Unlearn16: Class is in Session - The One Where We Drove to Montreal, Saw a Huge Apple and Got A Migraine

00:00:00.000 we're gone for three days and joe's packed an entire carry-on suitcase and i just have

00:00:06.640 a tiny little backpack 1.00

00:00:08.480 class is in session oh my goodness i don't guys she's trying a new stand right there

00:00:18.200 and it's already fallen down four times i said just hold it it works we got a little gimlet

00:00:22.700 okay it's okay we can talk like this okay so we're going on a road trip

00:00:30.000 a tiny little road trip we're gonna go see my family i haven't seen my grandma in a long time

00:00:36.080 it's very exciting i've never met her grandma um because of covid this air is way too much on me

00:00:41.100 i'm boiling just i need to talk anyways i haven't seen my grandma in a really long time because miss

00:00:46.780 rona decided to come visit and i haven't been able miss if anything that was a mister

00:00:51.360 anyways so i'm excited to see my grandma it's also my nephew's birthday so we're going for that

00:00:58.420 and i haven't seen my parents since christmas so i bought an extra present because now i'm

00:01:03.520 slowly pushing anna into extra presents for the littles she likes to buy stuff my love language

00:01:10.520 baby okay and i haven't seen my parents since christmas so it'll be nice to see my parents so

00:01:14.520 we have to hi could i get a medium double double please and a bottle of water do you want to here

00:01:21.820 no that's it thank you that's all thank you it's gonna be a five-hour trip we're going to

00:01:28.500 answer some questions okay so i'm gonna put you gotta shut this off i can't have just turn the

00:01:34.280 volume down you turn it off ah i hate when you do that in my car why would you just turn the

00:01:40.700 volume down when we're not listening to it i just like i just like having shut it off i just like

00:01:45.740 having the radio be on like i don't like this slight hum in your car it's like every time that

00:01:50.820 to get into my car i know you've been in it because you turn my radio listening to something

00:01:56.000 you turn it off anyways i'm going to appeal to your approval sense maybe having it on cost you

00:02:02.360 more gas and thus i'm saving you money stop lying i'm gonna put in the gps we don't need the gps

00:02:08.240 we're on the 401 for 47 hours what do we need a gps and then you're just gonna wiggle your way

00:02:12.960 through you're just gonna guess we'll wiggle when we have to wiggle we'll ask i don't want to go on

00:02:18.960 road trip no more she's a lot in my coffee but your engine lights on it came on yesterday but

00:02:27.360 maybe we shouldn't be driving into montreal idea because the engine lights on it's fine just don't

00:02:32.720 look at it it comes on and off all the time just don't look at it what do you mean did we get stuck

00:02:40.400 on this trip this is going to be a great vlog i bet i'm going to be able to say i told you so

00:02:45.760 to thousands of people okay so then when we get home on sunday and nothing's happened i'll say

00:02:50.240 i told you so because how many of us just drive with nobody light on nobody does that all of us

00:02:56.720 before we came on this trip we had to have something exciting happen at our house so we're

00:03:01.040 all in a kerfuffle before we got to come on this and what happened is three days ago we took presley

00:03:06.480 to the dog park we took presley the dog park he actually apparently got some sap on his little

00:03:11.520 on top of his bum not not the bottom of his bum not an inappropriate bum but on top of his bum i

00:03:16.640 saw a little sap there i didn't even worry about the next day it's a little hard like rock hard

00:03:20.560 i'm like oh well it'll eventually come out and then it got bigger and bigger and bigger and

00:03:24.320 then anna goes i don't like the looks of that and as soon as anna says i don't like the looks

00:03:27.760 of that we have to go to the well we were going to go to the vet but we tried to wash it out when

00:03:31.120 i tried to wash it out clumps of fur came out and then he had this red spot on him like that

00:03:36.480 so we're like oh my god we gotta go we gotta go to the vet so we just took him to the vet we

00:03:42.240 didn't even make an appointment he took him there and then they said he had a hot spot i don't know

00:03:45.440 what a hot spot is but then let me explain it a hot spot is when something covers your fur and

00:03:50.640 then it keeps the moisture in so then it creates like bacteria and stuff on the skin so his skin

00:03:55.840 was like very irritated yeah and but presley shows no symptoms because the dog has no nerve endings

00:04:01.200 so you have no idea if anything's ever wrong with them he just wants to eat and love you and that's

00:04:05.760 it yeah like he never like he never shows any pain any pain that's okay keep going horrible

00:04:13.840 anyways so we shake he got him all they got all the fur picked off and then they shaved a bigger

00:04:19.280 area so it could heal and then we had to get a compound that we're going to put on it so i had

00:04:22.560 to go to the uh shopper's drug mart pharmacy to get that i gave it to them last night he said no

00:04:26.720 worries it'll be ready by nine i go into this morning at nine and he said oh we haven't even

00:04:30.240 done it yet so i had to wait for that and then i had to get it home and then he had to chase him 0.98

00:04:34.400 around in order to sit him down give him a treat and then rub it on his butt 0.96

00:04:37.920 top of his butt not an inappropriate butt so that's how we started our trip i feel very 0.94

00:04:43.920 stressed no stress there's no need to be stressed we were just a little bit later than what we 0.96

00:04:49.280 thought we were there yet so i keep an alien in the car and i figured out a way how to fix it i'm

00:04:56.880 going to put the alien underneath the phone so it stops tilting all right so you all asked us

00:05:02.080 you all asked us questions and we're going to answer them so the first question is what are

00:05:09.660 each other's uh beige legs we don't have enough time in this podcast that's not very nice i have

00:05:15.860 um joe never joe actually never changes the toilet paper so the toilet paper could be done i can't

00:05:24.640 you're bringing and so we have a toilet paper stand and it's got like the little holder where

00:05:33.120 you could hold like four toilet papers and then the one that you're currently using so that one

00:05:37.800 could be done and she will leave the empty roll there grab one from the bottom and just leave it 1.00

00:05:44.220 on the counter like on the sink counter why won't you just switch it it's punishment because 1.00

00:05:50.320 Anna likes to put that little mobile stand in the middle of the bathroom

00:05:54.480 So in the middle of the night or whenever I run over it like and make all this noise

00:06:00.460 And then she's like, why are you making so much noise at 2 o'clock in the morning?

00:06:03.280 I'll tell you what, because you've set booby traps in the bathroom

00:06:06.220 You know it's there, so just go around it

00:06:08.580 This is a hard question

00:06:10.260 Just change the toilet paper

00:06:11.720 It's hard

00:06:12.420 It doesn't make sense 0.98

00:06:13.560 I love it, your gray flag is my gray flag

00:06:16.400 Beige flag, whatever

00:06:18.160 Why is it beige? Why not gray?

00:06:20.320 all right next question is um say something good say something

00:06:27.440 say something good about each other's favorite movie oh i am you know what i made me here's

00:06:36.080 this is true it made me want to visit cuba because the scenery is beautiful and like it's so colorful

00:06:43.040 and i do i like the music not for dirty dancing but i like the music and it made me want to

00:06:48.640 visit cuba so that's a nice little tourist attraction do you think it was actually filmed

00:06:53.760 in cuba or do you think it was a set to make it look like cuba i don't know but i want to visit the

00:06:59.360 set there's so many good things about jaws absolutely not the only thing is like they're

00:07:06.720 the way that they for the time that it was filmed in for the way that they created like

00:07:13.280 the broke that ripped off arm and like the head that pops up it looked pretty

00:07:18.620 realistic it didn't look bad right yeah Charlie's leg shout out to River Joe

00:07:26.460 show me the part with Charlie's leg okay this one's weird curious how many hours

00:07:31.280 can you go without having to pee my mom like conditioned me I would say for me

00:07:39.180 it's probably like and especially if i'm thinking about it now i have to pee yeah now now i have to 0.60

00:07:46.220 she can't even sit through an entire movie without getting up and going to pee meanwhile i'm drink

00:07:53.400 she's drinking pop i'm drinking water but i still anyways let's be honest i can do popcorn i don't

00:07:58.800 even know if you drink during the movie you just eat popcorn i definitely drink water for sure but

00:08:02.940 anyways i can do this entire trip without stopping this one on the other hand has to stop like two

00:08:07.760 times well now and we're gonna have to stop i'm not even in peterborough so every time that we

00:08:12.440 drive to and from montreal joe always points out of harvey's and says this is where i lost my

00:08:19.580 fob so this time i saw it two i left them there and obviously i had a backup like i had two

00:08:27.100 one for both cars that i had at the time and i obviously had a backup which is why when we got

00:08:31.740 in the car i could continue driving because there was another one there but i left two fobs do you

00:08:37.540 have any idea what that replacement value it has scarred me i called that harvey's i talked to the

00:08:43.200 manager nothing anyways i called it before she even said it i saw the harvey's and i was like

00:08:50.040 look doesn't let me tell the story so she doesn't have to say the story again but she just said it

00:08:54.440 again you know what canada doesn't do well like this is a long drive of nothingness we have like

00:08:59.900 two stops that you can make i don't know why there's not a crispy cream right there do you

00:09:03.360 know how busy that crispy cream would be if we we should just buy a crispy cream and put it right

00:09:07.380 there because they do nothing there's like two on roots and that's it first of all no where are the

00:09:13.860 good where are the animals gonna live and where are people gonna farm nobody's farming here but

00:09:20.260 animals are living there i'll just take a little corner and for a crispy cream animals need a home

00:09:26.660 too joe maybe they like donuts no and this is the what a big apple

00:09:32.580 thank god we stopped it's the big apple that's a big apple out of order i want one

00:09:42.820 i can get this apple rings i don't want that apple strudel and blueberry strudel i like

00:09:52.620 blueberry better caramel apple tarts now that's more my speed the problem is guys

00:10:00.820 Because every single thing in here has cinnamon.

00:10:03.500 Like, ooh, honey.

00:10:08.860 I found an apple.

00:10:10.580 Anna thinks this is the perfect, she thinks I think this is the perfect travel.

00:10:15.360 Because you said so.

00:10:17.380 Never one time.

00:10:19.160 Somebody needs to turn that on.

00:10:21.180 I turn it on.

00:10:22.440 Where do I get a ticket?

00:10:23.420 Okay, so this is the only thing I could get because everything else had cinnamon in it.

00:10:27.800 But this is the real representation of our lives.

00:10:30.820 It's covered in sugar and no sugar.

00:10:33.820 How am I going to bite this?

00:10:36.060 This isn't so good. 0.96

00:10:38.100 Bite it, baby.

00:10:39.500 Do you know how hard this is to bite?

00:10:41.240 We're going to end up at the dentist.

00:10:43.720 I can't.

00:10:48.240 I can't bite it.

00:10:49.820 Somebody get me a knife.

00:10:51.180 And we also got some dried apples.

00:10:54.440 Well, this doesn't look good.

00:10:55.920 You know what this reminds me of?

00:10:57.600 Remember?

00:10:58.380 It's wet.

00:10:59.120 Remember when you were a kid and you'd be at school and they'd give you a dried face and you'd turn it into a grandma?

00:11:05.200 No.

00:11:05.900 You let the apple get like a little whatever and you'd turn it into a grandma face.

00:11:12.940 Or a grandpa face.

00:11:14.300 It was delicious.

00:11:16.300 No, it's not.

00:11:17.500 I like it.

00:11:19.280 It's like, on the outside it's like soft and on the inside it's still kind of hard like an apple.

00:11:24.260 No, it's not.

00:11:25.200 It's squeegee.

00:11:26.540 It's all spongy.

00:11:27.860 Nobody wants this

00:11:30.080 I enjoy it

00:11:30.940 I still have apple

00:11:32.220 Leftover mushy apple 0.99

00:11:34.640 Grandma face taste

00:11:35.760 Listen, I offered you water 0.83

00:11:37.040 And I offered you a gun

00:11:38.100 To which you both said no to

00:11:39.920 So it is on you now

00:11:41.140 Okay

00:11:42.240 What's your favorite planet and why?

00:11:45.500 Saturn

00:11:45.960 All the rings

00:11:46.820 But you know what?

00:11:48.440 I feel really bad for Pluto

00:11:50.060 So do I

00:11:51.240 Pluto should always be

00:11:53.020 I'm gonna say Pluto

00:11:54.180 You know?

00:11:55.920 I don't know

00:11:56.620 I feel bad

00:11:57.500 He was a planet for all those years and then just have it taken away.

00:12:01.840 I guess it's really not taken away.

00:12:03.600 We just, we misidentified it.

00:12:06.280 We should have let him self-identify.

00:12:08.340 It's true. 1.00

00:12:08.840 Kudo self-identify. 1.00

00:12:09.860 What's your favorite hat? 0.77

00:12:10.500 It's Earth.

00:12:12.460 Oh, obviously.

00:12:14.420 Obviously.

00:12:15.320 That guy got a flat tire.

00:12:18.680 Don't say that.

00:12:19.780 That guy got a flat tire.

00:12:20.880 He's fixing it.

00:12:21.520 Oh, I thought you were saying it for us.

00:12:22.980 No, why would I wish us a flat tire?

00:12:24.680 That's why I said don't say that.

00:12:26.220 I said that guy got a flat tire.

00:12:27.380 oh my gosh um okay we answered this question so many times but we'll answer it again

00:12:32.660 how'd we meet when are we getting married and how long have we been together okay number one we met

00:12:37.940 because anna saw my tiktok and she said whoo that's a lesbian justin bieber that's exactly

00:12:44.580 what i said and then i was scrolling through tiktok slid into my dm on instagram slid into

00:12:48.580 her dms we have been together and she said you're killing the tiktok game i got my first atta girl

00:12:55.220 And then I proposed, which is funny because at that time, she only had 6,000 followers and I had 40,000.

00:13:01.260 And I said, you're killing the TikTok game.

00:13:04.460 Anyways, we've been together a little over three years and we have no wedding plans yet.

00:13:10.440 We have some wedding plans, but they're secret wedding plans.

00:13:13.780 And you're going to have to go watch the show, Love Lies and Videotape. 1.00

00:13:17.400 Listen, we can't tell you all the wedding plans, but Anna already knows her outfit. 0.98

00:13:22.080 I well I know what I want my dress to look like I haven't picked it out yet

00:13:27.000 but I have an idea of what I want it to look like yeah and I kind of know what

00:13:31.120 I'll wear and you can watch how I proposed to her on TikTok

00:13:36.020 why are you sniffing so much the AC is constantly the AC doesn't make you sniff

00:13:42.240 yes it does why would the AC make you sniff because that's how my body works

00:13:46.240 what do you mean that's how your body works when I have air in my face that's what happens

00:13:49.280 You put a fan right beside your face all night.

00:13:53.040 And then in the morning you say, you sniff too loud.

00:13:55.860 So why do you put the fan on your face?

00:13:57.900 Because I like it.

00:13:59.260 What is your favorite thing about each other?

00:14:01.520 We have typical answers to this.

00:14:03.240 Because typically I say your authenticity and you say my hair.

00:14:06.900 No, that's not true.

00:14:08.100 I mean, I do love your hair, but that's not my answer.

00:14:13.540 What's your typical answer?

00:14:14.820 My typical answer is the way that you're always supporting,

00:14:17.780 but like you always support with your whole heart in you're not just like yeah i'm supporting

00:14:21.540 whatever but you're like no gotta go all in yeah all the chips on the table okay no but something

00:14:28.140 that i haven't been typical yeah i haven't answered this one before but joe does like

00:14:32.880 really small things so like for example the other morning we were eating breakfast and she goes

00:14:38.240 oh i'm only going to use the big spoons because i know that you love using the little spoons

00:14:43.140 and she just changed this and now she doesn't use little spoons anymore she just uses the big

00:14:48.420 spoons so that i can have all the little spoons like it's just little things that it's so nice

00:14:53.780 to know that you are impressed by those little things and here i am trying to buy you like you

00:14:59.940 know because that's my love life i don't buy things all the time all i had to do was shift to the

00:15:04.580 different sizes my thing is that you push me a little bit out of my comfort zone but you do it

00:15:09.460 softly so like i can be a very big home body like significant home body right and so this one will

00:15:17.300 look at me in the day and she'll be like baby what are we gonna do today and my response will

00:15:20.900 be we're gonna sit right here and put on a show and she'll be like okay and i then i'll look at

00:15:26.100 her because she doesn't ever push too hard it's not like we have to go and she'll be like you

00:15:31.220 know what but there's this ball thing in toronto like ball thing what are you talking about that's

00:15:35.780 She'll show me videos and then I'll be like oh so okay so let's go do the ball thing which we

00:15:42.240 haven't done yet. Oh bubble. But it's just things like that because then she pushes me a little bit

00:15:47.680 out of my comfort zone and then all of a sudden we're just doing cool things and you know that I

00:15:53.680 again I'd still be at home watching Buffy. So I love that. Okay. Are we there yet?

00:15:58.540 quite a few people asked if we've ever been to Sudbury but what's in Sudbury then

00:16:05.540 nickel like it was nickel mining I've been to Sudbury because I drove across the country to

00:16:11.060 go to Simon Fraser which is in BC my first year at university I was my mom and my grandma

00:16:15.340 guys that was not a trip for the faint of heart first of all on the way there I had the flu

00:16:20.820 but my mom didn't believe me I had the flu she thought I was just trying to be awkward I felt

00:16:24.660 sick the entire way my grandma yelled at me the entire way because my grandma also thought i was

00:16:29.940 being awkward and i was sitting in the back with all of my stuff for all of university a year

00:16:34.980 all the way there and we finally get there and they drop me off and they drive back and then

00:16:39.060 they both got the flu so then they had to call me and say oh you really had the flu

00:16:44.900 was that in sudbury well we drove through sudbury and that's where the nickel mining is that's all

00:16:50.980 all I know about Sudbury. Nickel. Anyways, multiple people asked if we would go to Sudbury

00:16:55.120 or if we haven't ever been to Sudbury. If we go? Yeah, either or. We should probably

00:16:58.660 drive up here. Sure. Meet the people. Okay. How far is Sudbury? I don't know. Another

00:17:04.120 beige flag. Joe has sheets that aren't so rude. Like it's children's sheets. They're

00:17:12.080 not children. For a king size bed. She's got like Mickey Mouse, Spider-Man. He had Spider-Man.

00:17:19.360 like listen they're pottery barn sheets which are lovely you've never lied on a nicer sheet

00:17:25.920 and they remind me of my childhood why is that a great flag i well because i would like to sleep

00:17:30.560 on just like a plane my great flag are your plane sheets oh here's my great flag are you ready okay

00:17:38.480 my great flag is the fact that um you drive way too fast also it's not a great flag it's a beige

00:17:46.080 flag whatever my beige flag and and she has an automatic car but she always puts

00:17:54.720 up the emergency brake which makes no sense you just pull the emergency unless 0.98

00:17:59.400 you're on a major incline she's in the driveway just making sure it's going 0.93

00:18:03.300 nowhere beige flag but too fast she drives too fast and she tells me I 1.00

00:18:07.740 drive I don't drive too fast she drives too fast takes the corners too hard she

00:18:12.000 thinks she's mario and ready listen i know how to take a corner that's all i have to say are you a

00:18:17.200 cat person or a dog person uh instinctually a cat person i love presley i love dogs it's just that

00:18:24.740 there's so much work and presley just cost us 600 because for some reason you know they just do they

00:18:33.060 get into things and then i love him more than i love dogs too much it's too much love it's too

00:18:38.860 much when he had that twisted spleen i slept with him on the floor it's true for two weeks and now

00:18:44.180 if the guy sneezes i'm rushing him to the vet it's too much love too much i used to be a dog

00:18:51.060 person you can ask me anything about dogs i know how to train them i know like literally everything

00:18:55.300 about dogs anytime that presley has something wrong i always i can tell like that and then

00:18:59.580 they're like oh and i said so and so off to the vet anyways but i uh ever since i met rep

00:19:04.500 roughly roughly ever since i met ripley i've become very much a cat person like insane yeah so

00:19:12.920 i in comparison i don't know if i'm a cat or a dog person considering how anna has spent at least

00:19:20.720 10 hours on google trying to figure out what ripley says like the slow blink yeah what her

00:19:27.280 tail means and what it means when she yeah because i know everything about dogs because i've always

00:19:32.540 wanted a dog i never had a dog and i never paid attention to cats and so now i have a cat and i

00:19:38.500 love her so much and i don't know what she's like trying to tell me or if she feels okay if she's

00:19:43.960 happy what she needs so i have to look it up and so i'm doing all this research now about cats and

00:19:48.240 i've become a crazy cat lady how far along are you guys like are we pregnant are you pregnant

00:19:56.180 i'm not pregnant are you pregnant i don't think so we're not pregnant well maybe it means like

00:20:01.080 Right now, we are at Loyalist Road before Belleville.

00:20:08.500 We passed the Big Apple.

00:20:11.980 There's no other landmarks at all besides really boring highway.

00:20:17.240 I can't tell.

00:20:18.100 I think this is a riddle.

00:20:19.700 Belleville.

00:20:20.660 No, no, no.

00:20:21.380 We're in Belleville.

00:20:22.740 Okay.

00:20:23.060 Right there.

00:20:23.520 Great.

00:20:23.920 We're in Belleville.

00:20:24.240 A riddle.

00:20:25.200 I think it's a riddle.

00:20:26.240 I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat.

00:20:30.200 I am NOT a cat. What am I?

00:20:37.880 So Joe can't eat the apple pie that they serve at McDonald's because it has cinnamon in it

00:20:44.760 But they have a new pie which is cookies and cream and I want her to order the cookies and cream to see if she can taste it

00:20:51.820 and this is my rewards go to my phone no so anyways this one has a play space which means

00:21:01.700 that the odds of getting a cake are forever in our favor may the odds be forever in your favor

00:21:07.420 he's not coming back because he heard i don't have no cold how you doing can i get a mcdouble

00:21:11.760 meal no onion with an orange fruitopia and you guys have a new pie of some sort uh

00:21:20.100 Cookies and cream pie.

00:21:20.740 We did have the strawberry pie, but we're actually out of it.

00:21:23.100 Do you have a cookies and cream pie?

00:21:25.240 No, we don't.

00:21:26.860 I don't think that's out yet.

00:21:28.320 Okay.

00:21:28.760 Out of it yet.

00:21:29.500 And I have another random question.

00:21:31.400 Some McDonald's with playhouses have birthday cakes.

00:21:34.480 Do you guys have that?

00:21:35.980 No, we don't.

00:21:37.860 Okay.

00:21:38.740 And that's all I would like.

00:21:40.400 Listen.

00:21:40.800 Listen, McDonald's.

00:21:42.560 I'm going to need you to pull it together.

00:21:44.580 I can't have disappointment on this level.

00:21:47.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:48.920 Like, I come here all the time.

00:21:51.040 Maybe you work up a cake, send it out to me.

00:21:54.220 Somebody from your organization can contact me.

00:21:56.720 I want a cake with Ronald on it.

00:21:58.660 I prefer a Grimace or a Hamburglar.

00:22:01.680 I can't believe I've been disappointed so many times with this cake now.

00:22:05.440 And they didn't even have the cookies and cream one that I really wanted you to try.

00:22:08.940 They don't even have a strawberry one.

00:22:11.060 Oh, my God, I love your pins.

00:22:13.100 I love your TikTok show.

00:22:15.620 Oh, thank you so much.

00:22:16.900 I got this for you guys.

00:22:17.920 Oh, birthday presents.

00:22:20.520 Thank you.

00:22:21.460 You brought me today.

00:22:22.740 You guys have a great one.

00:22:23.620 You brought my meal?

00:22:24.700 I brought you your meal today.

00:22:26.080 Thank you, Linda.

00:22:26.820 You're welcome.

00:22:27.400 Linda.

00:22:27.820 Thank you for coming to McDonald's.

00:22:29.520 Listen, Linda.

00:22:30.560 Hi.

00:22:31.780 Thank you so much.

00:22:33.500 That was so nice.

00:22:36.000 Okay, Linda.

00:22:37.260 Linda just made my day.

00:22:39.120 I was having some, you know, McDonald's, let's say, or some letdowns. 1.00

00:22:45.380 And Linda, out of the blue, with all these lovely pins on her.

00:22:48.940 She was so lovely.

00:22:50.660 She was so nice.

00:22:52.020 And she bought me my cheeseburger meal, my McDouble meal.

00:22:56.100 I've never had anybody do that at any McDonald's.

00:22:59.140 But she didn't even know the problems we were having with the cake and the pie and the whatever.

00:23:04.080 I love Linda.

00:23:05.380 Linda's so nice.

00:23:06.500 It's my turn to eat, so now we're at A&W.

00:23:09.420 Wait to hear this order.

00:23:11.000 Welcome to A&W.

00:23:11.860 What can I get for you?

00:23:12.940 How you doing?

00:23:13.420 what's your thickest burger the uncle burger yep could I I just need the the

00:23:19.300 uncle burger with cheese but like in a cup or something no bun like in a dish

00:23:25.180 or like you know what I mean just the meat patty and the cheese yeah get

00:23:30.760 McDonald's we get and W and we parked eat it want to know why Xana says you

00:23:36.720 can't drive and eat at the same time but I'm like that's not the case and then

00:23:40.660 she goes to pick up the bag and she drops half my mcdonald's fries under the chair i did

00:23:46.280 so number one i needed more fries but number two she goes you never eat them all anyway

00:23:54.060 number two she goes you can't eat and drive like a hamburger and that's distracted driving i said

00:24:02.020 just like a phone yeah have a phone in your hand yeah no i want to know and burger anybody who's

00:24:08.920 listening to this right now i want to know anybody's got a hamburger ticket well it's not

00:24:12.940 called a hamburger ticket just like it's not called a phone ticket it's just called distracted

00:24:16.760 driving ticket i want i want in the comments i want to know if anybody's got in like you have

00:24:22.340 a coffee in your hand same thing i don't believe so i'm just getting pulled over left right and 1.00

00:24:26.840 center for having their phones in their hand nobody i've seen women do full faces of makeup 1.00

00:24:31.500 guilty nothing nothing happens i know but it's still called distracted driving and you still

00:24:36.920 get a ticket for it nobody's getting a hamburger ticket another question what does your playlist

00:24:43.100 sound like on a road trip okay i'm gonna i'm gonna need you to pause you need to pause right

00:24:47.720 now because i need to ask these guys a question who gets to control the radio when you're in the

00:24:53.900 car the driver or the passenger the passenger the driver the passenger's always drives gets

00:25:00.360 control. That's why all of the radios focus. The passenger is always DJ. Look, it's tilted. Everybody knows that the passenger is always DJ. Look, I have controls of the radio and whatever right on the steering wheel. That indicates the driver gets it. No, that's if you're all on your own. But if you're on a road trip and you have a passenger, the passenger's job is to be DJ. No, I disagree. You can come up with some ideas, but the driver gets to dictate what kind of music they're going to listen to.

00:25:29.640 i'm the one that needs to stay away they will they will let us know what the deal is but the

00:25:34.360 rule is passengers dj absolutely not are we there yet another almost i don't think so

00:25:43.320 what are you another baby hello all right another base another beige flag um baby you have so many

00:25:52.680 action figures what all these little buffy toys and shots fire store star wars toys and they're

00:26:00.540 all on display that's a beige that's a big beige flag it's only a beige flag if i'm living in the

00:26:07.020 basement at my mom's house my mom lives in my basement it's a lot of toys listen and listen

00:26:13.240 it's what are they called what are those called now the big babies that you put on top of all

00:26:18.200 cabbage patch kids you uncultured so many cabbage patch kids tyrant of toys 0.79

00:26:26.040 so many it makes me endearing lovable it makes you a child playful a child listen oh your beige 0.97

00:26:34.040 flag what is it your beige flag tell the people where you get your news from

00:26:39.400 tiktok no what's your show i'm gonna go watch my news program oh yeah it's like the celebrity

00:26:45.560 um she called it the news what do you call them i'm gonna go watch the news guys it's not even

00:26:52.220 like entertainment tonight celebrity it's called celebrity news podcast crappy celebrity it is

00:26:58.720 called celebrity news so if you if you wanted to say to me joe i'm gonna go get my celebrity news

00:27:05.120 that's right the word is in it doesn't matter it's celebrity news nothing's verified we know now

00:27:12.800 99 it's always lies not lies upon lies upon lies we are stuck in traffic and we got a lot of

00:27:21.360 questions about cars so let's talk about cars car questions so the first question was what was your

00:27:26.920 first car my first car was oh oh it was it looked like a little jelly bean it was like an x90 like

00:27:35.080 a suzuki i think x90 that's a funny word it was it was this tiny tiny little car and it was blue

00:27:43.960 guys go look it up suzuki x90 my first car was a honda civic it was burgundy and his name was

00:27:52.680 calvin i don't name my car but um i hit a telephone pole with that car total day

00:27:58.520 and it cracked the telephone pole in half and instead of the telephone pole falling on top of

00:28:02.760 of me get cracked and fell that way who knows why okay the second question about cars was do either

00:28:10.720 of you get car sick and before she answers this one likes to pretend that she gets car sick because

00:28:15.980 she likes to drive and be in control but i found this oh see it always falls when you're lying

00:28:22.160 everything just lying i'm not lying because we went to uh new york and in new york she was

00:28:30.500 totally fine in the uber so explain that new york drivers are a special kind of driver no

00:28:37.300 look people are from new york you know no they drive no smooth absolutely not she likes to be 0.86

00:28:44.420 in control she couldn't be in control in an uber we didn't have a car so she just sat through it

00:28:49.860 the reason why i get car sick you want to know what the reason is let me show you

00:28:53.140 that's it some people this is how they drive they put the foot on the gas and then

00:29:00.960 or they don't even put their foot on the brake they just drive like lots of gas gas gas gas

00:29:06.520 and then take their foot off gas gas gas stop doing that exactly exactly my point but i don't

00:29:13.480 do that so you're kind of like that i want to know why she's like that she's like mario andretti

00:29:18.100 right fast off the mark none of this is true and then there was what's your

00:29:23.620 dream car go ahead gangsta I like a Cadillac I want to have a burgundy

00:29:30.860 Cadillac with the light brown beige interior I'm going 67 Mustang baby blue 0.96

00:29:40.180 Convertible white interior why she likes old things

00:29:48.580 Well, we're stuck in traffic you may as well just pull over here

00:29:52.460 This where ticks live it's true. Are we going to the Metallica concert? Yes, no absolutely change of plans

00:30:00.360 That's where we'll do the Littles birthday party. No, thank you

00:30:05.360 Why do black cars cars look better in the shade? 0.99

00:30:10.180 you don't know that song i don't know what you're talking about you don't know black 0.96

00:30:20.460 cars look better in the shade that song obviously not gotta go pee gotta go pee the funny thing 0.79

00:30:26.920 about anna is she keeps um getting mad at me for having to go to the bathroom and then lets me come

00:30:31.660 in here by myself when she knows there's a tim horton who's right there and i'm gonna get another

00:30:37.620 coffee i have been doing this drive for years now and i do it in one shot i never stop i don't

00:30:44.980 i just don't stop i just drive the whole way through we have stopped three times already

00:30:50.740 three times i don't understand why she needs to pee so much

00:30:56.820 hi baby i i brought you a tea that's very nice i brought you a tea i'll need to go just one more

00:31:05.060 time probably just just one more time i can't okay so we've hit a bit of a roadblock um literally

00:31:15.140 there's no exits and now we're just stopped in traffic for an hour and a half because we were

00:31:22.900 following anna's gps on her car but it doesn't tell you when there's going to be problems

00:31:27.940 so we've driven into one and there's no exit we're just stopped there's no it's not slow

00:31:35.620 moving traffic it's stopped like we could put the car in park park nothing no movement

00:31:45.020 where am i gonna go pee next right there guys i'm not into it we're dead stopped

00:31:52.040 dude decided forget it i'm just gonna walk just in case anybody was doubting me that's lots of dust

00:32:01.080 and standby a check engine light and now we're going to sit in traffic we're still here we've

00:32:13.540 maybe moved 30 feet, possibly, we're still here. Everybody in our motorcycle goes on the soft

00:32:22.180 shoulder, flies right by. Now just to fill you in, I started getting a migraine about half an

00:32:30.240 hour ago, but it's okay because I had Advil in my suitcase and I went back, took it out, gave it to

00:32:38.540 me I took whatever I had to take and it's now you know calming down the problem is I get like an

00:32:45.740 aura so usually I get spots but I'm not getting that but now when I go to think about a word to

00:32:54.460 put in I can't think about exactly putting the word I can't think of the right word so I'm trying

00:33:01.820 have conversations and i don't make any miss i don't make any sense no now is just making fun

00:33:08.540 of me it's not fair because you just said i'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and and we're

00:33:14.300 never getting out a beige flag are you guys ready for a beige flag are you ready you're

00:33:21.740 gonna experience this in real time and it doesn't know what i was gonna do three two one

00:33:28.300 stop it you don't need it

00:33:33.060 there's two deaths on our windshield no like bug a uh uh butterfly a butterfly

00:33:43.820 the windshield the windshield fluid is is only used when needed

00:33:50.380 and not to mention that when you do need it you squirt like

00:33:58.800 and that's it and you make do with that this one holds it down 1.00

00:34:05.480 as if she's trying to water the desert

00:34:13.080 and uses so much of my water you don't need it the butterfly still you don't need it we don't

00:34:22.180 you can live with it it's fine it's like it's not impeding your vision you don't need to use it

00:34:28.140 because then what happens on the day that i actually do need it i'm not gonna have any and

00:34:36.740 i'm gonna have to stop it and i'm gonna have to pull over i can't stop doing it no she has more

00:34:47.400 in the back right now stop it there's no need for that i have a beige flag for me that anna hasn't

00:34:53.840 said but i'll tell you we told you the presley story about how we had to wash him off and then

00:35:01.260 all this fur came out we had to take him to the vet now his whole back end is shaved and he has

00:35:05.700 to get cream on it it's a nightmare but I didn't tell you the funny part the funny part was we took

00:35:11.580 him into the backyard I turned on the hose to wash him with with the shampoo mom's out there

00:35:20.160 and he's out there we're trying to hold him we're trying to wash him down I'm getting you know and

00:35:24.680 all of a sudden half of his furs falling out it's all terrifying we gotta take him to the vet

00:35:28.980 so all three of us go back into the house and we rush him to the vet and we rush him to the vet

00:35:35.400 and we get them all taken care of it costs 550 dollars we come home everything's okay we get

00:35:42.480 him settled down he's gone through hell and back we go to sleep and i wake up at six o'clock and i

00:35:48.340 go the water's on water she left the hose on i did an entire time and it's not the first time

00:35:57.220 that she's done it i'm pretty sure i didn't even know i'm pretty sure this is the third time that

00:36:02.580 she has left the water on. Hose into the so I walk downstairs and I can hear because you can always

00:36:07.420 hear when the water's on I can hear oh no that's on for sure and I go outside at six o'clock in the

00:36:11.800 morning and I see it's amazing it hadn't flooded everything but it wasn't super high but it was

00:36:17.460 like the hose was just into the grass it wasn't like anywhere else and it was just running a stream 0.98

00:36:22.360 so we finally made it past the traffic we're going again and now damn boy you don't know 0.95

00:36:31.800 what's wrong with the road nothing well we shut the whole thing down no we just we didn't see it 0.95

00:36:38.020 they shut they took us off the highway and then made us take a different turn but it was like

00:36:43.640 quite a bit of space so in the part that we couldn't see i'm thinking that's where something

00:36:49.920 was happening i'm thinking somebody's having a good laugh that's what i'm thinking so now we're

00:36:54.420 headed to St. Spade. Thank God. It is the best place ever, really. It's like Swiss Chalet,

00:37:01.740 but better. But better, because I like the sauce better. For Americans, I don't know

00:37:06.660 if it's like Mary Brown's Chicken. I don't know what it's like, but it's a nice restaurant.

00:37:12.120 So we'll give you a scan of what we're going to get when we get there. But I'm so excited.

00:37:18.520 my stomach i'm starving so hungry i'm excited it says eight minutes but i don't know if i can be

00:37:26.440 we're almost there team it's been like seven hours look at how beautiful it is we have made it

00:37:33.780 go check out their menu let us know what you'd have it's so beautiful took us forever to get

00:37:39.900 here but we finally did we're at my parents house we're gonna go eat thanks for hanging out we will

00:37:45.280 see you on our way back in like two seconds for you because we're just gonna start this all over

00:37:49.620 again driving the other way but we have surprises on the way home and we're back we're on our way

00:37:55.140 home now guys joe has quite the story not for the faint of heart was my story not for the faint of

00:38:02.820 heart we get up in the morning i've had i've been battling headaches for the last little while

00:38:08.940 everybody keeps saying it's stress it's something it's all that you know whatever i don't know what

00:38:12.940 it is but i get headaches and what i i used to get what i thought were migraines i was mistaken

00:38:18.640 that anything i've had before yesterday was not a migraine yesterday was a migraine this one did

00:38:27.960 not participate in the children's birthday party i did participate throwing up in the woods

00:38:33.020 i i must have seen like like i got to be heartbroken listen i'm making no good first

00:38:42.460 impressions because i get out of the car i look like death i think i'm gonna die the pain in my

00:38:46.880 head and my face was so overwhelming i thought blood must have been pouring out and there i

00:38:52.640 have taken all this med all these meds and then i'm like i get anna looks at me she goes you look

00:38:57.300 really pale you should go sit down it was like looking at a ghost go sit down in the car i said

00:39:02.220 okay so i go sit down in a car and then it gets worse and then it gets worse and people keep

00:39:06.700 coming up and asking they're so lovely what they can do and i'm like let off my head and then

00:39:13.900 the last faithful time she comes she goes maybe we should go to the doctors i'm like i'm gonna

00:39:17.500 call my mom i don't think the doctors whatever i call my mom and as i'm talking to my mom i 0.86

00:39:21.180 hand her the phone and i say i'm gonna puke i'm gonna puke as she gets out of the car run into 0.90

00:39:26.380 the woods and it's the first time i've thrown up in 15 years the last time was lesbian flu 1.00

00:39:33.660 probably i have toronto people don't want to talk about who are lesbians there's a lesbian

00:39:37.340 flu that was in toronto like 15 years ago it almost killed me this is the last the next time 0.61

00:39:42.860 15 years later okay so we're at this place where we're at this place where it's basically a giant

00:39:50.380 tree house type thing it's in the forest so obviously the bugs are out the mosquitoes are

00:39:54.940 out i was just in the forest throwing up anyways um so you get a mosquito bite in toronto and you

00:40:02.360 have like the tiniest little bump and then you go by your day these mosquitoes attacked me and then

00:40:07.840 i showed joe my ankle and she goes did you twist your ankle that's how swollen she showed it to me

00:40:13.960 because yesterday i couldn't see that that's how swollen my ankle was from a mosquito bite i did

00:40:18.740 not twist my ankle but that's how big it is. Side note, Tim Hortons, baby. We left at 9.30. It is

00:40:24.660 10.04. I haven't even had a coffee yet. This one's already stopping. Tim Hortons line. It was too

00:40:30.620 long. It wasn't even moving. They had like one girl that didn't even know where the donuts were

00:40:35.320 kept. We left. Anyway, so we didn't get anything there and then now I'm pretty sure we missed the 0.95

00:40:41.860 exit for McDonald's. You couldn't have missed the exit. I'm pretty sure. I didn't see, if you would

00:40:46.080 seen the golden arches they're evident but the headache story wasn't the migraine sorry it wasn't

00:40:53.840 because i was dying in the woods and then she keeps coming back and going in and playing with

00:40:58.240 the kids and then coming back and checking on me and then the whole party's over and she says

00:41:03.040 babe do you want to go back to the house for presents and cake or do you want to go back to

00:41:07.600 her mom's house and lie down i said back to your mom's house please you okay so please and then 0.98

00:41:13.120 and then anna decides to off-road from the forest to her mom's house my mom is the road stop my mom

00:41:22.480 lives in the country so the roads are bumpy guys i can't control that i was going to die anyways

00:41:28.640 we get to a pharmacy where she's going to go in and going to get some advil extra strength

00:41:33.200 advil so easy she goes in half an hour later she comes out and she goes i had to register

00:41:40.160 I said you had to register and I can't even formulate words because she tells me this story

00:41:45.440 you all know how Anna tells stories about how she had to register for the admiral they didn't want 0.84

00:41:51.160 her getting extra 19. You can't get it off the shelf you had to get it over the counter. What's

00:41:54.780 going on? I figured it out. I put a piece of gum. There's gum on the counter stopping it from moving.

00:42:01.280 Yay! Okay so anyway I could not get the admiral from the shelf I had to get it over the counter

00:42:07.480 and apparently I already had an account and 0.96

00:42:09.840 great so she was in there forever had to register the guy kept saying why don't you just get regular

00:42:16.700 strength and double the doses and we could just double the dose and it was no big deal just give

00:42:20.540 us the extra strength advil what is going on in Quebec are there are there advil overdoses what

00:42:25.900 is happening anyway she finally comes back in but at that point she missed my extra text which I asked

00:42:30.700 very nicely just for an apple that's all I wanted just for an apple and she comes back in the car 1.00

00:42:35.560 I bet baby did you give me an apple. I didn't get that text. We were in there for three hours.

00:42:39.560 How come you didn't get that text? Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bumps. She comes back out and then

00:42:49.620 she goes back in. She goes, I'm going to get you some food. I said, great. And I just wanted

00:42:56.020 plain potato chips, but apparently plain potato chips weren't up to her level. So I got the

00:43:00.360 apple plain potato chips she drove me home we finally got home I didn't die but I got home and

00:43:05.700 it finally started to like subside a little bit so like I didn't want to die like when I was throwing

00:43:11.480 up in the forest guys I thought all of my I thought my eyes were gonna fall out of my head

00:43:15.460 I've never felt so much excruciating pain before in my entire life but it was incruciating because

00:43:21.200 it was in her head oh so we get home and then she's at the party for a while and she calls me

00:43:27.040 probably around four do you want anything to eat and i said what maybe some like chicken noodle soup

00:43:33.360 and i go chicken noodle and she goes yes so what do i do i love it she goes and buys the family pack

00:43:39.200 the chicken noodle soup and then comes home and doesn't know how to make it but i made it anyways

00:43:43.600 i just thought swing by tim horren's that's not what she said that's not what she said i didn't

00:43:47.840 not say that i thought everything in our world meant not to get something and then i came home

00:43:53.280 and i don't know how to make it and i made it for her period because i am a 11 girlfriend i

00:43:58.080 have a pot of it in the back we had to stop again to go to another timorans it looks the exact same

00:44:02.640 as the first two horns that we went to but there's a bigger line here but i did find this moose okay

00:44:08.160 i have a question for you what is the wildest animal that you've seen in the wild in the wild

00:44:14.880 i saw one time i saw i think a baby right whale like a small right whale i was kayaking

00:44:21.200 up Tadusak?

00:44:23.960 Tadusak.

00:44:24.460 Tadzak.

00:44:25.080 Tadzak.

00:44:26.800 And, uh, which is up the St. Lawrence.

00:44:32.240 And then the camera fell.

00:44:34.160 Anyways, and he came relatively close to, uh, the kayak that I was in, which was kind

00:44:38.880 of crazy.

00:44:39.380 But I, I, you know me, I want to be in the water.

00:44:42.060 Sure, you would have jumped in.

00:44:43.080 In it.

00:44:43.780 But you could jump in that water because it was, you get like crazy in like four minutes.

00:44:47.920 It's real cool.

00:44:48.440 What'd you say?

00:44:48.860 I've seen, uh, I saw a little, a cub, a baby bear, but we were in the car, and then I said,

00:44:56.360 you gotta make sure you stay in the car, because where there's a cub, there's a mama bear,

00:44:59.960 and I've seen a moose, basically, in my backyard, and I saw another bear, I was training, and I was

00:45:09.780 doing altitude training on a mountain, and he was just, like, hanging out upstairs, a brown bear.

00:45:14.320 okay i have a better question better my question was good if you could see and touch and hang out

00:45:21.540 with a wild animal what would it be a wolf a wolf yeah and would you just walk right up to it

00:45:27.820 you just walk right up to it you wouldn't be scared oh i'd be terrified would you still walk

00:45:33.120 right up to it probably because you know i'm getting in the water if i see humpback whale

00:45:36.620 yeah but humpback whales are carnivores that are designed to eat you wolves are listen uh sharks

00:45:43.040 i'm gonna go shark diving me and the sharks yeah hugging they like to be rubbed on the nose

00:45:50.560 also also uh also silverback gorillas in rwanda i'm gonna go do that too 0.86

00:45:57.840 no street things just so you know all right okay i'm ready you and the wolves we can do that in

00:46:03.840 like quebec i think i don't think you can touch them what would you want to do cuddle with them

00:46:09.040 yeah lie down run with them run with the wolves obviously if we're gonna keep doing these vlogs

00:46:16.160 we need to find a better mechanism for this this isn't working at all but i mean we just need a

00:46:20.960 suction to stick it to it stick it there it goes it's gonna go okay so we're driving and all of a

00:46:28.000 sudden we saw this thing sticking out of the ground i said oh don't tell them you're gonna

00:46:33.120 ruin this surprise all of the build-up but you're never gonna imagine what the hand is

00:46:42.080 what it's wolfsbane wolfsbane it's so weird in fact you know what it looks like

00:46:48.400 it looks like the last scene of terminator when his hand is going into the thing and he does this

00:46:54.160 you know you know that scene no she's never seen any good movies wait till you see this thing here

00:46:59.760 we go what it's so odd look at this thing we're in brockville by the way we're in brockville

00:47:07.920 we'd like to know what this is i'm gonna go high five it give a high five yes the veins in its

00:47:14.560 in its whatever wrist what does it say aim for the stars discover your highest potential i love it

00:47:20.720 discover your highest potential guys it's in the middle of nowhere thank god we found it want to

00:47:27.040 know why we found it because we're taking a trip to the brockville mall to find i don't know to

00:47:32.720 find anything to buy really i haven't seen them all in like so long and yesterday i thought that

00:47:37.520 was it for me so today we're living life to the fullest and it says she's cutting out some of my

00:47:44.480 because you make the video so long i didn't make it long it was informative you don't have to cut it

00:47:50.720 she says i'm cutting it all out all of it just so you know when you listen to this podcast there's

00:47:55.840 like a good probably 70 percent you never got to hear well talk faster we're following anna's

00:48:02.320 gps to the brockville mall because i'm excited to go to a mall and do a little bit of shopping

00:48:09.520 i'm good we're gonna take you out show you what what our gps brought us to the brockville

00:48:15.440 shopping center look at this look like what on earth obviously nobody's here

00:48:25.840 this is the saddest look at this look at this not a single store open the brockville shopping center

00:48:36.800 how am i supposed to buy anything in there nothing i got the highway how we wanted to go

00:48:42.320 anyways we went into this one place the source we go in only person in there and i try to buy a new

00:48:49.680 stand for anna because the stand that we've been using this whole trip it broke it broke

00:48:55.680 she's this is what happened she's like this should be able to turn snap and snaps it off wait a 0.98

00:49:02.640 minute if you guys are watching this this see this ball bearing this is why our crap is like this the 0.69

00:49:08.160 whole trip so i assume this little thing turned it tighter i said baby we just got to turn this 0.85

00:49:12.440 tighter and then it just snapped that's not my fault that's shoddy workmanship no she snapped

00:49:18.020 it obviously it was a push and pull what it's a push and pull look guys but needless to say

00:49:24.580 i bought one that functions we're not even driving yet we're just start driving and we'll see

00:49:29.860 like off-road with this sucker watch this first of all i was a huge bump nothing we need to wait

00:49:35.940 until we get onto the highway to test with the highway i just went over train tracks the highway

00:49:40.820 will tell us i think possibly a whole garbage boat bag full of stuff i don't know back on the highway

00:49:47.060 all right no more but back on the highway with another little octopus-esque thing

00:49:54.180 so far oh wait bump perfect so far it's working i'm trying to hit bumps nowadays we stopped at

00:50:02.360 the gananaque casino because my mom and my grandma used to drive out here all the time i've never

00:50:08.100 been to this casino it's the world's poquito casino but we're gonna take grandma ruby with us

00:50:15.220 in our in our bodies go see what what this tiny casino we're gonna win we're gonna win come on

00:50:21.220 grandma we have to win let's go it looks like a spaceship it really does what do you guys think

00:50:26.420 you think we're gonna win i feel like this show all right so at least we both got id'd

00:50:30.980 so i feel pretty good about our chances and this casino looks like it's circa 1987.

00:50:47.220 anna's doing a lot of math right now trying to decide how high she was up before we lost

00:50:52.820 everything i'm just saying i was up 35 and then she i lost i i lost everything now what we did

00:50:59.780 find out because i made a call to my mom in the middle of that what game did grandma play

00:51:04.180 grandma never went to this casino it was just my mom so technically grandma i mean we didn't really

00:51:11.060 lose this but the beautiful beautiful beautiful the beautiful part was is when we went in there

00:51:17.300 quite a few people recognized us but the better part of that was they said are you here to play

00:51:23.220 for grandma ruby or with grandma ruby so you know what if i have to lose i'll lose with grandma ruby

00:51:30.180 around us that's okay we can do that too no more roulette though we just ate at denny's because joe

00:51:36.020 was really looking forward to eating at denny's but she didn't love it and i ordered nachos and

00:51:41.860 the best part of nachos is really the guac they had no guacamole so it was quite the letdown but

00:51:48.180 But thanks, Denny's.

00:51:49.680 My stomach doesn't feel good.

00:51:50.920 We tried filming a TikTok at Denny's and it didn't work out because we had two ideas in one TikTok.

00:51:56.940 Too much.

00:51:57.340 Instead of just doing two different TikToks, we ended up doing one.

00:52:00.420 Anyways, it didn't work out.

00:52:01.420 You know what you do when you don't get two ideas and you don't get no ideas?

00:52:04.480 Nothing works out. 1.00

00:52:05.540 And then there was a lady who thought vacuuming Denny's the entire time was essential.

00:52:10.900 I'm like, was there a crumb on the floor?

00:52:12.620 Do you vacuum constantly four times in the process of us eating one meal?

00:52:17.180 She vacuumed.

00:52:17.820 Anyway, so now we're going to pull over at a different exit so that Joe can actually do a TikTok.

00:52:24.160 Guys, I can't be funny twice.

00:52:26.140 It was so funny in there, but you also can't hear because of the vacuuming.

00:52:29.480 And then sometimes it was muffled and Anna thought she got ice cream. 0.52

00:52:32.840 Guys, it was a gong show.

00:52:35.880 The mall that Joe wanted to go to.

00:52:38.280 I thought the mall was in Brockville.

00:52:40.900 It's in Belleville.

00:52:42.720 And then we just drove by it.

00:52:44.040 But she passed the exit and now we're not going.

00:52:46.120 Just in case anyone's wondering, yes.

00:52:49.800 That light is still on.

00:52:51.700 Dismissed.

Unlearn16: Class is in Session - August 15, 2023

The One Where We Drove to Montreal, Saw a Huge Apple and Got A Migraine

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