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00:02:39.300 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:40.780 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:41.900 And this is Poogh, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

00:02:46.600 Two uncamable intellects.

00:02:48.400 This is our hobby. 0.99

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00:02:52.140 This is Coog.

00:02:53.800 Today's topic, loosely speaking,

00:02:55.660 micro and master,

00:02:57.260 Cook's Corner, 0.54

00:02:58.420 vessel for aggression.

00:03:03.920 Unfolding right now. 0.99

00:03:05.920 I just got fucking stung. 0.98

00:03:08.060 No. 0.99

00:03:08.940 By a bee.

00:03:09.560 Okay.

00:03:10.400 I don't know.

00:03:11.360 So I'm like,

00:03:12.720 what's going on?

00:03:13.920 First of all.

00:03:15.580 Okay, so.

00:03:16.880 Walk me through.

00:03:18.500 I mean, of course I'm going,

00:03:19.620 you know, like,

00:03:21.420 what

00:03:22.620 am I having an allergic reaction

00:03:24.920 I don't feel like I've been stung

00:03:27.740 since like I was like in fifth grade

00:03:29.900 so I'm like what the hell is going on

00:03:31.540 so what happened

00:03:32.700 you gotta see look

00:03:34.140 but I can't see oh ew if I may

00:03:37.300 sorry oh my god

00:03:38.860 no I just might know if it's

00:03:41.260 so the center

00:03:42.500 it's a welt with a

00:03:44.700 red dot very

00:03:46.860 pronounced in the center

00:03:48.100 I just hope I don't go Macaulay Culkin

00:03:50.820 Did you scream?

00:03:52.600 You know what I'm talking about, right?

00:03:53.880 Yeah, my girl.

00:03:54.860 Oh, yeah, honey.

00:03:55.580 I was raised on the stuff.

00:03:56.520 So I feel—I know, we both were.

00:04:00.720 Now, it is saying—I just did a quick Google, and I was like—because I immediately have curiosity.

00:04:06.800 Okay, so I'm walking down towards my apartment in the grass, right?

00:04:10.900 Barefoot?

00:04:11.940 No, but I'm in these, like, slippers that are these, you know, felted Birkenstock mules, okay?

00:04:20.060 Okay.

00:04:20.280 and I feel the equivalent of like a tiny needle okay now sometimes I feel things that are so small 0.89

00:04:28.620 like it's like insane so I'm like what the fuck like and so I lean down and it's not like I look 0.91

00:04:33.820 it's not like I look down and I see a bee or something okay I look down I see nothing but 0.99

00:04:38.700 but I bend down I'm like I see something like the tiniest dot and then I'm like what the fuck and 0.79

00:04:43.320 And I'm like, oh my God, I think that's like the stinger. 0.98

00:04:46.500 Okay.

00:04:48.460 So like minuscule though, like invisible practically, but a dot.

00:04:52.780 Like, so I was like, something's going, there's a bug on me.

00:04:54.460 It's like biting me right now or whatever.

00:04:56.460 And then I pulled it out or it wasn't like so small.

00:05:00.020 And then I put it on a leaf.

00:05:02.880 I put it on a leaf and then I just put it in plastic rack.

00:05:06.400 I was like to Chris, I was like, in case we need to show the infectious diseases doctor.

00:05:11.100 Yeah, smart.

00:05:11.900 In case like I'm about to, you know what I mean?

00:05:15.520 But it did say ice to prevent swelling and it said something else.

00:05:19.140 Oh, an antihistamine, but.

00:05:22.000 I think you're doing beautifully.

00:05:25.220 Take an oral antihistamine.

00:05:26.920 No crying.

00:05:27.720 If itching or swelling is bothersome.

00:05:29.700 But the fear, the light fear of is my chest?

00:05:32.520 No, I don't think you know.

00:05:34.040 I think the light fear, because I've done this too, of course, you're like, oh, is that?

00:05:38.780 I think you'd be, you would know.

00:05:40.560 That's the solace

00:05:42.080 I just wonder what got me

00:05:43.540 I didn't used to be like

00:05:46.400 Stingable

00:05:48.420 No, I feel something weird on my arm

00:05:51.100 First of all, by the way, this is comical

00:05:52.780 What is that on your arm?

00:05:53.960 One, two, and three

00:05:57.380 Those band-aids?

00:05:58.920 Yeah, these are sport

00:06:01.300 Extreme sport band-aids

00:06:03.800 The only thing that stays on during a Tracy Anderson workout

00:06:06.260 You heard me 0.55

00:06:07.060 Okay, I put on this hydrocolloidal

00:06:10.440 flew off.

00:06:11.760 Yeah, of course.

00:06:12.180 Flew off into the forehead

00:06:13.100 of another workout person.

00:06:14.820 You know, not really,

00:06:15.420 but like so disgusting, you know?

00:06:17.520 A loose band.

00:06:18.080 I hate a Band-Aid.

00:06:19.320 A loose Band-Aid swimming pool.

00:06:21.380 Did you cut?

00:06:22.000 I know.

00:06:22.320 Did you cut yourself chopping?

00:06:25.120 Here we go.

00:06:26.000 So.

00:06:26.760 Well, we have a huge gift that landed.

00:06:29.160 The Wonder Oven has landed.

00:06:31.460 Yeah.

00:06:32.540 And I did burn myself using it.

00:06:34.980 Okay.

00:06:35.300 With enthusiasm.

00:06:36.460 Corporate's not going to like that,

00:06:37.440 but that's okay.

00:06:38.280 Yeah.

00:06:38.680 We don't blame the oven.

00:06:39.420 I don't think they'll mind.

00:06:40.740 I think they know.

00:06:41.260 No, it's real.

00:06:42.400 That.

00:06:42.900 It's very Striganona.

00:06:44.060 They know it's a hot.

00:06:45.900 I just, I forget.

00:06:48.120 You know, it's also sort of ADD in the kitchen.

00:06:50.940 Yeah.

00:06:51.880 Okay, I don't know if.

00:06:52.920 I left a message at an ADD doctor's clinic.

00:06:56.740 And they haven't gotten back to me.

00:06:58.320 And that's abuse.

00:06:59.420 Are you serious?

00:07:00.200 Can you believe that?

00:07:00.820 It's like I texted you.

00:07:02.380 I was in the middle of like a frozen.

00:07:03.640 I was like on my bed, naked, couldn't move the to-do list.

00:07:06.900 That's when you reached out to a doctor.

00:07:08.060 I'm doing it.

00:07:08.820 I'm doing it right now. 1.00

00:07:09.420 this ends now she could have picked up the phone and saved my fucking life but instead 1.00

00:07:13.480 she traded me like a whore well that's like right well my doctor told me because I remember I was 0.99

00:07:21.320 like maybe I should try one of these other ones Vyvanse whatever see what it feels like to have 0.95

00:07:25.780 the quiet mind again and she was like yeah like you might want to check with the pharmacy first

00:07:29.980 like everyone's out all the time I know I know I've ordered from Canada by the way my meds are

00:07:37.180 coming from canada and i'm waiting thank god i'm like waiting on generic i'm like riding the generic

00:07:42.980 wave for for two weeks okay i don't know if i either started to mention this because like it

00:07:48.200 was it was sort of significant that i had a julianne moore okay magnolia pharmacy do you know 1.00

00:07:57.080 oh my god you know death in your house do you have death in your house okay fuck you okay 1.00

00:08:01.520 This is a monologue from 1.00

00:08:04.580 Monologue from Magnolia

00:08:07.280 If anyone hasn't seen it

00:08:08.940 Just Rushed Run Tonight

00:08:10.220 One of the most formative films

00:08:12.720 That created me 1.00

00:08:14.080 I sucked on the men's cocks 1.00

00:08:17.840 Oh yeah 1.00

00:08:19.200 I mean 1.00

00:08:20.480 She's a fucking actor right there 1.00

00:08:22.760 Are you fucking kidding? 1.00

00:08:24.680 Julianne Moore's Where You Go Acting's Real 1.00

00:08:26.240 Anyway yeah 1.00

00:08:28.280 She does like a genius in the pharmacy 1.00

00:08:30.980 scene. You fucking motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:34.100 You fucking motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:35.520 Right? That's how it starts. 1.00

00:08:36.280 You fucking motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:38.300 The breath being part of the speech. 1.00

00:08:41.420 Her mink coat or whatever the fuck she's wearing. 0.99

00:08:43.420 She's wearing a fur coat, I recall. 1.00

00:08:46.140 Stunning.

00:08:47.140 And let's not forget Frank T.J. Mackey's

00:08:49.320 Tom Cruise's

00:08:51.540 character, Tom Cruise, in his most

00:08:53.280 stunning performance ever.

00:08:56.700 Frying

00:08:57.220 bedside.

00:08:58.720 You know what I heard? That in preparation for that role,

00:09:00.780 was like Tom Cruise like devised that character himself basically sorry that was inaccurate but

00:09:06.000 I heard he like he like designed the character he like designed the room like the speech room

00:09:11.700 where he's doing it he like set it up at his house and was like made it like a play for himself

00:09:15.340 and then I think invited P.T. Anderson over was like this is what I think could be making it up

00:09:20.060 might have come to me in a dream but um um wait I'm wait I'm breaking through wait so in the

00:09:25.720 pharmacy but yeah well tell me what you're being through what wonder of it I just want to tell you

00:09:29.920 a little more about

00:09:30.540 I think it's rich

00:09:31.320 okay

00:09:31.680 my pharmacy thing

00:09:33.100 so

00:09:33.480 like yeah

00:09:35.240 I kind of had this

00:09:36.320 where I have to speak loudly

00:09:38.060 because

00:09:38.560 clarity

00:09:39.180 they're across the

00:09:39.960 you know

00:09:40.400 plastic divider

00:09:41.360 whatever

00:09:42.740 and so it's always

00:09:43.860 the show at the 1.00

00:09:44.780 goddamn pharmacy 1.00

00:09:45.820 the show for the line 1.00

00:09:46.820 you know what I mean

00:09:47.440 oh no

00:09:48.100 yeah

00:09:48.660 always

00:09:49.100 and it's like

00:09:49.860 I don't care

00:09:51.260 in that way

00:09:52.340 it's just

00:09:52.840 it's more like

00:09:54.200 the personality

00:09:55.240 being on display

00:09:56.780 it becomes this kind of play

00:09:58.460 and it's like

00:09:59.420 Get on your knees and streaming right now on Netflix, everyone.

00:10:03.960 I know.

00:10:04.860 I mean, I usually am wearing my merch.

00:10:07.140 I'm just getting a lot of lines.

00:10:08.500 I got to make sure the, you know, yeah.

00:10:12.680 Logo on the front.

00:10:15.080 Sweat shirt slung over the shoulders in the back.

00:10:16.920 Yeah, totally.

00:10:17.300 Everywhere I go.

00:10:18.460 All right.

00:10:18.780 So basically like getting a lot of pushback.

00:10:23.240 We had this like insane experience.

00:10:24.880 Getting a lot of pushback on the situation and the whole thing.

00:10:28.440 And finally, the like, are really expensive.

00:10:32.100 I mean, I wouldn't, yeah, like, you don't want to try the generic.

00:10:36.880 And I'm like, I've tried the generic, okay?

00:10:39.360 And then he goes, it's the exact same thing.

00:10:42.320 No, no, it's literally the exact same thing chemically, okay?

00:10:47.180 What'd you say, what'd you say?

00:10:48.740 You know, right?

00:10:49.560 Because you're like, I was like, well, so there were a couple of questions rapid fire.

00:10:53.940 But I was like, well, it's not the exact same thing because legally they can't.

00:10:59.320 He's like, well, yeah, inactive ingredients, whatever, whatever.

00:11:01.720 And I'm like, well, they're my doctor.

00:11:03.420 Okay.

00:11:03.840 So is it for smoking cessation?

00:11:06.240 Okay.

00:11:06.400 Is it for smoking cessation?

00:11:08.220 You know, we'll be trying like, is it for smoking cessation?

00:11:10.880 Because maybe anyone uses a major depressive disorder.

00:11:14.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:15.340 Bitch. 1.00

00:11:15.900 I'm like, no, I've been on it for 20 years. 1.00

00:11:18.000 Yeah.

00:11:18.700 Major depressive disorder.

00:11:20.160 i have tried the generic and i went downhill fast maybe my doctor's crazy maybe my doctor's

00:11:27.280 lying to me there we go there we go i go i go maybe it's placebo okay you know i'm like i didn't

00:11:33.600 say maybe it's all in my you know like crazy in my head like and we're i'm teetering on a lie

00:11:40.160 you know what i mean but like my doctor believes in that lie you know like it was like i didn't it

00:11:45.460 It wasn't that bad, but I did say like major depressive disorder.

00:11:50.040 And then like, even though, you know, whatever, whatever.

00:11:52.540 It was just like, I sometimes I'm like, guys,

00:11:56.340 can't you see that I've filled this prescription at CVS for like 15 years?

00:12:03.180 An eternity, yeah.

00:12:03.900 And it's always like, any questions?

00:12:05.740 I mean, I'm sorry.

00:12:06.360 I know that like maybe they don't have it all pulled up.

00:12:09.280 Whatever, whatever.

00:12:10.540 And Chris is like fuming at my side.

00:12:12.380 But in those situations, it's like,

00:12:15.460 you know, he's not allowed to like speak, you know what I mean? Cause it's like only one,

00:12:21.460 if we're coming from both of us, like, it's like, you know, and I almost want, I almost want the

00:12:25.100 satisfaction of defending myself, you know what I mean? It's like, whatever. So I just, but I

00:12:30.060 start to, I actually started to unwind a little and, and maybe, yeah, maybe it's in my head, but

00:12:36.340 you know, my doctor, that's what my doctor's having me do. So maybe, yeah, maybe like I started

00:12:42.080 to like question again and then i like i texted her like is it like i know i had a problem and

00:12:48.880 i start to go like well did i just find did i decide that that was the problem way back when

00:12:54.100 and then thus created you know and she's like she's like it's not in your head like people have 0.58

00:12:59.160 issues i don't know i i don't fucking know i don't know like but it was um compelling and 0.86

00:13:08.160 then i called the canadian pharmacy and it was superior well they were fucking kind yeah yeah 0.82

00:13:16.040 of course they're like how you doing today was like yeah couldn't we get you fixed stuff 0.91

00:13:21.020 they're like we do have the brand you know and the whole thing and just even little like snags

00:13:26.460 along the way and and i i just sorry love oh love i mean i know i'm doing a british irish

00:13:34.340 but i go irish whenever i leave america but i think that um but then in the uk i love this

00:13:42.440 sorry love shit i love all that sweet talk i think it's fun oh yeah oh yeah you mean you're 0.76

00:13:48.660 not like don't call me love no no no no how dare you no but i just mean like i loved when i was in 0.97

00:13:55.360 london doing my show like the ticket takers i could have cried at the theater like hello darling

00:13:59.580 oh thank you darling

00:14:01.300 can I take that

00:14:02.160 you love

00:14:02.920 oh

00:14:03.220 I'm sorry 1.00

00:14:04.920 those who are British 1.00

00:14:05.880 are you know 1.00

00:14:06.440 cringing at my

00:14:07.480 I'll fetishize you 1.00

00:14:08.820 till the day I die 1.00

00:14:09.360 that kind of

00:14:09.940 and people

00:14:10.440 yeah

00:14:11.000 I'm sorry

00:14:11.460 it changes the culture

00:14:12.280 I mean they've got

00:14:12.860 their own stuff going on there

00:14:14.140 that's wild

00:14:14.640 but

00:14:14.980 but I do love that

00:14:16.240 when you just did that character

00:14:17.780 though with the darling

00:14:18.720 okay

00:14:19.300 okay

00:14:20.000 I actually heard

00:14:21.060 I flashed back to like

00:14:23.060 my theater run

00:14:24.940 in London

00:14:25.860 and I was like

00:14:26.460 I feel like I remember

00:14:27.640 a couple

00:14:28.240 there were some women that had that tone and darling stung like like the sting on my ankle

00:14:35.900 yeah do you know what i'm saying no well of course it's a vessel it can be a huge vessel

00:14:39.760 for aggression yeah but um yeah sometimes when it feels the certain kind i mean dare i say it

00:14:45.260 is it the men like that i just like like the sort of bartender like right like you know you know who

00:14:51.400 like topping me off like top you off like i had some tough folks at a when i actually i didn't

00:14:59.060 lose it but i had a thing where going to see a friend's music show classic situation where it's

00:15:03.800 like you're on the list right immediately panic right because it's not going to work something's

00:15:07.880 going to happen you know and like it often doesn't well i go up it does eventually i'm on the list

00:15:12.800 i get vip wristband and i get a special ticket that says oh i'm watching in the balcony right

00:15:20.500 i go get in line the guy they are miserable some of the most miserable men i've encountered

00:15:26.120 and god bless it's fine but they go oh where's your ticket and i went oh um i just kind of i was

00:15:33.360 like i didn't have a ticket and i show him my he goes you need a ticket and i go i have to go wait

00:15:39.120 back in the line and the woman i go oh hi um i didn't the guy is saying i need a ticket to get

00:15:45.700 let in he goes she goes yeah i need a ticket to get into the show i go yeah no no of course but

00:15:50.400 Well, yeah, you gave me that this is this is this is that I can feel my heart starts pounding and I go, yeah, no, of course you gave me this.

00:15:58.880 And I show her the ticket.

00:16:00.140 I show her the wristband.

00:16:01.000 I show her the thing.

00:16:02.000 She goes, what's your name?

00:16:03.680 Looks it up.

00:16:04.140 She goes, it says you have a ticket.

00:16:05.800 I go, yeah, I think they probably left it.

00:16:08.920 They go, no, I don't have a ticket for you, but it says you have a ticket.

00:16:11.840 And I go, well, I don't have a ticket.

00:16:13.580 I never received a ticket.

00:16:15.220 Is this not valid for a ticket?

00:16:16.240 I mean, this was, she, I, I'm sorry.

00:16:20.700 She was enjoying keeping me out of the show.

00:16:23.840 It was just, I felt that there was a pleasure and I go, I get it.

00:16:26.900 No, I, I'm sure people are rude at the booth.

00:16:29.340 Oh yeah.

00:16:30.140 Well, by the way, guess who I'm ready? 0.99

00:16:31.620 Guess who I'm ready to drag through the mud and all fucking, 1.00

00:16:35.040 Oh, here comes a cease and desist, bitch. 1.00

00:16:38.080 ADT is a scam. 0.99

00:16:40.180 And when I say scam, I don't mean it's an actual, here's what I'll say.

00:16:44.660 Here's what I'll say.

00:16:45.480 I grew up with fear

00:16:47.580 all around ADT

00:16:48.700 okay

00:16:49.100 the point is

00:16:49.960 I've been

00:16:51.220 I think the thing about ADT

00:16:53.120 is that

00:16:53.680 they charge you so much

00:16:55.460 I have the most

00:16:56.520 at my current place

00:16:57.920 I have the most

00:16:58.720 I don't have cameras

00:16:59.560 I don't have a doorbell camera 1.00

00:17:00.680 I don't have any of that shit 0.99

00:17:01.420 I just have the most basic 1.00

00:17:02.260 bop bop bop bop bop

00:17:03.220 right

00:17:03.460 oh wow

00:17:04.460 I've realized now

00:17:05.280 I've been charged

00:17:06.060 an amount that is so

00:17:07.560 so egregious

00:17:08.880 oh no

00:17:09.340 that it would make

00:17:09.920 monthly

00:17:10.700 geese

00:17:11.640 across the country

00:17:13.120 yeah

00:17:13.760 I'll tell you right now

00:17:14.720 I've been charged $70 a month for ADT, which by the way,

00:17:19.220 guess who flagged this as being, as being a high charge, rocket money,

00:17:22.360 rocket money. Yeah. 70, rocket money said, this seems high. I go, interesting.

00:17:28.660 Yeah. So guess what? I've moved over to simply safe bitch,

00:17:33.440 which in this is not an ad and apparently they do do a massive podcast ad.

00:17:36.760 So believe it or not, this is an organic integrated ad, half the price.

00:17:41.000 Yeah. Because apparently this whole thing is that ADT,

00:17:43.160 Like they get kickbacks from the real estate companies or whatever the fuck. 0.54

00:17:45.880 So they charge you up the whole, 0.95

00:17:47.980 and I'll stop.

00:17:49.420 I'll just say this was on the phone for an hour and 15 minutes to talk to

00:17:52.820 eight,

00:17:53.720 eight different people.

00:17:55.020 Each one giving me different answers was a shocking and I never lost it at

00:17:59.000 the end.

00:17:59.320 I go,

00:17:59.540 I got,

00:17:59.920 but then yesterday I canceled the account yesterday.

00:18:01.800 I get three missed calls from them and I call anyway,

00:18:05.180 I just,

00:18:05.700 who cares?

00:18:06.180 But the point is,

00:18:07.300 and some of the customer service reps,

00:18:09.160 I was having fun with them.

00:18:10.520 We were laughing.

00:18:11.380 Oh,

00:18:11.700 it's Monday.

00:18:12.380 Oh my God.

00:18:12.800 we're that far from Friday

00:18:13.740 didn't I know

00:18:14.640 right

00:18:14.940 I'm practically wanting

00:18:16.360 to stay with ADT

00:18:17.040 just for this person

00:18:17.940 yeah

00:18:18.460 and then one of them

00:18:19.080 actually says to me

00:18:19.760 yeah they're gonna do this

00:18:20.820 because they want you

00:18:21.300 to just like stay

00:18:22.000 so they're just gonna

00:18:22.900 keep bouncing you around 1.00

00:18:23.980 and fucking with you 1.00

00:18:24.820 they didn't say that 1.00

00:18:25.820 but they said you know

00:18:26.400 they're gonna just keep

00:18:27.040 passing you around

00:18:27.900 because they just want

00:18:28.720 to lock you in

00:18:29.900 and go finally

00:18:30.920 honesty in this business

00:18:32.120 but anyway

00:18:33.000 yeah

00:18:33.420 it's a it's my own

00:18:34.420 senile thing

00:18:35.220 of just being like

00:18:35.880 well if it's more

00:18:36.740 then I guess

00:18:37.340 no more is not better

00:18:38.820 charging extra

00:18:39.700 doesn't mean you're

00:18:40.280 more safe

00:18:40.960 you know what I'm

00:18:41.880 trying to say

00:18:42.320 the point is

00:18:43.600 I empowered myself

00:18:44.780 and I went with

00:18:45.220 SimpliSafe

00:18:46.080 guzzling out of

00:18:51.040 an air one jar

00:18:51.800 guzzling element water

00:18:53.300 but by the way

00:18:53.880 I bought your electrolytes

00:18:55.000 wait

00:18:55.380 how are you

00:18:56.960 able to afford element

00:18:59.040 or are you still

00:18:59.760 on the freebies

00:19:00.760 this is the free stuff

00:19:01.500 okay I

00:19:02.860 I ran out of the free stuff

00:19:04.160 because

00:19:04.460 you know one

00:19:05.240 I've been using

00:19:06.240 one a day

00:19:07.060 since

00:19:07.560 we first got them

00:19:09.020 except I don't drink

00:19:11.300 I can't with the

00:19:12.140 chocolate and the caramel flavors.

00:19:13.840 I know that it's gross. I know I got you all excited

00:19:16.300 about it because I was doing it as hot cocoa.

00:19:18.060 And the hot drink is okay.

00:19:20.000 No, you can't do it cold. Oh my God.

00:19:21.620 You can't do it chocolate cold.

00:19:23.820 I put my electrolytes in my water bottle.

00:19:26.420 It's very like Kelly Reba treat.

00:19:27.980 And I take it to Tracy's.

00:19:30.720 So that's what I'm guzzling during

00:19:32.320 class.

00:19:34.320 It has to be a cold drink.

00:19:36.980 You know what I mean? Or a room temperature drink.

00:19:38.660 So I went to order it

00:19:40.760 but I forgot there was one other piece of the pharmacy thing,

00:19:44.240 which was so then the other moment was,

00:19:47.060 oh my God, 1.00

00:19:47.680 it was so fucked up. 0.99

00:19:48.820 So I go over to the pickup area and I'm buying three pills for like $270 to 0.99

00:19:54.140 buy me a few days to see if maybe it's going to come from Canada.

00:19:56.940 Right.

00:19:58.160 And we go through that with this,

00:20:00.920 you know,

00:20:01.080 and I'm re-explaining the whole scenario every time.

00:20:03.860 And then it's like,

00:20:04.780 what's your birthday?

00:20:05.580 And so now I just go up and I go,

00:20:07.200 can I just,

00:20:07.640 let's just start by,

00:20:08.680 I'll just give you my name and my birthday.

00:20:10.060 I pull up my information because they're going to anyway.

00:20:12.960 And then they're like, what's going on?

00:20:14.480 Whatever.

00:20:14.780 It doesn't matter.

00:20:15.460 So they're not like that, actually.

00:20:16.880 That's not at all what they're like.

00:20:17.940 Okay.

00:20:20.080 So I'm handled over at the pickup window.

00:20:25.140 I buy the three pills and I go, just so there's not a whole thing,

00:20:27.820 because there was a whole thing with central filling and this whole,

00:20:29.620 it was stuck and they couldn't, even though they had the medicine right there,

00:20:31.980 they couldn't legally move it from the other thing, whatever.

00:20:35.320 It's like, so I go home medless again.

00:20:37.680 Okay.

00:20:38.120 Well, they've got it behind the counter.

00:20:40.060 But so I pick up three and I go, how do I ensure that in a few days I can come back and buy another three or whatever?

00:20:47.400 Like not when I come back, you have to reprocess the whole thing because you've sent it back or whatever weirdness is going on there.

00:20:54.020 And they're like, go over to the pharmacist line, like the drop off line, right?

00:21:00.580 And just have them run it now.

00:21:02.900 So it'll begin to be processed.

00:21:04.900 And so I go on over the line.

00:21:07.560 I explained to that guy

00:21:09.540 who's 10 feet away 1.00

00:21:10.360 from the woman 1.00

00:21:11.000 I was dealing with

00:21:11.760 and he just

00:21:13.620 doesn't understand

00:21:14.840 and I'm explaining

00:21:16.580 and explaining

00:21:17.360 and explaining

00:21:17.980 and we

00:21:19.820 I'm just saying

00:21:20.580 I'm just trying to put this in

00:21:21.620 so in a few days

00:21:22.360 I can come back

00:21:22.980 and either buy it

00:21:23.700 and either

00:21:23.920 pay the money

00:21:25.380 or

00:21:26.000 the thing has not happened

00:21:28.040 like the stuff

00:21:29.080 has come for me

00:21:29.640 and I don't have to pay the money

00:21:30.720 so then I won't pick it up

00:21:31.960 and I won't pay

00:21:32.500 but I need it ready

00:21:33.580 in case

00:21:34.100 right

00:21:34.440 even I understand

00:21:36.880 over and over again

00:21:37.740 in every way

00:21:38.820 in every possible way

00:21:39.920 and he finally

00:21:41.520 sort of gets there

00:21:42.360 and processes it

00:21:43.440 and I'm like

00:21:44.580 but I don't want to buy it now

00:21:45.720 and he's like

00:21:46.200 so you're telling me

00:21:48.780 after all of that

00:21:50.420 you don't want to buy it tonight

00:21:52.100 okay

00:21:52.580 no

00:21:54.340 okay the after all of that 0.99

00:21:55.920 can you fucking believe 0.97

00:21:57.480 okay 0.99

00:21:57.860 oh

00:21:58.140 oh

00:21:58.500 this is reminding me of something

00:21:59.760 but yeah

00:22:00.200 yes

00:22:00.740 no it was just like

00:22:02.360 and I was like

00:22:03.460 as I said

00:22:05.140 like I didn't do any of the

00:22:06.340 as I said 1.00

00:22:06.800 I didn't do any of that shit 0.99

00:22:07.540 but I was just like 0.96

00:22:08.320 precisely

00:22:09.820 yep

00:22:11.100 like 1.00

00:22:11.420 yeah bitch 1.00

00:22:12.080 that's exactly 1.00

00:22:13.480 I am trying to

00:22:14.760 like

00:22:15.460 I'm telling you

00:22:16.700 I explained it

00:22:17.480 the short way

00:22:18.000 the long way

00:22:18.460 oh he also

00:22:18.980 I also did a

00:22:19.920 he also did a

00:22:21.440 so

00:22:21.960 if you could just

00:22:23.340 like he said something like

00:22:24.620 do you think you could just

00:22:25.960 give it to me

00:22:26.560 like straight

00:22:27.140 and like I know

00:22:27.680 what the listener's thinking

00:22:28.440 like we've all heard

00:22:29.980 and wished for you

00:22:30.700 to give it to us straight

00:22:31.540 I'm telling you

00:22:32.320 I gave it to him straight

00:22:33.060 I gave it to him every way

00:22:33.940 I gave it to him

00:22:34.400 outline form

00:22:35.000 I gave it to him

00:22:35.580 I gave him a log line

00:22:36.380 and like there are certain areas where I'm on fire

00:22:40.460 and that's one of them

00:22:41.180 it was wild

00:22:42.200 and it was a whole thing

00:22:43.420 and then Canada

00:22:44.140 and I threw in on the phone with Canada

00:22:46.040 like you don't understand

00:22:47.700 like I was like your kindness

00:22:50.640 I was like your care

00:22:53.280 I was like you don't understand

00:22:54.380 and like Chris was like we're moving

00:22:56.000 like you know what I mean

00:22:56.800 I mean America it's like

00:22:58.180 you're like yeah you can't get medicine

00:23:00.200 and kids are shot in the face at close range 0.99

00:23:02.600 like it's just so fucking crazy 0.99

00:23:04.180 like yeah we should all leave 0.95

00:23:06.160 Okay. But, um, but your story also reminded me.

00:23:09.480 And I do want to talk about the wonder I've read an author.

00:23:11.240 No, of course.

00:23:11.860 Take me, but take me.

00:23:13.020 No, cause your story is exactly like this or connected, but I had, you know, I was doing stuff around the house.

00:23:19.060 It was a long day inside. I was like, I gotta go outside. I gotta go outside.

00:23:22.280 I got myself out on my, on my little nature walk. I'm listening to radical acceptance on audio.

00:23:26.820 It's a book I've been meaning to read for years.

00:23:29.420 Yes.

00:23:29.840 It's beautiful out. It's like seven, seven o'clock.

00:23:33.160 It's like I'm having a spiritually transformative experience walking, loving it, right?

00:23:40.120 Sunsetting.

00:23:40.800 I'm like pausing, looking at the sun, going like, God, life is right here in front of me, isn't it?

00:23:45.220 So then I go in this one area.

00:23:46.360 This is one area of the walk where after a certain hour, I guess they shut it down.

00:23:50.260 Like the park shuts it down, whatever.

00:23:52.100 I'm walking through this path and then I get to the gate where normally I exit and it's locked.

00:23:55.520 And I go, oh, I guess I'm here too late.

00:23:57.580 I turn around.

00:23:58.580 And then I get excited because people are walking toward me.

00:24:00.600 And I kind of got this, my heart skipped to be like, I'm going to tell them, like I have, I get to, I'm going to now engage with the other, you know, so I kind of, I go, so there's like a family that kind of, you know, it's like kind of elderly, a couple with their, who I presume is their daughter or something.

00:24:12.440 I'm like, Hey guys, it's locked.

00:24:14.100 I know.

00:24:14.840 I know we're going to have to walk.

00:24:16.140 And then I'm walking.

00:24:17.000 And then I see a couple more parents.

00:24:18.600 I go, here we go.

00:24:19.720 Community access.

00:24:20.880 I go, I go, Oh man, they locked it.

00:24:23.980 You're kidding.

00:24:24.660 I, I've never been in here with me neither.

00:24:26.480 I've never seen.

00:24:27.020 Oh my God.

00:24:27.620 Having a great time, right?

00:24:28.360 It's heaven.

00:24:28.640 We're walking back.

00:24:29.420 or walking back I see posted at the entrance the park ranger or whatever whoever he is right

00:24:35.040 so he's waiting for all of us to leave to lock it and I start preparing my smile okay I start

00:24:40.720 preparing my yeah of course here we are in nature it's a beautiful evening in Los Angeles and I'm

00:24:46.840 walking toward him and I know that he's not looking like I can't get his eyes and I was like

00:24:51.080 okay whatever I'll just get closer and I'm about to prepare my smile he's looking beyond me and I

00:24:56.060 see because there was this amazing like a crane had landed there's a crane that lands in this one

00:25:00.000 tree and it has a nest it's like cute right and I noticed the crane as I was walking by

00:25:03.560 so he's looking past me at this couple who's stopped to look up at the crane and he shouts

00:25:10.060 past me he goes yeah take your time no no no no no no no no no wait this is incredible this is 0.95

00:25:18.640 incredible this is this is like the pharmacist like I'm gonna fucking kill myself yeah I was 0.71

00:25:22.780 like okay like i was like to be clear jacqueline is referencing for those who don't know one time 0.97

00:25:30.180 when a pharmacist screamed i'm gonna fucking kill myself from behind the partition but when i was 0.68

00:25:34.460 waiting for my antidepressants and like really needed them but can you believe that at this 0.96

00:25:39.380 couple who's pausing maybe six seconds to look to look at a crane to look at a crane i want to be

00:25:44.960 absolutely dead sure i want to be i know i know the answer but i just need to be absolutely sure

00:25:51.460 wasn't a joke he wasn't being joyful

00:25:53.380 no not even that

00:25:54.520 such

00:25:56.800 sincerity that it

00:25:59.500 could only be read as

00:26:01.060 sarcasm

00:26:03.240 because this sometimes happens to me

00:26:04.900 I'm telling you I said to someone

00:26:06.880 he was angry

00:26:08.740 like that

00:26:10.280 I go recently I go

00:26:12.460 cool okay

00:26:14.220 and you meant it and they were like horrified

00:26:17.260 they thought I was like

00:26:19.040 absolutely mocking them

00:26:21.600 This was anger.

00:26:23.060 It wasn't trouble with the spirit of Laura.

00:26:24.740 Take your time.

00:26:25.820 Jacqueline, it was anger.

00:26:27.800 I mean, I couldn't believe it.

00:26:29.200 And here I was, you know, soaring on nature, community, and, you know, the Buddhist, you know, practice of radical acceptance.

00:26:37.440 Is that Tara Brack?

00:26:39.220 Yeah.

00:26:39.500 Or am I saying?

00:26:40.780 Oh, it is.

00:26:41.420 Okay.

00:26:41.620 The trance of unworthiness.

00:26:42.880 Yeah.

00:26:45.200 But unbelievable.

00:26:48.820 believable radical acceptance because of course to accept it all it's a radical act well for sure

00:26:54.440 the pain ride along the joy like folks you got to believe it's radical to be convinced almost like

00:27:01.480 you're like well surely not this oh wait it's radical acceptance so yeah probably this too

00:27:06.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:07.660 Yeah.

00:27:08.360 Thanks, I'd be in the reality of your life.

00:27:18.240 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

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00:27:32.800 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:27:36.320 So no, I am not your guru.

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00:30:50.140 So the Wonder Oven. I burn myself.

00:30:52.460 Whatever.

00:30:52.780 I've cut myself twice

00:30:54.740 I've made aqua pots of fish

00:30:57.680 by the way I'm copying you

00:30:59.180 and I'm making it this summer

00:31:00.560 by the way I want to chime in and say

00:31:02.800 Alison Roman

00:31:03.420 Alison Roman has a fantastic recipe 0.95

00:31:07.100 from years ago that I used to fucking love 0.88

00:31:09.380 it's like a tomato chili cooked fish 0.98

00:31:11.780 it's like white fish in a broth

00:31:13.100 with chili oil

00:31:14.440 well that's very similar to

00:31:16.140 tomatoes and the broth

00:31:19.520 it's in the spirit of that

00:31:20.560 look it up

00:31:21.480 I had aquapazza nightly in Italy.

00:31:24.040 Those will remember.

00:31:24.860 And I was obsessed with the broth.

00:31:26.000 I would have it at my favorite restaurant,

00:31:27.720 Aura's and De Ciccio's.

00:31:31.340 And I've claimed I would make it.

00:31:34.620 And I finally did.

00:31:36.920 And then I did it.

00:31:37.860 I think we're on our third night

00:31:39.960 or fourth night of aquapazza.

00:31:41.740 Boiling the fish in broth?

00:31:43.180 You get the broth really hot

00:31:44.100 and then you dump the fish in

00:31:45.100 and it cooks in the broth?

00:31:46.040 No.

00:31:46.720 I mean, it's a little more complex.

00:31:48.680 Like, it's like, there's different versions, but the essence is, I mean, yeah, it's basically the essence, but you know, olive oil, onions, red pepper flakes, garlic, you know, you're sauteing that until it's, it's, you know, translucent and whatever.

00:32:07.680 And then in goes the tomato, the fennel, capers, and like salted water is sort of the aquapazzo, like classic version, cup of water.

00:32:21.660 Oh, no, sorry, I missed it.

00:32:22.720 But you deglaze the pan.

00:32:24.240 So you're doing that real high first, okay, with the onions and the garlic and the whatever else, right?

00:32:29.500 And the fennel.

00:32:30.180 And then you pour in the cup of white wine.

00:32:34.740 Where's that white wine coming from?

00:32:36.360 I always panic at white wine and recipes

00:32:38.740 I go

00:32:39.060 so I go to a wine shop

00:32:40.480 and I go

00:32:40.920 give me your swill

00:32:42.440 like what are you

00:32:44.080 you know what I mean

00:32:45.560 what's this white wine

00:32:47.020 so I want to be clear

00:32:47.840 you're opening a bottle of white wine

00:32:49.000 you decant

00:32:49.880 I just grabbed a bottle of white

00:32:51.360 and ran over there

00:32:52.500 and I just grabbed a bottle of white

00:32:54.540 that I had on my shelf

00:32:55.500 cracked it open

00:32:56.360 poured a glass for myself

00:32:58.120 poured a glass 0.57

00:32:58.880 there she

00:32:59.700 well a true Italian 1.00

00:33:01.080 there it is

00:33:02.000 for myself and for the pan

00:33:03.540 in it goes

00:33:04.960 because we have some wine

00:33:06.640 from Great Vines

00:33:08.680 that's very fancy

00:33:10.580 yeah well I like literally

00:33:12.740 opened that I'm sure

00:33:14.100 I didn't even look I just saw that it was

00:33:16.880 white and it had to move because like the stove

00:33:18.900 was on okay

00:33:19.860 chewing on camera

00:33:23.060 keep going

00:33:24.340 the sounds and like

00:33:25.700 I tried to

00:33:29.060 sneak a bite on a

00:33:30.200 on a podcast

00:33:32.300 that's shocking

00:33:33.260 keep going

00:33:33.960 well you used to

00:33:34.860 just eat openly

00:33:35.600 on the podcast

00:33:36.300 you may recall

00:33:36.960 do you remember 0.98

00:33:38.060 it was so fucking 0.99

00:33:38.960 disgusting 0.98

00:33:39.380 I'm sorry to everyone 0.95

00:33:40.440 keep going

00:33:41.240 I'm silencing myself

00:33:43.180 to finish this chew

00:33:43.980 so deglaze

00:33:45.080 okay

00:33:45.380 the caramel

00:33:46.400 okay

00:33:46.860 the deglazed

00:33:47.640 the caramelized

00:33:49.080 okay

00:33:49.440 and

00:33:50.400 yeah

00:33:51.040 the water

00:33:51.700 in goes my

00:33:52.580 my cherry tomatoes

00:33:53.740 the fennel

00:33:54.940 I'm trying to think

00:33:55.520 what am I missing

00:33:56.140 and then

00:33:57.400 bring it to a simmer

00:33:58.860 lower it

00:34:01.440 you slide in

00:34:02.960 the thick white fish

00:34:04.400 Jesus

00:34:05.120 and 0.76

00:34:06.040 and it goes

00:34:07.600 and then it's like

00:34:08.340 12 minutes

00:34:09.180 at a gentle simmer

00:34:11.000 it cooks through

00:34:11.940 then you spoon

00:34:12.740 some of the liquid

00:34:13.380 over the top

00:34:13.980 then you do

00:34:15.040 parsley

00:34:15.340 fresh herbs

00:34:16.220 chop chop chop

00:34:17.160 yeah or basil

00:34:17.720 and

00:34:18.440 well

00:34:18.700 you gotta tear the basil

00:34:20.100 you know

00:34:20.500 so the

00:34:21.260 so it releases

00:34:21.980 instead of

00:34:22.540 cooked chop

00:34:23.140 what do you mean

00:34:24.120 wait what do you mean

00:34:25.100 I forget what it is

00:34:26.340 but there's something

00:34:27.000 with basil

00:34:27.600 I'm surprised there isn't

00:34:29.040 a website called

00:34:30.440 torn basil

00:34:31.220 maybe there is

00:34:32.940 or a lifestyle brand called Torn Basil.

00:34:37.120 It would get exhausting though.

00:34:38.660 Hello? Torn Basil?

00:34:39.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:41.240 And then just like,

00:34:42.080 so we're still pushing forward with Torn Basil?

00:34:44.280 Do you think maybe it's time we reduce,

00:34:46.020 like we simplify the company as basil?

00:34:47.920 Or I see them going,

00:34:49.480 well, you see what they did over at Torn Basil.

00:34:51.240 I mean, that's insane.

00:34:52.960 You mean another company?

00:34:54.620 I was imagining a company remarking on Torn Basil

00:34:57.600 and what a huge success the company had become.

00:35:01.240 Right.

00:35:01.300 Well, you saw what they did with torn basil.

00:35:03.500 I mean, before torn basil, like we thought, you know, like I would never have named a torn basil.

00:35:08.120 And then now we just say torn basil, torn basil.

00:35:10.260 We don't even think we're saying a word.

00:35:11.300 I know what you're thinking.

00:35:12.760 This is another torn basil.

00:35:14.540 It's not.

00:35:15.280 People trying to improve upon torn basil because it's that successful.

00:35:18.520 But wait, also in Cook's Corner, which we're now going to call this segment of poo, Cook's Corner, there is.

00:35:26.820 Oh, well, I have a chicken I'm waiting on.

00:35:29.220 I have a chicken in my fridge.

00:35:30.900 because I'm empowered now by my three nights of fish.

00:35:34.660 I'm going, it's time to just make a full chicken myself.

00:35:37.720 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:35:39.500 Well, I was going to say-

00:35:40.440 So that's pretty exciting.

00:35:41.220 I did, oh, two things.

00:35:43.040 This is huge.

00:35:43.840 Okay.

00:35:44.740 I made from scratch,

00:35:46.940 from scratch is always a word to say,

00:35:48.180 but I made this keto bread

00:35:49.740 that our friend had been raving about,

00:35:53.080 this keto bread that the main ingredient is hearts of palm.

00:35:56.800 I have to say it didn't live up to my expectations.

00:36:02.540 But I will say this, Sweet Laurel Bakery has a classic chocolate chip cookie.

00:36:07.980 And I made it the other night, was moaning, unbelievable, and used the Lakanto maple syrup as an experiment to go, 0.97

00:36:14.180 okay, well, this couldn't tell the difference, folks, between that and the cookie with the full maple syrup.

00:36:20.220 Unbelievable, almond flour, a little coconut flour.

00:36:22.280 The recipe's online.

00:36:23.500 They're giving the recipe away.

00:36:25.180 Chocolate chips, coconut oil.

00:36:26.420 Couldn't be more simple.

00:36:27.980 Fabulous. 0.99

00:36:28.380 Have the dough in the fridge.

00:36:29.800 Oh, you want a fresh cookie?

00:36:31.280 Did you use regular chocolate chip?

00:36:32.600 I use the, what's it called? 0.99

00:36:34.140 The Life, whatever the fuck. 0.96

00:36:36.560 It's not Lily's, but Lily's would be the next step. 0.98

00:36:39.040 And I'm going to order them now, actually, now that you've said that.

00:36:41.000 Yeah.

00:36:41.300 I mean, they have them in every grocery store, too.

00:36:43.300 That's right.

00:36:43.640 Remember when we went to a Lily's, we got Lily's at CVS.

00:36:46.780 Yes.

00:36:47.440 What city were we in, Dahl?

00:36:48.520 I think that was New York.

00:36:49.580 It wasn't New York.

00:36:51.140 Oh, no.

00:36:51.700 It was not New York.

00:36:52.520 We traveled to a CVS.

00:36:54.060 You were craving something.

00:36:54.740 We went downstairs, went around the corner.

00:36:56.820 Yeah.

00:36:57.240 I love leaving the hotel and then going back to it.

00:37:00.040 I miss being on the road with you, doll.

00:37:02.200 Got to get out there again.

00:37:03.220 We'll be there again.

00:37:05.280 You know what?

00:37:05.880 I've been addicted.

00:37:06.740 I've been addicted to just microwaving, okay?

00:37:13.160 Microwaving berries.

00:37:15.620 What?

00:37:16.220 We're getting a quick pinch.

00:37:17.620 Macerating.

00:37:18.660 Micro and macer, okay?

00:37:21.560 Macerating and-

00:37:22.120 What do you do with the berries once they're microwaved?

00:37:23.640 Yogurt or cottage cheese, okay?

00:37:26.420 you know i mix them in and you and i you and i independently did that where i was on the

00:37:32.900 stovetop yeah i did a stovetop making a blueberry yeah in a pinch actually and then i was even

00:37:38.320 experimenting i just i can't i had a bad reaction to chia and so i can't do the chia jams and no one

00:37:44.720 is suggesting anything else maybe sea moss gel like those are the paths to making a jam without

00:37:50.720 sugar crystals so i don't know but i bit into a hot strawberry okay and i thought

00:38:00.060 this is unbelievable like this there's this nothing's better and i was like oh yeah like

00:38:04.940 strawberry from frozen or fresh to hot it was it was frozen to hot you know as part of my

00:38:09.760 mixed berries in a mug and then tossing the greek yogurt in there and it just

00:38:16.200 you know it bleeding

00:38:17.900 it bleeding purples and pinks

00:38:20.180 I love when berries bleed

00:38:22.140 that's another blog

00:38:23.500 when berries bleed

00:38:24.340 look at you what's that 1.00

00:38:28.000 she's got a Starbucks 0.96

00:38:29.280 quad I assume

00:38:30.960 no ice?

00:38:32.480 no it's just melted I've been drinking it for

00:38:34.240 two hours

00:38:35.340 while I had a I mean of course

00:38:38.300 I managed to sneak in an activated

00:38:40.140 smoothie because

00:38:42.040 this is what I'm trying to explain

00:38:43.600 this is where I'm like

00:38:45.580 Kate's not doing this right now

00:38:46.740 you know

00:38:47.420 it's like

00:38:47.720 it's like I recognize my own

00:38:49.260 it's like

00:38:50.380 the thing

00:38:51.200 I talked about this

00:38:51.860 us having the smoothies together

00:38:53.180 and then I have one

00:38:53.860 every single day since

00:38:55.120 it's like

00:38:56.080 same with the fish

00:38:57.260 it's like

00:38:58.280 yeah

00:38:58.560 no but I have hyper fixation

00:39:00.320 on the food thing

00:39:01.160 I have the thing

00:39:02.080 like my micro chop

00:39:03.340 I've been eating almost every day

00:39:04.560 for weeks

00:39:05.080 yeah

00:39:06.120 I'm obsessed with it

00:39:06.840 it's like

00:39:08.280 almost like I hear a fork

00:39:09.280 hitting a micro chop right now

00:39:10.800 wait

00:39:11.040 what was that

00:39:11.640 the fork is actually hitting

00:39:13.560 this is the this is the italian salad the air one i got an emergency oh that's what that was

00:39:19.180 okay it looked familiar yeah but i was like it's not it's i almost tried goop chicken 0.99

00:39:25.060 fuck goop kitchen i almost tried goop kitchen last night and i go fuck it because i really 0.99

00:39:32.320 just never get delivery and then something happened yeah not to be all high and mighty 0.99

00:39:35.980 but doesn't me feel pretty good about myself but i got um you gotta change it the greatest

00:39:40.800 luxury of life

00:39:42.340 that you're robbing yourself up.

00:39:43.760 No,

00:39:44.000 I agree.

00:39:44.880 Listen,

00:39:45.160 no,

00:39:45.340 when I do it,

00:39:45.980 I go, 1.00

00:39:46.480 holy shit. 1.00

00:39:47.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:48.060 Trust me.

00:39:48.580 Okay.

00:39:48.800 But I got,

00:39:49.780 but I was like,

00:39:50.380 I'm getting goop kitchen,

00:39:51.820 but the wait was too long.

00:39:53.320 You know,

00:39:53.540 it was like a rush hour.

00:39:54.480 How'd you know the wait was long?

00:39:55.740 90 minutes.

00:39:56.520 Oh,

00:39:56.540 it gave an estimate?

00:39:57.320 No,

00:39:57.480 because DoorDash,

00:39:58.580 it was like,

00:39:58.940 you know,

00:39:59.220 70 to 90 minutes.

00:40:00.480 I was like,

00:40:00.780 I need the food now,

00:40:01.660 baby. 0.69

00:40:01.940 They use Mary's chicken.

00:40:03.780 You know,

00:40:04.100 Mary's.

00:40:04.600 I know. 0.78

00:40:05.340 No,

00:40:05.540 I know.

00:40:05.820 Guess what I have sitting in the fridge,

00:40:10.800 was in Whole Foods. I'm like, I'm going to get

00:40:13.000 a chicken. And like, fuck it. 1.00

00:40:15.060 I'm confident. And 1.00

00:40:16.340 throw it in one of our glorious

00:40:18.540 Great Jones. Thomas Keller has my

00:40:20.940 favorite rotisserie chicken recipe.

00:40:22.980 Okay, interesting. So

00:40:24.040 not made on a rotisserie

00:40:26.720 at home. Sorry, sorry. Not

00:40:28.700 rotisserie. Roasted.

00:40:30.780 Roasted chicken. His recipe,

00:40:33.040 which I think is so brilliant, the whole thing

00:40:34.840 is that you pat your chicken dry, dry, dry

00:40:36.880 with paper towels. You get it as dry

00:40:38.880 as possible you rain salt i repeat rain salt all across the tits of it or whatever yeah and then i

00:40:45.680 think it's like you maybe keep it in the fridge overnight or something or just but it's just about

00:40:49.380 it's are you listening to this it's only salt it's about getting it dry and salty and that's

00:40:53.920 how it crisps up no olive oil no butter no herbs no nothing no lemon it's just interesting and

00:40:58.960 pepper but he also wants you to trust it or whatever and that's where i go oh that's where

00:41:06.140 you got to get little arms and legs together and all right punch it in the stomach yeah i don't

00:41:11.220 know well i i um yeah i was i was in whole foods and uh and i started googling no chicken only has

00:41:20.900 one it's got wings what most people don't know about chickens is that under the wings under if

00:41:29.420 You lift up the end, yeah, full arm, elbow, small hands.

00:41:34.080 I mean, small only relative to us.

00:41:36.800 Pretty sizable for the chicken.

00:41:38.480 She's joking for those unclear.

00:41:40.520 I'm sorry.

00:41:41.740 I just remember to tweet.

00:41:42.440 Just really having fun with that.

00:41:43.820 Do you remember on Twitter?

00:41:44.840 God, I didn't think about it when Twitter was fun.

00:41:46.520 Wait, wait, what did you remember?

00:41:48.300 I remembered a tweet that made me laugh like 15 years ago.

00:41:51.340 It was something about when I was little,

00:41:54.520 I thought that to get pregnant, a baby had to bite you.

00:41:57.980 So cute.

00:41:58.680 Or like a little kid said that to someone

00:42:00.260 You don't remember who's tweet?

00:42:02.380 No, apologies

00:42:03.460 Sounds like a lie

00:42:05.740 Yeah, I know what you mean

00:42:08.540 No, I think it was like a little kid said it

00:42:10.220 I buy it, a little kid said it to someone

00:42:12.680 And they were repeating it

00:42:13.520 I think that sounds to me

00:42:16.780 Like something a little kid would actually say

00:42:17.860 It sounds to me like something an adult writes

00:42:19.540 That a little kid would say

00:42:20.740 Like, you know

00:42:22.920 Charmed by a body shop

00:42:27.840 Limerick

00:42:28.680 do you remember limericks like being like i feel like there was almost like a unit on them like

00:42:36.920 you know like i'm supposed to tell me i get limericks like you had to write one in school 0.98

00:42:41.020 there was a girl from my head as you come in i have it she was a big and a heart she had a cock 0.99

00:42:45.720 and then she went to the song yeah yeah yeah well they're always like dirty what about when it's 0.99

00:42:52.840 like dirty but it's like irish and thus you're forced to kind of get the dirtiness but using 0.81

00:42:59.420 terms that are not your own colloquialisms you know this is similar to this is similar when they

00:43:05.820 ask us to be like to laugh at shakespeare's like dirty lines yeah of course i saw my nosey sir

00:43:12.740 yeah exactly yeah like i'm like i mean you know this is like i know i'm sure wait is that is that

00:43:19.880 nine times

00:43:20.860 but I want to

00:43:21.980 is that

00:43:22.400 is that Romeo and Juliet

00:43:23.340 yes

00:43:23.700 yeah

00:43:24.240 yeah because

00:43:24.720 can't you see like

00:43:25.680 oh

00:43:26.040 Mercutio

00:43:26.840 like

00:43:27.200 it's Mercutio

00:43:27.900 yeah

00:43:28.500 I was gonna say

00:43:29.480 but I thought it was

00:43:31.280 John Leguizamo 1.00

00:43:32.280 oh fuck me 1.00

00:43:34.820 like at the gas station 1.00

00:43:35.880 maybe it's

00:43:35.920 John Leguizamo

00:43:36.520 yeah

00:43:37.420 I mean

00:43:38.380 Mercutio might be in the scene too

00:43:39.580 when's the last time you watched

00:43:40.320 Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet

00:43:42.580 when's the last time you watched it

00:43:43.880 yeah that's who it is

00:43:45.100 it's top 10

00:43:46.680 it is

00:43:47.480 well we discussed it

00:43:49.680 In between my eyes.

00:43:50.760 Top 10.

00:43:51.840 It's in there.

00:43:52.240 Is it not electric?

00:43:57.380 Electrifying cinema.

00:43:58.140 They are.

00:43:59.520 And for those who have not seen it.

00:44:01.440 I've told you about some people laughing in the theater when Claire Danes like sat up in the coffin and sort of cries.

00:44:10.800 Like she's like.

00:44:12.000 Oh.

00:44:12.480 Well.

00:44:13.000 You know like. 1.00

00:44:13.760 They didn't like her.

00:44:15.020 Someone laughed.

00:44:15.780 Yeah.

00:44:15.860 They found it too sort of.

00:44:18.140 I know.

00:44:19.040 Comedically.

00:44:19.480 but they don't understand

00:44:21.200 yeah exactly

00:44:22.760 I know 1.00

00:44:24.500 she's a big one of those 0.60

00:44:26.620 it was ahead of its time 1.00

00:44:27.920 oh yeah totally 1.00

00:44:28.900 she goes like this 1.00

00:44:30.200 she gets up in the coffin

00:44:32.620 crying

00:44:33.140 she does that

00:44:36.540 and there's almost something a little like 0.61

00:44:40.500 wah about it

00:44:41.820 there's something a little like

00:44:42.780 I know I don't have a good bit

00:44:45.120 but it was something that allowed someone in the theater

00:44:47.400 but in the pool

00:44:49.240 say no more

00:44:52.460 I was just sitting around

00:44:53.400 thinking about his acting

00:44:54.340 I know we like to do it

00:44:55.260 every nine episodes

00:44:56.020 just talk about

00:44:56.880 Leonardo DiCaprio

00:44:57.900 as like

00:44:58.620 as a treasure

00:44:59.960 but like

00:45:00.880 the two of them together

00:45:02.560 I just wanna

00:45:03.220 it's fresh

00:45:04.680 it is fresh

00:45:05.980 I love

00:45:06.460 because she's not

00:45:07.780 describing things as fresh

00:45:08.760 lately

00:45:09.100 I described something else as fresh

00:45:10.580 and it felt

00:45:11.280 really modern and radical

00:45:12.760 well you know

00:45:13.520 I described the film as fresh

00:45:14.760 yeah

00:45:15.280 so

00:45:16.400 I think

00:45:18.440 what was so exciting

00:45:20.300 about those two

00:45:22.580 in that movie right

00:45:23.500 if they had cast

00:45:26.000 you know if it was Leo and

00:45:28.640 some 1.00

00:45:30.360 sort of feminine bird 1.00

00:45:32.160 okay without the kind

00:45:34.560 of raw

00:45:35.960 depth that we're talking about about Claire

00:45:38.500 yeah

00:45:39.340 if it was just some like

00:45:41.180 it's almost like Leo is

00:45:44.260 almost the feminine

00:45:45.460 like oh completely

00:45:48.340 he's completely he's the he's a woman he's something something there it's like and him 0.98

00:45:56.220 being like drawn to her with her he's literally like a dyke in it it's actually a lesbian love 0.98

00:46:02.580 story i'm realizing the two of them like he's like cast someone else take her away and you cast 0.95

00:46:09.640 like his interest in her

00:46:11.840 okay like his

00:46:13.600 him finding her whole vibe

00:46:16.040 sort of attractive

00:46:17.100 was kind of like radical because 0.99

00:46:19.660 I mean she wasn't 1.00

00:46:22.020 fucking Rosaline or whatever 0.84

00:46:23.440 yeah yeah you know the one it's like 1.00

00:46:25.800 and she wasn't you know the 0.73

00:46:27.720 the 0.97

00:46:30.200 Zaffarelli version

00:46:31.900 oh yeah

00:46:33.520 like it's like

00:46:35.580 it was radical casting

00:46:37.120 I mean but that party

00:46:38.520 Also Paul Rudd

00:46:39.880 Hilarious

00:46:40.820 Laugh out loud

00:46:41.880 God

00:46:42.180 What a career

00:46:43.440 Like when he's like

00:46:44.300 He's like

00:46:45.220 No 0.93

00:46:45.520 Jacqueline

00:46:46.680 Jacqueline it's the same

00:46:47.900 We're the same

00:46:49.380 Wait what?

00:46:52.500 No I'm just laughing

00:46:53.380 Because you said it

00:46:54.260 Because that was exactly

00:46:55.820 The moment that came to me

00:46:56.760 It's when the fireworks

00:46:57.340 And he's like

00:46:57.740 He's like a little 1.00

00:46:59.020 Like fuck 1.00

00:46:59.700 It's like the most genius thing 1.00

00:47:01.320 And then she's not into it

00:47:03.160 She's like

00:47:03.600 He's like not sexy

00:47:04.740 He's like a little boy

00:47:05.980 All excited

00:47:07.360 He's Paris or whatever.

00:47:09.100 It's genius.

00:47:09.900 It's genius.

00:47:11.180 Like his face,

00:47:11.960 like it's almost like he knows that he's the framing.

00:47:14.780 He's framing himself.

00:47:15.940 Like he knows that he's getting a little

00:47:17.680 almost too close to camera in a distortion.

00:47:20.160 He looks amazing.

00:47:21.640 Pug Film Club.

00:47:23.060 I know.

00:47:23.860 It's huge.

00:47:24.360 Someone posted that they were watching Interstellar.

00:47:27.980 I thought it was so...

00:47:30.000 I really do want the posts

00:47:31.480 where people show where they're watching it.

00:47:33.140 I cannot tell you how that fills me up.

00:47:35.860 Did someone post their baby after that, Puglik?

00:47:39.160 Yeah, we got some babies listening to Puglik now.

00:47:41.740 Oh, and I heard a baby did look up.

00:47:43.860 A baby did hear us.

00:47:45.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:46.300 Baby looked up.

00:47:46.920 Because it's all tone with them.

00:47:49.420 Hi, sweetie.

00:47:50.900 Hi.

00:47:51.880 Is there you in the back?

00:47:55.220 But I've been thinking about our truck driver.

00:47:58.100 I wonder if he's still, I could listen to you girls talk about anything.

00:48:01.800 Oh, my God. 0.90

00:48:02.960 Unbelievable. 0.97

00:48:04.100 Un-fucking-believable. 0.93

00:48:04.860 We need one of those lines that people call in and leave messages. 0.91

00:48:09.040 This is huge.

00:48:10.540 Imagine.

00:48:11.120 I mean, the line is just for the truck driver for now.

00:48:14.160 Okay.

00:48:14.340 It starts with truck driver only.

00:48:16.620 Okay.

00:48:16.840 We're going to set that up tomorrow.

00:48:19.100 But imagine his memos from the road, you know. 1.00

00:48:23.940 He's like, try Squay Lane on my cock. 1.00

00:48:27.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:27.780 he's got a tub of it

00:48:35.120 next to him

00:48:35.880 in the cab

00:48:36.660 well I went through

00:48:43.700 when I was like

00:48:44.520 really into like

00:48:45.160 going on the road

00:48:45.880 like

00:48:46.180 early days

00:48:47.520 like I'm traveling

00:48:48.200 to Topeka, Kansas

00:48:49.200 to do a one-nighter

00:48:50.580 for like

00:48:51.180 you know

00:48:51.680 a hundred bucks

00:48:52.500 by the way

00:48:53.760 do you know this about me

00:48:54.600 if I get like

00:48:55.880 one drink in me

00:48:56.760 I start talking about

00:48:57.580 the road like like like which part Bloomington Indiana and I killed no like oh I'm like um okay

00:49:06.960 yeah yeah yeah like I get one cocktail and I go wasn't like this when I started you know we didn't

00:49:11.180 have front-facing videos you didn't get launched off the internet you got launched in rooms baby

00:49:15.120 got launched on the road you were sweating out there you were driving I go meanwhile like I go

00:49:21.140 I had to put in my hours oh I mean I was talking about my Garmin the other day the GPS system that

00:49:27.460 carried me but like but so i would go into these truck stops okay and like i was blown away by 0.96

00:49:32.500 these truck stops and how much shit they had in them including showers okay but they but they had 0.63

00:49:37.660 like oh yeah you know and i would just get really into like what i could build out my car kind of 0.96

00:49:42.640 like i remember getting caught in the snow my friend erica was with me we're caught in the snow

00:49:48.840 on the way to a on the way to a gig we just had to pull over in like a target parking lot and it

00:49:54.540 was almost like what if we have to stay the night in target like what if the what if what if we get

00:49:58.400 shipwrecked in target due to this snowstorm be heavenly having all i remember taking this we

00:50:04.500 have to open the snacks because the people are going to starve in here oh yeah totally you better

00:50:09.740 in line for the microwave in the office in the employee office background that's really that's

00:50:15.420 really fun hey there's a major movie here and this way target will pay for it it's probably

00:50:22.220 the only movie you can get financed right now it's a target movie about unlikely group of people get

00:50:26.460 trapped in a target and they just spend the night and they create a new culture and new society

00:50:31.000 yeah cut we're selling it i know literally we need to start doing more beeps on poog i really

00:50:37.440 think beeps on poog are fun a long beep that whole thing yeah i think we keep it in with little bits

00:50:44.060 but we'll be we'll be about my title pitch we keep it in my title pitch for the target movie is 0.87

00:50:49.640 god that's pretty fucking good 0.78

00:50:52.260 although it's not 0.97

00:50:53.880 that's like for horror or something

00:50:55.500 well hold on

00:50:58.100 hold on hold on 1.00

00:50:59.020 fuck I'm blinking 1.00

00:50:59.760 something a play on 1.00

00:51:04.760 a storming open or closed

00:51:07.220 cause you know

00:51:08.960 the one spot became c spot save

00:51:11.600 I don't know what that is

00:51:12.940 the target one spot is the dollar area

00:51:15.160 where everything's dollar

00:51:16.400 but then stuff stopped being a dollar in there

00:51:18.600 So then it turned into C-Spot Save and there's the dog, the Target mascot.

00:51:23.540 Oh, I see.

00:51:24.800 I don't know the culture there in that way.

00:51:26.860 They like, well, I went back to the Target being like, remember me.

00:51:32.280 Like you guys got me through my depression.

00:51:34.900 I went back and I saw the guy like pushing like the carts together and I was like, there he is.

00:51:41.160 I know.

00:51:42.620 Like my local Starbucks, like for a while.

00:51:46.300 when you can enjoy a local

00:51:48.800 when you can enjoy a franchise

00:51:50.620 you're free

00:51:51.880 it's the closest to locality we have anymore

00:51:54.080 this is Ryder Strong

00:52:03.900 and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather

00:52:06.100 it was many

00:52:07.960 and many a year ago

00:52:09.620 in a kingdom by the sea

00:52:11.280 in 1995 my neighbor

00:52:13.600 Anna Trainor disappeared from a commune

00:52:15.760 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:52:17.160 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:52:20.800 So no, I am not your guru.

00:52:24.560 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:52:27.180 I lied to police.

00:52:28.460 I lied to everybody.

00:52:29.460 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:52:32.420 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:52:35.120 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:52:37.780 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.

00:52:41.340 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:52:44.200 and not the obvious boyfriend?

00:52:45.760 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.92

00:52:48.800 I'll teach you sons of a** to come around here and my wife. 0.90

00:52:51.820 Boom, boom. 0.97

00:52:53.140 This is The Red Weather.

00:52:56.080 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:53:03.840 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield, from The Girlfriends,

00:53:07.240 the number one hit true crime show that puts women right in the center of their own stories.

00:53:13.700 I'm back with more one-off interviews 0.97

00:53:15.820 with some truly kick-ass women on The Girlfriend's Spotlight. 1.00

00:53:20.740 I want to introduce you to Sylvia. 0.97

00:53:23.260 I'm going to climb this.

00:53:25.620 And then there's Vaisaka.

00:53:27.760 Let's see how we can stop killing and save lives.

00:53:31.860 Leila dared to ask the question.

00:53:34.340 Is badness hereditary?

00:53:36.360 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.

00:53:38.160 If it wasn't for the year where Ella lived,

00:53:41.100 She wouldn't have died on that fatal night.

00:53:44.360 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,

00:53:45.960 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.

00:53:49.020 I'm not too intimidated by her.

00:53:50.420 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:53:53.340 Listen to The Girlfriend Spotlight

00:53:55.180 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

00:53:57.720 or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:54:11.100 It's Messed Up, an SVU podcast.

00:54:12.960 We recap iconic episodes, then talk to the stars who lived them.

00:54:16.740 Like the legendary Matthew Lillard, who will never forget his time on SVU.

00:54:20.960 I do remember the mustache.

00:54:23.120 I would get a meme of that mustache like every like six days.

00:54:28.660 I'd be like, what was this?

00:54:32.500 Each week, we cover the crimes, analyze the plot holes and insult the outfits.

00:54:37.300 Benson goes to talk to Kelly to like tell her the news,

00:54:40.220 but is wearing a beret. 0.98

00:54:42.200 Not the time for a silly hat, Benson. 0.97

00:54:44.680 What are you doing? 0.96

00:54:46.560 New episodes drop every Tuesday

00:54:48.300 on the Exactly Right Network.

00:54:49.960 Listen to That's Messed Up

00:54:51.280 on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

00:54:53.360 or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:54:56.220 Dun-dun!

00:55:00.760 Crook and Chase Nashville chats

00:55:02.400 with the true-life adventures

00:55:03.800 of hot new country star Hudson Westbrook.

00:55:05.740 Early in his career,

00:55:06.840 he shocked his mom more than once,

00:55:08.840 and we even shocked him on what we had to do to get to visit with him.

00:55:13.580 I've seen some people do some crazy things, but nothing like that.

00:55:16.460 Plus, what Hudson almost had in common with Billy Bob Thornton.

00:55:20.380 Crook and Chase Nashville Chats with Hudson Westbrook.

00:55:22.980 Listen and subscribe on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

00:55:27.840 our thing of images right now in our text thread is really like what you think it would be

00:55:41.620 okay so first i've got yeah mia tracy oh then i've got i assembled a patio chair

00:55:48.660 for a cat for boo i sent you that he got in the chair i don't know if people know this

00:55:55.800 I got him a Poutio Chez Long.

00:55:58.980 Very cute.

00:55:59.820 And the cat is enjoying it.

00:56:02.140 Okay. 1.00

00:56:02.620 I want to say, very poog. 1.00

00:56:05.040 I, today, I'm starting the MZ Skin by Dr. Zamani. 0.99

00:56:10.900 I'm using the Pigmentation Correcting Ampules.

00:56:13.420 It's a seven-day program.

00:56:13.940 Okay, I love ampules.

00:56:15.500 Because you know why.

00:56:16.400 I love ampules.

00:56:17.120 You got to crack open that.

00:56:18.220 You got to break glass.

00:56:20.040 You break glass.

00:56:21.040 It's unbelievable.

00:56:21.560 You break glass.

00:56:22.340 And then they give you a lot.

00:56:23.340 They give you quite a lot of serum.

00:56:24.800 it's a lot of fluid in one of those lampules all over the face and neck also you know i've been

00:56:29.940 talking about how i've been neglecting the neck obviously it's like i don't let don't ever put

00:56:33.660 things on my neck but i have been a little stingy with the product everything now top of the forehead

00:56:38.760 to the top of the nipples top of the nipples to the top of the nipples i'm going and the shoulders 0.99

00:56:44.820 i'm doing i mean i have been fucking my own ass again just imagine the back of the neck falls 1.00

00:56:49.800 Okay. 1.00

00:56:50.840 And you're not pulling down the front.

00:56:52.980 Okay. 0.98

00:56:53.720 All the way to the nipples, guys. 0.99

00:56:56.200 No, you got to. 0.98

00:56:57.020 You got to go the whole way.

00:56:58.080 Oh, have I talked about my endive sears?

00:57:00.680 No, but you told me about it.

00:57:01.420 So we all remember I was searing cabbage.

00:57:03.700 Now I'm searing endive.

00:57:05.300 Of course.

00:57:05.500 I slice it in half.

00:57:06.360 Oh, yum.

00:57:07.480 Okay, salt, olive oil, hard sear.

00:57:10.540 Then I throw a little water in like I'm doing a fried egg.

00:57:13.300 Cover it.

00:57:16.160 And then it cooks it gently, but it's still crispy.

00:57:19.800 Oh, I sent you turbulence kills one and injures several on Singapore Airlines flight. 1.00

00:57:24.800 We got a lot of poog hags, a lot of hags messaged about that. 1.00

00:57:28.440 Because. 1.00

00:57:29.900 Well, yeah, turbulence, I guess, can kill you because someone can hit your head and kill you. 1.00

00:57:33.980 Is the truth. 1.00

00:57:35.280 Horrible.

00:57:36.160 Well, that's, yeah.

00:57:36.960 And people have been thrown around.

00:57:40.540 Horrible.

00:57:41.620 It's like, well, yeah.

00:57:43.900 Yeah.

00:57:45.060 And then.

00:57:46.680 I'm getting on a United flight in about a week. 0.97

00:57:49.800 Fucking not looking forward to it. 0.98

00:57:53.100 Oh. 0.99

00:57:53.400 They make you fly the plane.

00:57:56.260 Okay, I...

00:57:58.980 Sorry, I'm distracted by our images, but I sent you...

00:58:02.820 Oh, yeah, because we got another huge...

00:58:04.820 We got a huge gift.

00:58:06.860 H-70.

00:58:08.580 That sound is the Huram Juicer.

00:58:11.660 We got a top-shelf juicer.

00:58:14.460 H-70.

00:58:14.800 We want to thank Huram for the respect.

00:58:18.500 I'm so excited.

00:58:19.540 And then when I first turned it on, you don't have to feed the vegetables in.

00:58:23.220 You just throw them in the basket and it juices it for you.

00:58:26.760 And I was like, oh my God, there's no knife in here.

00:58:30.360 So cool.

00:58:31.080 It's like embedded deep in this, in the machine.

00:58:33.140 I don't even know if there is a knife.

00:58:34.740 Like it's not chopping.

00:58:35.360 How is the juice?

00:58:35.840 Delicious.

00:58:36.480 It was hysterical though, because there's two things, right?

00:58:38.740 And the one side pushes out, you know, the, the, like fiber, the fiber.

00:58:44.020 Yeah.

00:58:44.260 Okay.

00:58:44.740 And the other side was closed.

00:58:46.480 The side that the juice comes out, like I hadn't opened it.

00:58:48.860 because it will like retain it and come out all at once if you want it

00:58:51.220 or just have it flowing out.

00:58:52.260 I don't know.

00:58:55.160 So nothing was coming out of this juicer except for the fiber.

00:58:57.880 And I'm like, Chris, the juice, the juice, come in here.

00:59:00.040 You know, like, like, look, you know, and he was just like,

00:59:02.640 he's like, some thick juice.

00:59:06.320 Because he thought it was just that.

00:59:07.980 And I was like, no, no, there it is.

00:59:10.180 And then celery and empty stomach celery.

00:59:12.520 I'm going to try it for two months and see what happens.

00:59:15.980 Oh, my God.

00:59:17.540 maybe have you started it just I'm only one day in okay great two months because you know what

00:59:24.760 I'm doing misfits market I'm getting deliveries looking it up so I don't have to add out every

00:59:31.500 single day of what am I doing so misfits it's like like okay it's probably oh wait it's probably

00:59:37.500 just going live right now 2 p.m. on Wednesdays what is that's when they open up and they tell

00:59:42.740 you what they rescued for that week no so like right now let's see misfits don't forget to review

00:59:50.620 your cart so they put together a cart right they go misfits misfits market okay so there's like

01:00:00.620 some minor deals sponsoring us yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna have to reach out hang on tight

01:00:05.920 we're putting the finishing touches on your cart so right now i've got cabbage so it'll be like

01:00:11.600 why is this cabbage cheaper

01:00:13.460 you know

01:00:14.700 it'll be like

01:00:15.500 slight discoloration

01:00:16.640 you know

01:00:17.040 so it's like all this stuff

01:00:18.040 you know

01:00:18.440 it's that right

01:00:19.280 oh

01:00:19.840 they're

01:00:20.240 so you get a deal

01:00:20.760 Imperfect Foods

01:00:21.560 is their sister company

01:00:23.100 yeah

01:00:23.420 Plenty Lettuce

01:00:24.920 you know

01:00:25.180 Plenty Lettuce

01:00:25.980 it's like

01:00:26.560 no pesticides

01:00:28.820 because it's grown

01:00:30.140 I don't know

01:00:30.900 in water or something

01:00:31.800 vertical grow towers

01:00:32.980 oh wow

01:00:34.200 somewhere

01:00:34.700 and

01:00:35.440 like indoors

01:00:36.740 it's indoor lettuce

01:00:38.020 I don't know

01:00:38.460 I'm not sure

01:00:39.100 but the point is

01:00:39.660 I've been getting it

01:00:40.300 because I don't like to wash my lettuce.

01:00:43.660 It's hell.

01:00:44.940 It's literally, it's the, it's an impediment.

01:00:47.360 It's like the major, like having to wash the lettuce is impossible.

01:00:51.600 You know, even the salad spinner while genius.

01:00:54.100 Oh no.

01:00:54.940 You know, it's like, it's a lot to then be drying it.

01:00:57.880 I'm like too lazy to properly dry it.

01:00:59.780 So then I've got water drenched salad that the oil is like not clinging to.

01:01:04.140 Okay.

01:01:05.340 So it's not that bad.

01:01:06.840 I mean, I, anyway, the point is.

01:01:08.940 Of course.

01:01:10.300 I'm like, okay, it's $3.99 instead of $4.99.

01:01:13.580 Why?

01:01:13.960 Because they say it's closer to the date.

01:01:16.700 That's why I'm getting it.

01:01:18.680 You know what I mean?

01:01:19.080 It's closer to the Best Buy date, whatever.

01:01:20.720 I'm like, no problem.

01:01:23.740 But anyway, I get my cabbage.

01:01:25.300 Okay, Brussels sprouts.

01:01:26.760 It's not really working out for me.

01:01:29.300 Well, yeah, me neither.

01:01:29.940 I mean, that's a private.

01:01:31.820 If I'm going to be in a private chamber for two weeks.

01:01:35.320 Oh, that's not my issue.

01:01:36.320 Once again, I think if you just start, like me,

01:01:39.040 eating all those things all the time like I don't know your body will adjust like I have none of

01:01:42.640 these issues you speak of but maybe I don't actually I think I'm just drying out when I'm

01:01:47.220 trying to air fry them parroting to be clear what what about air frying I I'm dry the brussels

01:01:53.780 sprouts are drying out I'm not something's not working with the brussels you're air frying yeah

01:01:59.480 air fried brussels sprouts Jesus Christ well I mean I I mean I still put oil on it it's not like

01:02:05.340 I'm not

01:02:06.060 it's not the 90s

01:02:07.160 I'm not trying to do

01:02:07.820 baked leis here

01:02:09.180 it's just

01:02:10.040 oh my god

01:02:10.540 baked leis

01:02:11.200 a method

01:02:11.740 baked leis

01:02:13.120 and a lemon zest

01:02:13.860 luna bar

01:02:14.420 and an episode of

01:02:16.220 Felicity

01:02:16.620 that was my

01:02:17.380 Wednesday night

01:02:18.140 um

01:02:20.100 I think we have to go

01:02:21.500 okay wow

01:02:22.340 I guess

01:02:22.680 you know what's kind of

01:02:23.260 exciting where I'm going

01:02:23.960 to go right now

01:02:24.520 this is exciting

01:02:25.200 I'm going to my local

01:02:26.820 talk about community

01:02:27.780 a place I love

01:02:28.640 where I ship stuff

01:02:29.500 I'm going

01:02:30.600 I called them

01:02:31.200 I go

01:02:31.360 you guys have a paper charter

01:02:32.220 I go yep

01:02:32.840 I have all these

01:02:34.180 oh wait 1.00

01:02:34.700 this is crazy and i think that this is honestly like deep ancestral trauma like jewish like 0.88

01:02:39.700 my fear of um shredding docs well i've been holding on no i've been holding on to pay stubs 0.80

01:02:44.640 from like since like 2021 like i have this psychotic backlog whenever i gotta check i do

01:02:49.880 say i keep it all intense documentation or they used to say i forget it was like seven years they

01:02:55.140 used to say they used to say it's like an old thing i have so much and then i so i email my

01:03:01.500 I go, I'm hanging on to these pay stubs.

01:03:03.360 I go, you don't have to do that.

01:03:04.580 I'm going to go shred them.

01:03:06.420 I go, how much? A dollar a pound. 0.97

01:03:09.580 I know. I've been there though.

01:03:11.600 I have like two pounds. I have three pounds

01:03:13.680 maximum. It's like nothing.

01:03:15.020 Okay.

01:03:15.940 I've sat with the stuff that needs to be shredded.

01:03:19.520 I can live with it for years.

01:03:22.180 The bag of the stuff

01:03:23.000 that needs to be shredded.

01:03:24.180 The bag of the dry cleaning right now.

01:03:26.580 I haven't been able to enjoy my throw blanket

01:03:29.620 in ages because it's

01:03:31.220 I've been sitting there.

01:03:34.480 So I wonder if by next week I'll have cooked a chicken.

01:03:38.100 I think you will.

01:03:39.400 In seven days, I'll have finished my MZ Skin ampoule.

01:03:42.020 Maybe I'll do it too.

01:03:43.820 Do it with me.

01:03:44.420 Do it with me.

01:03:44.740 You know what would be smart, Kate?

01:03:46.440 I mean, I don't know.

01:03:47.080 You need TV watching as part of your schedule

01:03:49.220 if you're going to have a skincare regimen.

01:03:51.140 Okay.

01:03:51.660 Okay, so do you watch TV at night?

01:03:53.560 A single program?

01:03:54.140 No, I mean a little bit.

01:03:54.760 One episode of one show, imagine.

01:03:56.740 All I'm saying is you apply your ampoule

01:03:58.460 and you send it deeper

01:04:01.160 with the Lima laser.

01:04:03.040 Incredible.

01:04:03.880 Because I know that ampoule

01:04:04.740 will have the right texture.

01:04:06.760 It'll have a clear...

01:04:07.580 It's actually water.

01:04:09.540 It's water.

01:04:11.060 Yeah, which gets me horny.

01:04:12.520 Well, you know what I think?

01:04:13.560 The hydration mask,

01:04:15.160 by the way, from Aesop,

01:04:16.220 I've been using nightly.

01:04:17.720 Remember the cam and me

01:04:18.660 when we were talking about it?

01:04:19.880 Yeah.

01:04:20.900 I mean, I haven't actually

01:04:22.020 clocked in the morning.

01:04:24.400 I haven't really noticed,

01:04:25.760 like, okay, what am I doing?

01:04:26.720 How's it working?

01:04:27.780 I love throwing it on.

01:04:29.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:30.240 It's fun.

01:04:32.360 Oh, I'm exploring a lot of chopping and spiralizing and all of that.

01:04:35.580 I accidentally spiralized a cucumber thinking it was a zucchini because it was lying amidst my zucchinis.

01:04:41.880 Well, it sounds kind of like a fun accident.

01:04:43.560 Well, then I quickly threw some sum tahini in there and some sesame seeds and dulce flakes and some tamari.

01:04:55.300 Jinx.

01:04:55.820 and then I was like

01:04:57.600 it's gonna be over too quick

01:04:58.280 and so I sort of chopped it

01:04:59.320 and made it

01:05:00.040 a top lettuce

01:05:00.840 mixed it in

01:05:01.880 like as the kind of

01:05:03.340 and so it was a bigger salad

01:05:05.260 with that kind of

01:05:06.120 generating flavor

01:05:07.280 all right we gotta go

01:05:07.980 okay well

01:05:08.840 well I'm gonna go Lima

01:05:10.260 I'm just kidding

01:05:10.920 I'm gonna go

01:05:11.460 create

01:05:12.480 I'm gonna go

01:05:14.660 I'm gonna go shred documents

01:05:15.980 love you

01:05:16.640 you can go sit with Boo

01:05:17.600 on the patio chair

01:05:18.700 I want to be clear

01:05:19.320 a small patio

01:05:20.340 chaise

01:05:21.320 for a cat

01:05:22.280 no post it

01:05:23.020 it's very cute

01:05:23.920 it's very cute

01:05:24.540 and he took to it instantly

01:05:25.980 Okay?

01:05:27.060 I love you.

01:05:28.240 I love you.

01:05:28.740 Bye.

01:05:29.020 Bye.

01:05:32.840 That was Poop.

01:05:35.100 If you enjoyed Poop, please subscribe, rate, and review.

01:05:38.920 If not, we will press charges.

01:05:46.020 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

01:05:49.480 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Traynor, disappeared from a commune.

01:05:53.740 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

01:05:57.680 No, I am not your guru.

01:06:01.320 Back then, I lied to everybody.

01:06:03.640 They have had this case for 30 years.

01:06:06.560 I'm going back to my hometown to uncover the truth.

01:06:10.340 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app,

01:06:12.700 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:06:16.620 You know Roald Dahl.

01:06:18.120 He thought up Willy Wonka and the BFG.

01:06:20.660 But did you know he was a spy?

01:06:22.960 In the new podcast, The Secret World of Roald Dahl,

01:06:25.880 I'll tell you that story and much, much more.

01:06:28.780 What?

01:06:29.660 You probably won't believe it either.

01:06:31.380 Was this before he wrote his stories?

01:06:33.080 It must have been.

01:06:34.460 Okay, I don't think that's true.

01:06:36.480 I'm telling you.

01:06:37.800 The guy was a spy.

01:06:39.340 Listen to The Secret World of Roald Dahl

01:06:41.340 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

01:06:43.980 or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:06:47.200 Hello, it's me, Anna Sinfield,

01:06:49.460 the host of The Girlfriends.

01:06:51.240 I'm back with more one-off interviews 0.99

01:06:53.320 with some truly kick-ass women on The Girlfriend's Spotlight.

01:06:58.440 I'm going to climb this. 0.81

01:07:00.880 Is badness hereditary?

01:07:02.820 Let's see how we can stop killing.

01:07:05.660 I'm not too intimidated by her.

01:07:07.100 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:07:11.080 Listen to The Girlfriend's Spotlight 0.96

01:07:13.140 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

01:07:15.680 or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:07:21.240 Crook and Chase Nashville chats with the true-life adventures of hot new country star Hudson Westbrook.

01:07:26.200 Early in his career, he shocked his mom more than once, and we even shocked him on what we had to do to get to visit with him.

01:07:34.020 I've seen some people do some crazy things, but nothing like that.

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