Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Stepmom Fall

00:00:00.000 two best friends both alike in dignity nurturing phantoms and courting the muse

00:00:07.260 the hag divines when something must die yes that was poog but this is huge the ego loves

00:00:13.300 to seek but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time

00:00:17.960 i'm back oh yeah remember we came out to that guess who's back there

00:00:25.140 guess who's back guess who's back we're gonna do that again 0.90

00:00:28.180 I know Eminem's so fucking hot. 0.77

00:00:35.300 It's such a it's the community is blessed by hearing you say that because like, you know, I love him. 0.95

00:00:42.240 I fucking love Eminem when he was Slim Shady, when he was fully. 0.85

00:00:46.120 Sorry. 0.97

00:00:47.160 Sorry, guys.

00:00:49.160 Can't get enough.

00:00:50.800 OK, like literally who's there for me?

00:00:52.880 What are you putting on your mouth?

00:00:53.980 What is that?

00:00:54.780 Money makes a man act funny.

00:00:56.580 I'm so obsessed with the parallel tinted balm and like rose.

00:01:00.700 Wait, what?

00:01:01.740 I bought another one because I couldn't, I couldn't, so parallel and they got to send

00:01:07.360 stuff fast because I'm hemorrhaging cash.

00:01:09.160 Okay.

00:01:09.280 Actually, it's very affordable, which is part of why I like the line, but they have a SPF

00:01:13.460 lip balm.

00:01:14.220 There's one that's no color and it's one that's a rose color.

00:01:16.680 I love the rose color.

00:01:19.380 Okay.

00:01:20.140 I became so into it.

00:01:21.780 I have lost it.

00:01:23.820 Lost is probably a strong word.

00:01:24.940 I bet it's fallen to the crack in my car.

00:01:26.420 it's in some bag at the bottom of the bag haven't been able to locate it it was more than halfway 0.97

00:01:30.860 full i bought a new one because i couldn't handle the idea of being without it that's fucking crazy 0.98

00:01:36.020 by the way this light's a little harsh i'll admit it okay oh i want that goddamn brand edem 0.93

00:01:40.480 so we have the internet work suddenly i'm seeing it everywhere is it maybe or no that's something 0.60

00:01:45.220 else d-e-m i'm seeing all these yeah erdem i'm seeing it everywhere and i go i don't know what

00:01:51.740 that is what i wanted no you didn't even notice okay but i created a little area i took i i took

00:02:00.540 myself against the wall it's not completely worked out you remember i was talking about

00:02:04.340 giving them a more pleasing background and now i'm just against my old navy wall hey

00:02:08.460 yes i don't know we'll see oh hey cute um wait you're not you're not i know you

00:02:16.840 can't see i'm flanked by dennis gross plumper now what is that you go what is it 1999 what the 0.99

00:02:23.860 fuck is that you pay for that no it was sent to us i'm sure you gave it to some dogs who stop 0.99

00:02:29.080 bark i never got that bark out back no i would i don't give away gross even no but i think you 1.00

00:02:34.140 might have gone i don't my lips are plumping out for something i could plumping lip no because

00:02:38.000 i'll tell you why kate no there's no way there's no way you're afraid of things that that irritate

00:02:43.080 aren't you wouldn't you be scared of the whole bee sting quality of these products by the way 0.99

00:02:49.480 i used to use lip venom in the eighth grade well exactly this is what i'm saying when that shit 0.99

00:02:55.080 came out it hit hard that was a time that was a cool fucking time right where it was hard it was 0.97

00:03:00.440 like yeah it was like yeah like grind up pepper put it on your lips yeah yeah it was like but i i 0.97

00:03:08.820 did this recently and and and then i forgot i was doing it and so i was working other things on my 0.99

00:03:15.080 face or whatever point i got it all around my lips and the whole thing was red and damn you 0.97

00:03:22.140 gotta watch out well guess what i'm drinking here new life tea fuck what's the brand of this tea 0.98

00:03:28.460 wait for product corner i'm gonna shout out the brand of this loose leaf tea that i'm loving the 0.97

00:03:33.280 guess where they sell it jacqueline pause where i went to to pause oh spot i went to get a vitamin

00:03:42.240 drip last week because i was feeling a little run down and i bought oh my god and i forgot about it

00:03:48.820 i paid 45 to buy liquid aminos mocha i don't love the flavor and you haven't started it yet

00:03:56.200 i did it once but you're not gonna like this i it has that flavor i did but plain what you mean

00:04:02.040 you mean it tastes like perfect aminos yeah i gotta add it into something because alone with

00:04:06.400 hot water you don't do that though sweetie sweetie look at her it's not a it's not a drink mix it's

00:04:13.300 not no it's additive it's additive no i love okay great let me just repeat to you guess what's in

00:04:17.960 my mug okay here's your reminder i know coffee yeah but first listen listen and listen close

00:04:24.760 okay okay soy milk or your preferred pistachio probably knowing you okay i've been doing a

00:04:31.000 Cashew-coconut mix, thank you very much.

00:04:32.960 Exactly, all right?

00:04:33.800 That's something to kill me, all right?

00:04:35.960 And froth it up with the old thing that was sent to us by one of those things, okay?

00:04:42.080 And then one of those little twiddly sticks.

00:04:44.680 And then with the aminos, followed by pour your coffee on top of it.

00:04:50.620 So the coffee's going through, creating that central kind of dip in the frothiness.

00:04:55.480 Up it comes.

00:04:56.260 Sprinkle some cinnamon.

00:04:58.000 And yeah, it's gotten kind of artificial mocha flavor.

00:05:01.000 yeah yeah but that's okay that's that makes you feel like you're at the gas station handle that

00:05:05.540 sometimes there's a pleasure in that sometimes yeah you're hitting french vanilla at the gas

00:05:09.080 station there can be there can be a joy in that flavor but um but i've been doing so you know

00:05:14.500 i've always dreamt of tea right loose leaf we've been sent some beautiful teas over the years

00:05:17.980 i just i just stuffed a kettle under my my i put a kettle in the cabinet going no it's not happening

00:05:23.660 i'm not even gonna boil water yeah totally but anyway you're going the other way this is a

00:05:28.980 turmeric, turmeric ginger tea this morning.

00:05:32.140 I believe it's turmeric.

00:05:33.560 Turmeric.

00:05:34.120 Oh, right.

00:05:34.380 I say turmeric as we all do.

00:05:36.720 Turmeric.

00:05:37.060 I'm going to keep hounding this on the pot because it's a more pleasant word fundamentally.

00:05:41.400 It's turmeric ginger.

00:05:43.780 And to wake up this morning, brew to pot, then put the pot, it's a glass kettle that

00:05:48.680 I have, a nice glass kettle, put it in the fridge, drinking tea all day, drinking this

00:05:53.280 iced herbal tea.

00:05:54.220 And I go, whoa.

00:05:56.260 Talk about a pathway to hydration.

00:05:57.420 since guys this is a huge thing ring the bell ring the bell three and a half weeks

00:06:02.300 no electrolytes zero zero sweetheart guess who doesn't feel dehydrated

00:06:08.940 guess who hasn't i'm gonna say this hasn't been feeling bloated no change in the lifestyle

00:06:17.800 otherwise you pixelated and i lost you but i'm assuming the answer is bloated

00:06:21.580 she's frozen in this huge moment she's frozen no you were frozen you go this is what i experienced

00:06:26.380 I guess you haven't in this moment.

00:06:31.060 I'm assuming bloated, right?

00:06:34.760 Yeah.

00:06:34.960 That you were free of.

00:06:36.860 You know, bloat is one of these things that it's like,

00:06:42.820 let's just say there are people who are 100% bloated, okay?

00:06:46.280 Or at 100 kilojoules of bloat, okay?

00:06:49.560 Okay.

00:06:50.640 And then you have someone at 50 kilojoules of bloat.

00:06:52.900 Okay, let's just say it was that objective, right?

00:06:55.860 yeah yeah the 50 person might be like wow the 100 person might not even they just think that's life

00:07:03.640 right right right do you see what i'm saying yes yes it's a very it's a it's a concept that really

00:07:11.160 gets thrown around doesn't it it sure fucking does because it's one thing to be truly all the sudden 0.73

00:07:17.220 blown up like a balloon right anyway oh but but kate kate kate kate i i screen grabbed this thing 0.97

00:07:24.520 my aura ring woke up this morning rest rest rest i know i know i know and i felt it this morning

00:07:30.100 when i woke up i was you know yeah so great to have you in wearable country came up with an idea

00:07:35.100 earlier today when our producer was complaining about this not being a watch the whoop okay i'm

00:07:41.520 thinking a collab in which it's like a little thing that snaps over the top and it's an analog

00:07:45.320 watch just on top of the whoop oh an analog watch cute that's actually smart that's smart there is

00:07:50.760 a code folks okay and it's it's embedded no no no i'm not just talking about regular whoop code

00:07:56.940 i'm talking about to join my team on whoop you actually have to put in a code inside join teams

00:08:05.140 it's it's it's a different thing and i just i'm alone in there guys it's embarrassing

00:08:12.260 thing it's like hag whoop community one out of one damn damn well as we know i gave mine away 1.00

00:08:20.780 to a friend one of the most sick things you've ever done watermelon celsius she's got 5 30 cracking 0.97

00:08:26.760 a watermelon cels yeah i know it's it's um okay well i have a couple things to say which is first

00:08:31.520 of all once again i am obsessed and also paralyzed in the face of lymph what to do how to move it i

00:08:41.220 by the way today was a huge day i lost today i i went down that i i studied i lost today wait did

00:08:47.540 you lose lose it on lymph instagram by the way because linstagram lymph instagram is no i i lost

00:08:53.740 it everywhere i lost it all over the gram i lost it posting i lost it oh oh yeah this photo that

00:09:01.060 photo and i just want and then yeah i was in reels seeing all different kinds of reels i i got into

00:09:07.140 this girl who looked very young you know talking and and and looked pretty like she was she didn't

00:09:14.340 know more than me okay like she'd seen several videos um but it you know it's that hypnotic

00:09:20.400 thing where it's not even really what they're saying it's like it becomes just like she didn't

00:09:26.140 like there was nothing new and it felt a little bit like it had that thing of just you know you

00:09:31.000 don't have to explain that you're an expert you just talk like one yeah yeah yeah it has the

00:09:36.400 quality of the like what you were saying about the makeup doing the fake uh makeup demonstration

00:09:41.140 like fake cooking show in your own home it's truly like i just did that just now putting on makeup i

00:09:47.240 go okay we're doing a light kind of fresh faced you know dinner look not a you know not a lot of

00:09:53.560 makeup by any means going in there with the you know i'm also going to do for product corner

00:09:57.040 my official favorite concealer and i've always concealer for me traditionally i don't i don't

00:10:03.220 wear it i don't like it i found my formula you know you know who could use some right now because

00:10:07.560 i have this this cut on the end of my nose you heard me okay i wasn't sliced but i it's too hard

00:10:14.620 to explain what's going on here but rudolph rudolph this is when other people would would

00:10:20.620 come for a concealer not me i'm writing it raw well i raw is often what you have to do in moments

00:10:28.240 i i i no but lymph but i'm like moving oh yeah and and and the and the oh no i mean over the

00:10:36.140 arms but guys guess what what i made an appointment on monday with with magic body 0.68

00:10:40.700 magic spheres yeah let's actually check the old magic by the way i'm really getting fucking tired 0.88

00:10:46.120 of this shit with you honestly what i could be at all these appointments with you why don't you at 0.96

00:10:51.200 least go i'm calling i'm making an appointment this time give me a chance to book the appointment 1.00

00:10:55.900 right after or before you oh okay interesting well it's not too late like even like you went

00:11:01.700 to goo yesterday we've talked about on the podcast on goo on fairfax fabulous got a trim

00:11:08.580 molly you know i haven't gone i'm two freaking years practically because i've been away

00:11:13.180 going in for molly and other hags have gone oh my god tandem haircuts i know you want to go you 0.52

00:11:18.860 want to get tandem i was like and and well i go yeah and chris and i go together at the same time

00:11:23.460 okay the three of us could have been there on her running between us all right molly's awesome

00:11:27.800 if i should probably start calling her molly so that but i was introduced to her as goo

00:11:33.360 that's so cool goo on fairfax okay um magic spheres me we're desperate to come in kaperland

00:11:41.160 and i we discussed on our pod at poog podcast partnership poog podcast at we are bv.com

00:11:48.160 what do i do now hello about what like where are you desperate to move the lymph what what

00:11:53.740 because you know they're like they're like your arm is actually no it's it's actually not about

00:11:58.920 cosmetics i swear to god it's more like you want to go the other way kate oh my god there's no

00:12:04.060 drain down in your hand i'm going more like i'm going more like you gotta go up and let it let

00:12:10.940 gravity and then open the they say open the at these points okay so open the chambers yeah 0.99

00:12:17.900 you know the turn there's the termini oh god it's so fucking disgusting and then you piss it out 0.98

00:12:22.600 yuck well i think you piss it out in the form of piss yeah thank god yeah i don't think that 0.99

00:12:28.860 you know i think the piss your lymph out disgusting but yeah you're going to magic 0.98

00:12:34.540 sphere so maybe send me the send me the i would be happy to i have her number i can send it to 0.94

00:12:39.220 you i mean it's just it's just well i'm i'm i know i am formally putting out the call now

00:12:43.640 i'm being like you the haircut was so last minute i literally the day before said is there any way

00:12:48.380 you could squeeze me in tomorrow yes very last minute oh yeah no no totally and god we got to

00:12:53.540 get to i mean to to give these tresses yours and mine to put them in someone's hands oh yeah

00:13:00.280 fairfax folks and everyone loves the fairfax district strolling down that street oh it's 1.00

00:13:05.660 fabulous and she's really cool she rules um she's one of those healer uh types where you're in the 0.73

00:13:13.100 chair and i open up energy work happening yeah yeah just you know and you leave you leave the 0.99

00:13:19.700 the tresses on the floor and all their accumulated energy that is she sweeps it away yeah yeah

00:13:25.600 totally that is crazy that's crazy hey speaking of hair i'm in a system now i'm healing my nails

00:13:33.440 you guys i've been doing you can't be serious chronic so no more gels i've been doing chronic

00:13:39.580 gel and i now that my now that they're bare they're really short they're bare i can see

00:13:46.940 the damage i can see wait the change of what's grown and where the nail where the oh really was

00:13:54.740 yes but but no but they buff them they scratch them up to make the gel adhere

00:14:00.260 good point yes well i haven't had a gel and i'd say a month but and is the toxic but the point

00:14:08.700 is now i'm fixated on i mean don't even get me started i mean years ago i go kate no more gel 0.98

00:14:14.600 what the fuck are you doing yeah baking poison on hey let's bake the poison into my nails with 1.00

00:14:20.560 the what is that uv great like oh what the fuck but then you get addicted to you get addicted to 1.00

00:14:27.140 sexual hands like i get like wait sexual i just mean having like your nails done oh makes me feel 1.00

00:14:35.780 yeah it's like it's just and sometimes i go i can write after a good manicure go now i can write

00:14:41.020 now i can write right now i can wash my fingers well definitely dancing dancing yeah how long do

00:14:47.160 you go with your gels how long 16 years what do you mean how long do i keep them on no no how long

00:14:53.280 like how long is the nail oh so due to my amazing um the russian manicure amazing woman hers are so

00:15:03.140 good that i got into even though my nails were always short for a couple times i had some long

00:15:07.420 geese for fun yeah i thought i'll never be able to explain this okay it's like beauty of course i

00:15:15.740 get it okay i get i get i can see it i get it i'm raised in the same freaking culture as the rest

00:15:21.720 okay i get i get pretty about a long nail right but also sort of fundamentally i'm not sure that

00:15:30.260 i think a long nail is actually fundamentally if i were just stripped of cultural associations

00:15:37.980 sexual or attractive like i almost think it's it's kind of a no disturbed look it's a disturbed

00:15:44.620 yes i mean it's a very claw you know and there are different forms of like yes in that way

00:15:51.820 fundamentally it's probably more sexual but you know it's not the only form of sexuality to be 0.95

00:15:58.300 a fucking cat i mean come on of course of course like yeah i just never like i'm never like now 0.99

00:16:04.300 that's beauty right there right right right i'm sort of like oh there you're wearing shoes you're 0.99

00:16:10.440 wearing stilettos on the ends of your each finger yeah it's more like a symbolic reference to 0.99

00:16:17.320 attractiveness wow by the way damn drag drag my ass well i was thinking about your i'm also 0.99

00:16:27.060 thinking of getting some because oh yeah well i was thinking i was thinking about one of your 0.99

00:16:33.280 most famous things which is has jewelry ever made a woman beautiful one of the meanest things you've

00:16:41.880 ever said that was that was yeah no take that in let that hit the back of the throat because that's

00:16:49.300 a good one because all i'm saying mark mark that one yeah yeah boom we call that a clip where i

00:16:55.640 come from okay okay boom by the way people came up to me at a party last night talking about us

00:17:01.140 talking about oreos oh my god so just the clips are going out there okay well i feel like there

00:17:06.100 was so much to get into well first of all remember when you were yeah you briefly thought minis were

00:17:11.040 even better than regulars and i had to pull you back on that yeah yeah um and then i also wondered

00:17:15.600 if if you know if wait first oh about jewelry oh yeah well it's sort of like it's yeah it's

00:17:21.480 this question of proximity to something fundamentally gloriously beautiful it's not like

00:17:27.340 yeah it's not like suddenly i think your chin is like an emerald right right right it only throws

00:17:34.140 under the relief the hideosity of the human form right well what's the genius yeah totally there

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00:19:27.360 the show by mentioning us at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. Wait, I just saw something pass

00:19:38.900 in front of my eyes like a like a white fog trying to figure out what it was wait what do

00:19:45.020 you mean did i catch something i i mean it must have must have been on the screen no but it was

00:19:50.220 it was like spirit actually it kind of looks like what you're seeing right see how do you see my

00:19:55.700 do you see my hand uh well you're pixelated so you're you're maybe moving pixels i wonder how

00:20:01.660 pixelated i want a screen grab i want to know who you're talking to you know i'm saying about what

00:20:06.940 i want to know how pixelated i am when you bring this up right now right now you're not that 0.96

00:20:11.740 pixelated all right but i'll show you i mean i would call this pretty fucking pixelated here 0.89

00:20:16.160 i'll send it to you right now you can on-air react they love an on-air reaction around here 0.94

00:20:21.100 are you fucking joking right now this pixelated how can we even be communicating this is so 0.99

00:20:27.840 fucked oh my god this is like that other time my life is this is what my life i really want 0.99

00:20:34.980 a clip of of that because i can't i think i sent it through the people need to know the people need 0.99

00:20:39.260 to see i don't know if it's gone live yet okay look how pixelated when you were like you look

00:20:43.940 scary did you cut your hair and then you sent me a picture of the most monstrous thing i've ever

00:20:48.120 seen in my life and it was like if you think a haircut could have done that i think that was

00:20:53.200 that was definitely at home i mean obviously so it was in one of these recordings i i have that

00:20:57.740 image somewhere wait i'm sending this i'm gonna send it i mean that's like like you know what

00:21:03.040 i'm sorry to do this folks but we're gonna do it live speedtest.net am i right annie let's see what

00:21:09.740 your internet's like is that what it is speedtest.net let's see i'll try whoa here we go

00:21:15.680 shots fired from behind the curtain sorry our producer broke in saying annie going i'll do a 0.99

00:21:21.940 perfect impression babe it's your internet yeah yeah damn how fucking dare you okay i i can't tell 0.99

00:21:32.200 i don't know if you saw it in my face okay i mean i'm sure you saw something i can't tell you how 0.99

00:21:37.160 wronged i feel like not by annie but like like fundamentally like i was so prepared for your

00:21:43.980 internet to be a problem and mine not to be right that like it's like it's like what trauma is this

00:21:50.340 awakening me okay like i felt like humiliated just now okay so i'm going now kate's pretty

00:21:58.780 pixelated too and i was heading off to find speedtest.org or whatever and and so i only

00:22:04.440 heard it i didn't see it i'm still not convinced it's my internet damn well i mean case pixelated

00:22:10.420 we'll have to find out later okay wait let's um let's i'm looking at my notes wait boo left

00:22:18.260 innards of a rat for me today that's really sweet a little gift from a cat but but but anyway point

00:22:24.340 wait yeah you pump you pump the lymph okay boom boom boom boom boom boom all right okay no you're

00:22:32.280 totally right so shared like grocery list between myself and my partner you know like a note oh yeah

00:22:38.920 is it in apple notes it's uh yeah it's a note and mine like they commented that this was an old

00:22:45.820 thing i guess before i had shared it with them but it's just very funny at the bottom of this food

00:22:49.080 thing it's like the least appealing it says big tampons now listen to this listen to this it gets

00:22:54.780 worse big tampons this is my this was me talking to myself okay big tampons pads galore

00:23:02.040 this is me preparing to go on a trip gas meds

00:23:07.140 won't be needing those anymore now that i stop electrolytes yeah um and by the way i have gone 0.92

00:23:14.540 to four fucking stores and can't find kosher salt what it's all kosher salt isn't it no the big rocks 0.88

00:23:20.860 like diamond kosher i want the good i mean i'm sure mccall's has it i'm sure i'm sure vons has 0.98

00:23:25.960 it but a couple erwan doesn't have it but and there was another the two other markets no kosher

00:23:31.720 salt just i think it's diamond is the diamond kosher is what what about maldon oh no maldon

00:23:39.040 is the king of maldon well that's for topping but not for cooking with oh topping always

00:23:44.180 you know what by the way this is an instagram ad this is an instagram ad that i took the bait

00:23:48.780 do you know what this is wait isn't this a product corner moment okay it's product corner

00:23:52.900 for product corner for product corner and this is and by the way it is exciting because it looks

00:23:57.920 different than it's not your typical usual caper lance dare i say it looks like something i would

00:24:03.380 buy oh very good good tease and just to break in folks you can get to product corner when you

00:24:09.600 become a paid subscriber. We appreciate it so much. You financed the show. That was seamless

00:24:14.300 marketing. Yeah. I want to, I want to be very clear. Okay. I'm getting a lot of, a lot of

00:24:17.860 confusion, a lot of emails. You need to be a dear friend here to get a bonus app. I'm sorry, guys.

00:24:26.040 Wait, what did I, what did I, what did I have? It was so tasty, freaking tasty.

00:24:31.720 I went back on stew. I just had to stew, creamed it up. I creamed it up with some,

00:24:36.720 Chris creamed it up with some nutritional yeast at the last second.

00:24:41.600 Okay.

00:24:42.260 Back on stew.

00:24:43.200 Well, today's day two for me.

00:24:44.560 This is a very Jacqueline Novak-approved breakfast.

00:24:46.600 Oh, yeah.

00:24:46.840 Day two of me doing steel-cut oats, which classically don't fill me up.

00:24:51.420 I eat oatmeal. 0.98

00:24:52.680 Fucking hour, minute later, I go, cool. 1.00

00:24:54.680 It feels like I haven't eaten shit. 1.00

00:24:55.820 You need to add lentils, sweetie. 0.99

00:24:57.660 Lentils?

00:24:58.520 Lentils are not good for my stomach, okay?

00:25:00.760 Other bean?

00:25:01.600 No.

00:25:02.320 No beans?

00:25:03.440 No.

00:25:04.600 None for you?

00:25:05.480 no but listen this is what filled me up i did the steel cut one degree brand because

00:25:11.000 glyphosate tested and all that it's the it's organic's not enough you need glyphosate testing

00:25:15.440 right now one one farmer or whatever that that brand is one degree like king of the marketplace

00:25:21.920 oh i know they're like the only steel cut will eat oh yeah i know i know it's crazy i do this

00:25:27.940 i do the steel cut i do almond butter actually i'm making a mark so notably these marks are

00:25:35.060 happening often right after the thing was said i just want to say i have another getting one farmer

00:25:40.520 one one whatever to be one degree one degree to be a a sponsor a i want the whole line i want the

00:25:48.240 whole line because i think they do granolas now they're doing it all but they have a muesli

00:25:52.180 i would like it all point is but i do once again i do the one degree steel cut oats

00:25:57.940 and then i'm doing almond butter and then the last two days and this has been so this feels

00:26:03.120 good to lean into the season i chop up an apple thank you and i do like frozen blueberries and i

00:26:09.960 stew them in a little bit of coconut oil and water just water as needed make a gorgeous stewed fruit

00:26:17.020 topping that on top with cinnamon i am moaning i'm rolling on my back and i'm in fall i feel like

00:26:25.320 it's a very upsetting movie but it's stepmom fall i have a couple tweaks for you not tweaks but

00:26:30.460 yes stepmom fall yeah totally okay okay like here's what you should add what ginger doesn't

00:26:40.080 no it doesn't have to be fresh sweetie okay okay okay powdered classic ginger oh powdered ginger

00:26:46.880 thank you because i was gonna say fresh might cut too hard yeah no no this is just it mixes in with

00:26:51.720 the apple and the cinnamon okay the ginger you're gonna be feeling a little warmth a little a little

00:26:57.600 something or other now i want you to get the omla powder so you can put it in your bowl now

00:27:04.760 it's a miracle product supposedly omla i'm writing it down m l a but which powder it's it's that's

00:27:13.060 not a brand it's the omla gooseberry no i know i know but certainly not all oh oh which powder

00:27:19.020 omlas are created equal well i lost you where are you i think they almost are okay there you are i'll

00:27:26.620 show you the one that i've been i've been uh using let's see omla and walk us through omla what's

00:27:31.500 omla giving us it's it's a miracle let me let me tell you what gregor has to say about it

00:27:36.520 dr gregor nutrition facts.org here it is at banyan botanicals all right well i'll just i'll

00:27:42.740 give you some just so everyone knows half a pound bag is running you 14 so this is an affordable

00:27:49.100 item and you only need like i think he recommends like a half teaspoon or something um okay so

00:27:55.000 So Indian gooseberry, balancing rejuvenating superfood, nourishes the tissues and gently

00:28:00.520 removes toxins from the body, bursting with vitamin C and antioxidants, the small green

00:28:06.020 fruit revered in Ayurveda.

00:28:07.960 Though unfamiliar to many, particularly in Western countries, powdered and dried, commonly

00:28:13.980 used in Ayurvedic, right?

00:28:16.100 Et cetera, et cetera.

00:28:16.720 This is organic and fair trade.

00:28:18.140 Are all gooseberries the same?

00:28:19.480 Indian gooseberries, I need everyone to listen closely, not to be confused with Barbados

00:28:23.720 gooseberries cape gooseberries chinese gooseberries also known as kiwi fruit jamaican gooseberries or

00:28:29.480 tahitian or star gooseberries okay indian gooseberries you ready almond cancer in vitro

00:28:34.240 studies have shown that almond may have anti-cancer properties and not only be able to block cancer

00:28:37.940 invasion okay etc etc etc a powerful source of antioxidants single most antioxidant packed

00:28:44.960 whole food on the planet you've heard me right now i'm buying it right now teaspoon of gooseberry

00:28:49.420 powder oh here we go this is so gregor you ready one teaspoon of gooseberry powder costs about four

00:28:56.020 pennies and provides 1500 units of antioxidant power okay more than the average person gets

00:29:03.260 in an entire week get ready for this just 500 milligrams of powdered amla which is about a

00:29:09.520 tenth of a teaspoon may work as well as zocor a leading cholesterol lowering drug

00:29:16.620 i have an announcement mountain rose herb sells it mountain rose and by the way this is even

00:29:22.160 cheaper like them half a pound for five dollars and 75 cents and it's organic okay are you ready

00:29:28.040 i'm i still have more more benefits coming improving arterial function it may reduce

00:29:33.400 artery stiffness which is what you want so it might be a good good alternative to statins and

00:29:37.140 individuals with diabetes who have arterial arthritis okay i'm on diabetes some clinical

00:29:42.800 research has shown better digestion oh yeah dyspepsia is a fancy word for an upset stomach

00:29:48.520 fullness discomfort nausea bloating belching affecting up to one in five individuals

00:29:54.180 one in five more like four and eight three times a day okay tiny teaspoon may work as well as a gel

00:30:02.180 anti-acid but i have to check this right now are you so excited mountain rose herbs i'm buying it

00:30:07.500 does mountain rose herbs have a thing with to be magnetic because i swear to god i've heard this

00:30:11.740 mountain rose herbs i'm pretty sure this is i know this brand i have this feeling of trust

00:30:16.320 coursing through my body with this brand amla for cholesterol inflammation blood thinning i mean

00:30:21.600 oh let's see oh a better breakfast what's it's listed oh so so point is and you'll notice if

00:30:27.300 you go guess who puts it in in his oatmeal morning bowl also dr esselston well hey hey hey

00:30:36.020 what the kid who the kids call essie okay yeah and the fact that's that's in there now

00:30:42.280 wow okay well amla so amla is a big deal and and it tastes like a tart ass berry powder

00:30:52.160 i love tarts i love it goes right in there with your ginger and your cinnamon into your into your

00:30:59.000 bowl it's almost a little like it just to me it just works i'm just very used to it in the apple

00:31:03.220 because you know i do an apple oh i mean i would consider incorporating kate not a whole freaking

00:31:09.780 thing like you did that one time that was insane but a small dose of flax meal powder small okay

00:31:16.600 put a little half tablespoon in there that's good of what a flax oh flax meal remember remember you

00:31:22.680 did that like instagram cereal because you did like a bowl of it hurt my stomach terribly

00:31:27.300 just do a little bit about how many freaking seeds were in that when you think about it ground down 0.99

00:31:34.420 i have a question for you i i have a serious question for you yeah what the fuck is the 0.98

00:31:39.920 california prop warning about because i'm getting a prop right now going like something in your court 0.98

00:31:45.040 in your cart meaning this almond powder might expose you to cancer does that mean like the

00:31:49.860 plastic that's wrapped in like what are we talking about guys or like please don't scare me like this

00:31:54.360 i know um i'm buying it jacqueline i'm buying it with shipping it was came to twelve dollars 0.99

00:31:59.700 scan code with iphone don't fuck me right here don't fuck me where i stand that was a weird 0.99

00:32:06.280 moment i or that's a moment in six feet under nate says that to lisa i could fuck you where 0.99

00:32:11.740 you stand i never liked that i can't explain it but you you did or didn't never believe that they 0.97

00:32:16.940 had sexual i didn't i never i never he said that's lisa i never believed yes i never believed they

00:32:22.620 sexual chemistry that that's that's that's that's okay that's where i thought we were headed yeah

00:32:28.120 because what you see is him crying on her lap and her going hey baby it's okay my baby my baby oh 0.99

00:32:36.060 baby when he's feeling vulnerable from his diagnosis and then he cries and then they fuck 0.99

00:32:41.960 yeah i'm not in love with your brother or whatever wait what's that i'm not some sad whatever who's 0.99

00:32:47.140 in love with your brother you probably oh my god she's a genius nature really is all around us i

00:32:53.920 love i'm looking out seeing a squirrel i'm seeing a bird i mean what is this eden i saw a squirrel

00:32:58.700 with its arm oh i was trying to tell you that i saw a squirrel with his arm hanging over a ledge

00:33:02.360 just like a a man with his arm around a lady hanging out i love it when they do that

00:33:06.900 so and then and then boo this morning you know we come out i sent you an image

00:33:15.900 innards of a mouse wow a proud offering resting on the proud offering full long innards see the

00:33:25.040 different organs did a hose off and then little boo is just over there just doing the what they

00:33:33.520 call making muffins okay i love that it's so cute and i'm trying to take a picture of this

00:33:40.240 i go and i i snuggle him and it's heaven on earth to rest one's head upon a cat nothing like it

00:33:48.160 absolutely nothing like it okay almost coming i'm free okay i'm so excited you're gonna add that

00:33:54.140 you're gonna add ginger powder let me just think if there's anything i have some i do the berries

00:33:57.660 right yeah i do the berries i do the apple um i do the lentils i i hear i hear you but i'm just

00:34:04.860 saying. So are you just no beans at all? No beans right now. They just really

00:34:10.700 irritate my stomach. What if you did a teaspoon of beans? Okay. Because, and yes, I'm sure there's

00:34:18.240 more to it, but I just, I want to get your microbiome used to them. Cause you know,

00:34:23.900 there's an adjustment period. Introduce, you have to introduce slowly. Well, how slowly are

00:34:28.140 you introducing? Oh my God. I was, I was railing. Okay. My parents with my so-called knowledge,

00:34:34.580 right it was actually funny uh because like my mom said this thing she's like she's like

00:34:42.200 because i'm sitting there i'm like nearly abusive okay with my screaming about how like let's say

00:34:47.820 they need to get on omla or something right yeah yeah and i'm raging and my mom says sort of normal

00:34:53.620 things like i mean she you know like um well you know get older you know your reflexes slow like

00:35:01.340 she says these things these are known these are things you know and I refuse to accept

00:35:05.820 I literally said like no aging isn't unavoidable or something you know like at the Ludlow screaming

00:35:12.720 okay and like you know whatever but then I'm wildly explaining something I'm like spitting

00:35:19.380 as I'm trying to explain you know that it's not just whatever whatever all the specifics who cares

00:35:25.120 my mom's like I see I could see you like you just think like if they understood then then they would

00:35:31.280 do it you know like i don't know she saw me at least i was seen have you watched the joy club

00:35:37.780 yet still haven't i gotta do it this christmas it's just it's built for you i'm so frozen about

00:35:43.740 my king bed about what king bed to get no wonder you weren't you weren't really locked in on

00:35:48.160 me and my mother okay wait i was locked in i swear but had you moved had you moved to king bed

00:35:53.540 mentally on some level i had it drifted in yes on some level so so all right all right so

00:36:01.260 by the way i did catch a bunch of mosquitoes on the back of my fan with the screen

00:36:05.140 see that's a perfect example i want a link to that youtube video where i had the idea

00:36:10.160 you can go exactly i want that needs to be she's that was like yeah exactly that did she's that

00:36:17.520 she did that to that was everyone i hope everyone heard her just like bizarrely show enthusiasm not

00:36:23.760 knowing what i was saying okay all i'm trying to say is and then in the weekly email that you get

00:36:29.000 over in the premium tiers i want a quick link to the hack that i did it's not a product if you can

00:36:36.180 imagine it's just a link to the youtube hack how about the hack okay but by the way i just

00:36:41.520 there's another shout out i'll hit an em this is another shout out okay eight sleep sleep eight

00:36:47.060 eight sleep sleep eight sleep no that's how you do it sleep eight sleep eight sleep eight then

00:36:52.200 they can't tell which one's first announcement i bought listen to this i buy these pants

00:36:58.800 not expensive but pants i'm excited about yeah i wear them out to a dinner i'm getting korean

00:37:05.160 barbecue in a freak incident a woman walks by my table unknowingly accidentally bumps something

00:37:13.300 i'll be the judge of that but okay oil oil spills onto my lap not hot oil but oil oil on pants this

00:37:20.800 is not good oil on fabric as we know this is not good i'm devastated and she doesn't even and i

00:37:26.340 couldn't even she just like left like she didn't notice at all what was i gonna do hey yes spilled

00:37:30.460 oil all over me it's not there's no reason the pants are i mean ruined kind of i spot treated

00:37:36.920 them what color are these pants they're dark so you can't immediately see it but it's there you

00:37:42.440 know it's there it's there no no and you can see it it's like oh god i feel devastated i wanted to

00:37:48.540 buy the same pants. Cause again, they are very affordable in a different size and a different

00:37:52.260 color. I go, I'm going to buy them. I love these pants at different sizes, different color.

00:37:56.240 Those pants arrived. Well, guess what happened? I'm looking the other day. I'm looking down. I go,

00:38:03.720 what the fuck? Oil. Wait, look, look. Oh wait, wait, wait. See, it's hard to see. 1.00

00:38:11.280 Well, also pixelation. Oh, right here. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take a picture. Can't you kind of

00:38:16.160 see that let me see yeah kind of but is that a different pant it also happens to kind of be yes

00:38:22.140 it's a different pant did someone return their oiled pants and you got their return no no no

00:38:27.420 i don't know what happened somehow i was wearing these i don't know where it came from but i look

00:38:33.180 down i go what unmistakably oil i spot treat these my partner who's better at spot treating than me

00:38:41.520 oh i bet they spot treat them but you're so good at it they're better at it you do it you're so

00:38:49.460 good at it they do it they dry i look it's still there i texted them how the hell do you get oil 0.98

00:38:54.940 out is the question how the fuck so two pairs of pants down from oil in a week and a half i'm 0.78

00:39:02.200 gonna send the picture of the oil to the thread and subscribers are gonna see it the esselstyns 0.91

00:39:06.400 The Esselstyn.

00:39:07.540 The Esselstyn say cut oil.

00:39:11.200 They fry your vegetables in water. 1.00

00:39:14.080 Ew.

00:39:15.240 I once, there was like a grease stain in a circle.

00:39:18.340 Can't believe this oil.

00:39:19.640 On a sweatshirt.

00:39:20.860 Well, you know what?

00:39:21.320 I did an exciting, so I'm hot on.

00:39:25.560 Look at that.

00:39:26.080 Oil just doesn't come out.

00:39:27.560 It's kind of insane when you think, 0.95

00:39:29.420 it's in like every freaking salad you eat every day. 0.95

00:39:33.040 And this stuff stains pants. 0.96

00:39:34.180 No, but kind of shocking, right? 0.99

00:39:35.560 like oh a little drop of of oil you're fucked like that seems like i'm not kidding the pants 0.99

00:39:43.440 they were cheap pants it'd be like if we were eating blood every day you know at the table 1.00

00:39:48.900 just blood flying around flies off your fork and it's like oh you're you're fucked actually 0.98

00:39:53.160 blood's pretty easy to get out no i mean full body bib like i and the weirdest thing the first 0.99

00:39:59.020 oil that was a mistake the second i'll go was this freak these pants okay i i don't need to

00:40:04.000 keep it a secret they're from uniqlo okay and i say this the pants the pants are 50 a pop i bought

00:40:10.320 one i love them so much i buy another one they're both oil-ridden what do i do throw them away 0.96

00:40:17.560 like take them to a dry cleaner to hemorrhage another 60 oh shit yeah so i'll tell you so so 0.99

00:40:24.660 it's a real problem right cost of the pants versus it's a real problem and i fucking love 0.99

00:40:30.960 these fucking pants i think you need to do a little googling of whether or not oil can be 0.97

00:40:35.580 removed from pants well they're gonna say baking soda and club yeah i know they're gonna go salt 1.00

00:40:41.280 i know fuck off i know i guess what i can do is i can take them to a dry cleaner i can take them 0.98

00:40:45.280 to dry cleaner dry cleaning wait did i tell you this had to have been on the pod that i was like 0.99

00:40:49.540 what is a dry cleaner google didn't see the videos like what are they doing back there it's crazy

00:40:54.300 right right because what have you been picturing versus i don't know yeah and just like oh dry

00:41:00.400 cleaning like of course and like it's poison well there's a new kind of dry cleaning out there by

00:41:04.800 the way it's called wet cleaning i'm not joking okay and it's not the usual thing so so so okay

00:41:10.700 i want to be very clear everyone i sent my 100 silk cozy earth blanket through rinse.com which

00:41:20.480 as you know i'm really into okay but i sent it to their dry cleaning because a quick look at the tag

00:41:25.520 it said dry clean only I threw it in there I get it back it's flattened it's almost like felted

00:41:30.560 like it just doesn't the silk uh-oh and I go oh no and then I look online and there's more

00:41:35.880 instructions there about actually no the only way you should wash it is if you're going to do some

00:41:41.460 chemical cleaning wet chemical cleaning so good so hard oh of course I should I was a fool but I

00:41:46.400 I kind of just whatever it doesn't matter dry clean only I send it to the dry cleaner okay

00:41:50.740 now i'll say this rinse.com back and forth with the emails oh my god this is horrible can we try

00:41:57.600 to fix it we'll try to restore it and don't worry if not anyway so they credited me like 200 bucks

00:42:04.180 now not the cost wow but 200 bucks i'm also talking to cozy earth and they've got their 10

00:42:11.800 year guarantee okay and so i think i'm gonna maybe get a freshie you're gonna you're gonna get a

00:42:18.140 and 200 bucks i'm going yeah i didn't go to the website i saw dry clean only on the tag and and 0.93

00:42:23.240 that's what i did to the dry cleaner point is i'm seeing who else can fuck me over in regards to the 0.57

00:42:29.020 same blanket and how many directions can i be um you know warrantied and and reimbursed but i think 0.78

00:42:35.920 i'm going to come out on top of this one so now what do i do i go okay i have this flat and it's

00:42:41.160 it's still a blanket it's just not you know functions as a blanket but it's kind of heavy

00:42:45.220 is like sort of dense i go waterproof duvet throw it over a couch outside i don't know i start i

00:42:52.920 start i start thinking about things like that but point is and again i'm not yet a rinse.com

00:43:00.880 spokesperson okay but i would like very much to be because so far i'm i'm impressed i like that

00:43:07.680 they come at night they okay there's just something about how they come at night that really

00:43:11.360 really works all right but the point is it's like you know they're very casual whatever you got you

00:43:16.440 give them but the donation bag has become a new thing you give it in any bag i give to him in a

00:43:21.880 trash bag not to be disrespectful but yeah yeah don't want to don't want them getting confused

00:43:26.200 here here's here's the trick when you're dealing with your own laundry right in any capacity 0.99

00:43:30.340 even gathering it to send it out you are very aware of whether or not you have too much fucking 0.99

00:43:36.680 shit okay it is a great time when you're unburdening your household with dirty laundry 0.99

00:43:43.480 to unburden with donating items so to feel them take away the dirty laundry in a heavy bag full 0.99

00:43:51.080 of you know donation clothing and stuff okay it was on i mean it was unbelievable that's amazing

00:43:58.020 they do that that's a huge so for me that's yeah to all be in one you know sorry i just spaced out

00:44:04.560 remembering this like woman with ADD hack saying like this changed my life and it's like basket

00:44:10.980 basket it's two baskets next to each other on these shelves and each of the two baskets it's

00:44:15.660 like dirty leggings clean leggings and when she takes a clean and and they're there but they're

00:44:20.300 pre and then when when we run out of clean leggings yeah you take the the dirty leggings

00:44:26.720 you go wash that okay it's pre-sorted and then it comes back and and then that slots in as the new

00:44:33.540 clean side wait what it's like uh there's no sorting of clothes it's almost like each category

00:44:39.600 has its own hamper like if you think of like dirty shirt clean shirt yeah right next to each

00:44:44.620 other two oh that's kind of interesting okay and then when the one's full those all get washed

00:44:49.960 together and then oh look i haven't then they switch back there's something interesting about

00:44:54.940 it i think you need to see the video to understand yeah but but i think it is fundamentally interesting

00:45:00.360 especially if you're doing your own laundry oh yeah you know okay um we're a moment away from

00:45:07.860 switching to product corner folks what are your thoughts on a public dog um slobbering all over

00:45:14.440 you you mean one with its own account at a restaurant or at a coffee shop around the street

00:45:18.260 a public dog coming over to you and kind of jumping up muddy paws visible paw marks on the

00:45:26.780 on the pants it's not great i gotta be honest it's not great i mean i think i think muddy

00:45:34.380 paws on your there's a moment yeah so i had muddy paws on the pants is the owner has dishonored 0.81

00:45:40.480 you know the owner needs to get the shit together because because by the way muddy paws on my pants 0.91

00:45:46.520 the guardian lucky for you lucky lucky for you these aren't prized pants lucky for you these 0.99

00:45:52.380 are going to go in the wash later. Lucky for you. But let's be clear. If I were wearing

00:45:57.020 some of my other pants and muddy paws, bang, bang, above the knee, the thighs,

00:46:03.780 it's not, you can't do that. Well, fundamentally people need to...

00:46:09.200 And then you have to react. Not only then, when that happens, not only do you have to pretend

00:46:13.440 that you don't care, I found myself overcompensating. Well, of course.

00:46:18.240 Oh, it's okay. It's okay. I love it. That's my favorite smell in the world.

00:46:22.380 i actually think pants are hideous unless they have a stain on them like no no it's um i i was

00:46:28.680 doing the same thing because by the way the the owner's not going oh my god i'm so sorry i'm 0.98

00:46:33.080 mortified because even that you go but i've had situations where they don't say shit no they don't 0.95

00:46:38.480 say shit and you know what they're doing and and this this this goes for a variety of scenarios 0.97

00:46:43.440 okay like i mean certainly children let's get real you know but like you're almost doing all 1.00

00:46:50.260 the overcompensating that's meant to be overlapping with their wild apologies but their wild apologies

00:46:55.280 are not there yeah it's like yeah it's like it's like you're you're waiting to be cut off almost

00:46:59.820 yeah oh like really you should be cutting them off with no but because you're like an act okay

00:47:05.780 you know and by the way this is one of the most i think fundamental nearly impossible tasks in

00:47:10.620 acting how do i know because i watch it fail on on television and film near constantly which is

00:47:17.100 the line has been written with a dash meaning they got interrupted in the middle of that line

00:47:22.000 oh i know i know and hey let's watch an actor pause in the middle oh my god look there's and

00:47:27.640 then yeah i just don't know why you well that's what you always say yeah but write them two

00:47:31.800 freaking lines you know yeah it's like right i go oh this is gonna be this is an interruption

00:47:38.260 it's like so i think what's happening with you is the dog's doing the thing and and what should

00:47:45.880 be happening is they're apologizing and and you're interrupting them with just like oh no

00:47:50.180 it's like their silence you're going oh no and then you have to generate more lines because

00:47:56.880 they haven't been written it's like they should be talking they're not so you're over talking

00:48:00.900 exactly totally look completely i know there's my girl there's my girl oh wait i just did that

00:48:08.780 thing oh yeah yeah no remember when when you were the boob the common boom of course it's the heart

00:48:14.080 it's the hardest it's one of the hardest times i've ever laughed in my life you could think it

00:48:19.680 this dollar you'd be able to get it get a bottle of water coming out of your ears is that what i

00:48:26.220 said okay we've crossed over to private conversation fully floating bobbing in water again

00:48:31.200 okay okay okay there's a full private that's a deep cut no we talked about it on the all right

00:48:40.600 16 years ago yeah that's yeah that's one for okay gotta go see you in product corner see

00:48:45.980 in product corner where the brands get dropped love you love you

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