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00:02:39.360 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

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00:03:04.560 Hi.

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00:03:07.660 I'm on the East Coast and turbulence was rough last night on the plane.

00:03:12.860 Not the whole way.

00:03:14.520 But once we got to the bad weather on the East Coast and they warned us,

00:03:19.460 which I guess I do find comforting when they like,

00:03:21.780 I get in some level, like at least they know a storm's ahead.

00:03:24.280 it's not like

00:03:24.960 yeah when the

00:03:26.260 when the pilot sounds

00:03:27.200 kind of fun

00:03:27.780 he's kind of like

00:03:28.560 when he's so at ease

00:03:29.720 about it

00:03:30.200 and yeah I'm gendering him

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00:03:36.260 old enough

00:03:37.480 that I was like

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00:03:39.520 history at war

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00:03:41.380 like Sully

00:03:42.480 he's old

00:03:42.840 drunk

00:03:43.280 the real pilots

00:03:44.260 actually could fly a plane

00:03:45.360 if the autopilot

00:03:46.380 goes down

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00:03:48.200 you know

00:03:48.820 I read a whole article

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00:03:53.120 there's lots of bears we are no oh my god okay yeah this makes sense they're training them like

00:03:59.480 on video games that's why sully can like flip the plane over and and around and down and make

00:04:05.420 hard calls they're like land in teeterborough teeterborough or whatever he's like we're not

00:04:09.720 gonna make it to your borough is he was he a war guy yeah i'm pretty sure so the turbulence isn't

00:04:19.560 great and i try to relax my body screaming no it really it's not even the worst turbulence i've 0.95

00:04:26.380 ever had i don't okay it just wasn't but it was like you know rough weather okay they're like el

00:04:31.380 nino okay i'm like uh and i'm thinking about these articles yeah i'm thinking about these articles

00:04:38.260 about like um have you heard that like turbulence is going to be worse because of the climate like

00:04:43.460 like not just like because like there's more storms like literally like like atmospherically

00:04:48.940 like like almost like planes might start going down due to turbulence that was the vibe and um

00:04:54.000 yeah it's really rude like yeah that the idea you can it wasn't quite that direct but no that was

00:05:00.800 like i thought the whole thing with turbulence is that it's never brought down a plane i know that's

00:05:04.260 almost i know and it's such a comfort because it always never has brought down a plane like it's

00:05:08.980 so much of a statement that that phraseology always has never brought down a plane that's

00:05:13.540 what i say to myself constantly turbulence has never brought down a plane climate change is

00:05:17.820 going to create turbulence so shocking and off the rails that it's bringing the commercial airlines

00:05:22.160 down yeah just the language of turbulence has never brought down a plane it's like it's like

00:05:27.380 it's like uh that much i've been clinging to it too i've been cleaning that tune too is kind of

00:05:32.020 my point yeah no one's ever crashed because of turbulence is not the phrase it's like turbulence

00:05:37.700 has never brought down a plane you know like we were all repeating it to ourselves like so but

00:05:42.620 you read that here's what i'm wondering okay i heard that's gonna get worse okay i heard that

00:05:47.660 turbulence is gonna get worse like because of like atmospheric changes or something okay

00:05:50.980 and that i believe i guess i'm not bargaining i guess i'm bargaining with god and since that i'm

00:05:57.120 going okay you know what flying's unnatural i'm never doing this again when i if i touch ground

00:06:02.560 safely it's over for me yeah i'll move everybody i love starting your life to the same town yeah

00:06:09.620 and start just encouraging the railway movement to push forward because i'm a little more

00:06:17.000 comfortable in that i could i could tolerate derailing on a train wouldn't be great if it

00:06:21.280 happened off a bridge but anything anything better than than air crash to me i also would

00:06:29.020 be happy to just um have the plane have some kind of problem and just explode midair where you're

00:06:33.880 instantly pressure is lost that's fine atomized i cannot go down screaming no okay oh no oh god

00:06:44.540 i love you really embarrassing experience in an elevator i was in a big elevator one of those

00:06:50.560 elevators it's almost commercial where there's like you can fit like 20 like 15 people in there

00:06:54.720 you know oh i know the ones like you know it's like two doors hospital elevators like doors on

00:06:59.420 the back there like can like fit like a gurney in or yeah yeah and i was in one of those in new

00:07:04.860 york started to and i really don't like elevators and i i don't get nervous on planes really i get

00:07:10.300 nervous on elevators yeah and we were it was a thing where it like stopped it was just it was 0.85

00:07:17.080 kind of creaky and i did not fucking like it and i even kind of looked around like don't like you 0.65

00:07:21.260 know and then it got to a certain thing and it just did like a really uncomfortable like hovering 0.94

00:07:26.440 kind of like I was like oh we're plummeting to the basement yeah threw my arms around the man

00:07:32.840 next to me no no threw my arms around the man next to me put my head into his chest okay now

00:07:38.940 I need to ask a question was it to to die together or was it to try to brace your own body like like

00:07:47.960 for him to save you physically sheer reflex mortality needing the comfort it was comfort

00:07:54.480 that's what i'm saying comfort more than reflex save me it was comfort no no it wasn't it wasn't

00:08:00.100 about like oh he can it wasn't about logic of somehow oh it was animal instinct of just

00:08:07.060 take me mother needing the comfort yeah trying to jump into the kangaroo pocket can you imagine that

00:08:14.500 yeah thank god i've never had humiliating doors opened everything was fine did he say anything

00:08:20.820 other than invite you to dinner.

00:08:23.040 I kind of did a big,

00:08:23.900 I did a huge tap dance on the way out,

00:08:26.840 cross my eyes, tip of the hat.

00:08:28.300 Had to go crazy to overcompensate.

00:08:30.220 Yeah, just shuffling off to Buffalo

00:08:31.660 until you're out of frame.

00:08:32.520 I told you about when I went to the doctor,

00:08:33.340 when I went to the doctor,

00:08:34.240 I've definitely talked about this on POOG,

00:08:35.660 going to the doctor's office

00:08:36.620 to get a tampon taken out. 1.00

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00:08:39.520 I'll just say it for anyone who missed it.

00:08:41.980 I went to the doctor's office,

00:08:43.760 convinced I had a tampon lost inside,

00:08:46.340 went to the doctor's office on like a Saturday.

00:08:48.620 There was no tampon.

00:08:49.620 They're digging around.

00:08:50.180 you did not google like they didn't charge me they felt so bad for me you did not google

00:08:53.660 can a tampon get lost because i was so at which point they tell you no like it's either it's in

00:08:58.440 there it's a mental fixation thing i was like i can feel it i don't know a sensation i'm just

00:09:04.180 saying you went straight to the doctor versus like googling can a tampon be lost inside me at

00:09:08.380 which point they'll be like i just feel like you didn't google it that that's all i think is funny

00:09:13.480 probably not yeah i don't think so i went straight to ucla

00:09:16.620 so god i'm truly yeah what i was saying i'm excited to see my doctor next week

00:09:26.140 i haven't seen him in a couple years yeah i gotta get one of those um well which which kind

00:09:30.840 all i have no none this is my guy now my new guy now not george right but he's at george's

00:09:38.340 office so i'm safe same receptionist same guy in the parking garage or is it more like fast

00:09:44.060 follow of George like George is slightly younger younger than George which is good so let me just

00:09:52.380 give you what happened so so it's not it's all what happened in my mind but aren't those the

00:09:56.560 only stories I have to offer okay so I'm I'm on the plane and it's like okay he's like

00:10:02.300 and I'm like he sounds scared he no he just sounds quick and sometimes they like to do that quick

00:10:09.440 one where they don't tell you much information when it's that quick when all they have time for 0.98

00:10:14.660 when they go like this uh attendance seated yeah attendance fastener seatbelt that is fucking 0.82

00:10:20.900 awful okay protect the staff he's worried about suzy you know what i mean please seat okay yeah 0.83

00:10:26.320 and then seatbelts even though he had already given us like a very calm warning about like i'm

00:10:31.320 really gonna need everyone's seatbelts because we're heading into the weather and like the the

00:10:35.400 drink service is ending early and you know the whole thing and then now it's just like seatbelts

00:10:40.160 and it's almost like yeah dude we heard you before so like the fact that now you're screaming it like

00:10:44.820 your your your hand is flying so so first of all here's my feeling i'm like keep both hands on the

00:10:50.940 wheel buddy and that's not a wheel okay but like him i'm picturing him like battling the winds

00:10:56.660 that are about to flip us right and then yeah and then he takes one hand and like reaching over

00:11:01.020 trembling okay yeah seatbelts i'm like keep your hand on a wheel like truly let us hit the ceiling

00:11:07.880 back here where we've been seated for a very long time focus on keeping it i always feel determined

00:11:12.620 suddenly is about to sort of like we're like right it's not like like a canoe we're gonna flip

00:11:18.220 okay or something wait are you someone who i can't believe we haven't joined the answer to this

00:11:24.000 are you when if i'm seated the seatbelts on me at all times yes are you someone who's sitting

00:11:29.760 there in the seat with the open not clicked of course not at all times because what do they call

00:11:36.540 it it's not called ghost turbulence what do they call it where and you'll see the videos where the

00:11:40.520 plane because the plane can suddenly drop like 30 feet and everyone hits the ceilings yeah you know

00:11:46.200 drinks everything hits the ceiling yeah and that's what you that's why you should always have your

00:11:50.520 seat belt belted oh yeah when you're seated air pocket people break their shoulders hitting the

00:11:56.480 ceiling i can't believe anyone's not first of all wear it loose if you need to wear it loose

00:12:03.440 loosen it up you don't have to be just chastity so yeah i'm shocked to hear that so

00:12:12.680 so here's i'm identifying what i think the major problem on the air the airplane is that we don't

00:12:20.860 have a sense of what it would feel like if everyone was scared and that's what i can't

00:12:27.240 tell the difference between okay it's like don't don't send panic back there okay until like

00:12:33.520 they're sure we're dying feels like feels like the way it's operating so i i'm not comforted by

00:12:39.960 smiles okay uh you know by anyone right so my question is like as we were landing and it was

00:12:46.820 rough and like of course like one child

00:12:48.800 is sort of like screaming like no

00:12:50.160 like

00:12:50.640 one child's screaming like not a baby

00:12:54.940 like you know like a child who's

00:12:56.860 experiencing what I'm experiencing

00:12:57.960 yeah being like this ain't right

00:13:01.000 you know like

00:13:01.680 and the plane's really struggling

00:13:05.000 on the landing but and it was bad turbulence

00:13:07.060 for a while and you just

00:13:08.040 where you're like

00:13:10.300 where there's a sound where it's like he's taking action

00:13:12.880 based on the thing you're like did he just bring us

00:13:14.800 back up or like quickly try to bring us low okay you're like feeling like action being taken that

00:13:20.800 feels like spontaneous improvised okay oh god so makes me sick i know so so so so my big question

00:13:28.060 is like during that like that last let's say 15 minutes of ride where it's okay is the pilot up

00:13:34.100 there and this is what i imagined and i think it's not true the pilot up there sweating bullets

00:13:39.680 okay his neck tensed he's at war and he's like well because i want to say no it's like

00:13:47.780 could have gone either way there but what would it's gotta be no seat belts

00:13:51.140 it's gotta be no because there's turbulence all the time every day and chris was like he probably

00:13:58.940 like enjoys it a little more like like he gets to really fly yeah that makes sense you know like

00:14:05.500 okay like he's doing what he's let's go born to do and then oh so my theory is just like

00:14:11.800 there's a disconnect between how will we know if something's really wrong and the feeling that

00:14:20.460 they're just not they're trying not to panic the masses right yeah and that's sort of like

00:14:26.040 to me the consumer issue like that the flight needs to find a way like they need to under

00:14:31.060 they need to explain to us what turbulence is and exactly what way like there needs to be clarity

00:14:37.340 here i once heard a thing to describe turbulence that helped me did you tell me this the plane has

00:14:43.680 jelly on both sides jelly below jelly above the atmosphere is jelly so you're being held by the

00:14:49.100 jelly below you're not floating in space the atmosphere is actually holding you up doesn't

00:14:53.360 that help definitely i mean that's why what what i kind of told myself with the bumps right instead

00:15:01.040 of experiencing those as like me about to be knocked off of a like a rail in the air you know

00:15:07.960 what i mean like i'm going off the train tracks in the air it's like the bumps like i'm kind of

00:15:12.780 like that's like a bumpy road i'm feeling beneath me what's carrying me kind of yeah but that's why

00:15:18.060 it feels like and you're like i just need some clarity that the plane's not going to flip

00:15:22.840 because what if there was an airplane isn't really a thing what if there was an airline

00:15:26.920 and Pouguer should do this,

00:15:28.460 that was just like 100% guarantee no flip.

00:15:32.440 Because, and if the prices were a little bit higher

00:15:35.500 and it said, guaranteed the plate won't go down.

00:15:38.640 Because the probability, right, of plane crashes

00:15:40.540 are like basically guaranteed.

00:15:42.820 Well, that's, that's, it's very interesting.

00:15:47.840 Now, if you do go down, what, your piece is free?

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00:15:52.580 You're dead.

00:15:53.400 Interesting. 0.99

00:15:54.400 Okay.

00:15:54.680 actually well it is a funny okay it's kind of like a pet rock yes it's a it's a concept

00:16:04.700 that helps the people maybe so it'd be funny to go like remember mad men they're like we can't

00:16:11.500 make a claim any different than any other cigarette company about like health so then

00:16:15.420 they were like we're gonna say like um lucky strikes it's toasted even though they're all

00:16:20.260 toasted remember that yes no it's genius genius so it's like on our flight we'd be like it'd be

00:16:25.420 like pougar be like and then we list off things that like literally can't even happen in a flight

00:16:29.920 so like let's just say flipping is not a thing and i'm going to assume it's not you know unless

00:16:36.680 the pilot chooses to do it yeah it'd be like 100 guarantee the plane will not flip yeah okay

00:16:45.240 Right. But I mean, and this is a little bit and then a series of other things that like, you know.

00:16:51.460 Yeah. What can you even guarantee?

00:16:52.880 Guaranteed won't crash into a mountain without warning because that's pretty true.

00:16:57.560 You'll know if you're going to crash into a mountain. I mean, we'd be with low altitude.

00:17:01.660 Didn't you just tell me just to go back to 9-11? It's literally because of fucking 9-11 that we can't have above five ounces. 0.97

00:17:09.020 That is so crazy. They haven't adjusted that. 0.99

00:17:12.680 We have huge news. Three ounces.

00:17:14.360 no oh my god oh my god yeah because it's like the three by three rule okay which the one thing

00:17:20.680 that isn't doesn't seem to be upheld is the idea that like you can only have three products that

00:17:25.640 are three under three ounces i just bring a ton of products that are three of three that's when 0.92

00:17:32.420 that shit started yeah because you could be mixing bombs gate you could be mixing chemicals to you 0.91

00:17:38.140 want to tell me that you can't do three ounces so if you have eight you can but you can legally 1.00

00:17:41.980 have 18 bottles filled with three ounces i mean it's just ridiculous i mean i think that that and

00:17:47.880 that's why like yesterday when i was packing i was like this feels a little bit like on the wiggle

00:17:52.140 room side like i was like i was like i felt like i was taking too many products oh and lima because

00:17:58.160 it comes in copper right literally ounces nowhere to be seen and it's hard to even estimate how

00:18:06.440 don't risk it so Jacqueline I risked it I was going to google as ADD I was going to google

00:18:12.400 how much do it at the airline they're not going to google it at the airport they're just going

00:18:16.160 to go this looks too big well that's unacceptable wait Jacqueline I have breaking news are we

00:18:24.040 carrying on for the poob tour no why we're checking in every city our bags depends on our

00:18:32.720 merch strategy. Oh, right, right, right. Cause we will be, we will be checking. In which case

00:18:38.400 full-size products. I see. I see. That's fun. Full-size products is nice. Yeah. It's real.

00:18:43.940 I got to tell you though, Jacqueline. Oh God. Sorry. This is an off-air conversation. Yeah.

00:18:48.720 It's stressful. I don't think it has to be. It's true. Okay. Okay. I love that.

00:18:51.760 About checking? Yeah. Because carrying on when you have, you know, as you know,

00:18:56.060 at the Pug Tour, we're going to be doing a city. We're going to do a show traveling the next day,

00:18:58.880 right it's like having to show up at these airports with all of our bags what two hours

00:19:04.120 early i mean suicide nation it's like because i as i mean that's stressful that no it's hard

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00:19:18.920 it's worth asses off i want to be very clear it's worth factoring in if we if merch shows up at that

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00:23:30.140 Anyway, I saw the pilot and I was like on the way out and I wanted, I was hoping he'd be more close up where I could ask him like, were you afraid?

00:23:38.340 Oh yeah, cool.

00:23:39.720 Because I always think it's 50-50 there at the end and like he's like few and then it's like, thanks for coming.

00:23:45.900 And then like the pilot's going home like, okay, I got to really take stock of whether I can do this to people anymore, like to hold their lives in their hands, to not realize, them not realize they're sheep to the slaughter.

00:23:56.440 I need, I know, I want to understand what can and can't happen.

00:23:59.400 I just I know can the wings snap off for example exactly can tell us exactly what happens and then

00:24:07.940 here's my other idea now for pug air non-stop open line to the cockpit what do you mean we're

00:24:17.160 on air in the cockpit oh yeah no oh permanent on they're not allowed to go silent in the cockpit

00:24:24.000 they're not allowed to turn off permanent they're screaming we're hearing them being like four two

00:24:27.880 six over yeah or being like don't worry folks like yeah they're talking about they're talking 0.99

00:24:32.660 about their wives pussies up there in the cockpit well i did notice the pilot community is 0.98

00:24:40.360 okay probably just general population or what do you think 0.99

00:24:45.340 it's more of a straight kind of a straight guy thing right up well even though they're 0.75

00:24:52.360 Even though they look gay most of the time. 0.97

00:24:55.420 Certainly when you consider, like, 0.99

00:24:58.200 They're gorgeous.

00:24:58.960 this kind of prototypical type you're talking about,

00:25:02.480 but I don't think it would seem that way,

00:25:04.480 but probably general pop.

00:25:08.060 Okay.

00:25:08.940 And then there's kind of the vintage concept of, like, you know,

00:25:11.920 they got to get out there and, you know,

00:25:14.820 they can live more free on the road, like the 1960s pilot.

00:25:18.420 Totally.

00:25:19.080 Well, by the way,

00:25:19.500 Well, flight attendants, obviously, 0.51

00:25:22.360 huge gay culture right massive right so what yeah so then what i think it stops at the cockpit 0.96

00:25:29.460 no and they're gorgeous and they're wearing psycho uniforms yeah i don't think there's 0.98

00:25:36.140 any reason to believe it stops at the cockpit i mean i'm sure there are like philandering straight

00:25:40.940 men who love the lifestyle well that's what they say you know again this is kind of like based on

00:25:45.980 like 60s and 70s like like image in my mind so i'm not really sure but but then after i got off

00:25:52.200 the plane, I saw him walking on one of those horizontal, unescalating escalators. I was moving

00:26:00.660 walkways. And how was he? He looked dry. He did not look flushed. He did not look like there was

00:26:08.380 sweat on his brow. The back of his shirt was dry as can be. He didn't look like he was questioning

00:26:13.380 the risk he just put us under. So I just, yeah, I just need fresh information. I'm telling myself

00:26:18.680 a story in my head about what the bumps mean that I'm that we're bouncing along on a narrow narrow

00:26:24.800 road of wind and every jolt we almost died you know what I mean that's kind of I don't think

00:26:31.380 it's that but I'm still completely locked on what you said earlier about how climate change is going

00:26:35.600 to cause planes to go down from turbulence let me look if um if I can see turbulence worse due to

00:26:44.720 climate change

00:26:47.240 oh god

00:26:50.120 what are you saying

00:26:51.960 no wait okay

00:26:53.980 oh yeah popular mechanics

00:26:56.000 you ready for this oh god

00:26:59.580 oh god NPR

00:27:01.680 what

00:27:02.700 not NPR

00:27:04.060 climate change may be making

00:27:09.580 turbulence a lot worse

00:27:11.400 okay

00:27:13.760 But let me just, I was supposed to see what Popular Mechanic says for a second.

00:27:16.500 Hold on.

00:27:18.620 You ready for this?

00:27:19.700 Yeah.

00:27:20.280 Let's hear it.

00:27:22.160 Hold on.

00:27:23.460 Research published earlier, Breathless and Excited, published earlier this year by the University of Reading,

00:27:32.060 confirms this meteorological suspicion.

00:27:35.080 After pouring over more than 40 years of climate data, the science found that severe turbulence,

00:27:39.880 that is, the injury-causing kind, increased 55%.

00:27:45.560 Thomas Gwynn, Chair of Applied Aviation Scientists

00:27:49.780 at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, agrees.

00:27:53.620 Turbulence is going to tend to become more frequent

00:27:56.260 and more intense with climate change.

00:27:58.560 Okay.

00:27:59.560 But don't cancel your flight just yet, folks, it says.

00:28:04.400 The absolute amount of turbulence is small.

00:28:07.060 i told you when i saw a woman getting on a plane for the first time right

00:28:12.200 remind me and she said how do i she had her ticket and she said how do i know where i'm sitting 1.00

00:28:18.140 interesting it fucking ruled and then she asked something else like crazy she was like do we go 0.94

00:28:24.120 in the plane do we go to the plane go in the air she asked like something like really wild like 0.91

00:28:29.680 so is the jet bridge coming with us yeah yeah she was like will my house be where i go now

00:28:34.940 where my house be on the other side so she sounds like maybe there was a little more going on

00:28:41.180 you were traveling you know like travel anxiety i have a general travel anxiety question okay if

00:28:47.220 you could would travel anxiety be alleviated if your house were there if everywhere you went your

00:28:53.000 house was just there too or would that eliminate the purpose of travel see i'm saying well would

00:29:00.400 it be like otherwise you get to enjoy the city but your house is just i mean chris's big dream

00:29:05.480 always has been duplication of goods in a secondary location like so you go to new york 0.60

00:29:11.040 and just all your shit's there just fully yeah yeah and that's what i'm talking about same shirt

00:29:16.140 we go we land in we land in seattle our homes are magically there on the street with everything 0.99

00:29:23.000 inside actually or would that i guess that's a mobile home in a way break a glass if you break

00:29:30.020 a glass in the seattle house does it break in the la house is it entangled it would have to be i mean

00:29:35.600 if it's truly the same although imagine showing up same food same rotted food i mean i think same

00:29:42.620 wilted chard i mean yeah i don't i don't personally yearn for that i'd rather land in a luxury hotel

00:29:50.600 or something if we could have whatever the fuck we wanted right well for sure um you and i booking

00:29:57.800 hotels we won't be sharing a room 0.91

00:29:59.740 to my dismay

00:30:00.560 it didn't even come up once we actually

00:30:03.780 got to booking that's true I actually was like

00:30:05.800 I guess she doesn't want to share one

00:30:07.000 I still think

00:30:08.720 I think one night and we're still booking

00:30:11.440 for fun I still

00:30:13.680 think

00:30:14.280 I just Kate too bad it's

00:30:17.420 the road it's just two bathrooms 1.00

00:30:19.520 no no no

00:30:20.700 no I think you're

00:30:23.760 exactly right I think you're exactly right

00:30:25.200 you can stay like basically

00:30:27.040 have the room you can still sleep over right right right I mean like if it's truly about that

00:30:35.000 then I would say like you know but if you like are tied to the toilet all night yeah it'd be

00:30:40.240 great room as an option of course you know what and I never would be but um I actually you know

00:30:46.580 I was comforted by you're not gonna like this but I was like oh my god what if I because you know

00:30:51.760 it's like you're booking your room I'm booking my room I was like oh my god what if there's a night

00:30:55.120 where like Jacqueline

00:30:55.720 booked a room

00:30:56.140 and I forgot to

00:30:56.840 and then I was comforted

00:30:58.180 going well I can just

00:30:58.780 crash with her

00:30:59.480 if that's okay

00:31:00.260 what have you

00:31:02.360 strategically forgot

00:31:03.700 to book any rooms

00:31:04.900 I know I haven't

00:31:05.940 I haven't

00:31:06.640 but

00:31:07.200 actually I'm booking

00:31:08.180 our rooms

00:31:08.620 that's why

00:31:09.140 I booked a few of mine

00:31:10.700 no I didn't mean it rudely

00:31:12.440 I just meant like

00:31:13.280 no but that's good

00:31:14.040 I'm like sure

00:31:14.420 maybe I did

00:31:15.460 I don't know

00:31:15.940 so

00:31:16.220 so

00:31:16.560 so

00:31:17.140 Lord have mercy

00:31:19.220 Lord have mercy

00:31:20.220 on this episode

00:31:20.900 I want to thank everyone

00:31:21.820 the eavesdroppers

00:31:22.520 for listening in

00:31:24.080 on this call

00:31:24.700 this call is great um protect the hags at all costs protect the community this morning don't

00:31:30.780 let my parents house there was flooding what it was flooding and my mother was yelling lord 0.92

00:31:36.580 she wasn't yelling lord have mercy but i did hear her saying like lord have mercy

00:31:40.220 and then like you know being like um you know

00:31:46.980 immediately jumping to how like thanksgiving could be canceled you know what i mean

00:31:53.940 while like bucketing the water.

00:31:56.640 So inexplicably, the sound went completely out.

00:31:59.360 On the phone?

00:32:00.860 Yeah, you were just gone.

00:32:02.520 It's actually happened another couple of times,

00:32:03.900 but I didn't want to say anything.

00:32:05.100 It actually happened a couple of times to me too. 0.99

00:32:07.240 God damn. 0.99

00:32:08.080 So the eavesdroppers know, 0.99

00:32:09.440 we've had large periods of not being able to hear each other

00:32:11.960 on this episode.

00:32:12.540 So if there's a certain element of chaos and confusion,

00:32:16.960 that's what it is.

00:32:17.660 It's not being able to hear the person

00:32:18.900 you're ostensibly recording a podcast with.

00:32:21.340 We heard each other, but were we listening?

00:32:23.040 remember that that was huge

00:32:25.220 I feel like in 98 how to talk so kids

00:32:27.560 will listen and how to listen so kids will talk

00:32:29.700 my mom had that book on her bedside

00:32:31.660 table no next

00:32:33.600 to the pocket Pima Chodron

00:32:34.920 and driven by distraction

00:32:37.200 still unable to read by the

00:32:39.640 way altered a pain

00:32:40.580 um it's been 0.99

00:32:43.420 weeks wait there was some shit I really 0.95

00:32:45.500 wanted to talk about let me just pull it up 0.98

00:32:47.180 it was um

00:32:48.960 some tea

00:32:51.260 to discuss on poog it was some to discuss it was some t-dop action oh yeah

00:32:58.320 oh you know what i did on the plane this was very i brought my own flower head tea bags

00:33:06.720 cute and i have a picture for the toilet water for the boiling toilet water they serve

00:33:11.720 yes and it wasn't even the water wasn't as hot as i would have liked but

00:33:18.640 legalities of course and i i actually got that and then i asked for and i hate this term creamer

00:33:25.200 because that's the only term they will acknowledge yeah why it's too sexual for you

00:33:29.760 no it's it's like um you don't want the flight attendant to cream in your toilet water

00:33:35.320 no no it's no i don't mind that okay it's it's like it's like i people do this thing it's like

00:33:45.340 where when they're like ordering cream they're like creamer and it's like it's like calling milk

00:33:52.100 milker like yeah like and so i think it comes from products that are creamers and that they're

00:33:59.420 not cream they're like they're creamerizing it yeah they're they're faking it you know they're

00:34:05.120 doing things it's just like creamer and and but i you know i can't confuse if i say cream whatever

00:34:10.040 then they hand you a packet which is sad it's no longer those little those little drinkable cups

00:34:15.100 it's like powder 1.00

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00:34:21.980 of course

00:34:22.920 the rigid cups and like you know peel it off

00:34:25.220 and have a little tiny drink it's phenomenal

00:34:27.020 so fun yeah

00:34:28.580 in elementary school my friend used to put sugar

00:34:30.980 in those little cups and she called it angel milk

00:34:32.760 mmm

00:34:33.760 as a very little kid I remember at the diner

00:34:37.120 going like that was the excitement about the

00:34:39.160 diner like can I have a few of those

00:34:41.040 stacking them

00:34:42.880 creating little homes

00:34:44.180 Mmm.

00:35:14.180 your guru. And back then, I lied to my parents, I lied to police, I lied to everybody. There were

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00:37:25.200 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?

00:37:29.200 Welcome to Boys and Girls, the podcast where dating isn't dating.

00:37:32.820 It's a full-on love triathlon.

00:37:35.720 A morning what-if, an evening maybe,

00:37:38.800 and a 3pm chai with a could-this-please-be-the-one.

00:37:42.560 Because in the arranged marriage universe,

00:37:44.460 you're basically on a sushi conveyor belt.

00:37:46.680 And like raw fish, you've got a shelf life.

00:37:50.340 And the wild part?

00:37:51.820 You're not just looking for someone you like.

00:37:53.660 You're casting for a mythical hero your entire family approves of.

00:37:57.340 A saint, a demigod, a unicorn.

00:37:59.680 I know because years ago, I sacrificed myself to this chaotic, soul-crushing tradition, hoping to find love the correct way. 1.00

00:38:08.160 Boys and Girls is our absurd, cringy, heartfelt ride through the highs and lows of the Indian arranged marriage, 1.00

00:38:14.340 finally giving you the validation and healing you deserve. 0.94

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00:38:29.680 Welcome back. Welcome back. The commercial break, otherwise known as five days have passed since.

00:38:37.980 Yeah, it's shocking. Five days have passed.

00:38:41.420 Started. We're back in a new recording.

00:38:43.860 Off air, we negotiated, you know, why wouldn't we like, it's like trying to pretend that it's

00:38:49.040 the same conversation, bizarre and ultimately rude to the, to the listener, to the eavesdroppers who

00:38:54.200 would maybe pick up on something being off.

00:38:57.140 So yeah, five days later.

00:38:58.900 That's shocking.

00:38:59.660 Five days?

00:39:00.400 That can't be it.

00:39:00.980 I made up the number.

00:39:01.680 I have no clue.

00:39:02.340 I'm time blind.

00:39:02.500 Oh, I think it's four.

00:39:03.180 Okay, it's four days.

00:39:04.040 Four days.

00:39:04.540 Yeah.

00:39:05.440 Wow.

00:39:05.820 And since then, I've accomplished nothing.

00:39:08.440 Well, it was the holiday.

00:39:09.660 Not that accomplishment.

00:39:10.620 I know.

00:39:11.060 I know.

00:39:11.680 I mean, the first half of the recording,

00:39:13.620 the first three quarters,

00:39:14.560 I was at my parents' house and I'm back.

00:39:16.640 So I've actually taken another flight.

00:39:18.400 That's shocking.

00:39:19.580 How was the flight?

00:39:20.040 Okay, very little turbulence.

00:39:22.240 The landing was smooth.

00:39:23.480 Great.

00:39:24.200 absolute ADD miracle is the flight for me. Wait, what? I sit down. I open my laptop and I work

00:39:38.220 and five minutes later, oh, and along the way I'm served about three coffees and five minutes

00:39:43.840 later I land. Wow. It happened. Having dumped maybe 200 gigs, okay, of accumulated stuff on

00:39:53.000 my computer wait so you were cleaning your computer that yes that's what it turned into okay

00:39:58.120 now maybe that doesn't sound like work it does 200 gigs jesus what were those files

00:40:03.120 well you know me i mean i'm just constantly you know me constantly duplicating a file and trying

00:40:10.740 a new version of something but literally like i am like so a video file like what if i did

00:40:16.540 something like this to it a copy oh start a new project yeah yeah and so i have like a lot

00:40:21.880 iMovie iMovie where i live my life iMovie my scrapbook iMovie my notebook my video notebook

00:40:30.240 few will speak of iMovie yeah it's really and yet and yet it is still there instrumental

00:40:37.660 yeah to my process speaking of process and instruments we're five days closer to the

00:40:44.700 poog tour the road to christmas get your tickets pooglive.com tell your friends your relatives

00:40:50.360 what a fun way maybe bring a group bring your whole church group oh wow you're really trying

00:40:55.740 to you're really yeah yeah proselytize poog do an elementary school reunion shows i noticed that

00:41:03.040 some shows back um on the road where someone would come up and say like i'm by the way i'm a

00:41:08.660 poog hag and then they go and this is my friend 0.98

00:41:10.780 who's a poog hag 1.00

00:41:11.560 as of this 1.00

00:41:14.800 week okay

00:41:16.000 they'd be like as of this week because they were coming to my show

00:41:18.680 and they were like let me get

00:41:20.720 them in to you

00:41:22.260 right so

00:41:24.580 you see what I'm saying

00:41:26.420 the people can

00:41:27.700 you have two weeks to mobilize 0.88

00:41:29.960 to let someone get into poog 1.00

00:41:32.720 and then come with you 0.99

00:41:33.480 I mean we do want to

00:41:36.180 encourage people to come alone of course

00:41:38.060 Because a lot of people are afraid of that.

00:41:39.320 It's really powerful to go alone.

00:41:41.080 I had someone front row at my show recently who came alone.

00:41:44.980 Really admirable.

00:41:45.960 Cool.

00:41:47.080 Out of town.

00:41:47.900 Came.

00:41:48.660 Great.

00:41:49.140 Why not?

00:41:49.640 Yeah.

00:41:50.080 Why not?

00:41:51.800 You know, can you imagine going to laugh with strangers to be enveloped in that?

00:41:56.700 Elbowing them.

00:41:57.880 Yeah.

00:41:58.680 Looking. 0.99

00:41:59.180 A baby's hand reached through on my flight home and I didn't mind.

00:42:02.480 That's cute.

00:42:03.060 From the hand in front of you, a hand reached back.

00:42:06.640 And then it saw my ring, my Einstein's underscore NYC Paul Monroe ring that's very sparkly.

00:42:13.280 And it saw that, obviously it was charmed.

00:42:17.220 Yeah.

00:42:17.700 Saw Chris's hair, couldn't resist.

00:42:20.360 This long, shiny hair to grab onto, tug, tug, tug.

00:42:24.820 I didn't mind.

00:42:25.940 Really cute.

00:42:27.320 I got to say.

00:42:28.300 And then what else happened?

00:42:29.360 I feel like there was more excitement during this flight.

00:42:32.160 Mostly just Kate.

00:42:33.960 I mean, we've said it before, but, Kate, I don't know.

00:42:36.840 Do you ever run out of storage or do you just not live that kind of life?

00:42:39.400 What kind of storage?

00:42:39.880 I feel like you have zero files on your computer is what I imagine.

00:42:43.200 My computer, it's eerie.

00:42:44.860 Yeah, there's almost nothing there.

00:42:46.600 Yeah.

00:42:46.840 I don't know where everything is.

00:42:49.020 Actually, my phone, however, has, you know, 80 million photos.

00:42:54.160 Yeah.

00:42:55.420 But the computer...

00:42:56.200 Do you ever run out on there?

00:42:57.320 Yeah.

00:42:58.660 Yeah.

00:42:59.120 Sure do.

00:42:59.460 So that feeling of having to delete a few things...

00:43:02.520 Oh, so stressful.

00:43:03.280 Like again, I have 20,000 screen grabs.

00:43:06.340 Yes.

00:43:06.760 We realized, remember we did that live?

00:43:08.680 Yeah.

00:43:09.600 So I went through, actually it's really hard.

00:43:12.340 I did the most terrifying.

00:43:13.780 I went into the most sort of devastating piece of software,

00:43:18.760 photos on the Mac.

00:43:20.780 Oh God.

00:43:21.140 The actual photos app.

00:43:22.820 What even is that?

00:43:24.420 It's like, what's going on here?

00:43:26.680 Is it syncing?

00:43:27.560 You know, the questions of syncing, I hate.

00:43:29.720 Okay.

00:43:30.720 So it's sort of half synced.

00:43:32.720 it's like it's unclear what's going on but I do go into the screenshot section and if you want to

00:43:42.360 experience your life and you're a screenshotter oh my god because that's real that's the inner

00:43:51.880 that's the inner life yeah yeah yeah that's damn that so I'll go through a section it's like oh 0.74

00:43:58.620 clearly i was like trying to hunt for an outfit for whatever okay i see like all these screen 0.92

00:44:05.600 grabs from ebay that like i sent to my friend you know what i mean screen grabs of like furniture

00:44:11.560 on offer up i'm like oh i was decorating yeah screen grabs of highlighted sections inside

00:44:17.380 ibooks okay oh it like go there like click on screen i'm tempted to go to a screen grab right

00:44:24.080 Yeah, go to it right now.

00:44:25.260 And there's an album of only screen grabs.

00:44:27.360 Oh, don't I know that?

00:44:28.820 Don't you know it?

00:44:29.640 All right.

00:44:29.780 Didn't you say that?

00:44:30.440 And that was the ultimate test for ADDs.

00:44:32.020 How many screen grabs?

00:44:32.580 They said that.

00:44:32.940 Right now I have 2,200.

00:44:34.680 I'm sorry, 22,000.

00:44:36.120 So I went through a cut massively yesterday.

00:44:39.420 Oh, and I have 23,000.

00:44:41.260 Oh, God.

00:44:42.080 Isn't that funny?

00:44:42.560 23,000 after the cut.

00:44:43.760 So, okay.

00:44:44.420 Here's a huge example, Kate.

00:44:46.480 Again, last couple of days.

00:44:47.740 Yeah.

00:44:48.840 Flight screen grabs for Kate.

00:44:50.960 Showing seat maps.

00:44:51.800 For my calcified.

00:44:52.700 Okay, for tour.

00:44:53.420 okay with written across the screen you know yvr to sea that's vancouver to seattle so i've got

00:45:01.660 all those all the flight stuff right i've got the frazier fur oh wait that's not a screen but

00:45:07.780 no oh it's a screen grab of a screen grab yep yep oh this is huge i always screen grab stuff

00:45:13.940 for poog and then forget i want an almond cow oh yeah well we've been there remember we tried to

00:45:19.160 beg really i couldn't i didn't know if that was the one you begged they laughed in our faces on

00:45:23.140 never forget i actually have kind of a bad taste time out from the company based on them not just

00:45:26.840 sending to yeah um i have a question do you have any like black friday paralysis because i'm feeling

00:45:34.700 like oh no what are the deals like i like i don't need to go crazy but you know honestly one of the

00:45:41.740 fear of missing the deal yeah or i'm just like oh fuck like i do want a new projector like this 0.83

00:45:46.420 probably would have been the best time to get a projector you know crazy markdowns so i'm gonna 0.99

00:45:50.920 calm you okay it's not that big of a deal huh cyber monday is tomorrow oh my fuck okay wow so 0.91

00:45:59.580 technically technically that's i mean if you're not lining up at the store much like the literal 0.98

00:46:07.400 best movie i've ever seen i just want to be clear the most outstanding experience i've ever had tell

00:46:11.660 me now i know you're thinking it was like standing one of the most outstanding experiences i've had

00:46:16.100 in a film, in a theater, okay?

00:46:18.240 What?

00:46:18.620 Me, Chris, and another couple cackling,

00:46:20.780 screaming, cheering.

00:46:22.220 Thanksgiving.

00:46:24.320 Wait, what are you talking about?

00:46:25.200 That's a movie?

00:46:26.160 Yeah.

00:46:27.080 What the hell is that?

00:46:28.240 Okay, it's an Eli Roth horror movie. 0.57

00:46:32.880 It is...

00:46:33.800 Eli Roth, a.k.a. The Bear Jew. 0.89

00:46:36.240 A.k.a. The Bear Jew. 0.95

00:46:37.300 I was proud to point that out, too.

00:46:39.040 Wait, that's from this year?

00:46:40.420 Oh, yeah.

00:46:41.180 Mere days ago, okay?

00:46:42.900 You're kidding.

00:46:43.300 And it is...

00:46:44.680 I mean...

00:46:45.640 please, please, if you haven't already seen it,

00:46:48.040 and I can't imagine that you haven't,

00:46:49.880 but, you know, things get in the way like the holiday.

00:46:52.740 Go see it.

00:46:53.820 Wow.

00:46:54.400 And I want, and to be clear, I do not know this man.

00:46:57.760 This is not some promo.

00:47:01.980 Okay, I got screen grabs of my own shoes. 0.91

00:47:06.020 Okay, so we're off Hila Roth. 0.95

00:47:07.220 Got it.

00:47:07.880 Yeah.

00:47:08.580 Wait, you haven't named a single screen grab in your world.

00:47:11.560 Oh, I haven't?

00:47:12.180 Okay, wait.

00:47:12.560 Okay, I've got the Where Ones At new Unitar. 0.56

00:47:15.160 I've got a Heath mug.

00:47:17.540 I've got a screen grab of Lawrence in Arabia, 0.82

00:47:23.300 War, Deceit, Imperial Folly, 0.98

00:47:25.100 and the Making of the Modern Middle East. 1.00

00:47:27.480 Yeah, okay.

00:47:28.080 A book that was recommended.

00:47:29.420 Screen grab going, I'm going to read this, right?

00:47:31.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:31.620 Go get that book.

00:47:32.260 Okay, I have made the label's entire account screen grab

00:47:35.380 because I want their cotton organic goods

00:47:40.000 and I want them bad, okay?

00:47:41.860 So that's in there.

00:47:43.360 Let's see.

00:47:43.720 screen grab of a text exchange oh screen grab of belle de nuit screen grab of another brand of i

00:47:52.840 think organic i'm not sure the giving moment and their active wear i have a screen grab of j-lo

00:48:00.840 wearing it wow what else oh you want to know the product i'm lusting after of parmesan so bad

00:48:09.860 What? Well, actually, it led me down a path of two. The Angela Caglia, Caglia, I don't know,

00:48:17.780 Cell Forte Serum. No idea. It's one of these ones where I go,

00:48:22.800 Hey, there it is. You know what I'm into? You know what's been really good for me, I'll say?

00:48:27.620 One skin. I've been using the one skin. That serum, by the way, lasts a long time. I've been 0.98

00:48:32.740 using it like every day. The serum or lotion? The pump. It's kind of a cream lotion. Sorry,

00:48:36.800 It's like a cream lotion, I guess.

00:48:37.860 No, I mean, it's sort of a gel.

00:48:39.140 It's more of a lotion than a serum.

00:48:41.080 All right.

00:48:41.340 I just panicked and thought there was like something I'd missed.

00:48:43.780 I just moved on to the eye cream because I'm out of my, I use the, got to the bottom of

00:48:48.240 my other, the Dew Skin Eye Cream.

00:48:49.380 Me too, and then you have to go eye cream as face cream.

00:48:53.380 What are you talking about?

00:48:54.600 Moved on to the eye cream.

00:48:55.960 Sometimes I go, I'm just going to use it all over my face.

00:48:59.100 Right, right.

00:49:00.560 Because I'm not afraid.

00:49:02.780 You know what I mean?

00:49:03.140 What am I afraid of?

00:49:03.960 Hey, totally.

00:49:04.580 okay what else do i got oh so but the extent to which i want that by the way may lindstrom has

00:49:11.100 made it into my routine like you wouldn't even believe i know i spoke about it earlier but

00:49:14.640 five days have passed and it's going strong okay oh the tangle teaser i have violet gray screen

00:49:20.420 grabbed the tangle teaser wide tooth dual sided comb look at this here's a question

00:49:25.640 look at it do you see it yeah that looks fun that looks really fun okay i hope our producers

00:49:31.380 just taking notice of these things I'm saying I want.

00:49:34.220 By the way, guess what?

00:49:35.140 You know, I was hyper fixated on getting a king size bed.

00:49:38.200 Yeah.

00:49:38.440 I came off of that.

00:49:39.180 I'm going back down to queen because A,

00:49:41.240 do I really need the extra room? 0.91

00:49:42.500 No, because I'm looking at how goddamn expensive it is. 0.60

00:49:45.540 I'm going to buy a new bed frame, 0.91

00:49:46.680 buy a new mattress, buy new sheets.

00:49:48.920 I'm like, this is thousands and thousands of dollars.

00:49:51.260 Bed frames are $14,000. 0.93

00:49:52.900 It's absolutely fucking insane. 0.94

00:49:54.420 Well, I'm just like. 0.98

00:49:55.180 Unless you go to the strategist slash do some research and discover.

00:49:59.320 I'm too aesthetically sensitive.

00:50:00.500 I can't get one of these 1.00

00:50:01.560 fucking cock sucking 1.00

00:50:02.360 disgusting 1.00

00:50:02.940 like Zinus 1.00

00:50:04.000 like I just 1.00

00:50:04.960 I can't do it

00:50:05.640 you know Zinus 1.00

00:50:06.280 beauty at all costs

00:50:07.400 what's that

00:50:08.060 what's that

00:50:09.800 twin bed beauty

00:50:11.180 what

00:50:12.340 twin bed

00:50:13.740 you'd take twin bed beauty

00:50:15.300 over

00:50:16.860 like

00:50:17.820 they're

00:50:18.320 they always recommend

00:50:19.260 as like affordable

00:50:20.240 okay

00:50:20.820 these Zinus bed frames

00:50:22.740 okay

00:50:23.720 it's a hideous word 1.00

00:50:24.580 look at your Zinus 1.00

00:50:25.000 okay 1.00

00:50:27.760 okay

00:50:28.320 I was like

00:50:29.820 I won't be buying those. 1.00

00:50:31.540 It might be Z-ness, okay? 1.00

00:50:33.460 Okay. 1.00

00:50:33.860 Let's see.

00:50:34.820 Well, I just realized, I was like, oh, the king bed, that's my next life.

00:50:39.180 That's the next chapter of my life is the king size bed.

00:50:42.020 I thought you meant when you-

00:50:43.140 After I pass on to the next body.

00:50:46.120 No, still in this body, but a new life, king size bed.

00:50:48.920 I feel like my Suma, I've brought it up now, but I'm like, how much did I spring for on that?

00:50:54.940 It's not cheap, 800 bucks.

00:50:57.520 It's not bad, though.

00:50:58.360 That's cheap.

00:50:58.980 that's cheap in the world

00:51:00.400 for a king

00:51:01.160 I'm

00:51:01.700 oh wait no that's

00:51:03.080 no that's for a twin

00:51:03.860 yeah okay for a twin

00:51:05.260 there we go

00:51:05.740 yeah

00:51:06.180 I'm staying in the

00:51:08.260 I'm staying in the queen

00:51:09.440 I have enough room

00:51:10.680 I just

00:51:11.960 I have enough room

00:51:12.500 you were excited about the king

00:51:13.820 and I just feel like

00:51:14.820 there's a deal to be had

00:51:15.840 no

00:51:16.560 no

00:51:17.420 I've decided

00:51:18.240 I've put my foot down

00:51:19.360 I've put my foot down on this

00:51:21.040 because you don't want to buy

00:51:21.780 the new sheets

00:51:22.220 you don't want to whatever

00:51:22.920 no no no

00:51:23.440 also because I'm looking at

00:51:24.380 and I go

00:51:24.620 oh wait I have enough room

00:51:26.020 isn't that kind of reason

00:51:26.820 I'm a king

00:51:27.160 oh I feel a little cramped

00:51:28.240 i have enough room sure everything that one would you don't need yeah you definitely don't need it

00:51:34.240 i mean let me sure no but you know what i mean i was laying there i was like i'm not cramped in

00:51:37.780 here i'm gonna poop fine i'm gonna poop yeah you know yeah we don't need it but even the room i

00:51:43.820 started to convince myself oh my bedroom is too like it's gonna be too big you know what i mean

00:51:47.340 i was like it's gonna be yeah it's actually like this is actually fine yeah i feel comforted

00:51:52.280 and i mean this i've never heard the mushrooms be the mushrooms the whole time more than this

00:51:57.200 but sure I know it was queen all the time

00:51:59.080 I know I know

00:51:59.940 but you know good for you

00:52:02.400 thank you

00:52:04.060 so

00:52:06.500 the Andrea Caglia

00:52:09.000 okay I want so badly

00:52:10.900 and then last night I found my way

00:52:12.480 okay it's this

00:52:14.760 like stem cell thing

00:52:16.340 where they tell you nine times

00:52:19.080 okay in the description

00:52:20.840 no human DNA

00:52:23.380 okay

00:52:24.840 what kind of DNA then

00:52:26.420 where you're like okay so it is dead kids yeah they say it so many times that that it's like 0.98

00:52:32.780 it's like i'm like okay this shit must be serious if the terms they're using and the ingredients 0.97

00:52:38.580 are are so like freaking people out that they feel they have to so i'm like get it to me now 0.95

00:52:44.700 right yeah it's obviously whose dna is it then no there's no dna in it should i look it up yeah

00:52:51.420 Are you ready?

00:52:54.200 Yeah.

00:52:55.600 Ready for what?

00:52:57.360 I'm looking up the DNA thing.

00:52:59.100 Cell Forte Serum.

00:53:01.180 Powered by proprietary

00:53:02.880 bio-MSU technology.

00:53:05.980 Breakthrough.

00:53:06.800 First market serum.

00:53:09.200 Top stem cell scientists

00:53:10.580 that use

00:53:11.420 that uses

00:53:15.500 human

00:53:16.260 mesenchymal

00:53:17.940 stem cell conditioned media.

00:53:20.500 Ew.

00:53:21.420 I know.

00:53:22.180 What?

00:53:22.480 A patented potent concentration of up to 10,000 real exosomes, peptides, and growth factors combined with synthetic peptides without any human DNA to visibly reduce the appearance of the signs of aging, sun damage, fine lines, and degenerative aging in a groundbreaking way.

00:53:40.740 I'm listening and I'll use it and I feel grossed out, but I'm also curious.

00:53:45.780 Well, you'll forget.

00:53:46.840 The peptides thing is real.

00:53:48.160 And then I like how they go in degenerative aging.

00:53:50.840 They go aging isn't a bad thing

00:53:53.980 Degenerative aging is

00:53:55.400 Of course

00:53:55.840 We're trying to reduce inflammation

00:53:58.480 Heal the mitochondria

00:53:59.860 Question

00:54:00.220 Have you been using the goop peptides

00:54:02.140 Yes

00:54:03.100 Thoughts

00:54:03.940 But I've been so kind of like

00:54:06.180 Using kind of not

00:54:07.900 I've basically only been using the

00:54:10.400 The Lima

00:54:11.320 Wow I still haven't cracked

00:54:13.240 I still haven't cracked it

00:54:14.060 And then cocooning

00:54:14.480 With blue cocoon

00:54:16.320 After that really settles in

00:54:18.140 For the night

00:54:19.460 because I just kind of want to like really test the Lima.

00:54:22.680 And you're loving it.

00:54:23.260 No, I'm glad you're doing that.

00:54:24.400 We need that kind of child.

00:54:25.420 And I'm only like a few weeks in,

00:54:27.440 but I want to like really give it a shot.

00:54:29.860 No, I'm glad.

00:54:30.460 I'm glad.

00:54:30.800 Are you doing the Lima supplements?

00:54:33.460 Yes.

00:54:34.080 They gave us like three months worth.

00:54:35.800 Yeah, because it takes that much to like notice anything.

00:54:37.900 So like at 90 days, you're like, I feel good.

00:54:41.940 And then you're like, you need more.

00:54:43.580 You know, can't buy more.

00:54:45.260 But wait, the Lima supplements,

00:54:46.980 is it just for skin or is it general whatever?

00:54:49.460 Everything, everything.

00:54:51.220 You're kidding.

00:54:52.580 It's like, they claim it's like, you know, it's everything.

00:54:56.280 Okay.

00:54:56.780 Keep going.

00:54:57.880 There's a book.

00:54:58.460 By the way, seed.

00:54:59.020 I'm not going to say it again. 0.93

00:55:00.500 Hello, seed, freaking. 0.74

00:55:03.060 You mean the probiotic?

00:55:04.500 Yeah.

00:55:05.520 Meanwhile, you literally have the Halle Berry endorsed.

00:55:09.900 What?

00:55:10.220 Thing that before Halle Berry endorsed it, I was begging for for two years.

00:55:15.260 What is it?

00:55:15.740 What is it?

00:55:16.040 Sitting in your home.

00:55:17.480 Is it a powder?

00:55:18.800 Pendulum.

00:55:19.980 What?

00:55:21.240 Pendulum probiotic.

00:55:22.540 You've been screaming about seed and ignoring the pendulum.

00:55:24.620 Where's pendulum?

00:55:25.840 It's in your home somewhere.

00:55:27.120 You're joking.

00:55:28.040 Pill form?

00:55:29.020 Powder?

00:55:30.720 Just trust it.

00:55:31.660 It's the best.

00:55:33.040 It's the only one on the market that has that particular strain.

00:55:36.080 Blah, blah, blah.

00:55:36.660 Okay?

00:55:37.580 I'm going to literally jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

00:55:41.020 You've been fixated.

00:55:42.820 Because I gave it away.

00:55:44.180 You can...

00:55:44.660 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:46.280 I gave it away. 1.00

00:55:47.420 I'm actually going to kill you. 1.00

00:55:49.460 I'm so fucking depressed. 1.00

00:55:51.680 I would have paid you for that. 0.99

00:55:52.960 I'm literally.

00:55:54.360 I would have paid you for that, Kate.

00:55:57.280 I'm going to. 1.00

00:55:58.240 You're a fool. 1.00

00:55:58.580 Let me guess. 1.00

00:55:59.020 You didn't see the words, you know,

00:56:00.320 liposomal protection around the thing,

00:56:02.540 double walled to make sure that.

00:56:04.420 Oh my God. 1.00

00:56:05.940 You just thought it was some bullshit. 1.00

00:56:08.940 I didn't know it was Mark Hyman. 1.00

00:56:11.940 Oh, what he, he, oh yeah, he.

00:56:15.700 Oh no.

00:56:17.100 Who'd you give it to?

00:56:17.900 my cousin

00:56:19.940 well at least

00:56:21.040 stays in the family

00:56:22.000 well by the way

00:56:22.880 she got excited

00:56:23.500 she goes

00:56:23.840 oh my god

00:56:24.420 like definitely

00:56:25.080 and I was like

00:56:26.180 how does she know

00:56:26.780 that I don't

00:56:27.160 yeah

00:56:27.620 I just want to say

00:56:29.300 one more thing

00:56:29.800 about the Angela Caglia

00:56:30.780 okay

00:56:31.240 okay

00:56:31.900 so here's another

00:56:32.880 reason you know

00:56:34.280 that they're doing

00:56:35.120 some serious

00:56:35.880 work over there

00:56:36.940 like they're

00:56:37.620 they're riding the line

00:56:38.600 like 1%

00:56:40.000 of all proceeds

00:56:40.900 of the sale of

00:56:41.680 cell forte serum

00:56:42.740 will go towards

00:56:44.000 Hope Biosciences

00:56:45.220 Research Foundation

00:56:46.720 501c3

00:56:47.740 for research into the use of human mesenchymal stem cells

00:56:51.300 for the treatment of dementia and Alzheimer's.

00:56:53.960 See what I'm saying? 0.99

00:56:55.240 This shit is so serious that they're like, 1.00

00:56:59.260 like this stem cell thing is so serious 1.00

00:57:00.940 that they feel the need to be like,

00:57:02.400 yes, we're using this for beauty,

00:57:03.640 but we want to be clear,

00:57:04.660 like we're not taking up the science.

00:57:07.520 Like we're going to make sure it also like,

00:57:11.020 so I don't know.

00:57:12.680 I am hot for it.

00:57:14.720 Hey, I'm aroused by that.

00:57:16.440 Sure.

00:57:17.740 so we're going on tour in what a week that is so crazy oh my god I booked our hotel rooms

00:57:29.760 most of our flights are booked we leave and we leave in a weekend a day are you excited honestly

00:57:38.000 yeah I think I think that you and I I think once we get once we're like I think it's going to be

00:57:43.700 really fun i think we're going to be like screaming and laughing we are i didn't know

00:57:48.400 there was any other question have you been questioning no no i i didn't question it but

00:57:52.220 i get excited because i get i get stressed of like oh my god leaving packing a show every night

00:57:57.360 i'm playing every day you know it's a lot i go no i want to stay home and be cozy and you know

00:58:01.840 interesting it's christmas time i want to stay home yeah oh yeah major i haven't even really

00:58:05.920 shared with you i've had major anxiety coming up around the tour and we're wanting to stay home

00:58:09.920 Oh my God.

00:58:10.580 Yeah.

00:58:10.800 I've been like,

00:58:11.420 I want to stay home.

00:58:12.140 Why did I do this?

00:58:12.700 I'm being honest.

00:58:13.520 This is an honesty

00:58:14.460 that you wouldn't even think of.

00:58:15.460 No, totally.

00:58:15.940 I like it.

00:58:16.540 I've been like,

00:58:17.620 I'm overworked.

00:58:19.340 I've been gone so much.

00:58:20.700 I want to be home.

00:58:22.200 You know,

00:58:22.880 I want to...

00:58:23.880 No, I mean,

00:58:24.740 technically I want to be home too.

00:58:26.360 Like I put up my Christmas tree

00:58:28.020 so I can have a week of Christmas at home.

00:58:30.620 Well, guess what?

00:58:31.180 I'm definitely going to do IV drip

00:58:32.900 probably ahead of the tour.

00:58:34.640 And when we come back to LA,

00:58:35.900 maybe an IV drip.

00:58:37.360 I have a huge announcement.

00:58:38.600 I haven't had the flu shot.

00:58:39.920 Have you had your flu shot?

00:58:41.420 Me neither.

00:58:42.160 Oh, I think maybe we want to get those flu shots going.

00:58:44.800 Yeah.

00:58:45.160 So we get them going.

00:58:46.480 We suffer one night and then...

00:58:48.720 Not even.

00:58:49.820 Oh, wait.

00:58:49.960 I want to...

00:58:50.420 Flu shot kind of does nothing.

00:58:51.800 I know we want to wrap up,

00:58:52.900 but I just want to dig into this a little bit about the anxiety.

00:58:55.160 So a couple of things, Kate.

00:58:56.260 No, it's fine.

00:58:56.900 So one, bring lovers.

00:59:02.740 Just throwing that out there.

00:59:04.200 Okay.

00:59:04.700 I wanted to make sure that that wasn't what was keeping you off.

00:59:07.380 Well, by the way, love that.

00:59:09.260 But no, because A

00:59:10.760 That's just not

00:59:11.860 The tour is us

00:59:13.660 I completely agree

00:59:15.440 Not goodnight

00:59:16.700 No, and also if you bring lovers

00:59:19.900 By the way, then we're flying them out

00:59:20.980 We're talking about major expense

00:59:22.340 We're talking about an extra plane ticket

00:59:23.460 I just wondered if you were struggling with that

00:59:27.100 So there's that

00:59:27.860 Sure, that would be

00:59:30.060 I was actually thinking that

00:59:31.500 That's next year

00:59:33.920 Or that's two years from now

00:59:36.500 It's just like

00:59:37.820 see you in San Fran

00:59:38.960 you know what I mean

00:59:39.680 yeah yeah totally

00:59:40.760 but anyway 0.52

00:59:41.160 this is a girl strip

00:59:42.360 obviously

00:59:42.800 yeah

00:59:43.260 and

00:59:44.120 here's what I want

00:59:45.680 can I paint a few pictures

00:59:46.620 for you

00:59:47.100 of course

00:59:47.900 you're gonna be

00:59:49.300 in my arms

00:59:50.860 like

00:59:51.200 yeah you know

00:59:51.880 I know you're gonna take care of me

00:59:53.060 me is gonna be the

00:59:53.640 I am the coziest 0.99

00:59:54.800 fucking home 0.99

00:59:56.200 no I know 1.00

00:59:56.220 no trust me

00:59:56.780 I know

00:59:57.200 here's what I

00:59:58.360 this is really helpful

00:59:59.580 this is really good

01:00:00.400 and

01:00:02.200 you know what I want

01:00:03.240 you to force me to do

01:00:04.620 is use the hotel gym

01:00:05.680 yeah

01:00:06.680 and do cardio

01:00:07.900 Great.

01:00:08.520 I've been working on my stamina.

01:00:10.000 I don't want to lose it all on tour.

01:00:11.260 So I was envisioning...

01:00:12.220 Just running on the treadmill.

01:00:13.180 I actually had a little discussion with you in my head yesterday. 0.99

01:00:16.520 So I was imagining, I was like, I am not fucking around. 0.86

01:00:18.540 I'm doing Tracy on the road in the hotel room as we discussed, right? 0.97

01:00:22.200 That whole plan.

01:00:23.460 And I was imagining a moment where you're like,

01:00:26.320 let's go have a cocktail instead or something, right?

01:00:29.200 And it'd feel like a little naughty little whatever.

01:00:32.020 And then I was imagining going, okay, well,

01:00:34.760 I'm also going to not take my antidepressants today then.

01:00:37.240 And, you know, like, like, right, right, right.

01:00:39.980 Do you, do you, do you like that?

01:00:41.940 Do you think that's not a little idea?

01:00:43.780 Not that I'd be externalizing.

01:00:45.320 Oh my God, you know what you got excited about?

01:00:46.640 Guess what?

01:00:47.100 I'm getting excited about the tour.

01:00:48.360 Because you know what I'm thinking about?

01:00:49.180 What?

01:00:49.960 Room service with you.

01:00:51.240 Yeah.

01:00:51.820 In our bathrobes.

01:00:52.760 See, this is what I get really excited.

01:00:54.040 Room service after the show, talking.

01:00:56.540 Cackling, screaming about soundcheck.

01:00:58.660 I might cry. 1.00

01:00:59.440 I could almost see myself crying when we come on stage and see the hags. 1.00

01:01:02.000 I'm not fucking kidding. 1.00

01:01:02.920 We know you're not kidding. 0.97

01:01:03.760 You mentioned this in the past.

01:01:04.860 I think two weeks ago.

01:01:05.560 So I think I'm going to get overwhelmed.

01:01:08.400 You also realized for yourself that you might cry.

01:01:13.360 Then you forgot.

01:01:14.320 This is the joint of ADD.

01:01:15.400 Same emotional reaction every six days.

01:01:18.540 Wait, wait.

01:01:19.040 I want to paint one other picture for you.

01:01:21.140 Okay.

01:01:21.940 So, and I think I might've been at one of these hotels last year around Christmas time

01:01:26.260 where there was some kind of like-

01:01:28.160 I haven't even thought about the hotel Christmas decorations.

01:01:30.840 No, that's why I'm bringing you.

01:01:32.120 Okay.

01:01:32.660 Tree in the lobby.

01:01:34.980 Okay.

01:01:35.300 sparkles we gotta get cash to tip the bellows okay it's gonna be like jingle bells on the street

01:01:42.200 you know that's ringing in as we exit the hotel how cold do you think it's gonna be shopping

01:01:47.780 walking around picking up a little gift okay here and there just oh it's small enough you know okay

01:01:52.900 it's small enough we'll build a fit in our suitcase well that's why i brought an extra

01:01:55.900 suitcase okay we're geniuses you know what i mean yeah yeah little gift shots that's fun it's cute

01:02:02.020 And as far as me being perpetually homesick or afraid,

01:02:04.900 I'm like looking at, it's like, oh,

01:02:06.780 it's basically like five nights.

01:02:08.400 We're back in LA.

01:02:09.460 We've got another five nights.

01:02:10.440 It's going to be explosive.

01:02:11.480 I'm just going to rattle off the cities

01:02:12.620 for those still listening.

01:02:13.600 We're coming to Portland.

01:02:14.560 We're coming to Vancouver.

01:02:15.740 We're coming to Seattle.

01:02:16.960 You know, we'll be in San Francisco, Los Angeles.

01:02:20.180 We're going to be in Philly.

01:02:21.720 We're going to be in DC.

01:02:22.940 And we've got a couple of Brooklyn shows there too.

01:02:25.260 So call your cousins, call your family friends.

01:02:28.780 What a great, what a great holiday gift.

01:02:30.360 I'm buying you a ticket to this show.

01:02:32.400 Exactly.

01:02:32.960 And next up, once you get there, you get to get another holiday gift.

01:02:38.020 Yeah.

01:02:38.340 We know what we're talking about.

01:02:40.200 Yeah, honey.

01:02:41.120 I would bring Santa's bag to bring home your merch.

01:02:45.800 I'd consider it.

01:02:47.020 I would definitely.

01:02:47.420 You don't want to be limited.

01:02:48.280 Bring your little, your totes.

01:02:50.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:50.480 This is really helpful.

01:02:51.760 Again, not that I'm dreading the tour, but just the fear that comes up around anything

01:02:55.520 and travel.

01:02:56.480 It's totally fine to dread the tour.

01:02:57.620 I'm fine with you dreading the tour.

01:02:58.860 I know that once we're there, okay, and I can't wait for the whole, you know, I'm going to have

01:03:03.580 to listen to two, you know, probably every day. Okay. A little bit of like, no, I was so worried

01:03:09.820 about it. And this is, this is, this is heaven. You know, it's going to be really fun because

01:03:13.640 Jacqueline, you and I have traveled enough together that, you know, it's really cute.

01:03:16.740 Screaming in the airport. No, no, no. When we see each other at the airport, when I spot you,

01:03:20.860 start running full speed towards you. It's comical every time.

01:03:23.640 That's going to be really fun. We are going to be, people are going to be annoyed. I think

01:03:27.860 we're going to be screaming laughing people are gonna be like can you two keep it down that was

01:03:32.680 us when we were on that flight we're screaming laughing because we were so happy about the

01:03:36.080 food like oh yeah we were on like a virgin and there was like a messaging app and we started 0.98

01:03:41.260 like pranking people no that wasn't me that was one of your other whores no it was you you know 0.92

01:03:46.920 why why because we came up with burton urchin oh that's right we named ourselves burton urchin 0.98

01:03:54.160 when we had to put in like a fake name.

01:03:56.340 That is familiar.

01:03:57.560 Wow.

01:03:58.220 Okay, it's going to be fun.

01:03:59.780 Honestly, you know what's crazy?

01:04:00.920 I'm really going to miss my Breville Bambino. 0.98

01:04:02.580 And I know I talk about it every fucking episode 0.98

01:04:04.260 and I can't stop because I have a hyperfixation. 0.98

01:04:07.040 But I'm going to miss it.

01:04:08.120 Well, we could stop into a Williams-Sonoma in every city

01:04:10.140 and have them make us a tester.

01:04:12.140 We're going to explore coffees across the nation.

01:04:14.800 It's really the Java Tour.

01:04:16.160 It's Java Nation.

01:04:17.900 I can't wait.

01:04:18.540 It's a craft cocktail nation for me.

01:04:19.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:20.860 Okay, we got to go.

01:04:21.680 Yeah.

01:04:21.960 But I don't care if you're excited because you know what?

01:04:23.960 I'm getting really hyped up for the tour.

01:04:25.780 I know you're going to be excited.

01:04:27.840 And you know what I feel?

01:04:29.180 I can almost feel this.

01:04:30.400 I can almost feel eavesdroppers right now going.

01:04:33.440 Oh, you know who lives in Vancouver?

01:04:35.720 My, my, uh, this person.

01:04:37.780 Yeah.

01:04:38.000 You see what I'm saying?

01:04:38.960 I'm going to let them know.

01:04:39.960 Oh yeah.

01:04:40.460 Come in your holiday cheer.

01:04:41.860 Bring the holiday cheer.

01:04:43.100 Okay, great.

01:04:43.900 All right.

01:04:44.420 All right.

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - November 28, 2023

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