Unlearn16: Class is in Session - September 17, 2021


The One Where I Talk About Black Widow

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00:00:00.000 class is in session all right guys welcome to unlearn 16 my first first podcast on this beautiful
00:00:11.960 buffy wall right here i did not know it was buffy i really hate stacy i don't know why i invite her 0.96
00:00:16.500 on this show um this is stacy green living some people call her stacy green she has a pretty 0.66
00:00:22.300 impressive tiktok account i find her marginally funny and she has a book coming out but she won't
00:00:30.360 let me tell you what the book's about so yeah not yet guys it could be about how to fold things it
00:00:35.580 could be about sharks we don't know i mean it's neither one of those but get on the edge of your
00:00:40.520 seat and just wait for me to get my act together before before we go on with our topic for today
00:00:49.140 can I ask you I need to ask you a serious question okay why have you never I know I know
00:00:56.180 it's seven seasons of pure joy listen I understand here's the thing for your listeners slash watchers
00:01:03.940 I really like vampires I love any kind of supernatural anything I love and rice I love
00:01:12.500 true blood I read all the books I watched all the shows I feel like Buffy I feel like I missed the
00:01:16.760 boat on Buffy like it's too late for me to go back it's not too late it's not too late it just
00:01:23.800 seems so like I just have zero interest in it I'll do it for you I'll do it for you we don't
00:01:29.960 I have a deal where she will watch every episode of The Office which is my absolute all-time
00:01:36.100 favorite and I will watch it's not only on Disney it's also on you know what I'm recovering I will
00:01:43.860 watch buffy seven seasons that's a lot of commitment just i think the office is nine
00:01:48.840 jump burn they're only half hours right yes all right are these hours it's a real show
00:01:56.120 stacy they have a lot of metaphor a lot of application a lot of real life stuff going on
00:02:01.780 i'm full of excitement for it all right it please if you subscribe to my channel
00:02:07.600 can you please inundate this comment section telling her to watch buffy please please
00:02:14.220 Fine.
00:02:14.440 All right.
00:02:14.660 But that's not what we're going to talk about today because we can't talk about Buffy because
00:02:16.860 you've never even seen an episode.
00:02:18.020 True story.
00:02:19.640 So, what we are going to talk today, talk today?
00:02:23.060 Mm-hmm.
00:02:23.440 Talk about today?
00:02:24.780 Talk about today.
00:02:25.700 Is Grammar 101.
00:02:27.640 No. 1.00
00:02:28.200 Is Black Widow.
00:02:29.340 The new Black Widow movie.
00:02:30.500 We've both seen it.
00:02:31.240 We do both share a love of superheroes.
00:02:34.540 We do. 1.00
00:02:35.420 A love of hot women in superhero movies.
00:02:38.440 True story.
00:02:39.260 So, I thought this would be a great conversation.
00:02:40.840 so what was your instantaneous if you haven't seen it by the way there probably will be spoilers
00:02:46.200 um so for the love of god watch it it's been out for 17 years now what was your first i mean like
00:02:52.560 three weeks in covid years that's true it's a long my first impression of the overall movie
00:02:59.020 yeah for you walk you walk it well you didn't walk out you watched it on disney plus yes because
00:03:03.100 as we'll get to they didn't release it theatrically but what's your first impression
00:03:09.000 So I don't love Black Widow.
00:03:11.620 Out of all of the Marvel superhero universe stars,
00:03:15.140 I think she's my least favorite.
00:03:16.740 Because she has no real superpowers?
00:03:17.520 Because she has no superpowers.
00:03:18.640 Like, you're a spy. 0.52
00:03:19.460 You'd be a super cool spy.
00:03:21.180 True. 1.00
00:03:21.640 I'd like her with an eye patch a little bit.
00:03:24.120 What's his face with the eye patch?
00:03:25.440 You can't.
00:03:26.120 Samuel, or...
00:03:27.240 If they both had it, that would be too much.
00:03:29.460 You can't.
00:03:29.740 She should have the other eye patched.
00:03:31.280 Okay. 1.00
00:03:32.700 So I don't love Black Widow.
00:03:34.980 I don't think there's anything particularly special about her.
00:03:39.700 The only reason I like Scarlett Johansson is because she was married to Ryan Reynolds.
00:03:43.000 You don't like Scarlett Johansson? 1.00
00:03:44.500 She's lovely to look at. 0.97
00:03:46.080 Like her soul.
00:03:46.340 I mean her soul.
00:03:47.360 For sure.
00:03:48.960 Yeah, she's alright.
00:03:50.080 I don't dislike her.
00:03:51.560 But I liked the movie because I liked the other characters in it.
00:03:57.880 I liked her sister and I liked her father and I love Rachel Weisz.
00:04:02.960 Who was that? 0.78
00:04:03.700 Her mom. 1.00
00:04:04.060 Her mom.
00:04:04.480 But I love her from, like, The Mummy.
00:04:06.180 Like, I love her.
00:04:06.880 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:08.260 I forgot about that. 1.00
00:04:09.280 She is a smoke show and a half. 1.00
00:04:12.480 The older women, eh? 1.00
00:04:14.180 I mean, older, how much older is she than me? 1.00
00:04:16.440 Than you?
00:04:17.160 Three, four months?
00:04:17.680 Nothing.
00:04:18.060 Oh, you're killing me.
00:04:20.400 I'm older than her for, like, five minutes.
00:04:22.600 Five years.
00:04:22.640 But she loves to talk about how it's a different decade of birth.
00:04:25.760 It is a different decade.
00:04:27.040 It truly is.
00:04:27.300 I said she got the crappier one.
00:04:30.300 So I liked it.
00:04:31.180 I liked it, but I liked it because of the secondary characters, I think.
00:04:33.460 but i think that's what makes a great movie in my opinion that's what makes that's what takes a
00:04:38.500 movie from being decent to being great is the notion that you have it's not even a supporting
00:04:44.200 cast but you have a cast and that's what when i look at all the other marvel movies and i try to
00:04:49.720 pick out my favorite and by the way i this one's up there it really is did you choke on your coffee
00:04:56.960 yes really and here's why because when i try to pick out a single i'm not gonna i'm gonna take
00:05:02.860 at the marvel movies end game and infinity i don't think that's fair you can't just throw
00:05:06.680 everybody in and say that perfect but individually speaking one-off movie i know a lot of people see
00:05:13.680 spider-man no i like thor as you like the first one or ragnarok i love ragnarok everybody but
00:05:20.840 then that's what the hulk and so handsome they totally changed his whole character in that movie
00:05:25.340 funny and handsome but that's what they did in that movie but even the first thor nobody likes
00:05:29.900 these ones let's make him fun it's true stop it's true it's totally portman i love thor i do love
00:05:35.860 that natalie portman but i think he's taking a left turn here but i think thor is my favorite
00:05:40.580 but i'm worried that you're judging this movie based maybe on his aesthetic a little too hard
00:05:47.700 i mean he's talking about content and tall but the very tall and attractive that's it if you
00:05:53.940 could just bring us tall attractive yeah you got stacy a hundred percent how tall is spider-man
00:05:59.440 five three like come on he's a little boy i don't know of course he's tiny no one's gonna be like
00:06:04.560 oh my god spider-man's so hot no he's not that's a he's cute but now you're just judging the movie
00:06:09.520 based on hotness are we not judging scarlett johansson based on her hotness i'm saying that
00:06:13.360 might be the reason why i wanted to see it i am not saying and if scarlett johansson's listening
00:06:18.400 and i want you on my podcast at some point um whenever you're available whenever you're
00:06:23.120 whenever you're available it's that's not the only reason i love i think that's why i went into it
00:06:28.560 she's not tall but you know what else i also wouldn't yeah she's is she just so everybody
00:06:34.240 knows stacy's seven ten i'm six two and she has this weird fixation on height obviously i can't 1.00
00:06:41.520 believe we're friends i'm a mere five six she won't even stand near me heaven forbid put heels 1.00
00:06:46.800 on her not sitting though look at us sitting well thank god we have i have risers built into this 0.95
00:06:51.920 set and and we're like does she need a riser but when she sits she's kind of normal how does that
00:06:57.520 feeling mediocrity me i made it all right so talking about this so i walked into this movie
00:07:04.240 and i don't know i wasn't willing to pay money for it but uh i did because that's what you had to do
00:07:09.920 and i sat down and i for me i was entertaining from the beginning all the way to the end there
00:07:16.160 wasn't a moment of that movie where i'm like i'm kind of bored like seriously and i think it was
00:07:21.920 great cast i think it was great dialogue great sarcasm and then under it all was trying to
00:07:30.080 figure out you know the whole sort of scheme of of the underworld of the cia thing but by the time
00:07:37.120 i watched it the controversy had already started yeah right i think the controversy was done by
00:07:42.640 the time i watched it so you so you went into the movie already knowing about disney and the lawsuit
00:07:47.520 I did yeah okay so what do you think because to me when I was watching that
00:07:52.020 movie and I'll explain my part in a second mm-hmm think about watching that
00:07:57.000 movie was that dynamic and how it very oddly played out in that movie no so at
00:08:05.520 the when you fight again spoiler alert I mean for the love of God folks you know
00:08:09.760 rent rent it do something support Scarlett Johansson yeah and again
00:08:14.280 and Scarlett Johansson, if you're listening to me.
00:08:15.540 Because Disney did not.
00:08:17.940 At the end, when she understands she has to sever the nerve, right?
00:08:22.760 Which was such a beautiful moment in that movie.
00:08:26.940 And she's talking about how this guy, 0.97
00:08:29.340 this old, white, overweight, annoying guy, 0.99
00:08:33.340 has manipulated and controlled all of these women to serve his own end. 0.99
00:08:38.840 And she finally figures out how to break that for herself and all other women.
00:08:43.100 You didn't think of the CEO of Disney? 0.84
00:08:45.160 I did not.
00:08:46.720 I did not.
00:08:47.640 I literally thought.
00:08:49.340 The symbolism of it all.
00:08:50.540 Is amazing.
00:08:52.840 No, I didn't. 0.98
00:08:53.480 I think she really got screwed there. 0.84
00:08:54.940 And I love that she didn't stand for it. 0.97
00:08:59.420 Absolutely.
00:08:59.780 No matter what happens. 0.99
00:09:00.500 You know, like I'm sure she's definitely going to pay for it.
00:09:03.400 Isn't that the worst though? 1.00
00:09:04.480 She's going to pay for it.
00:09:05.640 Maybe we should explain it.
00:09:06.780 You want to explain what happened just so in case somebody listening is like.
00:09:09.760 I don't know.
00:09:10.000 Is she a producer though?
00:09:11.040 Is that why? 0.90
00:09:12.060 Producer?
00:09:12.380 like is she part of the the team that's producing it is that why she was like i get a say and why
00:09:18.600 it's no no no no part of her so the way i understand it and again i'm sure somebody's
00:09:23.160 going to correct me but the way i understand it is this in her contract it said it would be a
00:09:27.480 theatrical release yes okay right i know she was a producer so part of it would be her you know
00:09:32.680 but again again monetarily she was going to get a cut of the theatrical release so i'm assuming
00:09:38.180 that was her back end so she got paid x but then her back end is getting released at the movies
00:09:42.880 which would have been so much more than anything else and disney decides no we're not going to do
00:09:47.840 that so she sues and disney comes out with that's so mean during cove that was their comeback 0.97
00:09:54.040 some disney execs decide i i think that wins the case if their comeback is how mean she would have 0.96
00:10:02.880 made that decision she'd go against the contract mean they would have made a decision about how 0.99
00:10:07.620 much money it was going to cost i guess to pump it out they would have also in my humble opinion 1.00
00:10:12.500 made a decision about a female lead what a mean woman what a horrible what a b word 0.98
00:10:18.880 i think she's a feminist that is an f word right there um so i just spit all over the place um 1.00
00:10:27.800 so yeah so so she does that she sues but the back end of that she'll never get another disney movie 1.00
00:10:35.320 right never and disney let's be honest folks what doesn't disney own anymore everything
00:10:41.140 that's the worst part she will never it's it's kind of like you go up against the boss
00:10:46.700 she is a hundred percent in the right yeah she's a hundred she will win this lawsuit they will make 0.72
00:10:52.980 an agreement whatever will happen she is a hundred percent right um but to her own detriment she'll
00:11:00.700 never work again no for disney and if you don't and let's be honest if you don't work for disney 1.00
00:11:06.740 then what who do you work for now she's going to do stupid independent films that's what you'll 0.98
00:11:12.220 have to and you got to know they're just kidding independent films are not stupid that's it i don't 0.99
00:11:17.020 align myself the opinions expressed in the following broadcast but the thing is is that
00:11:23.940 he'll pick up a phone you got to think that disney will pick up a phone or any everybody's all heard
00:11:28.820 of it and all they're going to talk about is how this woman is a is a troublemaker causes issue 0.99
00:11:36.700 could have just kept their mouth shut would have had but she wasn't anymore she was getting more 0.85
00:11:40.500 black widows spoiler alert no yeah she's not that wasn't gonna happen but now what do you do because 0.99
00:11:46.800 i think this has people talk about it like just in the movie realm but holy crap it just has such 0.99
00:11:51.920 huge implications for everything else she's gonna live on snl money for the rest of her life
00:11:57.220 her husband's the guy oh yeah yeah yeah i can't believe he got her colin what's his name maybe
00:12:03.640 he's wicked funny he must be really funny wicked smart really funny maybe he's got other attributes
00:12:08.820 no not on my podcast 0.53
00:12:10.320 maybe he's a good guy but this isn't interesting so okay so let's talk about women in general
00:12:18.940 in in marvel movies who would be your second favorite female character in the mcu i can't
00:12:26.280 even think of a second female character it's it's so upsetting because i also would like brie larson
00:12:31.980 i would like to come oh brie larson she's just captain america i mean oh she's oh my god she's
00:12:39.040 that's embarrassing captain marvel i i think her name was the problem i didn't love captain marvel
00:12:43.640 either yeah it's a terrible i think her name is the problem i mean that's a comic book name but
00:12:47.340 yeah who was sitting around the comic book table back in the day going black panther captain america
00:12:53.860 Thor
00:12:54.840 and I know
00:12:56.160 Captain Marvel
00:12:57.740 we're just gonna name her
00:12:59.060 right after the comic books
00:13:00.360 yeah I know
00:13:00.820 I mean it was a guy
00:13:01.560 I didn't even love that movie
00:13:02.640 like I liked it
00:13:03.620 but would I watch it again
00:13:04.960 I mean maybe
00:13:06.100 and then she took
00:13:07.220 I don't know 1.00
00:13:07.740 she took a lot of crap too 0.99
00:13:09.460 did she? 1.00
00:13:10.460 yeah
00:13:10.740 people called her
00:13:12.440 all sorts of names
00:13:13.580 they didn't like her
00:13:14.460 as Captain Marvel
00:13:15.440 people thought
00:13:16.220 I think she was fine
00:13:16.560 as Captain Marvel
00:13:17.160 people thought
00:13:17.880 oh it's just
00:13:18.920 affirmative action right
00:13:19.960 because Captain Marvel
00:13:20.720 technically was a guy
00:13:22.060 in the comic
00:13:22.660 oh was he?
00:13:23.720 everybody was all mad that it was a woman and then and then they didn't like her but i mean i
00:13:28.940 thought her sarcasm was on point i thought her sort of disconnect from humanity was on point
00:13:33.720 i don't i don't dislike her as a i just didn't love there was nothing spectacular for me in that
00:13:39.120 movie i was really bored with the way she became captain marvel yeah and also why can't she she's 0.67
00:13:44.580 got all these powers why can't she just wipe out everything like in one fell swoop yeah right 0.98
00:13:48.540 that's true she is supposed to be the most powerful right but in all fairness to her she
00:13:53.020 is trying to protect the universe i mean whatever so maybe if he's wiping out half of it though like
00:13:58.400 couldn't she just come in and be like bye well she did she stepped in i know not to ruin end
00:14:03.280 game for those who haven't seen it from 14 years ago what other women and well and i'm wearing a
00:14:10.620 black panther shirt purposely i think black panther might be one of my favorite standalones
00:14:14.480 totally totally i love black panther and the thing that i love most about the about black panther
00:14:19.700 the black panther has to be the women yeah his sister his his sister but all of those
00:14:26.220 like michael b jordan's head yeah women those those women right and you think about who gets 0.79
00:14:35.200 to be black panther next and everybody's like i'm like how is it was gonna be black panther
00:14:39.640 oh it's gonna be a sister i think it's gonna be a sister really yeah oh that's nice i didn't i
00:14:45.320 didn't know if it should be his sister though because his sister is very technically driven
00:14:48.760 yeah and i thought you know maybe maybe but that might that might be a good power i think it's
00:14:54.900 going to be a sister somebody's going to correct why not why not his uh wife girlfriend i don't
00:15:00.880 know but i maybe it's a bloodline thing i don't love the bloodline thing these are the questions
00:15:06.740 this is an interesting question i don't like the bloodline thing to make a superhero
00:15:10.960 who like other than black panther what do you mean yeah like i don't like the fact that you
00:15:16.480 have to be that somehow it can't just happen to anybody you know what i mean that it's it's like
00:15:22.360 thor it's thor's bloodline that gives him that god let's just get her a poster
00:15:29.660 why do you think so many people love superhero movies then why do you think i love them because
00:15:38.600 i love the idea that you could be spectacular like you could be incredible and do something
00:15:44.120 amazing right like i think everybody has that seed in them where they want to be not everybody
00:15:48.000 but most people have that that kind of small thing where you're like i want to be incredible
00:15:52.620 i want to be a supernatural extraordinary do something that is impossible and when you see
00:15:58.900 people other than thor because he's a god but when you see somebody like spider-man helmsworth can
00:16:03.660 you just text her already oh my any of the helmsworths i said helms i just gave the last
00:16:08.240 name and you know you're just throwing out that hook anywhere you can get it liam is single right
00:16:13.260 i am not you have a wife and children it's true it's true maybe he likes baggage i don't know
00:16:21.060 we'll see i'm just gonna leave it open you just called your wife
00:16:23.700 listen on paper it's not good liam but we can we can guys i'm gonna have her wife on later
00:16:31.460 it's true we might need to address this in a more serious way i think the idea of somebody
00:16:36.720 like spider-man where it's like just this random one-off situation and he becomes he gets this
00:16:42.700 power and then he has because he's bitten by a spider like people think oh my god imagine
00:16:46.940 outside of thor outside of thor favorite superhero who i like captain america because of his chiseled
00:16:56.400 jaw because of his chiseled jaw no he's very not he's very not tall what about captain america i
00:17:01.800 just like the the do-gooderness of it all you know always doing the right thing yeah i like that idea
00:17:06.660 It's funny. I liked Captain America when he stopped doing the right thing or when when everything was all gray
00:17:11.380 Well, he still thought he was doing the right thing. Yeah, but he kind of did isn't that everybody?
00:17:16.260 That's the problem. I think I made a tick-tock about that. I got yelled at
00:17:20.900 About everybody thinking they're doing the right thing
00:17:22.900 No about every screaming that they're doing the right thing all always and somebody said oh, that's what I do
00:17:28.100 All I do is scream at people. I don't get yelled once. You're very aggressive. I'm very calm
00:17:33.220 I say hun
00:17:35.760 Never condescending me.
00:17:39.040 There's that word again.
00:17:40.120 If somebody calls me sweetheart.
00:17:42.360 Sweetheart's the bad one for you?
00:17:43.440 To the moon, Alice.
00:17:44.380 Yeah, don't call me sweetheart.
00:17:46.000 Don't.
00:17:46.480 That's how I say hon.
00:17:48.340 Yeah, you're not doing it in a nice way.
00:17:50.300 No.
00:17:50.640 Unless it's like, you know, if somebody's giving you McDonald's.
00:17:53.360 Thanks hon.
00:17:54.120 Fine.
00:17:54.340 I do do that.
00:17:55.140 Fine.
00:17:56.240 Okay, so.
00:17:57.180 I don't know.
00:17:57.740 I like, I don't, I don't dislike anybody but Black Widow.
00:18:02.180 I don't think.
00:18:03.100 It's interesting.
00:18:03.700 this whole pod this has been about Black Widow and this is where you're I like Tony Stark but
00:18:08.020 I think I like Tony Stark because of Gwyneth Paltrow you know like I like that dynamic of
00:18:13.420 Pepper it's funny I went back and watched so I did the whole gambit again not to bring the X-Men
00:18:18.600 into anything but I did the whole thing again recently because I thought in my memory somebody
00:18:23.400 asked me what's your favorite standalone movie and I thought it was Iron Man until I watched it
00:18:28.840 again yeah i think i like the idea of i see i think guys like iron man people are drawn to more
00:18:35.800 because you didn't get bit by something or you're not a god or you weren't imbued with this power
00:18:41.140 you've somehow earned it well i mean with a white privileged wealthy man can earn it there's a
00:18:49.420 diversion yeah let's talk about white him and bruce banner not bruce banner him and uh bruce
00:18:54.840 queen thank you is that that's dc i do not like dc i do not at all not at all like i like wonder
00:19:04.180 woman because she's very attractive gal gadot gal gadot are you you would never watch linda
00:19:09.300 carter old school wonder woman i had a wonder woman light switch growing up she was my as does
00:19:14.860 i think everybody my light switch but i don't uh i don't love dc i don't care i love um oh my god
00:19:23.480 what's his name I can't even oh my god who's the first Henry Henry Michael Keaton Michael Keaton
00:19:28.380 I love Michael Keaton he is wonderful Michael Keaton did a uh a commencement address at a
00:19:35.720 university and he he did the whole thing and told kids you know go be whatever you want to be all
00:19:40.440 those like cliche whatever and then he walked away from the mic and then he came back to the
00:19:45.200 bike and he goes and remember i am batman i'm like see everybody just loves you a little bit
00:19:52.740 more you know the actor that isn't you know he's done a lot of things he's gotten so many accolades
00:19:59.500 and it really never came from batman but he knows people he's beetlejuice like he's a he's a lot
00:20:05.600 twice oh i love michael keaton but i don't i don't care about and i love guys this is really
00:20:13.380 just turned into people that i find attractive i love henry cavill because he does this and he's
00:20:18.880 so handsome and so he's like six four and just just tall just tall but you don't think he's
00:20:25.860 attractive if anybody would like to date stacy green living apparently her wife doesn't get in
00:20:29.800 the way but if you are over six four over six four six four and up please find her on tiktok
00:20:34.740 i love henry cavill but you didn't like that superman because i thought he did a great job
00:20:41.560 I didn't love that Amy Adams.
00:20:42.980 I mean, that Amy Adams.
00:20:44.360 That Lois Lane.
00:20:45.740 Like, I like Amy Adams.
00:20:47.480 Now, have you seen the 1978 Superman?
00:20:49.500 By the way, let me just...
00:20:50.440 Like the original, original?
00:20:51.500 The original, 1978.
00:20:52.920 I didn't know if that was the title of the one that I've...
00:20:54.980 Well, it's not called 1978 Superman.
00:20:56.480 What's his name?
00:20:57.480 Christopher...
00:20:58.200 Christopher Reeves.
00:20:59.020 I call him Chris.
00:20:59.640 The title isn't 1978 Superman.
00:21:02.360 I call Chris.
00:21:02.800 We're out of 50 minutes.
00:21:03.420 Me and Chris.
00:21:05.540 I have.
00:21:06.740 All...
00:21:07.040 Where they fly through the air.
00:21:08.500 I read...
00:21:09.560 I...
00:21:10.560 she's talking about the flipping the mirror the bad guy yeah the shadow land or whatever anyways
00:21:17.440 uh people at marvel before they write any marvel movie any superhero movie before they start any
00:21:24.960 project i read they watch that movie because that is the archetype of the best superhero movie ever
00:21:32.900 so how could you not like that that's it they're all watching it i don't love it i'm gonna need
00:21:38.860 more of an answer what's that don't love it i think i was i was well not born first of all when
00:21:44.840 it came out there we go so i swear i feel like i'm watching like i didn't grow up with it like
00:21:49.940 i grew up with superhero stuff i think my dad really liked like i watched a lot of star trek
00:21:54.120 a lot of next generation star trek in with super yeah i'm trying to that's a different
00:21:58.320 but it's fantasy it's still like sci-fi kind of fantasy stuff so i think that's probably where
00:22:03.980 my love of it came from but we never watched superman i just don't love dc until batman came
00:22:10.560 out the original batman michael keaton i loved him and what's your face you don't have a reason
00:22:15.860 you can't no kim basinger was in the first batman yeah so and and i just find jack nicholson was
00:22:22.300 amazing marvel yeah marvel has a humor aspect i think that i love they bring a lot of comedy
00:22:28.060 into all of their stuff so that's what you're looking for yeah yeah that sarcasm that whatever
00:22:32.420 entertain me okay all right yeah and that's probably that's interesting the two first thors
00:22:37.620 you really like because he didn't get funny to ragnarok no i know but again the attractiveness
00:22:42.060 right tall henry cavill is never funny there's no humor in those they're pretty dark but see my
00:22:48.520 so so your favorite superhero did we decide did you land on i think it's thor thor but he's a god
00:22:53.820 i mean okay and why would it's besides his attractiveness like what is it about thor
00:22:59.060 that is like this is the superhero if you're if you couldn't see him for the love of god
00:23:05.560 because i like that i like i like sci-fi i like supernatural stuff i like gods i like i'm reading
00:23:13.940 a book about fairies right now i like vampires i like okay so i'm really bearing my soul to you
00:23:19.180 guys here this is a lot of her fairy book by the way we can't even get into because it's dodgy
00:23:23.980 sarah j mass moss she a court of thorn and roses guys it's a whole series it's about fairy sex
00:23:31.700 highly recommend who um it's very love so why thorn why you because of fantasy you just think
00:23:39.140 because of fantasy i think yeah i think nothing that he's see my otherworldly stuff but but but
00:23:44.740 superman is from krypton this is true we never see krypton we sure you do you do you for 45
00:23:51.460 seconds flashbacks but there's a whole tv i just don't think he's funny i don't like the way he's
00:23:56.260 written maybe but again i think he's more it's your favorite it's superman really hands down
00:24:02.660 including marvel seven days a week twice on sunday oh my god joanna here's why here's why
00:24:08.120 though superman always does you talk about who does what's right he does every single time sure
00:24:15.700 every single time he does what's right when his powers get taken away he does what's right
00:24:20.040 he he all of his tests all of his anything he's ever going to do he does what's right at some
00:24:27.180 point with the whole batman versus superman everybody loves to talk about batman killed
00:24:30.900 superman yada yada yada but it's because well he did in the comic he did and then in the movie he
00:24:37.240 did well superman sounds like kind of a loser but superman kind of let him can we talk about how
00:24:42.360 awful aquaman is for a second but he is speaking of pretty i love him okay i can't even get past 0.55
00:24:49.000 it even with his attractiveness but that's the but that's why do you even make aquaman so awful
00:24:54.820 what a waste i love you he loves aquaman i love you and i love lisa bonet he is lovely by the way
00:25:04.740 in person i met him he is hysterical you met him in person yeah i met him at a comic con i love all
00:25:10.960 comic cons he is very tall and he comes out and and the best part about him is he doesn't take
00:25:17.300 any of this seriously no no not even a shred of it like he's walking around making however much
00:25:23.460 money married to a hot wife which by the way is his only goal in his whole life was to get to that
00:25:27.600 woman but he did it and he did it good for you i think he did it with aquaman i'm not too sure
00:25:31.780 but he is lovely absolutely lovely it doesn't take he played really bad like heavy metal music to
00:25:39.340 drown out other things he was very funny terrible movie though yeah it was speaking of dc it was
00:25:45.280 but he is pretty so beautiful but i don't i can't get past it but going back to superman yes i i
00:25:51.520 he like i said always does what's right and anything about batman that sees the evil in him
00:25:57.720 or the potential evil that's batman but that's human he's not human what's what superman's not
00:26:04.640 human but his soul is human he was raised here i don't like most human people ever how uh he's 0.86
00:26:12.840 talking down to me and thinks i'm stupid with the glasses like you think i don't know who you are 0.96
00:26:17.860 you think you think putting on you you think putting on a suit slicking your hair back and 0.99
00:26:22.300 putting on a pair of spectacles you're really that's embarrassing for me you know who did it
00:26:26.800 better and this is the part it well yeah sure but but i think it also goes to it i'm gonna give a
00:26:31.820 really good metaphor to that in a second because i think people see what they want to see but you
00:26:38.200 gotta go watch the 1978 version because christopher the 1978 version christopher reeves does dorky
00:26:43.920 pathetic yes nervous bumbling there is no way that guy was superman he very clearly was but henry 0.93
00:26:51.960 cavill doesn't do dorky he can't he's too hot he's too handsome it's true he's too ginormous he's 0.99
00:26:59.140 huge and you know what he really loves his dog in real life and i think that's part of the poll
00:27:03.260 here's the metaphor he has a dog that he loves so much this is the better he has an accent
00:27:08.020 have you seen the witcher the what the witcher no what's his accent english oh he's birch um
00:27:14.100 here's the metaphor so i look like this guys i look like this for those of you who are listening
00:27:19.380 for those of you listening what do you look like joe oh i look very much like a lesbian um short
00:27:27.140 hair you know whatever i think that i don't like i just i present like this right the right hair
00:27:36.580 the right t-shirt jeans baggy shoes sometimes a hat which people get pissed about um but
00:27:44.900 people still come up to me at parent teacher interview and say i have my son
00:27:52.260 they do see what they want to see he he's single yeah he's a doctor he's a firefighter he's a
00:27:58.100 whatever i think you guys and i sit there and i very lovely say i'm taken but i still like stare
00:28:04.420 at them and like be like i don't know if you're just not seeing me or if you don't work in
00:28:09.140 stereotypes which is lovely i get that i don't know if that's true i just think that gay is so 0.56
00:28:15.340 far out of their field of view yeah that they don't see anything yeah do you understand what
00:28:22.280 i'm saying yes i understand what you're saying what was the connection there oh because that's
00:28:26.700 the same with superman oh i see i think the idea that you're in the space of a superhero i think
00:28:33.160 the idea that you were um you know that that could possibly be an issue people just don't see it
00:28:41.200 yeah but like the world doesn't see it yeah like not one person's like hey yeah but this is what
00:28:47.620 i'm saying because we see what we expect why don't you wear contact and nope
00:28:51.580 i think his perfect eyes would spit them out yeah they would
00:28:57.720 i'm sorry he's not my favorite i prefer marvel so much i i have to address something right i can't
00:29:06.700 not address something my cat right now is trying to lie on our main light source um she likes it
00:29:13.060 it gives off heat she has now curled herself around it and good lighting for her it she her
00:29:19.520 face is on it i'm sure she's blind at this point but it's warm i'm not too sure what's going on
00:29:24.760 she might tip it over at any given moment yeah as long as we look okay right in her retina there
00:29:31.040 you go all right all right so so we got thor we got superman the worst mcu standalone movie the
00:29:42.660 one you're just like i can't because i watched them all and and what's the one where you're like
00:29:47.140 i just want to skip over top of that because i do love a lot i hated winter soldier
00:29:51.520 yeah you hated winter soldier yeah i didn't care i don't care about bucky you don't i'm gonna need
00:29:59.060 to take a moment guys i'm gonna i don't care about bucky you don't care about bucky i don't
00:30:04.300 i don't at all i really liked wandavision i know that's not a movie interesting but i liked
00:30:09.160 wandavision i do find it weird that that what's his name um the robot guy from my iron iron man
00:30:15.900 the guy the robot guy with the vision vision i feel like he's 100 i don't think he's a robot
00:30:22.060 and she i'm not a robot but well he was a you don't like vision i do like vision but i don't
00:30:27.400 know if he should be dating wanda because he's too old yeah he was brit guys this is a whole other
00:30:34.160 thing i'm gonna take a pause we are gonna come right back to talk about winter soldier and the
00:30:42.100 fact that she doesn't like vision the sweetest person i like vision i like vision please stand
00:30:47.580 by okay i took a moment i had to take a bit of a knee i had to reassess our friendship
00:30:52.980 i'm gonna try to get through this so you think first of all he was just born
00:30:57.660 okay vision was born just born into a physical body but he had a consciousness forever but so
00:31:05.080 he has all of this knowledge you think because he's too smart he doesn't get to date her you
00:31:08.760 You don't think he looked a little old for Mary-Kate and Ashley's sister?
00:31:14.440 Oh, my goodness.
00:31:17.400 Talk about association.
00:31:19.940 I can't.
00:31:21.260 First of all, the Scarlet Witch is in everybody's head all the time.
00:31:25.560 She might have a lot of that knowledge, too.
00:31:28.060 I mean, sure.
00:31:29.020 Sure.
00:31:29.400 He loves her.
00:31:30.320 He wants to protect her.
00:31:31.400 She loves him also.
00:31:32.360 I just don't love the pairing.
00:31:35.200 Okay, best pairing.
00:31:35.980 You got to like Tony Stark and probably watch her face.
00:31:38.660 and Tony she's amazing big she is anyone else uh I like Captain America's lady oh wait so you
00:31:45.640 don't like Bucky oh I don't like Bucky yeah I don't I just wasn't I tried I love Marvel I
00:31:51.440 watched it have you watched Winter the Falcon Soldier I tried didn't you not find that boring
00:31:56.560 as hell it got better I don't I didn't get to the point where I got better I feel like I watched
00:32:00.900 four episodes oh you needed to wait I think yeah people say you needed to kind of wait until you're
00:32:05.420 in it because he he's your kind of sarcastic but that's a real problem for me why do i have to wait
00:32:10.000 to get into something like i don't want to i don't want to invest four episodes before i really get
00:32:15.880 into it like the office when you watch the office you gotta take a minute that's too many minutes
00:32:20.160 when you watch the office the first episode is like a pilot so you're just gonna you're gonna
00:32:24.700 assume you even told me the first couple episodes of buffy are terrible it's not the first couple
00:32:28.580 episodes guys the first 16 it's season one okay it's not terrible it's just allowing people if
00:32:34.620 you're going to jump the reason why they do it and they do it in a lot of shows if you're going
00:32:38.140 to jump in and this doesn't really matter in i don't think in your show but if you're going to
00:32:42.520 jump in you're not going to have missed major plot points or character development that's why
00:32:46.760 no i'm just saying like the very first there's no character development like you don't know who
00:32:50.620 these people are so you just you got to give it a second but like i know who bucky is i know who
00:32:54.800 falcon is i i don't think i should wait four episodes to be like oh i'm roped in i'm invested
00:33:00.960 because I'm not, I'm not.
00:33:04.260 That's a hard no.
00:33:05.760 That's a hard no for me.
00:33:06.620 That's a hard no.
00:33:07.380 I like Bucky.
00:33:08.400 I like Bucky as, you know,
00:33:09.640 a best friend to Captain America.
00:33:11.260 Cool.
00:33:11.680 But not as Bucky.
00:33:12.060 As a side character, as a lead,
00:33:13.560 I'm not into it.
00:33:14.740 And how tall is that actor?
00:33:15.920 Oh, what?
00:33:16.700 Guys.
00:33:17.100 I'm just kidding.
00:33:17.760 I'm just kidding.
00:33:18.600 This is all about height discrimination.
00:33:21.240 I'm just kidding.
00:33:22.400 But no, I don't love Bucky.
00:33:24.240 You loved it?
00:33:25.360 I didn't love it, but no, I didn't love it.
00:33:28.160 um i didn't mind it but i liked the progression i liked where they're going with it and i like
00:33:34.100 the bad guy so you didn't even wait you didn't stick around long enough to see the tv show or
00:33:38.660 for the tv show the girl that's kind of the bad guy but not really the bad guy i like a lot of
00:33:43.720 ambiguity in my bad guy no no but she's because it's after the blip and everybody comes back and
00:33:51.160 who's getting stuff and i like the social sort of economic commentary on the world that we you know
00:33:57.520 that they live in.
00:33:58.080 I like the other guy
00:33:59.260 that comes in
00:33:59.820 and steps up
00:34:00.480 to Captain America.
00:34:01.400 No, you do not.
00:34:03.780 I do.
00:34:05.200 How are we friends?
00:34:06.580 I do.
00:34:07.220 I'm questioning it.
00:34:08.300 The guy with the giant jaw?
00:34:10.300 Yeah.
00:34:11.460 I do.
00:34:12.000 He's from
00:34:12.500 some other show.
00:34:14.560 Not to ruin it for you,
00:34:15.420 but he becomes a bad guy.
00:34:16.760 You know what else becomes?
00:34:18.320 Who comes into it?
00:34:19.300 And this should make
00:34:20.200 everybody want to watch it 0.99
00:34:21.400 because she is
00:34:22.060 my favorite person
00:34:23.700 on the planet.
00:34:25.320 Julia Louise Dreyfus.
00:34:27.000 Oh no, I love her.
00:34:29.080 It's Louis.
00:34:29.880 Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
00:34:31.020 What did I say?
00:34:31.660 Louise.
00:34:32.420 Whatever.
00:34:33.360 Julia.
00:34:34.080 I love her.
00:34:36.180 Veep is...
00:34:37.080 The best.
00:34:37.880 The best.
00:34:38.700 So now she's in MCU.
00:34:40.080 I think you saw...
00:34:40.860 Come on!
00:34:41.120 Yeah.
00:34:41.660 I think you saw a snippet.
00:34:43.740 A snip...
00:34:44.480 A snippet.
00:34:45.800 Only people who watch my TikTok will understand that.
00:34:47.980 It's not a snippet.
00:34:48.440 A snippet of something in another movie.
00:34:51.500 And now she's like...
00:34:52.940 She's like a government... 1.00
00:34:54.600 The main government agent that's gonna run... 1.00
00:34:56.900 on the bad Captain America.
00:34:59.440 I love her. 0.97
00:35:00.740 I'm waiting for her to dance.
00:35:01.900 I'll watch it just for that. 0.98
00:35:05.200 I love Elaine. 0.77
00:35:05.840 I didn't know she was in it.
00:35:06.740 There you go.
00:35:07.220 See, because I wasn't invested.
00:35:08.420 But you should. 0.99
00:35:09.160 I should put her in the first episode then.
00:35:10.660 I've just given you...
00:35:11.620 Sometimes, sometimes, guys,
00:35:14.080 you've got to make it through certain things
00:35:16.000 to get to the good stuff.
00:35:17.820 This is a solid life lesson.
00:35:20.100 No, that's not...
00:35:21.100 Sometimes you need to show your hand
00:35:23.060 right out of the gate
00:35:23.780 so people know what you're all about.
00:35:25.680 You're going to test your viewers.
00:35:26.840 I think you've got to test.
00:35:28.580 How bad do they want it?
00:35:30.240 Not enough.
00:35:31.160 Not bad enough.
00:35:31.700 You're going to get through all 16 episodes.
00:35:33.700 I won't.
00:35:34.760 I won't.
00:35:35.260 You have to.
00:35:35.720 I've already put it in the back.
00:35:36.940 It's already filed.
00:35:38.500 I've already filed it. 0.99
00:35:39.640 You're watching it, dammit. 0.99
00:35:40.960 You have to. 1.00
00:35:41.860 I don't.
00:35:42.440 You agreed.
00:35:42.940 You want to know something else that I cannot finish,
00:35:45.880 and you're going to be so devastated
00:35:46.840 because I think the ending of it is actually pretty good,
00:35:48.840 and this has nothing to do with Marvel.
00:35:50.660 I can only get to maybe the fifth, I'm really trying, of Mandalorian.
00:35:56.540 uh you know what i'm really trying like i don't love star wars i really don't but i'm like i'll
00:36:02.780 give it a shot you know it's it's my genre i like it but i'm having a real trouble i found it boring
00:36:08.980 too yeah i did i'm gonna i'm not gonna lie and i'm not gonna lie it does it does it gets better
00:36:14.560 and whatever i spent god the first eight episodes trying to figure out how that's baby yoda because
00:36:19.860 it's not really baby yoda baby yoda but i didn't know that so in my head i'm like that can't be
00:36:24.420 baby yoda why are there stormtroopers it's not it's not baby yoda it's just that i had to research
00:36:29.820 google i just i love i love the sound won't want like i love the music that they have chosen for
00:36:35.100 mandalorian i love this is the way i love that they kicked that woman off for being a trump
00:36:40.240 supporting horrible i don't even know any of the backstory yeah one of the one of the you know the 0.99
00:36:44.980 the woman who she's like not i don't know if she's a mandalorian but she's wicked fit she's 0.97
00:36:49.540 She's really strong.
00:36:50.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:50.760 She's a wrestler in real life, right?
00:36:52.260 Is she?
00:36:52.740 I think so. 0.94
00:36:53.680 Anyway, she posted a lot of horrible stuff, and then they bounced her out.
00:36:57.140 Really?
00:36:57.680 See you later. 1.00
00:36:58.360 Oh, that's too bad for her.
00:36:59.100 She was going to get her own spin on it. 1.00
00:37:00.340 No!
00:37:01.340 Gotta go, gotta go.
00:37:02.880 Wow, that's too bad.
00:37:04.180 That's also the moral of the story.
00:37:05.540 Yeah.
00:37:05.860 Don't support Trump.
00:37:06.640 Don't make bad choices.
00:37:07.200 I'm going to flat out say that.
00:37:08.240 Don't make bad choices.
00:37:08.880 I'm going to lose followers for that.
00:37:10.120 I'm fine with that.
00:37:11.600 Were they really following you?
00:37:12.900 They were real.
00:37:13.520 They were not.
00:37:14.100 No.
00:37:14.200 They took one look at me and went, no, thank you.
00:37:16.860 That is not your demographic.
00:37:18.200 No, thank you. 0.68
00:37:19.560 I've got a Black Panther shirt on and this haircut. 1.00
00:37:23.140 And a lesbian. 1.00
00:37:24.300 You've got a lesbian in. 1.00
00:37:25.300 That was the haircut was insinuating. 1.00
00:37:27.840 Yeah, I don't love it.
00:37:29.020 All right, the one movie.
00:37:29.840 We're going to wrap it up.
00:37:30.580 The one movie or the one story or the one thing that you want to see out of MCU.
00:37:34.820 You could, anything?
00:37:35.700 I don't know MCU like you know MCU.
00:37:38.400 I don't go to Comic-Con.
00:37:39.620 I know what they tell me to watch.
00:37:41.180 Like, I don't know.
00:37:42.900 I don't know.
00:37:43.580 You want another movie.
00:37:44.600 Obviously, you want, what, another Thor?
00:37:46.980 Yeah, but they're doing another Thor.
00:37:48.460 So that's what you want.
00:37:49.180 That's what you're most excited about.
00:37:50.200 Is Natalie Portman coming back?
00:37:51.220 You know what? 1.00
00:37:51.720 They did that clip.
00:37:52.600 I watched the trailer and there was like all the next upcoming kind of MCUs that are coming back.
00:37:56.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:57.540 And I like that.
00:37:58.560 I'm pumped about that. 0.86
00:37:59.520 Because I think Natalie Portman comes back because she's more of a main something.
00:38:02.900 And there was something else that I really wanted to watch.
00:38:05.140 What was that clip, that trailer?
00:38:06.680 Do you remember?
00:38:06.900 I can't remember.
00:38:07.480 I can't remember all the different ideas that were in it.
00:38:09.240 There was a couple of things that I was like, ooh.
00:38:11.720 There's nothing that I was like, meh.
00:38:13.800 I'm all right.
00:38:14.400 I could do without another Captain Marvel
00:38:16.720 no give her a minute
00:38:18.900 first of all I think they're switching her out
00:38:20.820 I don't think it's her 0.79
00:38:21.640 I think they're switching Brie Larson out 0.97
00:38:24.860 why because she's named after cheese
00:38:26.680 is that why 0.99
00:38:31.220 she's so funny on Twitter
00:38:33.360 I love Brie Larson
00:38:35.300 and you know where I first saw Brie Larson
00:38:37.640 and I swear to god we're going to wrap this up
00:38:39.580 god I could talk about movies and TV forever
00:38:41.600 I know this wasn't about Black Widow at all
00:38:43.900 it rolled it was still kind of we're gonna roll oh watch watch this watch this
00:38:48.460 oh here we go brie larson yes was in a tv show called the united states of tara
00:38:54.580 yes which was amazing have you seen that i know but i know what you're so it's three seasons of
00:38:58.900 amazing and brie larson was in that and here's the here's the roundup in my opinion that show 0.98
00:39:05.400 and it was i think it was before its time yeah was the epitome of a strong female lead about 0.83
00:39:11.500 about her issues and about the way she's going to deal with them and all the other characters
00:39:16.720 were side notes and i think it wasn't given its credit and wasn't giving its push
00:39:21.580 because it was just women probably i honestly believe that because it's a fantastic show that
00:39:28.940 got canceled way too soon do i love black widow it was pretty good do i love that it was directed
00:39:34.400 by a woman produced by a woman women decided the fight scene absolutely and it was it turned it
00:39:40.440 into a not look how cute my outfit is but I'm an actual badass absolutely spy you know this is what
00:39:48.920 I do so I loved that aspect of it I love the strong female lead I love the fact that there
00:39:54.000 was not a man that came in to save her and nobody had a boyfriend nobody had a boyfriend my god I
00:39:59.400 didn't even think about that till right now like the dad was such a tool nobody had a boyfriend
00:40:03.280 tool but and that was my biggest problem with Wonder Woman to be honest I loved it I'm like
00:40:09.880 oh is it all about the really it's all about steve not on the island of lesbos it wasn't i want it
00:40:15.320 i want a whole movie on that island robin wright with robin wright also there we go come on that's
00:40:21.000 what it's buttercup we're gonna leave it on buttercup nice that was a princess bride reference
00:40:28.360 for any of you folks but um i'm gonna leave it there thank you so much thank you joanna joining
00:40:35.000 me again. Any time. Please go watch Buffy. Fine. Thank you. Watch The Office. I'm gonna watch The
00:40:41.880 Office. You're gonna watch Buffy and we're gonna come back. Deal. And we're gonna decide what the
00:40:45.980 best show is. I mean it's decided. Please comment below. Have a good day guys. Dismissed.