Under the Influence (with Jo Piazza) - August 10, 2025


Sunday Night Things: The Billionaires Who Want to Live Forever

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00:00:00.000 Hello, all. Happy Sunday, and welcome to Sunday Nice Things. It is loud in my house right now.
00:00:12.560 Just really loud. There's no other way to describe it. There's a lot of talking and yelling and
00:00:21.120 singing, which is nice, but not when combined with the talking and the yelling. So you can
00:00:27.740 you can hear all the peoples right now. These are what Sundays are like for me these days.
00:00:32.780 About this time last year, I started a podcast project with my good friend Dori Shiffreer
00:00:36.460 about people with too much money. Sadly, podcasts take a lot of work to make, and it's tough to
00:00:42.000 make money from a new podcast. So we stopped making the podcast too much money, but I think
00:00:46.780 it's more important than ever now, especially because these oligarchs are essentially controlling
00:00:51.640 our government. So for the next few Sunday Nice Things, I'm going to bring back some old episodes
00:00:56.620 episodes of Too Much Money. They're a lot of fun. It's just the gonzo banana stuff that
00:01:00.620 billionaires do when they have the ability to buy anything in the entire world. And this episode is
00:01:04.780 one of my favorites. It's about the billionaires trying to buy immortality. It's always the worst
00:01:09.900 dudes who want to live forever. And the things they're doing to try to extend their lifespan
00:01:13.600 are truly remarkably ridiculous. I love this episode. I'm going to drop the feed for Too
00:01:19.420 Much Money in the show notes so you can binge all of them if you want. Enjoy. This one's a doozy.
00:01:26.620 very first dive. I make decisions with my wallet, not my mind. Too much money for one person to
00:01:35.480 control. Ooh, audacity will not buy back your soul.
00:01:43.800 Hello and welcome to Too Much Money, the podcast that asks, does being a billionaire make you 0.96
00:01:57.240 crazy or do you need to be crazy to be a billionaire? I'm Dori Shafrir.
00:02:00.920 And I'm Joe Piazza. I also, I want to tell people this week that we're recording
00:02:06.560 during the first week of January. So I don't know about you, Dori, but I'm surrounded by
00:02:13.280 resolutions and also what I, what I think of as resolution 2.0, which is intentions.
00:02:20.240 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. How do you feel about that?
00:02:26.140 You know, there's like, I like the idea of resets. I do. Totally. I like the idea of,
00:02:32.760 okay, yeah. You know, I, I have been a little dehydrated. Maybe I should drink some more water
00:02:38.200 and move my body more. You and I talked about how you want to make sure you're doing your back yoga
00:02:45.800 so your back hurts less. All good things. One of the things that I'm actually enjoying right now
00:02:53.640 is that a lot of my friends are putting me on accountability text chains or threads or
00:03:00.000 whatsapps to like check in with each other do you have any of these sort of um i have there's a group
00:03:10.160 of women here in los angeles and we get together occasionally to to write and we will text each 0.94
00:03:16.240 other but i did just join an actual like accountability workshop where i'm paying money
00:03:22.020 to someone um to help me with accountability because that is a big thing that is like
00:03:30.720 yeah great I'm excited for this for you I mean you know look I I just felt I I agree with you 0.95
00:03:40.420 I'm a I'm a big fan of feeling like renewal is important and 2023 was such a shit show I mean
00:03:47.480 there were some highlights like starting this podcast but you know that was great that was a
00:03:51.160 there were also some some real lows and so i'm just i'm ready to just like leave 2023 in the in 0.98
00:03:58.680 the rear view mirror as it were yeah no i'm ready for let's light that let's light that shit on fire 0.85
00:04:04.220 and i i bring up uh accountability threads and workshops today for a reason because i 0.96
00:04:14.140 just recently discovered the billionaire version of an accountability text thread
00:04:20.740 What?
00:04:21.900 Yeah.
00:04:22.720 Yeah.
00:04:23.180 It is called the Rejuvenation Olympics.
00:04:28.220 No.
00:04:28.640 Come on.
00:04:30.060 Yeah.
00:04:30.400 Yeah.
00:04:30.640 And it's not about, you know, writing a set amount of words a day or finally losing that baby weight and getting in your 10,000 steps.
00:04:39.400 The goal of the Rejuvenation Olympics is to reverse your aging and live forever.
00:04:47.880 Oh.
00:04:49.200 Mm-hmm.
00:04:49.940 Yeah, yeah, it is. It is. And that's what today's episode is about. It's about billionaires and actually multi-millionaires, just rich, rich people, mostly dudes, their obsession with living forever, with extending their life, with never dying. This is a thing. This is a thing that billionaires, yet another thing that billionaires are obsessed with.
00:05:16.840 Wow.
00:05:17.400 yeah yeah um so the rejuvenation olympics like i said the billionaire version of your
00:05:26.640 accountability thread it's like it's an online leaderboard and it was launched by
00:05:32.500 yet another tech millionaire named brian johnson and the goal is like they're competing to see
00:05:40.940 who can slow their biological age the fastest like who can reverse their aging wow okay
00:05:51.100 one article about it on on vox said it's almost like who can be the best benjamin button
00:05:58.460 i i mean as with many of these things that billionaires do
00:06:10.300 like i feel like if you think about it for more than five minutes you're like
00:06:14.700 why would i want this why would i want this and we're gonna get into this we are gonna get
00:06:21.960 into that we are we're gonna dig in now before we get into that i need you to google a picture
00:06:30.080 of brian johnson millionaire for me because i was gonna send this to you i just i need your
00:06:34.660 first visceral reaction when you see him okay i see i see a few different pictures of him one
00:06:46.580 he looks like a totally normal person right so this is likely if it's a normal picture of him
00:06:52.980 it's likely before yes okay and then i'm seeing some pictures of him holding up vials of blood
00:07:01.880 yeah shirtless shirtless holding up vials of blood looks like one of those very pale vampires
00:07:10.300 from the hbo yes yes he looks yes he looks like ai he looks like an ai generated he looks like an 0.73
00:07:19.260 ai generated person and yes the one that created the rejuvenation olympics where these very very
00:07:28.440 rich people again mostly men yeah are competing and sharing what they're doing um they adjust
00:07:35.960 their diets they take like a gazillion supplements they're constantly being tested by doctors and
00:07:44.460 then they get their age retested this is a thing that may that is likely very likely completely
00:07:50.000 bunk science the idea that you can test your biological age but that that's how they compete
00:07:57.400 that's how you move up the leaderboard someone on the website of the rejuvenation olympics
00:08:02.420 actually said you win by never crossing the finish line no yeah yeah yeah wow okay yeah
00:08:13.200 and you know it may he may have an unfair advantage because he created the rejuvenation olympics
00:08:19.900 but brian johnson is consistent very consistently the leader of the rejuvenation olympics it's
00:08:27.320 like if I were to create, you know, a family holiday Olympics, but I rigged everything so
00:08:34.300 that I was always the queen, right? Or like, or we did, we did a trivia night over the holidays.
00:08:40.400 Nick hosted a trivia night at our local bar. So it's almost as if Nick's like, all right,
00:08:46.380 I'm going to create trivia for everyone, but I'm also playing.
00:08:50.920 Right. It just seems like I wrote, I wrote all the questions, but I'm also
00:08:57.080 competing in the in the contest and so therefore i know all the answers um but yeah i mean brian
00:09:03.180 johnson is very consistently winning this game of who can be biologically the youngest and he's done
00:09:12.000 some crazy crazy stuff that we're i mean we've there there are a lot of profiles out out there
00:09:19.940 of him that dig into exactly what he's doing he also has a youtube channel which has gazillions
00:09:26.840 of subscribers where he documents his journey to to d of course of course because how could you
00:09:34.720 how could you want to live forever without also wanting to be a longevity influencer
00:09:39.320 totally totally again this definitely crosses over to under the influence what yeah to under
00:09:47.380 over the influence and to under the influence what is a longevity influencer it is clearly brian
00:09:52.780 johnson wow okay yeah and the stuff that he does is gonzo he yeah i want to hear he claims that he
00:10:02.140 eats something like 70 pounds of vegetables a month he's received blood transfusions from his
00:10:07.520 17 year old son because he believes that younger blood makes him younger oh my god yeah and like
00:10:17.300 I mean if I were his son like can you really give consent for that kind of thing you know what I
00:10:24.360 mean no no I just yeah exactly if your dad is like give me your blood kid I'm cutting you off
00:10:33.480 right exactly millions of dollars right yeah I mean that's what I'm saying it's like a little
00:10:41.320 coerced this level of optimized lifestyle and all of the things that he's doing cost at least
00:10:50.040 two million dollars a year wow okay yeah yeah now do you do you want me to back up and tell
00:11:02.520 you a little bit about how he got his money like who he was before he yeah yeah who is this guy
00:11:07.020 because because he's as when i googled him i realized he's like almost exactly my age he is
00:11:14.820 three months younger than me but of course you know he's well biologically dory right exactly
00:11:20.660 he's 25 years younger than me yeah yeah no he's like he's you know he's in our in our age zone
00:11:29.380 um but brian johnson it's brian with a y by the way if everyone out there is also googling him
00:11:37.140 He's not like a household name rich guy.
00:11:40.900 Right.
00:11:41.500 Totally.
00:11:41.920 He's not, he's not Elon Musk.
00:11:43.540 He's not Peter Thiel.
00:11:44.420 No, no, no.
00:11:45.060 But he's recently gotten into a feud with Elon Musk, which will, again, so much to get
00:11:50.100 here, get so much to get to here.
00:11:52.220 So much, so much.
00:11:53.960 So he, Brian Johnson, Brian with a Y, made most of his money by creating a payments processing
00:12:01.600 company you know just a way again to like harness the internet to take money from people it was
00:12:08.060 called brain tree do you remember brain tree brain tree i don't think that i do i think it
00:12:15.260 seems like it was a back-end kind of thing and that's how a lot of these rich guys made their
00:12:19.300 money the back-end ways yeah to take other people's money yeah he sold brain tree to ebay
00:12:27.040 for about 800 million dollars okay yeah all right there it is there it is right there is
00:12:36.940 right there and he was young he was young when he did that it was way back in 2013 uh he made
00:12:44.140 about 400 million dollars off of that oh wait actually no he made about 300 million dollars
00:12:51.240 off of that sale okay that's a that's a pretty penny yeah yeah and this that makes him his net
00:13:00.160 worth now is allegedly around 400 million dollars this is the first time i came across this word
00:13:05.660 in our research he's what business journalists call a centi-millionaire
00:13:10.760 what does that mean well to distinguish the average millionaire because we say a lot we're
00:13:18.280 Like, oh, not everyone we're talking about is a billionaire.
00:13:20.600 There's some millionaires.
00:13:22.300 And I guess centi-millionaire is to distinguish the average millionaire from the person with many hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:13:33.200 Oh, I see.
00:13:34.700 Mm-hmm.
00:13:35.380 Mm-hmm.
00:13:36.600 Okay.
00:13:37.420 They don't want to be grouped in with the average millionaire.
00:13:40.000 They don't.
00:13:40.680 They don't.
00:13:41.120 That's not their jam.
00:13:42.300 They are not like those people.
00:13:43.340 No.
00:13:43.920 Right.
00:13:44.640 Right.
00:13:45.220 Right.
00:13:45.880 No.
00:13:46.300 Well, good.
00:13:46.640 I'm glad we have that distinction.
00:13:48.280 It's good that we have that word. It's good. Okay, so he made a lot of money selling Braintree. But despite how successful he was financially, he was very depressed. He was unhappy in his life. He had three kids. He was unhappy in his marriage. He says that he was something like 50 pounds overweight and really miserable.
00:14:09.820 so he goes through a lot of therapy he gets divorced and then he begins his quest to reverse
00:14:17.980 his biological age mm-hmm yeah okay all right so i mean what i'm hearing is like classic midlife
00:14:26.500 crisis situation classic classic midlife crisis and i think we should take a quick break here
00:14:35.040 and then we'll talk a little bit more about all of the things that brian johnson is doing
00:14:41.560 to benjamin button himself
00:14:43.800 hold on to your hats we're back okay holding holding holding holding
00:15:04.860 so brian johnson the centimillionaire has claimed that spending something like two million dollars
00:15:13.280 a year to reverse aging has helped him as a 46 year old man have the skin of a 28 year old
00:15:22.440 the heart of a 37 year old and the lung capacity of an 18 year old 0.89
00:15:29.260 wow and we haven't even gotten into the way he measures his penile function 0.90
00:15:38.200 oh no joe oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah it's all here it's all right here it is it is 0.70
00:15:46.780 oh here's a question i'm hearing a lot of
00:15:53.300 metrics associated with physical health but what about what about mental health what about
00:16:01.340 happiness is brian johnson happy i do not think so he does not seem like a happy individual i've
00:16:09.680 i've now read probably about 10 interviews with him i went down a real long rabbit hole last night
00:16:17.320 watching his youtube videos and like you said earlier he does seem not even like someone but
00:16:24.200 something created by ai he doesn't seem like a real person anymore but and and i think i think
00:16:39.160 that a lot of the listeners are going to agree with us once we go through his his daytime his
00:16:46.860 daytime routine okay yeah i'm i'm like bracing myself yeah no you really do need need need to
00:16:56.540 brace yourself so he goes to bed by 8 30 every single night sleep is a very important part
00:17:05.340 of the de-aging process it's a lot of sleep i mean look i don't disagree i don't disagree with that
00:17:13.280 like sleep is important right like sleep is so and so the things that i'm going to start out with
00:17:19.500 are not entirely crazy pants right he goes to sleep at 8 30 he doesn't drink yet another thing
00:17:26.820 would i probably be a little bit healthier if i didn't consume alcohol probably probably
00:17:34.800 um he he only consumes about 2 000 calories a day and he only eats them between the hours of
00:17:44.320 6 a.m and 11 a.m and then he does not eat anything else until he goes to bed at 8 30
00:17:50.300 he eats between 6 a.m and 11 a.m and doesn't eat for the rest of the day no okay so
00:17:59.780 i mean i know people do intermittent fasting but my i've never done it my understanding is that
00:18:08.120 like a typical window is eight hours i think so i do i do some intermittent fasting i've tried it
00:18:16.660 i like it actually i do i do and the window of not eating is usually 16 hours right so eight
00:18:27.180 hours of eating that's what eight hours eight hours yeah yeah yeah the eight hour window eating
00:18:30.880 yeah yeah yeah totally totally so he has he has reduced that to five hours starting at 6 a.m
00:18:38.700 he has reduced that to he only eats for five hours of it now like I said I watched so many
00:18:47.440 of his videos I read a lot of the profiles the best profile out there and this is so good we've
00:18:53.800 we're going to post it for everyone in notes is by charlotte alter at time magazine it's just it's
00:19:03.000 you know the kind of journalism i like dory like i love an immersive ridiculous meaty profile where
00:19:11.440 you're just like in the freaking trenches totally this one is so good it's so good she went to his 0.82
00:19:19.480 house tried some of the weird shit that he does and goes in she feels like one of us right she 0.97
00:19:27.240 goes in with the right amount of skepticism she's like i love pizza are we gonna get along 0.97
00:19:32.520 right and she wrote in time i spent three days observing johnson to learn what a life run by an
00:19:41.360 algorithm would look like and whether the next evolution of being human would have any real
00:19:47.840 humanity at all okay and what did what did she learn oh my so so much so she she goes to the
00:19:58.760 house it's beautiful it's very sparse it's very minimalistic brian starts out by making her what 0.99
00:20:07.680 he eats every morning and by eat i mean drink because most of what he consumes all 70 pounds
00:20:14.240 of vegetables are all mushed up into juice or bowl mush concoctions oh my god yeah and he's
00:20:22.540 taking more than a hundred supplements a day so he is just he's just mashing these pills up and
00:20:28.540 swallowing pills trying to get all of those hundred supplements in in that tiny tiny window
00:20:35.660 because i don't know about you but i can't have a vitamin unless i've like had a snack first
00:20:40.900 because I don't feel good right also like he seems like the exact target audience for Soylent
00:20:49.740 oh my god I thought all I could think about was Soylent the whole time I was reading this
00:20:58.060 so her description of him is is amazing he has the body of an 18 year old and the face of someone
00:21:10.280 who has spent millions attempting to look like an 18-year-old.
00:21:14.880 His skin is pale and glowing,
00:21:17.020 which is partly because of the multiple laser treatments he's done
00:21:19.700 and partly because he had no hair on his entire body.
00:21:26.980 Oh, wow.
00:21:29.000 The hair on his head is not dyed,
00:21:30.920 but he does use a gray hair reversal concoction.
00:21:36.560 That sounds like hair dye for me.
00:21:38.200 Yeah. He says it's an herbal extract, but that also sounds like hair dye to me.
00:21:47.040 Right. Yeah. It's a tinted herbal extract.
00:21:51.080 It's a tinted herbal extract that is not hair dye, but changes his hair from gray to dark brown.
00:21:58.360 Right.
00:21:59.040 Yes. Yes. So he walked Charlotte Alter through his morning routine. Wake up at 4.53.
00:22:08.200 In a bedroom that has nothing in it because he only believes in sleeping in there.
00:22:13.920 The only object in the room was a laser face shield that he puts on to grow collagen and reduce wrinkles.
00:22:21.460 And then, now we're going to get into it.
00:22:24.000 If you guys have the kids, maybe send the kids out of the room. 0.99
00:22:27.040 The other device in the bedroom is the one that he attaches to his penis while he sleeps to measure his nighttime erections. 0.99
00:22:38.200 he's telling this he's telling this to a reporter from time magazine 0.99
00:22:42.100 he measures them because he believes that that is yet another marker of biological age
00:22:48.340 and he said with a straight freaking face no i have on i have on average 0.97
00:22:55.520 two hours and 12 minutes each night of erection of a certain quality 0.99
00:23:00.220 does he talk at all about his waking sex life he does he does he does yeah yeah yeah yeah he bring
00:23:10.900 he he he brought that up he said specifically not that i like really want to know but like
00:23:16.000 since he's so fixated on his nighttime sexual first off do you want to know what the don't
00:23:22.320 you want to know what the erection tracker looks like because no no i mean i do but i don't but i 0.65
00:23:27.360 do but you do but i do yeah yeah according according to the story it looks like a little
00:23:32.400 airpods case with a turquoise strap and again sure like i want to hang out with charlotte altar i'm 0.96
00:23:37.840 going to send her a message be like dude like can we get some freaking pizza together because she 1.00
00:23:44.080 describes it as like a purse worn by a penis stop yeah 0.99
00:23:51.240 a purse worn by a penis and he just like puts this on every night he puts this on every night 0.99
00:24:00.400 because he believes that by measuring how often he's he's you know getting getting excited he can 0.99
00:24:08.880 get closer to what he wants which is to be an 18 year old boy again and I'm like oh gross can I
00:24:13.760 like oh my god if my husband all of a sudden became an 18 year old boy like in some movie 0.70
00:24:18.980 freaky friday kind of thing and be like that is get out of my house there's nothing more disgusting
00:24:23.820 than an 18 year old boy yes he says that if he were and how did he even get these measurements 0.98
00:24:29.740 i don't know he claims that the average erection time for 18 year old men is three hours and 30
00:24:37.000 minutes so he's he's not there yet he's not there yet wow i really i really wish him the best in 0.98
00:24:45.300 this journey of his penile journey. Well, of course. I wasn't surprised that there was a
00:24:54.140 penile journey built into this. These techie longevity freaks are so obsessed with measuring 0.98
00:25:02.800 every data point of their bodies that even though it didn't originally occur to me, I'm like, of 0.94
00:25:08.500 course, they're measuring their erections. It's the one like that's what these men are obsessed
00:25:12.180 with yes yeah yeah but he does admit he's like it would be really hard to date me there's a lot not
00:25:17.320 to like i don't think that he actually like craves human connection he does not seem to crave human
00:25:27.400 connection he does not no no no not not at all not at all and the interesting thing is it's not
00:25:33.240 just health and body with him it's his looks too he seems to be obsessed with what his face looks
00:25:41.820 like and he uses all kinds of creams and that laser light mask and red and blue lights to
00:25:48.680 stimulate all kind of collagen growth like he wants to look like a baby
00:25:55.640 yes right right you're right like it's there's there's an element of like immaturity here
00:26:04.580 yes exactly exactly like this like I want perfect baby booty skin is what he wants
00:26:14.440 I mean look I get it like you know as I said like I'm pretty much exactly his same age like
00:26:24.100 we are at an age where it's like you know you do start to notice these physical changes and it is
00:26:32.380 disorienting and scary and like you start to feel like you don't look like yourself anymore
00:26:40.520 totally but I also don't want to look like a vampire
00:26:43.720 but a thousand percent that was that was kind of where I was going with this is like
00:26:50.280 I I don't know what he's trying to achieve and I and I feel like what I'm hearing from you as
00:26:59.660 you're describing what he's doing, it's kind of reminding me of people who get endless plastic
00:27:06.120 surgery. Oh, yes. Or even like endless fillers or, you know, any sort of, yeah, yeah. Any sort
00:27:13.860 of like, you know, appearance based procedure that there's some goal in their mind of what
00:27:26.160 they're going to look like and it keeps changing and it's never enough and that's kind of like
00:27:32.860 what i what i hear happening here is like he's never gonna look young enough he's never his
00:27:39.160 skin is never gonna be smooth enough he's like he's never gonna get enough erections he's never
00:27:45.080 gonna his erections will never last long enough because once he reaches his like supposed goal
00:27:49.440 he's going to have some other goal. Exactly. And it just feels like an exhausting way to live.
00:28:00.340 I was exhausted reading the article because next after he's woken up, taken all of his measurements,
00:28:10.380 taken all of his supplements, he works out. Working out is a very big part of this. And
00:28:16.240 he measures everything. He measures his oxygen consumption. He measures everything that his body
00:28:21.180 is doing. And then he eats a little bit more steamed vegetables and lentils that have,
00:28:28.260 according to this piece, been blended until they resemble a mush the color of a sea lion.
00:28:37.460 Ew. Yeah. What? Yeah. And he doesn't call them, he doesn't call, he doesn't call meals by their
00:28:45.320 meal names like breakfast lunch and dinner he has them first meal first meal second meal
00:28:51.560 third meal and and for for dessert
00:28:55.900 yes for dessert he has something that he calls nutty pudding which is just browned up which is
00:29:04.880 just ground up nuts and plant-based milk and pomegranate juice and he he tops it with chia
00:29:11.260 seeds and berries. And he says in a video where he shows himself making this, that the saddest
00:29:17.900 moment of his day is his last bite of nutty pudding. At 11 a.m. At 11 a.m. Wow. At 11 a.m.
00:29:33.620 And, you know, he just, like most of the billionaires and centimillionaires that we've talked about on this podcast, they all speak in this grandiose language that, well, this isn't about me.
00:29:47.800 It's about something so much bigger.
00:29:51.560 He shoots out phrases like, most people assume death is inevitable.
00:29:56.920 We're just basically trying to prolong the time we have before we die.
00:30:00.200 I don't think there's been any time in history where homo sapiens could say, with a straight face, that death may not be inevitable.
00:30:11.720 Wow.
00:30:14.060 Yeah.
00:30:15.920 Yeah.
00:30:17.120 Yeah.
00:30:17.740 And the thing is, experts don't agree with him.
00:30:23.160 Experts say death is not optional.
00:30:26.560 To human beings, all life forms are genetically programmed to die. So every profile of Brian
00:30:34.300 Johnson includes a lot of skepticism that says there is absolutely no evidence saying any of
00:30:43.160 this will ever work. And in fact, one doctor said something like, he looked sick. He was really pale.
00:30:50.760 I don't know what he's doing with his face.
00:30:55.200 Yeah, he does look sick.
00:30:57.640 He does.
00:30:58.160 He does.
00:30:58.520 I don't think he looks well.
00:30:59.700 I don't think he I don't think.
00:31:00.760 No, I don't either.
00:31:02.640 I don't think he looks well.
00:31:04.120 And, you know, that's not that's also not the only criticism of what he's doing.
00:31:09.720 A lot of people are worried that if the rich are able to live longer slash forever, they're just going to get richer.
00:31:18.260 like compounding the already very imbalanced world of money that we live in because we know
00:31:25.980 that money makes more money and so these people if they can live longer than other people will
00:31:33.320 only get more and more exponentially richer and exponentially more powerful let's take another
00:31:40.800 break here and okay when we get back we're going to talk about how brian johnson is very much not
00:31:47.800 alone. We'll be right back. So, Joe, we're back. Yeah. One thing that I actually think leads into
00:32:13.360 what what you want to talk about next that I've been thinking a lot about when it comes to like
00:32:18.160 living longer and living forever is like all your friends and family will die
00:32:22.860 like maybe not your kids but like all of your peers will die before you yeah you will be alone
00:32:30.920 I mean my you know my grandparents lived into their 90s they didn't live you know they didn't
00:32:36.000 live like obscenely long like they didn't live till over 100 but like my grandfather died at
00:32:40.880 I think he was 90 he was 96 like that's pretty old and like his wife was dead all of his friends
00:32:50.300 were dead he he moved into a nursing home that he was like pretty content at and had like made
00:32:56.880 some new friends but like everyone he knew was gone was all of all of the all of the relatives
00:33:04.860 of his that you know all his cousins that he had grown up with like all of those people were gone
00:33:09.980 And it's like, at some point, it just, it feels very lonely. And so it kind of actually like reminds me a little bit of what we talked about last week with these billionaires that just want to like live out the apocalypse in their bunkers, like with, you know, 20 other people.
00:33:30.700 and it just feels like both of these scenarios like your world become like you're you're
00:33:38.220 you're preparing for your world to become very small yes yes uh and I think
00:33:46.980 I think you have to already be a very lonely person to be able to embrace this future and
00:33:58.140 And he's talked about it. You know, he doesn't seem concerned with watching everyone around him no longer be around him. He seems to think it is likely inevitable.
00:34:13.660 and I don't think that he is a person who necessarily craves human connection and he
00:34:21.480 said that when he was talking about the fact that it's so hard for him to date I love this part
00:34:28.420 because he's like there's 10 reasons why women will literally hate me we have to eat dinner at
00:34:32.920 11 30 we can't go on sunny vacations we're in bed by 8 30 no small talk also always sleeping alone
00:34:40.880 i don't want to live this life is yeah thing no i don't want to live this life either i don't want
00:34:48.880 to live this life either i just like this is this is not the future that i want and it actually has
00:34:54.120 nothing to do with you know oh my gosh you have to give up the pizza or the coffee or the margaritas
00:35:01.200 it's more exactly what you said that it just seems really lonely and from everything that i read
00:35:09.200 about johnson he doesn't seem to care loneliness does not seem to concern him from my point of
00:35:16.920 view maybe maybe i shouldn't judge i'm not laying i'm not judging that i'm just saying like to me
00:35:22.740 that feels like a sad life but maybe to him that doesn't feel like a sad life well he also seems
00:35:28.700 convinced as many of of these these techie techie billionaires seem convinced that ai is the future
00:35:36.120 and that for humans to continue to live simultaneously with AI,
00:35:40.780 we have to evolve ourselves in this way.
00:35:42.900 So he's not necessarily thinking about the future the way we think about the future.
00:35:46.500 He's thinking about the future where, you know, the Terminator movies, right?
00:35:51.680 Where we're living side by side with emotionless machines.
00:35:56.840 Oh, interesting.
00:35:58.040 and our relationships are like our our romantic relationships are with like an AI
00:36:07.220 bot with a bot if we have them at all but then how are you getting but how are you getting the
00:36:12.680 necessary amount of erections in the middle of the night that's my question fleshlights I don't
00:36:18.900 like I don't know I don't know when he also says that you know very it's very important to
00:36:24.620 eliminate want from your life in order to do this. And I loved Charlotte Alter ended her time 0.99
00:36:33.060 profile of him by saying, even if I knew each indulgence would bring me closer to death,
00:36:39.560 I'd still do it. I want to meet a friend for cocktails. I want to snuggle in bed and watch
00:36:44.020 TV. I want to stay up late texting my friends about that TV show and FaceTime my daughter,
00:36:49.140 the one who caused me to gain 30 happy pounds because I only ate butter, pasta and cheese
00:36:53.200 pizza for most of my pregnancy. And I'm like, yes, yes, that's, that's what I wanted. That's
00:36:57.640 the, that's the life. I think it's really important to use the word longevity instead
00:37:02.700 of extending life, because I think you could continue to exist on this planet, but are you
00:37:10.220 living a life that you would want yeah right yeah yeah and uh i stumbled onto actually a reddit
00:37:24.440 thread i don't think anything good usually happens on reddit but sometimes there's there's some gems
00:37:30.440 on there and it was this reddit thread called shower thoughts and the headline was all the
00:37:36.520 billionaires obsessed with longevity are exactly the kind of people you wouldn't want to live
00:37:40.680 forever i mean exactly exactly and i mean there's so many comments so many comments on this you know
00:37:51.060 one of my favorite was the only way to be a billionaire is to be a completely despicable
00:37:55.460 sociopath i mean yeah kind of kind of so it's like you know when when they 0.70
00:38:06.500 talk about just like this little society where they're the only ones surviving they don't care
00:38:13.020 another thing that brian johnson said another another thing yeah another thing that johnson
00:38:17.620 said is i have a relationship with the 25th century more than i have a relationship with
00:38:23.160 the 21st century i don't really care what people in our time and place think of me
00:38:28.620 I really care about what the 25th century thinks.
00:38:34.400 Oh, boy.
00:38:36.460 Okay.
00:38:38.940 Okay.
00:38:41.340 And, you know, he might be alone in terms of his family may not live forever.
00:38:48.620 His three kids may not live forever.
00:38:50.880 He doesn't seem to have that many friends.
00:38:53.000 but yeah there will there will probably be other billionaires with him because this
00:38:58.780 as I mentioned is a billionaire pet project uh Bezos loves it Bezos loves longevity he does
00:39:07.780 yes he does yes I mean here's the other thing that I will say is like he sounds really
00:39:15.220 boring super boring like hanging out with him has got to be so boring so boring i mean singular
00:39:28.960 obsession it's like oh my gosh can we yes talk about the titanic or fossils other things that
00:39:38.700 billionaire's life and he's like literally anything else measure my blood sugar again
00:39:44.460 i have to check what percentage of my body is fat by the way at one point like his his body fat
00:39:52.240 percentage got so dangerously low doctors were worried he was gonna die i mean he does sound
00:39:59.020 like he has some kind of disordered eating situation going on like again i'm not a doctor
00:40:05.440 but like the way he thinks about food and his body and what he puts in his
00:40:09.880 body does, does not seem from where I sit, does not seem healthy.
00:40:14.820 Does not seem to healthy, happy life make. No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:21.820 Just doing this pod, just doing this episode is making me like real hungry.
00:40:27.220 Oh, totally. I'm going to need like five snacks when we,
00:40:30.500 when we stop recording.
00:40:31.440 I just want some cheese.
00:40:33.160 is what i want oh my god a lot of cheese and pizza yeah yeah i do i do i'm real hungry i'm
00:40:45.280 real hungry but but yeah as i was saying jeff bezos reportedly invested in alto's labs which
00:40:53.500 is a startup working on cellular rejuvenation the same billionaires keep coming up over and over
00:40:59.080 again. Peter Thiel has invested in a nonprofit that I think their tagline is something along
00:41:08.240 the lines of aiming to make 90 the new 50 by 2030. I mean, you know, I was I was just
00:41:17.440 reading something about how not just billionaires, but like the like average people are like a lot
00:41:26.240 of people are living longer. And what comes with that is a whole host of problems that a lot of
00:41:33.560 people haven't anticipated. Maybe you live to 90, but what is your quality of life in your last few
00:41:40.220 years? Are you sick? Are you mobile? Do you have dementia? What is going on? And I think the
00:41:51.760 dementia aspect is interesting because like how's he gonna how's he gonna avoid that if that happens
00:41:58.540 like he's so focused on his physical well-being right totally totally yeah well and I the thing
00:42:07.180 that I do like reading about and I think this is let's loop back to the beginning of the podcast
00:42:11.780 why we make a lot of these resolutions is if we are going to live longer than our ancestors lived
00:42:17.560 we want to live better. I want to be mobile. I don't want my back to hurt. I do do a lot of
00:42:24.520 things personally also because I have this weird genetic muscular dystrophy. So I'm constantly
00:42:30.920 thinking, oh my gosh, how can I make my body work for as long as possible? Not that I want to live
00:42:37.400 for as long as possible, but I just want to be comfortable and happy and enjoy my life for as
00:42:43.020 long as possible. Oh, but Dory, I have a weird personal story about a multimillionaire who
00:42:50.380 my father-in-law is a doctor and researcher, and he mails me magazine clippings, by the way.
00:42:59.260 Amazing. My mom does that too.
00:43:00.560 I love getting mailed magazine clippings. So he mailed me a Bloomberg story about the founder
00:43:05.620 of lululemon who also has fsh muscular dystrophy which is what i have and and i'm fine now but my
00:43:13.900 muscles will start to deteriorate no one knows when and he is sinking his almost entire fortune
00:43:20.180 into trying to into trying to cure this one disease wow yeah it's crazy it's crazy and it
00:43:29.220 It just brings up the ethics of who gets to choose who lives the longest.
00:43:36.240 Jo, this was a journey that I was not expecting to go on.
00:43:42.800 I'm not going to lie.
00:43:44.100 I know.
00:43:44.800 And they're always a new journey.
00:43:47.200 They're always a new journey.
00:43:48.600 And, you know, I think that we'll be able to do another episode on this topic or something tangential down the road.
00:43:55.440 because there are also cases of very very rich people building islands of longevity
00:44:02.220 where you go there and it's supposed to be a longevity resort to try to extend your life
00:44:08.260 i feel like we should do one in person like you and i should go and report from there
00:44:12.900 while we sneak cheese wow longevity resorts longevity resorts
00:44:21.620 wow yeah okay okay well joe thank you so much for this um i realize we forgot to
00:44:34.860 mention our email address which is too much money podcast at gmail.com
00:44:40.980 please email us suggestions comments concerns questions if there's you know some obscure
00:44:51.020 billionaire doing something weird that you want us to know about in your backyard, email us. And
00:44:58.780 let's just also remind everyone that Too Much Money is hosted and produced by me, Dori Shafriar,
00:45:04.960 and Joe Piazza. And our music is by Lisa Brenner. Thanks for listening.
00:45:11.440 Let's go have a snack, Dori. Okay. Thank you.
00:45:21.020 my mind. Too much money for one person to control. Ooh, audacity will not buy back your soul.