Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Go Back to Houston

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00:02:39.400 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:40.880 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:41.940 And this is Pug, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

00:02:46.660 Two untamable intellects.

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00:02:52.520 This is Hoog. 0.83

00:02:53.900 Today's topic, loosely speaking, tits out roti, the holiday system, double Wednesday.

00:03:03.060 Good morning, Hoog.

00:03:05.160 Okay, I'm soaring.

00:03:06.980 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:03:07.600 This is crazy.

00:03:08.260 We're both soaring?

00:03:09.500 Why are we both soaring?

00:03:10.500 I don't, well, maybe your energy bring me up.

00:03:13.140 Look at my energy.

00:03:13.960 I have had low energy

00:03:15.380 I think for a while now

00:03:17.280 Something happened to me

00:03:18.880 In the night 0.99

00:03:19.920 I don't know what the fuck 0.99

00:03:21.340 You know sometimes 1.00

00:03:22.540 You take a turn and you go

00:03:24.500 What have I been doing?

00:03:26.320 I want to

00:03:26.660 Can I say something?

00:03:28.200 I want to formally apologize

00:03:29.480 To the eavesdroppers 1.00

00:03:30.480 And to the poop community

00:03:31.820 For the energy 1.00

00:03:32.300 That I have been showing up

00:03:33.540 With at these recordings

00:03:34.340 I don't know what it is

00:03:35.840 Stagnation

00:03:37.140 Stagnation in the blood

00:03:38.200 The liver

00:03:38.760 The hippocampus

00:03:40.760 I don't know

00:03:41.680 The vile

00:03:41.980 Problems with vile

00:03:42.620 I won't go back to that life.

00:03:45.560 Maybe I just got,

00:03:46.280 I think I just fell out of sleep.

00:03:48.680 Vicissitudes are natural.

00:03:50.320 Yes, of course.

00:03:51.200 And there will be no apologies.

00:03:53.960 We will.

00:03:54.460 Thank you.

00:03:54.920 We go with the flow of life.

00:03:57.280 And you talk to me and they eavesdrop.

00:03:59.660 So it's,

00:04:00.360 yes,

00:04:00.900 you don't,

00:04:01.440 it's all part of it.

00:04:03.160 This is what brings the community together.

00:04:04.920 I brought products to the thing.

00:04:07.200 Okay.

00:04:07.500 But I'm just saying something is going on.

00:04:09.900 Oh,

00:04:10.420 guess what it is, 1.00

00:04:11.300 bitch. 1.00

00:04:11.960 Oh yeah, 1.00

00:04:12.180 I'm wearing Jacqueline Novak merch.

00:04:13.340 When you wear my merch.

00:04:15.480 I wear it all the time.

00:04:16.720 It's the coziest thing in the world.

00:04:19.640 Like I'm really shocked.

00:04:21.360 Okay.

00:04:21.800 I have a couple of things to say really quick.

00:04:23.440 Me too.

00:04:24.100 Simple, simple, simple changes in the home.

00:04:26.640 First of all, we are going to do a formal on-air shout out of gratitude to Great Jones and Caraway.

00:04:33.100 Wait, wait.

00:04:34.600 What?

00:04:35.000 Not again.

00:04:36.160 What?

00:04:37.060 You received Great Jones?

00:04:39.620 Yeah.

00:04:40.720 When?

00:04:41.060 No, but this happened last time

00:04:42.440 He thought yours was gone

00:04:43.240 And it was there

00:04:43.840 Half of it was there

00:04:45.560 Yesterday, honey

00:04:46.460 Okay

00:04:47.680 It arrived yesterday, you promise?

00:04:50.320 Yes

00:04:50.720 Alright, there's still a chance for me today

00:04:52.280 Chris, check her email alert

00:04:54.340 That tells us if something's coming in the mail

00:04:56.720 Wait, I just want to say

00:04:59.600 The mood elevation

00:05:01.100 Oh my god

00:05:03.660 I'm brought up by yours

00:05:04.580 I mean

00:05:05.200 Do you feel it?

00:05:06.420 I'm brought up by yours

00:05:07.540 Here's what I did

00:05:07.660 Which can't be ignored

00:05:08.860 I'm changing the home

00:05:10.120 socialize all right went to are you ready for this the i word ikea hadn't been in 10 years

00:05:17.760 right and i knew you weren't gonna go with me i was shocked you you know

00:05:20.960 anyway ikea to me is she's at ikea right now i like i actually thought about it in the last

00:05:26.660 couple days are you serious you told me you were planning on making a pilgrimage and i was like

00:05:29.880 i bet she's like at ikea right now and i almost was like for organizational stuff and i almost

00:05:35.640 was like, don't go because well, there's a lot to say. Anyway, go on. Point is, and here's what

00:05:42.360 as someone, and you can relate to this as someone who deliberates and ruminates endlessly on consumer

00:05:49.500 choices, right? Big decision comes up. As you know, I've been hyper fixated and ruminating for

00:05:53.920 weeks on, do I get a King size bed? What do I do? Oh, I'm researching the mattresses. I'm going,

00:05:59.100 this is going to cost me freaking 5k new bed frame, new bed. I'm going to, you know, and then

00:06:03.240 I make the decision. No, I don't need the king. Okay. We remember last week. Dreams of home

00:06:08.940 ownership, a king looming in the distance, but listen to me right now. I tried to push you. I

00:06:12.500 tested your limits. The queen. I, from two deeply trusted sources, I'm talking about, 0.89

00:06:19.440 I'm talking about mattresses. They go, guess who has the best mattress and it's so affordable.

00:06:27.340 Ikea. I start to bristle. No, you dropped this last week. You dropped this wisdom last week.

00:06:32.240 Okay, okay.

00:06:32.900 No, no, and I'm only saying it

00:06:34.800 because I think it would be disingenuous.

00:06:36.540 I constantly repeat myself

00:06:37.680 to pretend like it's a new realization.

00:06:39.240 So do I.

00:06:39.620 No, thank you, thank you.

00:06:40.600 No, no, I dropped it last week.

00:06:42.240 So do I.

00:06:43.920 The freedom of a choice.

00:06:45.740 Yeah, so you made one.

00:06:47.000 Well, by the way, I go there,

00:06:48.260 I lay down, I go,

00:06:49.380 yep, sure, wrap it up.

00:06:51.200 Yeah.

00:06:51.420 To just go, I'm doing it. 0.99

00:06:53.740 Fucking, I don't know, 0.99

00:06:55.040 it was $500. 1.00

00:06:56.740 It's like leaping off a cliff

00:06:57.480 and feeling yourself instantly caught

00:07:00.400 in the arms of an angel.

00:07:01.480 And I was, and I was, and I was, I was saying, Oh God, what if it's too firm?

00:07:06.140 And then of course I'm, you get a soft topper if you need it.

00:07:09.260 Not going to need it.

00:07:10.340 Never firm mattress key for health firm.

00:07:13.260 So having that, it's coming tomorrow and then coming home, the great Jones items, beautiful

00:07:18.780 pots and pans.

00:07:21.180 Unbelievable.

00:07:21.820 Caraway sent an absolutely fabulous Tupperware set, which is going to revolutionize my life.

00:07:27.020 I bought a set for my mother for Christmas.

00:07:29.540 Hope she's not listening.

00:07:31.480 Like, that's how much I was excited by it.

00:07:34.200 When you go at a pop-it based on the gift, which I have as well.

00:07:37.420 Oh, honey bun.

00:07:38.600 Now, you know what?

00:07:40.300 We actually had a disaster strike with Our Place.

00:07:44.140 And we're still working on it.

00:07:45.640 Okay.

00:07:46.020 Behind the scenes.

00:07:47.160 It's really, really rough.

00:07:48.460 Wait, where's my Our Place?

00:07:50.140 You didn't get it.

00:07:51.320 You don't know why?

00:07:52.420 Why?

00:07:53.060 It's not coming.

00:07:54.460 Stop.

00:07:54.760 Stop.

00:07:55.360 Why?

00:07:56.360 Why?

00:07:57.280 Okay.

00:07:58.700 I'm going to honor you by giving you the information first.

00:08:01.480 And then I'm going to give you that you're yearning for.

00:08:03.340 And then I'm going to go back and say everything I want to say about it.

00:08:05.520 Okay.

00:08:05.920 I'm going to honor your interests.

00:08:07.260 Okay.

00:08:07.500 Thank you.

00:08:08.300 Okay.

00:08:08.580 Above my own neurodivergence.

00:08:11.200 So it's not coming because our contact left before our decisions were sent in.

00:08:21.040 And by our decisions on this one, well, mine came later than yours.

00:08:26.700 So technically I blame myself because we don't know when they left.

00:08:29.360 now we talked about our place we described the wonder oven i mean we read it we did marketing

00:08:37.620 hard marketing and i think we sent clips and whatever the new contact doesn't have time for

00:08:45.920 us okay it's i'm pretty sure there's no response well by the way our place should take a page from

00:08:52.520 great jones it should take a page from caraway because the joy in my home the joy that i'm

00:08:57.600 feeling in the kitchen right now with the new items caraway also a couple really beautiful

00:09:01.800 heavy high quality stainless steel wait i want to talk about the caraway but wait wait i need to go

00:09:06.780 back to two things yeah one so i was just saying like you were saying about the caraway and getting

00:09:11.540 it for your mother so me me yeah i i because i have an always pan 1.0 from a few years ago

00:09:19.400 oh yeah they made some upgrades and whatever so anyway i purchased my mom

00:09:25.620 and always pan

00:09:27.480 they also

00:09:28.820 they do have a great deal going

00:09:30.040 okay

00:09:30.300 and I purchased her one

00:09:32.020 and she loves it

00:09:32.660 that's our place correct?

00:09:35.140 yeah

00:09:35.340 yeah so more marketing

00:09:36.580 so anyway

00:09:37.560 I purchased that

00:09:39.420 but I even was like

00:09:40.660 and I know my free ones are coming

00:09:41.920 like so I felt like

00:09:42.980 but anyway the point was like

00:09:44.040 I purchased it based on

00:09:45.680 excitement about like 1.00

00:09:47.000 the point is when you gift Poog

00:09:48.500 you're

00:09:50.340 you're gifting yourself

00:09:51.520 and I have to say something

00:09:52.700 and this is for

00:09:53.400 this is for all the brands

00:09:54.400 last night i had a had a absolutely beautiful meal at um night market song shout out to louise

00:10:02.760 for being unbelievable and um server angel talking is a is a poog hag sent over and i want to say

00:10:12.640 something some of the most the restaurateur the the the server who i know okay great

00:10:17.800 unbelievable um talk about elegance talk about so for example sit down are you drinking tonight

00:10:26.340 and i go oh no i go well maybe but i would have to i have to you know eat first i kind of made a

00:10:32.460 of course yeah the meal is sensational moaning moaning over the flavors after we're into the

00:10:39.480 entrees down drops two glasses of chilled red that he remembered that i said i'd have to eat

00:10:45.240 first which is psychotic incredible meal and then i'll just say this quickly finish the meal

00:10:49.560 incredible i'm i'm there um um with my date you have we're full pad cu the best massaman curry

00:10:57.380 i've ever had in my life massaman usually sickeningly sweet right you think oh god

00:11:02.280 the density the depth of the flavor is shocking coconut rice really green spicy green beans

00:11:07.520 jasmine rice the roti that would make the roti was so good i almost threw a plate against a wall

00:11:13.100 yeah and then i just think you're gonna say my dress would like like my dress fell off my and 0.98

00:11:19.540 my tits were out it was so good this is tits out roti i have to tell you it was so good so listen 0.99

00:11:24.500 to this we finish the meal we're looking at each other go we're too full we can't eat dessert 0.99

00:11:30.200 so yeah yeah and then and then he comes by drops the plates are cleared and i'm about to go i'll

00:11:38.620 just to check two spoons are dropped not saying do you want dessert you have room to desert the 0.97

00:11:43.760 spoons have dropped meaning you know what's coming bitch and meaning touch it if you want 0.96

00:11:47.860 i don't care touch it if you want this is for you and then down drops the mango with the coconut 0.99

00:11:52.820 sticky rice with the condensed milk to die for to fucking die for unbelievable fun in there i mean 0.95

00:11:59.660 i hadn't been i hadn't been there for years anything better than a great meal out i'm sorry 0.91

00:12:07.220 Well, and we continue to ask this question and the answer continues to be no.

00:12:11.500 And people that understand a restaurant, people that understand that experience,

00:12:15.780 people that have reverence and glory for the flavors, they will inherit the earth.

00:12:20.440 That is the key to life.

00:12:22.820 I mean, we left sailing.

00:12:25.720 Like, yes, a home-cooked meal, whatever.

00:12:27.540 That's an entirely different category.

00:12:29.700 No, completely different category.

00:12:31.420 Okay.

00:12:31.880 To me, the performance, the show.

00:12:35.300 the show that I that we were given last night was was superb okay so there's a show it's

00:12:40.020 interactive theater and you get to it was dance the way he was dropping items the way he was

00:12:45.680 and maneuvering crazy stuff like we had too much to think here's the to-go box a lid fell he comes

00:12:51.820 produces a fresh lid don't worry we use the one that fell 30 seconds 30 second roll don't care

00:12:55.760 right like but the movement I mean it was ballet it was absolutely ballet and this is when I was

00:13:01.020 reminded of when i went to um went to houston's not to be confused with this with avenue houston

00:13:06.580 in new york houston's a hillstone memory uh restaurant were you briefly afraid i say memory

00:13:11.040 yeah but were you briefly were you briefly afraid people thought you're mispronouncing

00:13:14.900 yeah yeah which by the way i saw i heard some once some tourists to me houston oh no take a

00:13:21.440 left on no okay it's worse it's worse i said houston and they they were like houston and i was

00:13:29.520 like no sweetie go back to Houston doll yeah I was reminded of the Houston's in Pasadena which

00:13:40.420 I think I read my grandfather the level of the level of service I believe I called it I felt

00:13:46.240 like I was in Kyoto okay it was a Japanese level of Houston's love it the Hillstone group by the

00:13:52.400 way the Hillstone group should be sending some vouchers because you and I had a Hillstone group

00:13:56.300 Beverly, Beverly Grill.

00:13:58.160 I will say there's been a overall lack of voucher.

00:14:01.980 Vouchers.

00:14:03.280 Like, hey, guess what?

00:14:05.020 Yeah.

00:14:05.280 Do you not agree?

00:14:06.560 No, I do agree.

00:14:07.300 Where are the meal vouchers?

00:14:08.380 Hanging on my corkboard, right?

00:14:10.300 That the vouchers just go in.

00:14:12.620 And, and because I don't want to dishonor.

00:14:15.080 There've been a few and those folks have just highlighted the absence of the rest.

00:14:22.140 And I just want to say that's why.

00:14:23.120 I would like to shout out Apu Kag who sent us a gift card to Birdie G.

00:14:26.300 Santa Monica fine restaurant incredibly sweet very generous that is so lovely now you'd have

00:14:32.320 to pick me up and get my ass over there I know I know but like that to me really elegant really

00:14:37.940 special I know so imagine if it's a setup I guess I guess it's not no no I just was like okay 0.94

00:14:43.620 it only works on a certain date okay yeah yeah yeah and and so they're ready that someone can

00:14:49.580 murder us yeah yeah we go to the restaurant by the way if you want to murder me just send me

00:14:53.480 something free or tell me hey you got a free afternoon at this place because i'll be there 0.99

00:14:57.740 and you can just execute me live yeah um okay under the guillotine to get to the manicure table

00:15:04.100 i know and i'll be there um yeah something about the energy celsius cocktail to be clear 0.97

00:15:12.320 oh wow look at that in the huge chardonnay glass good morning

00:15:16.020 to break up the strawberry guava of the Celsius

00:15:21.040 to slow me down.

00:15:22.960 Unreal.

00:15:24.080 Wait, so the energy.

00:15:25.520 I'm sorry.

00:15:26.560 Everything is triggering something, Kate.

00:15:28.640 No, no, no, it's fine.

00:15:29.320 But this is what a conversation is.

00:15:31.400 Thank you.

00:15:31.840 It cannot go straight.

00:15:32.900 Thank you.

00:15:33.240 We will never submit to others.

00:15:35.540 We will never go straight to conversational flow.

00:15:40.960 Yeah, what's your conversation?

00:15:43.220 By the way, you know what that is?

00:15:44.620 a tightrope if you're having a conversation in a unidirectional kind of unbroken unfragmented

00:15:51.480 you know what that is that is someone either walking the plank to a death one foot in front

00:15:55.500 of the other got it right or the long yeah it's man on wire style yeah yeah yeah towards

00:16:01.780 you're on a hospital gurney rushing down one little channel you are because that's not what

00:16:07.300 i want a conversation and then what's really sad is the two people like imagine if we were both on

00:16:13.680 a tightrope or a beam suspended okay yeah and conversational turns was was this idea like this

00:16:20.580 obsession an idea that three seconds me three seconds you yeah yeah us gripping each other

00:16:26.060 okay so it's my turn to be here and then okay help me around now my turn

00:16:31.920 okay so on the linear type type of conversation yeah if it's kate talks for eight seconds

00:16:39.600 with no with no interruption and no overlap okay yeah how pathetic right like help me around okay

00:16:46.600 and then oh right right you're coaching the other person through yeah yeah yeah okay one at a time

00:16:53.640 it's it's deathly it's it's white knuckle grip and we will never submit to that apologize what

00:16:59.840 life is unfinished threads tendrils unfinished threads all right back no no but i just want to

00:17:06.420 say another ikea thing that happened yesterday yes that's changed my life oh yeah new kitchen

00:17:11.060 surface stainless steel oh fuck i didn't get that ikea i got that online um the point is

00:17:16.660 assembled it yesterday it just sees little changes we cannot and we've talked about this 0.90

00:17:20.420 organizational kitchen item yeah now it will it's just like a stainless steel kind of kit it was it 0.94

00:17:25.640 was very inexpensive and as a result maybe a little cheaply made but i don't fucking care 0.51

00:17:29.440 what is it it's like a okay it's like a stainless steel two level you've mentioned 0.77

00:17:34.900 it's like it's like it's just like oh it's a little shelf what do you call it yeah no but

00:17:41.120 it's like with surface a riser it's a riser bambino is on it it's a it's like a platform

00:17:46.520 it's it's like a what do you call it not an island it's on a kitchen island but it's like 0.83

00:17:53.200 it's like a it's a goddamn surface it's a table it's a table it's a working table wheels no wheels 0.97

00:17:59.260 no wheels 0.99

00:18:00.020 yeah

00:18:02.320 what are you picturing 1.00

00:18:03.280 just picture a goddamn table 1.00

00:18:04.620 but it's a counter height 1.00

00:18:06.260 it's a counter surface

00:18:07.320 yeah

00:18:07.580 no is it counter height

00:18:08.960 yep

00:18:09.440 okay so it's

00:18:11.100 counter height

00:18:12.080 there's a word for that

00:18:13.420 because there was a period of time

00:18:14.580 where I was completely obsessed

00:18:15.940 with building or finding

00:18:17.900 the correct one

00:18:19.420 it's kind of

00:18:20.760 an Ikea world and island

00:18:21.820 but it's not

00:18:22.600 you tended to bring it up

00:18:23.240 I know

00:18:24.200 I think I know the one

00:18:26.560 okay

00:18:27.320 oh no you got it online

00:18:28.240 it's not Ikea though

00:18:28.780 but I'm just saying

00:18:30.160 these little changes

00:18:30.980 we've talked about this on Poog

00:18:32.100 remember when I moved my bed

00:18:33.440 in the corner

00:18:33.800 my life changed

00:18:34.480 this is real folks

00:18:35.940 guess what I also bought

00:18:37.080 a clock for the bedroom

00:18:38.400 okay

00:18:39.180 a clock for the bedroom

00:18:40.360 wall mounted it

00:18:41.180 I've considered getting into clocks

00:18:42.640 now I have one

00:18:43.340 looking at the clock on the wall

00:18:44.400 huge

00:18:44.900 waking up in the morning

00:18:46.600 looking at the wall for the time

00:18:47.960 instead of picking up

00:18:49.100 the you know what

00:18:49.780 by the way

00:18:50.920 the two phone system

00:18:51.860 has revolutionized my life

00:18:53.120 I went like six days

00:18:54.600 without even glancing

00:18:55.680 at Instagram

00:18:56.200 and then was like

00:18:56.900 wait a minute

00:18:57.600 I only

00:18:58.180 Oh, I just go in with my Tracy account, my happy account.

00:19:02.520 Tracy Anderson was in my dream.

00:19:04.220 I just remembered.

00:19:05.260 Well, whoa, that's crazy.

00:19:06.460 And I was saying to her in the dream, I was like, I really want to get into this.

00:19:09.540 And I started doing the moves with her.

00:19:11.220 No.

00:19:12.020 And she was kind of like watching me and I was like kind of showing off for her.

00:19:14.480 This is wild.

00:19:15.480 That you like, yeah, you would be showing off for her because you have a dancer's ability.

00:19:19.200 I'm holding a Tracy Anderson product.

00:19:20.660 I just want to be very clear.

00:19:21.000 She sent body butter, right?

00:19:23.020 It's better.

00:19:23.640 It's a bomb.

00:19:24.220 Okay.

00:19:24.360 It's two bombs.

00:19:25.060 It's her collab with Dr. Doug.

00:19:27.080 Okay.

00:19:27.480 this one's called got physical in my mind like if that this one's like you use after the workout 0.97

00:19:32.260 on your like on your ass strategically exhausted muscle sequenced muscles but look look look what 0.96

00:19:38.740 came okay chris clocked this like he was like wow okay what two bombs and two spoons wooden spoons 0.99

00:19:48.020 okay wooden knives palette knives for actually oh my god you can see my towel look okay this is

00:19:55.660 Tracy Anderson tell?

00:19:57.140 This is my prized position.

00:19:58.960 Don't look in my mind mode.

00:20:01.780 You being surprised?

00:20:04.080 You are the face of Tracy Anderson.

00:20:06.520 And by the way,

00:20:07.300 I still want to,

00:20:08.160 I still want to try an in-person workout with you one day.

00:20:11.380 Welcome to the tour.

00:20:12.700 We're on it right now.

00:20:13.540 I'm pretty sure when this one comes out.

00:20:14.900 By the way,

00:20:15.480 this is the last recording before we're on tour.

00:20:18.340 I think.

00:20:18.720 Sweetheart,

00:20:19.040 we are leaving.

00:20:19.700 Can you believe this?

00:20:20.560 Next week,

00:20:21.260 this time next week,

00:20:21.900 we're going to be in Vancouver.

00:20:22.960 Isn't that shocking?

00:20:24.040 Which means, Kate,

00:20:25.020 When the listeners are listening, I think we're already, I think we're in, are we in

00:20:29.780 Portland on the, on the 5th?

00:20:31.980 Portland, Portland is tonight.

00:20:33.140 Right now we're in Portland.

00:20:33.880 Right now we're in Portland.

00:20:34.700 I mean, don't tempt the gods, but hopefully we land safely.

00:20:37.360 And now we are in Portland.

00:20:38.220 So it's like, okay, so right now we're on tour now.

00:20:40.260 I know that's weird for people to, this is a message from last week in this case, because

00:20:45.980 we really got on top of it.

00:20:47.560 We are recording today in Los Angeles, but when this airs, we will be in Portland.

00:20:51.520 And the day after that, we will be in Vancouver, followed by Seattle, followed by San Francisco, followed by Los Angeles, followed by Philly, then D.C., and finally Brooklyn, New York.

00:21:03.340 And you can win if you spot the POOG, it's branded on the outside, POOG tour bus.

00:21:13.340 Can you imagine?

00:21:14.740 You, if you spot it and take a picture, you win $500.

00:21:19.440 Absolutely, you win $500.

00:21:21.520 now there is a reveal

00:21:23.460 which is

00:21:24.140 there isn't one

00:21:25.000 yeah but that's a

00:21:25.720 genius

00:21:26.520 classic scam

00:21:27.860 the holidays

00:21:30.080 pretend there's a tour bus

00:21:31.040 to be sought

00:21:31.980 I think that's interesting

00:21:32.820 we're firmly in the holiday

00:21:34.480 season

00:21:34.960 it's the holiday

00:21:38.660 season

00:21:39.340 I said system

00:21:40.140 instead of season

00:21:40.840 which is really

00:21:41.980 I pushed

00:21:43.740 balsam

00:21:44.760 for

00:21:46.040 um

00:21:47.220 artificial

00:21:48.380 I don't love the word

00:21:49.600 but trees

00:21:51.340 I've been pushing their, what is it called?

00:21:54.220 They have a most realistic where each one is carved individually.

00:21:57.920 Oh, yeah, you talked about that. Beautiful.

00:21:59.460 The whole thing. I've got it up.

00:22:01.360 I went with golden white lights this year.

00:22:05.160 Because I remember I tore off the,

00:22:06.980 I needed it to just trigger something visually different from previous years.

00:22:12.580 And so I went with a golden white light. It's heavenly.

00:22:15.800 Our Christmas list is going in the house all day.

00:22:20.360 I'm feeling that's that's really sweet I'm actually considering getting a Chris I haven't had a real Christmas tree in the house in years yeah but this year I'm ready and I'm actually thinking about getting the tree in between in the middle of the Pug tour a couple we have a couple days off in LA oh yeah go get the tree excitement on the road and I know my I sort of got interesting one new thing changes everything getting one new item for the kitchen I go this neuro neuro plasticity change everything this is my

00:22:50.160 because I have someone rooted in old habits,

00:22:52.420 old ways of thinking,

00:22:53.600 throw it all out.

00:22:55.520 Change it all.

00:22:57.020 Change it all.

00:22:57.740 Get it all out.

00:22:58.560 Get it all in new.

00:22:59.480 Change it all.

00:23:00.380 Or one thing.

00:23:02.340 One thing.

00:23:03.060 No, I mean, that's the joke.

00:23:04.780 But what I mean,

00:23:05.420 I'm sitting here and I'm going,

00:23:06.820 oh my God, I think I'm...

00:23:09.580 Well, you're going,

00:23:10.320 I mean, I changed one thing,

00:23:11.560 I can change it all.

00:23:12.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:13.280 Nothing is stagnant.

00:23:15.520 Yeah.

00:23:16.000 No, no, but I mean like,

00:23:16.880 and it gave you the power to go,

00:23:18.220 I'm not afraid.

00:23:19.000 I just changed one thing

00:23:21.200 I'm not afraid to make decisions

00:23:23.380 Yes, yes, Jacqueline

00:23:25.540 I'm not afraid to make decisions

00:23:27.060 I could buy a mattress

00:23:29.580 I can buy a mattress

00:23:31.000 I can just go, that one will do

00:23:33.440 and I can save 18 grand

00:23:35.560 You know what I mean?

00:23:37.840 I'm like, oh my god

00:23:39.240 I'm looking around my room, I go, oh my god

00:23:41.100 guess what I also did, huge, Best Buy Markdown

00:23:43.580 but needing a new projector

00:23:44.780 I got a projector for like $100, 10,000 years ago

00:23:47.700 found a new cyber monday um remember when i saved your life yeah yeah and by the way

00:23:52.880 relatedly oh you want to hear about freedom yeah when cyber monday ends the deals are over

00:23:59.880 but it got you in a purchasing mode and you go yeah you know what i can purchase at full price

00:24:07.540 the panic of getting the deal oh my god i know you go what today double caraway they should

00:24:16.100 They should have double Wednesdays

00:24:17.620 where you pay double.

00:24:18.520 Yeah.

00:24:18.760 But listen to this.

00:24:20.000 Overpaying is erotic.

00:24:20.500 By the way,

00:24:21.580 I have an issue here.

00:24:23.840 Double Wednesday, actually.

00:24:25.580 What?

00:24:25.880 Sorry.

00:24:26.320 Let's sit with double Wednesday

00:24:27.680 for a minute.

00:24:28.360 Double Wednesday.

00:24:29.080 Overpaying is erotic. 1.00

00:24:30.340 The brands are a key poog tenant. 1.00

00:24:33.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:34.200 I mean,

00:24:34.560 overpaying is erotic

00:24:35.440 and cheap is better

00:24:36.740 or whatever.

00:24:37.580 You know,

00:24:37.740 we have the corollary.

00:24:39.040 Of course.

00:24:39.640 I just want to say this for a second.

00:24:40.660 Double Wednesday.

00:24:41.880 We pay double.

00:24:42.600 I think that would,

00:24:43.960 well, you know,

00:24:44.400 those financial, 0.98

00:24:46.100 submissives I've always been fascinated 0.52

00:24:48.120 by. Let's get some of those. 1.00

00:24:49.720 I just have

00:24:52.120 this image. Should we have an Amazon

00:24:53.940 wishlist for people to buy us stuff?

00:24:56.400 Yeah, it's our image. 0.99

00:24:57.640 A man wildly jerking off while 1.00

00:24:59.460 putting in his... 0.99

00:25:02.040 While putting two hands...

00:25:04.300 Well, he needs one to type

00:25:06.060 in his credit card information.

00:25:07.700 Watching his bank account being drained.

00:25:09.380 Anonymously.

00:25:11.060 Watching the numbers go down to someone

00:25:13.580 he's never met. So cool.

00:25:15.500 For no acknowledgement.

00:25:16.600 Love you, sir.

00:25:17.120 He's just seeing the numbers go down, and he's just...

00:25:21.780 The ultimate high. 0.87

00:25:22.820 I mean, it's actually radical activism to jerk off as your numbers are drained. 0.96

00:25:27.100 Wait, wait, wait. 0.95

00:25:28.580 I have a question.

00:25:29.320 Talk about paying double.

00:25:30.700 So seed probiotic, I've been begging on air, and I will stop now because they have openly

00:25:35.040 humiliated me at this point without sending the seed.

00:25:38.220 I get an email yesterday because I had looked them up online, I guess entered my name in

00:25:43.700 like an absolute freak.

00:25:44.380 10% off, yeah.

00:25:45.380 I get an email

00:25:46.940 It goes

00:25:47.380 Don't worry

00:25:48.260 You missed our sale

00:25:49.440 Don't worry

00:25:49.960 One more day

00:25:50.920 A 50% off

00:25:51.880 They're all doing it

00:25:53.000 I go

00:25:53.500 Well then I go

00:25:54.120 Jacqueline

00:25:54.660 Jacqueline I go

00:25:55.440 That's all I needed to hear

00:25:56.580 I'm making the purchase

00:25:57.400 I go to the website

00:25:58.460 I enter my information

00:25:59.440 There is no 50% off

00:26:01.760 Why'd you send the email?

00:26:03.900 What?

00:26:04.920 I emailed them

00:26:05.880 I emailed back

00:26:06.360 I go

00:26:06.520 You kind of did get double wins

00:26:07.900 Well guess who's going to pay full price?

00:26:09.960 Me

00:26:10.080 But guess what I'll be doing it

00:26:11.080 At Erwan

00:26:11.920 My local merchant

00:26:12.940 I'll be going in in person

00:26:14.340 And buying it

00:26:15.000 What are you buying? Oh, seed.

00:26:16.680 Seed. They have it. But are you not

00:26:18.700 shocked? And I looked back at the email.

00:26:20.700 I'm looking at it, scouring the

00:26:22.560 fine print. Yeah. It says

00:26:24.400 deal ends the 28th. When did

00:26:26.700 you see this? It was the 28th.

00:26:28.060 I just want to check on that. When did you see this?

00:26:30.900 Did you see this warning?

00:26:32.140 Wait, let me do the math with you. You know what's weird?

00:26:34.220 I actually want to. I'm going to

00:26:36.560 send it to you because I want you to understand.

00:26:40.200 Hello?

00:26:42.600 Hello?

00:26:43.520 An on-air emergency?

00:26:45.000 Hold on.

00:26:47.140 Everything's fine.

00:26:49.640 Hello?

00:26:51.580 Her screaming hello. 0.98

00:26:54.600 What's that sound? 0.98

00:26:56.680 Hello?

00:26:57.180 Are you serious?

00:26:58.160 Hello? 1.00

00:27:00.120 I heard, like, a loud scream, like, oh, fuck. 0.99

00:27:06.040 Everything's fine, folks. 1.00

00:27:07.060 I thought it was you, like, as clear as day.

00:27:10.620 What did you say?

00:27:11.440 I assumed someone was dead.

00:27:15.000 Everything's fine.

00:27:15.800 No one's dead.

00:27:17.500 People constantly, of course, dropping like flies.

00:27:20.380 Everything's fine.

00:27:21.280 How many babies are born a day?

00:27:22.700 I heard something.

00:27:23.720 10,000 babies are born a day in Los Angeles.

00:27:26.120 We've got to be losing 25K.

00:27:27.940 I don't know.

00:27:28.560 Birth to death rates.

00:27:29.440 Did you hear it?

00:27:31.160 Yeah, I heard something.

00:27:32.920 It was Chris, right?

00:27:35.500 No.

00:27:36.700 I just went down.

00:27:37.560 He goes, what?

00:27:38.540 It was a phantom?

00:27:39.720 I heard it too.

00:27:40.300 It's on air.

00:27:41.320 We have it on air.

00:27:42.340 We have it on the recording and the eavesdroppers probably heard too.

00:27:44.460 I mean, my stomach dropped because like-

00:27:48.100 We thought it was bad news.

00:27:49.320 Him yelling out like something like that,

00:27:51.100 like just randomly would be like,

00:27:52.720 it could just be like, you know, nothing.

00:27:54.820 Drop something.

00:27:55.460 Yeah. 0.96

00:27:56.400 But to do it during a boog recording, okay? 0.97

00:27:59.460 Exactly. 0.97

00:27:59.880 Then you know.

00:28:00.300 I'm like, it broke through.

00:28:01.140 It's an emergency.

00:28:01.940 It broke through.

00:28:02.140 It's an emergency.

00:28:03.020 You, by the way, you just yelling hello was really funny. 0.97

00:28:08.480 Wait, Jacqueline, I'm fucking sending you this 0.98

00:28:10.880 for you to do the forensics on this seed, 0.99

00:28:13.060 Alleged half off

00:28:14.540 I'm sending it to you

00:28:15.960 It's still coming down

00:28:16.580 From the emergency

00:28:17.300 I'm so sorry

00:28:18.200 I'm glad everything's okay

00:28:19.080 Isn't that weird

00:28:19.180 And he heard nothing 0.97

00:28:20.260 It's really fucking weird 0.84

00:28:22.060 We gotta listen back 0.97

00:28:22.800 Did you send it through

00:28:23.640 Explain this to me

00:28:25.160 Offer expires

00:28:26.260 11.28

00:28:27.140 At 11.00pm

00:28:29.060 Pacific time

00:28:30.180 Ew 0.99

00:28:30.280 There's like a shit emoji 0.99

00:28:31.680 I know 0.99

00:28:32.360 I know

00:28:33.040 I don't

00:28:34.040 Noon Pacific time

00:28:35.380 I just wanted to go on record

00:28:36.460 Oh

00:28:37.000 I don't think 0.97

00:28:37.920 The shit emoji 0.98

00:28:38.720 Is funny 0.99

00:28:39.480 Me neither

00:28:40.700 I don't like

00:28:42.060 By the way

00:28:43.060 I don't enjoy

00:28:44.940 imagine being

00:28:46.260 cock-a humor

00:28:47.340 I don't enjoy

00:28:48.400 cock-a 1.00

00:28:49.700 I don't enjoy that 1.00

00:28:51.440 I don't like that

00:28:53.240 and if

00:28:53.720 once someone said 0.98

00:28:54.600 I had a potty mouth

00:28:55.720 because of sexual content 0.83

00:28:57.280 oh Jesus

00:28:58.200 and I was like

00:28:58.500 that's not the potty 1.00

00:29:00.360 you fucker 1.00

00:29:02.340 it's not a potty mouth 1.00

00:29:04.420 to say cock 1.00

00:29:05.200 okay 0.91

00:29:06.160 no

00:29:06.660 no

00:29:07.500 sure 0.97

00:29:08.280 god damn isn't 0.97

00:29:09.160 I don't even like 0.97

00:29:10.160 really

00:29:10.560 like

00:29:11.340 people who like

00:29:12.680 laugh saying pee-pee or something. I'm like, get out. Get out of my house. Get out of my house.

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00:33:01.460 Okay, so I guess maybe I've sent you the forensics.

00:33:06.900 I guess maybe I missed the seed deal.

00:33:09.200 I'm still confused.

00:33:10.320 When did you go to the website?

00:33:12.240 Last night.

00:33:13.140 How did we do the math last night? 1.00

00:33:15.200 Bitch, I know what happened. 1.00

00:33:16.800 What happened? 1.00

00:33:17.640 It was probably after midnight.

00:33:19.320 I don't know.

00:33:19.600 You go to bed early.

00:33:20.600 No, it was not after midnight.

00:33:21.580 It was like 8 p.m.

00:33:23.980 Okay, so this came through on Tuesday, November 8th.

00:33:27.560 Final hurrah.

00:33:28.440 Let me just, we extended our, okay.

00:33:31.460 I'm going to click through.

00:33:33.220 Why are you so, by the way, taken with Seed?

00:33:35.840 I mean, you should be asking for more Pendulum.

00:33:38.520 No, but here...

00:33:38.920 Okay, well, Pendulum.

00:33:40.080 Who's going to...

00:33:40.820 Yeah.

00:33:40.960 I mean, because you gave it away.

00:33:42.780 And I think we wept about it on air.

00:33:45.220 And I think that is more marketing that deserves to be honored.

00:33:49.920 Well, by the way, here's what happened.

00:33:51.240 Send that clip through is all I'm saying.

00:33:52.860 Because it's on IG.

00:33:53.820 Seed, I remember when Seed was being launched.

00:33:56.360 Back, I don't know.

00:33:57.080 Literally, I just clicked through and they're trying to make me sign in.

00:33:59.360 I know. 1.00

00:33:59.620 I created a goddamn account like a fucking freak 1.00

00:34:01.820 just to get the deal 1.00

00:34:03.360 but I remember when they were being launched

00:34:05.860 and my roommate at the time

00:34:07.980 was a

00:34:10.000 real you know she knew a lot

00:34:11.940 about the gut and such and she was

00:34:13.900 like this is the one and it just really

00:34:15.740 got in there hard she just had done

00:34:17.720 she knew her stuff she knew her

00:34:19.340 she knew her microbiome 1.00

00:34:21.560 nothing like a close friend's recommendation 1.00

00:34:23.920 oh you know what I thought would be fun to try on air

00:34:25.680 let's see

00:34:26.600 let's see

00:34:28.540 I know we've done it

00:34:29.640 but I just have to

00:34:30.160 again say thank you

00:34:31.000 Higher Dose

00:34:31.480 for their generosity

00:34:33.020 one of the original

00:34:34.920 yeah

00:34:36.980 I

00:34:37.660 wait what happened

00:34:39.540 why did your face

00:34:40.400 just change

00:34:40.920 what happened

00:34:43.100 okay

00:34:43.640 I've been using it

00:34:45.080 I

00:34:45.300 what is going on

00:34:47.920 this is unbelievable

00:34:48.580 I have no idea

00:34:49.180 what's going on

00:34:49.680 I don't want to

00:34:50.360 I don't

00:34:50.900 I don't want

00:34:51.780 the products to stop coming

00:34:53.180 okay I'm afraid

00:34:54.080 okay because I

00:34:55.020 I'm going to need help

00:34:55.940 from them

00:34:56.300 And I'm actually, I think this will be an opportunity for people to see customer service.

00:35:01.960 Okay.

00:35:02.700 So, okay.

00:35:04.420 I ripped that thing open so excited and I've been using it nearly nonstop.

00:35:08.500 Now they have a thing on a timer for 12 hours, three hours, whatever, but it's fully allowed

00:35:13.160 to be on for 12 hours.

00:35:14.400 Okay.

00:35:14.660 Okay.

00:35:15.080 Something is amiss.

00:35:16.480 Are you talking about the PMF?

00:35:17.940 Yeah, the PMF mat, full size.

00:35:20.320 I've moved it to the couch.

00:35:22.100 Something's amiss.

00:35:22.760 So I live on it.

00:35:23.980 It wouldn't turn on yesterday.

00:35:25.800 Okay.

00:35:26.300 got it got it two days ago and i'm scared okay now i'm convinced so are you telling me you had

00:35:35.580 it on literally 12 hours a day no not always 12 hours a day no no they tell you to they tell you

00:35:43.600 to leave it on then you just roll on by and you hop on it okay because it actually wow throughout

00:35:49.460 the day you sit down you know for 15 you check your emails it's totally like like they encourage

00:35:54.420 it because it takes a little while to heat up you can adjust the heating dial there's multiple

00:35:58.660 settings i mean it's literally everything i've ever dreamed of yeah um and i'm i'm gonna have

00:36:05.180 to call for a replacement it's as simple as that and i'm i'm confident they're a serious company

00:36:09.620 that they'll do it yeah you know i can only blame myself i'm starting to think faulty wiring must

00:36:15.300 have you know back backfire wait what is this i'm holding this euphoria thing that i wanted to try

00:36:20.880 I know it says like chemical reaction.

00:36:22.480 I don't know if it's lip or cheek.

00:36:24.440 Try it on air.

00:36:24.920 Is it lip or cheek or both?

00:36:25.900 I think it's both.

00:36:27.000 I think it's a universal,

00:36:28.300 supposed to be a universal serum.

00:36:29.400 How will we know because I already have the rosacea?

00:36:31.260 I guess we'll know.

00:36:32.900 Try it on air. 0.98

00:36:33.780 All right, try it on the more rosacea cheeks.

00:36:35.460 Wait, I'll do lip first.

00:36:38.940 Does anyone know if it works for the lip?

00:36:40.340 I think it does.

00:36:41.040 Okay.

00:36:41.240 I think it's,

00:36:41.860 actually my lips already look pretty good.

00:36:44.020 All right, ready?

00:36:45.460 I'm scared.

00:36:46.120 All right.

00:36:48.020 Oh, I see a gloss.

00:36:49.460 Let's see what's happening.

00:36:50.180 I'm shocked by the

00:36:53.480 extremeness of the pigment

00:36:55.260 because I was expecting it to be nothing

00:36:57.860 and then slowly to pigment my lips

00:37:00.060 let me take a minute with this

00:37:03.480 I would like the full Charlotte Tilbury line

00:37:05.860 sent to my door by the way

00:37:07.700 okay yes but wait wait

00:37:10.620 we need to honor euphoria for a second

00:37:12.640 no of course

00:37:13.280 we honor them

00:37:15.260 pretty nice gloss there

00:37:17.760 very natural pink 0.54

00:37:19.660 this is where I'm going to work those muscles

00:37:23.580 by the way Jacqueline do you think I should bring the Lima on tour

00:37:27.660 of course okay there's the answer because we're going to

00:37:31.560 yeah and you know what I'm going to do I'm going to do this is official

00:37:35.560 it's official of what you're bringing no because

00:37:38.940 the Lima as you know I've fallen off radically I'm going to do a hardcore

00:37:42.780 during the tour because that's like two weeks so if I start the

00:37:46.980 if I start the fifth

00:37:47.920 well then you'll be with me

00:37:49.100 we'll be

00:37:49.460 to the 18th

00:37:49.980 you know what's going to be big for us

00:37:52.520 the friendship

00:37:53.560 habit

00:37:54.200 yes

00:37:54.880 habit stacking

00:37:55.800 friendship and habit stacking

00:37:57.900 that we can do together

00:37:58.800 so let's just say

00:37:59.680 every time

00:38:00.360 we're on a flight

00:38:01.700 out comes the Lima 0.99

00:38:03.340 holy shit 1.00

00:38:04.760 under the eyes 1.00

00:38:06.300 or no

00:38:07.100 I can Lima the 11

00:38:08.380 I think

00:38:09.460 people will freak out

00:38:10.460 if I looked over on a plane 1.00

00:38:11.820 and I saw two women 1.00

00:38:13.280 with that 1.00

00:38:13.780 the way it looks

00:38:14.720 with the red light

00:38:15.440 between the eyes

00:38:16.240 because I want to do forehead

00:38:18.000 experimentation with the Lima.

00:38:20.820 I think with

00:38:22.500 the right

00:38:24.580 hooded coat

00:38:25.980 kind of one of those really

00:38:28.760 That's almost scarier. Surreptitiously

00:38:30.600 Lima-ing. Almost seems

00:38:32.420 more like one of those two doing.

00:38:34.400 I think you know. If you know,

00:38:36.600 you know. And if you don't know. I got a lot of masks.

00:38:38.340 I got a lot of fresh masks. Fuck you. 1.00

00:38:40.520 Yeah. Wait, you've got masks? 1.00

00:38:42.180 Oh, masks. I just got new masks.

00:38:43.940 By the way, just to be clear, and I want to say 1.00

00:38:46.080 top of the poog 1.00

00:38:47.260 world 1.00

00:38:48.060 the fend

00:38:48.780 fend every day

00:38:49.740 you've been fending right

00:38:50.560 for I mean

00:38:51.020 yes

00:38:51.340 now we've talked about

00:38:52.320 we feel naked

00:38:52.780 when we don't fend

00:38:53.460 my nostrils

00:38:55.040 my breathing passageways

00:38:56.300 every day

00:38:57.080 twice a day

00:38:58.180 easily

00:38:58.580 the new binaka

00:39:00.520 love you fend 1.00

00:39:01.700 F-E-N-D 0.99

00:39:02.960 I feel like there's other shit 0.99

00:39:04.040 I wanted to show off 0.98

00:39:05.040 but let's see how it looks

00:39:06.220 a few minutes later

00:39:07.000 it's a very

00:39:09.860 it's coming out as a very

00:39:11.000 nice pink on me

00:39:11.900 I think

00:39:12.300 I think it's really nice

00:39:13.240 it's natural

00:39:13.840 a classic 1.00

00:39:14.240 a tracic

00:39:15.060 classic

00:39:16.380 glassy pink girl

00:39:18.240 oh you know

00:39:18.780 you know who

00:39:19.320 I'd love to be

00:39:20.420 I'd love to get

00:39:22.120 the whole line

00:39:23.240 it's very

00:39:24.420 who

00:39:25.180 what

00:39:25.440 you're not gonna care

00:39:26.540 okay but

00:39:27.200 why

00:39:27.780 Hobonichi

00:39:28.780 what are you holding up

00:39:31.280 do you have a book

00:39:32.580 by

00:39:32.820 what is that

00:39:33.900 the Hobonichi

00:39:35.000 Techo 2023

00:39:36.100 cousin

00:39:36.940 okay

00:39:37.460 it's

00:39:38.240 it's a

00:39:39.340 kind of

00:39:40.080 journal

00:39:40.800 agenda thing

00:39:42.800 it's a whole world

00:39:43.380 yeah you can feel me

00:39:43.680 backing away

00:39:44.240 yeah but it's with this special paper that fountain pens work with it's a whole culture

00:39:50.720 okay and it's a great yeah and it's dated which is challenging for me because if you don't fill

00:39:58.880 in that day you don't fill in that day oh something yep so like mine like like there was

00:40:04.620 like a month where i did it and then like the rest is nearly empty so like i have to get back

00:40:10.920 into my daily diary thing i've fallen off completely so unless i the new ones came out

00:40:16.620 like people get really excited about the new patterns of the sleeves for the new year cute

00:40:21.360 okay what else do i have here that i was going to show oh you know what i forget do you have one of

00:40:26.720 these okay no i want it this is a christmas miracle i would love the pure lift i need the

00:40:31.460 pure lift i need the new one or that long one we have to officially beg for this because i've been

00:40:36.220 wanting the Pure Lift for

00:40:37.400 years at this point. The question is, do you

00:40:40.280 get it from the recovery lab,

00:40:42.080 direct from the source, or do we beg

00:40:44.280 Face Gym? I thought we

00:40:46.240 begged Face Gym. Face Gym's been a friend

00:40:48.360 to us in the past. By the way, remember when I

00:40:49.980 panicked when I realized 0.98

00:40:52.240 that Skin Sequence was

00:40:53.720 Tracy's brand? Okay, because

00:40:56.520 I was like, 0.91

00:40:58.560 oh, I want that Skin Sequence stuff

00:41:00.340 that Tracy sells on her website,

00:41:02.400 like one of Tracy's

00:41:04.140 obsessions. I was like, oh, let's beg for that.

00:41:06.220 Right. So in my mind, I was imagining off we go to beg for Skin Sequence from Skin Sequence.

00:41:12.200 Didn't realize it's a Tracy Anderson product. And I briefly, my heart dropped to my stomach

00:41:18.120 that like I had begged. I had done crass poog begging to my hero Tracy.

00:41:24.860 Yeah. Yeah. Which is okay. I liberate you from that. That's okay. I want the face gym

00:41:30.420 pure lift and I'm not going to say it again.

00:41:32.100 That's honestly to me a Christmas

00:41:35.680 Top of the line

00:41:37.520 Did you get this wish list

00:41:40.120 Five Wits hair

00:41:41.320 Five Wits sent us a lot of beautiful hair products

00:41:43.960 Co-wash, conditioner wash, very curl friendly

00:41:45.940 Which is exciting

00:41:47.160 Excited to try

00:41:48.060 I've been enjoying it

00:41:50.680 You know it's been huge for me

00:41:52.980 You know the silicone lathering scrubber thing

00:41:56.220 Oh yeah, I've seen that

00:41:57.900 Okay, it's like the soft silicone

00:41:59.880 And it suds up

00:42:01.740 Scrubs your scalp

00:42:02.980 Circulation

00:42:03.500 You know

00:42:04.320 Scrubs

00:42:05.100 You know

00:42:05.520 All of it

00:42:06.040 It's like a million things

00:42:06.960 Suddenly I'm going

00:42:07.260 I need to get one of those

00:42:08.300 I've always been like

00:42:08.900 I don't know about that

00:42:09.880 Kate

00:42:10.560 We weren't sent one

00:42:11.720 No

00:42:12.300 I have to buy it

00:42:13.020 No yeah

00:42:13.780 They're like $2.99

00:42:14.600 Okay

00:42:15.180 Done

00:42:15.700 Maybe less

00:42:16.560 Sold

00:42:16.580 Okay

00:42:17.300 No

00:42:17.780 Couldn't be less

00:42:18.800 Yeah

00:42:19.660 Could be

00:42:20.940 Okay

00:42:22.040 You're into it

00:42:23.680 By the way

00:42:24.920 By the way 0.96

00:42:25.500 Beauty Shaman tells us 0.98

00:42:26.820 Beauty Shaman tells us 0.98

00:42:28.140 Scrubbing the scalp

00:42:29.160 As you said

00:42:29.660 Circulation

00:42:30.420 Key

00:42:31.220 for face. Release the neck. 0.99

00:42:33.620 Release the neck. Release the face. 0.98

00:42:35.340 And all the muscles. You don't want to release your face, but yeah.

00:42:37.840 No, I mean, you do.

00:42:39.220 You do when the muscles are choking it.

00:42:42.080 Choking it. I mean, they all say

00:42:43.320 blood supply.

00:42:44.880 Blood can't get there.

00:42:46.300 Circulation.

00:42:47.320 I think one of the most profound... I actually would love to test this on air.

00:42:51.020 Okay. Well, hold on.

00:42:52.400 Okay, wait. First of all,

00:42:54.320 I just want to say, so in the shower now.

00:42:56.460 So I use the co-wash, which is

00:42:58.340 like not sulfate. It's a non-lather.

00:43:00.740 yeah okay that's like curl classic i actually like to kind of draw out my curls kind of like

00:43:06.220 i'm a frizz up whatever but curl classic don't over shampoo the whole thing yeah but when they

00:43:11.800 don't lather you don't feel like you're getting as clean so the the the silicone thing i see

00:43:16.120 scrubs the scalp it really just it feels great you know the the shampoo is getting everywhere right

00:43:22.540 And it

00:43:23.480 Kate

00:43:24.100 I feel it

00:43:26.180 Massaging muscles

00:43:28.120 The jaw

00:43:29.840 I let it go down

00:43:30.860 Almost around the ear

00:43:31.800 Oh

00:43:32.320 And then the whole

00:43:33.240 Temporalis or whatever

00:43:34.640 Okay

00:43:35.820 Which headaches

00:43:36.600 Tension headaches 0.99

00:43:37.300 All that shit 0.99

00:43:37.960 The back of the neck 1.00

00:43:39.320 The occipital region

00:43:40.300 I'm going

00:43:41.100 I'm going

00:43:41.520 I'm going

00:43:41.960 And it's like

00:43:43.360 The greatest massage

00:43:44.780 I've ever had in my life

00:43:45.960 Will you send me

00:43:46.800 Which one you have?

00:43:48.180 They're like all the same

00:43:49.180 They're very cheap

00:43:49.920 But yes

00:43:50.280 I'll look

00:43:50.880 What's it called?

00:43:51.600 let's get the actual scalp 0.80

00:43:53.520 scrubber

00:43:55.420 I've seen these

00:43:57.300 suddenly they're all over

00:43:58.980 they're called like shampoo

00:44:00.420 honey I'm seeing $18

00:44:02.340 I'm seeing $16

00:44:03.500 Sephora's got one for $18

00:44:07.660 alright

00:44:09.120 it's called the ceremonia

00:44:11.620 which of course I like anything that

00:44:13.820 weds ceremony to daily practice

00:44:16.520 even if done by merely a word

00:44:18.600 you've got the biggest sale of the year

00:44:21.220 still 25% off

00:44:23.600 cyber week

00:44:25.180 that's what I like to hear

00:44:26.420 cyber week

00:44:27.460 well here's

00:44:28.480 I mean I remember a few years ago

00:44:29.800 where they were just like 1.00

00:44:30.500 fuck it 1.00

00:44:30.980 it's on sale 1.00

00:44:31.780 all the way through

00:44:32.860 to the holidays

00:44:33.480 yeah

00:44:34.120 now I do think the

00:44:35.260 you're depressed

00:44:36.500 that cyber

00:44:37.400 you miss cyber Monday

00:44:39.360 we're adding a day

00:44:40.380 I won't lie

00:44:43.340 I like it

00:44:43.880 I like a false deadline

00:44:45.220 sure

00:44:46.220 because it's really not until

00:44:48.100 I'm handing in something late

00:44:49.480 here's a scalp massager

00:44:50.840 $4 off

00:44:52.880 How about

00:44:54.660 The Ceremonia in that cream 1.00

00:44:56.580 In almost a poog cream 1.00

00:44:58.680 Just a

00:44:59.580 Just gently off white

00:45:01.020 Poog cream

00:45:02.800 Is the cream that I

00:45:05.880 Um

00:45:07.380 Yearning for the care away

00:45:09.820 Yearning for the care away

00:45:11.660 Interesting

00:45:12.560 Ceremonia has some interesting other products

00:45:15.800 I'll say

00:45:16.540 So you think I should just buy the Ceremonia?

00:45:19.520 I mean

00:45:20.220 if you've got points to burn over at Sephora.

00:45:24.380 I don't know.

00:45:24.760 But it's just silicone.

00:45:27.380 You could get one probably at CVS. 0.99

00:45:30.660 Damn. 1.00

00:45:31.860 Even Ulta. 1.00

00:45:33.460 Oh, I heard something really haunting

00:45:34.620 because obviously Amazon,

00:45:36.540 techno-fascist thing ruining the world.

00:45:40.860 Yeah.

00:45:41.180 But also I heard from a trusted source

00:45:44.120 something about-

00:45:45.600 That all small business is-

00:45:46.480 Well, listen to this.

00:45:48.380 Just kidding.

00:45:49.180 It's a little scary.

00:45:50.220 Wait, wait, I can't find you.

00:45:51.760 You're lost in a tab.

00:45:52.940 Hold on.

00:45:54.400 Okay, I'm back.

00:45:55.280 I heard that buying from Amazon reduces your carbon footprint.

00:46:02.260 Oh, buying from Amazon reduces?

00:46:03.820 Something about, because listen to this. 1.00

00:46:06.540 No, because I'm also going to fuck this. 0.99

00:46:08.260 Because I'm over here priding myself on, 0.99

00:46:10.240 I'll drive to three hardware stores.

00:46:12.020 I go to the brick and mortar.

00:46:13.060 By the way, I go to brick and mortar.

00:46:14.480 In your truck.

00:46:14.980 Raise my hands up, go, you guys are forcing me online.

00:46:18.700 I'm the consumer.

00:46:19.720 I'm trying to interact with people.

00:46:21.900 I'm trying to do this, right? 1.00

00:46:23.320 I'm driving to the fucking places. 0.99

00:46:25.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:26.260 Going to a second location.

00:46:28.140 Yeah.

00:46:28.900 And sometimes even a third.

00:46:30.780 Sometimes after the second location, I go, what am I doing?

00:46:32.900 I can't give my afternoon over to this. 0.98

00:46:34.540 I'm fucking going to go online. 0.97

00:46:36.140 Well, you know, we can check for you. 0.98

00:46:37.780 So apparently we can check the downtown location.

00:46:39.960 Or they go, we'll check downtown location.

00:46:42.100 Or we can order it to the store.

00:46:44.060 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:44.540 Are you kidding?

00:46:45.840 Even worse, they go, we can order it to the store.

00:46:48.160 I go online, I go, cool, well, either I'm going to order from your store, I'm going to pay an extra $7, and it'll arrive next Wednesday, or it's $7 cheaper and it arrives tomorrow.

00:46:58.700 You know, I mean, they just...

00:46:59.980 When they act like ordering to their store is a fun little treat for the group.

00:47:05.160 It is 1970 at that point.

00:47:08.300 It is absolute insanity to order the size or the color you need to the store.

00:47:15.220 That is insanity.

00:47:16.640 and they offer it still with a straight face

00:47:19.920 and that's coming down

00:47:21.840 from the top

00:47:22.360 you're right here's a cheaper one

00:47:25.540 $9 but then I get in my head

00:47:27.800 I go oh what if this becomes a part of my daily life

00:47:29.800 do I want the nicer one 1.00

00:47:31.080 but fuck that 1.00

00:47:32.060 it's the goddamn same 0.99

00:47:34.020 I needed to say ceremonia 0.98

00:47:37.600 it's kind of no but

00:47:39.020 ceremonia is actually a great

00:47:40.680 it might be nice to

00:47:42.880 it might be nice to kind of go for a deep dive 0.95

00:47:45.860 god damn you're good i don't know someone said to me something that apparently for example the 0.96

00:47:51.820 carbon footprint of me driving in my car to a store doubling back another store that the amazon 0.99

00:47:58.920 and again of course people lose their lives in their hands yeah at the factories and it's hell

00:48:03.420 and they pay two dollars every six days and it's a nightmare yeah but the idea is that from someone

00:48:08.900 told me from a carbon level of my carbon perspective those you know how now you're on

00:48:14.600 the road you see 7,000 Amazon Prime

00:48:16.520 vans and they're like in a row being 1.00

00:48:18.640 dispatched like the goddamn fucking military. 1.00

00:48:21.020 500 products versus 1.00

00:48:22.520 Kate's truck, one product.

00:48:24.260 So you're on the path.

00:48:26.060 You're on the route. So it's like they're driving.

00:48:28.760 So that's the idea.

00:48:30.680 Expediency

00:48:31.160 is like what they offer.

00:48:34.320 They've created a

00:48:35.520 system of just

00:48:37.780 like, but you know.

00:48:40.160 The human cost, I think.

00:48:42.180 Exactly. The human cost. That's why it's like, I'll actually

00:48:44.140 be i will drive my fucking ass to the place due to the human cost um okay listen to this i think 0.99

00:48:50.380 i'm gonna buy the ceremonia now now that you've talked about it i can feel how good that would 0.99

00:48:55.860 feel the scrubber oh it's because it's soft because i always go too hard on my muscles that

00:49:01.280 that i you know it's that thing i talked about when i just snip the muscle here so it would just

00:49:06.140 release this belief that that that if the muscle could just be released the pain would go and it's

00:49:13.680 not like they're like you know your muscle can feel tight from being overstretched too

00:49:17.780 you know it's the whole thing strengthen like you don't need to stretch you need to strengthen it

00:49:23.120 yeah oh i'm like exhausted by these hip mobility um and like shoulder mobility things i'm being

00:49:30.920 served now i'm being served it because it's my tracy account so you know they know they're

00:49:35.420 talking to but these rehab accounts do you get served this at all it's like really it's like

00:49:41.260 this it's like it's like there's like a trend are you ready you know like they have to like

00:49:45.580 there's trends okay of like how you do posts they're like they're like this this is like a

00:49:50.920 current trend pov okay they're like they're like pov started doing this one exercise you know you

00:49:59.660 know like for da da da like and that knot between your shoulder blades is gone okay and then it's

00:50:05.360 It's these people against a wall, like, okay, it's spinning around.

00:50:10.300 But it's POV.

00:50:11.460 It's like, this is the trend currently in the rehab sciences is POV, you know.

00:50:16.980 Yeah, it's like, I really, though, like, Beauty Shaman and Kosha Spa.

00:50:23.180 And she's off, yeah.

00:50:24.020 By the way, the influence of food, someone told me they went to Kosha Spa,

00:50:27.240 they went to Kosha Spa, and it was incredible, and, you know,

00:50:29.040 it changed their life, okay?

00:50:30.820 Okay, the facial massage, the whole thing, buckle, the whole thing.

00:50:33.120 and I'm like amazing

00:50:36.100 I've been talking about it on the air

00:50:37.260 I've never been

00:50:37.900 I'm telling you

00:50:38.500 my jaw

00:50:39.100 I think I gotta get Botox

00:50:40.520 but like others are going

00:50:41.740 based on like our dreams

00:50:43.860 and I haven't even been

00:50:45.740 and

00:50:46.940 I was pressing

00:50:50.360 okay here's an issue

00:50:51.300 yeah

00:50:52.140 oh but the scrubber

00:50:53.740 it's soft

00:50:54.880 because it's silicone

00:50:55.680 so you can only go so hard

00:50:57.200 versus these hard tools

00:50:58.360 that I start digging into a muscle with

00:50:59.900 and then trigger a massive headache

00:51:01.620 as a result

00:51:02.340 yeah

00:51:03.060 Yeah, you can't go too hard. 0.99

00:51:05.580 Even the gua sha, the gua sha up the neck, really good. 0.98

00:51:08.940 I can go a little too hard. 0.91

00:51:10.260 Yeah, don't go too hard, honey.

00:51:11.680 I have to be gentle with that.

00:51:12.840 And I hate being gentle.

00:51:14.160 I hate, like, they're like, I just hate being gentle.

00:51:16.460 Like all the lymph stuff, they're like gently pump.

00:51:19.700 And I'm like, what if I just stuck the Theragun in there?

00:51:23.120 Oh, God, careful.

00:51:25.160 Like just jammed it between the collarbone and soft tissue.

00:51:28.140 And then here's my next question.

00:51:29.780 Are you shopping?

00:51:30.940 Yep.

00:51:31.660 I'm listening to that.

00:51:32.560 I'm sure God, but on the ceremony, I'm laughing at not, I'll come back to the recording.

00:51:40.460 We're live.

00:51:41.400 No, ceremonia.

00:51:42.820 Cause I was looking at the ceremonia Sephora.

00:51:45.260 I was like, you know what I want to see?

00:51:46.860 You know what I want to see?

00:51:47.660 I wanted to be on the ride with you.

00:51:49.060 You know what I want to see?

00:51:49.840 And I got what I wanted.

00:51:51.120 I want, cause what I wanted is someone to go.

00:51:53.080 I've tried a lot of scalp massagers.

00:51:54.800 Yes.

00:51:55.000 This is what you want.

00:51:55.680 And I see, love it so much, bought three as gifts.

00:51:58.780 I see brush bristles are soft enough, but not too soft.

00:52:02.560 You know, it's getting it right there.

00:52:03.740 And I go, it's $18.

00:52:05.280 Are they talking about the category of product?

00:52:07.760 Are they talking about a silicone scrubber versus a whatever?

00:52:10.500 Like, are they specifically saying, here we go.

00:52:13.760 I can't resist.

00:52:15.100 Best scrubber.

00:52:17.320 Well, there we go.

00:52:18.220 Best scalp massager.

00:52:19.220 There you go.

00:52:19.580 Thank you.

00:52:19.940 What did you get?

00:52:21.580 Why is this one certified green?

00:52:24.220 Well, of course I want a clean green one.

00:52:25.860 I don't want toxic.

00:52:27.580 Is Ceremonia toxic now?

00:52:29.900 Ceremonia is not great.

00:52:31.900 It's green.

00:52:31.980 If it's food, if it's food grade silicone, you got to be good, right?

00:52:38.360 Okay, hold on.

00:52:39.580 Let's see here.

00:52:40.340 Design flaw easily gets moldy.

00:52:42.500 Uh-oh, not the Ceremonia, this other one.

00:52:46.160 Which one?

00:52:48.560 Don't read it because...

00:52:50.120 It's not Ceremonia, though.

00:52:51.120 Because I don't trust the commentary yet.

00:52:52.600 The pink rubber isn't a solid piece, but a coating, making it easy for water to get trapped underneath.

00:52:58.360 It's like, remember that baby's toy that was disgusting?

00:53:01.980 the giraffe her name is like suzy or something those children will know it's like a primo

00:53:08.740 giraffe like that babies chew on cute oh that's the inside is just completely just toxic laden

00:53:15.920 with hell oh my god solid surface that is luxury when something is seamless and there's no cracks

00:53:24.640 okay for something i saw this about the lemon the lemon squeezer remember remember i was telling

00:53:29.620 you about um wait what was it uh the guy the guy at this at uh whatever williams no more remember

00:53:35.960 we said don't get the brit go don't get the whatever brand it was like the i don't remember

00:53:40.700 open kitchen he said he in the store said their home brand is open kitchen oh yeah oh yeah he said

00:53:48.900 i call it open casket unreal truly unreal okay so he got me the other squeezer okay are you still

00:53:55.940 shopping yeah but i just came sort of giving me like the right tonality no no you're right i was

00:54:00.700 faking it because by the way look hands up i'm off but here's what i did i started now i have

00:54:05.860 hyper fixation on the silicone scalp no and i want to be on and i saw over on another brand

00:54:11.120 and i started going oh no no no no now i go well you know what i wonder about one what brio geo

00:54:16.320 okay brio geo i keep meaning to bring it up every time i'm in the shower i'm like i got to talk

00:54:21.940 about it because oh yeah i recommend it year after i've never used it that's a hair product

00:54:27.180 line that i sold at sephora i believe yeah and it's the the one i love and i took it on the road

00:54:33.140 a huge tub of this minty charcoal-y uh shampoo and scrub it's heaven okay it's like oh my god

00:54:41.880 it's refreshing it's it's heaven i i i mean it's i hope they're hearing this because we'll be getting

00:54:47.720 The shipment, honey.

00:54:49.900 Let me see.

00:54:51.480 Podcasts at gmail.com, accepting all gifts.

00:54:54.360 Yeah.

00:54:55.200 Now accepting gifts.

00:54:56.420 Now accepting gifts.

00:54:57.100 Now accepting gifts.

00:54:58.260 Well, you know, there's a lot of brands now doing,

00:55:00.960 they're like, it's anti-aging for your hair.

00:55:04.200 Okay.

00:55:05.300 They've gone there.

00:55:06.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:06.900 And, you know, sure.

00:55:09.220 You know what I mean?

00:55:09.780 Like, sure, sell me a problem.

00:55:12.300 You know what's anti-aging? 0.99

00:55:13.320 Die. 0.68

00:55:13.420 You're not out of the old ones. 0.95

00:55:14.580 If you die, you're not aging.

00:55:16.720 Ain't that the truth? 0.99

00:55:17.720 stupid thing to say okay no i i enjoyed it i think it's a good reminder 0.97

00:55:23.820 this is rider strong and i have a new podcast called the red weather it was many and many 0.94

00:55:39.220 a year ago in a kingdom by the sea in 1995 my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune

00:55:46.300 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:55:47.680 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:55:51.320 So no, I am not your guru.

00:55:55.080 And back then, I lied to my parents, I lied to police, I lied to everybody.

00:55:59.960 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:56:02.940 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:56:05.640 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:56:08.300 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.

00:56:11.860 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:56:14.720 and not the obvious boyfriend.

00:56:16.400 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.86

00:56:19.320 I'll teach you sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 0.90

00:56:22.340 Boom, boom. 0.97

00:56:23.660 This is The Red Weather.

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00:56:34.400 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield, from The Girlfriends,

00:56:37.460 the number one hit true crime show

00:56:40.080 that puts women right in the center of their own stories.

00:56:44.220 I'm back with more one-off interviews 1.00

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00:56:51.260 I want to introduce you to Sylvia. 0.97

00:56:53.780 I'm going to climb this.

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00:56:58.280 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.

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00:57:14.760 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,

00:57:16.500 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.

00:57:19.540 I'm not too intimidated by her.

00:57:20.940 What are you talking about? 1.00

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00:58:06.340 Welcome to Boys and Girls, the podcast where dating isn't dating.

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00:58:14.240 A morning what-if, an evening maybe, and a 3pm chai with a could-this-please-be-the-one.

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00:59:05.780 I just want to talk quickly about aging.

00:59:10.740 I want to talk about faces.

00:59:11.880 One of my aging role models, 0.96

00:59:14.000 Vivian Westwood.

00:59:14.980 Yes. 1.00

00:59:15.700 Fucking Diane Van Furstenberg. 1.00

00:59:17.320 These fucking bitches. 1.00

00:59:18.560 I know. 1.00

00:59:19.400 Rest in peace, Vivian.

00:59:21.200 Looked unbelievable. 0.68

00:59:23.180 You're aware of what Vivian Westwood looked like, right? 0.58

00:59:25.420 Let me double check.

00:59:26.920 Like,

00:59:27.980 I recently looked at something

00:59:30.000 and I can't recall.

00:59:31.360 Let me look.

00:59:33.660 Oh, yeah.

00:59:35.780 See, this is the thing 0.97

00:59:39.080 Fucking gorgeous, so cool 0.97

00:59:40.860 It's like we've completely lost 0.99

00:59:43.660 We've lost

00:59:44.920 The idea of

00:59:47.060 Mature beauty

00:59:49.860 I know

00:59:50.760 I mean, a dove commercial can't save us

00:59:54.340 You know what I mean?

00:59:55.740 Although I would accept them as a sponsor

00:59:57.600 Dove commercials, those are wild

00:59:59.820 They're like

01:00:00.460 We have soldiers in Iraq

01:00:05.600 with soft skin. They were doing crazy

01:00:07.780 stuff. They were like

01:00:08.900 or what? They did a whole thing.

01:00:11.600 They came under fire because of COVID because it was like

01:00:13.560 doctors, right?

01:00:15.860 They didn't even come under fire. People were like sobbing

01:00:17.860 buying the products.

01:00:18.920 When I come home, I use the dove bar. 1.00

01:00:22.080 A woman doctor. Yeah, with her face. 1.00

01:00:23.480 Three quarters moisturizing bar. 0.85

01:00:25.880 Yeah, she's like, I've 0.97

01:00:27.060 seen more dead bodies than I ever have 0.99

01:00:29.680 and the hospitals are overwhelmed, but god damn 1.00

01:00:31.620 is my ass soft for my husband. 1.00

01:00:35.600 Well, Dove, they're always pushing 1.00

01:00:39.160 They're always

01:00:39.640 Do you know anyone like this? 1.00

01:00:42.900 There's a lot of, I don't know, women in my family 1.00

01:00:45.020 Who it's like 1.00

01:00:46.100 For 40 years, used nothing

01:00:48.940 But the Dove bar

01:00:50.360 For their face

01:00:51.180 It's like my mother

01:00:52.200 They are hooked on the Dove bar

01:00:56.940 Well, it's like my mother

01:00:58.020 God bless her 1.00

01:01:00.280 She does not believe in spending money on beauty products 1.00

01:01:02.640 Well, Olay is not cheap

01:01:04.400 I mean for a supermarket brand

01:01:06.460 I gotta say

01:01:07.180 I appreciate it to me Olay

01:01:09.780 is

01:01:11.840 kind of like top shelf

01:01:14.800 in like

01:01:15.880 the supermarket

01:01:17.680 they were on it

01:01:19.360 they were on it they were like no we're serious

01:01:22.320 like our ingredients our efficacy

01:01:23.980 like I always like respected

01:01:26.420 what they were doing

01:01:27.360 I don't know if it's European to be clear

01:01:30.280 I just want to see the reviews on the Brio Gio

01:01:32.700 say things constantly

01:01:33.400 Does this come apart to clean?

01:01:36.100 Okay, someone's asking the question.

01:01:38.880 About the scrubber?

01:01:39.800 Are you ready?

01:01:40.560 Does this come apart to clean?

01:01:42.180 Or is it all sealed so mold can't grow in it?

01:01:45.720 Someone, it is removable.

01:01:48.620 Okay.

01:01:49.280 Oh, trouble.

01:01:50.720 No, no.

01:01:51.500 The point is it's removable so you can clean it.

01:01:53.880 See, here's where I start going crazy.

01:01:55.460 I don't know that they're-

01:01:56.860 I'm going to be cleaning the scrubber?

01:01:58.300 Well, once every six years. 0.62

01:02:01.040 I just want smooth silicone. 0.99

01:02:02.860 No, no, no.

01:02:03.400 Yes, but wait, let me just see if there's a single piece.

01:02:11.300 What's the word where it's, you know, like single piece, but it's like there's a word for that.

01:02:18.360 I don't know.

01:02:19.500 You know, like seamless, but it's not seamless.

01:02:24.320 It's like, you know, I'm actually really like not ready to move off this topic.

01:02:30.140 Like I want to find the perfect one and I want to find it now.

01:02:32.680 Great. 1.00

01:02:33.400 Find it for me, bitch. 1.00

01:02:34.780 I want it. 1.00

01:02:35.620 I'm going to make an on-air purchase.

01:02:37.700 Okay, this one looks interesting.

01:02:39.260 Wait, let me see here.

01:02:41.380 No, I'm just looking at pictures of Vivian Westwood.

01:02:43.120 Oh, I went down this path of Dr. Diamond.

01:02:47.640 Diamond InstaFacial. 0.56

01:02:49.240 Let's see.

01:02:49.680 Now, he uses the plasma of your own body or something,

01:02:54.980 but the products he's selling, I'm interested.

01:03:00.240 Hmm.

01:03:01.280 Let me just show you what it is and see if you get hooked.

01:03:03.400 is a real

01:03:05.740 look the packaging is beautiful

01:03:07.620 which I appreciate from

01:03:08.940 from a doctor

01:03:11.860 you know what I mean

01:03:13.220 we love that

01:03:13.740 it's not always

01:03:14.420 it's not always

01:03:15.480 so then you go

01:03:16.800 okay but is he too savvy

01:03:18.120 about marketing

01:03:18.860 where

01:03:19.840 you know

01:03:20.800 can you address the product

01:03:21.660 instafacial plasma

01:03:23.200 and instafacial emulsion 0.87

01:03:26.060 okay here we go

01:03:27.920 bioengineered

01:03:28.660 human identical growth factors

01:03:30.220 that stimulate

01:03:31.140 we fell off

01:03:31.960 I thought we were on the scrubber

01:03:32.940 We are, but it just reminded me, okay?

01:03:35.080 But let me go back to my scrubber.

01:03:36.280 Hold on.

01:03:37.400 Let me go back to my tab.

01:03:38.940 Okay, I was waiting for it to load, and I decided to go look at something else.

01:03:41.580 Okay, let's see here.

01:03:49.340 This looks like one piece.

01:03:53.320 I feel like this is a Reddit thing.

01:03:55.480 That's where they're...

01:03:56.120 One piece.

01:04:03.720 Well, at least people seem to be posing this question a lot on the Sephora.

01:04:07.220 So there is some.

01:04:15.140 Are you still there?

01:04:16.700 I'm here.

01:04:17.580 Because I can't see you.

01:04:17.980 So we fall into silence.

01:04:20.280 Well, this is a silence I live in.

01:04:22.140 We should wrap up.

01:04:22.420 This is a silence I live in throughout the day.

01:04:24.760 Right?

01:04:25.280 In the middle of a deep dive.

01:04:27.440 But we should wrap up.

01:04:28.560 Really?

01:04:29.640 Yeah.

01:04:29.940 I think we're just getting started.

01:04:30.980 We're at like an hour.

01:04:32.940 Wait, hold on.

01:04:34.400 I got to go to therapy. 0.98

01:04:35.800 I got to talk about this crazy brain. 0.99

01:04:41.660 Okay, hell yeah. 1.00

01:04:43.340 Do you lose things?

01:04:45.000 All day, every day.

01:04:46.720 Because, I mean, I rest them on precarious surfaces.

01:04:50.960 So, like, I couldn't find my phone.

01:04:52.400 And it was resting on the seat of that bike, right?

01:04:55.300 And I placed things like that.

01:04:57.320 Going like, oh, this will be easy to grab.

01:05:00.300 I meant more like, you know.

01:05:01.440 oh like

01:05:02.380 like losing

01:05:03.600 like have you ever

01:05:04.760 lost your keys

01:05:05.520 or lost a wallet

01:05:06.300 or like lost

01:05:07.100 you know

01:05:07.580 kind of those vital items

01:05:09.020 yes

01:05:09.740 less so

01:05:11.500 because I actually

01:05:12.700 I

01:05:14.240 should I pee

01:05:17.000 and then we wrap up

01:05:17.600 because I have to pee

01:05:18.340 no I think

01:05:19.920 we can probably wrap up

01:05:20.960 okay

01:05:21.260 right

01:05:21.700 yeah

01:05:22.800 I think so

01:05:23.500 I think

01:05:24.220 I think

01:05:24.780 listen

01:05:25.180 the silicone scalp scrubber

01:05:27.420 remains a floating item

01:05:29.380 hags send in if you have an item

01:05:32.680 or how about the companies themselves 0.97

01:05:34.680 let's do a scrub off

01:05:35.780 send them on in 0.97

01:05:38.040 I want one

01:05:39.680 I'm hungry

01:05:40.640 it's amazing when desire

01:05:42.280 desire just never ending

01:05:45.180 I always saw those in the markets 1.00

01:05:47.160 I scoffed I don't need that fucking shit 1.00

01:05:48.600 now I've never wanted something more 1.00

01:05:50.040 and I'm convinced that if the massaging

01:05:52.180 will open up the circulation 0.99

01:05:53.580 of the whole phase because beauty shaman's like 0.99

01:05:56.400 why the hell would you think

01:05:58.740 that your face here 0.99

01:06:00.040 it's your face

01:06:00.700 and then right over here

01:06:02.140 is nothing

01:06:03.020 is nothing

01:06:03.580 and unrelated 0.99

01:06:04.240 are you fucking kidding 0.99

01:06:05.440 oh no 0.99

01:06:06.840 I missed the beauty shaman sale

01:06:08.880 there was a thing of like

01:06:10.460 two weeks

01:06:11.040 really 1.00

01:06:11.300 and you get all the shit 0.99

01:06:12.140 like you get access 0.99

01:06:13.920 to all the videos

01:06:14.960 I'm convinced

01:06:16.280 I don't need

01:06:17.700 let me find her

01:06:19.040 let me find her

01:06:20.080 wait shamans

01:06:22.040 shaman

01:06:22.760 no I thought she was shamans

01:06:25.060 I mean I thought

01:06:25.880 oh no here she is

01:06:27.140 fascinating

01:06:28.280 what there's an s at the end plural kidding you're kidding i don't know why i can't get

01:06:34.920 excited about the you know the tool that's the just the acupressure just like the metal

01:06:42.600 little silver thing yeah like like me neither i don't know why i just can't i want her to send

01:06:48.260 the whole line though um all right all right listen what an incredible day i feel the energy

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