Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - The Haunted Car Wash

00:00:00.000 Kate, happy anniversary. It's been a huge week.

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00:01:32.620 Two best friends, both alike in dignity.

00:01:35.160 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:01:37.440 The hag divines when something must die. 1.00

00:01:39.780 Yes, that was Poogh. 0.96

00:01:40.900 But this is huge. 0.73

00:01:42.460 The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

00:01:45.300 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:01:50.740 Good morning.

00:01:51.600 Hi.

00:01:51.980 Good morning.

00:01:52.700 Back in the studio again.

00:01:54.840 So good to be back.

00:01:55.660 Out where a friend is a friend.

00:01:58.060 You just write that?

00:01:59.740 No.

00:02:00.860 It's a classic Western tune.

00:02:02.540 Oh, I don't know.

00:02:03.420 Where the home fires are burning and da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:02:07.500 Back in the saddle again.

00:02:10.140 Back in the saddle again.

00:02:12.600 I don't know it.

00:02:13.360 Out where a friend wins a friend.

00:02:15.300 Sorry, I did it again, not because I thought I was so charming doing it,

00:02:18.840 but I was doing it so low a tone that I thought maybe you couldn't hear the melody.

00:02:21.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:22.040 No, no, no.

00:02:22.700 I shockingly don't know it, though.

00:02:24.280 I have found.

00:02:25.220 So did I tell you journaling's back?

00:02:26.800 Okay, it's a joke. 0.97

00:02:27.460 it's such a fucking joke so i clean up my patio i'm in the biggest restoration i know and every 0.98

00:02:34.140 time it's the same fucking discovery okay i'm just saying i'm just saying i finally did it okay 0.97

00:02:39.240 after not doing your journal yes and i go do diary style no i actually allow for a mix of 0.93

00:02:47.520 essentially bubbles and webs and going in different directions a little list and whatever

00:02:52.880 but I've, I've, we're both working on our backyards essentially. Yeah. Mine shared space

00:02:58.500 as a renter, of course. You have a very exclusive patio. My patio, I've, I've, I've cleaned it up

00:03:06.620 for us and Boo, okay. The cat. And I'm making daily progress and I tinker. I get a dopamine

00:03:14.680 burst from tearing vinyl off of an old sofa. Amazing. And then I do a little work. Yeah.

00:03:19.960 reward first i ride the dopamine so i'm tinkering it's heaven right yeah it's all coming together

00:03:24.940 literally not until the space was clear was able to sit down with a notebook in the morning

00:03:28.900 and go it's real so next we move to the living room but look at all this quickly of course it

00:03:35.380 becomes a to-do list what do i say purchase leaf blower okay then what does that remind me purchase

00:03:40.460 leafy wraps because i want to create these little wraps you need to eat yeah because i want to get

00:03:45.040 my anointed greens right i want kale i want my anointed with vinegar greens because of the

00:03:49.600 Acetic acid is good for the arteries, blah, blah.

00:03:52.640 And then I go Google best option.

00:03:57.560 Google best option?

00:03:58.580 Yeah, I want to find the best leaf blower.

00:04:00.660 Wait, why do you want a leaf blower?

00:04:02.400 Like a little handheld one.

00:04:03.700 Yeah, clear leaves.

00:04:04.420 By the way, nearly impossible to purchase one that's cordless.

00:04:10.140 They don't include the battery.

00:04:11.460 They don't include the charger.

00:04:12.220 Well, your neighbors are going to love that.

00:04:13.440 No, no.

00:04:13.720 I know it sounds boring, but when you're in the leaf blower culture, you'll be shocked.

00:04:17.340 I was on with an Instacart guy.

00:04:18.480 he's like you'd have to buy the charger separately tool only sick i had to go i had to go anyway i'm

00:04:25.380 really excited about the patio it's hard to overstate i've got more lights oh i got spotlights

00:04:29.280 solar spotlights they offer colors so they're going to be different colors for the holiday

00:04:33.080 that's fun up lighting solar's great do you have up up lighting prepared actually no for your okay

00:04:38.360 and here's where i get you for the holidays i stimulate you and for in general you're going

00:04:43.540 to want to front of the house no up light your plants and your stuff in the back to create 0.99

00:04:48.240 atmosphere oh overhead of shit there she is there she is boys okay overhead of shit okay 1.00

00:04:53.840 you want everything low at low and glow and then you up like this shit it's un-fucking-real 1.00

00:05:00.840 up lighting my lemon tree this is what i'm talking about can you can you see it yeah i'm like it's 0.99

00:05:05.280 like i had a hotel i didn't think that would be me but no you exactly and guess what guess what

00:05:09.620 it's a solar stake okay you stick it in and it goes you put it on a little so cool at dusk it

00:05:16.700 turns on it's so cool okay so i've got that going i've got a couple other i've got so many solar

00:05:24.160 things solar candles at night it comes alive send me your best solar i want to know i want to know

00:05:29.920 and folks it's amazon i don't know what to tell you okay i'm not saying that's the best quality

00:05:34.520 but it's the best because and you know we have to be real sometimes on this podcast okay yeah

00:05:39.560 Yeah, I know.

00:05:40.480 It's sick.

00:05:40.660 I will not lie.

00:05:41.600 I found a new sick addiction in the Amazon universe, which is at the top, you know, you

00:05:47.760 can click on the thing and it can go to categories, home, whatever.

00:05:50.340 I never do that because it finds it, right?

00:05:52.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:53.400 But I go looking through there.

00:05:54.980 You scroll way, way, way down to S, and this is not ideal the way they've housed it, but

00:05:58.720 same day store. 0.99

00:06:01.240 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:06:02.380 Okay, you click on that. 0.99

00:06:03.480 Now you're searching and you're only seeing stuff that can get to you that day after.

00:06:07.960 That's so sick.

00:06:08.540 Three, five, and ten.

00:06:09.400 That's so sick.

00:06:10.140 I'm going, I guess I do an hour under the, I do my solar under a lamp for a quick hour.

00:06:16.060 I can have a glow on my night.

00:06:17.660 You know what I had to get back into?

00:06:19.020 My vibration plate.

00:06:20.780 You really?

00:06:21.400 Oh, well, you know what I'm back into because I had a little light RLS, okay?

00:06:24.900 What's RLS?

00:06:25.580 The other night or pre-mancipal, whatever.

00:06:29.340 The Qi Vitalizer Pro.

00:06:30.700 Oh, yeah.

00:06:31.540 Kate, you should get one just for the benefits.

00:06:33.760 I used my Hi-Zoo the other day.

00:06:35.180 I can't believe I'm so jealous I want a Hi-Zoo.

00:06:37.660 I got to get back on my Hi-Zoo.

00:06:39.160 i've used it only a few times it's probably cost me like 35 so far you use it another 10 times i

00:06:46.580 think it costs 200 150 20 uses you're down to 10 dollars a use okay this helps this helps 40 you're

00:06:56.400 down to five you use that thing 40 times it's five dollars a usage okay okay okay okay this is good

00:07:01.720 okay 80 okay 80 usage okay yeah now you're down to 250 a usage love okay two dollars and 50 cents

00:07:08.740 okay this is like a morning latte at a gas station yeah yeah six years ago six years ago yeah okay

00:07:14.120 okay and then i forget what number i said that was only that was near 80 yeah right let's just

00:07:19.320 let's just pop it up to 160 let's just go wild yeah right now we're now i'm getting paid to use

00:07:24.600 it almost okay we're almost there okay this might be xeno's paradox though where you never get no 0.98

00:07:30.120 you do no wait this is xeno's paradox you never get to zero huh blow your ass off i'm trying to 0.63

00:07:38.460 actually once it gets to lower than a penny no i think we get to something approaching zero 0.80

00:07:44.600 do you remember when things would approach infinity in math that was cool okay it was a

00:07:49.320 curve but anyway anyway do you want to know xeno's paradox do you remember it no no boy is it a boy

00:07:55.500 is it dreamy? Try, try. All right. Zeno's paradox is really calls everything into question. Okay.

00:08:04.500 So can the camera see you? Okay. You're standing here. Okay. This is a wall, right? Don't I know

00:08:12.800 it. Let's just say you had different ways of, in order to get to that wall. Okay. Let's just say

00:08:18.040 you decided the space between you and the wall, you were going to walk halfway there. Okay. Okay.

00:08:22.820 So let's say it's 10 feet or whatever, okay?

00:08:25.600 You go halfway, right?

00:08:28.180 Now you're here.

00:08:29.140 Okay.

00:08:30.040 Let's say now you want to half the distance between you and the wall again, okay?

00:08:34.760 Okay.

00:08:35.300 If you keep moving half the distance between you and the wall, you'll never get to the wall.

00:08:40.400 If you keep moving half the distance between you and the wall?

00:08:43.340 You'll never get to the wall.

00:08:47.520 What?

00:08:48.240 I think that's it.

00:08:49.120 so so imagine so so so you've gone you've got there's a way that you just say you gotta walk

00:08:55.420 to the wall to get to it you mean like like you you can't it's it's a paradox about it it it that

00:09:02.580 walking half the distance to a wall over and over again seems like it should get you to the wall but

00:09:07.180 it doesn't because look you're here you go halfway obviously you're not there right now this goes

00:09:11.980 smaller okay cuts it in half again yeah we'll revisit xeno next time oh but we announced last

00:09:18.440 week call me Ishmael yeah which call me Ishmael colon Jacqueline Novak and Kate Berlant yeah

00:09:25.680 Novak and Berlant yeah yeah remember because then you won't say Berlant yeah Berlant I say my name

00:09:30.780 wrong all the time when it's Berlant Novak because it's a natural intonation so Novak and Berlant 0.93

00:09:36.080 you know what's happening I'm sorry my this woman who went to see who I'm she's like you cock your

00:09:40.840 head to the side and now I'm really noticing it I'm constantly like this Jacqueline and I go like

00:09:46.440 if I'm talking or I'm listening to someone,

00:09:47.920 I'm going like this.

00:09:49.240 I'm constantly going.

00:09:51.080 Do you think it's a fawning instinct?

00:09:52.420 You know what I'm talking about, right?

00:09:53.620 Showing the neck vulnerability?

00:09:54.880 Like my neck,

00:09:55.780 it goes so easy this way

00:09:57.140 and then this way I'm like,

00:09:58.120 ow.

00:09:58.760 Really?

00:09:59.280 It's so weird.

00:10:00.260 This is so natural.

00:10:01.340 I was just listening to you like this.

00:10:03.420 Well, that's a common,

00:10:05.360 well, it is a fawning sort of,

00:10:07.000 not to put a head or spin on it,

00:10:08.360 but it is,

00:10:08.780 you're revealing the neck.

00:10:10.040 It's a vulnerable,

00:10:11.200 you're softening the self.

00:10:13.800 Oh, Jacqueline,

00:10:15.040 you're high school.

00:10:16.440 Well, you know what you need to do?

00:10:19.720 You could do it at ARFA.

00:10:21.180 Okay?

00:10:21.860 If they give this...

00:10:24.200 Pull it all, get it all, whatever,

00:10:27.220 between the shoulder blades.

00:10:29.020 Use that.

00:10:30.800 And then...

00:10:32.360 There's a lot of work we have to do on the neck. 0.99

00:10:35.480 Or we're fucked every which way. 0.97

00:10:38.480 If we don't get the posture together. 0.99

00:10:40.420 I know the neck is pulling the face down.

00:10:42.580 The platysma?

00:10:43.920 Every day.

00:10:45.240 Okay? 0.95

00:10:46.440 okay okay oh but call me ishmael colon novak and berlant read we'll be dick 0.92

00:10:55.640 okay call me ishmael boom sorry wait wait wait wait what me working on it 0.94

00:11:06.100 just like saying it over again no just you call me ishmael boom it was like it was so you

00:11:12.920 that i couldn't believe it boom i know the podcast is called

00:11:17.000 called ishmael call me right yeah i'm really excited about that i just want to drop that

00:11:23.180 again yes we're open to sponsors to now okay yes who sponsors that nice kaweco sport by the way i

00:11:29.720 know that's uh i don't know if we've talked about that but you're she's got a kaweco sport folks

00:11:33.740 unscrew it please i got this flip it now it's called um using it um posted what does that mean

00:11:41.620 No, put it on the bed.

00:11:42.660 Put it up.

00:11:42.980 No, no, no.

00:11:43.680 Oh, you mean this?

00:11:44.440 Yeah.

00:11:44.940 This is called using a post.

00:11:46.000 I've never done that.

00:11:46.660 I know.

00:11:46.980 I knew you'd lose your mind.

00:11:48.160 Now it's like a full-size pen if it's on there tight enough.

00:11:51.060 So it goes small in the pocket.

00:11:52.920 Amazing.

00:11:54.280 Don't you wonder what – here's a classic case.

00:11:56.280 Sorry.

00:11:56.480 Just a few things that happened to me in my bag.

00:11:59.320 Classic case of what's in here.

00:12:01.720 I decanted something.

00:12:03.680 Jesus.

00:12:04.600 Wow, I've never seen the color.

00:12:07.820 What do you mean?

00:12:08.900 I've never seen the color of it because it's always in there.

00:12:10.660 Do you know what this is?

00:12:11.620 Yeah.

00:12:11.900 You remember from the other day?

00:12:13.480 Okay, because what is it?

00:12:14.920 It's Malenstrom.

00:12:16.160 The Jasmine Garden.

00:12:16.800 We all remember.

00:12:20.000 You want a long one?

00:12:20.580 Can I actually have it?

00:12:21.180 Yeah, because I think it'll bring me back.

00:12:23.440 Yeah.

00:12:25.500 It's unfortunate it's not in the gorgeous bottle.

00:12:27.820 They're not getting that.

00:12:28.580 I know.

00:12:29.060 It was essential, okay?

00:12:31.280 I couldn't do glass in the gym bag.

00:12:33.140 No, you can't.

00:12:34.060 So, oh, I know what's missing.

00:12:35.900 My notes.

00:12:38.240 Look at me.

00:12:38.780 Look at me with my head.

00:12:40.220 Jesus.

00:12:40.740 Oh, this is what I wanted to talk about.

00:12:42.060 So in the old days, reading like this kind of energy work kind of stuff, like reading

00:12:47.440 like Debra King, like talking about vectors and stuff.

00:12:51.500 So, you know, possession, the most extreme.

00:12:53.700 My jaw.

00:12:54.560 Sorry, keep going.

00:12:55.120 Everything's connected. 1.00

00:12:56.040 Tongue to the asshole. 1.00

00:12:57.000 The migraine. 1.00

00:12:57.520 Back of the foot, straight to the eyebrow.

00:12:59.200 Yeah, yeah. 0.88

00:12:59.980 Fascia.

00:13:00.660 What are the vectors?

00:13:02.040 So it's like, you know, possession is the most extreme.

00:13:05.240 Yeah.

00:13:05.900 Okay.

00:13:06.880 Possession is the most extreme.

00:13:08.820 Okay.

00:13:09.500 that sounds about right and then a really like bad vector okay is like arrow of energy sucking

00:13:19.720 energy from you kind of okay from someone meaning you ill will or you know whatever this is kind of

00:13:25.860 the idea and then less than that sort of light gentle vectors which are just the kind we form

00:13:30.200 in relationships with other people like you're gonna like and that's not a vector that's a

00:13:34.960 energy cord or something right and that could be like a mother's gonna like instantly do that for

00:13:39.300 their child you know they're going to form that thing now sometimes that can become toxic sure

00:13:43.800 so sometimes this is where the cord cutting ceremonies come in and you release the cord

00:13:48.440 and you send it back like elastic right you know at the end of you know classic energy hygiene

00:13:53.580 end of the night snip snip send back what's not yours oh wow gently and lovingly back to the

00:14:00.540 source you know what i want to get into it every day legs up at the end of the day against the

00:14:04.560 wall against the wall right yeah blood draining and they say that that's like a nervous system

00:14:09.540 and good for sleep no it's supposed to be really good for sleep so in part of this was like well

00:14:14.380 you know you can ultimately if it's like long term sometimes you know see it in the body right

00:14:18.740 not just clairvoyantly okay so someone's pulling me this way or you know one shoulder really high

00:14:23.720 and then someone goes that's your your you know that's someone from your past for a job two jobs

00:14:30.240 If somebody were here, would it make sense if my head was going this way?

00:14:33.180 It would, right?

00:14:34.120 Or it would be that way.

00:14:34.600 Well, it could be there.

00:14:35.120 It doesn't matter.

00:14:35.720 See what I'm saying?

00:14:35.840 No, because somebody, the fashion woman was like, someone's here.

00:14:37.960 And which way is your head going?

00:14:38.760 It's going this way.

00:14:40.240 Yeah.

00:14:40.720 Because they're sitting.

00:14:41.320 Could be, yeah.

00:14:42.140 No, they're not sitting on your shoulder necessarily.

00:14:45.320 Yeah.

00:14:46.460 Like, I really think the way that your body would respond to that could be either direction.

00:14:51.140 Okay.

00:14:51.320 But there was a woman on the news, okay, who I became fixated on after reading about this.

00:14:57.200 Okay, I'd watch her and I was like, Chris.

00:14:58.800 I was like, she has a vector.

00:15:01.040 Okay.

00:15:01.540 She like only reports like.

00:15:04.340 Oh, wow.

00:15:04.980 And I was like, someone's got to help her.

00:15:08.300 Yeah.

00:15:08.960 I know.

00:15:09.940 Who's it going to be?

00:15:10.980 Yeah.

00:15:11.620 There's like, yeah, I just, there's something really.

00:15:14.200 A reporter? 0.96

00:15:14.940 Every time I remember the energy field, I'm like, Jesus, I forgot about it for fucking six months. 0.98

00:15:19.380 What am I doing? 0.95

00:15:20.120 Maybe for Halloween, you and I see a scary movie together.

00:15:22.900 I'm ready.

00:15:23.880 I'm always ready.

00:15:24.660 I'm scared.

00:15:25.820 I wonder.

00:15:26.400 No, you know, it'd be fun.

00:15:27.400 What?

00:15:27.560 i set up the scariest way you could watch x particular movie in a home setting you mean

00:15:34.560 yeah okay versus i don't think i'm renting you know what i mean well i've never seen the conjuring

00:15:38.960 so for example it'd be like watching blair witch in the woods or something okay okay okay

00:15:42.820 okay you're watching you know chucky in the in the doll store or whatever you know what i mean

00:15:47.160 but but i create it or like certain times like you don't want to be against a wall or you do

00:15:50.500 want to be against the wall while you're watching you want to feel behind you so imagine your

00:15:54.120 chairs are in the center of her big room so scary while you're watching that's scary that's really

00:15:58.200 scary you know what's really sweet though that i saw recently haunted car wash for october what

00:16:03.180 do you mean for october like drive-thru for halloween like they may they're turning their 0.64

00:16:06.160 car wash into a haunted house fucking awesome that genius maybe and i don't want to compete

00:16:10.860 with them so we'd have to promote them maybe we could get another car wash to let us design 0.79

00:16:16.320 a haunted car wash at their house that made my dream at their house okay imagine well i was

00:16:22.680 what if we're in it i was behind the windows i was thinking is this the year that i have fun and

00:16:27.460 try to like scare the kids so first of all yeah okay see this is what this is the problem though

00:16:33.620 this is why i think if i'm coming to your house for halloween coming to your neighborhood

00:16:36.460 we have to time it right so because there's certain responsibilities i have

00:16:41.620 particularly in my housing structures because we have so what i noticed is that the kids were

00:16:47.160 coming by let me guess 3 30 no later parents i was out too early and then remembering oops we

00:16:54.820 got to take the kids out but we got we got some trick-or-treaters there were a lot of kids

00:16:58.620 so i've done but i have been hesitating on a skeleton purchase because well first i sent

00:17:06.100 an instacart guy and they were out they're really tired by the way instacart you're on watch okay

00:17:12.680 you're on my watch list why it literally will say three in stock or many in stock they go to the

00:17:17.900 store lies yeah of course so i i order a skeleton because i want it instantly yeah and and i go i

00:17:24.800 can't wait and so i order a skeleton from lowe's to be sent to be brought to me via shift or 0.74

00:17:30.120 instacart or something yeah the guy's there no skeleton damn i go do you have any other skeleton 0.59

00:17:35.020 any other big ones you know no okay and then and then what do i get i get freaking cedar oil and 0.79

00:17:40.280 like a roll of you know paper towel like the little add-ons i did that's all they have

00:17:45.340 very frustrating what's the famous isn't it like the home depot skeleton that's yeah yeah that's

00:17:52.340 like beloved yeah yeah i want there's one on on crescent heights or something on one of these

00:17:59.440 houses on crescent heights it's nearly like it's like a story high okay and it stands out front 0.85

00:18:06.120 fucking rules it took me a second to register i know i'm like it's not two stories don't lie 0.68

00:18:10.940 yeah it's a story it's a story in many ways yeah oh let's do a game so i was just doing it 0.99

00:18:17.480 let's just suicide okay this is straight let's let's do a game okay where we do a spontaneous

00:18:25.700 okay don't do it yet but we're gonna relax the gaze and we're gonna see what pops up in our

00:18:30.820 vision in the other person's energy field and yes it can include it's not just around okay okay

00:18:36.000 should we try i'm seeing something okay hold on okay with three two one wait and then silence for

00:18:40.440 for for 10 seconds at least okay ready first instinct i saw everything of water not yet oh

00:18:47.060 okay hide it hide it okay wait

00:18:49.760 let me just relax because i'm still self-conscious hold on

00:19:01.380 Are you talking about images that we're seeing?

00:19:03.500 Whatever form it takes.

00:19:05.340 How about this?

00:19:05.960 Okay, you could smell something.

00:19:08.160 All right, hold on.

00:19:08.900 I see.

00:19:09.480 Yeah, I guess we should go one at a time.

00:19:11.300 The cross is a bit dangerous.

00:19:13.420 I'll let you have me.

00:19:14.580 Have it me.

00:19:15.340 Well, I told you at first, this first instinct was like a pale, like a bucket of water.

00:19:19.280 No.

00:19:19.740 Just direct knowing?

00:19:20.860 Yeah.

00:19:21.480 Okay.

00:19:21.900 Pale, blue water.

00:19:23.540 And then I saw kind of a moderate, like a bowl, sort of shallow bowl, vanilla colored.

00:19:28.820 Does that ring a bell?

00:19:31.380 no but here's what i want to do if you're the psychic here right what do those symbols mean

00:19:35.360 to you so like i don't know i don't know mediums like no but see if anything associated comes up

00:19:38.780 like that's my vessels and where if you picture that bowl in life does it go anywhere for you

00:19:43.980 like my mother's no cabinet no it's so fine it's just a pure object what's the shape of the bowl

00:19:49.060 softly that kind of low kind of low it's not a big soup no a ramen bowl no god i'm hungry

00:19:56.000 and pale blue water or what's that water nice nice like a like a classic bucket and what color is the

00:20:02.500 bucket blue blue blue and there's clear water in it blue water yeah blue water yeah well it's so

00:20:08.780 clear and pure that it's turned blue because the bucket probably okay i mean i like that stuff yeah

00:20:16.420 what am i seeing now i believe the bucket got into my image because of you

00:20:21.600 i'm seeing a little like elf up there cute okay pouring a little bucket no we're both getting 0.99

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00:21:50.440 okay

00:21:52.680 say what i see i thought i thought i thought we're doing you oh okay

00:21:59.020 fine we're back to me i'll rest okay let's each have our thing and let's find a spot

00:22:06.260 physically on the on the body almost i want to say what just came in okay do what you just came

00:22:12.040 in you do you what you what you want to do and then after when i do you i'll use my techniques

00:22:16.720 Okay.

00:22:18.940 So I saw a red bird.

00:22:21.080 Oh, my God.

00:22:21.640 A little red bird.

00:22:22.820 I'm not really sure what a robin looks like necessarily, but I like red robin.

00:22:26.540 It's a company.

00:22:27.440 What do they do?

00:22:28.480 They do bottomless French fries.

00:22:30.440 Really?

00:22:31.120 Yeah, I've spoken of their magic before.

00:22:32.920 Have you said red robin, though?

00:22:34.300 I think I've said it's the one place I ever in my life.

00:22:36.340 I think it's called red robin.

00:22:37.620 Oh, no, round robin?

00:22:38.780 I feel like I've never heard you say red robin, Jacqueline.

00:22:40.680 And I go in there, and the indignity.

00:22:42.680 I've never.

00:22:43.740 I think I said it on the pod.

00:22:45.300 Archivists will have to check.

00:22:46.420 But you saw the bird.

00:22:49.260 You didn't see the fries.

00:22:50.240 No, I saw a little red robin.

00:22:51.700 Yeah.

00:22:52.000 Still.

00:22:53.080 Point is, the indignity that I experienced, I was so excited.

00:22:57.300 Oh, my God, they have bottomless fries.

00:22:58.800 Okay.

00:22:59.920 But if I have to glance at the waiter and glance down at the bucket. 0.52

00:23:04.880 And go, let's get it going.

00:23:06.480 It's not really bottomless.

00:23:07.560 Yeah.

00:23:08.260 Bottomless, you don't see the bottom. 1.00

00:23:09.840 Shame free.

00:23:10.260 Yeah.

00:23:11.320 God, did you ever go to the place in New York City, Astor Place,

00:23:16.420 or not Astro Place

00:23:17.260 it was a little

00:23:17.540 Bond Street

00:23:18.280 B&B

00:23:19.460 what was it called

00:23:20.220 and they had

00:23:20.940 endless mimosas

00:23:22.000 and they served

00:23:22.960 free banana bread

00:23:23.900 with brunch

00:23:24.540 wait B&B

00:23:25.780 my friend was a

00:23:26.660 what's a server there

00:23:27.880 and I would go there

00:23:29.180 wait where

00:23:29.520 wait oh Bond Street

00:23:30.460 no I'm thinking

00:23:31.020 of a different thing

00:23:31.740 it was like Bond Street 0.99

00:23:31.840 fuck 0.99

00:23:33.120 someone find it 1.00

00:23:34.680 during the blood orange days

00:23:35.820 when blood orange

00:23:37.160 was everywhere

00:23:37.720 what do you mean

00:23:38.660 I don't know

00:23:39.560 I just remember thinking

00:23:40.440 like

00:23:40.900 there was a primacy

00:23:42.660 of blood orange

00:23:43.400 the music

00:23:44.520 or the orange

00:23:45.280 oh the orange

00:23:46.220 the orange yeah the blood orange mimosa um okay okay let me so what i like to do because this is

00:23:53.100 when i get the most images for myself if i'm laying down do my own energy work on myself let's

00:23:56.880 just say so i like to imagine a thick net of white light held taut as if on a a big um you know thing

00:24:06.220 that you do embroidery on yeah so really taut okay netting a mesh of white light okay or healing

00:24:13.260 light or whatever right and then i i think i start from the feet as though i'm stepping through

00:24:18.860 through it like like a like i'm straining myself with that mesh okay so i'll move it up through

00:24:25.540 and see what what it catches on so i'll try it on you and we'll see where it hits and this is the

00:24:31.560 best way that i get images because it's almost like i'm trying to just move the light through

00:24:34.620 me and then things get in the way okay okay so hold on okay rock at the ankle okay on the right

00:24:40.720 ankle i see a little a little rock at the ankle okay wait okay this is really interesting no

00:24:44.680 don't say anything yet let me keep going on okay okay bear at the knee left knee teddy bear left

00:24:50.720 knee okay cute okay hold on all right let me just relax okay

00:24:55.700 all right around the upper knee i'm going to a friend's house growing up

00:25:04.600 okay and the household

00:25:07.240 it was very strict strict parents

00:25:09.100 very nothing sort of like that

00:25:10.880 you associate with you it's just not

00:25:13.240 yeah so it's sort of interesting

00:25:15.360 get there later okay

00:25:16.440 okay let's see what's happening

00:25:18.640 to be clear I'm not saying I have

00:25:21.400 these gifts right the only way is to

00:25:23.260 explore okay

00:25:24.020 like me like going 0.99

00:25:27.280 like at the crotch 0.96

00:25:29.240 can't get past there's a wall 0.95

00:25:31.260 joking okay but

00:25:33.080 There is something in this sort of – there are these sort of – it's almost like I'm hitting a lot of bones in this sort of –

00:25:41.640 Huh.

00:25:44.020 Okay, wait.

00:25:47.660 All right, down the center here, I'm seeing almost like a trickle of red, like – not blood, not – like sparkly red, almost like what red glitter glue would look like.

00:26:01.900 Okay, right here.

00:26:02.640 but inside right okay okay then i saw like i saw like almost like shoulder pads exactly but like

00:26:13.220 blue kind of like like if a shoulder pad were made of porcelain okay okay like almost like a

00:26:19.980 porcelain epaulette or whatever it's called okay okay give it to me okay okay now then get to the

00:26:25.480 jaw right and i saw like a wire like that yeah well that's okay possibly from previous life 0.68

00:26:31.140 fucking chimney sweep okay yeah okay coming up on a year since i was literally 0.99

00:26:37.580 deep behind the nose cmj from the chimney sweep mr chimney don't fucking take your partner blowing 0.99

00:26:44.820 the nose and and uh blowing the nose pure ash yeah okay the fact that i'm seeing a metal 0.94

00:26:52.100 so similar to like almost the like headgear that's deep in the jaw here i'm seeing almost

00:26:57.060 deep behind the nose i'm seeing like like like as if like there were two metal bent like like

00:27:03.880 wires like weird like as though that's hooked in in some way okay okay okay wait okay we're past

00:27:11.640 that you're going you're going i got tingled i got tingled and by the way i just opened my eyes

00:27:22.640 and something's changed in me just everything my entire yeah gaze i shifted i felt i actually we

00:27:29.960 we channeled i got tingling i was like i feel great thank you you probably cleared some stuff

00:27:39.140 if there's anyone with ha there's anyone with real spontaneous by the way spontaneous toning

00:27:47.200 in the home okay and then i join in we're like ah speaking of it and then we just move on

00:27:56.040 because it clears a lot vibrating the body from within you know i've been trying to do in the

00:28:00.220 morning big belly breath it's so hard to do it's like the worst it doesn't feel like release it

00:28:09.080 feels like we have to hold tension to get the vocalization and versus

00:28:13.280 just, right? It's a different thing. I'm still, I still have a buzz on from moving the net of

00:28:26.920 light. Thank you. I know. What did we talk about even? I get tons. I get tons. Let's see here.

00:28:32.200 So yesterday or four days ago, whatever. Log. Okay. Log. I go, I'm going to log the day.

00:28:39.900 see what i do actually so i go patio and green journal okay because that's what i was doing

00:28:46.720 you logged the day so i was starting in the journal so logging the journal and then i wrote

00:28:50.380 because it was clear and calm i was able like much like i said to you another incantation to

00:28:54.560 the self about how i need to make things clear and calm yeah then i next dash i wrote heading

00:29:01.100 in to check the time and get the phone okay no stop so i'm writing down that i'm leaving the

00:29:06.580 journal behind to go do something right and then i write in parentheses need an ipad maybe question

00:29:12.200 mark right it always goes to a purchase there i decided i need an ipad okay and then let's see

00:29:17.820 now ha self-awareness okay to go consumer like that that was the last entry of the day that's

00:29:24.420 amazing forgot forgot was that i was doing it and then restoration my solar lights up lighting is

00:29:34.180 the new way and i want your uplights i tore off of my rental the vinyl um sides and front lip of

00:29:42.360 boldly tearing off the rental never forget it's worth losing the safety deposit oh for sure make 0.98

00:29:49.200 any fucking upgrade you wish what do you think about because i got news for you mosquito you're 0.89

00:29:53.220 going to be interested in this stuff okay two weeks from now when your renovations are done 0.99

00:29:56.040 you're going to be begging for mosquito information okay what do you mean just all this patio stuff

00:30:00.540 i'm doing is going to get relevant when when you're when you're at the next phase of what

00:30:05.380 actually i need an outdoor coffee table you didn't get one from burrow well wait cfr patio

00:30:14.260 why don't you talk to cfr patio guys i'm forming a serious relation i'm doing massive promo for

00:30:19.320 them see what they see what they've got if you if you follow my instructions and send me your brown

00:30:23.760 jordan i'll see exactly what it is they might have a vintage brown jordan in the realm that's

00:30:30.120 Oh, in the back.

00:30:30.860 You need to match in the back.

00:30:32.040 Your Brian Jordan's in the front.

00:30:33.020 Yeah.

00:30:33.380 Mod in the front, classic in the back.

00:30:34.920 Yeah.

00:30:35.960 So you actually do need to match the bro, right?

00:30:38.500 Yeah.

00:30:38.760 Not match.

00:30:39.600 Yeah.

00:30:39.940 But be in the realm of a teak wood, a lounge.

00:30:43.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:44.540 You're my stomach, the hunger.

00:30:47.220 Do I have, am I hyperglycemic, hypoglycemic?

00:30:51.800 Hypo is what I think you're self-diagnosing as.

00:30:54.380 My friend tried to tell me that I was because I freak out so much when I'm hungry, and I

00:30:58.080 shut down.

00:30:58.540 it's like i actually can't do stuff it's like really shocking whoa refill is that a refill

00:31:05.080 yeah yeah baby so well the thing with the whole like you you if you've chronically low blood

00:31:14.980 sugar i would imagine that's your hypoglycemic but any of us that i'm just sky high on a

00:31:21.420 butterfinger okay yeah and then tank i did eat mini oreos not too long ago yeah bouncing off

00:31:27.160 the walls had a blast oreos are um well believable

00:31:33.400 and by the way the only thing better than a adult oreo at a normal size see that's really

00:31:41.760 interesting babies i i i don't i i have to say there's no wrong way to eat an oreo you're wrong

00:31:47.520 okay i think i am wrong you're wrong it's not cereal and we're not doing double stuff

00:31:50.680 no it's we're doing too much and i i never think it's too much and they have a whole line right

00:31:55.520 They've got mint flavor.

00:31:57.300 They've got Halloween.

00:31:58.200 They've got Christmas.

00:31:59.120 Yeah.

00:31:59.860 But classic.

00:32:01.480 Okay.

00:32:02.060 A sleeve of Oreos.

00:32:03.180 You know what's fun?

00:32:03.740 Sometimes you get in a situation where they have two in a pack.

00:32:06.760 Two sleeves?

00:32:07.220 You're in a weird little situation.

00:32:08.060 No, no, no.

00:32:08.400 I'm talking about just a two-pack.

00:32:09.900 Oh.

00:32:10.320 You'll see that sometimes.

00:32:11.220 Oh, like in craft services?

00:32:12.560 I know where.

00:32:13.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:13.800 Okay, but that's where.

00:32:14.520 On set.

00:32:15.040 It's the only place, okay?

00:32:16.380 Yeah. 0.98

00:32:18.200 By the way, shout out to Hags who saw me briefly in – I know he said it before.

00:32:22.260 Hello.

00:32:22.760 Big, beautiful journey.

00:32:23.760 i had a full narrative okay yeah that slipped from from the film okay because no they need to

00:32:30.340 know this this is how hollywood goes and another time we can really get into the story well that's

00:32:36.000 to london let's laugh out loud and that's where you had the incident with the coffee who's a

00:32:40.300 friend who remembers you and john early you are the i remember an incident involving them trying

00:32:44.040 to secure coffee without seeming like assholes okay on set never could have secure coffee so

00:32:48.920 So it actually makes a lot of sense that it was in London.

00:32:53.100 Really?

00:32:53.380 With the coffee?

00:32:54.120 Because they're not big on giving liquids to artists, I've noticed.

00:32:57.000 Wow.

00:32:57.360 Walking to the green room.

00:32:58.300 Wait, that's interesting.

00:32:59.280 Water nary in sight.

00:33:00.140 You know what's funny?

00:33:00.680 I did that London show.

00:33:01.960 I go, can I have water?

00:33:02.780 They go, sure.

00:33:03.740 They bring me a plastic cup just open, filled with water.

00:33:06.760 I go.

00:33:06.940 That's what I'm talking about.

00:33:10.300 That's been tampered with.

00:33:11.380 Yeah, that's what I'm going to do it.

00:33:12.580 Here's Isolus.

00:33:13.840 Isolus is actually kind of not the problem.

00:33:15.220 Yeah.

00:33:15.480 You know when plastic cup gets like gnawed on the edges?

00:33:18.680 By you?

00:33:18.920 just like

00:33:21.720 the thing about the plastic cup that's used forever

00:33:24.460 yeah shavings

00:33:25.420 I have a shavings cup

00:33:27.000 you mean that kind of plastic cup

00:33:29.020 you mean the kind that comes home from McDonald's

00:33:31.400 like the gift cup

00:33:32.680 like a trading

00:33:33.740 a trader's delight

00:33:35.100 you know what I should do

00:33:36.820 auction off for charity some of my beanie babies from childhood

00:33:40.040 on POOG

00:33:40.820 that could be huge

00:33:42.040 yeah and the charity is

00:33:44.640 my baby's out

00:33:46.720 okay yeah so so cute thing me my friend did okay when we were we were kids it had this little thing

00:33:53.700 it looked like a trash bucket i've probably talked about this before but it was a little

00:33:56.620 bucket with a lid and then it was like our bath and body works um like pool for when we'd go to

00:34:01.780 the mall so whenever we had a little cash we'd throw it in there and there was like a period

00:34:05.840 where like i was low and like she was like filling out the group like the group thing yeah yeah and

00:34:10.180 go to the mall like sunburst raspberry whatever so wait that's that's reminding me really quick

00:34:14.620 of my little cousin and i once i forgot what we did we did something where we got a little money

00:34:18.800 i'm talking about like we got paid like 20 bucks or something to like do something for a neighbor

00:34:22.480 or something very young and we went to the corner store and bought so much candy we're like freaking

00:34:28.800 out we're so excited and my little cousin was particularly upset with candy i think because

00:34:33.380 she like wasn't allowed any so she had this fixation on candy that i didn't quite have

00:34:36.920 because i was allowed to have candy so i was like yeah i love candy but like let's relax but like 0.96

00:34:40.480 She was going fucking ballistic on the candy. 1.00

00:34:42.880 And then we got back and her mom. 1.00

00:34:44.520 Eating it or ballistic on the purchase?

00:34:46.540 The eating too.

00:34:47.480 Eating it on the way home?

00:34:48.380 Yeah, like getting crazy.

00:34:49.120 I was like, yeah, okay, it's fine.

00:34:49.960 I'm having candy.

00:34:50.480 She's like maybe a year or two younger than I am.

00:34:52.420 We get home. 0.68

00:34:52.940 Her mother goes ballistic, makes us return the candy. 0.65

00:34:55.420 And you go, this is why, lady.

00:34:56.560 And I go, this is what it is. 1.00

00:34:57.620 Just let her have the candy. 0.95

00:34:58.760 And then, you know, she was climbing up onto the kitchen counter,

00:35:02.040 eating, getting butter out of the cabinets. 0.95

00:35:03.100 Why do the kids put beans in their ears? 0.58

00:35:06.640 They did it because we said no.

00:35:09.400 I don't know.

00:35:09.880 the fantastics okay yeah so i don't follow yeah yeah no i didn't expect you to know i still thought

00:35:15.800 it would be a good time for all okay my pen is is running out of juice okay so i've written down

00:35:21.680 big bowl meat hollywood right and then oreo i'm not done kate we have a lot to say about oreos

00:35:26.800 so listeners may recall okay but when i have a cold i crave oreos okay big time to a point where

00:35:36.760 it's like i need them okay like and it's not i'm not talking about oh when i have a cold day i want

00:35:43.160 my comfort food so that's when i let myself have oreos i mean i crave oreos there's something going

00:35:48.120 on there okay now i want to dip them in milk oh okay in something baby okay i want to dip them

00:35:56.960 to the last chance where oh it's about to fall apart if i don't take it in okay really quick

00:36:01.500 A little crunch still.

00:36:02.340 Chocolate chip cookie or Oreo.

00:36:04.520 Dipping or life for life?

00:36:07.180 Dipping and life.

00:36:07.540 Now, let's say commercialism.

00:36:09.140 Okay, let's say Chips Ahoy or Oreo. 1.00

00:36:12.360 Chips Ahoy, go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:36:13.700 I'm talking about... 1.00

00:36:14.160 No, they're kind of like in their realm.

00:36:16.620 They're good?

00:36:17.400 They are.

00:36:18.400 There's a reason.

00:36:19.140 That's cool.

00:36:19.480 That's cool.

00:36:19.720 They've also got a nice word in the color blue.

00:36:21.820 It's fun they're still out there.

00:36:23.380 Yeah.

00:36:23.540 It's weird when like in this day and age, like 2025, here we are barreling toward the

00:36:27.800 end and Chips Ahoy is still like...

00:36:29.660 completely they're still in the factory i mean it reminds me of like i remember thinking it's

00:36:36.820 unbelievable this doesn't even sound that crazy anymore i want to know about but do you think

00:36:39.900 sales that are plummeting not plummeting no how do you think sales are steady still the steady

00:36:45.360 sale i don't know i i'd have to ask i'm picturing us touring the chips ahoy factory touring the

00:36:50.940 oreo factory see the blue on the the chips ahoy blue that package universal stunning yeah okay

00:36:57.480 there's something to it isn't funny oreo doesn't really have a they're blue too i think they are

00:37:03.100 blue yeah i think they're blue too but there's something about the chips ahoy blue and then

00:37:06.540 like there's something crass and wonderful about microwaving the chips ahoy because it's not

00:37:10.460 it's sort of in this realm it's supermarket heaven okay it's like yeah the chocolate tastes like not

00:37:17.680 quite it's the unique remember that time we had muddy buddies in bed in in in upstate new york

00:37:24.760 Only one of the most pure. 0.65

00:37:25.440 The Muddy Buddy Chex Mix were starving. 1.00

00:37:27.780 That was girls. 1.00

00:37:28.420 Where did we get the Muddy Buddies? 1.00

00:37:29.900 I think on a gas station.

00:37:30.980 It was the only open.

00:37:31.780 We told the story.

00:37:33.080 Tell the story, please.

00:37:34.260 Please tell the story, Jacqueline.

00:37:35.880 This is like 11 years ago.

00:37:37.960 So we're going up to perform at Bard College, I think, to stand up at Bard.

00:37:42.880 Was it Bard?

00:37:43.660 No, it wasn't.

00:37:44.400 It was.

00:37:45.080 It was where I went for a year.

00:37:47.020 Okay.

00:37:47.240 You actually came to my parents' house on the way, Kate.

00:37:50.860 We stopped there.

00:37:51.620 Oh.

00:37:52.700 We stopped there.

00:37:53.540 Okay.

00:37:53.780 brief discussion in kind of the laundry room near the pantry so we keep on moving it's kind of wild

00:38:00.520 i remember okay so so we're doing you and i are co-headlining or something a bard college

00:38:05.420 and we're renting an air we do an airbnb this is pre-airbnb pre-airbnb i want to say this is pre

00:38:12.560 airbnb yeah it was like the college found us like a bed and breakfast it was a bnb i forgot

00:38:18.900 B&B didn't exist yet.

00:38:20.940 Really?

00:38:22.720 Guaranteed.

00:38:23.320 Oh, my God.

00:38:23.740 Okay, so, you know, I have a belief. 1.00

00:38:27.540 I just think if you're a traveler in the night, okay, you show up whenever the fuck you want. 0.99

00:38:31.960 If you're booked, you can show up whenever the fuck you want. 0.99

00:38:34.140 Yeah, totally. 0.99

00:38:34.540 Now, I get it.

00:38:35.180 B&B is, like, a different thing.

00:38:36.520 There's, like, you know, it's not the Holiday Inn with a guy working all night at the counter.

00:38:40.420 But we do our – there's no time.

00:38:43.400 So we get to town.

00:38:44.540 We do the Zoom.

00:38:45.060 We show them straight to the show.

00:38:46.560 And then afterwards is when we're going to go to the thing.

00:38:48.480 and so we get there and it's by the way it wasn't like 1 a.m no it's probably 11 or yeah ring the

00:38:54.300 bell right probably earlier yeah i was gonna say i think it was early and somehow oh no i think we

00:39:00.560 actually are able to open the front door i've seen a long staircase right me too okay it's dark and

00:39:04.940 then a man in boxer shorts at the top of the girls it's again with girls for some reason with us is

00:39:10.660 always funny i can see it so clearly like like like dad like girls girls yeah i remember and

00:39:17.300 And then we went up and we went in the room.

00:39:19.140 We were tiptoeing.

00:39:19.600 We were like laughing. 1.00

00:39:20.600 And then we were starving and nothing was open and we had these muddy buddies. 1.00

00:39:25.500 Oh, wait. 1.00

00:39:26.180 I think we had a cup of noodles.

00:39:27.300 Okay, so this is, this is, see, this is who I am.

00:39:29.280 Thank you.

00:39:30.280 I want hot.

00:39:31.180 It better be a hot meal.

00:39:32.200 We had a cup of noodles.

00:39:33.240 Cup of noodles.

00:39:34.460 I know my trick, lay a book on top of the cup of noodles, keeps the heat in greater

00:39:37.820 than just the lid.

00:39:39.120 Oh, wow.

00:39:40.040 Really soaks them in.

00:39:41.260 Watch out.

00:39:41.920 It'll take all your broth.

00:39:42.980 Okay.

00:39:44.380 I want broth.

00:39:44.840 A book will absorb the broth.

00:39:47.300 The noodles will due to the heat.

00:39:48.900 Yeah, yeah, I want broth too.

00:39:50.240 So, ooh, cup of noodles plus.

00:39:53.200 Extra packet of broth.

00:39:53.960 I was just thinking extra broth.

00:39:55.140 Mug on the side.

00:39:56.240 Broth sidecar.

00:39:59.520 And they don't have to provide the packaging.

00:40:01.060 That's not you.

00:40:02.700 I mean, the mug.

00:40:04.320 Sorry, yeah, yeah.

00:40:05.120 The second cup.

00:40:06.020 Also, you saw my face just drop because I got really excited about going to K-Town to get the specific kimchi broth stew.

00:40:12.020 And I'm really excited to take you.

00:40:13.980 I want to go to the spa and I want to get the kimchi broth stew.

00:40:21.120 And you can eat it naked outside.

00:40:24.540 Oh, at the spa?

00:40:26.520 Yeah, you can order it across. 1.00

00:40:27.940 Just like when I was in Russia in 1963, the banya, they're eating smoked fish. 0.83

00:40:33.100 Yeah, yes. 0.80

00:40:33.760 You know, it's that whole.

00:40:34.200 This is the spa.

00:40:35.880 I'm not saying the name yet because I want to go and have us be completely naked.

00:40:39.540 Yeah.

00:40:40.140 But apparently you go into the corner.

00:40:42.520 we're on the run from naked spa to naked spa just we we the wrecks can drop six months later

00:40:48.440 the wrecks can jump and by the time you get there we're gone the courtyard but my friend just went

00:40:52.980 and said the new renovated courtyard it's very empty you go there you're completely naked and

00:40:58.860 they bring you your food and you're just outside in the enclosed patio naked eating soup i mean i'm

00:41:03.840 just sorry i'm fixing it on if we love it and the listener gets involved i'm going i can be in a 0.99

00:41:09.120 bikini it'll be just as fun also listener sees my ass well yeah sure but it's not the ass 0.97

00:41:16.900 okay it's lounging yeah okay by the way hilarious hilarious us in the locker room together right 0.99

00:41:26.980 yeah okay we do a class together do a studio class us in the locker room okay and it's just 0.99

00:41:34.320 us in there whatever we're chatting it's okay i'm in my shower kate's sort of like topless and

00:41:40.480 we're talking about like topless culture in locker rooms and and whatever and and then like kate's in

00:41:46.660 her shower and she's like yeah it kind of opens up her side okay and i'm like whatever i don't

00:41:50.980 have a problem with it okay yeah i get in the shower right and there's a little crack and i'm

00:41:54.120 like okay i just whatever i don't need to perform it right be i'm self-conscious or something so

00:41:59.520 i've closed it i'm chatting okay you know whatever okay and then and then i hear okay and it's it's

00:42:05.140 the sound of a shower curtain whipping open and and the rings dragging on the metal okay that

00:42:10.740 harsh okay like someone getting out of their own shower you know okay and to make a point she has

00:42:16.780 whipped open my curtain yeah i keep talking i'm like yeah and then we can do it and i go excuse

00:42:21.000 me yeah it was really it was really cute it was because i didn't even think it wasn't even like

00:42:25.900 And if I were to think longer, like I was just like, it was just like, yeah, completing the thought like, yeah, I mean, it's very sisterly.

00:42:34.280 And and what's funny is like, if I thought longer, I'd probably be like, fine with it.

00:42:38.020 It's the initial response is I'm not used to people pulling that curtain.

00:42:41.320 Of course, of course. It's the classic thing of being in the in the dressing room when your mom coming in.

00:42:45.940 I'm naked. I'm naked. It's like being in the Nordstrom dressing room and I'm going, what about this? I'm naked.

00:42:52.460 Like, that is such a core memory.

00:42:55.900 a violation of course oh i had a moment at the the at the artha okay okay spa okay where going

00:43:04.940 into my red light she leaves me in the room and i go i see there's a lock okay and i'm going i'm

00:43:10.240 gonna be naked i'm like i'm like yeah that's why there's a lock there yeah yeah people are like

00:43:14.760 that when she starts pounding on it well i go i go she can even be like okay like what is she 0.99

00:43:21.140 planning on doing in there trying to get extra time in the machine trying to jerk off on my 0.98

00:43:24.360 but am I the machine? 0.99

00:43:25.280 Yeah. 0.98

00:43:27.600 Her and the other girl being like, woman being like, being like,

00:43:30.860 we're using it four to five times a day.

00:43:32.240 It's our favorite machine.

00:43:33.120 Like the entire membership's worth it.

00:43:34.580 It's just kind of, I mean,

00:43:35.860 my dad's been getting red light at Restore Hyper Wellness,

00:43:39.280 the place I got him in there around.

00:43:42.080 I think it was one of LA actually, but he stands between the two things.

00:43:45.240 So you're never burning against the thing.

00:43:46.580 This is why I'm wondering if the true model is something where they've got a,

00:43:49.820 they've got a skewer through you and you're rotating.

00:43:52.940 Like, is there a machine meant to be laid on in that way?

00:43:56.820 I don't know.

00:43:57.620 I ask.

00:43:58.580 I'll do it.

00:44:00.080 But, you know?

00:44:02.400 Red light rotisserie would be ideal.

00:44:04.320 Yeah, and there's a way they could string you up.

00:44:05.620 Reverse rotisserie, though, where you're static.

00:44:08.720 Oh, see, that's...

00:44:09.600 And the rotisserie machine is moving.

00:44:10.540 Right.

00:44:11.540 No, it's just a door.

00:44:12.180 It's like the MRI, right, right.

00:44:15.160 Wait, but Oreo.

00:44:16.440 There's something I wanted to say about that.

00:44:17.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:18.020 Leave us with Oreo.

00:44:19.640 Okay.

00:44:20.260 Oh, oh, and the story.

00:44:21.020 Then we had a cup of noodles laughing in the bed, and then we had cup noodles, as you'll

00:44:26.100 recall.

00:44:26.440 There is no of.

00:44:27.560 And then we had the kind of the Oreo-esque, they don't call it that for obvious reasons. 0.99

00:44:33.420 What do they call that shit? 0.99

00:44:35.080 Mint? 1.00

00:44:35.440 No, it's not mint.

00:44:36.820 You know, like cookies and cream or something. 0.97

00:44:39.140 That Muddy Buddy Chex Mix-y thing with all that whitey powder. 0.95

00:44:43.760 That white powder. 0.62

00:44:44.640 Well, no, it couldn't be peanut butter because you ate it.

00:44:45.980 No.

00:44:46.840 I'm not allergic to peanuts.

00:44:48.120 They're lagoons. 1.00

00:44:48.520 Fuck, every goddamn day. 1.00

00:44:49.600 I am so sorry. 1.00

00:44:51.020 I just think a peanut is the ultimate nut

00:44:53.740 No right and a lot of people are severely allergic to peanuts

00:44:56.100 Growing up my best friend was severely allergic

00:44:57.960 So I'm like nut isn't all nut

00:44:59.760 So we ate them

00:45:01.840 And it was

00:45:02.760 Although I am realizing I think we had a tiny

00:45:05.740 Toke

00:45:06.880 I was gonna say we were a little stoned

00:45:09.740 Yeah which you know is pretty rare

00:45:12.060 And so I'm going

00:45:12.740 Because one time I ate yogurt after a little toke

00:45:15.960 I know I said 11 times on that other pot

00:45:17.840 That doesn't really hold up

00:45:19.280 It's 11 times.

00:45:20.300 Remember, I was like, I've only smoked a joint 11 times in my life.

00:45:23.140 It's more like, because there was a semester in college where I was like, it was part of

00:45:26.540 my routine nightly.

00:45:27.880 Just a little tiny toque.

00:45:28.960 By the way, I've been blowing tree the last like five days.

00:45:32.560 Yeah.

00:45:33.300 How's it coming?

00:45:34.140 Back on the sauce.

00:45:36.700 Really?

00:45:37.080 It's fun.

00:45:37.260 A little dip.

00:45:38.020 Is it a joint?

00:45:38.600 I've been smoking weed in like so long.

00:45:41.020 A proper joint?

00:45:41.720 Yeah.

00:45:41.940 Well, Drew Martin.

00:45:42.680 Shout out to Drew Martin.

00:45:43.340 I want more Drew Martin for Christmas because they're low dose.

00:45:46.860 See?

00:45:47.800 Super low dose.

00:45:48.680 Yeah.

00:45:48.880 because let's get real

00:45:49.840 what am I really there for

00:45:50.800 smoking experience

00:45:51.760 no that's a big part of it

00:45:53.400 if you're gonna have it

00:45:54.200 yeah

00:45:54.380 right

00:45:55.040 super like super low dose

00:45:56.600 you can actually

00:45:57.100 if you're gonna be on the patio

00:45:57.580 it's actually like one hit

00:45:58.540 and then you like

00:45:59.160 blast it to space

00:46:00.260 it's very different than the gummy

00:46:01.120 very different

00:46:02.040 the gummy is

00:46:02.700 what you're talking about

00:46:03.440 you're not

00:46:03.760 you're not desperately

00:46:04.580 puffing outside of a

00:46:06.240 social engagement

00:46:07.080 right

00:46:07.340 you're having a gentle gummy

00:46:08.780 you go in

00:46:09.600 are we done

00:46:10.020 and then 45 minutes later

00:46:10.940 you're like ooh

00:46:11.560 that conversation went well

00:46:12.940 what time is it

00:46:14.160 okay okay

00:46:15.140 love you

00:46:15.880 love you

00:46:16.560 can't wait for next week

00:46:18.880 Thank you.

00:46:48.880 You

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - October 28, 2025

The Haunted Car Wash

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