Unlearn16: Class is in Session - June 07, 2022


The One Where I Go Head to Head With A Comedian... And Lose My Canadian

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00:00:00.000 classes in session hey everybody welcome to unlearn 16 classes in session today
00:00:07.920 i have marie connor one of the well the funniest people i have seen on twitter um this tall awkward
00:00:17.920 girl at this tall awkward girl did i get that right it's this tall awk awk girl just because
00:00:24.960 oh my god what are you doing to me marie come on i'm gonna put that all in the comment section
00:00:31.360 so you guys can get it perfect um but hysterical on twitter now you're still hysterical in real
00:00:39.120 life because you're a professional comedian this is what you do i try yeah so how long has this
00:00:45.840 been your thing so I've been writing comedy probably like since 2013 but I've
00:00:55.560 been doing stand-up for about five years now so what'd you do before 2013 I was a
00:01:03.000 student sorry I actually yes there I thought you're gonna say something else
00:01:09.480 and i thought this was going to get very interesting very quickly uh no it's i know
00:01:16.840 exactly what you're thinking and ready i was a law student but i bet you're expecting that um
00:01:25.320 and so that's how i wrote uh learn how to write for twitter basically those short concise little
00:01:31.960 short and concise so you were a law student yep you don't want to be a lawyer you chuck it all
00:01:37.320 and you're like screw it i know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna write comedy because those are so 0.58
00:01:41.400 interwoven yes i and i gave my parents heart attacks um what a disappointment you must have
00:01:49.000 been i know right no i mean i i passed the bar i am like i can go um fight which helps with comedy
00:01:57.480 because i've been sued for defamation before which really oh we want to talk about i i've had
00:02:02.920 One piece is pending, yeah, with a Trump supporter. It's not, it has no legs. And then another one was like, a crazy person filing.
00:02:15.820 So it's when you talk about somebody in your act, that's what they're suing you for?
00:02:20.180 No, like on Twitter. It's not even the act.
00:02:22.700 Twitter!
00:02:23.640 Yeah.
00:02:24.820 You're really funny on Twitter. That's the problem. And it gains a lot of notoriety and people get really butthurt, you know?
00:02:30.000 But I'm like, I don't have to pay a lawyer to file something.
00:02:34.320 I can do it myself.
00:02:35.940 Amazing.
00:02:36.660 So you pass the bar and then you sit your parents down and say, listen, that was fun.
00:02:44.360 Thanks for the, what, however much law school costs.
00:02:47.800 And I'm going to start writing comedy, but you don't do standup.
00:02:51.040 You're going to write comedy for who?
00:02:53.080 So you can sell jokes to standup comedians.
00:02:57.160 and i also started like on a tumblr kind of doing jokes and just building up and then i
00:03:04.360 it's actually weird right after trump it all began election night 2016. let me take you back
00:03:12.040 i was at a house a house party all lesbians some of them went to wellesley college hillary clinton 0.97
00:03:18.120 those are serious lesbians oh yeah i'm the crazy conservative right winger to those 0.96
00:03:25.320 list yeah i know right and so i mean they had a cardboard cutout of hillary i mean uh donald 0.98
00:03:33.000 trump toilet paper and i was just kind of like i'm there for cake to be honest and it was really sad
00:03:40.520 because like after once uh wisconsin was called i was kind of like okay when are we gonna cut the
00:03:47.720 cake because people are like crying i don't know looking for drugs it was just like i don't know
00:03:54.440 messed up i would have bet my house against that election oh yeah i mean everyone well that was
00:03:59.800 the problem everyone's like trump's so great i'm like nobody showed up to vote yeah because
00:04:04.360 everybody assumed hillary would win i think some more women may have showed up but i it's just
00:04:12.680 i really think came down to is everybody just expected hillary is kind of like what's the 0.85
00:04:17.400 point why go out of my day hey that's sorry canada listen i say all the time excuse my swearing in a
00:04:28.120 second because i never swear but i say all these people say all the time like why do you care so
00:04:31.960 much about american politics i'm like because every time you the bed we get it all over us
00:04:36.760 because we're lying right beside you so any time you guys do something horrific or pass a law or 0.99
00:04:45.000 elect an idiot it gets all over us and then we get to have these little minions of replicas running 0.99
00:04:51.880 around canada like pierre poliver or or heaven forbid jordan peterson running around with with 1.00
00:04:59.560 like delusions of grandeur because you guys have elected an idiot so mostly i blame you 0.98
00:05:07.160 you're welcome i mean i just i pictured right now jordan peterson running around canada with a polar 1.00
00:05:12.600 bear up in the Yukon territory. That's what he does. Yeah. It is what he does. That's why he
00:05:19.880 sat a lot. Make him protect the maple syrup. I don't know. You know, Canada, you guys need to step up.
00:05:29.080 You know, build up that military. You guys have had it too easy. We've been putting money into
00:05:34.840 our military for years. Listen, our two guys in their boat do a great job. Thank you very much.
00:05:42.040 i don't think we need anymore we want to know why because we don't piss anybody off
00:05:46.600 hey who i the queen if you take her off your money i'm okay we're not gonna wait a minute
00:05:54.440 we're not gonna piss off the queen we're gonna wait respectfully for her to move on 0.91
00:06:00.920 onwards and upwards and then we're gonna disrespectfully piss off prince charles
00:06:05.640 because nobody likes him with a smile on my face so i well i'm of irish descent so
00:06:14.080 the royal family but um no i mean i i support putting a wall up above canada only because
00:06:21.540 that's how i think my family illegally entered like a hundred and whatever years ago they want
00:06:26.660 to stop you want to stop people saying please and thank you what are you trying to stop at
00:06:30.660 border here hell yeah i'm sick of this nice jesus what is this you guys are just like
00:06:38.660 the nice cousin of we are wisconsin nice educated cousin of wisconsin
00:06:48.180 all right i remember you have mcgill university up there right yes that's right where kids would
00:06:54.820 go when they didn't get into harvard oh my god harvard but haven't you heard about that that
00:07:01.860 lovely little test where kids go to the state school like the really crappy state school
00:07:06.420 and they write an essay to get a b and then they hand it into harvard and they get an a
00:07:12.580 no what did i got oh i'm gonna send you that footage students wanted to test out harvard
00:07:20.020 so there were kids that were going to a local state school writing paper seeing what kind of
00:07:24.900 grades they got and then they'd hand the same paper into a harvard professor and a harvard
00:07:29.700 professor would give them an a i don't know i'm just saying maybe they want to perpetuate the
00:07:39.620 illusion they have the best and the brightest so they give them great marks and they get great
00:07:44.740 jobs because they have that harvard piece of paper but nobody ever knows the difference because
00:07:50.260 there's law firms that only hire harvard grads how would they ever know they're never going to
00:07:57.860 know could have been better from you know i don't know pennsylvania state or something
00:08:05.700 penn state is that trump went to upenn trump bought his way into upenn listen most of your
00:08:14.180 presidents bought their degrees let's be honest and he only he went to undergrad which is funny
00:08:19.300 because upenn is known for its business school like to get a master's in business right but he
00:08:25.620 always talks about going to wharton yeah but he went undergrad so it's like it's kind of like
00:08:33.060 pretending you went to harvard law school but you well no harvard undergrad is so hard but 0.99
00:08:36.980 but he's an idiot, but he helped my career. 0.96
00:08:43.160 He helped, okay, so it's 2016, 1.00
00:08:45.260 you're sitting in a room with a bunch of angry, 1.00
00:08:48.380 Hillary-loving lesbians. 1.00
00:08:50.120 Yeah, once Wisconsin went, I was like, 1.00
00:08:52.860 I'm gonna have to cut this cake myself.
00:08:55.640 People are like, I have to leave.
00:08:58.460 We're gonna be sent into camps.
00:08:59.960 I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we still have the constitution,
00:09:02.260 calm down, and there was like one other lawyer there,
00:09:04.760 it was kind of like let's talk them off the you know the ledge um and so i kind of was like
00:09:13.400 you know i to handle stress or hard time when i i write jokes i deal with it by with laughter i've
00:09:22.840 just i'm not a crier i'm not a hugger right it makes me it makes everyone uncomfortable when i
00:09:30.040 try to be empathetic like i'll remember that i'm horrible at funerals i'm just like i'll stay in
00:09:37.160 the corner out of respect just don't talk to me don't exactly that's why i can't debate jordan
00:09:43.640 peterson because he's dead it's fair he looks like he's dead i would get confused and awkward i think
00:09:49.800 you might be but um yeah dead people um so i started my twitter just kind of to start throwing
00:10:01.240 out jokes and it just kind of picked up i mean and i've been going ever since and some crazy it's
00:10:10.520 it's crazy just the things i've been able to do from just opening up that twitter account
00:10:18.120 and kind of throwing out my stuff it's like i i actually did um the trump rose or kathy griffin
00:10:24.600 remember with the head yeah yeah so she got so much crap brilliant and um i mean it was like
00:10:32.200 death threats horrible people and she reached out to me and had me um also she's like the coolest
00:10:39.960 human being ever but do this trump roast in dc and i go down and it was right in front of the
00:10:46.840 the white house wow and i was like i mean as a somebody who's studied the law and i mean this
00:10:52.900 was one of the coolest moments of my life i'm sitting here making fun of the president of the
00:10:57.160 united states amazing maga people there's you know democrats there's the secret service with
00:11:03.540 all those big ache like the big guns not the ar-15 like the ones you can't buy a and um so
00:11:11.980 nice walmart for that like a bb gun for you guys um we got the big guns here and you know they're
00:11:19.660 all snipers and people are getting picked out of the crowd because people are yelling and i just
00:11:23.980 love that i i was yeah i liked being booed like during sports games i liked playing away
00:11:30.460 it just like fires me out there's some deep underpinnings there we'll come we'll circle back
00:11:35.580 maybe sit down delve into that psyche a little bit there might be some issues that yeah uh are
00:11:41.660 your therapist at but um so i mean that was probably one of the coolest moments because it's 0.98
00:11:49.740 america sucks though and i'll get to the whatever but like as much as america sucks when you have 0.99
00:11:54.940 trump as president i think he's a scumbag i don't think he knows anything about how this 1.00
00:11:58.780 nation was founded what it stands for the history anything and um but for me to be able to be there 0.99
00:12:07.420 in front of the white house and to make fun of the president there are a lot of countries you
00:12:12.860 can't do that and that's what you have to appreciate and that goes into free speech
00:12:16.620 sure i got to make fun of sarah sanders too and i know she was listening okay wait here's my
00:12:21.340 question because like you kind of skipped over you're like i wrote a few jokes on twitter and
00:12:25.500 then all of a sudden i'm best friends with kathy griffiths listen there what what how did that
00:12:32.220 bridge like how did you go from writing some crap on on twitter and you have like 90 000 80 000
00:12:38.540 however many followers on twitter but you have all those followers on twitter and then all of 0.96
00:12:43.100 a sudden kathy's like come on down let's roast them i'm just that good of a writer okay then 0.54
00:12:49.660 that's the end of the story folks i'll tell you actually she was getting you know crucified
00:12:55.020 by everyone and i mean maggot people death threats all of that and also you have the u.s government 0.99
00:13:03.740 investing like investigating whether she's trying to assassinate the president i mean that's insane 0.82
00:13:09.900 and that is just bullying it's everything that's anti-american and um so she made a tweet or 0.79
00:13:18.620 something and people were just shitting on it and i wrote listen mocking people in power is probably
00:13:26.060 the most american thing a person can do yeah and you know she reached out to me after and was like
00:13:32.620 thank you so much because this is when the left was also yes everybody brought her under the bus 0.95
00:13:37.740 and being like that was so stupid which is like shut up um and then we just opened the conversation
00:13:46.540 and i actually went to her show when she came to boston and it's funny stormy daniels was sitting 0.99
00:13:53.020 behind me stop it um oh well yeah which is funny because then i ended up featuring for her when she
00:14:00.220 did her comedy tour what kind of a word and that was i i didn't even meet her i was just like who's
00:14:06.380 the person wearing this like red cocktail dress at a comedy show in boston massachusetts
00:14:11.660 Vegas Vegas it's just it stands out okay everybody wears dark clothes we're still
00:14:21.260 Puritans here in Massachusetts very very serious in Boston wearing red on a Friday night
00:14:28.620 but she's a witch um but uh yeah and so then she randomly reached out to me on Twitter was just 0.94
00:14:38.220 like hey i'm putting this thing together it's like the kremlin annex which they had been doing
00:14:43.320 they were basically doing a protest every night outside the white house while trump was in office 0.95
00:14:48.840 and she was like would you like to come and i i was like uh fuck yeah i mean i'm on my way kathy 0.94
00:14:55.840 yeah and basically and i booked my flight and went down and uh what was crazy is she booked 0.60
00:15:04.080 three other female comics and they were dc i was the only one who was brought in yeah and it was
00:15:10.160 very last minute for me so i didn't even get it on the like press release or anything right those 0.99
00:15:14.960 three comics saw basically all the people fighting i mean it was mag people stupid hats they're 0.56
00:15:21.760 wearing these oversized suits like and i'm like you stole that for your older brother like the 0.81
00:15:28.720 jacket's navy but the pants are black i'm like you're not i wasn't there i'm so angry yeah yeah
00:15:34.160 but it was so like about i was like oh you trolls this is what you look like exactly what i thought
00:15:39.280 you looked like and i'm like and you're making fun of me you know it's like the wizard of oz 0.68
00:15:44.240 now i'm seen behind the curtain you're a loser but um i mean some of them are cool but
00:15:52.000 it was just i and i love again i love that kind of stuff i love the booing i'm like 0.93
00:15:56.400 you know you're gonna have to take me off this yeah stage if you want me to go um
00:16:01.440 but hopefully service has my back it's an american oh yeah take out the canadians no but uh
00:16:09.760 we are trying nicely to protect you so those three comics bailed
00:16:14.320 while up there about to intro us she went out did her bet and we had planned it and then each of us
00:16:20.640 were going to go. And so then it was just like, and it was live streamed to thousands of people.
00:16:26.240 Oh my God, I watched this. I just got up there. I just didn't find this, right?
00:16:29.520 I did do that. It doesn't matter. That was it. That was your Eminem moment. You should have been
00:16:37.760 singing with a hoodie on in the back, throwing up spaghetti. Like that was it. If you remember,
00:16:43.840 Eminem did not do well on his first try and then he filled it at the end. Yeah.
00:16:48.880 but it didn't matter you still you still went out there and you got it done and you made a
00:16:53.540 connection with somebody it's relatively important in the industry that's bad and you did it under
00:16:58.380 all of that duress and all of that you know yeah well i mean she had a lot worse she was getting
00:17:04.280 like the daily mail was chasing her i mean it was really i have so much respect for her
00:17:11.220 because also as a comic you know crazy things can happen you have to deal with drunk people
00:17:17.800 all the time you have to deal with whatever and for her she's going to introduce comics who
00:17:25.140 aren't there so she says their name and everyone's like who and then i just like that's my time to
00:17:29.660 shine i march i'm like it's the marie show i'm like hell yeah and um so i went and i mean i
00:17:39.640 didn't have that much material or anything and you you didn't think you had to fill like three
00:17:44.980 comics exactly and so kathy just ended up she just went right into her set and this was after i had
00:17:50.900 gone to her show so yeah she just handled it like with such class and as a pro right nobody in the
00:17:56.820 audience would know anything was went wrong right and that it just taught me like such a like don't 0.92
00:18:03.700 bitch don't complain don't be like sorry this would have been better just go out there and do 1.00
00:18:08.900 your job knock them down yeah yeah and she's really one of the nicest people also i've dealt 1.00
00:18:15.660 with celebrities before most are assholes which one she couldn't i don't know she could not be 1.00
00:18:22.740 a more like a nicer person and somebody wants to lift up people you know she called checked in when 1.00
00:18:29.060 i got to dc and then thanked me after she like thanked me while she was then going to lunch with
00:18:35.660 hillary clinton i'm like why are you even acknowledging my existence that's you know what
00:18:41.620 because well a she's a good person and there there's a rarity but b it's because
00:18:47.520 i think that you you have authentic people that see authentic people and then that's it it doesn't
00:18:56.100 matter where you are in your life it doesn't matter money or fame or whatever if you're an
00:19:01.800 authentic person i i truly believe this you draw in or you you try to draw in those people when
00:19:08.700 you see them you better hold on with both hands because it happens everywhere right like a lot
00:19:13.700 of people love to chirp about celebrities and how they're such you know they're they're this and
00:19:18.160 they're that i'm like you know what lots of people are garbage i i i have been in lots of jobs met 0.97
00:19:24.460 lots of people you know what there's asses everywhere you don't need to be rich to be one 0.83
00:19:29.020 um but authenticity and i think kathy griffiths whether you love her or hate her comedy doesn't
00:19:36.140 matter you have to appreciate her authenticity nothing about her is fake nothing you know
00:19:43.980 yeah and then she'll tell her like this and she's funny she's genuinely there are some times you
00:19:49.820 meet people and you're like you're actually really not that funny but she just off the cuff on the
00:19:54.080 phone like is just a naturally funny person and i always am like oh that's refreshing so as we're
00:20:01.080 gonna stream into this then um let's say you're hosting the academy awards and you make a joke
00:20:07.300 about my wife and i come up how do you handle that how do you handle your let's say you had a
00:20:15.540 will smith moment what do you do well see that's if you were at a comedy show i would destroy 0.89
00:20:26.320 you like verbally or you just throw it out no verb so you take the hit you take the hit 0.92
00:20:35.900 no you would miss too i'm too high i'm like i would just be like 1.00
00:20:41.960 and then you just destroy it yeah i'd be like you missed like a bitch i don't know okay well 0.99
00:20:51.320 what if they connected what if they connected and they got like because let's be honest will 0.98
00:20:55.640 connected i thought it was a joke everybody in the world thought his joke i thought his hand was
00:20:59.560 up there because it was such a loud noise but i mean dude had a bit of a swell what do you do what
00:21:06.120 do you do in that situation i mean at the i will say the at the academy awards i think chris rock
00:21:14.120 handled it again like a pro yeah in terms of comedians yeah and because comedians are smart
00:21:21.240 and they can they can he could have shredded them you know he's made jokes about them before right
00:21:26.520 in front of a huge audience and people would have been like they deserve you know will smith deserved
00:21:32.280 it right but he didn't because it's the academy awards i mean that's and you're getting paid or
00:21:39.480 i mean i don't really know how yeah for sure his work or whatever but it's it's a time place and
00:21:44.280 manner thing you know if if you were at the club and you did it you know it's game on which i mean
00:21:52.920 nobody should do that at a club either right there's no you should never use violence to
00:21:58.680 the words i think afterwards you know jade because you know alopecia and things like that
00:22:05.760 you could rip chris rock apart or say you know it was mean of him to say that although i don't
00:22:13.000 think he knew about and also i'm like gig was hot i took it as a compliment because i didn't know
00:22:21.680 about i didn't even know why i i didn't know at that moment why so i took it as a compliment
00:22:26.060 and then just i think everybody it just went sideways and and will laughed at the beginning
00:22:33.460 and then looked over and knew he was in trouble but like all of that aside because it you know
00:22:39.740 oh that look like i'm like what are you gonna do about it oh no um all of that aside it really
00:22:48.680 boils down to nobody says what he did was okay but it boils down to is do you think there's a line
00:22:56.760 any line as a comedian should there ever be a line no no and i i understand why people think
00:23:07.660 there should be a line but i do believe enough i did a one-liner contest i remember
00:23:13.360 years ago and you know boston is a heavy writer town in terms of comedy like la is more like
00:23:22.200 performance um new york's also i mean it's hard to make it in new york you know and but boston's
00:23:29.740 very much a writer's town you're not gonna get laughs by just being zini you know you have to
00:23:36.860 have something has to be a good yeah yeah like people are gonna be like you want to make me laugh 0.57
00:23:43.100 good luck let's go you got to earn the laughs and I remember like one of the guy he like drove up
00:23:50.040 he's from New Jersey and he was all like oh I have all this stuff he gets up does his first joke
00:23:56.100 it was a oven joke about uh god it was so bad I it they should just play that because the most
00:24:10.220 uncomfortable of everyone just going
00:24:12.100 silent and being like I hate you 0.82
00:24:14.120 basically and he made though 0.77
00:24:16.080 it was like girlfriend or whatever
00:24:17.920 and it was basically a holocaust joke but
00:24:19.960 not
00:24:20.500 and 0.99
00:24:22.840 it was just like get the fuck off 0.99
00:24:26.120 the stage like it was just so bad 1.00
00:24:27.880 especially he's Italian it's like 1.00
00:24:29.620 there's no 1.00
00:24:30.720 like only worse 1.00
00:24:34.060 if you were German like 0.99
00:24:35.660 and
00:24:37.060 so that's
00:24:40.220 with the line i don't think comedians should ever there should be a line but i do think the crowd
00:24:47.580 usually will give it exactly what you deserve so if you do say things out you know it it can be
00:24:54.940 funny like there are things that can be funny i don't know about the holocaust i'm not even gonna
00:25:00.780 touch on that because because we can go i mean because this has been happening for a while
00:25:06.140 right you've been you've been watching and but this has always been the case i listen i've been
00:25:10.700 watching some marvelous miss mazel um so i feel pretty you know a part of that scene and very
00:25:17.340 educated in the i wish i had a tight 10. um i i want to use that somewhere inappropriately but um
00:25:26.460 what the interesting part there is everybody thinks this is new like this kind of you know
00:25:32.220 censorship is new this is all so new and you watch what went on then in a in a very real way
00:25:37.980 i realize it's a fictional show but it's still based on real like lenny bruce was a real guy
00:25:41.740 who ended up going to jail a boatload of times for for what he said you know because his his
00:25:47.500 language was crass because they talked about sex because whatever and you watch that show and you
00:25:54.700 and it's always been the case where comedians job seemingly has always been to push as hard
00:26:03.980 as conceivably possible at every boundary and then wait to see did you think it was funny
00:26:15.420 whoever you are right and somehow that's indicative of something but it's not new
00:26:21.580 like the censorship is not new of comedians like it it's broadened you know um because i think about
00:26:29.820 the stuff that wasn't allowed and what we're allowed to say and and then we roll into you
00:26:33.900 know when you said the holocaust stuff i know that roseanne was a big fan of making those jokes
00:26:38.460 because she was jewish and and so she she was like listen i can do it because i'm jewish what
00:26:44.620 do you think about that i mean um again i i think you can go for it i really don't see how because
00:26:54.220 it's also it's how would a five foot eleven blonde girl make that joke and people be like oh she has 0.78
00:27:05.180 a good point makes a good point you know like it's it's different if it's coming from somebody
00:27:10.380 you know what i mean like it's just i mean maybe i'm not that good of a comic but i don't know how
00:27:18.380 i can make it make it funny make it funny because people just feel like oh you know yeah yeah it
00:27:25.460 would be cringy right i mean because then we we translate over no pun intended but we transition
00:27:32.060 over to Dave Chappelle and, uh, and his shtick. Um, and a lot of people were asking my opinion
00:27:41.360 about, you know, his jokes and stuff. I'm like, you know what? I don't really, I don't really
00:27:45.040 watch. I'm going to go watch. I watched three of his specials in a row to sort of get a vibe so I
00:27:50.340 could talk, I could speak on it. And I'm like, first of all, why is he recycling material in
00:27:57.920 different specials is that is that okay netflix says i'm gonna pay you for three specials but
00:28:04.120 go ahead use the same jokes that's a dream i mean well no usually i mean chappelle's in another
00:28:13.460 league of in terms of the pay i mean netflix netflix still is not that much for a normal
00:28:20.180 oh really no so he's not writing new stuff he's like and the other thing well no usually what it
00:28:25.820 is i mean here's the big behind comedy um you start with your type five then you get to your
00:28:32.060 type 10 and then you get like your 15 to 20 to feature and then 30 to an hour whatever
00:28:41.340 and a lot of time i mean people you do the same material you add stuff in you change it you work
00:28:46.860 on it there are comedians who've been doing the same stuff for you know eight to ten years and
00:28:52.380 that's what gets it perfect i know it sounds weird but that's why they're so good nobody really
00:28:58.140 nobody's getting you can riff and there's you know obvious reactions to you know crown stuff
00:29:04.220 but most of that material has been written for a really long time and so when you do do a special
00:29:12.060 you have to retire all of that material and write new material right so that's kind of with the pay
00:29:18.940 let's say you get ten thousand dollars that's like you know if that's your material and you're
00:29:25.020 you know it's it's not a lot to retire stuff yeah that yeah but i haven't watched the chapelle
00:29:33.100 to be honest people i don't watch as much stand-up comedy um there are certain comics i like and i
00:29:41.180 like seeing people live yeah i just i don't know why i don't like watching it on tv it is weird
00:29:47.660 it's kind of like um it's kind of like watching broadway it you lose something without the energy
00:29:54.300 of the room maybe oh totally oh zoom comedy okay yeah yeah yeah like covid i did two i think zoom
00:30:07.260 shows because i was like this is awful it's kind of like doing a podcast because i'm like where do
00:30:11.980 i look but it's delayed reaction and it's all comics because nobody wants some it's just it's
00:30:18.860 not real comedy and a lot of it is playing off the crowd and how you react and it's it's just
00:30:26.460 uncomfortable i don't know i think um yeah i think that that we there's a whole bunch of factors that
00:30:33.820 go into that but i think you know i think everybody understands that energy and everybody understands
00:30:41.180 what it is to sort of to to feed off of that and i think you give more space to it too i think people
00:30:48.940 are can be even funnier just because you're in that room they can be you know everything just
00:30:54.700 hits differently so we're talking about comedians and you don't watch i think it's funny you don't
00:30:59.020 watch a lot of comedians who's your favorite besides kathy griffith okay kathy for life um
00:31:05.500 um in terms of people one of my favorite i like full belly laughter and if she's ever in your
00:31:15.580 city go see is jessica carson oh i don't know i'm gonna look her up yeah she is so funny live it
00:31:25.000 it's just and a lot of it is just off the cuff and right crowd interactions and she's so funny
00:31:32.200 and so nice um i like nice people uh you see you are canadian in your soul hey
00:31:43.240 that's a little that was a little fonzie not so canada that's yeah no that's just the boston in me
00:31:53.960 i again i i can hold a grudge and i once sat in montreal traffic for three hours trying to get to
00:31:59.160 It's a Mount Jambon.
00:32:00.480 You're in Montreal.
00:32:01.860 We just got to work on how you said it.
00:32:04.700 Listen, that's Quebec, first of all.
00:32:08.600 Quebec.
00:32:09.960 Quebec.
00:32:11.080 That's how you say it, Quebec.
00:32:13.860 Pick a language, Quebec.
00:32:15.500 You say it with a heart.
00:32:16.680 Listen, we've been trying to fix that problem for a very long time.
00:32:21.080 It's a situation.
00:32:23.960 You guys have your issues.
00:32:25.420 Texas, I think, has wanted to leave for a very long time.
00:32:28.260 They keep trying.
00:32:29.160 um but i think you gotta you have to like immerse yourself you got stuck in traffic but did you have
00:32:37.040 smoked meat did you go to the bagel store in the in you know the famous areas no you sat traffic
00:32:43.680 do most people get out of the cars in traffic and go to the bagel place yeah well if you're stuck
00:32:49.840 in traffic why don't you get out and get a bagel maybe you would have been a little bit happier
00:32:53.060 you could have sat you could have eaten your bagel everything would have been nicer maybe
00:32:57.380 some smokey i don't know some poutine um uh where where did i go in eighth grade we used to there
00:33:04.260 was like a class field trip to quebec we stayed at d chateau um and like chateau frontenac where
00:33:14.420 did you guys stay i don't know it was a building and i just remember like they were like don't
00:33:20.020 buy cigarettes because we couldn't apparently buy cigarettes at like 12 or whatever no you
00:33:24.820 put it in grade eight you came that's so funny what an interesting thing it started out as the
00:33:30.980 french class field trip oh yeah it makes sense then the spanish kids were like i'm gonna spanish
00:33:37.460 class not whatever um spanish class kids were like oh i'm gonna take french instead because i
00:33:42.500 want to go on this field trip spanish class wasn't going anywhere fun we were having fiesta so then
00:33:47.620 they were finally like we'll make it the eighth grade class trip and everyone will go but then
00:33:50.900 And the Spanish-class kids were like, what homework are we going to do? 0.97
00:33:54.280 Because the French kids all had to do, you know, translation shit. 0.98
00:33:58.640 And we were just like, okay, we'll go to the Sugar Shack and eat a little hot dog wiener. 0.99
00:34:03.980 And everyone in my class at 14, like, had an eating disorder.
00:34:07.000 And they took us to one of those, like, I think it was called the Sugar Shack.
00:34:09.860 And I just remember all of us, like, eating the Special K Diet.
00:34:13.800 And they drop a big bowl of little cocktail wieners with maple syrup in the bowl.
00:34:20.300 and it was just kind of like what school did you go to where everybody had an eating disorder and
00:34:26.560 for fun you come to canada i was homeschooled apparently yeah yeah it was three kids wasn't
00:34:33.000 it i a stranger exactly exactly okay so you've been on twitter forever we we we tapped into
00:34:40.420 free speech just a little bit and i'm going to take out the word free speech because y'all have 0.61
00:34:45.040 messed it up so much that nobody even understands what the hell yeah you all you guys have free 0.51
00:34:50.640 speech yeah you did because everybody's like chirping and yelling that they don't have free 1.00
00:34:55.880 speech on twitter meanwhile you're a lawyer that's not how it applies you dumb nits like 0.99
00:35:02.360 it's not about free speech from your government so i want to you know i wish we could come up with 0.97
00:35:08.580 another term so we'd stop messing them i also can't hear the word freedom anymore without
00:35:13.180 think thinking of the wrong side of the fence it used to mean something good well that's because
00:35:17.900 you still have the queen on your currency and you speak french you know what you like it doesn't
00:35:24.300 make sense because the french the english totally different sides in europe for a long time and then
00:35:29.500 canada is like we can't kick either of them out so we'll just accept the day well the french and
00:35:36.780 the british mended fences so they could both committed genocide against the indigenous
00:35:42.140 population see they they found a commonality there and that's makes that explains the revolution and
00:35:49.580 why the french joined up with us and a lot of other wars that people join up with you guys what part
00:35:56.060 did you learn in your history uh the revolutionary war they kind of helped us out we gotta take out
00:36:00.380 that british navy somehow what are you oh the french in france french not the french canadians
00:36:06.780 oh yeah oh yeah you're talking about france you're right but you guys don't talk about
00:36:12.620 that's the only way you won that war and then we never paid our debt it really is funny too
00:36:17.740 like because it was the before the french and indian war and the british basically sent all
00:36:25.980 the troops to fight it for and then we were like yeah we don't want to pay that we're not paying
00:36:31.100 that tax on tea i mean that's what our country is we're a bunch of nutcases nobody came over here
00:36:37.900 because things are going great in england for them or wherever yeah i mean there was that whole
00:36:43.500 puritan thing i i think what also is interesting so we're talking about free have you ever had
00:36:48.460 anything taken down uh off twitter well obviously started a hashtag um against tommy lauren and i
00:36:56.700 called her tampon lampshade or something yeah tampon lampshade and that's it yeah it was taken
00:37:02.860 out i mean oh no i've had others but i've deserved it i feel like i've called people mean things
00:37:10.300 mean things okay which was like not even trying hard it was if i've been swearing or just calling
00:37:15.580 you a c-word it's i'm lazy that day okay i got places to be okay so first of all nobody has
00:37:23.900 free speech on twitter because free speech is a is an amendment protected in opposition to the 0.90
00:37:29.580 government so i'm going to put that over here all right what do you think because we have you have
00:37:34.060 elon musk you're a patron saint of all saviors coming to save you guys and all of your speech
00:37:39.180 rights on twitter uh and he's and he's gonna free everybody so nobody ever has to fake
00:37:45.020 do you think there should be a line on twitter
00:37:47.100 oh so my thing is i feel like no but then i also feel like i understand from a business perspective
00:38:00.820 why there needs to be because people are going to leave twitter if you're constantly being harassed
00:38:06.560 and bullied or constantly seeing like i think twitter sucks right now i hate to say it it's
00:38:13.040 it's just people are i don't know it's gotten really it's just not fun i find it the meanest
00:38:21.480 place on earth like i started on tiktok and i've had a twitter account forever but to be honest for
00:38:27.000 about five years i didn't know how to use it so it just kind of sat there um and then eventually
00:38:32.260 i just started bringing stuff over but i find it like cut throat like it is cut throat like you put
00:38:39.720 something up and people go for the jugular and i'm curious as to what's actually getting taken
00:38:45.160 off because i'm like well if this isn't getting taken off what is getting taken off i mean i think
00:38:52.120 it's so stupid because what i think a lot of it is is that people you get clout it's like
00:38:58.600 oh i was censored and and then you know whoever whatever party you're for is going to back you up 0.99
00:39:06.120 and you can cry and you know make money off of it the amount of people I've seen
00:39:12.300 sell out I've had I had right-wing people who in the beginning in like 2016
00:39:18.060 2017 were like oh like oh do you want to come and be on you know yeah Patriot
00:39:25.020 radio or whatever and I was like no I want to continue dating my girlfriend 1.00
00:39:30.220 who would murder me if I to make money started being like gays do they need to 1.00
00:39:35.200 married really it's just a word why do they need it too listen i could do that i can argue both 0.97
00:39:42.160 sides i could argue why gay people shouldn't get married stop it i'm gonna need to hear that
00:39:47.600 argument you'd yeah you'd be you'd be the candace owens of gay women exactly and then the house of 0.99
00:39:55.600 lesbians crying would come after me and how and they're mean and they have tools you don't want 0.98
00:40:03.120 i'm terrified you should be no but i think a lot of it is i think a lot of because to be 1.00
00:40:13.680 a comic you have to be very self-reflective and you got to be able to take the piss out of yourself
00:40:17.920 as well as people in power yeah and i think right wing it's it's just very
00:40:27.600 i believe like everyone should be able to take shots if you want to give it out i'm like you
00:40:32.400 can take a shot at me but i get a rebuttal and you better know that it's gonna be crafted and
00:40:37.600 it's gonna nail you right yeah yeah and why i get so upset because i just feel like with the right
00:40:45.520 wing right now is everyone's just like let's make fun of trans people yeah and to me they always
00:40:51.760 pick a group because well you know why that is though right historically it's always if you can
00:40:58.080 clearly define a group it is so much easier to rally hate around have them look over here and
00:41:04.800 not focus over here so much i mean and and this right now that's the group and it's just it's
00:41:10.880 what gay people used to be before in the 80s and up until you know absolutely recently and it's and
00:41:17.920 especially when i see gay people you know talking because i you can have whatever opinion but like
00:41:25.840 just like what world are you living in where you think like people like oh the trans community is
00:41:30.160 beating up on me i'm like no the internet allows everyone to have a voice and you're not used to
00:41:34.800 people coming after you because you have had power your entire life because nobody on the street is
00:41:41.760 coming up to you okay and you know i'm one of the same things but you've got to be kidding me if you
00:41:48.160 think trans people have it easy on the street and aren't getting from people and that's what i look
00:41:53.360 and i'll always defend it because i i hate it when i see a group of people and they're just like oh 0.86
00:41:58.240 women's sports i'm like what the did republicans get who who made a wish on a monkey's paw that
00:42:04.080 republicans would care about women's sports what was the woman trying to shut down women's soccer
00:42:11.120 what movie was that what do you wish on the monkey's ball it was like are you for the dark
00:42:15.280 which was a canadian show by the way so i'll give you props for that thank you very much
00:42:25.200 most of my shows 100 on that i think i i and that's the biggest you know the the you can't 0.93
00:42:32.960 you can't make fun you can't go back and forth what did i i typed in the word moron moron that's
00:42:38.240 as mean as i got moron and twitter said are you sure you want to tweet this this isn't the 0.97
00:42:45.040 appropriate language or something it gave me a warning before i hit send and i'm like yeah 0.61
00:42:51.040 you're checking me on moron did you see what that last guy just wrote to me i mean i don't 0.60
00:42:57.520 you know it's an algorithm and it's like everyone just keeps complaining about oh i'm getting 0.95
00:43:03.200 censored no you're tripping a thing that they have a list of words and then they're gonna
00:43:08.640 put you through another system that checks to see if more words are there that show and then maybe
00:43:14.480 eventually somebody will look at it and try to put it in context but like get over yourself in reality
00:43:20.480 most of it and that's why i try to word things in certain ways and especially sarcasm i mean if
00:43:27.120 you're smart you can actually throw some zingers at people without risking getting kicked off
00:43:35.040 you know what honestly i feel like my wife is the number one person reporting my tweets because she
00:43:40.160 wants me on twitter why would she want you off she hates it i think she loves me and
00:43:50.400 and like doesn't love this you know oh so she's like just tired of watching you always on your
00:43:56.160 phone yeah i mean i've gotten better i used to be especially during the well she also does
00:44:03.440 like anesthesia so during the pandemic she'd be coming in like you know having a hell of a day
00:44:11.920 working at overnight and like dealing with people dying covid while she's in a hazmat suit and i'm
00:44:17.040 like look i went viral today on a like making fun of trump and she's like uh we're breaking up
00:44:26.720 okay that so there leads it into i think because i think there's a world of difference between 0.99
00:44:31.440 people going back and forth at each other or whatever and saying you suck no you suck first 0.99
00:44:35.280 of all it's all embarrassing for sometimes um but then what about what about people like trump 0.99
00:44:42.720 getting kicked off so i don't hmm marjorie taylor green the woman that says jews made a space laser
00:44:50.880 and started forest fires i first of all i think she should be checked because i honestly think 0.99
00:44:58.800 she's a neanderthal throwing it back with that i don't think she's a homo sapien and i run her 0.99
00:45:05.120 i want to run against her just so i can make t-shirts that say vote for the homo parentheses
00:45:09.760 sapien you should i think i think it's a wide open race you know if you google neanderthal
00:45:19.120 like the first photo you'll be like i think that's her what is she doing at the natural
00:45:24.880 history museum and i'm like no wonder she's a creationist she doesn't believe in her parents 1.00
00:45:32.400 she's awful but she's an idiot and she's paid like that's the other thing i feel like if i 1.00
00:45:38.160 did do right wing i could be a senator right now whoa easy easy well you know you know the talking 1.00
00:45:44.560 points i know the talking points it's not hard it's just like you know give people somebody
00:45:50.880 to hate and somebody to blame you know their problems on and talk about the good old days
00:45:56.960 listen i think this has never existed yet that never existed but the ability to tap into nostalgia
00:46:03.840 especially of white people uh not even middle lower middle class white people i think to stop
00:46:14.120 into a leave it to beaver era that never existed but we remember seeing the tv show
00:46:19.380 i think is a pretty powerful thing and and that's what they do and that's what you know 0.95
00:46:25.900 everybody's like make america great again it was such a such garbage such garbage i'm like 0.56
00:46:30.400 it's unfortunately brilliant it for what it was trying to do you know for who reagan created that 0.95
00:46:38.000 slogan or somebody before him i think like that nothing trump has done is original no um but
00:46:47.960 i do yeah i mean i think people are striving for something that never actually existed it's kind of
00:46:55.600 when people are like oh well there were fewer rapes back in the 60s well rape wasn't illegal
00:47:01.280 like in marriages yeah until the 70s and that's why in canada that was 85. hey well you're welcome
00:47:13.520 listen but you all are going backwards right now i don't know what the hell is going on it's funny
00:47:18.640 well you talk about oh i was gonna say here's the thing about free speech that i will say
00:47:25.360 what annoys me is people will report i dunk on a lot of people and i love it i mean i i'm i kind
00:47:33.040 of i'm an insult comic i can do a roast battle like no other um and but people will report it
00:47:41.360 because a lot of times they'll say you know anti-gay things to me and i'm like you know 0.71
00:47:46.640 oh okay cool guy listen you know dedicates his life to hating homosexuals because that's normal
00:47:53.840 for a straight person to do right um and yours gets reported no they'll report the guy and then
00:48:00.000 the tweet will go away and i'm like no i want to put this on display so people can see what
00:48:04.880 these people are saying because when they get to cry i'm being censored then people are like oh well
00:48:10.960 that's not good because there is the thing about free speech is i or with all laws i would never
00:48:18.560 pass a law that i wouldn't want my greatest enemy to also be able to use right and that's how i feel 0.92
00:48:26.720 about with laws like you have to before you're you know support it the worst for like a don the 0.83
00:48:35.440 worst person in the world would you fare well if they had that power true but but free speech in
00:48:42.960 your country and and and in mine i mean it always within both constitutions stipulates within
00:48:49.440 reasonable and justifiable limits so like there are reasonable limits to free speech it is not
00:48:55.360 absolute nobody's ever said that your right to free speech is absolute right um no well first
00:49:03.520 of all you guys have a constitution i don't know when did you have yours i swear to god everything
00:49:09.360 was after 17. first of all yes we did but you know what uh it was working fine for a while and then
00:49:18.240 we picked up our own charter of rights and freedoms in 1982. 82 that was our own we're a
00:49:26.000 brand new country you are you're a little cousin we're just that's why we have our military ready
00:49:32.240 like don't mess with our little you kiss everybody off and then you need to have a military ready
00:49:38.640 stop invading every other country you don't have to have such a strong bubble iron man
00:49:43.600 we will well i mean we have a laugh
00:49:49.040 okay so wait a minute so i'm gonna give you an example because i i i agree i i like i like
00:49:57.360 everybody to be able to say because i do believe that better ideas win fundamentally i believe that
00:50:03.360 fundamentally i believe that having said that we used to have uh in alberta which is a province
00:50:09.520 in the west um there was a history teacher taught history the same as i did are you laughing because
00:50:15.440 you know about alberta some people don't know where albert no i'm just remembering geography
00:50:19.920 okay you're like i remember i got yukon that was pretty easy the yukon territory i think
00:50:25.120 of the project this was a teacher taught history 10 before the internet okay and that's important
00:50:32.160 for what i'm about to say he taught now he was in alberta and he taught in northern like a bit
00:50:38.560 northern alberta um for years 10 15 years that the holocaust didn't happen think about it for a second
00:50:47.840 though so a bunch of christian albertan kids right there's no jewish kids in alberta nobody
00:50:54.560 nobody in that vicinity was a muslim was jewish was anything but christian and they'd go to class 0.98
00:51:00.720 and he'd say stupid crap like you know it was exaggerated here are some books to prove it 0.99
00:51:06.800 right here are some alternative facts if i will and the kid sat there until he'd been teaching 1.00
00:51:13.680 for a while and a jewish family happened to move to the area this kid sits down
00:51:17.840 here's what he says and goes home that night and says hey guess what i learned today
00:51:20.960 so all of that goes to the court and he says free speech
00:51:27.160 now what i mean what we did is he got fired and that was a justifiable limit to your free speech
00:51:37.980 because as a government representative you do not get to um you know absolutely lie and create
00:51:45.960 a level of of anti-semitism and hatred towards a group of people and so he was fired now if
00:51:53.740 free speech was absolute does he get to say that well no i mean i don't think anyone has the right
00:52:00.300 to a job okay all right so that's interesting i think they're different than if you were like
00:52:07.860 we're taking away your land um you know i don't know like
00:52:12.420 that's just trying to go back to twitter right like what should you be allowed should you be
00:52:22.260 allowed to get on that platform no because it's a private company it gets a little weird because
00:52:28.880 it's the government but like a private company because it doesn't make sense you can't people
00:52:34.500 are gonna leave it and if there's ad revenue or however i think elon wants to do a subscription
00:52:39.480 I mean, let's be real, he's not going to buy it.
00:52:42.640 He's trying to get out of it every minute.
00:52:45.680 But like, no, he's just doing it now because he's enjoying fame.
00:52:49.120 But like, let's say the government ran Twitter for a second.
00:52:52.680 I know it's not because I because when we mix free speech and private enterprise, those
00:52:56.640 things don't go hand in hand.
00:52:57.700 My point is this.
00:52:58.900 I'm more looking to you to try to understand what you would allow platforms for and allow
00:53:07.560 to have that platform no matter what they had to say even if it was that even if they gained
00:53:14.760 significant support like i i do think about marjorie taylor green and some of her
00:53:21.400 horrific ideas right that she has all of this support for and and you know now we have this
00:53:27.880 white replacement theory thing going a mile a minute and it's gaining massive support 0.74
00:53:33.080 or do we allow those things to?
00:53:38.760 Unfortunately, and with a lot, and just based on history,
00:53:43.760 and I think it is a dark time and it's, you know,
00:53:46.080 this rise is that people are eventually gonna see it.
00:53:51.680 And that's when you get the Marjorie Taylor,
00:53:53.580 when you start allowing the,
00:53:56.760 because a lot of people aren't on Twitter.
00:53:59.020 I mean, a lot of Americans aren't.
00:54:00.600 The normal Americans, maybe they're
00:54:03.080 watching Fox news or whatever, but, but the problem is with the internet, I just think
00:54:07.240 people aren't seeing, uh, the repercussions of people's actions.
00:54:13.180 It's kind of like Trump pumped, kept those inflation rates low.
00:54:17.460 Uh, I'm sorry, inflation rates, interest rates really artificially low.
00:54:22.060 And you know, now we're going to have inflation up also going into a recession because I mean,
00:54:27.600 it's just, you know, giving money out during the thing.
00:54:32.200 And it's now going to be all on Biden because of when it landed.
00:54:36.580 It's just kind of with this country, it's like people need to see it firsthand. 0.96
00:54:42.920 And that's why, especially with, I just feel like with the gay movement, it's a perfect,
00:54:50.660 why we've had such progress is because people started coming out and it's hard to say homosexuals 0.71
00:54:59.060 or evils deviant it up when your best friend is sure or when a family member is because it 0.99
00:55:05.460 humanizes them it's really easy for somebody in timbuk fucking to oklahoma to hate me 0.91
00:55:12.580 i mean it's gotta be a little hard because look at my hair it's it's just like 0.97
00:55:20.980 i just think with marjorie
00:55:23.220 tell it yeah it's so easy to just hate people who are just this like group or these distant people
00:55:30.660 these people who are on the internet and they say these mean things because things just get blown up
00:55:35.300 but when you see it in real life and it's in your own small community i think that's when people
00:55:40.660 will start hopefully rising up no then again it could be we could be you know germany 1939 right
00:55:47.540 now you know and i get because i get the i i i believe in some fundamentals i believe that
00:55:54.900 people are inherently good it is it maybe it's the canadian in me i don't know but i i do believe
00:56:00.020 that more people are inherently good i think people that aren't inherently good really like
00:56:05.940 grab the microphone a lot more frequently i think that's the big difference i i really think that
00:56:11.220 good honest lovely people that want the best for everybody in a real way maybe don't know
00:56:17.380 what they think about the gays or the trans community because they don't know them but once
00:56:21.300 they once you put one in their house or at their at their dinner table somehow everything shifts
00:56:26.020 right i don't think people are inherently evil and greedy and milit i don't i don't so i do think
00:56:34.420 eventually that wins out but when i'm terrified i i really genuinely am terrified and everybody
00:56:42.420 you know, used to say, oh, it'll never happen. But, you know, before 1939 in Germany, it was
00:56:48.980 the most respected democracy in the world. Its constitution was created so that a dictator would
00:56:55.780 never take over. That was the premise of the constitution. And then we watched that happen.
00:57:04.420 And what ends up happening is good people stood by. I mean, that's, you know, that's the whole
00:57:09.620 first they came for the kind of thing. But Marie, they're coming for people, right?
00:57:15.700 First they came for the women who wanted abort. Well, first they came for the trans, 1.00
00:57:21.160 and then they came for the women who wanted abortions and women's bodies. And then, I mean, 0.67
00:57:26.940 it's happening. You're seeing this rescindance of rights all over the place,
00:57:34.500 and we're watching it in real time and we're standing around arguing that the right doesn't
00:57:42.020 have enough free speech on twitter right well that's because they're boohoo i mean it's a
00:57:49.260 victimization thing and it's you know and with roby i mean i'm very vocal about that because
00:57:56.460 it just drives me nuts i feel like we're doing prohibition it's just like you know which failed 0.65
00:58:02.340 and brought a lot of crime and a lot of death and all that because you know the religious right
00:58:07.080 has to be like we know what's best and I'm like oh please the cool thing about abortion is that
00:58:12.460 you can get one at noon and still make it to your pro-life rally by 5 p.m. you know what I mean
00:58:16.920 that's that's the truth about abortion you're you're kidding yourself if you think all these
00:58:22.060 pro-life people haven't gotten one done but the doctor because you know yeah it wasn't their
00:58:27.860 choice. They just showed up, went in, did the consultation, signed the line, and then. Anyways,
00:58:34.540 um, you know, it's hard because there is a growing thing. And I think it's, you know,
00:58:46.340 me too. I think at all men are upset, but I, I just, I honestly don't know. I was shocked when
00:58:56.200 i read alito's um which we still don't know if that's the one they're gonna go with i'm just
00:59:03.580 sure that they went all out i could there be a different um opinion for the majority that
00:59:11.300 something that allows i mean i do think roe v wade a lot of it's going to be stripped out
00:59:16.120 do i think maybe they'll allow something like federally for
00:59:19.680 except like um exceptions you know the health of the mother i mean i hope but
00:59:26.000 i'm shocked i mean this is 50 years of precedent i get that it's a poorly written decision in terms
00:59:33.140 of they just created but you know that's kind of the evolution and what the constitution's for
00:59:39.260 it has to adapt to the people and i i'm just kind of shocked by how few people like there are a lot
00:59:47.000 of men speaking out and i give them props because they don't have to you know and i i think you know
00:59:54.500 saying men don't have an opinion they shouldn't have an opinion needs to kind of stop because
01:00:00.480 you need as many people as you can speaking out um especially people in power and not just 0.99
01:00:06.600 democrats because you're full of shit if you think people in the red states are getting 0.99
01:00:12.620 them portion. Well, and it's just that vote when they couldn't codify it was disgusting. 1.00
01:00:21.360 You're telling me every single Republican, but it's become so entrenched that if you are a
01:00:26.940 Democrat, you vote with the Democrats. If you're a Republican, you vote with the Republicans come
01:00:31.280 hell or high water. Even on an issue like this, which I know there's no way that 50 Republican
01:00:40.740 senators all believe that this should be stripped down. And we know that's not true because I've
01:00:47.240 heard them. I've heard some of them speak out in support of it. Politicians have just relied on
01:00:54.600 Roe v. Wade basically to get votes. For the past 50 years, this has been going on in that both
01:01:00.860 sides have been complacent. Because at any time, Democrats could have passed the law when they had
01:01:06.940 majority but they didn't want to why because they just assume it'll stay and they were also kind of
01:01:13.500 like most people support it it's you know it fires up your base republicans are never gonna
01:01:20.300 do anything because i mean abortion voters are they're like gun people right one issue uh excuse
01:01:28.140 the one issue voters so all they care about is cells or whatever the zygots i'm dying i get so
01:01:39.800 worked up over uh having rights taken away i'm so american well it's so the thing i find yeah i
01:01:50.040 mean it's funny because we started this at 216 and and and you're at that you know lesbian party 0.65
01:01:55.680 And they're all crying. And you're like, don't worry, we still have the Constitution. And now it's, not to laugh, but it's six years later, and we kind of don't. I mean, and guess when I said earlier, you guys shit the bed, it gets all over us. Guess what people are talking about up here now, right? 0.96
01:02:15.400 Pierre Paulevaire, who is running for the leadership of the Conservative Party, is starting to talk about if he's elected prime minister, he'd have an open vote.
01:02:23.200 That's all code, right?
01:02:24.800 That's all code for.
01:02:26.920 In Canada, you vote with your party.
01:02:31.200 We have party whips.
01:02:32.580 Parties vote as a bloc.
01:02:34.320 But every once in a while, the prime minister or the leader of the party will say, listen, you don't have to vote with the party.
01:02:40.140 We're not going to say what the party line is.
01:02:42.020 You're going to vote your conscience.
01:02:43.080 like you're going to vote what you think you should vote heaven forbid what your constituents 0.98
01:02:48.040 want but what you think we should vote right and so when he says things like that holy crap it's
01:02:54.680 opening up the same window the same caveat right and he's going to see how he can push it at the
01:03:00.500 very least he's going to do exactly what republicans have done which is ride it a little bit
01:03:04.920 and pick up all of the votes he can possibly pick up that are religiously based that want to see an
01:03:10.540 to this um but when i read did you read alito's opinion did you sloth through those pages yeah
01:03:18.780 most of it i mean for the i haven't i i'm not a lawyer by any stretch i i don't sit down and read
01:03:26.940 drafts of supreme court decisions but that guy quoted so many 18th century philosophers i'm like
01:03:36.700 what what are you quoting here who are you you're you're talking about a guy who at the same time
01:03:43.820 was advocating for burning women as witches this is the guy you're gonna use to make a case
01:03:51.740 for 2022 and i like i just i can't you know yeah i mean that's just first of all 0.75
01:04:00.460 i'll just quickly i feel like if you kick the french out sooner you wouldn't have that pierre 0.83
01:04:07.740 whoever guy if you listen to your older cousin uh we kicked out the british we could have told you 0.94
01:04:17.260 i mean the french left on their own because they knew they didn't want to with us 0.97
01:04:20.700 listen by the way i'm drinking my disney mug just so you know i say gay 0.63
01:04:25.100 another thing desantis like all of his laws get overturned by the courts eventually he's just 0.58
01:04:35.420 running and he's making up all this that i'm like that's unconstitutional yeah i 100 well
01:04:41.980 do you think this whole the the don't say gay thing will get overturned i know i know he never 0.99
01:04:46.300 said gay for the love of god if one more idiot says duanna the bill never said gay i'm like listen 1.00
01:04:51.180 you dumb mother can you please just in read into the bill just a touch do you think that 1.00
01:04:56.300 will get overturned because i don't think it will like how many things a lot of bills don't say 0.99
01:05:03.020 the actual word but when you sum it it's actually they just say they say sexual orientation
01:05:08.540 they actually it's even the people who presented the bill because a huge part of laws is how
01:05:15.420 the legislature um their intent behind it and they were honest they were like oh yeah we're
01:05:21.580 doing it because a lot of kids are coming out as gay so there must be some influence
01:05:25.500 and no offense i knew i was gay when i was young yeah uh you know stayed closeted because back then
01:05:32.940 i wanted to be cool no yeah no but like you know it wasn't like you know everyone was saying oh
01:05:38.780 that's so gay and who was gay the gym teachers you know do you think they they made me run 0.72
01:05:45.260 laughs do you think i was like oh i want to hit that i was like oh no i hit that you know with a 0.99
01:05:50.780 freaking softball he's gay it's so true because they were yeah i mean they were because it was 0.93
01:05:58.300 like yeah you knew they were gay other people could have been gay everyone's gay i think everyone's 0.96
01:06:03.340 gay but i say that all the time everybody's a little bit gay okay um but do you think that
01:06:09.980 that law is going to get overturned i honestly needed it yeah no they made it broad and that's
01:06:18.060 the thing i understand i don't think people should talk to kids about first of all it annoys me also
01:06:26.060 that the groomer stuff and i'm just like oh three girls from my like high school who had hooked up
01:06:33.260 with uh like coaches or something like a guy like uh from other school or whatever
01:06:40.620 this is in i also worked at a law firm for a brief time and there are cases of actual teachers and
01:06:46.780 guess what it was male and female it's all that you know it's just that bringing up old 80s hysteria 0.96
01:06:53.660 of you know homosexuals are predators and it drives me nuts because i support and i think 0.99
01:06:59.020 most people would support like hey don't talk to kids about sex when they're eight everyone's 1.00
01:07:03.420 for sex but you had to go after the sexual orientation and that's just like you're hitting
01:07:08.300 one group and yeah you know then they use videos from libs of tick tock or whatever but 0.99
01:07:14.220 you can find crap from crazy teachers you know mouthing off crazy everything you know what i 0.97
01:07:21.820 mean everyone's crazy 100 you can you can find insane people everywhere and you're going to 0.98
01:07:28.860 to use this one video that's going to denote, you know what I mean? Well, it's interesting
01:07:33.820 because we've had the same, again, spills all over us. We had reformed sex ed curriculum for
01:07:42.480 elementary through high school in, oh, I don't know, 215 or something like, 214, something like
01:07:50.700 that. And then our latest premier got, and he goes, oh, I don't like that. I'm going to revert
01:07:54.900 it all to 1998. So whatever the curriculum was in 1998, which is the last time a conservative
01:08:00.400 had the reins, that's what I'm going to revert it to. They weren't even doing anal back then. 0.85
01:08:04.580 Well, they were doing it. They still talk about it. But they go back to that. And so, 0.98
01:08:13.820 well, first of all, I teach whatever. I'm not a gym teacher. Shocking. But I have taught gym,
01:08:20.120 unfortunately i hate it like more than life um but it's and we don't do elementary but when i look at
01:08:26.600 the elementary school curriculum it's interesting because they again it's all about this you know
01:08:35.480 burning witches quite literally and and raising these things that don't happen but then skipping
01:08:42.040 over the things that we still need to do like for example in grade one in the new curriculum you name
01:08:47.720 body parts that's what the curriculum includes name eyes nose mouth you just don't skip over the
01:08:55.800 middle anymore that's it you just name the parts right that's it you name the parts and this is
01:09:04.920 where people are like well that's talking about no no no there's no sex you freak you're naming
01:09:12.200 body parts and i also get very frustrated because people say like take the eight-year-old what's
01:09:18.040 eight is that like grade three whatever that is uh second i think second grade third grade
01:09:27.160 when do kids get phones because like all of my grade six all they all have phones right like a
01:09:33.160 lot of them have phones what oh my god i think i got one after 9 11. all the grade sixes have phones
01:09:42.200 so I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a heads up here's the reality or if you
01:09:47.560 don't want your kid to have phone cool so-and-so's mother gave him a phone so
01:09:51.880 they're all sitting around that one phone at lunchtime looking at that phone
01:09:55.280 deciding what to look up that day because they overheard somebody use they 0.99
01:10:02.080 said the word anal sex oh I don't know what that is hey guys let's check it out
01:10:07.040 oh I don't want to look at the Wikipedia page can we just hit the video 0.83
01:10:11.000 button i think that would be we don't live in an era where we can afford not to talk about it
01:10:17.640 anymore well i think it's funny too because people are like oh yeah and i think it's 100 0.60
01:10:22.440 but like in our day i'm just gonna be like encyclopedia brown made me a dyke because
01:10:31.400 in our day we didn't you know track on down to the library get out of the encyclopedia 0.90
01:10:37.880 flip to you know vagina and then you got to see fallopian tubes i don't know you're like oh well 0.73
01:10:47.000 how does that work well that's in there i don't know and that did the opposite yeah yeah exactly 1.00
01:10:52.440 like it i just think it's parents suck you know let's be real i i parents are horrible people 0.91
01:11:00.040 no like i just feel like i will take it back okay when i was in third grade or fourth grade i was 0.97
01:11:14.520 playing in a soccer tournament and this is the moment i realized parents are horrible people
01:11:18.300 not mine mine are perfect because they raised the perfect daughter too um you dropped out of law
01:11:24.960 school but yeah no no i passed right finished law school i paid for everything and then i and i i
01:11:32.720 can go to judge judy i can go in front of the bar i just um maybe i'll get hired at court tv i don't
01:11:43.040 know um i still remember this to this day i think i was eight or no nine eight or nine and playing
01:11:53.040 soccer tournament and we had a girl who had a pixie haircut which you know this is like late
01:11:57.040 night it was still whatever 90s were a crazy time and the parents were like she's a boy
01:12:05.120 because she was really good and they were like oh she's a boy they're cheating and just yelling and 0.98
01:12:09.440 like laughing about it and i just remember being like oh parents are dicks like they get like 0.99
01:12:14.880 they're horrible people because you just think kids are bullies or whatever yeah but you always 0.99
01:12:20.640 think parents are good people because your parents are you know yeah so you just assume like they're
01:12:26.160 all mature adult it's kind of like until you you know work retail you think like retail people are
01:12:32.800 really nice when really they're like go yourself yeah behind the counter yeah um and it just
01:12:41.440 i don't know ever since then i've just been like parents are like a lot of them
01:12:46.560 Um, when they get into, and I just feel like it's a rise of this, it's like these parents
01:12:51.900 making fun of kids, complaining that they can't bully trans kids. 0.99
01:12:55.660 I'm just like, you people should be aborted and sent to Canada. 1.00
01:13:03.020 I would say aborted a boat and go a long way around the scenic route, say out of California. 0.95
01:13:11.900 yeah um that's what makes me crazy when i hear people like well the parents should have more
01:13:17.660 involvement in the curriculum the parents should have more and i'm like are you kidding we're
01:13:22.540 trying to overcome all the damage that's done at the house all the prejudice all the discrimination
01:13:30.540 all the bullying all the aggression the irony is do you know what they did to accomplish their one 1.00
01:13:37.740 job, they fucked. And they don't want to, like, I'm like, that's the only reason you have your 0.99
01:13:45.500 job as a mother. Okay, that makes you qualified to sit and tell us all whether we can read Catcher
01:13:51.920 in the Rye, because you caught in the V. I've read that book so many times, I still don't
01:13:57.220 understand what people are pissed about. Like, where's the good part? I don't see. None of these
01:14:01.920 people read anything. It's kind of like, oh, we got to get rid of the queer books. I'm like, 1.00
01:14:05.420 i never read for fun once and i graduated law school i'm somewhat smart never read read the
01:14:12.180 cliff notes spark notes back then but like do you think i was marching down and i was like oh i can't
01:14:19.160 wait to marry my prince charming oh what's this book it's colorful like who goes to the library 0.83
01:14:25.220 i think it's so funny i'm like no your kid's watching a fucking youtube or a tiktok 0.98
01:14:30.040 of a teacher in Canada who's talking and she's like you know what I'm gonna dump my Prince 0.99
01:14:36.480 Charming and I'm gonna gay out. Drew listen I've never wanted more if I was independently wealthy
01:14:45.620 Ron DeSantis would have passed that dumb ass bill and I would have packed it all up I would 0.98
01:14:51.120 have got myself a really nice RV and I would have taught from that RV all over Florida I just would 0.99
01:14:57.900 have stopped i would have had a speaker system and i just would have belted it out and as soon
01:15:03.260 as he started going after disney i could have had a whole mace we could have taken the entire 0.74
01:15:08.780 state happiest that gayest place on earth the happiest gayest place on earth yeah i love god
01:15:15.740 he pushed them too hard thank god good for you ron well i was really worried for a minute
01:15:20.780 here's the thing though i think i mean i could go into like a whole lawyer but i i do think
01:15:28.160 politically as much the right wing i just feel like a lot of people are just it's very reactionary
01:15:33.740 and it's the people who are online i do think they're concerned like my dad is a republican
01:15:38.600 um and my mom's like i'm not because he's old she's like i'm not driving him to the voting polls
01:15:44.980 you can be a republican but you'll have zero impact on the voting exactly and um
01:15:52.680 with yeah but he's very against the don't say gay not just because he's always done a very big free
01:16:00.140 speech and um with ronda santos though i mean having i get that he's trying to be like don't
01:16:09.420 be woke but that's a great slogan but if you're running a billion dollar company and i know of
01:16:14.120 companies that have they've decided we're not gonna open up in florida because we don't have
01:16:19.880 to deal with the government because i mean republicans are supposed to be laissez-faire
01:16:24.520 hands off and all of a sudden they're you know oh you don't want us to like hate gays
01:16:31.880 we're gonna come after you right right right and um disney runs for disney is why florida exists 0.99
01:16:39.640 it's truly how they why they don't have a state income tax it's true it's all gonna go to crap
01:16:47.560 what i you know i i when i realized he was gonna go up against disney i thought well
01:16:53.080 at least we won't have him as governor anymore because i really do think if disney puts their
01:16:58.200 weight into it he can't there's 77 000 people that work just for disney he's running for president
01:17:05.880 that's what this is yeah yeah and he might win oh god i mean these people are all faking
01:17:14.600 the thing is is that it's all these people who are brought up in the south then they 0.99
01:17:19.000 come up to harvard and they learn how to be like horrible assholes in the northeast 0.98
01:17:25.320 we're horrible but i don't have like like i was almost suspended for calling someone 0.98
01:17:32.200 homo sapien i'm not even kidding in eighth grade because it wasn't whatever but like i mean
01:17:40.440 you know we were just i don't know i was
01:17:44.280 disney well thank god you have the cup i support it i love to i love disney i i have all the gay
01:17:53.160 i have my gay ears because i'm obnoxious i just it's funny because i get i obviously i get a lot
01:18:01.160 of i look the way that i look i have tick tock i i do whatever it is i do i have the tattoos 0.70
01:18:07.240 the whole nine yards right it's so funny because kids kids look at me and think i'm way cooler than
01:18:13.000 people in general look at me and think i'm a different person i'm like oh guys listen um i
01:18:19.720 know i have tattoos and i have the cool haircut and i might wear the baggy pants and the backwards
01:18:25.080 hat. But let me give you some insight. I'm the most boring person on the planet. I like to be
01:18:31.640 in bed by 10. I don't party in any real shape, way or form. My favorite thing to do is talk politics.
01:18:40.540 I am not the person you think I am or I presented myself to be. But I do have a big mouth. So I do
01:18:49.080 like to run that. But a lot of people are like, how do you still have a job? How can you, you know,
01:18:53.700 to hear these horror stories from teachers saying i couldn't have said that i had to shut down my
01:18:59.700 social media i had to do this i had to do that there's no way if if i if i talked about my
01:19:06.020 partner at school um i would have been fired and and this isn't just from the south this is all
01:19:12.580 over the freaking place i have people from everywhere messaging me are you saying in the
01:19:17.620 us or in canada no in the united states not in canada canada's a little bit different sometimes 0.99
01:19:23.860 if you work for the board the tattoos don't matter the being gay doesn't matter
01:19:29.460 sometimes social media would matter right like if you're if you work for the government in any
01:19:35.380 and that's what you're doing when you're a teacher technically i work at a private school
01:19:39.620 um you work for the government so in that way a lot of them like nurses really shouldn't have
01:19:45.860 social media you should stay away from you know a lot of those people don't have social media i
01:19:51.380 think it's asinine i think it's completely directed they're like don't parents get mad i'm like i'm
01:19:57.300 exactly the same person talking on tick tock talking to you right now standing in front of
01:20:02.260 my class or in parent teacher night i might put on a nice jacket for parents that's it that's the
01:20:07.380 difference that's the only difference and i don't think i could be any other way but you have all
01:20:13.780 of these great teachers quitting down especially in the states yeah all like i'm done i'm out
01:20:20.100 which is so funny because then it's like the parents are spending the reason it's like teachers
01:20:27.860 can't have tick tock or whatever because they're worried kids will find it and i'm like probably
01:20:33.860 because their parents are too busy calling me you know every horrible word ever on twitter
01:20:40.260 and being like i'm protecting my kid i'm like meanwhile your kid is googling you know two
01:20:47.300 girls one cup yeah but this is that this is what i'm trying to get across it's like
01:20:53.540 for people who think we shouldn't be addressing when they say oh we shouldn't talk to little kids
01:20:57.780 about sex or we shouldn't talk about this or what first of all nobody's talking about kindergarten
01:21:01.380 kids about intercourse that's not the point but i'm saying right now is the ability to access stuff
01:21:07.780 is in instantaneous it is powerful it is awesome and terrifying all at the same time
01:21:15.140 but if we don't talk about it if we don't put it on the table as adults in in places where
01:21:23.940 where kids respect and actually have to be there and have to pay attention for fives if we don't
01:21:28.900 do that then me teaching history quadratic equations all of it becomes a distant memory
01:21:42.340 because their life their safety their um bodily autonomy is all at risk and if that's at risk
01:21:52.100 nothing else matters anymore right that's the we're in the starting point and it's all because
01:22:00.580 kids can pick up the phone or sit at a computer at any given moment and access anything they want
01:22:07.780 no i don't care what kind of parent you would have to lock your kid up in the room
01:22:12.260 homeschool them never give them a phone never let them be on the internet unsupervised
01:22:18.980 in order for them to not gain access to the world that now exists yeah as opposed to just
01:22:28.740 because they're gonna eventually have access so they got no kind of and if they have no conversation
01:22:35.720 about it right like i would be and i and i it gets frustrating and maybe it's because you know
01:22:42.840 i go looking for just kind of like you you know how you go looking for you like the crowd that's
01:22:46.860 going to boo you and maybe throw a couple of things. I feel like, I feel like I have a little
01:22:52.460 bit of that in me too, because I want to be in a room with Ben Shapiro. I want to be in a room
01:22:59.060 with DeSantis. I purposefully search their crap because I feel as though unless there's somebody 0.99
01:23:07.920 standing in the room being as loud as they are, then that message that, you know, lovely free 0.99
01:23:14.380 speech that message gets to be the echo when in actuality there should be you know somebody
01:23:20.540 arguing against it consistently well unfortunately unless you're a 19 year old university student
01:23:27.100 who has half a semester of debate and socialism or something they're not going to i mean all of
01:23:34.940 that stuff is edited all that stuff is they're not putting in you know posting the videos with
01:23:42.540 the smart kids or with people their own age i'm like you are you have a harvard law degree and
01:23:48.780 you're going around debating 19 year olds that's yeah i i used to think that was embarrassing and
01:23:54.220 now it's a business strategy i mean i think a lot of you know the daily wire a lot of these things
01:24:00.460 are basically they're setting up to have an entertainment industry to counter hollywood
01:24:06.060 this whole Hollywood is so evil
01:24:08.560 which a lot of it is 0.90
01:24:09.820 people are evil
01:24:11.060 but anyone in power is evil
01:24:13.320 that's why you got to check them
01:24:14.760 but they want to
01:24:18.580 create you know
01:24:19.640 movies where there's no such thing as
01:24:22.460 gay people no such thing as trans people
01:24:24.500 all these different things 1.00
01:24:25.980 and it's a money thing it's a money maker
01:24:28.420 I mean they just
01:24:30.440 want to kind of split the country in that
01:24:32.140 if you want to be conservative I just I don't
01:24:36.060 i think the internet has allowed certain people to look like they're a lot bigger and more
01:24:41.420 supportive than they are and then so with joe rogan joe rogan is left wing i mean yeah he's
01:24:47.580 he's crossed over because he gets so much online i think yeah and a lot of people i never will get
01:24:53.020 this but then again i mean i've gotten from the first time i ever had anyone write um 0.99
01:24:58.860 like an article about me it was from a lesbian who shit on me because I made a t-shirt that 1.00
01:25:06.880 said unqualified lesbian when that remember Miranda from second city ran from governor 0.99
01:25:10.960 it got it was in vogue well teen vogue but vogue you know yeah they wrote up about it and it was
01:25:20.740 like a big thing and I quickly did it yeah told a bunch um and then she wrote this article about
01:25:27.980 how the shirt encourages men to buy it and that's against lesbians and then that i'm like
01:25:33.980 i was like i hate you you know me with grudges i still hate canada because i got stuck in traffic 0.68
01:25:38.380 for three hours once like seven years ago so this girl maple syrup we're gonna call it a day
01:25:44.780 oh that would actually would smooth it over i love maple syrup i love me some pancakes um i
01:25:50.300 was cut in the middle that's i always eat pancakes on the road which is weird and then i cut it in
01:25:57.180 the middle and I pour the syrup in. It's the only way to keep it or else it disappears.
01:26:03.660 I don't think you're allowed to come back to Canada. I think you might have reached the Canadian.
01:26:08.220 The Canadian. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. You're going to be wearing little red outfits
01:26:13.100 with hats in about five seconds. We'll see how much you want to come out here.
01:26:16.300 I'll wear my Bruins jersey.
01:26:20.700 Boston Bruins. I was walking to Montreal traffic.
01:26:23.660 i never forget every every every hockey game is a 9 11 for me oh my god are you a big hockey fan
01:26:36.800 i love the bruins that's it going with my dad and you like the red i'm not like oh like the
01:26:43.420 penguins look good this year you know i'm not paying attention and unfortunately we lost but
01:26:47.900 celtics are on tonight but you gotta love the red sox right well it's legally yeah legally you have
01:26:54.700 to i've been i actually oh what games oh toronto they're not real that's not a real that's like a
01:27:01.900 affirmative action i love baseball i go to baseball diamonds all over the place but i've been to three
01:27:06.540 boston games in boston and i've always all three times sat in the green monster so i pay the big
01:27:13.260 well this is what i do have you run some ads during this podcast how are you getting because
01:27:21.620 a friend of mine said listen this is what you do when you go to a boston game you buy if you can
01:27:27.440 get it you buy the standing tickets at the green monster you can stand right for anybody who knows
01:27:33.220 we're talking about left field right and you there's seats these beautiful seats called the
01:27:39.280 green monster but you can stand behind it and you stand for like three innings and then all of those
01:27:43.700 rich people go home yeah nobody stays in those seats and so you're like three innings you stand
01:27:50.200 for a while you sweat to death because there's no shade up in there and then you move down three
01:27:56.160 games never caught a ball though maybe next time I feel like you just you figured it out
01:28:03.340 it is it's a beautiful listen you guys have a beautiful beautiful baseball park and the way
01:28:11.360 that it's embedded in the city and the way that it feels like it's embedded in the city
01:28:15.100 yeah is perfect the only other baseball you go i've been a few different years so i went well
01:28:21.980 before covid when was your last one because i lit i lived like right next to my apartment
01:28:28.240 like i look out look to the right and there was funway park so maybe we walk by each other and 1.00
01:28:36.000 i was like look at that stupid canadian walk by with those tattoos she must be tough 1.00
01:28:42.800 she can take traffic i bet she teaches jim i definitely thought i taught that i bet she sat 1.00
01:28:49.760 in ontriel traffic i'm so mad so this year i had to teach gym and i joke my grade seven and eights
01:28:55.440 are lovely. So I teach grade seven all the way through 12. And, and I had to teach gym this year.
01:29:01.020 COVID is a situation. We teachers, whatever. Anyways. And it just so happened that it was
01:29:05.920 like, I've been teaching for 20 years. The first year I've had to teach gym. And it's literally
01:29:09.820 the course. I don't want to teach drama. I don't want to teach gym. And, and I had to do it. And
01:29:17.600 so I'd already taught the grade seven, eights. I go, guys, I have some bad news. And they're like,
01:29:21.860 what? I said, I have to teach you gym this year. And they're like, yeah, it's great. It's going to
01:29:26.160 be great or whatever. They're like, why aren't you good at sports? I'm like, no, I'm really good at
01:29:29.480 sports. Um, I don't think any of you are, uh, I'm not going to enjoy it. I don't want to play
01:29:35.780 dodge ball. I don't want to play any low organizational games involving scooters of any
01:29:41.800 kind. Um, it just, you know, gym, cause you're not playing with athletes. You're playing with
01:29:48.500 gym people gym people aren't athletes so it's it's the worst thing i've ever had to do i just i
01:29:55.700 i feel because the celtics are in the playoffs it's a big deal you know basketball and they're
01:30:02.740 winning right now 70 to 45 i had to quickly check i love i i like this i like boston teams like in my
01:30:11.220 you know i do i do like you know the the only other team the only and i'm i don't even i don't
01:30:18.500 know if you've ever been but the only other baseball team stadium and i don't know why i
01:30:23.140 loved it as a kid but as an adult i love the stadium it's detroit tiger stadium oh i thought
01:30:29.940 you're gonna say yankee stadium and i was gonna close my laptop no i've never been to a yankees
01:30:34.500 game good um they're on the axis of evil right first of all nobody hates detroit because why
01:30:44.100 we do why do i remember what was the playoffs um and the guy flipped over and his legs were
01:30:50.660 sticking up and then the cop was like ah and that we had oh plastered everywhere everyone
01:30:55.540 had those photos detroit loses all the time how can you hate detroit it's not like it's this big
01:31:02.180 team we're like we it we import and export hate it's like our gdp like how can you hate the try
01:31:13.620 like boston sports i can hate anything well you got to go to a detroit you got to go to the park
01:31:21.680 though the park is like the park makes you feel like it was straight out of field of dreams like
01:31:27.200 it just it's that vibe of a park you know it's not super it's it's very low budget it's very
01:31:33.600 low key like i find like i said i find boston's park very similar even though it's a bit bigger
01:31:40.180 but i find it very similar i find it very humble in a way the park do you like football i've never
01:31:47.620 seen a football game i would love to i love football is probably one of my favorite sports
01:31:53.160 that I've never seen because we have the CFL and I'm not, what's that? I'm kidding. That's where
01:31:59.220 the people who weren't good enough for the NFL go. Exactly. Smaller. We're just a little smaller
01:32:03.380 and we're polite. You just accepted it. You're so polite. I love this. I'm the youngest, but I feel
01:32:13.400 like I'm shitting on my younger sister right now. It's like, I'll take it because you're my babysitter. 0.99
01:32:19.280 but i love i love football if somebody used to say like what's your favorite like my favorite
01:32:26.440 sports movie is probably rudy and then it goes down with like football movies right like i i
01:32:31.880 want to go to notre dame just because i i i want to sit in that right fun fact i went to a notre
01:32:38.920 dame game they played bc i drove there got swine flu in 2009 and almost died i like to say it was
01:32:47.500 chick-fil-a because i did go to chick-fil-a for the first time and then like the next day i got 0.73
01:32:52.940 i you know what 100 you're gay you went to a catholic school and then you ate at chick-fil-a 0.84
01:32:58.860 i think it was karma my cross broke i was trying to spit in shot right off i was trying to fit in 0.96
01:33:07.580 and yeah i i mean i think mike pence was the governor of indiana i i feel like there was
01:33:11.900 collusion the chick-fil-a mike pence they want to take me out yeah oh mike pence um or date me
01:33:20.060 young oh he's just the worst i i said i i put it out to my followers too i'm like guys can you
01:33:28.140 can you just show me a rational republican can i see one of those for a minute and and a few people
01:33:35.080 have like tried to send me you know examples of like healthy republicans because i'm like
01:33:40.080 i just can't come across any i'm having a real real hard time i used to be a republican 0.84
01:33:45.600 and then what happened you became gay i can't be a republican you got to get out
01:33:50.340 i got sober i just went for like socializing because i had friends who worked for campaigns 0.98
01:33:56.020 like i went to um did you go to all those madison cawthorn parties with the cocaine
01:34:01.480 when i say i went to like uh i mean this was i went actually to a tea party rally by accident
01:34:09.180 i was trying to get pizza sarah palin was there no it was in boston common and i was like how many
01:34:14.620 people are from boston this is like you know worcester this is like springfield this is this
01:34:20.380 is you might as well be in detroit um that's you know they all packed into the minivan apparently
01:34:28.220 had nowhere to be on a thursday at 3 p.m good for them um i was just looking for some pizza 1.00
01:34:34.700 and she's an idiot um yeah have you ever seen the video of her she gets interviewed by the news and 0.96
01:34:40.380 they're like oh why are you whatever and she's like oh it's i've been i'm in the north end and 1.00
01:34:46.460 the freedom trail and you know or and i paul revere he was ringing those bells telling the
01:34:52.300 british they're not gonna take our arms and it's like yes the guy who under the cover of darkness
01:34:56.940 was trying to get to war and he was just ringing those bells and making noise so the british would
01:35:01.820 know where he was what i love you don't think you study up for a minute you don't that's not a lot
01:35:09.740 that's canada they don't study that
01:35:14.140 it's america's yukon territory they pay people to live in canada and alaska did you know that listen
01:35:20.780 at the end of the day you bought it from russia and they had a bit of gold so it all worked out
01:35:25.900 we did yeah that sounds about i thought we bought it from russia i just assumed we stole it from you
01:35:31.820 you guys are polite about it you're like okay just don't keep going you can have some hey go right
01:35:37.180 ahead nobody's living up here we're not as polite as you think we are we've done some pretty horrible
01:35:41.900 things i know vancouver versus boston 2011. i never forget 9 11. everything was 11 to me
01:35:53.340 my god but you should when do you come up to boston you should we should go to a patriots game
01:35:59.180 oh 100 i i will drive to boston as soon as i'm allowed to drive like i mean this summer pretty
01:36:05.260 much i probably could drive to boston because i'm off in the summer right and it's not a bad drive
01:36:09.900 it's it's a nice uh it's a nice drive but i love i love baseball i love whales so any i so you want
01:36:19.260 to go oh it's just amazing you just you know what i mean um my fiancee loves like witches and stuff
01:36:26.380 like that so we'll hit up salem you should go on the coast of maine well i have not to plug it but
01:36:35.180 uh july 2nd i'm playing in portland maine i'm headlining oh maybe i can make that work july
01:36:44.860 2nd when am i done oh yeah yeah yeah pride's over then oh when's your pride well it's when
01:36:51.020 everybody's pride supposed to be last weekend last weekend of july of june ours is like the second
01:36:58.860 i think going to france like the next week or something what do you mean you're just on the
01:37:03.500 second the second week or something we are at the same time as la because i was supposed to go
01:37:10.380 you push it because new york took the good pride
01:37:12.380 well they do have stonewall i think they get first dibs
01:37:21.980 we had gay marriage first when did you guys get gay marriage
01:37:29.440 i got gay married actually three months ago i know that wasn't the question but i just
01:37:35.060 three months ago congratulations maybe two uh march 29th you should really like to put that in
01:37:43.780 no i i only remember feuds hockey and 9 11. yeah no i was in hawaii i got married in hawaii
01:37:52.020 oh that's lovely it was amazing we eloped no one was there it was great i hate weddings
01:37:59.300 my own results you'll appreciate this so i'm engaged um but i've been trying to uh i've
01:38:05.060 been trying to manipulate my tick tock and use it to get married in disney
01:38:10.660 i will go so i've been i've been we've done a few tick tocks where i'm just dropping hits right and
01:38:17.780 then hoping that one pops off and you know somebody from disney sees it says you know what 0.99
01:38:22.660 our reputation is taking a bit of a hit we would love for this beautiful lesbian couple who has a 1.00
01:38:27.780 a few followers on TikTok to come down and get married in front of the castle and not pay us 1.00
01:38:32.120 $30,000 because that's how much it costs to get married in front of the castle. That's it?
01:38:38.080 $30,000 just to stand there. Are you sure that's on Disney? I feel like it's like $100,000. No,
01:38:43.800 no. It's 30 grand to stand. That's nothing. You get nothing. You get married. You get married in
01:38:48.940 10 minutes. That's what your 30,000 gets you. That's no, that's nothing else. Please go to
01:38:54.060 i i'm just you know i just i kind of know it would be look it would be uh i actually got
01:39:03.580 one of my followers is works for universal studios and works in the technical like whatever and she's
01:39:10.220 like you should come down or whatever i'm like oh maybe you want to get married hogwarts i don't know
01:39:14.860 i could do hogwarts too like you know i've never seen or read harry potter i watched them because
01:39:22.940 of my fiance because i didn't i i'm too old for that how old is your fiance younger i was gonna
01:39:29.980 say yeah she'll never let me tell anybody she tells everybody she's 94. um she is younger than
01:39:37.020 i am uh and so she loves she loves harry potter so like oh maybe that but i'm gonna i'm gonna try
01:39:45.180 i just think disney maybe needs a little bit of a you know this could go really well to piss off
01:39:51.980 rawn build up their build up their esteem a little bit right i think it would be good for disney
01:39:58.780 to marry a tick tock couple in front of the castle i say just do a like a remember they used to do
01:40:05.340 flash dances and just get married listen i'm an ordained minister i got it when i was blackout
01:40:11.580 drunk once and i woke up and there was an email that was like welcome to ministry and i was like
01:40:15.900 are you serious yeah it's on brand for me done okay that's what we'll do i will yeah and if
01:40:22.380 anyone asks i'll just put on a goofy hat and i'll be like no we're that's it we're ready
01:40:26.940 we're reenacting tangled i don't know i'm in reenacting tangles and on that note before it
01:40:34.140 oh my god we've been on for an hour and 40 minutes this is my longest podcast ever
01:40:38.300 oh you're gonna have to cut that down oh i don't cut by the way there's no editing i don't edit
01:40:43.820 anything. I'm against editing. This is it. How am I going to get canceled? I don't, I don't care.
01:40:52.380 I don't cut anything. I can sound like a complete idiot. I'm still posting it. 1.00
01:40:58.140 Just the way it is. I like it. You know, I hope you don't have fans in Vancouver.
01:41:07.580 You'll be getting their messages on your Twitter feed.
01:41:09.660 are you near vancouver what are you near vancouver i don't really ottawa no because you're in eastern
01:41:17.020 time i'm in ontario i'm in toronto toronto vancouver is on the opposite coast i don't like
01:41:24.700 toronto i mean because my wife we were dating like two months you did a girl from seven years ago
01:41:31.420 no no just my wife got stuck at the airport because of air canada and she was supposed to
01:41:35.660 go to spain and they had to go to toronto and then like she missed her flight by 10 minutes and i had
01:41:41.380 to sit and listen to her complain that's not toronto's fault that's air canada's fault and
01:41:46.000 it was very well your airline listen it's not nationalized it just says air canada it's kind
01:41:52.920 of like when you go to lazy boy it's not lazy boy they just bought the name so they can sell
01:41:57.720 the lazy boy and that actually works better for american because i'm like we are lazy
01:42:12.200 i like going the other way all right well thank you so much for hanging out i would love it if
01:42:17.040 you'd come back we can we could just talk i don't even know i don't even remember what we talked
01:42:21.260 about i think we can just lammer on for apparently an hour and 40 minutes and uh call it a day hey
01:42:27.140 you're coming we're going to tick you can show me how to tick tock you can come to uh man or
01:42:34.900 new england it's all the same and we'll come to your show we'll go to boston we'll go catch a game
01:42:42.260 and then you can come back on my podcast whenever you want i love it how about that guys i'm going
01:42:48.100 to put all of uh all of her stuff all of her connections where to find her on twitter maybe
01:42:55.860 you what your website is so they can look you up there what is your website uh www dot this tall
01:43:03.060 listen you don't need to say www anymore do i don't think you do because i don't because
01:43:12.740 science i i don't know science isn't there you okay you gotta do www because i want you to know
01:43:21.220 it's the worldwide web dot this tall awkward girl dot com c-o-m not dot c-a
01:43:34.260 that like my website's dot ca because i am canadian so i'm gonna check out your website
01:43:40.420 check out where did you ever come to canada and perform no i haven't i want to where should i
01:43:47.300 where would be the best place where who would hate me where what's the best you gotta come to
01:43:51.140 toronto why don't you come to toronto and chirp toronto a lot of the time i just make fun of
01:43:55.460 whatever state i'm in so listen montreal you you can try to make fun of montrealers there they'll
01:44:01.300 take you to pass i will go on for three hours just so they can know what it's like to sit there and
01:44:06.500 have to listen to whatever you can talk about the canadians listen if you come to toronto
01:44:12.660 they'll pull some punches for the leafs because we don't need any more shots it is what it is
01:44:17.300 oh yeah all right we gotta stand beside them whatever i was at that game seven
01:44:23.140 the year we won the stanley cup that might have been 2011. i don't know and we played the leaps
01:44:28.900 game seven won nothing we won at like the last minute we're embarrassing i've ever been
01:44:36.980 no you guys did you know we haven't won since 1967 hun 67. which is when your fiance was born
01:44:47.300 94. I'm good at math.
01:44:53.400 All right. I'm going to put all your stuff at the bottom.
01:44:55.340 Thank you so much for hanging out.
01:44:56.820 Thank you so much for having me.
01:44:58.040 Everybody, thanks for hanging out with us.
01:45:00.140 I will see you next Tuesday.
01:45:01.760 Same bat time, same bat station.
01:45:03.660 Have a great night. 0.98
01:45:04.840 Dismissed.