Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - This is Not My Friend

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00:02:39.300 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:40.780 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:41.900 And this is Poogh, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

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00:02:53.800 Today's topic, loosely speaking, 1.00

00:02:55.560 the woman that made in the witch shaft rock to rock.

00:03:03.120 What's going on today?

00:03:04.680 What is going on?

00:03:06.600 Oh, well, the Wellbutrin prescription meds drama continues.

00:03:11.000 Okay.

00:03:11.280 I'm also having meds drama on my migraine stuff, but continue.

00:03:14.580 So evil.

00:03:15.620 It's bad out there.

00:03:17.820 I'm starting to think I need to go with some kind of local

00:03:22.120 and I don't even know if they exist.

00:03:23.660 I was Googling like a local pharmacist.

00:03:25.940 Yeah, a communist pharmacist.

00:03:27.680 Yes.

00:03:28.340 Someone who has got me.

00:03:30.440 Yeah.

00:03:31.400 Where it's like...

00:03:33.160 You're not in the care mark system.

00:03:34.460 I control myself from throwing my phone.

00:03:36.580 Whoa.

00:03:37.240 You know when you're like...

00:03:39.120 I don't know.

00:03:39.720 I was able to understand that like

00:03:41.120 I'd only be hurting me.

00:03:42.180 Now my phone is already destroyed.

00:03:43.660 Like it's already cracked, whatever.

00:03:44.860 Yeah.

00:03:45.380 But so first of all,

00:03:46.980 there's like this song on the CV.

00:03:49.880 So CVS hangs up.

00:03:51.800 Okay.

00:03:52.500 What does CVS do?

00:03:53.380 They hang up.

00:03:54.080 Oh, I've got CVS Caremark.

00:03:55.280 I know all about their games.

00:03:56.900 So then I've even asked them and I said, should I call the doctor?

00:04:00.500 I mean, should I call the prescription line or, you know, use it?

00:04:03.200 Click through, pretending I'm a doctor or whatever.

00:04:05.180 They're like, yeah.

00:04:06.280 The guy yesterday is like, yeah, I mean, two, two, you know, hit two, two.

00:04:09.400 And then I'm like, what do I say when they pick up?

00:04:11.520 He's like, look, like, because I was like, I hear it.

00:04:13.280 It's like one pharmacy call, one pharmacy call.

00:04:15.220 You know, I know they're in hell.

00:04:16.480 I Google it, read it, right?

00:04:17.920 They're like, they're like, yeah, we just hang up.

00:04:20.120 Like, they're fully like.

00:04:21.500 you know understaffed and the whole thing right so it's just it's chaos it's beyond so i'm a day 0.98

00:04:30.340 i'm a day uh i'm a day in without my will butrin oh it's so fucked up and it's like 0.84

00:04:37.240 you know i i don't know whatever it's it's so hopefully it's coming it might come today and 0.94

00:04:44.320 insurance isn't covering it and i don't know say i listen i'm gonna get off the pills

00:04:49.760 after 15, 20 years?

00:04:51.780 No, stay on them, girl.

00:04:53.760 I'm, who cares, but whatever, my insurance, yet again. 0.85

00:04:57.360 They go, yeah, they just dropped your migraine medicine last month.

00:05:00.160 Yeah.

00:05:00.380 So instead of $5, they want me to pay $860.

00:05:05.100 And I went, well, guess what? 1.00

00:05:06.180 Then I'm not going to take my medicine, cocksuckers. 1.00

00:05:08.800 And now I'm back into it with my neurologist office, whatever. 1.00

00:05:11.960 But the day, the mood, the day, I have to say,

00:05:14.980 I had this feeling, and we all know that the day,

00:05:19.760 Like one's life is just a series of states you have to move through, you know, like you just have to know. And it's like when you're in the depths of the sadness or the frustration, you know, you know, you come out the other side, but it's hard to imagine it. And it's so like today.

00:05:34.320 I've never imagined coming out the other side.

00:05:36.260 That's not true.

00:05:37.360 Depression, I know I will.

00:05:39.040 Totally.

00:05:40.240 I was lifted by commerce,

00:05:42.540 but today I just woke up.

00:05:44.820 Worst month of sleep of my life this month.

00:05:47.320 Shocking.

00:05:47.940 And I'm a sleeper, okay?

00:05:50.100 Up in the night.

00:05:51.760 It's been horrible.

00:05:53.220 Oh, yeah.

00:05:53.620 Waking.

00:05:54.180 Waking up in the middle of the night.

00:05:56.120 That's so interesting.

00:05:57.740 Waking up.

00:05:58.840 You know what you need to do?

00:05:59.720 Oh, my God.

00:05:59.960 Oh, my God.

00:06:00.420 Huge news.

00:06:00.900 Feasting meal before bed.

00:06:02.320 Keeps you hot all night.

00:06:03.200 Now, the sleep is light.

00:06:04.320 Sleep's not deep

00:06:05.600 But you're out

00:06:06.920 Okay

00:06:08.320 Go on

00:06:09.820 I just remembered

00:06:10.560 Tomorrow

00:06:11.520 I'm seeing this like 1.00

00:06:13.300 Healer 1.00

00:06:13.800 Who's supposed to be wild

00:06:15.740 Who my

00:06:16.580 Colonicist

00:06:17.980 Which I think is a term I made up

00:06:19.340 Because I once said 0.70

00:06:20.040 Colonicist to her

00:06:20.800 And she kind of went

00:06:21.480 What?

00:06:22.640 But I don't know 0.93

00:06:23.140 It's ridiculous

00:06:23.420 It's obviously 0.93

00:06:24.140 We're talking about healers 0.74

00:06:25.760 Whatever she goes

00:06:26.220 Well this guy

00:06:26.860 He's supposed to be like

00:06:27.840 Colonicist 1.00

00:06:28.420 It's absolutely correct 1.00

00:06:29.140 Right?

00:06:29.440 Okay thank you

00:06:30.020 She looked at me like

00:06:31.140 Weird when I said it

00:06:32.400 I mean it just

00:06:33.040 It's correct whether or not

00:06:34.320 the culture recognizes it yeah totally on whatever i'm just i just was it popped into my

00:06:39.860 head that i'm seeing the healer tomorrow because i'm going well i'm seeing i'm not in crisis

00:06:43.040 right i'm feeling great a man yeah he's a man but he's a man who and his wife coordinates it

00:06:48.460 which i like or i actually am neutral but no i think very upper west side totally uh sue you

00:06:55.280 know susan behind the desk yeah you know charles isn't ready for you he had a bad night but i woke

00:07:00.720 up feeling kind of bad for myself so wait what is he i don't know what by the way i don't know

00:07:06.980 i don't know what he does i don't know what he does i'm going in raw blind and all my sleep

00:07:13.620 okay that's great my sleep i continue i mean to know this morning like last night i was getting

00:07:19.500 in bed but i wonder if anyone signed up for the whoop using my code okay okay because there is

00:07:25.640 chaos, but

00:07:26.660 I know I'm trying to hook

00:07:29.640 you, okay? But like, look, what happened

00:07:31.720 yesterday? Did you sleep in the same bed?

00:07:33.520 Look, I'm at 98% recovery

00:07:35.300 today. Good job. Okay. I'm a god.

00:07:37.960 And you feel it. You're sailing.

00:07:40.020 Okay. And then look, let's see

00:07:41.660 my sleep. I don't know

00:07:43.640 why this app, sorry, is working for me.

00:07:45.760 Okay? You love apps.

00:07:47.500 You love that stuff. I'm not shocked at all. No, but

00:07:49.700 they don't always take.

00:07:52.080 They really don't always

00:07:53.720 take. I mean, I don't know.

00:07:55.120 so something's going on

00:07:56.640 the main thing being

00:07:57.900 that I

00:07:58.560 don't have to

00:07:59.720 take it off

00:08:00.280 and charge it

00:08:00.920 charges on

00:08:02.000 yeah yeah

00:08:02.740 again not being paid

00:08:03.600 by Whoop

00:08:04.080 yet

00:08:04.700 would love to get paid

00:08:06.040 never been paid

00:08:07.300 why don't you stop

00:08:07.980 raving about the product

00:08:08.960 we haven't been paid

00:08:09.660 to rave about

00:08:10.280 I begged for a

00:08:12.200 blanket from a Paris

00:08:13.300 you know

00:08:14.320 it's like

00:08:15.120 it's like fur

00:08:15.980 remember that purple fur coat

00:08:17.420 that I got

00:08:18.320 via something

00:08:19.100 wait kind of

00:08:20.020 free people

00:08:20.440 but it's not fur

00:08:21.400 it's vegan

00:08:22.100 yeah

00:08:22.440 it's

00:08:22.980 whatever

00:08:23.900 to say it's vegan

00:08:24.560 it's just like

00:08:25.000 It's not fur.

00:08:25.740 You know what I mean?

00:08:26.400 It gets a little confusing.

00:08:27.480 You're not going to eat it.

00:08:28.200 Yeah, yeah, exact.

00:08:29.460 Unless you're in a pinch.

00:08:30.560 Although there are a lot of plant-based...

00:08:32.220 Well, I'm down that path again.

00:08:34.060 Now I'm down to the active wear question again

00:08:36.140 about the microplastics and I'm...

00:08:38.900 You're fine.

00:08:40.840 I know that hasn't taken for you

00:08:42.480 because you're like,

00:08:43.060 it washes off after two washes.

00:08:44.620 No, I think I understand it,

00:08:46.400 but I just think don't let it haunt you too deeply.

00:08:50.580 Yeah, other than me creating my own line.

00:08:52.820 Well, that I'm full supportive.

00:08:54.160 our line well by the way breaking news but you know i'm clocking in having done three at home

00:08:59.880 tracy workouts okay so this is what happens i'm doing it 30 minutes on my floor moving through

00:09:06.400 the frustration thought of you because it's like hard to kind of wait take us back my brain wasn't

00:09:10.860 working and take us back to you seeing me on the video the whole experience so you're coming to the

00:09:16.640 studio soon we've discussed this you're going to do a trial class whatever i'm so excited i'm dying

00:09:20.400 for it but but i started following along at home doing the like guided you know because the workout

00:09:25.400 i do like i'm used to some like using your own body weight floor pilates moves whatever but

00:09:30.920 there's a thing it's like neurologically like brain stuff like they're not saying left or right

00:09:35.320 i get confused which side did i do all this stuff and i i get frustrated and i go push through i go

00:09:41.760 jacqueline push through jacqueline figured it out no you can figure it out and then i'm looking at 0.92

00:09:47.160 the fucking class and I see Jacqueline Novak. I see you and you look so cute. You have a smile 0.97

00:09:55.140 on your face. Again, you became my daughter. I felt you were so cute, Jacqueline. Oh my God,

00:10:01.560 I was. Yeah. It was just like, I couldn't believe it. I was so happy. Yeah. You were so happy. You

00:10:06.100 had a huge grin on and it was just so sweet. And I, I gotta be in that room with you. I just have

00:10:11.680 to. And by the way, I have to say, and this is, you know, this is the classic thing, right? I did

00:10:16.680 three days in a row, I go, this is my new life. I find myself, I feel great. I go, I already like,

00:10:21.180 I'm like, I see results like three days later. Not possible, but you know what I mean? I just

00:10:24.380 felt it. It is possible. Well, by the way, I'm driving and I'm like engaging the apps. I'm like,

00:10:28.980 oh my God. Oh my God. You know what I mean? I'm like, this is my new life. I literally was like

00:10:32.180 showing my partner. I was like, look, and I was like doing moves like a child going,

00:10:37.300 and look at this and go, and look how I can do this. Like, you know what I mean?

00:10:40.740 Well, literally Chris used to be forced during quarantine to watch the entirety of the workout.

00:10:44.880 so he would sit on the couch

00:10:46.420 he could have something

00:10:47.300 going on the TV

00:10:48.940 and I'd be over

00:10:50.220 on the other side

00:10:51.120 yeah

00:10:51.360 okay

00:10:51.940 and it was literally like

00:10:53.280 honey that's foreplay

00:10:54.200 look 0.98

00:10:54.540 yeah

00:10:54.740 it was like

00:10:55.400 look

00:10:56.380 totally

00:10:57.220 the pride

00:10:57.820 no I felt like a child

00:10:58.860 I was like

00:11:00.160 check out how I can balance

00:11:01.040 on this foot

00:11:01.840 and then

00:11:02.700 yeah exactly

00:11:03.320 but anyway

00:11:04.340 and then guess what happened

00:11:05.540 two days off

00:11:07.340 yeah

00:11:07.880 became

00:11:08.280 clocking at three days off

00:11:10.180 not beating myself up

00:11:11.460 and again

00:11:12.700 it just was hard

00:11:14.040 because 0.89

00:11:14.320 again because of the fucked up sleep like i just i you know whatever it's not helping but the point 0.96

00:11:19.000 is i'm in the point is i'm coming to the class the point is i'm ready to devote um i want to go hard 0.94

00:11:25.380 i want to go my pride when you were like i see you in the video you're my inspiration okay and

00:11:32.660 you were like i pretended i was you or something like i pretended i was you doing it i was like

00:11:36.420 because it can help to be like to play the role of someone who knows it and loves it or something

00:11:42.580 Often we must play the role in order to do the action.

00:11:45.740 Yeah.

00:11:46.120 And then I'm watching, I completely understand because you've been talking about Tracy for years and like you've been fixated on it.

00:11:54.060 And I, after three times, I'm on her Instagram going, let me get this perfectly clear. 0.99

00:11:59.260 I'll do whatever the fuck this woman wants me to do. 1.00

00:12:01.980 I know. 1.00

00:12:02.420 Like I was completely like in it.

00:12:04.900 And then I started watching interviews and this was, and I appreciate this. 0.99

00:12:08.080 And I go, damn, she's hardcore. 0.87

00:12:09.820 because she's on she's doing an interview with like bethany frankel yes or something and bethany 1.00

00:12:13.920 frankel's like well actually how do you talk about you know like yeah she's being wild and

00:12:17.720 she's saying something about like you know but you can't do it every day and tracy's like you

00:12:21.160 have to do it every day oh you have to do it every day she goes sure you can take a day off

00:12:26.200 yeah she goes but we actually have to do it all the time and bethany's like pushing back and

00:12:30.740 because and tracy's like no we have to do it every day sweetie you want to change your life

00:12:37.280 It's going to take every day.

00:12:38.960 Yeah, we're meant to move every day.

00:12:40.480 I mean, Jacqueline.

00:12:41.100 Because first of all, maybe when we were running around the woods, right?

00:12:45.200 Of course.

00:12:46.500 Running for berries.

00:12:47.480 We don't move.

00:12:48.800 Yeah.

00:12:49.680 So this idea of like, I don't have to do it every day.

00:12:52.400 It's like, so yeah, I shoot for every day.

00:12:54.640 No, and I know it's hard because it's very hard.

00:12:57.980 It's difficult.

00:12:59.480 Discipline takes a tremendous discipline in planning and all this.

00:13:02.300 But I want to, for the love of God, I want to do it.

00:13:06.060 And I want to come to class.

00:13:07.420 And I think I actually can come.

00:13:09.800 The bedrock of my day.

00:13:13.120 Well, I know.

00:13:14.240 I want other bedrocks.

00:13:15.840 Like I want my life to be rock to rock.

00:13:19.920 No, I know this to that.

00:13:21.620 But this is what happened.

00:13:23.180 But today, again, I felt woke up devastated by the lack of sleep.

00:13:28.240 And then kind of was like, feeling kind of so emotional.

00:13:31.180 Nothing heavy, but just kind of like, 90 minutes later, I'm sailing.

00:13:35.700 i'm soaring and i go what lifted me a couple things getting out of the house going to a store

00:13:44.580 going to a brick and mortar engaging by the way i tried to engage with someone they weren't their

00:13:49.180 heart wasn't fully open to it and that was hard but i kind of cracked how much did you push

00:13:53.960 not hard not much i start to push i started to do dancing like were you dancing i was all push

00:14:01.680 were you no no I went in kind of there's something about being there's something about seeing people

00:14:08.240 out in the world at cafes it just makes me feel like it's all gonna be okay somehow like and I

00:14:15.180 was sauntering down walking yeah and then I was gonna get flowers for someone and I go in $40 0.95

00:14:22.320 for a bouquet that looked like shit and the laugh the laugh of how expensive um flowers are well by 0.99

00:14:27.540 the way I always underestimate I was always $40 and I go well it's beautiful it was like a rat's 0.99

00:14:32.900 nest from Vons 10 years ago yeah this is obviously an exaggeration but I just was like you cannot

00:14:38.140 be charging me $40 and I almost just caved and went oh I got it and I went no no no no I walk

00:14:43.620 I do the walk I'm walking Larchmont to be clear for those native to Los Angeles yes people are

00:14:49.040 out they're walking dogs children are out they're laughing they're having cupcakes they're having

00:14:53.440 lunch oh my god and then it's true you move through you go everyone's going through it

00:14:56.500 Everyone's got their little tragedies.

00:14:58.080 We're all getting through it together.

00:14:59.600 And then I go into Buck Mason of all places to try to push.

00:15:06.000 I don't know why it's just so funny with that.

00:15:08.820 I have nothing to say against Buck Mason.

00:15:10.500 It was just shocking to hear those words come out of your mouth all of a sudden.

00:15:13.920 Yeah, I know.

00:15:14.240 Because it's so brick and mortar.

00:15:15.620 I feel like their stores are literally brick.

00:15:17.980 And if they weren't brick, they paint it on.

00:15:19.800 Am I wrong?

00:15:20.980 Maybe I just hear Buck and I'm like brick.

00:15:22.900 By the way, I'm not trying to blow them up.

00:15:25.220 They were absolutely fine.

00:15:26.300 I just came in, I came in hot and hard and I wanted to be like, you were like, we're shopping today.

00:15:32.940 Yeah. And it just like, it's fine. And everything was ultimately fine.

00:15:37.460 But I bought a cup from a local merchant, walked by the farmer's market.

00:15:41.940 There was a guy making ceramic mugs. I go, well, I'm going to get one for my mother.

00:15:46.260 And then we start talking. I go, yeah, I really like the, you know, cause he made them.

00:15:50.180 Oh, they're beautiful. Oh, he goes, yeah. You know, a lot of people were talking about his ceramics.

00:15:54.580 I pay him on Venmo

00:15:56.160 it's radical

00:15:58.080 but like

00:15:59.500 the way it lifted me

00:16:00.800 I just couldn't believe it

00:16:01.720 I held the door open for someone

00:16:03.300 did you put it in a bag or did you carry it away between two palms

00:16:05.100 no I asked for a bag

00:16:07.220 but then

00:16:08.080 so it started

00:16:09.380 I had a facial today right

00:16:10.600 I get there

00:16:11.280 wrong day

00:16:12.060 they go

00:16:12.480 you have an appointment next Wednesday

00:16:13.680 not this Wednesday

00:16:14.420 I go

00:16:15.020 oh my god

00:16:15.720 and it was actually fine

00:16:17.060 like I just was like

00:16:17.880 ultimately whatever

00:16:19.000 that took me to the merchants

00:16:21.780 then I'm in a good mood

00:16:23.480 I'm holding the door

00:16:24.500 you know when you hold the door open for someone you go it's almost like there are tears of how far

00:16:29.360 how much are you putting yourself out because like you got to hold sure i went kind of overboard

00:16:33.760 like i was in such a good mood i held it like it's almost embarrassing like i held it like

00:16:36.920 were you on caffeine i saw her coming and i go and she's like oh and it was almost like a

00:16:40.840 then i almost forced like she felt she had to pick up her pace i'm like i'm not trying to force you

00:16:44.560 it was over the top your hat yeah one leg went flying behind the other yeah bow i've had forehead

00:16:51.640 had hit the ground doing a deep bow to a stranger. Yeah. Nose. Yeah. Nose. Broke my nose. Shattered.

00:16:57.180 Yeah. Instantly. Nose shattered, but came back up with a smile. Yeah. Yeah.

00:17:04.740 No, it's a great feeling. And then, you know, and then what about the joke of when you've held

00:17:08.040 it for like nine people and like one of those people goes like, guess you're just holding it

00:17:11.840 today. That's a classic. Yeah. I'll be here all day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Collecting tips. Are we?

00:17:16.980 yeah elevator how are you with the elevator you know the rule is you come in whoever presses the

00:17:22.280 button first supposed to press buttons for everyone but i think it's up to the others to

00:17:26.040 chime in and sometimes people want to forage for their own button i find i just think sometimes

00:17:30.200 it's too much to go clicking for everyone johnny's got us today you know the whole sometimes i think

00:17:35.620 people just want to want to lean and something was going on today because a guy i was going i was on

00:17:41.280 like the ninth floor I'm going down guy gets on on seven he goes thank you and I kind of went oh

00:17:47.240 and then he goes oh no thank you like for stopping the elevator so like he's in a good mood too

00:17:52.160 it's kind of interesting two people kind of in overboard good moods feeling ecstatic

00:17:55.680 thinking for no reason but yeah bouncing off each other kind of yeah yeah like the next

00:18:01.180 bouncing off the walls yeah well it's like it's like you're putting a frame it's like cartoonish

00:18:06.180 The elevator is a cartoonish, mechanical experience.

00:18:09.360 Do you get any nerves in there?

00:18:10.880 It is cartoonish.

00:18:11.380 Getting the elevator?

00:18:12.000 Yeah, do you get any nerves?

00:18:12.480 Absolutely.

00:18:13.500 Yeah, me too.

00:18:14.060 I mean, I get nervous every time I go on stage.

00:18:16.480 Same with the elevator.

00:18:17.520 Same.

00:18:18.100 On stage, nervous every time.

00:18:19.340 I think so.

00:18:20.080 Yeah.

00:18:20.540 It's so, I mean, talk about like the performance of, you know, public space, whatever, all

00:18:27.460 of that stuff.

00:18:28.780 The elevator, like, I dare you to walk in an elevator and face the back wall.

00:18:33.360 Society breaks down.

00:18:34.400 I just had a full fantasy

00:18:37.000 of like your next special

00:18:38.160 is called The Elevator

00:18:39.080 and it's an hour

00:18:40.140 in there

00:18:41.200 about elevator culture

00:18:42.280 well

00:18:43.260 imagine that

00:18:44.120 just the elevator

00:18:44.780 no but 0.99

00:18:47.340 from the blowjob 1.00

00:18:48.800 to 0.99

00:18:49.260 to the elevator

00:18:49.940 the elevator

00:18:50.620 nothing's off limits

00:18:51.800 shafts are relevant

00:18:52.900 in both

00:18:53.360 thank you

00:18:53.920 that's true

00:18:54.540 riding the shaft

00:18:55.960 from every

00:18:56.700 angle

00:18:57.420 you know it's unbelievable

00:19:00.120 not to bring your own work

00:19:01.640 into it

00:19:02.280 what

00:19:02.700 here you are right

00:19:03.460 yeah

00:19:03.780 Tell me everything 1.00

00:19:04.660 Girl talking about a blowjob on stage 1.00

00:19:07.180 Somehow 0.99

00:19:08.040 And this could be because you're like a sister to me

00:19:11.540 Meaning that we're so close

00:19:12.940 But somehow

00:19:14.040 I just don't think people are out there seeing you in the world 1.00

00:19:17.300 Picturing a huge cock in your mouth 1.00

00:19:18.920 Do you know what I mean? 1.00

00:19:20.560 You mean despite

00:19:21.760 Like you mean I've done the impossible or something?

00:19:24.240 Yeah like you've done the impossible

00:19:25.380 I mean you know what I mean

00:19:27.900 Like I've managed to

00:19:30.060 Thread the needle

00:19:32.060 You did it.

00:19:32.680 Well, because it's, I mean, it's, I mean, technically it's very prudish and, you know, all that kind of stuff, right?

00:19:39.320 Get them in the door.

00:19:40.520 You know, it's confusing.

00:19:42.720 I just remember this man on this cheeseball radio thing.

00:19:46.620 Like, so are all your, looking down like paper, like radio, like, so is all your work about, I see you got this stuff about pizza.

00:19:53.880 Is all your work about, like, bodily?

00:19:56.840 It was just like. 1.00

00:19:58.480 Fuck. 1.00

00:19:59.380 He's like, blowjobs and pizza, huh? 1.00

00:20:01.500 yeah it was um sorry i'm just really waiting for lima because you know lima sometimes posts 0.97

00:20:09.320 these videos that are just like someone i'm leaving right now we talk about lima every

00:20:13.660 episode so i'm actually going to formally put a gag order on you because until we've received

00:20:18.660 funds the new one

00:20:20.460 and you can keep that in it adds texture

00:20:31.500 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

00:20:38.820 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.

00:20:44.020 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.

00:20:48.040 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:20:49.360 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:20:52.980 No, I am not your guru.

00:20:56.780 And back then, I lied to my parents.

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00:21:01.500 There were years, Ryder, where I could not say your name.

00:21:04.680 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:21:07.320 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:21:10.140 whomever I can, to try to find out what actually happened.

00:21:13.480 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:21:16.400 and not the obvious boyfriend?

00:21:18.080 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.92

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00:23:04.060 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?

00:23:09.400 Welcome to Boys and Girls

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00:24:11.040 I actually had fun last night.

00:24:12.620 Cracked open this company, Good Spirits, I think sent us these like CBD sodas a while ago.

00:24:18.000 I drank one on the couch.

00:24:20.020 I don't know why I put that detail in there.

00:24:21.860 but suddenly the couch became an ocean of comfort i was blazed dude all straight up cbd but oh but

00:24:29.640 it was the classic thing where i'm always like wary of cbd and like is it real yeah and i was

00:24:33.700 like oh this is what i hear about which is like no thc like no psychoactive i wasn't spiraling

00:24:39.220 about everyone i've ever met instead it really was just physically felt like a bonk on the head

00:24:43.740 in a really nice way yeah sent me to bed nevertheless awake at three o'clock spiraling

00:24:49.100 into the unknown not even stress did it send you a bit earlier than usual and that's why you woke

00:24:54.380 up late so good question i was so fucking exhausted because the previous night i did not 0.77

00:24:59.340 sleep well yeah can you believe this so i was in bed 10 30 hardly keep my eyes open i don't want 0.87

00:25:05.880 to take my emergency klonopin because i don't want to get hooked my fear of becoming addicted to

00:25:10.360 anything is so deep that i um i fear it well i understand also around sleep like

00:25:18.120 just wanting to work it out as naturally as you can totally because also i'm lucky it's fine like

00:25:24.080 like right now it's like it's fine if i had a crazy amount of i have a job right now so it's

00:25:30.100 um yeah i can just yeah who cares yeah well you're an artist yeah i mean pirates you know

00:25:39.340 we live by the phone by the phone all day long i'm waiting by the phone

00:25:43.800 I'm kidding we create our own lock

00:25:48.060 I'm just controlling

00:25:50.160 wait I feel like there's a lot

00:25:52.400 to discuss and I just want to like tap

00:25:54.260 into it for a second oh god yesterday

00:25:56.420 I was like I don't have a like basically

00:25:58.340 a headshot okay I was like panicking

00:26:00.320 Google I'm like

00:26:02.080 AI okay they're like upload

00:26:04.180 like you know your selfies

00:26:06.260 and we'll turn it into a headshot like

00:26:07.800 and I'm like oh they're just gonna like clean up 0.89

00:26:10.280 the background whatever

00:26:12.000 Will you please tell me what they did?

00:26:13.220 It was overly AI'd. 1.00

00:26:15.320 Oh, so you look like a little slut. 1.00

00:26:16.720 And I was like, this is hell. 1.00

00:26:17.940 I just wanted someone to do a slightly better background cleanup, lighting, whatever.

00:26:24.660 They created me from...

00:26:28.160 It was terrifying.

00:26:30.440 Please post it.

00:26:31.480 And also, please show it.

00:26:33.320 It's terrifying.

00:26:34.540 Will you text it to me?

00:26:35.820 Yeah.

00:26:36.280 I mean, there's like a hundred of them.

00:26:37.660 Oh my God.

00:26:38.400 And they give you a new torso.

00:26:40.080 like my like they just they're just like here's a torso we think would work well on you and like

00:26:45.600 and it's just like tits and like no and and weird like outfits because they didn't they 0.99

00:26:50.580 didn't offer actor they were like business casual casual professional whore and so I was like 0.99

00:26:56.440 professional whore mix of yeah I think I went with I forget but like it just it was it was 0.97

00:27:03.020 strange because you're staring at going is that me or not like some just one eye staring off like 0.95

00:27:11.080 some looked deranged and i immediately wrote there like if you're not satisfied with the results

00:27:15.700 you know you can get a refund and i'm like i just like there was a little chat window in the bottom 0.81

00:27:19.940 right i was just like refund okay i i rolled the fucking dice how much is it i'm so curious i just 0.73

00:27:26.080 yeah it was like for like 100 photo or 45 or whatever yeah you know i was desperate okay and 0.64

00:27:31.820 And it was like, I'm so tempted to show you them right now, but it's not going to work, right?

00:27:37.380 Wait, let me see if I can pull it up.

00:27:38.920 Oh, yeah.

00:27:39.640 We're going to need to see this stuff.

00:27:41.780 I think I can share my screen.

00:27:44.220 Thank you for getting in touch.

00:27:45.200 I apologize.

00:27:48.080 This is the AI person apologizing.

00:27:50.060 I checked your uploaded images and noticed areas where improvements be made.

00:27:54.140 Happy to offer a compliment to reset. 0.99

00:27:56.820 Like, first of all, I'm like, don't age me up, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:28:00.320 Full body nausea. 1.00

00:28:02.500 Wait, can I?

00:28:04.580 No, I'll just send screen grabs.

00:28:05.800 Just text it later.

00:28:06.620 You can text it later.

00:28:07.440 I feel like one live reaction could be fun.

00:28:09.160 No, no, I want to see it.

00:28:09.900 Just text me one.

00:28:12.020 Dude.

00:28:12.840 Oh, wait, hold on.

00:28:15.060 Some of these are really creepy.

00:28:17.700 I'm imagining AI just, 1.00

00:28:18.960 it's just you with a huge cock in your mouth. 1.00

00:28:22.880 They're like, we ran the numbers on your act. 1.00

00:28:26.780 I'm just seeing a text from you.

00:28:28.040 We often can't see ourselves fully

00:28:29.620 and need our friends to help us.

00:28:31.040 yeah that's true sweet well that's gotta stay in the app

00:28:36.900 you ready kate

00:28:39.920 that's just the first grouping

00:28:45.140 ai will not replace us and i'm here to say it oh my god i'll just tell you some more

00:29:10.240 Jacqueline

00:29:11.460 Some I go okay interesting

00:29:14.180 Well no what I saw

00:29:15.640 Was another life

00:29:17.020 No this is another life

00:29:20.560 This is actually amazing

00:29:22.000 Some are good

00:29:23.940 And I'm sorry

00:29:26.060 Some have upaged me

00:29:27.380 Honey they've radically upaged you

00:29:30.000 Some of these

00:29:30.480 What do you mean some are good doll

00:29:35.080 You are like infinitely more gorgeous

00:29:37.440 Than any of these

00:29:38.200 I guess this is fun

00:29:39.760 like this is you as like Sarah Snook oh like that style sorry to the listener we're gonna post

00:29:45.860 sorry me and like the turtlenecks and yeah yeah but just so the listener understands

00:29:49.500 this is gerange and some of them you are like they've aged you to

00:29:55.700 this one hardly even looks like you

00:29:59.500 but I find this comforting because the AI stuff is so horrifying and I have spent time

00:30:07.200 reflecting on it and i actually get so depressed and scared that i find that i just have to shut

00:30:11.640 down and then not investigate further because it's so overwhelming um the implications but 0.99

00:30:18.100 when i look at this i get a little horny like you fucking like we're fine like these fucking 1.00

00:30:23.620 losers who create this technology who deserve to be tried at the hague like who knows but 1.00

00:30:31.060 But some of the staring at these, like some of these I go, if I met this woman, would 0.96

00:30:38.620 I even like, this is not my friend.

00:30:42.620 I know it's like, if I saw this woman came up to me, I'd go, she looks like my friend.

00:30:47.580 I go, oh, sorry, you kind of have kind of an uncanny resemblance to your friend of mine.

00:30:52.400 But I know that you're not my friend.

00:30:54.460 Yeah.

00:30:55.300 I mean, there's something.

00:30:58.140 God.

00:30:58.720 Yeah.

00:30:58.940 I mean these shall be posted

00:31:00.740 There's like a hundred

00:31:03.140 And there's a lot of them that look like this

00:31:05.800 One actress that I can't remember her name right now

00:31:08.060 And I'm like

00:31:09.420 This is literally the president of the United States

00:31:11.900 Of America

00:31:12.460 And they go we did it 1.00

00:31:15.500 We got a girl in there folks

00:31:17.560 Yeah 1.00

00:31:19.220 And then some of these

00:31:21.580 I mean it's fully me as a realtor

00:31:23.040 I like wanted to do this for myself

00:31:24.560 It's so many different

00:31:26.900 And you know what I should show you

00:31:28.480 I should show you, I should screen grab and show the listeners what I uploaded.

00:31:33.240 Yeah, we're going to have to do a deep.

00:31:34.940 Because that is, I'm like, well, let's go back to, I mean, the fact that a headshot is even relevant anymore.

00:31:42.320 I mean, it's, by the way, not.

00:31:44.360 It's creepy though, like the expressions are not really mine.

00:31:47.580 No.

00:31:48.400 There's a few where I go. 0.99

00:31:50.580 You know, when you see a photo of yourself, I saw a photo of myself recently and I go, well, if that's me, I'm fucked. 0.84

00:31:58.480 i go oh oh i was hum bold wait so what kind of photo was it so it was a weird so to my credit 0.72

00:32:11.480 of why it was shocking it was a bad angle was taken like kind of from the side i'm smiling 0.68

00:32:15.800 like a fucking doofus at something and like and you weren't pleased just see that's always sad 0.83

00:32:22.500 I looked 840 years old and what? 0.99

00:32:26.680 No, like when you see yourself

00:32:27.660 like in a moment of unselfconscious joy

00:32:30.160 and it's not beautiful,

00:32:31.760 that's a hard day.

00:32:33.620 I find a lot of people's statements

00:32:34.920 about their ugly cry face

00:32:36.480 to not be that ugly. 0.96

00:32:37.560 And I'm kind of like,

00:32:38.960 that's not ugly crying.

00:32:40.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:41.160 Anyway, but that's an obvious take 1.00

00:32:42.640 not to be a bitch. 1.00

00:32:44.300 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:32:44.760 From me.

00:32:45.400 Okay, but I just feel like

00:32:47.600 because I sent you these,

00:32:48.860 I need our producer to see them

00:32:50.900 like just for her to know.

00:32:54.280 But when I was a child, okay,

00:32:57.720 there was a trip to the science museum

00:32:59.620 and there was a machine, okay?

00:33:05.800 There was a machine that said it would age you, okay?

00:33:09.260 Our producer was seeing them.

00:33:10.780 I'm sorry, just like the horror reaction

00:33:12.340 had to be seen.

00:33:13.820 It was so funny.

00:33:15.080 It's so funny.

00:33:16.200 There was a machine that you walked up to

00:33:17.700 and I was like eight.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, okay, amazing.

00:33:19.720 And then you walk up and it takes a photo of you.

00:33:21.420 I'm going to start crying.

00:33:22.040 Just the thought of this is so profound.

00:33:23.640 I know.

00:33:24.080 And it's like going to age you to like 85 or whatever.

00:33:28.340 It was like such a weird machine.

00:33:32.160 And what you, like it was not what it would be today.

00:33:34.380 Like it wasn't even a photograph.

00:33:35.700 Like it was like some, you know, and all it changes like a haunting half image.

00:33:41.080 Wait, what?

00:33:41.500 Sorry.

00:33:41.740 I was moaning about technology changing so quickly.

00:33:43.960 It's like so fucking insane, but keep going. 0.77

00:33:46.140 So it was like a hologram. 0.85

00:33:47.060 hologram it was like a so it was like a blurry pixelated like vision of the future yeah but it

00:33:54.760 was absolutely haunting like they could have shown me anything okay just to see something other than

00:33:59.820 the self you know what these look like i just realized they look like um when they do the age

00:34:04.180 advancement for the missing children oh yeah that's exactly what it is okay i love staring at

00:34:09.620 those staring at those like i would stare at those mailers and they're like might look like this now

00:34:15.820 and you're just like that's so fucking crazy oh my god so it's so tragic just sending an arrow 0.97

00:34:23.540 into the future praying it's going to pierce the heart of your lost dead child like maybe all 0.98

00:34:28.260 survive earth but um i did old age makeup for something once and it was yeah actually twice

00:34:35.120 but um it was shocking because it was kind of surreal to look in the mirror and be like

00:34:40.380 right

00:34:41.360 no I've always thought

00:34:42.540 it would be helpful

00:34:43.200 if I could just fully

00:34:44.340 but then I was into doing

00:34:44.600 photos of me

00:34:45.660 completely naked 0.73

00:34:46.420 with the face 0.55

00:34:47.600 yeah

00:34:47.840 aged

00:34:48.360 where are those

00:34:49.580 where are my old

00:34:52.240 photos

00:34:52.640 well it's like

00:34:53.180 it's like

00:34:54.120 it's like

00:34:54.840 that's like

00:34:55.320 treated in movies

00:34:56.580 like you know

00:34:57.640 as horror

00:34:58.340 totally

00:34:58.860 like the beautiful maiden

00:35:00.000 turns on her faces

00:35:01.400 until you see her face 0.88

00:35:02.700 she turns

00:35:04.080 yeah

00:35:04.500 and

00:35:05.560 you know

00:35:06.900 it can be surprising

00:35:07.960 I don't know if you've ever

00:35:08.740 like seen someone jogging

00:35:10.140 who you think is 16 okay I'll just be real oh yeah and it's a 16 year old and you know good

00:35:15.460 for her right oh yeah or you know I'm saying 16 hyperbolically but of course a young woman okay

00:35:21.200 and then turns and she's older oh yeah yeah and like yeah something psychologically occurs like

00:35:30.760 whoa you know and it's like it's like what's going on there like I'm just trying to think

00:35:37.140 Like, yeah, the woman, the maiden, the witch, you know what I mean?

00:35:40.420 Like the whole thing of where in film is the aged man, you know, like screaming at the

00:35:47.760 aged man.

00:35:48.360 And it's nowhere because, of course, he continues to sire.

00:35:51.600 He continues to sire till death.

00:35:53.860 I know.

00:35:55.140 The siring till death, you know, the squirting out of the rotten seed of the 90-year-old

00:36:01.540 impregnating.

00:36:03.100 Wait, what?

00:36:04.100 Oh, the 90-year-old impregnating.

00:36:05.820 Yeah, yeah, I know.

00:36:07.140 Well, I was really focused on how Al Pacino has a baby now.

00:36:11.300 Exactly.

00:36:11.800 Or something.

00:36:12.940 But then isn't there a thing about, well, I've heard this, you know,

00:36:16.280 sperm count is like globally dropping, which is hysterical on the rules.

00:36:20.380 Cell phones in the pockets or whatever.

00:36:21.720 Cell phones in the pockets.

00:36:22.540 It's like, there must be something evolutionarily.

00:36:24.100 It's like, you know, you'd have to think.

00:36:25.800 It's like, yeah, it's time to wrap it up, folks.

00:36:27.880 Yeah.

00:36:28.500 It's done.

00:36:29.600 By wrap it up, ew, I'm not referencing a condom.

00:36:32.100 I'm just referencing the earth.

00:36:34.260 Like civilization wrapping up. 1.00

00:36:36.240 due to our destruction of earth we we all knew if anyone thought you by the way you you fuck 1.00

00:36:41.540 yeah well you never know you fuck mother nature she'll go i'm taking your sperm away you fucking 1.00

00:36:46.980 loser yeah like this is crazy it's gotten so out of hand but it's not kind of there's like a 1.00

00:36:51.100 beautiful there's like obviously a poetry to that it makes complete sense and i obviously half i 0.98

00:36:55.740 actually less than half know what i'm talking about but i've heard this that it's like sperm

00:36:59.120 count is dropping oh yeah they don't know how to they can't have sex and they don't know how

00:37:03.240 and they can't even get you pregnant. 1.00

00:37:06.220 Yeah. 0.78

00:37:07.640 That sounds right.

00:37:09.000 Yeah.

00:37:09.580 I mean, I don't know what the cause of it is.

00:37:11.700 I think it's like a lot of stuff.

00:37:13.660 It's definitely a lot of stuff.

00:37:15.340 You know, we're half plastic, we're half lead.

00:37:18.320 I know.

00:37:19.660 It'd be interesting if we started,

00:37:20.980 if the plastics,

00:37:22.880 if we started adopting their interests,

00:37:25.440 like, you know,

00:37:27.000 like those viruses that

00:37:28.820 make you behave certain ways to spread themselves,

00:37:31.500 like that whole thing.

00:37:32.580 no what well sometimes it's like sometimes it's a like same as the microbiome like the sugar

00:37:39.940 like the sugar eating microbiome is like manipulating our behavior to like yeah they're

00:37:45.160 like yeah that's not hunger that's like the alien screaming within you well i felt the scream for

00:37:50.440 sugar um i've been obsessed with making it's been really fun um fruit fruit bark chocolate fruit

00:37:56.240 You know where you like take raspberries, melt, Coke, chocolate on top.

00:38:02.480 It's really heaven.

00:38:03.460 And I did a banana bark, sliced bananas, almond butter, drizzled chocolate on top in the freezer.

00:38:09.440 And I like felt myself driving home faster.

00:38:14.560 I was like pushing the pedal down.

00:38:17.940 A little more force.

00:38:20.180 Got home, felt like I wanted to rip off all my clothes or run to the freezer and excitement for the treat.

00:38:26.240 But making fruit barks at home, it's really fun.

00:38:30.160 Kids love it.

00:38:31.480 I'm thinking of, so I'm getting served cabbage and cottage cheese recipes to a level that is.

00:38:36.280 Oh, I see it, Jacqueline, because on the Pooh Instagram, the Discover Weekly, yeah.

00:38:40.100 Oh, really?

00:38:40.900 Sorry, not Discover Weekly.

00:38:42.020 Wow, I'm getting algorithmic forces mixed up.

00:38:44.560 That's Spotify in Instagram.

00:38:46.980 No, that's interesting.

00:38:47.940 It's happening over on Instagram because I'm just on my personal.

00:38:50.460 but like these cabbage guys

00:38:52.840 and there's one

00:38:53.920 it's like

00:38:54.340 it's like all the stuff

00:38:56.760 you can do with the cabbage

00:38:57.260 but everything is cottage cheese

00:38:58.680 right now

00:38:59.120 like I know

00:38:59.740 everything is cottage cheese

00:39:00.980 so everything is about

00:39:01.820 pureeing cottage cheese

00:39:02.600 out of her mind 0.70

00:39:03.520 sick 1.00

00:39:03.940 she's like four pounds 1.00

00:39:05.280 she's like 1.00

00:39:06.180 she looks

00:39:06.940 I mean it's like terrifying

00:39:08.240 and then it's sort of like

00:39:09.220 promoted as like

00:39:10.480 to get your protein

00:39:12.180 you know what I mean 0.99

00:39:13.060 yeah she's like 1.00

00:39:13.300 protein 0.97

00:39:13.740 it's just like

00:39:14.220 yeah

00:39:14.580 it's a little odd

00:39:16.220 but right now

00:39:16.840 there's a sort of

00:39:17.500 and I love cottage cheese

00:39:18.400 I have to be honest

00:39:19.040 I love it

00:39:19.820 I just adore cottage cheese.

00:39:21.660 But some of these people, they've gotten out of hand.

00:39:23.080 And I even tried to make the cottage cheese ice cream a while ago, 1.00

00:39:25.780 and it was shit. 0.99

00:39:26.820 And it's just like blueberries and cottage cheese pureed and frozen. 1.00

00:39:29.740 It was something.

00:39:30.480 It wasn't that, but it was something like that.

00:39:31.920 The texture was completely off.

00:39:33.080 I'm not saying it's not possible to achieve it,

00:39:34.860 but it's just, it was way off.

00:39:37.420 I mean, if you want to make, I mean, I remember,

00:39:39.680 I thanked God, like when I first made this like full fat ice cream

00:39:46.740 with I think Allulose or something

00:39:48.960 was like the Boca Sweet,

00:39:50.580 the kabocha squash-based sugar.

00:39:54.120 What?

00:39:54.720 You heard me.

00:39:55.260 Where do you get that?

00:39:55.900 Yeah.

00:39:56.240 Dark web.

00:39:56.880 Online for like $100.

00:39:58.660 B-O-C-H-A, okay?

00:40:00.880 Boca? 1.00

00:40:01.360 There's this woman. 1.00

00:40:02.280 Yeah, there's this woman. 0.92

00:40:03.320 Sounds amazing. 1.00

00:40:04.020 Her website's like

00:40:04.760 all day I dream about food

00:40:06.380 or all day I dream of food.

00:40:08.180 Carolyn Ketchum or something.

00:40:10.660 And some of her recipes,

00:40:12.900 but I got an ice cream maker

00:40:14.020 and I was like full fat cream,

00:40:15.840 almond milk,

00:40:16.740 and like Boca Sweet or Bocha Sweet.

00:40:20.200 And it goes...

00:40:21.520 I'm saying a pound for 12 bucks.

00:40:23.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:23.800 I just said 100 because...

00:40:25.100 No, no, but Little Brown is prepared to spend 100.

00:40:27.320 Yeah.

00:40:29.940 And...

00:40:30.220 Not actually.

00:40:30.780 Everyone relax.

00:40:31.420 The creamiest, most delicious.

00:40:32.880 You know what I want to do?

00:40:33.900 An ice cream collab.

00:40:35.260 But I just don't know if I can sell the people on...

00:40:37.300 I'm trying to grunt.

00:40:38.100 Listen... 1.00

00:40:38.380 Allelos on... 1.00

00:40:39.480 What are you seeing?

00:40:40.260 No, no, no.

00:40:40.560 I'm thinking about...

00:40:41.360 Didn't I send you this a while ago?

00:40:42.480 Sorry to interrupt. 0.52

00:40:42.980 But the Ninja... 1.00

00:40:43.980 There's a Ninja thing that makes ice cream.

00:40:45.900 and like what out of fruit out of banana no it's no no it's like a ninja thing you could put in

00:40:50.760 like protein powder whatever okay yeah and then it like makes it either thick kind of thick

00:40:57.000 a little bit interesting i sent it to you i saw one of these instagram freaks using it i um very

00:41:05.380 curious about this kombucha yeah i see it ice cream maker not kombucha no i'm sorry kombucha

00:41:12.220 squash okay sorry sorry sorry i know that bocha kabocha kabocha i want to i want to see the

00:41:21.120 ingredients because i'm complete wait you've got to be kidding me ingredients kabocha extract and

00:41:26.540 xylitol yes what oh interesting xylitol but how much that's interesting okay well i mean i i'm

00:41:34.180 only saying allulose because i like it it works is allulose the one that makes it cool

00:41:40.020 no that's xylitol that's the one i hate no that's erythritol which cannot be avoided sometimes

00:41:46.640 but i made so many bad desserts with eryth during the erythritol years and then and then the

00:41:52.060 allulose appeared and it was like heaven sent and i i made vanilla ice cream that was absolutely

00:41:58.940 delicious and i was like i can i can just eat ice cream all day by the way rebel is off the

00:42:04.760 shelves like where is it i noticed rebel is no longer being carried somewhere that i

00:42:09.100 Whole Foods.

00:42:10.180 Was that it?

00:42:11.020 Honey, I went to Whole Foods.

00:42:12.060 I go, where's Rebel?

00:42:13.580 If they opened a store.

00:42:14.720 I'm sorry, am I wrong to think that they would own Los Angeles?

00:42:18.620 A brick and mortar?

00:42:19.440 I think you're completely correct.

00:42:20.980 Hey, speaking of an ice cream that I'm obsessed with,

00:42:23.500 and I would love to reach the founders directly,

00:42:25.620 and here we are.

00:42:26.920 Here's my plea. 1.00

00:42:27.880 Awan, A-W-A-N.

00:42:30.300 Astonishing coconut-based ice cream.

00:42:32.580 It is crazy delicious.

00:42:34.920 They do like coconut, chocolate, coffee, strawberry.

00:42:37.280 and they have a brick and mortar in West Hollywood.

00:42:39.800 I want to talk about strawberry ice cream for a second.

00:42:41.760 Let's go.

00:42:42.440 People, by the way, it's very taboo.

00:42:44.960 It's unreal.

00:42:46.660 People are afraid.

00:42:48.400 One time, me and my friend went and got an ice cream,

00:42:51.100 got a strawberry ice cream cone and ate it in the sun.

00:42:53.820 And we were just, we went back and got another.

00:42:56.120 It was heaven.

00:42:57.180 That's amazing.

00:42:58.160 We were like, heaven. 0.98

00:42:59.840 I used to get fucking strawberry soft serve at Ray's on Avenue A. 0.97

00:43:06.200 You're familiar with Ray's. 0.95

00:43:07.160 the tiny little still there what kind of place it's truly like a tiny tiny ancient yeah it's

00:43:14.480 been there so it's like it's like keith herring used to go the place that had the the juices

00:43:19.180 like the little like hut yeah i'm confused because there was juicy lucy no i'm really

00:43:23.120 wanting to know now yeah i'm picturing the thing on first and and houston this place is on house

00:43:28.540 and it's like on i want to say i want to say it's like between i'm holding us up by trying

00:43:33.160 by needing to know.

00:43:35.180 I know me too.

00:43:35.980 I need to know too.

00:43:36.820 I lived there.

00:43:37.900 I know.

00:43:38.220 I know exactly. 0.98

00:43:38.740 I fucking lived there. 0.98

00:43:39.660 I lived down the street. 1.00

00:43:41.120 What's going on?

00:43:42.160 Ray's Candy Store,

00:43:43.520 Deli on Avenue A in East Village.

00:43:46.240 Still in business.

00:43:47.260 Still in business.

00:43:48.080 Yep.

00:43:48.400 Frozen yogurt.

00:43:50.200 Egg cream,

00:43:51.000 soft serve,

00:43:51.520 frozen yogurt,

00:43:52.620 beignets,

00:43:53.420 fries,

00:43:53.880 and coffee.

00:43:54.300 If Rebel has fallen,

00:43:57.540 I'm going to ask Rebel

00:43:58.940 that they use their facilities

00:44:00.120 and remaining product,

00:44:01.660 okay,

00:44:01.900 right? To just turn everything into Poog ice cream. The Poog ice cream brand now.

00:44:06.840 And we go from there. I'm completely down. I don't know what we could bring them,

00:44:10.100 but I think we could bring them, our listeners. Sorry, I'm overwhelmed and about to cry because

00:44:13.740 I'm here on the Ray's Wikipedia and the owner, Ray Alvarez, who I've personally purchased ice

00:44:18.200 cream from. I don't know if he's still living. It's just like him behind the thing in a Yankees

00:44:22.500 hat and it makes me want to absolutely- I told you about when I ran into like 10 years later,

00:44:27.580 like the guy

00:44:29.600 with a smoothie truck

00:44:31.120 like in New York City

00:44:32.400 and it was like

00:44:33.760 the guy that

00:44:34.300 for a period of time

00:44:35.240 I went and got this

00:44:36.340 sort of smoothie

00:44:37.480 slash milkshake thing

00:44:38.920 like nightly

00:44:39.600 and I like

00:44:40.900 spotted him

00:44:41.500 in a new location

00:44:42.360 like 10 years later

00:44:43.380 and I was like

00:44:44.260 hey

00:44:44.860 it's me

00:44:45.900 did you chat?

00:44:46.520 did he remember you?

00:44:47.020 and then I was like

00:44:47.500 you gave me a tattoo

00:44:48.340 I mean like a sticker

00:44:49.380 a fake sticker

00:44:50.280 and you like pulled one out

00:44:51.060 it was like 1.00

00:44:51.640 that shit is 1.00

00:44:53.260 unmatched 1.00

00:44:53.480 that will keep you

00:44:54.040 living a long life

00:44:55.100 why do you think

00:44:56.120 Ray Alvarez over here

00:44:57.360 is 182 because he's serving soft serve

00:45:00.300 because he has deep meaning in his life.

00:45:02.160 He has his storefront.

00:45:03.620 He's seen the same people for years.

00:45:05.400 This is crazy.

00:45:06.360 Anyway, I used to get a strawberry soft serve cone at Ray's.

00:45:22.560 This is Ryder Strong,

00:45:24.180 and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

00:45:26.200 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.

00:45:32.220 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.

00:45:35.940 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:45:37.280 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:45:40.920 No, I am not your guru.

00:45:44.680 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:45:47.320 I lied to police.

00:45:48.640 I lied to everybody.

00:45:49.580 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:45:52.540 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:45:54.980 to interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists, whomever I can to try to find out

00:45:59.960 what actually happened. Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:46:04.320 and not the obvious boyfriend? They have had this case for 30 years. I'll teach you sons of

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00:47:53.300 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?

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00:48:58.520 Will someone just get us first class flights somewhere?

00:49:02.200 I was just imagining being somewhere with you. I don't even care where.

00:49:05.420 Well, we did receive a very generous Catalina offer

00:49:08.880 that I'm very eager to take these people up on.

00:49:11.880 We'll wait until we go before we...

00:49:13.660 But let's do that.

00:49:14.340 But we could be seeing...

00:49:16.500 We could be...

00:49:17.220 Fish.

00:49:17.480 I wonder if there's any Seabobs.

00:49:18.860 There's a major snorkel.

00:49:20.080 Oh, did I send you that thing that a listener sent?

00:49:23.280 It wasn't Seabobs, but it was similar.

00:49:25.340 It looked like an underwater motorcycle.

00:49:27.640 I don't know.

00:49:28.740 It looked phenomenal.

00:49:29.740 It looked like everything we care about.

00:49:30.820 wait my earphones are making me look elizabethan do you know what i'm talking about what do you

00:49:37.820 mean like the strong part and then these it's like if i had the braids oh like kind of like

00:49:44.340 i see that completely like 0.92

00:49:46.520 yeah i see it i think it's brave that i look like shit on the poog videos well 0.91

00:49:55.360 it's stunning but 0.94

00:49:57.680 I think it's brave

00:49:59.140 I think it's brave to keep recording

00:50:02.280 going we're not going

00:50:03.800 we're not going anywhere

00:50:05.260 and we've got the community behind us

00:50:07.380 I continue to be humbled 0.99

00:50:08.880 brought to my knees by the hags 0.99

00:50:11.200 by the messages, the photos

00:50:13.240 a lot of stuff you know

00:50:14.540 when someone's manning the inbox

00:50:16.480 it comes through, some things are missed

00:50:18.680 just please know

00:50:20.240 if you don't get a response

00:50:21.780 please know

00:50:24.000 It means more than anything.

00:50:25.020 The appreciation is there, even if nine years later we find it.

00:50:27.360 It's true.

00:50:28.560 I had a friend start listening to Poog and ask about HAG and sort of be like, so just like, what is a HAG?

00:50:37.100 Oh, yeah, totally, totally.

00:50:38.240 You know, and I was like, it's you, it's me. 0.97

00:50:41.060 I was like, well, you know, we weren't going to be like, this week, the ladies of Poog, you know? 1.00

00:50:46.580 Yeah, the Pooglets. 1.00

00:50:48.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:49.680 The Poogsters.

00:50:50.820 I mean, can you imagine the wrong hands, this podcast?

00:50:54.000 in the wrong hands

00:50:56.940 how about this 1.00

00:50:57.680 if you are a hag 1.00

00:50:59.260 and you have a child 1.00

00:51:00.840 your baby 1.00

00:51:02.060 can be a poogster 1.00

00:51:03.400 until they 1.00

00:51:03.920 I can't even say it

00:51:05.100 I was going to say 1.00

00:51:06.120 they can be a poogster 1.00

00:51:06.720 until they reach one 1.00

00:51:07.420 no that's a hag 1.00

00:51:08.340 your baby's a hag 1.00

00:51:09.080 yeah your baby's a hag 1.00

00:51:10.800 that's cute 1.00

00:51:12.000 there's got to be some

00:51:13.300 they're listening

00:51:15.760 they probably get it

00:51:16.880 there are definitely

00:51:17.840 babies

00:51:18.720 and they're

00:51:20.680 and they can hear us

00:51:21.780 hello

00:51:23.160 Hi, baby. 0.97

00:51:25.020 Let's even get someone's baby to perk up.

00:51:27.460 So let's see if someone's baby is being forced to listen in the back.

00:51:29.520 Young enough for the curse.

00:51:31.460 Hi, it's us.

00:51:32.740 Hi, honey.

00:51:33.120 We'd love you to buy our merch in 10 years.

00:51:36.320 Yeah.

00:51:36.840 Planting the seed. 1.00

00:51:38.180 We could do hag baby stuff. 0.94

00:51:39.840 The hag jumpers. 1.00

00:51:41.340 My mom's a hag. 1.00

00:51:42.840 My dad's a hag. 1.00

00:51:44.160 Wow. 1.00

00:51:45.260 My parents are parents.

00:51:47.760 My aunt, my aunt.

00:51:49.620 All the aunt stuff.

00:51:50.460 Wait, what do you mean? 1.00

00:51:51.660 you know it'll be like my aunt's a smoking hot bitch or whatever these like onesies 1.00

00:51:56.940 they're like yeah yeah it's like this it's this like my aunt is sexually active 1.00

00:52:04.820 no right it's the sexual the sexual activity of the aunt is so like i guess it's just because

00:52:12.920 you have a family structure sometimes and you have like the unmarried aunt figure just a sibling

00:52:19.460 I've referenced myself as Uncle Kate

00:52:21.200 to many of the young

00:52:22.840 cousins.

00:52:25.440 Uncle.

00:52:28.180 It's a good word.

00:52:29.980 Uncle.

00:52:31.120 And Uncle Productions.

00:52:37.560 The other day I didn't sleep

00:52:39.360 and I was up all night

00:52:41.920 whatever it doesn't matter.

00:52:43.500 And I went to another thing. 1.00

00:52:46.020 Fucking on your back. 1.00

00:52:46.780 Fucking on all fours. 1.00

00:52:48.200 upside down she was on set folks you'll see okay and i was laughing from no sleep oh and made me go 1.00

00:52:59.580 oh shit do i need this no in the mental health routine yeah stay up all night no no because i 0.85

00:53:06.960 was like no arguably i have been like i have been like crying out to god in the night since 0.99

00:53:12.080 yeah really so maybe like well i mean always at bedtime well i cry out to god as well just going

00:53:19.540 hello yeah yeah no but but you know i lie there and it's you know time to connect

00:53:26.620 before and just go okay okay what's going on uh but but i was laughing i was cackling i was free

00:53:34.620 and i was like no it's fun it's a drug is being alert once a year full sleep deprivation because

00:53:40.640 it will make you lose your mind um there's something about um i was on an email trying

00:53:47.340 to email a water company um the people that do my filter and i go god i haven't even considered

00:53:54.680 i should tell them i'll give them free promotion on my podcast for a kickback because i you know

00:54:00.860 do this under the sink filtration system and ain't cheap but it changes your life when you put that

00:54:04.880 in that was huge huge and i've been emailing them like hey haven't gotten back haven't gotten back

00:54:09.620 And yesterday, I respond, hello, question mark, question mark, like eight times, guys, exclamation point, question mark.

00:54:15.180 And then I go, ha, ha, ha, ha, to keep it light.

00:54:17.440 And I repeat the question.

00:54:18.600 They responded this morning.

00:54:20.540 And I go, is that?

00:54:21.100 What did they respond with?

00:54:22.620 Positivity?

00:54:23.180 A very dry email informing me of a price that I find to be too high.

00:54:27.020 Yeah.

00:54:27.600 Oh.

00:54:28.280 Yeah.

00:54:29.940 Wait, I'm just realizing that I have a meeting now.

00:54:32.860 I forgot about.

00:54:34.120 Okay.

00:54:34.600 A call.

00:54:35.480 I love that.

00:54:36.000 But we barely got started and I wanted to talk about face masks that I paid through the nose on.

00:54:41.200 I got influenced late in the night.

00:54:43.600 By what?

00:54:44.120 I'm kind of excited about them.

00:54:45.000 What is it?

00:54:45.460 I don't know.

00:54:46.480 Biodance.

00:54:47.020 Show, show.

00:54:47.800 Probiotic galactomyces.

00:54:49.560 What's the brand?

00:54:50.220 I can't read it.

00:54:51.960 Biodance.

00:54:53.180 Yeah, and I just got sold on Instagram.

00:54:55.800 Like I bought it within seconds.

00:54:57.400 Ooh.

00:54:57.880 And I'm wondering, I don't know yet.

00:54:59.380 I have to do a little more research.

00:55:00.540 Okay, great.

00:55:01.260 Report back.

00:55:02.460 Okay, well, enjoy the call.

00:55:03.860 Love you.

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