If Books Could Kill - May 16, 2024


The Columbia Protests [TEASER]

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00:00:00.000 A good gag would be that you consistently think we're talking about Columbia, the country
00:00:03.920 throughout this.
00:00:04.660 That wouldn't even be funny the first time and it would get less funny as the episode
00:00:07.880 goes on.
00:00:11.020 What if the bit is that you're very racist throughout this, but towards Colombians?
00:00:19.300 I was trying to think of a pun with like Zionism.
00:00:22.360 I can't wait to see how close to the anti-Semitic gray area you land with this one. 0.86
00:00:27.240 Wait, wait, I have one.
00:00:27.960 I have one.
00:00:28.240 Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
00:00:29.220 Michael.
00:00:29.880 Peter.
00:00:30.360 What do you know about the protests at Columbia University?
00:00:33.080 All I know is that none of the chants and none of the signs at any of the protests
00:00:37.520 have made me as uncomfortable as recommending a song by Macklemore.
00:00:53.820 I guess we have to frame this a bit up top because as we are recording,
00:00:58.540 we're in the midst of a surge of student protests at universities across the country.
00:01:03.500 Protests are about the Israeli attacks on Gaza, and more specifically,
00:01:07.940 they are a call on universities to divest from companies and organizations that profit from
00:01:14.140 Israeli war crimes. It's largely been my opinion and experience that the media coverage of this
00:01:21.160 has been awful atrocious and in recent days we've gotten a heavy dose of police propaganda
00:01:28.180 with a bunch of cameos from my boy eric adams who i've decided will be a recurring character
00:01:34.440 on our podcast dude this pod this podcast is undefeated with like predicting moral panics
00:01:39.820 in advance remember we did retail crime and then the actual retailers like retracted their number
00:01:45.880 target actually sent me a gift card as an apology for that one and then now it's like we're talking 0.96
00:01:50.640 about all this like deranged propaganda and how these fucking police departments have like more 0.98
00:01:55.980 PR people than entire newsrooms. And we get a huge wave of propaganda immediately after these 0.98
00:02:02.140 crackdowns. If Eric Adams gets arrested in the next couple of months, I do think that we did it,
00:02:07.060 even though we have never talked about his various actual crimes on this podcast.
00:02:11.400 This podcast has goals. I wanted to limit this discussion to Columbia University for the most
00:02:17.660 part because i think the fact that these protests have spread out across the country and have all
00:02:24.740 sorts of sort of different valences in different areas it's made the coverage more confusing and i
00:02:31.040 want to sort of do a case study so to contextualize this student protests obviously have been ongoing
00:02:37.160 since october 7th when hamas first attacked and things recently escalated in april when the
00:02:45.300 president of Columbia University, Manoush Shafiq, appeared before the Republican-controlled House
00:02:51.600 Committee on Education and the Workforce in a hearing ostensibly about anti-Semitism on
00:02:58.880 Columbia's campus. This is the same committee that Harvard President Claudine Gay and Penn
00:03:05.120 President Liz McGill appeared before last December, where they were like peppered with
00:03:10.060 bad faith questions and ultimately both of them had to resign why do people keep showing up in
00:03:17.380 front of these like obviously bad faith committees this is by far the most baffling thing to me 0.60
00:03:21.840 yeah it feels like for university presidents this is some sort of mandatory psychosexual
00:03:28.180 humiliation ritual it's like everyone who agrees to an interview with isaac chotiner
00:03:31.860 where they're like look everybody else just got beclowned but it might work for us so i yeah
00:03:38.240 Shafiq, I think she thought she was being crafty, right?
00:03:42.800 She's like, I can learn from their mistakes and do the perfect testimony.
00:03:48.920 So she like gets up there and she's actually very conciliatory toward the committee members.
00:03:55.280 She did her best to like align her positions with theirs.
00:03:59.260 She points out how many students Columbia has suspended over the past several months.
00:04:04.200 Hell yeah. She was asked about professors who expressed what the committee members felt was support for Hamas's attack. One of them, she says, you know, he was fired and he will never teach at Columbia again. Another who had tenure, she committed on the spot when asked by Elise Stefanik to stripping him of a chairmanship in like a faculty group.
00:04:25.560 I thought you were going to say committed seppuku on the spot, which also which I think is what they wanted.
00:04:30.480 I, too, am watching Shogun.
00:04:33.180 Now, I do want to send one quick clip just to give you a sense of how much clownery was going on at this hearing.
00:04:41.620 Are we watching it 1X?
00:04:42.800 Yes, we're watching it 1X. 1.00
00:04:43.760 Like a fucking pilgrim? 1.00
00:04:45.200 Okay, fine. 1.00
00:04:46.200 You don't want to hear these people faster.
00:04:47.820 That's true.
00:04:48.500 Okay.
00:04:49.720 All right.
00:04:50.620 Double check.
00:04:51.140 Okay, count us down.
00:04:54.640 Are you familiar with Genesis 12-3?
00:04:57.420 Oh, no.
00:04:57.860 Probably not as well as you are, Congressman.
00:05:00.480 Well, it's pretty clear. It was a covenant that God made with Abraham. And that covenant was real clear. If you bless Israel, I will bless you. If you curse Israel, I will curse you. And then in the New Testament, it was confirmed that all nations would be blessed through you. So you do not know about that.
00:05:27.640 I have heard that now that you've explained it.
00:05:29.900 Yes, I've heard that before.
00:05:31.620 When you've definitely heard of it.
00:05:33.160 Do you consider that a serious issue?
00:05:35.520 What?
00:05:36.200 I mean, do you want Columbia University to be cursed by God?
00:05:39.900 What?
00:05:40.520 Of the Bible?
00:05:42.440 Definitely not.
00:05:43.380 Okay.
00:05:45.980 Oh, it's so sad.
00:05:47.840 She's like trying to be nice. 1.00
00:05:49.940 But like this guy, this guy sounds like a psycho. 0.98
00:05:53.780 Now that you mention it. 0.98
00:05:55.140 Yeah.
00:05:55.480 Yeah. No. Being cursed by God. Yeah. No, I have heard of that.
00:05:59.080 No, I really – I prefer not. Yeah. Also, he's doing the voice that if your friend did it like while doing an impression of a Republican senator, you'd be like, hey, dial it back. That's really offensive. Like don't do the cartoon redneck voice when you're pretending to be a Republican senator.
00:06:16.220 That's why you can't – that's why you can't speed that up to 1.5 or something because you really lose the effect. 0.57
00:06:21.240 the thing is i was just about to do it but i was like no i people will yell at me if i do it right
00:06:28.360 now it's like it's too offensive to do the voice i want to hear it mike look you can't be racist
00:06:35.720 against like southern senators or whatever it's not it's not a thing god her like her like sad
00:06:41.200 smile i'm not as familiar with that i don't want the campus to be cursed we live in hell peter so
00:06:48.920 So when this hearing wraps up, at first it feels a little bit like a PR win.
00:06:53.980 She is sort of complimented by one member of the committee that says she beat Harvard and Penn on this issue.
00:07:00.040 So maybe she's feeling good at this point.
00:07:03.080 But while she was testifying, pro-Palestinian protesters set up an encampment on a campus quad.
00:07:10.080 Hundreds of students pitched about 50 tents, and they state that they will be occupying the space until Colombia divests from Israel.
00:07:18.260 So is this related to the congressional hearing or is this just a total coincidence?
00:07:22.080 I don't think it's a coincidence.
00:07:23.160 I think they knew that administration was going to be focused on the testimony and that
00:07:29.160 that would present them with an opportunity.
00:07:31.560 Right.
00:07:31.820 And this is a high profile moment to put pressure on on Columbia.
00:07:37.080 Her performance in the congressional hearing also illustrates the fundamental problem here
00:07:40.880 that even if you do go in front of Congress and like own the Republican senators and do
00:07:45.320 really well, that's not a news story.
00:07:47.080 Right.
00:07:47.440 Right. So the best case scenario for going in front of these ding dongs is just no news at all. 0.99
00:07:54.220 There is a political instinct missing in the brains of university administrators. 0.99
00:07:58.680 That's what I've learned from this whole thing.
00:08:00.480 Yeah. She gets back to Colombia and she's faced with this dilemma.
00:08:03.900 Right. Because you have these students protesting.
00:08:06.920 You basically just promised Congress that you were going to rule with an iron fist over these protests.
00:08:14.520 You don't want to be cursed.
00:08:15.760 So she responds by writing a public letter to NYPD.
00:08:23.480 She says, I write with regard to the encampment on Columbia University's campus that began before dawn on the morning of Wednesday, April 17th, 2024.
00:08:32.240 As discussed, more than 100 individuals are currently occupying the South Lawn of Columbia University's Morningside Heights campus.
00:08:39.160 This group has been informed numerous times and in writing that they are not permitted to occupy this space, are in violation of the university's rules and policies, and must disperse.
00:08:48.660 I have determined that the encampment and related disruptions pose a clear and present danger to the substantial functioning of the university.
00:08:56.200 Oh my god.
00:08:56.840 With great regret, we request the NYPD's help to remove these individuals.
00:09:01.380 We trust that you will take care and caution when removing any individual from our campus.
00:09:05.360 The thing is, I also read that letter, and she mentioned that this has the potential to ruin John Cage's 433. So it's interesting you didn't read that excerpt. I think we need to focus on the real victims.
00:09:15.560 So Columbia is a private university on private property. They have an agreement with NYPD that NYPD won't intervene on campus unless asked to. So this letter is the president saying, hey, NYPD, come on in. This is something that has not happened since 1968 when there were student protests and NYPD intervened.
00:09:36.880 And it was largely considered to be a big clusterfuck.
00:09:40.640 So legally, they are within their rights here. 0.93
00:09:43.740 They can basically tell anyone, students included, hey, we want you off this lawn.
00:09:48.900 And if the students refuse, they are trespassing and can be removed, right?
00:09:53.860 It is very funny that this whole thing is literally kids get off my lawn.
00:09:58.660 It's kind of perfect.
00:10:00.220 It's always telling when the charge that protesters get hit with is trespassing.
00:10:05.740 Yeah.
00:10:05.920 That's when you know that nothing has happened, that they were just being arrested because they were irritating people.
00:10:10.480 I also want to talk about some weird language in this statement.
00:10:13.560 She says that students present a, quote, clear and present danger to the substantial functioning of the university.
00:10:20.780 This is like very crafty phrasing because at a glance, it seems like she's saying they're dangerous in like the general sense of the word.
00:10:28.560 But she's saying they are dangerous to the substantial functioning of the university.
00:10:33.260 which doesn't seem like it's actual danger you know it's this combination of high stakes and
00:10:39.180 low stakes right because like you could say that about anything you could say that like
00:10:42.000 you working from home poses a clear and present danger to my ability to watch the legend of cora
00:10:47.860 all day like it doesn't it doesn't mean anything so also as a lawyer i kind of perked up when i
00:10:53.460 saw clear and present danger because that's like an antiquated legal standard from the world war
00:10:59.580 one era that has been overruled. So now the First Amendment test is inciting imminent lawless action
00:11:07.780 and like the clear and present danger thing that that hasn't been the First Amendment law since
00:11:12.300 the 60s. Yeah. But there was that Harrison Ford movie in the 90s. And so everybody thinks everybody
00:11:16.920 thinks it's real. I was sort of like, why is she using this language? And apparently it's in
00:11:22.400 Columbia's policies. Like I went digging through their policies and apparently they use this like
00:11:26.560 clear and present danger standard, presumably because it's like broader and vaguer, which is
00:11:31.520 why it was overturned to begin with. But it like sort of still sounds like it's legalese, right?
00:11:36.500 I also will flag that Columbia policy says that in order to bring in NYPD, the president has to
00:11:42.540 consult with, quote, a majority of a panel established by the university senate's executive
00:11:48.220 committee. The executive committee said that they were not consulted. The Columbia spectator,
00:11:54.020 the student paper, which, by the way, has done the best reporting on this by such a wide margin
00:11:59.160 that it's remarkable. They asked the school about this, and the school responds that Shafiq,
00:12:04.020 quote, consulted with the Senate chair, comply with the consultation requirement.
00:12:08.760 But the requirement is that she consult with a majority of a panel established by the committee.
00:12:14.660 So it seems pretty clear that she just ignored the policy to bust up this protest as quickly
00:12:19.160 as possible. It's also funny because like like breaking the procedure of like how to tell the
00:12:25.040 protesters to disperse is like kind of silly. Right. It's a sort of technical procedural thing,
00:12:29.660 which like nobody really cares about. Right. But the whole thing is that the entire argument for
00:12:34.740 breaking this up is a little tiny procedural thing, too. It's like they're trespassing on
00:12:38.980 campus. No, it's it's even less than that. Columbia's real justification, like what they're
00:12:43.300 putting forward is that these students were basically violating the protest rules.
00:12:48.960 So the president also sends a letter to Columbia writ large and says, we updated our protest
00:12:54.440 policy to allow demonstrations on very short notice and in prime locations in the middle
00:12:58.660 of campus while still allowing students to get to class and labs and libraries to operate.
00:13:02.820 The current encampment violates all of the new policies, severely disrupts campus life
00:13:07.920 and creates a harassing and intimidating environment for many of our students. 0.86
00:13:11.900 But then if like if we're such fucking sticklers for policies, you're also not following your own policies and the procedure for doing this. 0.93
00:13:18.540 So it's like, are we sticklers or are we not? 0.93
00:13:20.500 I don't think people really care about this procedural stuff, but it's very clear that there's like a huge double standard.
00:13:25.540 Right. I want to pause before we continue, because as this story goes on, it gets messier.
00:13:30.420 I want to be clear that at this point, there have been no credible allegations of like anti-Semitism or offensive statements or violence from any of these protesters.
00:13:40.300 Right. When Colombia brought in the NYPD to clear the encampment, they claimed that the protesters were creating a harassing and intimidating environment, but they didn't provide any examples.
00:13:52.600 And I think to this day, there is really no evidence that anyone within this actual encampment did anything of the sort.
00:13:59.140 So it really seems like what happened here is that Shafiq was coming off of her testimony to Congress and then confronted with this dilemma. Do I back up my tough talk or do I sort of let them stay? She calls in the cops. Right. So you get this initial round of media coverage that's relatively mild, but you start to see some sort of weird tendencies.
00:14:23.040 So the New York Times says, and they're talking about the clearing of the encampment, they say many in the crowd watched with a sense of disbelief or anger.
00:14:31.940 Some students, though, those who had felt harassed by the chants and actions of the pro-Palestinian students, said they were glad that the university had finally agreed to follow its rules.
00:14:41.420 Again, they're not specifying what the harassing chants or actions were.
00:14:46.140 It's just sort of stated, which is not necessarily to say that it's fictional as much as that this is just bad reporting. 0.99
00:14:51.740 This is not how you should be reporting on this sort of shit. 0.98
00:14:54.240 You can't tell from this whether the complaint here is that they don't like pro-Palestinian 0.99
00:14:58.920 chants or that they are actually being directly targeted for harassment by protesters.
00:15:03.600 And that's a pretty important distinction, right? 0.95
00:15:05.700 Basically, is it a normal ass protest or is it genuinely something like rowdy and harassing 0.59
00:15:10.300 and something that a university should really do something about? 0.93
00:15:12.640 Like, that's the entire point is like, is this OK or is this not?
00:15:16.180 Yeah.
00:15:16.300 So to map this out chronologically, Shafiq testified on Wednesday, April 17th.
00:15:22.280 The encampment was set up that same morning.
00:15:24.800 NYPD cleared it the next day.
00:15:26.660 What happens next is that these students set up another encampment on the lawn, like right
00:15:31.280 next to the first one.
00:15:32.600 Hell yeah.
00:15:33.340 And this time the energy is way higher because people are upset by the administration calling
00:15:38.920 in NYPD.
00:15:40.040 Yeah.
00:15:40.320 Faculty, many of whom say that they are not actually aligned with the students on the
00:15:44.920 substantive issue staged a walkout in protests of the administration and this is also where you see
00:15:50.880 other encampments and similar protests start to pop up on campuses across the country right this
00:15:56.720 is the thing they could have just ignored this in the first place yeah there have been encampments
00:16:00.820 on campuses like around the country and it hasn't really been a big deal and also isn't isn't the
00:16:06.160 semester ending in like two weeks and they could have just like yeah let this happen and like i
00:16:11.960 don't know the whole thing is just such a fucking own goal by the university presidents i i i mean
00:16:17.280 i do get it but i don't get it when the argument being put forward is basically these protesters 0.56
00:16:23.220 are potentially harassing loud disruptive the scope of the failure is like laid bare right
00:16:33.120 because this was one protest on columbia's campus it is now like a nationwide movement
00:16:39.400 there have been hundreds of arrests there have been incidents of like protesters clashing
00:16:45.480 and you can make a pretty coherent argument that like Manoush Shafiq is responsible for all of that
00:16:51.420 to try to look good in front of republican senators no not even senators who was that 0.99
00:16:55.580 fucking guy it's house members which is even more come on even more degrading humiliating 0.99
00:17:00.340 barely politicians right barely adults so over that following weekend there are reports on social 1.00
00:17:07.320 media of several instances of anti-Semitic or otherwise offensive conduct in and around
00:17:13.460 Colombia.
00:17:14.440 One person shouted, go back to Poland at pro-Israel demonstrators.
00:17:18.320 One person held up a sign with an arrow pointed toward pro-Israel demonstrators that said,
00:17:23.240 Al-Qasam's next targets. 0.62
00:17:24.980 That's Hamas's military wing.
00:17:26.680 One guy is recorded shouting that there would be 10,000 October 7th.
00:17:31.080 I know about all those because I read about them on Barry Weiss's substack.
00:17:34.780 That's the thing is you've probably heard all of these because the media coverage of each of them has been extensive.
00:17:39.560 There's also that poor woman who lost an eye in one of the protests is my understanding.
00:17:44.340 R.I.P. No, I think she passed. Yeah, she didn't survive.
00:17:49.680 It just sounds like we're being very insensitive to someone who's not familiar with that story.
00:17:54.780 You had pro-Israel demonstrators shouting, go back to Gaza at student protesters, calling them terrorists.
00:18:00.740 there are some minor scuffles, nothing serious, people grabbing flags from one another,
00:18:05.700 things like that. Almost all of these incidents occurred off campus. And from the reporting I've
00:18:11.540 seen, none of them have been traced to actual Columbia students. It's pretty clear that most
00:18:17.440 of this, if not all of this, is from non-students. God, in any large protest, someone is going to
00:18:23.120 yell something fucking stupid. Like one out of every 500 signs is going to be, it's going to 1.00
00:18:28.320 have something problematic on it like you remember the anti-war protests in 2003 yeah there was some 0.99
00:18:32.820 like hella dumb shit being said there and some dumb chants and some dumb signs and they were 0.97
00:18:38.260 still right this whole time i've just been like why are we fucking talking about this well the 1.00
00:18:43.980 question is when you see one asshole do you want to say to yourself that guy's an asshole or do you 0.99
00:18:49.680 want to say to yourself this is emblematic of a broader trend within the pro-palestinian movement 1.00
00:18:55.520 Right. That's that's the choice you're being confronted with. And the media chooses the second one every single time.
00:19:02.260 It's also so fucked up because it's it's like very clearly a distraction from something that is like the the actual fucking bombing of Gaza is so indefensible. 0.99
00:19:12.640 Tens of thousands of people dead. There's like literally children starving. 1.00
00:19:15.900 It's like it could not be clearer what the right thing to do is and like who the fucking heroes and villains are. 0.99
00:19:22.500 And yet we're still talking about like, oh, was this chant bad or not? 0.95
00:19:26.660 The vague implications of your of the metaphor in your rhyming chant are a little bit disturbing to me. 0.99
00:19:33.720 I mean, fuck. 0.99
00:19:35.320 So social media posts of these like anti-Semitic incidents and sort of like violence endorsing incidents, if they're not anti-Semitic, go viral. 1.00
00:19:43.620 Of course.
00:19:44.040 And very quickly, the tenor of the media coverage changes dramatically.
00:19:48.280 The New York Times writes a piece headlined, some Jewish students are targeted as protests continue at Columbia, citing some of these incidents.
00:19:56.900 The piece also does include quotes from Jewish students who are protesting for Palestine and say they feel perfectly safe, which some media outlets have just completely ignored.
00:20:07.660 But they do make one omission.
00:20:09.260 And I've seen this almost universally, which is that they don't cover any of the racist rhetoric coming from pro-Israel protesters. 0.99
00:20:16.600 Yeah, it's fucking wild. 0.97
00:20:17.300 Also pretty thoroughly documented on social media that weekend. 0.97
00:20:20.760 And that omission creates this impression of a one-sided problem.
00:20:25.400 The implication of stories like this is that any amount of anti-Semitism or one anti-Semitic
00:20:31.420 person in a crowd of thousands of people protesting is disqualifying.
00:20:36.500 And yet Islamophobia is also rife among people who are pro-Israel.
00:20:40.960 And yet that's never disqualifying.
00:20:42.580 Yeah, I think you're sort of like imagining what a good faith discussion might look like.
00:20:46.800 But what's really happening here is that reactionaries are just sort of sensing an opportunity to smear the left and also shift the conversation away from what's happening in Gaza and toward what's happening on American campuses.
00:21:01.220 That's been so palpable.
00:21:02.740 So first, I want to talk about the right wing news cycle that emanates from this.
00:21:06.800 Fox News runs countless stories about what it calls agitators at Columbia.
00:21:11.140 Love it.
00:21:11.640 The New York Post has run nonstop stories about this.
00:21:14.660 I would like for you to guess the number of stories in the New York Post between April 18th and the end of the month referencing the Columbia encampment.
00:21:26.180 I'm thinking of, remember, we did every single story in the New York Times about Hillary Clinton's emails in one month.
00:21:31.580 And I think it was something like 43.
00:21:33.820 So, like, I'm going to say somewhere in the 40s.
00:21:36.560 Yeah, the answer is over 150.
00:21:38.460 dude i so i follow the new york post on twitter and they had a story this morning that was just
00:21:45.780 the headline was teddy roosevelt's great grandson supports columbia protests tell them it's like
00:21:52.100 steve roosevelt or something just some random kid that's news baby someone i've never heard of
00:21:57.280 who is related to a politician has an opinion great i almost wish that the new york post had
00:22:03.580 a functional website rather than one that like will destroy your computer if you scroll it for
00:22:08.520 long enough because it is deeply fascinating to just witness the media diet of your average
00:22:17.220 Staten Island resident. It's like no wonder they're like this. The thing is the fact that
00:22:21.140 you are moving to New Jersey I feel like means you should be careful making fun of people from 0.99
00:22:25.820 staten island i am moving very purposefully to a town full of wealthy stick up their ass liberal 1.00
00:22:34.480 pussies like people have like black lives matter signs in their yard just just as performed like 1.00
00:22:41.920 just to be performative assholes you know what i mean yeah you're moving to the name of the county 1.00
00:22:45.660 is in this house common new jersey so the post coverage and most right-wing coverage real is 0.97
00:22:54.400 really expressly calling the protesters anti-semitic genocidal right on april 28th they
00:23:01.640 ran an op-ed by the editorial board titled quote pro-palestine protests really are seeking a final
00:23:07.960 solution oh my god they wrote that quote israel's war is entirely just the protest movement consists 0.99
00:23:14.840 entirely of the malevolent and the idiotic nazi equivalents and their enablers that is the new 0.98
00:23:21.760 york post editorial board by the way i feel like people don't realize what the editorial boards of 1.00
00:23:27.380 conservative papers are like but these people are unwell the wall street journal editorial board 0.99
00:23:34.120 says shit that like would get somebody kicked out of like a neighborhood barbecue you'd be like i'm 1.00
00:23:38.640 sorry man we just can't have you around anymore if you're gonna say shit like this yeah yeah you 0.99
00:23:42.580 have to leave yeah i am going to share with you a couple of my favorite new york post pieces on 0.98
00:23:48.260 this subject okay i'm sending you a headline the columbia protester diet anti-israel students
00:23:53.820 munch on pret sandwiches pricey nuts and sip duncan oh because they're like decadent elites
00:24:00.100 the protesters are simultaneously professional terrorists and also the privileged children of
00:24:07.420 wealthy elites also they also these kids are the coddled children of wealthy elites they're still
00:24:13.100 correct. You know, I think it's cool that some rich kids can step outside their bubble and
00:24:18.220 recognize some injustice, you know, even if they are probably going to give this up and go work
00:24:23.820 at JPM. That Roosevelt kid is going to be cool for the next two years and then immediately go
00:24:30.080 to McKinsey. I am going to send you an excerpt from this harrowing piece in the New York Post.
00:24:37.080 It says, the anti-Israel Columbia University students hunkering down on the Ivy League's
00:24:41.920 West Lawn received a hefty food delivery Wednesday as they showed no signs of abandoning their
00:24:47.200 makeshift tent city. Fruits, nuts, granola bars and overpriced sandwiches were being handed out
00:24:52.840 like candy to the protesters who were given a 48 hour extension to camp out on the grounds before
00:24:59.720 the administration warned it would clear them out. Thank you for catching that stellar bit of
00:25:04.560 writing. They're handing out fruit like candy. Yeah. You're a professional writer. It's so
00:25:10.360 evocative. So I have a mental image now. The anti-Israel protesters, more than 100 of whom
00:25:15.500 were cuffed by the NYPD last week, had their choice of an array of nuts, including a $17
00:25:20.520 jar of Good and Gather's sea salt roasted mixed nuts. It is true that nuts, like nut pricing,
00:25:27.340 has gotten out of control. Okay. But Good and Gather is Target's in-house brand.
00:25:32.260 Oh, is it really?
00:25:32.860 So a $17 jar is probably just a large jar of nuts, which actually sounds like a pretty
00:25:38.360 cost-effective solution for a group of people. Yeah. Okay. Cheaper options like blue diamond
00:25:45.120 almonds and planters cashews were also laid out for the students, comma, who are used to shelling
00:25:50.560 out $86,097 in tuition each year. Sandwiches at the UK brand convenience bakery Pret A Manger
00:25:58.400 were neatly lined up along the table. A simple veggie sandwich would cost only $8, but those
00:26:04.660 with any meat between the bread slices cost anywhere between $10 and $14 or even $16 for
00:26:09.720 a salmon option.
00:26:10.480 My God, this is so boring. 1.00
00:26:12.360 This is so fucking boring and stupid. 1.00
00:26:16.560 They can get sandwiches. 1.00
00:26:18.000 You don't have a real job if you're writing this professionally.
00:26:20.740 This is not a real job. 0.99
00:26:21.900 You are a fake person with a fake life. 0.73
00:26:24.920 Also, these are normal sandwich prices in New York. 0.99
00:26:28.180 Sorry.
00:26:28.440 This entire piece should be about the injustice of Biden's economy, Bidenflation that we're
00:26:32.980 experiencing due to his choices i told you that they wrote like 150 articles about this encampment 0.99
00:26:40.640 and the protest so like this is the kind of shit you need to write to hit those numbers yeah yeah 0.97
00:26:45.680 just like people had food there was someone's someone's going to their editor being like 0.99
00:26:50.000 i looked up the price of those nuts for you sir and they're 17 and he's like run it yeah i'm gonna
00:26:56.660 send you another uh headline this one's a little more serious in the sense that it has sort of
00:27:01.840 spread around the right-wing ecosystem.
00:27:04.780 Oh, I love this one.
00:27:07.400 George Soros is paying student radicals who are fueling nationwide explosion of Israel-hating protests.