00:13:56.980reported to Charles, the Spanish king,
00:14:00.760that this is a quote um on sunday next the duke of suffolk aka charles brandon will be married to
00:14:08.380the daughter of a spanish lady named lady willoughby she was promised to the duke's son
00:14:12.580but he is only 10 years old and although it is not worth writing to your majesty the novelty
00:14:16.540of the case made me mention it so just yeah so here's what's happening charles brandon is what
00:14:23.780He's like 49 years old and he decides to marry his 14 year old ward, Catherine Willoughby, instead of marrying her to his son.
00:14:35.180So the thing here is what's notable is like a yuck and be just the fact that this is so weird that the Spanish ambassador was like, dear, the king of Spain, you know, not much happening here in English court.
00:14:49.600But, you know, hey, this is like interesting and weird that this young half Spanish woman is marrying her guardian and she's the ward like this is weird.
00:14:59.840So although there was a lot of very young people getting married in oldie times, although please note that you had to be 20 years old.0.68
00:15:12.360A woman had to be 20 years old to get married unless you were rich, in which case, who cares?
00:15:15.940but the whole scenario was weird even to people then that he had more or less sort of adopted her
00:15:24.020and then married her like what was this like six weeks later decided to marry his ward who had been0.96
00:15:33.720who's the same age as his daughters he was 49 she's 14 it's fucked up but stick with me here0.95
00:15:39.140so why did charles brandon do this well because he was in debt and he was awful so all of his0.84
00:15:45.480debts were immediately paid off because he had married this very rich person his money problems
00:15:49.840were solved and he was now the wealthiest landowner in Lincolnshire she was also his fourth wife hot
00:15:57.640tip um he had been married before Mary Tudor and was a dirtbag and just so you know um on my Patreon0.96
00:16:05.540I do special mini episodes called so this asshole where I just like talk about some grossos from0.92
00:16:11.820history and Charles Brandon I have to say is making himself a stunning case for me to do a0.97
00:16:17.980special episode about how he sucks so they got married and then guess what happened so remember
00:16:24.440she was going to marry his son Henry um his son Henry died perhaps of a broken heart some say0.97
00:16:32.140because he thought that he was going to get to marry Catherine Willoughby and instead his father0.87
00:16:35.520did and everyone's just like this is fucked up so Catherine Willoughby is now 14 years old and0.93
00:16:42.160married to a 49 year old man who was kind of her father is where we are now right now but um her0.96
00:16:48.260husband is also the king's best friend so she has good status in life and she's also still wildly
00:16:54.600rich so a year after this gross wedding she gave birth to a son who they named Henry Brandon
00:17:02.660henry the eighth was one of the godparents of this child so like she was in a good
00:17:07.180situation politically in terms of the king was happy about her um this same month that
00:17:15.580katherine willoughby gave birth to this son and became a teen mom uh katherine of aragon
00:17:20.720was still kicking around um not doing great health wise psychologically wise
00:17:27.300maria begged permission to go and visit her because that was her best friend and she's
00:17:32.240doing badly but she was denied because king henry the eighth just wanted catherine of aragon to
00:17:36.720suffer basically on january 5th 1536 maria amazingly best friend hall of fame here forced
00:17:47.220her way into the castle where catherine is being kept to see her even after she was refused
00:17:51.560permission to visit and then catherine died in maria's arms two days later sad this is where
00:17:58.140do you know the play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead it's sort of like it takes these two
00:18:04.820side characters from Hamlet and retells the story of Hamlet from their point of view it is written
00:18:13.760by Tom Stoppard and there's a film of it anyway what all the stories this season especially this
00:18:21.140one feel like are kind of a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead of the Tudor era because
00:18:27.380just casually like you know katherine varagon dies um and then you know like life progresses
00:18:31.840um so january 1536 katherine varagon dies that following may um anne boleyn was executed so all
00:18:41.000this is happening but they're not the main characters we're looking at katherine willoughby
00:18:44.500and what is she up to so at this point um both of henry's daughters were declared henry the
00:18:51.960eighths his daughters were declared illegitimate because he claimed that both of his marriages to
00:18:57.560Catherine of Aragon as well as to Anne Boleyn were illegitimate that makes the daughters
00:19:00.500illegitimate so that meant that his heirs were now the descendants of his sister Mary Tudor so aka
00:19:08.200Charles Brandon's previous now dead wife aka Catherine Willoughby's sort of adopted mother
00:19:13.920aka the mother of Francis and Eleanor Brandon so Catherine Willoughby was now sort of tangentially
00:19:22.960in the royal family as the stepmother of the royal heirs who were also her same age don't worry about
00:19:30.780it so simultaneously to this it's just like an action-packed 1536 was like the 2020 of the 16th
00:19:39.200century so the pilgrimage of grace broke out in the north of england this was where a bunch of
00:19:46.320people up north were unhappy with henry the eighth for a variety of reasons um partially because
00:19:53.280henry the eighth was closing down all the monasteries and taking all of their jewels
00:19:57.840etc and the pilgrimage of grace people also they thought that mary the first should be the heir
00:20:02.760and Charles Brandon, Catherine Willoughby's very old husband, was given one of the people who was
00:20:09.500given the duty of suppressing this uprising. It took about a year and finally the whole thing
00:20:13.900was suppressed. A whole bunch of people were executed for this and we're going to talk about
00:20:21.240that more in some other stories this season but Catherine Willoughby was busy you know probably
00:20:25.600worrying about her husband and would he be murdered but she was also busy giving birth to
00:20:31.420her second son who was a boy named charles brandon at around this same time henry the eighth ordered
00:20:38.740that charles brandon permanently position himself up north to make the king's presence known and to
00:20:43.260try and make there be not so much rebellion all the time so catherine and her two sons moved to
00:20:51.700grimsthorpe castle which again just feels very like crimson peak gothic-y to be with her husband
00:20:58.400and this is where she lived for I guess much of the rest of her life so Catherine herself what
00:21:06.840was she like like she was a teenager she had children she got married but like what was she
00:21:12.000like besides beautiful and rich she was really smart really keen on education she's very curious
00:21:19.700and she's really really really into the new faith so although her mother was Catholic and Catherine
00:21:27.200of Aragon was Catholic, and so Catherine might have been earlier on. She was really open-minded
00:21:33.440about this. So there's evidence that Catherine, as a young person, might have attended some sermons
00:21:39.400at Hampton Court led by Hugh Latimer, who was a radical religious person. This is not like
00:21:46.700theology podcast. So I'll just say effectively that Henry VIII broke off with Rome for a variety
00:21:55.280of reasons one of which was because he wanted to divorce Catherine of Aragon and so his new
00:21:59.920religion Anglicanism was really um in many ways similar to Catholicism except just no pope so
00:22:08.100there's still like relics and there's still saints and things and there was people who wanted um even
00:22:16.440more different um religion so the reformed faith so this is the term evangelical is used there and
00:22:24.920it means a very different thing in 16th century England as it does in 2020 North America. But it
00:22:32.240meant people who really wanted church to be more a personal thing for people where they would have
00:22:36.000their own relationship with God instead of having to go through priests and things. And they wanted
00:22:40.780there to be less frippery. Is that a word? Less, you know, decorations and like jewels and money
00:22:47.800and just much, a much more personal sort of radical thing. And that is what Catherine Willoughby was0.99
00:22:53.080into so she has some surviving letters that show that she had a questioning and inquiring attitude
00:23:00.060although she couldn't express her um belief in this new reformed religion until after her mother
00:23:07.360had died because her spanish catholic catholic mother who was best friends with catherine
00:23:10.820would probably not want her to do that so but after her mother so maria died in 15390.91
00:23:18.520after her death catherine had the walls of the family chapel whitewashed so to make it be more
00:23:25.040reformed religion looking like less fancy stuff everywhere she removed the gilded saints from
00:23:30.260their little podiums and then she invited hugh latimer this famous radical and other protestants
00:23:37.040to preach to her friends and neighbors so she just was like all in at this point so again the
00:23:43.780Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of it all by this point Henry VIII was just like rocketing through
00:23:50.100various wives so he had been married and then widowed by Jane Seymour who had given birth to
00:23:55.260a son called Edward who is now his heir ahead of the ahead of Francis Catherine's stepdaughter
00:24:02.920Henry VIII married Anne of Cleves this did not go well as we all know but Catherine and Charles
00:24:09.940brandon were among the entourage that greeted anne of cleves when she arrived in england
00:24:14.120and then two years later because charles brandon was still bffs with the king and catherine was
00:24:20.400right there with him and so they were just you know this power socialite sort of couple
00:24:25.120so two years later they helped arrange a royal progress like a little tour around the country
00:24:31.180for the king and his next wife catherine howard this was fun fact the same progress that became
00:24:37.500notorious because that's where Catherine Howard was perhaps having adulterous trysts with her
00:24:43.260lover uh Charles Brandon died in 1545 good riddance because now Catherine Willoughby gets
00:24:52.120to be her own true self even more so so the two of them have been married for 11 years from the
00:24:57.980time she was 14 to 25 or 26 so she was now 26 super rich single woman two sons um at some point
00:25:08.460around here the king of poland sigismund ii apparently sought catherine's hand in marriage
00:25:15.500because he heard that she was great and also really rich but she said no because that was
00:25:20.760not what she wanted to do and she was rich and was able to live her own life at this point
00:25:27.320so she was considered by the foreign ambassadors to be some okay so we've got various foreign
00:25:34.800ambassadors we've got various different countries and countries like spain for instance where which
00:25:40.200was a catholic country they considered catherine willoughby to be one of the greatest heretics in
00:25:45.320the kingdom i mean she was like sponsoring protestant sermons etc by this point uh henry
00:25:53.180the eighth has married his sixth wife, Catherine Parr, who was also a big fan of the reformed
00:25:58.060religion. And Catherine Parr and Catherine Willoughby became actually great friends.
00:26:03.460And apparently Catherine Willoughby was a big influence on Catherine Parr for her own
00:26:07.120religious beliefs. Catherine, one of her enemies was also a man named Bishop Stephen Gardner,
00:26:15.740who was the intellectual leader of religious conservatism and the sort of guy who would give0.88
00:26:20.020sermons being like, women should not say so much. They should be quiet. Women named Catherine1.00
00:26:25.640Willoughby should mind their own business. Like he was subtweeting her via sermon constantly,0.98
00:26:31.100but Catherine Willoughby being an awesome person, she named her pet Spaniel, like her dog, Gardner,0.99
00:26:37.560which provoked much amusement when she called her dog Gardner in front of other people.
00:26:44.280Several years later, Gardner wound up in prison for various reasons. And Catherine Willoughby
00:26:49.020apparently is quoted as saying it was merry with the lambs when the wolf was shut up so she had
00:26:54.760enemies people knew who she liked and who she didn't like but she was again like rich and
00:26:59.000untouchable so she was noted for her wit her sharp tongue and her devotion to learning as well as for
00:27:05.920being an outspoken advocate of the english reformation in 1546 catherine parr's the whole
00:27:13.600reformed religion thing was just getting more and more controversial partially because there's all0.99
00:27:19.920these women who are practicing this religion and it was um threatening the power base of people who0.54
00:27:25.500didn't support this religion at one point henry the eighth ordered catherine parr to be arrested0.99
00:27:31.420possibly as a heretic but she catherine parr managed to convince him to not arrest her
00:27:35.820and we'll talk about that another week on this podcast catherine willoughby meanwhile would not1.00
00:27:42.500stop she founded a grammar school on some of the land that she had acquired on the understanding0.94
00:27:47.940that the protestant schoolmaster would be chosen by herself and her heirs so she was like opening
00:27:51.960schools hosting ministers just like really really passionate about wanting to spread this faith it
00:27:59.340was a bit more a bit less I don't know caste based where it's like people could have their
00:28:04.900own relationship with God and he didn't need to be super rich to do it and borderline heresy but
00:28:11.420this was just like what she was doing and no one seemed to want to stop her so this this is what i
00:28:16.840mean like this story goes into some interesting and unexpected places had she died earlier then
00:28:23.180she wouldn't have done all this cool stuff but she lived long enough to do a bunch of stuff
00:28:27.140just wait so uh there were rumors actually that henry the eighth perhaps wanted to annul his
00:28:34.960marriage to catherine parr and mary catherine willoughby instead because she was so smart
00:28:38.700and clever, and Henry VIII liked shiny new women who he wasn't already married to, but they did
00:28:44.960not. I mean, he obviously didn't marry for some time. He's still married to Catherine Parr when
00:28:49.340he died. After Henry VIII died, Catherine Willoughby helped fund the publication of
00:28:56.820Catherine Parr's book. So Catherine Parr, the queen, I'm sorry, there's so many Catherines in1.00
00:29:00.660this story. Catherine Parr, the queen, wrote a book called The Lamentation of a Sinner,
00:29:05.640which was the first book in the English language to be published by a woman using her own name.
00:29:11.440And it was published with the help, financial help of Catherine Willoughby,
00:29:14.860who is now just like patron of the arts, apparently.
00:48:54.220Kingdoms were reduced to cinders and armies scattered like bones in the dust.
00:48:59.240Now the survivors claw to what's left of a broken world, praying the darkness chooses someone else tonight.
00:49:07.100But in the shadow dark, the darkness always wins.
00:49:11.460This is old school adventuring at its most cruel.
00:49:14.660Your torch ticks down in real time, and when that flame dies, something else rises to finish the job.
00:49:20.840This is a brutal rules-light nightmare with a story that emerges organically based on the decisions that the characters make.
00:49:28.400This is what it felt like to play RPGs in the 80s, and man, it is so good to be back.
00:49:33.140Join the Glass Cannon podcast as we plunge into the shadow dark every Thursday night at 8 p.m. Eastern on youtube.com slash the glass cannon with the podcast version dropping the next day.
00:49:43.700See what everybody's talking about and join us in the dark.
00:49:50.520For eight years, we've been asking the same question over and over again.
00:49:59.000And we're the hosts of Moms and Mysteries, the true crime podcast with over 55 million downloads.
00:50:04.500We're two Florida moms who are obsessed with mysteries.
00:50:07.480Each week, we do deep dives into fascinating true crime stories.
00:50:10.360We cover everything from infamous cases like Casey Anthony to the bizarre and complex crimes right here in our home state, like the shocking murder of FSU professor Dan Markell.
00:50:20.820We bring you the facts, but with warmth and width, you'd only get from two friends who have been hooked on mysteries since childhood.
00:50:26.720Join us for new episodes of Moms and Mysteries every Tuesday and Thursday.
00:50:30.360Listen to Moms and Mysteries on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:50:35.640Now, before you go hunting for something else to listen to, let me make it easy.
00:50:39.980I'm Mike Carruthers, host of a podcast called Something You Should Know, and I speak with experts about fascinating things that affect your life, from human behavior, relationships, health, science, and everyday mysteries.
00:50:54.220We've been downloaded millions of times because every episode teaches you something you'll be talking about later.
00:51:01.000Open up Something You Should Know and give it one episode.
00:51:04.660You might just find your new favorite podcast.