Unlearn16: Class is in Session - October 31, 2023


The One Where I Become a Vampire

The One Where Jann Arden and I Decide To Change The World The One Where Dean Blundell and I Compare Hair and Fix Politics.

Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

156.96

Word count

2,204

Sentence count

56

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

5

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Hate speech

3

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 class is in session how you doing is today anna and mine anna and i is today our halloween party
00:00:12.880 yes it is it is saturday morning it is party day halloween party day at our house am i going to
00:00:20.140 take you with me all day and all the things i have to do and anna's at work and she has to do
00:00:24.180 a whole bunch of things and we're going to come together you're going to see the whole event on
00:00:27.480 this vlog vlog but first i have to go to the dance studio teach some classes joe has to go get her
00:00:34.680 haircut but i'm going to start with a haircut because check this out who who walks around with 0.72
00:00:39.520 hair this ridiculous horrible fate is this a mop is this a moshishi it's absolutely asinine 0.98
00:00:46.500 then we have to do a bunch of stuff to get ready for the party and the party starts at seven 0.67
00:00:50.880 it's what i look like today this is the spot folks this is anthony right here
00:00:59.840 he's gonna be cutting my hair we're gonna take you through the whole process
00:01:04.640 the fact that i'm willing to show my hair as bad as it is right now on camera is a real testament
00:01:12.880 There it is, the beginning, this is the bald fade process, it looks like magic, all the
00:01:26.020 way up, midline, this is the fade, listen, this is the most important part of a haircut,
00:01:31.880 right here, careful, Anthony, perfect, this is a good look right here, alright, so now
00:01:39.120 he does he do he takes a bit off the top not too much anthony easy all right like something like
00:01:46.000 that yeah texturize the heck out of it he takes a little bit more off the back and then he thins
00:01:52.240 all of it out but anthony always wants to take more off than i'm willing to give
00:01:57.040 stresses me out because we all know that if he takes too much off and is going to dump me that's
00:02:02.240 what we know thins it out a little bit because i the hair grows thick and then it doesn't
00:02:08.320 texturize is nice right here it is the final product what do you guys think it's the perfect
00:02:15.040 fade now we gotta go get all of the things we gotta get for the party for the uh prizes i gotta i gotta
00:02:25.360 i'm done teaching for the day and i'm gonna go get some crispy cream donuts for the party tonight
00:02:32.880 so that was unfortunate i wanted to get all the scooby-doo ones because they had a bunch of um
00:02:40.620 scooby-doo crispy cream donuts like for halloween and then i get there and the guy goes we're only
00:02:45.920 getting the other ones tomorrow we only have one kind of scooby-doo so i mean i still got that one
00:02:51.200 kind but they had like four more so now we won't get to taste and by we i mean the people at the
00:02:56.580 party not me won't get to taste all of them but so I got two regular original Krispy Kreme uh dozen
00:03:03.420 and then one dozen of the Scooby-Doo that they had plus assorted hair check now I gotta take you
00:03:12.240 with me to Michael's I gotta take you with me to food places I gotta take you with me to the metro
00:03:16.320 we gotta go a lot of places before this party's all ready to go let's go step one work gloves and
00:03:21.880 chocolate bar side note i just paid five dollars for gloves from the dollar store i we can't keep
00:03:28.280 naming it the dollar store it's not the dollar store okay i got a dry erase eraser and a whole
00:03:33.400 bunch of colors for pictionary later but i think i should buy this i came in for halloween stuff
00:03:39.960 and found an entire set of how the grinch stole christmas so here i am when you're building a
00:03:46.200 creation for scary halloween and you need to stuff it through of newspaper and there's no newspaper
00:03:51.800 to be stuffed what do you do i'll tell you what i did i went into a florist and got all of that
00:03:57.000 floral wrapping paper to shove inside we'll see how it works out so when you have a halloween
00:04:01.960 party you go to shoppers drug mart and you get good gift cards because you need games and you
00:04:06.680 need prizes otherwise nobody wants to play our gift cards obviously need trophies am i building
00:04:15.320 a scary guy for the front of my house yes yes i am do i regret it right now yes yes i do
00:04:21.560 because i'm taking this and filling in each little tiny finger for today's makeup i do want it to
00:04:26.520 look a little creepy but not too creepy i still want cute makeup so i'm gonna do some reds and
00:04:32.360 i'm also gonna match the reds to joe's makeup because i'm also doing joe's makeup we had a
00:04:37.560 conversation she said joanna i'm doing your makeup that was the conversation that was it
00:04:43.880 so you want to make a straight line like this with some black on it
00:04:51.560 Ooh, that's a black line. 0.98
00:04:55.600 So the line here isn't quite working out as I wanted it to,
00:04:59.240 so I think I'm just gonna take this line off,
00:05:01.340 but I'm gonna finish my eyes,
00:05:03.440 because I do like this red
00:05:04.840 and I think the eyes will look good.
00:05:06.140 How do you feel about Halloween haunt?
00:05:08.780 I've never been.
00:05:09.680 I think it's so much fun,
00:05:10.520 but I can't take this one 1.00
00:05:11.580 because I think she'd have a heart attack
00:05:12.880 if we ever went together.
00:05:14.780 What's your favorite Halloween food to eat?
00:05:20.820 when i did eat sugar i really liked oh henry's oh henry yeah that's the commercial
00:05:31.220 i'm a big fan of anything that comes in little packages so like they have little packages of
00:05:37.460 like swedish berries or little packages of m m's or little packages little teeny chocolates i i
00:05:43.620 think that's the way all food should come in teeny little packages i'll be so much happier because
00:05:49.220 then you don't have to decide on a chocolate bar then you can just have like three m&ms and one
00:05:54.500 little hershey's kiss and and you know little sweet tarts we had to do a quick switch of spots
00:06:00.660 so that i could see myself in the mirror what's your favorite costume you've made and worn um
00:06:06.180 you know what i don't really remember a lot of my costumes except for one because my mom made it
00:06:10.820 and she turned me into the night so she dressed me all in black and then like there was a
00:06:16.020 like a mesh thing black mesh thing coming down and she stuck like the moon and stars and like
00:06:21.460 anyways it was really cool what about you wouldn't that have been dangerous to trick-or-treating
00:06:25.460 why because you're the knight how could they have seen you did you put your reflective tape on your 0.94
00:06:29.540 butt no no shut up my favorite halloween costume i actually did it was one of those little green 0.98
00:06:37.940 army men yeah and i should do a another video maybe i can try to insert the picture here i 0.72
00:06:43.860 I don't know how to do that.
00:06:44.760 Maybe Anna will, but, um, it was a full green army man.
00:06:48.800 So I painted and like, I, I primed and painted an entire outfit.
00:06:54.200 I had a helmet.
00:06:55.080 I had a green nylon over my face and I, and then I cut out cardboard.
00:07:00.020 That's like, you know, like they have the little thing they stand on.
00:07:02.700 Yeah.
00:07:03.440 And so it was glued to one of my feet.
00:07:05.480 So I'd walk with it and then I pose.
00:07:07.760 That's fine.
00:07:08.460 And it was great.
00:07:09.200 I stood outside of the house and all, all the kids thought I was fake until I moved.
00:07:13.460 scared the poop out of them it was a great costume look at how good these look at it's coming out so
00:07:18.660 favorite horror movie loved poland it's from poland it's so nice favorite horror movie baby
00:07:25.620 i don't want her but you know what i did really like the house of usher look the fall i haven't
00:07:31.940 seen the end yet guys but the fall of the house of usher is absolutely insane if you're looking
00:07:38.660 for something to creep you out have like moral lessons a little more eyeliner the fall of the
00:07:45.140 house of usher uh i think the scariest movie um nightmare on elm street and then i would say that
00:07:53.140 uh but horror movies that i can't watch that are too bad hostile was horrible because it's eyeliner
00:08:00.580 it's all based on people getting like bought by billionaires so they the billionaire can do with
00:08:06.820 them whatever they want and the reason why it freaked me out is because i think it's happening
00:08:11.780 it's terrible right they did horrible things and then another movie i could never watch the end of
00:08:16.820 was the human centipede oh mouth the bum mouth the bum mouth the bum i like hocus pocus
00:08:26.580 babe this person asks what should i go for halloween they're letting us pick
00:08:30.500 pick her costume right now well what should they go as um
00:08:40.340 a human centipede i don't know how close you are with your friends but if i were you i'd be the front
00:08:49.540 all right this one's kind of i don't know if it's creepy or i don't know ever notice the veil seems
00:08:56.660 thinner near halloween meaning the veil between our world and people who have passed does it
00:09:03.380 seem thinner you're gonna see more ghosts are you gonna have more connection you're gonna feel those
00:09:07.700 little the the hairs on the back of your neck stand up i mean i don't know about now and the
00:09:13.940 veil now but i know that when i was little my bed used to be situated in a certain place where i
00:09:19.780 could see the stairs going down and there was always like a family of ghosts sitting on the
00:09:27.060 stairs it was a mom and dad a mom a dad and a daughter did you move no and then they just sat
00:09:33.140 there and um that was when i was little did they all just stare at you like sit there and look at
00:09:40.180 you that's it yeah that's all they ever did so i wasn't really scared of them but
00:09:43.940 they just sat there do they have chairs no on the steps because it was the stairs did
00:09:53.380 you're you're such an interesting vision of life like you're afraid of what
00:09:57.860 like the shining but you're not afraid of the dead people sitting on your stairs at your house
00:10:02.340 i mean i feel like they were protecting me this is twisted so twisted okay question
00:10:08.420 do you ever dress up in a theme or as a group you're gonna dress up as a group
00:10:13.380 did you do that today no oh why not um they didn't bring it oh kids blow oh no that's on monday oh
00:10:22.420 that's on monday open um i dress up in the theme usually at school last year we were peaky blinders
00:10:30.660 it was epic um this year well i can tell you guys all because you're not going to see it till
00:10:37.620 tuesday so this year go look for at metro prep academy on our instagram and i'll probably do a
00:10:43.620 tick tock we're all dressing up as iconic um horror movie villains so we're all going to be different
00:10:50.900 villains my costume is but by far the best um i love a solid group costume the costume that i
00:10:58.500 really want to do and i will do it one year is that i want the entire staff to go as those little
00:11:03.860 green men i want us all to have different like you know equipment but rather than guns and bazookas
00:11:10.100 i want us to have teaching stuff like a pencil and his reveal
00:11:18.100 look at those boots
00:11:21.620 we are ready
00:11:27.300 it's almost time for a party
00:11:31.460 and then we keep walking and we're gonna have some food laid out that I haven't done yet
00:11:48.560 Here's our table. Ooh, spooky. And then over here. And then a boo on this side. And then
00:12:00.400 my gnome graveyard. They turned them into ghosts. Wait, and a coffin tree. And spider
00:12:17.500 baby oreos no i don't i think that's a ghost and a ghost and mummy pigs in a blanket taquitos pizza
00:12:32.460 say hi
00:12:47.500 Who wrote, here we go, the horror novel, It?
00:12:54.500 Oh, easy! Easy!
00:12:57.500 I don't know!
00:12:59.500 That's the voiceover in Thriller.
00:13:02.500 Michael Jackson's Thriller.
00:13:04.500 Oh, I was going to say Michael Jackson.
00:13:07.500 Michael Jackson, it's not Michael Jackson.
00:13:10.500 Courtney?
00:13:11.500 What celebrity...
00:13:13.500 Is she saying?
00:13:15.500 So she's asking me what it is.
00:13:22.500 Is this Anna?
00:13:24.500 It's me. It's Anna Paak.
00:13:26.500 Day one!
00:13:28.500 Trudy and I, what did you guys get?
00:13:30.500 A little trophy? 0.97
00:13:31.500 Yay! 0.72
00:13:33.500 Still getting a kitchen ready.
00:13:38.500 We got none of the vlog.
00:13:42.500 Hold on! Hold on!
00:13:44.500 Three, two, one, go!
00:13:46.500 Okay, lefty.
00:13:48.500 Okay.
00:13:50.500 Ghostbusters!
00:13:52.500 Whoa!
00:13:54.500 Woohoo!
00:13:58.500 And she said forever, she meant forever.
00:14:00.500 Dismissed.