00:07:04.840So bear in mind for the entire rest of this story, which, spoiler, is going to last numerous more decades, there are a few things constantly happening all the time, and I won't get into every detail of all of it.
00:07:15.180As I said before, I'm just really focusing on sushi, her experience, her life, but just know that in the background of everything I'm talking about, there is just chaos constantly.
00:07:26.020I was trying to think of something to compare it to. It's, I don't know, like America today.
00:07:32.380But, you know, all the previous emperors and stuff in China, there was always, you know,
00:07:38.500backstabbing of like, who's going to be the next emperor and who is the heir and like people are
00:07:42.320scheming and stuff. So that's also going on. We'll talk about that. But in the background,
00:07:46.040it's just like chaos. So the West, which is how this was often referred to in the biography I was
00:07:53.840reading, which really just means like England and France, mostly. Other countries became involved.
00:08:01.540The U.S. becomes on the scene at one point, I think, like Germany. The West was just nonstop
00:08:07.720fucking things around in China. So England was doing the whole thing we talked about last time,0.99
00:08:12.440the opium war, getting people addicted to opium so they would have something to trade for tea
00:08:16.740because people in England really like tea. This all connects this international season.
00:08:21.260because remember in the Hortense Mancini episode, it was Charles II's wife who was from Portugal
00:08:26.720who made tea be popular in England because Portugal had conquested India and they liked
00:08:32.080their chai. Anyway, the West was just constantly invading. Every now and then, like one country
00:08:40.980would side with China against another country, but it was like a lot to keep track of. So just
00:08:46.020know that's going on all the time. Because China had had this closed door policy for so long. And
00:08:51.740just in the 19th century, they started dealing with other countries a bit more, which led to
00:08:57.960just all this war, all this invasion, all this stuff happening. Christian missionaries started
00:09:03.060coming in. We'll see some of the results of that as well. Anyway, so just note, people constantly
00:09:08.700invading. There's actually a point, so I do want to give credit as well on this episode to friend
00:09:14.100of the podcast and occasional co-host, Lana Wood Johnson, who I believe she was a TA when she was
00:09:21.880in university in a class that was studying this period. So she was able to answer a lot of my
00:09:26.320questions just to understand better the context of what was going on. And in fact, she was the
00:09:30.260one who suggested this story. Thank you, Lana. So I mentioned this detail to her and she was like,
00:09:35.300you have to see that on the episode. So the detail was during one of these many permutations
00:09:41.360of like England and France and China and like who's at war with who and who's allied with who.
00:09:46.540There was a point at West during one of these wars or battles where the French stepped up and
00:09:50.820helped out China. And so she issued a proclamation, I think, saying, you know, thank you so much.
00:09:57.900England and France were really helpful in this situation. Or maybe she said like the West.
00:10:03.020And France was like, Zutalor! Like, oh mon dieu! They were like, we did it. France. Like,
00:10:08.160how dare you mention England also did it that wasn't England it was us France and so she was
00:10:12.880like you're all kind of the same thing to me so like calm down and I like that as a moment
00:10:19.080in this story because so much of the history that I've read the history of like western
00:10:28.140civilization quote-unquote is talking about especially like England or European countries
00:10:35.120and it's always very, you've heard me a million times in this podcast, have trouble remembering
00:10:40.800what, you know, there's all those places that came together and then that became Spain or like
00:10:46.080Italy wasn't really country for a long time. It's like, well, this is Naples and this is Rome and
00:10:49.840they're all different. I have trouble keeping track of all that stuff. And Sushi, who had been
00:10:54.240in China for so long, they just didn't fuck with the rest of the world at all. Like all these people0.99
00:10:58.200coming in and they're like, we're England and we're France. And she's like, this all kind of
00:11:01.480seems like the same thing to me and I'm just to flip that lens of how you view history I think is
00:11:07.340really interesting because as much as I mean I was gonna say like no tea no shade but like tea and
00:11:13.620shade like as much as England has historically presented themselves as like the main characters
00:11:19.260of all of history it's like they weren't to everyone you're not that special so but also I
00:11:25.380appreciate it because it's similar. I appreciate the similarity of it to how, like we've talked
00:11:32.960in the podcast, the Spanish came over to the Americas and they're like, so all the people
00:11:38.500who are all of these different tribes and nations and federations, and they're all just like the
00:11:42.700Indians, where it's like, no, actually there's lots of different groups of people who you just
00:11:47.200encountered. Or like in this era, people from the West would go and they'd be like China, Japan,
00:11:54.120you know, Vietnam, Korea, and they're just like the Orient where it's like anyone can be dismissive
00:11:59.740in that way. You just don't often see it happening to England and France. So anyway, love that for
00:12:05.880them. So yeah, one of the things going in the background was just the West doing shit. And then0.99
00:12:14.220also there was a lot of rebellions going on like within China. It's a huge landmass, like the
00:12:21.640borders of what I'm talking about here is not exactly the borders of modern day China, but
00:12:26.580similar, similar size. And there's so many different ethnic groups. And like, how can you,
00:12:33.400how could one emperor stand on top of a landmass that is this big? It's like,
00:12:39.300when I was reading about Genghis Khan a while ago, I was saying his Mongol kingdom, which again was
00:12:43.800like, what, like 400 years before all of this. But it was the size of like the continent of Africa.
00:12:49.100like it's a huge the landmass that is like europe and asia it's gigantic so like just to communicate
00:12:57.120around anyway so there's lots of rebellions going on all over the place so just please know that's
00:13:01.380also happening and the rebellions are mostly are the ones that i read about and pertaining to the
00:13:06.520story are what was described as like peasants so remember the society the confucian society is very
00:13:13.180this caste system whether you're either like a fancy rich person or you are not and the people
00:13:18.820who were not, just like, were having a lot of rebellions a lot of the time. So those are the
00:13:24.280two things, invasions from the West and then internal constant rebellions, that are just
00:13:29.600always going on in the background of everything I'm telling you about. And those are challenges
00:13:33.680that were faced by Sushi that previous emperors did not have to deal with. So, but the stuff she
00:13:40.360was dealing with that all the previous emperors had to deal with were the behind the scenes
00:13:44.000scheming, lobbying for attention among all the people behind the scenes. So there's a lot going
00:13:51.900on. It takes like a special person to stay on top of all of this and turns out, so she, she's that
00:13:56.440girl. So, so she, so and best friends, they're both what, like 25 years old and they're in charge.
00:14:03.220So she had ideas about how to pull China out of the closed door policy that their shared husband
00:14:09.120had been so committed to, um, and in which every other Qing emperor had been doing for the past
00:14:13.940a hundred years. Similar to what Queen Min got up to. And just for scale, Queen Min, her whole
00:14:22.900life, like from birth to death was shorter than the time period that Sushi was in charge of China.
00:14:30.600So this is like similar time period, but Sushi stays in power a lot longer, but similar shoes
00:14:37.460of like, like Joseon kingdom, like China had been closed door policy, which was functional in some
00:14:45.960ways for their society to kind of flourish internally. But as soon as you start dealing
00:14:50.320with the West, you need to modernize basically. So yeah. And so she saw that because she was smart.0.97
00:14:58.160She saw that it was time to open the kingdom up to the outside world. And these two women,
00:15:02.500they got to work. The hustle is real. They both got up very early in the morning, like a 4am1.00
00:15:09.420type situation, which I appreciate in the biography of a Jung Chang that mentions. So she found this
00:15:14.520challenging and as a non-morning person, could not relate more. They had to get up there early
00:15:20.020in order to be dressed and ready by 7am to take their spots in the audience hall. So that's where
00:15:24.980they sat side by side behind a yellow silk screen in order to talk with counselors with the child1.00
00:15:31.020emperor now named tongzi in front of the screen and that was because women and men couldn't be
00:15:36.580in a room together so they were technically there but behind this yellow screen which i think we've0.98
00:15:42.840had i can only remember in agrippina that was a thing where she was like sitting in and all the
00:15:48.560like meetings of the counselors of the parliament or whatever but she had to stay behind a screen
00:15:53.300or something so we've seen this before where it's just like it's such a loophole it's like yeah0.99
00:15:56.560women can't, like, be in charge of stuff, but, like, they can if they're behind a screen. It's1.00
00:16:02.320like, I don't know, the difference between that and just, like, letting them be in charge seems
00:16:07.360pretty minute to me, but it was, like, a loophole that was necessary, apparently. So, later on,
00:16:13.780if you'll remember, the recurring character of Prince Gong, Hot Prince Gong, the smoldering
00:16:20.020smoke show, who was, he was on Team Sushi during the whole usurping the throne situation,
00:16:26.560Some people later claimed that he was the brains behind the operation. And as evidence, they mentioned that Sushi was, as I described last time, semi-literate. But that is not true. It's not true that Hot Prince Gong was in charge because documents do exist showing that Gong and all of the others, all the other important counselors reported to Sushi, although she would turn to him for advice as needed.
00:16:50.820and she did like sign off on all the paperwork. She knew that she needed to improve her language
00:16:55.560skills and learn more about the classics of Confucian literature. So she studied with
00:17:01.060teachers who were described as educated eunuchs. So they read to her or she read out loud to them0.60
00:17:07.900like every day. I think in the midday, she did it until she like fell asleep, had a little nap,
00:17:13.780woke up, and then did it again that night. The only men that she was allowed to be around,
00:17:18.880not with the screen were the male eunuchs who were the servants. We're going to talk about
00:17:24.540them a bit more in a bit. So yeah, under sushi, China entered a long period of peace with the
00:17:31.680West. Hot Prince Gong was there helping out too, because remember he has these like really good
00:17:36.400diplomatic skills. He's such a good mediator. A British diplomat who encountered him, Hot Prince
00:17:41.580Gong, reported that he was full of jokes and fun. So he had like personal charisma as well as
00:17:47.860hotness and smartness. So this is where I'm just gonna like super quickly talk through this. But
00:17:54.140so there was a peasant rebellion against a group of people called the Taiping who had been waging
00:18:00.220battles in China for a decade. These are people from a cult I think I talked about really briefly
00:18:05.840last time. So the Western Christian missionaries had come on the scene and they were just kind of
00:18:13.400like, this is our religion. This is our God. His son was Jesus. And then this guy called Hong
00:18:19.420Ji Quan was like, got it. Jesus was like the son of God. I, Hong Ji Quan, am Jesus's younger
00:18:27.460brother. And it just got, it turned into quite a situation, a decade long sort of violent,
00:18:35.800murderous cult running around burning villages and things. Found this guy who claimed to be
00:18:40.420Jesus's younger brother. There's big potential in his story for, so this asshole on the Patreon,0.99
00:18:47.240I might need to get into that. We'll see. Anyway, at this point, Sushi was working with Western0.98
00:18:54.180allies and they defeated this group, this quote unquote Christian cult. Other rebellions were0.97
00:19:01.480put down one after another. Within a few years of seizing power, Sushi and Sa'an had restored
00:19:06.180peace, which gave them even more authority. People like trusted them now. So the country
00:19:11.400though had spent millions on the wars and the streets of Beijing filled with beggars because
00:19:15.080not unlike now, like when things go really badly financially, just a lot of people end up down on
00:19:22.020their luck. But within a decade under Sushi's rule, the economy recovered largely due to customs
00:19:29.120revenue from increased trade with the West. So like she knew that dealing with the West more often
00:19:34.280would mean you could trade things, which means you could like charge custom fees. And so for
00:19:40.940the people who just her predecessors who wanted to just like not fuck with the West, like they were0.81
00:19:45.740missing out on this income and she saw that this could work. So yeah, so like 10 years passed the
00:19:50.700first decade of rule within this period of time, Sushi and Saan, although like even Saan would say
00:19:56.460like Sushi was kind of like the main one in charge. Saan was kind of soft skills. She was
00:20:02.440they're helping out but like everyone knew so she was kind of like the main one in charge and she
00:20:06.980had revived a war-torn country founded a modern navy oh yeah because china had not had a navy
00:20:13.100before despite having a lot of coastline we're going to talk about this in a later episode in
00:20:19.000more detail but they had they had been sort of like just taking old fishing boats and turning
00:20:24.700them into like maybe navy vessels at one point they had like hired pirates to work for them like
00:20:28.600Anyway, she found a Navy. That was an important thing. And she began building a modern army and0.69
00:20:33.460arms industry. So using things like the same weapons that people had in the West. And she1.00
00:20:38.980did all this from behind the silk screen and not being able to go into like large parts of the
00:20:44.280Forbidden City because she was a woman, because Hot Prince Gong was a man and he had her back
00:20:49.600and was totally on the same page and was able to go in those rooms for her. She was also interested
00:20:54.900in learning more about the world and what was going on in other places. So she started sending
00:20:59.300travelers overseas to report back to learn more about what things were like in other places.
00:21:04.580And so that's where she learned things like about Queen Victoria in England and how in Europe,
00:21:08.840women could be crowned monarchs just like men. One of her emissaries reported back how everybody
00:21:13.420in Victoria's country sings in praise of her wisdom. So she was seeing like, okay, like in
00:21:18.420other places, this sort of stuff is possible for women to rule, not just technically as a regent1.00
00:21:23.600of a boy from behind a screen. Yeah, so she had taken over when she was around, what, 25? And then1.00
00:21:29.480a decade-ish later, when she was around 34 years old, she, I mean, spoiler, I call this section of
00:21:36.260my notes super sad love story. It is a sad story, but telling. So she fell in love with a eunuch
00:21:45.600named Ahn de Hai, known as Little Ahn.
00:21:49.260So eunuchs were men hired to work in the palace.
00:21:53.180And the only way that you could get those jobs was
00:21:54.920if either in childhood or in adulthood,1.00
00:21:57.040you had your penis and balls cut off.1.00
00:22:01.200And that was so that men could interact with women,1.00
00:22:03.320but there wasn't the, I don't know.0.86
00:31:24.940And that was the one that had been burned down by the French in part one of this podcast.0.98
00:31:29.520He really wanted to be rebuilt, partially because I think he wanted to go and live there0.99
00:31:33.700because it would be easier for him to sneak out and go on his like, fuck adventures.0.97
00:31:37.700it was complicated to sneak out of the forbidden city as you might imagine for a place called the0.99
00:31:42.780forbidden city i think it had like um a time where he had to be back in and stuff so anyway
00:31:48.080he just kind of wanted to rebuild this this was his whole big passion so yeah so he's sneaking
00:31:52.400into the palace apparently in disguise um spent his time frolicking with eunuchs i think a lot
00:31:58.520of what i've read about him as kind of queer coded when you read things like about a young
00:32:03.120man frolicking with eunuchs. That's where my mind goes. But the thing about the summer palace,0.80
00:32:10.420there wasn't enough money to renovate the summer palace because of the country being at war all
00:32:15.420the time. And also the whole Confucian societal thing was like, the emperor was supposed to sort
00:32:22.060of hold to these, the standards of the philosophical culture of society. So they didn't want to see
00:32:29.280him indulging in pleasure-seeking behavior, and everyone knew he wanted to renovate the Summer0.99
00:32:33.320Palace to be his, like, fuck palace. So Hot Prince Gong and Prince Chun tried to do an intervention,0.99
00:32:38.880but Tongzi flipped out, accused him of bullying him, and then he, like, fired them both.
00:32:44.360So the counselors wrote to Sushi, asking her to intervene. Like, she was just off
00:32:48.580enjoying her retirement, but she was just like, ugh, my son, okay. So she got him,
00:32:55.120she just like came and had like a big talking to with him and he listened to her because
00:32:59.160one of the writings about her mentioned how her eyes were really intense like when she looked at
00:33:03.400you you were just like oh okay i'll do whatever you say so i think she gave him the mom look0.78
00:33:06.760like the mom facial expression was like get your shit together and he did so he rescinded the0.91
00:33:12.920orders to fire prince gong and prince chen and then they both had to abandon the dream of the0.98
00:33:18.820summer palace where sushi like bear in mind also wanted to go there she wanted to be rebuilt so
00:33:23.600she could live there because she loved nature. She wanted to be by the lake, but she was just
00:33:26.820like, no, we can't financially do this. There's no reason to do this. And then the young teen
00:33:33.260emperor fell ill. So it was potentially smallpox, which was going around at this time. It may have
00:33:39.340been a sexually transmitted disease like syphilis. Whatever he had, he was covered with lots of
00:33:44.540painful blisters and he wound up dead age 19, having ruled on his own for less than two years.
00:33:50.380There is an allegation that Sushi had him poisoned, but that's just kind of like, anyone who died, there's a rumor that Sushi poisoned them. There is going to be one where she for sure did. But this is like, no, it was her son. As much as he was a shit, not only did she love him as her son, but also the dynasty was so important to her, the monarchy was so important to her, she wouldn't have done that, I don't think.
00:34:16.860So his wife, Alut, very shortly thereafter, died by suicide because she was so committed to the1.00
00:34:23.340Confucian values. For a woman to take her own life upon her husband's death was seen as an
00:34:28.040illustrious virtue, which is hearkening all the way back to when we were looking at Rani Ditta
00:34:33.420in medieval Kashmir, where there's the whole thing about her husband died and everyone expected her
00:34:37.780to kill herself. So the way that Alut died was she starved herself to death intentionally. She
00:34:44.940died 70 days after him. And again, some people blame Sushi for poisoning her. They're like,
00:34:50.040maybe she was pregnant and Sushi wanted to kill her so that her son wouldn't be the new emperor.
00:34:54.160But like, again, like, I mean, I don't think that is true. But where we started with all this was,
00:35:00.400remember, Sushi was playing a long game to get revenge on Prince Chun? That is what comes next.
00:35:07.280So after Tongzi died, like right after, when he was still lying there like dead in his bed,
00:35:12.380so she called in the counselors to discuss what to do next because again he'd had no sons he had
00:35:18.300not left a will remember you had to like write the will with a special red quill pen in the red ink
00:35:24.000and put the paper in a box and stuff like there was no they didn't know who was supposed to be
00:35:28.580in charge next but so she explained and we'll just take her word for this i guess that on his
00:35:35.380deathbed tongli had requested so she and saan set up the screen and become the co-regents again
00:35:40.700So she was like, we need to choose a new child to be the next baby emperor.
00:35:44.500So normally, the widow of the dead emperor would adopt a son, and that would be the next king,
00:35:51.780or the next emperor. And at this point, like this is a flashback of a bit,
00:35:55.780and Elut was still alive at this point. So she could have done that. But if she had a baby or
00:36:00.980adopted a baby, then Sushi wouldn't be the regent because she would be the grandmother of that baby.0.57
00:36:06.540So, so she was like, what if Saen and I adopt a new little boy to be the new little boy emperor?
00:36:12.440And everyone's like, okay. And this is the revenge plan. She's like, and the boy that I choose is
00:36:18.300Zaytian, the three-year-old son of Prince Chun, her enemy slash brother-in-law. This was also her0.80
00:36:25.300nephew because Prince Chun's wife was her sister. So Prince Chun freaked out immediately. Like he
00:36:31.280fell into convulsions, howling and knocking his head on the ground until he passed out.
00:36:35.980And I do want to mention that that extreme display of emotion, I don't, I don't have it in my notes
00:36:41.460every time it happened, but like people felt things very passionately throughout the story.
00:36:45.400Like I think Prince Gong had moments like that. Like people are just like physically demonstrating
00:36:49.720emotions. Like really? There's a lot of crying among the people in this story.
00:36:55.600Why was he so upset? His son was the emperor. Don't you think that'd be good news? It's not
00:36:59.420because. Zetian was his only son and he adored him. I think he and his wife,
00:37:04.680so she's sister had had a couple of children who had died in infancy so they really doted on this
00:37:09.700boy and for him to become emperor meant that chun would lose him he wouldn't be able to have
00:37:13.980anything to do with him and that would also remove his political role because as the emperor's0.65
00:37:18.980biological father he couldn't be the regent and he would have to resign all his official posts to
00:37:24.780avoid accusations he was using undue influence to meddle in state affairs so this like silenced him
00:37:29.540and stole his son away from him, but in like a sushi way, like bloodlessly. But at the same point,
00:37:36.260after he freaked out, the whole thing about like, when they go low, we go high. So she got her
00:37:41.760revenge, but then she went high. He was appointed by her to supervise Zetian's education, which0.97
00:37:48.440would allow him regular access to his son. And so he was like, oh my God, I'm so grateful. Thank you
00:37:53.440so much. And then he and all of his allies and friends were suddenly like, love Sushi. They're
00:37:59.640on team Sushi again, no longer was she their enemy. Because she had, she could have been cruel to him,0.96
00:38:06.000but she wasn't. And they appreciated that. And so he had like a whole like, complete reassessment of
00:38:12.040his life and personality. His new motto, Prince Chun, was step back and think how to make up for
00:38:17.240past wrongs, which was carved into a plaque over the door to his study. Like, he's just like,
00:38:22.520like, Scrooge in A Christmas Carol after seeing a ghost, Prince Chun was just like,
00:38:27.640I'm gonna be a good person now. And then, just in terms of, like, gender stuff, I found this0.54
00:38:33.120interesting. So she got her new adopted son slash nephew, the new emperor, Zetian, to refer to her
00:38:39.760as Papa Dearest, or My Royal Father, as she took over kind of a fatherly role in his life while
00:38:46.480and acted more maternally as kind of a mother figure. So I'm always here for some gender
00:38:52.320interesting stuff. So, so she is in charge again and she got right to work, sending out emissaries0.99
00:38:58.000and ambassadors to Western nations, building a railroad, just getting on with the stuff that
00:39:01.960she had been up to two years ago when she was had to retire the first time. But, um, this was,
00:39:09.140remember there's like the West is invading, there's wars going on, peasant rebellions,
00:39:13.500like this was stressful, and she had another nervous collapse. So for days on end, she couldn't
00:39:18.200sleep, had no energy, and coughed blood. And so Saan took over. Well, so she was treated by a doctor
00:39:24.580who seems almost like a time-traveling version of the doctor from the Christine of Sweden episode
00:39:30.220who told her to take baths and sleep more. Because this guy stepped in, helped her out,
00:39:35.160and she eventually recovered. But then, in 1881, Sain passed away. Now, she had been ill for a while
00:39:44.180and had had what seemed like probably a series of at least three strokes, one of which affected
00:39:50.120her speaking ability, because it was mentioned at some point that she had trouble finding her
00:39:54.760words, trouble talking for a while. So April 8th, 1881, she suddenly became ill while attending an
00:40:00.580imperial court session and died within a few hours, just aged 43. Now, again, there were rumors
00:40:07.200later, not at the time though, that Sushi had poisoned her so she could be in charge completely.
00:40:12.160But I mean, we all know Sushi would never. They were besties. They were ride or die soulmates.
00:40:18.920They were like Sandra Oh and Ellen Pompeo on Grey's Anatomy. That was her person.
00:40:24.440And also like Sushi was in charge, like removing Sian wouldn't get her more power or anything.
00:40:29.960so anyway so she was obviously extremely upset about this she mourned this death as she would
00:40:35.740an intimate and superior family member by wrapping her head in her own head in a white silk scarf
00:40:41.480which was beyond the expected mourning etiquette the etiquette mandated a mourning period of 270.69
00:40:46.460days but she extended that to 100 days along with a 27 month ban on music in the royal court
00:40:52.980so remember how much she liked music like this was serious business and showed just how what
00:40:58.060a tribute she wanted to make to her dead best friend so within days after the ban was lifted
00:41:02.720in 1883 so she just like got all in she watched opera non-stop for 10 hours and thereafter there
00:41:09.340were continuous performances for days like one performance lasted 12 hours she just like every
00:41:14.920time someone dies in this story or in Qing Dynasty in this era there was a certain period of like
00:41:20.620months or years where just no music could be played and between all the emperors dying and
00:41:24.380and her friend dying. And for someone who loved music, liked to not have music for these long
00:41:28.960periods of time. It really affected her. And now, without Sa'an there to smooth things over,
00:41:35.040Sa'an was left on her own. So Zetian, her adopted son slash nephew, was the new boy emperor.
00:41:44.220She was not as close to him as she had been to her own son she had given birth to. But also,
00:41:50.180to be fair, she was kept busy with the various things that were always going on.
00:41:53.100the West, rebellions, people trying to usurp her. At this point, Hot Prince Gong was also
00:42:00.400going through it. His whole thing of trying to appease people and find mediation, ways to
00:42:05.080balance things, that was his way. And the fact that Sushi kept deciding to go to war was stressing
00:42:12.080him out because he was not into confrontation or he's not into going to war. He had also been
00:42:18.140suffering serious illnesses. And so he'd taken some leave of absences. His energy was exhausted.
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01:10:20.740So already, like, male students had been permitted to study abroad, and now she permitted female
01:10:24.560students to study abroad. During this era, Women's Daily, the only Women's Daily newspaper in the
01:10:29.820world at the time, began publishing. She also revamped the legal system to be more in line with0.67
01:10:35.640what other nations were up to by doing things like abolishing death by a thousand cuts, prohibiting
01:10:41.140torture during interrogation. She founded a state bank with a yuan, yuan is the currency, yen, I0.98
01:10:48.320think she also made up and i really appreciate this like we're in our current era like with
01:10:54.680opioids you know fentanyl and stuff like she knew that because of the opium war and britain getting
01:11:01.000the country intentionally addicted to opium she knew that there's so many people in china who are
01:11:06.220addicted to opium and she made up a 10-point plan to enable all people in the empire to break the
01:11:10.620habit of opium addiction so this included she got britain on board with this plan so they would stop
01:11:16.580like sending opium to them or whatever. But she also got people to stop farming opium.0.83
01:11:21.760She provided support for people who are trying to break their addiction. And within 10 years,
01:11:26.180the British export of opium had come to a complete stop. And I really like this as a
01:11:31.020compassionate thing. She wasn't just like, she saw the people addicted to opium or people who
01:11:37.260were in need of help. She didn't just like, let's put them in jail or whatever. So I appreciate that.
01:11:41.980She also proposed to turn China into a constitutional monarchy with an elected0.90
01:11:45.600parliament. So these are like enormous changes to the society that I've talked about thus far
01:11:50.980in these podcasts. Meanwhile, goddamn Wild Fox Kang was still stirring shit, hating her. He was1.00
01:11:57.980allied with the Japanese and he organized repeat attempts to assassinate sushi, which were never
01:12:02.480successful. So her illness, which like, I do not know what her illness was, worsened. Like whatever
01:12:07.800her illness has been, you know where she would, whether it was purely stress related or just
01:12:14.020stress exacerbated it. But we talked before about like there's times where she just like couldn't
01:12:17.520get out of bed, coughing up blood. Like part of this is obviously psychological, you know,
01:12:23.160depression and anxiety, but like clearly there's physical symptoms going on. So she was, and this
01:12:26.800was just worsening. So by the time she was 73, she felt feverish and dizzy all the time with a
01:12:32.340metallic ringing in her ears. The emperor who was, I think around 37 was also ill. He had been for
01:12:38.860a while. So four days after her 73rd birthday, she sensed that she would die soon. So she started
01:12:44.700to put the empire's affairs in order. She knew that if she died before the emperor, the Japanese,0.99
01:12:50.880like he was such an ineffectual leader, the Japanese would swoop in and take over. So she1.00
01:12:55.140decided that he had to die before her so she could decide on the succession, which is why
01:13:00.940this is the actual murder. We know she did. She decided to murder the emperor. So the emperor,
01:13:07.840So his name had been Zaitian, but as the emperor, he was Emperor Guangzhou, and he died.
01:13:13.600He had been sick for a while, but it was determined, I think, sometime within the last 20 or so years,
01:13:19.980his remains were exhumed, and it was found that there was a massive amount of arsenic in his body.
01:13:25.960So, like, more than someone would accidentally have maybe absorbed.
01:13:30.560so he died from consuming large quantities of arsenic likely laced in the food that was sent
01:13:36.420to him by sushi his like beloved papa so he died and then because sushi was still alive like
01:13:43.920apparently his wife was running from like his deathbed to like her deathbed back and forth0.97
01:13:49.700remember his like boring plain wife anyway so she outlived him even if it was just for a day she0.88
01:13:55.920knew that she was still there and he wasn't so she got to name who the next emperor would be0.95
01:13:59.340because he hadn't had any sons. She selected her great-nephew, Puyi, who is two years old as the
01:14:05.720next emperor with his father as regent, and she died three days after Zaitian. Legacy! So Sushi
01:14:13.440is one of the longest reigning women in history, having served as regent for 47 years. And I looked
01:14:19.960up at other monarchs we've looked at on this podcast, and the closest anyone came to that was
01:14:24.740Njinga of Ndongo and Matamba reigned for 37 years. So 47 years. So her funeral was like a huge,
01:14:34.920massive thing, like on par with the funeral for any emperor, you know, dignitaries came in from
01:14:42.660all kinds of other countries to pay respects to her. I do appreciate that this season we've had
01:14:48.000several really impressive funerals of people. That's a nice thing I like to see. But yeah,
01:14:54.940so we're going to talk about one then later in the various revolutions that happened after her
01:15:00.040death. Her tomb was looted, but then the tomb was restored in 1949. As a Manchu minority and a woman
01:15:06.440ruling a vast country of 400 million for 47 years, during a lengthy and critical period of Chinese
01:15:12.300world history, her achievements were extraordinary. No other Manchu woman in history has acquired an
01:15:17.320exercise political power like at all not to mention breaking dynastic laws by her own regency0.90
01:15:23.120and the appoint she personally appointed three emperors um despite her limited education
01:15:28.580she was an art lover um and she promoted and helped popularize things like opera and theater
01:15:36.240so this is a statement i think it's from the oxford biography of women's history which said
01:15:42.860with so many factors involved in China's history during Sushi's lifetime, like the rebellions,
01:15:47.300all the wars, the West, it may be a futile exercise to speculate what might have otherwise
01:15:52.220been China's experience had there been a different ruler or a male sovereign in control. But I think,
01:15:57.960I don't think anyone could have done a better job than she did. And as a person, you know,
01:16:02.960if you separate her acts as like country ruler from who she was as a person, when she hung out
01:16:10.180with, especially some Western diplomats came like to hang out with wives of ambassadors and stuff0.97
01:16:14.700from America. Everybody emphasized that she was warm. She was friendly. She liked to smile.
01:16:19.880When you see the photos of her, like she always looks very serious, but that's like she put on
01:16:23.720her serious face for photos. But apparently she was a very smiley, friendly person in general,
01:16:28.640who was also a really effective military leader. So in the People's Republic of China after 1949,
01:16:37.460the image of Sushi was debated and changed several times. She sometimes praised for her
01:16:42.940anti-imperialist role in the Boxer Uprising, and sometimes she was reviled as a member of
01:16:47.440the feudalist regime. When Mao Zedong's wife, John Ching, was arrested in 1976 for abuse of power,
01:16:54.900an exhibit at the Palace Museum put Sushi's luxurious goods on display to show that a0.89
01:16:58.580female ruler weakened the nation. By the 1970s, views among scholars began to change because,
01:17:04.440again so much of what was written about her was based on wild fox kang's just like utter slander
01:17:09.900sue fun chung who was uh is a historian she did a doctoral dissertation at university of
01:17:16.840california berkeley which was the first study in english to use court documents rather than
01:17:20.840popular histories and hearsay and to call out that wild fox kang and other haters always said
01:17:26.160they were taken seriously and other people who said who had dissenting opinions weren't taken
01:17:31.360as seriously so yeah so like because of wilfax kang like sushi for a while was seen as being a
01:17:39.780she dragon or someone who was incompetent like this like nymphomaniac like just she wasn't it
01:17:46.460was really simplified and i don't know not like taking in all the many layers of her as a person
01:17:51.400so in recent decades a historian of the dynasty named pamela kyle crossley says historians in the
01:17:57.840West developed what had become truism in the representation of Sushi, that she had been
01:18:02.080obscured by misogyny and oriental stereotyping, as well as the anti-Manchu sentiment running
01:18:06.860through Chinese nationalist narratives. Crossley felt that Sushi appealed to feminists as a
01:18:11.200powerful leader, and to Chinese patriots as a defender of China. In the 1960s and 70s,
01:18:17.620Sushi was one of a small collection of powerful women newly discovered, and now she appears in0.91
01:18:21.640the vanguard of stubborn Chinese opposition to foreign arrogance and encroachment.
01:18:25.280so it's a wildly complex story of a woman who had many facets to her and it's been really
01:18:33.760interesting to to read up on her and to see how people have represented her in the past like the
01:18:40.020amount of details again like this is already a extra long episode uh but yeah i really recommend
01:18:47.360reading jung chang's biography of her because you can really get into all the all the details about
01:18:52.120her and what she was up to. So first of all, and this shit comes no surprise, I am awarding the
01:18:57.140Lady Jane Seymour Memorial Award for Outstanding Supporting Performance to Daoudra Empress Sa'Anne,0.96
01:19:03.040who not only saved Sushi from being executed for like having an opinion early on, but then for
01:19:09.720helping support her, working with her to usurp the throne, like just being the best best friend and
01:19:15.360never letting any sort of rivalry get in the way of them just being like two women supporting each
01:19:20.640other i think i'm also going to present this to hot prince gong who i mean things did not end well
01:19:27.000between the two of them but but he really had her back in some crucial moments which i appreciate
01:19:31.500and that's what this award is for it's for so many other women we talk about this podcast just
01:19:35.420it feels like no one was in their corner this is an award for people who like were there prince
01:19:40.020chun i don't know and i don't know if it's because he's just less hot but i don't i don't see him as
01:19:45.480although he was he killed little on and sushi got past that but i cannot little on also we just don't
01:19:52.280know enough about him i like that sushi had various friends though i like i like that she was not
01:19:57.020isolated or just that we know who her friends were like even like among the eunuch she always had a
01:20:00.980favorite like she was a friendly person she was friends with her painting instructor like i just
01:20:06.100like knowing the sense of that she had people to talk to because she was going through this intense0.96
01:20:10.880life of nonstop chaos. She had these emotional down points. I just love knowing that there's
01:20:17.640people there for her to share a laugh with. This score, we'll see how it goes, but I feel like
01:20:23.320this is going to be up there. Scandaliciousness. So we have her usurping the throne. We have her
01:20:31.240arresting the emperor. We have her, even just the scandalousness of her being an educated woman1.00
01:20:36.540who gave her point of view and she could have been killed at that point. I mean, she threw1.00
01:20:40.420pearl in a well like just in this society she was in to be a woman doing anything is scandalous1.00
01:20:46.640but for her to usurp the throne and stay in charge anyway i'm giving her a 10 like full marks could1.00
01:20:54.540not think of anything more scandalous she could have possibly done even as wild fox kang was like1.00
01:20:58.640she was having sex with all these people it's like you know what like that's not the only way0.57
01:21:04.040to be scandalicious like what could be more scandalicious than like literally seizing the1.00
01:21:07.920throne scheminess is a 10 like that's a straight up 10 she was so smart she was so clever so
01:21:14.080resilient and just i think almost too schemey like too smart like that's where like everyone knowing
01:21:21.760she's still alive in the world they're all like well no one else could possibly ever be in charge0.89
01:21:25.200of china while she's still in existence and she just wanted to retire and they wouldn't let her
01:21:29.220but she was like so smart so smart all of her plans so good and part of her smartness was too0.82
01:21:35.900And that comes hand in hand with her like friendliness was because she was friends with all the eunuchs and they gave her all the gossip and all the, so she knew what was going on so she could stop, you know, backstabbing.
01:22:00.720Like everything I read, like that list of all the things that she did.
01:22:04.800It's like inventing a currency, making like banning foot binding, like I don't know what all the things that I said, like opening China to the West, like inventing schools there.
01:22:18.000like she radically altered China completely like her the significance is huge 10 like she was the
01:22:27.360leader during all of these wars and stuff like whether the significance whether you see it as
01:22:31.920good or bad the things that she did cannot argue that she was not extraordinarily significant I
01:22:37.860mean when you're in charge of a country for 47 years during these like crucial times yeah
01:22:43.240significance so it all comes down to the sexism in terms of how high her score is gonna get and
01:22:48.340this is something that i had asked friend of the podcast lana would johnson about because
01:22:52.340i've been thinking i'm like i think she's like top marks for almost everything but i feel like0.54
01:22:56.140the sexism is maybe not a high score because i don't know how much that got in her way and it
01:23:03.180was sort of like she knew what the society was that she was living in and she was able to make0.78
01:23:11.500that work for her in some ways. She didn't try to have herself named Empress herself. She was just0.76
01:23:16.240like, oh, what if we just get a little boy to be the Emperor and I'll just be in charge behind the
01:23:20.560screen? She achieved so much in a profoundly sexist, patriarchal society. I can't imagine
01:23:27.620what more she could have done. Even if she was Empress in name, I think her life would have
01:23:32.200been around the same. But people who would have gotten a higher sexism bonus is maybe1.00
01:23:37.580Pearl, who kind of had no chance. But I don't know, like sexism did not get in her way that1.00
01:23:44.820much. Like the only thing is maybe she wouldn't have had to retire. So maybe things wouldn't1.00
01:23:49.140have gotten bad for those two years. I mean, like, I don't know. She was able to do a lot.
01:23:55.340She was able to like see that the sexism was going on and then use her scheminess to kind
01:23:59.120get around it so oh i want only the best for her in this scoring but i have to say you know i'm1.00
01:24:08.880gonna go with a five just the straight up five like she dealt with sexism maybe she could have
01:24:13.380done more without it but it didn't get in her way that much which gives her a 35 which is in terms
01:24:20.440of her scale a great score so in terms of where that makes her fall on this list christina of
01:24:27.800Sweden is at 33.5. Queen Min of Korea is 35.5. Madeleine, 35.5. Chevalier d'Alms, 35.5. So she
01:24:38.380is a bit lower than them, mainly because the sexism didn't get in her way as much, I would say. But1.00
01:24:46.040certainly. So where does this put her? One, two, three, four. Ninth. So ninth. So she is fully
01:24:52.480there in the top 10 on the Fredigan Memorial Scandalicious Scale. Well-deserved. What a wild
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