00:02:41.640So I'm going to send you a bit from Think and Grow Rich.
00:02:44.700The ether is a great cosmic mass of eternal forces of vibration. It is made up of both destructive vibrations and constructive vibrations. It carries, at all times, vibrations of fear, poverty, disease, failure, misery, and vibrations of prosperity, health, success, and happiness, just as surely as it carries the sound of hundreds of orchestrations of music and hundreds of human voices,
00:03:09.760all of which maintain their own individuality and means of identification through the medium of radio.
00:03:18.440The sentence actually started out pretty good, like simple concept.
00:05:04.440And, you know, he sort of seems to believe that everything that happens to a person happens because of which frequencies they are aligned with.
00:08:14.440Well, this is the actual reason that the depression happened, is you could just pop into any industry and be like, I'll take a swing at this, put me in charge of these men.
00:08:22.840I want you to remember some of the details.
00:08:25.480Business college, mine employing 350 men, brief period in law school, partner in a lumber company.
00:08:35.760This is not foreshadowing. The fact that you're emphasizing this, this will not come back. You just want to make sure that I'm understanding what we're talking about right now.
00:08:41.980So Hill goes back into journalism. And in 1928, he publishes a book called Law of Success, which was ostensibly the result of his research into success, which Carnegie told him to do. Right. His whole story is Andrew Carnegie told me in 1908 to study why successful men are successful.
00:09:03.920the intro says the proceeds in addition to his lecturing fees enabled hill to acquire a large
00:09:09.720estate in the catskill mountains hill had in mind to create the first success university on the site
00:09:15.400but also have it as a family home his earnest pursuit of riches and recognition had meant time
00:09:20.820away from his wife florence and their three sons who had remained in virginia waiting on infrequent
00:09:25.860visits and erratic checks as the family enjoyed their new surrounds it seemed to vindicate all
00:09:31.060the years of uncertainty. Peter, we need to make like a bingo board for these episodes because we
00:09:37.980already have like a seminar grifter. We have some like dubious biographical details. I feel like
00:09:43.560all of this stuff is like classic Ibaka material. He then writes what will eventually become Think
00:09:48.680and Grow Rich, which from what I can gather, I didn't read Laws of Success, but I browsed it.
00:09:54.260It's mostly a repackaging of the first book. Right. His publisher apparently wanted to call
00:09:59.200this book, Use Your Noodle to Win More Boodle. Dude, that's so much better. Think and Grow Rich
00:10:07.680is a quick bestseller that makes Hill actually rich. This is what the intro says about that.
00:10:13.800Of course, there's quite an irony to the fact that Hill had not been rich when he wrote Think
00:10:17.820and Grow Rich, far from it, which may on the surface undermine his apparent authority to
00:10:22.160write such advice. Yet Hill might have answered that this was exactly the point. Here was a
00:10:26.960success philosophy that worked as long as it was faithfully practiced and which inevitably
00:10:31.320would pay off handsomely oh and so it's like he was a grifter yeah but the fact that he sort of
00:10:38.140like grifted his way into success confirms that the theory is true this is like giving him way
00:10:43.560too much credit he basically wrote a scam book when he wasn't rich it's very funny to spot this
00:10:48.440glaring contradiction in the grift which we've talked about so many times right that like a lot
00:10:53.720of these people selling you their get rich schemes were never rich until they sold it to you right
00:10:58.800you are the get rich quick scheme and then this dude just glides past it he's like well maybe
00:11:02.900well you know that's just the way the crazy this crazy world works it's like this is literally a
00:11:08.420broke guy writing an instruction manual on getting rich because it made him rich eventually does not
00:11:13.480mean it's any less of a sham so now let's talk about the book itself and uh hill's intro to the
00:11:19.540book. He pitches it as him telling you a money making secret that he learned. And here is him
00:11:28.540giving you the story of Andrew Carnegie's wisdom. Oh, my God. He literally says the secret. He
00:11:34.080literally says the secret, dude. He says the secret was brought to my attention by Andrew
00:11:37.740Carnegie more than a quarter of a century ago. The canny, lovable old Scotsman carelessly tossed
00:11:43.120it into my mind when I was but a boy. Then he sat back in his chair with a merry twinkle in his eyes
00:11:48.200and watched carefully to see if I had brains enough to understand the full significance
00:11:52.360of what he had said to me. When he saw that I had grasped the idea, he asked if I would be willing
00:11:57.140to spend 20 years or more preparing myself to take it to the world, to men and women who,
00:12:02.600without the secret, might go through life as failures. I said I would. And with Mr. Carnegie's
00:12:07.940cooperation, I have kept my promise. The secret to which I refer has been mentioned no fewer than
00:12:13.340a hundred times throughout this book. It has not been directly named for it seems to work more
00:12:18.320successfully when it is merely uncovered and left in sight where those who are ready and searching
00:12:23.700for it may pick it up. That is why Mr. Carnegie tossed it to me so quietly without giving me
00:12:29.380its specific name. God, he's wordy. Especially in the beginning of the book, he presents the
00:12:34.860secret to making money as if it's something hidden in the book. Yeah. He's like, I'm not
00:12:38.660going to name it. Yeah. Right. He's like, I'm not going to tell you, but if you read closely,
00:14:02.140Not only does it say that Hill advised Woodrow Wilson, it says he advised FDR.
00:14:07.100It says, in 1933, the Roosevelt administration reached out to Napoleon Hill and Hill advised him on everything from labor policy to his fireside chats.
00:14:18.080So Napoleon Hill ended the Great Depression is what we're getting at.
00:14:57.960He claims to have collaborated with Alexander Graham Bell.
00:15:01.020He claims he was present in the room when Woodrow Wilson received the message of the
00:15:05.860german surrender in world war one and then he advised wilson on his reply you can tell he got
00:15:11.620like a little taste of lying and then just started doing it like way too much well here's the thing
00:15:17.480in this point in history before like 1980 lying was just goaded like yeah you could be like yeah
00:15:26.160i advised fdr and people were like well it doesn't sound right but i don't there's literally no way
00:15:30.340to disprove it being a high society grifter was like easier because there's fewer i feel like
00:15:34.780People would not have had their, like, antenna up for that in the same way that we do now.0.58
00:15:37.760So at this point, I'm like, OK, I'm Googling Napoleon Hill fraud and shit like that, right?
00:15:44.520And up pops this Gizmodo piece from 2016 by Matt Novak titled The Untold Story of Napoleon Hill, The Greatest Self-Help Scammer of All Time.0.93
00:16:57.300Because I can't read his success tips to you in good faith without first telling you
00:17:02.000about how he operated in the real world maybe that was his success tip he should have written
00:17:06.560the book about how to scam your way into high society that's the thing is if he if you look
00:17:11.460at this if he was just like here's how you run a scam yeah it would have been great whereas
00:17:15.240making you the victim of the scam is what he actually did yeah it's a shame because there
00:17:18.920was an opportunity here um so most of what i'm going to tell you is from the gizmodo piece
00:17:22.660although uh god help me i did in fact read much of his official biography okay cool cool cool
00:17:28.180So this guy is born Oliver Napoleon Hill in Virginia to a relatively poor family.
00:17:35.960And he picks up writing when he's a teenager and starts working for a small newsletter that would occasionally get picked up by local papers.
00:17:43.240His biographers, who are very sympathetic to him, said that he recalled making up stories when there wasn't anything good to report.
00:17:49.760Right. So bullshitting from an early age here.
00:17:54.540I'm going to send you a bit from Novak.0.66
00:21:36.600His business partners here all break the partnerships with him in pretty short order,
00:21:41.860making various allegations of misconduct, including that he stole a car.
00:21:45.520The company goes into bankruptcy. He pivots the business model to teaching people sales rather than automobile assembly. Once again, the students were doing actual labor for him by selling cars. Right. And they received three dollars for each person they signed up to be students. Oh, it was an MLM. Very early multi-level marketing, which, by the way, doesn't even really exist for another like 20 years in its modern form. Yeah.
00:22:12.980During all of this, he has remarried to a woman named Florence and had a couple of kids, including one who was born deaf and I believe without physical ears, who he refuses to allow to learn sign language because he wants him to be able to communicate like everyone else.
00:26:36.340were as brazen as they were despicable.
00:26:38.460He'd hop from town to town, often targeting churches,
00:26:41.340promising that every penny he collected
00:26:42.860was going to help men in prison start a new life.
00:26:45.640But every penny was making its way to Hill
00:26:47.380and his associates' pockets by one way or another.
00:26:50.020People found out that he's scamming them again because the various places that he claimed he was sending the money never actually received it.
00:26:58.400Napoleon Hill walked so Sean King could run.
00:27:01.660Sean King wishes he had moves like this, dude.
00:27:04.560He's on the run again, and he ends up moving around the Midwest.
00:27:09.680He's lecturing in the region, including at least once to a meeting of the Klan.
00:27:14.240At one point, he goes into hiding for a couple of years, though it's not entirely clear why.
00:27:18.540He pops up again in 1928 or so in Philadelphia, trying to pitch his new book, which would become
00:27:26.440the law of success. Here is Novak again. Hill was completely broke in Philadelphia and had to
00:27:33.000appear to his potential publisher as a man of success and grace. So he borrowed money from
00:27:37.320his brother-in-law, rented an enormous suite in a swanky Philadelphia hotel, and played the role
00:27:41.940of the successful businessman for Pelton. Hill's biographers tell of Napoleon flashing a large
00:27:46.720wad of money around the hotel lobby lavishly tipping every bellboy and clerk he saw in
00:27:51.520anticipation of Pelton's arrival. So this obviously works. He publishes his book and it's a bit of a
00:27:56.720hit by his standards. He's making legitimate money for the first time in a while. He's buying fancy
00:28:02.480cars and houses. He buys a big estate in the Catskills, as the intro told us. And as the intro
00:28:07.620told us, he's going to turn it into a success academy. But then, of course, the stock market
00:28:12.340crashes, the depression hits, and it wipes him out. Also, there's something so perfect and telling
00:28:17.420about this trajectory. This guy who just like has no morals whatsoever, right? Just complete
00:28:22.060inveterate scammer. At first, he's doing actual stuff, right? He's like selling lumber. He's
00:28:27.340trying to build cars. But then eventually he finds out that just lecturing, like lying to people
00:28:32.200without the actual stuff is much more profitable. So he goes into self-help. I feel like that says
00:28:37.140something about the self-help like genre is that like this is a guy that just wants to scam you
00:28:43.100and eventually he figures out this is the easiest way the more abstract you get yeah the easier the
00:28:48.860fraud becomes because when yeah when you are like stiffing your creditors that's going to come back
00:28:54.640to bite you there's like this clear disconnect but when you're just like yeah i'm going to teach
00:28:58.480you how to succeed that won't come to come back to bite you in the same way because there's always
00:29:02.880like some plausible deniability. Like it's your fault. Right, right. Novak says at this point in
00:29:08.680the piece, if it hasn't become clear already, Napoleon has more or less abandoned his wife
00:29:13.160Florence and their three sons by the late 1920s. I was going to ask about this. Yeah, he probably
00:29:17.360left them wherever he was. They were all living with Florence's mother, only seeing Napoleon when
00:29:21.900he'd peek his head in for short bursts, usually to get money. Nice. By 1935, she files for divorce.
00:29:29.080he remarries this time a 29 year old he is 53 he moves in with the only son who will still talk to
00:29:37.580him blair nice uh loans a few hundred bucks from him and starts writing think and grow rich and
00:29:43.880here we are we have arrived at the book you have just heard his life story to this point and now
00:29:48.860it is time to learn about his principles of success it's also funny because the actual secret
00:29:53.880is just like lying and shamelessness like he kind of does have a secret to success
00:29:58.500Dude, but what if that's what he means when he says it's like hidden in the book?1.00
00:37:50.740I actually think these portions of the book are really interesting because Hill himself has never had a business idea besides like, you know, start a business to sell my success principles, get an investor defraud.
00:38:04.880So it's interesting to hear him give advice about like what industries to go into, how to succeed in all these other ways that we know he's never succeeded in.
00:38:13.560In one chapter, he named several fields that he believes will require new leadership.
00:38:18.320But he basically names like every field you can imagine.
00:38:22.240He says politics, business, industry, religion, law, education, medicine, and journalism will all require new leaders who are more empathetic to the public.
00:43:17.880But I think it's important to the book because coming out of the Depression, a lot of Americans had lost some faith in the capitalist project for obvious reasons, right?
00:43:28.620There's contemporary polling from like Pew and Gallup showing large amounts of support for government interventions into the markets.
00:49:05.200Like you don't need eight examples of what this can do because it is like a really simple
00:49:09.080concept so basically you take your boner energy and you put your boner energy into like painting
00:49:14.020watercolors yeah although i actually still don't understand how yeah it's unclear to me if what he
00:49:20.020means is like don't jerk off instead write something right or if what he means is something
00:49:27.880else it's not entirely clear he never says like don't have sex right right in fact kind of the0.99
00:49:34.320opposite so let me send you this you need a boner of the mind you get a mind boner it's very similar0.63
00:49:40.300to an idea scoop he says scientific research has disclosed these significant facts one the men of0.91
00:49:46.380greatest achievement are men with highly developed sex natures men who have learned the art of sex
00:49:51.720transmutation this is like the grit thing he's like making this thing up yeah two the men who
00:49:56.900have accumulated great fortunes and achieved outstanding recognition in literature art
00:50:01.080industry, architecture, and the professions were motivated by the influence of a woman,
00:50:05.900the research from which these astounding discoveries were made went back through the
00:50:09.740pages of biography and history for more than 2,000 years. Wherever there was evidence available in
00:50:14.900connection with the lives of men and women of great achievement, it indicated most convincingly
00:50:19.540that they possessed highly developed sex natures. What is he talking about?
00:50:24.080I genuinely don't know. I will say this. When I was trying to figure out what the fuck he was
00:50:28.980talking about i was just like googling around and a lot of like the nofap communities are like0.93
00:50:34.500by the way napoleon hill says that oh really so they some people think that it's like don't
00:50:39.480masturbate and you will sort of like accrue power i mean whatever i don't think that's what he means
00:50:45.100actually because he says that he says the successful men had a highly developed sex nature
00:50:49.100implying they were having a lot of sex it seems like they he's talking about people who are just0.99
00:50:53.400fucking a lot. But then he also says like, I'm not talking about just libertines. I'm not talking0.99
00:50:59.280about being a libertine. So it's sort of, he's like, you have to control it, but he never actually
00:51:03.480articulates what that means. What if the actual secret is if the clitoris is at the one o'clock?0.55
00:51:08.580Genghis Khan knew the secret. Mahatma Gandhi knew the secret. He says the reality of a sixth sense
00:51:14.000has been fairly well established. This sixth sense is creative imagination. The faculty of
00:51:20.440creative imagination is one which the majority of people never use during an entire lifetime
00:51:25.260and if used at all it usually happens by mere accident that's not what a sense is i'm still
00:51:31.780explaining this i'm like ready i'm like poised to fucking respond to this he says that the only
00:51:40.400people who can use their creative imagination are geniuses and that only geniuses have made0.96
00:51:45.740the discovery of sex transmutation uh the creative imagination is triggered when the mind is
00:51:52.600vibrating at an exceedingly high rate so what i think he's saying is that like being horny gets
00:52:00.700your brain vibrating high and then you utilize that high vibration to think of good ideas bring0.99
00:52:08.020on chat gbt the ai robots are so much better than this shit what is he talking about what is he0.98
00:52:12.940He says that this is more powerful than standard reasoning because reasoning is based on your own knowledge and experience, which is flawed.0.98
00:52:20.340Whereas this is connecting you to the vibrations of the universe, which are infinite.
00:52:24.720The blood that was going to go to my boner should go to my brain.
00:52:27.720And that's the energy that I should use.0.95
00:52:29.580He's just got a boner so severe that his brain is draining of blood.