In Bed With The Right - December 16, 2025


Episode 113: The 2025 Daytime Cursties (with Michael Hobbes)

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Episode 112 -- The Natural Childbirth Movement From the Vaults: Andrew Sullivan, Part 1

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00:00:00.000 Hello, I'm Adrian Dobb.
00:00:09.000 And I'm Moira Doddigan.
00:00:10.180 Whether we like it or not, we're In Bed with the Right.
00:00:13.860 So, Adrian, today we are joined once again by our very special guest and friend of the show, Michael Hobbs.
00:00:21.380 Hi, Michael.
00:00:22.200 I can't believe you guys just, like, go into recording the show and you don't just, like, hang out for 30 minutes before you start.
00:00:26.940 You, like, hit record and then you're, like, welcome to In Bed with the Right.
00:00:29.120 Yeah, we're an all-business podcast now.
00:00:31.920 Yeah.
00:00:32.380 We just start recording.
00:00:33.300 We're like, how was your week?
00:00:34.380 What have you been up to?
00:00:35.320 What do you think of this album?
00:00:37.220 Well, look, I mean, like, if that comes up organically, we also think we are really thrilled that you're joining us and that you would grace this little award show with your star wattage and charisma, you know, for the third year in a row.
00:00:49.860 So, like, we want to be very mindful of your time. 0.96
00:00:51.880 I'm taking time out of my busy reading terrible bullshit schedule to read some terrible bullshit with you guys. 0.95
00:00:57.960 Well, I also heard that we took you away from a bouldering wall. 0.99
00:01:02.180 Oh, yeah.
00:01:02.560 I was bouldering earlier, and now I'm, like, kind of sleepy.
00:01:04.880 So you might just get long silences and, like, deep breaths from me over here.
00:01:08.800 That's the Invid with the right promise, folks.
00:01:10.880 Long silences, deep breaths.
00:01:13.340 I'm just announcing that I'm at my worst.
00:01:15.380 And then if I'm okay, then you'll be pleasantly surprised.
00:01:17.560 I do this in all interactions now.
00:01:19.080 Nice.
00:01:19.800 Nice.
00:01:20.480 Yeah, I mean, we weren't recording for the gold material before this,
00:01:24.940 which was that Michael explained to him more what bouldering was,
00:01:28.800 which is, like, very funny to me. 0.74
00:01:30.520 Some gay men don't have limp wrists.
00:01:31.820 Some of us have very strong wrists.
00:01:33.600 Yeah.
00:01:34.000 Battling stereotypes.
00:01:35.320 That's right.
00:01:36.860 So when we approached you about this, about the third annual Cursedies,
00:01:41.260 you were like, wait, is this the one about most cursed discourses about sex and gender?
00:01:46.160 How are you going to do this?
00:01:47.880 Yeah.
00:01:48.200 You've already done them all. 0.99
00:01:49.320 And it's like, yeah, fuck, we did a lot. 0.99
00:01:51.660 It's been a busy year for sex and gender. 1.00
00:01:53.580 I don't know if you heard.
00:01:54.700 And we were here for a lot of it.
00:01:56.540 You guys are out of Helens to talk about.
00:01:58.600 That's right.
00:01:59.080 Problematic Helens. 1.00
00:02:00.140 Should we introduce the Kirsties?
00:02:01.600 Because this is our tradition, but perhaps not every listener has come with us.
00:02:06.600 This is our annual rundown of, as you may have heard, the most cursed discourses around sex and gender of the year.
00:02:15.340 We award these very special awards to several different themes every year. 0.93
00:02:21.440 Michael has joined us for all of these.
00:02:23.600 Yes, and it's very scientific. It's not something we just put together in the last hour and 45 minutes. It's something that's, like, super deliberate. We think about it all year long.
00:02:30.860 Like an Atlantic cover story, this has been deeply researched.
00:02:35.340 Meticulously fact-checked, yes.
00:02:36.820 Yeah, I think you're right that, like, we do this now once a week, right? We are a prolific podcast. Like, there's a lot, but we had to sort of dig a little deeper this year. We were like, all right, let's expand our horizons.
00:02:50.260 Also, it's weird because I feel like bad gender discourse has now just infected literally everything else.
00:02:55.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:55.740 Where it's like health grifters, it's all a bunch of gender shit. 1.00
00:02:58.860 Politics is all a bunch of gender shit now. 1.00
00:03:00.800 So somehow it's like everywhere and nowhere at once. 0.99
00:03:03.000 So it's hard to like talk about the worst gender discourse of the year because all discourse is gender discourse now. 0.96
00:03:07.680 Yeah. 0.97
00:03:08.120 So what we decided to do, given this problem, we were like, well, you know, they have the big Academy Awards.
00:03:12.860 Then they have the ones that they sort of like rattle off like right before the commercial break.
00:03:17.120 Or like they have the daytime Emmys and whatever.
00:03:19.080 Like, the ones that you kind of give out to, like, people that you don't really care about. 0.98
00:03:23.260 But why don't we do the daytime kirsties or the technical kirsties or whatever, and we were going to focus it on achievements in anti-wokeness. 0.97
00:03:31.100 Because I think it was a banner year for anti-wokeness. 0.95
00:03:34.360 You guys all outdid yourselves. 0.66
00:03:36.600 That's because wokeness was so amok this year.
00:03:38.540 I know.
00:03:38.940 This was the year that wokeness really went over the edge.
00:03:42.220 I know. 0.97
00:03:42.620 So it's time to finally put a stop to it.
00:03:44.540 Well, first, it's time to actually define it.
00:03:46.740 But they didn't get around to that.
00:03:47.720 But they got around to talking about it's dead, or it's back, or it's not dead, or it has changed, or it's now right-wing rather than left-wing.
00:03:55.240 Ah, yeah.
00:03:56.000 Yeah.
00:03:56.320 This was the year of the woke right.
00:03:57.780 That's right.
00:03:58.760 And so, in the spirit of clowning on those who have already plentifully beclowned themselves, here we present for your listening pleasure the third annual Daytime Cursedies. 0.98
00:04:08.500 We're only going to get through like one-tenth of the shit that we identified, right? 0.98
00:04:12.860 Yeah. 0.99
00:04:13.620 Some of them will go faster than others.
00:04:15.480 Some of them are more cursed than others.
00:04:17.720 Okay, none of mine will go fast.
00:04:21.200 Just to warn you. 0.97
00:04:23.080 So, yeah, so today is all about achievements and dumbass anti-woke punditry. 1.00
00:04:27.720 Fuck yes. 1.00
00:04:28.120 Because it was, as we said, a banner year for it. 1.00
00:04:30.760 And we feel like celebrating our special friends before they, you know, take over CBS, CNN, or, I don't know, fucking cigar aficionado for all I know. 0.96
00:04:40.320 Yeah. 0.96
00:04:40.660 Yeah, so we're going to dive right in.
00:04:43.100 These are not, I think, in any order, at least in my case.
00:04:45.200 Are you guys doing a sending order?
00:04:46.640 No.
00:04:46.900 No, I'm doing the order in which I thought of them.
00:04:49.700 Yeah, same.
00:04:50.460 The very scientific method in which I wrote my ideas down in a Google Doc.
00:04:56.680 Yeah.
00:04:57.100 And I like went to the Atlantic archives and I was like, oh, this garbage that I forgot about.
00:05:01.160 Yeah.
00:05:01.620 I'm already picturing the ones you're doing and I'm excited.
00:05:04.600 Because those things like, they whisk by, you know?
00:05:06.900 It's crazy.
00:05:07.620 You drive along the highway and then there's like a geyser or like a cool museum and you go that big and you already passed it.
00:05:13.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:14.080 And that's the thing with Atlantic cover stories or Atlantic stories.
00:05:16.900 Like you clown about it for like six hours and then something else happens in your life and you forget it ever happened.
00:05:22.560 You're like, why is that guys are complaining about pronouns for the 33rd time this year?
00:05:26.380 In fairness, that's how long it takes them to write these also.
00:05:29.020 I think part of what has become really fascinating to me about these discourse cycles, the anti-woke discourse cycle or the cursed gender discourse cycle is that it is so iterative.
00:05:39.740 It's so often the same thing in like a slightly new package.
00:05:43.800 Like often some of the same actors, basically always the same complaints, right?
00:05:47.980 So one of the things I think we – I hope we get a chance to do is like tease out some of the recurring themes and be like this was really distinguished in pronoun panic or this is a quintessential example of a campus moral panic, you know, and just try to like figure out what it is that makes these stories tick a little bit and why I think that they are starting to have for their peddlers a little bit of a diminishing return.
00:06:12.160 Yeah. It's also our brains are so broken that whenever you see these, you can only put them in categories because you've seen so many. It's like your plumber comes over and he's like, oh, that's this kind of problem because they've seen everything so many times.
00:06:22.260 Here's your problem right here. That anecdote isn't even true and you've got two of them.
00:06:28.580 I apologize for the ethnic accent. Mark, you gotta edit that out. I'm going to get canceled.
00:06:33.940 You're insulting Mario and Luigi already. We've just barely made it into the seven minute mark.
00:06:39.900 Yeah, never get the German guy to do an Italian accent. 0.73
00:06:44.700 But the other reason I think we're focusing on anti-wokeness is because part of the experience of 2025, of course, was that for years, people like Michael Hobbes have been pointing out when places like the Atlantic have shot out these gigantic pieces.
00:06:59.380 Don't we have bigger fish to fry with an incipient fascist movement in this country?
00:07:03.640 Well, now the incipient fascist movement is here and doing a whole lot of stuff, which makes these kind of even funnier because you kind of sense that these people are reckoning with that or understanding it to some extent. 0.97
00:07:14.980 But because they're all, frankly, dum-dums and absolute wusses, they're not, with very few exceptions, genuinely reckoning with this, but try to like pull their old bullshit because it's the only trick they know how to perform in a moment that couldn't be historically less suited for it. 0.97
00:07:32.820 Totally. And also, I think that also explains the woke right thing, where they have to think like, oh, I didn't waste the last four years of my life complaining about these excesses of wokeness. Actually, the right learned it from the left. And it's actually all this stuff that was going on on the left, the totalitarianism on the left, has now fed into the totalitarianism on the right, which doesn't hold up to any empirical scrutiny whatsoever. 0.99
00:07:52.020 But it's like, they fill a psychological need for people. 0.99
00:07:55.440 Like, I'm not a piece of shit. 0.99
00:07:56.520 I haven't wasted my journalism career. 0.99
00:07:58.200 No, no, I was actually identifying the little tentacles of this before it became the party in power.
00:08:03.260 But like, no, you were just wrong.
00:08:04.840 All of us, you especially, were pointing out like how wrong this was the entire time.
00:08:08.980 None of these people wanted free speech.
00:08:10.420 The minute they get in power, they start cracking down on free speech.
00:08:13.240 They were lying the entire time.
00:08:14.800 But there's no, we're not ever going to get like a reflection on like, why did we do this for four years straight?
00:08:19.060 Yeah, so the TLDR of this episode is, yes, these people did waste their lives.
00:08:23.300 Yes, they're terrible journalists. 1.00
00:08:24.540 Yes, they're pieces of shit. 1.00
00:08:25.660 Yes. 1.00
00:08:26.080 If you're one of these authors listening right now, yeah, go within yourself, my brother.
00:08:30.540 And if not, come along for this fun romp.
00:08:33.760 Yeah, the only thing we have the power to do is make fun of these people for $3 a month.
00:08:37.500 Yeah.
00:08:37.940 That is it.
00:08:38.560 That's right.
00:08:39.400 Excuse me, it's $5 a month.
00:08:40.620 We're very classy.
00:08:41.500 Wow. 1.00
00:08:41.800 We're the expensive shit. 1.00
00:08:43.160 Oh, luxury goods over here. 1.00
00:08:43.420 Yeah, we're the good shit. 1.00
00:08:44.820 Damn. 1.00
00:08:45.320 Look, this mountain of cocaine is not going to fund itself, man. 1.00
00:08:49.060 All right, shall we dig in?
00:08:52.160 Yeah, who wants to start?
00:08:53.220 Adrienne, I think you should go first.
00:08:54.600 Do it.
00:08:55.220 So it may come as a shock to some of our listeners, 0.93
00:08:58.480 but apart from being a professor, being a gay guy,
00:09:01.920 having a face made for podcasting,
00:09:04.380 I also am a huge nerd.
00:09:06.060 And so my first story of anti-wokeness 0.82
00:09:09.880 comes out of a space that I know well and I like,
00:09:13.700 which has to do with Dungeons and Dragons.
00:09:15.680 I didn't know you were a D&D guy.
00:09:17.160 Oh, yeah.
00:09:17.680 You have like a regular game?
00:09:19.220 Weekly, yeah.
00:09:20.020 No way. Do you DM?
00:09:21.220 I'm the DM, yeah.
00:09:22.340 What?
00:09:22.860 Of course he is.
00:09:23.720 So that's like another podcast that you're hosting weekly, but just like privately?
00:09:27.020 Yeah. I mean, I have a long-running group.
00:09:29.500 Okay.
00:09:29.840 I'm recording this. Because everything sort of came together very quickly, I am doing this on graph paper.
00:09:35.100 There's graph paper right below my computer with a bunch of markers lying to my right and a bunch of miniatures behind the screen.
00:09:42.120 No way.
00:09:42.760 Oh, yeah.
00:09:43.540 It's like such a wholesome hobby.
00:09:44.740 I'm, like, not a D&D guy, but I think it's so cool that it's, like, taken over the culture in the last 10 years.
00:09:48.540 It's very fun, and that is exactly what this article was kind of about.
00:09:52.200 Like, D&D has been having a bit of a moment, right?
00:09:54.320 We got a movie.
00:09:55.560 Like, for a long time, if you were a fan of D&D, you could either watch, like, a Saturday morning cartoon. 0.59
00:10:02.000 You could get shouted at by Christian moms.
00:10:04.560 Or you could watch a terrible movie starring Thora Birch and Jeremy Irons and some of the worst CGI I ever put on screen.
00:10:11.020 Well, now, Stranger Things is out, so that's cool.
00:10:14.540 People like, well, people no longer like Stranger Things, but they liked it for a while.
00:10:18.360 There's a movie starring Chris Pine.
00:10:20.680 I mean, like, come on.
00:10:21.760 That's like a person you've heard of.
00:10:23.220 Yeah.
00:10:23.460 Yeah.
00:10:23.700 And the young seem to be enjoying this hobby.
00:10:27.080 So obviously, certain media have to like jump on the bandwagon that like somehow this success is actually a bad thing.
00:10:34.480 Yes.
00:10:34.720 And that people enjoying this, especially the young, are enjoying it the wrong way.
00:10:38.640 Yeah.
00:10:38.880 And what vocabulary do we have for that other than wokeness?
00:10:41.700 It's going to be a wokeness story.
00:10:42.760 This is from The Telegraph, How Woke Virtue Signaling Ruined Dungeons and Dragons.
00:10:49.380 That's why nobody plays it anymore.
00:10:50.640 It's been ruined by the wokeness.
00:10:52.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:52.820 Well, no, it's like, that's the thing.
00:10:54.240 The entire article is based on the opposite being true of what's manifestly true, right?
00:10:59.540 Yeah.
00:10:59.780 The article wants to make the claim that, like, this is going to hurt D&D, right?
00:11:04.080 Go woke, go broke.
00:11:05.560 But they have to write up against the fact that, like, and I don't have to love every part of this, but, like, it's very manifestly not going broke.
00:11:11.880 Right.
00:11:12.120 Right. And that's why more people than ever are into this thing. Right.
00:11:15.160 Yeah. Wokeness is like it's branded as both an elite affectation and something that the young people are inflicting on the old. 0.61
00:11:22.740 Yeah. 0.84
00:11:22.940 And this has to like cut across both of those intuitive associations. Right.
00:11:28.060 Like on the one hand, you're saying that like fancy people are ruining this game that has exploded in popularity and become very widespread. Right.
00:11:36.820 So, like, it's only so popular because the elite have taken it over is kind of a contradiction in terms.
00:11:43.260 But then the other complaint is, like, wokeness as coded as young is about, like, oh, these young people have ruined my children's game.
00:11:52.220 And it's like, well, I think it might be kind of more for them anyway. 0.62
00:11:55.060 Yeah.
00:11:55.380 Also, I think the core instinct behind so many of these pieces is just, like, other people are having fun.
00:12:01.440 Yeah.
00:12:01.740 And, like, that makes me mad for some reason, and then you have to justify it.
00:12:04.620 But, like, you can play D&D whatever way you want to play.
00:12:07.740 If you want to play it super traditional, whatever, like, have a blast. 0.97
00:12:10.860 It's happening in your living room, so, like, no one gives a shit. 0.97
00:12:13.880 Yeah, it's interesting, right? 0.98
00:12:15.100 So the subhead of this piece in The Telegraph is, quote,
00:12:17.960 long-time fans of the fantasy role-playing game are unhappy about the Stranger Things generation invading their realm.
00:12:23.320 And I think you're exactly right.
00:12:24.520 Like, if you know anything about D&D, you know that it's pretty hard for anyone to invade your realm, right?
00:12:29.640 Like in the end, like you buy a book, you buy some dyes, you sit down around your dining room table and you play it, as you say, exactly the way you want.
00:12:38.420 If you don't like something in the module as it's written, you change it, right?
00:12:42.000 I did that in the 80s and 90s with stuff that was super homophobic.
00:12:45.560 And now if you are super homophobic, you get to do it with stuff that's less homophobic.
00:12:49.600 If you really need that homophobia in order to really have this campaign land or whatever.
00:12:54.720 This reminds me of like Tradcast and the Latin Mass.
00:12:57.180 They're like, how dare you take the anti-Semitic stuff out of the mass, Vatican II?
00:13:02.680 And it's like, well, you can always put it back in if you really want to.
00:13:06.100 The Stranger Things generation is ruining Vatican mass.
00:13:09.300 Yeah, I hate it.
00:13:10.760 Yeah, I mean, so it's just the chef's kiss of like kind of bad faith framing, I would say, right?
00:13:15.760 Like any person who's been playing different editions of the game will tell you that like it was far woker like 10 years ago, like depending on what we mean by that.
00:13:23.980 There's also this kind of bizarre generational conflict being constructed here. 0.94
00:13:27.180 Given the fact that Stranger Things, I don't know if you've seen the new season yet, but that shit's 10 years old. 0.98
00:13:33.320 Those kids are in their mid-20s. 0.99
00:13:35.620 They grew up.
00:13:36.540 Yeah.
00:13:37.000 They have had work done.
00:13:38.620 I think Millie Bobby Brown is a mother.
00:13:40.760 Yeah.
00:13:41.420 The people who got inspired by the first season of Stranger Things are out of college probably by now.
00:13:48.100 If it hit for them at 14, 15 or whatever.
00:13:52.040 And this whole funny juxtaposition between long-term fans and a new generation is really telling.
00:13:58.320 The whole framing is clearly meant to invoke sort of a Gamergate logic of the real fans versus Johnny-come-latelys, basically.
00:14:06.820 And A, it doesn't really matter as much in the TTRPG space as it does in video games,
00:14:13.520 where presumably you might all hang out on the same Discord server or whatever.
00:14:16.840 But also, just in case I need to keep digging on that hole of nerdiness I started with, I have been to Gen Con, the large D&D convention that happens annually several times. 1.00
00:14:27.920 And I'm telling you, I've been over the space of a decade and like, it's a pretty gay ass and pretty genderqueer place, right? 0.98
00:14:34.060 Like, science fiction fandom, fantasy fandom tends to be pretty queer. 0.96
00:14:37.920 And this game where you get to pretend to be someone else, like, bingo, like, it tends to be enjoyed by, you know, by people who don't see themselves fitting into sort of the dominant modes of our society. 0.70
00:14:52.440 This is outcasts are sort of the top demographic for this game, I think, since 1975 or whatever.
00:15:00.220 Yeah, they're pissed off that, like, weirdos are finally into D&D. 0.51
00:15:03.460 It's like significantly less weird than it's ever been.
00:15:05.660 Yeah, and so this thing has been blowing around YouTube for a long time, which is probably where this Telegraph writer got it from.
00:15:13.260 But the evidence, this is something I know, Michael, you posted about on Blue Sky, that the evidence in the article is just something that, even if you don't care about D&D, has to be seen to be believed.
00:15:22.880 It's so good.
00:15:23.620 Yeah, because we both know how thin these articles always are.
00:15:27.500 So whenever you see a headline, you're like, I want to see the evidence.
00:15:30.080 Because isn't the premise of the piece, it's kind of like old D&D people are like sick of all the wokeness.
00:15:35.660 It's trying to be, it's pretending to be descriptive, and you're like, okay, what is your example of, like, a classic D&D person who's, like, mad about the wokeness?
00:15:42.560 Yeah. 0.95
00:15:43.200 So hold on to your butts. 0.98
00:15:44.200 This is Exhibit 1. 0.97
00:15:45.660 Feels like everything is focus grouped into an inclusive oblivion.
00:15:49.200 Races and classes in a fantasy make-believe role-playing game are gradually being reduced to aesthetics, wrote OneGamer.
00:15:55.960 Thanks, OneGamer, I guess.
00:15:57.080 No link, no link either.
00:15:57.920 I love that there's no link, and you have to Google the phrase to find the source.
00:16:01.200 Yeah.
00:16:01.620 Did you look it up?
00:16:02.300 I didn't even look it up.
00:16:02.980 I'm like, what's OneGamer?
00:16:04.620 It's from a Reddit thread.
00:16:05.700 There's a Reddit thread.
00:16:06.420 Oh, my God.
00:16:06.980 Which was actually quite thoughtful on the, like, D&D subreddit where somebody said, like,
00:16:11.740 hey, I'm really not trying to start, like, a whole bunch of drama, but, like, what do
00:16:14.380 you guys think about this accusation that D&D is too woke?
00:16:17.320 And people had, like, adults had, like, an adult conversation about this.
00:16:21.000 And this comment was actually, like, relatively thoughtful.
00:16:24.200 And it said, like, I don't really have a problem with wokeness, but I think aesthetically,
00:16:28.020 like, some of the inclusionary stuff has, like, kind of, like, I guess orcs aren't evil
00:16:32.760 anymore.
00:16:33.140 Like, it used to be, like, orcs were the bad guys, and then there's this reclamation of, like, well, maybe they're more three-dimensional than that.
00:16:38.260 But then this person was saying that the problem with that is that then you have all these, like, characters and classes and stuff that aren't that different from each other anymore.
00:16:44.600 Yeah.
00:16:44.960 Because it can be kind of problematic, I guess.
00:16:47.060 Yeah.
00:16:47.400 But, like, that to me is, like, kind of a thoughtful comment.
00:16:49.880 I don't know if I agree with it or disagree with it because I don't know enough about D&D.
00:16:52.460 Yeah.
00:16:52.680 But it's just, like, oh, yeah, like, some of the rough edges have kind of been shaved off in this push for inclusivity.
00:16:57.780 And so it isn't really a complaint about, like, oh, man, there's always these woke people around.
00:17:02.600 It seems like someone just kind of thinking out loud about this,
00:17:04.320 and there's like a bunch of thoughtful replies to it.
00:17:06.360 Yeah, and I mean, I have to say that, of course,
00:17:07.800 complaining about D&D, having the edges sanded off,
00:17:10.660 is often sort of code for talking about the fact that,
00:17:13.580 you know, it used to be, it was put out by this company called TSR for a long time.
00:17:17.560 TSR went bankrupt and was bought by Wizards of the Coast,
00:17:21.000 or the people who make Magic the Gathering,
00:17:22.680 which in turn got bought by Hasbro.
00:17:24.540 And there are definite complaints, and I think there's something to them,
00:17:28.100 That has led to sort of top-down decisions from a toy manufacturer that maybe doesn't take the way people actually play this game into account.
00:17:39.400 Because things did get kind of fucked up for D&D in 2025, but had nothing to do with this.
00:17:44.500 So that's Exhibit 1.
00:17:45.700 Exhibit 2, enter the worst guy you know and the richest guy you know, Elon Musk, who, quote, grew up playing D&D in South Africa.
00:17:53.500 It's like, yeah.
00:17:54.120 Yeah, sure.
00:17:54.520 With his Nazi friends or whatever.
00:17:56.240 Yeah, what were those games like, Elon Musk?
00:17:57.820 And like his butler, right.
00:17:59.680 Yeah, and so he apparently tweeted,
00:18:01.460 nobody, and I mean, nobody gets to trash E. Gary Gygax
00:18:04.300 and the geniuses who created Dungeons & Dragons.
00:18:06.720 Gary Gygax is one of the creators of Dungeons & Dragons. 0.85
00:18:09.600 What the fuck is wrong with Hasbro and Watsi, 0.89
00:18:11.740 so Wizards of the Coast? 1.00
00:18:13.140 May they burn in hell. 0.99
00:18:15.140 Now, this tweet is from 2024, right? 0.99
00:18:17.960 The story was ostensibly tagged to the new edition of D&D coming out,
00:18:22.600 which Elon Musk could not have read at the time,
00:18:24.800 Even though I guess maybe he read it in exactly the same way that like he also has played every video game in the sense that he paid for someone to do it and then lied about it.
00:18:34.400 I don't know.
00:18:35.300 But like a year really, really matters here.
00:18:37.860 Like in terms of like whether or not these are just longstanding complaints or whether there's really a kind of change happening.
00:18:43.800 Like the article is trying to construe like that this has been about a recent change.
00:18:48.100 But like, no, this thing is Elon Musk's longstanding complaint.
00:18:50.820 And there's no way that man plays regular D&D, right?
00:18:53.940 I think very unlikely.
00:18:55.380 That's also the weird thing is this, like, construction of, like, you're taking away my childhood or something.
00:18:59.600 Yeah.
00:18:59.920 And, like, I don't know, you don't play D&D anymore.
00:19:02.400 No one's going to remove the memories that you have of playing it when you were a kid.
00:19:06.620 It's fine.
00:19:07.400 Yeah, it's like time took away your childhood.
00:19:09.680 Right.
00:19:09.820 You are, in fact, an adult now.
00:19:11.440 Yeah.
00:19:11.600 But don't tell him that.
00:19:12.400 He hates that.
00:19:15.340 And then Exhibit 3 that the article presents is a visual one.
00:19:18.980 I saw it in the article, yeah.
00:19:20.200 I saw it before I realized what it was, and I was like, okay, we're talking about the
00:19:24.120 romanticcy craze.
00:19:25.820 Yeah, which people have been requesting.
00:19:27.660 We're getting to that, you guys.
00:19:28.760 We have to do that one, yeah.
00:19:30.220 It's a simmering moral panic.
00:19:32.480 Romanticcy?
00:19:33.220 What does that mean?
00:19:33.860 Do you know this?
00:19:35.100 No.
00:19:35.840 I'm not on TikTok.
00:19:36.900 I don't interact with the youths. 0.97
00:19:38.620 Whatever the fuck is going on on TikTok, I never know about it. 0.98
00:19:40.680 Actually, this seems to be largely something adults consume, but it's a genre of romance 0.98
00:19:44.760 novel and like fan fiction okay in which the like i think basically always male lead love interest
00:19:51.480 is like a jack-o'-lantern or like a minotaur or something and it's like it's clearly like an
00:19:57.160 offshoot of like the twilight vibe yeah yeah yeah they're like quite sexual books like they're
00:20:01.560 romance novels there's like a lot of horny stuff in there and it's and sometimes it's like it's
00:20:06.520 with a dragon i don't know but that also sounds great yeah horny trolls that seems like a other
00:20:10.580 people seem to be having fun and they should go have fun and that seems great thing to me yeah i'm 0.93
00:20:14.660 broadly fine with it yeah yeah wokeness has ruined shrek porn i'm really mad i'm so someone's taken
00:20:22.040 my childhood from me yeah chuck tingle come on the pod and defend the dinosaur porn but maybe we
00:20:27.780 should like describe this image that is in the doc which is like from okay i don't know anything
00:20:33.120 about dnd this appears to be some sort of festival scene it's like a medieval village but there's
00:20:41.060 also like a flying alien with a lot of eyeballs that is called a beholder adrian stop we're never
00:20:48.220 we're never gonna get through this if you stop us every two seconds actually actually you guys
00:20:53.100 look man you gotta come please come correct guys this is uh just let us get through this man
00:20:59.780 i'm so glad adrian is not describing you so we'll be here for like 45 minutes
00:21:04.840 no no look i'm a seasoned dungeon master i know exactly how to be concise in setting the scene
00:21:10.440 how to drip the lore
00:21:11.820 well done Adrian
00:21:12.800 too much world building
00:21:14.060 suffocates flow of play
00:21:15.760 Jesus Christ
00:21:16.940 you're a video gamer
00:21:17.980 you know this
00:21:18.760 no I know
00:21:19.480 exactly
00:21:19.940 but it's basically
00:21:21.700 it's like a fantasy image 0.98
00:21:22.920 that is like the gayest 1.00
00:21:23.800 thing I've ever seen 1.00
00:21:24.420 yeah
00:21:24.660 it's like people cavorting
00:21:25.780 and like
00:21:26.320 what it
00:21:27.040 I shouldn't be asking you
00:21:28.560 this Adrian
00:21:28.960 but like briefly
00:21:29.760 what is this like
00:21:30.420 it's like a minotaur
00:21:31.440 in the foreground
00:21:32.340 there's like
00:21:32.780 there's a gay male couple
00:21:34.780 yeah 1.00
00:21:35.220 I think that's a tiefling
00:21:36.440 or something like that
00:21:37.180 I don't know
00:21:37.520 there's like a little guy
00:21:38.720 in a red vest
00:21:39.700 who is like
00:21:40.900 clearly not white
00:21:42.080 and then his boyfriend
00:21:44.440 is a much bigger guy
00:21:45.920 who is blue
00:21:47.200 so they're both not white
00:21:49.560 technically 1.00
00:21:50.920 I'm sure they're so pissed off
00:21:54.340 about this
00:21:54.760 I don't care if one of them
00:21:56.240 is blue 1.00
00:21:56.540 but one of them needs to be white 0.97
00:21:57.860 that's right 0.99
00:21:58.480 and the blue guy has horns 0.96
00:22:02.060 yeah
00:22:02.440 so this was
00:22:03.500 this was part of the promotion
00:22:05.000 for Pride Month
00:22:05.960 I believe
00:22:06.340 from the D&D team
00:22:07.580 it had not appeared
00:22:08.680 any of the products for the actual game. 1.00
00:22:12.160 And yeah, it is about the gayest thing you've ever seen. 0.99
00:22:14.700 And people lost their goddamn minds over it. 0.99
00:22:17.140 I did like a little bit of internet archaeology for this too. 0.99
00:22:19.680 And it seemed like this whole,
00:22:21.440 the article was constructing this whole thing
00:22:22.880 that like traditional D&D players are mad
00:22:25.020 at the young kids coming in.
00:22:26.500 But it seemed like it was literally just a recap
00:22:28.600 of this Twitter blow up about this image.
00:22:31.580 It doesn't seem like there's actually like a culture clash
00:22:34.180 or anything going on within D&D.
00:22:35.760 It seems like it's just a fancier way of saying people on Twitter were mad about this image in 2024.
00:22:42.060 Exactly. Right. Like the idea that like people sort of do kind of romantic-y stuff with this game, that's of course something that like, you know, like true war game heads probably don't like.
00:22:51.860 But that's been going on since the 80s, right?
00:22:53.500 I'm sure, yeah.
00:22:54.140 Yeah, I mean, I was part of that.
00:22:55.540 Dude, I have a friend who is a LARPer who does, like, LARPing, like, full on.
00:22:59.960 And he says this is, like, the horniest community that, like, they'll do LARPing festival stuff all day.
00:23:06.160 And then it's just, like, a total, like, orgy at night.
00:23:09.260 Like, I don't know if they keep the mask on.
00:23:10.840 Like, I don't know to what level the role-playing remains.
00:23:13.900 But it's, like, Dungeons & Dragons has also always had, like, kind of a horny element.
00:23:17.540 Oh, yeah.
00:23:18.060 Yeah.
00:23:18.380 Which also seems wholesome and cool. 0.99
00:23:19.900 Nerds are a horny group of people.
00:23:21.820 Yeah. 1.00
00:23:22.080 That's part of their culture.
00:23:23.460 Yes. 0.71
00:23:23.740 Well, and I mean, like, the other thing is, like, it's a nerdy hobby, but it's also really appeals to theater kids, another group that famously loves a good orgy. 0.98
00:23:31.980 Famously really horny, yeah. 0.96
00:23:32.560 This is why I don't do it.
00:23:34.280 I went to LARPing once with a friend of mine who's really into it, and I was like, this is great, glad for you, but these are not my people.
00:23:41.720 No, no.
00:23:42.640 And this is, like, where to me, like, the historian alarm bells go off.
00:23:46.620 For instance, the article says, like, there's also been a heated debate around new adventure books such as Journeys Through the Radiant Citadel, which draws on the storytelling traditions of non-Western cultures and includes a helpful pronunciation guide.
00:23:58.020 And, like, this is where I, as a 45-year-old nerd, go, like, point of order, I have books from the late 80s that had pronunciation guides.
00:24:07.080 Like, AD&D in the 1980s had settings that were kind of based on the 1001 Nights, on the Arabian Nights, right?
00:24:16.480 There was one that was kind of based on ancient Japan, blah, blah, blah.
00:24:20.840 And, of course, they had pronunciation guides, and they had little very 80s kind of, like, notes about cultural sensitivity, right?
00:24:28.640 Right.
00:24:28.920 A lot of that today reads a little tone deaf, and you can still buy these as PDFs.
00:24:34.020 There is a note from Wizards of the Coast saying, like, hey, please don't hold us to this.
00:24:38.600 Like, we just didn't change anything.
00:24:39.800 This is from 1988.
00:24:41.220 But that being said, it's all fully available.
00:24:43.240 And when you read through it, you get the idea that, like, yeah, this is, of course, a community that is interested in different cultures and in different fantasy worlds.
00:24:50.640 And the idea that it's all just, like, knights in shining armor and, like, return with a hard V kind of medievalism.
00:24:58.980 It's just, like, that's probably what that guy who wrote the article thought.
00:25:02.260 But, like, that's not, in fact, true of the game at all.
00:25:05.120 And also, all they're mad about, really, is the availability of these guidance documents that you can feel free to just ignore them and mispronounce the words.
00:25:11.880 Like, again, there's no, like, Dungeons and Dragons, like, lifeguard who's stopping you from doing what you want to do.
00:25:17.680 You can just pronounce it however you want to pronounce it.
00:25:19.640 Yeah.
00:25:20.060 And then the final exhibit in the article, I think it's the one where the real rub is, like, why this guy cared and why it's in the Telegraph.
00:25:29.740 Quote, hand in hand with these changes, D&D has dropped the term racist in the context of the elves, dwarves, and other creatures that gamers can play as.
00:25:38.640 I think that's what it's about, that they're just like, oh, no, you got rid of the word race.
00:25:43.320 But what do they call them now? Categories or something?
00:25:45.800 I'm not even sure what the new edition calls them.
00:25:48.340 I think lineages is a pretty common thing.
00:25:50.860 Like, yeah, they've just replaced it and they're like, we don't love that word and why would we do this?
00:25:56.540 I can't believe this boils down to a vocabulary complaint. 0.99
00:25:59.140 Adrian, the first time this ever happened, they're just complaining about a fucking word they don't like. 0.98
00:26:03.340 That's like all of mine, too. 0.98
00:26:04.660 I mean, like, it's already a petty premise.
00:26:06.180 Like, you're complaining about ways other people who you don't know are playing a game that you play.
00:26:13.580 That you probably don't even play.
00:26:15.280 Yeah.
00:26:15.580 Or, like, nominally to have fun with your friends, right?
00:26:18.380 Yeah.
00:26:18.600 It's like, why do you care?
00:26:19.600 Like, you're putting so much effort into something that has so far removed from mattering.
00:26:26.620 Yeah.
00:26:26.920 You know what I mean?
00:26:27.500 It's just, like, the proportion of significance to effort is always so distended on these.
00:26:32.820 This is like there was a day when UK turfs discovered Grindr because someone posted screenshots of Grindr. 1.00
00:26:41.160 They're like trans women on Grindr. 1.00
00:26:42.260 Like somebody put a screenshot like there's trans women on Grindr now, which no one on Grindr fucking cares about. 0.97
00:26:46.780 Like trans people are part of our community. 1.00
00:26:48.260 No one on Grindr gives a shit. 1.00
00:26:49.760 Fork found in Kitchen. 1.00
00:26:50.760 Who the fuck cares? 1.00
00:26:51.380 Yeah, who gives a shit? 1.00
00:26:52.400 But these like dumb UK, like these basically middle-aged women in the UK were like melting down about like Grindr. 1.00
00:26:59.040 They're like, oh, Grindr has fallen. 0.99
00:27:00.580 And we're like, you can just let us have this one.
00:27:02.880 This is not something that you guys have any ownership over.
00:27:05.800 You can just let the people who are on Grindr be upset or not upset about this.
00:27:10.080 But it was like they were worked up into a frenzy about, like, this thing that they don't use.
00:27:15.380 And I feel like that's so many of these things.
00:27:17.060 I mean, at least Elon potentially at one point played D&D.
00:27:21.460 But, like, a lot of these people, I'm assuming, don't play D&D.
00:27:24.860 They're just, like, pissed off to be pissed off, I guess.
00:27:27.240 Is my guess, too, yeah.
00:27:28.260 Somewhere there's a 19-year-old with pink hair and they then pronouns and they just cannot stomach that person's existence.
00:27:36.760 Just knowing that they're out there somewhere is like keeping them up at night.
00:27:40.020 It's like you guys have to get like lives and hobbies.
00:27:42.980 You guys need to be horny LARPing. 0.61
00:27:44.340 You could all be horny LARPing right now. 1.00
00:27:46.880 It's fucking waste. 0.99
00:27:48.520 But so here's the really weird thing. 0.98
00:27:49.780 As I suggested, and this is why I brought this up, even though it's frankly a little researché.
00:27:54.880 D&D has been having a super complicated year in 2025.
00:27:59.560 There was a problem with like third-party content providers.
00:28:02.460 They tried to create kind of an online system where people could play live called Sigil,
00:28:07.920 which they kind of had to write off as like a $100 million loss.
00:28:11.060 It's a pretty big deal.
00:28:12.460 The new edition is apparently not selling that well.
00:28:15.140 But on the other hand, of course, like Stranger Things is back.
00:28:17.820 Critical Role, the actual play show is back, which always helps their numbers, right?
00:28:22.820 Big things are happening one way or the other in D&D world.
00:28:26.520 And what's interesting about it is that none of this seems to be reflected in this article or in this debate, right?
00:28:31.380 Which is so interesting.
00:28:32.380 Complaining about woke becomes this way of cutting across the actual ways in which our world is changing.
00:28:37.680 And to kind of create this fan fiction about it, right?
00:28:41.040 Where, like, everything means something else.
00:28:42.960 It's almost like the way, like, QAnon can be like, well, if you look at the hand position, if you look at, like, that word he's using, right?
00:28:48.520 Like, it's just this way to, like, not have the conversation that every normal person is having, but get to have your own private, like, twin language conversation with, like, the other, like, woke speakers in your life.
00:28:58.940 But this has always been the thing that we've complained about, about the wokeness panic, is that there's also an opportunity cost, that because you're complaining about wokeness all the time, you can't have an adult conversation about things like, like, social media, the fact that we've given so much of our lives over to social media algorithms is, like, a genuine problem.
00:29:14.520 but it was all categorized under this like wokeness like they're taking the hunter biden laptop story
00:29:18.960 offline and like that that's maybe a subset of the issue but there is a real issue here but it all 0.97
00:29:24.300 gets subsumed under this dumb fucking topic of wokeness that then ends up like they're bunking 0.96
00:29:29.760 it and we're debunking it we're having this like binary conversation about whether or not it's like 0.98
00:29:33.000 a wokeness thing when like there's an actual shift like a really major shift happening i mean they
00:29:37.260 even reference this thread on the dnd subreddit which i generally like i spent a while scrolling
00:29:42.560 through it. It was, like, thoughtful. I didn't agree with everything, but it was, like, adults
00:29:45.540 having an adult conversation about the shifts going on kind of ideologically within Dungeons
00:29:49.400 and Dragons. It's like, yeah, this is actually super interesting. Yeah. And you could write
00:29:52.780 something interesting about that. Yeah. But it's, like, they don't try. They're just, like, okay,
00:29:56.660 what are the three pieces of ammunition I need to make this, like, a news article? 0.97
00:30:00.140 It reminds me of that, like, you want to, like, make a, like, a dumb bastardized version of that 0.93
00:30:04.600 very nice Toni Morrison quote. It's, like, the very serious function of racism is to distract 0.96
00:30:10.260 you from doing your work yeah and it's like the very serious function of anti-woke discourses
00:30:16.240 is to distract you from having a substantive conversation about the underlying reality
00:30:20.600 from all the horny larping you could be doing that's right well who wants to go next moira go
00:30:26.180 go okay all right i'm gonna draw you guys's attention to something that i saw and i wanted to
00:30:32.660 bring it up it's new but it felt to me almost like from out of time it felt to me like something
00:30:39.720 that would have gone viral like two or three years ago.
00:30:42.700 And that is an article that was published in The Atlantic,
00:30:45.120 I believe on December 2nd, called Accommodation Nation.
00:30:50.680 America's colleges have an extra time on test problem.
00:30:54.840 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
00:30:56.220 When I read that, I was like, I checked the dates.
00:30:58.380 I was like, oh, this feels like such a throwback.
00:31:00.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:01.020 Yeah, it is a campus moral panic piece.
00:31:05.300 and is trying to talk about college kids as overly sensitive, as coddled, as, like, weak,
00:31:13.800 but in a manipulative, conniving kind of way where they're, like, weaponizing their weakness.
00:31:19.040 You know, it felt like it was about a Title IX, you know, controversy or, like, you know,
00:31:25.660 somebody getting a professor in trouble for using the N-word.
00:31:29.620 But what it actually was is this article in The Atlantic magazine by a woman named Rose Horowitz,
00:31:35.040 who is like a new staff writer, newish staff writer there.
00:31:38.080 She's mostly on the campus beat.
00:31:39.900 Not a real beat, not a real beat, but we'll let it go.
00:31:42.460 It is her job to generate this kind of article, right?
00:31:45.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:46.340 And her piece suggests that students at really elite colleges,
00:31:50.960 this is like kind of confined to elite colleges,
00:31:53.600 are cheating by getting themselves these like dubious psychiatric diagnoses
00:31:58.000 for things like anxiety or ADD that are then classified as disabilities
00:32:04.180 that can get them extra time on tests.
00:32:08.600 Like Adrian and I both teach,
00:32:10.200 Adrian a little more often than I do.
00:32:11.460 We both like teach at a university.
00:32:12.840 I've encountered students who do give a disability letter
00:32:17.860 at the beginning of the term.
00:32:19.600 They're like, heads up, this is like a form
00:32:21.220 that I've been issued by, you know,
00:32:23.400 the Stanford Equal Education Access Office
00:32:26.160 about my disability.
00:32:28.200 I might need this, like this might come up.
00:32:30.620 I don't think I've ever had anybody actually ask
00:32:32.800 for that accommodation.
00:32:34.180 But it's like kind of a shockingly small ask, right?
00:32:37.340 Yeah.
00:32:37.780 It's not actually clear to me how much of an advantage extra time on a test really confers.
00:32:42.640 And also, the thing that struck me, because again, as soon as I see these headlines, I'm like, okay, what is your evidence?
00:32:48.120 There's no evidence of the numbers of kids getting extra time on tests.
00:32:52.220 There's evidence of increasing percentage of kids with disabilities.
00:32:56.160 But then it just says some of them will get extra time on tests.
00:33:00.100 But, I mean, the headline of the article is America has an extra time on test problem.
00:33:03.340 You don't have data about the extra time on the test.
00:33:05.740 Yeah.
00:33:06.120 So there's just nothing there.
00:33:07.620 Yeah.
00:33:07.820 So you're right, Michael.
00:33:08.760 Like, this doesn't actually cite any evidence saying that what it claims is happening, that, like, all of these kids are taking extra time on tests that they don't really need.
00:33:17.160 There's no evidence that that's happening at all, right?
00:33:19.320 What it does is it cites a few statistics about the rate of student eligibility for extra time accommodations.
00:33:25.200 Like, basically, like, students who have some sort of, like, time-related or attention or mental health-related diagnosis at really just a handful of hyper-elite institutions.
00:33:37.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:37.720 Harvard, Brown, and Amherst College.
00:33:40.400 Literally, like, that's it.
00:33:41.960 And then it does actually have some national data, which is, like, much, much, much lower rates.
00:33:47.040 Yes, yeah.
00:33:47.700 I mean, I guess you could say that that's an elite school problem, maybe.
00:33:52.180 But again, it does not have evidence of its central claim.
00:33:54.780 How many people are getting these accommodations?
00:33:56.800 It just has how many people are eligible for the accommodations.
00:33:59.900 That's a completely different phenomenon.
00:34:02.080 It's only how many people can take them, not how many students are taking them.
00:34:06.260 Rose Horowitz tries to imply that what is happening here is that rich kids are taking on this cynical tone.
00:34:17.100 And she quotes like some anonymous instructors, really one anonymous instructor who clearly kind of just hates his students being like, you hear students with disability, you think of a kid in a wheelchair.
00:34:27.280 But it's not a kid in a wheelchair.
00:34:29.080 It's a kid who has ADHD, who wants extra time.
00:34:33.360 I can look at these kids and they're fine.
00:34:35.460 Yeah.
00:34:35.780 Great.
00:34:36.280 Like, thank you, anonymous adjunct who hates life and himself.
00:34:39.920 But this is like something that she says and does provide other statistics saying that, you know, OK, the rate of this diagnosis is less high at less elite institutions.
00:34:51.460 And her thesis for why that might be her sort of like causal venture is that rich kids are like evil and cynical and weak and manipulative.
00:35:02.040 Right. And not what seems a little more likely to me, which is that rich kids are being screened for mental health problems, you halfwit. 0.99
00:35:10.100 And like they are the ones being diagnosed with ADHD because they're the ones whose parents are sending them to a fucking psychiatrist. 0.97
00:35:17.780 Also, after I posted that on Blue Sky, a lot of people, I mean, this is also anecdotal, but people posted saying like it cost us fifteen hundred dollars to get our daughter diagnosed and to get her accommodations at school. 0.80
00:35:27.560 It's not like, oh, yeah, my daughter's, like, worried sometimes, and they're like, you get double the time on the test.
00:35:32.620 It's like a formal process that you have to go through to get these designations.
00:35:36.560 And from what I've heard anyway, it's, like, not easy.
00:35:39.580 And so, again, this is, like, something a responsible journalist would look into, like, is this being given out too easily?
00:35:45.560 And there's nothing in here but the process.
00:35:47.720 So in a little bit of a defense of this writer, the adjunct that she quotes, like, you could talk to a lot of people.
00:35:53.640 This is something you hear very frequently.
00:35:55.020 I, myself, I share exactly your skepticism over the, oh, those kids are too coddled or whatever narrative.
00:36:01.120 That being said, you can go into any college campus and find especially older instructors talking like this.
00:36:06.360 So this perception does exist, and it does exist especially at elite colleges.
00:36:10.480 I'm sure.
00:36:10.640 What I find really interesting about it is it seems to come from a very naive understanding of what exactly college work looks like, right?
00:36:19.400 Where it's like, what do we think these kids do where, like, an extra half an hour would matter all that much, right?
00:36:27.880 Right.
00:36:28.100 If you're doing a final exam, which is the classic place where this happens, right, like, it's drawing on between 10 to 14 weeks of instruction. 0.97
00:36:36.380 Do we really think that the 20 minutes are such a huge unfair advantage if you, I don't know, haven't done the fucking reading? 0.96
00:36:42.680 Like, no, like, whether or not you've done the fucking reading is going to be pretty dispositive, frankly. 0.95
00:36:47.020 And the other thing, of course, is that like she does sort of these kind of interesting comparison things where I think Maura is exactly right. 0.97
00:36:52.760 Like it does seem that kids with more resources are getting more readily diagnosed.
00:36:57.400 There's two different ways of reading that data.
00:36:59.480 But the other thing is, of course, it's sort of saying like these kids have a leg up against kids from other universities.
00:37:04.600 Like, well, no, because this is all internal, right?
00:37:07.220 If all this were true, it would mean that some kids at Harvard score above where they should be compared to other kids at Harvard due to these diagnoses.
00:37:14.600 diagnoses. And it's like, well, it doesn't actually mean anything, right? Like the same
00:37:18.120 thing about grade inflation. It's like, well, yeah, if you inflate grades like crazy, an A from
00:37:22.400 Harvard is not going to mean that much anymore, right? And it turns out, like, our employers aren't
00:37:26.940 the college board. They aren't, you know, our employers are like, did you take this class? Not
00:37:31.880 like, did you get an A plus or an A, right? Like, maybe in law school, maybe in some professional,
00:37:37.720 pre-professional programs, this might still work. But in the end, like, Google wants to know, did
00:37:42.440 you complete CS106A at Stanford? Not like, how did you do? How did the others do? Did you get
00:37:48.060 an accommodation, et cetera, et cetera? They're just like, oh yeah, he knows what he needs to
00:37:51.100 know to be a programmer for us and we will now exploit him for a couple of years, right? Like,
00:37:54.700 that's all they want. So it's like, yes, you're going to hear this complaint at a lot of colleges,
00:37:59.540 but it has an understanding of merit and accomplishment that is actually very much
00:38:04.400 divorced from the logic of how these places actually internally operate.
00:38:07.620 Right. And also, I think on the perceptions thing, I mean, it's just an objective fact
00:38:11.680 that, like, there's many more of these accommodations
00:38:13.380 than there would have been if you were a teacher 40 years ago.
00:38:16.440 That's not really, like, the sort of empirics of that
00:38:18.720 aren't really up for debate.
00:38:20.420 And so if you were a teacher 40 years ago,
00:38:22.180 like, yeah, you would notice, like,
00:38:23.360 oh, man, it's probably a hassle.
00:38:24.460 There's probably more paperwork.
00:38:25.580 There's probably just more you have to do
00:38:26.760 on the accommodations of students that, like,
00:38:28.780 I don't know, it seems fine that people would notice that.
00:38:30.960 But the thesis of the article and of this whole panic
00:38:33.780 is that people are faking their status to get accommodations
00:38:37.740 and that they are being overly generously given out.
00:38:41.060 And there's just no evidence of that whatsoever. You could easily argue that they were under given out 40 years ago when they essentially didn't exist at all. And so we're now in a world where like, yeah, some people are getting accommodations, but I'm sorry, until we have evidence that people with like anxiety and ADHD and whatever else are getting accommodations unjustly, I'm just not going to be mad.
00:39:01.100 I'm going to be happy that people are able to kind of go through the process and get the help that they need until we have real evidence that this is a problem.
00:39:08.100 I'm just going to assume that it's like, that's great.
00:39:09.920 If you need two hours on the test and everybody else gets an hour, awesome.
00:39:12.680 I don't know.
00:39:14.080 Yeah, there's something here where it, like, presumes that the increase in diagnoses among this cohort is due to cynicism.
00:39:19.840 Yeah. And not due to like increased awareness of mental health conditions or like lobbying by people who have been historically like exploited or excluded from higher education on the basis of these like mental health conditions in the past.
00:39:33.880 Right. And not because of like screening. It reminds me a lot of like RFK's thesis about autism.
00:39:39.480 He's like, well, autism rates went up really heavily over the last like latter half of the 20th century.
00:39:45.360 It's like, yeah, because they started testing because mental like because health care became a lot more accessible.
00:39:50.860 Right. Not because like we can suddenly vaccinate for polio.
00:39:53.960 Right. It also rests on this assumption that like kids are coming to you guys as professors and saying like, I have ADHD.
00:40:00.160 I'm not going to turn in my assignment. And you're like, OK, I'll give you an A anyway.
00:40:03.480 Yeah. The idea that schools are just giving out these accommodations with no process, no assessment.
00:40:08.080 They're indifferent to whether kids are gaming the system.
00:40:10.960 I mean, again, maybe that's true, but you'd have to show evidence of it.
00:40:13.940 I mean, what is the process to get these accommodations?
00:40:16.420 Is it just like you ask and you get them or do you have to show a doctor's note?
00:40:20.520 It's like there's an empirical thing here of like, is it too easy to get these accommodations?
00:40:25.320 None of this is interrogated by the author at all.
00:40:27.460 And we always see this in these pieces.
00:40:29.500 They look at this sort of tangentially related phenomenon.
00:40:32.580 Like there's more kids with disabilities in colleges now.
00:40:35.180 Okay.
00:40:35.820 And then they extrapolate kids are faking disabilities, which we do not know, to get accommodations, which we also do not know.
00:40:42.480 So they're like three degrees away from the actual data at this point.
00:40:45.220 Yeah.
00:40:45.820 There's a real fixation, I would say, on college kids getting away with something.
00:40:51.480 Totally, yeah.
00:40:51.600 There's this real sense that they shouldn't be there, right?
00:40:56.820 They maybe didn't deserve it, and now they're getting away with it.
00:41:00.900 Right.
00:41:01.200 And in the Atlantic, basically, college kids are getting away with stuff was the last two years, right?
00:41:06.500 It was Gaza protests, and it was this, right?
00:41:08.400 Like, every three months, like, what are college kids getting away with now, right?
00:41:12.300 Right.
00:41:12.600 Even some of the chat GPT stuff is, frankly, like, going in that direction, where it's
00:41:17.620 like, oh, they're all cheating, cheating, cheating.
00:41:19.400 And it's like, well, maybe, but, like, it's probably more complicated than that.
00:41:23.180 But, like, the idea that, like, certain elites are basking in ill-gotten gains seems to have
00:41:29.040 taken real root at the Atlantic.
00:41:30.440 And oddly enough, it seems to be about blue-haired college students, not about the billionaires 0.99
00:41:35.640 that fucking are feasting on the carcass of the American centralized government. 0.94
00:41:42.080 Yeah, I wanted to talk about how I thought that this article 0.99
00:41:46.000 hit a few of the like classic moral panic buttons.
00:41:49.080 One of them is what you say, Adrienne,
00:41:51.040 which is notion that young people in general,
00:41:54.820 but really like elite college students in particular,
00:41:57.220 are like nefarious and undeserving.
00:41:59.500 That's like a really common thread.
00:42:01.480 And it's something that emerges, I think maybe not coincidentally,
00:42:04.820 as these elite spaces became more dominated by women and more welcoming to people of color,
00:42:11.480 right? The notion that these institutions are not what they used to be, that they no longer give
00:42:16.740 meaningful accreditation of, you know, an elite class, that they no longer recognize merit is 0.96
00:42:22.820 something that I think comes from the integration of like women and students of color into these 0.96
00:42:27.400 institutions and then has to be sort of like retrofit into a more polite container. Another 0.89
00:42:32.700 one that i wanted to tip on is like this notion that like mental illness isn't real it's like
00:42:38.700 also something i think we see in a lot of these discourses it's like oh you think you have ptsd
00:42:44.500 and all the kids have adhd now because their moms don't want to deal with them or like whatever it
00:42:51.280 is the notion that psychiatric illnesses because they might have social causes and because they
00:42:56.520 often might not present in like a physical form or be like empirically identifiable in like the 0.91
00:43:03.200 workings of the brain itself are sort of like bullshit and a product more of human weakness 0.69
00:43:09.300 or human cynicism is something I see a lot in a ton of these sort of wokeness panics. 0.98
00:43:15.760 Yeah, it's not a real condition like low T.
00:43:17.760 Yeah.
00:43:19.220 That's the real crisis.
00:43:20.600 I almost felt like them publishing this piece was a little bit of wish casting.
00:43:24.680 They're like, this is the campus discourse we're used to having.
00:43:28.840 Yes.
00:43:29.100 This is the campus discourse we want to have.
00:43:31.020 When what actually happened on campuses in 2025 was like massive assaults on academic freedom by the Trump administration, right?
00:43:37.800 Like these shakedowns in which major institutions, including some of the ones that were name checked in this piece as being too nice to their students, were told to crack down on pro-Palestine speech.
00:43:48.460 told to get rid of, like, ethnic and gender studies departments, told to, like, eliminate the ability of trans students to participate in sports, told to get rid of all these student affiliate groups, right?
00:43:58.660 Like, real, like, speech and academic freedom extortions coming from the federal government.
00:44:05.500 That's not what the panic is.
00:44:07.220 The panic is somebody who has ADHD, which, you know, maybe is real, is taking another 20 minutes on a Blue Book exam. 1.00
00:44:15.040 It's like, who could possibly give a shit? 1.00
00:44:16.880 And the answer is only the Atlantic magazine. 1.00
00:44:20.460 Yeah.
00:44:20.740 I was just going to say Atlantic got it Atlantic.
00:44:23.000 Like it's very much – because I think what they're doing, I don't know if they're conscious of this, is they're taking this right wing – I think this is like the moral panic of next year. 0.79
00:44:31.780 I think now that they've kind of won on the trans stuff, they're now applying that whole social contagion model to all forms of mental conditions, right? 0.68
00:44:41.200 Once they're like, well, the internet has tricked kids into thinking they're trans. 0.71
00:44:44.420 They're now saying the Internet has tricked kids into thinking they're ADHD, depressed, anxious, whatever. 0.99
00:44:49.080 Gay. 1.00
00:44:49.460 Yeah. 0.98
00:44:49.740 Gay. 1.00
00:44:50.120 I mean, whatever. 1.00
00:44:50.840 Like, we're all just kind of, like, rewinding to the fucking panics of yesteryear. 0.97
00:44:54.120 And this is part of an assault of trying to get rid of disability accommodations. 0.97
00:44:58.380 I mean, this is what the right wants. 0.59
00:45:00.080 It's a very obvious assault on anything that would make it easier to have a condition like this.
00:45:04.580 But then, of course, what the Atlantic does is they then launder it into, oh, it's actually about elites.
00:45:10.160 Did you know rich kids are the ones who are doing this?
00:45:12.660 They're joining this effort, essentially, right? Or they're giving it ammunition that you as a left-wing person can be like, oh, I actually kind of also think these disability accommodations have gone too far. There's no real evidence of it. And it's not going to harm the rich kids. It's going to harm everybody else. And these disability accommodations, there's no fucking evidence that they're actually giving anybody an unfair advantage. But I'm going to join the effort to dismantle them, or at least I'm going to be enough on board that when the effort to dismantle them succeeds, I'm not going to be all that pissed off.
00:45:41.100 That's basically what they do with trans rights, right? 0.98
00:45:43.500 That you're like, oh, it's up for debate, whatever, I don't really care about these laws. 0.98
00:45:46.780 It's precisely the same thing.
00:45:49.100 I wanted to give one last beat on this before we move on, because I was like, who is Rose Horowitz?
00:45:54.920 This was not one of the people I had on my, like, mental roster as anti-woke writers, like Thomas Chatterton Williams or Jonathan Chait or, I don't know, like John McWalter or whoever it should be.
00:46:04.580 Literally the whole Atlantic mass dead.
00:46:06.640 You're just reading names in alphabetical order.
00:46:08.520 Not Adam.
00:46:09.220 Yeah, except the one guy, yeah.
00:46:10.820 But, like, I was like, okay, well, who is she?
00:46:14.200 And so I looked her up, and it turns out she's a staff writer at The Atlantic.
00:46:17.820 She has been on the elite college beat for The Atlantic for a little while now.
00:46:22.220 And that's for good reason, because she graduated from Yale about 20 minutes ago in 2023.
00:46:28.420 But how much time did she have to take her tests?
00:46:30.360 How many hours? 0.99
00:46:31.420 Well, I will say that on her LinkedIn, which I looked at because I'm a bitch. 0.99
00:46:35.980 How deep did you go, Moira? 0.95
00:46:37.220 Wait, no, she fully lists on her public resume that she got summa cum laude on all of her exams at Phillips Exeter, one of the nation's fanciest boarding prep schools, which is, yes, a high school.
00:46:50.180 So if this person seems like they are paying attention to things that don't matter and giving them really high stakes, it might be because they're like literally a child and still listing their high school GPA on their resume.
00:47:01.780 This is so mean of you.
00:47:03.400 you started it
00:47:06.420 you're just like 1.00
00:47:06.960 fuck it 1.00
00:47:07.520 who 1.00
00:47:09.220 what kind of 1.00
00:47:09.780 fucking loser 1.00
00:47:10.580 list their high school 1.00
00:47:11.420 grades on her LinkedIn
00:47:12.440 listen
00:47:12.720 I hope this woman 1.00
00:47:13.740 never experiences
00:47:14.840 the kind of thing
00:47:15.560 that will make her
00:47:16.180 realize that this
00:47:16.980 doesn't matter
00:47:17.500 right
00:47:17.800 like this is the
00:47:18.400 kind of preoccupation
00:47:19.200 you can only have
00:47:20.320 if nothing bad
00:47:21.640 has ever happened
00:47:22.440 to you
00:47:22.800 or nothing like
00:47:23.420 really real
00:47:23.980 has ever happened
00:47:24.600 to you
00:47:24.840 and I just hope
00:47:25.380 she gets to keep
00:47:25.980 living that way 0.99
00:47:26.560 like god bless
00:47:27.140 but also it's the
00:47:27.780 problem with the 0.99
00:47:28.340 fucking Atlantic 1.00
00:47:28.820 because like 0.99
00:47:29.200 this is not a real
00:47:29.860 beat
00:47:30.280 like the higher
00:47:31.440 education beat 1.00
00:47:32.060 all she's gonna do
00:47:32.820 is write about 1.00
00:47:33.360 fucking sjw garbage like this is michael powell had this beat at the new york times he's like 0.99
00:47:37.720 the name of his actual beat was like free speech debates in higher education it's like i guess the 0.99
00:47:42.260 moral panic beat yeah this is not a real beat and so they it's not really her that's the problem
00:47:47.740 it's the fact that they think this is like a vertical that they need to have like a category
00:47:51.440 of news on their website of like excesses in higher education which is basically what they've
00:47:56.520 done for a decade well somebody is taking a paycheck to launder right-wing grievance through
00:48:01.000 an organ of, like, elite consensus at the Atlantic, right?
00:48:04.760 I don't know.
00:48:05.120 I hold them responsible for that. 1.00
00:48:06.520 Like, fuck you. 1.00
00:48:06.940 She sucks for putting her high school on her LinkedIn, let's be clear. 1.00
00:48:11.880 But the work, I mean, ultimately, she's responsible, but also the Atlantic is, like, has created 0.99
00:48:16.780 the structure in which these ghouls are able to succeed.
00:48:19.960 Yeah.
00:48:20.500 Yeah, I mean, I do think that, especially for people who've just graduated college, like,
00:48:25.720 they're close enough to the experience of college that they probably know that they're 0.52
00:48:30.760 peddling a bunch of bullshit to people if they do these highly selective things. But 2025 is also 0.51
00:48:36.060 the story of people no longer having to experience real cognitive dissonance with these things. I
00:48:42.520 mean, I heard about a university that keeps going on and on about how students aren't tough enough
00:48:47.100 and how they have to toughen up, etc., etc., and then banned student graduation speakers just to
00:48:52.680 avoid hearing the words Free Palestine. It's my university. I heard that 11 of their students are
00:48:58.420 actually on trial for felonies for doing a civil disobedience in the president's office.
00:49:05.280 I did not know about that because I only read The Atlantic. I don't learn of things like this.
00:49:10.220 Yeah, Michael, you got to wait for someone to get an extra 15 minutes on a term paper.
00:49:14.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then that shit's going to go wild on The Atlantic. 1.00
00:49:20.280 So, Michael. 1.00
00:49:21.180 All right, do you want to hear mine?
00:49:21.620 Yeah, let's go for yours.
00:49:22.560 You guys, I think all of us have been watching the very sad but also kind of funny destruction
00:49:27.920 of the Washington Post
00:49:29.380 happening all year.
00:49:30.940 So on November 16th of 2025,
00:49:34.860 the Washington Post
00:49:35.660 editorial board,
00:49:36.640 like the actual official
00:49:37.520 editorial board
00:49:38.320 of the Washington Post,
00:49:39.560 published
00:49:39.980 Seattle's Coming
00:49:41.440 Socialist Experiment. 0.94
00:49:43.620 This was a story 1.00
00:49:45.540 about the worrying woman
00:49:46.860 that Seattle, Washington 0.97
00:49:48.320 has just elected as mayor.
00:49:50.960 We have mail-in ballots,
00:49:52.060 so it takes like two weeks
00:49:52.860 for all the votes
00:49:53.360 to get counted.
00:49:53.900 So ours was after
00:49:54.900 Zoran Mamdani won.
00:49:56.660 But I think it's kind of
00:49:57.740 part of the whole, like, Zoron meltdown of, like, oh, no, there's, like, socialists taking over
00:50:02.440 cities, whatever. So ours is named Katie Wilson. Actually, can I send you guys text to read?
00:50:09.880 Yeah, please.
00:50:10.020 Can I do it, like, my podcast?
00:50:11.500 Yes, please.
00:50:12.400 I'll read it.
00:50:13.720 Who is Wilson? She does not own a car. She lives in a rented 600-square-foot apartment with her
00:50:20.340 husband and two-year-old daughter. By her own account, she depends on checks from her parents
00:50:24.880 back east to cover expenses. 0.98
00:50:26.720 Wow.
00:50:27.000 To let them off the hook, 1.00
00:50:28.440 she seeks to force residents of Seattle 1.00
00:50:30.260 to pay for, quote, 0.99
00:50:31.240 free child care and other goodies.
00:50:34.320 Did you guys know about this? 1.00
00:50:34.920 She doesn't own a car. 1.00
00:50:36.180 She fucking rents. 1.00
00:50:37.580 She lives in a rented apartment. 1.00
00:50:39.520 Like an animal. 0.99
00:50:40.400 With a family.
00:50:41.440 And her parents help her
00:50:42.980 with her child care costs.
00:50:45.100 It's extremely worrying stuff.
00:50:46.560 And then to make up for this,
00:50:48.400 she is going to charge all of us money 1.00
00:50:50.660 and then provide, quote, 1.00
00:50:52.100 free child care.
00:50:53.460 Because child care is not free
00:50:54.540 because it's like, oh, it's theft from the government or something.
00:50:56.900 It's so hilarious to me that, like, as a bunch of billionaires
00:50:59.880 is literally fleecing, like, NASA and, like, USAID,
00:51:04.440 and they're like, oh, no, she's stealing from people to, like, 1.00
00:51:07.320 make sure kids can go to school. 1.00
00:51:09.320 Right.
00:51:10.040 I mean, of all the things that are being thieves in America in 2025,
00:51:14.640 that's the one you pick?
00:51:15.760 But did you know the mayor of Seattle doesn't own a car?
00:51:18.200 It's based.
00:51:18.960 It is shocking that they try to frame it as a scandal in itself
00:51:22.880 that she is not rich.
00:51:24.020 Yeah.
00:51:24.240 It's fascinating. It's genuinely fascinating.
00:51:25.820 They're like, she can't afford to own a home.
00:51:28.080 And I'm like, well, yeah, neither can most of her constituents. 0.65
00:51:30.720 Yeah. But what's so weird is this actually became an attack line in the mayoral campaign.
00:51:36.480 So she was running against this Bruce Harrell guy who's kind of like our Andrew Cuomo, sort of Tammany Hall-style Democrat guy who's like kind of knows everybody but just like doesn't do anything with power. 0.94
00:51:46.020 Just like one of those guys who just like wants more and more power but doesn't fucking do anything useful with it.
00:51:49.640 Katie Wilson participated in an article in one of the local papers that was called, 0.99
00:51:53.660 Katie Wilson can barely afford to live in Seattle. 1.00
00:51:56.040 That's why she wants to be mayor. 1.00
00:51:57.760 And it was her talking about her challenges with affordability. 0.99
00:52:00.860 She essentially founded an NGO. 0.50
00:52:02.500 That's like what she does. 0.93
00:52:03.080 She's like a community organizer. 1.00
00:52:04.680 And that doesn't pay very much money in Seattle.
00:52:06.600 And Seattle's getting extremely expensive.
00:52:08.380 And so, yeah, it's really hard to afford child care.
00:52:11.680 And so she's talking about this. 0.98
00:52:12.920 One of the reasons she wants to help people in the city and like run for office is to make things easier for affordability.
00:52:19.060 It's like they're taking, like, the reason that she's running and casting it as, like, a downside.
00:52:24.040 And it's like, no.
00:52:25.020 How could we trust her if she can't even afford child care? 0.91
00:52:28.340 Yeah, it's like she doesn't even have her own butler.
00:52:31.200 I mean, it's just, like, so comically out of touch.
00:52:33.320 And it also is sort of doing her a favor.
00:52:37.280 I'm like, all of this sounds appealing.
00:52:39.000 Like, this sounds like it's actually central to her appeal.
00:52:41.460 Totally.
00:52:41.960 They tried to do this with Zoron, too, where they're like, his old tweets are about how, like, capitalism is bad.
00:52:47.280 like he wants to make rent lower and you're like dope this is awesome yeah you're like you're 0.97
00:52:52.500 saying that to a nation that lost its collective shit yeah the hottest ceo assassin like i mean 0.99
00:52:57.940 you might want to read the room my friend like people are very guillotine pills and if you're 0.99
00:53:03.140 like wow this is somebody who's not an elite as an attack line it's actually just being like you
00:53:08.880 can't trust him he's too good looking and you know it's just like it's not like actually hurting her
00:53:14.280 But it's such a tell that the Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos now, right?
00:53:18.740 Yeah.
00:53:18.900 Oh, yeah, completely.
00:53:19.680 Yeah.
00:53:19.760 And I've seen this in a couple of their mostly editorial board pieces, but more and more just like the rest of the op-ed page.
00:53:25.440 This is like, oh, this is just straight up a cater to Jeff Bezos' personal opinion and nobody else would share it, right? 0.94
00:53:32.100 Nobody else is like, God, I don't trust this woman because she thinks childcare is too expensive.
00:53:37.460 Nobody else finds that disqualifying.
00:53:39.400 Yeah.
00:53:39.540 So I think that's so interesting. Like 2025 is obviously the year when sort of billionaires fully took over our media. And one of the things that I didn't have on my bingo card as a side effect of that is that like more and more of our media is targeted at an audience of like one or 15, like they're 15 freak friends, right?
00:53:57.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:58.180 I write about this a little bit in my forthcoming book, what Tech Calls Governing, where, like, X became unusual because it needed to stroke Elon Musk's ego. 0.97
00:54:06.660 CBS is going to be a shit show, not necessarily because people aren't conservative. 0.98
00:54:10.740 There are plenty of conservatives. 1.00
00:54:11.880 It's because it's being made for billionaires.
00:54:14.940 Yeah.
00:54:15.140 And WAPO has the same problem, that it's, like, they're to, like, tickle Jeff Bezos' ball sack.
00:54:20.260 And, like, turns out that's not compelling content.
00:54:22.920 A lot of people are like, I don't like this.
00:54:24.760 I don't.
00:54:25.060 It's like that with the free press, too. 0.99
00:54:26.340 There's not that many paid subscribers, but, like, rich Silicon Valley guys love that shit, and they're willing to throw money at it. 0.97
00:54:33.160 But, like, the audience for this stuff, thankfully, isn't that large. 0.99
00:54:36.620 It's just the 50 people in the country who love it happen to all be billionaires.
00:54:40.300 Yeah.
00:54:41.020 And so what's very weird about this, like, this extremely strange attack on her is that this attack was then taken up by the mayor himself in, like, his attack ads on her.
00:54:50.540 So he sent out, I got this, he sent out mailers to people with the headline, Katie Wilson is not who she says she is, as if she's like an imposter.
00:55:02.800 She's never, by the way, never lied about this.
00:55:04.680 This comes from an interview where she was like speaking about this openly, like it's difficult to live in Seattle because it's unaffordable.
00:55:09.160 This was not like you got like leaked documents showing that her parents helped her.
00:55:13.400 Bruce Harrell, the guy who was making this attack line, earns somewhere between $500,000 and $1.2 million a year.
00:55:20.020 He's a multimillionaire.
00:55:21.440 So he's going after her for renting.
00:55:24.000 And it's like, sorry, who's the man of the people in this scenario?
00:55:28.660 And then what's also amazing is that then there's follow-up reporting from her parents who say that they're not even really supporting her.
00:55:35.140 So what happened is she's been the head of this NGO essentially in Seattle for 14 years.
00:55:39.540 She's always been financially independent.
00:55:40.900 And when she started running for office, because she'd be so busy, her parents reached out to her and were like, hey, do you need any help with child care?
00:55:47.720 We're happy to chip in.
00:55:49.140 And she was like, hey, thanks.
00:55:50.800 So this was something that was just temporary and extremely brief.
00:55:53.440 And it doesn't sound like it was like that much money anyway.
00:55:55.740 So it's like not only is this just like a completely ridiculous attack line, but it's also not meaningfully true.
00:55:59.880 And then the free press dug in and was like, did you know the mom is actually her aunt?
00:56:06.100 It did feel very similar to that thing that's over on.
00:56:08.680 They're out of anything to say.
00:56:10.480 Like they have nothing to attack her on.
00:56:12.460 So they're just taking like you get help from your parents.
00:56:14.760 Like, I think a lot of people in Seattle, because it's so unaffordable, are getting help from their parents, whether they admit it or not.
00:56:20.660 Like, a lot of people have, like, their parents paying for their phone plan or something.
00:56:23.660 Yeah.
00:56:23.860 So, like, this is actually kind of, like, weirdly relatable, right?
00:56:26.340 I also think, like, it's a testament, as you said, Mike, to, like, how little they actually have on her, that they're attacking something that's, in fact, a strength, right?
00:56:34.980 Like, with Zoran, you could see them flailing.
00:56:37.980 Like, they tried to make—
00:56:38.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:39.720 Globalize the Intifada stick.
00:56:41.040 They couldn't do it. 0.98
00:56:41.860 They tried to make the thing where he, like, eats with his hands stick, and nobody really gave a shit about that. 0.88
00:56:47.880 And, like, so they finally landed on, like, oh, it was actually his second cousin or his first cousin once removed, but he called her his aunt. 0.78
00:56:55.020 And it's just, like, okay, this is just displaying your own desperation and, like, your own out-of-touchness.
00:57:01.380 And it kind of reminds me of that, too.
00:57:02.680 It says, like, she doesn't own a car.
00:57:04.760 And it's, like, well, she might be more willing to invest in public transit.
00:57:08.500 Like, I don't know.
00:57:09.240 It's, like, not so bad. 0.73
00:57:10.100 This is actually like the main kind of heart of the piece and what made me see like much more clearly the parallels with Zorong. 0.63
00:57:15.960 So this is like the core of their arguments.
00:57:17.880 I'm going to send this to the group chat.
00:57:19.760 Should I read?
00:57:20.360 Yeah, go for it.
00:57:21.480 14 years ago, after working odd jobs as a barista, baker, lab technician and legal assistant,
00:57:26.120 Wilson co-founded an advocacy group called Transit Riders Union to agitate for better public transportation paid for by new and higher taxes.
00:57:33.600 Ooh. She says she decided to challenge Mayor Bruce Harrell earlier this year after he opposed a new tax on high earners to pay for housing construction.
00:57:42.040 She campaigned on a local capital gains tax, a digital advertising tax, and a statewide wealth tax.
00:57:47.540 So this is essentially the case that she is a socialist.
00:57:50.360 Yeah. 0.94
00:57:50.660 My favorite thing here is she's agitating for better public transportation, comma, paid for by new and higher taxes.
00:57:57.540 I don't know. That sounds great. I'm okay.
00:57:59.080 How else are you going to do that?
00:58:00.340 But that's also, that's not socialism.
00:58:01.760 Yeah.
00:58:02.200 that's how governments work we all chip in a little bit and we get like roads and we get like
00:58:06.820 free education and we get like that's just society yeah the very notion of like public goods as being
00:58:12.420 geared towards the collective good or the good of the like common people is like here itself cast
00:58:17.620 as suspicious there's also like a very like anti-bus and anti-transit strain in this kind of
00:58:25.900 pro-billionaire centrist think tank slop
00:58:29.840 that you see coming out against Zoran
00:58:31.920 and I guess now also against Katie Wilson.
00:58:33.980 I'm like, why do you guys hate the bus so much?
00:58:37.040 It's so fascinating.
00:58:38.160 They keep reinventing it
00:58:39.440 with all these Uber pools and stuff.
00:58:41.540 They keep reinventing the bus.
00:58:43.100 A startup does that twice a year.
00:58:45.320 But they hate the actual bus.
00:58:48.020 It's so weird.
00:58:48.960 I think this is another thread that we saw all year 0.99
00:58:50.860 and will probably get worse for fuck's sake. 0.96
00:58:53.060 They're resurrecting, 0.98
00:58:54.280 essentially the communist smear from McCarthyism, right?
00:58:57.340 They're like, oh, we're surrounded by communists.
00:58:59.260 But then when they try to substantiate it,
00:59:01.500 it's just like, oh, she wants to tax people 0.99
00:59:03.320 and provide public services? 1.00
00:59:04.900 Yeah.
00:59:05.300 Like, again, I don't, I mean, I'm hoping anyway.
00:59:07.420 This stuff is just so transparent.
00:59:09.200 The Eisenhower administration, like,
00:59:11.820 paid for the highway system how?
00:59:13.940 Right. And if that's socialism, we're already socialists.
00:59:16.800 So what are you fucking complaining about then? 0.98
00:59:18.640 Like, the socialist smear, I think, 0.99
00:59:20.880 is also going to have diminishing returns
00:59:22.160 because you're trying to make that case to an electorate who actually doesn't have any living
00:59:27.960 memory of the USSR as like an actual threat. And people are like, well, why am I supposed to hate
00:59:32.360 socialism again? Like what's so wrong with it? We've actually like never experienced it. What
00:59:37.100 we're living in is like, like intense upward concentration of wealth and like social
00:59:41.260 deprivation and crumbling social services. And there's no socialist threat that we're like using
00:59:45.560 to duck and cover because we were all born in the nineties. Like you're not talking to people who
00:59:51.280 grew up like you did. Right. Pissing themselves for like an air raid drill. You know, it's just
00:59:56.980 not. I think people think of Denmark. I think when you hear socialists, I think most young
01:00:01.080 people would be like, oh, so yeah, Denmark, Sweden, like these countries seem fine to me.
01:00:04.780 I would love a Scandinavian style social democracy. Give me one of those baby boxes.
01:00:08.800 Like the bike lanes. Give me the big ass bike lanes. Yes. So I actually for we did a episode 1.00
01:00:14.640 about Zoran Mamdani, like the Zoran Mamdani meltdown. And for that, I watched God help me 0.98
01:00:20.500 an entire podcast interview
01:00:23.160 between Andrew Cuomo 0.99
01:00:24.960 and fucking Logan Paul. 1.00
01:00:27.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:00:27.500 Andrew Cuomo went on
01:00:28.320 Logan Paul's podcast
01:00:29.520 called Impulsive,
01:00:31.440 by the way.
01:00:33.120 And it has, like,
01:00:33.900 the most egregious
01:00:34.680 product placement
01:00:35.240 you've ever seen.
01:00:36.000 They're sitting on either side
01:00:37.200 of, like, a can of energy drink
01:00:38.640 the entire time.
01:00:39.920 But anyway,
01:00:40.900 it's two hosts,
01:00:41.860 and they're, like,
01:00:42.380 they're talking to Andrew Cuomo
01:00:43.080 about, like, you know,
01:00:43.720 why do you hate this
01:00:44.220 Zora Mamdani guy? 0.97
01:00:45.100 Like, what's so bad about him? 0.99
01:00:46.700 And he's like,
01:00:47.160 well, did you know
01:00:47.960 that he wants to levy
01:00:49.080 a 16% tax on millionaires in New York City.
01:00:52.260 They're going to have to pay 16% of their income
01:00:54.060 and none of them are going to want to live
01:00:55.800 in New York City anymore.
01:00:56.780 And then to his great credit,
01:00:58.360 one of the co-hosts of Logan Paul's podcast is like,
01:01:01.380 well, what's the tax now?
01:01:03.080 And Andrew Cuomo is like, oh, it's 11%.
01:01:04.860 So, oh, okay, so we already have this,
01:01:09.360 but it would be socialism if it was 16% instead of 11%?
01:01:14.060 They can't even describe what it means to be a socialist.
01:01:17.000 It's so fascinating to me.
01:01:18.280 Well, it has to be undefined because they have to be able to apply it to everything they don't like. Right. When you like bound a term that way, you actually limit your own ability to wield it as a weapon. So I think it's a feature, not a bug that they can't define this, actually, because like then people would be able to say, well, like, no, that's not what that means.
01:01:36.140 Right. Or like this is fine. Taxing millionaires 16 percent would be OK. I don't know.
01:01:40.860 These are all such documents of like uber-rich self-radicalization. Like part of why these people hate the bus is because they have to share the space with people who are different from them. That is, I mean, I think people have been saying this for a while now, that is really the only filter bubble that matters right now is that our uber-rich find it disgusting to have to share space with the rest of us and are using their pretty substantial political muscle to make that happen.
01:02:08.120 to make sure that we don't get into the doom bunker in New Zealand
01:02:11.840 and that only they and their closest blood bags get to do it.
01:02:15.820 There's also, like, not that I'm, like, disappointed or surprised or whatever, 0.99
01:02:19.180 but, like, this is fucking slop. 0.97
01:02:20.960 Like, the quality of argumentation here is just so bad, right? 0.99
01:02:25.020 It doesn't even know what socialism is.
01:02:26.680 It doesn't seem to know anything about the mayoral race.
01:02:28.860 It's also, like, all these rich people are getting radicalized,
01:02:31.280 but they're also just, like, dumbing themselves down 0.99
01:02:33.360 because they're in this, like, echo chamber of just, like, right-wing garbage all the time. 0.99
01:02:38.380 Like, this is the kind of thing you would fail a high schooler for writing. 0.95
01:02:41.120 It's like, sorry, you say she's a socialist, but all you're describing is things that we already have in place.
01:02:46.120 This is, like, sub-national review.
01:02:47.720 It's like Breitbart-level argumentation that's now appearing in the Washington Post.
01:02:51.080 And it's like, do you not understand how embarrassing this is?
01:02:53.120 That's the other thing about, like, billionaire capture of these mega-mainstream media outlets
01:02:58.520 is that, like, more and more of it is really just, like, an intellectual dog creation program for conservatives.
01:03:03.360 Right. It's crazy. Yeah. It's nuts how much of a leg up they get. And then you have people who are doing real like breaking news reporting that's legitimate. And they all are just like exiled to Substack now. It's kind of it's kind of amazing how quickly the quality of our national media has degraded over the course of the past year. Right. And Substack is also owned by right wingers.
01:03:22.700 Yeah, no, I mean, yeah.
01:03:24.780 The one place that's kind of, quote, unquote, working for independent journalists is also a place that you really can't trust, right, with the algorithms they're showing you, et cetera.
01:03:32.100 So anyway, that was mine.
01:03:33.200 I live in a socialist hellscape.
01:03:34.960 Nice.
01:03:35.500 I get to visit one when I want to come see my wife.
01:03:38.220 So I love my socialist hellscape.
01:03:39.820 I love Zoran Mondani's New York.
01:03:41.380 San Francisco instead has a billionaire.
01:03:43.200 Yeah, we have another billionaire.
01:03:44.800 He's an heir, right?
01:03:45.820 Yeah, Levi Strauss.
01:03:46.900 Levi Strauss, okay.
01:03:48.060 Yeah.
01:03:48.380 Right, something.
01:03:48.960 The jeans. 0.68
01:03:49.400 Jeans.
01:03:50.240 Yeah.
01:03:50.420 You guys have, like, the worst governance.
01:03:52.700 It's, like, a terrible, terrible local government.
01:03:55.000 It's so bad.
01:03:55.240 It's awful.
01:03:56.000 Yeah.
01:03:56.900 I don't know how it happened.
01:03:58.020 He appointed all these people to the board of supervisors who turned out to just be, like, very obvious crooks.
01:04:03.700 And now, like, he's had to get rid of them.
01:04:05.460 Nice.
01:04:06.240 It's been fun seeing East Coast corruption come to the West Coast.
01:04:09.240 I know.
01:04:09.680 It's nice.
01:04:10.020 We've had that for the last couple of years.
01:04:10.420 Yeah.
01:04:11.580 We can do it, too.
01:04:13.460 Yeah.
01:04:13.800 We can do the same thing as you East Coasters.
01:04:15.860 We just go far out.
01:04:17.060 And then we can't.
01:04:18.060 and we just grab a billion dollars again yeah all right should i do my number two yeah so my
01:04:24.980 second one is about a old friend of mine from europe who finally decided to take a gap year
01:04:31.800 in the united states it's the concept of islamogushisme and a standby i would say or a
01:04:38.840 real real old saw over in europe uh especially in france as you can no doubt tell by the name 0.80
01:04:44.820 European anti-wokeism is so fun
01:04:46.480 because they don't have any wokeism.
01:04:47.980 They're just like,
01:04:48.800 it's like,
01:04:49.160 it's kind of a mirage here too,
01:04:50.400 but it's just like,
01:04:51.380 you guys know you're like
01:04:51.900 still extremely like racist 0.84
01:04:53.240 and unequal,
01:04:53.900 but they're like,
01:04:54.260 oh, it's gone too far,
01:04:55.200 like the anti-racism.
01:04:56.360 It's like,
01:04:56.720 it's barely visible from space.
01:04:58.960 They're like,
01:04:59.340 I have heard this story
01:05:00.260 about Oberlin.
01:05:01.400 Yeah.
01:05:03.280 I'm stealing this point
01:05:04.100 from you, obviously,
01:05:04.860 but still.
01:05:05.180 Yeah, but this is like
01:05:05.860 my second accent joke
01:05:07.700 of the night.
01:05:08.920 Mark, we got to cut all this.
01:05:10.380 I'm getting canceled.
01:05:11.480 Okay, it's never racist
01:05:12.680 to make fun of the French.
01:05:13.720 I'm sorry. 1.00
01:05:14.260 It's just never bad.
01:05:15.540 It's not racist if they deserve it.
01:05:17.340 That's what I learned this year.
01:05:18.980 That's right.
01:05:19.860 But like, Adrian, what is Islamo-Gauchism?
01:05:22.520 Yeah, so this is a concept that's been around in France since the early or mid-aughts, I would say.
01:05:28.980 It's kind of come to the U.S. in waves, but it never sort of lands.
01:05:33.380 Part of it is it sounds snooty in French and possibly like a cheese.
01:05:37.540 And also, it sort of very obviously kind of rehashes sort of post 9-11 kind of discourses that I think we've sort of left behind.
01:05:47.540 But in 2025, a lot of that came back because there was some true post 9-11 style Islamophobia making a huge return thanks to one Andrew Cuomo and his, you know, misbegotten quest to become mayor of New York City.
01:06:02.960 And so in the coverage of Mamdani's campaign for City Hall and especially his role as a socialist Muslim, you know, you ended up getting a lot of these.
01:06:16.380 So, for instance, in the Wall Street Journal, this is from October, James Kirchik, Mr. Mamdani shares the DSA's fascination with the revolutionary potential of political Islam, a seemingly oxymoronic ideological tendency the French call Islamogochisme or Islamo-leftism.
01:06:34.680 I love that they throw that in.
01:06:36.040 What is that even doing in the paragraph?
01:06:37.500 It's not like helping anything.
01:06:38.840 It's very funny. 1.00
01:06:39.660 The famously racist French call it this.
01:06:42.020 What it is, is that, like, the anti-Islam beat has lain a little fallow in the United States. 0.68
01:06:51.260 And I think that they, therefore, our far right draws a lot of inspiration from the continent.
01:06:57.700 And what I'm guessing is Kirchik wrote Islamogoshisme, and then his editor was like, you got to explain that, James, right?
01:07:03.960 Because what's happening is that, like, people in Denmark, in the Netherlands, in France, in Germany would be fully conversant with this idea.
01:07:12.980 But in the United States, you've got to explain it to people.
01:07:15.800 And our right-wingers, thanks to, you know, the largesse of, you know, someone like Viktor Orban, like, do spend a lot more time in Euro spaces than the voters you're trying to reach on Staten Island, right?
01:07:28.920 So I think that's what's happening here. 0.73
01:07:30.220 The idea of Islamogushism, it comes out of complaints from the left after 9-11 that a lot of the crackdowns on Islamist terror were ultimately racist and were ultimately violations of civil liberties. 1.00
01:07:44.600 So it is true. 1.00
01:07:45.560 Yeah.
01:07:46.240 It is an accurate description of reality.
01:07:48.800 But then this leads to the notion on the right and in some parts of what we might call the center, which always seems to go right on this question, that it is a problem that the left and particularly like the young left is insufficiently antagonistic towards radical Islam or towards the forces of terror.
01:08:08.320 And I think you really saw a resurgence of that panic, this notion like, oh, it's a real problem that the American left and, like, American young people are not racist enough towards Arabs and towards, like, the Muslim world.
01:08:21.420 That's the French discourse.
01:08:22.480 All the Western Europe discourse is just, like, openly, like, we hate Arabs, and so we will take any ammunition for this. 0.69
01:08:28.140 Yeah, we need to be more racist. 0.57
01:08:29.340 Yeah.
01:08:29.620 But, like, the notion that, like, it's a problem that the American left isn't racist enough towards these people really got revived before Mamdani. 0.67
01:08:36.200 It got revived with the Gaza encampments.
01:08:37.960 Like, look at these young people. They don't even think that Arabs are the subhuman disposable population against whom violence is always justified. Like, how are we going to maintain our civilization if we can't instill that fundamental principle in them? It's like, it's a real investment.
01:08:54.000 It's all that do you condemn Hamas shit. It's all like, you basically joined Hamas if you're like, I don't think children should starve. Yeah. 0.99
01:08:59.860 But so remember that, like, after 9-11, like, there were two versions of this, and those still exist in this charge of Islamo-gauchism. 0.83
01:09:07.180 On the one hand, there was this idea that, like, the postmodern anything-goes-left didn't have the moral fortitude to call out Islamic fundamentalism where it reared its head, basically.
01:09:19.160 The other was, oh, no, these people are actually secretly in alliance with them, which is shading a lot more into great replacement theory.
01:09:25.020 Now, another piece from the Wall Street Journal from a guy named Sadanan Dume, or Dume, I'm not sure, says,
01:09:33.600 All this may not make Mr. Mondani an Islamist, but it does make him appear sympathetic to Islamists.
01:09:39.040 Once, someone like Mr. Mondani couldn't have been a member in good standing of the left.
01:09:42.840 But for at least two decades, here we go, leftist groups and Islamists have formed a de facto alliance based on their common contempt for Israel in particular and the West in general.
01:09:53.400 Me and Peter talked about this exact paragraph and this exact piece in the Mamdani derangement syndrome episode.
01:09:59.920 Because he's basically saying, like, well, he's not an Islamist, but he's actually an Islamist.
01:10:04.600 Within the space of a paragraph, he just, like, completely contradicts himself.
01:10:07.500 And it's insane. There's no evidence of this whatsoever.
01:10:09.760 But let's be clear.
01:10:10.580 Like, this guy, Doom or Dume, is not just saying the left is overly differential.
01:10:16.660 They misunderstand for tolerance what is actually fecklessness, et cetera, et cetera.
01:10:21.300 We've all heard those kinds of criticisms.
01:10:22.740 What he's saying is a de facto alliance.
01:10:26.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.75
01:10:26.580 We have, like, Hamas wristbands right now. 0.81
01:10:28.740 Yes. 0.95
01:10:29.240 I mean, and as Moira's saying, like, around the Gaza protests, especially from Europe, where a lot of people sort of got sort of drop-shipped into fucking Brown University, like, spoke to students who wouldn't speak with them, and then, like, had to file for, like, Le Monde or fucking, like, Zutatützaitem or whatever the fuck it was, right? 0.64
01:10:47.200 And what these people would write, they'd be like, oh, you know, actually, like, Hamas has, like, tons of, like, networks, and through the funding, these universities get massive donations from Qatar and from the UAE, and that's how they sink their teeth and their talons into these universities. 0.56
01:11:05.680 You have to just follow the money, you guys, right?
01:11:07.420 And you're like, first of, that's insane.
01:11:10.820 Second of, you understand that's an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory, right?
01:11:14.680 Right, yeah, yeah. 0.98
01:11:14.840 You're just applying it to Arabic people, right? 0.99
01:11:16.640 You're literally doing the protocols of the elders of Zion, except you're doing it to Arabs. 0.94
01:11:21.280 I only follow two influencers on Instagram, my friend Matt and Debra Messing. 0.99
01:11:25.620 Matt Bernstein, friend of the show. 1.00
01:11:27.680 And Debra Messing, who's like a full psycho. 1.00
01:11:30.900 She posts like 20 times a day. 1.00
01:11:32.420 She had this thing where it was like, once you realize you're instructed by Islam to lie. 0.98
01:11:38.420 Like it says in the Quran that like you have to lie, but everything's obviously fucking completely not true. 0.97
01:11:42.100 It's just science. 0.99
01:11:42.620 Once you realize this, then you understand like Zoran Mamdani's true nature.
01:11:47.320 And it's like you're just convincing yourself that this person is like basically a demon and like everything he says is false. 0.70
01:11:53.880 You're basically using the lack of evidence as evidence, right?
01:11:56.580 Like if he says things that aren't like anti-Semitic, you're like, oh, but he's secretly anti-Semitic.
01:12:01.160 It's like you can see these people whipping themselves into this bizarre frenzy. 0.98
01:12:04.600 If he seems like unbigoted and normal, that's only because he is in fact such a liar. 0.99
01:12:10.320 Exactly. Totally. 0.99
01:12:10.940 And so conspiratorial and conniving, yeah.
01:12:13.840 Because he's instructed to lie, so none of his words are true.
01:12:17.040 So, like, okay, there's no evidence of this.
01:12:18.560 He's just saying normal things.
01:12:19.680 It's opposite day.
01:12:20.020 Is what you're saying, yeah.
01:12:21.520 Yeah, I mean, also, like, hating the West is really fun here.
01:12:24.140 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:12:25.120 Just very quickly, this is neither here nor there, but, like, I made Hung listen to the entirety of Matt Bernstein's Deborah Messing episode.
01:12:32.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:32.800 He was kind of a low-key, like, Will and Grace fan.
01:12:35.320 And the entire two hours, he just goes, oh, no, oh, no.
01:12:38.800 Yeah, dude.
01:12:39.340 No, no, no, no.
01:12:39.840 He had, like, he had never checked in with her.
01:12:42.200 And it was just, like, his face was just falling the entire time.
01:12:46.600 Like, this is awful.
01:12:47.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:48.160 Oh, Prokong.
01:12:49.060 This is bad.
01:12:50.300 We should link to Matt's excellent episode in the show notes.
01:12:53.620 Oh, yeah, we will.
01:12:54.280 Yeah. 0.65
01:12:54.800 But, yeah, so Islamo-leftism, it's this really interesting thing where, like, it's either a guilt by association, right, saying, like, oh, these people are relativists.
01:13:02.220 Although, really, what it is is that they're describing people as liberal.
01:13:05.080 People are saying, like, I'm against the surveillance state, even if it sometimes catches an Islamist terrorist, right?
01:13:11.400 Like, it's really an attack on liberalism, but a lot of self-professed liberals don't seem to understand that.
01:13:15.720 And then it sort of gets lumped together with this idea of post-colonial studies, right?
01:13:19.880 Throw that in there. Why not?
01:13:21.640 Yeah, right. 0.99
01:13:22.260 Gender studies. 0.91
01:13:23.280 The reason Judith Butler is against, you know, murdering children in Gaza is because thinks of them as, like, legitimate carriers of a freedom struggle, not because, like, Judith Butler as a philosopher has a, you know, ethical stance on the maiming of children and, like, not doing it, right?
01:13:40.080 And then it shades into this idea, just a straightforward conspiracy theory, where they never actually have to enunciate what the conspiracy is, right?
01:13:48.740 They're like, oh, these people are in cahoots.
01:13:51.380 It's like, okay, now we're talking.
01:13:53.660 In what way, right?
01:13:55.720 And they never do.
01:13:57.400 They never do.
01:13:58.080 They never explicate this.
01:13:59.640 I wrote an entire piece for the New Republic about this,
01:14:01.960 where it's just about association.
01:14:04.320 It's just about kind of repetition.
01:14:06.540 And it's just about not distinguishing between a critique of the West
01:14:11.540 or, let's say, critical appreciation of the West,
01:14:14.960 where you're like, oh, it's got some good things,
01:14:16.520 but here are some things we could fix, you guys.
01:14:17.980 and outright violent and murderous attacks on those countries.
01:14:22.360 It's completely, as with all the terms we're talking about today,
01:14:27.340 it lives in this kind of undefined state.
01:14:31.120 It's like Schrodinger's Islamo-leftism. 0.91
01:14:33.220 And that is, in fact, why I think it's never quite made the transition
01:14:38.240 because the moment you translate it, 0.99
01:14:39.980 you kind of have to nail down what the fuck you're talking about. 0.98
01:14:42.120 Are you accusing someone of actually being on a group chat with Hamas? 0.99
01:14:46.280 Or are you just saying, like, oh, you make it easier for them to do what they're doing or something like that?
01:14:50.460 Well, now it's one or the other, right?
01:14:52.640 But you can also—the other thing they can retreat behind is they're not really specific about what the purpose of this alliance is, right?
01:14:58.980 It's like, oh, they want to destroy the West.
01:15:00.660 Yeah.
01:15:01.100 Which is this thing that is, like, so vague.
01:15:02.920 You know, it sounds totalizing, like, this existential threat.
01:15:05.780 But then, of course, I imagine if you try to get them to specify what they mean, they'll be like, oh, well, D&D is woke now.
01:15:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:11.480 Or, like, whatever. It's, like, these little symbols of something, but it's not clear what they're, like, they're always melting down about the dumbest shit. Like, there's a fucking black elf on, like, the Lord of the Rings TV show on Amazon. It's always these, like, little cultural signifiers that they're melting down about. And they often classify that as, like, destroying the West. And I was struck by in that ridiculous viral essay by the Oklahoma student that was, like, a whole big thing this week. 1.00
01:15:34.620 she mentioned somewhere in her essay she's like i don't think we should destroy gender yeah and 0.51
01:15:39.520 like this is something that jk rowling says all the time yeah and it's like what are you no one 0.60
01:15:43.460 can do that no one wants to do that no one even it's not even clear what the fuck that means but
01:15:47.640 it's like you can claim this thing in this extremely existential threat kind of way yeah 0.94
01:15:52.460 but also never really substantiate what the fuck that means or how that would take place and your
01:15:57.900 only evidence of it is like yeah there's all gender restrooms now or something like ultimately 0.88
01:16:02.120 doesn't matter that much. 0.87
01:16:03.680 All right.
01:16:04.120 Who wants to go next
01:16:05.280 with their second one?
01:16:06.640 Moira, go ahead.
01:16:07.380 It's your turn.
01:16:08.560 I wanted to talk about
01:16:09.680 one of the weirder moments
01:16:11.720 to me for this year
01:16:13.400 and something that I find
01:16:15.200 a little, like, uncanny
01:16:17.920 about the Trump II era
01:16:19.960 is that sometimes I have to
01:16:21.900 root for people
01:16:23.780 I actually don't like that much
01:16:25.300 or find kind of annoying.
01:16:26.820 Are you talking about how
01:16:27.500 Charlie Kirk was doing politics
01:16:28.800 the right way?
01:16:29.340 I know.
01:16:30.500 Is that where you're going?
01:16:31.440 I think last time we did that, Michael, it did not go well.
01:16:35.500 We all got cooked online for that.
01:16:38.460 No, I wanted to talk about the kind of sad reality that I had to hand it to Jimmy Kimmel this year.
01:16:43.880 Oh, yeah.
01:16:44.340 Because a couple of days after that Charlie Kirk shooting back in September, Jimmy Kimmel went on his late show monologue and talked about how the right were, you know, kind of trying to milk the Kirk assassination for all it's worth, which I think is something that's like only gotten more vulgar and obvious in the months since in retrospect.
01:17:07.840 But he also said, like, oh, yeah, they're trying to pretend that the shooter wasn't one of them. And for that, supposedly, the Trump administration's FCC czar threatened to revoke ABC's broadcast license if they left Jimmy Kimmel on the air.
01:17:25.780 So Jimmy Kimmel was suspended. His show was taken off the air for a few days and caused this, like, massive outcry among, like, you know, consumers, like liberal or middle-class consumers of television that really made Jimmy Kimmel a pretty, like, I think an unambiguous free speech hero.
01:17:48.540 We need the Banksy posters of him with his fist up.
01:17:51.220 Yeah. It was, like, kind of maddening because I'm, like, the man show guy.
01:17:56.180 Wait, do we not like him? I, like, know almost nothing about him. I, like, have not paid attention to him for, like, a decade.
01:18:00.880 I don't know anything about him. I just find him annoying.
01:18:03.200 I retain the right as, like, the only radical feminist still working to hate men for, like, the same amount of information that men hate famous women. 1.00
01:18:15.700 I'm, like, I don't like his fucking face. I think his voice is annoying. 0.99
01:18:18.600 Fuck this person. 1.00
01:18:19.360 Yeah, like, I get the vibe that he's kind of bro-y and fratty, 1.00
01:18:22.860 and I don't feel that I have to investigate further.
01:18:24.640 But he's like a woke bro.
01:18:25.880 I love the woke bros.
01:18:27.340 I will take the woke bros.
01:18:28.160 No, he wasn't a woke bro.
01:18:28.980 He had the man show.
01:18:29.880 It was like the, like, I was a child being subjected to, like, everyone around me 0.99
01:18:34.840 watching these women, like, on trampolines drinking beer.
01:18:37.800 Are you really about to tell me that the man show has aged poorly? 0.74
01:18:41.620 Really?
01:18:42.820 Something called the man show does not hold up.
01:18:46.180 Jimmy Kimmel's for the man show.
01:18:47.580 Maura Donegan's for the They Them Show.
01:18:53.800 Would actually watch the They Them Show.
01:18:56.140 It would probably be hilarious.
01:18:57.620 But this annoyed me a little because I was like, okay, this is going on at the same time as a lot of these, like, crackdowns on the academic sphere are going on.
01:19:05.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:05.860 It's weird what we choose as, like, the hero, like, the martyr.
01:19:08.340 Yeah.
01:19:08.640 Yeah, it's like a pre-publication attack, right?
01:19:11.300 There's also, of course, like immigrants, like being kidnapped and taken away from their families, like Mahmoud Khalil for like disfavored speech violations.
01:19:21.100 Right. So it's a little like, OK, you guys are really leading in.
01:19:24.540 Right. 0.81
01:19:25.020 To like the whitest guy you could find that this happened.
01:19:27.740 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:28.160 On the other hand, like he didn't back down.
01:19:32.020 Yeah.
01:19:32.220 It was a moment of like consumer backlash and popular backlash really showing the limits of the Trump administration.
01:19:40.040 Right.
01:19:40.480 There's also at a moment when, you know, I think after November, after the Mamdani election, after like the big shifts in polling, like the vibe sort of shifted back a little bit.
01:19:52.300 Right. You know, Trump, I think, is still going to do quite a bit of damage.
01:19:55.360 And I don't think, you know, the maximally racist era in Republican politics that he ushered in is by any means over.
01:20:02.820 But the notion that sort of prevailed in the spring of 2025, like, oh, he can do anything and there's absolutely no one who's going to stop him.
01:20:09.800 absolutely everybody's going to roll over like it's cooked like we're we're kaput that like sort
01:20:15.520 of started to recede a little bit yeah in the fall i think it was kind of stuff like this like
01:20:22.000 they really wanted to use the charlie kirk death as a moment to like just they were like we are so
01:20:28.460 happy to have this corpse right they were so thrilled that they got that assassination and
01:20:32.860 they were using it as an excuse for a lot of repression a lot of people did get fired right
01:20:38.240 For being like, yeah, I don't think this guy was so great, like, when he was alive.
01:20:43.600 And they got pushback.
01:20:45.540 And they got pushback from, like, normies.
01:20:47.580 Like, they got pushback from people who saw a very clear First Amendment violation.
01:20:51.960 Yeah.
01:20:52.440 I mean, it was a testament to, like, the power of numbers, right?
01:20:55.080 And, like, I love it when the normies get engaged.
01:20:57.000 Like, it's always a little weird what engages people, but, like, I'll take it.
01:21:01.140 Like, I still think it's so fascinating that Boris Johnson got pushed out of office by, like, the fact that he had parties.
01:21:06.480 and not the fact that he got like tens of thousands of people killed with his actual policies.
01:21:11.200 But also, I'll take it. 1.00
01:21:11.940 He sucks shit. 1.00
01:21:12.560 I'm like, yeah, you know what? 1.00
01:21:13.440 If this is what radicalizes people, fuck yes, fuck that guy. 1.00
01:21:16.240 But like, it's so interesting to me like which moments poke through. 1.00
01:21:19.560 Like, I'll talk to my normie friends about politics and they'll mention stuff like this.
01:21:23.900 And I'm like, all right, this is what does it.
01:21:25.440 But also, yeah, it was a show that like we're not totally powerless.
01:21:29.280 If like lots and lots and lots of people do something, they will back down. 1.00
01:21:33.040 And people also people hate this shit. 0.98
01:21:34.960 I feel like a lot of the stuff that he's doing, people just don't know about it. 0.99
01:21:39.040 And it's like, if you can get people to know about it, people are pissed.
01:21:42.620 And we've had this tedious discourse all year of, like, it's time for the Democrats to move to the right.
01:21:46.980 And it's time to kind of, like, accept the fact that, like, we now live in this, like, right-wing hellscape.
01:21:51.320 And I don't think that's true.
01:21:52.840 Like, Trump is one of the most historically unpopular presidents ever.
01:21:56.500 And if you describe his actual policies to people, they literally think it's not real.
01:22:00.420 They're like, oh, no, you're mistaken. 0.98
01:22:01.420 Like, the most important thing is just getting information to people about what is happening, because any decent human being would be like, what the fuck is this? 0.83
01:22:08.520 Well, it's also interesting, right? 0.94
01:22:09.620 Like, we have Trump and people like him across the globe have been running under this banner of populism. 0.96
01:22:15.800 And somehow, because our media themselves are just about as far from populism as anyone can be, they sort of credited a bunch of astroturf billionaire shit as genuinely populist. 0.69
01:22:25.740 Now, of course, there are people who are genuinely MAGA out there, but the opposite of it was always cast as elite, right? 0.94
01:22:33.300 Which meant that a majority of Americans were always implicitly cast as inauthentic, inorganic, right, not real Americans.
01:22:42.420 Right.
01:22:42.760 Well, it turns out we shop.
01:22:44.340 It turns out we watch TV.
01:22:45.780 It turns out we do all these things.
01:22:47.940 We play D&D, apparently, despite it being woke.
01:22:50.400 D&D, exactly, right?
01:22:51.540 We may only exist as sock puppets in your imagination, but the problem for you is that we ain't.
01:22:56.440 Yeah.
01:22:56.620 We are not sock puppets. 0.99
01:22:57.880 And I think that's why they're often unprepared for this blowback when they're like, oh, shit, like there are millions of these people out there and they have opinions and they react poorly towards having our billionaire sugar daddy's opinions crammed down their throat because he happened to like what Charlie Kirk did. 0.99
01:23:14.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
01:23:14.820 Yeah, I think it's a revelation that, you know, clearly a lot of people on the far right, one of the things that billionaires have very obviously cooked brains about is the notion that there's nobody who really does disagree with them, right?
01:23:26.180 Nobody disagrees with them in good faith.
01:23:27.940 Because we're paid by Hamas. 0.78
01:23:29.340 Yeah. 0.79
01:23:29.640 It's virtue signaling.
01:23:30.580 Yeah, or it's the woke mind virus.
01:23:32.120 Exactly.
01:23:32.640 Yeah.
01:23:32.840 Yeah.
01:23:33.440 And that's not true.
01:23:35.500 And I really treasure moments when it can be made obvious and unavoidable for them that it's not true.
01:23:41.140 That's why I treasure The Man Show.
01:23:42.400 That's why I watch archived episodes of The Man Show, famously unproblematic, perfect Man Show, every night.
01:23:48.380 And now he's back on television.
01:23:50.560 Trump administration backed down.
01:23:52.580 Disney didn't do what it seemed like they were going to do, right?
01:23:55.960 They got more scared by consumer blowback.
01:23:58.760 A bunch of people, like, canceled their Hulu subscription over this.
01:24:02.020 But that's great. Yeah.
01:24:02.260 It was a thing where, like, voting with your dollar, trying to encourage the massive corporation to, like, calculate that they faced smaller liabilities and smaller risks by actually defying the Trump administration, like, really worked.
01:24:18.660 That's another thing that is really important to tell corporations that, like, this is not a dollars and cents decision in every case, right?
01:24:26.340 Yeah. And it's like you can push back against these people, actually. They tend to like the Trump administration tends to back down when they experience pushback.
01:24:33.420 Yeah. They're all chicken shit. 1.00
01:24:34.600 Yeah, they're chicken shit. And if you and if especially if they can see some way to declare victory, right, like they will obviously back down. 1.00
01:24:42.160 They always declare victory, but they frequently are like pissing themselves as they do so.
01:24:46.040 Well, I mean, there's two things that make me less sanguine about this, though.
01:24:49.120 One is that it very clearly shows that the lack of pushback we've gotten from ostensibly liberal elites this year
01:24:54.120 is not because somehow the Trump juggernaut caught them unawares.
01:24:58.580 It's because they kind of agree on some level.
01:25:00.140 I do think a lot of our media corporations, a lot of our universities just think that immigrants have it coming,
01:25:07.160 that queer people have it coming, that non-white people have it coming
01:25:09.800 and didn't deserve their station within these institutions. 1.00
01:25:12.980 That's the problem. 0.99
01:25:13.780 Like once these houses of cards crumble, you realize like, oh, shit, you didn't lift a finger and you didn't lift a finger for ideological reasons. 0.99
01:25:21.960 Right. 0.99
01:25:22.120 And then the other thing, of course, is that poor Stephen Colbert is still out at CBS News and I'm guessing going to be replaced by Olivia Rheingold anytime soon.
01:25:28.880 Yeah.
01:25:31.360 Or Jamie Kerchick or somebody else. 1.00
01:25:33.180 It's going to be the Islamogoshism show. 1.00
01:25:34.860 Yeah. 1.00
01:25:36.180 The Islamogoshism comedy hour. 1.00
01:25:38.140 Meanwhile, I will be making the they them show on YouTube. 0.99
01:25:42.060 Subscribe to my Patreon. 0.74
01:25:43.380 for it aged like fucking wine uh okay so for this i like i was thinking about like what are 0.96
01:25:50.660 the stories from this year like the takes the anti-woke takes from this year that i can't stop 0.95
01:25:54.240 thinking about right and the one that i thought of the first time like i think about it all the time
01:25:59.840 is in november of this year david brooks for the new york times wrote an article called
01:26:06.280 The Epstein Story, Count Me Out,
01:26:08.960 which I just think is the perfect encapsulation 0.69
01:26:12.340 of just like his whole thing.
01:26:14.420 And I think like what you were saying, Adrian,
01:26:16.100 he's kind of the centrist elite hive mind
01:26:18.660 is like, I mean, it's especially cynical
01:26:21.240 for David Brooks to be doing this
01:26:22.160 because his whole thing is like moral virtues
01:26:24.440 and religion and like how we need to bring back
01:26:27.120 these like spiritual values to public life. 0.99
01:26:29.580 And he wrote a whole fucking book 0.99
01:26:30.660 called The Road to Character, right? 0.99
01:26:32.920 And it's like, oh, we need to have more morality
01:26:34.620 in public life.
01:26:35.260 And this unbelievable moral transgression happens, right? 0.99
01:26:39.460 Like the worst thing, it's hard to even say anything about Epstein because it's so just obviously fucking evil. 0.96
01:26:43.840 Like what else can you even say about it, right? 0.89
01:26:45.740 And what does he do?
01:26:46.920 He's like, eh, I don't think we should talk about it that much.
01:26:49.700 Eh, it doesn't really interest me, right?
01:26:51.380 It's just, it's absolute perfection.
01:26:53.720 I really love the fact that like David Brooks as a guy clearly holds those currently in power to a lower moral standard.
01:27:00.860 Completely.
01:27:01.400 Than to like students and random internet users.
01:27:04.360 It is reverse Spider-Man.
01:27:06.700 With great power comes less responsibility.
01:27:08.780 That's crazy.
01:27:09.160 That's 100% his actual view.
01:27:10.460 Yes.
01:27:11.560 So I'm going to send you guys the anti-wokest part of this column. 0.99
01:27:16.100 Please. 0.96
01:27:16.860 Okay, I can read this.
01:27:18.960 I have been especially startled to see Ro Khanna, a House Democrat and one of the most impressive politicians in America, use the phrase, quote, the Epstein class, unquote, in his public statements.
01:27:29.620 In an interview with my colleague David Lionart this week, Kana explained that he had gotten the phrase from voters who asked him if he was on the side of, quote, forgotten Americans or, quote, the Epstein class.
01:27:41.600 I know a thing or two about the American wheat.
01:27:45.540 Sandwiches.
01:27:46.020 And if you've read my work, you may be sick of my assaults on the educated elites for being insular, self-indulgent and smug.
01:27:53.340 But the phrase the Epstein class is inaccurate, unfair and irresponsible.
01:27:58.540 Say what you will about our financial, education, non-profit, and political elites, but they are not mass rapists.
01:28:04.180 Won't someone please think of our financial, educational, non-profit, and political elites?
01:28:10.840 They're being smeared.
01:28:12.020 The real victims of the Epstein scandal are people who are being accused of this thing.
01:28:18.300 By being too rich.
01:28:19.460 Yeah, it's basically a word that I don't like.
01:28:21.160 Again, it's like you look at this massive moral catastrophe and the only thing you have to say about it is like the people who are upset are using the wrong words.
01:28:30.920 That's all any of these people can offer on these like massive scandals. 0.89
01:28:34.680 Like somebody who's allegedly like an expert in morality, like someone who's put morality at the center of his public career, has nothing to fucking say about Epstein, right?
01:28:43.440 And I also think it's a total misstatement of like what's going on here because I don't actually think that when you talk about the Epstein class or like, you know, people are so pissed off about this. 0.85
01:28:51.060 I don't think people think that every single member of the elite is a mass rapist.
01:28:54.980 What they think is that people are protecting rapists and looking away from rapists and aiding and abetting rapists, which is exactly what David Brooks is doing, right? 1.00
01:29:04.880 He's doing the thing which makes people hate this shit, right? 0.99
01:29:08.440 He's like, ah, it's not that big of a deal. 1.00
01:29:10.420 Let's look away from it.
01:29:11.420 Aren't the people upset about it?
01:29:12.720 Like, aren't they the real villains? 0.99
01:29:14.260 It's like, David, you're doing the fucking thing that pisses us off. 0.99
01:29:17.440 This is just a moral catastrophe. 0.99
01:29:18.580 You can just talk about it as such.
01:29:19.780 Something that really pisses me off in general about, like, coverage of the Epstein case is that this is a situation in which there's, like, no shortage of victims, right?
01:29:29.560 Yes.
01:29:29.900 Like, not everybody's coming forward, I think, for, like, very good reasons. 1.00
01:29:32.780 A lot of women are like, I do not want to revisit the sport of my life. 0.92
01:29:35.560 I do not want the scrutiny or the heat or the attacks or whatever, and I get that.
01:29:41.900 But there's a lot of women who have come forward, right?
01:29:44.540 I think it's in the hundreds. 0.57
01:29:45.320 I believe it's in the hundreds, yeah.
01:29:46.180 Yeah, it's a shocking number of people who they were doing this to.
01:29:49.280 And instead of their lives or what was done to them or, like, their dignity or what they might be owed in the wake of all of this, basically none of that is getting passed around in these discussions.
01:30:02.740 It's entirely a political football.
01:30:04.240 Like, oh, you know, there were Democrats on there, too. 0.99
01:30:06.300 I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:30:07.480 Like, please. 1.00
01:30:08.160 Burn it to the ground. 1.00
01:30:08.840 Send Bill Clinton out on a fucking ice flow. 1.00
01:30:11.460 Like, I don't give a fuck about preserving. 1.00
01:30:14.820 Not Larry Summers. 0.98
01:30:16.120 These guys.
01:30:16.960 I know.
01:30:17.580 Jesus Christ.
01:30:18.380 You know, it's like the reality exposed by the Epstein case is about the moral rot of elites and I think more generally about the, like, ubiquity of sexual violence in, like, young women's lives, right?
01:30:32.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30:33.500 And the latter part just gets completely ignored in this football back and forth of who is handling it bad, who looks worse. 1.00
01:30:42.220 And I'm like, no, fuck you. 1.00
01:30:43.360 Like, there's actual people who are actually hurt here. 1.00
01:30:45.740 This is also the sickness that I think, like, I've dedicated a lot of my recent career to is everything has to be at this kind of meta level about, like, what is the best messaging?
01:30:53.640 What is the best strategy?
01:30:54.840 David Brooks could have called up one of the victims and just said, hey, what was your story?
01:30:58.540 Like, what happened?
01:30:59.480 And he could have just written a column.
01:31:00.720 Like, I spoke to one of the victims.
01:31:01.820 It's a really horrible story.
01:31:02.700 Here's what happened. 1.00
01:31:03.520 This guy was a fucking monster. 1.00
01:31:05.020 You could just talk about this moral problem as a moral problem, and that's it. 1.00
01:31:08.160 You don't need to do this, like, second, third, fourth order shit. 0.99
01:31:11.360 Shout out to Michelle Goodwin at Miss Magazine who actually did do that. 0.99
01:31:14.340 She has a very good interview with one of the Epstein victims on her podcast that I encourage people to listen to.
01:31:20.120 Like, there's real stories to be here.
01:31:21.760 It's not just a matter of, like, who's polling best or who it's hurting electorally, you know? 0.97
01:31:28.160 Yeah, one of them just published a book and read the fucking book and tell people what is in it.
01:31:31.560 Like, it's not hard to do this, but it's like everyone's brain has to go to this higher meta level and to somehow place themselves above it. 0.99
01:31:39.200 But that's exactly the problem.
01:31:40.720 That's exactly what's offensive about this.
01:31:42.380 I mean, I also think not to come back to sort of like the elite complicity that is sort of David Brooks' whole deal. He, I think, is not implicated in any of this, obviously, directly. But the thing is, I think David Brooks is deeply invested in a world in which everyone has and knows their place.
01:32:01.120 And I think on some fundamental level, he thinks that it is not the place of Larry Summers to be scrutinized in this way.
01:32:09.720 Totally, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:10.520 And he may not say this outright, but if you hooked him up to a lie detector, I think you'd find out that he may think that what happened to the Epstein victims was their lot in life. 0.75
01:32:19.660 And that is exactly where they deserved to be.
01:32:22.100 And I think that is, in a big way, what enabled these people to thrive, that they had a very clear, very active sense of who was due what, right?
01:32:33.720 Like, what was due to the people of their station and what was due to those who they deemed their lessers?
01:32:38.380 And the problem is that a lot of our elite media think the same way.
01:32:43.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:43.540 They wouldn't do what Epstein or his friends did, but, like, the value system behind it is not foreign to them.
01:32:49.620 Totally. And also, I feel like one of the main things that come out of the Epstein emails was also just what a fucking mediocre guy he was. 0.99
01:32:55.900 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:32:56.160 And how, like, mediocre and shitty, like, Larry Summers was. Like, the whole thing is this weird club of, like, just shit dudes. 1.00
01:33:04.940 Just, like, midwit fucking dumbasses who are running, like, most of the institutions of American life at this point. 1.00
01:33:10.920 And, like, we're all supposed to be marveling at these people's intellect or how great they are, but it's like, no, like, burn it down. I don't fucking care. 1.00
01:33:17.860 They're petty. They're narcissistic. They're small-minded. They are needfully social-climbing. A shocking number of these guys actually were going to Jeffrey Epstein for sex and dating advice also. 1.00
01:33:33.020 It's so gross, dude. Yeah. 0.98
01:33:34.220 Which is what seems to suggest, at least to me, that they saw what they all seemed to know he was doing with these girls or to these girls as aspirational, right?
01:33:43.480 And also what's amazing to me, too, about Epstein is that if you look into his record, right, he was like a donor to various institutions and stuff.
01:33:50.040 He was also a totally explicit eugenicist. 0.99
01:33:53.140 So even if, I mean, I don't think this is plausible, but even if you didn't know about the sex stuff, he's a guy that gives money to, like, weird biological garbage. 0.99
01:34:00.780 He wanted to have, like, a breeding ranch. 0.98
01:34:02.220 It's, like, on every level. 0.98
01:34:04.200 Like, he's a mediocre intellect. 1.00
01:34:05.220 He's a piece of shit. 1.00
01:34:06.260 He's a sexual psycho. 1.00
01:34:08.040 It's, like, sorry, everyone seems to have known at least some of this and didn't care. 0.99
01:34:13.160 And I think also, like, I don't think David Brooks is whatever implicated or anything.
01:34:16.140 I don't want to accuse him of anything.
01:34:17.360 But, like, he does know these people.
01:34:18.860 He's been on panels with Larry Summers.
01:34:20.700 He's sort of—I imagine he would have emailed back and forth with various people in various positions of power.
01:34:25.140 That's kind of what he's doing.
01:34:26.080 He's like, ah, stop talking about—stop talking about my friends.
01:34:28.980 Right?
01:34:29.360 I think that's what he's getting at.
01:34:30.820 Even if, like, he's not implicated in any kind of direct way, he just wants to shift the topic to something else.
01:34:36.160 Which is gruesome because it's exactly the same mechanism that protected Epstein for so long.
01:34:41.100 That's our friend.
01:34:41.940 Yes.
01:34:42.220 That's our friend.
01:34:42.680 Leave him alone.
01:34:43.680 Completely.
01:34:43.980 It's not that bad.
01:34:44.800 You guys are overreacting.
01:34:46.340 Yeah. 0.98
01:34:46.420 That's what allowed him to rape children for quite some time. 0.94
01:34:50.460 Yeah.
01:34:50.940 I also think that one prediction for 2026 I have is that we're going to get another meta discourse about hasn't the punishing of Epstein's friends and fellow travelers gone far enough?
01:35:00.800 or too far, et cetera, et cetera.
01:35:03.720 And the interesting thing is, right,
01:35:04.940 like the way we're talking about Summers,
01:35:06.760 we're not talking about professional sanctions yet,
01:35:08.780 et cetera, et cetera.
01:35:09.680 What we're talking about is that like,
01:35:10.720 you can't read that email about the peril, 0.98
01:35:14.720 about the assistant professor he's trying to fuck. 1.00
01:35:16.640 Dude, it's so gross. 1.00
01:35:17.620 It's so gross. 1.00
01:35:18.920 And he's checking in with his sex pest pedophile island owner friend 1.00
01:35:23.240 how to accomplish this, right? 0.99
01:35:25.800 You can't read that and look at that man
01:35:27.800 with any degree of respect.
01:35:29.240 And that's the thing.
01:35:30.080 Like, the cancel culture stuff has always also been just about the fact that they think they naturally deserve our respect and our admiration independent of how they conduct themselves. 0.85
01:35:41.700 It's like, no, man, you send that email and people are going to lose all fucking respect for you at the very least. 0.98
01:35:48.460 Maybe more should happen, but the very least that's going to happen is that people are like, oh, fucking A. 0.98
01:35:52.700 But we're going to get a story next year about how, like, they've been punished. 0.98
01:35:56.740 And the punishment would just be our withholding our admiration, us being like, yikes, dude, that's fucking gross, right?
01:36:03.880 He's like furiously Googling for someone specific who has been called a member of the Epstein class so he can write like a long feature story.
01:36:10.780 I guarantee you guys there is already a group chat or like a really sad group email where guys in the Epstein files, your Larry Summers, your who have yous are already talking to guys from Me Too.
01:36:25.640 And they're already, like, cross-referencing lawyers and PR people.
01:36:29.140 Like, this is something that they do.
01:36:31.380 They have a very dense network of mutual encouragement.
01:36:36.200 The group chat will have been started by, drumroll, Thomas Chatterton Williams.
01:36:40.460 Thank you for playing. 0.97
01:36:41.960 We're going to get an open letter out of this for fuck's sake. 0.98
01:36:44.260 That's right. 0.99
01:36:47.160 Should that be it?
01:36:48.440 Should that be our edition of the 2025 Christie's?
01:36:51.680 Hell yeah.
01:36:52.120 All right.
01:36:54.360 Well, thank you so much, listeners, for coming on this deranged journey with us of the first ever and possibly last Daytime Christies. 0.89
01:37:01.380 We've got to narrow this down next time because holy shit, we've been recording for a long time. 0.84
01:37:05.300 We really have. 0.95
01:37:06.140 But thank you, Mike, for doing this.
01:37:07.940 It's always such a pleasure to have you on.
01:37:10.140 And thank you for keeping us sane during these increasingly insane years.
01:37:15.220 I'll see you next week.
01:37:17.600 Thank you, Mike.
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