Unlearn16: Class is in Session - The One Where The 'N' Was Backwards

00:00:00.000 class is in session good morning everybody today is going to be a bit of a fun day for joe because

00:00:08.940 she has no idea but i've got this little surprise planned first i have to go to work and then i'm

00:00:14.080 going to take you along the way to surprise joe and give her a nice little fun christmas vlogmas

00:00:19.980 day if you're wondering what my office looks like welcome to my office i'm out for the day

00:00:27.360 first surprise is I'm gonna go to Krispy Kreme and get the new

00:00:32.340 collaboration that they have with Elf and see if they have it and I also know

00:00:37.720 that she likes the just the plain Krispy Kreme so we'll get some of that too we

00:00:43.620 did it successful plan is working she's coming

00:00:49.400 happy vlogmas day two look what I caught you

00:00:54.380 all the donuts i should have been like feast famine famining uh what's the word i was looking

00:01:01.260 for i should have been when you don't eat fasting i don't know but but i brought all of this because

00:01:07.100 it's the elf collaboration and you're gonna taste test it for the people all of them they're so

00:01:10.860 pretty all right so we have four donuts to test look this is you guys oh my gosh it's the spaghetti

00:01:19.660 seen I bet you this tastes like maple oh well I'm excited about the maple which one do you want me

00:01:24.620 to try first the maple maybe this one I feel like this is gonna be the best okay so then leave it

00:01:28.940 try that one Santa all right Santa's got something in him there's the Santa donut

00:01:37.580 no surprises there's something squirting in my mouth okay

00:01:46.300 well that looks like it's cookies and cream

00:01:49.660 I just taste like a normal donut.

00:01:51.700 I mean, the red frosting.

00:01:54.640 But the inside, it looks like cookies and cream.

00:01:59.740 Oh, it is cookies and cream.

00:02:01.380 I couldn't taste over.

00:02:02.560 Decent, decent.

00:02:03.740 I'm going to try this one now.

00:02:06.120 Santa, I know him.

00:02:07.980 All right, here we go.

00:02:09.460 Chocolate dip with some little sprinkles.

00:02:14.760 Mmm, this isn't Krispy Kreme.

00:02:17.420 The chocolate, lovely.

00:02:19.420 not too sugary beautiful want to know what i can do without sprinkles can you eat that

00:02:25.820 yeah i can eat everything can you is it chocolate is it white chocolate

00:02:32.940 i'd both eat that i don't know that's why i'm asking it doesn't taste like anything okay

00:02:38.380 hopefully i was supposed to eat it bye buddy hope you find your dad here we go it's another one

00:02:45.980 here we go i'm gonna feel the same way about these sprinkles here we go

00:02:52.380 i feel like sprinkles gives it like that little crunch for like you know how people this is a

00:02:56.460 weird one guys but you know how people like crunchy peanut butter i feel like that's what

00:03:00.700 the sprinkles are for smell that smell it it smells

00:03:07.660 you don't like it i think it tastes like cinnamon oh it doesn't smell like cinnamon

00:03:11.740 know there's something in it i'm not no nope so far number number one number two number 34.

00:03:22.460 all right the spaghetti scene i love that they did this here we go you hardly got any of the top

00:03:35.340 oh is it maple was that right no it's just like a buttercream there's maybe a little bit of maple

00:03:41.740 but it's like a really nice sprinkled out buttercream that's lovely i know i liked it but

00:03:48.700 it's my donut i can lick it sure that's why ripley ripley came right up to this plate

00:03:55.180 she likes butter she doesn't like anything but butter she came right out of her face right in

00:03:59.740 that donut oh that's fantastic rank them so one one spaghetti one sienna four oh okay no

00:04:11.740 one three six i don't want it i don't want touching my other donuts

00:04:22.540 no thank you it's vlogmas it's vlogmas day two so obviously i have another surprise

00:04:29.420 more more donuts no more i need a break okay i need i need a palette cleanser well you can go

00:04:35.020 drink some water and then i'm gonna get you right now another surprise yeah okay okay okay just so

00:04:41.180 so you know I'm waiting patiently.

00:04:44.560 So I have a surprise.

00:04:45.780 You're giving me a present now?

00:04:46.940 But this is, it's a surprise,

00:04:48.560 like it's for the both of us.

00:04:49.600 So you're gonna open it, but it's-

00:04:50.720 You got a present for yourself?

00:04:52.000 Yeah.

00:04:55.160 And for the both of us?

00:04:56.240 Yeah.

00:04:57.080 Do I have to do, is it gonna be hard?

00:04:58.460 I feel like it's heavy.

00:04:59.380 You gotta make me put lights up outside or something?

00:05:01.400 No.

00:05:03.860 All right.

00:05:05.920 Amazon Prime.

00:05:07.040 No, that's just the box.

00:05:08.500 Oh.

00:05:11.180 it's an outfit toe outfit so I got all white Nike outfit because let me tell

00:05:18.940 you what happened I did laundry accidentally left some gum in my pocket

00:05:23.360 and then it ruins my white hoodie and then you said that you also wanted a

00:05:28.640 new white tracksuit because yours was looking a little bit old and so I was

00:05:31.500 like we both need new tracksuits so then thank you but why did I get it early I

00:05:39.500 i have a third surprise third but it's going to be a surprise for tonight so maybe we can wear

00:05:45.660 this and and we'll be matching tonight what's the white shoes white shoes probably no where

00:05:50.540 are the white shoes oh you have but baby baby what um where are we going i'm not telling you

00:05:58.060 what do you mean you're not telling me when are we going there how many minutes does it take to get

00:06:02.220 there that's a lot what do you mean do you have to drive there walk there drive there oh buddy

00:06:09.980 look at we're so cute right we do that now we're gonna go do whatever it is she's gonna do next

00:06:17.260 i don't even know she just says joe you're driving sister okay so where are we baby we are at the

00:06:23.660 lights of all lights we're at the heart of toronto we are at food truck central we are right near

00:06:29.580 where that zeller's was and i didn't get to eat the really good things from their food truck

00:06:33.340 because the lineup was really and it was raining that day but i hope there's a food truck over

00:06:36.940 there there is food trucks and i can already see all the lights and it looks really really cute

00:06:41.260 so many food trucks i'm excited i don't know what kind of food trucks i don't know i just

00:06:45.900 know there's food trucks i'm starving let's go look we can already see it looks big

00:06:51.580 i'll tell you what they got it's really good lighting

00:06:59.560 this is fabulous

00:07:01.980 wait till you see all of the different things guys we're going to show you every exhibit

00:07:07.460 this is actually kind of impressive i love it i'm kind of blown away scarborough well done

00:07:11.120 nice little fountain i thought i was taking a picture it's so pretty in here look at this

00:07:18.520 this is the music section we got a harp we got a trombone is that what that is

00:07:25.860 we got anise and bun that's not a trumpet that trumpet we got what's that

00:07:33.120 that's the trombone a harmonica that's not a trombone that's not a trombone you go 0.86

00:07:40.260 saxophone saxophone anna loves a good saxophone ballerinas anna should dance in front of this

00:07:49.060 here it is there it is there it is dance baby go stand with some snowmen you stand with some snowmen

00:07:59.060 this is near frosty i need better snowmen look at the love penguin lovers are you muscle penguin

00:08:05.060 lover look at that maze do you love your surprise so far i do um this section is a little psychedelic

00:08:15.220 But for me, I think this is the EDM section of the park.

00:08:19.520 This is gorgeous.

00:08:21.600 It's Candyland, baby Candyland.

00:08:24.200 Look, we're at the gingerbread house.

00:08:27.880 It is so nice, but it's starting to rain.

00:08:30.280 That's okay.

00:08:31.720 Luis Navidad.

00:08:32.620 Look, little gingerbread man.

00:08:36.200 Look at this tree.

00:08:38.540 The lighting in here is absolutely fabulous.

00:08:41.340 We'll take all the videos from here from now on.

00:08:43.600 Thank you very much.

00:08:44.420 And look at us, we're all wet because it's raining.

00:08:46.420 Wet, wet.

00:08:47.420 That's okay.

00:08:48.420 We're having a good time.

00:08:49.420 So pretty.

00:08:50.420 We got caught in the rain.

00:08:51.420 We just poured outside.

00:08:53.420 Welcome to Ontario, Canada in December.

00:08:55.420 It could be a snowstorm.

00:08:56.420 It could be a monsoon.

00:08:58.420 Choose your character.

00:09:00.420 Anyways, we brought you to our favorite restaurant.

00:09:04.420 It's very elite.

00:09:06.420 Not a lot of people choose to eat here.

00:09:10.420 You can hear it's busy tonight.

00:09:12.420 I think it's because we've made a famous Swiss chalet.

00:09:15.880 Swiss chalet.

00:09:16.640 You haven't said anything about my little tinsel in my hair. 0.98

00:09:20.380 It's very festive and a little gay. 1.00

00:09:23.260 Oh, is it? 1.00

00:09:23.800 Yeah.

00:09:24.140 Okay.

00:09:25.360 What we're going to do for you tonight, guys, is we got three different appetizers.

00:09:30.180 Why?

00:09:31.280 I just feel like being whimsical.

00:09:34.140 Whimsical.

00:09:35.080 And we're going to taste test them and rank them right here.

00:09:38.560 And for my American people, I don't know what to tell you.

00:09:41.380 you don't have Swiss chalet um I don't know what you have that's like Swiss chalet maybe a man

00:09:48.420 it's a rotisserie chicken place but as of tonight we're not getting any rotisserie chicken we're

00:09:54.180 getting some other menu items so we have some questions are you ready let's do it how many

00:09:59.540 people have you kissed I don't know too many are you washing what is going on I don't have a number

00:10:10.260 sorry. How many people have you kissed? You're just asking about kissing. You're not asking

00:10:17.820 about like a relationship. Kissing? Just kissing. That's it. Too many. How many people are

00:10:24.180 you kissing without a relationship? Who was your first crush? Aaron Carter. I want candy.

00:10:35.460 I think mine might have been Corey Haim, actually.

00:10:40.700 And hilariously enough, they both are very similar.

00:10:45.620 What was your biggest lesson from your worst breakup?

00:10:53.620 Maybe to not get lost.

00:10:58.380 Mine's definitely a prenup.

00:10:59.980 what was your worst what what what what was your first heartbreak like okay you know the feeling

00:11:11.820 obviously of being in love how it's like here well it's the same feeling but the opposite

00:11:19.820 um mine i'm gonna tell you it's what happens when you don't get a prenup

00:11:26.700 you and your freedom right just so we all know i squeezed my lemon into my water and it was

00:11:32.460 that was a good it was a good there was a lot of juice in that one all right here we go um what is

00:11:38.380 something that you used to believe about relationships but no longer do well anne is

00:11:43.260 thinking about that i'd like to do a small little detour to canada's paper straw fiasco listen we

00:11:50.860 also the supreme court just ruled that we don't need to have some paper straws do i agree with

00:11:55.820 the Supreme Court? No, probably not. But do I want my plastic

00:11:59.720 straws back? Yes. Yes, I do. There's my answer. Is that

00:12:07.400 loving being in love and loving somebody does not mean you have

00:12:12.540 no boundaries. So loving somebody before you can love

00:12:17.600 anybody you have to love yourself and you have to have

00:12:19.700 boundaries for yourself and healthy boundaries. If you

00:12:22.120 don't have that, you're not in love your infatuation, you're

00:12:25.720 in you know dependency mode you're in all of these other things you're not in love to love

00:12:31.720 somebody authentically you need to love yourself which means you have boundaries and a healthy

00:12:36.120 sense of relationship if you don't you don't i think what i was gonna say is like sometimes

00:12:44.200 love just isn't enough you also have to have like your core values like you're you have to agree

00:12:51.560 on important things not like little silly things but important things that's why you

00:12:57.160 dump that circus guy right you don't want to travel all the time what was something surprising that

00:13:04.840 scared you as a child sticky hands well it scares you now well it's not it makes me uncomfortable

00:13:13.960 it's not scaring me what was something that scared me that's something that scares you

00:13:19.240 you know what scared me what nothing your uncles what yeah but just for a minute but mostly they

00:13:24.120 scared the crap out of me so i wasn't scared of anything which is why i put myself in

00:13:28.040 probably dangerous situations that i'm not really too aware of it she i mean stranger danger is very

00:13:33.480 big in uh in myself um danger you know meter and this one has none danger meter my danger meter

00:13:45.080 what was your favorite food growing up rice but it was white rice with this sauce which i think

00:13:52.440 it's called bovril sauce or something like that and it's just like isn't bovril soft just what

00:13:57.000 you make like gravy from ish yeah and and i would just pour it on top of my rice and mix it and just

00:14:03.640 eat my rice from the microwave sometimes uh ironically mcdonald's of course what was your

00:14:11.560 first album ever owned an album is a round large disc that would play and the needle would go around

00:14:19.240 there zero that i don't have any look at your cd no actually um i have very many no it was the

00:14:27.800 backstreet boys you owned the album or the cd the first one was the cd the first album you owned i

00:14:33.960 bought for you by the by oh yes rude justin bieber yeah by the by my first album true story

00:14:44.920 gloria stefan glamorous life do you know the song no but i do want to read a glamorous life

00:14:55.160 because get on your feet was my warm-up song all of last year we're soulmates right now

00:15:00.120 soulmate it is you it is a thing of beauty if you're not watching this podcast go to youtube

00:15:09.240 and it smells like heaven it does smell delicious and a little like a stomach ache because garlic

00:15:14.280 hurts my tummy why did you do this seriously i like it guys seriously look at that i like the

00:15:19.320 end but i'm gonna i'm gonna do the middle piece because um it's more buttery it's like all the

00:15:27.720 the butter that ever existed is on this with cheese in the

00:15:30.780 middle. And then I'm going to put this tomato to the one just

00:15:36.180 the one and this tomato right here.

00:15:40.740 Guys, I'm beyond excited right now. Are you ready? Oh my gosh,

00:15:44.520 the amount of butter on that

00:15:50.100 is the only thing you ever need. Right here. I'm never going to

00:15:53.720 get anything else but butter is now dripping down my hand which is garlic butter and it will it will

00:16:00.620 hurt my stomach okay out of 10 that got me a nine oh there's nothing wrong with that so then why'd

00:16:07.240 you give it a nine the only reason because it's gonna hurt my stomach that's not the bread's

00:16:12.540 fault that's just my genetic design you'll see my dad on it would you rather be smart or nice

00:16:19.340 on three one two three nice are you joking are you smart listen so you would rather you can't

00:16:29.020 you can't be smart and nice it's either or which means that if you're tolerable which means that

00:16:34.380 you wouldn't be nice like the other it would you would be like smart and evil darwinian law baby

00:16:41.580 smart all right guys this is a spring roll and it won't have the dip because it's sweet and sour

00:16:47.100 but i am going to cheers cheers

00:16:53.660 oh that's really good

00:16:57.980 it's quite salty i like it i wish they were a little less salt

00:17:02.780 shockingly i also wish they'd like flavored the chicken like maybe a little bit of barbecue i

00:17:07.820 know there's not but then i can't eat it but i think something else should be like a flavor in

00:17:12.220 here but the but the outside crispy goodness you rate it um i'll give it a eight well that's

00:17:20.780 you're you're pretty easy on that all right how much would you give it maybe

00:17:26.940 7.2 i mean all right i'd still say an eight okay well you need to know american viewers look at

00:17:34.140 that steam this is my favorite meal ever so she's gonna give it a 10 10 out of 10. but just so

00:17:39.740 americans know what this is this is french fries cheese curd chicken and gravy on top of it all to

00:17:47.820 melt and sous chalet does it better than most although sts in quebec does it the best all

00:17:54.540 right so we're gonna try to get see you have to try to get a cheese curd

00:18:00.940 and chicken hold on you're smarter than i am where'd you get nice

00:18:10.360 there we go 0.98

00:18:13.840 this is going well for me one two three put it in your mouth

00:18:19.640 one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten out of ten i get about eight and a half

00:18:29.600 Mmm, here's why.

00:18:31.780 I love the chicken in it.

00:18:33.600 I think chicken knocks it up. 0.99

00:18:35.960 And I like chicken because she likes protein. 0.98

00:18:38.100 But I think chicken and poutine just messes up the dynamic.

00:18:42.780 She's wrong.

00:18:43.780 So we mostly ate just the cheese

00:18:45.720 and the chicken from the poutine.

00:18:48.260 Joe kind of ate like two more slices of the bread.

00:18:52.480 And then I just ripped open the egg rolls

00:18:54.480 so I didn't have to eat the outside of it

00:18:56.160 and just ate the inside of it.

00:18:57.760 So it was a good dinner.

00:18:59.480 My stomach's gonna hurt later,

00:19:00.780 but that garlic bread, insane.

00:19:03.520 And I think you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork

00:19:05.540 because it seemed to play better that way.

00:19:09.960 We'll see how tonight goes though.

00:19:11.940 Good luck, thanks.

00:19:13.380 Anna's inability or our frustration

00:19:16.780 to work this piece of equipment that the phone's on

00:19:20.360 might be our demise.

00:19:22.660 I feel personally attacked because-

00:19:24.640 Every time it falls over, you should see it guys.

00:19:26.980 She has it moving in all sorts of different ways and avenues.

00:19:30.500 What's this guy think?

00:19:31.140 He's going to just turn in front of me?

00:19:32.520 I thought we were going to just start a lovely, you know, video.

00:19:38.760 Watching her.

00:19:39.540 It's like I'm driving.

00:19:41.340 And I press record, and all of a sudden I'm being attacked for placing the camera.

00:19:45.620 You're going to be attacked.

00:19:46.220 That was a lot.

00:19:47.120 She just attacked my lip syncing.

00:19:49.060 I showed her a TikTok. 1.00

00:19:50.180 She's like, that is brutal. 1.00

00:19:51.760 Get your hand away from your face, Joanna. 1.00

00:19:52.680 I didn't say that was brutal.

00:19:54.380 I'm going to post it.

00:19:55.400 i said you're constantly talking but with like your hand in front of your mouth so is that the

00:20:02.040 yeah but you could use your hands away from your face like it was like you were exhausting it was

00:20:06.760 it felt like you were trying to hide the fact that maybe you didn't learn all the words i did

00:20:11.480 but it isn't bad to have a buffer when you're not perfectly timed it was a lot of hand over mouth

00:20:17.880 and if you're gonna lip-sync you have to deliver. Listen guys, I'll deliver, I'll deliver.

00:20:25.480 First of all, I don't like wearing white on camera. This isn't, why is white on camera bad?

00:20:31.480 Well it's just so bad, it like just pops way too hard. Wait, too hard in the paint, white!

00:20:38.840 That's what it is, it's too hard, it goes too hard. Anyways, um, I also like to talk about why

00:20:45.640 why tampons are so expensive i don't know i think they should be free we're i agree but we're

00:20:51.820 continuing men got their periods with vlogmas and um miracle all period products free i'm not i'm

00:20:58.400 not uh dude with the high beams behind us we're going to the movies i'm not a movie girly but

00:21:04.220 she hates the movies except you're so excited to get there's like a handful of movies that i'm like

00:21:11.600 I have to watch them at the movie theater.

00:21:14.080 Wonka is one of them because I love Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

00:21:17.400 Which is so funny, guys, because you know how many things I love.

00:21:21.580 Like, there's a litany of things that I love.

00:21:23.660 I'll get the sheets, the action figures, the candy, everything.

00:21:26.760 I'll get it all.

00:21:28.040 And Wonka and Charlie Factory just isn't one of them.

00:21:32.160 What a shocker.

00:21:33.380 What a shocker that this is one of those things where it's like,

00:21:36.400 it should be from, because Willy, the original one with, what's his face?

00:21:41.180 Gene. Gene. No. Gene Simmons. No. Gene Hackman. Gene Wilder. He should be my dude. I should be

00:21:49.580 like, yeah, that's my childhood. What a lovely, you know, but no, not really. No, I'm happy you're

00:21:56.440 happy. I love all the Willy Wonkas though. Like that, the original. I love the one with Johnny 0.52

00:22:01.740 Depp. You don't love a lot. So what is it? You think? I don't know. Go ahead. Go ahead, guys.

00:22:07.040 That go ahead right there

00:22:08.680 That's our whole relationship in a nutshell

00:22:11.240 Joe, go ahead

00:22:12.140 Joe, green light

00:22:13.200 Joe, go ahead

00:22:14.220 Anna and I have had some off-camera conversations

00:22:16.240 Because she doesn't remember it

00:22:17.820 I don't remember it

00:22:18.880 But do you think

00:22:20.560 Look at

00:22:21.040 This is horrible lighting for me

00:22:22.380 Well, it's just because the brake lights are on

00:22:24.400 So now we're red

00:22:25.200 I don't mind the brake lights so much

00:22:26.940 But do you guys think then

00:22:28.660 That Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

00:22:30.500 Is supposed to be like an urban legend tale 0.99

00:22:33.300 About don't be a dick 1.00

00:22:34.540 Yes 0.99

00:22:35.720 It's a lesson to kids

00:22:36.980 don't even if you get the golden rapper chances are people are still gonna figure out that you're 0.94

00:22:43.540 a jerk and almost let you blow up to teach you a lesson i might like this movie in a whole 0.97

00:22:49.880 different light nobody explained it to me i didn't understand it well you gotta watch it 0.99

00:22:54.800 multiple times i guess and what's this one about wonka it's the like the prequel it's like his how

00:23:01.280 he came to be how he became the the chocolate guy i'm gonna say that there were some bad kids in his

00:23:08.880 life that pushed him to want to control the candy so he doesn't give it to bad kids and if he gives

00:23:16.720 it to bad kids he teaches them a pop-up lesson chocolate lesson i mean we'll give them a chocolate

00:23:23.680 actually we won't let you know because i'm gonna tell you no no spoilers oh yeah because it just

00:23:28.080 open today yeah did you see this timothy charlemagne was at yorkdale we didn't even go to that opening

00:23:32.560 i did not i know we missed it that's our jam you're doing my people and it seems to think i

00:23:38.960 have too many presents under the tree it's not equitable for my mom that i have too many things

00:23:45.680 so many things well i don't you i don't think you have too many things i just like it's okay

00:23:51.920 to have what you have i'm not saying that you have too many i'm just gonna i think we have

00:23:56.800 even it out yeah well what should we get for my mom we've got her she's been asking for anything

00:24:04.000 no if she asked for it i get it for her or we go out shopping we were out shopping all the time

00:24:10.800 i don't know we get her i don't know i don't know either but i need some ideas because we also have

00:24:17.200 other stuff that we need to get so we're going to stop at the mall first before we go oh yeah

00:24:21.680 to the movies and get a couple other things that we need yeah and so we're gonna take you with us

00:24:27.480 for that and hopefully we find something that my mom will love except i don't have any idea what

00:24:32.640 that possibly could be so spoiler alert presley went to the vet today well so this morning i take

00:24:39.620 presley out for a walk every morning and he's usually like happy to see me and whatever and

00:24:44.920 he was just being weird like he would that was your description by the way he would just sit

00:24:49.040 and he was you know when like a kid is sick and they just kind of want to cuddle and they're

00:24:53.640 presley was being like that not that presley doesn't always want to cuddle because he does

00:24:57.500 but he wants to cuddle excitedly and today there was no excitement he just wanted to sit and cuddle

00:25:03.180 whatever and he's kind of like leaning and he was he was walking and his head would tilt this way

00:25:08.120 and i was like no something's something's off today so she tells my mom obviously and then i

00:25:14.900 get panic text messages from my mom at work because my mom had to go downtown Toronto to

00:25:21.080 meet with a doctor today and do all of her stuff, which is everything's fine. But then,

00:25:25.720 um, I'm at work. Nobody can take Presley to the vet because Anna had two interviews today and

00:25:31.720 she couldn't take him. I called to try to make an appointment for after school today. I can't take

00:25:36.140 them because they're all filled up. But I know because everybody knows Presley works like he'll

00:25:41.740 be getting something getting something and then boom like you're it's like an emergency vet

00:25:46.940 disaster situation the last time anna said he's off his stomach and his spleen twisted if we

00:25:53.340 didn't listen to anna we wouldn't have saved his life it's quite that's no exaggeration so

00:26:01.500 i call and they say they have a 12 30 appointment today so i have to call my friend amy tucker and

00:26:06.620 say amy tucker superhero can you go to my house get the dog take him to the vet figure out what's 0.99

00:26:13.260 wrong so amy because she's a beautiful person and luckily she had a day off today came over to the

00:26:18.060 house took the dog took him in there she said it was so sad because he was so pathetic at the vet

00:26:23.580 like just like lying down and stuff um and yeah he has not one but dos your infection do you

00:26:31.580 remember who had a double ear infection not too long ago this kid right here do you remember how

00:26:37.340 it came on like that this kid right here i wonder why that happens do you think because everybody

00:26:44.060 says pets start to look like their owners but like i honestly he's on predestine like mom he

00:26:51.900 um gets ear infections like i get ear infections and his love language is touched like me that's so

00:26:57.740 oh wait he's like an amalgamation of all of us when the who who has the expensive twisting stomach

00:27:06.540 one still you i don't have any twisted stomach syndrome the mall is busy today i have to scooch

00:27:13.500 down it's so busy and there were police outside so we're kind of in we're kind of curious if that's

00:27:21.260 going to make it in the TikTok. I mean the podcast. I mean the vlogmas. It's a lot. So I'm trying to

00:27:27.660 buy a box set for one of my bosses at work and Anna goes, what about elementary, elementary, elementary.

00:27:39.340 How do you, what's wrong with elementary? Elementary. Whatever. Elementary my dear Watson, elementary.

00:27:48.860 success we found that's so cute so nice how canadian of us we're here we're at the movie

00:27:57.180 theaters so only i could find a parking spot oh i found one i found one i found one so we're gonna

00:28:03.420 hold on we're gonna see you later this is highly enjoyable a little wonka candy it's so nice

00:28:13.500 so we're at the movie theater because wonka sorry of a hot dog but here's my question i

00:28:18.620 won't i won't touch any of this food until the actual movie starts not even the previews until 0.99

00:28:24.700 the actual movie starts meanwhile this one's already halfway through her hot dog so what

00:28:29.020 kind of person are you a me or are you a joe where you just start eating it number one we're

00:28:34.380 here like a half hour early number two i didn't have dinner yet yeah but even if you had number

00:28:39.500 three a hot dog with ketchup and mustard is a dangerous thing to eat mid-movie that's how you

00:28:47.180 end up getting mustard on Justin's head or something you gotta eat it now number four

00:28:52.700 why do I look so horrible in this it's overhead this is awful can we get the manager in here

00:28:59.600 somebody fix this I need some better lighting you know what we need to get the light that goes like

00:29:04.480 this I saw it on Amazon I thought you ordered it I didn't order it I thought you ordered it but I

00:29:09.560 didn't why I just didn't anyways so do you wait until the movie starts or do you eat everything

00:29:15.020 and then have nothing left to eat.

00:29:17.060 I'll start in the movie.

00:29:18.560 I think this hot dog should be done different.

00:29:21.340 Like, you know, I understand it's hot enough.

00:29:23.860 Stop poking it.

00:29:25.040 It's my hot dog.

00:29:26.060 I know, but...

00:29:27.280 I understand it's hot enough, but... 0.91

00:29:29.200 I feel like they should slit it or something.

00:29:33.600 I don't know if it gets cooked on those little rollerball things.

00:29:37.200 No, I'm pretty sure that just keeps it warm.

00:29:39.500 Well, when do they cook it?

00:29:41.220 I don't know.

00:29:41.940 What do you mean you don't know?

00:29:42.720 i think they cook it in like the thing at the back and then how do you cook it oven or whatever

00:29:47.440 the oven yeah and then when they're done being cooked they just leave them on the thing to stay

00:29:51.840 warm any movie people in the audience how do you cook these at the movies all right so this is

00:29:57.120 cheese sauce nacho cheese sauce and i get it because i dipped my popcorn in it it's really

00:30:04.960 good i also think we should dip a hot dog in it now now you have to rate it out of 10

00:30:12.720 these kids are very firm on their feet you think they're trying to kick their way through the

00:30:22.520 theater okay rate it um the hot dog no with the cheese like the combo i don't think it suits

00:30:30.780 i don't think it suits like maybe like a five i mean a hot dog's a hot dog cheese is cheese but

00:30:36.920 wouldn't do it i'd probably do it again just because i'm bored but not a better option more

00:30:44.280 vlogmas oh baby okay so we saw the movie last night yeah i loved it it was beautiful oh really

00:30:52.440 and it teared up teared up a little bit she did it was so nice it was and and for those who haven't

00:30:59.400 seen it it was very reminiscent of the original movie there was like a lot of i don't know if

00:31:06.200 they're called callbacks but like a lot of that happened in that movie and they're just bringing

00:31:12.120 it they're bringing it back in this movie to make a point of it which i thought was really cute

00:31:17.160 and just so everybody knows mom's in the back seat and she thinks we're talking to her not

00:31:20.760 to the video right mom did you know the video is on uh-huh you did no no no you didn't

00:31:27.720 No, I thought you were telling me the story.

00:31:32.200 You guys could have got some real candid stuff.

00:31:35.080 Well, I don't know what this is.

00:31:36.520 This is a vlog, Mom.

00:31:38.520 No, no, no.

00:31:39.080 I don't know what this is.

00:31:40.500 What?

00:31:40.860 The noise.

00:31:41.640 Oh, it's okay.

00:31:42.620 Just leave it alone.

00:31:43.340 It's not bothering anybody back there.

00:31:45.280 It's fine.

00:31:46.520 It was just rattling a little bit.

00:31:47.980 So I have three things to say about the movie.

00:31:50.360 No spoilers.

00:31:52.280 Three things.

00:31:53.160 It just came out.

00:31:53.840 Definitely no spoilers.

00:31:54.760 No spoilers. 0.92

00:31:56.160 Number one, Catholic Church.

00:31:58.720 I have one. 1.00

00:31:59.440 It's never.

00:32:01.840 Number two, cartels.

00:32:08.800 Number three, what's up with the draft?

00:32:12.640 Don't spoil it.

00:32:13.820 That's all I'm saying.

00:32:14.980 I have nothing else.

00:32:16.980 10 out of 10 stars for me.

00:32:18.600 Yeah, not 10 out of 10.

00:32:19.880 But watching it.

00:32:20.680 You can't tell me that it's not 10 out of 10 for me.

00:32:24.640 No.

00:32:24.840 it's 10 out of 10 for me but objectively it's absolutely but you know a lot of people if

00:32:29.400 slightly too much singing it's it was a kid's movie it's a kid it's a musical you can't be

00:32:36.540 like no singing who told did i know it was a musical i don't know i didn't know it was a

00:32:42.060 musical but okay but rate it i do really keeping in mind that it is a musical so for me for me i

00:32:49.020 would still i'm glad i saw it there because it is visually impressive beautiful absolutely

00:32:54.680 Um, so I'm glad I saw it in the theater.

00:32:56.940 Not a lot of movies you have to see in the theater.

00:32:58.840 I would go see that in the theater.

00:33:00.740 Also, I found some of the songs endearing.

00:33:06.620 You know, they really get you at the end.

00:33:09.700 Problem.

00:33:11.700 They leave way too much room for a post prequel prequel.

00:33:17.620 That's, but that's the point.

00:33:18.860 Like, I'm glad that they left that.

00:33:20.720 Cause then we could get, we could get another movie.

00:33:23.740 I'm super excited.

00:33:24.620 I would love to have a very detailed sequence of events.

00:33:29.780 I'm all for it.

00:33:30.800 And when more people have seen it, I'm going to give you my perception of what needs to happen in the post-prequel prequel

00:33:38.780 in order to get us to actual Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

00:33:44.600 Willy Wonka's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

00:33:46.420 That's it.

00:33:46.780 I'm going to give it a 7.5.

00:33:51.260 That's what I'm going to give it.

00:33:52.300 It's wrong.

00:33:52.760 That's it.

00:33:53.300 It's not wrong.

00:33:54.020 it's 10 out of 10 stores seven out of five and eat your hot dogs first and it's built wait

00:34:01.780 just so everybody knows remember that part where i said we got to eat it beforehand so you don't

00:34:07.620 spill at some point she's shuffling around like she's lost her child which we don't have and

00:34:14.180 shago what's going on over there she goes i spilled cheese but i didn't actually spill the

00:34:19.460 cheese it was just the lid but it was like right side up so i didn't actually get anything on me

00:34:23.780 I feel vindicated.

00:34:25.860 More Christmas shopping.

00:34:27.280 We're at square one in Mississauga.

00:34:29.100 We got an excellent parking spot.

00:34:30.420 And we are looking for the pop-up store Sheen

00:34:33.780 because that's where I shop.

00:34:36.300 Hold on, wait up.

00:34:37.660 Sheen was underwhelming, unfortunately.

00:34:40.520 They didn't have all the cool stuff

00:34:42.220 that they have on the website.

00:34:43.380 Nobody was buying anything.

00:34:44.980 First of all, it was very boring

00:34:46.940 and my mom keeps trying to talk Anna into more presents

00:34:49.860 and Anna keeps saying no.

00:34:51.420 No, I say no thank you.

00:34:53.020 thank you we bought close to nothing today actually we bought a couple things we bought

00:34:59.100 your mom a sweater and then nail polish nail polish

00:35:06.380 this is so sad so now we're at moxie's and we're gonna try some stuff everybody's trying new things

00:35:11.900 i'm trying chicken fingers we finished we did square one we didn't love it listen and it was

00:35:20.140 fine there is a vibe at square one that made me feel anxious and to be honest i don't know where

00:35:27.900 all my stores are there so i'm constantly uh looking for things and i think i pulled something

00:35:32.860 pushing mom in that wheelchair what what muscle is this but anyways i was just disappointed in

00:35:38.380 sheen because i was that's where i get all like my funny funky pants that are all different colors

00:35:43.980 and there is nothing like that it's like they brought in the most boring stuff sheen has to

00:35:47.180 offer and put it in a pop-up nobody bought a thing there's nobody buying anything in there

00:35:52.220 you know there's a lady trying to give away free candy if you gave her email did you see that lady

00:35:57.020 no i didn't i mean i saw the candy stand but stranger danger right in the middle of the store

00:36:01.900 but then we went to miles no moxie's moxie listen you want to go it was delicious moxie the fact

00:36:07.180 that i didn't videotape anything at moxie's or do a tick tock is a huge over you had the chicken

00:36:11.900 fingers and um me and your mom shared the world's biggest it was so big nachos but it was so good

00:36:23.580 and then on the side we had like this avocado spread type thing that was so fresh it was like

00:36:29.340 guacamole meats like pico de gallo pico de gallo yeah oh okay wait so now we're oh i just have one

00:36:39.100 surprise for you because me well because it's going to be christmas and we're going to open

00:36:44.140 up all those presents on christmas and that's fine but i have one secret present that i got

00:36:49.500 in the mail and i didn't even think i was going to get it in the mail is it like a secret present

00:36:53.980 like i got us a present but it's an us present no this is just a you present look no you said you

00:37:02.540 no it's not an us present i didn't think i was going to get in the mail and i was all nervous

00:37:07.660 so i'm gonna give it to you okay okay okay that's nice a little surprise this is cute it's cute

00:37:15.820 thank you and merry christmas merry christmas

00:37:23.340 team look at it

00:37:27.420 oh it's really nice it's really nice good job can you guys see that yeah you guys can wow

00:37:32.220 wow anna that was so shimmery and shiny a long time ago she told me she wanted i said i wanted

00:37:39.980 this and i didn't buy it right away and then i bought it it's so nice thank goodness it came

00:37:47.740 i ordered a long time ago is it just is it just mirrors the end i feel like the ends upside down

00:37:54.780 it's backwards because if every time i do this it looks good on the like it looks like it says

00:38:02.140 guys look look at this it says anna properly but when i look at it the n's upside down

00:38:09.820 i didn't do that what do i do do i call them i don't know because it's not like i 0.71

00:38:17.500 could flip it over because then the a's are upside down oh man

00:38:25.820 the n is totally it's not upside down it's backwards look at that it's right for you

00:38:30.780 guys but just so you know like look at my shirt my shirt's backwards the end don't worry for you

00:38:36.380 guys it's perfectly fine you know what you're gonna do baby that's how i'm gonna you're gonna

00:38:39.820 always look in the mirror when you wear this ring i have no way oh man i hope you like the other

00:38:46.780 gifts better merry vlogmas everybody i'm gonna go yell at the company it's very sweet thank you

00:38:54.540 a lot of let down. Dismissed.

Unlearn16: Class is in Session - December 19, 2023

The One Where The 'N' Was Backwards

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