Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - August 20, 2024


A Zero Involved

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Skinny Marg Bad Fine

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1 hour and 3 minutes

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171.4

Word count

10,917

Sentence count

996

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31

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66

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00:02:39.340 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.
00:02:40.860 I'm Jacqueline Novak.
00:02:41.960 And this is POOG,
00:02:43.100 an ongoing conversation about wellness
00:02:45.100 between two obsessive friends,
00:02:46.680 two untamable intellects.
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00:02:59.280 Hello.
00:03:04.260 What a delight to see my friend.
00:03:06.240 Oh, hello.
00:03:08.200 You know, by the way, look what I'm wearing.
00:03:10.600 Linen?
00:03:11.060 I'm in a Dr. Loretta SPF
00:03:12.660 SPF shirt.
00:03:14.240 It was sent to us. It says SPF on it.
00:03:16.820 And as if by clockwork
00:03:19.280 the UPS man arrives, package in hand?
00:03:21.660 No.
00:03:22.060 I wonder what it is.
00:03:24.720 I wonder what they are.
00:03:25.580 i swear to god he yelled hi it's me what's the percentage what if it's sign only i'm gonna see
00:03:31.000 if he leaves no he's gone um first of all you know it's amazing imagine this 20 minutes ago
00:03:38.960 i was getting a massage the masseuse just left my home and god wait let me take a minute with this
00:03:44.380 in-home massage so this is the woman who i've talked about on poop before over a year ago she 1.00
00:03:50.820 came and give me lymphatic drainage lymphatic massage and she comes in and you're so good at 1.00
00:03:56.800 making fucking appointments I can teach you she and this was this is like once you start down the 0.96
00:04:03.680 path with someone of like wellness or anything she was like because I saw her over a year ago 0.99
00:04:07.480 she came in she's like I remember you like your body was so clean because last time when I saw
00:04:12.440 her because she's like has a very thick accent she's Brazilian there's like a lot of stuff that
00:04:17.460 to be honest I'm just like saying yes to things I don't know what she's saying 1.00
00:04:20.000 um oh my god it's so weird you bust that out so jacqueline just busted out the dennis gross
00:04:26.020 red light like neck thing which i just found well i was just thinking like
00:04:34.480 because you were talking about how i mean i know how religiously you use the
00:04:39.500 actual full dennis gross mask and i've like seen it on your nightstand and that's how you know
00:04:44.760 yeah totally i could tell it was in use yeah and i was like i gotta step it up i picked this thing
00:04:49.700 up i haven't touched this thing in a year yeah there it is held its charge fully so cool anyway
00:04:55.540 but she said to me last last time i saw her she was like i'm really surprised at how clean your
00:05:00.540 body is she was like you really have like no blocks clean yeah like no blocks like the lymph
00:05:05.040 system or whatever like your energetic pathways i don't really even know lymph something yeah but
00:05:10.700 she was like yeah and then this time she was like she was like nothing bad but like you have new
00:05:15.460 blocks and she's like she like she immediately it's unbelievable like like when people are just
00:05:20.280 gifted like she has my arm there and she just like immediately from starting the massage she goes
00:05:25.820 she touches my arm and she goes right up to this one spot on my arm presses on it pain yeah she's
00:05:30.900 like yeah you've bought you have a blockage right here and i'm like ow okay she's massaging it she's
00:05:35.880 like don't worry like did you say ow and then she said yeah no no she was like i'm not like doubting
00:05:39.940 her. I just want to know the process. No, no. She touched my arm. She immediately went to one
00:05:44.700 spot like on my arm and was like pressing it. And I was like, Ooh, she was like, yeah,
00:05:49.040 you've got a block there. And she was like, it's okay. Like it'll, you know, it'll go away or
00:05:53.040 whatever. She's like, they're not deep, but she was like, yeah, you've got these new blocks.
00:05:56.120 She's like the last eight months. She's like, this one's eight months old. I was like, it's
00:06:00.040 so interesting because I was like thinking back and I was like, wait, the last eight months when
00:06:03.680 things i just have been under unusual duress yeah and i was like that's crazy and so but then she's
00:06:11.300 like yeah you gotta ask the angel angels for help i was like don't i fucking know it and she said 0.72
00:06:16.400 you need to yeah she was like she was like don't do it alone and then she like grabbed my my like 0.88
00:06:20.840 throat in this way and she was like you're not saying something like hurt like my throat she
00:06:26.640 didn't grab my throat she was doing like massaging but she was like some things like you haven't said
00:06:33.520 something to someone or something classic chakra and then she yeah it was cool but then she's like 0.94
00:06:38.560 close your eyes she's like touching my stomach like what colors do you see and it's that thing
00:06:42.480 where i'm kind of like uh purple like i'm just kind of yeah like yeah and then she's like you
00:06:47.540 have to eat pear i was like okay she's like you need fruit she's like you need to be eating a lot
00:06:51.360 more fruit i was like totally that's really interesting considering what did i tell you
00:06:55.900 fruit fruit well i love up your fruit massively no but i was telling you that you need to up the
00:07:01.760 quantities yeah you were you were and so i just think i was tuned into something by the way you'll
00:07:06.480 be thrilled to know guess what i had for lunch plant strong veggie burgers we made the mix oh
00:07:13.720 my god you made them you made the patties yeah well yeah because it's it's a mix right you had
00:07:18.740 you had you had hot water we added spices whatever boom burger patties on english muffin loved it
00:07:26.380 Well, I had, okay, amazing.
00:07:28.880 I had plant-strong pancakes.
00:07:32.680 Ooh.
00:07:33.180 And I invented something.
00:07:34.540 What?
00:07:34.940 It's called pancake mash, okay?
00:07:37.120 What's that?
00:07:37.600 And it's, I don't, I struggle with waiting till the bubbles are in the center of the pancake to flip them, that whole thing.
00:07:44.980 Yeah.
00:07:45.620 I really struggle with basically cooking a pancake.
00:07:48.140 Well, baking goods are impossible because of the wait.
00:07:51.400 Like it's done out of the oven, you have to wait.
00:07:53.460 I mean, at least the oven, you set it and forget it, right?
00:07:58.540 I mean, you're standing there with a pan.
00:08:00.340 It's like, and I just want it so badly. 1.00
00:08:02.400 So I said, well, if these were eggs, I would say, fuck it. 1.00
00:08:06.200 I'm not making an omelet here. 1.00
00:08:07.740 I'm going to make scramble.
00:08:08.880 I'm going to push it around the pan to cook it up into, I do scrambled eggs often in favor of an omelet, right?
00:08:16.340 Yeah.
00:08:16.780 Probably prefer what's going on there.
00:08:18.280 So I just started spatula, the pancake around the pan.
00:08:24.480 Made a pancake scramble.
00:08:26.360 Cook, cook, cook.
00:08:27.780 Delicious.
00:08:28.520 I believe it.
00:08:29.440 I don't look pretty, but it don't matter.
00:08:31.680 I believe it.
00:08:32.700 She's got a heart of gold, my pancake mash.
00:08:34.420 I get it.
00:08:35.120 Blueberries in, of course.
00:08:36.040 Pancake scramble, yeah.
00:08:37.680 Mmm, pancake scramble.
00:08:40.040 Well, one thing we've been talking about.
00:08:41.540 Tell me more.
00:08:41.940 I'm dying for this planet.
00:08:43.120 This is everything you dream of.
00:08:44.060 What?
00:08:44.200 Oh, about the woman?
00:08:45.720 Well, I'm going to have her back.
00:08:46.720 I'm going to have her back.
00:08:47.980 Well, because then you zoom out and you look at your life.
00:08:50.320 I'm like, oh, wow.
00:08:50.980 I had acupuncture on Monday and today lymphatic massage.
00:08:54.520 Can you believe it?
00:08:55.280 Yeah.
00:08:55.560 But I'm only doing the acupuncture thing.
00:08:58.000 I don't know how long I'll do it.
00:08:59.460 It's kind of like coming out of the egg retrieval.
00:09:02.240 You know, I kind of like gave myself the gift of like, I'm going to do this stuff.
00:09:06.300 Oh, there it is again.
00:09:07.060 To reset.
00:09:08.620 You know, the way you require for yourself these legitimacy.
00:09:14.160 I know.
00:09:14.580 It's always got to be, well, because of blah, blah, blah.
00:09:16.620 Because you're not someone who thinks it's like wrong to, right?
00:09:23.900 I mean, cheapness.
00:09:25.560 No, I guess it just sounds so extravagant.
00:09:28.200 But anyway, but the woman, it was great.
00:09:32.860 The massage was great.
00:09:33.700 And she was like, you meditate, right?
00:09:35.000 I was like, yep.
00:09:36.060 I haven't in months.
00:09:37.220 But you know what I mean?
00:09:37.840 But I felt like she was picking it up.
00:09:39.460 And? 0.99
00:09:39.980 She was like, yeah, your body's good at that. 0.98
00:09:41.500 By the way 0.87
00:09:44.500 I just discovered this sitting here
00:09:46.820 I haven't tried it yet
00:09:47.640 What color is that?
00:09:48.680 Is it At Last?
00:09:49.440 No it's not At Last
00:09:50.360 My favorite Ilya blush is At Last
00:09:52.380 It's Dreamer
00:09:53.180 Yeah
00:09:53.660 It's Dreamer
00:09:54.720 And this is the
00:09:55.940 I was very excited about
00:09:57.580 The Multi Stick
00:09:59.020 With avocado oil
00:10:01.180 Orange peel wax
00:10:01.800 Famously used in May December
00:10:03.300 The film
00:10:03.820 Really?
00:10:05.000 Yeah that's the blush 1.00
00:10:05.800 That Julianne Moore uses 1.00
00:10:07.100 I remember because I saw the film
00:10:08.760 I go that's Ilya
00:10:09.480 That's Ilya folks
00:10:10.660 and at the premiere they had ilia in the gift bag folks no no yeah oh yeah so i imagine
00:10:18.340 i okay so i got the massage but it's funny how it goes in your head right like oh yeah i hear
00:10:24.400 these blocks and now suddenly i'm like oh god i gotta get the blocks out like it's like it's
00:10:28.180 like you people you can slide into orthorexia pretty quickly or you know what i mean um
00:10:33.040 or just like the fear of like oh yeah get the blocks out and you're like it's fine of course
00:10:38.440 there are blocks of course there are blocks right now that there hadn't been a year ago right you
00:10:42.220 just have to we have to go through different seasons sometimes you're gonna have blocks
00:10:45.300 sometimes you're not that's okay doesn't mean anything's wrong but I want the blocks out I
00:10:50.520 mean there's no point in going to acupuncture or a lymphatic person if there are no blocks you know
00:10:55.240 it's like that's what you want you want to hear there's something to fix oh I told her because
00:10:58.340 my friend my fancy friend recommended this lymph massage woman and I texted my friend I was like
00:11:06.920 oh i've got new blocks whatever she goes see her in two weeks i'll be gone 1.00
00:11:10.660 uh um in other news we were asking about electronic toothbrushes and a hag reached out 0.99
00:11:17.820 and said with a message so detailed i thought does this hag work for this brand by the way who
00:11:23.280 cares but they're like yeah the electronic toothbrush you need is surrey right i reach
00:11:27.960 out to surrey they're sending them very sleek kind of gentrified electronic toothbrush
00:11:34.880 you know they sell it at air one no you're joking i'm not joking that is the toothbrush
00:11:40.600 you've seen as an end cap an aisle cap at air one holy shit i had no idea 40 days it was like
00:11:47.880 charge that's cool it was poog corner at air one he's fulfilled oh okay you going what color
00:11:54.780 toothbrush you want okay me like so in the middle of something right but was still able to take a
00:11:59.740 quick glance at the Surrey that you link to
00:12:01.840 and it's right back winter fern.
00:12:04.420 And that's the one I wanted.
00:12:05.800 I responded, two winter ferns, please.
00:12:07.720 I love it. Blueland also reached
00:12:09.700 out because I was begging for Blueland,
00:12:11.700 which is great, too. You've got to send me a Blueland.
00:12:14.100 Oh, yeah. I meant to send
00:12:15.700 you. I mean, I like it all.
00:12:17.840 Well, I'll tell you about Blueland. I've been using
00:12:19.680 the dishwasher tablets. As we all know, my life has
00:12:21.660 changed now to being a dishwasher user.
00:12:25.120 Okay, so
00:12:25.740 my now... You know, you can put other things in there, too.
00:12:28.260 Like what?
00:12:28.820 Wait, let me look.
00:12:30.760 Because that's kind of exciting for you.
00:12:32.060 I'm just trying to think of other things that dishwasher can also clean.
00:12:35.580 What else does someone put in a dishwasher?
00:12:37.540 I mean, you know.
00:12:38.880 All right.
00:12:39.240 Well, like here's an example. 0.60
00:12:41.160 The scrub brush is used to clean your dishes.
00:12:44.620 Oh, interesting.
00:12:45.700 Okay.
00:12:45.900 That is new information.
00:12:47.620 Or I like to throw the mesh drain, you know.
00:12:55.460 Oh, yeah.
00:12:56.140 Yeah.
00:12:56.460 The drain thing in there. 0.72
00:12:57.840 the drain thing that catches the shit throw that in there keep that nice and fresh yeah amazing i
00:13:04.140 know there's other ones um i had um do you sort your like do you put the forks in with the forks 0.59
00:13:12.620 you know i'm saying uh wait what do you mean so as you're loading utensils into the dishwasher
00:13:19.380 right you just throw them in there in the you just throw them wherever this this dishwasher
00:13:24.760 has like a little thing where you put a single utensil in like a hole it's like a holder so you
00:13:30.500 like you can't just throw them in unfortunately each one gets a you mean each one one one yeah
00:13:35.020 each single fork yeah gets like a holy holder is it challenging no does it knock have to knock
00:13:43.880 in at both sides like no it's just like a lot to ask it's kind of it's hard for me to describe i
00:13:50.560 don't do well with spatial configurations interesting i excel at abstract uh geometry
00:13:55.520 um one thing i texted you today and you kind of yeah you kind of helped me through it um
00:14:01.300 yesterday and today shocking mood danger wanting to rip people's heads off not yelling at anyone
00:14:07.760 which is internal fury everything being so hard where i go it's impossible just there's just
00:14:15.580 insurmountable tasks insurmountable admin um self-loathing and not being able to mail a single
00:14:22.600 form well yeah and being emailed every four days by a company hey can you get that form out in the
00:14:28.420 mail today a week later hey checking back on the form in the mail today i haven't mailed things in
00:14:34.460 years it's it's impossible you know we were sent something that i actually did start using i just
00:14:42.480 want to say and have had some success with which is what I think it might still be in beta duck
00:14:49.100 bill what the fuck is that we were sent this we each got an account okay and it does tasks for
00:14:57.040 you and I think the full version of it long term is you know someone signs up for like I think like 0.98
00:15:03.980 $99 a month or something okay I forget do your own research you know not that here but
00:15:08.540 and it's I think it's like just unlimited tasks okay so for example I've been testing the system
00:15:15.880 okay and you know you write in a little chat message like and I'm just like like so these
00:15:23.040 things that have been hanging over me like one of my little gimbals my dgi osmo gimbal camera
00:15:28.840 that has had a problem for like a long time I just like can't bring myself and I'm like
00:15:33.500 and call Sammy's camera store
00:15:35.240 and ask them if they will rehabilitate my Osmo, you know?
00:15:38.740 Yeah. 0.93
00:15:39.180 And if not, what do I do?
00:15:41.200 And they did it.
00:15:42.100 What do you mean they did it?
00:15:43.000 The next thing I know, they're like...
00:15:44.780 Like AI did it?
00:15:45.840 Well, this is a service.
00:15:47.020 So they've got like a team of... 0.93
00:15:48.220 No, they've got like a team of people slash AIs
00:15:50.320 is as far as I can tell, okay?
00:15:52.580 So they're like...
00:15:54.940 I think what they're doing is...
00:15:57.500 I think it's...
00:15:58.120 I'm going to ask them how it works
00:15:59.480 because that's the feeling I get.
00:16:00.880 So I'm like...
00:16:02.500 So I literally had them make doctor's appointments.
00:16:04.820 No.
00:16:05.120 Okay.
00:16:05.780 And it worked.
00:16:06.600 And like annoy me, like they're texting or like the messages is coming through the app 0.96
00:16:09.820 and they're like, hey, so like here are two, you know, gynecologists, you know, you know, 0.99
00:16:15.280 and I'm like, I'm like, are they good?
00:16:17.940 And it's like, it's like this one, you know, is this, this and this, but some people there's
00:16:22.640 been, there are mixed reviews when you look at it under da da da, you know, like, but
00:16:26.100 this other one, you know, he's been, he's been for 45 years and a lot of people seem
00:16:30.560 to really like you know i'm like book it what okay okay so i've gone to one doctor's appointment
00:16:37.060 i have two more on the books good for you because of phone call avoidance that's okay so and they
00:16:42.800 reached out to say how's duck bill going and i'm like it's been seamlessly integrated into my life
00:16:46.460 terrified that like the membership's gonna like end on me i need before i fully tested thank you
00:16:52.220 for i'm writing down duck bill it's a huge ad then i was like what else did i ask them to do
00:16:57.460 I was like trying to test the bounds.
00:16:59.540 I was like, create a graphic for me.
00:17:01.300 Like utilizing the media,
00:17:05.240 the brand Bible of getting your knees.
00:17:07.580 Well, I guess that's the AI element.
00:17:09.220 Like Texas person.
00:17:11.080 I mean, technically, I don't know.
00:17:13.260 It seems like it,
00:17:14.360 I really don't know how it works.
00:17:15.720 Because they say,
00:17:16.380 because I know that there are humans,
00:17:18.260 I think they're called co-pilots or something.
00:17:20.040 But I think it's,
00:17:22.120 I'm not really sure what's going on.
00:17:24.120 I will report more,
00:17:24.900 but I can't lie and say it hasn't helped me.
00:17:28.640 That's huge.
00:17:30.720 That's massive in my book.
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00:18:51.800 I'm back with more one-off interviews with some truly kick-ass women on The Girlfriend's Spotlight. 0.96
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00:19:04.100 And then there's Vaisaka.
00:19:05.860 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.
00:19:09.960 Leila dared to ask the question.
00:19:12.420 Is badness hereditary?
00:19:14.480 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.
00:19:16.580 If it wasn't for the year where Ella lived,
00:19:19.420 she wouldn't have died on that fatal night.
00:19:22.340 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,
00:19:24.080 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.
00:19:27.100 I'm not too intimidated by her.
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00:21:16.120 I have a fixation on finding a protein powder that's tasty.
00:21:23.460 And I don't care if it's, I don't care what's in it.
00:21:27.360 Here's a question, why are you looking for protein?
00:21:31.380 Why am I looking for protein?
00:21:32.780 Because I'm obsessed with this.
00:21:34.160 I know it's all over, but 30 grams of protein in the morning.
00:21:38.180 I believe it.
00:21:39.260 I really feel a difference when I get the protein.
00:21:40.280 Where did you get this info?
00:21:41.920 Just the internet and a naturopath.
00:21:45.260 Interesting. 1.00
00:21:45.800 That women need 30 grams of protein in the morning. 1.00
00:21:50.700 I mean, you might want to do a little reading on Perfect Amino. 1.00
00:21:55.280 The powder?
00:21:56.120 Remember I told you that's the one that tells you, what is it?
00:21:59.360 Perfect Amino, body health, Perfect Amino.
00:22:01.580 That's what I'm on.
00:22:02.200 I've actually got an affiliate link or like a...
00:22:06.060 I'll use it because I need it.
00:22:07.200 You should drop that.
00:22:08.040 It tastes really bad.
00:22:09.020 It's powder.
00:22:10.220 The taste is brutal.
00:22:11.060 Kind of.
00:22:11.360 I mean, I don't mind it.
00:22:12.440 But you blend it into smoothies and stuff?
00:22:14.400 No, you actually don't because you have it plain.
00:22:17.980 Okay, because...
00:22:18.900 In water?
00:22:19.360 The idea of it is the, yeah, amino acids.
00:22:22.600 It's the exact right ratio of amino acids.
00:22:25.060 Okay.
00:22:25.380 The building blocks, right?
00:22:26.580 It has like all of them lined up.
00:22:27.760 How much protein?
00:22:28.020 You eat them without any other food.
00:22:29.440 So there's no Tetris blocks left out of the mix.
00:22:32.200 Okay.
00:22:32.620 This is like the problem with other forms of protein.
00:22:34.740 So they're like, according to this, you know, guy whose pamphlet I read.
00:22:38.280 Hang on.
00:22:38.560 I want to be clear.
00:22:39.460 You drink it in plain water on an empty stomach.
00:22:42.060 Yeah.
00:22:42.560 And then you can eat.
00:22:43.880 Yeah.
00:22:44.800 How long have you been privately doing this?
00:22:47.080 Privately?
00:22:47.740 Check the record.
00:22:48.600 I know.
00:22:48.900 How long?
00:22:49.360 I've been pushing it for ages.
00:22:51.700 Well, I fell off for a little bit.
00:22:52.740 I sort of spaced out, but probably several months.
00:22:58.340 I was, so I like to use it.
00:23:01.060 I'm astonished.
00:23:01.680 how much protein per serving i bought i paid out of pocket for the perfect aminos reds
00:23:06.840 the red powder yeah i remember that you're like there's no protein in that i don't think
00:23:12.160 no that that's what it is the protein is protein is built of amino acids okay okay this is like
00:23:21.340 the thing it's like there's a lot of myths out there about protein okay there's even a book out
00:23:27.040 They're called, like, proteinaholics or whatever, okay?
00:23:30.080 And it's, like, we have these ideas, you know, the whole thing also, like, we can't build muscle without whatever, eating, like, an animal's muscle.
00:23:39.780 And it's, like, this is, like, you know, plant-based sort of information where they're, like, have you seen, you know, an elephant or whatever?
00:23:50.760 Have you seen the biggest, strongest?
00:23:53.860 Have you seen a cow?
00:23:55.300 What is it?
00:23:56.320 Grass.
00:23:57.040 Right, right.
00:23:57.800 And it's more muscular than you.
00:24:00.480 So there's like this, anyway, Perfect Amino guy.
00:24:05.160 He was searching for the perfect protein, Perfect Amino,
00:24:10.480 because he was like a childhood vegan.
00:24:12.540 I want to be clear, if Perfect Amino does not send a haul to us,
00:24:16.520 this will all be wiped from the episode and we'll see to it.
00:24:20.060 You can just, yeah, block out the brand name.
00:24:22.020 From anger.
00:24:22.620 Until it's time.
00:24:27.040 I gotta get my energy up
00:24:28.740 I'm talking in this register
00:24:30.400 and I want to apologize to everyone 1.00
00:24:32.720 Celsius sent us 1.00
00:24:36.960 so I have
00:24:38.560 I'm back on Celsius
00:24:39.680 you guys we got sent
00:24:42.500 three pallets of Celsius
00:24:44.260 no no
00:24:46.320 not pallets
00:24:47.720 wait oh no
00:24:48.800 for years
00:24:51.660 you've been saying pallets
00:24:53.880 about things
00:24:54.780 what's the word what's the word no no the word is right oh but to me a palette like like when
00:25:00.500 they're shipping you know they're shipping something right like product like massive
00:25:04.780 amount of product right you're like saying palettes technically palettes as far as i 0.97
00:25:08.200 understand are like four and a half feet by four and a half feet oh shit they're the wood slats
00:25:13.340 okay i get it there's two layers you've seen them people make coffee tables out of them that whole 0.52
00:25:17.220 thing yeah so every time you've been like yeah i ordered a palette of you know mountain valley
00:25:23.560 to my home or whatever.
00:25:24.760 That's what I've been picturing.
00:25:25.680 And now I'm realizing that what we got, right,
00:25:27.460 was a small case, a cardboard box,
00:25:30.820 12 inches by eight of Celsius, three of those,
00:25:34.580 generous amount.
00:25:36.680 So all I'm saying is you're saying three pallets,
00:25:40.380 they might be picturing something
00:25:41.640 that's four feet by five feet
00:25:43.140 when in fact it's eight inches by 12 inches.
00:25:45.500 Yeah, that's my idea of pallet.
00:25:46.880 Like if you got a 12 pack.
00:25:49.960 Is it a 12 pack or is it a 24?
00:25:51.900 Retroactively.
00:25:52.940 Yeah.
00:25:53.560 Um, I think it's actually 24.
00:25:57.060 I think it's 24.
00:25:58.020 Heyo. 0.84
00:25:58.880 Four times six.
00:26:00.080 I'm kind of picturing my mind.
00:26:00.960 I tried to do a little row of them.
00:26:02.020 I tried to do a basic multiplication the other day.
00:26:05.060 I think it was, what was it?
00:26:06.900 It was four times 21 maybe.
00:26:11.040 And I was trying to really visualize it.
00:26:13.760 Couldn't do it.
00:26:15.560 How'd you, um.
00:26:16.760 Let me see if I can do it right now.
00:26:17.820 Let me see if I can do it right now.
00:26:18.860 Yeah.
00:26:19.100 Four times 21.
00:26:20.180 Hang on.
00:26:20.820 But talk, talk, talk.
00:26:21.740 Okay.
00:26:21.900 Okay, first I want to cheat the system and go, what's two times four?
00:26:24.480 Eight.
00:26:25.840 Is it?
00:26:26.280 Okay, here's my first guess.
00:26:27.100 Here's my first guess.
00:26:27.880 Hang on.
00:26:28.300 Okay.
00:26:29.040 Here's my first guess.
00:26:29.860 What is it?
00:26:30.220 Four times 21?
00:26:31.000 Okay, hang on.
00:26:32.480 One second.
00:26:35.260 Is it 84?
00:26:36.200 Do it out loud.
00:26:36.760 Is it 84?
00:26:37.420 No, the whole point is to.
00:26:38.760 Is it 84?
00:26:39.460 Yeah.
00:26:39.920 Yes.
00:26:40.560 Yes.
00:26:40.940 Yes.
00:26:41.460 But wait, do the thinking out loud.
00:26:42.980 Let's try another one.
00:26:43.720 Two times 36.
00:26:44.680 Okay.
00:26:45.740 Do it out loud.
00:26:46.540 Don't whisper it this time.
00:26:47.720 Okay.
00:26:47.940 Okay.
00:26:48.360 So then I go, two times 36 is 36 plus 36.
00:26:51.900 so
00:26:52.960 2 carry the 1
00:26:54.940 72
00:26:56.180 no
00:26:56.440 Kate
00:26:58.220 did I get it?
00:27:00.820 did I get it?
00:27:01.640 no I'm horrified that you're
00:27:03.420 so I mean
00:27:04.440 this is just
00:27:05.000 this is way
00:27:05.600 but did I get it?
00:27:06.620 I'm like
00:27:06.840 and by the way
00:27:07.560 I have my own
00:27:08.860 I have my own
00:27:10.520 like you just did this
00:27:11.440 wait how long
00:27:11.660 you want me to
00:27:12.100 you want me to call it out
00:27:13.300 spell out the system?
00:27:14.720 exactly what you're doing
00:27:15.480 yeah
00:27:15.660 because what did I give you?
00:27:16.860 what was the assignment?
00:27:17.960 2 times 36
00:27:18.600 2 times 36
00:27:19.160 so I did 6 plus 6 is 12
00:27:21.120 I put a two there.
00:27:24.280 I put a two there, carried the one.
00:27:26.280 And then you're carrying a one.
00:27:27.120 But you're envisioning. 0.56
00:27:28.360 I'm visualizing it.
00:27:29.380 Three plus three.
00:27:30.420 Now I feel like a genius.
00:27:31.560 I'm holding it in my head.
00:27:32.200 Look at this.
00:27:32.640 Three plus three.
00:27:34.400 Six plus one.
00:27:35.340 Seven.
00:27:36.640 72.
00:27:37.780 Wait.
00:27:38.700 Yeah.
00:27:39.280 Yeah.
00:27:40.200 But so.
00:27:40.840 Give me one.
00:27:41.380 You did it.
00:27:42.260 You did it with pencil and paper in your head is my point.
00:27:45.300 I did it in my head with pencil and paper in my head.
00:27:47.640 Yeah.
00:27:48.780 Yeah.
00:27:49.000 Or the other one I did differently, whatever one that was.
00:27:54.720 Yeah.
00:27:55.440 I felt like I was cheating the system.
00:27:57.580 It was, what was it?
00:28:02.080 This is, I can't understand.
00:28:04.880 Cheating the system, this is huge.
00:28:07.420 Okay.
00:28:08.560 Next four episodes are devoted to this.
00:28:10.960 Numbers and how we deal with them in our head.
00:28:12.880 Yeah.
00:28:13.660 Cannot be overstated as one of my primary interests.
00:28:16.200 Oh my God, I had no idea.
00:28:17.080 Because I have my own psychoses around these things, but I become very conscious of them
00:28:21.580 and try to fix them.
00:28:22.180 So I can also, you know, succeed at the SATs because I look at these people around me and
00:28:27.080 I go, I don't believe you're more intelligent than me.
00:28:31.160 I believe you locked in on a very specific way of doing a problem instead of 30 different
00:28:36.480 ways of doing a problem.
00:28:37.820 And your limited thinking is actually serving you now.
00:28:41.980 Yeah.
00:28:42.720 Right.
00:28:43.620 Anyway.
00:28:44.720 Okay.
00:28:45.260 So hold on.
00:28:45.740 will you talk about how you did the other one
00:28:48.180 what was it 4 times 21
00:28:49.620 so I saw 4 21's
00:28:52.940 in a row 0.57
00:28:53.660 so all I have to do is add up the 2's
00:28:56.720 that's 8
00:28:59.080 and then there are the 1's right there
00:29:01.500 and that's 4 of them
00:29:03.560 so 84
00:29:04.400 that's a really easy one
00:29:07.040 give me a hard one
00:29:08.160 did you see them
00:29:10.100 I saw them stacked
00:29:11.660 I'll write it down this time so I don't forget
00:29:13.080 I saw them stacked
00:29:14.000 Okay. And you saw, and you saw the numbers like written.
00:29:18.660 Yep.
00:29:19.500 Not, not beans, not, you know.
00:29:22.180 Not beans. I saw the numbers.
00:29:24.040 All right. Nine times 36.
00:29:25.920 Oh, I like this little bit of it. 1.00
00:29:27.540 And she wants to play tough. 0.86
00:29:28.760 I like that.
00:29:30.180 Nine times 36.
00:29:31.720 Okay, here we go.
00:29:32.680 So this one, I go crazy because I go, it's not beans.
00:29:35.460 I can't stack them up.
00:29:36.240 I can't stack up nine 36s. 1.00
00:29:37.780 That's too hard.
00:29:38.680 So what I'm going to do is I do 36 times nine.
00:29:41.340 So nine times six, by the way, already stumped. 0.97
00:29:44.000 I'm completely fucking stumped. 0.92
00:29:46.660 On what nine times six is? 0.97
00:29:48.120 Yeah, let me...
00:29:48.860 Or...
00:29:49.620 Yeah, nine times six is not going down easy for me.
00:29:52.580 So wait, but what I'm hearing,
00:29:53.920 and what I'm hearing,
00:29:54.680 I just want to make sure,
00:29:55.460 are you doing it in your head again over a line?
00:29:57.520 Are you putting nine on the bottom and 36?
00:29:59.360 Yeah.
00:30:00.720 Nine times six? 1.00
00:30:01.840 Who the fuck knows that? 0.99
00:30:03.880 34, okay. 1.00
00:30:04.920 Are you serious?
00:30:06.560 I think so.
00:30:07.060 Is that from memorizing?
00:30:08.060 Is that from like...
00:30:09.080 Are you going back to childhood memorization?
00:30:10.160 Oh, yeah, that's from memorizing.
00:30:11.500 Yeah, that's absolutely from memorizing.
00:30:13.140 So you're the language way.
00:30:15.160 The multiplication table is from memorizing. 0.95
00:30:17.920 I'm not doing the work.
00:30:19.620 You're not like seeing it.
00:30:21.400 Yeah, but what I could sit there and do if I really wanted to, right,
00:30:24.380 is go like, because what were we talking about?
00:30:27.240 Nine times six?
00:30:28.760 Nine times six, yeah.
00:30:30.220 Really tough.
00:30:32.240 But let's just play this out.
00:30:34.060 Nine times six, okay?
00:30:35.020 You know it's 54.
00:30:35.920 Now what are you going to do with that? 0.93
00:30:37.740 Well, now I'm screwed.
00:30:38.780 What was the original question? 0.91
00:30:40.820 Nine times 36.
00:30:41.760 Okay, so 54. God, this is hard. I can't hold it in my head. So the four goes down there.
00:30:48.060 See, yeah, you're drawing in your head again.
00:30:49.540 I lost it again. I lost it again.
00:30:51.020 Yeah, you're drawing in your head. This is...
00:30:53.020 The mistake.
00:30:54.220 Well, no, not a mistake, but it's like...
00:30:56.480 I can't hold on.
00:30:57.340 It's like... No one can. I mean, some people can, I guess, but that's like a totally different skill.
00:31:03.280 See what I'm saying?
00:31:04.040 Yeah.
00:31:04.600 So I can't help but feel that you were robbed. You know what I'm saying?
00:31:10.500 like yeah like that wasn't the way to do it you're yeah there's a way there's a there's a
00:31:16.740 now I do feel like once you get out of school depending on kind of you know there can be a
00:31:23.060 quick and dirty fashion that develops that like isn't the best and you just but you're used to
00:31:28.100 it so you do it and I feel like I have some of those like like the options like like technically
00:31:34.540 speaking what do I do if right now I go nine times 36 now because they're listening there's
00:31:39.320 like an inherent panic and i'm self-conscious and so i don't know what i'd really do in life
00:31:44.060 but but like i'm i'm trying to you know like have an impressive version so let me like try to just
00:31:50.100 like be real right now if i'm like really quickly let me do it okay i'm like because i'm almost
00:31:54.380 panicking and starting to think of like what someone else might do yeah for example so nine
00:31:58.420 times 36 right well here's a question right it's like let me just go like rogue 10 times 10 times
00:32:04.620 36 you know what that is 3600 baby right 3600 what'd you say am i wrong 360 3600 3600 am i wrong 0.92
00:32:16.000 fuck oh 3600 360 360 360 yeah no i know i know i know i didn't know by the way i thought i had 0.96
00:32:26.940 Jad is zero, right? 0.99
00:32:29.240 Hang on, hang on.
00:32:31.680 360 times 10 is three.
00:32:35.280 Okay, let's play this out.
00:32:36.600 Let's play this out.
00:32:37.060 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:32:37.840 This is going to be huge for you, okay?
00:32:39.100 36 times 10.
00:32:42.020 360.
00:32:43.580 Yeah, okay.
00:32:45.080 360 times 10.
00:32:46.480 3600.
00:32:49.180 Okay, 3600 times 10.
00:32:52.980 Oh, you want to play hardball?
00:32:55.280 360,000.
00:32:57.720 No.
00:32:58.860 Okay.
00:33:02.100 So I just said, what did I say?
00:33:03.960 3,600, right?
00:33:05.700 Times 10.
00:33:07.260 Hang on here.
00:33:08.120 Three, three, three, three.
00:33:09.180 I feel like the three.
00:33:10.560 I lost it.
00:33:11.640 3,600, right?
00:33:13.620 Times 10.
00:33:14.180 So did you notice a pattern with the other two?
00:33:16.140 Yeah, more zeros.
00:33:17.760 What was it?
00:33:18.820 Adding zeros.
00:33:19.520 No, but what was it?
00:33:20.760 It got bigger.
00:33:21.580 Yeah.
00:33:22.660 Yeah.
00:33:23.480 By?
00:33:25.000 100-ish.
00:33:26.940 No, no, no.
00:33:27.740 Don't answer what you think is right.
00:33:29.140 Just trust yourself.
00:33:30.760 Got bigger with zeros.
00:33:31.520 36, right?
00:33:32.240 Times 10.
00:33:32.980 Add a zero.
00:33:33.760 36 times 10.
00:33:34.920 Two zeros.
00:33:35.620 Yeah.
00:33:36.340 Oh, okay.
00:33:37.500 And then how many zeros?
00:33:39.600 Three zeros.
00:33:42.040 On and on we go.
00:33:43.880 So we become millionaires.
00:33:44.960 And so let's see if you can get the answer now.
00:33:46.880 Okay, what's the question?
00:33:48.980 3,600 times 10.
00:33:51.380 it's not 360 000 no hold on 3 600 wait wait that was what we started with times 10
00:34:03.740 okay okay so
00:34:04.840 wait is it a random number like 38 wait
00:34:14.240 no hold on let's do this okay 360 what was the question 3,600 times 10
00:34:22.440 yeah and do you have a pencil no i'm using my finger 3,600 times 10 uh-huh and what do we do
00:34:32.960 when we're timesing by 10 what do we learn we do out of zero you had it before yes so so now i'm
00:34:40.140 gonna tell you something i know how your brain is yes yes thank god okay yeah okay cool okay
00:34:47.140 this is rider strong and i have a new podcast called the red weather it was many and many a
00:35:01.980 year ago in a kingdom by the sea in 1995 my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune
00:35:08.720 It was hard to wrap your head around.
00:35:10.100 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:35:13.740 No, I am not your guru.
00:35:17.500 And back then, I lied to my parents.
00:35:20.140 I lied to police.
00:35:21.400 I lied to everybody.
00:35:22.180 There were years, Ryder, where I could not say your name.
00:35:25.380 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,
00:35:28.040 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,
00:35:30.860 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.
00:35:34.220 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods
00:35:37.140 and not the obvious boyfriend?
00:35:38.720 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.92
00:35:41.740 I'll teach you sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 0.90
00:35:44.760 Boom, boom. 0.97
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00:35:56.760 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield, from The Girlfriends,
00:36:00.180 the number one hit true crime show that puts women right in the center of their own stories.
00:36:06.640 I'm back with more one-off interviews 0.97
00:36:08.760 with some truly kick-ass women on The Girlfriend's Spotlight. 1.00
00:36:13.680 I want to introduce you to Sylvia. 0.97
00:36:16.200 I'm going to climb this.
00:36:18.560 And then there's Vaisaka.
00:36:20.680 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.
00:36:24.800 Leila dared to ask the question.
00:36:27.260 Is badness hereditary?
00:36:29.300 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.
00:36:31.100 If it wasn't for the year where Ella lived,
00:36:34.060 she wouldn't have died on that fatal night you'll even get to meet my mum in that one
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00:38:28.200 Now, I would argue, because those numbers, as artists, okay, have emotional qualities to them,
00:38:40.860 and I would say 3,600 even has a different quality than 3,600, right?
00:38:45.460 Oh, yeah.
00:38:46.500 When articulated, even though they're the same number, right?
00:38:48.420 3,600 is sexy.
00:38:49.220 3,600 is, you're in the mud.
00:38:53.500 You're counting pennies.
00:38:55.360 Well, 1,500 or...
00:38:58.200 1,500.
00:38:59.940 I prefer 1,500.
00:39:01.000 It really depends on the context, right?
00:39:02.220 Yeah.
00:39:02.860 Yeah, it's like we're not overselling it.
00:39:05.560 Like I said 1K the other day about something and-
00:39:08.560 Sexy.
00:39:09.300 People were like, I've never heard.
00:39:13.300 Versus 1,000.
00:39:14.160 Anyone opt to describe-
00:39:16.160 Because 1K.
00:39:18.400 It's a situation.
00:39:19.520 I was like, they're giving me 1K.
00:39:21.660 It was poverty.
00:39:22.540 1K.
00:39:22.980 It's like really amazing.
00:39:24.480 It makes 1K.
00:39:25.220 It's like 1K.
00:39:28.620 You know what I mean?
00:39:29.520 Because people... 1.00
00:39:30.440 Well, it's like if you're talking K, 0.76
00:39:31.720 if you're talking K, right? 1.00
00:39:32.460 You're talking to big Ks. 0.98
00:39:33.720 Why are we talking about K?
00:39:34.620 We're talking to thousands of people.
00:39:35.980 Yeah, you're like 850K versus 1K.
00:39:39.540 10K.
00:39:39.960 Well, here's what will blow your mind.
00:39:41.220 Yeah.
00:39:41.800 A million dollars.
00:39:42.800 Well, here we go.
00:39:43.780 Now you want to play the game? 1.00
00:39:45.120 See, Kate, this is where shit gets real. 1.00
00:39:46.860 Okay. 1.00
00:39:47.920 Okay?
00:39:48.600 Talking about like,
00:39:49.980 going to buy a house or whatever.
00:39:51.380 Yeah.
00:39:51.660 Okay, we're playing this out.
00:39:54.180 Now, what I wanted to say
00:39:55.680 and what I wanted to offer you
00:39:57.140 is that when you're sitting there with a 3,600, right?
00:40:00.520 What are you picturing in your head?
00:40:02.820 3,600 or no?
00:40:05.160 3,600.
00:40:07.260 Yeah.
00:40:07.840 And we're going at a zero, right?
00:40:10.080 That whole game we were playing for a few minutes, right?
00:40:12.380 At a zero.
00:40:12.880 Yeah.
00:40:13.140 And that was stopping you.
00:40:14.280 Something was not computing there, right?
00:40:16.640 And it's almost like, I believe it's because in your head,
00:40:19.480 you have the shape of like 3,600, right?
00:40:23.580 And the 600 is like this block on the side there.
00:40:26.340 and when you try to add a zero to it 0.65
00:40:28.420 doesn't something like fuck up in your head 0.91
00:40:30.360 right? Yeah. It doesn't seem right 0.93
00:40:32.540 the zeros all blur together
00:40:33.680 and it's because when we
00:40:36.380 quote add a zero 0.98
00:40:37.520 we usually have to move the fucking comma 0.94
00:40:40.340 over to 36. Yeah the comma always 0.99
00:40:42.540 sucks. Okay so you're
00:40:44.460 not, so I was going to tell you
00:40:46.320 if you were going to write it down
00:40:47.460 you know with your finger. Don't do commas.
00:40:50.400 I was going to say fuck the comma. That's great. That's a great tip. 1.00
00:40:53.340 And then stare at it and go
00:40:54.480 if I was looking at this number where would I put the comma
00:40:56.220 okay now i know how to say it that's good that's good but like so like i panic right in the moment
00:41:02.040 i go nine times 36 right and i start to go well what if i did 10 times 36 in this experiment
00:41:07.440 right that's 360 right and then i go and then i could subtract 136 from that yeah that's good
00:41:13.020 that's good stuff but i hate subtraction but we'll talk about that right so but that's not
00:41:16.800 very pleasant right that's sort of like oh well subtraction is crazy because where does it start
00:41:20.700 okay this is a big question 12 minus 4 arguably I got it stay with me yeah um I know exactly what
00:41:30.160 your issue here is is it eight is the answer okay okay what was the question again yeah where does
00:41:37.440 it start I forgot where we were coming from oh 12 minus 4 like 12 minus 4 it's a whole thing I know
00:41:42.060 exactly do you get it right yeah I know before you're saying anything I know exactly what you 0.95
00:41:46.960 mean I love okay and this is and this is this is once again this is I will argue this shit for the 0.91
00:41:51.500 rest of my life because this is my personal chip on my shoulder okay you and I are suffering as a 0.91
00:41:56.400 result of our genius I believe it I love this no thank you okay okay so there's there's two things
00:42:01.600 going on with this there's the number line right there's this line and along the way there are
00:42:07.600 these demarcations almost of of what 12 is right yeah yeah and it's confusing because it's like
00:42:13.200 started zero in the first line you get one and then you get two but how is that a quantity like
00:42:19.380 if you had 12 beans it's confusing because a bean takes up space where a line is like a point along
00:42:23.860 yeah point along the line yeah okay it's it's it's it's off it's like there was this brain teaser
00:42:29.200 about books on a shelf and how many you could fit in a certain space and there was like something 0.59
00:42:34.580 about that it was fucked up and it tricked this exact part of the brain the point is 0.57
00:42:39.200 so yeah you're going where does it start at the end of a 12 kind of yes exactly yeah okay or sort 0.97
00:42:46.900 of at the beginning of the demarcation totally i believe you have a number line but instead of
00:42:53.100 it being a single line with with marks you have this you're combining the two things into one
00:43:00.120 thing and you have almost a line but in that line you have where 12 is you have
00:43:04.760 a block
00:43:06.940 that takes up space.
00:43:08.740 It's like,
00:43:09.580 so it's like
00:43:10.200 where within,
00:43:13.000 it's almost like
00:43:14.560 12 minus 12,
00:43:16.260 okay?
00:43:16.920 Mm-hmm,
00:43:17.400 mm-hmm.
00:43:18.940 Would almost
00:43:19.920 trick you.
00:43:22.160 Like.
00:43:23.260 Yeah, exactly.
00:43:23.940 Well, is there one left?
00:43:24.680 Almost like,
00:43:25.420 there it is.
00:43:26.200 Yeah.
00:43:27.160 No, I mean,
00:43:27.880 there's not.
00:43:28.360 Well, zero to one.
00:43:28.940 You want to talk about
00:43:29.500 zero to one?
00:43:30.400 When does one start?
00:43:31.340 Yeah.
00:43:32.140 The second after zero?
00:43:34.760 You know what I mean?
00:43:36.080 Or a little space.
00:43:36.920 Here's a zero.
00:43:37.860 This is exactly it.
00:43:39.480 This is one.
00:43:40.020 This is.
00:43:42.340 I feel so seen.
00:43:43.800 I feel so seen.
00:43:45.380 Kate, I know this is like, I could weep.
00:43:47.840 Okay.
00:43:48.160 I feel it.
00:43:48.940 Because there are people who, I have to cry.
00:43:53.100 Okay.
00:43:53.440 There are people like, there are people who could hear this.
00:43:58.000 Okay.
00:43:58.820 Yeah.
00:44:00.120 And, and be astounded.
00:44:02.480 Okay.
00:44:02.800 In, in like horror.
00:44:04.540 By our confusion.
00:44:06.300 Yeah.
00:44:07.080 By questioning this.
00:44:08.940 Yeah.
00:44:09.460 Or like not understanding.
00:44:11.260 You know, they would perceive an absence of brain power in favor of an excess, dare I say.
00:44:18.940 Yeah.
00:44:19.280 I'm not saying everyone who can do, you know, because this can be a stigma too.
00:44:24.080 Like, oh, you're good at math.
00:44:25.700 So like you have no soul or something.
00:44:27.320 You know, we're not talking about that.
00:44:29.600 Okay, please.
00:44:29.960 Yeah.
00:44:30.400 Yeah.
00:44:31.400 Okay.
00:44:32.720 This is huge.
00:44:33.320 so let's just stay with us
00:44:34.340 because this is
00:44:34.980 where it's nine episodes
00:44:35.900 so don't you dare leave it
00:44:36.940 okay
00:44:37.200 and trust me
00:44:37.760 I know what's good
00:44:38.500 and what's good
00:44:39.080 it's math talk
00:44:39.780 so
00:44:39.960 so you're going
00:44:42.600 what's the space
00:44:44.760 between zero and one
00:44:45.620 right
00:44:45.980 uh huh
00:44:46.740 when does one start
00:44:48.380 so if you're at zero
00:44:49.840 okay
00:44:50.420 and now you are
00:44:51.800 and now are you on a number line
00:44:52.820 kind of
00:44:53.120 are you in a line
00:44:53.740 yeah I'm kind of seeing
00:44:54.580 like I get really confused too
00:44:56.420 like rulers
00:44:57.060 like 11 inches
00:44:58.620 like
00:44:59.660 like
00:45:00.540 yeah like the little
00:45:02.020 little things
00:45:03.060 zeroes at the end, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So like on a ruler, the end of the ruler.
00:45:07.380 What's on the other end of the zero? Well, here we go. Are you ready? See, this is education
00:45:12.780 because this is what if a child, if you pose that question, okay, then it would be time for the
00:45:19.040 unit where we go into negative numbers, okay? Yeah. Because you'd actually ask the question
00:45:24.400 and you've produced a, there's an absence, what? What could it be? Yeah. And then they would give
00:45:30.680 you the answer and you would you go yes that does solve it i believe okay and it's like so like on
00:45:36.880 the ruler right be like two one and then zero you're at the end of the ruler and you're saying
00:45:40.960 what's beyond yeah negative one yeah negative two right right right into hell but the yeah it's like
00:45:51.020 or it's like no hey come who cares right four hours yeah what's four hours six to nine
00:45:57.800 no no no that's wrong six of ten that's three kate same issue see right same issue yeah exactly 1.00
00:46:04.040 okay so when does it start is a big fucker okay with this this shit okay time well are you ready 0.99
00:46:11.480 want to get really fucked up i mean the fact that time is on the the 60 oh instead of on the 100 0.99
00:46:17.220 oh my god they fucked us with that the fact that it's not it's not 675 and time to go to dinner 0.99
00:46:23.580 because dinner's at 7. 0.97
00:46:25.440 It's not 6.75 because dinner's at
00:46:27.480 at 700.
00:46:29.420 By the way, straight up mean.
00:46:31.760 The 6.80 isn't a time.
00:46:34.260 Come over at 6.80.
00:46:35.340 Well, it's 6.80. It'll take 10 minutes to walk there.
00:46:37.740 So we're fine.
00:46:38.940 Because then we'll have another 10 minutes.
00:46:40.320 Yeah, exactly.
00:46:41.960 Okay, okay. I was just checking.
00:46:43.380 In fact, we should just start doing that.
00:46:46.600 You know what time it is right now?
00:46:48.780 4.95.
00:46:51.120 Exactly, yeah.
00:46:52.840 Actually, it's $4.94.
00:46:53.660 There are times where I'll apply the time thing to,
00:46:57.700 I'll accidentally apply the time thing to just regular quantity.
00:47:02.000 Yeah.
00:47:02.580 Where I'm like, you know, I'm like almost like,
00:47:05.280 oh, like, you know, you gave me 30 beans out of the entire thing of beans.
00:47:11.820 There must be 30 left.
00:47:13.200 I mean, that's not quite it, but I know it's happened.
00:47:15.060 I know there's been.
00:47:16.740 So here's a huge one that is just, you know,
00:47:21.540 This is just language, but three days before your appointment,
00:47:26.520 stop putting retinol on your face, okay?
00:47:31.140 What do you mean three days?
00:47:32.760 Yeah, if it's on Friday.
00:47:34.100 Three, 24 hours?
00:47:35.120 Yeah.
00:47:35.820 Or are we counting?
00:47:37.720 Number line versus quantity appears yet again.
00:47:41.200 It's so crazy that the hours you're asleep still count.
00:47:44.540 All right, six times 15.
00:47:46.420 Okay, so you know what I wanted to do?
00:47:47.900 Well, five times 15, that's easier.
00:47:49.920 So here's my question.
00:47:52.260 Okay.
00:47:52.960 Okay.
00:47:53.200 So that's because you're drawing it, right?
00:47:54.660 Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:57.900 Wait, I have to write down what the problem I've posed is.
00:48:00.740 I'm not doing the math, okay?
00:48:02.100 Is 5 times 15 75?
00:48:05.540 That's my first question.
00:48:10.240 So 5 times 15 is 75.
00:48:12.500 Couldn't I just add 6?
00:48:14.280 78, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81.
00:48:18.100 Is the answer 81?
00:48:19.660 So you added six instead of adding another 15.
00:48:22.980 You forgot we were counting 15s.
00:48:25.080 You know what I'm saying?
00:48:26.020 Yeah.
00:48:26.700 Right?
00:48:27.000 So let me just write down the original question.
00:48:28.340 The original question was six times 15, right?
00:48:30.080 Okay, okay.
00:48:30.780 So you were going, for whatever reason,
00:48:32.520 five times 15 feels easier to you.
00:48:34.180 It's easier to go five times 15, 75, yeah.
00:48:36.700 So can I add 10 to that?
00:48:38.480 Why?
00:48:39.000 Oh yeah, can I add 10?
00:48:40.200 10 to what?
00:48:41.320 Oh wait, 75?
00:48:43.360 85?
00:48:43.880 Is the answer 85?
00:48:45.580 If it is, that's crazy.
00:48:47.140 Is it 85?
00:48:47.720 um wait wait hold on i'm panicking wait what was the original question i don't know
00:48:52.800 was it five times 15 no no no wait wait what was it oh wait wait hold on you had a six
00:49:01.440 six times 15 was the original question right no no right yes yes yes is it is the answer
00:49:08.120 15 well here's the thing here's the thing okay let me just before before we go there can i just
00:49:16.480 do what I'm doing in my head.
00:49:17.680 Or maybe is it not.
00:49:18.440 And I'm hoping the answer,
00:49:19.400 I'm hoping the question was 615.
00:49:21.020 But I mean,
00:49:21.480 6 times 15,
00:49:22.100 I think it was.
00:49:22.700 Yeah, yeah, it was.
00:49:23.540 Because you then said
00:49:24.720 5 times 15 would be easier
00:49:26.280 and then you tried to add a 6 to it
00:49:27.720 to bring us around home
00:49:29.640 at the end.
00:49:31.480 When you needed to add a 15 to it,
00:49:34.260 but you added 6.
00:49:36.100 So therefore,
00:49:36.800 there's 9 more.
00:49:37.820 There's 9 more you left on the table,
00:49:39.560 I think.
00:49:40.280 So what was your original,
00:49:42.160 what was your original answer
00:49:43.620 when you added the 6?
00:49:44.640 I got all excited.
00:49:45.360 I'm just joking.
00:49:45.920 I mean, this is obviously not the worst.
00:49:46.840 Was it 80?
00:49:47.520 But.
00:49:48.560 No, there's no way it's a round number.
00:49:49.480 If it's six times 15, okay?
00:49:52.660 Want to know what I do?
00:49:55.140 So six times 15, I go, we got tens and we got fives, right?
00:49:59.740 I go six times 10 gets me to 60.
00:50:02.320 Oh, that's good.
00:50:03.840 And then I go six times five is 30.
00:50:07.000 And now we're at 90.
00:50:08.460 The answer is 90?
00:50:09.700 No way.
00:50:11.180 That's crazy.
00:50:12.340 Did not see that one coming.
00:50:15.920 So here's the other thing I want to point out really quick.
00:50:18.940 Okay.
00:50:21.120 Are you still with me?
00:50:23.040 All right.
00:50:24.660 You ready?
00:50:26.260 Because when you said, is it 81 or whatever you said?
00:50:29.600 Okay.
00:50:32.840 By the way, what about when we're doing the 25 and you were like,
00:50:35.200 you were like, is it like, like, or like we were doing,
00:50:36.920 we were doing 36 times 10 times a hundred, whatever.
00:50:40.960 And then you were like, is this something random?
00:50:42.360 Like 38.
00:50:45.920 hysterical okay but 1.00
00:50:48.620 so you're like doing all this shit in your head 0.99
00:50:51.560 and you're like 81 and I think one of your issues 0.99
00:50:53.740 right yeah would be a block
00:50:55.620 if I were your teacher yeah
00:50:56.840 would be you go impatient
00:50:59.660 and you hope that maybe you've landed on it
00:51:01.360 yeah totally I get very impatient
00:51:03.200 you want the answer is that it though
00:51:04.500 if it's it even though you don't quite know why
00:51:07.520 it's it you let go I'm done
00:51:09.100 yeah totally totally
00:51:10.660 totally
00:51:13.500 guilty as charged
00:51:15.260 But when we're talking about six times 15, I think is what we're talking about, right?
00:51:19.540 And so, and you go 81, okay?
00:51:22.760 What I think you're missing is that however many 15s you add up,
00:51:29.120 you're always going to be on a five or a zero.
00:51:32.940 Do you know what I'm talking about or not really?
00:51:35.180 So 15 plus 15 is-
00:51:36.620 I got this.
00:51:38.300 30.
00:51:39.740 One of my favorites, actually.
00:51:41.140 15 plus 15 has always been a real anchor for me.
00:51:43.000 yeah yeah i wonder if that's because of the hours that's why quarter hour half hour okay it feels
00:51:51.360 familiar clock so 15 so so 15 plus 15 30 right now if you had to add another 15 of that what's
00:51:58.860 happening here okay another 15 five years a five magically appears at the bottom
00:52:04.640 would you ask 15
00:52:08.900 what was it 30 plus 15 i want to i want to move you i want to move you away from drawing
00:52:16.800 doing the arithmetic you were asking 15 plus 30 conceptually is that the question yeah yeah okay
00:52:23.540 then i would go it's 45 that's actually a really easy one okay because because you're at a half
00:52:31.900 hour, you're at a half hour and you're going to add 15 minutes, right? You know, you're at 45,
00:52:37.000 right? Yeah. So did you ever learn like the multiples? Did you ever learn the multiples?
00:52:45.200 Like we're going to do multiples of five, five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50.
00:52:54.420 Of course. That's a song and dance from the olden days.
00:52:58.100 That you could, you could sing.
00:53:00.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:00.360 could you do multiples of
00:53:02.880 two probably
00:53:04.440 something equals 81
00:53:06.620 is 8 times 9 81
00:53:07.680 yes that one always stuck in there
00:53:11.040 wait
00:53:11.360 yeah so to me those are like
00:53:14.760 those multiples are like their own
00:53:16.580 story that absent of meaning
00:53:18.580 they hold like
00:53:20.000 you kind of get a vibe for them
00:53:21.940 so I've always felt like
00:53:23.580 there's some that just work
00:53:26.880 for me and some that don't
00:53:27.640 but Kate
00:53:29.880 Could you do
00:53:31.780 Let's do multiples of 15
00:53:34.740 Just for a second
00:53:35.480 15
00:53:38.040 30
00:53:39.240 If you had another 15
00:53:40.680 30
00:53:41.080 45
00:53:42.840 Another 15
00:53:44.880 Is it
00:53:45.760 45, 60
00:53:49.200 Yeah
00:53:50.600 6, 5
00:53:51.620 No, no
00:53:52.440 60
00:53:54.860 So let's start from beginning to feel it
00:53:56.900 15
00:53:58.760 15, 30, 45, 60, picture it.
00:54:06.240 Are you saying words or are you picturing it visually at all?
00:54:08.260 75, 80, wait, you're doing multiples of five.
00:54:12.940 Wait, 75, 90, 75, 90, right?
00:54:20.760 Huh?
00:54:21.660 75 goes to 90.
00:54:23.260 60, oh wait, multiples of 15, is that what we're doing?
00:54:25.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:25.900 So 60 goes to 75, goes to 90.
00:54:28.740 I got it.
00:54:29.440 Goes to 105.
00:54:30.720 No, no, no.
00:54:31.160 110.
00:54:33.420 No, no, no.
00:54:35.220 Can't be.
00:54:36.480 105, 105.
00:54:38.880 What were we doing again?
00:54:40.380 15, 30, 45, 60, 75, 90, 105.
00:54:53.140 See, this is where it starts to get a little whack.
00:54:55.900 This is where things start to go real funky.
00:55:00.100 All right.
00:55:00.820 So let's just take it back a minute, okay?
00:55:03.800 Multiples of 12.
00:55:07.540 12.
00:55:08.580 Uh-oh, I'm starting to shut down math-wise.
00:55:11.740 All right.
00:55:12.160 We'll move off in one second, but let's just push through.
00:55:14.260 Okay.
00:55:15.220 For a second as an experiment.
00:55:16.820 12.
00:55:17.520 Yeah.
00:55:18.580 12 to 24 is a classic.
00:55:20.480 A classic.
00:55:22.200 Now, it would feel-
00:55:25.880 waters yeah so then you go add another 12 to 24 how would you approach that not drawing
00:55:33.460 not drawing conceptually the meaning of it i go okay there's 24 beans there's 12 beans so 34
00:55:40.680 what was the question 10 more right we're adding 12 to 24 yeah okay okay okay and you added 10
00:55:50.440 and you got to 34.
00:55:52.460 I can tell this is good for my brain.
00:55:57.600 And it hurts.
00:55:58.060 Because you can feel it hurting.
00:55:59.080 It hurts.
00:56:00.000 All right, we'll move on.
00:56:01.340 It hurts.
00:56:02.600 Tell me what 24 plus 12 is.
00:56:04.800 Tell me what 24 plus 12 is.
00:56:07.240 So I'm not going to give you the answer.
00:56:09.440 Okay.
00:56:10.140 Why?
00:56:11.180 Walk me through it.
00:56:12.020 I'm going to take you through it.
00:56:13.340 According to your,
00:56:13.980 I'm going to take you through it
00:56:14.680 so there's meaning.
00:56:15.900 It's not just memorization.
00:56:17.480 I got it.
00:56:17.720 I got it.
00:56:18.000 I can do this.
00:56:18.680 I can do this.
00:56:19.820 36.
00:56:20.440 I know you've got it.
00:56:22.260 Yep.
00:56:22.460 36.
00:56:22.880 And by the way, I knew that.
00:56:24.420 Inherently, I knew that.
00:56:25.600 Right.
00:56:25.940 In that other way.
00:56:26.740 But here's the thing.
00:56:27.240 I was trying to do it raw.
00:56:28.660 You'll like this.
00:56:29.580 Okay.
00:56:29.760 Now you're in 36.
00:56:30.960 And let's say you were going to add another 12. 0.99
00:56:32.600 Now, because you got in this habit of adding 10 plus two, I think you'll be able to fucking 0.98
00:56:36.900 knock this out. 0.98
00:56:37.840 Okay.
00:56:38.120 You'll be good for a couple.
00:56:39.560 Are you ready?
00:56:40.560 Check this out.
00:56:41.340 Okay.
00:56:41.540 So 24, you added 10 plus two, right?
00:56:44.120 Yeah.
00:56:44.960 You added the 10 and the two.
00:56:46.600 24 to 34 plus two, six.
00:56:49.500 Right.
00:56:49.740 you got to 36
00:56:50.580 just stay with me
00:56:52.400 this is the last one
00:56:53.160 I swear
00:56:53.460 okay
00:56:54.000 because this could be
00:56:54.860 right through
00:56:55.460 okay
00:56:56.820 okay if you have 36
00:56:58.340 lock into 36
00:56:59.280 feel 36
00:56:59.960 okay
00:57:00.300 picturing it
00:57:01.200 you can't forget it
00:57:02.040 okay
00:57:02.240 you're gonna add 12 to that
00:57:04.160 using the same strategy
00:57:05.300 so you got from
00:57:07.140 24
00:57:07.640 to 36
00:57:08.800 is it 68
00:57:09.420 you got from
00:57:11.760 wait wait wait
00:57:12.700 wait wait wait
00:57:13.280 38
00:57:13.640 what did I get 68
00:57:14.720 okay Kate
00:57:14.940 you're doing really good
00:57:16.020 okay
00:57:16.340 but
00:57:16.740 but you're really close
00:57:18.140 okay but
00:57:18.640 because the eight is correct.
00:57:20.240 This is what I'm saying.
00:57:21.340 Okay.
00:57:21.880 Okay.
00:57:22.240 So you're at 36.
00:57:24.020 You're going to add 10
00:57:24.840 and then add two.
00:57:27.400 36.
00:57:28.000 You go.
00:57:28.460 48.
00:57:29.320 Plus the two is 48.
00:57:30.920 Yes.
00:57:31.120 And then let's say you had to do it again.
00:57:32.620 Oh, you said that was the last one.
00:57:33.520 Add another multiple of 12.
00:57:35.400 But just because you're learning,
00:57:36.820 wait one second.
00:57:37.940 So you're at 48, right?
00:57:39.440 And I go add 12.
00:57:40.360 I know we've got a zero involved.
00:57:40.780 What if you apply to the same strategy?
00:57:42.460 It's going to go crazy now.
00:57:43.240 I know.
00:57:43.480 I know.
00:57:44.020 But don't panic.
00:57:45.540 I know.
00:57:46.160 But don't panic.
00:57:46.800 Okay.
00:57:46.940 Just try it for a second.
00:57:47.960 so we're at 48
00:57:49.060 48 plus 12
00:57:51.940 50 there's a 5 there somewhere
00:57:54.460 wait wait
00:57:55.460 48 you're at 48
00:57:57.760 okay you're in 1948
00:57:59.640 that helps that helps
00:58:01.780 okay and 12 years later
00:58:04.080 but that's cheating
00:58:04.760 it's like 10 years later and 2 years later
00:58:06.960 no it's not
00:58:08.180 okay 10 years and 2
00:58:10.700 60
00:58:11.300 okay so hold on
00:58:13.100 48 plus
00:58:16.760 10
00:58:17.960 right
00:58:18.960 58
00:58:19.660 you got to what
00:58:20.540 58
00:58:21.420 plus 2
00:58:22.240 60
00:58:22.780 1960
00:58:23.700 I did get it
00:58:24.800 yes
00:58:25.900 god that was hard
00:58:27.320 thank you
00:58:28.880 you're a really sweet tutor
00:58:29.920 I think you learned a lot
00:58:31.180 you're a really sweet tutor
00:58:32.680 wow
00:58:34.200 wow
00:58:35.040 I mean
00:58:38.520 imagine how satisfied
00:58:40.260 if that was my job
00:58:41.080 I'd go home
00:58:41.740 I'd have to dinner
00:58:42.800 and I'm like
00:58:43.300 she was right
00:58:44.420 she was right there
00:58:45.160 like
00:58:45.440 Except for the panic
00:58:47.620 Like
00:58:47.940 She's got it
00:58:50.820 You were really
00:58:53.100 I felt in that moment
00:58:54.100 Like
00:58:54.480 You really
00:58:56.060 Knew I could get it
00:58:57.740 And I didn't feel shame
00:58:59.720 Well that's
00:59:02.500 That's 100%
00:59:03.900 Essential
00:59:05.360 Because
00:59:08.000 You shouldn't
00:59:08.960 Because I know
00:59:09.980 You're doing things in your mind
00:59:11.940 I can guess some of them
00:59:13.660 Because some of them are
00:59:14.640 how I think
00:59:16.100 I was like
00:59:16.800 that's why I was like
00:59:17.420 we're gonna
00:59:18.180 go for gold here
00:59:20.220 because this one's gonna
00:59:21.680 when you're gonna add two
00:59:23.000 you're gonna be at a zero
00:59:23.820 you're gonna be at the 1.00
00:59:24.620 the fucking borderline here 1.00
00:59:26.360 yeah 1.00
00:59:26.760 but you fucking did it 1.00
00:59:28.620 your 1.00
00:59:29.840 your mind
00:59:30.660 it's
00:59:31.240 it's just
00:59:32.060 extra 0.99
00:59:33.020 it's a fucking 1.00
00:59:34.120 you got 1.00
00:59:34.700 we're gonna heal the fucking nation 1.00
00:59:38.340 yeah we're gonna heal the bay 0.99
00:59:40.080 I mean
00:59:40.500 that really felt I feel electrified first of all by no no by the session I really feel like that
00:59:50.780 oh yeah and and like I'm speaking to you because I am you like I just I'm you plus
01:00:00.160 a burning desire to like you were able to at some point be like lol doesn't matter
01:00:08.680 right yeah yeah totally 0.98
01:00:10.160 I don't need to show fucking Timmy 0.99
01:00:12.280 yeah 0.99
01:00:12.500 so
01:00:15.080 I need to show Timmy
01:00:18.360 you know so I live this dual existence
01:00:20.600 of like I'm both
01:00:22.640 you and I'm on the other
01:00:24.740 side of
01:00:25.520 I don't know I've got one foot in one foot out
01:00:28.780 yeah it's interesting
01:00:29.780 yeah
01:00:30.620 and you know in some ways I envy you
01:00:34.720 you know
01:00:35.180 I just shut it out yeah
01:00:37.580 For not needing to master something just to prove to the self, you know, that you can.
01:00:46.100 Yeah, I don't struggle with that, I'd say.
01:00:48.160 To a fault, perhaps.
01:00:53.260 Okay, well, that was a real challenge.
01:00:57.140 I love you for it.
01:00:58.020 I love you.
01:00:58.540 Love you. 1.00
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