Maintenance Phase - November 10, 2020


Moon Juice

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00:00:00.000 Hey, Maintenance Phase Buds. Today's episode is a real treat. It's one that we're really
00:00:06.000 excited to bring to you. And also, it is important that you know that I fully fucked up the sound. 0.88
00:00:14.100 Mike is like an audio MacGyver and did a bunch of neat tricks to save it. But just know that
00:00:20.420 the audio quality for this one is a little a little downgraded from our usual. We'll be back
00:00:25.420 up and running next time. But this one's on me. That is not how I would frame it. I was not going
00:00:32.340 to blame you for this. This is a very strange and technical process. We had to use Aubrey's
00:00:37.060 Skype recording rather than her microphone recording because there are knobs and dials
00:00:40.700 on the microphone that were in the wrong place, I guess. And I'm just a very loud person. So the
00:00:46.820 place they all need to be is at like the lowest setting. We're both bellowers. I think we both
00:00:53.100 have a bellowing issue. And so sometimes that fries our microphones. And it was Aubrey's turn
00:00:58.940 to fry hers last week. So we are sorry. There's a couple of places where the audio cuts out.
00:01:03.660 It sounds a little tinny. We're working on it. We think we fixed it. So please bear with us and enjoy.
00:01:09.220 hello welcome to maintenance phase the podcast about health and wellness and energy drinks i
00:01:28.220 guess or something yeah sort of i am aubrey gordon i am a columnist for self magazine
00:01:34.800 i'm michael hobbs i work for huffington post awesome yeah look at that we did it and today
00:01:41.580 we're talking about moon juice which i literally have no clue what this is so like no you've this
00:01:49.140 is not crossed your path at all literally these are just like random syllables to me the only
00:01:54.420 thing i know which i think i heard from you is that this is somehow in the gwyneth paltrow
00:02:00.120 extended universe so if we're thinking about like oprah and sort of who are the people that oprah
00:02:05.040 introduced us to oh no they're all bad the first big one that oprah introduced us to was dr phil
00:02:10.520 yes and moon juice is like goops dr phil this is sort of like her like first big sort of like
00:02:17.140 endorsement of another company so moon juice is a company not a substance correct okay moon juice so
00:02:23.260 we might as well dig in i was gonna like dig in more i'm like what else do you know and it's just
00:02:27.080 like you're just like nothing no great literally there's no you have mind as deep as you're gonna
00:02:32.100 get this we are out of ore so it started out as an la juice bar i don't know if you know la much
00:02:40.120 but its first location was in venice okay second and third locations were on melrose and in silver
00:02:45.200 lake so it's really and truly just like where are the crunchiest hipsters give it to me in retail
00:02:53.220 brands. Are these neighborhoods like Prada? Are they Banana Republic? Are they All Saints? Hot
00:02:59.620 Topic? They're like seven for all mankind. Okay, I know exactly what you mean now. Do you see what
00:03:05.580 I'm saying? Yes. It's like the it's like the wine moms who do yoga. And they're like, just on the
00:03:12.620 border with anti-vaxxers. They haven't quite crossed over. Yes, there's a lot, a lot, a lot
00:03:18.100 of skepticism about western medicine yes yes so they started as like one of many cold pressed
00:03:25.460 juiceries in la there are a lot of those right that sell green juice and wheatgrass and the whole
00:03:31.880 bit can i ask a really dumb question yes what does cold pressed mean like what is the cold
00:03:36.900 adding to this so there are different kinds of juicers there i learned this i read the entire 0.81
00:03:41.520 moon juice cookbook so ask me anything about juicers there are several different kinds of
00:03:46.220 juicers. The idea behind cold press juicers is that you are not oxidizing the juice. Normally,
00:03:53.900 if you bought a juicer, like a juice man juicer, or, you know, whatever, it would look kind of
00:03:59.940 like a food processor, right? And you would use this kind of plunger thing to push in fruits and
00:04:07.040 vegetables that go down into this basket that's spinning really fast, and then shoots juice out
00:04:13.560 of a little spout and there's your juice, right? Right. It's the wood chipper from Fargo. Yes.
00:04:17.580 Yes. Correct. Correct. So the challenge is that that juice then oxidizes more easily, right?
00:04:25.340 Which means that it turns brown within 15 or 20 or 30 minutes, right? So it doesn't look great
00:04:31.500 in a bottle on a shelf. So cold pressed juice does two things. One, it keeps the juice from
00:04:38.320 heating up so it doesn't oxidize, but it also keeps the juice from heating up so that for people who
00:04:42.380 are committed raw foodists.
00:04:45.460 Ah, right.
00:04:46.400 Raw food is a big part of the moon juice aesthetic.
00:04:50.400 So the cold press just basically means you just like squeeze a carrot at high pressure,
00:04:55.540 like you run over it with your car and then a bunch of juice comes out.
00:04:58.760 Yeah, you scrape up the juice from the pavement.
00:05:01.740 Yes.
00:05:02.260 So they started out as a juice bar.
00:05:04.100 They have since expanded quite a bit.
00:05:06.700 Their whole thing is like food is the best medicine, right?
00:05:10.060 Oh, OK.
00:05:10.520 So they now sell snacks, which they call cosmic provisions.
00:05:15.280 Nice.
00:05:15.720 They sell capsule supplements, and they've actually gotten into beauty supplements that
00:05:20.540 are now in like Sephora and Urban Outfitters.
00:05:23.240 And so they're like, you know, they're getting out there.
00:05:25.620 This is the life cycle of the American lifestyle brand.
00:05:28.580 You start with one thing, and then once people are sort of bought into the brand, then you
00:05:33.740 extend the brand to all this other random stuff.
00:05:35.820 Yes, absolutely.
00:05:37.320 They've also released a cookbook.
00:05:38.760 They still have their juices.
00:05:40.520 And they've got these things called dusts.
00:05:43.720 Oh, no.
00:05:44.240 Yeah.
00:05:45.820 Which are these sort of powdery supplements that are a mixture of usually like mushrooms and herbs and a lot of ingredients that are borrowed really heavily from Chinese medicine, from Ayurveda, from herbalism, a wide range of sort of Eastern slash alternative medicines.
00:06:06.020 I can see why Gwyneth Paltrow likes this.
00:06:09.820 right up her alley it's interesting you know gwyneth paltrow calls her website goop right it's
00:06:14.540 kind of like a satire of people who are promising to fix your life with some sort of goop like yeah
00:06:21.400 lol everybody has a goop they're selling ours is just going to be called goop right and they're
00:06:25.840 doing it feels like they're doing the same thing here by calling it dust yeah right where dust is 0.98
00:06:29.520 associated with like dirt and filth they're sort of tongue-in-cheek referencing how much fucking 0.97
00:06:34.660 snake oil there is in this field. So potentially, that's the case. I will say I did read one review 0.98
00:06:40.820 of the dusts that was like, I really liked that it was dust and not powder because powder sounds
00:06:45.460 synthetic and dust sounds natural. And I was like, this is bizarre. Yeah, that's probably going on
00:06:50.080 too. Yeah, this this idea that everything has to be quote unquote, natural. Moon Juice is also big
00:06:54.140 on adaptogens. Oh, fuck. It's like Chevron with Tecron. It's just a made up word. Yeah. So do you 1.00
00:07:03.820 know anything about adaptogens? Has that come across? Is that a real word? Yeah, it's a real
00:07:07.760 word. What? Okay. It's totally a real word. And it's totally Chevron with Tecron. Here's there's
00:07:15.920 a quote from the New York Times did a whole piece called what are adaptogens? Because if you are
00:07:22.280 like me, a white woman in your 30s, adaptogens are everywhere on like Sephora, they're everywhere in 0.99
00:07:27.280 juice bars, they're everywhere in all kinds of stuff, right? Wow. So this is the definition 1.00
00:07:32.120 and sort of little explanation from the New York Times, quote, coined in 1947, the term adaptogen
00:07:38.600 refers to substances that theoretically, quote unquote, adapt to what your body needs and help
00:07:44.360 protect against various stressors. Oh, for fuck's sake. Although the science is as murky as a 0.99
00:07:49.640 mushroom drink looks, and these supplements are unregulated by the Food and Drug Administration,
00:07:55.060 that hasn't stopped trendsetters from sharing their purported benefits, which includes supporting
00:07:59.160 the body's adrenal glands, reducing stress levels and regulating hormone responses for an overall
00:08:03.800 sense of homeostasis or balance. Oh, God. It's just like classic marketing stuff.
00:08:12.040 So there's like a little bit of science that shows that there might be some benefits. Those
00:08:16.300 studies have all been done in rats. Nice. Wait, what are they, though? Are they a pill or like
00:08:21.280 are they found in like broccoli or something? Where are we getting these adaptogens?
00:08:25.340 They're found mostly in like mushrooms, everything in the moon dusts. So there's like
00:08:33.180 brain dust and power dust and spirit dust and something called sex dust. 0.89
00:08:40.200 Yes. That's called cocaine. 0.60
00:08:45.140 Also, just like if your sex is dusty, that's not sex I want to be having. 0.99
00:08:52.100 I had the dustiest sex yesterday. 0.97
00:08:53.860 So all of these dusts are just made up of basically like ground up ingredients like
00:08:59.100 ashwagandha, hoshuwu, pearl has a bunch of adaptogens in it.
00:09:03.980 So the idea is that these adaptogens are naturally occurring.
00:09:07.180 So what Moon Juice has done is they've taken these exotic mushrooms or whatever,
00:09:11.200 and they've boiled them down only to the adaptogens.
00:09:14.000 And now you can get pure adaptogens in a pill or whatever.
00:09:17.700 That's right.
00:09:18.120 They're finding the most concentrated natural sources of adaptogens,
00:09:22.180 a thing that is like pretty ill-defined, right?
00:09:25.540 And there's also the big step of even if,
00:09:28.360 because we see this with vitamins quite often,
00:09:29.800 that even when we see the benefits of vitamins in broccoli
00:09:34.240 or whatever fruit or vegetable that you're eating,
00:09:36.480 oftentimes those benefits don't actually appear
00:09:38.940 once you take out the vitamin and put it in pill form.
00:09:42.720 So even if adaptogens are this like amazing,
00:09:45.480 great thing in mushrooms,
00:09:46.720 it doesn't necessarily mean that you will get the same effect
00:09:49.640 if you take them in a pill.
00:09:50.980 And just because it works in rats doesn't mean it works in people.
00:09:55.040 Yes.
00:09:55.580 Do you know what I mean?
00:09:56.300 Like there's just like a lot, a lot, a lot of layers of stuff we don't know yet.
00:09:59.800 Yeah.
00:10:00.020 I'm not going to say like, let's never try adaptogens or they shouldn't be sold or what
00:10:04.920 have you.
00:10:06.040 But I am going to say, hey, maybe cool it on your like big sweeping claims about what 0.91
00:10:10.900 adaptogens are capable of doing.
00:10:12.620 Yes. 0.85
00:10:13.060 And Moon Juice's founder, Amanda Chantal Bacon is her name, has very big, very sweeping
00:10:20.600 claims about what adaptogens can do. But basically, like, because this science is both
00:10:28.180 really underdeveloped and also really highly contested, if you like me are not a medical
00:10:35.280 researcher or a healthcare provider, adaptogens and sort of the whole moon juice thing becomes
00:10:41.200 kind of a screen that we can project our own worldviews onto, right? So if you don't tend to
00:10:47.960 buy into alternative medicine treatments, you are probably going to dislike moon juice and you're
00:10:52.680 probably going to relish disliking moon juice. This is me right now. Yes, I am raising my hand.
00:10:57.440 It is me often. If you are down to try a lot of things, if you have tried, you know, colonics and
00:11:06.020 enemas and acupuncture and acupressure and cupping and Reiki and all of that kind of stuff,
00:11:10.940 then you're probably down for moon juice, right? The other thing that's important to know about
00:11:14.960 Moon Juice before we get into Amanda Chantal Bacon is that it has an incredibly high price
00:11:21.520 point. So one of their cosmic provisions, quote unquote, from their snack line is a bag of
00:11:28.680 activated cashews. In the Moon Juice cookbook, she tells you how to activate cashews. And here's
00:11:34.880 how you activate cashews. You take raw cashews and you soak them in salt and water.
00:11:39.320 Tired of these dead, unactivated cashews. Tired of these inert cashews, man.
00:11:43.260 bullshit ass so basically like they're sprouted cashews but she explains in the cookbook we don't 0.99
00:11:49.120 call them sprouted because you don't see a sprout coming out of them and i was just like whatever 0.99
00:11:53.080 yeah yeah so you can get a bag of activated cashews it's like a normal size they don't list
00:11:56.960 the number of ounces on the website but you know it looks like i don't know eight or 12 ounces of
00:12:02.240 cashews that bag of activated cashews will set you back 30 you can get a 30 day supply of their 0.99
00:12:10.100 super beauty supplement where you take two capsules a day that is sixty dollars oh fuck 1.00
00:12:16.820 and a year's supply of sex dust which by the way their owner amanda chantal bacon strongly 1.00
00:12:24.660 suggests taking sex dust before work what because she says that creative energy is linked to 0.99
00:12:31.260 libidinal energy oh if you're r kelly i feel like we're normal fucking people it's not 0.99
00:12:37.920 so a year's supply of sex dust would cost over fifteen hundred dollars 0.99
00:12:45.260 that's a used car yeah yeah yeah that's right that's right so most folks will know moon juice
00:12:53.500 not because of the brand itself or because of the products but because of its owner amanda 0.98
00:12:57.320 chantal bacon she is a young white woman she's in her mid-30s she's regularly photographed in 0.99
00:13:05.660 sort of gauzy white clothing and big floppy hats and turquoise like statement necklaces right 1.00
00:13:12.620 should i google image search her right now oh my god you totally should amanda you said 0.95
00:13:18.940 chantal bacon yeah oh wow okay wow she's extremely pretty like she's very conventionally pretty yeah 0.98
00:13:25.500 she's beautiful in a lot of the photos that are coming up she's wearing sort of these like 0.69
00:13:29.420 Daenerys Targaryen, white linen kind of flowing dresses. It's just like yard after yard of fabric.
00:13:37.720 Yeah.
00:13:38.080 Yeah. She's a conventionally attractive white woman. I can see why people find her messages 1.00
00:13:42.440 appealing.
00:13:43.160 Totally. She also gets asked a lot about her beauty regimen. And every time her response
00:13:48.300 is like, I don't really wear makeup. And like real beauty comes when your body is in its right
00:13:53.120 state, right? And when you're in tune with your body. So she's really able to sort of like bring
00:13:59.100 that back to moon juice foods and supplements and the whole thing right which always bothers me
00:14:04.460 because it's like someone who won the lottery giving you money advice the key is just to not
00:14:10.900 care and don't wear makeup and eat lots of fruits and vegetables it's like or the key is to be born
00:14:16.240 with genetics that make you not store body fat that make you not have acne that make you have
00:14:22.080 nice hair and nice skin i mean so much of this is totally out of her control totally it's both like
00:14:29.680 genetic advantage right plus having kind of astronomical amounts of disposable income 0.99
00:14:36.460 yeah so you mentioned in the google image search you said the first thing that came up was a food
00:14:41.940 diary yes and that is actually how i came to know of moon juice because of what was in the food
00:14:49.980 diary. So Elle magazine does this thing from time to time, where they say, like, tell us everything
00:14:54.520 you eat. Oh, we're like, they invite celebrities to lie about it, basically. Yeah, totally. So
00:15:00.280 Amanda Chantal Bacon wrote her own food diary. And I'm just gonna give you a couple of quotes
00:15:07.980 from it. I'm not gonna, we're not gonna lead up, we're just gonna do quotes. All right, do it.
00:15:12.180 At 8am, I had a warm morning chi drink on my way to the school drop off drunk in the car.
00:15:18.800 It contains more than 25 grams of plant protein thanks to vanilla mushroom protein and stone ground almond butter and also has the super endocrine brain immunity and libido boosting powers of brain dust, cordyceps, reishi, maca, and shilajit resin.
00:15:37.140 I throw Hoshu Wu and Pearl in as part of my beauty regime, and I chase it with three
00:15:43.440 Quinton shots for mineralization and two lipospheric vitamin B complex packets for energy. 0.99
00:15:50.900 You are fucking making this up, Aubrey. 0.99
00:15:52.860 This is not real. 1.00
00:15:54.400 All of these words are made up. 0.99
00:15:57.640 She's having like fucking, what was it, quadricep powder? 1.00
00:16:01.160 Cordyceps, how dare you? 1.00
00:16:02.140 Cordyceps.
00:16:02.760 Listen, don't pretend like you don't know about cordyceps.
00:16:06.040 I see you with your Quintan shots in the morning.
00:16:09.880 Jesus Christ.
00:16:11.900 Initially, I was picking out quotes and I just picked out every paragraph because everyone
00:16:16.460 is this level, right?
00:16:18.340 So here's her lunch.
00:16:19.660 For lunch, I had zucchini ribbons with basil, pine nuts, sun-cured olives, and lemon with
00:16:25.040 green tea on the side.
00:16:26.620 That's almost a normal meal.
00:16:27.960 Let's pause and appreciate.
00:16:29.680 I mean, it sounds good to me, honestly.
00:16:31.960 Yeah, Amanda, congratulations.
00:16:33.340 she says this is such an easy elegant and light meal i made this while on a phone meeting before
00:16:40.980 heading out for the rest of the work day i often alternate this with my other lunch staple a nori 0.98
00:16:46.440 roll with umeboshi paste avocado cultured sea vegetables and pea sprouts where the fuck is 0.97
00:16:52.700 she getting these ingredients i wouldn't even know where to begin getting like pea sprouts or 1.00
00:16:57.300 whatever. Yeah, I mean, like, so much of her food is like dependent on you take a day each week to
00:17:06.740 make your nut milks from scratch to do bubble but really to do all this stuff to ferment things to 0.93
00:17:13.980 do all of that. And I would say all of this does sound like tasty. It sounds tasty to me as a snack.
00:17:19.980 And it's really hard to me to imagine being like, my whole lunch was roasted seaweed, fermented plum paste, avocado, fresh seaweed, and pea sprouts.
00:17:34.280 I'm just like, that sounds great.
00:17:36.380 What is lunch?
00:17:37.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:38.140 When does the real lunch get here?
00:17:40.480 Yeah.
00:17:40.720 I'm totally down to eat these foods. 1.00
00:17:42.660 And come on, lady.
00:17:43.900 It's also interesting how this is wrapped up with sort of her work schedule, that she's mentioning with the breakfast that she's dropping off her kids, and she's mentioning with the lunch that, oh, I'm doing this on a meeting, and then I rush off to work.
00:17:57.220 The fantasy is that we can all eat like this and deal with all of our other obligations.
00:18:02.640 Like, oh, I just like whipped together a bunch of zucchini ribbons and a couple sprigs of basil, I tore them up.
00:18:07.780 And it's like, no, the amount of preparation that goes into these kinds of meals and this kind of eating, unless you're like a stay at home person or you have a live in chef or personal assistant who's doing all the shopping for you, it's not attainable for most people.
00:18:23.440 So like one of the things that happened is fallout from this on that note.
00:18:27.440 First of all, I should say this blew up on the Internet.
00:18:30.280 Oh, yeah.
00:18:30.720 You can imagine the heyday that people had.
00:18:34.020 There were like snarky pieces on like Jezebel and in the New Yorker and like everybody went to town. 1.00
00:18:39.760 I am all for just like heaping scorn on clueless rich people who do shit like this. 0.99
00:18:46.900 Like I think we always have to temper this with like sometimes it's like shot through with misogyny. 0.99
00:18:50.840 There's like there's other things that we need to be wary of and we don't want to go overboard. 0.98
00:18:54.580 But I also think that, like, clueless rich people are the most fucking infuriating thing, especially now. 0.94
00:19:01.240 And salty articles about them, I think, are completely fine. 0.96
00:19:05.300 Well, there were two headlines that were, like, outstanding. 0.67
00:19:07.680 One was Gia Tolentino's headline, which was, I've never heard of any of the things this white woman eats. 0.80
00:19:15.160 And the other one was from New York Magazine. 0.99
00:19:18.740 And it just said, this woman makes Gwyneth Paltrow look like Guy Fieri.
00:19:22.700 Right. So it's partly like folks are, you know, there's backlash to the like incredible, weird, wealthy name droppiness of it all.
00:19:31.940 And some of it is also this like incredibly curated life that people are like, that's not actually how people live.
00:19:37.580 There's also the thing that usually these clueless celebrity look at my life type articles, there's usually also a through line of sort of couching this as like sustainability or couching this as like, oh, look how good I am for the planet and all this other fake virtue about eating like this and living like this.
00:19:58.320 I mean, oftentimes it comes with this implicit or explicit social message about how if everybody lived like this, wouldn't the world be better?
00:20:05.540 And it's like, no, all the data indicates that we cannot live like this.
00:20:10.000 And this is not remotely sustainable.
00:20:11.560 But you're telling yourself that you're a good person, even while you're like baking 1.00
00:20:15.940 the planet with this shit. 0.99
00:20:17.780 So there's like continual sort of refrain throughout the Moon Juice cookbook is that 1.00
00:20:22.640 you can heal your body and heal the planet.
00:20:25.260 Oh, God.
00:20:25.680 The other thing that I will say that was part of the backlash to this piece is that as all
00:20:29.840 of these news outlets started writing about it, a number of them started estimating the
00:20:34.560 cost of these groceries. Nice. One website sort of came up with the low end cost. And that was
00:20:41.140 about $700 a week. That's the low end. The high end estimate that I found was about $1,200 a week.
00:20:48.940 Jesus Christ. So this is a diet that is straight up for wealthy people.
00:20:53.060 There's also a thing I feel like we should also mention, I really have no problem with rich people 1.00
00:20:57.880 eating rich people shit and doing rich people shit. If you've made a ton of money, and this 0.99
00:21:02.700 is what you want to spend your money on i like morally speaking i don't particularly care i think
00:21:08.000 what is offensive to me anyway is sort of the influencer-ness of this in the literal sense
00:21:13.820 they are trying to influence people to live this way and they are implying both that everybody can
00:21:19.580 live this way and that everybody should live this way right i mean i think that's part of what's
00:21:23.620 really interesting to me about moon juice is that it is this sort of encapsulation of like a lot of
00:21:29.140 the most sort of insidious parts of wellness culture, right? That's like, it's natural,
00:21:35.060 so it's better. You are doing this incredibly self focused and self centered thing that also
00:21:42.780 gets painted as somehow altruistic or somehow benefiting other people, right? Yeah, it lets
00:21:48.420 you be a consumer, right? You're buying things, which is like, fun and feels good. Like I like
00:21:54.360 to buy things, and makes you feel like that is somehow for your health and for the benefit of
00:21:59.680 others, right? Like, it's just sort of collapsing all of these opposing concepts, or at least
00:22:05.180 concepts where there are tension between the two, it's collapsing them all into the same bucket. 0.95
00:22:10.720 And that bucket is full of brain dust.
00:22:15.060 A lot of this is self improvement, but it's couching the self improvement as no, no, I'm 0.97
00:22:21.140 doing what everybody should be doing so amanda chantal bacon becomes sort of this lightning rod
00:22:25.720 right some through her own doing and some through just being at the right place at the right time 1.00
00:22:30.600 um to sort of capture a bunch of backlash yeah to this sort of like wealthy wellness stuff that's
00:22:35.920 been on the rise for a while to the influencer stuff that's been on the rise for a while
00:22:39.460 and she's particularly invested in and moon juice is particularly invested in this clientele of 1.00
00:22:46.840 predominantly wealthy and predominantly white women who become fixated on their own sort of 1.00
00:22:52.500 wellness, right? And they're all sort of united by like, they've got the space to wonder what's
00:22:57.480 wrong with them. And because they have the resources to try a bunch of stuff to fix
00:23:02.380 these sort of ill-defined kind of mystery problems, right? It's really hard to talk
00:23:07.520 about Moon Juice without talking about the history of sort of women's wellness.
00:23:11.480 I would say some early examples that I would reach back to are in the 1800s, 0.72
00:23:15.940 we start to see this kind of wellness stuff get really medicalized, right? And particularly
00:23:21.240 focused on women. There are a couple of diagnoses in the 1800s that become very popular. One is
00:23:27.500 neurasthenia and the other is hysteria. Which is basically just like women be crazy, right? I mean, 1.00
00:23:33.580 there's not much else to it, as my understanding. Totally. So there were symptoms from hysteria.
00:23:39.840 Those symptoms included unusual behavior, failure to marry, and what they described
00:23:46.600 as having a wandering uterus.
00:23:50.120 Oh, buddy. 0.95
00:23:51.700 That's like how octopuses eat. 1.00
00:23:54.840 With a wandering uterus. 1.00
00:23:56.300 Yeah.
00:23:56.960 So the idea was that your uterus essentially becomes detached from your vulva.
00:24:01.600 So totally biological concepts that aren't socially determined at all.
00:24:04.940 Neuristhenia is sort of a twin diagnosis to hysteria.
00:24:08.940 It was this purported sort of nervous system condition in which people had depleted energy and that depleted energy or sort of weak nerves is the other way that neurasthenia gets described is seen as a natural consequence of modern civilization.
00:24:26.460 Oh, which feels very wellnessy now.
00:24:29.260 right yeah and very similar to what we saw in our other episodes about this idea that we're this
00:24:35.380 sort of like fallen species who has been degraded from our pure hunter-gatherer selves i mean this
00:24:42.020 is these are anxieties that seem to cross country and time barriers absolutely i would say symptoms
00:24:48.980 on this one are a little cloudier you know like when scientologists will recruit people and they'll
00:24:54.300 be like do you ever feel sad yeah yeah that's what these symptoms are like to me so it's
00:24:58.780 Symptoms are fatigue, anxiety, headache, depression, heart palpitations, right?
00:25:04.680 Then it's just sort of like, do you ever feel bad?
00:25:07.260 Yeah, it's adulthood.
00:25:08.140 That is adulthood. 0.99
00:25:09.040 It's just being tired and having a fucking headache. 0.98
00:25:11.420 So this was diagnosed disproportionately in veterans, actually. 0.98
00:25:16.340 Essentially, it seems like what we would now call PTSD was then being called neurasthenia.
00:25:22.420 It's diagnosed much more in Americans, so much so that it has the nickname of being
00:25:26.540 Americanitis.
00:25:27.380 and it's overwhelmingly diagnosed in women. So Virginia Woolf writes about her neurasthenia
00:25:35.400 experience and being prescribed a quote unquote rest cure, which is just like you have to be away
00:25:40.580 from the world. I think it's also worth noting that in the 1800s, right, because of sort of the
00:25:45.160 way that white women were situated in the world, that almost all of these diagnoses came at the
00:25:50.140 behest of men. So it would be, again, like husbands or fathers complaining about their 0.59
00:25:55.560 wives' behaviors and deciding to call a doctor who would go, yep, you got it. Her uterus is 1.00
00:26:00.320 detached. And this is also a time when men's bodies are being studied as the default and 0.66
00:26:08.440 women's bodies are not being studied at all. We're just seen as sort of like defective versions
00:26:13.600 of men's bodies. So it's really, really steeped in these kinds of social values.
00:26:17.880 But it is interesting how a lot of the kinds of vague symptoms that they were identifying back
00:26:23.820 then are still being diagnosed today. So much of the stuff about like cleanses and toxins and
00:26:29.700 purity. I mean, it sounds like it's like word for word, the same stuff as we were doing back then.
00:26:34.260 Absolutely. Like it maps on really, really cleanly. I would say inflammation also goes in that
00:26:39.600 bucket, right? Of sort of stuff that's like, why don't I feel good? And the answer is here's a
00:26:45.360 bunch of stuff that might be why I don't feel good. And also you might just not feel good
00:26:50.100 because sometimes life doesn't feel good yeah you know because we all have off days and also 1.00
00:26:54.360 sometimes things are just wrong and bad right but it sort of keeps these like wealthier white women 0.99
00:26:59.840 in this loop of trying to solve the mystery that they haven't even sort of defined what happened 0.98
00:27:05.640 right and the way that you solve the mystery is by buying a bunch of stuff yeah and it's always
00:27:09.940 one thing right it's always like oh oh it's it's gonna be adaptogens once i take the adaptogens
00:27:14.380 i don't have to change anything else everything else is gonna be fine yeah yeah that's right so
00:27:19.140 So like all of this is happening, hysteria, neurasthenia, all this kind of stuff is happening.
00:27:23.680 Shortly thereafter, we start to see this boon of better living products, which are what we would
00:27:29.100 now call wellness, right? That's when Coca-Cola is founded as ostensibly a health beverage.
00:27:36.220 Really?
00:27:36.860 Do you not know this about Coca-Cola?
00:27:38.180 No, I mean, I know that it like used to have cocaine in it, but I didn't know that it was
00:27:42.540 like a tonic at first.
00:27:44.120 Well, that was the tonic was the cocaine. 0.99
00:27:46.120 I'll fucking bet it was. 0.99
00:27:47.500 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:47.940 Sex dust. 0.94
00:27:48.780 It's also around the same time that Kellogg's is founded, Kellogg's Corn Flakes, which were invented by John Harvey Kellogg, who was a doctor who ran a sanitarium. 0.67
00:28:00.720 The sanitarium was a sort of, it sounds a little spa-like.
00:28:05.240 And he came up with this recipe for toasted cornflakes, and his brother bought the rights and started Kellogg's Cereal, and it was marketed as a health food, right?
00:28:12.460 Some of these products were also specifically marketed to women, including one that was advertised in a 1902 Sears and Roebuck catalog.
00:28:25.380 Here is the text of that ad. 1.00
00:28:27.920 Ladies, you can be beautiful. 1.00
00:28:30.200 No matter who you are, what your disfigurements may be, you can make yourself as handsome as any lady in the land by the use of our French arsenic wafers. 1.00
00:28:42.460 Yeah. Arsenic is the only thing standing between you and true beauty. That's awesome. 0.99
00:28:48.840 Totally. So they say it will take care of your freckles. It'll take care of like any skin
00:28:53.440 breakouts or redness or jaundice or rough skin. They say it will sort of like make you more
00:29:01.480 beautiful than anyone. Just eat arsenic. Small doses of poison. Yeah. So as you've noted,
00:29:07.880 Like there's a lot of this, like we sort of hear echoes of this today, right?
00:29:12.640 And, you know, as close as we get in the moon juice world and in contemporary wellness,
00:29:17.440 in terms of a definition of being well, is just like, is your whole life going the way
00:29:22.380 you want it to?
00:29:23.620 Right.
00:29:23.820 Are you happy every day? 0.88
00:29:25.080 Are you having great sex every day?
00:29:27.220 Are you alert every time you're awake? 0.54
00:29:29.820 God, is anybody?
00:29:31.960 Right.
00:29:32.480 But again, like this is just being a person in the world.
00:29:36.460 Yeah, it's I mean, yeah, it's so hard to talk about this without sounding judgy, right? Because people do struggle with fatigue, people do struggle with sleep, general, you know, aches and pains, people get lower back pain as they get older, their knees hurt. You know, there's just a lot of hurt going around. And like, you don't want to in any way invalidate that or act to people like, oh, just you complaining, which it objectively isn't like people are hurting mentally and physically.
00:30:00.700 But also what is gross about stuff like Moon Juice is that then you get these fucking vampires coming in and using those real problems as an opportunity to sell you bullshit that does not help you and enriches them. 0.99
00:30:15.900 Right. And as any person who is disabled or who has a chronic illness will tell you, you will hear about this shit, like this moon juice style nonsense all the time as a prescriptive thing. Right. Right. So people who are disabled will get like a, hey, you just need to try this mushroom powder or you just need to eat more vegetables or you just need to exercise more or you just need to blah, blah, blah. Right. 0.99
00:30:41.700 So it also sort of like not only does it not help people with disabilities and chronic illnesses, it also sort of feeds into this weird concern trolling, abled people saying I know better than you disabled person kind of vibe that's really creepy.
00:30:57.700 creepy. Yeah, it reinforces this idea that, you know, if you have a real illness, like it must
00:31:03.880 be because you're not eating enough probiotics, or there's something you're doing wrong,
00:31:10.660 as opposed to just trying to connect with that person and trying to find out what their experience
00:31:16.180 is like. It's like you're constantly looking for a reason that they've done it to themselves.
00:31:20.440 Totally. Like if you have chronic fatigue syndrome, which is a real thing that people
00:31:23.340 have thought is fake for decades. It's like, oh, no, no, no, it must be a food allergy. It
00:31:27.540 It must be because you did this wrong.
00:31:28.740 It must be because you're not getting enough fresh air.
00:31:30.940 The explanations change over the decades, but there's always some reason why you don't
00:31:34.860 have a real ailment.
00:31:36.460 It's really gross, right?
00:31:37.900 It's just really gross from every angle.
00:31:41.000 I mean, to bring us back to Moon Juice land in particular, Moon Juice is kind of almost
00:31:47.320 synonymous with Amanda Chantal Bacon, right? 0.82
00:31:50.180 She's the face of the brand.
00:31:51.680 She's the only Moon Juice employee who's really quoted anywhere.
00:31:55.180 That said, it's really difficult to dig in on her because the only things we know about Amanda Chantal Bacon are what she has told us, which is not much.
00:32:06.200 There is not a Wikipedia page for her or for Moon Juice, which is super strange.
00:32:11.820 All we have are sort of these kind of tales that she tells about her own wellness or lack of wellness.
00:32:18.600 I should say, like, in fairness, all anybody knows about me is what I've told them.
00:32:22.880 I mean, this is, yeah, being a public, semi-public figure. Yeah.
00:32:27.040 Yes. So there are a couple of sort of stories that she tells about her own wellness or lack
00:32:33.240 thereof that are sort of really important to the mythology of moon shoes. So she grew up in New
00:32:39.080 York City, and she had this bronchial issue as a small child. She's like four or five when this
00:32:46.360 is happening. She's coughing at night. She can't figure out what it is. Western doctors, she says,
00:32:51.180 repeatedly or sort of no help. And, you know, sometimes they say she will outgrow it or
00:32:56.700 whatever, right? So she's just like living with this kind of miserable condition until she and
00:33:03.360 her parents are grocery shopping in a health food store when a stranger hears her hacking cough
00:33:11.720 and comes over and says that she should stick out her tongue. He takes her pulse. He asks her a
00:33:18.860 couple of questions. And it turns out that he is an Ayurvedic medicine practitioner from India.
00:33:25.820 Oh, I thought he was going to turn out to be L. Ron Hubbard. Okay. That'd be great.
00:33:29.760 So she says within just a few minutes that he makes this diagnosis and tells her everything
00:33:36.440 she needs to do, which includes avoiding wheat, dairy and sugar. But she also says that within
00:33:44.780 a week of doing it that all of her symptoms are gone. So here's a quote from her about sort of
00:33:51.140 the effects of eating this way. As I grew, my immune system also became stronger. So I was
00:33:56.700 able to have moments of flexibility. Even then, I always felt it the next day. And I was susceptible
00:34:02.660 to bronchitis, chronic sinusitis and terrible allergies. As I moved into my teens, I began to
00:34:09.000 receive warnings from Western medical practitioners, which became diagnoses of exhaustion,
00:34:14.780 hormonal imbalance, and emotional distress ranging from ADD, autoimmune disorders, depression,
00:34:21.080 prediabetes, and a whole range of other maladies. All of these diagnoses came with the message that
00:34:26.680 it was a lifelong sentence that could only be addressed with synthetic drugs, and that failing
00:34:31.500 to take those drugs would ultimately be life-threatening. Oh, God. I really love how much
00:34:35.940 you hate this. Oh, my God. It's just such a, like, human story. And it's so, it could be such a,
00:34:41.880 like inspiring and nice story of somebody who found happiness in this unconventional way but
00:34:47.500 instead of using it as a platform to show curiosity about what's going on with other people
00:34:52.100 she uses it as a platform to be like well everybody else's body must be just like mine
00:34:56.460 totally uh i just we hear this so often it's like these nice inspirational stories 0.92
00:35:00.680 that just become gross marketing bullshit so she's doing all of this later on she also goes
00:35:07.700 on a juice cleanse to to cure her own sugar addiction of course juice cleanses are involved 0.98
00:35:13.880 in this here's another quote from sort of the effects of going on this juice cleanse
00:35:17.680 the changes weren't all physical i noticed that the inclusion of green juices and live plant foods
00:35:23.440 in my diet incited a personality shift okay thought patterns and roles i had assumed were
00:35:28.780 part of my quote-unquote personality dissolved these apparently deep-seated traits of mine
00:35:34.480 were disappearing just as my cough had vanished in the absence of sugar, wheat, and dairy.
00:35:39.800 The foods I was choosing were changing the nature of the thoughts that were creating my reality.
00:35:45.600 Oh, no. She's like a kid who studied abroad. And then they come home, and they're like,
00:35:52.500 actually, in Belgium, the way that they do things is...
00:35:56.220 Michael, she did this juice cleanse in Italy. 0.87
00:35:59.820 Of course. 0.97
00:36:00.440 damn i'm good this is happening during a chapter of her life when she is 0.99
00:36:06.960 spending her teens and 20s traveling the world it hurts me so much because i fucking was that 0.99
00:36:12.080 kid i studied abroad when i was 19 and i was so insufferable when i got back i didn't study 0.95
00:36:17.140 abroad but i had the air of someone i had the undue certainty of someone who did
00:36:23.600 here's part two she says i began to react to life triggers differently the live plant foods
00:36:31.100 and medicinal herbs i fed myself gave me a new sensitivity and access to a subtle yet powerful
00:36:36.900 energy force oh whatever this is what ultimately led to the birth of moon juice as i became aware
00:36:42.060 that there could be nothing better for me to do with my days than share this new wealth with
00:36:47.080 others oh no but then if your goal on this planet is to share your knowledge and your wellness with
00:36:56.440 other people why do you charge so fucking much for it this is almost exactly what a reporter
00:37:01.160 with marketplace asks her at one point she does an interview and she's like look the point of this 0.83
00:37:06.120 isn't so that i can retire in kawaii and make a bunch of money the point of this is to bring it
00:37:10.380 to the people and the reporter says right but the juice that i just had was 14 do you think that's
00:37:15.960 bringing it to the people like it's like very point like it's the only interview that i've
00:37:20.740 heard with amanda chantal bacon that is kind of holds her feet to the fire a little bit and it's
00:37:26.380 so gentle do you know what i mean yeah but like the idea underlying this sort of like my whole
00:37:32.360 emotional world shifted and stuff it feels very much like the secret to me oh totally yeah right
00:37:38.900 That like any flaws in your personality, any relationship struggles you have, any trauma
00:37:45.100 you might have, right, are all a result of like something is wrong in your body.
00:37:49.840 And everything can be fixed by diet, too.
00:37:52.160 That it's like this one relatively superficial change about my lifestyle will solve all of
00:37:56.900 these completely unrelated problems.
00:37:59.100 Right.
00:37:59.320 It's similar to the sort of like anti-psychiatry thread of Scientology, right?
00:38:04.180 Yeah.
00:38:04.320 Which is not only is there like one way to fix this, but also you should sort of mistrust
00:38:10.260 people who are telling you there are other solutions, right?
00:38:13.320 Right.
00:38:13.600 So I kind of want to dig into the Moon Juice cookbook.
00:38:16.440 Oh, okay.
00:38:17.100 I got this from the library.
00:38:18.680 I read the whole thing.
00:38:19.740 I thought it was just going to be a bunch of wacky recipes and there's plenty of that.
00:38:23.560 But it also sort of lays out the Moon Juice way of life. 0.71
00:38:27.780 Oh, it's like the 10 Moon Juice commandments.
00:38:29.700 Totally.
00:38:30.160 And there are actually like 10 things that you're supposed to do, right?
00:38:33.200 Like there's like, go organic and eat adaptogens and blah, blah, blah, all of that kind of stuff.
00:38:38.700 But the things that really stood out to me about the Moon Juice Cookbook were a few things.
00:38:44.100 One, the number of contradictions and tensions here that she just sort of never really resolves, right?
00:38:51.520 She says like, this isn't about restricting your diet.
00:38:54.340 It's about additions to your diet.
00:38:55.800 But also when you add those things to your diet, you shouldn't eat more than this amount of sugar.
00:39:01.160 she says this isn't about weight loss and that healthy is a different size and shape for everyone
00:39:08.120 but if you do this it will lead to weight loss this is like the new rhetoric around weight because
00:39:14.860 now that people are finally acknowledging the fact that fat phobia exists there's now this move
00:39:20.380 to be like we're not telling you to lose weight but you're gonna lose weight if you do this right
00:39:24.960 she also says like this is about health it's not about beauty i'm not telling you to look a certain
00:39:29.700 way but when you're healthy you will have this glow and you will you know what i mean like all
00:39:35.200 of this sort of stuff yeah she also says she because she doesn't believe in restriction
00:39:38.960 she's not vegan but she doesn't eat animal products i'm like i don't know okay then you're
00:39:44.940 filing it a different thing i'm not a christian but i just believe that jesus was killed on the
00:39:48.800 cross and was resurrected three days later but i'm not a christian she sort of seems to know
00:39:52.220 that her customers will bristle at that kind of prescriptive stuff but they will accept it if it's
00:39:57.940 a byproduct of a loftier enterprise, right? Right. And I think it's also worth noting, like,
00:40:03.580 this is the logic of weight loss, right? If you get your body right, your whole life will fall
00:40:10.640 into place. What she's selling here essentially is the idea that like, you know, like she's saying,
00:40:16.220 like, I stopped eating wheat, and I started doing juice cleanses, and my whole personality changed,
00:40:21.420 and I felt happy all the time. And I was, you know, I mean, like, all of these things sort
00:40:25.360 of change. And it is this idea, this sort of very tempting, magical thinking that if you can just
00:40:31.400 address this one thing that's kind of mechanical, that you don't actually have to do the messy work
00:40:37.600 of fixing your relationships. You don't have to worry about uncertainty or heartbreak or sickness
00:40:43.720 or any of the things that makes life uncomfortable or uncertain.
00:40:48.580 That is a very insightful way that you just put it, that the rhetoric has shifted from
00:40:52.460 you need to lose weight to you need to eat a more pure diet and as a side effect by the way you will
00:40:59.620 also lose weight right but you're couching it as this loftier goal like oh i'm becoming a better
00:41:04.820 person oh and by the way i'm finally gonna have abs totally but it's not superficial and if you
00:41:10.420 think it's superficial then that's actually your stuff yeah oh my god yeah part of what i sort of
00:41:16.020 sat with while reading the moon juice cookbook and like working overtime to set aside my skepticism
00:41:22.000 to just be like, I really do want to sort of consume this on its own terms,
00:41:26.380 was that it really, it doesn't seem ill-intended.
00:41:30.120 Oh, yeah. 0.88
00:41:30.520 This just feels like a very insulated, very wealthy white woman who does not imagine, 0.99
00:41:36.340 you know, I think she thinks this is like only a net gain to the world 0.84
00:41:40.080 and doesn't really think about like, who could this hurt?
00:41:43.420 Okay, you know, she doesn't think about all that stuff.
00:41:46.000 And I also don't think she's like necessarily cynically profiteering off of it.
00:41:49.300 I think she's just wealthy and has always had money. It doesn't occur to her that a $14 juice
00:41:56.080 is like not an option. I also think that as adults, we should all be cognizant enough of
00:42:03.680 history to know that some of the worst things that have ever been done have been done with
00:42:08.300 genuine good intentions. Yeah, the road to hell. Exactly. I mean, there's oftentimes,
00:42:13.020 especially in the media, how we sort of give people like Gwyneth Paltrow a pass,
00:42:17.560 because it is very obvious that like they believe what they are saying they think that they are
00:42:22.340 helping the world they are doing this out of genuine like philanthropic instincts but oftentimes
00:42:29.740 regardless of the intention the effect of their advice can be really pernicious and at a certain
00:42:36.060 point if you are one of the people in an industry where you are giving this advice and it is having
00:42:40.620 documented pernicious negative effects over and over and over again at a certain point it is
00:42:46.760 negligent to not change what you are doing. Totally. I would say there has not necessarily
00:42:52.420 been a lot of documented pernicious effect with Moon Juice. That's true. I mean, it's not it's
00:42:56.500 not like Fen Fen. It's not people are not overdosing on it, I guess. Totally. It feels
00:43:00.100 kind of like the wellness version of the college admissions scandal. Oh, right. Where you're like,
00:43:04.340 oh, it's just like rich people doing rich people things. Right. And it's sort of all happening in
00:43:09.360 that closed world. Yeah. Right. And the rest of us can see into it. But we can't. I'm not like
00:43:15.840 affected by i'm not negatively affected by anyone else taking moon juice or believing in it or
00:43:21.180 whatever right on some level me and you can just not buy moon juice and continue to live our lives
00:43:25.980 and it's fine that's right i will say i do think it feeds rhetoric that's unhelpful right yeah and
00:43:31.400 is sort of feeding into a culture like a sea change culturally that i find unhelpful yeah but
00:43:36.520 i don't i don't think like i don't think amanda chantal bacon at least i haven't come across
00:43:41.000 anything that's like i was personally harmed by moon juice i don't want to like put her in the
00:43:45.340 gulag like i have no totally same thing she's not sauron so this is actually another thing about the
00:43:51.300 moon juice cookbook that i find really interesting she talks about like i'm not a doctor but i have
00:43:56.220 studied under all of these herbalists and alternative medicine practitioners and all
00:44:02.300 this sort of stuff and i want to bring the lessons that i've learned to you she doesn't cite the
00:44:07.120 sources right there's no there's no footnotes in the moon juice cookbook there's no citations
00:44:12.820 That's because they're all like QAnon Facebook groups.
00:44:16.640 But like in addition to not citing her sources and not saying, hey, this came from this study at this point, she also sort of flows pretty freely back and forth between her own experience and her own worldview and these findings that she sort of says exist.
00:44:34.060 And she doesn't really announce when she's changing.
00:44:36.460 Oh, right.
00:44:36.940 As a reader, it becomes really difficult to pull apart. What is a widely accepted scientific claim? What is a disputed scientific claim? What is her own worldview? What is my wishful thinking as a reader that I want to believe? Right? Like, it's really hard to pinpoint what is coming from where she talks a lot about purging fat soluble toxins, but doesn't say what those toxins are.
00:45:03.780 Oh, no, toxins. That's like such a red flag for me because it's such a poorly defined term.
00:45:08.600 Well, also every health care provider I know, including alternative medicine providers, are all like, that's why you have a liver.
00:45:15.580 So did you make any of the recipes in the book?
00:45:18.100 I did not. I thought about there are some that look actually like really good to me.
00:45:22.220 She has a recipe for cherry and black pepper jam.
00:45:25.740 Oh, that actually sounds really good.
00:45:27.040 Doesn't that sound so good?
00:45:28.860 She says it's like a low glycemic. 0.95
00:45:31.840 oh shut up amanda it's just a good jam god 0.53
00:45:36.380 well also like as someone so like one of my best friends is a type 1 diabetic 0.98
00:45:42.060 she's like what's in it and i was like oh she puts in like agave or maple syrup or whatever
00:45:46.980 and my friend lisa is like cool so i can't have that because that's still just sugar yeah it's 0.89
00:45:52.520 fucking sugar i mean it's fine to eat sweets like it's not white sugar so i think there's 0.95
00:45:57.480 some belief that because white sugar is more processed right that it is less natural and 0.99
00:46:03.200 therefore worse which is not true by the way we will do an entire episode on this eventually
00:46:07.160 it's just not true it's just not right like your body receives honey and maple syrup and agave and
00:46:13.600 all of that stuff as sugar if you look at the labels of all of those things they just are 0.95
00:46:17.100 sugar yeah it's fine to eat something that's bad for you sometimes like brownies are fucking good 0.98
00:46:22.060 eat a brownie it's fine totally there's sort of this presumption that there is um knowledge that 0.99
00:46:27.320 we are not tapping into yeah from other cultures which is also like totally true yes sure and also
00:46:34.220 it feels equally unhelpful to be like none of our stuff is the answer yeah exactly and all of this
00:46:41.480 other stuff is the answer and to exoticize foreign cultures of like they have like hidden secrets that
00:46:47.760 we don't have access to when actually we need to have processes to evaluate the truth of health
00:46:55.440 claims. Like whether it's coming from like Confucian medicine, or like a straight up lab
00:47:01.660 in New Jersey, we need to have the same processes to determine, okay, we're going to test this
00:47:06.680 concept. And then we're going to decide if it's beneficial or not.
00:47:09.960 That's right. But on top of that, there's also like really weird race dynamics happening here.
00:47:15.120 She is borrowing ingredients from centuries old traditions of Ayurveda of herbalism of
00:47:24.160 traditional Chinese medicine, and that it is talked about in such broad terms, right? She talks about
00:47:29.480 Ayurveda only in the terms of being like, this is an herb that's used in Ayurveda, or this is an
00:47:34.280 ingredient that's used in Chinese medicine. That's about it, right? Yeah, I talked to one Chinese
00:47:40.240 medicine practitioner for this piece who described it as being sort of the trappings of Chinese
00:47:45.560 medicine without any of the logic or treatment of it. A big part of Chinese medicine is there is a
00:47:51.460 whole paradigm about how energy flows through your body, all of these sort of gears that get
00:47:57.660 turned, right? And she's just sort of pulling out one of those gears, right? And going, this is the
00:48:03.600 thing, you got to eat this one thing, right? Similarly, Ayurveda has deep roots in Hinduism,
00:48:10.420 and diet is one small part of it. But the way that Amanda Chantal Bacon is presenting it,
00:48:17.080 She's presenting it as her thing as a white woman.
00:48:19.980 She sort of talks about her teachers, right, in broad terms, but she never names those
00:48:25.400 people.
00:48:25.700 She's not lifting up those people. 1.00
00:48:27.740 She's just personally profiting as a white woman from sort of cherry picking parts of 1.00
00:48:33.980 Eastern medicine to sell at really high prices, right? 0.74
00:48:38.780 Like in very concrete terms, that is what's happening.
00:48:41.680 Right.
00:48:41.760 You're just juicing carrots.
00:48:43.220 It's fine.
00:48:44.120 she's using it as like a marketing thing i mean i think so much of this sort of
00:48:50.440 la white people influencer thing drawing upon these other medical traditions so much of it
00:48:56.840 feels like a shield to me you're like oh eat bee pollen it's really good for you and someone says 0.76
00:49:01.280 well there's really no studies to back that up at all and you're like it's chinese right that's
00:49:06.000 not really a defense of anything and it's not clear that it is chinese and you're taking that
00:49:10.320 out of context, like, it just feels like a way of deflecting criticism of being like,
00:49:15.820 oh, it's from Eastern, quote, unquote, Eastern medicine, which like which which century are we
00:49:20.300 talking about? Which country are we talking about? You know, it's never quite specific.
00:49:23.960 If we're being honest, the people who are part of that conversation about like, is this or is
00:49:27.500 this not legit or overwhelmingly white people? So it becomes a way for one white person to invoke
00:49:32.120 race and freak out the other white person. Yeah, yeah. Part of that conversation is absolutely no
00:49:37.400 one knows what they're talking about. Yes. And it also erases contemporary Chinese medicine,
00:49:42.140 right? Yeah. It's sort of, again, like taking ownership away from the communities that are
00:49:46.800 still practicing this and talking about it as some sort of like magical historical thing.
00:49:51.520 I think any theory that depends on this idea that one society at a particular time in a particular
00:49:58.660 place had it figured out, I just think that as a meta analysis of world history is just never going
00:50:05.460 to be correct because at any time in history in any societal anything there's going to be pros
00:50:12.060 and cons like ancient chinese anything those societies had problems just like our society
00:50:18.320 has problems there's no such thing as like a good society in some unremembered past like that
00:50:24.500 doesn't exist just to be really clear like none of this is actually about chinese medicine none
00:50:31.200 this is actually about ayurveda good point all of this is about right like none of this none of this
00:50:36.520 like there is no primer in the moon juice cookbook on ayurveda and what it does and how it works right
00:50:42.840 there is no primer on chinese medicine and chi and how energy flows through the body and all of
00:50:49.400 that kind of stuff really but none of that is covered she essentially is just sort of paying
00:50:53.940 lip service to it and you're right like using it as a marketing tool right this is all very much
00:50:59.300 shaped by the sort of white gaze. This is a cookbook that is produced by a wealthy white 0.70
00:51:05.440 person for other wealthy white people, right, who are not going to, like I say, who are not going to
00:51:11.360 go to an herbalist in an immigrant community, but they will buy the same products when they are
00:51:17.960 repackaged in sort of minimalist jars sold to them by like a young conventionally beautiful white
00:51:24.040 woman in a storefront in venice beach yeah so she has a recipe for something called a yam julius
00:51:31.500 yam julius is that like a a sweet potato juice she says this is an orange julius but made with yam
00:51:38.540 where you are juicing raw yams okay and adding ground cinnamon and some other things and she's
00:51:45.740 like it tastes just like an orange julius but it's made with yam juice sure she says she loves
00:51:50.260 lemonade but it's too sugary so instead she makes beet aid beets are also really sugary most of the
00:51:55.900 sugar that we get is actually processed from beets not from sugarcane she also has a recipe for
00:51:59.680 something i already don't want to i put it in because i was like this is hilarious and now
00:52:04.460 i'm like i don't want to say it it's called hot sex milk 0.98
00:52:07.640 ew what the fuck is in it we went from sex dust to hot sex milk and i like don't want either one 0.99
00:52:16.840 yeah so what is in hot sex milk is pumpkin seed milk maca powder hoshu wu coconut oil 0.99
00:52:25.080 cacao powder shisandra berries cayenne and bee pollen i mean sure i don't know i feel like some
00:52:34.700 of this stuff is just if something is kind of unpleasant then it must be good for you
00:52:40.000 totally totally i will say she also includes sort of the mission of moon juice oh oh love missions
00:52:47.040 i fucking love rich lady products with missions just everything about this quote this is maybe
00:52:52.260 my favorite moon juice quote oh tell me people always ask if i knew moon juice would be so 0.98
00:52:56.660 successful and to be honest i did there's a cosmic calling and a powerful movement here to push us
00:53:04.800 forward as a race. A big part of the movement is caring for our bodies as well as for the health
00:53:11.180 of our planet. Anytime we make a move towards supporting or joining that mission, we tune into
00:53:18.200 the flow of otherworldly success and abundance. That's what Moon Juice really is. Not just a
00:53:24.240 product or a place, but rather a healing force, an etheric potion, and a cosmic beacon for the
00:53:32.100 evolutionary movement of seeking beauty happiness and longevity she got one of those sets of
00:53:37.480 refrigerator magnets with words on them and just like put them in an order of just like transcendent
00:53:44.220 harmony planet she got two sheets that just say cosmic yeah i mean she genuinely seems to be
00:53:50.380 pretty okay with people having fun at her expense okay she's sort of like uh i see that as an entry
00:53:55.760 point oh god she's gonna listen to this and like tweet it out with like a winky face isn't she i
00:53:59.920 don't know what's going to happen. There's actually a great quote from another New York
00:54:04.400 Times piece called How Amanda Chantal Bacon Perfected the Celebrity Wellness Business,
00:54:10.060 which is like, oh, good job. The quote from that piece is this. What goop and acolytes like Moon
00:54:15.060 Juice sell is the notion that it's not only excusable, but worthy for a person to spend
00:54:20.120 hours a day focused on her tiniest mood shifts, food choices, beauty rituals, exercise habits,
00:54:27.560 bathing routines and sleep schedule what they sell is self-absorption as the ultimate luxury 0.73
00:54:34.220 product oh that's good the other thing that i would say about sort of proof positive that moon
00:54:40.600 juice has a very very wealthy client base is that they actually say that many of their products
00:54:48.060 especially their sleep related products their sales have increased up to 70 percent during the
00:54:54.600 covid pandemic i mean that's uh that's just because everyone in america is suffering from 0.94
00:55:00.300 fucking clinical anxiety right now and none of us can fucking sleep i haven't slept since march man 0.97
00:55:05.260 nobody's sleeping totally nobody's sleeping but also who has 70 to drop on a magnesium supplement 0.99
00:55:14.220 or whatever that says that it will help you sleep magnesium really theirs is actually called
00:55:20.100 magnesium that's actually pretty good though i know i know you know the marketing is very good
00:55:26.780 i'll fucking bet it is and that's i i think the more that i sort of dug in on moon juice the more
00:55:31.020 i was like oh it is marketing oh yeah i mean most of our buying decisions like the bottle of wine 0.96
00:55:36.900 that you buy at the store is based on like the font and the graphic design on the label like
00:55:41.580 none of us know enough about most of the products we buy to make any kind of informed judgment beyond
00:55:48.720 this label looks attractive to me. She really knows what she can sell and how she can sell
00:55:53.080 it. And she really knows that ultimately she is sort of the product. Yeah. Anyway,
00:55:57.640 that's Moon Juice. That's Moon Juice. Now I know what it is. Now I wish I could go back and not
00:56:02.360 know that anymore. And you, like me, can get drunk at parties and yell at people about Moon Juice.
00:56:07.520 If I ever go to a party again, yes, that is what I will do. Yes, totally. Don't go to parties right
00:56:12.300 now, but sometime in the mystical future. I also think we somehow skipped over the fact
00:56:19.100 that her entire origin story is based on her coughing in a store and a random man coming
00:56:26.400 up to her and diagnosing her with an illness. I still think the central advice to come out of
00:56:33.580 this episode is don't do that. A, don't go up to small children in stores and diagnose them with
00:56:38.960 anything. And B, probably don't accept the diagnosis of random men who hear you coughing
00:56:44.860 and come up to you and take your pulse. Right. It's like a it's a medical meet cute. Yeah.
00:56:51.540 It's just the whole thing is just odd. And I really I sort of struggle with a lot of elements
00:56:57.580 of this, right? Where I'm like, yes, of course, do your thing. Yeah. Go forth. God bless. Again,
00:57:02.740 I'm not personally harmed by other people using brain dust.
00:57:07.840 And at the same time, this really is like feeding into weird race dynamics that happen
00:57:13.380 in the wellness community.
00:57:14.560 It really is an encapsulation of the sort of strange attitude toward disability in wellness
00:57:20.600 spaces.
00:57:21.720 It really plays into classism.
00:57:24.200 It's just a really fascinating little encapsulation of all that stuff, I think.
00:57:28.200 Yes, it's dark and weird and problematic. 0.97
00:57:30.240 But if you like your sex milk, you can keep it. 0.97
00:57:33.840 This has been Maintenance Phase. 0.96