00:13:02.860It sounds like he was like, neither one of them was very good at being a drug kingpin.
00:13:07.620Ellis rented a house that the owners were trying to put on the market.
00:13:12.120So they kept getting things set up to cook meth.
00:13:15.900and then they'd get a notice from the landlord that like hey some buyers are coming by and
00:13:20.200they're like you have to put a blanket over the meth lab they have to like dismantle it and put
00:13:26.500it all away that's like the sitcom version of breaking bad like we gotta hide the meth lab
00:13:31.320again it's just heisenberg shrugging and looking into the camera like dude that's so funny that
00:13:38.240like he couldn't even cook the meth himself he had to delegate it he like he it was such a
00:13:42.820calculated plan like i'm gonna be a meth kingpin that he like hired it it's like opening a bakery
00:13:48.380or something well now i have to hire some bakers to their credit both blevens and ellis uh turned
00:13:53.700themselves in and pled out so the cops eventually found them and then they were like yes we did this
00:13:59.320and then got a plea deal again this is a place where we don't have digitized records of other
00:14:03.840reporting from the time so much wait so in his book he says for no reason he just marched into
00:14:11.180the police station said hello i'm cooking meth he was like we had a conversation about it we decided
00:14:16.400it was the right thing and we wanted to be like upstanding guys so we turned ourselves in there's0.98
00:14:21.180no fucking way no a couple of fucking san diego dirt bags are turning themselves like absolutely0.97
00:14:27.540not absolutely excuse me officer excuse me i i stole something yesterday i just want to let you1.00
00:14:31.840know that i broke the law so you can punish me i cannot tell a lie yeah he must have gotten caught
00:14:37.800Michael Ellis is sentenced to probation and Michael Blevins is sentenced to prison as the
00:14:43.500guy who hired the cook and transported the meth. So while Michael Blevins is in prison,
00:14:50.180Michael Ellis starts Metabolife. Okay. He's like, with my experience in meth,
00:14:56.420I went into diet supplements. Correct. So the story that Michael Ellis tells about this sort
00:15:02.840in the press throughout and in his book is that he developed Metabolife while his father was
00:15:09.720undergoing cancer treatment to help him combat fatigue and negative symptoms. Does he have any
00:15:14.760background in chemistry or anything? No. He's like a random guy. He's a cop, a chauffeur, a PI.
00:15:21.020What does that mean? Like I developed, how would you even do that as like a random civilian? He
00:15:25.200doesn't say. Yeah. In 1992, he starts selling it. Initially, he starts marketing it as a bodybuilding
00:15:33.380supplement at gyms in the sort of Gold's Gym era. And it's a weight loss thing or it's a muscle
00:15:38.820building thing? Right now he's saying it's a muscle building thing, but that doesn't work.
00:15:41.920So he goes, it's for weight loss. Those are opposite things, which is very funny.
00:15:46.460One of them helps you put on weight. The other one helps you take off weight. Correct. Yeah.
00:15:49.720the active ingredient is marketed as ma huang a chinese herbal supplement that's true that's an
00:15:55.680actual herb that's an actual herb metabolite uses ma huang as an appetite suppressant but
00:16:00.860historically in chinese medicine it was used as a cold remedy okay the historical herbal use of
00:16:07.600ma huang is to make a tea out of the leaves that are not distilled down and crushed into a capsule0.96
00:16:12.620and all of that kind of shit metabolite distributors are telling you to take this every0.83
00:16:17.420day right that's why i take mucinex every day to make me feel a little bit healthier right it would0.99
00:16:21.660be like if you were like i'm taking nyquil every fucking day of my life this is also it's such it's0.59
00:16:26.660so funny thinking back on this time when you could just say like it's an ancient chinese ingredient0.69
00:16:30.440and everybody like oh that is the entire herbal life model right and the entire metabolite model0.99
00:16:37.180we now have two mlms that are just like doing the full like ancient chinese secret fucking bullshit0.92
00:16:43.280it totally metabolite distributors tell really extraordinary stories about its effectiveness in0.99
00:16:50.900weight loss eating whatever you want still losing weight amazing wow i feel incredible
00:16:55.660they also brag after the passage of the dj they advertise that we're the only weight loss0.96
00:17:03.960supplement that's lab tested for safety oh what but also they can just fucking say that because0.95
00:17:09.560under regulation they can just fucking lie yes correct correct correct and you called it it's0.95
00:17:15.220both ma huang 12 milligrams of ma huang in a metabolite caplet and 40 milligrams of guarana0.97
00:17:22.720concentrate uh that's caffeine baby wait is it guarana so it's about one espresso shot worth of
00:17:31.200caffeine okay as the business is getting started as an mlm michael blevens he who is in prison
00:17:37.700starts recruiting distributors in prison wait really use your networks baby get those facebook
00:17:45.460messages out i had real conflicted feelings about this it's an mlm so it is garbage from top to0.96
00:17:51.540bottom they are selling a product that is garbage from top to bottom and also famously the people0.85
00:17:56.340who make money in an mlm are the first people to get in the door so in this case the prisoners got
00:18:02.700like rich off of it they're like the first 10 people so i was like is this redistribution of1.00
00:18:07.420wealth and they're like no they're recruiting from their fucking networks yeah they're fucking0.96
00:18:11.880over people that they know and the first 10 prisoners might make money but the next 900.98
00:18:15.920prisoners don't once metabolife launches as a weight loss supplement and as an mlm in 1995
00:18:22.400the business grows really big really fast in the first couple of years it's profits it's already
00:18:30.400turning a profit in the millions no way in the first like two years in 1999 just four years
00:18:37.220after the launch, they report $1 billion in sales. I guess they just got in early after this law got
00:18:44.620passed. There's probably like a vacuum that they were able to fill and just making these insane
00:18:49.420health claims before essentially everybody started doing that. It was a crowded market.
00:18:52.720Yes. And it's not the only one using Mahuong. It's one of the most popular ones, but it's not
00:18:59.940the only one. There are also brands on the market. You may remember these. I definitely do.
00:19:03.980xenodrine efx no hydroxy cut i may have even taken that one for a while and one called and i quote
00:19:11.840herbal ecstasy it'll make you lick someone else's face but it's herbal wait i'm looking i googled i
00:19:18.500want to see their logo it's bad at this time oh it's so bad metabo life it's like bright yellow
00:19:26.000and there's like seven different fonts happening there's like a little gold seal yeah red font
00:19:32.080and it just says diet and yeah herbal formula to enhance your and then it's like the font goes up
00:19:37.160like 50 sizes and it says diet oh and provide energy asterisk asterisk super small print all
00:19:44.640of these brands also get a big boost in 1997 a big windfall from the release of entrapment
00:19:51.220starring catherine jesus jones and yeah everybody wanted to look like her snaking through those
00:19:55.280lasers a little laser no the boost they get in 1997 is that fen fen has pulled off the market
00:20:00.260oh right so fen fen miracle drug that stopped people's hearts and the thing that we have done
00:20:07.260a previous episode on if you would like to know that story go back and listen to the fen fen
00:20:10.600episode it is kind of a miracle that with what with a single pill you can stop your heart
00:20:14.040incredible humans have been working on that for so long so amazing that uh winds up being quite
00:20:19.240a boon to the industry right you've got all these people who were on fen fen who are really dejected0.97
00:20:23.640that it's like off the market because it didn't stop their heart what the fuck yeah yeah and
00:20:28.080they're looking for something else and actually these things you can get cheaper and at the gas0.95
00:20:32.100station you don't even need to get a doctor involved you can get it from your neighbor
00:20:35.320yeah so these are now some of the biggest sort of like pill makers in the country right and they0.88
00:20:44.880have a bunch of fucking money so their ads are all over tv yeah so we are going to watch a metabolife0.95
00:20:52.920ad from 2000 fuck yes you want to buy some metabolites is it laboratory tested for safety0.99
00:21:03.240no but it's cheaper how about some metabolite does it have the same proprietary herbal blend0.97
00:21:09.220as metabolite 356 no but it's got all the same herbs i don't think well what about a watch you
00:21:15.440want to buy a watch don't be fooled by imitators metabolite is number one for a reason laboratory
00:21:19.980tested for safety and clinically shown for weight loss only available through metabolite retailers
00:21:24.700and distributors call for the location nearest you so for the listener what is happening is that
00:21:31.540there is a guy wearing a trench coat who opens his trench coat and it's lined with like fake
00:21:37.840bottles of metabolite he's up late at night like meticulously sewing the extra pockets into his
00:21:42.940trench coat he's like i gotta be able to open the flap this drug dealer has dedication yeah so
00:21:49.740they're doing this weird thing where they're like implying that their competitors are like
00:21:55.960a shady and be like drugs and they are not drugs it's so funny for them to complain about like0.97
00:22:02.920fly by night counterfeit yeah they're like take it from us a fucking cop who disabled someone but0.98
00:22:09.980also a guy who doesn't cook the meth but does hire the guy who cooks the mess because you just0.99
00:22:15.520made this up too you're just like you're just as much of a drug dealer as people selling counterfeit
00:22:19.280metabolite well michael the drug dealer plot thickens because the active ingredient mahuang
00:22:26.420is better known in english as ephedra wait what's ephedra ephedra is the name for the plant
00:22:34.140the plant has sub compounds uh called alkaloids called ephedrine and pseudo ephedrine oh that's1.00
00:22:43.140the meth shit that's the shit you can't buy with that id anymore yep correct dude that's the shit0.99
00:22:48.480whenever you're sick if you get like what is it called mucinex part d or some shit it's a full1.00
00:22:53.780on crack cocaine it's like the shit that you have to go to the store and like ask for the thing0.98
00:22:57.880behind the counter i did this once because the uh suggested dose or whatever is two of them and i0.99
00:23:02.900was like i've never taken this before i'll take one i felt like i could like lift a fucking0.92
00:23:06.900volkswagen yes i'm like they tell you to take two of these fucking things so for americans who bought0.96
00:23:12.120cold medicine before like the mid 2000s you will recognize the brand name pseudofed you can still0.96
00:23:18.780get it it's behind the counter yeah it's short for pseudo ephedrine that's what it was yeah in
00:23:23.540addition to its chinese medicine use as a cold remedy it was also used in the u.s for the same
00:23:31.820purposes until the 1980s ephedrine was an over-the-counter cold and allergy medicine0.99
00:23:39.080I bet it clears out your fucking sinuses. Your heart is beating like 300 times a minute.1.00
00:23:43.780Yeah. So ephedrine does, in fact, constrict your blood vessels and speed up your heart.
00:23:50.460For people with asthma, that means that it helps reduce the swelling in their airways and can genuinely be helpful for respiratory stuff.
00:24:00.780But it was ultimately banned by many, many states because of the safety risks and the risk of dependence.
00:24:07.920And it was also the basis for cooking meth, right?
00:24:10.700Yes. Pseudoephedrine, as one of the sort of subcompounds, was absolutely like a key ingredient in cooking meth, which is what ultimately got pseudoephedrine banned.
00:24:21.760That's why you have to show your ID, because you can't just go into the store and buy like 300 packets of it, because then they assume you're cooking a shitload of meth. And I believe it's not sold in the EU at all anymore.
00:24:29.780There was like a high risk of dependence.
00:55:51.780We clearly have bigger fish to fry as a nation, but it is a bad policy that puts consumers at risk.0.99
00:55:59.400If not with ephedra products anymore, then with all manner of other shit that doesn't have to prove that it's safe before it goes on the fucking market.0.99
00:56:07.520For no upside, for no benefit to anyone.0.99
00:56:10.460There are supplements on the market, legally, that are very, very, very hazardous.
00:56:15.440Or just full-on scams or something you saw at us.