Unlearn16: Class is in Session - The Time Ana and I Vlogged All To New York

00:00:00.000 class is in session it's recording perfect we're recording here's the problem we just bought well

00:00:09.180 we didn't buy it we got we got this and we decided that we're gonna use this for our first vlog

00:00:15.340 together i'm sweating we've already had three silent fights it wasn't big fights it was like

00:00:22.060 silent fights because i i don't like it and all the instructions are like in another language

00:00:29.280 but who figured it out she just pressed the button but i figured it out all the buttons

00:00:34.080 i figured it out okay let's go here we go okay we are going on our first so low i have to crunch

00:00:40.800 down hi over here i'm right here focus okay you got it here we go

00:00:50.480 take dude we are going on our first trip together finally we're going to new york

00:00:57.200 we have a bunch of stuff to do we got a pack shifting so i'm in the middle of it

00:01:04.080 anyways we got a pack and this one doesn't have a suitcase i don't have a suitcase but don't worry

00:01:10.080 i have ordered the perfect suitcase you think that i didn't search out the perfect suitcase

00:01:14.720 that's gonna match my new york outfit of course i did stand by while i go get it i'm even gonna 0.96

00:01:21.200 let her do me on an inverted camera stand by get your minds out of the gutter and that's our garbage

00:01:30.960 stand by oh baby guys it's so pretty it's so pretty and then it didn't want me to get it

00:01:43.360 because she said too much money joanna too much money because i found like the same one

00:01:47.840 not the same not even this is herschel shout out to hersel they don't sponsor me don't worry about

00:01:53.200 it but look at this masterpiece stand by

00:02:02.560 oh you know i have shoes and a hat to match this puppy let's go pack all right listen i need you

00:02:09.760 guys we're using a gimbal a gimlet a gimbal a gimbal and we're not very good at it we're trying

00:02:15.760 but we're trying so if you're feeling nauseated while you're watching this particular vlog

00:02:21.760 take some sort of like what is it dramamine pause it take the dramamine and roll right through you

00:02:28.480 just got to keep up let's go okay all right so here we go i'm taking off all of my this says

00:02:35.600 carry-on luggage approved for most airlines oh spaghetti oh most what does it mean most why would

00:02:45.760 oh you're gonna like this

00:02:47.400 that's a little asmr for you people at home this has a code on it i'm i don't think i should put

00:02:57.520 the code in here it has like a code on the side but i think i last time i did that i got locked

00:03:02.480 out of my own luggage i had to pry it open break it and then i had to throw out the luggage so

00:03:06.700 by the way did annie even tell you where we're going no she didn't we're going

00:03:11.720 is that the right song we're going to new york city baby now i'm going for to start filming my

00:03:22.780 new show love lies and videotape but before we do that guess what we're gonna go we're flying

00:03:29.580 out tomorrow morning and we're gonna go for an entire saturday and i have a surprise for

00:03:34.680 at the end of the saturday an entire saturday just me and this one right here and we're gonna

00:03:40.940 take you every single step of the way including the fact that tonight we might be getting maybe

00:03:46.220 three hours two hours maybe 10 minutes of sleep we just we really don't even know okay baby i got

00:03:52.300 this is all the shoes that i'm starting with guys i need i need more of one one carry on that's all

00:03:58.540 we're doing that's all we're doing i don't have a toothbrush i don't have you said you got me

00:04:04.060 little tiny things can i see well i got us little tiny okay let's see the tiny things oh i don't

00:04:09.660 okay this this cream makes smells like my grandma why if we're having a carry-on luggage here's my

00:04:18.740 question why does all of our toiletries why can't we have a full-size deodorant why can't i have it

00:04:25.200 to be full size i don't understand i think it's something about pressure and like it's pressure

00:04:29.940 the deodorant's not gonna explode i don't know something and i left lots of room actually i'll

00:04:36.100 just buy a whole new suitcase because i have a feeling i'm gonna want stuff from new york

00:04:41.500 uh new toothbrush does anybody ever travel and not get a new toothbrush like they you don't

00:04:51.080 travel with the same old toothbrush i do you didn't get a new one you spent all that money

00:04:56.920 at shoppers didn't get any no okay look we're all packed and ready to go but on top of it

00:05:03.420 because i can't do anything that's just you know one big night out and have a sleep in tomorrow

00:05:08.700 we have to go out tonight my makeup's done i just have to go work on my space to a huge 0.92

00:05:14.940 huge lesbian event candyland we're going to go down to the exhibition and we're going to party

00:05:20.540 like it was 1999 and it doesn't really understand that prince red prince but nonetheless we're going

00:05:26.780 to go do that and i don't stay up past 10. so i'm going to go get ready and i'm going to show you

00:05:32.220 guys my outfit nobody's seen this outfit and it took me a long time to figure it out i found it

00:05:38.700 oh yeah she found it let's see if you like it guys this one still making tick tocks and we have

00:05:51.420 we are ready look absolutely ready but we're gonna give you a full scope of both of our outfits

00:05:57.820 please stand by nice shoes you got the diesel watch you got these pants that don't breathe

00:06:02.100 whatsoever but man do they look good you got the right shirt i won't even wear my hat straight

00:06:07.580 you got the right hat wait for it wait for it wait wing for me baby

00:06:13.100 gotta start with the silver shoes i have the same silver pants a cute little pink top look at my

00:06:22.000 Oh, look at this. Look at this. Oh, baby.

00:06:26.320 And it's baseball.

00:06:27.100 Yes.

00:06:28.360 All right, so we're actually at the event and it's already dancing.

00:06:32.800 It's not jam-packed yet.

00:06:34.420 I'm going to try to give you some secret behind the scenes of what the event's looking like.

00:06:41.120 But once it gets rowdy, we can't put that on YouTube.

00:06:46.080 All right, everybody. It is 3 a.m.

00:06:49.620 That's right, 3 a.m.

00:06:51.600 i don't think that counts as a.m to be honest we got back from the party at like one went to bed by

00:06:57.600 1 30 a.m and now we gotta get up we gotta get to the airport baby it's it's time it's time well

00:07:12.640 it's 3 40. we're ready to go i'm not built for this let's go catch our flight all right we went

00:07:20.560 through security i was so endearing everybody loved us and because of my shoes and my case we

00:07:29.520 got bumped ahead she said that's the best case matching thing i've ever seen wait a minute

00:07:35.920 so we come through the gate i gotta tell you this we gotta go this way hey we we come through the

00:07:40.480 gate and i said okay we gotta go to a7 now there's two kinds of people in this world the ones that

00:07:44.960 stop and get food right away and the ones that need to find their gate we're kind of the same

00:07:49.040 person but then this one over here says you know what i really need to find i just wanted to find

00:07:54.160 an a and w and w you think we're just gonna come across an a and w in the airport dude it's gonna

00:08:03.440 be 317 for whatever a and w thing you need at 5 a.m i just want some eggs and some sausage

00:08:12.000 i'm kind of hungry guys it's really really early and um oh i just tripped over my own case but i

00:08:18.720 want to point out again what you wear to the airport matters the customs guy was harder and

00:08:26.400 he used a harder self and he asked me to take my hat off to take a picture

00:08:33.920 all right let's go find an a&w all right so we did not find an a&w shockingly i did however

00:08:41.840 find the worst cup of coffee i've ever had in my entire life but we are getting the eggs

00:08:48.720 here's the funniest thing that happened wait get back in here so we go over to our gate we finally

00:08:53.760 find our gate and we're not too sure if it's our gate we think it's a7 we're not too sure anyways

00:08:58.720 we asked this young guy we're like is this a7 he's like no a6 we're like oh he's right above his head

00:09:05.600 it says a6 and a giant arrow pointing the other way and i'm like and i point he looks around and

00:09:11.920 the guy beside him goes yeah no a6 is down the stairs and he just packs up his stuff puts on

00:09:18.160 his headphones and toddles off there is nothing more beautiful than the fragility of the confident

00:09:25.840 dudes in this world you don't want another way that anna and i are so incredibly different this

00:09:38.640 is how much i ate we've had our food about 10 minutes i'm full yes that's how i eat my eggs

00:09:44.640 Let me show you what Anna does.

00:09:48.640 It was so good.

00:09:49.640 Oh my god.

00:09:50.640 Hold on.

00:09:53.640 So different.

00:09:55.640 I'd like to point out that this is the best lighting that I've ever looked on any plane at 7am.

00:10:02.640 We're on the plane.

00:10:03.640 We're headed to New York.

00:10:05.640 Listen.

00:10:06.640 She doesn't feel good.

00:10:07.640 I had a minute, alright?

00:10:09.640 There may have been some bad cream.

00:10:12.640 remember that coffee she didn't like here we are just gonna take a knee it's gonna be fine

00:10:19.600 we're gonna persevere through i also had to put my bag in the like two bins behind

00:10:26.240 me because it didn't fit with this one's bag i think yours is here's extra big or something

00:10:32.320 so i think i think don't you be shading my bag i don't know yours is bigger than mine

00:10:42.640 They said we were going to have some turbulence, so hold on.

00:10:47.640 First of all, I think they left some sort of window open because I've never been cold.

00:10:52.640 It's freezing in here.

00:10:53.640 More cold in my entire life.

00:10:55.640 It's freezing in here.

00:10:56.640 Are we allowed to pressure?

00:10:59.640 I don't think so.

00:11:00.640 They said we should have hit turbulence in this kind of freezing.

00:11:03.640 I don't know what's going to happen.

00:11:05.640 We've arrived in New York.

00:11:07.640 Listen, we're here.

00:11:08.640 I feel excited.

00:11:09.640 excited um anna found out that it's on an ocean and uh and that manhattan's an island

00:11:18.280 new and exciting things i looked out the window and she saw water she said

00:11:27.640 but now we're gonna take a train so she taught me something she said listen there's a train that

00:11:31.640 goes from jfk to queens i said no there's not she goes yes there's one in vancouver so obviously

00:11:37.960 there's one here um her logic might not be sound but she's still right right let's go take a tray

00:11:44.760 eight bucks ten minutes all right i'm so hungry look at she's hungry all she can talk about is

00:11:51.320 food and here i am trying to find us the coolest shopping that i can possibly find us we're going

00:11:56.680 to an off white like warehouse sale and she wants a hot dog come on now okay so we're at the off

00:12:07.240 white store okay it's like their warehouse whatever kind of store and they won't let us in

00:12:14.280 the guy looked at us he's like the door's locked and he's like no i'm not letting you in

00:12:19.560 i love your tick tock oh thank you go tell me off what look she likes my tick tocks 0.56

00:12:26.520 the off-white guy looked at us and went you're not coming in here for what during pride months 0.99

00:12:32.200 what does he know how much stupid money i'll spend they're opening at 11. they're open at 11. 0.98

00:12:37.240 all right so it turns out he wasn't saying i couldn't shop there he was just saying 0.99

00:12:43.540 woman i'm opening at 11 so now we're going to broadway and we're going to go find anna something

00:12:50.340 to eat and you know what i'm going to do in new york i'm going to be so nice to everybody they're

00:12:54.900 all going to want to be canadian i'm saying hi to everybody a guy had the most grimmest look and i

00:13:00.940 said hey how you doing he's like he was shocked that i said hi he was shooketh but i like these

00:13:06.780 little these little streets that we can just sort of take over look baby a stoop we should go sit

00:13:12.960 on that that's very new york i need a bagel i need some pizza i love new york guys it's stadium goods

00:13:22.160 we found our mecca also all shoes all the way down there

00:13:27.200 oh my god they're both sides of shoes somebody sent some visa numbers some help something

00:13:41.360 i'm not joking guys there's a case back there i don't know what's in that case

00:13:47.600 but it's it's shoe paradise is what it is it's a whole purple section look at that

00:13:52.640 do i buy that do i not buy that how many pairs of shoes am i allowed to buy guys we've walked

00:13:59.600 into magic it's new york and bubbles check this out and off-white's gonna let us in now

00:14:08.080 all right here's how it's playing out um i bought three different all of this at three different

00:14:14.320 places and i bought nothing not a thing she's seen shoes she won't buy them she wants to hold

00:14:20.960 out for the perfect thing so now we're gonna scour new york for the perfect thing no problem

00:14:28.720 anna doesn't think that the cobblestone is charming she thinks it perhaps is a little dangerous

00:14:34.080 i fell over just a little bit so we came back we took a nap and then such a quick nap and said i

00:14:43.200 have a surprise for you go get cute so this is me getting cute she's very cute check her out

00:14:48.960 oh baby uh i'm pretty cute i'll give you a pan down you got the new jeans the white shoes the

00:14:57.380 white top of course i got the diesel watch now i'm not telling you where we're going yet i gotta

00:15:02.660 call the uber we gotta hop back into the uber and head i don't know somewhere somewhere exciting

00:15:09.360 somewhere exciting let's go and that is what i'm taking you to see baby look at that we're gonna

00:15:16.940 see tap dancing we're gonna see makeup all over my cheek okay first let's go get dinner we gotta go

00:15:22.140 get dinner first we're gonna go eat dinner and i was like great fantastic and then the cab dropped 0.97

00:15:27.340 dropped us off right in front i wanted her to show her that first so she doesn't overeat and

00:15:31.180 you still have room for well i i need you to be ready and awake and excited i'm excited how are

00:15:37.580 we gonna find our restaurant all right well that was fun we spent i don't know 10 minutes staring

00:15:43.980 on our phones walking in circles trying to find little blue dots and can't figure it out we're

00:15:47.980 supposed to be on 50s or a second 51st nobody has any idea and then as we're standing there

00:15:55.200 out of the blue and it looks up and goes hey joe it's right there rosie o'grady's you know what

00:16:03.300 it's really a good thing i brought you otherwise i'd just be walking in circles looking at my phone

00:16:08.500 mumbling furiously. Oh, that was sticky. I love the craziness of it all, guys. It's just one of

00:16:16.920 those places that you just can't help but love, right? Whoa, I feel loopy. Look what I got. It's

00:16:25.960 like a fruity pebbles, I don't know, marshmallow cube. Marshmallow cube. Rectangle. It's fruity

00:16:37.000 anna's pride fantastic all right so listen anna doesn't buy anything i took her all over this

00:16:44.360 place i walked my feet hurt we got soaked we bought three umbrellas it was and then we got

00:16:51.240 a tea and we come across this guy who's selling authentic louis vuitton bag wait for it wait for

00:16:59.960 it pull it out baby show them what you got i can't believe i talked her into buying this is so amazing

00:17:06.200 but an authentic in the bag look at that craftsmanship it's pure craftsmanship

00:17:15.880 take it out of that bag i can't carry that around what's going on

00:17:20.040 all right so right in front of us we have that funny girl i'm going to switch the camera around

00:17:26.440 so you guys can see exactly what we're going to see oh there it is guys there it is i think i can

00:17:33.560 an autograph okay what did you think that was such a good show when they were maybe when they 0.64

00:17:39.960 were top dancing and it says hey real loud and i was like what i don't know why she did that

00:17:47.160 because they were so good i didn't do any eggs you should have i didn't know and then and then

00:17:53.480 it says what was the top like in the movie i'm like i don't think there's top dancing in the

00:17:57.400 movie well because here it's interesting because when you watch like let's say singing in the rain

00:18:02.840 or an american in paris when they do it on stage obviously they put in the tab that was in the movie

00:18:09.960 on the stage so i just assumed that that tap number was in the movie as well and i was like

00:18:16.120 it would be interesting to see because the rhythms are very different than what you would expect to

00:18:22.680 see in a movie from cheetah and cheetah hey um i cried at the end though when they when they she

00:18:29.320 She does the last song, and then they take their bow.

00:18:31.260 And everybody takes their bow.

00:18:33.060 What a song.

00:18:34.680 Waterfall.

00:18:35.260 Why is it waterfall?

00:18:37.060 Not my face.

00:18:38.820 Joe did good.

00:18:39.300 Oh, my God.

00:18:39.700 You did good, baby.

00:18:40.660 That's her.

00:18:41.140 Sorry for shaking.

00:18:41.680 She did so good.

00:18:44.240 Thank you.

00:18:44.620 It was a good night.

00:18:45.480 It was a very good night.

00:18:46.180 And that's the end of the vlog.

00:18:48.280 This is wrapping it up.

00:18:49.440 This is it.

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Unlearn16: Class is in Session - June 28, 2023

The Time Ana and I Vlogged All To New York

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