Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Pig to Poog Slaughter

00:00:00.000 Two best friends, both alike in dignity, nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:00:07.460 The hag divines when something must die. 0.95

00:00:09.740 Yes, that was Poogh. 0.96

00:00:10.840 But this is huge. 0.73

00:00:12.420 The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

00:00:15.240 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:20.740 Hi.

00:00:21.460 Hi.

00:00:22.180 I have been, I am, good day, sir. 1.00

00:00:25.620 I have been, actually, I was thinking of myself as I was in the bathroom going, oh, I am a pig to the poog slaughter right now, okay? 0.99

00:00:36.200 Like, I am last night in bed with my red cinema glasses on that I, you know, the ones, the cheap ones that I want to develop. 1.00

00:00:46.480 You haven't forgotten again, have you? 0.99

00:00:48.040 Fuck, no, but you're reminding me that I need my blue blockers. 0.99

00:00:52.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:52.560 So, I'm lying there on my phone, but with the red thing, reading on Reddit about mushroom medicine, okay? 1.00

00:01:03.460 Yeah, bitch. 0.97

00:01:05.220 And not even, you know, the whole psilocybin thing, you know, even bigger, longer conversation. 1.00

00:01:11.980 But I'm talking just the chaga and the reishi, whatever.

00:01:15.980 Oh, yeah.

00:01:17.020 Because what happens to a girl like me, I hear?

00:01:20.840 i hear these things they start showing up in the aisles of everyone etc right you hear people say

00:01:25.460 you see it on a little chalkboard in a cafe and you go you go okay okay what's this right and then

00:01:30.380 then you sort of get tired of seeing it right and then you start to wonder like like for me kind of

00:01:36.720 like what is that it's probably something and then like and it sort of falls away and then yeah i'm

00:01:41.560 reading reddit and someone's like i'm gonna change your life no and you know you know and they're

00:01:48.020 like they're like and actually it might have gone from i might have been on instagram and they sent

00:01:52.220 me there i don't know they were like they were like and then someone else piped in chaga you're

00:01:57.600 welcome like you know like yeah chaga will change your life the other than like someone why ratio

00:02:04.300 reboot the nervous system can't recall okay but instantly decided that i needed all of them right

00:02:11.880 and then just today it was like i should get maybe look into that get something

00:02:16.820 and then i go oh my god i tossed the mushroom powder just days ago going let's get real which

00:02:24.340 one it was one from re grocery you know i just was like it's been sitting here a long time that 0.99

00:02:31.300 was what i told myself but they go like it's everything okay and i was like oh fuck and then 0.95

00:02:37.640 And I was like, I'd want a fresh blend anyway. 0.99

00:02:41.360 Let's get real.

00:02:42.560 It's been sitting there for like a year.

00:02:44.200 No, no, no.

00:02:44.540 You want to start fresh.

00:02:45.740 Speaking of re-grocery, actually, I'm drinking hibiscus tea I made from my dried hibiscus.

00:02:52.660 We got to revisit our hibiscus journey.

00:02:56.000 It's, wait, did your amla.

00:02:57.440 Cold.

00:02:58.260 Up here?

00:02:59.360 My amla should be here any minute.

00:03:01.660 Oh.

00:03:02.680 There's actually a lot to talk about.

00:03:04.560 First of all, and Jack and I texted you this.

00:03:06.760 today i'm fresh off i went to magic body spheres i went it's endospheric endospheric massage

00:03:14.400 which is i've learned the endosphere it's like it's a device that was just that was um invented

00:03:19.820 in italy but so what it feels like though is just it's like a million little balls that are

00:03:26.000 rotating they're little yeah well you know yeah they're like no right i was picturing sort of a

00:03:31.080 big ball gum gum ball size and she is doing it's it's not painful but it's just like it feels

00:03:39.720 kind of relaxing it's just a massage but she what got me is that she's like yeah

00:03:44.320 you know she's russian she's like people come for everything from cellulite to they want to

00:03:50.720 um you know for muscle tone blah blah blah and she's like but it also just makes you feel good

00:03:57.780 And that's of course what I'm after. Like, she's like, she's like, it just, you know,

00:04:01.920 feels cause it's moving your lymph. Everything's moving. She's like, I have a lot of clients in

00:04:05.660 my six in their sixties and seventies who, you know, are like, I have never felt this good.

00:04:11.140 Whoa. I know. And so she's, she's like, you know, running, running the lymph through the,

00:04:17.920 through the pipes, getting it. Yeah. Cause everything's moving. Boy, boy does lymph,

00:04:21.800 boy does lymph have us by a chokehold right now. Doesn't it kind of feel, I'm so lymph upset.

00:04:25.640 doesn't it kind of feel like yeah sure so but here's the thing of course it's expensive meaning 0.95

00:04:31.080 two hundred dollars a pop which is holy shit yeah a facial you know yeah like a cheap facial 1.00

00:04:37.480 these fucking days but two hundred dollars a pop she goes what she recommends is 10 times once a 1.00

00:04:44.300 week for 10 weeks she goes if you really want to see what it can do once a week for 10 weeks and 1.00

00:04:48.760 then once a month after that for like once a week for 10 weeks and then once a month for the rest of

00:04:54.380 your life so yeah i recommend for for free uh free free feeders i i recommend a regimen okay

00:05:03.900 of once a week poog premium for 10 weeks and then followed by right it's like i know i know

00:05:12.680 monthly that so it's so it's wait let's just go get this down so but listen but listen three of

00:05:17.180 4.3 weeks in a month sorry i just have to do it so let's just 4.3 weeks in a month you heard me

00:05:23.500 okay but listen oh so here's the thing so i have like a new pia

00:05:27.500 pia's not hasn't been replaced but the the stolberg the tea girl woman natasia who has her tea just

00:05:37.220 as i tried to let go of tea in the last couple months going it's now now i'm rejoining yeah i

00:05:41.780 can't believe you're back but she said but listen but we agreed it can't be done i've decided i know

00:05:47.100 tea's never been possible until now but listen something about i have that it's all about the

00:05:51.320 pot I'm convinced it's a teapot so the teapot that I have glass you mentioned right in the center

00:05:57.840 loose leaf putting it in something about it it feels possible and then I put it in the fridge

00:06:02.880 and then it chills I have that same thing oh yeah that's how I was doing my hibiscus so then two

00:06:07.900 days I've got iced tea but I just want to say 200 a week for 10 weeks that's roughly dare I say

00:06:16.660 two thousand two thousand dollars that's two thousand to start and then two hundred from

00:06:21.460 thereafter let's just say i know so then i go what but here's the thing here's where i get crazy

00:06:27.640 so this woman she posted today the woman that recommended again i've never met her in person 0.85

00:06:32.860 but i have a you have a cute damn relationship she's fab okay she posted it and said my secret

00:06:38.820 to reducing inflammation speeding up recovery smoothing skin and encouraging lymphatic drainage 0.96

00:06:43.940 today was my 10th session and she was so right when she said each time the benefits build

00:06:48.420 my body has never looked or felt so good truly wait you mean that that sorry sorry your new

00:06:55.580 your new person you enjoy following got magic spheres that's who i that's that's who turned

00:06:59.980 me on to it and said she's never felt so good wow she's not in bed she's not getting kickbacks

00:07:05.540 but then i go well sure sure i'll do it but by the way here's what here's the here's the toughest

00:07:13.800 This thing, almost tougher than the money.

00:07:16.400 The money is like, oh, I was sitting there.

00:07:19.180 I was going, oh, my God, am I committing to this? 0.65

00:07:21.720 It's in Beverly cocksucking hills. 0.77

00:07:24.380 So you're looking at me.

00:07:26.340 Call it, I know, call it 47 minutes each way for me.

00:07:30.600 Like, do you know what I mean?

00:07:32.220 Plus, but I have to say, God bless.

00:07:34.320 The session was an hour and a half.

00:07:36.060 Habit stack.

00:07:36.700 I know.

00:07:37.000 Well, I was already going to do Spanish lessons on the way there.

00:07:39.500 No, but I was already doing that. 1.00

00:07:40.800 but um exactly i have to say the massage itself felt good and then she has a she has one of these 0.99

00:07:46.520 really long red light panels it's this like the length of your entire body so you lay there under

00:07:51.460 it you know on their back and then on your stomach for a while i nearly fell asleep i was so relaxed

00:07:57.540 so you're laying on top of it this is this is what i did no no no it's on top of you it's on top of

00:08:01.960 it wasn't cranked it's hovering on top of you oh not below you right and and it is so relaxing i

00:08:09.560 was like drifting away i was like well this is almost this is more relaxed than i've been getting

00:08:13.260 body massages wow well if you love that the relaxation alone the benefits of that i want

00:08:19.660 to do light bed with you i don't know i gotta i'm questioning my artha membership because it was

00:08:24.280 like i kept trying to do last minute bookings and couldn't get in so then it didn't work out

00:08:29.040 where like you know i i didn't make money on the membership this year this month yeah they're not

00:08:35.980 paying me to get red light sessions um yeah but if you like that i don't know i'm just thinking

00:08:42.940 about it just roll over there if i mean it would require scheduling in advance fine i lock it in

00:08:49.180 you wouldn't have to go on the super hot you know setting 15 or whatever but what do you think should

00:08:55.520 i commit to body for to endospheric well i'll tell you this report back okay kate burt land

00:09:03.840 Bertrand.

00:09:05.140 Yeah.

00:09:06.160 Bertram.

00:09:08.380 What is it?

00:09:09.200 No, no, no.

00:09:09.600 Here's the thing.

00:09:10.460 It's fun, right?

00:09:13.020 It's fun.

00:09:14.460 Yeah.

00:09:15.300 Well, when I was in there and she was doing it to me and I was doing the math in my head,

00:09:18.600 I go, well, this is kind of a hobby.

00:09:21.080 Like this is like my tennis lessons or whatever.

00:09:27.260 Yeah. 0.94

00:09:27.740 I mean, the money, the money, you know, people spend their money on all sorts of crap, you 0.79

00:09:32.040 know, you know, whatever.

00:09:32.920 right so who cares about that i think but i got my car from 2015 right hit it off years ago here

00:09:40.920 yeah here's what here would be the thing well wait why don't you first lock in your something

00:09:46.400 further down on the like even just like in the bullshit of the wellness efforts right you know

00:09:53.160 what yeah okay okay it doesn't feel like the first thing to do it feels like something that people 0.97

00:09:58.860 who've done everything else I know or who's like whose shit is so locked in that they're like you

00:10:05.000 know I think the one thing tweak that's holding me back is like this lamp could move yeah yeah I 0.83

00:10:10.560 know you know what I'm saying I mean I mean at a point here's the thing yeah here's what you're

00:10:15.020 also paying for I have to say I love today today I'm like ADD overdrive where I'm like it's almost

00:10:22.660 like the only way for anything to happen is I have to have an appointment and I go there

00:10:25.860 which is similarly why i kind of have to the only way i'm going to work out is if it's in a group

00:10:30.140 class or like i know like showing up going there i go okay i'm going there i'm paying it she's

00:10:37.420 doing it to me something's happening because oh you're gonna like this guess what she likes 0.99

00:10:41.580 the restless leg shaker mover thing for lymph she vitalized her motherfucking probe because 0.94

00:10:46.740 by the way folks she was like she was like i like that i don't so now i don't just wait for 1.00

00:10:51.800 restless legs it sits on my couch a huge beige device i throw my legs in there would the whipping

00:10:58.100 be stronger if it were on the floor yes because the cushion of the couch makes it sort of a softer

00:11:02.780 but i love it and i think it's also like stimming kind of and i was like what other forms of

00:11:10.180 like you know i say to chris like walk if i'm lying on my stomach i'm like stand on my legs

00:11:15.940 like yeah can you stand on my legs yeah it's like it's the weighted blanket it's all this stuff i

00:11:22.200 mean we are really you know say what you want but boy have we reached the pinnacle of madness

00:11:29.700 i mean just you know just like oh i ordered i i dropped 500 bucks last night on a whim

00:11:38.240 okay another long flume to purchase log flume not quite remember last week i went i marveled

00:11:45.520 I marveled at the marketing that got me to buy that like scale that was going to say half my body

00:11:51.000 was compensating for the other half. It didn't. Has it come? By the way. Yeah. And what'd you

00:11:56.480 learn? Anything? Nothing. I mean, I mean, sorry, nothing, nothing. I mean, a bunch of info. I'm

00:12:03.660 not, I don't want to hear my metabolic age today. No, no, of course not. You know, I'll love it

00:12:11.000 maybe in a in a couple weeks you know when i'm soaring but whatever it's like i i don't know i

00:12:16.900 i've got this is why i'm a pig to the pook slaughter right now i'm i'm data well major

00:12:22.860 meltdown discover whoa it was my glucose tanking yeah because i popped in the glucose monitor

00:12:29.160 look mood i mean we can get it maybe it's a bonus episode i don't know but

00:12:34.780 glucose and mood oh well you know me you got to take a look at that you i can't yeah i think it'd

00:12:43.480 be completely acceptable for this like i mean you don't need a prescription anymore that that ship

00:12:48.120 has gone where ships go um but prescription for what you know like a glucose monitor by the

00:12:55.660 psychiatrist i mean you know like complete total whatever and then you i go look and it's like

00:13:02.500 yeah, you just tanked for the last 15 minutes. You were in a straight down arrow. It just,

00:13:08.480 and I wasn't hungry. So I am so about wearables right now. I'm like, I'll take any fucking

00:13:16.060 wearable I can get. I'm thinking multiple bands. Anyway, what was I fucking saying? Oh, 0.98

00:13:21.180 I bought this thing last night. Anyway, wearables, my whoop leads me. I am so,

00:13:27.220 I'm so in wearables. But anyway, the Neurable, it looks like headphones like this. Okay.

00:13:31.800 okay and it's like sensing brain waves you know the whole thing we'll see oh so but but i'm gonna

00:13:39.940 drop something on you that i think will make you laugh okay and you can then share with the

00:13:44.540 listener okay you ready hold on live reaction video coming are you ready you're texting me yeah

00:13:51.600 i did that because by the way by the way by the way based on a single text from you

00:14:00.120 the final Dodgers game right it's like

00:14:02.680 you know I don't really care but 1.00

00:14:04.520 and also like fuck the Dodgers or whatever 1.00

00:14:06.080 not the team themselves but the powers 0.99

00:14:08.620 the people that own the team like they haven't said anything

00:14:10.640 about the ice raids whatever like

00:14:12.580 again I've done the I know almost

00:14:14.560 nothing I don't really follow it but I'm like you know

00:14:16.580 the people love it and Dodgers sure

00:14:18.600 I have some attention too because I'm from LA whatever

00:14:20.620 sure yeah so Naomi it's like

00:14:22.480 okay let's watch it's bottom of the ninth

00:14:24.640 whatever the hell it's a really tight game

00:14:26.380 so we turn on the only way

00:14:28.540 to watch the Dodgers game for free

00:14:30.500 is to Twitch, so turn on Twitch.

00:14:32.740 Oh, really?

00:14:33.160 And I've watched Hasan Piker's Twitch

00:14:34.860 like, you know, a good amount.

00:14:38.060 And it's like, oh, and then I go,

00:14:41.420 we should, we could watch a movie together.

00:14:45.040 So I was confused about that.

00:14:47.520 You're just, I thought it was going to be

00:14:50.020 we can go on CB2 together, okay?

00:14:52.620 I mean, we could do all sorts of things, right?

00:14:55.160 We can do a lot of stuff on there, sweetheart.

00:14:57.040 because i was just thinking like screen share right right but but i just think twitch is going

00:15:03.200 to be huge for us for hangouts because a lot for live hangouts that that are for cocktail hours

00:15:11.800 yeah it's interesting i'm just wondering what happens right now like overview i'm following 0.98

00:15:17.560 no one whatever right get notified it's like bitch i'm trying to cast i'm not trying to watch 0.90

00:15:24.060 where's my go live anyway not sure what's gonna happen but but i did join i type in 0.99

00:15:31.280 podcast taken not available someone's sitting on it if anybody would like to do if anyone's

00:15:39.080 intrigued by by that idea uh let's we want to hear from you next up should we talk about

00:15:45.960 the big get or do you want to wait in case you decide to get you know or just go for it okay

00:15:53.000 and i'm laughing basically do you have it though i want to see it it's still boxed up it's no it's

00:16:00.220 downstairs but i have i have a photo of myself in it for you okay great okay great okay i want you

00:16:05.200 to send to me all right this is an early poog kind of obsession i feel like this was many many years

00:16:11.860 ago yeah and this will not be the photo that goes wide okay yeah but they'll get much better video

00:16:20.100 All right.

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00:18:09.600 So the V-Lite, I've been calling it V-Lite for years.

00:18:13.260 I've been after this product for probably eight years, okay?

00:18:15.680 Whenever they first, I was an early visitor on the website back when they had a single

00:18:20.980 model, you know, the whole thing.

00:18:23.600 And it's a photo, this is early days photobiomodulation.

00:18:27.880 You know, I wanted this thing before I got the Light Path to Wellness Light Path LED

00:18:33.580 from Scott.

00:18:35.080 um begged begged a whole thing this is this is red light in the nose and against the skull to go

00:18:44.600 straight to the brain i say red light i mean near infrared it's the 880 it's the 550 it's the alpha

00:18:51.040 and the gamma straight to the brain it's crazy straight to the brain through the nose cranial

00:18:57.300 and it has arrived here unbelievable i'll send you another photo okay and it's kind of oh my god

00:19:08.660 it's terrifying right it's so terrifying it looks like something's gone horribly wrong

00:19:14.020 oh it looks like a crazy like brain device yeah a head brace like a like i mean i guess it is

00:19:21.720 yeah no no it's soft I mean it's not like it doesn't hurt so I did a uh alpha session earlier

00:19:30.740 I got it out of the box popped it on and the question of protocol so so you were asking so

00:19:38.760 just what does it do guys it does everything it's like guys picture like a helmet picture

00:19:44.440 basically kind of a helmet but it has a probe that goes in your nose well here's what I'll say

00:19:48.700 If you're on premium, you will have gotten your email today.

00:19:52.060 With the picture.

00:19:52.720 Okay.

00:19:52.880 Actually, and if you got the monthly newsletter, okay, point is, yeah, you'll see a picture.

00:19:58.900 Okay.

00:19:59.200 Maybe a video to my unboxing, essentially.

00:20:02.740 Unbindable.

00:20:03.060 So check your email now.

00:20:04.400 Okay.

00:20:04.600 It's in there.

00:20:05.420 But, and what does it do?

00:20:06.900 You know, everything.

00:20:07.800 Okay.

00:20:08.140 Okay.

00:20:08.560 You look it up.

00:20:09.680 You figure it out.

00:20:10.520 It's obviously in the hag shop. 0.99

00:20:12.000 Oh, boy.

00:20:13.700 Do I need some affiliate points coming?

00:20:15.520 Okay.

00:20:15.680 It's not even, I don't even know if they'll do us an affiliate.

00:20:18.700 The point is, get your V-lights, okay, through the hack shop.

00:20:24.080 By the way, I meant to tell you, Kate, you also got to shop through the hack shop.

00:20:26.880 I know.

00:20:27.840 Trust me, I know.

00:20:28.860 Kick back ourselves, I think.

00:20:32.300 Hey, why not?

00:20:33.280 But I put it in the nasal cavity.

00:20:35.980 I go, oh, yeah.

00:20:36.820 And you're asking, is it the kind of thing you feel immediately or whatever?

00:20:40.080 And I was like, yeah.

00:20:41.400 And then I looked at the thing.

00:20:42.280 It said four to six weeks, okay?

00:20:43.700 Now, that's tough.

00:20:45.060 Every day, 20 minutes?

00:20:46.560 Well, that ain't never happening.

00:20:47.620 Yeah. 0.98

00:20:48.700 fuck so i go at that point too i think my you and like it's like the stackables i was like 0.97

00:20:54.120 when i was laying there doing getting the endospheres i was like okay i'm gonna do this 0.98

00:20:58.200 plus i'm gonna you know plus the probiotic plus the meditation plus the the walking even you know 0.80

00:21:05.260 it's like it's fucking impossible and i keep going cut me no i know i know i know i know i know i mean 0.88

00:21:11.160 the stacking can be satisfying and it's like well for me there are certain things that i've decided 0.94

00:21:16.560 certain devices are and this is why i think you need to incorporate more nightly television in

00:21:20.740 your routine okay that is standardized oh what are we watching tonight not should we watch a movie

00:21:26.520 okay because that's where the device work happens right right right you see you're sitting there

00:21:31.860 you pop it on you grab the lima lima okay so i was thinking but i i do always have the fantasy of um

00:21:41.620 i mean for a while i had the higher dose on our couch but you know the couch at this point is

00:21:45.860 medical center yeah okay higher notes the chief idolizer machine on top of it a bunch of plugs

00:21:54.780 hanging over the side and yeah and then my my basin of supplements on the table yeah and this

00:22:02.460 is like it's funny it's like the center yeah this is how yeah but yeah it really it requires

00:22:08.240 the baseline stack it is the base of the stack is television if i think if you want to do any

00:22:15.320 of the other things well you know what i you know what i started thinking actually related to that

00:22:19.360 i go maybe it's time to finally get a rug okay interesting now you know so many ways to go with 0.98

00:22:26.160 it fuck there's so much i want to talk about because you're talking about that and shit no 0.97

00:22:30.180 like there were like nine things that flew to me and i was so excited wait were you talking about 0.99

00:22:34.720 before obviously the device does it work i wanted to say something about does it work about the

00:22:40.700 protocol four to six weeks oh well one i cannot get my father shout out to the dad okay yeah off

00:22:51.680 the ag1 he loves it yeah okay well hey i know that i know they like to be updated about my

00:23:00.600 father's smoothie at home right and i tell him things and then you know sometimes six months

00:23:06.260 to a year later he gets on board so he's been pouring his apple cider vinegar into his smoothie

00:23:11.840 it's not it's not the way right and his ag1 in there okay and the ag1 i guess they added a

00:23:20.160 probiotic so finally he he's hunting around he realizes i'm killing i'm killing the probiotic 0.94

00:23:26.740 with the with the vinegar the cider yeah yeah shit so he's he's starting to make some changes 0.98

00:23:31.960 but he won't stop like he is locked in because of all my doubts about ag1 and you're getting 0.97

00:23:38.620 one molecule of tart cherry and whatever and that tiny scoop and they're like it's mostly

00:23:43.100 inulin or whatever he's like won't he's like when i started taking ag i stopped having colds i mean

00:23:49.280 it's and again yeah i really am not encouraging people to get it okay this would be genius if

00:23:56.420 this was if this was i yeah hey when i started swishing water when i started swishing water

00:24:02.820 around in my mouth and drinking it first thing oh right i think that helped my immunity and then i

00:24:07.520 randomly stopped without thinking and then i felt like i was getting something

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00:25:21.900 also i want to quickly bust in and say i got a hydrafacial the other day and i go 0.91

00:25:31.540 wow sorry this shit good is good it agrees with me the hydrafacial i'm like and it's it's of course 0.92

00:25:38.180 a fourth of the price a quarter right fourth because it's a quarter of the price vacuum 0.98

00:25:43.640 it's a water vac so they're like by the way did you get your shout out shark ninja classic okay

00:25:48.860 Yep. Shout out Shark Ninja. Fans remember me crying and then came, um, so shout out Shark Ninja.

00:25:54.820 Whatever it was. I forget what it was. The stain, the stain, uh, stain master pro. Did it,

00:26:01.380 did you hook it up? Where were you when the chimney sweep ruined my life? Oh yeah. And now I feel safe 0.93

00:26:05.800 because I go, Hey, someone spills. Remember Jacqueline, I was scared to buy the nice carpet

00:26:09.340 in front of the, in front of my holiday party. Well, now I have that and I go, well, if someone

00:26:13.500 spills, I've got the Shark Ninja vacuum stain remover to just suck it right out, out of the

00:26:18.860 Yeah, it's a little wand, and we'll throw it in the shop for the curious.

00:26:24.380 It's shaped like there's a little bucket with a handle,

00:26:27.420 and then it's a spritzer, and then the other thing.

00:26:29.300 I'm pretty excited about it.

00:26:31.700 I think it's really going to change life on the couch for me

00:26:34.120 because I eat on the couch.

00:26:37.500 Who can blame you?

00:26:38.520 Things happen, and, you know, a chip goes into some salsa,

00:26:44.380 and it's soaring towards my face.

00:26:46.600 i get a little i get a little overconfident thinking that the salsa is gonna gonna hold

00:26:52.640 yeah um no actually this is like a heavy product right because it's like it's like yeah we got the

00:26:59.840 shark ninja i mean oops we really product cornered you're lucky okay you're lucky free feeders

00:27:07.320 that you got product names oh look i finally did the thing i guess like i could save it

00:27:13.920 because there was something else i wanted to say about the the v light are you are you telling me

00:27:19.660 no no no yeah are you telling me you're gonna do 20 minutes a day for is that the plan 20 minutes 0.84

00:27:26.900 a day for 10 weeks god damn that sucks there are things that i get into well i really think my tv 0.97

00:27:33.420 watching is going to support me that's true and you know the brain mood absolute you know the 0.99

00:27:42.480 ongoing Wilbutrin nightmares, the Wilbutrin chronicles, and they're through a thousand

00:27:47.500 a month and I can't pay it. And so I'm taking the generic.

00:27:50.220 Unbelievable.

00:27:50.880 Listeners, no, that doesn't agree with me. Oh, and I don't know if I've told the listener,

00:27:54.320 just if anyone wants to have a little. My doctor says, and she said it in the past,

00:28:00.420 but she never said this explicitly. It's not the same. Okay. Specifically with Wilbutrin,

00:28:06.620 the generic's not the same. It's good, but there is a difference and some people have

00:28:12.040 a problem so anyway so upsetting because i was like well the therapist doubts me and goes it's

00:28:16.820 exactly the same and she's like well you can tell the therapist actually they studied it or whatever

00:28:20.880 so do your own research say what you will but i'm getting my meds from canada and who the hell can

00:28:27.980 blame you anyway meantime i'm going you know as many as many uh i'll take any protocol i can get

00:28:36.100 So I'm pretty motivated at this time. 0.76

00:28:38.880 So I return from travel and am, you know, trying to pig to poog slaughter. 0.97

00:28:47.180 I mean, I'm just, I'm right now in a like, let's do it all, stack it all on.

00:28:52.080 Why the hell not? 0.99

00:28:53.260 That's why I'm thinking chaga, reishi. 0.99

00:28:56.020 I'm also feeling desperate. 0.85

00:28:57.420 Yeah.

00:28:57.640 Yeah. Hence, hence my, excuse me, my endosphere, going endosphere, endospheric massage.

00:29:06.840 What about your vibrating thing?

00:29:08.200 Yeah, the vibrating plate.

00:29:09.460 You already own it.

00:29:11.060 Do you, can you not, do you step on it every morning?

00:29:13.960 Absolutely not. I step on it maybe twice a week. I don't know how, I step on it twice a week.

00:29:20.760 Oh God. It needs to be, I mean, again, this is the problem. It needs to be out.

00:29:27.640 do you want to live in a home like that i know no i can't it needs to be under something

00:29:32.680 you slide it out it slides back in see what i'm saying that's kind of where it is

00:29:37.440 it is kind of that and it's still hard yeah i'm just trying to think where you can stack it i'd

00:29:45.560 like to think do you try to get sunlight in the eyes first thing because my whoop asks me 0.58

00:29:51.180 huberman tells us we gotta do it i know no it's the truth i fucking don't and sunset i like to 0.81

00:30:00.080 tell myself that i do you're supposed to get sunset too apparently it's a whole different 0.85

00:30:04.260 thing sunset yeah like the brain is like got it i see what's going on yay yay yay

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00:31:28.600 Wait, I'm just trying to remember. Sorry, I'm fixated on mushrooms at this time, but

00:31:33.420 I've always been a believer in mushrooms. I mean, it was interesting. Oh no, I think it was on

00:31:39.080 threads. It was on goddamn threads. I knew it didn't feel, I knew it felt text-like. I think, 1.00

00:31:46.340 i'm not sure point it was a weird account and the account i didn't necessarily like and they

00:31:51.120 were selling something okay and but and i didn't totally love the tone yet i am i still gonna buy

00:31:58.280 yeah but maybe not from them which is interesting okay you know like they they got me but they

00:32:03.780 didn't get me they didn't make the like you didn't go the the long they didn't make me choose their

00:32:09.300 brand they made me go i'm gonna research and find a brand is there where am i starting when

00:32:16.260 am i doing any any hot tips i mean all i know with mushrooms is that if you flip to the back 0.88

00:32:22.160 it'll say it's like mycelium like some some shit is grown on brown rice and that's not what you

00:32:30.060 want you want to try to find here we go yeah actual fruit it'll say like fruiting oh fruiting 0.99

00:32:35.660 bodies like fruit yeah fruiting body is what you want you don't want just the fucking powder thing 0.97

00:32:42.760 that's that's the supplement game is really something the dirty game and it's gotten it's 0.97

00:32:50.860 gotten too much i was an arrow on today and i i haven't been in you know eight months or something

00:32:56.120 and i go i look i've strolled out can i help you maybe a little bit all right and i look i look

00:33:00.980 i go what's going on here it's too much because it used to be um there's a couple brands that are

00:33:10.400 fun and you go oh that looks fun or oh nice packaging now there's way too many yeah there's

00:33:18.380 a million that all look elevated chic and like they really know what's going on what everyone's

00:33:25.280 really done in a very powerful way is they've there's a thing i remember like early on do they

00:33:30.080 still have this as their little tagline where it's like if it's here it's good for you oh wow

00:33:34.140 which is just genius because then you just go okay yeah like there's this just assumption

00:33:40.020 that definitely works for me so you're kind of like they've imbued every item that is there

00:33:46.060 with this majesty that it feels like you can't really make a wrong choice yeah it's just it was

00:33:50.580 uh it was impenetrable because it was sort of arranged by brand and sort of arranged by

00:33:56.180 category do you know what i mean where you're kind of like i don't know this is boring me but

00:34:01.040 i i went in looking for for something left with nothing like i was ready to buy mushroom powder

00:34:06.960 saw a few options and just and was like i need someone else to tell me a story have you talked

00:34:13.440 to a special so i think it was at the studio was it the studio city one i think i talked to an

00:34:19.500 excellent vitamin expert at the studio city really location yeah who who won me over oh i vaguely

00:34:25.460 recall at the sportsman's lodge studio city air one yeah yeah yeah was it that one i really want

00:34:33.920 to remember it was good that's what i remember i remember going damn you're good i and he he really

00:34:39.720 made me feel seen and then he even i i think i made him feel seen because i was like thank you

00:34:46.080 for all the trouble and he was like thank you for saying thank you yeah oh yeah you can see my jeans

00:34:52.460 system sort of from where you're sitting do you see that that's a wall with jeans hanging

00:34:57.320 organization do you see them yes i do one jean on one hook yes it really works for me i hate

00:35:03.640 hanging pants on a hanger i mean like like jeans like i just want to grab see them all decide jeans

00:35:09.640 i feel like really should be folded you know i think that's kind of should be as in what for 0.78

00:35:16.200 their benefit or you just mean like it's just stupid i just mean for uh for our own benefit 0.60

00:35:22.100 for the benefit of the ease of the of the person yeah no right i just to me if if everything could 0.88

00:35:28.220 be hanging out like visually out and just i can grab it like to me like drawers are basically

00:35:33.960 non-functional unless i'm able to just pull something right off the top it's like

00:35:37.500 like yeah a bunch of jeans in a drawer it's first of all they're always there's always too many

00:35:42.160 jeans every single jean comes out i don't know i mean it's a i guess it's a quantity issue

00:35:47.040 an inventory issue at present i think you sent me another facialist you're interested in who did i

00:35:52.380 send you let's see oh no a face sculptor yeah i want this do me song oh yeah sweetheart can 0.77

00:35:59.540 lady god's facials help me sing better oh oh yes yeah free the throat yeah exactly and she's very

00:36:08.440 much facial healer for well i'm i'm going for serious tmj like help me god i i mean we know 0.80

00:36:20.060 they hear me click when when i gasp on the pod um and just the the tension and the whole freaking

00:36:27.420 thing it's so hard the the stockings are it's the stockings jesus the tmj yeah is really hard

00:36:34.960 you know i was thinking to remind me did you did you tell me that you got that thing the thera face

00:36:40.580 no i never got it oh you maybe you're just looking but because i i and i know you're not

00:36:47.940 really supposed to but the other day i took my my old theragun the normal one and gently floated it

00:36:54.020 on the mass masseter yeah so the whole thing they're like they're like i read this thing as

00:36:58.660 one of those muscles where there's two muscles in this like reciprocal dynamic i forget what it's

00:37:04.100 called where if you're pushing down to open your jaw like so i'm giving some i'm giving some uh

00:37:11.520 resistance to it and trying to open my jaw right apparently that forces the one that closes the

00:37:19.480 jaw clenches to release so i've seen these things on instagram okay where you you push down on

00:37:28.720 something you create resistance and open the jaw and as you're opening the jaw you massage the

00:37:34.760 clencher see what i'm saying so it'd be like this it'd be like i'm pushing pressure with my thumb

00:37:38.400 under my chair i've seen the opening yeah yeah i've seen that too i know you've seen this look

00:37:42.800 here's a question drag drag your finger truly along the bone that is the jaw the actual jaw

00:37:50.180 right yeah what do you feel bumps the crags yeah what are those like what's going on well they say

00:37:58.200 that isn't isn't the whole thing like that's the lymph that we need to be draining or like those

00:38:04.280 are the i think that's a whole thing it's like those little like are those deposits or something

00:38:09.800 they feel like what are the jaw bumps because when you look at the skeletons at halloween by

00:38:17.420 the way reminder there's probably a few skeletons still out there on on deep uh deep discount folks

00:38:23.740 but when you look at those skeletons they look those the jaw looks smooth as hell just again

00:38:30.220 anatomy watched true haunting what's that two multi-episode like multi-part um true haunting

00:38:37.920 kind of on netflix you know stories stories like kind of classic like almost like 90s like you know

00:38:45.980 it happened to me you know but but netflix version and it rocks just people talking about

00:38:53.400 their house being haunted that really is and how bad it was and what they did and how they

00:38:58.880 i'm curious it is wild really yeah so i don't know when but that's a that's a hot wreck as is

00:39:09.900 the diplomat as is god television i just love it oh i've been eating my vet my soups oh you know

00:39:18.720 what have you seen this have you seen a little hot hot lentil you pour in the hot water those

00:39:25.180 little like cup things i had one today what do you mean like instant lentils i'm looking for new

00:39:31.220 bullions well we haven't even talked about the halloween party wait we didn't well first of all

00:39:38.240 we visited what i believe is hags halloween house i know okay it was unreal i was screaming i have

00:39:44.640 video from inside of it i was screaming i was laughing so thank you if they are hags thank

00:39:51.220 you for making it was so special child local haunted house local haunted house stumble in

00:39:58.000 just i know it felt like it was a closing time but you know we were able to get in at the end

00:40:04.080 for entrance yeah begged for entrance and then pure ecstasy just reinvigorated my interest in

00:40:10.940 haunted houses slash home art right home art for the community i had a first experience with a set

00:40:17.940 of vegan donuts that you, did you procure them? I don't know. They were given. They found their

00:40:23.780 way. They found their way. They were brought. Yeah. Oh, how fabulous. Yeah. I really enjoyed

00:40:28.540 those. And then you made delicious food. Thank you. You made delicious pasta. That was a good

00:40:36.220 one. I have to. Oh, you finally quick pickled. I quick pickled you guys. I've been too afraid

00:40:43.840 to quick pickle you've been too afraid to quick pickle going going i've been afraid my whole life

00:40:49.620 never do it there's never enough time even to quick pickle right well it's always seemed like

00:40:55.920 an impossibility like a like a distant dream like like who is that woman who quick pickles and

00:41:00.560 quick pickles with ease and why can't that ever be me yeah and i have to say i gotta tell you

00:41:06.760 Alison Roman. Thank you. I, Alison Roman, friend of the pod and a friend of my life,

00:41:14.160 I'm honored to say. And I actually became, I texted her directly and said, what would I,

00:41:19.300 what should I cook for, you know, a dinner party? Can you recommend a pasta that's good at room

00:41:23.960 temperature? Like something that I can clever girl, you know, something that I can have sitting

00:41:29.780 out it's not a deal it's not an issue and she but then in them i texted her and immediately felt

00:41:36.480 shame and i went just look it up yourself don't bother her with this and then i went back and i

00:41:41.740 said i'm gonna make this and she was like i also have this one but it's a fabulous if you look it

00:41:45.280 up it's called it's like allison roman's secret ingredient pasta oh it's really just exciting

00:41:51.580 tomatoes it's really just i mean honey it's tomatoes capers but fresh tomatoes which i got

00:41:59.220 at mccall's and then uh i got sun-dried tomatoes which i've always had a confusing relationship

00:42:05.120 to i don't purchase them i think sun-dried tomato i don't hate them but i don't think of them as

00:42:08.500 something that can add the depth of flavor that they added here well they're so with the pickled

00:42:13.400 red onions and and i want to say i did two different batches and two different vinegars

00:42:17.080 my mouth is watering i had two different kinds of vinegar and mine actually is too

00:42:21.420 just saying caper and the sun-dried tomato i mean the caper and the vinegar yeah it was 0.74

00:42:26.460 really fucking good I gotta say and easy I will be doing a repeat and I would add even more

00:42:33.540 tomatoes next time I had some beautiful parmesan on top and I made a parmesan less option obviously 0.96

00:42:38.440 for Jacqueline yeah and then I picked up I was really proud to say and this is one of my top

00:42:42.820 cakes I have oh yeah four top cakes now this right now is my number one and it's from proof

00:42:48.600 bakery shout out and local Atwater a blue corn tres leches cake that is oh that's why we were

00:42:56.660 saying well actually it was so incredible it kind of eclipsed the pasta have you ever heard the

00:43:02.640 wolf cry to the blue yeah exactly and I was making my take on a cure royale which is champagne with

00:43:11.520 current cassis and lemon peel wasn't that good you enjoyed that what my cocktail yeah oh yeah

00:43:20.080 yeah you did a nice job with those those lemon rinds too hey thanks a nice shape to them a nice

00:43:29.440 late night oh they were that was delicious cocktail or three yeah celebrating your work in your in

00:43:36.760 your patio you're you're um you've been talking i think about your patio a bit on the pond i've

00:43:43.860 been talking about the patio i have i've been talking about making the the plunge to doing

00:43:49.440 the plunge i've been taking the plunge i've been saying a lot of words incorrectly oh my god i

00:43:54.700 have breaking news what i just saw it come down an email from the haunted house hag no because

00:44:03.240 you know i kept screaming my my i kept i told them my email oh my god i'm gonna cut right to

00:44:11.100 the end one of the last lines my wife and i'll um redact her name for her privacy and i love

00:44:18.080 going to see you you know my wife is a die hard poog fan oh my god it's just a very sweet email

00:44:25.260 thanking us for coming by and being such an enthusiastic group of people it was ecstasy i 0.99

00:44:30.780 mean this was this was unbelievably sweet these people by the way this is like a gay haunted

00:44:36.060 house this is like and and they the level of attention to detail the level of of love that

00:44:43.860 was poured into this and it's different theme every year this year was a haunted carnival theme

00:44:47.760 and it was so spectacular and it was you know this was like 10 o'clock they were done and i

00:44:52.980 again poked my head in please do you have time and they so sweetly were like give us five minutes

00:44:57.500 we were we were a group of 10 people or so they turned it back on for us so sweet fortune teller

00:45:03.080 carnival games scary really unbelievable and i said i was like did you get a lot of trick-or-treaters

00:45:10.120 because i felt crestfallen because i go oh my god what if you know they did all this and they're

00:45:14.100 shutting down 10 and they were exhausted they were like we had tons of trick-or-treaters they've been

00:45:17.800 doing this so that is really wholesome to think about so cool i actually have yeah incredible

00:45:24.160 video i don't want to scoop their whatever you know should they decide i have i have pov video

00:45:30.700 of going into that haunted house and experiencing the chaos i'm sure i actually want to see that i

00:45:35.580 think they would love it i think they would love it i think they'd love it too and then i had a

00:45:39.700 moment where i got absolutely a gigantic you know two-foot spider came down on my head

00:45:46.120 genius genius genius the carnival games i think there was someone named slappy

00:45:52.540 introducing sort of

00:45:54.360 there was like the before you go in 0.70

00:45:56.140 I want to say slappies who emailed

00:45:57.960 kind of step right up feeling 1.00

00:46:00.040 it's just oh my god

00:46:01.960 it makes me want to do really sublime

00:46:04.020 oh goody

00:46:05.620 I just said oh

00:46:08.020 god because my

00:46:10.100 wellbutrin has arrived from Canada

00:46:11.840 huge day

00:46:13.600 things are looking up

00:46:15.040 things are looking up

00:46:17.780 pizza party because the wellbutrin's here

00:46:20.060 look I finally put

00:46:22.120 my uh we'll see it could take a little while to settle in but i finally put some time revolution

00:46:27.760 that was just sitting there and i did the thing i soaked them see it's it's they're hanging a

00:46:32.560 little weird but it's been working you've been talking about this for years i know okay i finally

00:46:37.360 soaked the cotton pads and they're in they're in there here and i'll pull one out i just got an

00:46:43.100 email from aqua true oh really because you know they have a glass you know they have a glass one

00:46:48.340 now no you're kidding yeah i think i put it on the store because i thought if we're gonna have

00:46:53.820 hags you know i'm seeing they're there i got an email it's a black friday sale that they're

00:46:59.260 oh yeah it's all early black friday now which is like so that's so crazy i really do want to do

00:47:05.640 so you know what i'm really in the mood to do a little light shopping with you let's do it let's

00:47:12.600 Like, I'm just thinking, have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

00:47:21.380 Ask them or ask this bobcat why he grins.

00:47:32.400 Paint without a color of the wind.

00:47:40.400 I'm sorry.

00:47:41.140 I just, just, just, I just thought I made it sort of absent-minded podcasting.

00:47:48.620 You're looking down.

00:47:50.080 I'm like sort of doing my own thing.

00:47:51.360 No, I am looking down.

00:47:52.200 And we're, we're humming together.

00:47:53.700 It reminds me one time, like, like, like a fun sleepover with a couple of girlfriends.

00:47:58.980 Like, you know, we're all staying at one of our friends' houses and we're setting up the

00:48:04.500 couch as the bed to pull out.

00:48:06.640 and me and my friend are are like doing the you know parachuting the sheets to make the bed kind

00:48:13.080 of thing we're just and we're like we're like two women silently making a bed together right

00:48:17.600 we just had fallen silent yeah but but it we'd also we'd also started singing um like something

00:48:27.520 from les mis softly you know without discussing it and it it was very it was very that i don't

00:48:34.300 i just felt like a couple like it was more pathetic anyway sorry this is not a story

00:48:40.500 this is a true not a story but like i i felt that right then this is a major eavesdropper

00:48:47.280 but i was thinking about a moment when you came over it was so fun the other night and then i

00:48:52.220 pulled you into my bedroom which is so fun it's like come in here and then you were on my bed

00:48:56.460 and i was like see i need this you made me laugh because i was like i need girl time like this and

00:49:00.060 you were like you and your needs it was really funny do you remember oh yeah you're like oh

00:49:03.820 Right. You're like, I need this. No, but yeah, you identify needs or something.

00:49:09.280 Yeah. You experience yourself as in a state of starvation from.

00:49:15.640 Totally. Like.

00:49:17.600 Of like, I haven't had this. Here you are on the bed and we're laughing. And I'm like, I'm not getting this. I mean, we talk every day, but.

00:49:25.580 Oh, yeah. No.

00:49:26.520 I need the presence.

00:49:27.300 it is wild how you uh i mean what am i gonna really bemoan the modern condition but

00:49:33.480 i don't know i'm thinking of the phone well i've reached yeah have you set up your light phone yet

00:49:39.100 yeah wait but with what phone number you just got one yeah i got a sim card oh there's been a few

00:49:46.260 days that i've that i've used it it's it's amazing but i really i gotta say i have been so bad

00:49:52.480 relapsing on instagram and tomorrow i'm actually going to go to the classic brick i'm going to

00:49:55.920 brick Instagram before I go to work because I can't be trusted. Yeah. I, I was just thinking

00:50:01.180 like, I've been thinking, you know, that there should be a day of the week where I do all the

00:50:05.860 phone calls and that's it. I don't know. I just, it's interesting that you just cannot. Um, I mean,

00:50:11.860 you can, but you can't really be reclusive in the same way. You know, they just, the people,

00:50:19.140 they enter your brain space. They come for you via text. It's like, you don't have to pick up it.

00:50:24.380 you don't have to pick up the phone for a text it just in it goes so i just got fed this yeah

00:50:28.660 a woman throwing out my aura ring wait oh you're scrolling you're not even you're not even throwing

00:50:33.640 my aura ring in the trash 2019 they partnered with the department of defense and oh it's about

00:50:39.060 that oh yeah god your health with this device they say it's research for soldiers health but

00:50:46.460 we know what that means palanteer's platform i mean that is so bad that is really bad focus

00:50:52.560 sorry sorry sorry i'm gonna have to get all my wearables from like a guy building them with his

00:50:58.240 wife in a garage yeah exactly that's the only moral way to engage with the wearables i'm gonna

00:51:05.080 have to go yeah we need we need indie wearable yeah they probably i guess they got too big

00:51:11.220 we're gonna have to we're gonna have to wrap up love you bye love you bye

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - December 02, 2025

Pig to Poog Slaughter

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