00:04:04.520My favorite ladies, welcome back to the show.0.95
00:04:06.400Well, not my favorite. I love everyone on this podcast, but you know, for today, we're your
00:04:11.920favorite, your favorite ladies. Happy to be back with, you know, some of my favorite people. This
00:04:16.740is a comfort zone now. Just sitting here and talking about crazy shit. I was trying to think1.00
00:04:23.620of what her, the DoorDash grandma's eyeshadow reminded me of because I was like, this reminds
00:04:28.660me of something. And I was like, oh, I just remembered it's a Jeffree Star fan. That's like
00:04:34.680what her makeup reminds me of wait so true like jeffree star style like someone who buys a jeffree1.00
00:04:42.140star palette oh like she fits the average target demo to me it actually gives more like avon lady0.95
00:04:48.580oh just like kind of like a sort of smudging around of some sort of like cool toned like
00:04:53.960almost purpley eyeshadow on the eye and like slap some foundation call it a day sort of thing
00:04:58.720I have a lot of notes here on what's true, what's not true, what is fabricated, what's beneath the surface of this entire situation. We're going to get into all of it. But top line, what are your thoughts? Did you see this?
00:05:14.560I mean, my first, literally the first thing I was thinking of, that picture of Trump handing
00:05:19.900her a $100 bill. Obviously, the ploy here is like, what an amazing tip for like your DoorDash
00:05:26.100driver. Like we're on, we're not all tipping our DoorDash drivers $100 bills. But I tried to
00:05:30.820calculate, like just in the past year, Trump has made an estimated like $3 billion from mainly
00:05:37.100crypto. And I was trying to calculate like, what is $100 to someone who made $3 billion in the last
00:05:43.420year and the calculator could not do it it went out of space because it was so close to zero it
00:05:49.480was like such a tiny tiny fraction of his net worth so it would be like the equivalent of you
00:05:53.820or i tipping a doordash driver like like less than a half of a penny it's like it's actually
00:05:59.400not a good tip when you made three billion dollars in the past year he should be giving
00:06:03.840his doordash drivers like ten thousand dollars each and that would be like an okay tip for him
00:06:09.940I also see a world where after the cameras stopped rolling, he's like, yeah, I'll have that back.
00:06:37.220Yeah, they would like, I remember growing up like kids at bar mitzvahs, like you would get like your face printed on a bunch of like fake money and then they would like throw it out during like while you're like dancing to Pitbull at your bar mitzvah. It was like Trump bar mitzvah money for sure.
00:06:50.500Yeah, they used to do this at the clubs that I worked at where you would see people scrambling to pick up what they thought were real bills on the ground. And it's just some asshole's face that he had shot out of a cannon with a bunch of confetti.0.99
00:17:36.860What no tax on tips does is allow a specific subset of tip workers like bartenders, wait
00:17:44.420staff, barbers and hairstylists, taxi drivers, and most recently, food delivery drivers for
00:17:50.820DoorDash, to deduct the money they make each year in TIPS from their total annual taxable income.
00:17:58.120So if you made $30,000 in 2025, let's say, but $5,000 of that $30,000 was from TIPS,
00:18:05.400then you'd only pay federal taxes on $25,000. I highlight federal taxes because you still have
00:18:12.300to pay state and local taxes on the full $30,000. The no tax on TIPS policy only applies at a federal
00:18:20.040level. We'll get into more specifics on that in a bit, but those are the basics. And so, like I
00:18:26.600said, in theory, this does save some tip workers some money on their taxes. Could you guys explain
00:18:34.100then why corporations and big businesses and Trump love this policy, even though it is theoretically
00:18:42.320to benefit workers? Yeah. So just off the bat, if companies like DoorDash are lobbying for
00:18:48.240legislation like this, you know it's not good. You know that it ultimately harms more workers
00:18:54.180that it helps. So this part of the one big, beautiful bill actually encourages harmful
00:19:01.680employer practices because companies like DoorDash use this to justify, one, classifying their
00:19:08.560employers as independent contractors. So then they have to pay the federal taxes, Social Security,
00:19:14.860Medicare, all that. And also so that if they do have them classified as employees, they don't have
00:19:21.680to pay a higher sub-minimum wage because they go, what? Well, they're getting no taxes on TIPS.
00:19:30.220So actually, it's good for them to have more of their income in TIPS. We don't want it to be that
00:19:36.140the income is coming from their hourly wage. It should be coming from TIPS. So it helps few
00:19:42.020low-wage workers and undercuts pay for many, many more. It benefits employers at the workers'
00:19:49.820expense. And the issue is we need to raise the federal minimum wage, and we also need to end
00:19:56.260the sub-minimum wage for tipped workers. So this part of the big, beautiful bill
00:20:02.160makes that harder. It makes the fight that workers have been on the front lines fighting for,
00:20:08.120it makes that fight that much harder because they use this as a distraction and as a justification
00:20:16.460for continuing harmful practices and policies against workers.
00:20:23.640Exactly. And corporations love stuff like this because it transfers the onus of paying workers
00:20:30.540onto the customer rather than the business.
00:20:33.880People online are always complaining and rightfully so to a big extent that like businesses like DoorDash are subsidizing their workforce by getting us, the customers, to pay for it on top of like the goods and services that we're already paying for.
00:20:49.320And this is more of the same. It is a deeper continuation of that dynamic. And people who
00:20:57.380work under this type of gig employment have increasingly been organizing and unionizing
00:21:02.660and attempting to unionize over the past few years so that they can be considered more so employees
00:21:09.100so that companies like Uber and DoorDash, which are billion-dollar companies,
00:21:13.980multi-billion dollar companies that could easily afford to pay for benefits, to pay a minimum wage,
00:21:21.000to ensure that like their drivers and the delivery people who are the foundation of their business
00:21:25.840are not unhoused and living in their cars, but they don't want to do that. So totally it functions
00:21:31.680as a distraction and a way to undermine the workers who are trying to organize to campaign
00:21:37.120for better rights. Yeah. And, you know, on a personal note, like a lot of people online
00:21:42.960claim about how like now everyone asks for tips and you have to tip at the coffee place and you
00:21:48.000have to tip at the everywhere. And look, I get it's annoying on a personal level. I always tip,
00:21:53.560you know, as long as we have this tipping system, which is very unique to the United States and
00:21:59.280completely exploitative, you know, I'll do what I can when I get an iced latte to make it a little
00:22:04.800easier for the workers. But the bottom line is on a systemic level, we should not have this system
00:22:09.480because the minimum wage should be a living minimum wage,
00:22:31.140Yeah, it's frustrating because people who complain
00:22:34.420about having to pay tips and tipping culture
00:22:39.040They don't direct that energy towards our lawmakers raising the federal minimum wage, phasing out the tip minimum wage, and they don't direct that energy towards these companies.
00:22:50.820And it's just like so much of anti tipping discourse. And I think like no tax on tips further entrenches this. There are these ideas that a this type of labor is not valuable. And like people who do these types of tipped jobs aren't doing enough to earn their tips.
00:23:08.700so commonly when people talk about this online it's like you took my order and like filled up
00:23:13.100my coffee cup and then turned the screen around and you're expecting a tip and like people use
00:23:17.340this discourse to like devalue this labor even though it's incredibly hard work it's incredibly
00:23:22.940taxing it is actually so physically taxing that it's bad for your body to do this which adds
00:23:28.500another layer of insult to injury or that the door dash grandma is doing this and she is like
00:23:33.300physically older and more frail in addition to that it's also like there's this idea and you
00:23:39.680always see these stories pushed online that like people who earn tips are actually rich like there
00:23:46.040you'll see people pick up on stories of like this person who works in front of house at a five star
00:23:52.140like michelin star manhattan restaurant says he makes like six figures a year but that is not the
00:23:57.380average experience of people who work for tips they're not like pulling one over us and like
00:24:02.520making all of this money. Most people are just struggling to get by if they are tipped employees.
00:24:08.080And the fact that the Trump administration is now like lying blatantly about how much you can make
00:24:12.840only furthers that stigma that it's like some sort of life cheat code when it's really not.
00:24:18.940And if you've worked for tips, like I worked for tips for years, like it is not a get rich
00:24:24.080quick scheme. It is the opposite of that. It is grueling, underpaid, undervalued labor.
00:24:29.840Yes. And that segues me perfectly into, like I mentioned, 2.5% of Americans are tip workers.
00:24:39.240A third of those workers don't make enough money to pay any federal taxes in the first place.
00:24:46.960Meaning, if you're not paying federal taxes, then no tax on tips does nothing for you.
00:24:52.400The remaining two-thirds of those 2.5% of Americans mostly pay very little in federal taxes simply because they don't make that much to begin with, so they're in a very low tax bracket.
00:25:05.720So how much money can no tax on tips actually save you?
00:39:58.080And it's like going back to the original premise of this, that she needs to doordash so that she can afford her husband's cancer surgery. All the money that the billionaires are stealing from America could pay for the surgery in the first place. Like you shouldn't have to work to pay for the cancer treatment at all, period. Because that money is literally evaporating and it's being stolen. And like, that's the reality is like, to your point, Caroline, they're jangling keys in front of you.
00:40:26.400like you can make $11,000 while they steal $11 bajillion from like the money that could have
00:40:32.360gone toward these services. Right, right. So after the White House visit took place and the $11,000
00:40:38.440figure soared around the world, Sharon Simmons did a Fox News interview wherein she clarified
00:40:44.460that $11,000 was in fact how much she earned in tips, not how much she saved. She clarified in
00:40:52.800this interview that her actual savings were, quote, you know, I mean, if you really want to
00:40:57.420break down the numbers, I probably saved probably three to four thousand dollars with not having to
00:41:06.320pay. I still doubt that. Hmm. I got my calculator back out because for Sharon and her husband to
00:41:15.060have saved, let's go on the low end of that estimate, three thousand dollars in taxes on
00:41:19.920$11,000 of tips, they would need to have been in at least the 24% tax bracket. And even then it's
00:41:26.740shaky that they could save that much. But to be in that tax bracket, their combined income in 2025
00:41:32.600would have had to have been more than $206,000, meaning Sharon's husband would have had to earn
00:41:39.480at least $184,000. What is most likely here is that Sharon and her husband saved $1,500 or less
00:41:48.300on no tax on tips and that is plainly not enough to cover or even significantly reduce the cost
00:41:55.520of cancer treatment no for that reason i feel terribly for them and the thing is is that if
00:42:01.640that means she made enough money to have to pay federal income tax on the tips then that would
00:42:08.620mean she was subjected to arkansas state income taxes so anyway the whole thing is it's all it's0.81
00:42:17.200all bullshit because they lied from the get-go by saying that she didn't have to claim this on her0.93
00:42:23.240taxes. I saved over $11,000 by not having to claim. You do have to claim it on your taxes.0.99
00:42:31.160You have to report your tips as income. It's about deductions, as we covered earlier.
00:42:34.840The average rent in the United States as of early 2026 is more than $1,500 a month. So
00:42:42.100even just like looking at your basic needs, these types of savings are not meeting like that very
00:42:48.500basic level of being able to provide adequate housing, adequate shelter. Like it is so dire
00:42:53.980for people making this amount of money in the United States. Like they have to rely on services
00:42:59.720to have their basic needs met. And this is not touching that problem. No. For the Trump
00:43:04.220administration to act like they can do no tax on tips and cut things like services for food
00:43:11.000insecurity housing insecurity medicare medicaid it is just so grotesque it is so so so so grotesque
00:43:18.320and it does give the vibe that they're like laughing in our faces while destroying many
00:43:22.440many many people's lives right now in another fox news interview sharon did the following day
00:43:28.440she attempts to clarify once again that the eleven thousand dollars was how much she earned
00:43:34.140in tips there there's been misunderstandings about you know like my taxes and stuff
00:43:40.580and i made over 11 000 in tips okay and adds quote but our personal savings and everything
00:43:52.120on our taxes that's kind of our um business i mean i don't go around asking i don't go around
00:44:00.100asking you guys hey right what'd you get on what'd you get on your taxes you know
00:44:05.200and as soon as she tries to start sort of like weaseling out of this entire situation and saying
00:44:12.260well you know how much we actually saved on our taxes is nobody's business the fox news anchor
00:44:17.520interrupts her and tells her to not listen to the haters and that she's a quote lovely christian
00:44:24.100woman you know when i say that you know the eleven thousand dollars that is the amount of tips that i
00:44:33.240made and so that's just got it and Sharon because because of Donald Trump you get to keep all of
00:44:41.040that 11,000 you get to spend that to help your husband get better who has cancer or you get to
00:44:45.980use that for your 10 grandchildren or however you want and it's nobody's business and don't don't
00:44:51.040feel bad because you're there's some haters out there that will always hate anybody who is standing
00:44:56.200next to the president you're a lovely Christian woman you said your prayers you love everybody
00:45:01.460on all sides of the aisle, all walks of life.
00:45:26.800when you're being used as a mascot for predatory tax policy,
00:45:31.460And as an advertisement for the Trump administration and DoorDash, and the whole thing is predicated on you saving a very specific amount on your taxes.
00:45:42.440Well, no shade, but like maybe it's kind of all of our business now because like you made it such.
00:48:26.160And so it's been really, it's been kind of a hard, difficult thing for me because that's not how I was raised. And so it's, yeah, some of it's been hard to see and hard to read about.
00:48:44.120You know, Trump in real time was trying to use her for more than just no tax on tips propaganda. And even that you could tell she was not primed on and not comfortable with. And this brings me to the very widespread allegations that Sharon Simmons is a paid plant of MAGA.
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00:50:42.760get back to the show. So one popular theory about Sharon that quickly circulated was that she's a1.00
00:50:51.560paid plant for the Trump regime. Anonymous, the hacktivist organization posted to their many
00:50:57.280millions of Twitter followers. She's not even a DoorDash driver. She's a paid actor for Trump's
00:51:02.420propaganda machine. And then they had a picture of Sharon Simmons at another thing. Exactly. And
00:51:09.960this got one hundred and fifty five thousand likes. And this was one of many, many. I mean,
00:51:14.000did you guys see the paid plan allegations? Oh, yeah. This is like the main thing I saw
00:51:18.840after the initial news broke. Right. If you were on like lefty Internet, everyone was quickly
00:51:24.060pointing out that, oh, well, this woman was here at this time and here at this time,
00:51:27.840and she's been involved in other MAGA things, and they're flying her around the country. So
00:51:31.380let's talk about that. The most frequently cited evidence for this claim is that Sharon Simmons0.99
00:51:36.900also appears in footage of a 2025 hearing in Nevada, where Sharon testified as a proponent0.95
00:51:44.000of the Big Beautiful Bill with a focus on how, as a DoorDash driver, the no tax on tips policy
00:51:49.960would help her family. This footage was tweeted at the time by Representative David Kustoff,
00:51:56.320a U.S. Republican representative from Tennessee, and Trump ally who was using Sharon's testimony
00:52:01.500to support the case for the Big Beautiful Bill to pass, which they were all voting on it at the
00:52:06.260time. Side-by-side photos of Sharon in Nevada last year and Sharon at the White House this year,
00:52:12.180while keeping in mind she currently lives in Arkansas, have circulated widely as evidence
00:52:17.460that she is being flown around by the Republican Party
00:54:13.220There's no evidence that Sharon Simmons is a secretly wealthy woman or that her backstory is fabricated or that she doesn't do DoorDash or that her husband doesn't have cancer.0.72
00:54:24.580What's more likely, I think, is that she's for years been an exploited worker at DoorDash and through this stunt, they found a new way to exploit her all over again.
00:54:35.640And yeah, like she's carrying water for some really horrible people and has to take responsibility for that.
00:54:43.540But she was chosen to do that by those powerful people because she's shown herself to be vulnerable and needy in the first place.0.95
00:54:51.360Sharon probably received more money from this than she saved from no tax on tips.
00:54:56.380And even still, I doubt, I doubt she's been relieved of the financial burdens of cancer treatment.
00:55:03.440And this is why I said, like, I think the real story is sadder because she's not really a paid actor, at least not to the conspiratorial extent that people think. Ultimately, she's a poor woman living in Arkansas before and after this, whose vulnerability made her an asset to the corporation and to the government that will benefit far more from this than she will.
00:55:27.000Yeah. So I think people are confusing being a prop, being a plant, being a paid actor with not being a real person or a person who represents the majority of Americans socioeconomic reality.
00:55:46.040And so it is sad because it doesn't matter if Sharon is real or not, which I believe she is.
01:00:13.220Like, all the smoke, all the smoke that you have for this woman, while a fraction of it might be deserved, just, like, put it on DoorDash and put it on the White House, you know?0.99
01:00:23.580That, I think that's such a good point, because it goes back to what we were saying with, like, anti-tipping discourse, which is at the end of the day, so much of this sentiment just reinforces, like, stigmas against working class people.
01:00:35.360and like at the end of the day working class people tend to be like the punching bags over
01:00:40.620and over and over again and the labor that they do gets devalued even though it's something that0.96
01:00:45.620many of us have come to rely on and expect as a convenience so it's like at the end of the day
01:00:50.680like door dash workers and anyone in these gig economies deserves to make a living wage they
01:00:57.200don't need like some weird byzantine tax cut program that's not really going to benefit them
01:01:03.700very much in the end. What they deserve is to make a living wage and to not have to work into your
01:01:09.440grandma years so that your husband can afford cancer surgery. These are the systemic issues
01:01:15.880that are wrong and no tax on tips is not going to solve them. I love having you on my podcast
01:01:21.160because you use words like Byzantine. And if people think these jobs are so easy,0.99
01:01:31.080it's like, believe me, after a few shifts, you would not want to be doing this anymore.
01:01:35.820Like you are, if you haven't done it, you're up on your feet all day, you're sweating,
01:01:39.820you don't get time off. You have to interface with nasty people, delivery people face like
01:01:44.960high rates of verbal harassment, sexual harassment. Like these are jobs that do deserve dignity. And
01:01:52.120like, again, like just, they deserve to be paid fairly and DoorDash can afford to do that.0.80
01:01:56.620But instead of paying their workers fairly, they're paying for these really expensive PR stunts to try to shove that responsibility onto someone else.0.66
01:02:04.520Yes. And what Democrats, since that's the opposition party in this country, what they need to stress here is that corporations are paying poverty wages and these policymakers, which the problem is it includes a lot of the Democrats, are offering Band-Aid solutions.
01:02:21.520So this is something that the Democrats aren't doing, but to appeal to these voters, they have to explain that this is what's happening and then show how they are fighting against that.
01:02:34.920Yep. Tax the rich. Tax the rich, raise the corporate tax rate, like Zoran Mamdani is attempting to do here in New York City. I will end on the note of, you know, no tax on tips is most certainly not going to save us. It's not going to save workers. It has not saved Sharon Simmons. And even she seems halfway willing to admit that.
01:03:01.120But while we are still living in this fucked up tipping culture, please tip.0.88
01:03:07.680I know it's annoying and ultimately everyone listening to this can make those decisions for themselves.0.75
01:03:13.220But my rule of thumb is just like, look, if you can pay $7 for an iced latte, you can tip 50 cents.
01:03:19.700If you can pay $29 for, you know, a fucking $15 thing that you ordered out because DoorDash added on 1,600 different fees, which is a whole other thing.0.98
01:03:30.460fuck all of these companies but the bottom line is if you can pay all that money just0.99
01:03:34.460tip your delivery person yeah and don't be mad at the workers be mad at these corporations1.00
01:03:40.920and if you made three billion dollars last year you should be tipping your
01:03:45.080delivery person at least ten thousand dollars
01:03:49.160uh cat and caroline thank you so much for joining me on this surprise episode that we were gonna
01:03:59.180have a blank space this week i was gonna be napping but i'm so happy we made this and i'm so
01:04:05.200happy that i got to show off a little bit of my tax chops there you go this is for your dad
01:04:12.920i felt kind of sexy talking about numbers like that
01:04:16.120a bit for me listeners are like oh god is this going to be the direction of the podcast now