00:13:27.060anyone who's ever missed somebody will get this.
00:13:30.200but also you see this sort of like britney spears instagram post sort of chaotic style in which she
00:13:35.860wrote she wrote quote if you ask about me your servant who has caught fire from the zeal of
00:13:41.160missing you i am like the one whose liver which to them means heart has been broiled whose chest
00:13:47.700has been ruined whose eyes are filled with tears who cannot distinguish any more between night and
00:13:52.060day who has fallen into the sea of yearning desperate mad with your love this passionate
00:13:56.960love of yours your slave is burning because i have been separated from you like a nightingale
00:14:01.680whose sighs and cries for help do not cease i am in such a state due to being away from you
00:14:06.100i would pray to allah to not afflict this pain even upon your enemies my dearest sultan as it
00:14:11.780has been one and a half months since i last heard from you allah knows that i have been crying night
00:14:16.300and day waiting for you to come back home while i was crying without knowing what to do the one
00:14:20.640and only allah allowed me to receive good news from you once i heard the news allah knows i came
00:14:26.020to life once more since I had died while waiting for you. My dearest sultan, I'm begging Allah for
00:14:31.360you to send me your blessed letters. Believe me when I say this, if I cannot hear a word from you
00:14:36.000more than two weeks, the world collapses. There will be rumors about your well-being around the
00:14:40.880city. Please do not think that I want to hear from you just for my own sake. In case you're worried,
00:14:45.820Suleiman didn't feel as passionately in return, don't worry, because he wrote poems for her
00:14:51.400like this one quote throne of my lonely niche my wealth my love my moonlight my most sincere friend
00:14:59.960my confidant my very existence my sultan my one and only love the most beautiful among the
00:15:05.380beautiful my springtime my merry face love my daytime my sweetheart laughing leaf my plants
00:15:11.700my sweet my rose the only one who does not distress me in this world my istanbul my karaman
00:15:17.280the earth of my Anatolia, my Badekshan, my Baghdad and Khorasan, my woman of the beautiful hair,
00:15:24.380my love of the slanted brow, my love of eyes full of mischief, I'll sing your praises always.
00:15:30.600I, lover of the tormented heart, Muhibi of the eyes full of tears, I am happy. I mean, if I say
00:15:38.000that I ship it, like, what's one level above that? This is like Pedro I. Inez level, just like
00:15:46.320shipping it this is like cornea kardashii and travis barker just like two people who are so
00:15:52.980in love and just like can't stop being happy about it so however the relationship began
00:16:00.560e.g with her enslaved and him as the sultan she was freed they had been married and they were
00:16:06.840basically equals he was the most powerful man in the ottoman empire she was the most powerful woman
00:16:11.660they were parents of five and obviously still madly in love with each other years after they
00:16:18.120had gotten together which again can't emphasize this enough was so confusing to literally everybody
00:16:23.420our pal the venetian ambassador wrote suleiman's love was the reason that the janissaries and the
00:16:29.120entire court hate harem and her children likewise but because the sultan loves her no one dares to
00:16:33.980speak and certainly um the janissaries especially the ones who had been spending time in manisa
00:16:40.300with Mahidevran and Mustafa sided with them against Haram because Mahidevran's main goal
00:16:48.440was still for Mustafa to become the new sultan. So they would be downplaying Haram and her children
00:16:53.080to make them seem less suitable to inherit. But Haram had no time for the haters. And shortly
00:16:59.420after Suleiman's return from yet another military campaign, she began planning for her first
00:17:04.720philanthropic building project this was like just after their wedding so as the wife of the sultan
00:17:10.600harem recognized that she should give back proportionately to her own wealth and power
00:17:15.420and the islamic religion has charitable giving as a core tenet and obligation
00:17:20.400as does christianity and judaism and these are the three religions practiced across the ottoman
00:17:25.060empire also sort of cannily giving back to charity was also a way for the subjects to feel closer and
00:17:32.440more appreciative towards her especially given her unconventional role and background and how0.90
00:17:36.760people thought she was an evil sexy witch etc if anything would win the hearts of the ottoman
00:17:41.820subjects in a lasting way it was a building that offered benefits to ordinary people and also this
00:17:48.220is a culture that disapproved of physical representation of the sovereign on statues
00:17:51.920portraits or on coins yes you will notice there's been no coin minting moments here
00:17:55.600so monumental architecture was the most obvious demonstration of wealth and influence what is
00:18:01.600called a foundation which at first i thought meant like um a charitable foundation but this
00:18:07.700basically means a group of buildings that she commissioned to be built so a foundation it's
00:18:11.700like laying the foundation for buildings so her first foundation included a mosque two religious
00:18:17.500schools a public water fountain and a women's hospital and the location and timing of this
00:18:23.560architectural debut mark her maverick status in the culture she's living in so usually0.99
00:18:31.120philanthropic giving was a privilege of mature political motherhood like somebody would do this0.98
00:18:35.920when they were the mother of the sultan not the wife because again they're not been a wife but
00:18:39.580she was just like 34 years old life just getting started her foundation was the first in istanbul
00:18:44.420donated by and called after a woman it was called the hasaki after her the way that was the name
00:18:51.680that the people knew her by it was the first foundation constructed in the builder's own name
00:18:56.000by a member of the current royal generation like people built stuff to honor their ancestors but
00:19:00.500not themselves until now and so while she obviously would have gotten advice from other people about
00:19:07.140where to build her buildings especially because she had like never left the palace the final
00:19:11.620decision seems like it's got her name all over it like of the option she was given she chose0.97
00:19:16.120to build this foundation in a neighborhood associated with females so it was in an area0.80
00:19:20.840that held a weekly women's market where women sold their works and wares ottoman culture meant0.98
00:19:27.520that um women's this is phrased as like women's relationship with communal spaces remained
00:19:32.440limited like women couldn't just go anywhere so like this women's market was a place where women
00:19:36.320entrepreneurs could sell their stuff to other women so this is a place called avrat pazar0.90
00:19:41.400the women's market was an important urban area for women and so she built this structure that0.96
00:19:48.540was of great benefit to the women of this neighborhood so they could pray in the mosque
00:19:53.140they could line up for the water fountain they could get food from the soup kitchen the area
00:19:58.560in which it was located in modern day istanbul is still officially known as hasaki i think the
00:20:02.780foundation itself is still there too there are again if you look up istanbul tourism there are
00:20:08.900so many buildings from this era still around it's just all kinds of beautiful mosques and buildings
00:20:15.080And Harem funded this herself because she was now free and had her own money.
00:20:20.780Culturally, as a person with a lot of money, like a wealthy person, this put a lot of pressure.
00:20:25.960Well, not pressure, but it just meant her obligation to give was greater because it's like the richer you are, the more money you should give back.0.98
00:20:33.820That was kind of how that's just kind of the Islamic thing.
00:20:38.520So there was a profound obligation to give, especially in her society of this day.
00:20:43.200and so the richer she was the more she was able to give and the more people probably expected her
00:20:48.020to and if you're just like wow what a cool woman she did charity but uh like now we're getting it
00:20:53.120into murder so murder corner part one so one of Suleiman's best bros was a guy named Ibrahim Pasha
00:21:00.680Ibrahim had been born a Christian in Venice and then was enslaved during his youth and then he
00:21:05.880and Suleiman became close friends when Suleiman became sultan he appointed Ibrahim as grand
00:21:10.760vizier, which is like his top advisor. Following the death of Hafsa, the two most important people
00:21:17.160in Suleyman's life were Harem and his best friend Ibrahim. And so kind of reasonably,
00:21:22.640and we've seen this in so many other stories, these two are likely rivals for which one of
00:21:26.440them would he listen to, especially if they didn't agree on the advice they were giving.
00:21:30.300So the thing with Ibrahim is he was very successful in his role and allegedly as his0.62
00:21:35.500power grew so did his arrogance and maybe because he didn't like harem he supported mustafa as
00:21:42.940suleiman's heir rather than the sons of harem so at just during the same time that suleiman
00:21:48.940returned to istanbul and there was the big wedding festival he ordered the execution of
00:21:53.800ibrahim and ibrahim was garrotted with a bow string while he lay in bed in his private room
00:21:59.400so clearly like putting on my csi hat this is a man who did not expect this was going to happen
00:22:04.880and especially because apparently that same night he'd just broken the ramadan fast with
00:22:09.740suleiman earlier that night so he didn't know this was going to happen he was executed the
00:22:14.200manner of execution was what was usually how royals were executed but also like suleiman we
00:22:19.960know ordered the execution on magnificent century the tv show for dramatic purposes obviously haram
00:22:25.780manipulates suleiman into ordering the death of ibrahim because she wanted to get him out of the
00:22:29.440way as a threat to her and her sons this was put in the show because it was a widespread gossipy
00:22:34.140rumor since basically the time this murder happened and maybe is true i do not know again
00:22:39.360it's just kind of like how much did harem just like manipulate suleiman like a puppet and how
00:22:44.140much did she just explain things to him and then he made his own choices whether she convinced
00:22:50.360suleiman to kill ibrahim or not the death of ibrahim was a good thing for harem because that
00:22:55.500was one less person for her to worry about getting close to suleiman made her have more power because
00:23:00.080his attention wasn't being spread and one less supporter of Mustafa for her to worry about
00:23:05.200and so there's no contemporary evidence she had anything to do with this but like of course there's
00:23:11.620not like why would there be like her personal diary like ma ha ha here's what I did like if
00:23:17.220she was involved why would she leave clues so then there were three other grand viziers in eight
00:23:21.460years I guess he was like trying out different people for the job and eventually Suleiman
00:23:25.020Suleyman selected Rustem Pasha, who is his son-in-law, the husband of their daughter Mirama, to become the new grand vizier.
00:23:33.140And this was yet another break from protocol.
00:23:35.380Like, Suleyman did nothing other than break from protocol, apparently.
00:23:38.540Prior to this, there had been a tradition forbidding relatives of the sultan to hold important political positions.
00:23:43.360But now his son-in-law was the new vizier.
00:23:47.720Coincidentally, Rustem obviously supported Harem's children as the next sultan.
00:23:53.880Um, so when their oldest sons, Mehmed and Salim came of age, both left Istanbul to start
00:39:43.320So he was entered also in the Suleymaniye Mosque in a mausoleum adjacent to that of Harem.
00:39:49.540Their only surviving son, Selim, became the next sultan.
00:39:53.180He was, as per every story we've ever done, where a woman is amazing and smart and clever and fights tooth and nail for her son,0.84
00:40:00.700he was pretty useless, and he was known as Selim the Drunkard.0.52
00:40:04.840But the real power behind the throne in his era was actually in the hands of his sister, Mirama,0.85
00:40:10.360who is truly the heir of harem psychologically and mirama's daughter aisha humasha and then
00:40:17.160so 150 year period of time beginning with harem moving to the new palace like starting with that
00:40:23.960and then 150 years from then on is considered to be the reign of women as harem's heavy involvement0.84
00:40:29.720in politics and the changes she implemented paved the way for other influential women to follow0.90
00:40:33.880after her during this period women close to the reigning sultan mothers wives daughters and0.97
00:40:39.020concerts exercised exceptional power often determining domestic policy negotiating with
00:40:44.020foreign governments and acting in the role of regent as well as leaving architectural monuments0.99
00:40:48.340to their success as such the new palace harem that she created did continue on but after her0.91
00:40:55.400death it was overseen by the queen mother so no other reigning couple were allowed to come to0.54
00:41:00.200power after her and soleiman like there's never another person in her exact role again although0.98
00:41:07.360other women did take on political powers i just described so some of the precedents that harem0.54
00:41:14.500and suleiman set that continued on included a more peaceable system of identifying the next
00:41:19.500sultan rather than the brothers all killing each other her diplomatic work helped modernize the
00:41:23.920empire where treaty negotiations became as challenging and significant as victory in battle
00:41:28.760and domestic will occupied as much of the government's attention as conquest
00:41:33.620bolstered by the reforms harem and seliman introduced the ottoman empire would sustain
00:41:37.940itself for another 350 years their daughter mirama would become the greatest of ottoman
00:41:43.400princess philanthropists following her mother's example mirama amassed a huge fortune from her
00:41:48.680dowry and inheritance which she used in the construction of buildings and the endowment0.64
00:41:52.320of charitable foundations she maintained her influence through many reigns because like0.80
00:41:57.200to no one's surprise salim the drunkard did not last super long when she died in 1575 her nephew
00:42:04.340murad the third had her buried next to sulaiman an honor not even granted to harem harem sultan
00:42:11.600is a subject of many artistic works um the first of these came just three years after her death
00:42:16.840when french author gabrielle bunin wrote a tragedy tell the last sultan and this was the first time
00:42:22.240the Ottomans were introduced on stage in France. She has inspired paintings, musical works,
00:42:27.640operas, a ballet, plays, and several novels written mainly in Russian and Ukrainian,
00:42:32.300but also in English, French, German, and Polish. In 1999, the town of Rohitin, Ukraine erected a
00:42:38.060bronze statue of her. In 2007, Muslims in Mariupol, Ukraine opened a mosque to honor harem.
00:42:44.920And then of course, she was portrayed in TV miniseries. So first there was a 2003 Turkish
00:42:50.260miniseries called harem sultan and then she was a primary character in magnificent century which
00:42:56.000again you can find on youtube and is so good in 2019 mention of the russian origin of harem sultan
00:43:03.080was removed from the visitor panel near her tomb at the sulemanye mosque in istanbul at the request
00:43:08.080of the ukrainian embassy in turkey the historic areas of istanbul were named a unesco world
00:43:13.480heritage site in 1985 i feel like so many the season is like accidentally like the history of
00:43:19.200women and UNESCO World Heritage Sites. So the areas that are considered part of the historic
00:43:24.400areas of Istanbul World Heritage Site include the New Palace, the Suleymaniye Mosque complex,
00:43:29.560and the Shezade Mosque complex built from Mehmed. And the Haseki Sultan complex, the first foundation
00:43:35.240she commissioned, is still in Istanbul, as are most of the other buildings she commissioned
00:43:38.920throughout the Ottoman Empire. In fact, the hospital that was constructed by Harem, Haseki
00:43:43.720hospital still offers its services to sick people today and now time for some scoring so
00:43:50.420well first of all the lady jane seymour memorial award for outstanding supporting performance
00:43:55.560past recipients lady jane seymour obviously thomas keys tonga pedro and i'm gonna give this to
00:44:02.220Suleyman because he loved Harem so much he respected her he saw all that she's capable of
00:44:13.800and he relied on her like because of their relationship they were able to keep on top of
00:44:19.380domestic affairs as well as while he was on military campaigns like he trusted her and he
00:44:23.600loved her so much and I'm gonna give him this award because she was able to achieve everything
00:44:29.160she did because of his unending support and this is the outstanding supporting performance it's not
00:44:35.560just like best boyfriend award it's like someone who supports the main character of one of these
00:44:39.640podcast episodes and Suleiman supported her in everything she did like even though people are
00:44:43.880like oh is she an evil witch oh did she murder these people he's just like I don't care like
00:44:47.960she's great and I love her and I love I love their love so the Fredigan memorial scandalousness
00:44:55.340scale i feel like this might be major scandalousness there's two angles to this the first0.88
00:45:02.600angle is like with melanzine the behavior that harem like what she did was scandalousness0.99
00:45:09.600to the people at the time because it was so opposite of what the protocol usually was in1.00
00:45:15.280the sense of like she was monogamous with him they got married like that usually that stuff
00:45:21.340is not considered scandalousness but in this instance it is because that was scandalous to
00:45:26.100people at the time but then also the scandalousness of like did she kill these people like0.98
00:45:31.400she was like how did did she do a sexy dance to get his attention like the whole way that people
00:45:38.680thought she was an evil witch and stuff like i feel like there's a large high amount of0.93
00:45:42.860scandalousness i'm gonna give her i hope this isn't controversial but i'm gonna give her an
00:45:47.040eight for scandalousness i'm not giving her top marks because we don't know if she was involved
00:45:53.720like and the two murders like it's arm's length it's like did she convince him to then order the
00:46:00.000murder of this person that was then done by someone else like she's not like her hands aren't0.58
00:46:04.180dirty in the scandalousness which could just be because she was so good at it she kept herself
00:46:07.680uninvolved but that's i would say scheminess and this is where i feel like she's gonna get
00:46:11.560high marks so first of all the fact that she like was thrust into the situation in the harem
00:46:17.960but again scheminess being like a quality that i support and value like the fact that she saw what
00:46:27.360was going on in the harem realized like okay the fact that she like became fluent in turkish the
00:46:32.520fact that she figured out all this like downton abbey level etiquette stuff but also the fact that
00:46:37.440she showed her aptitude to the point that she got the extra training the fact that she somehow
00:46:43.160either through her own scheminess or through the scheminess that got her to get somebody
00:46:48.940like they got her the attention of someone who would be her patron like that she was brought to
00:46:53.040the attention of Suleiman and then the fact that she then went on to do all this like political
00:46:59.520government stuff like the fact that she stayed head above water in this situation where everyone
00:47:05.000was out to get her really like and a lot of that was like yeah Suleiman supported her but she was
00:47:10.060able to stay on top of that and make him not doubt her to make him continue supporting her like I
00:47:16.240am giving her a 10 I'm giving her a 10 for scheminess because I just feel like
00:47:22.880in terms of like intelligence cleverness like staying like it seems like
00:47:29.600going through the narrative it's like well things were pretty easy for her like Suleiman loved her
00:47:34.340and so she got this job and here we go but it's like no but like she worked for like once she was
00:47:38.500in that situation which like first of all it took scheminess to get there and then it took scheminess
00:47:42.380to stay in that position and to do all the stuff she was doing like the fact it's funny to call it
00:47:48.160scheminess but like the way that they were make like modernizing this empire the way that they
00:47:52.040were changing protocols like it's intelligence it's resilience and i think good for her
00:47:58.460significance I think is going to be also another high score because just in terms of like how she0.76
00:48:04.780paved the way for this 150 year period of like other women taking on similar roles the way that
00:48:09.600she became a role model to people inspiring other people to to give back as well but also the
00:48:14.300significance of the work that she did like making these buildings that would help women in a place
00:48:20.580where they maybe didn't have access to a school or fresh water or a hospital or a mosque they could0.58
00:48:24.760go to like the ripple effect of that like how many like literally how many lives did she improve0.91
00:48:30.420and or save by making these philanthropic foundations like just offering water to people
00:48:37.580offering people a place for education like the ripple effect of that of like people who went
00:48:43.700there and like maybe got more education than they would have and then what did those people do and
00:48:47.580then i feel like her significance is 10 as well and then we get to the sexism bonus and so this0.69
00:48:55.260is it's tricky the sexism bonus is i need to wrap my head around this because she was captured and
00:49:05.200sold into slavery in a very gendered way where she was you know displayed nude at the slave market
00:49:12.700for inspection of her hymen and stuff and then she sold into effectively sexual slavery i say1.00
00:49:20.920effectively because like melanzine was like put into sexual slavery like right away would have1.00
00:49:26.060been assaulted harem was trained for four years to become a concubine and it just so happened0.98
00:49:31.860that she and silemon ended up hitting it off but like that doesn't make what happened to her0.85
00:49:36.500not a horrible sexist thing that happened and then when she gained more power people like she
00:49:45.380still faced sexism in the sense of like yes she still had power that was not taken away from her
00:49:49.220because Suleiman supported her and that's why he gets the award but people were just like well how1.00
00:49:53.840could a woman be smart how could a woman be significant unless she was an evil sexy witch0.99
00:49:59.820at the same point the sexism bonus is like how much did the bullshit patriarchy get in the way1.00
00:50:05.020of her fulfilling her um potential as a powerful person and i don't want to downplay the fact that1.00
00:50:15.620like slavery of it all but for most of her life like the sexism didn't get in her way because she0.96
00:50:27.340found a way to play within that system which was a sexist system i'm gonna say controversially
00:50:33.480i'm going to give her an eight for sexism so what does this add up to i think it's going to be
00:50:39.740a pretty mega score 36 30 goddamn six let me just check our scale here that is 0.5 above0.92
00:50:51.360malinzine um so the top the top score is here fredegand has a 38 queen margot 37.5 harem0.90
00:50:58.780Soltan 36, Madeline Zine 35.5. And it goes down from there, but that's like a top score. That's
00:51:06.200in the top five. I, I feel okay about that. I was just considering if I should rescore her on any of
00:51:13.520the categories. Cause I was like, but part of the way that this scale works is it's just, it's a gut
00:51:19.580feeling. And I am at peace with where she landed because I think she was phenomenal. I think she
00:51:27.500was great i think where fredigand and queen margot are slightly above her on the scale which
00:51:34.980is not a scale of like who is the best or like who is the coolest this is who is the most
00:51:38.060scandalousness fredigand and queen margot had more literal scandal that we know about like
00:51:44.020queen margot had affairs with people fredigand murdered people like harem sultan it's like there
00:51:49.820was rumors that maybe she did but we don't know for sure that she did so she's making up a lot1.00
00:51:54.680of her points on um significance she's making her points on scheminess sexism like her
00:52:00.540scandalousness is high but it's not I think this this is a good I mean obviously they're all good
00:52:07.000scores I make the scores but I think this is a suitable score for her because sort of in that
00:52:13.260Anne Boleyn sort of way like she's got this bad reputation to some people apparently for like
00:52:18.320being like evil and schemey and whatever and like yeah she was schemey but I don't think0.89
00:52:22.320there's not direct a specific skandalicious in this thing you can point towards that she did
00:52:28.180other than the fact that like to the people of the time it was skandaliciousness that she was like
00:52:31.720in a monogamous relationship etc so yeah her i'm still 10 third highest score on the entire scale
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00:55:08.460access to episodes but it's at the glorianas level where you get access to the other podcasts
00:55:14.060that i'm doing so so this asshole once a month i do a podcast about a man who is awful most recently
00:55:19.640hernan cortez maybe the worst man i've ever read about in my life um you can hear that there other0.95
00:55:25.660people I've talked about are who I did like Henry VIII, I did Charles Dickens, various people like
00:55:30.440that. And then there's also the Vulgar Peace Theater podcast episodes where I'm joined with
00:55:34.480Alison Epstein and Lana Wood Johnson to talk about costume dramas. So like once a month,
00:55:39.380even when I'm not doing Vulgar History episodes, when I'm on hiatus, you can get those that content
00:55:44.620there. And that's at the Glorianas level. If you have questions about any of that, you can let me
00:55:49.220know. And then also when you join Patreon at that level, the Glorianas level, you get an RSS feed,
00:55:54.560which is like a thing it's like a url and you can copy that into where you listen to podcasts
00:55:58.940and then that way you can listen to those extra bonus podcasts through your regular podcast
00:56:03.820listening thing you don't have to just like go to the website and play them off the website
00:56:07.280and i also wanted to remind slash recommend slash plead that it's always great if you rate and
00:56:16.580review this podcast wherever you're listening to podcasts on spotify there's a thing now where you
00:56:20.660can like rate at five stars after you listen to an episode that's super helpful and then on apple
00:56:26.620podcasts there's if you can leave a five-star review and or write a few nice words that just
00:56:33.000helps other people it whatever it's all to do with like the algorithm but like the more ratings and
00:56:39.920reviews there are the more people hear about the podcast and the more people who hear about the
00:56:43.020podcast the more people are listening and the more people are listening the more support i get and
00:56:48.660then i'm able to do more episodes which i love doing and i hope it brings you joy wherever you0.98
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