00:20:40.060I think I feel nostalgic to that time period, and I was technically alive for some of it, so I understand that.
00:20:46.660I agree. I think that there was an alternate universe in which this episode kind of took a more, like, internet, personal branding, we should all know less about each other turn.
00:20:59.080That's not the direction we're going in today, but I do think that this explanation makes sense.
00:21:03.860There was a JFK Jr. lookalike competition in New York City, and I'm actually kind of obsessed with the pictures from it.
00:21:09.880Someone organized this lookalike competition, but it overlapped with a March for Liberation rally that was, quote, celebrating the U.S. and Israel's recent attack on Iran.
00:21:22.720So all the pictures from this event are like these absolute jokers dressed up in that dumb little like backwards hat, like hewing against a background of people like waving Iranian flags and like holding up pictures of Donald Trump.
00:21:37.700And I'm like, I don't know what this means, but it is perfect.
00:21:42.400So I want you to read this representative sampling of recent beset related headlines for me.
00:23:34.920And I think what I eventually came around to is it is exceedingly popular, not in spite
00:23:40.520of the fact that it's soulless, but because it's soulless.
00:23:43.540It doesn't have anything new to say about these people or how their myth of their relationship connects to our concept of celebrity or what it means when a political family becomes a pop culture phenomenon.
00:23:55.140So I'm going to have you read an excerpt from a Vulture review of the show by Nicholas Kwa.
00:24:01.100This is a vision of a relationship as a hermetically sealed unit, a dollhouse of beautiful people.
00:24:07.300Wow. This version of John and Carolyn are nothing much beyond their relationship to each other,
00:24:12.700which could itself be the point if the show knew what to do with it. How does a relationship like
00:24:17.580this actually work? Why are they in love? How does their story connect to modern celebrity and the
00:24:22.660machinery of public attention? We live, after all, in the era of Meghan Markle. Yeah, good point.
00:24:28.360Different but contiguous with the story of Carolyn Bessette. What makes this relationship special?
00:24:33.900In its inability to explore any of these questions with Verve,
00:24:37.060Love Story arrives at an indirect answer.
00:25:01.220Love Story takes a relationship long freighted with myth, glamour, and cultural obsession and renders it strangely ordinary.
00:25:08.420Yeah, on that note, really quickly, something I noticed about this show is that it falls into a trap that I think a lot of elementary writing and elementary fiction does, which it basically imagines famous people to behave in private as we expect them to behave in person.
00:25:27.040So, like, all of their conversations with one another are like, you were born for this responsibility, John. You will rise to the occasion. And it's like, this isn't how people actually speak in private. And I think it's a great example of why Succession is such a brilliant show. If you pay attention to the dialogue, they have these people who are larger than life and richer than life, but speaking in private the way that people do.
00:25:47.500and I just noticed that it itched at me
00:31:52.380Well, because America's most hard-to-pin-down man chose her.
00:31:57.180In that way, you're right, she becomes a cipher.
00:31:59.900She becomes a blueprint for how a woman should look and behave if she wants the ultimate prize to be chosen by a powerful, rich, and hard-doing man.
00:32:08.940But the video that was every known clip of CBK talking was 40 seconds long.
00:32:16.240So, like, was she mysterious and restrained, or do we just literally know nothing about her?
00:36:55.620So, like, in the first several episodes, we spend a lot of time watching how Carolyn got JFK Jr.
00:37:02.540There are countless shots of her, like, playing coy or hard to get or, like, not giving him her phone number and being like, well, you know where I work.
00:37:09.660And then she turns around and we can see her face.
00:37:32.060these characters of JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette.
00:37:35.680How would you describe them as people in this show?
00:37:40.160It's just so funny, because as you're describing this,
00:37:42.260It kind of has me rolling that you're describing this completely accurately and that the title of this show is Love Story. Like, it's so toxic.
00:37:50.440It's so fucking toxic. All right, what are their descriptions? He is a nothing burger pancake. He has no opinions about anything. His only real conflict is, like, representing the family, but he doesn't have—he is a complete projection of hot guy.
00:38:05.560it's like he's playing basketball he's working out he flunked the bar but like we're almost
00:38:11.460supposed to take that as like oh what a hottie adversity he actually as far as i watched has no
00:38:18.020discernible personality he's like framed as kind of the rational victim with his crazy ex which
00:38:24.780again you know how i feel about that and then she is actually pretty snarky and bitchy more than i
00:38:31.180thought they would make her like she really can't stand her job at Calvin Klein until she starts
00:38:36.100like basically calling the shots they have this frame where like she finds Kate Moss which I
00:38:41.560thought was pretty funny I was like okay she kind of has the attitude of like the early 2000s rom
00:38:47.640coms of like plucky journalist in early New York City and is like kind of sarcastic even though I
00:38:54.740mean no one can beat Kate Hudson at that but she seems very disaffected and they go out of their
00:39:00.320way in the first few episodes for her to basically be like, I came from nothing. I didn't have a
00:39:05.400trust. Like I'm working out here on my own. She definitely is supposed to be very edgy
00:39:10.000and like scrapping her way up Calvin Klein, very savvy. And he's like the perfect hunk who says
00:39:17.500nothing, but somehow we feel everything. Yeah. JFK Jr. Himbo. Yeah. He's such a himbo. He's
00:39:23.500charismatic. He's hot, but he's a little bumbling. He fails the bar exam twice. He doesn't really
00:39:29.480seem all that invested in his magazine. I forgot the magazine. Sophie's like,
00:39:34.700I just want it to be about the news. I care about the news. I'm like, I don't think you've ever read
00:39:41.480the news. He's forgetful. He's well-meaning, but he's ultimately like not all that competent or
00:39:48.300talented. He's harmless and she's wily. Yeah, you get the sense that like, were this not JFK's son,
00:39:54.600he would just be some guy, right? Right. Let's talk about that magazine for a second.
00:39:59.480He had a magazine called George in which he wanted to, much like you and I, Caroline, quote, combine wonky analysis with pop cultural savvy.
00:40:11.700Which has a bigger circulation, George or Diabolical Lies?
00:43:31.160And the little church that they got married in was, like, this chapel that I believe was built by slave labor that JFK Jr. didn't have, like, basically, like, opened up first.
00:43:46.220Like, the windows were sealed shut, and so they didn't, like, air it out or anything ahead of time.
00:43:52.440And it was extremely hot because it was, like, Georgia in the summer, so it was very humid in there.
00:43:59.160She was, like, two hours late to the wedding.
00:44:00.880So everyone that was there was just, like, sitting in this sweltering little chapel with all the doors sealed shut for hours just waiting for her to get there.
00:44:10.760When your family is already a little bit cursed, as it was by then, you don't get married in a slave chapel.
00:44:16.220Be a little bit more smart about this.
00:46:42.940I was just about to say, you guys, I'm wearing my skiing socks, my patterned skiing socks, and my fat jeans today, so.
00:46:51.680I did have a dream last night that Caro and I signed a lease together, and like only after we signed the lease were we like, wait, what are we going to do with our husbands?