Under the Influence (with Jo Piazza) - All of Our Thoughts on Poop Cruise with Nick Aster

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, Joe here, and you're listening to a very special episode of Under the Influence

00:00:11.260 with none other than my lovely husband, Nick Astor.

00:00:15.780 I like special episodes, and I like being lovely.

00:00:18.700 Our kids are with my mom right now, and they slept over at her place last night, and we

00:00:24.900 watched something called Poop Cruise.

00:00:29.400 I started laughing. Is that okay?

00:00:31.560 Yeah. I mean, it's hard not to laugh.

00:00:33.980 And that's what we're going to talk about today because we watched this and I had all of the feelings.

00:00:40.780 And I was like, I got to talk about this with someone.

00:00:45.420 And so here we are prepared to be so grossed out, prepared to never want to get on a boat ever again.

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00:01:55.480 Now let's talk about poop. 0.75

00:01:57.020 Poop.

00:01:57.540 Poop.

00:01:58.720 So, well, let's talk about, you know, what the show was.

00:02:02.080 And then I have all kinds of thoughts.

00:02:03.580 Okay.

00:02:03.960 Just the basics.

00:02:05.160 Okay.

00:02:05.500 So first off, we had a free night last night.

00:02:08.960 But we're in between TV shows because we've tried out a lot of shows and we didn't get into them.

00:02:14.800 And I think it's harder than ever to find what you want to watch.

00:02:18.040 I miss the days like I don't miss the days of all commercials, but I miss the days of seeing movie trailers like when I was watching TV, because I feel like we all used to have a collective sense of what movies were available to watch.

00:02:31.200 And then we'd go to Blockbuster to get them.

00:02:34.120 Yes.

00:02:34.920 And you wanted around Blockbuster for an hour and a half and they go home with nothing.

00:02:39.080 That's what used to happen to me.

00:02:40.760 And the weirdest thing about Blockbuster was the porn section.

00:02:43.380 I still think about it all the time.

00:02:44.660 They had porn at Blockbuster.

00:02:46.000 No.

00:02:46.220 the local places the local places had like a bathroom with a curtain did blockbuster not have

00:02:50.940 porn i'm pretty sure they did not but the fact that the fact that those even existed is so gross

00:02:55.620 to me now but anyway so we were trying to figure out what to watch last night and we we go on

00:03:04.120 netflix and we're like all right what's the number one number one movie on netflix right now and it

00:03:09.440 was something called poop cruise train wreck poop cruise now poop is a big conversation starter

00:03:18.260 in our house all of our children are obsessed with poop like we talk about it all the time

00:03:23.400 we're potty training a baby and so this immediately caught our attention i was like we should watch

00:03:27.180 this and you didn't think it was real at first it definitely seemed like a mockumentary like i was

00:03:33.060 like come on this this can't be real this looks these people look like they're acting and i was

00:03:37.460 like no trailer that was the trailer but i was like no i'm like it's real it says documentary

00:03:40.880 and you're still like no it's a mockumentary and i'm like no it's i really this is real this is

00:03:45.360 apparently there was a poop cruise yeah and i don't remember this the well the facts let's just

00:03:51.960 talk about the facts and then i want to go into okay there's a very i'm very impressed with how

00:03:55.440 they did this documentary actually look it's very skillful i'm also going to tell you it was really

00:03:59.180 enjoyable i laughed out loud many times often at other people's expect yeah there were some great

00:04:06.700 characters yeah in this documentary the producers chose very wisely uh the people just the facts

00:04:12.840 just the facts so there was this cruise 2013 carnival cruise i forget the name of the ship

00:04:18.120 and it ran triumph the triumph and it it basically ran a fire lost all power and was

00:04:26.220 adrift in the gulf of mexico um and uh you know well everything nothing worked in particular the

00:04:34.060 toilets so everything started overflowing and it was a disaster and they ran they were running out

00:04:38.000 of food and there was no electricity and you know you can imagine uh the the mayhem and misery that

00:04:45.820 ensued and it was out there for something like four or five days it was like a week it was out

00:04:50.200 there for a week yeah the whole thing was a week um it was only supposed to be four days i also

00:04:55.820 want to say that this is coming on the heels of you and i talking about going on a family cruise

00:05:00.440 Yeah.

00:05:00.860 Although, you know, that's a whole nother podcast episode could get into.

00:05:04.720 Well, because I said I would like to go on a European river cruise.

00:05:09.020 Oh, yeah.

00:05:09.460 I'd love to do that.

00:05:10.260 There are some that do specialize with children.

00:05:13.200 We'll do it maybe next summer.

00:05:14.560 We'll see.

00:05:15.080 Maybe.

00:05:15.340 We'll see.

00:05:15.640 We'll see.

00:05:15.940 Because the thing that I hate the most about traveling with the kids is having to pack

00:05:20.220 them up and move them into different hotels.

00:05:22.180 Yeah.

00:05:22.340 But I also love seeing different cities.

00:05:24.020 Yeah.

00:05:24.480 So I was like European river cruise.

00:05:26.040 But most of them, like the Viking cruises that used to be advertised on Downton Abbey, are just for senior citizens.

00:05:32.760 Or at least over 18, but yeah. 0.99

00:05:34.960 Right. 0.89

00:05:35.400 But then mostly senior citizens go on them.

00:05:37.160 And they're lovely because I sent Glynnis on one when I was the travel editor of Yahoo.

00:05:41.020 And she said it was the best vacation.

00:05:42.960 Oh, it sounds cool.

00:05:43.940 It sounds great.

00:05:44.520 I mean, I would happily be the youngest person on a boat forever.

00:05:48.580 Like, I just, I think that sounds lovely.

00:05:50.640 But anyway, so we've been talking about cruises.

00:05:52.760 And I said European river cruise.

00:05:54.240 And you hate the idea.

00:05:56.040 of cruises but you then but then you also started rabbit holing you're like well there are these

00:06:00.900 cruise ships that go from galveston to cozumel and that was the exact same route that poop cruise

00:06:05.580 took well you know in my defense i i am still very averse to cruises although i do like the

00:06:12.620 small cruises so the small river boats or what we did in the galapagos you know that's totally

00:06:17.500 awesome where there's only 20 or 50 people on the boat right but those are also but those are also

00:06:22.540 so expensive like can we talk about the 0.94

00:06:24.140 bougie-ness of them like

00:06:26.080 I would call it bougie but they're very expensive

00:06:28.180 they're very expensive the boat that we

00:06:29.960 met on in the Galapagos

00:06:32.700 I think that trip is like $10,000 a person

00:06:34.880 something like that we didn't pay for it

00:06:36.560 we got to go for free because we were journalists

00:06:38.340 but like that's pricey

00:06:40.380 or like that Antarctica boat where your parents

00:06:42.380 were on the boat twice that expensive with the Gingrich's

00:06:44.880 yes that's my favorite

00:06:46.680 story ever like how can you

00:06:48.120 how can you float by a glacier when you're

00:06:50.540 right next to Newt Gingrich and not be like

00:06:52.140 don't you think it's melting that's a whole again story for another time a whole other podcast

00:06:57.420 anyway so back to poop cruise so the thing ran out of power you know what happened first that

00:07:03.220 you know electricity's out everybody gets woken up at five in the morning of course they're all

00:07:07.240 hung over because it's carnival cruise line they're so hung over like everyone all of it

00:07:11.440 all of the videos is just of them getting hammered and three of the people interviewed in this are

00:07:17.120 women on a bachelorette party and like all they want to do is get blasted and so they land in

00:07:23.600 cozumel before before the power goes out and there's actual videos and pictures of these 1.00

00:07:29.440 women crawling on the floor to get back to their cabin because they drink so much at this beach

00:07:34.160 in cozumel and look i've been there okay yeah i i've i've done that i get it like she's having 0.99

00:07:39.860 a bachelorette party but one of the number one one of the first complaints when everything stops

00:07:45.940 working is they shut the bars down and people are pissed that they can't drink and then they realize

00:07:51.860 that the toilets won't flush yeah and there's this one there's like a cruise ship director who's kind

00:07:58.400 of like julie from the love boat and she's the voice of god here and i love her so much she has

00:08:03.340 this british accent jen like hello it's jen um that's my bad british accent and she has to keep

00:08:10.460 announcing these terrible things like oh my gosh the toilets are no longer flushing you're going to

00:08:16.760 have to urinate in the showers and if it's a number two bags will be distributed so they

00:08:24.920 distribute these red like biohazard bags and tell people they have to poop in them and then put them

00:08:31.220 in a trash bin outside their room and no one wants to poop in them and there's this one guy who's

00:08:37.020 there on his first vacation with his father-in-law and all he wants to do is impress his father-in-law

00:08:41.300 so he decides he will not poop until he gets off this ship or he will not poop in the red bag

00:08:45.340 yes good characters well chosen well chosen characters well and then my my other favorite

00:08:50.640 character is a russian bartender because they try to do their best we don't know if she was

00:08:55.440 russian she was former soviet union could have been ukrainian belarus yeah okay yeah she said

00:09:00.340 former Soviet Union uh I'm typecasting her but she she loves being a bartender on this cruise ship

00:09:09.800 and they really they do a good job of doing the upstairs downstairs of the cruise the paying

00:09:14.060 guests and then the people that are are working for them and you know she's she she she likes to

00:09:21.180 point out that everyone on the staff is doing it all the time and that when she is awoken by this

00:09:27.000 alarm at five in the morning she is in bed with one of the engineers yes who leaps out of bed

00:09:33.100 puts on his you know whatever your safety outfit is and races down to the engine room to find it

00:09:39.560 engulfed in flames they manage to put out the fire they realize it's a much bigger problem than they

00:09:45.460 had previously thought the electric system is totally shot the boat is just dead in the water

00:09:51.620 And my other favorite part about this bartender is, like, as this progresses and this becomes, I'm not going to say it's full Lord of the Flies, but it's not good what happens on this boat.

00:10:02.400 These people cannot handle hardship at all. 0.83

00:10:07.080 And the former Soviet Union-born bartender is just mocking how soft all of these Americans are.

00:10:14.460 She's like, now you know what my life was like.

00:10:16.420 We should never do Russian license, by the way. 0.99

00:10:18.100 It's no problem.

00:10:19.620 like a russian accent is every accent you do is like a russian accent no like you kind of make

00:10:27.580 everyone no matter where they're from sound like a bulgarian gangster all right um so

00:10:32.320 yeah so things things get weird right the toilets aren't flushing at one point they describe what's 0.87

00:10:40.240 happening happening in the bathrooms because people refuse to poop in the red bags as people

00:10:44.480 would go and then put toilet paper over it and then go again and someone describes it as a poop

00:10:49.520 lasagna yes it's toilet paper on top of poop another lacquer right and then eventually that

00:10:56.260 fills up and then and then and then and then a tugboat finally comes to rescue them but it tips

00:11:03.420 the ship over slightly on its side so everything spills out of the toilets and all over the floors

00:11:09.460 soaked in soaked soaked so ghastly the name poop cruise is very very accurate but my like the other

00:11:17.360 part that is amazing to me is after a couple of days of no power and no toilets someone on the

00:11:23.160 ship is like we should just reopen the bar yes just give this give these people a treat yeah

00:11:30.840 give these angry people like just douse the fire with gasoline and jen or julie from the love boat

00:11:38.320 yeah in her defense was fairly opposed to this she was against this because it's a terrible plan

00:11:43.240 And so all of a sudden, everyone gets hammered.

00:11:46.380 And they're free, too.

00:11:47.540 It's free.

00:11:47.920 So you can imagine.

00:11:49.300 Yeah.

00:11:49.660 So everyone gets hammered.

00:11:51.460 And at first, they're dancing and happy.

00:11:54.440 And then there's fights.

00:11:56.120 Two people are just doing it out in the open on a shade lounge on the top deck.

00:12:00.840 By the way, there's children on this cruise ship.

00:12:03.340 You spy them in the corners.

00:12:05.960 You don't see a lot of them because it's really just a lot of people getting wasted in very small.

00:12:12.380 like a lot of fat men in very small bathing suits is what you say um and i don't care if i'm body 0.77

00:12:17.480 shaving gross men i really don't i never feel bad about body shaving men uh anyway big men large 0.95

00:12:23.300 large men who should not be wearing tiny wiener bikiners and so yeah they open the bar and then 0.99

00:12:30.100 people are like peeing off the balconies and it's just it's madness so then they have to shut down 0.98

00:12:35.440 the bar again and everyone's pissed off again and then one of the sister cruise ships comes by

00:12:43.400 but they can't like just jump off and get on like logistically that's impossible it was unclear why

00:12:49.360 the sister cruise ship even bothered because they were giving food they gave them food because all

00:12:54.760 the food was going bad um they didn't rescue anybody i mean every all the people on the other

00:12:59.440 ships are waved and partied and they're just like mocking them they're just like taking videos of

00:13:03.640 them and mocking them and like they're continuing on their bar is still open they're still like

00:13:07.600 well fed and these people have built tent cities at this point on top of this boat uh but the ship

00:13:14.960 came close enough that they got cell service right because all the cell service on the boat was out

00:13:19.480 you know junkies everyone hurls themselves to the railing to make them calls and text messages and

00:13:27.240 that's how the media found out that's how the media found out and then cnn took advantage of

00:13:31.800 this because this is when like 2013 cnn's not doing great in the ratings and they're like we

00:13:36.560 are going to capitalize on poop cruise yes yeah and they did um and i mean that's that's about it

00:13:43.040 like they it's very entertaining it was more entertaining than it should have been i liked

00:13:48.960 the characters i mean i was just like i really was laughing out loud the whole time it made me

00:13:55.820 never want to go on a cruise ever literally ever um i mean even the but the riverboat cruises i'm

00:14:06.200 like i could just swim to shore right and i kept thinking didn't you keep thinking what you would

00:14:10.460 do on poop cruise because i'm like what if i may i mean i have a whole download of this you know

00:14:16.600 no it didn't look i've never been particularly enthusiastic about taking one of these maybe

00:14:22.040 cruises anyway i'd be willing to do it just to say i've done it see i like the idea of children

00:14:26.940 being contained in one place and also with like some level of child care occupation and you know

00:14:33.500 you go someplace there's a beach and it doesn't really matter where it is totally totally i mean

00:14:37.820 but i've only and i've only been on one cruise when i was the editor of yahoo travel they sent

00:14:42.080 me on a top chef cruise that went from new york where i was living to bermuda and i don't even

00:14:47.040 remember there were two top chef contestants on it and they're like the celebrities on the cruise

00:14:51.040 and they were a bunch they were like total douchebag dudes who were just trying to like

00:14:54.500 do it with as many girls on the boat as possible but they did all these cooking demonstrations

00:14:59.980 and stuff i felt a little bit claustrophobic yeah on this cruise um you know so yeah i don't know i

00:15:09.000 don't know if we are cruise people a lot of my friends like the disney cruises um i'm willing

00:15:14.240 I'm willing to try anything once, but I have to, like, this did make me, I definitely won't go on a carnival cruise.

00:15:22.600 Have we jumped carnival stock price since this became the, like, number one show on Netflix?

00:15:26.240 If I may, I'm going to get to the whole thing.

00:15:27.900 I mean, you know, evidently it didn't ultimately hurt carnival very much because they managed to handle it, and there's more to that story.

00:15:35.000 Oh, I was thinking maybe we should take one quick break, but you know what?

00:15:38.380 I'm not going to do that.

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00:16:19.200 Okay, back to Poop Cruise.

00:16:20.280 Now, here's the deal.

00:16:21.040 I think this was a very, very well done documentary.

00:16:23.580 And it wasn't too long.

00:16:24.360 It was only an hour.

00:16:25.080 And I'm like, you know what?

00:16:25.740 I'm in and out.

00:16:26.300 Well, apparently it's part of the series.

00:16:27.900 That's what the train wreck thing is.

00:16:29.520 I kind of wish it were standalone because I think I'd like it more.

00:16:32.040 I don't feel particularly compelled to watch more train wreck.

00:16:35.260 I don't know what the next train wreck is going to be.

00:16:37.380 I think it's about Rob Ford, the former mayor of Toronto, who was a train wreck.

00:16:42.640 Okay.

00:16:43.200 Well, but anyway, here's why I thought it was so great.

00:16:48.880 Number one, first of all, I don't remember.

00:16:51.420 I vaguely remember seeing like one news item about this and thinking, well, that's interesting and drugging it off.

00:16:58.140 I do not recall this being a media sensation.

00:17:00.240 I don't either. But I'm trying to figure out when we launched Yahoo Travel because I was a travel editor at this point. And I was texting my former colleagues from Yahoo Travel and was like, did we cover this? And Laura, Laura Begley Bloom was like, I do like, I do think we did this. I do. But I'm like, we loved traffic so much that I can't believe we didn't just fully capitalize on this. But it might have been right when we were launching.

00:17:25.280 Maybe it was just before. It was like two years.

00:17:27.700 You and I got married in 2015 and Yahoo was almost done.

00:17:31.000 And I was there for three years.

00:17:32.220 I don't know.

00:17:33.680 So here's what I don't think that this experience was anywhere near as traumatic as the documentary makes it out to be.

00:17:42.580 I'm not saying it was pleasant.

00:17:44.200 I'm sure it was, you know, an unpleasant experience with food running out and the smell of pee.

00:17:49.280 But, you know, this is not like these people lived through a war or something.

00:17:53.500 But a lot of them acted like they did.

00:17:54.800 That's the thing.

00:17:55.200 Like, I do think that these people.

00:17:57.020 Because I think that the direction of the documentary was to gin it up a bit.

00:18:01.220 I don't know.

00:18:01.580 I also think that Americans are indeed soft, as our former Soviet Union friend said, and that we're bad at dealing with hard checks.

00:18:09.280 Well, we like to call attention to ourselves and lay a bunch of drama down.

00:18:12.960 Right.

00:18:13.120 Oh, my God, I almost died.

00:18:14.600 I had to poop in a bag.

00:18:15.720 I had to poop in a bag.

00:18:17.060 Which I would totally.

00:18:18.300 I don't know.

00:18:18.740 These people were actually a little bit soft because, I mean, I'm not a person who camped before we got married, but we've camped.

00:18:28.860 You know, we camp as a family.

00:18:30.360 We camped out last week, you know, in our backyard.

00:18:34.040 And, you know, and he outside, I've pooped in the woods.

00:18:39.840 Like, what?

00:18:40.820 Like, just, I don't know.

00:18:43.000 Poop in the back.

00:18:44.140 The act of sewage flowing on the floor.

00:18:45.760 That part's gross.

00:18:46.300 That's unpleasant.

00:18:46.820 That part's gross.

00:18:47.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:48.740 But the fact that no, like, everyone was so freaked out about the bag poopage was very interesting to me.

00:18:56.880 Well, but what I think they did was they took what was, you know, a potentially humorous, you know, situation with some trauma, some mild trauma.

00:19:06.700 Sure.

00:19:06.920 And they very skillfully turned it into what is simultaneously a comedy.

00:19:13.400 That's the thing.

00:19:14.180 It does.

00:19:15.100 It is a documentary that plays like a mockumentary.

00:19:18.300 Yeah.

00:19:18.740 yeah exactly and you know um you mentioned carnival like the carnival pr guy agreed to

00:19:25.100 speak on this uh he did he said and they were very good at spinning it they said yeah this was

00:19:30.840 a big mess and however you know we thought everyone was gonna freak out and sue us which

00:19:36.760 by the way they can't because of some fine print in your ticket which is a fascinating rabbit hole

00:19:41.240 but um so nobody was nobody sued anybody apparently or or successfully anyway no but the carnival

00:19:48.320 settled the people got like they got like five hundred dollars yeah they got their money back

00:19:53.140 and a free cruise which what i want to know it's better than nothing but you know but i was pressed

00:19:59.160 with the guy because he said look here's what actually happened you know everybody got off

00:20:03.340 that boat of course they were delighted to get off the boat but at the end of the day they

00:20:07.500 congratulated the crew because this was not in anybody's job description the crew handled it

00:20:11.880 they rallied they found the freaking you know loaves of bread that were left they fed people

00:20:16.460 they dealt with the mass as best they could they tried to keep everybody calm they gave them booze

00:20:20.800 that backfired but you know like at the end of the day it sounded like people walked away thinking

00:20:25.500 well that sucked but at least the crew was really professional and yeah yeah no that that is true

00:20:31.080 that is true what is interesting to me is and this is just what i kept thinking

00:20:37.680 that they didn't try to evacuate well you couldn't where are you gonna go i don't they had life

00:20:44.540 boat so why didn't they just send another boat i mean i guess as long as the boat is not physically

00:20:49.620 sinking i think it would be far preferable to remain on it than in a tiny light boat lifeboat

00:20:56.320 with you know those things that it's like you you're sitting like once people lapse in those

00:21:00.920 things like that would that would be far worse for a multi-day journey yeah i mean i'm not gonna

00:21:06.300 i'm not gonna question because i know nothing about maritime situation but uh all i could think

00:21:15.200 was like what would my escape plan be well and also people were then hoarding food and stealing

00:21:20.100 food and also allegedly allegedly uh but it just made me think about like how humanity does often

00:21:28.640 immediately go to the darkest darkest place yeah although you know i think it didn't sound like

00:21:34.480 no i mean there may have been some scuffles but it didn't sound like this

00:21:38.000 full-on lord of the flies here fair point all right so last question would you recommend poop

00:21:44.660 cruise i would i was highly entertaining it's only an hour long you know if you're just looking for

00:21:51.200 some something to do after dinner it's a good choice i agree i agree i'm gonna i'm gonna give

00:21:56.980 two thumbs up to poop cruise and uh two thumbs down to ever going on a carnival cruise that's

00:22:02.300 not a thing that's going to happen for us yeah you know probably but not because of that my

00:22:08.100 understanding is the reputation is carnivals you know a raging party and i just don't know that

00:22:13.340 that sounds like a great kids cruise i don't think it's necessarily us anymore because we're like as

00:22:17.800 much as i like to tie it on i like to tie it on like in my friend's backyard yeah yeah but not

00:22:23.920 necessarily at a pool yeah i'm open to it like as a one shot the kids are little i just i don't want

00:22:31.200 Disney. Right. I can't stand

00:22:33.300 the idea of constant marketing

00:22:35.280 in the kid's face with freaking 0.96

00:22:37.120 cartoons. You know, they see enough of 0.98

00:22:39.280 it. Like, let's not go over the top

00:22:41.260 with it. Just give me a nice

00:22:42.940 modest one. Fine. It can

00:22:45.260 have a water slide or whatever. We love a water

00:22:47.300 slide. We're going to Hershey Park. Freaking go-karts

00:22:49.480 on the cruise ship. That just

00:22:51.220 sounds horrible to me. Like, I don't want anything to do

00:22:53.180 with that. I don't know. All right. Well, look,

00:22:55.100 if you guys have good cruise recommendations,

00:22:57.640 we will take them.

00:22:59.320 And if you watch Poop Cruise, let us know.

00:23:03.560 Shoot us a line.

00:23:04.820 And do not forget to buy Everyone is Lying to.

00:23:07.480 Right now, people, it is so cheap.

00:23:09.440 I put this book out in paperback instead of hardcover just to make it less expensive and easier for you to throw in your beach bag.

00:23:16.320 Because I am always thinking about you.

00:23:18.020 Grab your copy today.

00:23:19.360 Shebang.

00:23:20.800 Bye.

00:23:28.680 Thank you.

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Under the Influence (with Jo Piazza) - June 28, 2025

All of Our Thoughts on Poop Cruise with Nick Aster

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