Vulgar History - September 03, 2025


Marie Antoinette's BFF, La Princesse de Lamballe

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00:00:30.000 hello and welcome to the vulgar history podcast my name is ann foster and this is a feminist
00:00:44.300 women's history comedy podcast and we are in marie antoinette month so this is a time of year
00:00:51.780 i guess we don't do it every year but this year we're talking about marie antoinette
00:00:55.180 her closest friends, her family, and ultimately herself. And last week we were talking about one
00:01:01.120 of her best friends, who was Gabrielle, the Duchess of Polignac. And today we're talking
00:01:05.380 about Marie Antoinette's other bestie, the Princess de Lambal. And we established a lot
00:01:11.620 of stuff. I would suggest, you know, you do you, whatever you feel like doing. But these episodes
00:01:16.220 are really kind of building upon each other. And last week we had a special guest, which was Amanda
00:01:19.860 Mata, who is explaining a lot about how Versailles worked when Marie Antoinette showed up there
00:01:25.620 first as the Dauphine and then as the Queen of France and how she sort of challenged those
00:01:31.360 structures as she went on. We're going to see those things happening again today and I'll talk
00:01:35.880 about it. But if you want to get like really more in depth into understanding that, then I would
00:01:39.300 recommend listening to last week's episode with Amanda Mata about the Duchess of Polignac. But
00:01:43.880 Today, we're talking about Maria Teresa Louisa of Savoy, who later, because of her marriage,
00:01:49.780 she became the princess of Lambal.
00:01:51.380 And everybody in all of the books I read always just call her Lambal.
00:01:55.020 So that's what I'm going to call her as well, just for like consistency's sake. 0.50
00:01:58.300 And so she's a similar age to Gabrielle and also to Marie Antoinette.
00:02:03.040 They're all hot young girls at the same time.
00:02:04.860 Like they're all sort of like late teens, early 20s at the same time.
00:02:07.960 So she's like five or six years older.
00:02:10.120 So Lambal was born on September 8th, 1749.
00:02:13.880 at the Palazzo Carignano in Turin.
00:02:16.560 Oh, and I should also say many, many, many thanks
00:02:18.880 to Jerry Walton, who's the author of a book
00:02:21.360 called Marie Antoinette's Confidante,
00:02:23.160 The Rise and Fall of the Princess de Lambal,
00:02:25.620 which is my major resource for putting this all together,
00:02:28.460 as well as my beloved and always so helpful Wikipedia.
00:02:32.960 So Lambal was born in Turin. 0.88
00:02:35.440 She's an Italian girly. 1.00
00:02:36.700 She was the sixth child and fifth daughter 0.90
00:02:39.280 of Louis Victor of Savoy, the Prince of Carignano.
00:02:43.880 Carignano. So ultimately she was a princess by birth and then she just changed what she was a
00:02:50.260 princess of later on in her life when she married somebody to become princess of Lambeau. Her
00:02:54.640 mother, Christine Henriette, was also of noble parentage. And so because of who her parents
00:03:01.980 were, apparently when Lambeau was born, like the people of the town, of the area, line the streets
00:03:08.080 cheering and singing over the birth of this little girl. And again, her name is Maria Teresa. And we
00:03:12.300 did have an episode a bit ago about Maria Teresa, Marie Antoinette's mother. And that Maria Teresa
00:03:18.140 had a kind of rule that she made all of her children's, like the first grandchild born
00:03:24.000 teacher for children be named Maria Teresa. This is not one of those grandchildren. This is just
00:03:28.260 a person whose name is Maria Teresa, which is a popular name among Italian people. So to this day,
00:03:32.940 I know because there's a listener out there listening right now, whose name is Maria Teresa.
00:03:36.740 hi maria theresa so this one lambau which again i think calling her that will make us
00:03:42.220 like not confuse her with the other maria theresa's so she was very beautiful but in like a 0.99
00:03:48.100 striking way so if you used to watch america's next top model remember some girls were like
00:03:52.980 commercial and some girls were editorial and lambau was in more like an editorial type way 0.70
00:03:58.020 so she was described as having people just really love dissecting the faces of young women 1.00
00:04:02.880 in this era but as she grew up she was noted for she had irregular features that like on their own 0.94
00:04:09.620 were kind of like what but when you put them all together it's like oh she's stunning she had a
00:04:13.960 long neck a long nose um sleepy blue eyes a friendly smile and one of the things people 0.84
00:04:20.120 really remarked about her was that she had like a really glowingly beautiful complexion even later
00:04:26.280 in life she's mistaken for being much younger than she was because she's such like naturally 0.97
00:04:29.740 glowing skin you know people back in the day would be like drop the skincare regime but she's like 1.00
00:04:34.660 it's olden times I don't know she also had in addition to her beautiful skin she also had 0.64
00:04:39.980 beautiful gorgeous like golden blonde hair so she was described as being an indescribable blonde 0.85
00:04:46.680 hue that just fell in like beautiful waves she later on in her life when she became friends
00:04:52.000 with Marie Antoinette she was painted by Marie Antoinette's friend and painter and previous
00:04:56.280 subject person on this podcast, Elizabeth Vigée Le Brun. And Elizabeth Vigée Le Brun, who like
00:05:01.100 knows what she's talking about because she's all about aesthetic. She's a painter. She said that 0.51
00:05:05.060 Lambelle had the most beautiful blonde hair imaginable. So just like bear that in mind. 0.75
00:05:10.260 She had this beautiful, luscious blonde hair. Someone else said that Lambelle's hair is 1.00
00:05:14.740 comparable to the tresses, which crowned nimbus like the heads of Raphael's Madonnas. So she just
00:05:20.560 has like, like cannot emphasize enough. It's beautiful, beautiful, thick, luscious hair.
00:05:27.040 And so if you think about the friendship group that I've, we've talked about in last week's
00:05:30.280 episode as well, like you've got Marie Antoinette, you've got Gabrielle de Polignac, and then you've
00:05:34.840 got Lambelle. So like Gabrielle, the other friends, like she is a striking brunette and
00:05:40.120 then Lambelle is like a blonde. So it's like, you've got the two, the two, if you've got like
00:05:44.100 your Barbies on the shelf, you've got the different hair colors to kind of like compliment each other.
00:05:48.340 And Marie Antoinette had hair, if you're watching this on video, the same color as me, kind of like strawberry blonde.
00:05:53.960 So you've got a redhead, a blonde, a brunette.
00:05:56.120 Like these are our three girls.
00:05:57.700 Although at this point, she's not yet friends with Marie Antoinette, but she will be soon.
00:06:01.600 So she was lovely.
00:06:03.400 She was a beautiful person with amazing hair. 1.00
00:06:05.860 And even more so than that, like that would draw people to her just because she like looks lovely. 0.99
00:06:10.680 But also she had this really sweet personality.
00:06:14.080 it was said she had a tender nature that seeped into people's souls overwhelming them such that
00:06:19.480 most who met her became thoroughly enchanted so unlike someone like gabrielle who we talked about
00:06:25.000 last week who was kind of like charismatic and like the fun girl at the party lambal was just
00:06:29.800 like nice she like the word that i want to say and in the most complimentary way and i apply this 0.75
00:06:35.180 word to myself is basic she's just basic she wasn't a flirt she wasn't like she didn't have 0.99
00:06:42.500 mischievous glint in her eye. She was just basic. And that made people like her because she was 1.00
00:06:48.320 just nice. She was just like, there's nothing, there's no sort of like secret agenda going on
00:06:53.920 there. Like if this is Mean Girls, she's the Amanda Seyfried character who also had beautiful
00:06:59.880 hair really. So she's just kind of like, she's just nice to be around because there's like not
00:07:03.900 a thought in her pretty head, but she's just nice. She's also, this is just like, it's dragging her,
00:07:10.560 but like just so you get a sense like she wasn't witty she was just nice and i know people like
00:07:14.900 that and i appreciate people like that she was also very intelligent she's well educated and
00:07:19.520 she's also very religious and pious which is a thing that people liked young women to be in this
00:07:25.500 time and era so she was married when she was 18 years old which next week we're going to be talking
00:07:31.800 about marie antoinette who got married when she was 14 which is just so young so compared to that
00:07:36.740 I feel like getting married at age 18 is like, you've grown some more brain cells and stuff.
00:07:41.620 Like, I'm okay with this. The person that she was married to, and if you're a new listener,
00:07:46.280 welcome. And if you're a longtime listener, you know that I like to pronounce French words and
00:07:50.260 with gusto, will it be the correct pronunciation? I don't know. But as I've said, I am inspired in
00:07:55.980 my French pronunciation by Jerry Orbach as Lumiere, the candelabra, and Beauty and the Beast. So I'm
00:08:00.300 going to go for it. Lambeau was married to Louis-Alexandre de Bourbon-Panthievre. She's a
00:08:06.580 princess, right? So she has to like, just because the way the class structure works, like she has 0.69
00:08:11.000 to marry somebody who's like at a similar level. And he is, Louis-Alexandre, was the grandson of
00:08:16.880 Louis XIV's illegitimate, but then legitimized son, Louis-Alexandre de Bourbon, the Prince of
00:08:22.600 Lambeau. So he's descended from the legitimized, illegitimate son of King Louis XIV, who is like,
00:08:30.300 like one king before now, like at this time we're in Louis the 15th time. So basically this husband
00:08:34.720 is a prince. He's the Prince of Lambelle, heir to the greatest fortune in France. So her family,
00:08:40.380 like last week we talked about Gabrielle Polignac, who wasn't, she was not royal, but she was noble
00:08:44.520 and her family had like a title, but not a lot of money. Lambelle's family is rich. She marries 0.58
00:08:48.740 into an even more rich family. So she's just money problems are not happening on either side 0.99
00:08:53.240 of the family. And this marriage was actually suggested by the current King Louis the 15th.
00:08:57.540 And both families were like, this is great. Like this will create an alliance between the house of Savoy, which is where she's from, and the house of Bourbon, which is where the husband is from. And so it was a wedding by proxy, which is a thing where, you know, instead of trying to get everyone's schedules to line up or whatever, you're like, let's just have the wedding and the bride and the groom won't actually be there at the same time, but somebody will stand in for them and it'll still count officially as a wedding.
00:09:18.700 So she had this wedding by proxy and then something happens to her that is gonna, we'll talk about a similar thing happens to Marie Antoinette, which is like when a girl from one kingdom marries a guy from another kingdom, she has to be like, I am no longer part of this first kingdom. My nationality changes, my name changes. I'm gonna only wear clothes from that country now.
00:09:38.520 So she had this wedding by proxy and then she traveled by carriage over the border between Savoy and France. And so what she did and Marie Antoinette does the exact same thing when she later marries. Next week, I'll talk about it. But Marie Antoinette was traveling from Austria to France. But so what Lambelle had to do was to leave her entourage, like all her servants and her family behind in Savoy and then cross over the border. And then she was met by her new French servants and household staff.
00:10:05.020 And I presume she probably also had to do the same thing Marie Antoinette did is like change out of her Savoy clothes and into French clothes and be like, I'm French now.
00:10:12.780 So this whole changeover happened on a bridge.
00:10:15.560 And so this happens a few times in her life.
00:10:18.020 She's like, you know what?
00:10:19.340 Like Amanda Seyfried's character in Mean Girls, she has sort of like an ESPN. 0.83
00:10:25.080 She has she has sort of spidey senses tingling sometimes and she's always crying.
00:10:29.340 So she's pausing on this bridge, switching over between Savoy and France.
00:10:33.140 and she felt a sudden just like ominous feeling about her future like oh maybe maybe I shouldn't 0.90
00:10:38.300 do this maybe I shouldn't go there but she's like no no Lambelle I'm sure it's fine like do what
00:10:43.580 you're told because she's a real sort of person who does what she's told her passage was fine but 0.81
00:10:47.980 remember she had to leave behind all of her Italian household staff and servants so they
00:10:52.660 were so she left her former Italian household servants like were going back in their carriage
00:10:57.480 to, um, back to Savoy, they ran into a freak snowstorm in the Alps and several of them died
00:11:03.320 of exposure. So her ominous feelings were maybe about that. So as part of her whole like switching
00:11:09.240 over, she changed, her name was Maria Teresa. And then now that she's in France, she goes by Marie
00:11:13.400 Therese, but she's mostly known because everybody at Versailles just calls each other by their
00:11:17.580 titles as princess of Lambelle or just Lambelle, which is what we were calling her. So one month
00:11:23.080 after her marriage, she was brought to the French Royal court. Um, and she was introduced to
00:11:28.340 everybody at this point. Marie Antoinette is not the queen. It's still Louis the 15th, but she just
00:11:32.820 made a good impression on everybody. They're like, Oh my God, her hair is so beautiful. She's so
00:11:37.300 lovely. Look at her long neck. Like she seems great, but let's talk about her husband, Louis. 0.98
00:11:44.100 So he was a fuck boy. Literally. Um, he loved nothing more than going out with his bros to 1.00
00:11:52.280 had an orgy and like just fucking everybody that was his butt but he was when they first got married 1.00
00:11:59.620 i don't think she knew that and what she noticed was just like he's really hot he's gorgeous and 1.00
00:12:05.360 he was like oh my god she's really gorgeous they're both just like wow we're both hot this
00:12:09.060 is great so when she first met him remember they had been married by proxy so he was her husband
00:12:14.960 but she hadn't met him yet so when he first went to meet her he came disguised as a page boy which
00:12:20.440 is a very like later in the story, not the story, but the Marie Antoinette story. We're going to
00:12:24.800 talk about the opera, the Marriage of Figaro. This is like very Marriage of Figaro coded to just like
00:12:29.460 show up in disguise. Anyway, he showed up as a page boy in disguise. And she was just like,
00:12:33.480 whoa, that page boy is so hot over there. And she didn't know it was him. And so after he had left,
00:12:38.400 she told one of her attendants, like, I hope that page boy joins our household. He was so nice and
00:12:42.320 handsome. And then it turns out, surprise, that page boy is your husband. Congratulations. You
00:12:47.700 of a hot husband who as she quickly discovered a fuck boy, but Louie's dad loved her right away 1.00
00:12:56.560 in a real fatherly type way. He is throughout this story only ever good to her. And I wish every 0.99
00:13:04.820 woman I talk about on this podcast had a champion like her father-in-law was to her. He was there
00:13:10.820 for her for minute one. He was just like, you're great. Like you're my daughter now. And this is
00:13:15.560 going to be great and he really had hoped one of the reasons why they wanted to marry louis off 0.98
00:13:20.120 this fuckboy husband was because they thought like well maybe having a wife will calm down his 0.99
00:13:24.060 fuckboy ways and he'll stop going to orgies all the time but he did not slow down with that um 0.99
00:13:29.000 one of his friends at the orgies was a royal because he's a royal remember louis is like the 0.99
00:13:34.160 prince of lambel one of his friends one of his bros is a guy who's i guess his cousin because
00:13:38.260 they're both descended from the royal family it's a guy who's a cousin of louis the 16th later on as
00:13:43.140 Well, Marie Antoinette knows him too.
00:13:45.040 His name is Philippe d'Orléans.
00:13:47.460 And he becomes important later, both to this story and then in the Marie Antoinette story. 0.98
00:13:53.220 And so remember that name, Philippe d'Orléans, who's another fuckboy. 0.98
00:13:57.380 Bear in mind, he becomes important in the story because he fucks things up. 0.99
00:14:00.500 This guy.
00:14:00.740 Anyway, so they got married and Lambelle is just like this basic, nice girl. 0.66
00:14:04.920 She's like, I have a hot husband.
00:14:06.300 Like, I've gotten married.
00:14:07.220 That's all that I ever wanted out of life.
00:14:09.080 And everything's great and fine. 0.99
00:14:10.280 But just a few months into the marriage, she realizes that he is a fuckboy. And he'd slept 0.99
00:14:16.340 with two actresses, I presume, at the same time. And she was devastated because she's really pious
00:14:20.720 and religious and stuff. And even though, as we've talked about in previous episodes,
00:14:24.360 like France at this time, it was super normal for people or super common for men to have lovers and
00:14:30.300 for women often to have lovers, especially in this like echelon of royals. She was devastated
00:14:35.640 because she was pious and religious and not down, not down for that. She went, she was like,
00:14:41.680 so distraught about this. She went to her father-in-law. He comforted her because he's
00:14:45.740 a good person. And at around this time, we've got some health issues going on with Lambelle
00:14:53.420 and there's not, um, you know, retroactively looking back, I, I'm not able to diagnose this
00:14:59.720 and nothing that I read really ever guessed at what this could have been, but she had health
00:15:03.820 problems. And like young women, women of any age, um, who have health problems today as well. The
00:15:09.100 doctors were just like, wow, that's pretty weird. Don't know what's happening with you. Have you
00:15:12.140 tried not having problems? No one was really able to solve it. She had a chronic issue with
00:15:16.740 fainting. So maybe it's like a low blood pressure thing. I don't know. This is olden days. This is
00:15:22.880 like the 1770s, I think. So the way the medicine works in this time in Western Europe is that
00:15:31.280 it's like, well, the body has four humors. And it's not like this is a disease and this is a
00:15:36.140 disease. And like, this one is caused by germs and this one is caused by a virus. And this one
00:15:40.160 is just like happens to you. It's kind of like any disease you have is because the humors are
00:15:44.360 out of balance. And the best way to cure anything was just to like bleed you and get some blood out
00:15:49.420 of you. So like the doctors are not helpful at this time to her, but she could sit out with 0.85
00:15:54.360 numerous doctors because she would sometimes faint and pass out and be like, pass out for
00:15:59.460 like two hours. Like this is, you know, you think about this time period and ladies and corsets and
00:16:04.480 people would faint and stuff, but this was like problematic for her and like distressing for
00:16:10.600 people who saw her. Like she would, it's, I don't know, you know, it's like, maybe it's like a
00:16:15.300 diabetes thing, like an insulin thing. Anyway, she, the symptoms she had was she would just faint.
00:16:20.020 And she also just realized she had these, I don't know if you'd call it like aversions or like
00:16:24.820 triggers, I guess you would call it. So the scent of violets would make her fall ill. So an allergy
00:16:30.220 perhaps, and even, and this is more a psychological thing I would presume, but the sight of a lobster
00:16:35.800 or a crawfish, even in a painting would cause her to have a panic attack. So that, that would trigger
00:16:41.780 her as well. So she's just got a lot of things going on. Some haters thought that she was faking
00:16:48.940 this all for attention. I don't believe that because she is somebody who just wanted to do
00:16:56.260 everything correctly and be nice and kind. And I don't think she wanted attention later on in her
00:17:03.280 life when she became sort of well-known, like spoiler, she's going to end up in Versailles
00:17:08.300 and she becomes a friend of Marie Antoinette. And so when she becomes like known as sort of a
00:17:13.600 celebrity, like a Versailles celebrity, and people knew that she fainted, some of the haters would
00:17:18.480 play like a mean game called a la lambelle which means like lambelle where men would dress as
00:17:23.740 animals and then women would pretend to faint into the arms of other men like whatever people
00:17:29.340 play people at Versailles are all mean girls as it turns out and as I said all the doctors 1.00
00:17:35.580 no one was helping her because doctors were all quacks at this point um I have if you're listening 0.97
00:17:42.800 to this podcast who knows about the I have a patreon you can join and one of the things on 1.00
00:17:48.080 the Patreon, if you join at the $6 level, is that every month or so I release an episode where I
00:17:54.120 talk about movies, costume dramas. And a couple of months ago, we talked about the movie, The
00:17:59.300 Madness of King George, which is about King George III, who was the king of England at the time that
00:18:03.720 this is all happening as well. And he had health problems. And that movie is a good illustration of
00:18:09.160 the doctors didn't know what to do about that. They're just like, oh, let's bleed him. Let's
00:18:14.740 blister him let's just like in that movie one of the people is like oh have you noticed like his
00:18:19.020 pee is blue does that matter and the doctor is like no like i don't care about what color his
00:18:23.280 pee is let's bleed him like the health system not that there was a system was not great and so she
00:18:29.080 was just kind of like dealing with this on her own she tried every doctor she could find like
00:18:34.460 for people who are like oh she's doing this for attention it's like she relentlessly tried to
00:18:38.340 find someone who could help her with this so she was not she didn't want this to be happening to
00:18:42.480 her. One of the cures that one of the doctors tried was to apply a poultice, like a paste to
00:18:47.760 her belly button. She also tried being hypnotized. The guy, you know, the word mesmerized, it's
00:18:53.640 named after a guy called Mesmer. She met with him or somebody who had studied with him to try
00:18:58.040 if like hypnosis could help. Anyway, so she's dealing with this health symptom. And it's
00:19:02.840 interesting that this all starts happening around the same time she gets married and realizes that 0.80
00:19:06.460 her husband is awful. So there could be presumably like stress is exacerbating this, the stress of
00:19:12.140 being married to this fuck boy louis so he was just non-stop orgy like literally i'm not being 0.99
00:19:17.800 silly like he just would go to sex parties constantly was what he was doing um and he 1.00
00:19:22.540 got syphilis because that is a thing that is sexually transmitted um and he was having his 0.98
00:19:29.960 own symptoms of illness from his syphilis so at one point he this isn't related to syphilis i
00:19:35.540 don't think he just had an accident where he fell off of a horse um he had to have surgery i don't
00:19:40.000 maybe broke a leg or something and his like body was already weakened from the syphilis and so it
00:19:47.280 took longer for him to convalesce than it might have taken for somebody else and lamb ball
00:19:51.040 bless her little heart she went to tend to him um and as well as his sister did too and she becomes
00:19:57.280 an important person in the story too so it's just like you know her her husband is terrible but
00:20:01.880 she's like but this is my husband i'm religious and i will tend to him and because she's just a
00:20:06.480 kind, nice person. Ultimately, Louis died of syphilis one year after their wedding. So Lambelle,
00:20:12.740 if you're keeping track, is now a 19-year-old widow and the richest person in France because
00:20:18.720 her husband was the richest person in France. She inherited his fortune, making her wealthy in her
00:20:24.060 own right, like as a wealthy widow. Everything you know about her would surprise you to know
00:20:27.620 that she was like, great, I'm going to go and be a nun now because that appeals to me because I am
00:20:33.360 a basic religious person. And can I do that? But her father-in-law persuaded her to not do that,
00:20:40.780 largely because he just liked having her around. And he's like, can you stay here with me? We just
00:20:44.660 vibe. This is a nice situation. And he was in grief because his son had just died. And so she
00:20:49.280 comforted him. And he was really into charity in a really legitimate way. Sometimes rich people in
00:20:55.800 this time and place would just kind of do charity or pretend like they're doing charity to look good.
00:21:01.680 but he was the father-in-law. His name is also Louis. I imagine he did charitable projects. Um,
00:21:08.280 he became known because of all the charitable projects he did as the King of the poor.
00:21:12.000 And she was side by side with him, just helping her because she's like religious in this legitimate
00:21:16.260 way, not as like, uh, you know, calling people whores and like telling everybody to do better.
00:21:22.120 Like she was religious and like in Christian and like a way of like giving to the poor,
00:21:26.120 like a real Jesus, W.W. Jesus II type way. So he, the father-in-law got the nickname King of the
00:21:32.180 Poor and she got the nickname, the Angel of Pantievre, which is the last name of them. And I
00:21:37.980 guess the name of also the region. So as time goes by, so the King of France is Louis XV and his wife
00:21:45.400 Marie died. And so he's like, should I get married again? And one of the names that was suggested
00:21:52.040 was Lambelle because if the king is getting married, it has to be to like a princess or
00:21:56.620 archduchess or something like that. And the person who suggested this was Louis XV's daughter Adelaide.
00:22:03.500 I keep dropping hints, but like, we'll talk about her later. Louis XV had these three adult daughters
00:22:09.220 who chose not to marry because if they married, they would lose their status as princess of France
00:22:13.640 and they liked being princess of France. And Madame Adelaide, the daughter was, she had her
00:22:19.080 ambitions for herself. She liked being in a position where she could advise her dad what to
00:22:24.400 do. And she's like, well, if we marry him to some sort of like little subservient, demure woman, 0.99
00:22:30.360 like that person won't get in my way, like me, Adelaide of like having this power role. So she
00:22:36.000 was like, let's get old King who's like in his fifties at this point, I think to marry this 19
00:22:40.620 year old widow, which would maybe also distract Louis the 15th, who was known for liking young
00:22:46.720 women in a sexual way, but maybe that would distract him so that Adelaide herself could 0.99
00:22:50.920 have more power. But anyway, this did not happen. Lambelle herself did not consent to this match. 1.00
00:22:56.280 And so her father-in-law who respected and liked her and is like, again, unusual for this podcast,
00:23:00.420 a good guy did not allow this to happen. But a marriage he did allow to happen was Lambelle's
00:23:06.760 sister-in-law, Mademoiselle de Pentevres, was married to her husband's fuck boyfriend,
00:23:12.300 and Philippe d'Orléans. So that happened as well. So now we've got kind of these like young
00:23:18.100 in-laws who are friends of each other. And then 1770. So Marie Antoinette, 14 years old,
00:23:24.520 arrives in France to marry the dauphin, the heir to the throne. And when she arrived,
00:23:30.940 she was greeted by like local royals, like French royals. And Lambelle was one of them because she
00:23:36.560 was a princess. And so the two of them got along pretty much right away. Marie Antoinette was 14,
00:23:41.600 Lambal was six years older, so like in her early 20s. And one of the things I had in common was
00:23:46.960 like having come from another country, coming to France, having to like learn what it was like
00:23:50.680 there, being kind of like an outsider. Marie Antoinette later said that Lambal, this is a
00:23:55.680 quote, is the only woman I know who never bears a grudge. Neither hatred nor jealousy is to be
00:24:00.520 found in her. Like again, she's just like not a thought in her pretty little head. She's just 0.57
00:24:04.560 basic, nice person. And so Lambelle began attending court more often, I presume because
00:24:12.260 Marie Antoinette was inviting her more often because she just like felt a vibe like Marie
00:24:16.100 Antoinette really needed a friend. And she's like, this person seems nice. And like, she's not
00:24:20.420 scheming. And she was also just really charmed by Lambelle. She overwhelmed her with attention
00:24:25.320 and affection. And well, I mean, she just like saw that this is a cool person and she wants to
00:24:30.100 be friends with her and she's 14 years old and a lot of people would behave like that.
00:24:33.180 But part of it too is that Marie Antoinette had grown up, she was really close in age to her sister, Maria Carolina, and she really missed her. And she was used to having, like she and her sister grew up side by side, like arm and arm, like Kylie and Kendall Jenner. She was used to having someone, a young woman around her to be her friend. And so she's just like, Len Balkan filled that void for me. So that might be where some of her like excessive excitement about this friendship comes from.
00:24:56.080 One of the people on the scene in the French royal court, and we're going to hear from him a lot because he's one of the people whose letters a lot of people use as a resource to explain the situation, was the Austrian ambassador, whose name was Count Mercy.
00:25:10.840 And so he wrote, this is like a year after Marie Antoinette had been there.
00:25:14.460 for some time past Marie Antoinette has shown a great affection for the princess of Lambelle
00:25:19.120 the young princess is sweet and amiable and enjoying the privileges of a princess of the
00:25:23.440 blood royal is in a position to avail herself of her royal highness's favor so what he's saying
00:25:28.420 is that Marie Antoinette really likes Lambelle but like this is great this is fine if Marie
00:25:34.600 Antoinette is going to take a favorite and find a bestie like it's another princess like this is 0.63
00:25:39.080 appropriate because station is very important in Versailles. 1773. This is three years after 0.99
00:25:46.600 Marie Antoinette has been there. Um, like the two of them, they're besties, they're hanging out.
00:25:50.500 It's great. One of Lambelle's cousins married Louis the 16th. So Marie Antoinette is married
00:25:56.460 to Louis the 16th. Louis the 16th has two younger brothers. Um, one of them is called the Count of
00:26:01.540 Artois. He is, so there's Louis 16th and then his two younger brothers, Provence and Artois.
00:26:06.780 And of the three of them, Artois is like the cool one.
00:26:09.580 He's the handsome one.
00:26:10.640 He's like the charming one.
00:26:12.460 He's the one that some people said maybe he should be king instead of Louis.
00:26:16.020 Anyway, so one of Lambeau's cousins married this guy, the cool brother, Artois.
00:26:20.600 And then because of this, so her cousin was married to Marie Antoinette's brother-in-law.
00:26:25.360 Effectively, Marie Antoinette was like, we're family now.
00:26:27.640 So like we can spend even more time together because we're now related.
00:26:30.840 So they form this kind of close circle of friends of kind of like the young, cool royals.
00:26:36.020 So it's like Marie Antoinette, her husband, Louis, Lambelle, who is of course a widow, and then Lambelle's cousin, and the Count of Artois.
00:26:42.860 Like they were just kind of like young people together who were kind of chill and had a nice time.
00:26:47.520 During this era, Lambelle was described as being almost constantly by Marie Antoinette's side.
00:26:52.660 Marie Antoinette's mother, Maria Teresa, was not super fan of this attachment because she didn't like royals having favorites or intimate friends.
00:27:02.440 I don't know because maybe she thought that that would reflect badly on Marie Antoinette or she
00:27:07.540 thought that this was kind of like in poor taste or something but Marie Antoinette needed a friend
00:27:11.600 and she had one and even her mother was like well if she has to have a friend like if an intimate 0.94
00:27:16.080 friend is needed like Limbault is fine because of her rank this is fine. 1775 so Marie Antoinette
00:27:23.880 has been at Versailles for about five years. Limbault by her side for most of it and this is
00:27:29.780 when the king, Louis XV, who Lambeau almost maybe would have married, dies, Marie Antoinette's
00:27:35.760 husband becomes the king, Louis XVI. And so because Marie Antoinette, that makes Marie Antoinette the
00:27:41.400 queen because her husband is the king. And so she's now able to appoint people into jobs. 0.92
00:27:45.600 And so she appoints Lambeau the job of superintendent of the queen's household,
00:27:50.080 which is the highest rank possible for a lady in waiting at Versailles. This office had been
00:27:55.860 vacant for over 30 years because the position was expensive, superfluous, by which I mean
00:28:02.780 unnecessary. And it gave so much power and influence to the person who gave it. Like
00:28:08.640 it gave Lembal rank and power over all of the other ladies in waiting. All orders given by 0.98
00:28:13.500 any other female office holder had to be confirmed by her before it was carried out. It was such an 1.00
00:28:18.660 important, but it was a costly job because the salary was really high. But Marie Antuna was just 0.84
00:28:24.760 like, this is my best friend and I want her to have the best job. And so I'm going to give her
00:28:28.180 this job. And just think what we know about Lambelle, who's just like, you know, she's great
00:28:33.040 gowns, beautiful gowns, like pretty hair. She's nice. She's sweet. She's intelligent. We know 0.94
00:28:38.180 that. So Marie Antoinette, like part of this must've been like, she knew that Lambelle could
00:28:41.980 do this job overseeing it, but it was also, this is a very controversial appointment because no
00:28:46.440 one had been in this job. And some people thought that Lambelle's health issues maybe would get in
00:28:51.300 the way of her being able to do this. She was also at this point in her mid-20s, mid-late 20s,
00:28:56.920 but she was younger than a lot of the other people who she would be supervising. Those women 0.95
00:29:01.300 were annoyed because she would now be supervising them. So people were upset about it, but like, 1.00
00:29:06.520 what could you do? Marie Antoinette said to this and Lembal is a princess. So like you can say
00:29:11.440 that it was inappropriate. The salary of this position was enormous for the time is 50,000
00:29:18.020 crowns a year. And because the princess of Lambeau was the richest person in France, 0.64
00:29:23.660 and because France was in a lot of debt, because again, this is like 1775, they're not quite
00:29:29.220 helping in the American revolution yet, but they will, but they have been in all these other wars
00:29:33.880 of France, not doing great financially. So they were like, okay, so they're not already doing
00:29:39.180 great financially. And Marie Antoinette is like, Hey, I'm re-implementing this job that costs 50,000
00:29:43.540 crowns a year, this like pointless job. So Princess Lambelle was asked to renounce the 0.99
00:29:48.580 salary. Like just, could you do this as like a volunteer job? But she refused because, um, 0.70
00:29:53.960 because of the, because of the rank and just kind of like, it would be, she always wanted to do
00:29:59.260 everything like correctly. And she's like, it would not be correct for me to do this and not
00:30:03.440 take the salary. She's like, I will either have all the privileges of the office or I will just
00:30:07.580 like step down and Marie Antoinette intervened and granted her the salary herself. This led to
00:30:14.240 bad publicity because we talked about this in the last week with the Gabrielle Polignac,
00:30:21.520 but there was a lot of haters on site who were looking for any reason to criticize Marie Antoinette
00:30:27.000 and this made Marie Antoinette look bad and it made Lumbel look like she was greedy. And this
00:30:32.480 is when people started making fun of her fainting spells and suggesting that maybe she was faking 0.97
00:30:38.460 it. So here's another hot update from Ambassador Mercy, who's got all the tea. Quote,
00:30:44.600 Her Majesty continually sees the Princess de Lambelle in her rooms. This lady joins to much 0.97
00:30:49.120 sweetness of very sincere character, far from intrigue and all such worries. The Queen has 0.90
00:30:53.780 conceived for some time a real friendship for this young princess, and the choice is excellent
00:30:58.120 for Madame de Lambelle is not at all identified with the interests of Madame de Promence and
00:31:04.220 D'Artois. So they're just saying, even though she's from Savoy, she doesn't have any agenda.
00:31:08.400 She's not trying to push anything on this. Mercy also says, all the same, I've taken the precaution
00:31:13.460 to point out to the queen that her favoring goodness to the princess de Lambelle are somewhat
00:31:17.340 excessive in order to prevent abuse of them from that quarter. So Marie Antoinette is just like,
00:31:22.820 this is my bestie and I'm going to give her it's, I mean, there's so many nuances to this,
00:31:28.960 like the Versailles of it all makes everything really more complicated. But I think we see this
00:31:32.660 happening in like these days in Hollywood or something where somebody becomes a star and
00:31:37.160 then they like hire their friend or their sibling is their assistant or like they let somebody live
00:31:41.500 with them where it's just like, if somebody suddenly gets all this power and influence,
00:31:44.820 they want, and they're a generous person, they want to bestow that upon their friends.
00:31:48.620 But then it's like, can you trust all of your friends? Are your friends just using you? And
00:31:52.060 in this case, Lambelle is not, but I can see why people might suspect that she was.
00:31:56.880 So Marie Antoinette's mom, Maria Teresa, tried to discourage the friendship, um, because she was
00:32:01.900 concerned that Lambelle, because she was from Savoy, would try to like pressure her to like do,
00:32:08.040 I don't know, do stuff for Savoy. Um, but Marie Antoinette is just like, whatever, this is fine.
00:32:14.060 What she said actually is the princess to Lambelle's friendship is the charm of my life.
00:32:18.740 So, and I will mention also that Marie Antoinette's husband, Louis the 16th,
00:32:22.820 also really liked Lambelle because she's just like a nice person.
00:32:26.580 They just like being around a basic suite people.
00:32:29.320 And there's not a lot of people like that at Versailles.
00:32:32.300 But Lambelle, although she's like, I'll take this job.
00:32:34.880 If you don't want to pay me, then I just won't take the job.
00:32:36.900 And then she has the job, but she struggled initially with the role because, 0.87
00:32:42.440 and so part of it is that because her rank is she's a princess.
00:32:45.320 was called a princess of the blood, which means her husband was illegitimate son of the previous
00:32:50.660 king. So you're called princess of the blood. So because when you're a princess of the blood, 0.71
00:32:54.540 it's not appropriate for you to invite people to events. What she would do is she would just
00:33:01.080 kind of announce that like, I will be receiving on a certain evening or like on behalf of Marie
00:33:06.320 Antoinette, like Marie Antoinette will be receiving on a certain evening, but it wasn't seen as
00:33:09.920 appropriate for a princess to issue invitations. That was like inappropriate, but this was tricky
00:33:15.300 because part of her job as the superintendent of the household was to invite people to parties.
00:33:20.380 So she's like, well, I can't invite them to the party. I'll just let people know
00:33:23.640 Marie Antoinette will be receiving people. And so, but the guests that they wanted to come
00:33:28.440 were confused. Is this an invitation or not? And so the parties were poorly attended,
00:33:34.380 which bothered Marie Antoinette. And at this point, her other friend Gabrielle is on the scene
00:33:39.920 and Gabrielle, so Gabrielle and Lambal did not get along. Marie Antoinette was like,
00:33:44.160 this is my bestie. This is my new bestie. You should be each other's besties. And they did
00:33:48.120 not get along at all. Especially Gabrielle, who's got like a bit more mischievousness to her.
00:33:54.900 Like she would try to get in the way of Lambelle. Lambelle is just kind of like, 0.99
00:33:58.740 what's happening? Just like blink, blink. So Gabrielle was sort of suggesting that Lambelle
00:34:02.540 was incompetent or she had messed up on purpose to embarrass the queen, trying to get Lambelle to
00:34:07.460 be like on the outs with Marie Antoinette so that Gabrielle could get more power. But in the
00:34:12.660 meantime, Marie Antoinette is just like, you're my two friends. And so we're going to hang out
00:34:16.020 all together because I'm a queen and that's what I want to do. And so we're in 1775. And what was
00:34:24.880 trending at the time was for women, for gals to be pals, for women to have fun without men,
00:34:31.640 which I support. One thing that the girl squad would like to do, like not just Marie Antoinette
00:34:37.500 her two besties but like women in general aristocratic and noble women and royal women 0.52
00:34:42.860 um they would like to go um on gondolas in the river just like floating around just like vibes
00:34:48.520 one time the three besties were out on the river um and some barge men like the men who like drove
00:34:54.140 the ships were like oh let's like pretend one of us fell in the river to like entertain
00:34:58.760 marie antoinette but marie antoinette thought they're actually drowning and she was really
00:35:02.000 distressed and she was panicked. Lambelle fainted, did not go overall. And so like we talked about
00:35:07.620 last week, Lambelle having this power position of being Marie Antoinette's friend, she was able to 0.95
00:35:13.680 use that to help advance her family members. So she had a brother named Eugene who was her
00:35:20.640 favorite brother and he was granted a post with his own regiment in the French Royal Army. Lambelle
00:35:27.320 also got Marie Antoinette to give her brother-in-law
00:35:30.100 to become the governor of a place called Poitou.
00:35:33.260 And so this is all happening in Versailles.
00:35:36.760 Like everything's going so well,
00:35:38.800 to quote the movie Moulin Rouge.
00:35:41.580 So Marie Antoinette is just kind of figuring out 0.97
00:35:43.060 how to make Versailles more comfortable for her. 0.80
00:35:45.520 Like we talked last time about,
00:35:47.300 she started hanging out at Petit Trinon,
00:35:49.500 this kind of like private cottage
00:35:51.200 where she and her friends could have
00:35:52.680 like a more relaxed atmosphere.
00:35:54.480 Meanwhile, back in Paris, 1.00
00:35:55.700 um people the people of the streets the non-noble people were starting to really hate 0.99
00:36:03.600 Marie Antoinette because they they the people of Paris you know there'd been all this really bad 0.84
00:36:10.360 harvests they were all starving the French economy was bad there's like tax issues and they blamed
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00:39:29.400 so they knew how wealthy and opulent everything was there and they knew exactly what marie
00:39:34.780 and everybody was spending their money on and the people were poor and it's really it's a bit of a
00:39:40.400 2025 vibe to be like oh really you just like went into outer space with lauren sanchez and did your
00:39:48.120 makeup and it's like meanwhile people are like can't afford people are living on the streets
00:39:52.780 it's not so different so people were understandably annoyed at this and marie
00:39:57.680 Antoinette was just really the face of it all. She was not personally responsible, but she was
00:40:03.440 the scapegoat of it because she was a foreign woman. She was a woman and she just, everything 0.96
00:40:09.160 she did was being really scrutinized. And so the more people hated Marie Antoinette, the hate also
00:40:15.700 fell upon her favorites, which included Lambelle. Even though at this point, Gabrielle was much more
00:40:21.500 Marie Antoinette's closer bestie. Um, but because she'd given Lambelle the role of superintendent
00:40:27.880 of the household, like, which was a lifetime appointment, like she couldn't take that away.
00:40:32.120 So Lambelle was still around, but Gabrielle was much more close to Marie Antoinette at this time.
00:40:36.040 Yeah. And so it's kind of like going back and forth who Marie Antoinette kind of needs at
00:40:41.180 which time, like what does she need? Like the high energy friend of like Gabrielle or does
00:40:44.680 she just need the like basic sweetness of Lambelle? Like it just kind of depends what kind of mood
00:40:49.660 she's in. Master Mercy reported, this is 1776, the princess de Lambal loses much in favor with
00:40:57.280 Marie Antoinette. I believe she will always be well treated by the queen, but she no longer
00:41:00.780 possesses her entire confidence. He later said, he reported of constant quarrels between Marie
00:41:06.860 Antoinette and Lambal, in which the princess seemed always to be in the wrong. So Marie Antoinette,
00:41:13.380 so she has this like petite trianon, which is like this mini castle on the grounds of Versailles
00:41:18.060 where she can like things can be more private and she doesn't have to deal with all the Versailles 0.92
00:41:21.940 bullshit. And she started, there's a theater, like there's a little theater and Petit Tuinon 0.89
00:41:27.960 and Marie Antoinette started participating, like performing in them because she liked dancing,
00:41:33.360 she liked performing. And so Gabrielle convinced her to refuse Lembal to be able to attend
00:41:39.500 these productions. These are women in their twenties, but living in sort of like a perpetual 0.99
00:41:45.260 high school-esque situation where everybody is all together all the time and you're always just
00:41:50.040 trying to curry favor with a popular girl. So it is mean girls adjacent that Gabrielle and Marie 0.58
00:41:56.000 Antoinette are kind of icing out Lumbel at this time. So 1780, Ambassador Mercy reported,
00:42:02.080 Princess de Lumbel is very little seen at court. But you know, at the same time, it's kind of like,
00:42:06.280 yeah, there's this mean girl shit going on, but it's also sort of like friendships wax and wane. 0.99
00:42:10.100 they just do, especially when you're an adult. So part of where they were arguing and part of 0.99
00:42:15.880 where Marie Antoinette was like, maybe I don't want to see Lambelle so much anymore is that
00:42:20.000 Lambelle reasonably, she tried to convince Marie Antoinette to not be so lavish and not to spend
00:42:27.240 so much money because Lambelle was aware that like everyone in Paris and most of France really 0.89
00:42:32.720 hated her and it wasn't helping things that she was spending so much money. Marie Antoinette was 0.93
00:42:36.920 annoyed at being scolded. And, and this is kind of the schism in their relationship a little bit,
00:42:43.420 but Lambelle still has this job of superintendent. So she was in charge of all the other ladies in 1.00
00:42:47.440 waiting and stuff. And so most of whom were older than her. So they were like, that was challenging. 0.99
00:42:53.520 So Marie Antoinette had to keep intervening between squabbles between Lambelle and some 1.00
00:42:57.400 of the people she was supervising. Eventually Marie Antoinette is just like, I really wish
00:43:00.940 I hadn't given her this job, but I did. And it's a lifetime appointment. So here we all are.
00:43:04.880 And eventually Lemballe is just like, you know what? Why don't I just step away for a bit?
00:43:09.540 Like it is not sparking joy for me to be here in Versailles. So she went with her sister-in-law
00:43:15.340 to a place called Plombière, which is in modern day Belgium. And this is a place that was known
00:43:21.540 for its healing waters. So again, Lemballe, it's like, yeah, like she's, the more stress she's
00:43:26.360 under, the more I think her physical like symptoms are manifesting. And so she's just like, let's
00:43:30.880 just go no doctors know what to do but you know it's often good for a lot of things a hot bath 0.99
00:43:36.600 so she went to to breast recuperate with her sister-in-law unfortunately while she was there
00:43:41.680 to recuperate she caught measles so this is an era of just like spot based diseases smallpox is
00:43:48.980 everywhere measles is everywhere it's a Marie Antoinette even though they had these like you
00:43:52.900 know they're having like friendship friction Marie Antoinette was worried about her so she
00:43:57.000 sent her you know a whole bunch of like get well soon type letters and this kind of mended fences
00:44:02.420 between them lambal recovered and she was able to return to versailles three months later feeling
00:44:07.940 better and also like besties again with marie antoinette although gabrielle is still on the
00:44:14.360 scene and the two of them don't get along so lambal is just like i need hobbies i need something
00:44:19.920 to get my mind off of all this just like friendship drama and like a lot of people in this era the
00:44:24.600 hobby she turned to was being a Freemason. So Freemasons. Freemasonry is a organization that
00:44:32.820 is still around today. People who are fans of conspiracy theories know a lot about it.
00:44:37.720 So it's at the point that Lombard got into Freemasonry, it was just kind of like a place,
00:44:44.360 an opportunity to have small intimate gatherings with people. And she much preferred small intimate
00:44:48.420 gatherings to like big, lots of people gatherings. So at this time, many women like her saw this as
00:44:54.300 a way to achieve a better world because Freemasonry was, I don't know, like you get things out of it
00:44:59.940 that you might get out of like a really good church or something, just like a sense of community,
00:45:03.660 a sense of support. And so she liked to go to these Freemason gatherings, which were similar.
00:45:09.180 Like now when you say Freemasons, it's just like, oh, this is like a QAnon or whatever.
00:45:13.040 But at that time, it was just kind of like, this is just like another kind of friends being friends.
00:45:17.100 So it was similar to other like fashionable soirees of the era. There's music, dancing,
00:45:21.800 theatrical performances. And I think this is where it really vibes with her is that Freemasons did
00:45:25.920 a lot of charity work. They wanted to change the world for the better. And that's what she's all
00:45:29.940 about. Just like helping people. Cause she had always been very charitable. Like she knew that
00:45:35.380 she was fortunate. She knew she had all this money and she really felt that it was important
00:45:39.860 for her to give back to people who had less than she did. So she was known to give more than she
00:45:44.540 can afford, often depriving herself of many things. Um, she would also, even though she was
00:45:49.820 like, yeah, I want to still get my salary, but she would pay for some of the queen's expenses
00:45:54.480 herself without reimbursement. She was a generous person. So her father had died and he was back in
00:46:02.020 Savoy. And then at this point, her mother died from an illness back in Savoy. Lambelle had not
00:46:07.880 seen either of them for years because when she came to France, she had to kind of like cut all
00:46:11.780 ties with Savoy. She took the death of her mother really hard. Marie Antoinette offered sympathies.
00:46:16.780 a letter that she wrote to her, like this Marie Antoinette wrote to Lambelle. I wept over your
00:46:21.260 letter. My friend, I long to see you and mingle my tears with yours for there is no other consolation
00:46:25.700 for such a grief. I embrace you again with my whole heart as I shall love you all my life.
00:46:30.260 And then this letter King, Louis XVI added to the note, you know how much we love you. May God be
00:46:35.180 with you. So after the mother died, court was wearing mourning for 11 days. And then her father
00:46:40.140 fell ill, like because he was distraught from the wife's death. And then he died. So both of her
00:46:44.560 parents died one after another. But while the father died, Lambelle was obligated to be with
00:46:51.760 Marie Antoinette. Marie Antoinette was at this point about to give birth to her first child.
00:46:56.020 And so what the Versailles rules were for that was that Marie Antoinette had to like be in
00:47:00.800 confinement, which meant that nobody could give or receive any letters during this time. So no 0.92
00:47:06.400 letters of condolences could get to Lambelle at this time. The birth itself, like everything at
00:47:11.100 Versailles was witnessed by far too many people. The room was really stuffy. Because it was winter,
00:47:16.780 they had like sealed all the windows shut so that no breezes could get in. So the room was like so,
00:47:21.340 so hot. The queen actually fainted partway through the birth. And then obviously,
00:47:25.720 Lembal also did. She had this like fainting condition. Lembal had to be carried out 1.00
00:47:29.740 unconscious, like crowd surfed out of the room. Later on, like this birth went fine.
00:47:35.300 But then Marie Antoinette later got measles and Lambelle was among the small circle of people who Marie Antoinette had stay with her.
00:47:45.020 I think she was staying in Petite Trianon while she was recovering from the measles.
00:47:48.600 Lambelle was there with her.
00:47:50.000 But when Marie Antoinette got better, she called for Gabrielle.
00:47:53.780 So Gabrielle had not been there.
00:47:55.400 Lambelle was there.
00:47:56.380 And so Lambelle was just sort of like insulted that she'd been there with Marie Antoinette during the measles and then was sort of pushed aside for Gabrielle.
00:48:03.460 and just for like health reasons she's like i'm just going to take another break from versailles
00:48:07.340 uh this time she went to take the waters in bourbon les bains and then she went to be with
00:48:13.060 her father-in-law this nice guy he was in poor health and she wanted to spend time with him
00:48:17.400 and then it's just like parent death era in 1780 marie antoinette's mother maria theresa died
00:48:23.800 and lambelle rushed back to be with her so it was marie antoinette and her two besties were all just
00:48:28.500 kind of like there together during the winter morning the death of marie antoinette's mother
00:48:32.240 Lambelle had other friends, specifically this 16-year-old girl who she met named Stephanie
00:48:38.400 Beatrix d'Embliment, who was Lambelle's lady-in-waiting, because she was also princess,
00:48:42.900 so she had lady-in-waiting as well. And Stephanie was energetic, bubbly, and fun-loving. She also
00:48:47.860 tended to speak her mind without thinking. And just like the energy, Lambelle enjoyed being
00:48:52.460 around this youthful energy. In 1781, she's just excelling at her Freemason-type work.
00:49:00.500 Lambaul was made grandmistress of the Scottish Lodge of Freemasons.
00:49:04.800 And being the most wealthy woman in all France, she purchased her own home in a place called
00:49:08.980 Passy, which is a village off of the Seine, which is known for its medicinal mineral spring. 0.94
00:49:13.920 So she can have a place with her own mineral spring for like the health benefits.
00:49:17.860 At the same area in Passy, also staying at the time, Benjamin Franklin in town from America.
00:49:24.440 He was also there, I think, in that specific region for the medicinal reasons.
00:49:29.400 And Lembal really liked living there because she could be more secluded.
00:49:32.720 Versailles was so stressful for her.
00:49:34.680 And it was also like closer to her father-in-law, who by that point was too ill to travel very often to Paris or Versailles.
00:49:41.820 And she wanted to be with him because he was so good to her.
00:49:44.740 Her health continued to get worse.
00:49:47.800 So she was often unable to perform the duties of her office.
00:49:51.080 She kept consulting every doctor.
00:49:53.740 They were all terrible.
00:49:54.620 one guy who recommended like maybe you could put a bed like put the patient's bed her bed
00:50:00.420 into a cow stable so that the manure would like make the bed smell like manure and then the i'm
00:50:07.100 not sure if then you put the patient in the bed or if you just bring the manure smelling bed in
00:50:10.760 and the patient lies in the bed and like the vapors of like the manure would cure them it
00:50:15.520 didn't it didn't cure anybody but these are the sorts of medical advice that she's getting
00:50:19.640 Marie Antoinette gave birth again and Lambelle as superintendent of the household, like she was always there when Marie Antoinette gave birth, but Marie Antoinette had not seen her for a while and was shocked at how ill Lambelle looked, her frail, pale appearance.
00:50:32.280 And then the affair of the diamond necklace happened.
00:50:36.400 We will talk about this more in depth in future episodes, but also you could scroll back to find the episode I did about the affair of the diamond necklace.
00:50:43.200 What this was, was this con woman named Jean de Lamotte made it seem like Marie Antoinette wanted to buy this diamond necklace.
00:50:51.200 And this guy, Cardinal Rohan, became sort of the intermediary in all of it.
00:50:56.180 And Marie Antoinette had nothing to do with it, but it all fell back on her because it was something that people believed that she was involved with.
00:51:02.700 And it really devastated her, Marie Antoinette, to realize that people thought so little of her.
00:51:07.040 Cardinal Rohan was this person who was involved in the affair, and he was very publicly arrested at Versailles.
00:51:13.200 And that night, Lambelle wrote, I sat by her majesty's bedside the whole of the night after I heard what had been determined against the cardinal by the council of ministers to beg her to use all of her interest with the king to persuade him to revoke the order of the warrant for the prelate's arrest.
00:51:25.120 To this, the queen replied, then the king, the ministers, and the people will all deem me guilty.
00:51:29.860 Her majesty's remark stopped all further argument upon this subject.
00:51:33.580 This is Lambelle writing.
00:51:35.060 And I had the inconceivable grief to see my royal mistress rushing upon dangers, which I had no power of preventing her from bringing upon herself.
00:51:42.240 So Lambelle, as much as it's like, you know, not a thought in her pretty head, it's like,
00:51:46.120 she gets it.
00:51:46.980 Like she's smart in these ways.
00:51:48.820 And Marie Antoinette was not like Lambelle concedes like, remember previously, she's
00:51:51.920 like, maybe you should stop spending so much money.
00:51:54.080 People hate you.
00:51:55.580 And then here she's like, maybe you shouldn't put Rohan up for trial because that makes
00:51:59.780 you look more guilty.
00:52:01.400 And she was right.
00:52:02.600 Lambelle was right in this situation.
00:52:04.480 For some reason, and no one knows why, none of the biographies I read know what happened.
00:52:09.100 And so the woman who was behind the affair of the necklace, Jeanne de Lamotte, she was arrested and she was put in prison.
00:52:13.760 And at one point, Lambelle went to that prison where the mother superior refused to let her in.
00:52:19.720 So had Marie Antoinette sent her there or was Lambelle going there on her own?
00:52:23.260 We don't know why, but we do know that Lambelle wasn't able to see Jeanne de Lamotte.
00:52:27.520 So she left her some money.
00:52:29.820 The money never actually got to her.
00:52:30.980 So maybe it was just a charitable thing.
00:52:33.620 But the fact that Lambelle, who's very recognizable with her blonde hair and her beautiful skin, it created widespread rumors at the time.
00:52:40.840 People thought that Marie Antoinette had sent Lambelle there for some sort of sneaky reason. 0.97
00:52:45.480 We talked last time in the Gabrielle episode about how one of the ways that people who hated Marie Antoinette were trying to make her seem like this horrible monster person were using rumors of lesbianism. 0.99
00:52:57.400 not because anyone had ever seen evidence of lesbianism but because this was a way to make 0.92
00:53:03.900 marie antoinette seem just kind of like terrible because lesbianism was seen as terrible by most
00:53:08.840 people at that time so the rumors that marie antoinette was having an affair with jean de
00:53:13.040 lamotte this con artist and so to have lambal there and there were rumors that marie antoinette
00:53:16.580 and lambal were having lesbian relationships so it's just kind of like is this some sort of just
00:53:20.860 like lesbian grifter thing when they saw lambal going to see jean de lamotte in the prison anyway
00:53:26.620 her health continues to deteriorate. So she went 1787 to England. She'd been advised by doctors 0.84
00:53:32.360 to go to Bath in England to take the waters, which is more just kind of like medicinal
00:53:37.020 mineral waters. Marie Antoinette personally saw her to wish her farewell, which was unusual.
00:53:43.280 Marie Antoinette didn't usually do this for most people, but because she did this and because
00:53:47.300 everybody hated Marie Antoinette so much at this point and were so suspicious of her, 0.89
00:53:50.440 they thought that she was sending Lambelle to England for like spy reasons to like do some 0.99
00:53:55.800 sort of diplomacy spy shit. The main speculation was, so there was a minister who had been in 0.89
00:54:01.960 France called Cologne, who was in England. And so the rumors were maybe Lambelle was being sent
00:54:06.660 to England to meet with him, to get him to not publish his memoirs. But in fact, Cologne was not
00:54:12.800 in England at the time, but Lambelle did return with two copies of his memoirs. So like maybe
00:54:18.320 that was a favor she did. I don't know, but she went to England because of her health issues. 0.61
00:54:24.060 So she went to Bath.
00:54:24.900 She also went to Brighton, which was another place that had the waters there were supposed
00:54:29.080 to be healing, where you're supposed to bathe in the water and also drink the water to cure
00:54:33.080 illnesses.
00:54:34.020 This was where the Prince of Wales of England, Prince George, known by his nickname, Prinny,
00:54:40.320 who some of you might know about, he liked to go to Brighton.
00:54:43.820 He was there a lot.
00:54:44.380 He also had health issues.
00:54:45.780 And he would go there with his secret Catholic wife, Mariah Fitzherbert.
00:54:49.700 Um, and so Lambelle probably met them there because she was a princess visiting. And so
00:54:55.920 she probably saw the royals who were in town at that time. Isn't that interesting?
00:55:00.480 So after the visit to England, her health improved. This reminds me of, we did an episode
00:55:04.980 a while ago about Empress Cece, Empress Elizabeth of Austria, who also had various health symptoms.
00:55:11.880 And every time she left royal court, she got better. And every time she got, was sent back,
00:55:16.880 she got worse. So it's like, yes, part of it is like the fresh sea air was helping Lambelle,
00:55:21.900 but part of it is just like being away from this cesspool of toxicity and stress
00:55:26.580 just inherently made her symptoms less bad. So she was able to return to Versailles after this
00:55:34.160 England trip. Her health was better. She could participate more and the queen was being more
00:55:38.140 affectionate to her again, partially because the queen and Gabrielle were kind of on the outs.
00:55:44.500 So it's just like, well, she needs Lumball by her side now as well. 0.64
00:55:47.580 There's so much fucked up weather in this whole saga, which again, makes it just feel
00:55:52.960 like very 2025 coded. 0.99
00:55:55.040 You know, we're dealing with climate change that is the effect of humans being shitty. 0.64
00:55:59.480 They were dealing with just climate change because they were living in a little ice age
00:56:04.240 and the climate was just really weird for a couple hundred years.
00:56:07.240 So July 13th, 1788, one of the most severe hailstorms in recorded history swept across
00:56:12.980 France.
00:56:13.340 the storm destroyed fields and vineyards plummeted the whole country into darkness no people died but
00:56:20.000 lots of animals died and the grain harvests were destroyed this storm gave way to that was july
00:56:27.380 so then august there was a huge heat wave and lambal among others fled paris to go to western
00:56:32.900 france where it was a bit cooler lambal traveled incognito because she was remember she was famous
00:56:38.600 Like people had the à la Lemballe game, like she had this beautiful, notable hair, but there'd been so many pamphlets about like, is she Marie Antoinette's lesbian lover?
00:56:46.160 Like she was a well-known person and it just would be apparent that it is her because she would be traveling in this royal way.
00:56:52.460 So she tried to travel incognito, but she was recognized, passed through tour, but in a good way, the whole city turned out to greet her.
00:57:00.200 Because somehow, even though the monarchy, like the French monarchy, was more and more unpopular,
00:57:06.140 Lambal herself was somehow not as hated as other people,
00:57:11.260 potentially because of her good reputation, because of all the charity that she had done.
00:57:15.860 Many saw her just as somebody with sound judgment who offered good advice to the queen,
00:57:20.040 which was true, unfortunately.
00:57:23.520 So she stopped on tour and it's like, wow, this is so great.
00:57:25.940 Everyone is nice to me here.
00:57:27.600 But then everybody got food poisoning.
00:57:29.440 This was because a ragout, French dish, had been left out to cool in an uncoated copper pot, which poisoned the food.
00:57:40.100 Everybody recovered, but when she got home, Lembao was like, no more copper pots for me.
00:57:45.060 Let's order some silver dishes.
00:57:46.980 Don't want to get food poisoning again.
00:57:48.640 Meanwhile, her father-in-law, he was ill.
00:57:51.320 He's getting more and more ill.
00:57:53.520 And she stayed with him, tending to him, doing her charity work, which she tended to, you know, poor people, people in need.
00:58:01.900 And there's like an increasing amount of people in need because this hailstorm that had like destroyed all the crops.
00:58:07.120 But simultaneous to all of this, like the pamphlets are getting even more extreme.
00:58:10.800 The pamphlets being like Lambert, even though the people in tour and some like there was a lot of people who thought that she was an OK person.
00:58:17.860 The pamphleteers were just like we saw so many pamphlets when we say that Marie Antoinette and Lambert are lesbians. 0.82
00:58:23.000 So let's just like keep doing this. Let's call Lambelle this like out of control, lesbian nymphomaniac. And then we're getting into the French Revolution of it all, which I don't want to dwell on the specifics of it because we're going to get into that in the Marie Antoinette episodes. 0.99
00:58:38.020 but um what happened next to her effectively personally is that marie antoinette's seven
00:58:46.780 year old son died he'd been in fragile health for several years he died lambel attended the
00:58:52.600 funeral and then went to switzerland i'm gonna guess for health reasons again and so she was
00:58:57.960 out of town during the storming of the bastille which is kind of a lot of people say is kind of
00:59:02.820 the beginning of the french revolution her father-in-law was feeling well enough to travel
00:59:06.300 So she went on him to visit Northern France, where like, even though in Paris, like riots
00:59:11.380 were breaking out and stuff in Northern France, where they were, things were pretty okay.
00:59:14.920 Um, and that's where she was when the next kind of major step towards the French revolution
00:59:19.100 happened, the women's March, where a group of, um, market ladies marched from Paris to 0.79
00:59:24.860 Versailles and then forced Marie Antoinette and the rest of the family to come back to
00:59:28.520 Paris to live in the Tuileries palace.
00:59:31.020 Um, but when Lambelle heard that it happened, got permission from her, like she was staying
00:59:35.600 with her father-in-law who was ill and she's like i'll stay with you if you need me but like i feel
00:59:38.900 like i need to go be with marie antoinette my bestie who's like going through a time her father-in-law
00:59:43.720 was like that's cool you can go so she showed up she went to paris and when marie antoinette saw
00:59:48.880 her the queen threw herself into her friend's arms and caught her up to speed with all the horrible
00:59:53.320 stuff that was happening um and then in the tuileries palace where they were living um kind
00:59:58.720 of court etiquette was reinstated lambal returned to her duties as the superintendent um and she
01:00:05.220 was again always by the queen side during her card parties and at dinner when she was meeting
01:00:09.920 with foreign diplomats lembell moved permanently into apartments nearby um and while the royal
01:00:16.340 family was kind of like limited and where they could go lembell could come and go and so she
01:00:19.820 left mostly just to go check in on her father-in-law who is still sick and so at tillery's
01:00:25.940 palace she was able to have people over and so she hoped to um to gather like loyal nobles together
01:00:32.700 to help the royal family so that like everything could go back to how it was before. So Lambelle's
01:00:39.480 salon came to serve as like a meeting place for the queen and people who the queen was trying, 0.76
01:00:44.000 hoping to, went over to her side to like end the revolution and stuff. At the same time, Lambelle,
01:00:50.880 who's, you know, never, don't underestimate her. She was also investigating the loyalty among the
01:00:56.360 staff to see are any of them secretly double agents or what's going on. By this point, most
01:01:02.260 of Marie Antoinette's acquaintances, really, not to mention friends had fled France, including
01:01:07.280 Gabrielle had already taken off. Marie Antoinette was like, Lambelle, you know, by staying here,
01:01:11.980 like you're going to get being close to me. You're going to get even more hatred, like
01:01:15.480 leave if you think you should. And Lambelle is like, no, no, I'm loyal to you. You're the queen
01:01:19.840 and also my bestie. And like, let's do this. So the night of June 20th, 1791, Lambelle was
01:01:27.380 playing her usual card game with the queen. Queen bid her good night and said, you should maybe go
01:01:32.060 spend some days in the country for the sake of your health. This was an unusual thing for her
01:01:36.340 to say. And Lambeau was like, okay, I will do that. But also, was that a coded message?
01:01:41.820 And it was. But Lambeau went to her villa in Passy. And there she received a secret note
01:01:47.980 from Marie Antoinette revealing that the royal family was fleeing. They were doing a family
01:01:52.760 von trap. They were trying to escape the Tuileries Palace. And so she told Lambeau to meet them in 0.56
01:01:58.960 the French royalist supporting town of Montméry, which is on the border between France and Austria,
01:02:05.020 and then meet them there and then travel on with them to Brussels. And so Lambelle was like,
01:02:09.780 oh my God, okay, yeah, I'll do that. To hide what she was doing from her staff,
01:02:14.300 because she didn't know if they could be trusted because the royal family was on the run.
01:02:17.880 Lambelle told him that her father-in-law had taken ill and required her to travel with him,
01:02:21.680 which was believable because that happened a lot. So remember her lady in waiting, Stephanie,
01:02:25.680 she trusted her she took her and a small amount of others including an armed servant so they headed
01:02:31.600 out to well they went to her father-in-law's house to like for her alibi but also she just
01:02:36.480 wanted to let him know like this is where i'm going and here's what's up like wish me wish me
01:02:40.460 well so she arrived on schedule in mont medy but the royal family did not arrive there for reasons
01:02:45.960 i will explain in a later episode so lambal was like i guess i'll go into brussels which is where
01:02:51.040 i'm supposed to meet them so she wrote to the royal family saying i'm waiting for instructions
01:02:55.520 the royal family by now was back in Paris. Again, I'll explain what happened later.
01:03:00.100 So she wrote to the queen saying like, if you need me in Paris, like I will return.
01:03:03.900 And Marie Antoinette was just like, no, no, remain my friend where you are. So Lambeau just was kind
01:03:09.980 of like just going around doing like the hot spring sulfurous water tours. She received letters
01:03:15.520 as she went from Marie Antoinette sent via just a couriers. Some of them were sent in code or like
01:03:21.380 lemon juice invisible ink or cipher and every single one of them said like don't come to paris
01:03:26.640 like do not return i do not wish you to come back it will only put you in danger but lambeau was
01:03:31.240 in agony just trying to decide like should she return or not she wrote to the king asking his
01:03:36.400 permission to return to marie antoinette's side marie antoinette replied herself saying no do
01:03:41.780 not return do not throw yourself in the tiger's jaws the present is too terrible so lambeau just
01:03:48.100 traveled around some more. She went to spa in Belgium to take the waters there. She went to
01:03:55.060 Bath in England again. And because of all this traveling she was doing and because of people
01:04:01.160 just being suspicious and rumors, same as now, it's hard to know what was true and what was not.
01:04:08.020 So Paris newspapers heard about all the places she was going. And so they spread rumors that
01:04:11.920 she was being sent on secret diplomatic trips to help the royal family escape or something.
01:04:16.460 In October, 1791, the revolutionary forces created a new French constitution.
01:04:23.500 And one of the things it said was that the queen had to set her household in order and
01:04:27.020 to dismiss all office, all of her employees who were not currently, it's like a, you can't
01:04:32.380 work from home anymore type document.
01:04:34.800 So she wrote to Lambelle saying either like, you need to either resign your job as superintendent
01:04:40.780 or return to my service.
01:04:42.900 And this is like different biographies I read had different takes on this part. Some were suggesting that Marie Antoinette didn't mean this because she'd said so many times don't come. So she wrote this because she had to. But also another biography I read suggested that Marie Antoinette really needed her support there. Like she was really in crisis and some of her advisors like really pushed her to do this, knowing that this would be helpful for Marie Antoinette.
01:05:05.840 Lambeau struggled. It took her two weeks to decide what to do. And ultimately she did decide
01:05:10.100 to return to Paris, but she would not take her ladies in waiting with her because she didn't
01:05:14.080 want to put their lives at risk. She's putting her life at risk. Before she returned to Paris,
01:05:18.660 she wrote her will. So like she knew she's walking into like a situation that could end with her
01:05:24.200 death. In her will, she left her fortune and her belongings to her nephew and her father-in-law.
01:05:29.360 And she also provided a pension for her hardworking doctor and also pensions for her two
01:05:35.020 beloved ladies-in-waiting. And what she said was, the queen wants me, I must live and die
01:05:41.160 near her. And as of November 4th, 1791, she was back in Paris. And Lambelle brought with her a
01:05:49.240 gift from Marie Antoinette, which was a Spaniel named Cisbe, Cisbe, I think, a name that means
01:05:55.500 it signifies faithfulness to death. Marie Antoinette renamed the name Mignon, which means
01:06:00.180 cute. And like when Marie Antoinette, like when Lambelle had returned that other time,
01:06:03.580 and Marie Antoinette was like,
01:06:04.540 oh my God, you look so sick. 0.99
01:06:05.640 Lambelle was like,
01:06:06.100 oh my God, Marie Antoinette. 0.99
01:06:07.320 Like Marie Antoinette,
01:06:08.060 she hadn't seen her for a while,
01:06:08.920 but her hair had turned white.
01:06:10.360 Like her hair used to be like my hair color
01:06:12.040 if you're watching the video.
01:06:13.340 Like reddish goldish.
01:06:14.660 But from the trauma,
01:06:15.800 Marie Antoinette's hair had turned white.
01:06:17.480 It was really thin. 0.92
01:06:18.600 She looked haggard worn and tired.
01:06:20.860 I'll explain it.
01:06:21.440 You'll understand why
01:06:22.260 when we get into the Marie Antoinette episodes,
01:06:23.940 but she was having a real time.
01:06:25.780 And Lambelle was just like,
01:06:26.800 I'm here for you, girl.
01:06:27.840 I'm here. 1.00
01:06:28.520 You know, all the mean girl shit was forgotten. 1.00
01:06:31.300 Lambelle resumed her job. 0.99
01:06:33.580 superintendent of household and she was one of only five remaining women working for the queen 1.00
01:06:38.420 where there used to be like hundreds of people so she worked tirelessly she was just like this
01:06:43.820 is my girl and i'm gonna help her so she worked to rally supporters for the queen she wrote letters
01:06:49.280 to like a lot of the nobles like gabrielle had like left france and she wrote letters to those
01:06:54.420 people ask them like please return to france like please show that you support the queen 0.61
01:06:58.060 But everybody hated Marie Antoinette. Everybody hated Lambelle. Every time they went outside,
01:07:04.280 people yelled insults at them. Pamphleteers were just thrusting pamphlets at them about
01:07:09.360 how awful they all were. And Lambelle was especially mocked for returning to the queen
01:07:14.460 side, for clearly choosing to support this person who was so unpopular. But she was able to come and
01:07:20.060 go from Tuileries. She went to visit her father-in-law. He was even more ill, but still
01:07:24.980 kicking it but he was more worried about her than he was about himself because she was in such a
01:07:30.200 dangerous situation on june 20th a mob broke into the tuileries palace and like wanted to kill marie
01:07:38.520 antoinette and everybody marie antoinette immediately wanted to go be with her husband
01:07:42.600 but lambal was like no no your place is with your children then they kind of like hid behind sort of
01:07:48.140 like a barricade made of furniture like lambal is like living through these situations and she's not
01:07:53.680 fainting which is interesting so maybe all the taking of water had helped her or maybe i don't
01:07:59.200 know people know about medical things like maybe the adrenaline is doing something anyway so there's
01:08:06.100 the mob broke into truly's palace twice the first time um they lembell and others hid behind like
01:08:12.080 barricaded furniture the second time was more serious and the royal family including lembell
01:08:17.920 um they went to uh take shelter in another building and then lembell and the royal family
01:08:24.000 were then sent to live in a place called the temple which is just kind of like an abandoned
01:08:29.100 castle in paris uh with not a lot of rooms lembell shared a room with the queen and her
01:08:36.200 young daughter marie therese mignon slash this bay the dog was also there along with another dog
01:08:42.560 the king's dog a blenheim spaniel called coco and then nine days later they were in this place
01:08:49.640 not the temple for nine days officers arrived because they had been ordered to remove all of
01:08:54.660 the servants to put them into like prison prison um this included lambell and marie therese marie
01:09:01.040 antoinette's daughter wrote her memoirs later she survives spoiler marie therese so she later wrote
01:09:06.740 she remembered how strongly marie antoinette objected to lemball being removed um marie
01:09:11.760 was just like, no, Lambelle's a family member. She's a cousin to the king by marriage. Don't
01:09:15.740 take her away. Therese wrote later, it was with difficulty that my mother could tear herself from
01:09:20.900 the arms of the princess de Lambelle. Marie Antoinette then whispered to another woman who's
01:09:27.020 there, the governess was like, please look out for Lambelle. Lambelle fell to her knees, reaching her 0.97
01:09:31.060 to kiss the queen's hand, but the guards stopped her. And then she and the other servants were
01:09:35.920 taken for individual interrogation. Basically, I mean, it's all just bullshit anyway, but it's 0.98
01:09:41.660 Just like, essentially, it was for treason. 0.97
01:09:43.580 Like, remember, she had the salons where she was inviting people over.
01:09:46.640 It's like, were you involved in the family trying to escape?
01:09:49.480 Like, have you been scheming?
01:09:51.380 It became clear that they would not be returned to the royal family.
01:09:53.820 And Lembal took the hand of this governess, this other servant who was with her, and said,
01:09:57.480 I hope in all events that we shall not be separated.
01:10:00.520 But in fact, they were. 0.99
01:10:01.800 So the women servants were taken to La Force prison, where at first they were put in separate cells, 1.00
01:10:07.880 but then they were put together in the same cell.
01:10:09.740 The other women who were there with her survived.
01:10:12.600 One of them, Pauline de Tourzel, wrote,
01:10:14.960 Lambelle bore her set lot perfectly.
01:10:16.960 Sweet, good, and obliging, she showed us every little attention in her power.
01:10:20.900 She said the kindest things to us every day,
01:10:23.000 expressing the happiness she experienced by having us with her.
01:10:26.320 And the women were in prison, but it's like they kept busy.
01:10:29.460 They did needlepoint, sewing, or reading.
01:10:32.060 She didn't have any of her panic attacks or feigning spells at this time.
01:10:35.580 And she just worried all the time about the royal family.
01:10:37.920 the guards were not allowed to tell them what was happening. She received letters from her
01:10:41.640 beloved father-in-law, which raised her spirits because he was working tirelessly behind the
01:10:46.760 scenes to free her, calling in every favor he had. Um, he sent messages every hour to check on her
01:10:52.280 and that's letters. This is just not phones. He also tried to bribe. Um, so the commune is the
01:10:59.540 name of the organization, the government at that time that put her in prison. He tried to bribe
01:11:04.800 them, but they refused to let her out. And then I couldn't find much more about this, but a
01:11:09.620 mysterious English man arrived, um, and who helped smuggle Pauline Tourzelle, one of the other women
01:11:16.360 out of prison. But, um, Lambeau was too recognizable to be able to escape without attracting more
01:11:22.140 notice, her famous blonde hair. And then 6 AM on September 3rd, five days before Lambeau's 43rd
01:11:28.820 birthday. Six armed jailers entered her cell, asked their names, and then left. She was frightened
01:11:35.880 and suspicious, so Lembell climbed onto a ledge to peer out. There's just like a little tiny window
01:11:39.940 really high up to see what was going on inside, and she saw that there was like a scary mob
01:11:44.080 outside calling for justice. Someone from the mob through this tiny window recognized her,
01:11:48.700 I guess her blonde hair, and through a rock that actually hit her cheek at the window.
01:11:52.740 11 a.m., a jailer forced them out of their cell. They were brought into a courtyard to wait with
01:11:56.820 other frightened prisoners alongside shabbily dressed drunken men. What was happening is this
01:12:02.200 is called the September Massacres. This is when a mob broke into a bunch of prisons and killed a
01:12:09.040 bunch of prisoners. That is what this is. So Lambelle and the governess, her friend, Madame de
01:12:14.620 Tourzel, found a quiet spot. Tourzel, who survived, later wrote, we clasped each other's hands and I
01:12:20.020 can state positively that Lambelle displayed much courage and presence of mind, replying without
01:12:24.320 hesitation to all the questions put by the monsters who joined us for the sole purpose of
01:12:28.460 contemplating their victims before leading them to death. So what was happening at this prison,
01:12:34.160 La Force prison, is that just a bunch of mob people had declared themselves a tribunal and
01:12:39.860 then each prisoner was brought before the tribunal and then the tribunal would decide if they would
01:12:43.340 live or die. And this is not a guillotine situation. This is a situation where if the
01:12:48.200 tribunal decided that you would die, then you were just thrown out into this courtyard where the mob
01:12:52.880 itself would kill you maybe they had weapons maybe they would just like kick you you'd be
01:12:59.660 torn limb from limb this is not this is not the paris revolutionary government doing stuff this 0.99
01:13:07.880 is like mob purge shit so the prisoners were just like what is even happening um so word spread that 0.97
01:13:15.700 if they wanted to survive in order to not be murdered by the mob they had to avoid any sign 0.99
01:13:20.780 of loyalty to the king and queen. They had to get rid of any rings or medallions or tringets or
01:13:25.100 anything that might hint that they were loyal to the king and queen. Lembal, so her, the other
01:13:29.200 woman, Pauline de Torzell, managed to escape. I think the same secret English man showed up.
01:13:34.000 Who is that? The Scarlet Pimpernel? I'm not sure. But Lembal is taken off to be questioned by the
01:13:39.020 quote unquote tribunal. It was six men and they ordered her to swear that she loves liberty,
01:13:43.840 inequality, and that she hates all kings and queens. Her father-in-law, who's just like,
01:13:48.840 again, like he's doing everything he can. Somehow there's a person in the room who had been sent by
01:13:52.940 the father-in-law or who the father-in-law had told what to say. And so this guy whispered to
01:13:56.760 her that she should denounce the royal family, like say you don't like the royal family. But
01:14:00.920 instead, Lambelle replied, I have nothing to answer. Whether I die sooner or later is a matter
01:14:05.120 of indifference. To me, I have made the sacrifice of my life. And so the tribunal announced, let
01:14:10.660 madame be set at liberty, which mean Lambelle thought that meant she was being freed, but
01:14:15.380 actually set at liberty means you were going to be killed. As she headed to the door, her father-in-law's
01:14:20.660 emissary whispered, like, say, vive la nation, and you might be saved. But she did not say this.
01:14:25.860 And so Princess Lambelle stepped out into the courtyard where she saw piles of naked and
01:14:32.440 mutilated corpses, limbs, because this was the result of the death sentence being carried out
01:14:38.800 by the mob. And soon she was one of their other victims. One of the killers, one of the mob people
01:14:45.820 who was tried years later, described her as a little lady dressed in white, standing for a
01:14:50.440 moment alone before the mob fell upon her. So her legacy, Marie Antoinette's daughter recalled that
01:14:57.980 when Marie Antoinette heard about the death of Princess of Lembel, quote, my unhappy mother did
01:15:02.300 not even try to sleep. We listened to her sobs. Louis XVI said a prayer to Lembel's soul. So her
01:15:08.240 father-in-law's agents had been told if any harm came to her, they were to follow her body to
01:15:13.080 ensure that it's a proper burial. So these men, the father-in-law's agents infiltrated the mob.
01:15:18.020 They saw she was killed by the mob. I'm not going to get into detail, but her head was chopped off.
01:15:23.220 And so they saw her head was put on a pike to be paraded around because she was such a famous 0.98
01:15:27.260 person, her famous blonde hair and stuff. So these men followed the people, the pike bearers, 1.00
01:15:33.540 They went to like an ale house and what they were doing with the head is they wanted to take the head back to Hillary's palace to like on the pike. 1.00
01:15:40.820 So the Marie Antoinette would see it because they're like, kiss your lesbian lover's head or whatever. 0.93
01:15:45.280 But the people carrying the head on the pike stopped at an ale house because they were thirsty because it's hot. 0.93
01:15:50.380 And so the agents of the father-in-law got these guys drunk and then grabbed the head and then took the head. 0.89
01:15:57.680 And they were able to provide a proper burial for the head.
01:16:01.240 allegedly in the cemetery of the hospital des enfants de la patrie in paris the day she died
01:16:09.540 um like this day that the mob killed her the news reached her father-in-law's valet who hoped that
01:16:16.040 it was just a rumor or gossip and not true and so he didn't tell the father-in-law but a few days
01:16:20.520 later a letter arrived from paris confirming the news and the valet was still just like he can't
01:16:24.740 take it he's he loves her so much he worked so hard to try and help her so the valet didn't tell
01:16:28.780 the father, but he did tell Lambelle's sister-in-law. The sister-in-law was then tasked
01:16:33.420 with telling the father-in-law about the death. So she got his whole staff to dress in mourning
01:16:37.700 clothes and the eldest stood around his bed waiting, like their eyes were red, they were
01:16:41.540 crying. And then the father-in-law woke up and saw them and they didn't need to say anything.
01:16:45.620 He knew it was obvious what their news was. He never recovered from losing her. He later said,
01:16:51.260 quote, I think I always hear her. I always think I see her sitting near the window in the little
01:16:55.640 study where she used to sit from morning till night working for the poor. And this is the angel
01:17:00.580 they have torn to pieces. So her death, as I mentioned, was one of what became known as the
01:17:06.920 September massacres from September 2nd to September 7th, 1792. And these September massacres
01:17:12.480 sparked an upsurge in murder and mayhem in Paris. Corpses just lay on the street and became so
01:17:19.700 common that people walked over them without a second thought. So in terms of in media,
01:17:25.720 when there's a Marie Antoinette movie, there's often a Princess de Lambelle character. So she
01:17:30.000 was played by Mary Nighy in the 2006 film Marie Antoinette by Sophia Coppola. She's in the TV
01:17:37.520 series Marie Antoinette played by Jasmine Blackborough. And also she's mentioned in the 1905
01:17:43.620 children's book, A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett. The main character, Sarah,
01:17:48.600 is fascinated by the French Revolution and recounts what happened to the Princess de
01:17:53.180 Lambal, her death to her friend. And that is the saga of the Princess de Lambal. As I often do on
01:18:02.120 this podcast, when we do a biographical episode, I'm going to score her in four categories and
01:18:07.120 then see where that lands her on our Fredegand Memorial Scandaliciousness scale. So in terms of
01:18:12.460 scandalousness, it's tricky, like the same as when we were scoring Gabrielle de Polignac. She was such
01:18:18.120 an upstanding person just like doing charity whatever it's like even the stuff she did like
01:18:24.760 people thought she was scandalous you know all the pamphlets and things but like nothing i 0.99
01:18:28.760 i'm going to give her a one for scandalousness and that's because 1.00
01:18:33.440 of when she was in the tuileries palace she was like working so diligently to help the royal family 1.00
01:18:38.880 and that would have been seen as scandalous by the revolutionary forces if they knew that she
01:18:42.480 did that and that's kind of ostensibly the reason why she was killed scheminess i don't like you
01:18:47.860 know she did what she needed to do but she was not about schemes like when she you know she was 0.99
01:18:54.780 out of her depth being the superintendent of the household all she wanted to do was just like work 1.00
01:18:59.480 for the poor if only she had been allowed to become a nun in the first place she would have 1.00
01:19:02.860 maybe lived a much longer life like she did have scheming us towards the end again like trying to
01:19:07.780 wrestle up support for marie antoinette and i respect that i support that but that doesn't
01:19:11.820 i'm going to be benevolent like she would be and give her a three for scheminess entirely just for 0.55
01:19:16.740 that stuff because the whole rest of her life was just like, that's not her vibe. And there's
01:19:20.060 nothing wrong with that. But she did do those schemes towards the end. Her significance. 1.00
01:19:25.200 She, I mean, she's, she's an indelible part of the Marie Antoinette saga. She's always in the
01:19:30.080 movies. Um, I don't, she was always advising Marie Antoinette to just like chill out and not be 0.75
01:19:37.900 like people hate you, maybe better. Like her influence was good. Like, I don't think that
01:19:43.580 she led to Marie Antoinette's downfall.
01:19:45.700 Her significance, like her charitable work,
01:19:47.480 you know, I would think that there's, you know,
01:19:48.720 ripple effects of that later on.
01:19:50.100 Maybe some people were able to thrive
01:19:52.020 who weren't otherwise.
01:19:53.460 I mean, she was so significant in the time.
01:19:54.820 Like she was so famous that people were like, 0.99
01:19:56.660 kill her, put her head on a pike. 1.00
01:19:58.840 She's so famous, people will know it's her. 1.00
01:20:00.860 Like she was so famous then.
01:20:02.240 But again, I feel like her actions didn't really,
01:20:05.040 like with Gabrielle got a bit more of a score on this
01:20:07.200 because her actions like kind of led, 1.00
01:20:11.060 sort of made things worse for Marie Antoinette,
01:20:12.560 but Lambelle was only ever helping.
01:20:14.420 I'm going to say like a three,
01:20:15.860 a three for significance
01:20:16.640 just because she was so famous at the time.
01:20:18.800 And that's why she was killed.
01:20:19.620 The sexism bonus is where we give points 0.71
01:20:21.340 for people who were the patriarchy got in their way
01:20:24.060 and maybe they could have done more without it. 1.00
01:20:26.380 And like she had to marry this fuck boy, 1.00
01:20:29.060 but he died right away. 1.00
01:20:30.220 So that didn't really get in her way too much.
01:20:32.800 I don't, of all the things that happened to her,
01:20:36.200 I don't think sexism was ever really an issue in her life,
01:20:40.120 but it was in her death
01:20:42.560 because people hated her because she was a woman. She was a royal favorite. There was all these
01:20:46.900 rumors about like her, like nymphomania and stuff. So like that's there, but I feel like that's still
01:20:51.520 not a lot. I'm going to give her a two. This is going to be such a low score. Um, I usually need
01:20:55.800 a calculator, but I can just do this in my head. Nine. Her score is nine, which is the second lowest
01:21:01.740 score of anyone ever. The closest people who she's closest to are, um, Madame du Barry, who we talked
01:21:08.820 about before, she has a 15. And then Queen Charlotte, who is a queen at this time in 0.82
01:21:13.660 England has a one, but like Lambelle, like she's just, she's just a sweet little basic,
01:21:21.340 nice little person. Like there's just on my scale, my scale does not reward people like that. But I
01:21:26.920 think being towards the bottom is, is my gift to her because she was too good for this world.
01:21:33.000 What do they call her? The angel of Versailles or whatever. Anyway, thank you for listening to 0.71
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