00:04:52.260So the new French ambassador, all of which to say, was a hater. He was not excited to have
00:04:56.900Hortense there. He was not happy about it. And so he said that she arrived on horseback in
00:05:02.480sodden men's attire. And he said that she entered the English court, like Armida entered Godefroy's
00:05:07.960camp. So if you're like, who is Armida? And also who is Godefroy? And what is Godefroy's camp?
00:05:15.220There was a book or a play I didn't write down called Jerusalem Delivered,
00:05:19.340which was like a popular story that like lots of people knew at this time. So it's written by
00:05:24.800Torcato Tasso. So it's, uh, I think it's a book or like an epic poem or whatever about the, um,
00:05:31.340crusaders. And it's all like, it's a made up fictional story. So a woman called Armida is an
00:05:37.360enchantress and she enters the camp of Godefroy, who is like the hero of that story. So Armida
00:05:43.980enters and she seduces the crusaders and persuades them to convert. So effectively,0.79
00:05:48.620be, this hater is saying that Mancini, Hortense Mancini, entered the English court like this
00:05:53.900enchantress who's there to sort of like seduce everybody into changing their allegiances.
00:05:58.380What that really means is that everyone knew she hated the French king, everyone knew she was
00:06:03.440gorgeous, and people were just worried that she was in town and she's going to seduce Charles
00:06:07.700and diminish his pro-French agenda, which is not what the French people wanted to occur.
00:06:14.800The other person she'd been corresponding with was Mary of Medina, who was her cousin's daughter.0.51
00:06:21.860So Mary of Medina was not apparently as gorgeous as her mother. Remember her mother was one of the
00:06:29.400Masarinettes. Mary of Medina was like daughter of a Masarinette, but she was cute and she was pleasant.0.94
00:06:36.740She had gotten married at age 15 to James. So at this point, there's the king who's Charles II,
00:06:44.040sexy young Captain Hook. His brother is James, and James is the heir because Charles has not
00:06:49.880had any legitimate children, although he's had numerous illegitimate children. Anyway,
00:06:54.800so Mary of Medina had wanted to join a convent, apparently, and not be child bride to a stranger,
00:07:02.000but she did what she was told. And James was, my notes here say, an okay husband to her,
00:07:10.160even as he had numerous affairs but that's just what things were like
00:07:13.420and like he was basically fine to her like on a scale of like ac to whatever like james was like
00:07:20.000okay so he had two daughters who we know from the ann the first episode and the first from the
00:07:25.140favorite is her full name he had daughters who were mary from william and mary who became later
00:07:32.040the king and queen of england after they like spoiler like usurp the throne from james and
00:07:37.380then Anne. Anyway, so Mary and Anne were both, like, I think around Mary of Medina's age,
00:07:40.780or maybe they were a bit older. They were not super thrilled with this teenager being their
00:07:44.080new stepmother anyway. That's all back in the Anne, the first episode, if you want to re-listen
00:07:48.720to that from a couple seasons ago. So Mary of Medina was lonely. Mary was also, well,
00:07:56.100she was lonely because she was, like, French and Catholic. She was maybe going to be the next0.99
00:08:00.300Queen of England because her husband was the heir, because Charles didn't have any legitimate
00:08:04.080children. And so all the people who didn't like French people didn't like her either. So she'd
00:08:11.240been riding with Hortense being like, can you just come over here and like, we can hang out,0.96
00:08:14.300we can be friends. I would imagine Hortense maybe saw in Mary some of what happened to her,
00:08:20.020being married off age 14, 15 and being sort of like isolated. So Mary was, of course, at this
00:08:26.080time, I think she was 17 and she was pregnant. Anyway, so she'd been corresponding with Ralph
00:08:31.120Montague is like, you know, if you come to London, there's like so many French people here now,
00:08:34.640which there were because for various political reasons, a lot of the French, I think the
00:08:39.940Protestants, the Huguenots, which is potentially pronounced Huguenots, had all been fleeing
00:08:45.720because Protestants were not having a good time in France. Anyway, so there was like a whole French0.92
00:08:50.900expat community and Ralph and Mary were like, Hortense, like just come and like hang out here
00:08:56.100slash also being an England man, she was far, far away from AC's unrelenting Terminator T-1000
00:09:02.880nonstop attempts to force her to come back and be his like wife again. Hortense stayed at the
00:09:10.900royal court. So she was like often at the bedside of, I'm just going to call Mary of Medina, her0.98
00:09:16.740cousin, because it's her cousin's daughter. Anyway, so she was staying at Mary's bedside
00:09:23.080during her sitting in, which I think is a period of time, like before you have the baby, like around
00:09:27.600when you have the baby, like I'm sure Mary loved the company. Hortense could also be like, hey,
00:09:32.120I know what it's like to have a baby when you're a teenager, because you might have forgotten,
00:09:36.160but this is going to come up in a bit. Hortense had four children with AC, who she had left behind
00:09:42.160in France. And her oldest daughter was a similar age to Mary of Medina. So she might have seen a
00:09:47.100bit of herself in her. She might have imagined like, maybe this is like what my daughter is
00:09:51.540like, Charles also, the king, Charles, sexy Captain Hook, also visited frequently the bedside
00:09:59.640of Mary and Medina. So like, of course, these two like saw each other, they reconnected.
00:10:04.020So she had arrived in London, like Armida at Godefroy's camp on New Year's Eve. And by the
00:10:10.640end of January, so like one month later, Charles had already sent a request to Louis XIV that
00:10:15.920Hortense should be provided with more income, income worthy of her station. By that point,
00:10:21.020I don't know if they were lovers, but like he was clearly like there for Hortense and wanting to
00:10:25.220help her out as best he could. Louis refused and Charles himself began providing her with an
00:10:30.920allowance. So at that point it's probably like, okay, she's probably a mistress because he gave
00:10:35.920his mistress's allowances. That was just kind of like a thing he did. Hortense and Charles.
00:10:41.840And at this point, I don't even know if they like had actually met each other 17 years ago when she
00:10:46.320was on the marriage market and he had approached Mazarin to see if like he could marry Hortense,
00:10:52.480but like they had almost gotten together then. And then now they're reconnecting again after
00:10:56.66017 years, literally the period of time between J. Lo and Ben Affleck's two engagements and now
00:11:02.400they're married. So, you know, it's a very like J. Lo, Ben Affleck slash Jane Austen's persuasion
00:11:07.600situation of like two former kind of lovers, like reuniting later. They're a bit older,
00:11:12.980they're a bit wiser. Hortense was staying at St. James's Palace with Mary, who like had her baby
00:11:20.840by now, and her husband James. Everybody got along, which is nice. Shortly after she arrived,
00:11:26.600James bought a house next door. And so then he offered that Hortense could stay there with her
00:11:31.960household. So like her servants, she had arrived with like not lots of servants, but like some of
00:11:36.580them. Past people, we've talked about Nanol, who I think is definitely in the running for the Lady
00:11:43.100Jane Seymour Supporting Character Award, because Nanol is just always there with her. Although I
00:11:47.520have to say, she is a servant. I'm not sure what other options she has, but Nanol has been with
00:11:51.440her ever since the first escape in pants. Mustafa is also there, the young black man who, wasn't he
00:11:58.920like someone gave him to her as a gift at some point? Anyway, so the whole squad moved in,
00:12:06.580along with her growing collection of pets, which included hunting dogs and exotic parrots,
00:12:11.740which reminds me of Catherine Gray, who had all the pets and monkeys and things.
00:12:16.760At her house, like her house quickly became like Hortensis Salon.0.99
00:12:20.920She entertained lots of visitors, mostly men, at this house where she maintained an open household.
00:12:27.140So usually in this era for people like her, you'd just be like,
00:12:31.020if you think of, I don't know, Bridgerton or Downton Abbey or whatever,
00:12:34.160it's like someone comes at a certain time.
00:12:36.580you're like, you know, Lord and Lady so-and-so are here. Like, you invite people to come over
00:12:40.480at various times, but she just had an open-door policy. Visitors were always welcome day or night.
00:12:45.300People could even just come by and find a quiet corner of the library just to read a book. Like,
00:12:49.060they didn't even have to, like, hang out with her. It's just like her door was always open,
00:12:52.100open-door policy. And this confused and fascinated people because that was not0.87
00:12:57.060the English way. This was, of course, the French way. This was modeled after the French practice
00:13:03.180of just people hanging out and having fun together. And we're going to talk a lot more
00:13:07.400about what all happened at Hortense's salon in a bit, but just bear in mind, that's what she's
00:13:13.420doing. So she has this house that's her salon, but then she also has given apartments at White0.63
00:13:19.160Hall, which is the King's residence, which is where the same apartments where Barbara Villiers
00:13:23.520used to live, which is where we're like, okay, she's now like the mistress. So the person she
00:13:28.480who was most recently mistress before her was Louise, who is still around, but not excited
00:13:33.560about being ousted. For Hortense, Louise, it seemed like she wound up befriending Hortense
00:13:40.460just because that was the best way to save face and to not seem like bitter or angry about it and
00:13:44.780figure out her next move. But as usual, Hortense didn't give two shits about the haters and just1.00
00:13:49.200set about having a nice time. Like she was 29 years old. She'd gone from child bride to a stalker0.97
00:13:54.540to fugitive, to finally maybe being able to settle somewhere and just like live her life
00:14:00.060like she wanted it to. And what she wanted to live life like was Hortense's salon. And that
00:14:05.100is what she did. She was also the lover or the mistress, the official mistress of Charles,
00:14:10.180who was the king. Nobody in this story is monogamous. I just want to note that. And
00:14:15.620that's kind of like not a secret and everyone's kind of cool with it. Her bestie, who we're
00:14:23.360going to talk about later, a lot of the information we know about her were from the writings of this
00:14:28.120person who became her friend who mentioned that Hortense had lovers. I think he described it
00:14:33.720of both genders. I would describe it as of all genders. So she was noted bisexual and she,
00:14:43.120she just had various lovers. And so did Charles and everyone's just cool with it because that's
00:14:47.100just what's going on like here we go so because of her known or strongly suspected bisexuality
00:14:56.720which again in a christine of sweden moment a lot of it tends to dwell on the fact that like she
00:15:01.260sometimes wore pants which is like anyone can wear pants doesn't necessarily speak to your gender or
00:15:08.480your sexuality but anyway she was this bisexual icon wearing pants sometimes which lends the sort
00:15:14.380of air of sexuality to all of the people who she was friends with. And one of the people she was
00:15:21.020friends with was a person named Anne, the Countess of Sussex, who was actually Barbara Villiers'
00:15:28.500daughter by Charles. So Anne, Countess of Sussex, daughter of Hortense's lover, Charles, Anne's
00:15:36.660mother, Barbara Villiers, one of Hortense's sort of like frenemies there. Anyway, so she's just
00:15:41.160like this young girl, who again is like similar age to Hortense's oldest daughter. These two
00:15:46.520started hanging out with each other. And Anne had been recently married to a guy named Thomas.
00:15:53.100So we're talking about a 14 year old and a 30 year old, two female people hanging out. But bear
00:15:59.440in mind that the 14 year old was married because that was a thing that happened. Anyway, Anne's
00:16:05.660husband Thomas liked being out on the countryside, but Anne, like Hortense, preferred royal court.
00:16:09.540Um, she liked being in the city more. So fundamentally incompatible people and was
00:16:16.200enchanted by Hortense, like everybody, because she had this, um, superpower slash curse that0.88
00:16:21.560everybody who met her became entranced by her. And so these two had like a, enough of a friendship
00:16:28.440that it kind of like got people talking about it. So when you, like, I have been look at various
00:16:35.240sources of, about information about Hortense and her life. And like it was scandalous about her
00:16:40.300and is often mentioned as one of her lesbian lovers. Like was she, how would you confirm that?
00:16:50.120I don't know. We, however you would confirm that it has not been confirmed. So this is a question
00:16:54.660that I asked Annalisa Nicholson because I was curious about it because of the age thing. Also,
00:17:01.340So Hortense also had been maybe in a sexual and or romantic relationship with Marie Sidonie de Courcelles back when she was in like the first convent she was staying in.
00:17:11.960And there's a thing that like were they lovers.0.56
00:17:13.780So it's, I don't know, it's like backwards evidence where it's like we know that Hortense was bisexual.
00:17:19.520We know that she had lovers who were women.0.67
00:17:22.120That sort of recasts knowing that people look back at the people she hang out with and assume that she was lovers of all of them, which is like the reverse Christina of Sweden.
00:17:31.340where it's like there's people who christina like we know that she was not into having sex
00:17:39.480then we assume that she didn't have sex with anybody so it's all god knows anyway here's
00:17:44.360what annalisa nicholson hortense montini scholar um she notes that they clearly had a very close
00:17:50.860relationship so their antics were drawing attention and outrage so this included stuff
00:17:56.900like she taught hortense taught her about how to hunt which was hortense's favorite hobby that's
00:18:04.600why she's always being drawn as diana goddess of the hunt uh they took fencing lessons together
00:18:09.160and so the thing that always keeps coming up is like at one point they went outside like in the
00:18:13.960middle of the night in their nightgowns and they were practicing fencing in the evening in their
00:18:18.240nightgowns at saint james's park so like the royal palace area and everyone was just like
00:18:24.140that was like the most scandalous thing in the world which to me is like okay but like this was
00:18:28.960really um really distressing to a lot of people i don't know i don't know if this if there's an
00:18:36.680element even if they're whether they were lovers or not i do suspect there's an element of like
00:18:40.660cool older sister or taunce might have seen again like her young self she might have thought like0.84
00:18:45.200anna's like similar to her own daughter like maybe this is like how she would have acted with her own
00:18:50.080daughter anyway at one point anne's husband thomas so yeah so his reaction was so extreme
00:18:58.280her husband thomas just found their antics so outrageous so even if it wasn't sexual like he
00:19:05.140still was like there was intense speculation about the relationship her husband had anne
00:19:10.500sent to um to france to like he sent her off to like live in a convent forcibly which is just like
00:19:17.400what terrible husbands were doing to lots of people at this time. So yeah, she was forcibly
00:19:23.120removed from Hortense's household and sent to France to be incarcerated in a convent.
00:19:27.140So something was going on. Clearly their behavior together, combined with the reaction of Anne's
00:19:34.260husband, revealed that it was a relationship that bordered on outrageous, even if it wasn't
00:19:38.520actually sexual. Like something doesn't need to be sexual to be intense or shocking or even
00:19:45.040romantic and then in like okay there's gonna be a lot of multi-generational dating of people here
00:19:51.000that makes me think of like days of our lives or something where it's just kind of like
00:19:56.020you know somebody could have I don't just the different generations of people and you're just
00:20:00.500kind of like we're okay with it there were a lot of people who are just okay with it
00:20:04.580so like people would have an affair with for instance like potentially Hortense was having
00:20:12.360an affair with Charles and then also with his daughter and, but then other people were just
00:20:17.300kind of Ralph Montague, for instance, uh, later had an affair with Anne. I think he was the one
00:20:23.240who went and rescued her from France. He was an adult man. She was a teenager. There were just a
00:20:27.360lot of people. I don't know. It's kind of like, and at least it describes this as like some of
00:20:32.720these restoration courtiers were less concerned by things like sexual pasts and histories, age
00:20:38.360gaps and family relationships of their lovers. So like, let's just get over that hurdle, I guess,
00:20:45.980because that's what's going to be happening. Just a lot of people having sexual relationships and or
00:20:52.720intense, outrageous, non-sexual relationships with people of various ages. So another one of
00:20:58.700Hortense's known lovers, like she had lots of other lovers too, presumably, was Prince Louis
00:21:03.460I of Monaco, who came to England for a visit. I don't know if he came because he heard Hortense
00:21:08.000was there. At this point, that would not surprise me because her reputation was so exciting. He fell
00:21:14.140in love with her like all men did, and he was very messy and dramatic about it. He threatened to leave
00:21:20.940England out of despair for how much he loved her, and she took pity on him, is how it was described
00:21:27.280in a letter by her bestie. He began to encourage his overtures and persuaded him to stay, which was
00:21:33.620a bad idea. And in fact, her best friend was telling her, please don't do this. But Hortense
00:21:38.620has, and we're going to see this more and more, a bit of a self-destructive or self, not destructive,
00:21:44.320but just like, what's it called when you're like, are just not making things easy for yourself on
00:21:50.000purpose? I guess self-destructive. I don't know. Non-helpfulness, self-non-helpfulness.
00:21:55.660But the thing is like, yeah, she's taking lots of lovers. Charles was taking lots of lovers,
00:21:58.940like everyone sleeping with everyone and Charles was famously not jealous like Barbara Villiers
00:22:04.060for instance and other lovers and he didn't care like he's cool with it like we're it's just like
00:22:08.900a polyamory situation and let's go but yeah Charles was cool with the situation because he knew that
00:22:16.720Hortons and the Prince of Monaco weren't like a serious thing he was like her primary partner I
00:22:20.760guess but it started to make Charles look bad like as word started to spread the truth sleeping with
00:22:25.880this other royal he was not cool with people like making fun of him for it we know what happened
00:22:31.240next because do you know who else showed up in london is former friend potentially lover and
00:22:36.800ongoing hater marie sidonie is in london now she fled her husband again for some reason just like
00:22:43.340a lot of women were fleeing their husbands and coming to england and that's just what was going
00:22:47.080on marie sidonie just like professionally i don't know not i don't want to use the term stalker
00:22:53.680lightly. AC was an obsessive stalker of Hortense. Marie Sidonie is just like a hater. So she wrote
00:23:01.320how foolish Hortense was to relinquish her role as official mistress to the English king in favor0.99
00:23:05.900for an affair with a visiting noble man of little consequence. She assumed because she just was a0.97
00:23:11.800hater and wanted to see Hortense fail. She assumed that Hortense would have no choice but to return1.00
00:23:15.740to France. Marie Sidonie wrote Hortense is even more unhappy than I and sees no one. So she was
00:23:22.540assuming, like other people did, that Hortense would maybe be cut off by Charles financially0.99
00:23:27.620and then have nowhere else to go. And yeah, so Charles cut off much of Hortense's allowance1.00
00:23:32.340because she was no longer his main official mistress. I'm guessing she didn't live in those
00:23:36.800fancy apartments anymore, but he was a cool ex. He kept giving her enough funds so that she could
00:23:42.080stay living in the little house in St. James so the salon could keep going so she was okay to stay
00:23:47.900in London. Like this is a conscious uncoupling. They just kind of like ended their sexual affair
00:23:52.460and like life goes on. And that's where it's so fascinating to me that so much of the sort of
00:23:59.260casual writing about Hortense is like, and she was the mistress of Charles II. It's like, yeah,
00:24:03.080I just talked about that for actively 10 minutes. Like that was one of like 750 interesting things
00:24:10.900that she did. And it's not even in the top 10 anyway. Yeah. So she's in London. She's no longer
00:24:18.860the official mistress of the King. And yeah, so life settled into a new normal. Part of this new
00:24:26.100normal, like for them, I mean, like things in London were kind of like still a little tense0.70
00:24:32.820with the whole like Protestant Catholic thing. So there was a alleged Catholic conspiracy to
00:24:39.040assassinate charles during which 15 people were tried and executed even though it wasn't even
00:24:44.080a real plot it was just someone was like pretending like it was a plot or tons got caught up in this
00:24:49.620i think just because she was a person a notable person on the scene but like i think we all know
00:24:53.800that she was apolitical she was not getting into any of the like lobbying stuff like much to the
00:24:59.500annoyance of ralph montague who like brought her there so she would meddle with the king and what
00:25:04.100he thought anyway or tons was like maybe accused in this but charles was like she's cool and everyone's
00:25:08.740like, okay, among those who were tried and executed was the secretary of her cousin,
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00:44:08.060all these dramatic situations but like you still have to all go to English class tomorrow and then
00:44:12.640like you might have to do a group assignment together like they're all in each other's
00:44:16.280worlds and so there was fighting and rivalries and stuff but they were also like friends in
00:44:21.420some ways and the salon was like it's like Sweet Valley High that's what I was thinking of it's
00:44:26.360like Sweet Valley High so like people are sometimes rivals and sometimes friends but like you all get
00:44:29.640together when there's a big dance oh also at the salon and like all of this info about the salon
00:44:36.400is from the interviews that I read with Annalisa Nicholson giving information. I really don't want
00:44:43.860to like not credit her enough because she's been like doing the work on this. And I'm just here
00:44:48.700sharing highlights of it with you. Like, thank goodness for, for people like that who do, who
00:44:53.940find all these interesting facts that people don't know about. Like, this is so important to learn
00:44:57.340about. The salon of it all, like the two books that I have about her, like not that a title
00:45:03.160necessarily means what the book is about, but both of the books that I've been reading
00:45:06.460about Hortense are just like, she was a mistress where it's like, yes, she was a mistress. She was
00:45:11.320a runaway wife. And she also like did this cool thing. So at the salon, there was scientific1.00
00:45:18.620lectures. Um, she also had a museum like culture. So you like exotic objects and animals. So I don't
00:45:26.300know, some sort of petting zoo type situation, like looking like show and tell situation. And
00:45:31.840her bestie CM was a wine connoisseur. And he was especially a fan of the sparkling beverages from
00:45:39.440the Champagne region in France. He had French wine imported because he hated English wine
00:45:44.160or Tons hated English wine. All the French people hated English wine. I'm sure they still do.
00:45:48.340and so she started serving champagne at the salon and in fact it was because she was serving
00:45:56.580champagne at the salon that champagne was introduced to English society and again she's0.92
00:46:02.260like such she's the influencer like she's the it girl like the same way that um Catherine of0.99
00:46:07.600Braganza came over and then everyone started drinking tea because she was drinking tea like
00:46:10.940Hortense had this like place everyone wanted to be and what was happening there is everyone was0.97
00:46:14.980drinking champagne and so champagne becomes interwoven with like aristocrats with socializing
00:46:22.060with like celebrations like the reason why champagne is such a thing now in so many places
00:46:28.160all around the world well is because it was that in england and then england colonized the world
00:46:33.040but champagne so like i want to give credit also to cm he's the one who like bought it there but
00:46:39.920then Hortense is the one who like made it the thing you know it's like when god what even is
00:46:45.180the thing now but for a while it was like cronuts were the thing or I don't know like frozen yogurt
00:46:50.200like Aperol spritz like any of the like the trendy thing that somebody does on TikTok or whatever and
00:46:56.640suddenly everybody or you know it's like when you see a famous person like anytime Meghan Markle
00:47:01.300shows up wearing a certain necklace it's like that necklace sells out like Hortense Mancini
00:47:05.840was having the same effect to the level of like the drink she served at her salon became the
00:47:11.180drink that everybody wanted to drink so yeah so I mean and like a salon is a place I don't know
00:47:18.600it's like it's such a place of festivity and enjoyment like it's not exactly like a bar type
00:47:24.760atmosphere but people are just like it's a party like it's a party atmosphere so like the whole
00:47:29.560thing of just like people having fun holding up their goblets like cheersing with their champagne
00:47:34.360Champagne just becomes interwoven with this idea of celebration and joy and partying.
00:47:40.640And side note, if you want to learn more about the history of Champagne,
00:47:45.160there is a book called The Widow Clicquot by Talar J. Medzeo.
00:47:54.620So the full title is The Widow Clicquot,
00:47:56.720The Story of a Champagne Empire and the Woman Who Ruled It.
00:47:59.600so it's a biography of so if you know veuve clico is like a famous expensive brand of champagne
00:48:05.460veuve clico means the widow clico and so who was a person and she was a hashtag girl boss
00:48:12.120and anyway this book tells her story and how she how she got it all done i'm using hashtag girl
00:48:18.560boss because one of the reasons i found this book really interesting but it's not going to be a
00:48:23.260history episode because she was i don't know her story is like very like businessy and it's not
00:48:30.900very like scandalousy but it's interesting and i love knowing that um so i checked that book because
00:48:37.160i have a copy of it i'm like oh does it mention hortense it doesn't but it does mention cm and
00:48:41.100how he brought it over to england anyway an interesting book so yeah and there's also sort
00:48:47.240of like a trickle down effect of what she does like again like today's influencers like
00:48:51.840first like a small group of people are doing a thing and then people hear about it who's like
00:48:57.220the less popular people and they start doing it then the less popular people are doing and
00:49:00.860eventually it like trickles down and then anyway so it's this ripple effect of like
00:49:05.860champagne but also like certain scientific trends or like a certain book or a play like it was0.97
00:49:13.860yeah she was a renaissance influencer so the way that she dressed people would copy i don't know
00:49:23.380if they copied the sailor moon double buns but presumably actually i have a cute story which is
00:49:28.900after i posted the first picture of or taunts um on the instagram when we started doing these0.63
00:49:32.800episodes a tits with bricky listener said hey i bet i could do that with my daughter's hair0.69
00:49:36.760and she did and she sent me a picture and it's so cute so i think the sailor moon double buns
00:49:41.660is maybe the official hairstyle of Tito Brigade. Another option could be shave your head, wear a
00:49:48.040bad wig in the Christine of Sweden manner, or the Lord Farquaad blunt cut bob. Those are the three
00:49:55.240options we have, I think. Again, think about vulgar history con. Those are the hairstyles I expect to
00:50:00.300see. Not that that's happening, but you know, maybe one day. Anyway, people are copying her outfit,
00:50:06.500they're copying her hairstyle. Although I do feel like that's similar to being like, oh, if you like
00:50:11.640buy this whatever you know face cream you'll look like this celebrity who like has a team like a
00:50:17.960glam squad and hair extensions and like professional lighting and photoshop like she was so beautiful0.87
00:50:24.260and glamorous it's like why i want to be like her and the only way i can see to be like her is to
00:50:28.080just like again it's well it's like the megan markle effect again where it's just like i want
00:50:31.800to be like this person so like if i buy this tote bag i will be i'll feel like them anyway she was
00:50:38.180so beautiful. Everything she did looked great is what I'm saying. Were these things the reason why
00:50:42.460she looked great? No, like she was just inherently supernaturally beautiful anyway. So yeah, at the
00:50:49.520salon, like whatever authors were being discussed or scientists, like they became popular. Um, the
00:50:54.580type of food and wine that she was serving became popular. And then again, of course, like the
00:51:01.780gambling thing. So like, because people are gambling, other women started to want to gamble0.86
00:51:07.300as well yeah so over the next even it's not just an immediate effect that comes and goes like0.99
00:51:12.880today's tiktok trends it's like over the next decades lots of other women set up gambling1.00
00:51:17.420houses that they were in charge of as annalise nicholson says so organizing things independently1.00
00:51:24.240as a woman in the 17th century is an act of resistance against the general patriarchy1.00
00:51:28.340which often can like limits women to the domestic sphere but hortense was just showing like what if0.90
00:51:35.820you just like do this instead so it's kind of like inspiring other women and other people to0.99
00:51:41.220just kind of to try new things like I'm recording this as Beyonce's new album Renaissance just came
00:51:47.740out which I love and adore and I've been listening to it non-stop and it's so good but it's sort of
00:51:53.180like I saw it was another singer I mean SZA is that how you say that I was saying just like
00:51:59.000what Beyonce did in this album makes other creative people think like oh like this is
00:52:05.480new, this is a different way to do things. Like it just opens up people's creative horizons to
00:52:09.360see someone doing something that no one else has done before. And so I think just seeing Hortense
00:52:13.620living this tits out life as like an effectively an independent woman just made people think like,
00:52:20.100oh wait, like sometimes you don't know you can do a thing until you see a person doing that thing.1.00
00:52:24.960So remember all this for the significance portion when we're eventually scoring her one day,
00:52:30.060because this story is not at the end of it yet yeah so Hortense is running this like cultural
00:52:37.220hub but again like so much of the history written about her is like well she was the
00:52:42.260mistress of Charles II and she ran a gambling den and like that's all you talk about
00:52:46.680where it's like no this is like a major situation also just side note again I mentioned her pets
00:52:54.340earlier, more pets info. So Hortense had, there were animals at the salon, not just the like
00:53:01.800museum ones. So she had many cats and dogs. She also filled her salon with exotic birds,
00:53:07.340including parrots. Oh, and then here, so this is, sorry, my notes here say the sorts of like
00:53:13.380museum things people would look at. So like objects imported from the colonies. So like from
00:53:18.040the Western hemisphere. So like ribbons, feathers, shells, brightly colored stones,
00:53:22.800just always something new and fun to talk about the salon itself so it's not like her whole house
00:53:28.920it's not just like come it's not a house party situation like the salon was contained to
00:53:33.240two rooms about 500 square feet in total so a cozy intimate space of just like buzzing with
00:53:42.260just like interesting people doing cool stuff so at this point or taunts she's well into her 30s
00:53:49.680She's been in London for like several years. She is in her 30s. She's flirty. She's thriving.
00:53:55.700And her story is still not over. Things are going to change pretty shortly, which is
00:54:01.120the death of Charles II. James takes over as king. So, you know, we're going to talk about
00:54:06.860how does Hortense handle that transition? Is she able to still stay in the salon? Is she still able0.99
00:54:12.660to keep her status as it girl? Also, like what was her relationship with James's family? Remember
00:54:19.540his daughters, Mary from William & Mary and the first, like what was Hortense, was she cool with
00:54:24.720them? And then what we're also going to talk about next time is just kind of like her final years and
00:54:29.940what happened. And one of the things that happens is her oldest daughter flees her husband in France,
00:54:37.040comes to England to meet up with her long estranged mother. And we'll see what the fallout
00:54:43.080of all that is, I think next week, I think next week is going to be probably the final
00:54:50.000bit of the Hortense saga. I think we're going to get around to scoring next week. So next week is
00:54:54.780Hortense colon the final years. And like, much like Christina of Sweden, like she did not
00:55:03.040stop being interesting. Fascinating things did not stop happening to her, which is interesting too.
00:55:08.980Like with Christina of Sweden too, it's kind of like, you know, she's trapped in this life that
00:55:12.640she didn't necessarily want she fled that life started something new and now we're at a point
00:55:16.620where we can see like what did she want that life to look like and what she wanted to look like was
00:55:19.760just like independence having a good time intellectual stimulation lots of lovers i think
00:55:25.960it's also interesting it was one of the first details about her as a young woman was her sister
00:55:29.900marie was so in love with uh louis the 14th and or like young hortense was just like romance not
00:55:36.580for me and it continues to not be like i don't i haven't come across anything that said that she
00:55:40.520was in any way seeking out the great love of her life or whatever she just had lovers and was having
00:55:46.400a nice time and I think that's great to see someone who's able to do that if that is what
00:55:52.460they want to do so yeah if you go to oh sorry p.s. I wanted to let you know this also as I'm
00:56:01.640recording this there's been I'm like a couple weeks ahead of when you're listening to this but
00:56:05.820this week there's been some discussion about Prince William which I keep thinking about how
00:56:10.040in the last episode i talked about um how charles had the the yacht that he called the hmy fubs
00:56:16.300after an affectionate word to describe a curvaceous woman and the nickname he gave his mistress
00:56:22.880and i was like haha what if like modern day prince william had a yacht and he called it like
00:56:27.480thick anyway so some stuff has come out about well okay some discussion has been occurring
00:56:34.040there was a blind item about prince william on dumois which is d-e-u-x-m-o-i the um instagram
00:56:42.220blind items page i don't know a blind item i mentioned this before i think but it's like
00:56:49.420it's a way that somebody can describe something that a famous person did but without giving the
00:56:53.680famous person's name so you can't be sued so if i was doing a blind item about hortense i would be
00:56:58.060like well this italian-born beauty was seen with her sister bathing in the river on a hot day in
00:57:05.620rome and everyone would know it was hortense mancini but i never actually said it was her
00:57:09.000but i gave like some clues to know it was her but also you can't ever verify if it's true or not
00:57:13.140and the minute that a famous person like refutes it then that gives it legitimacy so generally
00:57:17.700famous people just like ignore this stuff so dumas posted a thing that mentioned that prince
00:57:24.440William uh has a mistress and it's like an open secret among people in like aristocratic circles
00:57:30.180in England or whatever and there's also details about like the sex act he prefers but that's not
00:57:35.720what we're getting into what we're getting into is the fact that I was reading that just as I was
00:57:39.920doing all this Hortense stuff and I'm just like you know what like the way that Charles had it
00:57:42.980set up where it's like have a mistress it's cool no one minds it's maybe healthier for some people
00:57:48.480rather than having to pretend I mean the same thing with like when Prince Charles was with
00:57:53.800camilla like having to pretend like he and diana were married but he had a mistress it's like let's
00:57:58.920just like have mistresses and like be open about it or if you don't want a mistress don't have one
00:58:03.680but just to like pretend like you don't have a mistress when like a bunch of people know you
00:58:07.920have a mistress it's like anyway the connection i wanted to make as well is that so charles ii had
00:58:14.180so many illegitimate children and a lot of those children were given titles and whatever because
00:58:20.260they were like the illegitimate children of the english king so unlike in france where illegitimate
00:58:25.700children can or then could inherit the throne in england it had to be the legitimate children
00:58:31.640like the children of the wife of the king so none of charles's children could inherit but they all
00:58:37.040went on to largely mostly um pretty successful privileged lives and then kind of set up new
00:58:44.900like rich a whole bunch of wealthy families right so two of those wealthy families eventually
00:58:50.300combine and that is uh lady diana spencer like diana princess of wales was a descendant from
00:58:57.400in two different ways uh charles ii's illegitimate children so the way that the british royal family
00:59:05.040goes is that like none of charles's children took over james his children so william and
00:59:12.600Mary took over, but they didn't have children.
00:59:14.700Anne I had so many children, none of them survived.
00:59:17.020So then the crown went over to George I, et cetera, over in Germany.
00:59:21.380So like the Stuart line ended with Anne I.
00:59:26.740But in so doing, it means that when Prince William becomes the king of England,
00:59:32.840he's going to be the first Stuart or the next Stuart monarch since Anne.
00:59:37.680And it's through his having been descended from Diana, who is descended from the illegitimate children of Charles II.
00:59:44.540Just a weird connection between Charles II and William during a week where I'm like researching an oldie times thing and all these modernie times things are happening.
00:59:53.800Anyway, that's just my historical fun fact for you.
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