Unlearn16: Class is in Session - The One Where I Throw the Javelin and Get a Red Card

00:00:00.000 classes in session hey team it's my turn to be on joe's podcast welcome to unlearn 16 classes

00:00:10.360 in session today you get the two of us a slightly frustrated one of us used to wait for me to give

00:00:16.060 the introduction babe but i like it like this okay all right here we go so what we're gonna

00:00:21.940 to do today. My day was good today. Why? Well, because I got a lot of work done. Okay. So that

00:00:30.160 we could work on the room that we are remaking, remover, removervading, remaking over.

00:00:37.580 Revocamating? I don't know what I just said. Renovating. It's not really a renovation. It's

00:00:41.580 like a makeover, like a room makeover. But anyways, I needed to get all my work done because tomorrow

00:00:47.220 I go into work and I wanted to make sure that I had enough time to do that in case we had to do

00:00:52.960 something tomorrow morning, which I feel like we have to. Listen guys, we're, no, we're not doing

00:00:56.880 anything tomorrow morning. Listen guys, when Anna gets stuff in her head, it is full send.

00:01:03.360 You can't ease up off the gas. You're going all the way. You might as well stay up 24 seven and

00:01:09.160 get her done. You don't have a, you don't have a second or a third gear. You just got, it's true,

00:01:15.960 but that's true with anything like as soon as I know that something has to get done

00:01:19.360 I will get it done right away and I like to take my time

00:01:24.920 I do you like it's insane I also okay for whatever reason I've been craving spicy food for the last

00:01:34.880 like month and a half ish give or take like I've been for no reason I have never liked spicy food

00:01:40.820 I've never tried to go get spicy food like it's just not my thing and all of a sudden

00:01:45.700 I started craving spicy food and then I went from the mild um salsa to the hot picante salsa

00:01:53.720 picante can I have some your water don't drink it in front of Ripley anyways um and then around

00:02:01.140 the corner right now the first time that I had it I got blisters on the roof of my mouth but then

00:02:07.100 today I was like I'm gonna try again just to see what blisters on the roof of my mouth and she

00:02:11.100 thought i'll do it again and now i'm just a little gassy a little so it's not sitting well

00:02:16.760 she heard you i told you i told you not to do it

00:02:20.460 here she comes for those of you guys are watching at home please wait for five seconds

00:02:31.400 ripley will be making an appearance and there she is please give me the water please open the lid

00:02:39.180 please oh lost a phone all right so how was your day baby uh my day was good um i worked i got my

00:02:53.580 classroom done which is exciting and um and then i came home and i did more work here uh which

00:03:01.700 wasn't as exciting but you guys will get to see that soon also that's super exciting what you did

00:03:06.960 here here's my problem guys when i go to work i do work things and when i come home i do at home

00:03:14.140 things and for me working on the house happens on a saturday or a sunday not the night after i've

00:03:22.300 been at work all day but i'm a vlog girly now and i want to put out the vlog this sunday so that

00:03:27.800 room needs to be done by sunday 10 a.m because that's when my vlog goes up which is hey team

00:03:32.320 impact blogs if you want to go but i need but i need to be able to like have a downtime you know

00:03:39.500 what i'm saying if i don't have a downtime i'm just saying it's going to be problematic that

00:03:45.680 could be this downtime could be next week i need downtime every week okay so we were going to come

00:03:53.000 on here tonight and talk a little about the olympics because people have been losing their

00:03:56.460 minds about the Olympics. So we thought we'd come give our two cents worth and talk about the

00:04:02.520 opening ceremonies, talk about what favorite sports we like to watch, talk about what sports

00:04:07.920 we would like to do and participate in if we could participate in the Summer Olympics. Summer

00:04:13.140 Olympics. We're just going to stick to the Summer Olympics. No, I'm going to talk about all of it.

00:04:16.620 No, just the summer. We're in Summer Olympic zone. Focus on the summer. Okay. All right. So

00:04:25.800 So, number one, what do you think about the opening ceremonies?

00:04:30.140 If I knew more about French history, I think I would have enjoyed it more because I didn't quite get, like, the references that they were doing, but I knew that they were doing references to something.

00:04:40.580 I just didn't know what it was.

00:04:42.000 You knew it was something.

00:04:43.880 Yeah.

00:04:44.400 Just not.

00:04:44.720 Well, because all the – every opening ceremonies of every country have something to do with the country, right?

00:04:51.780 Right.

00:04:51.940 So, like, that's always it.

00:04:53.780 That's always been it.

00:04:54.700 And I just kind of would have liked to know a little bit more about what the French were talking about had I known what their history was.

00:05:02.840 But that being said, I absolutely loved, loved the fashion show that was like a runway modeling type thing.

00:05:12.520 Like that was amazing with all the dancers and the models and all that.

00:05:16.420 Absolutely loved that part.

00:05:20.760 I didn't see the dancers.

00:05:22.820 You didn't see most of it.

00:05:24.700 Um, I was at work. Well, that's the working. I was at work. So I didn't, I don't think I saw

00:05:32.320 a lot of it. Now here's my synopsis. Number one, anytime I watch something artistic, I feel like

00:05:41.060 I'm not, Oh my God. Just so you guys know, I'm trying to do a live at the same time. And my live,

00:05:49.560 There we go.

00:05:50.160 Keeps falling over.

00:05:51.760 Pay it no mind.

00:05:52.760 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

00:05:56.600 It's Wizard of Oz.

00:05:57.920 You know the reference, right?

00:05:58.980 I know, but I was being funny.

00:06:00.380 Follow the Olympic road.

00:06:01.600 Follow the Olympic road.

00:06:03.620 So when I watched the opening of the Olympics and the-

00:06:06.500 Wait, I didn't plug in your mic.

00:06:09.360 It's okay.

00:06:10.000 We're just doing it regular.

00:06:11.420 They can still hear us on here.

00:06:13.600 Wait.

00:06:14.840 For those at home, I have another mic, but I didn't plug it in, but it's fine.

00:06:19.160 I do it without the mic all the time. I can't tell the difference. Nonetheless, when I was

00:06:25.260 watching it, I feel every time I watch something artistic, I feel like I'm not smart enough to

00:06:30.500 understand what's going on. I'm not artistic enough. I'm not educated enough. So I was kind

00:06:35.300 of on the same level as you in the sense that I'm like, I don't know what that's about.

00:06:39.760 Marie Antoinette, I got it. Holding her own head. Funny. That is good French revolution humor.

00:06:46.120 uh and then the parts that i i didn't think anything of it to be perfectly honest the only

00:06:54.520 part i said to you in the entire thing was why is that bull's head there remember i'm like what's

00:07:01.120 with the bull's head and so i looked it up probably has to do something what's with the bull's head

00:07:05.820 and apparently the bull and like the deer are traditional animals that signify french culture

00:07:14.760 Right?

00:07:15.600 So I looked at the bowl and the whatever, and then I moved on.

00:07:18.740 I'm like, oh, that's what that's about.

00:07:20.200 Moving on.

00:07:20.780 I didn't think anything else about it.

00:07:23.100 Like, you could have done that with the entire opening ceremonies.

00:07:26.120 That's probably what I should have been doing because I didn't know what any of it was.

00:07:29.920 Well, but when somebody's performing, I don't think of looking it up.

00:07:33.480 The only thing that made me question everything was the next day on Twitter,

00:07:37.760 and everybody was losing their mind.

00:07:40.900 all they were saying was, you know, it's making fun of Christianity. It's making, it's doing this,

00:07:48.380 it's doing that. And I'm like, it did what? And then when I saw the comparisons they were trying

00:07:53.400 to make, you kind of go like, oh, I don't know. Is that the comparison they were making? And there

00:07:58.460 was the whole, oh, they were making fun of the last supper, which they weren't. It was the feast

00:08:03.140 of Dionysus, which is a Greek God. And again, I don't care, to be perfectly honest, whatever

00:08:10.860 they were doing, it didn't really bother me. And then I started reading what it was actually about.

00:08:18.140 And so at the end of the day, I'm just like, I don't think it had anything to do. It definitely

00:08:24.480 wasn't up there trying to be, you know, the spawn of Satan. Everybody is just like, everything is

00:08:31.600 satan nowadays have you noticed that i don't go on twitter so i don't it's a bad place twitter's a

00:08:37.040 bad place to be it really is it is a bad place and then i started looking it all up and i'm like

00:08:43.840 uh i don't care do whatever you want your opening ceremonies it affects me this much um so watching

00:08:51.660 the opening ceremonies getting to the end and let's be honest it was the end that we were all

00:08:55.400 waiting for celine dion celine making her belt it out beautiful amazing comeback standing ovation

00:09:02.580 comeback performance that she nailed and i was so happy for her because i knew that when she was done

00:09:09.760 she was proud of like what she had just accomplished because like i watched that documentary and it was

00:09:16.940 so heartbreaking that like the only thing that you could do is watch and like just be proud of

00:09:23.760 like how far she's come from her I love how France is trying to claim her though she's ours

00:09:30.620 France just so you know she might she might speak French but she's French Canadian and I think that

00:09:36.120 that's still ours she wasn't born in France no I don't think she was born in France but I do think

00:09:42.420 that Canadian part of her family is probably in France from France well part of my family's in

00:09:47.640 Britain doesn't make me British but she might have I don't I don't know her enough to know

00:09:52.520 whether she has dual citizenship or not baby but lady gaga was also there she's not french 0.99

00:09:57.480 this is what i'm saying is she french no i don't know i'm saying they were pulling a lot of a lot

00:10:02.920 of people from other places that's what i thought was really funny um but it was funny because you

00:10:08.440 said the funniest meme was what about somebody put a meme on the internet saying i would be

00:10:14.120 terrified if i was on a boat and celine dion was singing because of the titan you'd be like

00:10:19.320 get off the boat get off the boat um yes i know celine dion is french french canadian i know

00:10:27.640 she's from quebec but i'm just saying her descendants and stuff probably from france

00:10:33.420 i think maybe but could be like as far you gotta know like descendants coming from france

00:10:40.100 is further back than my mom coming from england maybe her grandmother was from france i don't know

00:10:47.120 i'm just saying i genuinely do she is ours is what i'm saying okay so we start watching the

00:10:53.640 olympics now it is a little bit more olympic driven than i am why because i love the olympics

00:11:00.200 i wanted to go to the olympics i was training to go to the olympics this close i never bated

00:11:05.000 this close right you were like just under the top 10 or you're at the top 10 what was the story

00:11:10.800 there so you're short track speed skater yeah so you only go one way do you ever feel a little

00:11:15.680 tippy yeah my hips are messed up because of it yeah um no it's um you have to go through different

00:11:23.360 like levels of stuff and i was always like right excellent explanation for the people at home

00:11:30.080 you just in order to qualify you have to go through different rankings right and i was

00:11:35.280 always right at the like right at the cutting cut off of that ranking so i never made it um

00:11:44.080 but you love the olympics i do listen the first time i'm gonna tell the story i've been with anna

00:11:50.480 oh about four and a half years and i've oh i've only seen what you fell over for and i've only

00:11:57.440 seen her cry maybe three times but the first time i ever saw her cry at all tear streaming down her

00:12:08.080 face was when some random guy won the bronze medal in the winter olympics from what country

00:12:16.640 it was the summer olympics because it was um swimming and he was four years ago

00:12:23.120 probably no you have to remember there was the coveted year which means that they got moved and

00:12:29.760 but anyways this um athlete wasn't like in the runnings to win he wasn't the favorite he wasn't

00:12:36.880 like nobody was like oh yeah watch out for him because he's gonna win a medal you know what i

00:12:41.200 mean and he just kept going getting by and getting through the rounds and whatever i think he was

00:12:46.480 from brazil if i'm not mistaken brazil i think he was wherever anyways he wasn't like a favorite to

00:12:54.880 win bronze silver gold nothing and then he manages to get in there and actually win bronze and

00:13:02.880 everybody was like oh my gosh he came out of nowhere he did it and then they're doing like

00:13:08.880 the the ceremony where they give out the medals and they put the the medal on him and then he

00:13:14.160 grabs it and he looks at it and he goes like he does he does that thing where you like anyways

00:13:19.520 it was so beautiful it was like all of his hard work and he just he got his medal and he was so

00:13:26.160 i have never seen anybody be more proud than guys and i looked over tear you don't understand

00:13:33.280 nothing makes her cry nothing nothing and sometimes the national anthem makes you tear

00:13:41.200 if it's a podium national anthem yeah and and what else in the four and a half years i've known you

00:13:47.680 i don't know oh my grandma but that that's something that's different

00:13:52.400 in in like i cry all the time i can tear i i watch the end of an orange is the new black

00:14:00.900 and can have a bit of a tear in the eye i it's really all the time it's just i know what it

00:14:06.700 feels like to train for something and to like not be the favorite and then get there and then

00:14:13.980 actually succeed and like see this is what i've been training for this is it like you could i

00:14:20.760 could feel his proudness i guess like i could feel whatever anyways it moved me it was very

00:14:26.260 emotional all right so we're watching the the summer olympics right now so when i get home it's

00:14:32.780 on it's you know all the time what are your top three summer olympic events and why okay diving

00:14:38.720 for sure diving because it fascinates me how they can do all these flips or whatever and then get

00:14:45.800 into the pool and make zero splash. Can't comprehend it, but I think it's amazing. So

00:14:51.380 that's one. Um, swimming obviously is another one. Why obviously? Because it's like a fan

00:14:58.160 favorite. Everybody tunes in for the swimming. Um, I don't tune in for the swimming. You

00:15:04.360 don't tune in for anything. If I wasn't here, if I wasn't here, you would not turn the TV

00:15:08.340 on to watch anything i think i've really grown to love the i'm gonna say bmx but it's like

00:15:16.980 i like when they do the skateboarding into and their tricks and the ramps and all that but then

00:15:21.620 there's also they also bike and do that the tricks and stuff so i've grown to like that as well i

00:15:28.020 don't know why but also fascinates me i wish i could do it i'm gonna go rugby sevens because

00:15:33.220 I think it's the best sport. Well, I mean, I love rugby 15s. I used to play rugby. I was never

00:15:40.180 great, but I loved it. I still think it's the best sport. I think it's the most well-rounded

00:15:44.460 athletic competition team sport ever, period. I really like 15s. Watching the sevens though,

00:15:54.600 it's like they're freaking gladiators. I don't understand how seven people handled the whole 1.00

00:15:59.920 rugby pitch, but it's only 15 minutes. So it's a very short game. And I think that's why a lot

00:16:05.540 of people like sevens because it's a very short. Because it happens fast. It's very quick. Yeah.

00:16:09.040 And it's usually pretty high scoring, right? Well, yeah, because you score a touchdown and

00:16:14.260 you get seven points. It's called a try, not a touchdown. Touchdown's football. A try is in

00:16:21.300 rugby. Anyways, you get seven points right away. No, no, no. You get five. You get five points for

00:16:27.720 the try and two for the conversion you kick it through the upright great so you get seven points

00:16:33.380 if you kick it through the upright but then how do you just get one point you don't just get one

00:16:39.080 point that's what i'm saying what who chose seven i don't know it's like football i guess or football

00:16:44.420 is like that you can kick it you can um not that anybody you can drop kick it through the uprights

00:16:50.860 for three points so you can be in the middle of the game if you drop kick it you bounce it off

00:16:55.580 the ground and kick it through the uprights you can get three points i'm just saying what happened

00:17:00.100 to one one and two i just think rugby is the most impressive game it is not only is it you have to

00:17:07.540 be incredibly in incredibly great shape you have to have good hands and you have to have good feet

00:17:13.820 and you have to take a hit and give a hit there's no other sport that's that well-rounded

00:17:20.900 soccer down you go in a bottle like it's when they go down it's just like oh my god did the

00:17:30.020 wind graze against your back i don't know i don't love sports that like you have to fight you know

00:17:36.900 what i mean you don't have to fight in rugby though but you still tackle the other person

00:17:40.980 you're still everybody jumps on top of each other i don't like don't get me wrong on top of each

00:17:45.780 other you tackle each other and then you have to rock over the ball there's no nobody jumps on

00:17:50.740 each other you have to push over the ball anyways so um have you ever played water polo no okay

00:17:58.580 because i didn't know this but when i was little this is gonna be a segue when i was little um

00:18:05.060 the water polo practices were at like 5 a.m and i was like absolutely not i'm not where did you

00:18:09.380 live that there was water polo practice like the summer pool that i used to belong to anyways

00:18:15.700 let me just finish my story um water and then at one point i just happened to be at the pool

00:18:21.940 at that time and they were gonna have a game and they were missing a player and they were like anna

00:18:27.460 can you just jump in and play and i was like i've never played water polo i've never shown interest

00:18:31.460 in water polo but they needed an extra player so i was like all right so i jumped in and then

00:18:37.060 the other team would put their fingers through the top of my bathing suit like that and then just

00:18:42.580 hold me there. And then they would try to drown me and like, just ruckus me. And I was like, 0.95

00:18:48.900 what am I even doing here? I don't want any part of this. I all of a sudden like water polo.

00:18:53.440 And then finally, when I like got freed of this person, someone gave me the ball. Don't know why

00:19:01.580 my first day out there. And then I was all by myself and I just swam over to the goal and I

00:19:08.720 picked it up and I shot the ball in and I scored and everybody was so happy because it was my first

00:19:13.280 time ever doing water polo but I did not enjoy it and I did not go back because I didn't like people

00:19:18.600 like trying to drown me the end so that happens in water polo so I didn't know I didn't know that

00:19:25.900 that happened and that's what I'm saying when you're watching it you don't really see any of

00:19:29.280 it because it all happens under the water and then you have like bruises because they also

00:19:33.160 kick you under the water. It's violent. I don't like violence. It's true. I understand why you

00:19:39.400 wouldn't. You're very little. That would make sense. I'm big in my head. So I think I'm more

00:19:45.760 adept to handling violence. I am not, but in my head I am, which is why I really love rugby.

00:19:52.820 So I love rugby sevens. Surfing, love it. Surfing looks really cool, but I don't know how they're

00:19:58.880 basing their points don't understand it at all how it works or i have no idea points and whatnot

00:20:05.460 yeah i have no idea but i still love love love love watching surfing and probably anything with

00:20:12.440 simone biles i don't know what she does or how she does it but i watched that kid and i'm like

00:20:17.920 i think she's the strongest i'd like to see simone biles play rugby i think there should 0.99

00:20:24.520 be some crossover sports because she is compact. She is fast, fast, fast, fast. I don't know if 1.00

00:20:31.920 anybody could catch her. Like, I just think she'd be so agile. She just do a flip over top of

00:20:37.480 somebody. I think she might flip over you because she could probably jump real high. So that's, 1.00

00:20:41.580 those are my, my, my top three. So would those be your top? So if you're going to play in the

00:20:46.080 Olympics in the summer games, would those be the ones you'd want to play in? Or would you try to

00:20:51.300 be more rational about your skill level no I wouldn't you wouldn't try to be rational no it's

00:20:57.500 not that I wouldn't try to be rational is I know where my strengths are and what I believe I could

00:21:02.880 possibly be good at gymnastics I'm scared to do a flip just standing here so I wouldn't I'm not

00:21:09.080 going to be like yeah I'm going to go try out for gymnastics um and what they do with their

00:21:13.380 shoulders you know they when they flip on those bars I'm like I don't think that that's good for

00:21:18.560 your shoulders. You'd have to ask them. I don't think any gymnast has a, has a good body. I think

00:21:25.860 they're all breaking down. Okay. And then, so not what I said, what would you, I know I'm,

00:21:31.700 I'm thinking, but you narrowed it down to summer, but just summer, just focus on summer. Cause we're

00:21:36.200 in the summer games, babe. We can't be talking about winter things. What about cycling? Throw

00:21:40.180 you on a bike, maybe the velodrome cycling. I think I'd be good at cause you're going in that

00:21:44.620 small circle again i think that looks more terrifying than anything else no it's actually

00:21:51.500 really cool i've done it before but what if you fall off that bike it's gonna be off yeah

00:21:56.080 catastrophic i mean it would like falling and skating you'd fall off things

00:22:02.360 uh i think is that it the velodrome is that what you called it so just that i'm trying to think of

00:22:12.420 anything else that's in the Olympics and I'm blanking right now. So go ahead. I know rugby

00:22:17.880 would be yours, but- Oh no, no, no. Listen, I'd say I'd want to play rugby. I would be

00:22:23.560 unalived, murdered. I'd be decimated. Sure. Put a hundred pounds on me of muscle and then give it a 0.96

00:22:31.860 go. But I understand that if I'm being practical, that ain't it. Surfing, I'd like to try. I feel

00:22:41.240 like if I could train for surfing, maybe I could get good at it. Right. Um, I'm, I'm not good,

00:22:47.800 but I really, really do love it. I'm thinking javelin. Okay. If I was going to be a betting

00:22:55.680 person, do you have like huge arm strength? Well, I could get arm strength, but I know how to throw

00:23:00.600 a drop in high school. That's what I did. Me too. But I don't think I'd be good at it. Listen,

00:23:05.620 none of us are doing well at the olympics i'm just saying you know what i might have the best shot

00:23:12.120 at javelin i saw someone put a meme up and it said the olympics shouldn't be about the people

00:23:21.080 who actually train i agree it should be like a random pick where everybody's name is in a bucket

00:23:28.280 and you pick random names to go represent your country in the different sports so like i could

00:23:34.880 be picked for something that I've never done before. And that's how you judge how strong

00:23:41.100 your country is. I would pay so much money to watch that. I would tune in nonstop to

00:23:50.340 watch average people get on a bike and try to go. It should be like you need to be in

00:24:02.320 certain age capacity like you know age brackets and whatever and you should be healthy enough

00:24:07.600 to participate like my mom couldn't get on a bike i mean but outside of that no other and you just

00:24:13.360 all guys i would watch it 24 7. it would be great and i think i could take javelin

00:24:20.640 bring me in maybe discus i used to also do the the shop yeah did you do well no no i did well

00:24:28.080 Well enough to represent my school at like regionals or whatever, but I'd never made

00:24:33.700 it past that.

00:24:35.460 In elementary and then even into high school, I would do the high jump.

00:24:40.400 Guys.

00:24:40.580 Oh, wow.

00:24:41.260 Not for me.

00:24:42.420 Not a while. 0.99

00:24:43.900 Every year I hit that damn bar on probably at the very most, the second height. 0.99

00:24:52.360 And I would just hit it. 0.99

00:24:53.760 So why did they send you?

00:24:54.840 And it would hit me in my back and my mom was embarrassed for me.

00:24:57.680 it was just because nobody else wanted to do it and it was like we all had it we all had to do it

00:25:04.380 but i was best in my school i think the pool i think the the pool was pretty you know minimal

00:25:15.660 at best um but i think maybe the discus i think i could be good at discus i also tried doing discus

00:25:22.960 but again just enough to represent my school and then i was done that was it what sports are we

00:25:28.240 missing though i wouldn't i wouldn't do soccer my my height would be good to race horses because

00:25:35.760 i'm little i heard you got but at the olympics isn't it like it's not horse racing it's equestrian

00:25:43.280 they don't have horse racers no there's no horse racing at the olympics there's the equestrian

00:25:47.600 where you jump over stuff and you trot and then you yeah no there's no there's no like straight

00:25:53.560 up horse racing that's at the track when we go gambling um what else is there i don't think i

00:26:01.420 could do the bmx thing i think i'd hurt myself yeah archery maybe we'd be good at archery my mom

00:26:08.320 always wanted to go to be an archer no to go do archery we never ended up going but we could give

00:26:15.620 it a go see what happens i think that would be i think i could do i've done archery because i did

00:26:20.360 it in gym class judo judo would be it i don't like i took karate for like two summers and i was

00:26:31.000 decent for two summers and i was decent watch out olympics i had a good outfit and i and and i think

00:26:39.580 i'd be better at judo because we we did this karate style where a lot of it was grappling i

00:26:44.680 think I'd be good at it I'm wiry I don't look like much but I'm wiry not for me okay and I know that

00:26:53.260 they just added break dancing this year and because I'm a dancer everyone's assuming that

00:26:57.820 I'd be good at break dancing I am not it's not my thing I don't do break dancing all right all right

00:27:05.140 any predictions top three countries in the Olympics give me your predictions right now

00:27:09.880 we'll see if how close you are usa is number one australia really australia

00:27:18.540 russia's still out yeah but the russian athletes can compete just under a different name

00:27:27.140 well it's not just the russian athletes but it's like people who also have don't have countries

00:27:33.540 and stuff or refugees somewhere and stuff like that i feel like they all compete under an umbrella

00:27:38.120 correct me if i'm wrong but i think that's what it is um who else states australia

00:27:48.440 what isn't china good i feel like china always wins a lot of medals

00:27:53.640 are they better in the winter yeah i feel like they're a winter i mean i could be wrong i just

00:27:57.800 know that they're really good in short track speed skating but i don't know who's usually

00:28:03.560 good during the summer i would say maybe japan japan better than china i don't know no i'm gonna

00:28:10.160 have to go u.s and china are gonna even know u.s and china are gonna be in top three here's the

00:28:15.920 thing they have to be in chops i i don't even i never want to guest australian a million years

00:28:22.520 as much as i love the olympics i don't really pay attention to like the medal scoring in the

00:28:28.640 summer olympics which is weird like you're trying you're asking me like who do i think is gonna

00:28:32.220 end up on top and i could not tell you for the summer olympics i'm here just thinking like winter

00:28:38.020 but i don't even know i should pay more attention to that yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna put u.s and china

00:28:44.920 for sure and you're gonna say u.s so annoying what can we put has canada ever come in the top three

00:28:51.340 i don't think in the summer olympics in the winter

00:28:54.380 i don't know we gotta pull it together i think we're better at the winter olympics i believe

00:29:01.380 You know who I'm going to put my money on?

00:29:03.640 Am I lying?

00:29:04.780 Am I just making all of this up?

00:29:06.740 Making what up?

00:29:07.580 That we score better during the Winter Olympics?

00:29:10.780 Like, I don't know.

00:29:11.940 I have no idea.

00:29:12.580 I have no idea. 1.00

00:29:13.680 I just like to put all my money on Simone. 1.00

00:29:16.400 Oh, yeah, for sure. 1.00

00:29:17.380 Simone Biles. 0.99

00:29:18.280 All my money, buy the jacket, get the banner, get the tattoos.

00:29:23.240 Simone, I'm with you.

00:29:25.380 Yeah.

00:29:27.020 I'm also going to say, yay Canadian rugby. 0.66

00:29:31.380 because we just beat france maybe we have a shot okay um yay that swimmer but she's already proven

00:29:38.880 herself so she's gotten the silver she got a gold today let's go summer summer mcintosh 0.96

00:29:44.140 kick butt um you know who's gonna win sir you think australia is gonna like take the surfing

00:29:51.320 and those kind of things australians are really good swimmers it's because they're on an island 0.67

00:29:55.880 i don't know i'm just saying they've been ocean with the sharks they've been scoring

00:29:59.740 high in swimming um did we know y'all know cody simpson oh no well okay so he's a singer he's like

00:30:08.200 the oh yeah and then justin bieber of australia in australia's olympic team but his dream he was

00:30:14.360 always a swimmer since he was a kid and then he went back and he's like this is what i'm gonna

00:30:19.000 do i'm gonna train for the olympics he didn't make it he just fell short um but his girlfriend

00:30:24.140 is in there so i think she's done pretty well what's she in swimming oh swimming they're all

00:30:29.200 swimmers yeah all right well people are saying great britain so maybe they're yeah maybe uk will

00:30:35.820 they've been doing well i just don't know if they're in the top three so far they could be

00:30:41.340 i should pay more attention to that i should look it up because i feel like i'm saying stuff and

00:30:46.020 it's not even real anything that i say is not facts here's here's what i want to see i want

00:30:51.820 to see regular people doing the olympics and i want to see simone um crossover into seven drug

00:30:57.880 that's those are my two wishes for the future because i think it would be current standing

00:31:03.280 japan france china australia korea usa canada's in ninth japan's in first japan is pretty good

00:31:10.480 yeah japan france china australia korea the united states isn't even doing very well well we just

00:31:19.100 first of all like we just started it's like what day two day three i don't even know but we have

00:31:24.480 to wait for simone to win all of her medals yay simone right she'll be i know she i know she married

00:31:30.980 maybe you know the guy that pretended not to know who she was but bygones we all don't pick well

00:31:37.160 first time around simone but she is so incredible and powerful and lovely and the fact that she took

00:31:43.940 that break and is now just bam, bam, bam. Like I can't respect this kid. How old is she? I don't

00:31:50.780 know. I'm going to go train with some Olympics with some flips maybe. Okay. All right, guys.

00:31:58.580 Thanks so much for hanging out. We are going to go, we will do another, let's do another version

00:32:03.200 of this. Like when we're like knee deep in the Olympics. Okay. All right. And we'll come back

00:32:07.640 and we'll see how much we guessed

00:32:09.100 and what other amazing future rankings

00:32:12.780 or sports we can make up.

00:32:15.880 Make up?

00:32:16.920 Yeah, I think we should make them up.

00:32:18.300 Okay.

00:32:18.960 But I'd like to officially plug

00:32:20.960 for the Normal People Olympics.

00:32:24.840 You haven't rehearsed.

00:32:26.460 You haven't trained.

00:32:27.700 You don't even know how to hold the stick.

00:32:30.180 But we're going to put you on the field.

00:32:32.440 Have a great day, guys.

00:32:33.780 We will see you next week.

00:32:34.680 Same bat time, same bat channel. 1.00

00:32:38.060 Peace out, homies. 1.00

00:32:39.440 Dismissed. 1.00

Unlearn16: Class is in Session - July 30, 2024

The One Where I Throw the Javelin and Get a Red Card

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