In Bed With The Right - November 25, 2025


Episode 108 -- Live from San Francisco, It's Moral Panic Bingo Night!

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00:00:00.000 Hello, I'm Adrian Da, and this is In Bed with the Right.
00:00:13.580 I want to briefly contextualize what you're about to hear.
00:00:16.080 This is the audio from our very first real live show that we did on November 20th, 2025
00:00:21.160 at Swedish American Hall in San Francisco, which was absolutely amazing.
00:00:26.980 We had a conversation about moral panics with Sarah Marshall and with Matt Bernstein and with 250 of our closest friends and fans.
00:00:35.820 It was great.
00:00:36.380 We're going to be talking about moral panics.
00:00:38.120 So there are some trigger warnings coming up because, you know, while a lot of these things can be quite silly, many of them deal in kind of a weird funhouse mirror way with very serious concerns about sexual assault, childhood abuse, et cetera, et cetera.
00:00:52.640 Just two quick more housekeeping items.
00:00:55.060 One is this show had a very extensive slideshow, which we're sharing on our Patreon.
00:01:02.520 We're not going to share it totally publicly, and we apologize for that, just that we didn't
00:01:06.160 clear any of the images.
00:01:07.540 But if you're on the Patreon, it should be linked in the show notes below.
00:01:11.940 Finally, we'll obviously also link some of our sources in the show notes, so please check
00:01:16.420 that out if you have any questions about what we said, right?
00:01:18.840 We were recording live, so there are definitely details that we may have missed.
00:01:23.400 It's not quite the level of fact-checking that you're used to from us,
00:01:26.100 but in the show notes, you should be able to find our sources
00:01:29.300 and follow up on anything that either didn't sit right
00:01:32.100 or you felt what we wanted to learn more about.
00:01:35.000 Thank you so much.
00:01:50.180 Hello.
00:01:53.040 Hi, I'm Adrienne Dobb.
00:01:57.960 And I'm Moira Donegan.
00:02:01.380 Whether we like it or not, we're in bed with the right.
00:02:05.120 We made it through, yeah.
00:02:07.300 Hi, everyone. This is incredible.
00:02:09.580 This is our, yeah, 108th episode spectacular.
00:02:13.360 Feels really good.
00:02:14.480 We were going to aim for a 100, but it snuck up on us.
00:02:18.080 And we're just super excited to be here and to get to talk Moral Panics with you folks.
00:02:26.560 So before we get started, I wanted to introduce two amazing guests that we have with us here tonight.
00:02:34.720 The lovely and talented Matt Bernstein of A Bit Fruity.
00:02:42.460 And the incomparable and indomitable Sarah Marshall of Your Roundup.
00:02:48.080 Yeah, so in terms of how this evening is going to work, Moral Panics was kind of a joint idea for the whole panel.
00:02:59.080 The bingo night was Sarah Marshall's idea, and initially it was just a joke.
00:03:03.600 And then we were told that, like, no, we should really have a bingo night.
00:03:07.360 So the way this works is you all have your bingo cards.
00:03:11.720 And as we converse up here, some of these terms may or may not come up.
00:03:18.080 and, yeah, like, you can actually win bingo.
00:03:22.980 We're a little terrified that, like,
00:03:24.740 people will, like, shout it at the wrong time,
00:03:27.460 but, you know, these are all growing experiences,
00:03:31.320 so that's exciting. 0.95
00:03:32.220 Well, if you shout bingo, you just have to come up here
00:03:34.300 and tell everybody about a moral panic.
00:03:36.200 That's right. That's a good idea.
00:03:38.040 But for your labor, you get something really cool,
00:03:40.860 namely our first prize is going to be a free year of our Patreon.
00:03:44.900 Woo!
00:03:45.740 2026 is going to be a,
00:03:47.480 I think we're going to have a lot of content.
00:03:49.280 It's sort of my guess.
00:03:51.120 Unless the next month goes very differently
00:03:53.860 from what we're anticipating.
00:03:55.580 And the second and third prizes are?
00:03:58.720 Sweatshirts.
00:03:59.460 Sweatshirts.
00:04:01.140 Which we don't have because we don't know your sizes.
00:04:04.940 But we're going to order them and you're going to get them.
00:04:07.580 Yeah, I hope you're all local.
00:04:09.140 And if you're like, oh, we'll send it to wherever you are.
00:04:11.320 But if it turns out you're in Antarctica,
00:04:12.920 it's going to be kind of a bummer to find out.
00:04:14.980 It might take a little longer.
00:04:16.380 Yeah.
00:04:16.540 Fun story.
00:04:17.200 We actually tried to get special merch printed for this event, but the printer wouldn't print it.
00:04:25.340 It was good merch, too.
00:04:26.700 We made a T-shirt that said Team Pervert.
00:04:31.300 And they were like, we can't print this.
00:04:33.540 And we're like, we got Masterpiece Cake Shopped.
00:04:36.840 Yeah, no, we are being silenced, actually.
00:04:39.640 I was like, Brett Kavanaugh?
00:04:41.580 Hello?
00:04:42.620 They thought you were coming out in favor of the Epstein files people.
00:04:48.200 In hindsight, when they emailed me, I was like, it's possible we got off easy.
00:04:51.980 Because I was like, depending, like if people like don't want to walk around with our merch,
00:04:55.920 because they're like, this whole Epstein thing, I don't really feel good with this.
00:04:59.340 We're like, do we do Team Preacher?
00:05:01.120 We're like, no, we're just going to, we're just not going to do this.
00:05:04.740 But all that said, you are playing bingo.
00:05:08.360 You are in competition with one another.
00:05:10.800 and we do want to hear
00:05:12.760 when you get that solid line
00:05:14.920 we can do up or down, across or diagonal
00:05:17.320 something that we actually had to figure out
00:05:21.600 yeah, literally this was a text exchange
00:05:23.920 we're like, point of order, how does bingo work?
00:05:28.620 but Moira figured it out
00:05:29.960 these are all your creation, that's great
00:05:32.560 oh and please take your bingo marker home with you
00:05:36.260 at the end of the evening
00:05:37.180 because my wife bought 240 of them
00:05:39.900 uh so those are yours now um but let's get into it tonight we're talking about moral panics
00:05:49.660 and one way i thought we could start is just by asking you folks like what do you think a moral
00:05:55.040 panic is what's your like working definition um i mean my working definition is that it's a
00:06:01.980 smokescreen created by guilty people to redirect attention elsewhere and you know and since we
00:06:08.720 We have truly, I'm sure we've had sex criminal presidents before, you know, to an extent.
00:06:15.040 But now we have our biggest one ever. 0.67
00:06:16.900 And now it's become satanic to notice that.
00:06:20.860 And I think that's really fun.
00:06:22.780 What about you, Matt?
00:06:25.680 I think for people who buy into moral panics, a lot like conspiracy theories, it's just, and a lot like religion.
00:06:33.480 uh it's it's a way to help you make sense of a world that doesn't make sense or is out of our
00:06:40.880 control and sometimes like i don't know you think you really understand the world better by drinking
00:06:47.880 raw milk well i mean you get to die from a preventable illness and then not have to worry
00:06:55.500 about any of this anymore so that's kind of nice yeah fun for for cute for me a moral panic is all
00:07:02.600 about sort of yeah misdirected attention the idea that something happens much less frequently than
00:07:10.440 media coverage would suggest that is to say there are some moral panics sarah studies one of them
00:07:16.600 very intently where really nothing happened of the kind that was described but i think the classic
00:07:21.540 moral panic takes a couple of of cases where people would say like well yeah the thing that
00:07:26.180 people are describing happened here but it didn't happen nearly as as frequently as the coverage
00:07:32.120 would suggest nor did it increase uh in frequency over a certain period of time nor is it coming to
00:07:38.460 a subdivision near you nor are the young doing it nor are you know college students preferentially
00:07:44.460 doing it like it's it's that kind of thing where like we take something that that is fairly marginal
00:07:49.480 in people's everyday experiences and we just freak the fuck out about it and i think one reason we've
00:07:56.340 all been thinking so much about moral panics now in 2025 is not exactly that these are like
00:08:01.040 happening more often it's that they're becoming a little more powerful like now we live in an era
00:08:08.680 where moral panics they're not really grounded in reality can influence all kinds of stuff
00:08:14.880 like actual policy regarding who gets to play school sports who gets like university funding
00:08:23.840 Who gets to be an M&M?
00:08:25.580 Yes.
00:08:26.140 That's right.
00:08:27.140 Every girl's dream.
00:08:28.860 And so like now these things that are kind of like often interesting little like historical tidbits or funny stories or like fringe obsessions.
00:08:39.780 Now they're becoming like really important in a way that seems different from anything that happened like in my living memory.
00:08:46.460 Yeah, they always tend to become public policy in some way, right?
00:08:50.980 Someone's going to go to jail.
00:08:52.460 Someone's going to get drummed out of their job, but not that many people.
00:08:56.380 Usually the damage is contained, but I think we have kind of gotten to a place in our society
00:09:01.160 where it seems like governing decisions by the federal government are largely made
00:09:05.120 on the basis of like yesterday's moral panic.
00:09:08.340 And they're like, oh, wow, you still remember who Leah Thomas is.
00:09:11.500 And now like this is, yeah.
00:09:13.060 That makes me think of also what feels to me like kind of a key element where it's,
00:09:17.180 especially if you're like, you know, a federal agency who's decided to become governed
00:09:21.760 by moral panic, that it allows you to tell a story where no matter how powerful you actually
00:09:27.720 are, you're able to imagine yourself only as a potential victim, and therefore to take
00:09:32.980 everyone else's civil rights away out of an abundance of caution, allegedly.
00:09:37.820 So maybe we should briefly look at a little bit of a definition for this.
00:09:42.040 And I'm sorry, I'm a professor, so there's going to be some block quotes.
00:09:45.100 This is taken from this amazingly covered book, Folk Devils and World Panics.
00:09:49.600 This is Stanley Cohen, 1972, I believe.
00:09:53.000 And he starts off with this long definition that I'm not going to read out for everyone,
00:09:57.340 but people can sort of...
00:09:58.440 Oh, wait, no, this is an audio medium as well, so I should read that.
00:10:02.360 I just caught myself.
00:10:05.140 So a condition, episode, person or group of persons emerges to become defined as a threat
00:10:10.220 to societal values and interests.
00:10:12.420 Its nature is presented in a stylized and stereotypical fashion by the mass media.
00:10:17.980 the moral barricades are manned by editors, bishops, politicians, and other right-thinking
00:10:22.560 people. To me, what's great about this definition is that he kind of makes clear this can look a
00:10:28.540 little bit like a conspiracy theory. This can look kind of daffy, but I think a good moral panic
00:10:34.220 involves people who ought to know better. There's going to be, right, at some point, people in suits
00:10:38.420 and ties are sitting together, you know, in a TV studio talking about this problem, and then five
00:10:44.180 years later like walk away whistling as everyone's like well that was ridiculous right i always think
00:10:48.760 of it like selling the iraq war on supposed weapons of mass destruction is not a it's not
00:10:53.980 a moral panic that's just government lying to you right but q anon is not a moral panic either
00:10:59.660 because like it's too daffy it's like it emerges silliness and people that we hold in esteem right
00:11:06.280 like the cops that well not us necessarily here but uh people tend to hold in high esteem right
00:11:12.720 the cops uh professors uh members of parliament in in the uk etc etc and and the the one i always
00:11:20.460 think of there sarah and i did an episode on the dnd panic a couple of years ago and the the example
00:11:26.480 that always comes to mind is like 60 minutes interviewing people about the dangers of dungeons
00:11:32.740 and dragons who very evidently believe that satan is real and talk to their kids and you're like
00:11:39.340 CBS aired this at like seven o'clock that is remarkable this kind of mix of like daffiness
00:11:46.400 or silliness and and seriousness and you know and and and prestige to me really kind of encapsulates
00:11:54.400 that and I think Cohen is really really good on that so maybe like we should look at some of the
00:12:03.460 like general themes that tend to show up in moral panics right so there's a couple of like
00:12:09.280 running themes one is that like moral panics tend to really simplify a really complex social problem
00:12:18.800 and to cast them in ways that as you're saying adrian sort of make them seem unserious right
00:12:23.380 so like actually i thought something was really interesting was that cohen was kind of ambivalent
00:12:28.580 about the term panic he's like well you know moral panics don't always express people's actual
00:12:37.820 fears right it's not always something that people are talking about in a way where they feel
00:12:42.280 genuinely threatened there's more of like a a titillation or entertainment purpose because
00:12:47.460 the facts are so distorted there's also frequently a moment of nostalgia right so like we're going to
00:12:53.800 be talking about jonathan hate a little bit i think who talks a lot about like okay we've
00:12:57.660 we've like ruined childhood childhood used to be better and we need to bring back the way
00:13:03.460 childhood functioned when you and I were children right and then of course there's like basically
00:13:08.400 always a sense of disproportionality where pretty minor things get blown like way out of proportion
00:13:14.160 and I don't know I think today we're going to go through some
00:13:17.580 moral panics some of which are like really old this is actually like a much older phenomenon
00:13:23.660 on than I think I realized before we like dug into it all but there's you know some of them are
00:13:28.500 weird some of them are little a bunch of them are forgotten and they're all very revealing at least
00:13:34.300 that's a hope yeah the other thing that we briefly might talk about is also like there's kind of a
00:13:39.780 description creep when with a lot of these uh it's like people meeting sort of over a particular
00:13:46.520 word and not all meaning the same thing by it but all warning about it and that's that's often how
00:13:52.620 the sort of game of telephone in these moral panics works, right? Like in the satanic panic,
00:13:58.640 you often get interviewers saying like, oh, people believe they're, you know, worshiping Satan. And
00:14:04.200 the person they're interviewing is like, oh no, they're actually worshiping the real person,
00:14:07.400 Satan, that I know to be real. And these two people, and the game only works if neither of
00:14:12.840 them's like, sorry, quick clarifying question. Do you think he's real? Right? And that's true
00:14:18.660 for a lot of things
00:14:19.260 the one I always think of
00:14:20.400 is the kind of
00:14:21.300 panic over
00:14:21.880 overwokeness
00:14:22.800 where it's like
00:14:23.600 it worked
00:14:24.400 because different people
00:14:25.660 meant fundamentally
00:14:26.580 different things
00:14:27.320 by it
00:14:27.780 and thought
00:14:28.360 that something
00:14:29.620 different had to be
00:14:30.340 done about it
00:14:30.980 and one of the
00:14:32.180 few funny moments
00:14:33.900 of the second
00:14:34.300 Trump administration
00:14:35.220 is having to watch
00:14:36.720 people be like
00:14:37.240 oh
00:14:38.240 that's
00:14:39.660 that's what you meant
00:14:40.600 by like
00:14:40.880 yeah yeah
00:14:41.320 they were
00:14:41.800 they were Nazis 0.94
00:14:42.540 all along 0.83
00:14:43.080 did you not catch that
00:14:44.020 like if
00:14:45.980 everyone was so sure
00:14:47.080 that Satan
00:14:47.540 could be conjured
00:14:48.420 through playing D&D.
00:14:49.580 Couldn't they have just played it on 60 Minutes
00:14:51.420 and seen if he showed up?
00:14:53.360 Do it now.
00:14:54.300 I guess an interview with Satan
00:14:55.640 and he actually just has some policy ideas
00:14:58.540 that are quite sensible.
00:15:01.200 This isn't, I mean, this is like kind of related
00:15:03.340 to people waking up about wokeness
00:15:06.500 and it's like meaninglessness within MAGA.
00:15:08.580 Not totally a moral panic note,
00:15:10.040 but I just want to say the other day on Twitter,
00:15:12.540 Laura Loomer, who is, who is, 1.00
00:15:16.360 who is a jewish woman and a fascist tweeted and i genuinely think she's stupid but she 1.00
00:15:22.440 she tweeted guys the gop has a nazi problem 1.00
00:15:28.940 yeah yeah she thought she was on the team give the girl a prize but wokeness also means jewish
00:15:38.980 Laura Loomer and now you're not having as much fun as
00:15:40.920 you thought you were.
00:15:44.600 So in order to sort of get at this
00:15:46.900 problem, we each nominated a
00:15:48.900 couple of things. We don't know how many of these we can
00:15:50.800 get through today. We were probably over-ambitious.
00:15:53.140 You guys, you have no idea
00:15:54.880 what this PowerPoint is. It goes
00:15:56.720 on and on and
00:15:58.780 on. We're going to be here
00:16:00.860 all night and there will be a test. Get comfortable.
00:16:04.880 Let's order some pizzas, open a keg
00:16:07.060 and just like, yeah, hunker down.
00:16:08.980 We're going to need food for all these hostages. 1.00
00:16:12.400 Well, one thing you know is that Moira loves buckets.
00:16:16.760 So we decided to do four buckets here.
00:16:19.600 Which are, yeah.
00:16:21.140 I created a moral panic taxonomy.
00:16:23.980 Yeah.
00:16:25.040 Because they tend to have specific subject matter.
00:16:29.840 Crime, media, sex stuff, and wellness.
00:16:36.840 But, like, should we dive in?
00:16:38.660 should we discuss our first moral panic of the evening because this one is i think from adrian
00:16:43.220 and sarah yeah this is one we both came up with and we're like let's share this i want this i want
00:16:47.860 this for both of us um so media panics obviously like it's easy to say they've been around since
00:16:54.900 like there have been media shifts but like recent media shifts really are we don't know about when
00:16:59.140 they switch to cuneiform whether like mesopotamians were like what the children are engraving or
00:17:04.980 something like that uh but i wouldn't be surprised to be honest there's a there's this article i found
00:17:10.160 that described it as the sisyphean cycle of technology panics i'm like yeah it really it's
00:17:15.180 like a sigh turned into an academic article again but so ours is moral panic number one is reading
00:17:23.260 so sarah what's what's so bad about about reading oh my god everything when you think about it you
00:17:30.360 know I mean your children having thoughts that you didn't necessarily intend for them to have
00:17:36.060 always dangerous any kind of you know the feeling of discomfort of realizing that you've created an
00:17:42.160 autonomous human being that doesn't feel good apparently and I mean there's there's so many
00:17:48.840 elements to it but my understanding and you can kind of fill in the blanks here is that essentially
00:17:55.540 kind of mass production of books became possible to an unprecedented degree in the 18th century,
00:18:00.780 we suddenly also had kind of cheap novels becoming very available to people. It was kind of like,
00:18:06.480 I don't know, I would say maybe comparable to the supermarket paperback as we know it today. 0.72
00:18:11.340 And of course, whenever women do something, there's always the idea that we're somehow 1.00
00:18:16.480 doing it incorrectly because we're dumb and evil. And so, of course, women were reading too many 1.00
00:18:22.200 novels we were reading about romance we were becoming sentimental it was terrible our minds
00:18:27.760 were already fragile and we're becoming warped by you know all of the hot hot ideas and that's just
00:18:35.220 science that's just science yeah i always love the idea of kind of the victorian penny dreadful
00:18:40.680 and especially the fear of like this idea of true crime is like a marker of class because the idea
00:18:47.300 is that if the working class is reading true crime then it's teaching them how to commit crime but
00:18:51.500 it's still considered very wholesome, you know, in the 19th century in Britain for people to
00:18:57.560 tour actual crime scenes where there's still blood on the ground. And it's kind of,
00:19:02.260 I think, proves that you're middle class enough to be beyond reproach when you can go like look at
00:19:06.640 gore in a house where someone has been murdered and feel like you're just edifying yourself and
00:19:12.720 you're not placing yourself at risk. And so, yeah, reading is terrible for you. And if you've
00:19:18.760 been struggling to read more and you see it as like this kind of positive healthy thing just see
00:19:24.780 it as like the most dangerous vice imaginable and that will probably help just like i have um to
00:19:30.860 encourage myself to hydrate i filled an old whiskey bottle with water and now when i drink it i feel
00:19:35.860 like i'm digging myself an early grave but so you have an example of this that i love yeah i mean so
00:19:42.860 The thing with reading is, like, there are two options, and they're both bad.
00:19:49.280 One option is you read by yourself, highly suspicious. 0.99
00:19:54.780 And also, what if a woman who's unattended in reading, you know, 0.66
00:19:59.500 realizes she has a body and a hand that can touch it?
00:20:02.480 I know.
00:20:03.980 I think Jean-Jacques Rousseau has that line, like, books to be read with one hand.
00:20:08.360 It's like, they were pretty explicit about this.
00:20:10.280 But the only thing that's worse than reading by yourself is reading as a group.
00:20:15.000 So this is a thing that young people get up to together.
00:20:18.400 There is this example of Werther, not the one you're thinking of, but a novel by Goethe from 1774, which famously became a youth phenomenon.
00:20:30.280 It was widely read among all age groups, but it was the reading of the young of this book that became this kind of flashpoint.
00:20:39.320 With a lot of panics about media change,
00:20:41.840 we tend to select for what young people do with it, right?
00:20:45.180 I think a good example of this
00:20:46.500 is the fake news discourse of the late,
00:20:49.340 sort of after 2016,
00:20:50.980 where it's like your great uncle 1.00
00:20:52.720 would fall for a bunch of fake shit on Facebook. 1.00
00:20:55.880 And then people are like, 1.00
00:20:56.580 are the young people falling for fake news, right?
00:20:59.500 It's like, it's always the young who use it wrong.
00:21:01.760 And like, you're probably fine.
00:21:03.020 It's like, no, this man believes things
00:21:05.340 that are certifiably not true.
00:21:06.600 One with the D&D panic too, 0.98
00:21:08.100 It was this, right, this idea that, you know, the kids, they're too dumb to understand the difference between fantasy and reality. 0.97
00:21:14.520 And it's like, it seems like the adults are the ones who don't get it.
00:21:17.340 Yeah, and I think that with this panic, this became very clear that, like, you know, people of all age groups and of all genders read this, but they fixated on young women, which did have to do with, and so a little bit of a trigger warning, there appear to have been suicides inspired by this book because it ends, spoiler alert for a book that came out in 1774.
00:21:38.100 the hero commits suicide at the end of the book.
00:21:43.100 There were attempts to ban the book at the time,
00:21:45.960 which is kind of interesting.
00:21:47.060 And they were already kind of moral panic myth busters
00:21:50.760 at the time there.
00:21:51.500 I came across this pamphlet by, I think,
00:21:54.820 a jurist somewhere in Germany who wrote,
00:21:58.120 like, I am not aware of a single case
00:21:59.720 of someone having killed themselves over this book.
00:22:02.140 I wouldn't be surprised if someone hanged themselves
00:22:04.020 after having to read all the horrible pamphlets 0.92
00:22:06.600 about this book.
00:22:08.100 Right. So he's already kind of taken the piss and saying, like, come on, like this book can't do that.
00:22:14.180 But to just be serious for a second, of course, the Werther effect, right, the idea that like people can be inspired to kill themselves by stories of suicide.
00:22:25.300 That is documented in the literature. And like there are people in the late 18th century like, well, we don't know about this novel, but like this is a real thing.
00:22:32.380 Suicide clusters exist. And this is something that people still kind of deal with. So it is a real question. One of the most uncanny things really about human volition that it seems to me. So they're grappling with a very serious question, but they're grappling it. And this is why I would say it is a moral panic in spite of everything. They grapple with it in kind of deeply unserious ways.
00:22:54.420 yeah well i feel like there's this idea in a lot of moral panics that everyone is kind of simpler
00:22:59.860 on the inside than me you know i is the person who sees the moral panic and kind of i'm seeing
00:23:05.860 things as they are and this kind of the it's very appealing to think like i have become enlightened
00:23:11.560 i get it now it all makes sense and really kind of it's you're the one who's kind of
00:23:18.180 thinking much more simply about things if you you kind of feel like you've unlocked this one
00:23:23.220 theory that makes everything make sense and so we just keep the scary book away from people
00:23:27.720 and everything will be fine yeah yeah so i think mora you had our second moral panic do you want
00:23:33.980 god is it mine already you went very local which i love i went for something that is sometimes
00:23:40.920 turned the baby roast or as it was parodied on the simpsons the california cheeseburger
00:23:51.020 so this is a moral panic that really originates with an urban myth and it's probably one a lot
00:23:59.780 of you guys have heard before so the story goes that a young couple are desperate to have a night
00:24:07.500 out away from their baby and they hire a new babysitter who shows up and is something of a
00:24:14.300 hippie and when they get back after partying they find that this hippie babysitter who is high on
00:24:24.480 acid has put a turkey in their baby's crib and their baby in the oven for dinner now here's my
00:24:34.980 question right just one without well yeah but without getting into anybody's drug histories
00:24:42.280 if you've you know used use psychedelics but acid specifically
00:24:48.940 have you ever felt inspired to make a turkey
00:24:52.360 like even sober people don't want to make a turkey
00:24:58.060 i find that in a lot of our crime moral panics which do tend to focus on drugs uh the description
00:25:09.240 of the drugs involved
00:25:10.680 feels very much like it was invented by somebody
00:25:13.180 who has not used those.
00:25:15.240 Yeah, like in Go Ask Alice
00:25:17.000 when she's done LSD 0.97
00:25:19.020 and heroin and every other drug, and then she's 0.74
00:25:21.140 like, and now it's time to try pot.
00:25:23.740 It's so good.
00:25:25.620 The Mount Everest of
00:25:27.280 drugs.
00:25:28.840 Wait, like, I've never heard of
00:25:31.220 this didn't happen, right?
00:25:32.940 No.
00:25:34.680 Just making sure we're all on the same page.
00:25:36.660 It did go kind of everywhere,
00:25:38.360 and it channeled a lot of anxieties you know about like the youth culture at the time this was a
00:25:43.380 story that a lot of people believed in the late 1960s and early 1970s when the rise of hippie
00:25:50.580 culture was scaring people when the rise of new drugs was scaring people and it played on a lot
00:25:55.600 of like older fears about like leaving your vulnerable child with strangers and what that
00:26:02.000 means about like the fragility of women's sanity about like the kids these days and
00:26:08.780 there is one person to blame
00:26:12.080 that's right joan didion 0.99
00:26:16.060 her reign of terror ends tonight folks
00:26:20.480 your fashion sense won't save you that's right
00:26:25.360 because this story was already being debunked by like responsible media by 1973
00:26:33.420 and one of the most plausible stories of its origin is actually joan didion's 1967 fa slouching
00:26:42.540 towards bethlehem in which i love that we tell ourselves stories in order to live and sometimes
00:26:50.100 those stories are about a baby in the oven for those of you who have not read the essay which
00:26:55.900 is really beautiful and kind of withering and you should read it the Saturday Evening Post sent 0.62
00:27:00.620 Miss Didion to the Haight-Ashbury not too far from here where she hung out with the hippies who
00:27:06.800 had assembled there and she did not care for it did not care for it she was not impressed
00:27:12.480 And one of the central instances, the central scenes in that essay is a moment in which Didion is ushered in to some hippie house because the hippies want to show her what they think is the coolest thing ever.
00:27:27.600 And it's that they have given one of their five-year-old daughters acid. 0.55
00:27:32.640 Right?
00:27:34.480 And this is something I think is like...
00:27:36.380 I'm panicking.
00:27:37.820 Not great.
00:27:39.140 I'm going to be honest.
00:27:39.740 Yeah.
00:27:40.040 this is like a frequent thing about moral panics is that like it takes something that's already
00:27:45.360 quite bad but in like kind of a sad way and turns it into something that's bad in like
00:27:51.440 a more exaggerated titillating almost exaggerated way yeah like a silly way and i feel like and it
00:27:58.700 plays on like the enjoyableness of experiencing outrage you know yeah we're like if you can get
00:28:03.880 really mad about something that it doesn't feel uncomfortable it feels just kind of a you feel
00:28:08.580 kind of alive i also like the fact that it i'd never thought about the fact that like it's
00:28:13.360 bringing in the babysitter figure to put a hippie and a microwave in the same room in the first 0.85
00:28:18.540 place yeah because otherwise they'd be like well why hippies have a fucking microwave but like oh
00:28:23.640 they weren't babysitting well then that makes it has to be somebody else's house yeah exactly 0.94
00:28:27.020 this story is such a paradigmatic example of a moral panic that is actually spawned its own like
00:28:35.660 genre of parody, right? So in 1990, the punk band Luna Chicks actually released their debut album
00:28:44.360 featuring the hit single Babysitters on Acid. You can see them with the baby that they're
00:28:50.040 presumably going to eat right there. It is a song that recounts the story from the babysitter's
00:28:56.520 perspective. But even though it has been so extensively parodied, the legend persists even
00:29:04.700 now it still gets rehabilitated so for example in 2016 this fake news story this did not happen
00:29:12.660 do not do not be do not be alarmed this fake news story about a missouri babysitter who ate
00:29:19.300 a child while on meth went viral and had to be debunked it's entirely fake but like you'll see
00:29:24.820 they changed the drug of choice right it's no longer acid which was plaguing the hippies it's
00:29:29.680 now meth which is plaguing america's rural areas the new site of moral panic and fear uh so i think
00:29:37.400 there's like kind of some classic moral panic features in this you know it's got like lurid
00:29:43.120 little details that titillate an audience that like are based on some real crises but tend to
00:29:49.020 like obscure them more than anything else it's like about you know crazed young people living
00:29:55.100 bad values it's got a threat to children these are all kind of like recurring themes that we're
00:30:00.500 going to see a lot tonight yeah well and so much of it is like an uppity way to just like judge
00:30:07.680 people oh yeah i i don't know i mean we're going to talk about this in a second but like i i think
00:30:13.000 a lot about like aids and how the moral panic around aids was a way to just like justify
00:30:17.700 homophobia through the lens of like but we're talking about science and safety oh we're talking
00:30:22.820 about it now we are is it my turn yeah this is yours wow i didn't mean to usher myself in that
00:30:29.780 way but um we have more fun moral panics to talk about this evening this is one of the less fun
00:30:35.800 ones but we have to earn the fun to me and like what i spend a lot of time with in my work online
00:30:43.580 and like podcasting and whatever is aids and aids history and it to me this is like the hallmark
00:30:50.440 moral panic in so many ways i think moral panics are so often as you said sarah it's about like
00:30:56.760 what are we using this to deflect from distract from justify uh you know replace real concerns
00:31:05.720 that we might have with like bullshit and in this case we had you know 1970s gay liberation 0.98
00:31:13.380 and like post-Stonewall era and white Christian America was like really fucking uncomfortable 0.99
00:31:20.700 with that and because of bigotry but then you have AIDS come along in 1981 and suddenly you 0.93
00:31:28.880 have all of these people from the pulpits of their churches saying our bigotry has a basis
00:31:34.740 in science and so so now we can feel good about it now we don't have to question our own beliefs
00:31:40.280 and we can you know stratify homophobia by telling everyone that you can't hug someone with aids you
00:31:49.560 can't touch someone with aids you can't be in the hospital room with someone with aids and i think
00:31:55.080 to the point of what you said adrian which is that like these things do lead to legislation
00:31:59.660 and the legislation that came out of aids i mean first of all there was a lack of anything done in
00:32:05.380 terms of aids research because people were like well it's happened to those people that we've
00:32:09.380 decided it can happen to. And then you also had restrictions on movement for people who are HIV
00:32:15.820 positive. And you still have those in places today when you're HIV positive, you can't enter certain
00:32:20.560 countries without going through a whole thing. And I think it's just so interesting that like
00:32:25.260 four decades after this, more than four decades after this crisis emerged for the first time,
00:32:31.080 I have had friends, romantic and sexual partners who are HIV positive, and they will happily tell
00:32:36.900 you that despite, you know, all of the medicine and all of the science and the knowledge that we
00:32:42.620 have now, these ideas that were fomented decades ago by bigots still play a huge role in their
00:32:51.320 lives and their ability to date and, you know, be on Grindr and whatever else.
00:32:56.580 I also, I was briefly going to mention, we're going to talk about masks later, I think, but
00:33:00.660 But it's very funny that like now they'll they'll wear masks for a disease that is not communicable by the air.
00:33:09.360 But look at that. They're not wearing their masks properly at all.
00:33:13.440 That's right. That's a real theme.
00:33:14.860 It's like spoken as someone who lived through 2020. It's like that's not that's not how that works.
00:33:18.480 Yeah, totally. Which like just to tie it back to like some of the stuff about like, oh, like you have these like poor people in rural areas who are like feeding their children drugs.
00:33:28.960 It's like a way to judge people and like a crisis in general of like opioids in this country.
00:33:35.380 For example, I mean, especially in somewhere like San Francisco, where you have some people here who talk about it in really disgusting ways and the way that they can't even pass a person on the street without making a negative comment.
00:33:46.380 And it's like so many people talk about these sorts of moral panics in place of like actual empathy and wanting solutions for things.
00:33:56.040 And it's just a way to feel like, well, I would never be that person. 0.99
00:34:01.060 Well, and I feel like the appeal of a moral panic, too, is that it allows you to believe that all of your hatred is righteous and necessary and that empathy is for idiots. 0.99
00:34:11.200 And the fact that you're not bothering with it is just proof of your intelligence. 0.94
00:34:16.240 And it feels like, honestly, the moral panic itself is a very powerful drug, you know, for people who like to panic about better drugs.
00:34:25.680 so the next one i didn't know anything about except for the things i googled in order to
00:34:32.260 put them onto this slideshow this is about something called pitting i was like what did
00:34:36.420 you mean petting and i think it was not well that's a good panic too yeah this is this is
00:34:40.840 one of my all-time favorites this is the seattle windshield pitting panic this
00:34:45.940 the northwest is a wacky place as we all know but yeah so this was a nice little this is twilight
00:34:54.360 exactly it was vampires it was always vampires yeah so this is kind of like a nice bite-sized
00:35:00.320 moral panic and pretty much a victimless one but this happened in the greater seattle area
00:35:04.940 in the spring of 1954 and basically oh my god you already got pingo well done i actually gasped
00:35:15.460 okay great okay come on up come on up hi hi what's your name sam hi sam so you got it
00:35:23.780 that's right they were all they were there the 1950s you did it wow thank you thank you so
00:35:31.400 congratulations all right folks you still have two chances two hoodies to win an in bed with
00:35:39.080 the right branded hoodie so yeah what oh my god wait already what did we say what is prizes on
00:35:47.900 there? Masks in 2020. There we go. We definitely did all of that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was us.
00:35:56.640 Congratulations. Thank you. All right. So find us and we'll get you your sweatshirt. Thank you.
00:36:00.780 So I think the COVID thing opened now. I said it. Okay. All right. You're number three. Sorry. No
00:36:08.140 more. No more sweaters, everyone. But keep doing it. But anyway, we were talking about windshields.
00:36:14.820 I wish I had a segue for this.
00:36:18.000 I know we're all excited about Satan,
00:36:18.960 but we're talking about wing shields right now. 0.68
00:36:21.860 What do we have on our first winning bingo card, by the way?
00:36:24.760 I want to know what we got here.
00:36:27.440 Nostalgia.
00:36:28.460 Yep.
00:36:28.980 CBS News, which we hit when we talked about 60 Minutes.
00:36:32.160 Free Space.
00:36:32.660 Free Space Classic.
00:36:33.560 1950s.
00:36:34.340 1950s.
00:36:34.920 And, of course, Satan.
00:36:36.900 Satan, everyone's special little guy.
00:36:40.220 So, okay, so this one is fun because, to me,
00:36:43.100 this says a lot about kind of how we perceive and how we imagine sort of perception to work versus
00:36:48.180 how it does. So basically, kind of in areas around Seattle, I think this started actually maybe in
00:36:53.320 Bellingham, people started being warned about people's windshields were getting these little
00:37:00.380 nicks and pits and scratches in them. And nobody knew why it was happening. But there were there
00:37:05.640 were initially theories that it was like a gang of youths, like it always is with BB guns. And so
00:37:12.360 the police started getting more and more calls about it. It was on the news. It was in the paper.
00:37:19.480 And so as you can imagine, the effect this had is that if you hear about this problem with
00:37:23.900 windshield pitting is that you run out and you look at your windshield and then you say, well,
00:37:28.360 buy gum. There are flaws in my windshield too. It happened to me. Moira, you've got a good head
00:37:35.380 on your shoulders. Why do you think people were suddenly noticing those things?
00:37:39.720 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it was brought to their attention to look for things that previously would not have occurred to them.
00:37:46.700 Yeah, exactly. And a windshield or a window is something that you're normally looking through at something.
00:37:53.360 And I'm sure we all probably have the experience of like suddenly when you start to clean a window, realizing exactly how disgusting it is.
00:38:02.060 It was something that you're able to ignore for a while because you were looking through it at your yard and not at a bunch of handprints.
00:38:08.740 um see here's a concerned citizen yeah and so and the spiraled more and more out of control
00:38:16.440 and there was this feeling too that like it had started off like north of seattle but it was
00:38:21.120 marching towards seattle this mysterious force like like the africanized killer bees but in
00:38:26.580 reverse yeah exactly yes the old reverse killer bee offensive and and then like people just kind
00:38:33.620 of started theorizing like well if it's not youths like maybe it has something to do with atomic
00:38:37.720 testing in the Pacific. Maybe it's sand fleas. There were people who claimed to start seeing
00:38:43.240 like bubbles appearing in their windshields before their very little eyes, you know,
00:38:47.460 and eventually it just kind of died down. And I think like there was an interview with a police
00:38:53.560 officer who said, I think this is just, you know, 5% hooligans and 95% panic, basically. And I think
00:39:04.100 everyone kind of agreed that they felt a little silly and moved on which is proof that we are
00:39:11.040 capable of that if you aren't able to make an entire career out of you know making up stories
00:39:17.100 about marginalized minorities so that's really nice yeah and that was our little windshield 0.55
00:39:22.260 panic it's kind of unusual because like we we often sort of find that they don't go away but
00:39:27.180 like i don't think the pitting panic has come back did anybody yeah like go to jail or get
00:39:32.240 persecuted because of the pitting panic no because that's the thing was that you can i guess it would
00:39:36.720 be the kind of thing where if you could find somebody seemingly catching them red-handed
00:39:41.020 then you would get somewhere but it was just sort of like go look at your windshield later today
00:39:45.340 it'll have scratches so this is gonna be our last one before intermission and this one i thought was
00:39:52.400 like a hard turn from sarah's but actually not really uh because it is also one that's all about
00:39:59.160 like the very local thing right like the idea that like oh windshields exist everywhere but
00:40:04.520 the seattle windshields oh they're very special and this one is a very british panic this is the
00:40:09.320 nasties panic so the video nasties this is from a murdoch paper from back then uh banned video
00:40:17.280 nasties are now freely available on the scots black market this is a scottish this is i think
00:40:21.460 the Daily Mail equivalent. For three pounds. Yeah, for three pounds. Yeah, and they're poor,
00:40:28.840 scratchy copies. I mean, you're finding nasties and they're even worse. They're such small portions.
00:40:34.160 Adrian, what is a nasty? Yeah. That's a great question. So I blacked out the one movie they
00:40:42.620 mentioned. What are the kinds of movies you think they're talking about? Like clearly a nasty,
00:40:46.640 It's a tape of some kind.
00:40:48.460 It's scratchy copies.
00:40:49.960 What kind of video were they talking about?
00:40:52.700 I know what videos they're talking about.
00:40:56.380 Maura, do you have any guesses? 0.92
00:40:57.240 I'm guessing porno, snuff film, ultraviolence, real gross stuff. 1.00
00:41:04.240 Nasties. 0.99
00:41:04.860 The blacked out one is Reservoir Dogs.
00:41:09.940 The clue to what a video nasty is, which is why I didn't define it, is in that last sentence.
00:41:15.060 It was simply a name given by the Yellow Press to non-approved movies, things that hadn't passed the British Board of Film classification.
00:41:23.100 Some of that was because they were fairly violent or sexually explicit.
00:41:28.040 Some of it was because the studio had forgotten to submit it to the British Board of Film certification.
00:41:34.060 The other ones listed are, I think, The Exorcist, which had been released theatrically in Britain, but had not been approved for video sales.
00:41:43.400 This is a panic very much about the new market of VHS tapes, right?
00:41:49.460 They're bearing the lead, which is Reservoir Dogs only three pounds.
00:41:53.780 But like the funny thing is, right, like there were these crazy claims made for, you know, what these video nasties were doing, which is really funny if you think about the fact that they were available in like France, the Netherlands, the United States. 0.92
00:42:09.520 French kids are made of stronger stuff, I guess. 0.76
00:42:11.780 I guess so. 1.00
00:42:12.540 it's it's so strange it's like just because your board of certification didn't classify this
00:42:17.520 like doesn't mean it's inherently dangerous it's like an entirely circular argument right
00:42:22.760 and they seem to somehow think that british children were uniquely susceptible to films that
00:42:27.720 ostensibly children were seeing elsewhere they also seem to be very concerned that children
00:42:33.380 were seeing these movies it's like i don't know how many children sit through reservoir dogs
00:42:39.560 which is like a lot of talk.
00:42:42.080 The ones with newly divorced dads, maybe.
00:42:44.460 That's right.
00:42:44.980 Also, free mince pie for you today.
00:42:48.400 It's not all bad news.
00:42:49.280 It's not all bad news, yeah.
00:42:50.760 Wasn't The Evil Dead one of the videos?
00:42:53.200 I think The Evil Dead would have been one of them.
00:42:54.780 My favorite movie.
00:42:56.380 And as you can sort of tell,
00:42:58.220 connoisseurs of the genre will recognize
00:43:00.200 the face of Chucky in that fire.
00:43:03.980 Child's Play 3 was a big one of these.
00:43:06.960 And this is where, unfortunately,
00:43:07.980 we're going to again end on a little bit of a dark note because there is a particular case that
00:43:12.640 informed this panic uh there was this this panic had gone on for much of the 80s as the vhs market
00:43:18.560 exploded and as rating certifications didn't keep pace with these vhs copies that were indeed kind
00:43:25.360 of flooding great britain but what had happened with what happened with child's play three is that
00:43:31.360 there was an actual killing, a horrible killing of a boy of two, James Bulger, by two 10-year-old
00:43:39.860 boys in Liverpool in 1993, I want to say. And that sort of rekindled that panic in a big way.
00:43:47.600 One should say, this is not to make light of the crime. What is interesting is that like,
00:43:52.380 there was no connection to Child's Play 3, other than some very incidental things that
00:43:56.940 happened at the crime scene one of the killer's fathers had in fact rented the film but there was
00:44:02.240 a divorce situation and the child had never seen it and so uh there was no sense that these two
00:44:06.800 had watched any of these movies but it became yoked to that right like it's this thing where
00:44:12.060 like the prosecution sort of took its time as you would if you were trying two 10 year olds as
00:44:17.420 adults by the way they wouldn't release a whole lot you know enter the sun to fill in that void
00:44:23.420 with crazy speculation
00:44:25.300 about what movies they were watching, right?
00:44:27.600 What music they were listening to.
00:44:29.480 And it created this very strange
00:44:32.060 kind of circular and very British panic
00:44:34.080 where somehow things
00:44:35.660 that weren't occasioning violence elsewhere,
00:44:38.420 right, the same way Marilyn Manson
00:44:39.580 only ever gets American teenagers
00:44:41.900 to commit murder and no one else. 1.00
00:44:43.940 Like Finnish teenagers are like- 1.00
00:44:44.920 Where weirdly they have very lax gun laws 0.99
00:44:46.520 and for some reason, you know,
00:44:48.060 Marilyn Manson has a worse effect on teens
00:44:50.160 in a place where an 18-year-old
00:44:51.780 can buy a gun at a gun show.
00:44:53.420 It's the wide spaces. It's the prairies and the mountains. But yeah, so that's one of mine. I always think this is a really interesting one because it shows that like, on the one hand, these panics are often about globalization. They're often about people coming in, goods coming in, sort of people flowing across the planet.
00:45:10.240 right they're very frequently center immigrants but they also can be intensely local where like
00:45:16.160 you go to a place and they're having a panic and you realize that like if this were happening here
00:45:22.240 it would have to happen the same way in 15 other countries but it doesn't and people somehow never
00:45:28.020 stop to ask like is that odd how would that be possible statistically how likely is that
00:45:35.160 And for me, the video Nasty's Panic is a perfect example of this, where like it becomes this kind of navel gazing and this kind of preoccupation with yourself at the expense of being truly global.
00:45:49.180 And that's, I think, what makes them so much fun to debunk today, because we all do have Twitter and Google can be like, well, that doesn't work out, actually.
00:45:56.940 So like it's actually very fun to kind of like use their localism against them.
00:46:00.740 This might be a good place for us to end on. You know, we are spending a lot of time sort of like laughing at the people who invest in these ideas. And like, often it is quite funny, right? But like, I also think you can extend a little bit of empathy and understand people who are trying to wrap their heads around a world that is changing in ways that are like genuinely frightening or surprising or that they really don't know how to make work for them.
00:46:28.160 Because I think it's like pretty typical to look at like the murder of a two-year-old by two 10-year-old boys and be like, I need a reason for that.
00:46:37.420 I want to know why.
00:46:38.680 Yeah.
00:46:38.880 I mean, I think Cohen actually in the third edition to that book that we showed you, which came out in the mid-90s, like talks about that case and says like, yeah, exactly that.
00:46:47.300 It's not crazy to want an explanation.
00:46:50.620 It's not lazy to latch onto something.
00:46:53.860 Like it's scary.
00:46:54.880 And he's like, well, it's deeply human to want to find one.
00:46:57.940 So, yeah, maybe we'll leave it there for the first half of this.
00:47:01.560 We'll see you guys in 15 minutes.
00:47:03.680 Thank you.
00:47:04.180 See you soon.
00:47:23.020 So, welcome back.
00:47:24.800 for the second half uh we are gonna be delving into yet another panic that's gonna start
00:47:32.240 quite silly and then end up somewhere kind of dark uh and in bed with the right specialty
00:47:37.380 back to silly i mean all right all right bring it bring it home so this one is 0.97
00:47:41.620 cops contract contact hi say that 10 times fast yeah these are the viral videos that police
00:47:53.900 departments around the country put out over the first few years of the 2020s purporting to show
00:48:04.200 police officers experiencing fentanyl overdoses in ways that were deemed by clinicians physically
00:48:12.220 impossible sometimes a cop just wants to wet his pants you know how it is that is a great moral
00:48:19.760 panic cops not overdosing on fentanyl these yeah spoiler alert none of these police officers in
00:48:25.280 fact overdosed on fentanyl but many of them claimed that was him not me all right
00:48:34.020 many of them claimed to there were a bunch of these viral videos and look these videos in which
00:48:42.840 cops purported to experience overdose symptoms from like touching fentanyl or breathing in the
00:48:51.060 vicinity of fentanyl same area code kind of thing yeah they uh like were kind of an explosion like
00:48:58.100 a bunch of police departments made these they they became like a fixture of police departments in the
00:49:03.400 first couple years following the widespread adoption of body cams after the 2020 protests
00:49:08.120 i mean my pet theory is that these were police departments having fun with their new technology
00:49:12.300 like let's do a skit um but the other thing is that these were the product of a lot of like
00:49:21.080 pretty high level misinformation about fentanyl that came in fact from the federal government so
00:49:28.740 this image was released by the DEA the actual drug enforcement agency of the federal government
00:49:35.160 in 2016 purporting to show a lethal dose of fentanyl ladies and gentlemen that is not a
00:49:41.560 lethal dose in fentanyl this looks like dandruff to be honest this one was put out by uh verne
00:49:48.000 buchanan which is a real name of a republican congressman from florida uh and once again this
00:49:55.400 is not in fact a lethal dose of fentanyl right but the federal government was for a long time
00:50:03.680 claiming that fentanyl in this quantity even merely touched could be lethal right and you know
00:50:12.920 a lot of our moral panics they come from like sort of folk tales or folk anxieties that then get
00:50:18.940 picked up by traditional media or social media and they're sort of like bottom up anxieties right
00:50:25.060 that get like originated among the people and then weaponized by those in power this is almost
00:50:30.160 the opposite right it's like really like top down right so the federal government was issuing this
00:50:36.100 misinformation and to be clear almost immediately actual doctors and scientists were trying to
00:50:42.040 correct the record uh in like increasingly frantic ways so a 33 year old addiction and uh like
00:50:52.540 clinical opioid researcher published a paper in 2022 called accidental occupational exposure to a
00:50:59.000 large volume of liquid fentanyl on a compromised skin barrier with no resultant effect for those
00:51:04.420 of you really rolls off the top yeah for those of you who don't speak academies yeah this guy
00:51:12.680 spilled a huge amount of pure clinical grade fentanyl on himself at work by accident and was
00:51:19.560 fine that's even the title of the paper i'm fine guys i feel great but like actual clinicians
00:51:28.280 were working really hard to counteract misinformation put out by the actual federal
00:51:33.520 government. It's like before any of the RFKs were even anywhere near the federal bureaucracy. This
00:51:39.280 kind of thing was already happening, right? And, you know, you have joint statements from
00:51:45.720 researcher groups saying, no, no, no, it is not physically possible to overdose just by touching
00:51:51.780 fentanyl. And in fact, they knew that because those same researchers had been working for a
00:51:57.620 long time to develop fentanyl patches that could distribute the drug effectively through the skin
00:52:04.500 and it had been very difficult so that elizabeth gilbert could kill her girlfriend oh yeah god
00:52:10.080 but like you cannot ingest fentanyl just by touching it right to get a pharmacologically
00:52:21.480 significant result you have to be smoking injecting snorting or eating and we're not
00:52:28.160 advocating any of those things yeah no don't do this after um but you know like the american
00:52:33.840 college of toxicology the american academy of clinical toxicology their words for the kinds
00:52:40.160 of overdoses that were purportedly shown in these videos were not clinically possible right
00:52:46.080 however none of those warnings stopped police departments from putting out these videos so
00:52:57.160 this is officer courtney bannock of taveras florida who uh has uh starred in this video
00:53:06.780 from december 2022 she uh recovered fully you will all be greatly relieved to hear i am sure
00:53:13.800 she said that she overdosed
00:53:16.640 because it was a windy day
00:53:18.220 and the wind blew the drugs
00:53:21.020 into her system
00:53:22.120 the so called fentanyl fart
00:53:24.480 I really
00:53:26.500 I really quite love the full glam look
00:53:28.860 yeah
00:53:29.340 she's really putting in the effort
00:53:31.460 if I'm going to die of accidental overdose via wind 1.00
00:53:34.300 like I'm going to have those lashes
00:53:35.680 on
00:53:36.260 I mean
00:53:38.700 something that like has really kind of tripped me up
00:53:42.160 about the logic such as it is of this particular moral panic is that it assumes that drug users
00:53:48.920 and drug traffickers are like superhumanly strong in comparison to police officers like i'm sorry
00:53:55.200 you want me to believe that this substance is being mass produced and mass distributed on like
00:54:00.740 really quite an impressive scale right and also that merely being exposed to it in tiny
00:54:08.800 infinitesimal amounts can be lethal right and i think this speaks to something you were talking
00:54:13.660 about matt with the myths around hiv and aids right this notion that a drug user is somebody
00:54:21.120 who's so contaminated and dangerous that even touching them or their possessions or their body
00:54:26.800 could kill you right that is putting these people into a class of un-persons that makes it a lot
00:54:34.000 harder, if you believe that, to then go and help them when they need you to, to go and administer
00:54:38.900 Narcan, to go and, like, offer services and help that the police are nominally there to offer,
00:54:44.440 right? And, like, you don't have to make fentanyl scary. Like, fentanyl addiction,
00:54:49.320 obit addiction, these things are, they kill you slowly and painfully, and they rob you of your
00:54:55.260 self-respect and your dignity and of everything you love first, right? And what really, like,
00:54:59.900 makes me think of this moral panic as not just like kind of funny and stupid, but like actually 0.95
00:55:05.560 something that sort of offends me morally is that it's trying to take away the moral status of the 0.97
00:55:12.860 people who are actually really being victimized by this. It's almost as if like, what if this
00:55:16.180 was happening to somebody who matters? And I'm like, well, no, the people it's actually happening
00:55:19.620 to are people who matter. I also think about the fact that like a lot of moral panics sort of
00:55:29.160 depend on this kind of sense
00:55:31.440 that there are very different kinds of people, right?
00:55:33.900 If it were that easy to get high off of fentanyl,
00:55:37.360 why would people be injecting it?
00:55:39.480 Why would you bother to fill a syringe
00:55:41.880 if you could just stand downwind?
00:55:45.260 Why would you bother purchasing it?
00:55:47.700 You would just follow someone around
00:55:49.320 and hope for a gust and be like, I'm set.
00:55:53.040 I'm glad I saved that money, right?
00:55:55.620 There's two kinds of people, right?
00:55:57.460 Like, there's the kind of people that you can trust with their cell phones.
00:56:00.260 They're the kind of people you don't trust with their cell phones.
00:56:02.020 They're the kind of people who can be playing D&D and those who can't, right?
00:56:06.300 Like, there's almost like a biologistic kind of difference here.
00:56:09.360 Like, somehow the addict operates on a totally different, like, level than the cop.
00:56:15.440 Yeah.
00:56:16.100 Well, and not to harp too much on baby eating, but, you know.
00:56:20.260 One does.
00:56:21.200 But, you know, it is eye-catching.
00:56:23.640 That it's, you know, your average teenager is like one dose of LSD away from finding it totally reasonable to broil your baby or that, you know, within the satanic panic, my favorite panic that, you know, there's this idea that A, that satanic cults are somehow have such a steady supply of babies that they're able to sacrifice like, I don't know, probably about like a half dozen per ritual, according to some accounts.
00:56:50.080 And also that no one finds it objectionable to be eating them, you know, that you like go from a regular civilian to like you go to your first satanic chapter meeting and suddenly you're eating, you know, the crockpot baby.
00:57:02.680 I mean, if this were really happening in California, the Pacific Northwest, someone would be like, well, I'm vegan.
00:57:07.920 So there goes the coven.
00:57:11.200 And I'm sure there are people who would say that it's it's very satanic to love.
00:57:15.380 I mean, why else would they call it satan?
00:57:17.760 Oh, my God.
00:57:20.080 That's a panic we need to make happen. 1.00
00:57:21.500 They say tanic panic. 1.00
00:57:23.900 So I think Matt has another one for us. 1.00
00:57:26.740 Another medical one.
00:57:28.600 This is about masks.
00:57:33.020 So 2020 was such an interesting time in the United States.
00:57:37.940 Oh, it was great.
00:57:39.740 I remember getting really confused with the panic around masking
00:57:44.680 because it's like when it gets into vaccines and stuff,
00:57:47.360 it's like we're talking about science and like a history of you know medical racism and medical
00:57:54.300 misogyny that like I think people have like really understandable reasons of like mistrusting
00:57:58.760 the the health industry and the pharmaceutical industry and it's like of course I love vaccines
00:58:04.200 but it's like I can understand that people want to have a conversation around that when it comes
00:58:07.860 to like a piece of cloth on your face I was like why is this such a big deal and I live by Central
00:58:15.220 park in new york city and i was taking a walk one day in 2020 in the fall and i came across this
00:58:23.400 anti-mask protest which was fascinating and it really like plunged me into like i i just i guess
00:58:32.840 i didn't realize like the entire like warped worldview of people who were like really anti-mask
00:58:40.040 at the time. And Naomi Klein, not Naomi Wolf, wrote a whole book about this called Doppelganger.
00:58:48.640 And one of the things that was so interesting about the anti-mask and anti-vax and sort of
00:58:52.600 COVID conspiracy stuff in general was the way it united all sorts of groups of people along
00:58:59.080 a political spectrum. And at this one, there were hardcore MAGA QAnon people, but then there were
00:59:04.740 also like crunchy crunchy hippies who were like dancing in the grass without shoes like to like
00:59:10.140 it was bananas and I was so confused and I spent some time talking to the people who were at that
00:59:18.700 anti-mask protest because I genuinely was like what's the big deal and the main argument that
00:59:26.620 most of these people subscribed to was like the government is surveilling us and masks are like
00:59:35.520 step one of their strategy to turn us into docile sheep and i was like but like when like masking
00:59:44.920 mandates end theoretically which like one day they will at the time they mask mandates were
00:59:50.600 still a thing. I was like, will you drop this belief? And they're like, no, because it's never
00:59:58.920 going to end. And this kind of plays to what one of you were saying earlier about like, we kind of
01:00:05.160 felt silly after. I do think a lot of these people, I think they just moved on to something else.
01:00:10.340 But I also think it's so interesting because what I was hearing from a lot of the people in the
01:00:14.820 anti-mask movement at the time was this real fear that i think is a valid one of like surveillance
01:00:23.040 capitalism but i think moral panics are a way for people to come up with these like much sexier
01:00:30.640 narratives about like being a hero in a story against like spiritual rot in america when it's
01:00:38.140 like really what you're mad about is like palantir but it's like but once you find out how little
01:00:43.420 power you have over like alex carp and palantir it's like how do you what do you do then with
01:00:49.620 the feeling of like i'm i'm really small in this world that's like run by billionaires
01:00:54.180 and i i think we're still figuring out what the answer to that is but you know sometimes you just
01:01:01.440 have to decide that the real problem is like masks and they're going to turn you into a sheep
01:01:05.780 i i what i mean to say is that a lot of these moral panics they identify
01:01:11.880 real concerns, but then manipulate the solution.
01:01:16.140 The mask was so fascinating also because like a lot of moral panics sort of tend to invest.
01:01:22.220 They play to our narcissism, right?
01:01:23.660 They invest really small things, right?
01:01:26.280 Like I was almost kidnapped at the Kroger's parking lot, right?
01:01:30.480 Like what you actually did was you walked from the Kroger's to your car and you loaded
01:01:35.600 your bottles into the car.
01:01:37.000 but what you got to imagine yourself doing was narrowly escaping abduction right or or like
01:01:44.080 or like someone flashed their high beams at you it's like oh was i part of a sick gang initiation
01:01:49.840 ritual like no probably not you probably had your high beams on you didn't have your high beams on
01:01:54.280 those are your two options right uh but no it it kind of takes the quotidian and the really small
01:02:00.520 and it invests it with this great significance it's almost mythic significance and i think that
01:02:05.400 the masks are exactly a perfect example of this because like again like yeah with the vaccines
01:02:10.300 as you say like the fact that like a shot feels bad that you're like god if this doctor screws up
01:02:15.340 that's that would be really bad right whereas like a piece of cloth on my face like yeah if
01:02:19.480 it turns out that's useless i can just take that off but also like i don't know covid i don't know
01:02:25.220 about you guys i sure felt pretty powerless like personally then right i was suddenly made very
01:02:32.100 dramatically aware of how little control I had over my own life and how vulnerable I was to
01:02:41.580 something that was literally invisible that was like genuinely quite freaky I can really see
01:02:45.660 people reaching for a sense of power in that moment even if it's like the most frustrating 0.92
01:02:52.760 counterproductive fucking thing should we go on to your next one which also has to do with 0.96
01:02:58.420 substances that enter our body oh yeah the killer candy panic this is one of my favorites the annual 0.99
01:03:05.140 moral panic every halloween that the candy collected by children while trick-or-treating
01:03:13.580 like the ones that adrian's daughter had that we've been eating in the green room uh we literally
01:03:19.400 just ate halloween candy it was great have been like poisoned drugged or like filled with like
01:03:25.060 razor blades or needles or something sharp in a deliberate effort to buy strangers to hurt
01:03:30.780 children just one razor blade per candy those are expensive so like i went into researching this one
01:03:39.780 thinking like this has been debunked for so long this has been around for so long and i thought
01:03:47.360 you know this probably has a lot to do with like traditional moralizations of food right particularly
01:03:53.080 sweets the danger of pleasure so i'm thinking of things like the poison apple in snow white 0.63
01:03:59.460 or like hansel and gretel which is like weird house made out of candy where she then like
01:04:05.480 cannibalizes the children or even the og my girl eve in the garden of eden i was like this has got
01:04:13.320 to be like deeply psychosexual and like really trenchant and then i went researching and i found
01:04:20.480 out that no uh in fact it was just the new york times so in 1970 uh the new york times published
01:04:32.740 those treats may be tricks this is from october 28th 1970 and this is an article which like kind
01:04:40.740 of itemizes all the ways that halloween candy theoretically possibly could be contaminated
01:04:49.360 or tampered with.
01:04:51.120 That's demonic.
01:04:52.600 It's like a how-to guide for like, 0.99
01:04:55.160 are you a sociopath?
01:04:56.440 It's like a list of things 0.91
01:04:58.120 that it hadn't occurred to you to be scared of.
01:05:00.480 So it says,
01:05:02.340 these Halloween goodies
01:05:03.320 that children collect this weekend
01:05:04.880 on their rounds of trick or treating
01:05:06.440 may bring them more horror than happiness.
01:05:09.880 Take, for example,
01:05:10.960 that plump red apple
01:05:12.000 that Junior gets from a kindly old man down the block.
01:05:15.120 It may have a razor blade hidden inside.
01:05:19.360 The chocolate candy bar may be a laxative.
01:05:24.720 Okay.
01:05:25.820 The bubble gum may be sprinkled with lye.
01:05:29.000 The popcorn balls may be coated with camphor.
01:05:32.400 The candy may turn out to be packets containing sleeping pills.
01:05:38.240 Most of those kids are just going to sleep really well and then poop themselves.
01:05:43.460 After a good poop, exactly, yeah.
01:05:45.860 This article seems to be more or less patient zero.
01:05:49.360 for what we know as like the annual Halloween candy moral panic, right? It lists a lot of ways
01:05:56.160 that Halloween could like theoretically be bad, right? And one sort of theory of the case
01:06:03.700 is that it came at a time of like mass desegregation and white flight at a moment when
01:06:11.600 a lot of Americans were already maybe kind of scared of their neighbors, right? There was
01:06:17.600 one preceding incident from 1969 to give the new york times due credit they at least uh seem to
01:06:24.460 have reported on something the year before so on november like 1st i think uh 1969 they reported
01:06:34.660 on an incident in oneida new york where a series of children it was like three different children
01:06:41.520 were in fact given apples that they found sewing needles inside my pet theory of this is that a
01:06:47.560 woman was using the apples as a like pin cushion and then the trick-or-treaters rang her doorbell
01:06:53.540 and she was like oh shit i don't but you know there is a decent amount of research on this 0.87
01:07:00.980 because a sociologist at the university of i believe delaware named joel best he has been 0.65
01:07:08.460 tracking the halloween candy moral panic over decades and he's gone back in the archive and
01:07:14.020 accumulated all the news stories about uh like supposedly tampered with or poisoned halloween
01:07:20.340 candy and he found 78 cases of alleged halloween poisoning that have garnered media attention
01:07:27.500 in two of those cases uh people who had accidentally or in one case on purpose so
01:07:34.120 One accidental death, one on purpose death, killed their children, blamed it on Halloween candy to avoid the attention of authorities.
01:07:42.180 So one guy deliberately poisoned his son.
01:07:45.040 Another child died after eating heroin that his uncle had left around in their shared home.
01:07:52.000 And the parents blamed the Halloween candy to protect the uncle.
01:07:56.460 The other 76 cases were teenagers pulling a prank.
01:08:01.640 which brings me to a local legend.
01:08:07.520 A 15-year-old girl in Gilroy, New York,
01:08:10.540 who this very month,
01:08:12.620 not Gilroy, New York,
01:08:13.560 Gilroy, California,
01:08:14.620 like very close to here. 1.00
01:08:15.460 Garlic capital of the world.
01:08:18.620 She claimed that on November 5th,
01:08:21.240 she was eating her Halloween candy,
01:08:22.740 and when she bit into
01:08:24.560 an otherwise undisturbed Milky Way bar,
01:08:26.940 she found a razor blade inside.
01:08:29.280 This got picked up by the local news,
01:08:31.640 It got picked up by the ABC affiliate.
01:08:34.380 It got picked up by a local paper.
01:08:36.400 The police talked about it totally credulously into a camera. 1.00
01:08:40.700 And I just want to congratulate this queen because I can see exactly where she pushed that in there. 1.00
01:08:46.700 And she seems to have fooled all of the adults around her. 0.93
01:08:51.520 That's such a key thing that like a lot of these panics are centered around adolescents and childhood.
01:08:57.940 but they assume that children are the objects of these actions when very frequently they're taking
01:09:04.180 the piss right like with the satanic panic or with the dungeon and dragons panic you see this
01:09:08.760 all the time that like part of the problem is that like these kids are having fun and then like 0.97
01:09:13.560 six months later you see it on cbs and you're like oh shit like maybe maybe that was a prank too far 0.94
01:09:19.380 but like there's so much where like the the idea that like children are incapable of irony or of 0.93
01:09:25.120 like wanting to be funny and then like yeah this is what happens a shocking amount of adult panic
01:09:30.460 seems to stem from the inability to understand that like a kid might be joking or like like
01:09:35.400 lying to you in like a benign playful way yeah i mean the attack helicopter panic right like oh
01:09:42.500 children are they didn't find those attack helicopters again that's a joke they make
01:09:45.920 And I was like, yeah.
01:09:47.520 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:48.160 So I think our next one is supremely local drag queens, 1.00
01:09:55.000 specifically reading and not that kind of reading, 0.87
01:09:57.860 but reading, reading to your children.
01:10:01.100 Combines two of the greats.
01:10:02.260 Being like, I don't know if people know how hyperlocal this is.
01:10:07.320 Drag Queen Story Hours was started in San Francisco,
01:10:09.380 I believe by Michelle T, local legend.
01:10:11.660 And the first one, I think, was at the Eureka Valley branch, not two blocks from here.
01:10:18.840 Shout out to the Eureka Valley branch of the San Francisco Public Library, my library.
01:10:23.720 It's a great place for elderly men perusing the internet and for drag queens reading to children.
01:10:30.480 And it occasioned an immediate freak out by people who, as we find often to be the case,
01:10:37.360 were nowhere near the Eureka Valley branch of the San Francisco Public Library.
01:10:40.980 This is another thing that I think we haven't talked so much about, that one thing that people discount when they create these moral panics is local knowledge, right?
01:10:50.040 I feel like as a queer man living in San Francisco and teaching at a university, like, I come face to face with this phenomenon all the time that people are very, very sure what my world is like.
01:11:03.840 And when they describe it, they're like, well, did you know that on campuses?
01:11:06.900 And it's like, well, that's not happening.
01:11:08.280 Did you know that in San Francisco you can't?
01:11:09.840 right did you know that gay people like well whatever right like there is this incredible 1.00
01:11:14.640 discounting of local knowledge i mean i think the gang panic is sort of a classic case of this where 0.82
01:11:19.600 the one group of people that they never asked about being in gangs were the people in gangs
01:11:23.720 it was always like this is nice cop says this stuff it's like there's a youth standing right
01:11:27.860 next to him you could point the camera in his face and put the put the mic on him and see what he has
01:11:32.760 to say and this is one of those cases where just like very rarely in the media hubbub which one
01:11:38.920 should be fair, was mostly confined to Fox
01:11:40.880 News. This was just covered more
01:11:42.700 over curiosity in the mainstream
01:11:44.720 media, but Fox News went hard on this,
01:11:46.700 and they never had what they
01:11:48.580 otherwise love, a concerned parent.
01:11:50.400 It was never anyone being like,
01:11:52.900 oh yeah, my kid went, it was great.
01:11:54.660 They just didn't want to do that.
01:11:56.860 I also love the fact that, of course,
01:11:59.440 Satan has to
01:12:00.840 show up. Drag human with 1.00
01:12:02.700 demon-like horns reads sexually 1.00
01:12:04.540 explicit book to children
01:12:06.020 at Michelle Obama's public library.
01:12:08.920 You've got to bring in Michelle Obama and Satan.
01:12:11.540 I'm not even sure they think that they're two distinct people. 0.96
01:12:13.760 I think they just think Michelle Obama is Satan.
01:12:16.760 The book, by the way, that is sexually explicit is this one.
01:12:20.960 This is my daughter's copy.
01:12:22.700 It's okay to be different.
01:12:24.560 It is, and I need you to be very strong right now, not actually sexually explicit.
01:12:30.800 Just shocking, yeah.
01:12:32.940 It blows my mind, even looking at these pictures and these headlines, 1.00
01:12:36.960 how like not how stupid conservatives are but it's like it's such a childlike understanding 1.00
01:12:45.640 of like what is dangerous to children where it's like if you see someone with face paint and red 1.00
01:12:52.380 horns as an adult person working at a conservative media company you're gonna say that like we must
01:13:00.040 save the children from someone with face paint on it's like that's that is like that's like you
01:13:04.780 believe in santa claus but but i also think that it's like all of these right like what are common
01:13:10.240 themes with moral panics well there's a scapegoat or a distraction and it's also misinformation
01:13:15.960 yeah and so you say it's like well nobody's talking to the parents who went and enjoyed no
01:13:21.720 one's talking to drag queens no one's and it's because it's like well they can't do that because
01:13:25.720 they especially when it comes to like the media that are running like profit mills based on this
01:13:30.140 stuff, a single conversation with, I mean, I think about this a lot lately as like, not to bounce
01:13:36.920 around too much, but like, I am a Jewish person who is alongside so many other Jewish people in
01:13:42.840 New York who voted for Zoran Mondani. And the hand wringing that has gone on every single day
01:13:54.180 on all of the mainstream media networks,
01:13:58.880 MSNBC, CNN, Fox News,
01:14:00.640 like across the rather small political spectrum
01:14:03.460 they allow on cable,
01:14:05.360 that has gone on about Jews are scared of Zoran Mamdani.
01:14:09.140 And it's like, they will never talk to us.
01:14:12.080 They will never ever talk to one in three Jews
01:14:15.400 in New York City who voted for Zoran Mamdani
01:14:17.520 because this whole sort of anti-Zionism,
01:14:20.220 anti-Semitism thing is its own moral panic,
01:14:22.180 which I did not include in the PowerPoint
01:14:23.420 because it's too long but but it's you know they they can't actually identify truth in any of this
01:14:30.940 because then the whole thing breaks down and then what do they have to run you know campaigns on
01:14:37.180 and fox news segments on what do they have to grift off of if they actually tell the truth
01:14:41.780 i i was gonna make a joke about how like it's funny that they think the circle can be sexually
01:14:46.480 explicit but literally that's the same channel that then went after the m&m for being too sexy
01:14:51.220 so i'm like geometric shapes famously famously sexy i think she wasn't sexy enough oh that's 0.80
01:14:57.400 right she wasn't sexy enough you're supposed to want to stick it in that m&m yeah tucker 1.00
01:15:01.700 did not want to fuck an m&m yeah fellas is it gay to not want to have sex with an m&m 1.00
01:15:08.220 that's another thing right like that there's the prurience and kind of childlike innocence 1.00
01:15:19.140 about these things like on the one hand like there's like real investment in like the fuckability
01:15:23.860 of things and then at the same time like like oh but our children must not be exposed to this
01:15:28.320 and it's like i kind of think you put it there i really think it's a book about like green shapes
01:15:34.520 and blue shapes and the kids all love it because it's got pretty colors in it i think you made it
01:15:39.320 weird well i mean and a lot of you know conservatives espousing family values in this
01:15:44.340 country are pretty much at least morally neutral on the idea of marrying or having sex with minors
01:15:51.120 you know so they have to invent younger children for the left to theoretically be preying on yeah
01:15:55.760 yeah yeah well should we move on to the next one
01:16:00.080 so let's talk about makeup yeah
01:16:04.120 okay this is mine
01:16:08.120 i beauty yeah walk us through this i actually don't know much about this yeah
01:16:13.660 i love can we just say how restrained we were that rfk hasn't made an appearance for like uh
01:16:21.180 this is like slide 60 all right we're like we we were holding back i love clean beauty i well i
01:16:29.040 don't love talking first of all clean beauty is not real when you go to sephora or really any
01:16:34.420 beauty store there's always going to be a section now called clean beauty there's going to be a
01:16:38.340 clean beauty label and you have to, as a brand, abide by certain ingredients to get the label on
01:16:44.400 your product. And it's not real. There's no scientific or dermatological or any otherwise
01:16:51.140 consistent definition for what clean beauty is. But it generally means like makeup that excludes
01:16:58.420 certain dyes or like certain things that it's like, well, why is that legal in America? But
01:17:03.660 it's not legal in the UK or whatever and so what I've done here is made sort of a continuum of how
01:17:12.320 you get from the friendliest face of sort of your anti-science entry point to who is also like
01:17:21.600 like as a gay guy like I'm buying what Gwyneth Paltrow is selling 0.99
01:17:25.620 and that's what makes her so dangerous but you know a lot of people understand that sort of
01:17:34.480 uh hysteria around ingredients in beauty products is as they say a pipeline entry for the far right
01:17:42.660 because what it does is i went from the first image which is clean beauty then to beauty counter
01:17:48.480 which is you don't technically have to flow from one to the next but beauty counter is a clean
01:17:53.960 beauty mlm yeah you've all gotten those facebook messages before hey girl we haven't talked in 20
01:18:02.560 years but i think you'd be so good at selling lipsticks um and it was actually an mlm that i
01:18:08.440 was almost recruited into in college but their whole thing was like all of their marketing is
01:18:12.760 it's like if you use that nars blush one more time you're gonna get cancer and that's how we're gonna 0.90
01:18:18.600 send you our blush which is the same thing but three times the price because we have to pay your
01:18:22.620 consultant uh then but you know there's this fixation with clean beauty in general with like
01:18:30.880 taking your health into your own hands and like you can't trust what's on the market because the
01:18:36.960 FDA and all these researchers aren't doing what's best for you which it's hard to talk about this
01:18:42.100 now because now they're like they're really not doing what's best for you thanks to the guy at
01:18:46.980 the end of my chart but then you flow from stuff that's being sold in sephora under this clean
01:18:52.920 beauty label to like i'm gonna continue to do my own research and take my health into my own hands
01:18:58.720 and find the secrets of beauty that they don't want you to know and that's how you get to beef
01:19:03.660 tallow nice is that what it looks like that's yeah that's beef tallow which is a which is a
01:19:15.460 cooking ingredient for frying things it's just a fat right it's just yeah it's just a fat but uh
01:19:21.440 but now it's also like sort of a right-wing dog whistle into like this is the lotion they don't
01:19:26.660 want you to know about and all the dermatologists are like if you want to put it on your face like
01:19:35.800 you can but like you can also use like CeraVe and that's fine I actually pulled a lot of right-wing 0.98
01:19:42.700 beauty influencers which is a huge class of tiktokers sort of shill now for beef tallow
01:19:48.820 because they're for big beef tallow nice because they're like this is this is the thing that's
01:19:55.120 going to prevent you from getting cancer and there was an article in the independent that i was
01:20:00.780 reading earlier today when we were putting this together about beef tallow and there was this
01:20:04.620 influencer named lauren who said if you can't eat your skincare then why are you putting it on your
01:20:11.100 face which is just incredible i've said that many a time yeah if you can't eat your clothes then why
01:20:19.860 would you put them on your body uh but then sort of from beef tallow you get into these like well
01:20:26.900 then what can i put in my body and what can't i put in my body and what are they not telling me
01:20:31.380 and it's a pretty quick spiral for a lot of the beef tallow people to rfk jr essentially i mean
01:20:37.860 beef tallow is like huge in the maha movement and i guess the serious conclusion that i come to with
01:20:43.900 all of this is that right it's like what are we distracting ourselves from when we're trying to
01:20:48.860 find like the lotion that won't give me cancer or something because all the other lotions are
01:20:53.680 going to give me cancer and like to me the answer is like insecurity about health care in this 0.99
01:20:58.520 country where it's like you're not we're like you aren't guaranteed shit in this country 0.99
01:21:06.200 because we have such bad social offerings 0.97
01:21:09.680 compared to, like, other developed nations, obviously,
01:21:12.880 that your own health becomes this, like, capitalist gamble
01:21:17.940 of, like, I have to figure out this solution
01:21:21.300 that nobody else knows about.
01:21:23.420 Yeah, exactly.
01:21:24.640 And they don't want you to know that.
01:21:25.720 Yeah.
01:21:27.100 Big tallow got us. 1.00
01:21:28.960 Ah, shit. 1.00
01:21:30.720 But it's also, like, it becomes also something 1.00
01:21:33.120 you have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps about, right?
01:21:36.200 Like, this is entirely my responsibility, and therefore, I have to be the person who's in charge of the epistemic authority. I have to do my own research. I have to create my own beef tallow from a calf I raised by hand, like Martha Stewart. You know, it's just like, the amount of—
01:21:54.600 Martha Stewart would never.
01:21:56.380 Thank you.
01:21:57.140 But like, you know, the ballerina farm of it all, the sort of like conspicuous, laborious independence is, I think, also very American, right?
01:22:08.920 Like, OK, you're not going to take care of me, Uncle Sam.
01:22:12.020 I'll have to do it myself.
01:22:13.580 These people want you to treat your health like it's a business and like you have to have like an entrepreneurial spirit about your own body, which is crazy.
01:22:24.480 and also the only reason that the people at the top whether they're Gwyneth love her or
01:22:31.000 RFK they all have the most to gain from it and that's the thing that makes me really laugh about
01:22:37.320 especially like Gwyneth Paltrow I try not to think about RFK too much Gwyneth Paltrow is just like
01:22:41.520 easier for me to digest she's so pretty but it's because like you know all of these people
01:22:51.880 explicitly or less so will peddle this idea of like big makeup l'oreal or big pharma like
01:23:00.320 they they don't have your best interest they're trying to scam you so like here i am with my 90
01:23:07.100 dollar essential oils i'm purely in the business of doing what's good for you
01:23:11.460 goop.com black friday sale happening now make sure to use the affiliate link
01:23:16.940 so i think we have one more uh do we have one more in us for one more excellent
01:23:24.760 but trigger warning this one's about trigger warnings uh this is the one that's near and
01:23:30.080 dear to my heart just because it's such a i don't know it's for me it's also a meta moral panic in
01:23:34.880 the sense that like yeah it's a moral panic about moral panics it's like all the kids are panicking
01:23:40.180 yeah it's also this funny thing where like often with moral panics like the person who's frothing
01:23:45.180 at the mouth is like well i'm the one keeping a level head you're the one doing satanism i was
01:23:49.420 like i don't know what to tell you i think that kid was just rolling a die and like this is uh
01:23:53.700 and this is like sort of a classic version of this um i i love this too because like it's like
01:23:59.640 it just becomes this kind of meta thing like for people who truly are in the jesse waters uh you
01:24:08.340 know cinematic universe um i'm sorry is he saying like the woke mob won't even let you have your
01:24:14.580 trigger warnings anymore yeah that is literally what he's saying this is a reference to the
01:24:19.520 elimination of harmful language initiative uh list that a conservative group dug up at stanford
01:24:27.040 uh two years or three years ago and which was reported first in the wall street journal as
01:24:33.480 having eliminated all these words at stanford and you're like well what does that mean it's like
01:24:38.260 what it was was like some kind of google doc where a bunch of staffers had put in like
01:24:41.880 what are words we should avoid and it is a a document they clearly looked at um once and
01:24:49.300 then never again because like it is very clearly your first draft but unfortunately it's also
01:24:53.600 wasn't like wasn't it like internal to the it department it was only for like people doing
01:24:58.480 like not for academics yeah no and i mean like a university can't ban these kinds of words at all
01:25:04.880 so like it was just about like what do we put on our websites and i was even i think about the code
01:25:09.740 for the websites.
01:25:10.420 It was an absolute nothing burger.
01:25:12.180 I remember when someone sent it to me,
01:25:13.500 he was like,
01:25:13.680 what is the Wall Street Journal
01:25:14.620 talking about?
01:25:15.480 And I got to the word Karen,
01:25:17.260 which apparently is offensive
01:25:18.220 once you would avoid.
01:25:19.480 And I was like,
01:25:20.200 yeah, I don't think this is
01:25:21.280 more than a rough draft, you guys.
01:25:25.180 But it's one that like,
01:25:27.620 the university got raked
01:25:28.960 over the coals for,
01:25:30.120 for, you know, weeks and weeks.
01:25:32.520 Of all the things
01:25:33.200 to go after Stanford for,
01:25:34.660 like, I'm sorry.
01:25:35.420 We're so bad.
01:25:36.600 It's a lot of low-hanging fruit.
01:25:38.280 It's just, yeah,
01:25:39.060 I'm like, look at the other things they've done.
01:25:41.880 Yeah, but they're like,
01:25:43.220 and now you can't even see trigger warning anymore.
01:25:45.980 So I looked into this a little bit,
01:25:47.880 like trying to figure out like,
01:25:48.700 well, where did this right-wing interest
01:25:50.620 in trigger warnings come from?
01:25:52.300 I did a LexisNexis search on this
01:25:54.080 and this is the use of trigger warning
01:25:55.900 or trigger warnings in articles from 2009 to 2025.
01:26:00.160 You can see the clear spike there.
01:26:02.740 And the interesting thing here
01:26:04.180 is two things to mention.
01:26:05.600 First, this is almost entirely critical, right?
01:26:08.260 And you can usually tell, because like, when was the last time you thought about trigger warnings or used that word?
01:26:15.020 Probably a long time ago.
01:26:16.500 But notice that it keeps going up and up and up.
01:26:18.380 That's usually meta discourse, right?
01:26:20.000 That means that people are like, and the young people with their trigger warnings, right?
01:26:23.860 Like it just gets like lumped into these little like lists.
01:26:27.220 And I think that's really key here, that this becomes kind of a discourse about, you know, lefties and campus wokesters, et cetera, et cetera.
01:26:38.260 never something never a discourse of them themselves it's also not actually about academia
01:26:43.720 like i looked at the earliest mentions of this word and trigger warning was it comes out of
01:26:49.180 trauma discourse it comes out of psychology and it was actually an online word that then
01:26:53.440 got sort of absorbed into people's syllabus design in some cases right and so after 20
01:26:59.140 if you look 2010 to 2012 you just get mentions in online spaces 2012 2014 yet some people sort
01:27:06.980 in the chronicle of higher education
01:27:08.320 being like, is this a good idea?
01:27:09.960 Is it not a good idea?
01:27:11.040 And then from 2014 on,
01:27:12.860 it's just right-wingers 0.95
01:27:14.040 and like anti-woksters
01:27:16.080 sort of like as including it
01:27:18.740 in their kind of like long lists.
01:27:21.220 So this is, again, this interesting thing
01:27:22.640 where like it becomes more salient
01:27:24.280 and more present
01:27:24.960 the further it is taken away
01:27:26.520 from the people
01:27:27.080 who ever used it intentionally, right?
01:27:28.960 Like they don't get heard
01:27:30.100 from at all anymore.
01:27:31.260 Now it's Jesse Waters
01:27:32.280 interpreting it all for you.
01:27:33.920 So I think that to me,
01:27:34.840 that's just such a fascinating trajectory
01:27:36.960 I thought I'd read you this little thing, and I'm not going to tell you when this is from.
01:27:41.760 Trigger warnings and safe spaces have gone too far, coddling students and making them less effective learners.
01:27:49.060 And this is like an interview with a university president saying this.
01:27:52.920 Do you want to guess when this is from?
01:27:55.320 Last week. I pulled it last week.
01:27:58.140 Right? Like, when in the last 10 years could you not have read that somewhere?
01:28:02.420 right like it just becomes this it's like this magic formula and it's and it's so fascinating
01:28:07.360 the way it like it becomes grist for the discursive mill and and i i love the fact that like
01:28:12.660 yeah that's the other thing about moral panics you can sort of trot it out and like you don't
01:28:17.200 have to update it at all it's this nugget that's already polished you're like listen i think we
01:28:22.060 deserve better moral panics like one thing i've noticed is about a lot of these have been like
01:28:26.720 really repetitive it'll be like well this started then and now we've been doing it over and over
01:28:30.820 again we need to bring back the windshield thing like that was a good one it's also very like
01:28:37.220 speaking of the projection of it all it's funny to me that like college students specifically right
01:28:42.140 the class of people whose moral outrage is so upsetting to people who want to ignore it
01:28:48.000 that like they're the ones who were claiming are coddled and don't want to hear the truth when in
01:28:54.320 fact they're the ones who are forcing more conservative adults to actually listen to it
01:28:58.940 for once. Exactly. And I think that, you know, one thing that would cut through a lot of these
01:29:03.540 repetitions is accountability, right? If we knew what lies on it peddled the last time around about
01:29:09.180 queer people, trans people, whatever, right? We'd be like, well, okay, this one you're sitting out 0.53
01:29:13.820 because you did a boo-boo the last time and we don't want to hear it, you know, 60 minutes, right?
01:29:19.420 The mechanisms of accountability for the elites have completely crumbled, right? We can't hold
01:29:23.820 people responsible for anything anymore. Partly, and not to sort of plug my own shit here, but 0.98
01:29:28.860 like because we've made accountability itself into a moral panic right that's what cancel culture is 0.95
01:29:34.400 we're like oh you know you want to help people responsible for the fact that they were wrong
01:29:38.900 in their predictions and and and horrible in their personal lives like that's the thing like
01:29:43.460 we've we've made it have you heard of this book adrian called uh the cancel culture moral panic
01:29:49.000 but it's but it's this funny thing right like we've we were in some way moving away from the
01:29:54.220 kind of space that we want would want to be in where we're like look we read your work on the
01:29:59.040 other stuff that didn't happen and we don't think we need to hear from you about the stuff that
01:30:02.860 didn't happen this time i just feel this way every time i see that andrew sullivan has published
01:30:08.940 anything i'm just like you've been wrong about everything why do you still get an article
01:30:13.800 yeah yeah sorry would be great yeah no i'm not sorry i never want to hear from that man again
01:30:21.840 Or, you know, why does the New York Times continue to have an op-ed section?
01:30:25.740 Yeah.
01:30:29.960 Yeah.
01:30:30.540 We need to go into Venezuela, says the man who said we needed to go into Iraq.
01:30:34.320 Yeah.
01:30:36.600 Guys, I think we might be about to finish up.
01:30:40.300 We do have time for a Q&A.
01:30:42.720 So we get to hear from you guys a little bit.
01:30:45.920 Are there questions?
01:30:47.340 Q&A, come on up.
01:30:48.320 Yeah, yeah.
01:30:48.720 um it seems like we're in a big moral panic about anti-semitism right now
01:30:55.620 and i'd like any of you to comment on what it does or doesn't have in common with other moral
01:31:04.500 panics matt do you want to take this one because i know you just did a two-hour episode on this
01:31:09.720 essentially i think wow i could talk about this for a really long time so i'm going to try to
01:31:15.420 keep it short but what the anti-semitism panic right now which i did make an episode of my
01:31:22.400 podcast called the anti-semitism panic uh has in common with all of these other panics is that like
01:31:31.680 there is truth within it and the truth is like more complicated than we would like to deal with
01:31:40.580 And it's also the truth oftentimes threatens power.
01:31:43.920 So it's something that we have to make up a distraction for.
01:31:48.220 And so what you have right now is like every media outlet in the country, like I said,
01:31:56.120 manufacturing narratives about Jewish fear around Zoran Mamdani, who is not anti-Semitic.
01:32:04.100 He's just not.
01:32:05.260 He has never, to my knowledge or anyone, any of, like, the coalition of Jews who were campaigning for him, he's just not an anti-Semitic guy.
01:32:13.520 What we do have is an enormous spike in anti-Semitism right now in the right wing of this country and within the MAGA movement.
01:32:24.020 More people know about Nick Fuentes right now, who is a very prominent neo-Nazi online, than at any other point in his decades-long career.
01:32:34.760 He, just a couple years ago, had dinner at Mar-a-Lago. He was recently embraced by the
01:32:41.280 president of the Heritage Foundation, which is the biggest conservative think tank in America.
01:32:45.780 And this is someone whose entire worldview and politics are informed by anti-Semitism and the 0.90
01:32:51.220 belief that like the global Jewry are unraveling the social fabric of society. But we can't talk 0.86
01:32:59.180 about the most important people in this country, not the people with the biggest microphones,
01:33:03.080 because they are in bed with those people.
01:33:06.620 You know, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash
01:33:09.260 at the end of the day are going to the parties in DC
01:33:12.220 with the Heritage Foundation people. 0.76
01:33:14.600 And also, you know, a lot of these people are Zionists
01:33:18.300 and they conflate that with, you know,
01:33:20.280 that as a battle against antisemitism, which it's not.
01:33:24.080 And so I guess it's just much easier
01:33:26.600 to channel fear about the real increase
01:33:30.260 and rise in antisemitism in this country and in general
01:33:33.680 It's much easier to just filter that all into this like funnel of racism, which is entirely what the panic about anti-Semitism and Muslims and Zoran Mamdani is really about.
01:33:46.020 I don't know if that was comprehensive enough, but.
01:33:50.260 Oh, hi. I'm sorry. I don't want to wire dads this too much, but Sarah, have you seen weapons?
01:33:57.100 I did see weapons.
01:33:59.260 Would you share just like 10 seconds of your opinion on weapons?
01:34:03.440 I'm so incredibly happy you asked because here is my note.
01:34:09.240 This movie takes place in Pennsylvania.
01:34:11.920 There is not one accent in that movie that is a Pennsylvania accent.
01:34:16.020 Thank you.
01:34:16.840 I really wanted to see just like a news broadcast of like an area dad who also had a kid effect.
01:34:23.460 It was like, yeah, it turns out there was a witch and he was keeping all them kids down there just feeding him SpaghettiOs.
01:34:28.760 thank you that's that's all i had i'm so i've been working on that bit for like months i'm so happy
01:34:36.300 my question for you is what is the opposite of a moral panic or what makes a person or a society
01:34:49.820 less susceptible to a moral panic that's a great question i mean one thing i would say is
01:34:56.440 statistically informed kind of analyses, right?
01:35:01.980 I also think that, I mean,
01:35:03.280 like a lot of the moral panics,
01:35:04.980 if you look at the things
01:35:05.840 that they're trying to distract from,
01:35:07.160 you get a pretty good sense.
01:35:08.160 I think Black Lives Matter
01:35:09.100 is sort of the opposite of a moral panic, right?
01:35:10.780 Like everyone can identify
01:35:12.280 what makes those cases so similar.
01:35:14.080 Everyone can name the names, right?
01:35:15.720 Like that is a pretty good indicator
01:35:18.880 that you're not being misled.
01:35:20.740 Like it'd be hard to be misled
01:35:22.740 by those data points.
01:35:25.000 Me Too is another example of like,
01:35:26.440 The thing that combines specificity, attention to the human cost of something, and a broad-based sense of why this is a problem, right?
01:35:35.700 I mean, there's a lot of, like, in terms of the opposite of a moral panic, if you don't want to think of it as, like, justified concern or, like, statistically embedded concern, you can also think of it as, like, unjustified unconcern, right?
01:35:48.180 Like something that was actually kind of dark about when we were planning this episode is we kept realizing that a lot of these moral panics were meant to or not like consciously meant to, but functioned to distract from real kinds of violence.
01:36:01.760 And particularly we kept coming back to like, oh, this is how you don't deal with actual sexual abuse of children, which is happening like in families and in churches and is like not uncommon and is quite devastating.
01:36:14.200 and the actual ways it happens are not dealt with what we get is like they're hiding them in wayfair
01:36:21.280 like warehouses right well no um and that there's kind of like a a set of psychic and material
01:36:28.880 mechanisms in play to like obscure a lot of violence is actually happening i think that's
01:36:33.580 like kind of what i think of as the opposite of the moral panic um i think tolerance of discomfort
01:36:38.880 is important too you know because i think and just in terms of something that you can practice
01:36:43.380 individually, that there's a lot of information that I have really had to sit with over time,
01:36:48.800 and especially kind of learning to grow as a citizen. You know, kind of at the start of the
01:36:54.800 Black Lives Matter movement, like that was information that felt radicalizing, because as
01:36:59.360 white Americans, generally, you didn't have to encounter it. And there is, I think, maybe
01:37:06.500 something just in the act of empathy and of listening to someone's experience and
01:37:13.260 believing that someone has had an experience and it's real just because you haven't had it
01:37:19.640 because you know when one of the themes of what we've been talking about so much tonight is kind
01:37:23.160 of the moral panic is almost protection against the often uncomfortable experience of empathizing
01:37:30.120 with another human being yeah i think i just want to reiterate how important like information and
01:37:41.580 misinformation is in the line between like a moral panic and reality. All of these things
01:37:47.640 are just reinforced by bad information that's often very easily disproved. I don't think I
01:37:54.000 like shit on Bill Maher enough this evening. Another person who should have his microphone 0.99
01:38:01.440 revoked for being wrong about everything for so many years. But for example, Bill Maher thinks
01:38:06.820 that, like, Democrats started losing because of trans people,
01:38:10.120 which is, like, a really common school of thought
01:38:12.700 if you're, like, Ezra Klein, also.
01:38:15.880 You're one of two people, yeah.
01:38:18.080 But something really, really struck me 0.87
01:38:21.140 about what he said on one of his shitty podcast episodes recently.
01:38:25.440 Sorry. 0.84
01:38:26.580 But he has this podcast called Club Random,
01:38:28.700 and he was just, like, kind of ranting about this again,
01:38:31.240 and he said that California just introduced a law
01:38:36.160 that you cannot have a gender marker on newborn's birth certificates.
01:38:42.400 Now, what the law was actually was you have the option
01:38:47.720 to not include a gender marker on a newborn's birth certificate.
01:38:51.760 But that twist of the truth in order to convey this panic 0.99
01:38:57.580 that he's saying about like, well, the wokesters are just out of control. 1.00
01:39:02.660 And it's like, well, that's something that you can Google. 0.98
01:39:04.980 And that's something that you can very quickly find is like not real. And I think it's hard because misinformation fuels so much of this. And we're living in a time where like misinformation is more rampant than ever, especially now that content moderation is like not what they're doing at the tech oligarchy because Trump doesn't want it.
01:39:25.820 But like, we're also in a time where like, good information is more readily than it ever has been. And so I just think that like, you, you have to keep seeking out good information and like, sending it to your mom. I don't know.
01:39:44.440 Hey, what's up group?
01:39:45.960 I think that's all we got, guys. Thank you so much.
01:39:50.160 Thank you.
01:39:52.820 Thank you so much.
01:39:55.820 Thank you again to Sarah and Matt.
01:39:59.420 This was incredible.
01:40:00.340 Thank you.
01:40:03.220 That was it.
01:40:04.340 Well, there was more Q&A
01:40:05.540 and there was more merriment
01:40:06.560 and then we went out for Indian food
01:40:07.900 and it was lovely.
01:40:09.020 But yeah, that was it.
01:40:10.680 We appreciate all of you
01:40:11.580 going on this journey with us.
01:40:13.060 We often say that
01:40:13.780 in bed with the right episodes
01:40:14.760 are journeys
01:40:15.460 and this one truly was one.
01:40:17.680 Like you crossed the mountains
01:40:18.940 and then the jungles
01:40:19.900 and then you got bitten
01:40:20.700 by some mosquitoes
01:40:21.360 and here you are.
01:40:23.220 I first want to thank Matt Bernstein
01:40:24.640 and Sarah Marshall, of course,
01:40:26.320 who were just such amazing guests
01:40:27.660 in such great sports.
01:40:29.120 We want to thank Angelica Marden
01:40:30.840 who organized this entire event for us.
01:40:33.480 We also have to thank Graham LeBron
01:40:35.120 and everyone at Swedish American Hall.
01:40:36.680 It was just great working with them.
01:40:38.460 And we want to thank Rowan Gibson
01:40:40.240 who came in that night to record us.
01:40:42.900 And as always, of course, Mark Yoshizumi.
01:40:45.220 And thank you to all of you
01:40:46.240 who have been allowing us to do this work
01:40:48.840 over the last two to three years.
01:40:50.820 The final thing I want to say
01:40:51.820 is that we had a blast doing this.
01:40:53.480 I hope that came through.
01:40:54.640 we're kind of thinking about doing it again.
01:40:57.560 So if you enjoyed this
01:40:59.700 and you don't live in San Francisco
01:41:01.860 and you think, well, 1.00
01:41:02.740 why should I have to come to these assholes? 1.00
01:41:04.580 Like, have them come to me. 1.00
01:41:06.420 Let us know.
01:41:07.500 We have show, will travel.
01:41:10.200 All right.
01:41:10.880 We'll catch you next time on Embed with the Right. 0.95