Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - February 04, 2025


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00:00:00.000 two best friends both alike in dignity nurturing phantoms and courting the muse
00:00:07.280 the hag divines when something must die yes that was poog but this is huge the ego loves
00:00:13.300 to seek but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time 0.53
00:00:18.020 hi how's it going
00:00:22.640 or is it camilla cabello is it camilla cabello maria cabello no do you watch good movies mix 0.95
00:00:32.480 i find that i've been in a habit of watching shit well it depends what you mean okay so 0.85
00:00:38.940 that's true right wait no but i did something i and i'm not trying to be a snob here i'm not 0.93
00:00:43.380 trying to but generally speaking i don't watch reality tv not because i don't and you don't
00:00:47.140 to apologize okay of course i don't jesus but the point is i watched and this is not even a remote
00:00:53.180 exaggeration in one sitting and yes i was recovering from the flu but i watched i was
00:00:58.500 not sick it was partly symptomatic so it's really not an excuse seven hours in one sitting of the
00:01:03.460 ultimatum what's that a dating show is it there was a gay one there's a straight one and i've
00:01:11.260 watched you did also talk about like i don't watch for you on tv but oops i loved housewives
00:01:15.220 Remember that a couple of years ago?
00:01:16.500 No.
00:01:17.000 I watched the first season of Housewives or something.
00:01:19.220 Well, that week, you were pretty into it.
00:01:22.660 No, Orange County and New York City, the early days, very attached to.
00:01:26.820 And I know there's great pleasure to be found.
00:01:28.880 But I'm just saying, suddenly I'm aware.
00:01:30.560 I watched a good movie the other day.
00:01:32.460 I watched Tony Erdman.
00:01:33.880 I haven't seen it.
00:01:34.800 You'll love it.
00:01:35.300 It's unbelievable.
00:01:36.360 It's incredible.
00:01:36.980 Depends what you mean, though, because it depends what your relationship is to...
00:01:41.460 Good?
00:01:42.560 Well, to what you're watching a movie for.
00:01:44.360 so like sure like i hear like action thrillers near nightly okay to relax to right i want to be
00:01:51.700 like ready to go to take in like cinema okay i want to be like i'm going to the museum or something
00:02:00.500 you know home viewing i'm not saying you can't do it you can't you know it's fun sometimes to
00:02:07.960 cinema it up at home properly i was devastated you couldn't and listen i of course we need to
00:02:14.120 be in the cinema we need to physically go right I was disappointed for the first time I couldn't
00:02:18.260 stream Nosferatu which I want to see in theaters but the thought was what if it's too scary what
00:02:24.880 if I need to be home with it although I hear it's just about like coming and stuff like it's
00:02:29.960 actually sexual oh really yeah well you you fear a scary movie not really my partner does I was
00:02:38.120 trying to I was trying to yeah yeah cover yeah I was trying to I mean what's the what's the most
00:02:43.360 afraid you've ever been either sitting in a cinema or at home i know i can't discuss this
00:02:49.440 the most terrified i've ever been in a movie wait wait let me try and i was terrified where which
00:02:54.920 the descent see that's interesting because what i remember so clearly about the descent
00:03:00.160 right is that where which i don't even think i had the stomach to see it in theater i think i
00:03:04.740 saw it at home and i was terrified rewatch could be really powerful yeah then it cost 14 to make
00:03:09.720 and then it grossed 17 million.
00:03:11.460 17 million was the highest number I could spontaneously come to. 0.99
00:03:14.160 Pathetic. 0.99
00:03:14.740 Wait, wait, don't leave me. 1.00
00:03:16.040 Okay, okay, okay.
00:03:16.780 You've just begun.
00:03:17.600 No, I know.
00:03:18.060 It's like, I think we're like taking timid steps
00:03:20.520 into like a forest of a world we're going to talk about.
00:03:23.000 We are, we are.
00:03:23.300 Back to the list, she goes.
00:03:24.860 No, no, no.
00:03:25.580 I mean, I like it.
00:03:26.340 I'm glad you have one.
00:03:28.580 No, a Koya protein drinks?
00:03:30.200 There's a new Koya.
00:03:31.580 It's called, I'm just going to say this really quickly.
00:03:33.140 A different brand or a new Koya?
00:03:35.220 A new Koya. 0.98
00:03:36.500 From them? 1.00
00:03:37.080 Yes, from them. 1.00
00:03:37.720 It's called Koya Elite.
00:03:38.720 elite no third plant-based 32 grams of protein was it not plant-based before it always was
00:03:44.400 i'm just reinforcing that for you thank you there's a new koya by the way koya this is a
00:03:48.960 final warning this is your fight this is your send pallets because i i it's called koya elite
00:03:54.720 35 grams of protein four grams of sugar i think i recall this i think i looked this up elite there
00:04:03.380 was something a reason i opted not to get it it's eight dollars maybe that's the reason eight dollars
00:04:08.760 for a plastic bottle now i'm disparaging them i want to support i will be the we will be the face
00:04:13.980 of koya i've never had one so what do you get a protein cake yeah yeah for like a oh i need 0.69
00:04:21.700 something i'm not like like so interesting on the way to the gym you know immediate post-workout
00:04:26.460 it's just shocking given you're like you know your usual rejections of all things that are sort
00:04:31.460 I'm addicted to Koya.
00:04:32.740 I'm addicted to Koya.
00:04:33.840 When it happens, it happens.
00:04:34.880 It's wonderful.
00:04:35.840 Do you remember?
00:04:36.420 Sorry, I'll make a note about this to talk about it after.
00:04:39.420 Drawing in class. 0.97
00:04:40.700 But I'm saving my Koya elite for Sunday. 0.97
00:04:43.000 But wait, you saw Koya on your pad. 0.92
00:04:44.640 What do I want to take? 0.99
00:04:45.240 I want to get back.
00:04:45.940 My movie, movie cinema.
00:04:47.600 Watching at home.
00:04:48.820 Being scared.
00:04:49.820 What about the descent?
00:04:50.760 Six months still scares me.
00:04:52.020 The descent was terrifying.
00:04:53.300 So there's a claustrophobia element.
00:04:55.120 For those who haven't seen it, it takes place in a cave,
00:04:57.160 and that's all I'm going to say.
00:04:59.120 And actually, hardly.
00:05:00.280 i mean i'm so i'm so afraid of spoilers are you afraid of spoilers i had a friend i was leaving
00:05:06.600 me a message particularly when i go this doesn't spoil anything i'll go if you're saying i don't
00:05:10.560 want to hear anything it is she was talking about the brutalist which i haven't seen yet but i want
00:05:14.660 to go see it in theaters and she starts to talk about like her feelings about it or family member
00:05:19.380 i go no it's a spoiler yeah okay okay because some people will say that's not a spoiler to
00:05:24.400 i loved it i didn't love it oh i'm like careful i mean yeah opinions yeah it's amazing how far
00:05:31.720 i didn't know wicked was about wizard of oz no i i could sense your your um your lack of knowledge
00:05:39.800 of wicked like yeah you were profoundly unaware yeah i had a sense because of the witch hat but
00:05:44.800 yeah no but like profound the musical never heard a lick right never heard a chord right
00:05:50.520 didn't know the names of the characters didn't know anything right i mean and didn't know it
00:05:54.140 was no i'd say a couple weeks before seeing it had to be it was explained to me that was an origin
00:05:58.480 story and i went oh that's interesting that's fun right i mean there was a musical whatever
00:06:04.780 all right we're not we're not doing no we're not doing wicked almost six months later okay
00:06:08.540 wait wait but i want to stay with the scent okay hold on so because to me what i remember so
00:06:13.760 distinctly about the descent is how about the feeling of choosing to a cave yeah yeah go ahead
00:06:18.500 Like, how about, like, you mean, like, you're pitching it fresh right now?
00:06:21.120 It's, like, kind of just, like, welcome to an idea.
00:06:24.480 If you pitched it, it wouldn't sound that great, right? 0.81
00:06:27.520 It sounded a little silly.
00:06:28.060 I think any vacation, I think they're familiar with the vacation. 0.96
00:06:32.300 There's weird stuff in it that's silly.
00:06:33.360 12 people go on a vacation one by one, right?
00:06:35.960 You know, that kind of thing, which I never don't enjoy, okay?
00:06:40.240 Watching them getting knocked off, you know, whatever, right?
00:06:42.360 Of course. 1.00
00:06:42.780 Right, the assholes. 1.00
00:06:43.540 They're always assholes, you know, like. 1.00
00:06:45.240 There's a very specific kind of acting, by the way. 0.99
00:06:47.420 that I'm very interested in,
00:06:49.740 which is kind of, you know, all those movies,
00:06:52.120 hostile, you know, like any of the ones
00:06:53.980 where people are trying to have a good time.
00:06:56.420 They're overconfident.
00:06:57.140 It's always people trying to have a good time.
00:06:58.900 They're a little disrespectful of the land
00:07:01.000 on which they tread.
00:07:01.860 Yeah, absolutely.
00:07:03.340 Someone's coming for them.
00:07:04.140 They're drunk.
00:07:04.740 You know, all of it. 0.99
00:07:05.280 But what am I, the guy in fucking Scream? 0.99
00:07:08.340 You know? 0.99
00:07:08.680 Yeah.
00:07:08.960 Okay, telling you.
00:07:10.640 So, but what I remember about the descent was going,
00:07:15.440 because I think my friend said that
00:07:16.760 when she was watching The Descent,
00:07:17.740 she was like, 0.80
00:07:18.140 I would have killed myself instantly.
00:07:20.260 At any moment of, 0.91
00:07:21.340 and by the way, yeah,
00:07:22.160 you know, we're doing spoilers
00:07:23.220 because you're consuming it.
00:07:24.780 Here we are doing spoilers.
00:07:26.140 I mean, fast forward
00:07:27.020 if you don't want to be spoiled
00:07:28.400 on The Descent.
00:07:29.900 I think that's fair.
00:07:30.860 A horror movie from what?
00:07:33.120 2007 or something?
00:07:37.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:38.880 But these moments where it's like,
00:07:41.180 do the scary thing and maybe survive,
00:07:42.980 you know, like just panicking
00:07:44.240 and instantly throwing yourself 0.98
00:07:45.860 into the fucking pit of snakes whatever you know what i mean like not like not rising to the 0.99
00:07:51.760 challenge right to survive we just got to walk across that beam any of that right yeah by the 0.99
00:07:56.660 way wouldn't you love to be in a movie i'm gonna write a movie for us where we have to walk across
00:08:00.700 a beam across a great ravine just guess what or a rickety bridge is what never don't want to watch
00:08:07.700 that scene walking over the bridge what's scarier to you plank beam or like like like a tree yeah
00:08:18.380 rounded right okay bridge where you're holding on and it's like this but if you're holding on
00:08:25.480 that's pretty good yeah but but to me the rickety bridge has like missing and very
00:08:31.300 falling apart yeah steps so like any step is kind of a risk i feel like the rickety those
00:08:37.420 bridges you're gonna land you're gonna end up hanging from the rope right yeah okay but versus
00:08:42.360 plank two by four two by four plank because the straight thing and that's right because if you if
00:08:47.460 you put a two by four on the ground solid ground they're off you go running i know and then if it's
00:08:53.340 suspended 40 stories above the ground you fall to your death in sunny i mean and then rounded by the
00:09:00.900 You know, we need to bring back Man on Wire.
00:09:03.120 Bring back Man on Wire.
00:09:05.460 You mean watching it?
00:09:07.900 Were you the person I talked to who had never seen?
00:09:10.600 Oh, no.
00:09:11.340 Of course not.
00:09:11.920 Sorry.
00:09:12.200 What did you think?
00:09:12.660 No, no, no.
00:09:12.960 I need to know.
00:09:14.080 I need to know the descent.
00:09:17.340 It's worse than that.
00:09:19.120 Because I recently, it was someone I was close to and never seen it,
00:09:21.720 and it made no sense to me.
00:09:22.640 And it's something we've talked about.
00:09:24.100 What?
00:09:24.420 Just tell me.
00:09:24.800 I just need to know.
00:09:25.560 It couldn't be worse. 0.98
00:09:25.920 I want to do another guess of what would be the most ridiculous thing 0.93
00:09:28.100 for me to think you haven't seen.
00:09:29.040 Interstellar.
00:09:29.640 That's pretty good.
00:09:30.360 Okay.
00:09:30.900 You know, grizzly man.
00:09:33.800 Oh, yeah.
00:09:34.420 Something we've talked about at length.
00:09:35.740 Yeah.
00:09:36.080 Anyway, you and me are in the cave, whatever.
00:09:38.000 Any of this stuff.
00:09:38.880 Rising to the occasion.
00:09:40.040 This is what I'm saying, Kate.
00:09:41.280 How would we do?
00:09:43.080 We'd do it, right?
00:09:44.140 I mean, we would do it.
00:09:45.560 We'd walk across the beam.
00:09:47.560 Would we?
00:09:48.740 What would you say?
00:09:49.460 Wait for help?
00:09:50.280 Yeah. 0.99
00:09:50.620 Well, die out here. 0.94
00:09:52.420 Helps on the way I can feel it. 0.96
00:09:54.180 Oh, wow.
00:09:55.140 See, helps on the way I can feel it.
00:09:58.040 That's interesting.
00:09:58.900 I wonder.
00:09:59.400 I'm going, wait, what would this be?
00:10:00.900 be like you know well by the way have you ever i had i've had a couple fears around a hike sun's
00:10:07.680 going down things go sour john and i once were on a hike in ojai and it kind of was like we didn't
00:10:13.380 know where we were exactly sun starts to set i go let's head back we were kind of racing against
00:10:18.760 the sun going down because it was like and did you acknowledge it with each other like yeah no
00:10:22.980 of course were you like this is scary yeah yeah a little bit like maybe we should turn back yeah
00:10:26.700 wait we've actually been oh wow yeah oh the sun's going down yeah we actually don't like we won't
00:10:30.500 We would have found our way in the dark.
00:10:31.620 Kind of raced back against the clock.
00:10:32.980 Made it back.
00:10:33.580 And there was a, I felt pretty confident it would be fine.
00:10:35.600 But there was a little piece of me that was genuinely like, let's get back.
00:10:38.480 Is it monster in the woods?
00:10:40.560 Is it abduction?
00:10:41.780 Is it?
00:10:42.360 More monster in the woods.
00:10:43.560 Animals, starvation.
00:10:45.420 So.
00:10:45.780 Water.
00:10:47.140 So survival, not.
00:10:48.580 Survival.
00:10:49.380 Bodily survival.
00:10:49.980 Not evil.
00:10:51.040 No.
00:10:51.520 And not the evil of man.
00:10:53.700 Or is that mixed in?
00:10:54.580 No, I don't actually fear evil of man.
00:10:56.640 No, you fear nature.
00:10:57.580 Yeah.
00:10:57.840 Taking what's right.
00:10:58.780 Rightfully verse.
00:10:59.320 I fear nature with respect, and I'm honored to fear nature.
00:11:01.940 I mean, and by the way, you know, I don't think that's even enough.
00:11:04.280 Nature's not.
00:11:04.840 By the way, by the way.
00:11:05.660 Nature's not possible of evil.
00:11:06.860 Okay, and you're going, and you're going, and you're going, like, I fear you, I honor
00:11:09.780 you, okay?
00:11:10.920 Again, it's like, like, the wave doesn't turn back. 0.99
00:11:13.660 Nature doesn't give a shit. 0.99
00:11:15.600 Nature's not capable of evil. 0.99
00:11:17.200 Right.
00:11:18.080 This is interesting.
00:11:19.120 This is a, yeah, and some people.
00:11:21.200 Actually, I don't believe evil exists.
00:11:23.940 Evil doesn't exist or whatever, but.
00:11:25.820 Careful.
00:11:26.100 but i honor you a wave coming yeah yeah i saw a video i saw a video today that i was astonished
00:11:35.420 by it's like when you know when's the last time you were astonished um of a glacier melting and
00:11:41.600 it goes like caps it's like goes like this and then the bottom of it it's like never bit it's
00:11:46.100 like this never seen and it's like a ship it's like a mountain of blue most beautiful shade of
00:11:50.460 blue of pure ice and it's like you can't even fathom what you're looking at that makes me that
00:11:55.600 makes me in the mood to watch northern lights any interest do you mean going to alaska or whatever
00:12:00.200 oh not so much for the northern lights but more to see the sheer ice forms like you're talking
00:12:05.900 about a lot of i don't i mean my partner was making fun of me as i was screen recording the
00:12:10.860 glacier video because they were like you are so obsessed with the ocean and like ocean oceanic
00:12:16.960 oddities like i watch a lot of shark videos well it's very interesting given what that i'm beyond
00:12:24.240 uninterested and drawn to the sea and a captain's life right right totally there's something here
00:12:29.180 we i mean i'm sure we've delved into this but i'm not yeah us on the sea there's history here
00:12:34.380 or there's a huge history when you said like haunted me oh yeah like that the seeing something
00:12:39.500 like slowly something you've never slipped into the ocean yeah okay like seeing basic physics
00:12:46.000 that you could watch happen right here yeah push something and it falls over yeah this easy is
00:12:50.780 couple like and it's just playing out on a larger size and you're like yeah it's exactly the same
00:12:56.440 yeah so why am i like and yet when it's that mountain falling over on itself you're in awe
00:13:02.920 you're in an awe and horror scale is everything yeah scale is everything plant near my bedroom
00:13:12.000 door when you talk about nature taking hold the one you you bitching about we've been hearing
00:13:17.900 about your dad.
00:13:18.340 I told you.
00:13:18.880 But I said I want to.
00:13:19.820 I told you.
00:13:20.560 It would come back.
00:13:21.160 The one near my bedroom.
00:13:22.320 Is that the one you mean? 1.00
00:13:23.060 The boog?
00:13:24.500 No, not that one.
00:13:25.280 Oh, okay.
00:13:25.860 Because by the way,
00:13:26.520 one that I thought was gone
00:13:27.780 has blossomed anew.
00:13:29.980 I love that.
00:13:30.880 No, no, no.
00:13:31.200 There's a plant near my bedroom door
00:13:32.840 that's kind of like,
00:13:34.080 what is that?
00:13:35.200 It's kind of like a,
00:13:36.120 I hate to say it,
00:13:36.780 but a little ugly.
00:13:38.180 A plant?
00:13:39.100 I got my gardener, 0.98
00:13:40.280 called it ugly.
00:13:41.500 No, he didn't.
00:13:42.100 No, he didn't.
00:13:42.420 But he suggested
00:13:43.020 we could replace that with something.
00:13:44.940 I felt instantly bad for the plant.
00:13:46.300 Of course.
00:13:46.640 I feel horrible for it as well.
00:13:49.980 But I'm just, when you see nature, 0.97
00:13:52.680 what I'm trying to say is out of fucking nowhere, 0.97
00:13:54.760 flowers all over it, flowers, flowers. 0.99
00:13:56.480 I go, who blooms in January?
00:13:59.160 Yeah.
00:13:59.700 A lot of people do that.
00:14:00.640 A lot of people do that.
00:14:01.380 It's interesting because...
00:14:02.780 So these huge pink flowers I've never seen.
00:14:05.600 Today, I counted six bees.
00:14:08.780 And I go, this is a hazard because I went to go outside.
00:14:11.680 I saw six bees watching them in there going crazy.
00:14:15.760 and I was like excited
00:14:17.200 going wild
00:14:17.680 I was like this is great
00:14:18.440 changed my route
00:14:20.120 outside of my house though
00:14:21.200 right now you're living
00:14:22.400 in an erected tent
00:14:23.440 this door now
00:14:25.040 exactly
00:14:26.680 can you move the plant
00:14:27.640 or it's in the
00:14:28.100 it's deep in the ground
00:14:29.280 oh yeah yeah
00:14:29.900 no no no
00:14:30.580 I'll just
00:14:31.280 by the way
00:14:31.780 where do bees go
00:14:32.400 and the bees are just gone at night
00:14:33.820 it's not interesting
00:14:34.780 they're just
00:14:35.800 they're just completely gone
00:14:37.220 have you ever seen a bee at night
00:14:38.360 no
00:14:38.700 do they go home at night
00:14:40.060 they go to their hive at night
00:14:41.120 they have to
00:14:41.680 why wouldn't they be eating 0.56
00:14:42.900 pollinating the bird in the day
00:14:44.080 the
00:14:44.620 Why wouldn't they be pollinated this hour in the day?
00:14:47.480 Thinking about that.
00:14:48.800 I guess they have to rest also.
00:14:50.300 Something about, yeah, they must go home to go to sleep.
00:14:53.280 I think they could sleep anywhere.
00:14:56.060 I don't know.
00:14:57.140 They probably need to be like in the hive.
00:14:59.400 Speaking of sleeping.
00:15:00.220 Oh, they need to be brought into the vibration of,
00:15:02.300 like fall into the vibration.
00:15:04.380 About the plant, I told my neighbor if she sees me,
00:15:07.100 potting something.
00:15:08.860 Just ask me how my book's coming along.
00:15:11.360 It's so funny.
00:15:12.000 I mean, seriously, it's over for me.
00:15:13.820 Are you potting a lot?
00:15:14.620 No, but I'm struggling with throwing out these pots that I got that I slowly collected.
00:15:19.500 Well, by the way, listen to this.
00:15:20.440 I have something worse than that.
00:15:21.540 Yeah. 0.99
00:15:21.740 A friend of mine was getting rid of her pots.
00:15:23.800 I took them.
00:15:24.240 You accepted them.
00:15:24.980 You said, I've got a backyard to fill.
00:15:26.600 I go, I go, pots, pots.
00:15:27.960 I go, these look pretty nice.
00:15:30.120 New plan for me, indoor tree.
00:15:33.080 Not a plant, tree.
00:15:34.720 Well, yeah, but.
00:15:36.940 Taking suggestions.
00:15:38.100 What?
00:15:38.780 No.
00:15:39.200 Not like tree, like thick tree, but like, you know.
00:15:41.400 No, I think I know what you mean.
00:15:42.320 Olive tree, indoor olive tree?
00:15:43.640 Is that right?
00:15:44.160 Anytime I've dabbled with the indoor plant, I've become afraid where they're like,
00:15:48.620 and be careful, though, like, it attracts bugs.
00:15:51.260 I know, I know.
00:15:52.040 Or like, you know, and you just go like, never again.
00:15:55.660 I know, I don't want, well, I don't want bugs, as we know.
00:16:00.760 You know, so sometimes to live a life of...
00:16:03.720 Ants are mysterious.
00:16:04.920 I'll never understand them in their little plant.
00:16:08.420 Oh, yeah.
00:16:08.860 I prefer to ignore them and go about my day.
00:16:11.400 I mean, like, in general.
00:16:12.620 When they're suddenly bleeding out of a crack?
00:16:15.380 It's disgusting.
00:16:16.360 It's crazy. 0.60
00:16:17.420 Have you watched La Palma or whatever yet?
00:16:20.080 Oh, no.
00:16:21.500 You were like, this?
00:16:22.520 I love when I recommend something to you,
00:16:24.020 and then you send me a screen grab.
00:16:26.320 I feel like it's a screen grab when it's a photo of media,
00:16:29.380 even though it was a photo of your screen.
00:16:31.480 Do you know what I'm saying?
00:16:32.180 Anyway, like, you sent me a photo of your TV,
00:16:34.400 but I'm like, this?
00:16:36.640 You know what I mean?
00:16:37.020 It was like La Palma on Netflix.
00:16:39.880 Meanwhile, isn't it like second in the nation?
00:16:41.620 like you know what i mean like like it's like and what made you go because the the poster looked so
00:16:49.440 something about it seems so well did you notice you saw what it was about did that and then i
00:16:54.260 knew it was right after the fact i realized it was no i just i didn't get that i didn't click it
00:16:59.060 but i saw it's that it was something happened on a vacation like this is what she's loving and it's
00:17:03.880 like eight episodes or something oh i didn't i thought it was a feature no and it i mean again
00:17:09.220 don't want to give emotional sort of vibe but i i almost it's like it's you know i left out action
00:17:16.180 but it is what i just left out a movie that terrified me for real and has and stayed with
00:17:20.720 me paranormal activity of course really fucking scared me and there were parts in it but i still
00:17:25.740 think about it blair which that's why i had the memory of blair butch yeah yeah yeah i know what 0.56
00:17:31.080 scares you when she's dragged no no what's going on waiting i'm not a child sudden dragging doesn't
00:17:36.280 scare me what scares me is in that movie is the sudden dragon i'll tell you the final here's what 0.98
00:17:41.720 scares me it's really well done i'm sorry to go into the attic what the fuck is that oh god and 0.94
00:17:49.060 it's the picture of her that scared me and then when they're doing a time-lapse video surveillance 0.93
00:17:55.620 video and it's her walking over to the edge of the bed oh for like six hours she's standing there
00:17:59.940 it's like oh yeah that scares me so when it's sped up i get afraid because the information's
00:18:06.100 coming too fast. I'm not ready for it. I don't want to see what happened. The fast forward?
00:18:09.480 Like the time you were describing. Yeah, the time lapse. Also, like the camera. Genius, the fan.
00:18:15.520 Terrifying, right? Like, they're taking me. Whoa. You know, like, all you can do is shut your eyes.
00:18:20.680 What about when all you can do is shut your eyes? That's so cool. When you're like,
00:18:23.920 I'll be safe if I shut my eyes. If you're closing your eyes, they've done it.
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00:19:46.560 Anyway, what was I just saying? What were we talking about?
00:19:48.280 Couldn't tell you.
00:19:48.820 I was hot on cinema. Was I telling you about to watch La Palma, the series?
00:19:53.640 I think I was saying that it's and I don't know if this is a spoiler or not.
00:19:57.620 I don't think it is tonally.
00:19:59.040 I think it's like big action, but it has elements of force majeure.
00:20:03.440 Wow.
00:20:04.000 Well, that's a review.
00:20:05.560 There's the that's all there's the pull quote.
00:20:07.380 OK, take me away now.
00:20:09.180 OK, I have a question.
00:20:11.300 Aches and pains.
00:20:12.960 I'm listening.
00:20:14.180 Minor aches and pains.
00:20:16.120 So I last night and I was telling you about it.
00:20:20.060 I had a slight not severe.
00:20:21.900 I'm not even barely dressed under here.
00:20:25.280 I'd say it's mild, notched buloma, but it was this pain in my neck.
00:20:30.760 And when I went home, I breathed in through my nose.
00:20:34.320 It was exacerbated.
00:20:36.240 And I said that to my partner.
00:20:37.480 The way once you get an ailment.
00:20:38.840 And they went, Mrs. Medical Mystery.
00:20:42.540 So I was like, you ever get that?
00:20:43.520 I was like, you get that, right?
00:20:44.340 You breathe in, it hurts in your neck.
00:20:45.680 They were like, not really.
00:20:46.680 But I was like, it's gone.
00:20:49.320 Today it's gone.
00:20:50.240 So aches and pains, minor aches and pains.
00:20:52.300 What, did we done?
00:20:53.460 Well, a couple of things.
00:20:55.200 By the way, I need a checkup.
00:20:56.020 You need a paradigm shift?
00:20:57.000 I don't think my doctor has checked in on me.
00:20:58.480 Well, are we going to do crazy week this year?
00:21:01.480 Remember?
00:21:01.900 Where we do all our appointments together?
00:21:03.300 One week?
00:21:03.820 It'd be fun.
00:21:04.600 One week.
00:21:05.420 I got a $160 bill today.
00:21:07.660 You know what we're owed?
00:21:08.020 My flu test.
00:21:09.000 They should tell you.
00:21:10.260 What?
00:21:10.900 Wait, are you joking?
00:21:12.180 No, I just quickly say.
00:21:13.020 Oh, urgent care.
00:21:13.520 Went to urgent care.
00:21:14.120 No, $25.
00:21:15.360 And I go, look at me. 1.00
00:21:16.420 I go, check my ass while you're at it. 0.99
00:21:17.780 I got, I mean, but just in theory, because I just felt excited. 0.99
00:21:22.020 Yeah. 0.99
00:21:22.440 Me trying to make it clear that I didn't check my ass and nothing's wrong with my ass. 1.00
00:21:24.840 No, I know. 1.00
00:21:25.220 You really, like, yeah. 1.00
00:21:26.720 My ass is fine. 1.00
00:21:27.560 It's gorgeous. 1.00
00:21:27.920 Pull back and never had issues there.
00:21:29.400 No, but I'll just say that when I was at urgent care with chest pain, it turned out to be the flu.
00:21:34.680 I asked, I was like, well, could I be tested for COVID and the flu?
00:21:37.520 And they were being sort of weird about it.
00:21:39.100 I just thought, isn't that odd? 0.99
00:21:40.240 Like, I'm at the fucking hospital. 0.99
00:21:41.980 Like, I'm having these symptoms. 1.00
00:21:43.400 They test me.
00:21:44.100 Isn't it like a swab in a jar?
00:21:45.100 I just it was like sub it was like they wouldn't just something I sensed like that they're being
00:21:49.500 weird about it and I was like you really want that like not even that they were like yeah we
00:21:53.340 can yeah we can talk about testing you I'm like well what yeah what and then no mention of cost
00:22:01.080 which I find rude so then they said to me and then they just calls me and goes you're positive
00:22:06.560 for flu and then she was like and then she's like do you want me to run a do you want me to run it
00:22:12.280 through a covid test too she goes i suggest we don't because the quarantine period is the same
00:22:16.920 and your your symptoms don't seem covid like was that the implication she suggested i not do the
00:22:23.060 covid so and okay sure let's do flu later of course then i um regretted it because now i'm
00:22:28.280 realizing maybe she was like let's not run the covid test because it costs more money
00:22:31.280 but no no mention of money question can you fully have both at once yes absolutely 100 you can
00:22:38.460 and then I left
00:22:40.300 I checked out of the appointment
00:22:42.520 and they don't go okay here's your final bill
00:22:44.340 no mention of that and then I get a bill for
00:22:46.340 $166
00:22:47.120 no mention and again
00:22:49.960 but I don't know I just
00:22:52.500 found it quite outrageous
00:22:53.400 and that's why I'm moving
00:22:56.280 I was relieved because I was afraid I was going to get
00:22:58.580 like a $6,000
00:22:59.540 thing for my emergency room
00:23:02.600 I'm sorry I buried the lead I have to interrupt
00:23:04.580 again yeah the whole visit
00:23:06.320 cost $868
00:23:08.060 but thank god my insurance covered all of it except for 166 so you're trying to tell me that
00:23:13.000 if i were not insured going there my i have chest pains a test eight a grand let's just call it
00:23:20.500 900 high eights but but i was relieved because it was somehow 225 thank god and not six grand i
00:23:30.120 don't know and and because he had lipstick on they go give her a little cheaper ambulance ride
00:23:35.140 I keep, I keep, this is not supposed to be open, okay?
00:23:37.800 So whoever, okay, this isn't about, you know, that today.
00:23:42.880 Honkers is like such an interesting word because look how giddy I am from the coffee.
00:23:46.680 I know.
00:23:47.400 Okay, like, or the relief of it.
00:23:48.880 I don't even know if it's hit.
00:23:49.840 You know what I mean?
00:23:50.400 I have my electrolytes.
00:23:51.720 I got to go grab those.
00:23:53.320 Element, please send more element because I'm, I'm paying for it now.
00:23:57.780 And if element is not up to the task, I will take superior.
00:24:00.740 By the way, you know who did offer us and gave it to us?
00:24:04.160 Bowie.
00:24:05.140 Have you used the buoys?
00:24:06.940 Oh, God, the liquids.
00:24:07.920 Yeah.
00:24:08.240 No.
00:24:09.720 All right, buoy.
00:24:11.300 They're there in your home.
00:24:12.320 Okay, yesterday I went through my cabinet,
00:24:14.640 dumped all of the electrolytes into one sack
00:24:18.520 and said this is where the electrolytes live now.
00:24:21.480 Because where are we with the magnesium?
00:24:23.780 Okay, because people sent it to us.
00:24:24.640 Okay, I'm going to tell you this.
00:24:25.380 I'm going to tell you this.
00:24:25.920 The berry.
00:24:26.480 Magnesium is essential.
00:24:27.420 The lcannanine is essential.
00:24:29.500 Yeah.
00:24:29.680 There's a magnesium glycinate.
00:24:31.720 Why are they always blue?
00:24:32.840 Why are they always blue lemonade?
00:24:35.140 Why is every magnesium thing blue in it?
00:24:36.660 I think it's psychological.
00:24:38.040 It's like, oh, it's blue.
00:24:38.760 Different brands.
00:24:39.320 Like, sleeping, go to sleep.
00:24:41.280 Hush.
00:24:42.120 There's nothing blue in there?
00:24:43.360 I don't think so.
00:24:44.440 No.
00:24:45.020 Weird.
00:24:45.780 It is weird.
00:24:46.240 Blue lemon.
00:24:46.980 Across brands.
00:24:47.520 No, I know.
00:24:48.080 Blue.
00:24:48.200 Blue juice.
00:24:49.160 It's something about, it's marketing.
00:24:51.440 You have trouble throwing out a...
00:24:53.120 A jar?
00:24:53.980 A moon juice jar, because they're kind of...
00:24:55.600 Well, it's beautiful.
00:24:56.380 Why are you throwing it out?
00:24:57.860 When you finish.
00:24:58.680 Oh, when you finish.
00:24:59.340 Yeah, you're recycling it.
00:25:00.680 Well, sure.
00:25:01.740 I just, no, what I mean is...
00:25:02.780 Make a soy candle.
00:25:04.020 Make a candle in it.
00:25:05.140 which can how many candles can you make this is whenever whenever they try to pull the hole you
00:25:09.740 can craft i'm never craft as a form of recycling cannot hold i had a vision of myself you know i
00:25:16.660 know when everything is going to be a blanket what if you know what i mean what's a craft
00:25:21.940 that you could see me doing oh wait i just came across one that i thought i shut down i thought
00:25:27.560 this could actually be a thing i had i had an incredible i was transformed i'll tell you
00:25:31.980 holiday is how you do it no i was transformed by crafts years ago i had my first transcendent
00:25:36.500 craft experience and i made popsicle ornament with a child yeah and i was like completely
00:25:42.460 transformed i mean because you're not making something you're not making the child no my
00:25:47.660 crafts well did you do you have a place for you store your own i gave my mom one by the way what
00:25:54.040 about this christmas right now for me is in a drawer permanent drawer christmas drawer yeah
00:25:58.940 here's where you can do crafting okay it is it is you can do crafting for entertaining and for
00:26:05.620 holiday okay and that's it because here's where you're not doing crafting so you're not doing it
00:26:10.700 for things that are going to live in your home permanently no give me hosting crafts that's
00:26:14.740 what i'm talking about entertainment so for example you go on christmas i'm going to take
00:26:17.440 all the maxwell can coffee cans and rip off the thing and then i'm going to tap into them okay
00:26:22.700 little holes and put lantern put lights in them they're gonna okay i did that craft when you're
00:26:27.060 like at christmas at the point is you go like and they're gonna line the give me a garland garland
00:26:32.880 craft okay make a garland what do you mean what do you mean i don't know christmas no not non
00:26:38.880 christmas related craft yeah so well i'm saying other holidays right so like you know like non
00:26:47.700 holiday related okay certainly okay let's oh are you so you're back to entertaining only
00:26:52.900 Entertaining only.
00:26:53.780 All right.
00:26:54.440 Let me think.
00:26:55.800 You know what I saw?
00:26:56.480 Oh, I got it.
00:26:56.960 I got it.
00:26:57.580 Okay, I got number one.
00:26:58.580 Name cards.
00:26:59.780 Ooh.
00:27:00.880 Oh, wait.
00:27:01.240 Where do they go?
00:27:01.920 When you seat your guests.
00:27:03.060 So you make the name cards in advance, knowing they'll come over eventually?
00:27:06.800 No, I mean, like, you plan a dinner party.
00:27:09.380 Yeah.
00:27:10.060 And then you get to crafting.
00:27:11.260 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:27:12.340 Here's what I'm trying to understand.
00:27:13.200 Are you saying, how do I get something where I'm crafting every Saturday and it's going to good use?
00:27:18.520 I won't ever.
00:27:19.020 No, I don't really know what I'm asking, of course.
00:27:21.060 Are you looking for a...
00:27:22.780 Not a hobby, exactly.
00:27:24.000 Yeah, a hobby.
00:27:24.380 Something to do with...
00:27:24.940 I feel like I just came up with one.
00:27:25.640 Something to do instead of being on my phone.
00:27:27.440 But listen to this.
00:27:28.420 I saw, and obviously I won't do this, 0.97
00:27:29.820 but Instagram fed me this woman, 0.88
00:27:31.200 and she's like,
00:27:31.740 I turned my utility closet...
00:27:34.900 Oh, no, into $900 a month?
00:27:35.920 I turned my utility closet into a bar.
00:27:40.020 A walk-in bar. 1.00
00:27:41.180 Pretty impressive what she did, I have to say. 1.00
00:27:43.280 You mean a walk-in bar is in, like... 0.94
00:27:44.760 Like a bar.
00:27:45.460 Like, you open it,
00:27:46.260 and there's a little bar in there.
00:27:47.660 Like, that's where you keep all your stuff.
00:27:49.080 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:49.480 Yeah.
00:27:50.540 You heard?
00:27:51.900 Alcohol, level one carcinogen.
00:27:55.800 I haven't heard.
00:27:57.180 Yep.
00:27:57.700 Surgeon general warning.
00:27:59.360 Really?
00:28:00.220 They're trying to get it on.
00:28:02.320 Okay, so it's not there yet.
00:28:03.920 But yeah, I mean.
00:28:04.620 Genetic disposition and all this stuff.
00:28:06.500 No, I know.
00:28:06.960 We knew it was bad, but maybe not level one.
00:28:08.860 That might be.
00:28:09.300 Why?
00:28:09.600 Well, that is relevant.
00:28:11.460 We got to look into this.
00:28:12.680 No, it's, it's, I think they're saying it's one of the...
00:28:14.980 Yeah, why would we think?
00:28:16.900 Pouring alcohol into your mouth.
00:28:18.100 It's poison, right?
00:28:18.800 Yeah.
00:28:19.400 And then...
00:28:20.680 and we really believe that it's like natural it's like it's like how what we're meant to do
00:28:33.500 and then you're sorry yeah yeah you're going up the old shaking a bit of the old
00:28:38.600 you wake up the next day in pain and agony like you survive i mean sometimes you don't
00:28:46.420 I mean, obviously, okay, but the fact that, like, a little bit like this, I mean, let's get real, we enjoy a touch of death, we enjoy dipping our toe into death daily, this is, I think, makes us feel a sense of control, to dance on the edge.
00:29:06.400 Yeah, to dance on the edge, to say, look, I'm not running from you, I'm stepping towards you.
00:29:12.540 It's a poetic way to approach alcohol.
00:29:14.220 and cigarettes of course yeah yeah and any of it a dance with death i get scared when i take
00:29:20.660 the new approach as you should yeah i told you i googled that i was texting you about this i think
00:29:26.420 when i had the flu i took dayquil and i was like and i was in bed and i was like could it be that
00:29:30.640 and then you said should i go to urgent care and i called my partner on the phone well because i
00:29:34.100 texted if you're having you know chest pain no because i was i was like chest pain dayquil
00:29:38.500 question mark and it was like yes if you experience chest pain taking dayquil immediately seek
00:29:42.460 medical and i was i copied it and texted my partner it and they called me they're like i'm
00:29:47.200 driving i just saw a medical emergency like emergency room like what's going on and i was
00:29:52.160 like i was like sorry i just said my what's the latest medical emergency that i thought was
00:29:57.540 happening but wasn't i'm trying to think and nothing's coming to mind i figured out the whole
00:30:02.680 you know squeeze your leg muscle if you stand up too fast and you're blacking out remember i was
00:30:06.480 oh yeah just pump the thigh muscles meaning what like up and down fine no like squeeze them
00:30:12.600 Oh, with your hands?
00:30:14.460 No.
00:30:14.880 Oh, like flex them.
00:30:15.940 Yeah, yeah, flex them.
00:30:16.980 I feel alive, but I can't remember what we're talking about.
00:30:18.440 Bill Clinton was in my dream really quickly last night.
00:30:20.560 Classic.
00:30:21.080 He was confessing to me how much he loves you.
00:30:24.340 How much he loved Monica.
00:30:26.660 And it was clear as day.
00:30:28.260 He goes to me, he goes to me.
00:30:29.460 I would sit in the Oval Office and I would weep.
00:30:31.920 I love that.
00:30:32.660 Just so strange.
00:30:33.580 I love that.
00:30:34.640 It's just like, where did that come from?
00:30:37.620 Well, I mean, the culture, obviously.
00:30:39.600 But I'm not kidding.
00:30:40.440 no mention of monica in the last whatever no bill clinton like it's just funny because it's
00:30:44.400 my youth it's like i was the exact age when that captivated the nation and so it's like yeah for
00:30:49.580 us yeah it's true and i have a strong memory of bill clinton arriving in la and standing
00:30:55.300 not i didn't actually salute but it was like i knew that he was driving by it was like a freak
00:31:01.680 thing where i was out and then it was like oh that's like bill clinton's here by the way was
00:31:05.980 bill clinton actually in a car going by doubtful maybe there was just traffic that day but in my
00:31:10.200 mind i was like bill clinton like it was like were other people saying that that was bill i don't
00:31:14.720 remember but in my memory and i prefer to remember it as such bill clinton drove by me in a car i
00:31:19.860 saw him um she said he had his chris coming out of came out absolutely legit oh i've heard that
00:31:25.660 bill clinton like will talk anyone's pants off yeah yeah i heard i heard someone talking about 0.98
00:31:31.100 like no like the most charming motherfucker he's got like like like you talk to this guy and you're 0.99
00:31:37.020 like let's fuck okay isn't it fun to hear about like to hear about someone's um swagger charm 0.99
00:31:45.760 swagger like like to hear about it secondhand with no personal evidence of it like it's such 0.99
00:31:50.620 a fun like what a dream it's such a fun to be like have you heard like i just i think of um you know
00:31:55.740 i'm telling mr ripley all the time like the sun it's like the sun the warmth of the sun upon you
00:32:00.780 whatever yeah i have this feeling so i've got a pen and a pencil maybe like i don't even know
00:32:04.760 in my mind your schooling was like abstract or something like that but were you very traditional
00:32:10.460 middle school high school and were you taking notes in class and then like writing things
00:32:14.400 between you and your own self in your notebook like drawing things like what was what do you
00:32:18.860 mean drawing just like doodling in your notebook like you've doodled some circles there yeah like
00:32:24.340 i don't know well i won the marginally award oh right middle school high school what a high school
00:32:29.520 to have even have that award my amazing my amazing english teacher invented it it was because i drew
00:32:35.600 agamemnon crying in the margins of the odyssey i remember that yeah okay agamemnon yeah i want
00:32:44.200 to investigate the platitudes right that are on pillows and carved wood okay selling in target
00:32:49.820 etc okay and go what if you did devote your life to them okay so what i'm saying is a nagging wife
00:32:57.800 might save your life okay or but they don't even have anymore it's like 80 i want that now it's
00:33:04.820 literally yeah do something that scares you right right right i never liked that one why okay here's
00:33:14.540 why because of how it's abused jumping off of right bungee jumping it's like no versions yeah
00:33:19.980 apologize right you know have the courage to forgive yeah yeah god you know what's unbelievable
00:33:25.600 was around someone
00:33:27.440 and I watched them
00:33:29.020 say to someone else
00:33:29.720 someone that I know
00:33:30.320 whatever
00:33:30.640 I have to say
00:33:32.120 I just feel like
00:33:33.140 there was a period there
00:33:34.400 I was around you
00:33:35.100 and I was really obnoxious
00:33:36.540 and I was on a lot of drugs
00:33:37.760 and
00:33:38.120 I just
00:33:39.340 have to apologize
00:33:40.100 this person was apologizing
00:33:41.080 sounds very like
00:33:42.020 amends
00:33:42.680 yeah but it
00:33:43.600 but it wasn't
00:33:44.180 it was just well done
00:33:45.220 and it wasn't
00:33:45.900 and I went 0.99
00:33:46.120 damn 0.99
00:33:46.800 it's a young person 1.00
00:33:47.740 doing this
00:33:48.540 interesting
00:33:49.340 people don't have the courage
00:33:51.220 did it have an effect
00:33:52.180 it worked
00:33:52.660 they did it very elegantly
00:33:53.900 right
00:33:54.340 now it worked
00:33:55.600 So immediately I'm questioning, like, I'm like, it was a tactic I learned early to get
00:34:01.120 you better people out by owning.
00:34:04.780 Pass ills.
00:34:05.840 Yeah.
00:34:07.080 Me wanting to, like, question it.
00:34:08.860 Yeah.
00:34:10.360 You know what it is? 0.53
00:34:11.360 Because secondhand, everything sounds shitty. 0.56
00:34:13.180 Yeah, yeah.
00:34:13.600 I mean, sounds like, when you're like, I saw the cutest child do the cutest thing.
00:34:17.660 You know what I mean?
00:34:17.980 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:18.420 And you're like, she had pigtails. 1.00
00:34:20.740 And she said, mommy rubs my tummy.
00:34:23.680 And you're like, she sounds hideous, and that doesn't sound cute. 0.89
00:34:45.600 Cattle industry being upheld by whey protein, colostrum, and cottage cheese trends.
00:34:51.120 trends you were so close there until cringe it's like i had a real show yeah you were dead on
00:34:57.980 now you're telling me colostrum you i know you're well aren't you pushing armor yeah yeah we won't
00:35:05.320 be talking about that much let's not have pony up okay but you're saying no i just saw getting
00:35:10.240 stuff off i saw someone talking about this because everyone's wait what's way from um way is uh it's
00:35:15.500 it's fat weight it's animal protein right it's like yeah i think it's from milk i don't know i
00:35:20.740 don't take it i think it is yeah i'm pretty sure it's a milk thing but no because in the last
00:35:25.160 several years we've seen people aren't drinking milk as much they want oat milk they want almond
00:35:28.500 milk they want you know so now so the dairy industry has really taken a hit as a result
00:35:33.080 and they're they're trying to get now they're going to the cottage trying to get to the by
00:35:36.800 the way i literally had all the cottage cheese thing we talked about this i made today weren't
00:35:39.760 they paying it was a room but like they were the cottage cheese industry was like behind all the
00:35:45.460 cottage cheese i can't remember if i i'm sure with the viral tiktok yeah like they like by the
00:35:50.160 way it works because today money in today i made the cottage cheese egg wrap really it's unbelievable
00:35:56.280 and then i was devastated because well let's just say i took half i left half in the oven it burnt
00:36:00.380 and i was beside myself the other day my instapot told me that something was burning it yelled to
00:36:05.420 me from the kitchen not words i don't need words i don't want them beeps came in on the screen it
00:36:09.900 said food burning how does it up i dealt with it well not enough liquid yeah yeah i mean those old
00:36:16.680 groats those buckwheat groats so considering buying they soak it up you're gonna have to
00:36:20.760 very exciting do you ever have this you go am i healing a huge emotional wound am i free
00:36:28.660 start to celebrate it a little bit like oh my god maybe it's happening maybe i'm changing
00:36:33.360 maybe so maybe back to the old no no no no just like have i ever healed yeah have you ever woken
00:36:39.760 up and oh the curse is lifted it's over it's impossible we're talking like emotional psychological
00:36:45.980 We're not talking about my restless leg syndrome.
00:36:47.940 No.
00:36:48.600 But we're lifted.
00:36:49.620 Talking about fixations or things that can just suddenly be lifted in the night.
00:36:53.780 Or worries, concerns, paranoias.
00:36:56.840 Pluto's out of orbit for me or something.
00:37:00.680 What?
00:37:01.140 Pluto.
00:37:01.620 Wait, is this a separate idea?
00:37:03.160 It's connected.
00:37:04.000 Oh.
00:37:04.400 I was told, this is the power of suggestion.
00:37:06.260 I was told, this is like the Instagram hell, like scrolling.
00:37:09.580 And then it's a guy like, it's like a scam.
00:37:11.560 It's like, these signs will be radically transformed this year or whatever.
00:37:14.800 and i was like fine and then name is my sign says cancer oh pluto's moving out when you said you
00:37:20.960 you meant the you that he was talking to you as an audience no but then you land i know and i go
00:37:26.060 can it happen am i have you felt change in your life ever let's think about that let's think
00:37:33.720 about that let me think um well i remember being like the meds must finally be working
00:37:37.920 something's happening and i like self-reporting is always a challenge right like in anything like
00:37:43.800 like the patient you know what i mean like well i felt my smile my coffee and my smile as you
00:37:48.940 always point out my little remember coffee i drink it goes up oh yeah okay but like i was like
00:37:56.000 when i was like i haven't been on the floor like i haven't called the doctor from the floor like
00:38:01.500 unable to get up with depression yeah i was like i haven't like we haven't spoken in six months
00:38:06.640 right right right right and i was like right like yeah that's pretty cool that was pretty good that
00:38:11.160 was something sorry i was laughing because i was remembering it have you seen the memes about
00:38:16.120 jackie o looking like she could enter a sheet metal eating competition because of her mouth 1.00
00:38:20.740 like that her mouth is so strong because she was like wants to eat sheet metal something when did
00:38:28.220 she pass the word pass alone right that is very elegant oh it's really well done i know to be 0.80
00:38:40.060 like she passed you know because you're you're saying it's nice ass ed but you're also through
00:38:45.900 sort of articulating a word of the past you're doing tapping no i was just thinking i'm just
00:38:51.760 coming back around um i've never done the i've never done tapping really have you well like i
00:38:58.100 feel like several weeks ago i told you i was back into it but i that was it is it i just go anywhere
00:39:02.940 i think you got to buy into the i think you got to buy into doing it right you know what i mean
00:39:08.720 Yeah.
00:39:09.180 You got to buy into the, okay, it's top of head.
00:39:11.580 Right, right.
00:39:12.060 Then here, then here, then here.
00:39:13.800 Like, I just think if you are like, it's anything.
00:39:16.700 Yeah.
00:39:16.860 I think it's about, you know.
00:39:19.380 No, I'm just, you know, just deciding whether or not to go down another rabbit hole.
00:39:24.220 When you say rabbit hole, what do you picture?
00:39:26.420 A hole where a rabbit lives.
00:39:27.900 See, that's interesting.
00:39:28.720 But a rabbit hole, like, going down a rabbit hole means you keep going.
00:39:31.920 Yeah, yeah, you see that.
00:39:32.980 You see spirals.
00:39:33.880 I sort of see them in space, kind of.
00:39:35.540 Yeah.
00:39:36.060 Yeah, not in the earth.
00:39:36.900 Not held by the earth.
00:39:37.780 not grounded
00:39:38.700 I see you tumbling
00:39:40.320 tumbling through space
00:39:41.940 I'm doing this silhouette on you
00:39:43.960 huh
00:39:44.760 just this like
00:39:45.400 this
00:39:46.560 I know
00:39:46.960 my hair is dirty
00:39:48.120 this height
00:39:49.060 it's like exciting
00:39:51.180 I always you know
00:39:53.320 I get your hair up
00:39:54.560 remember when I showed you
00:39:55.360 when you put my hair up for me
00:39:56.480 I took a photo of you
00:39:57.560 when your hair was
00:39:58.040 happened to be up 0.99
00:39:59.100 did you have these foolish ideas 1.00
00:40:01.180 you don't understand yourself 1.00
00:40:02.260 yes
00:40:02.560 yeah
00:40:03.080 it was at the dinner
00:40:03.840 before you left New York
00:40:04.740 when I told you
00:40:05.400 you can't rot in the city forever
00:40:06.480 that's right
00:40:06.960 that's right
00:40:07.780 You've actually given me another speech.
00:40:10.260 You've given me the best speeches I've ever received.
00:40:12.620 You have given me the two best speeches I've ever received.
00:40:15.700 Oh, my God.
00:40:17.140 Well, I mean, I mean, the only one is if I'm being toasted constantly.
00:40:20.560 What can you ask for better than being that?
00:40:23.420 I go about myself.
00:40:24.340 I was like, that's pretty good.
00:40:25.540 You know how I'm like, my greatest qualities are like, I think, like, you know, ordering with me at a restaurant.
00:40:31.000 Like, you know, you can know you're going to get enough food.
00:40:33.740 Yeah, it's true.
00:40:34.420 a few key qualities
00:40:36.940 I'm really proud of
00:40:38.020 that's pretty good
00:40:38.640 can be counted on
00:40:39.740 for an impromptu toast
00:40:40.500 but here's the thing
00:40:41.380 you know in a cocktail
00:40:42.440 I come a lot
00:40:43.080 what am I to do with that
00:40:44.640 what am I to do with that
00:40:45.800 question about
00:40:46.960 dental hygiene
00:40:47.840 yeah
00:40:48.360 oh we are due
00:40:50.360 for
00:40:50.680 proclaim
00:40:51.580 you're going to get
00:40:52.820 molds made
00:40:53.580 I begged
00:40:54.140 I know
00:40:54.600 and it's happening
00:40:55.180 we need to go
00:40:56.060 to this dentist
00:40:56.760 there's a place
00:40:57.760 we show up
00:40:58.440 let's just do it
00:40:58.680 they go to dinner after
00:40:59.580 well they can't do us
00:41:00.880 at the same time
00:41:01.940 maybe they have
00:41:02.320 sure maybe they can't
00:41:03.620 it's one guy
00:41:04.240 I think I think very least back to back dental hygiene question I heard this once I don't know
00:41:08.760 if it's real what every 12 hours you taught me no no no that's real for sure breaking up the
00:41:13.120 bacteria cycle this is what I don't understand is real waking up in the morning I'd like to
00:41:18.740 pretend oh I wake up in the morning I'm drinking coffee before I brush my teeth I don't brush my
00:41:23.400 teeth then drink coffee what do you do I mean yeah okay great joking so what I've heard
00:41:29.960 fresh out of bed
00:41:31.160 to me the coffee is
00:41:35.000 a mouth rinse of its own
00:41:37.760 I'm like bringing this acid
00:41:39.560 so I don't know where I heard this or what
00:41:42.440 but something about that
00:41:44.400 you really need to like brush your teeth
00:41:46.740 severely first thing in the morning
00:41:48.340 because your heart and everything is like detoxifying 0.99
00:41:50.740 and all the plaque and shit is like 0.99
00:41:52.600 off gassing in your mouth and then when you drink coffee 1.00
00:41:54.700 you just wash it back down your throat
00:41:56.260 into your heart again
00:41:57.220 that sounds like
00:41:57.920 that sounds like that sounds like someone was trying to fill in their content calendar am i
00:42:03.360 right it doesn't get in your heart that's a huge question you know what i mean someone
00:42:06.040 wait what how does that like when you eat it doesn't get in your heart concerns this
00:42:11.440 how does that land of the heart you think it's just washing your heart the food is right bang
00:42:17.360 bang bang hitting your heart sticking to the ribs in case the other thing is sticking in the ribs
00:42:21.320 what sticks to the ribs well that's the other like they're always like oatmeal warm oatmeal
00:42:24.760 in the winter you need something that sticks to your ribs i love that i found that very pleasing
00:42:28.040 yeah but but where the hell is the heart in relation to the esophagus it's just kind of
00:42:31.840 crazy this is why i google anatomy at night the heart's all just in there touch me well the heart
00:42:36.140 is connected to all of the touching my heart you know arteries and veins pumping are donating your 0.99
00:42:42.140 body to science or what depends not just any asshole i will vet the scientists for bodies
00:42:47.820 exhibit only only if i get to pick my position in advance why is exhibit what happened there
00:42:53.660 was shuttered because they had because there was pressures about yeah i was like yeah it was like
00:42:58.700 just like and it's like subjects of the state i came across more anatomical like i think it was
00:43:04.440 i forget it was an app i was soaring through the body from all angles understanding i want to remain
00:43:10.120 on the outside and yet you ask questions okay your heart like i know food won't hit my heart when i
00:43:16.160 eat but it is weird that it doesn't well like heartburn what's going on there right remember
00:43:20.760 when I needed Prilosec
00:43:21.720 when I had heartburn
00:43:22.760 for the first time
00:43:23.300 and I thought something
00:43:23.740 was horribly wrong
00:43:24.460 then I took over-the-counter
00:43:26.080 Prilosec
00:43:26.680 and I was like
00:43:27.160 the power of medicine
00:43:29.460 medicine
00:43:29.860 when it works
00:43:30.920 thank you scientists
00:43:31.860 I know
00:43:32.180 when it works
00:43:32.660 they're in the factory
00:43:33.000 figuring it out
00:43:33.840 when they were
00:43:34.620 when they were loading me up
00:43:35.640 after my night allergy
00:43:36.400 yeah
00:43:36.960 there was like this
00:43:38.180 you're like
00:43:38.800 totally
00:43:41.400 I know
00:43:42.260 I know
00:43:42.640 I know
00:43:43.020 completely 1.00
00:43:44.000 when the shit works 0.99
00:43:45.520 yeah 0.99
00:43:45.820 I have that with Advil sometimes
00:43:47.160 I'm like
00:43:47.580 there's no way
00:43:48.300 it's knocking this out
00:43:49.020 there's no way
00:43:49.560 it's taking this headache out
00:43:50.360 And then it does.
00:43:52.480 I know.
00:43:53.900 Well, Advil's crazy.
00:43:55.060 I want an Advil shirt.
00:43:56.960 I want an Advil hat.
00:43:58.240 Advil feels also very—
00:43:59.800 You're very Advil.
00:44:01.140 I love Advil.
00:44:02.280 Yeah, and I feel I'm Advil too, but you're like almost like—
00:44:05.760 Advil makes me emotional.
00:44:07.320 Yeah.
00:44:08.460 I just think it's amazing.
00:44:09.600 I would love for us to be accidentally happened upon as—
00:44:14.600 Get Advil here.
00:44:16.480 I would love—
00:44:17.400 To be the faces of Advil.
00:44:18.480 To be the faces of Advil.
00:44:19.180 If there is a person in the Advil marketing department
00:44:22.400 with an imagination and a heart,
00:44:24.520 they will be calling us immediately.
00:44:27.400 We are in the face of Advil. 1.00
00:44:29.320 We are in the face of Jewish women with headaches. 1.00
00:44:31.960 Okay. 1.00
00:44:32.440 Aye, aye, aye.
00:44:33.420 Yeah.
00:44:34.440 I don't know what that was, but yeah.
00:44:36.180 Okay, very...
00:44:36.920 I'm sorry at the idea of us getting into Advil.
00:44:40.180 I want to write Advil the musical,
00:44:41.000 and this is the world we're in now.
00:44:42.460 Let's make a movie about how great Advil is.
00:44:44.300 Yeah, the origin story, but...
00:44:46.020 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:46.920 Advil finding her way. 0.98
00:44:48.780 You are Advil. 1.00
00:44:49.600 Advil wasn't invented by a pushy housewife. 0.96
00:44:52.760 I'm Advil.
00:44:54.080 Then I realized, no, wait, you're not Advil, actually.
00:44:56.640 Advil's not effervescent.
00:44:58.580 Yeah, thank you.
00:44:59.780 What are you? 1.00
00:45:00.500 You're an Alka-Seltzer. 1.00
00:45:02.180 Yeah. 0.99
00:45:02.960 I used to take...
00:45:03.520 Oh, by the way.
00:45:04.180 I can't believe we never played this game.
00:45:05.300 My obsession with Mad Men caused me to drink Alka-Seltzer a lot.
00:45:10.380 Because they're always drinking it?
00:45:12.400 Yeah, it was like the hangover thing.
00:45:13.840 Oh, right. 0.94
00:45:14.840 What is an Alka-Seltzer?
00:45:17.160 Ibuprofen?
00:45:18.220 And something for the stomach too?
00:45:19.440 No, I think it's just an anti-acid thing.
00:45:22.740 I thought there was pain relief.
00:45:23.680 I think there was pain relief.
00:45:24.720 I'm pretty sure it was ibuprofen.
00:45:26.240 It's for headaches too.
00:45:26.580 We'll have to look it up at home because we're almost the end of our episode.
00:45:29.380 Got to revisit Mad Men.
00:45:30.680 Got to go back to episode one.
00:45:31.620 Always go back.
00:45:33.320 All right, I love you.
00:45:34.000 I love you.
00:45:47.880 Thank you.