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00:00:47.720Hello and welcome to Vulgar History, a feminist women's history comedy podcast. This season,1.00
00:00:52.740we've been looking at the French Revolution. And up until now, we've been looking at it through
00:00:57.720the eyes of the women who were involved and in often cases trying to be more involved in the
00:01:02.960French Revolution. And that's what I do in this podcast. I tell history through the stories of
00:01:07.540women who were involved in it. But sometimes you just buck up against a piece of history where
00:01:11.780women were just not involved in it. And it's important history that we all need to understand
00:01:16.240to get to our ultimate goal, which is talking about Marie Antoinette. But it's just, there's
00:01:20.040not women there. I'm like, I don't, how can I, I tried to research this myself, but my brain just
00:01:25.240glazed over when I tried to read because it's just men writing paperwork, which is like
00:01:29.040a phobia of mine at this point. But guess what? I know somebody who knows all about these people.
00:01:34.480I wouldn't say that they love these people, but they love the stories of these people. And that
00:01:40.280is Alison Epstein. Welcome, Alison. Hello. I feel like I've become your accidental
00:01:45.220correspondent for men we can't avoid talking about on the show, which is fine by me.
00:01:50.320Which is, you know, when you explain these stories of men to me, I can pay attention and I have a good time. When I try to read books about them. Actually, side note, I think I just saw you post something about reading books and the books assume you know facts that you don't actually know. I think, yeah, explain that.
00:02:08.180i was reading a research book this morning and i posted on instagram i got so pissed off because
00:02:13.160the author was just like and the thing that happened in spain after this event is of course
00:02:17.780known by all my readers so i won't talk about it and i was like sir i don't know what happened in
00:02:22.220spain write it down i don't know so i feel like a lot of the stuff about the men of the french
00:02:28.600revolution is written by people who assume their readers already know a lot of these things and i'm
00:02:32.420like i don't i'm so out of my depth i can't all that i know about some of these guys is i'm like
00:02:38.080well, that's the one who, was that the one that, that the wife was her? Like I was trying to find
00:02:43.680my way. I was really, I was overly stubborn about this. I was like, I will tell this story all
00:02:48.080through women. And by the time I was looking at the wife of one of these guys, I was just,
00:02:52.240her whole story was just like, I'm married to this guy and he's hot and it's great. Oh no,
00:02:55.960I'm executed. I was like, how do I make that an hour long podcast episode?
00:03:03.040And you really can't like, she's just, you can't, these guys, there were women in their lives,
00:03:07.120but the women were just kind of like, that's my man. There's not a lot to their stories that is
00:03:12.680known. I'm sure they were cool and interesting people. But these guys, you made me excited about
00:03:18.060it by creating a graphic that I will share with the listeners. That is of the Spice Girls.
00:03:24.240Yes, that's going to date me exactly for your listeners, because my formative pop culture years
00:03:28.900were prime Spice Girls years. And in my opinion, there are five dudes in the French Revolution
00:03:35.460that it's worth knowing and I think of them as the Spice Girls of the Revolution because I give
00:03:40.060them each one adjective to help me remember which one is who and so I pitched this to Anne as let's
00:03:46.320go through the five dudes of the revolution and spend the least amount of time as possible on all
00:03:51.640of them and you can think about them as a power girl group from the 90s if that helps. It does
00:03:56.440and it always helps and actually I what I appreciate with the Spice Girls everything but I
00:04:02.140do you make him and they were like hi there's five of us we look visually distinct and we each
00:04:07.540have one characteristic so in any video you're like that's baby that's ginger that's posh like
00:04:13.000it took me a while to understand who posh was i'm just like wait which one is she like she's just
00:04:16.840like wearing a black dress like what what adjective oh posh okay like that's more of a british british0.96
00:04:22.200adjective than like a north american one i'm just is she just like the sexy one i'm like well they're
00:04:26.540all sexy but that really helps me but now like i'm into lately um various like k-pop groups and
00:04:33.520when i watch them i'm just like which is who which is who and they're like changing wigs and changing
00:04:37.860outfits throughout the video and i'm just like how many people are even in this band i can't tell
00:04:41.560i need to have singular adjective that's what i need i need like one of you needs to have bangs
00:04:46.680one of you needs to have short hair i'm like stop changing wigs this i want to support this band but
00:04:52.260I can't tell how many this is also a problem with me hi welcome to vulgar history a podcast about
00:04:57.600history but um with destiny's trial this was a major thing for me this is a major thing for me
00:05:03.860and I didn't realize and it was because they kept changing who was in the band
00:05:07.320and their videos from like the early 2000s were really like frenetically cut so I'm like blonde
00:05:12.740hair short hair some others like I couldn't tell how many people were in the band and then they
00:05:18.780switched out two people for two other people then anyway so like how many children does destiny have
00:05:25.320i need to know i'm just like that's beyonce and that's kelly but i don't know who else is in this
00:05:30.680band and i know this about you am because when we watched conclave i knew one reason you enjoyed
00:05:35.540that movie is because everyone had weird glasses or a weird like facial expression or facial hair
00:05:41.180that could tell them apart i was like okay that's how we're gonna conclave no conclave was such a
00:05:45.840good example of a movie where it starred entirely like with like two exceptions like 70 year old
00:05:52.360white men but they all had they made them look different like you can wearing the same thing
00:05:58.860but you can do it so I again listeners maybe you're like me as well like you just who are
00:06:04.380these guys like let's give them all a Spice Girls name they each have a thing this is really helpful
00:06:09.740for me thank you you are so welcome and I want to say before we get into this that I am not an
00:06:14.780expert in the French Revolution and you've had a lot of experts on the French Revolution on this
00:06:18.600podcast. So I don't usually caveat myself, but like this is not a Leia Redmond Chang episode.
00:06:23.880This is a me vibing with my boys episode. And that's the level of expertise I need. I don't
00:06:30.960know if I got an expert in these five guys on if I could for dummies it enough that I would
00:06:37.720understand it. But you know the level I need. I do. So to kick us off, I want to introduce our
00:06:43.820five Spice Girls. And then I'm going to try the best that I can to tell this story, chronologically
00:06:50.140focusing on what these five guys did and not make it take seven hours. That's really the goal that
00:06:55.680I have. And I want to say that most of these guys we have mentioned at least once in the podcast so
00:07:00.700far, they're kind of there doing stuff. Some of them we haven't, but two of them, especially we
00:07:05.860have. Yes. So number one is, is the reason you asked me to come on and do this episode, which
00:07:10.740is Robespierre we have to eventually talk about Robespierre and I call him fanatic spice I think
00:07:16.440that will help us as we go along uh then we get to talk I'm so excited to talk to you about Jean
00:07:21.980Paul Marat who I call trash spice um we've talked about him in your Charlotte Corday episode but0.63
00:07:27.600yeah last scene being stabbed in a bathtub wearing a turban but what did he do before that once you1.00
00:07:33.780get through this episode you're gonna be like yes that was the right choice congrats to Charlotte1.00
00:07:37.640Corday for picking the right one um there is next Camille Desmoulins who I call uh chaos spice
00:07:44.820because what is this boy doing I don't know Camille Desmoulins is one who I was looking at his
00:07:50.700wife to maybe do an episode about but she was mostly just kind of like that's my man love him
00:07:56.340oh no I'm executed the end so I only know about him through when I was researching his wife which
00:08:02.480is just kind of like she's like love him I ride for this man and it's like that's what I know
00:09:26.700Some of us are older than others. And this one is older than the others.
00:09:30.000Yes. So we've got Murat, who sort of gets the revolutionary stuff kicked off first. He was
00:09:35.820born in the 1740s and then as early as like the 1770s he's out there on the pamphlet circuit
00:09:41.880writing all of his his spicy pamphlets and treatises about liberty and rule of the people
00:09:48.320over the king all of that good stuff in the 1770s yeah early early days yes uh here his first book
00:09:56.280was called les chines de l'esclavage which translate to the chains of slavery it's not
00:10:00.660about slavery. It's about white people having not rights about the king because he is the way that0.63
00:10:06.600he is. But he was pretty popular in the early days. People who loved Rousseau loved Marat.
00:10:15.140The listeners can't see the face that Anne just made when I said Rousseau. And I do want to say
00:10:20.220in defense of Rousseau, like the Republican stuff, not so bad. The naturalism of all of it
00:10:27.720extends to having a king rule over people is not natural we all have rights in nature and that's
00:10:35.260kind of nice the sexism of it's bad but there are good things in there also somewhere okay okay
00:10:42.640russo is just i haven't delved deep into russo just every time he shows up in a story
00:10:47.620it's because some of his misogynistic stuff is coming up and somebody is using it to like
00:10:53.620be mean about Marie Antoinette or something. And I do have to tell you, as someone who studied the
00:10:58.880French Revolution from the dude's point of views, the sexism never comes up. I learned that from
00:11:03.580listening to this podcast. I was like, oh, okay. That's all I know about him. Like, I just feel
00:11:07.940like he's really, he's the John Knox of the French Revolution. Yeah. So it's funny who cares about
00:11:13.500what part of his philosophy, because everyone's just like, oh yeah, Rousseau, the hero of the
00:11:17.040revolution. And I'm like, oh, okay. I guess I learned something new every day. I want to say
00:11:21.440there is a listener of this podcast who was sharing with me on the discord actually and
00:11:27.600with everyone on the discord this graphic novel about like the history of women feminism and it
00:11:33.440was really cute and it's really good and there's like lots of people in it who we know from the
00:11:36.420podcast and at the end there's sort of like an opposite of awards are given out to like who is
00:11:41.060the shittiest man and you know first place was Rousseau all right in this whole book of like
00:11:49.140the pantheon like second place was aristotle first place was russo that's impressive yeah
00:11:54.880it really shows i was not reading the right books good to know but this really shows the difference
00:11:58.900between like women's history like social history like i read about and like standard normal history
00:12:04.880that is presented to people in schools it really does okay so mara was born in switzerland i think
00:12:12.380Yes. But he moves to Paris in 1776. And because this is the 18th century, he has like four jobs, none of which he's really qualified for. He's a journalist. He's a medical doctor. He is an experimenting scientist trying to figure out electricity. He's friends with Ben Franklin. Like, I don't know what this man is doing, but he's very famous and he is shooting with everybody.
00:12:37.180You might get to this, but I feel like some of these things in medical experience especially might lead to his debilitating skin condition that he later has.
00:12:45.560Was he putting his hands on things and not washing them? Maybe. I don't know.
00:12:50.420Was he covering his body in lead to be like, let's see what this does? Who knows?
00:12:55.440You know, that seems like a thing he would do.
00:12:58.540He's fighting with the Académie de Séance for basically a decade.
00:14:00.560for being like the most into russo and the roman empire of everybody else at university so they
00:14:06.380were best it's interesting like this will probably come up several times in this but the roman empire
00:14:11.940of it all like it's just funny that people nowadays are so into the roman empire and people
00:14:16.300then a days we're so into the roman empire and i recently just re-released the episode about
00:14:21.880elagabalus where i where i was just kind of like reminder to everybody like the roman empire
00:14:25.880was chaotic and shitty also it was not it was not centuries of amazingness the roman empire i want
00:14:36.040to tell you what i know about camille de moulin because this this might come up now so he so his
00:14:41.660future wife lucille the person who i was going to do an episode about but in fact her life can
00:14:45.940be summarized in two sentences she was like from a wealthy family and they fell in love at what's
00:14:50.720that there's like a garden in paris it's called like the great garden or something it's like a
00:14:55.560famous garden there's a bunch of gardens i'm not sure which it's called like le grand jordan or
00:15:00.880something really basic and it's apparently very famous so they met there they fell in love she's
00:15:05.940like i just met this hot guy can i marry him and his her parents were like no because you're really
00:15:10.920rich and he's not and so they're and she read a lot of novels and she was just like i just want
00:15:15.640to have this grand romance like in my novels and she loved him so i'll let you know when that
00:15:20.840changes but well actually yes i will say it does it she eventually gets permission to marry him
00:15:28.640when he makes a name for himself oh oh i see okay and robespierre is the best man at their wedding
00:15:33.760oh cute i also have a a private theory there's some historical speculation that demoulin was
00:15:40.840bisexual and i think it's because he was in love with robespierre that is unsubstantiated by anybody
00:15:46.020but me but you'll see how this all plays out and we can talk about it later yeah yeah okay
00:15:50.620yeah but okay so we've got we've got robespierre we've got de moulin are like on the scene just
00:15:55.500being they they both train to be lawyers because they're both like big talkers and they're they're
00:16:00.500they love sharing an opinion um but neither of them made it as lawyers robespierre because he
00:16:05.740wanted to spend all of his time in the salons talking about justice and like political theory
00:16:10.040and de moulin because he had a stutter so he got nervous in court and he couldn't
00:16:14.140deliver his uh his speeches and so he became a journalist and then as now journalists don't
00:16:20.940make any money so he's broke like that's probably why his wife's family were not in favor of this
00:16:26.420he's just like out there writing for the local community newspaper doing his best and then
00:16:31.840there's danton who comes to paris at the same time he's not friends with them he's he's a real
00:16:37.680a real guy do a real like listeners do an image search for danton like he is like you're gonna
00:16:45.660explain to me what happened to his face because something happened to his face it's like no shade
00:16:49.100to people who were born with faces like this but he looks like he was kicked in the face
00:16:52.660by an ox like his face is just like smush did you read my notes before we got on this episode
00:16:59.720was that it was he was he was kicked in the face by a bull and then stampeded by a herd of pigs
00:17:04.880as a child that's what he looks like that's that's it looks like that yeah like because i was thinking
00:17:09.780of something that was like stronger than being punched in the face i was picturing like a hoof
00:17:13.080but not like a horse's hoof like something bigger and then he got smallpox because it was the 1800s
00:17:19.040so like this man his life started out with a bang and none of it went well for him like the first
00:17:23.420five years there's a movie about him starring gerard de perdue which i feel is like the only
00:17:30.180possible casting yeah you couldn't you couldn't pick anybody else ron perlman maybe maybe but
00:17:36.500maybe maybe so danton i'm intrigued in him just because when you look at the it's like when people
00:17:42.000are like oh my gosh this cat looks so much like this person when you see a picture of danton he
00:17:46.740has the face of like a pitbull like he it's like you can pay for portraits of like take your cat
00:17:52.800and like put them in like tutor costume or something it's like they took the face of a
00:17:56.480pitbull and put it in french revolution clothes and that's danton's face and i love it and i'm
00:18:01.300obsessed because so many people in portraits just look like oh that's just some guy it's just a dude
00:18:05.240i can always spot when it's danton you sure can yes okay so he comes to the town what's his vibe
00:18:10.740he is loud he's abrasive he's got loud opinions and he's gonna shout you down from the rooftops
00:18:18.220do you know he's tall he's also tall i feel like he is he's like sort of like a big those football
00:18:24.920guys who like their job is just to stand there and people like bounce off of them like he's that
00:18:28.880sort of physique i think the the body type that i'm imagining here is the governor from disney's
00:18:35.660pocahontas you know where you're just like that's a that's an upside down triangle of a man that's
00:18:40.880sort of that's sort of the downtown of it all yes okay so he and he's married with kids you said
00:18:45.300yes which they got along great which is wild to me but i'm just picturing his kids somehow with
00:18:51.380of fate that his kids are like puppies somehow okay yeah yeah and then i just have to introduce
00:18:56.720the last guy which is san just uh he's a decade younger than robespierre 20 years younger than
00:19:02.380marat so for the beginning of all of this he is a literal child uh and he spends most of his time
00:19:08.620not he doesn't come to paris till later so for the first little bit of the revolution0.90
00:19:12.720including him in the story lets us see like okay what the fuck was happening outside of paris
00:19:17.240okay okay so we've got like just to recap for myself there's five people all together so we've0.95
00:19:21.840got marat who's older and covered in sores presumably from his science experiments
00:19:27.120we've got rose pierre and we've got demoulin boyfriends yes failed out of law school then we've
00:19:35.760got um danton kicked in the face and then we've got sans juice but he's just a little kid off0.88
00:19:42.700He's a kid, but he's also a dirtbag kid. So like a couple of sentences about his childhood, and then we'll jump into the French Revolution. But like, he once led a rebellion at his middle school and tried to burn the school down because he wanted more justice for the students.0.75
00:19:58.180this is exactly how i imagine all the french revolution people were his children this is like
00:20:04.100market ladies as little girls were doing this too i think yes yes yes uh he tried to run away from
00:20:10.100home in 1786 after his girlfriend got married to somebody else and allegedly when he packed
00:20:15.480to run away from home he brought two guns and a bag full of his mom's silverware
00:20:19.580and then he got arrested and sent to 18th century uh juvenile detention yes
00:20:25.960and he spent a year there so he's a real a real problem kid he's just like really just waiting
00:20:34.400to grow into being like what a perfect person to grow up right into the french revolution because
00:20:40.040he's been he's got those vibes pre-revolution he just has this revolution energy and just
00:20:44.520nowhere to put it exactly and then the last thing to say you said it already we'll just emphasize
00:20:48.900it again because all of my sources do he is so hot okay every source is just okay first of all
00:21:25.280always translate to portraiture. Yes. Someone's hotness. It's true. I think our, I think our
00:21:30.180standards change. I think we're not used to portraits. And I think also it helps when
00:21:34.100they're like standing up in, in the legislature yelling. Like, I think that's hot for French0.99
00:21:39.180people as well. So that's true. That's true. It's sort of like, um, a few weeks ago, listeners,
00:21:45.400we had the episode about Gouverneur Morris, the American founding father, fuck boy. Yes. And I,0.99
00:21:51.740when like the episode came out and then I posted a picture of him on Instagram and one of the
00:21:54.540listeners was like this is the guy who is doing all those things you were saying and it's like
00:21:59.540yeah he looks like your friendly like your dad's retired golf friend where it's just like but he
00:22:05.840was apparently so charismatic but he's also like six foot nine which i think also helps especially
00:22:10.140in olden times yeah yeah yeah no one had ever seen a tall person and he had a peg leg which was like
00:22:14.960oh i'm so in okay so it's just like a a young radical growing into his hotness yes precisely
00:22:23.680Okay, so that's who we're talking about. And now we can talk about what they do during the French Revolution. I'm jumping to the estates, the general estates, which is the whole nobility, clergy, everybody else debacle.
00:22:40.920Because market ladies weren't really there, so I didn't talk about it a lot.
00:22:45.520Yes, I could do this at the very highest of terms, which is this was sort of the initial
00:22:52.200kicking off of the political side of the French Revolution, because everything had been going
00:22:56.660so badly, you know, with the economy and with harvests and everything.
00:23:01.200And so the king knows, OK, we have to do something.
00:23:03.740We have to make some kind of concessions to the people who are extremely angry.
00:23:07.980Let's call the Estates General, which is the political body that had been in France since the Middle Ages that was organized into the three main kinds of society, the nobility, the clergy and the third estate, which is everybody who's not in those two things.
00:23:22.600So it's sort of like calling an annual general meeting of all of France.
00:27:46.800But throughout his whole life, that was where he sort of like got more and more power was because he was so persuasive, his charisma, like he drew people to him because he could speak so well.
00:27:59.880So de Moulin was not invited to the Estates General, but this is the moment where he becomes the most important person in the French Revolution for five minutes and bless him for that.
00:28:10.900Because in the aftermath of the Estates General, there are a bunch of foreign mercenaries who are called into Paris sort of to keep peace.
00:28:20.620You can imagine it's the National Guard being called up before France really had the National Guard.
00:28:25.440And this, of course, is making everybody in Paris super on edge.
00:28:37.640So de Moulin is seeing this happening and he is so hype on revolutionary fervor that he hops up on a cafe table in the streets of Paris and he gives the speech, doesn't stutter at all.
00:28:52.280And he says, you see what the king is doing, dismissing all of these ministers who are on our sides and bringing in soldiers to keep the peace.
00:29:00.120This is going to be another St. Bartholomew's Day massacre, known to Anne as the Queen Margot massacre with all of the naked bodies in it.
00:29:07.640from the film queen marco yeah yeah saint berthelman's day massacre was was i would say
00:29:12.860the previous time that paris's streets ran with rivers of blood and they will again but
00:29:20.080not just yes this is yes this climbing on table moment though this is where he got because of
00:29:26.600that that's where his wife's family was like okay you can marry him he he climbed to the table like
00:29:31.080we like the les mis energy of that a musical not about the french revolution um but this is big
00:29:37.000Les Mis energy. Just this like young guy climbing on a table. Yeah. Yes. Everybody in the street is
00:29:42.420listening to him. They're like, that's a great point. We have to do something. It turns into
00:29:46.780mob. Mob turns into violence. Violence turns into Storming of the Bastille. Des Moulins leading the
00:29:52.360way with two pistols and a bayonet. I like that's him. And he never does anything quite that dramatic
00:29:59.600again. But I love him. And I love that he has that moment. Can we talk about Storming of the Bastille
00:30:03.620for a minute because as i think i know now that was so the best like the royal family lived off
00:30:10.200in versailles which is like not in paris um the best deal was like one jail right it was like a
00:30:16.220jail that was in paris and it was one of the only buildings it was sort of like the royal family
00:30:21.260was in charge of it so they're like well we can't storm versailles too far away we'll storm the
00:30:26.160best deal and i think they wanted to get the weapons from there that's why they stormed it
00:30:30.440It was partly that it was a combination prison and armory.
00:30:34.240So great place to storm if you're starting a popular revolution.
00:30:37.480But also, I believe it was one of the only prisons in Paris where the king would would send somebody who had been arrested sort of without trial on like a royal.
00:37:24.100He joins the Cordilliers alongside Marat.
00:37:26.500So now they're working sort of together.
00:37:29.400And Desmoulins is making enemies as well, but not as many as Murat because he's not as gross.
00:37:35.000I only bring this up because we mentioned before we started recording that the French Revolution is full of these wonderful little one-liners.
00:37:41.960People were just saying, cutting sassy things the whole time.
00:37:44.360and uh one of uh des moulins uh enemies referred to him in the newspaper as l'anon des moulins0.59
00:37:51.880which translates to it's a pun on his name and it translates to the little jackass of the windmills
00:37:57.040which i think is great these guys you know like i have lots of feelings about these guys but they
00:38:04.080they were there with a with a quip yes they did have that yeah so this is about when danton becomes
00:38:11.860friends with Desmoulins and Marat. So this is sort of the trio of people who were yelling,
00:38:17.060having opinions, sometimes smelling like the sewer. Finally, finally, just the angry men
00:38:23.260Avengers assemble. This is the heyday of the Cordeliers. They're like, let's go. We're right.
00:38:29.980Yeah, yeah. Saint-Juice is still a teenager, just to remember him. But now that the revolution is
00:38:35.680sort of picking up in the provinces, he also becomes like the head of his local branch of
00:38:41.460the national guard like boy scout exactly and he's such a zealot about it people are like look at0.97
00:38:48.800look at this 17 year old absolute fucking nut job at one point when he's on duty he takes this0.97
00:38:55.660anti-revolutionary pamphlet that like a royalist had written and plunges it into the fire and then0.99
00:39:01.560holds his hand into the fire while holding it it's burning and he's just like and this is how
00:39:06.940dedicated i am to the revolution and you have to imagine his mom is just like please calm down
00:39:12.880bro but he's ready he wants to be noticed this is also like you know we see enthusiasm like this
00:39:20.860among today's 17 year olds about various things i mean often it's tiktok dances but like
00:39:26.380yes this is his tiktok dance yeah yeah yeah so that brings us to 1790 or so and this is when
00:39:37.480robespierre starts to assume more like political power in the governing bodies of the revolution
00:39:44.480he becomes uh the president of the jacobin club and he becomes a member of the national assembly
00:39:50.920which is sort of like what they had for a functioning government right at this exact
00:39:56.060moment um and he's very popular um he's ladies love cool rose pierre yes he's very charismatic
00:40:06.140he's very clean he's well dressed i know i'm just like they don't have bras but like they're
00:40:11.200throwing i don't know what they have they're throwing their revolutionary cockades probably
00:40:15.640their wooden clogs killing people um but yeah blood-stained clogs they're like max you're mine
00:40:23.740The ladies love him, which I was startled to learn.0.99
00:52:11.340Yes, he's Oscar the Grouching himself back into the story by writing inflammatory newspaper articles saying, I don't think we murdered enough people during the September massacres.
01:02:45.240Yes, we are rapidly running out of my notes for these guys as well.
01:02:48.500Yeah, but this brings us to July in 1793, when a very badass lady decides to come to Paris and avenge the Girondins and get rid of the person she blames for the Girondin purge, which is Charlotte Corday, our girly, who comes to Paris and stabs Marat in the bathtub because she blames him for the murder of half of the National Convention.
01:03:16.140And I do want to mention here, so he was in the bathtub because he had this skin condition that especially flared up when it was hot out and there was this like heat wave happening in Paris at the time.
01:03:26.300So he had to just like live in a cold bathtub 24 hours a day. Otherwise he's just so itchy.
01:03:31.700And as you, Alison, in Chicago have been living in a heat wave and lots of people in lots of parts of Canada and America have been as well, just imagine how the heat makes you go crazy.
01:03:42.820like how it just like exacerbates if you're cranky if you're angry like it just makes your emotions
01:03:47.700more extreme so you're also hungry because there's no bread so you're sweating you're hungry you're
01:03:53.880angry everything smells like sewer it's a bad time yeah yeah so just sort of just throwing the heat
01:04:00.400on top of everything else that's happening in paris at this time it's just like no wonder everyone
01:04:04.500just kind of like you know people talk about the salem witch trials it's like oh was it the bread
01:04:08.240or whatever it's like sometimes i don't know like why do people go so wild like in the french
01:04:14.140revolution there's all these things happening but the heat just tips everyone over i think
01:04:17.440it just like yeah if you're already at like a nine it takes it to a ten yes i have been cranky
01:04:22.760for two weeks so absolutely and you have air conditioning i presume i do yes but sometimes0.83
01:04:29.420i have to leave this apartment french people like what can they do to cool off go in the sewers i0.99
01:04:34.880don't know i mean it's probably nice and cool down there yeah yeah so marat is dead yes and this0.94
01:04:42.380does as i recall the opposite of what charlotte corday wanted it to do it makes people hate the
01:04:47.720girondins even more yes what this does is suddenly our entire government is under a threat from
01:04:53.820assassins and what we need to do is crank up the authoritarianism and root out everybody who was
01:04:59.300a contra-revolutionary, sending us straight into the terror. So this is where the Committee of
01:05:06.180Public Safety, which is that subset of the convention. It just sounds like something
01:05:11.860from 1984, like Committee of Public Safety is like actually the most dangerous group of all.
01:05:16.040And they were. And they were. Yeah. Robespierre and Saint-Just are both members of the committee.
01:05:21.740Robespierre is also the president of the convention at this point. So he's sort of in
01:05:24.920charge of everything and the committee of public safety becomes sort of the de facto governing
01:05:31.760body in charge of the revolution it's sort of like we're in a time of our our revolution is
01:05:38.220under attack so we're going to have this committee kind of take control and establish order sort of
01:05:43.540emergency powers that sort of supersede the rule of law again not to bring up
01:05:49.160current american political situations yeah um saint just had just finished writing the constitution
01:05:56.720for the new republic of france like weeks before but it was never put into power because they
01:06:03.720immediately jumped right into emergency powers and suspended the constitution that they had just
01:06:08.080finished so they can sort of do whatever they need to do to take care of the threat of
01:06:12.820counter-revolutionaries, which in practice means they're guillotining Girondin's sort of left,
01:06:19.900right and center. Yeah. Danton, who was on the Committee of Public Safety, resigns. He says,
01:06:26.860what the fuck is this? What are you doing? Even Danton has a change of heart. Yes.1.00
01:06:30.980The boys, the Spice Boys are splitting up. Okay. I know what my notes say is the girls are fighting,
01:06:36.860which is what happens in this point uh so danton steps down and kind of sides desmoulins kind of
01:06:43.320comes over to his side yeah so now we've got two factions which is the robes pierre sanju's side
01:06:48.840which is we have to kill everybody there is no other way to protect the revolution
01:06:52.320and the side of the dantonists who is danton and desmoulins and lots of other guys we haven't
01:06:58.820talked about whose name i'll start with g so we're not getting this is this is something to do with
01:07:04.080the Menon Roland had a thing where like Danton tried to make peace with her but she was mad at
01:07:10.240him for something and she never did and I read like if she had sided with him maybe things could
01:07:15.140have gone differently but she just like wouldn't something about Danton in that story I forgot this
01:07:19.240is the moment where Danton becomes the more moderate voice and he was the author of the
01:07:24.800September massacres like a year ago yeah so I'm imagining Madame Roland is like I don't know if
01:07:32.100that's the guy i want to be on his side but i'm like when you look at the two sides that are
01:07:35.680available yeah that is the preferable one in this book yeah um so roves-pierre and sanju are like0.98
01:07:43.440well then fuck you danton we'll make our own government they start having these inflammatory0.80
01:07:48.060speeches against danton in the convention what i will say about the french revolution is that1.00
01:07:54.800events happen all the way through but the most important thing is that these messy bitches are1.00
01:08:00.220yelling at each other in political speeches every single day for five years that's how most of these1.00
01:08:06.160opinions are changed and how most of this happens is that they're just spatting and yelling yeah
01:08:11.820um so danton forms his own little like counter government called the indulgence or the indulgence
01:08:20.080which is i was just gonna say like oh it doesn't have a cute name and it does okay it does they
01:08:24.060all do uh and the point of this group is it's all former radical jacobins who are like we believe in
01:08:31.120revolution we are on the same side as you but please stop murdering everybody and can we maybe
01:08:37.300take two steps back and focus on the price of bread which is what we said a lot of this was
01:08:41.800in the first place what essentially this all is about and it's still really expensive and the
01:08:47.000market ladies are like what's up yeah uh so desmoulins starts a brand new newspaper for this
01:08:54.780movement uh which he headily calls the vieux le vieux cordeliers which is the old cordeliers
01:09:01.620like the way it used to be the old days the good times and the point of this newspaper is to push
01:09:07.840back against the terror and kind of try to walk back the french revolution like two and a half
01:09:12.620years to when we were all working together. Conservatively, how many newspapers do you
01:09:18.360think were started during the French Revolution? Is it a thousand? At least. I tell you, these
01:09:25.160people loved a pamphlet and they loved a newsletter and they loved a speech. If I'm just like a market
01:09:31.320lady walking down the street or like market lady's husband or whoever, and it's just like, hey, you
01:09:36.060get the new newspaper. I'm just like, I already subscribed to 25 newspapers. I'm not like, what's
01:09:40.360this new newspaper. Like, I can't keep up with all these newspapers. I assume this is the
01:09:44.740substack of the French Revolution, where you're just like, it's another goddamn substack from0.99
01:09:49.540another guy with an opinion. I can't. I get too many emails every day. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.0.99
01:09:56.200So in this newspaper, Desmoulins calls for replacing the Committee of Public Safety with
01:10:01.040a Committee of Clemency, which I think is very cute and idealized of him. This is Desmoulins?
01:10:08.040And so he also, in his newspaper, which is why I brought this up, starts writing open
01:10:13.420letters to Robespierre, like referring to him as my old school friend, and urges him
01:10:21.440to remember, quote, that love is stronger than fear.
01:10:25.340This maybe is de Moulin's romantic wife's, you know, influence on him.
01:10:30.900But recall, recall that Robespierre was best man at de Moulin's wedding.
01:10:36.040Yes. And this is why I'm just like, where is this romance novel between Des Moulins and Robespierre? Where's that? Where is that to me? But nonetheless, Robespierre gives Des Moulins the chance to recant, take back everything he said in the newspaper, burn all of the issues of the newspaper, and says, if you do all of that, you'll be welcomed back into the fold of the government. You can still be my friend. It'll all be okay.