Vulgar History - June 17, 2026


Queen Zenobia vs The Roman Empire

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00:00:00.000 so hello and welcome to vulgar history feminist women's history comedy podcast my name is ann
00:00:15.580 foster and today we're talking about a queen from the ancient world queen zenobia and because it's
00:00:22.280 the ancient world and that's not particularly my area of expertise i brought in a very special guest
00:00:27.340 who long-time listeners will remember from her annual appearances, I guess.
00:00:33.360 It really blows the year you come on.
00:00:34.980 It's Gina Berry.
00:00:36.000 Welcome, Gina.
00:00:37.040 Thank you for having me.
00:00:38.200 I appreciate it.
00:00:39.340 World-famous author.
00:00:41.340 I mean, thank you.
00:00:44.860 And you're such a popular guest.
00:00:46.840 People are always asking when you're coming on again.
00:00:49.460 So actually, I'm going to just tease this because we're not going to announce this until
00:00:52.600 the end of the episode.
00:00:53.360 But Gina and I have some exciting news about how you can hear more.
00:00:57.340 me and Gina in another project. But we'll, you know, listen, set aside your afternoon, people.
00:01:04.780 If you're not, if you're not familiar with the episodes that Gina and I do together,
00:01:08.440 like this is going to be a couple hours at least. But your reward, your reward is like,
00:01:13.820 you get to hear us having a nice time. And at the very end, we're going to have a very exciting
00:01:17.460 announcement. So stay tuned. So Gina, for people who don't know who you are, actually, I was trying
00:01:26.440 to remember the episodes you've done before. I started inviting you on the show when I was doing
00:01:30.060 the ancient world topics, just because instead of me messaging you and being like, Gina, can you
00:01:34.120 explain this to me? I'm like, why does it, why don't we just get Gina on the episode to explain
00:01:37.680 it to everybody? So like you've been on, we've talked about Nefertiti. You came up for the
00:01:41.900 Hatshepsut episode. We did an episode just about what was life like for Roman women in the Roman
00:01:47.040 empire. We talked about Olivia. You came in and gave your thoughts about Cleopatra. So kind of
00:01:51.980 all the major female figures of the ancient world.
00:01:55.500 All the interesting ones, yes.
00:01:57.920 All the ones we know about, frankly.
00:02:00.840 Yes.
00:02:01.240 And, you know, it's very funny that you say that
00:02:03.840 because I was thinking just the other day,
00:02:06.000 how many women existed in history 0.69
00:02:08.460 that did some amazing things that we don't know about 1.00
00:02:12.820 because either people just didn't take the time to record it
00:02:16.860 or someone found it and was like, 1.00
00:02:18.840 oh, hell no, we can't let a woman 1.00
00:02:20.540 get any kind of credit for anything and they destroyed it. There's just probably masses of 1.00
00:02:25.940 women that did things that we would still be in awe over thousands of years later that we'll just 1.00
00:02:31.900 never know about. And that is really unfortunate. It is true. And the women, I was thinking about
00:02:37.280 this as well. There's, well, I'll just tell everybody now. There's an episode of this
00:02:41.020 podcast coming up in a bit where I'm talking with an author named Kate Williams, who wrote a book
00:02:44.580 called Regina, which is a history of the world through female monarchs. And part of what she says
00:02:49.260 in that book is she's talking about how, yes, this is a book about queens and queens are kind
00:02:53.960 of overrepresented in historical biography, but it's like, often those are the only women you
00:02:59.620 know about from an ancient culture. And that's because they can't avoid writing about them
00:03:03.920 because they were the queen. So what she talks about in her book a bit is like, well, if the
00:03:09.740 only women we know about are the queen, but what can we discern from that about what the role of
00:03:13.620 women was like generally in a culture based on how they treated their queen? So yes, we're talking
00:03:19.020 about a queen today, but I think there's going to be so much about this story will kind of give us
00:03:23.320 hints as to what was happening in a broader context for other women. Right, exactly. And
00:03:29.460 if you think about it, in those times, every woman knew the patriarchy ruled. And that was enough to 1.00
00:03:41.320 scare 99% of them into being subservient. They didn't want to go against the grain. They didn't
00:03:48.100 want to upset the men because if they did, they knew there were going to be consequences. 1.00
00:03:53.740 Then you have these handful of women that we know about that handed these men their ass on a regular 1.00
00:03:59.440 and they knew what the consequences would be, but they didn't care. They had the courage enough to 0.99
00:04:05.840 do the things that they did, knowing it probably wasn't going to end well, but they were going to
00:04:10.540 do it anyways because they felt like it was something they needed to do. And you have to
00:04:15.680 commend the courage of these women and these various civilizations that rose up and said no
00:04:21.860 more and did what they did those are the women that we really truly know about but just think
00:04:26.960 about how many women were actually helping those women in the background that they weren't you know
00:04:31.960 at the forefront and be like okay here i am look at me they were still kind of doing some little
00:04:36.240 shady shit in the background trying to help these women get further along with whatever their crusade 0.61
00:04:41.160 was. And so a shout out for me to all these women that did these amazing things, all the women that 0.99
00:04:48.160 were in the background and did these amazing things, because that took courage beyond belief.
00:04:52.040 I'm not sure if I would. I mean, I have a bad attitude and I'll go against the grain in a
00:04:57.860 heartbeat, but I'm not sure if I would have had courage enough to do it back then when I knew
00:05:01.640 what the end result was going to be. Well, unlike the end result and the consequences in these
00:05:06.100 in these ancient cultures, often for women who step out of line is going to be execution. It's 0.69
00:05:11.500 going to be, it's not just like, oh, you're going to be looked down upon by society. It's like, no,
00:05:16.280 you will be potentially executed if you step out of line. At the very least tortured.
00:05:22.620 And probably both. Because that's just the way it went for women that was considered to step out 1.00
00:05:29.180 of line. And I just, you know, I, like I said, hats off to them because I love reading about
00:05:35.540 the ones that went against what the patriarchy told them they needed to do because that's i mean
00:05:41.420 why did they have to submit they didn't you know so go for it well and this is so queen zenobia
00:05:48.820 she's not at the exact same well she's not at the exact same time as cleopatra we'll talk about this
00:05:53.160 in a bit like she claimed to be descended from cleopatra but there's a similar sort of thing
00:05:58.460 with with her zenobia with cleopatra and with bodica who was the warrior queen in great britain 1.00
00:06:04.400 because these are three women who led armies and stood up against Rome.
00:06:08.760 And we've talked in our previous episode about how Rome was such a patriarchal society 0.54
00:06:12.200 and women were so sidelined. 0.67
00:06:14.920 So to Romans to see a woman leading an army,
00:06:17.940 a woman having like the faith of her people,
00:06:20.260 like that was just, you couldn't bother them more 1.00
00:06:23.900 than to raise an army with a woman at the head of it.
00:06:27.140 And like these three were kind of like,
00:06:29.760 we kind of know their names because they went up against Rome.
00:06:32.260 And Rome was just like, what is happening? A woman leading an army? Like, that's just like doubly making them angry because Rome was such a patriarchal culture and these other places weren't necessarily. 0.96
00:06:43.920 Mm-hmm. And, you know, there are civilizations that existed where the matriarchy was in charge, but you don't hear a lot about those because, you know, to the victors go the spoils. 0.98
00:06:58.540 The people that conquered the most were the ones that were going to write the histories that ended up lasting. 0.97
00:07:03.820 So you don't hear about those as much. You only hear about the patriarchy.
00:07:06.980 And Rome was probably the epitome of patriarchy when it came to any ancient civilization.
00:07:14.620 There was no way around that one. 0.92
00:07:16.780 It was always going to be men, and women served a purpose. 1.00
00:07:20.940 They had kids, and they took care of the households. 0.91
00:07:24.680 I think the only reason why women continued to exist is because men realized there was no other way to keep the bloodline going. 0.98
00:07:31.480 You have to have women. 0.86
00:07:32.700 So they kept women around for just one thing and one thing only. 0.92
00:07:35.860 otherwise they serve absolutely no purpose to men and that's sad because we're just so much smarter
00:07:41.840 I mean cuter more fun um yeah I was just thinking too like the thing with Rome and the Roman Empire
00:07:51.040 which lasted for such a long time part of part of why it's still thought of today is like oh wow
00:07:57.420 the Roman Empire and we broke this down in a previous episode we did listeners listen to the
00:08:01.100 one about women in the roman empire but they when they lost they wouldn't let anybody know that it 0.71
00:08:06.700 happened like rome just like really advertised when they did well but they had battles that
00:08:11.540 they lost it's just like they just don't talk about it to make it sound and especially if they
00:08:15.460 lost a battle against a woman exactly because that would just come to question the entire
00:08:20.680 basis of their society like they don't know yeah and you know it's just it was always the
00:08:27.560 the propaganda machine with them and in everything because you know if you think about it
00:08:35.260 people didn't really they weren't in general people weren't privy to what actually was happening
00:08:41.240 so all they could go by was what they were being told and if you were told Rome always won if you 0.98
00:08:48.140 were told women ain't shit if you were told that it was a man they were fighting against instead 0.99
00:08:53.160 a woman, if you were told all this stuff, how could you refute it? They had no way of knowing, 1.00
00:08:58.120 just like we talked about when we were talking about Nefertiti, I believe. The general populace
00:09:03.120 had no idea what the royal family looked like. They didn't have social media back then. They
00:09:09.460 weren't posting like, hey, here I am. We're going to have a royal bash tonight. It wasn't like that.
00:09:14.720 So the people that were tending the farms out, they had no idea what the royal family looked
00:09:19.940 like. When it came to Rome, you could announce whatever you wanted on the steps of the Senate,
00:09:25.600 and people only had that to go by. Now, I have to believe, and this is just me speculating because
00:09:33.220 this is how I would look at it, I have to believe there were plenty of women that called BS on a
00:09:39.640 regular on what they were being told because they were somewhat privy to what was actually happening. 0.99
00:09:45.320 so they would hear their husbands having conversations with other senators other
00:09:49.760 men of affluence in in the the city so they would kind of have an idea of yeah this isn't quite going
00:09:56.040 as good as they're telling the people it is but it's say anything because they're like you know
00:10:00.340 what ain't got nothing to do with me i'm i got the household to take care of i've got a party to plan
00:10:04.980 so but i i really truly believe there were plenty of women that would listen to what was being told
00:10:10.140 and be like yeah I know that ain't it but what could they do well and this is the thing too about
00:10:15.900 how the records come down and we're like listeners we're talking about Rome a lot because that's
00:10:20.100 that's who's an obvious goes up against in the story but I think also like today we're looking
00:10:24.080 at the records that Rome puts out like the records that were kept at that time and how their stories
00:10:28.860 and their legends were told but you're exactly right because like at the time they would be
00:10:34.020 telling people like oh we're doing amazing with these amazing military victories Rome is so great
00:10:37.900 i'm sure there are people in that time being like are they like you were saying but then now like
00:10:44.640 for the last whatever thousands of years like we have these records that are like rome is great
00:10:47.880 we're always victors like all we have are these records these like pr records so then you just
00:10:53.240 think like wow everyone back then must have believed them like no of course not like people
00:10:57.420 today don't believe headlines like we have eyes like we know that like groceries are expensive we
00:11:02.460 know that like gas prices are going up it's like you can tell us that it's the best economy ever
00:11:06.880 but like it's clearly not yeah my paycheck ain't saying it's the best so you know and it's just 1.00
00:11:13.840 like you know i'm pretty sure there are probably plenty of the plebs that were like we know this
00:11:18.820 isn't happening because i talked to so-and-so who's a trader with so-and-so and they told me
00:11:23.940 what was really happening where they got the goods that they just brought to rome and so i know what
00:11:28.960 they're saying up on the steps of the senate is some bullshit because i was told by this person 0.87
00:11:33.740 that knows this person that saw this person, that it's not going like that. So you know there 0.97
00:11:38.520 were people that knew the truth, but again, how could they refute it? Because it was just word
00:11:43.060 of mouth to a lot of the people that knew the truth. They weren't there. And how do you go up
00:11:47.660 against the Senate? You can't. So they just kept their mouths shut, kept their heads down, and just
00:11:52.760 did what they had to do to survive. And it's sad that maybe some of the things they might have
00:11:58.920 written didn't survive because you know like in egypt they find a little bit of graffiti and
00:12:04.420 scribblings here and there love the graffiti and you find a little bit of it in rome too
00:12:10.140 where they found it where brothels were and whatnot so it's really unfortunate some of
00:12:14.580 these other plebeians didn't have stuff that survived that really told a true picture of
00:12:19.280 what life was really like instead of what cicero wrote about the grand empire of rome you know so
00:12:26.140 i just want to say like send it like again like you like rome is like your thing like you've been
00:12:32.700 this for so long but i will say sometimes people ask me like what got you interested in history
00:12:37.100 and i always say pompey when i was like six or seven years old i had this like children's book
00:12:41.480 about pompey and i was obsessed with it i would like take my dolls and act out pompey and like
00:12:47.340 what do my parents get my parents and to be like hey watch this production i've made this product
00:12:50.900 and i would like act out the book because i just found so fascinating that the whole city was just
00:12:55.600 struck down in the middle of a day and what you can learn about what the everyday people were up
00:13:00.520 to because of it was all just crystallized and lava and I think that's always been my interest
00:13:05.620 in history is is exactly that just like what was it like for real people and I love in Pompeii like
00:13:10.240 they're still excavating stuff and like they're finding these brothels like people scratch the
00:13:14.120 walls just like you know Claudius ain't shit like people just like you know like people writing 0.86
00:13:18.800 exactly exactly what they are right now I'm just like this was just people and I love that instead 0.90
00:13:23.320 of like oh the great and grand roman empire so like from age six like i've just been like oh
00:13:28.820 yeah rome that was just kind of like it was just like everybody it was just normal people
00:13:32.800 and i love that it's just um at another point in time in life we'll get into other aspects of rome
00:13:40.700 that weren't quite as glorious and grand as they'd like to to say and it's not just with
00:13:46.880 Rome, it's with Greece, it's with Sparta, it's with all of them that, you know, whoever won the
00:13:53.600 most, whoever felt like they were the strongest, who was ever most empowered, that's what exists
00:13:58.840 for us to look at today. Everything else is kind of just speculation on some random ass stuff that
00:14:04.220 we might have found here and there. I prefer to pay more attention to the random stuff because
00:14:09.100 I think that gives a better tale. It's not sugar-coated. It's not, oh, look at me, I'm so
00:14:15.260 perfect i i like that random stuff but it's just so few and far between that you find that stuff
00:14:20.020 that kind of have to just come up with your own ideas well and this is where well in terms of
00:14:25.540 just what you were just saying like piecing together the random stuff because that's a lot
00:14:28.860 of what the research on xenobia is like there's not as much specific information about her as there
00:14:33.800 is about cleopatra for instance but also what you were saying before about you know like the
00:14:38.720 the senators might come out and now it's like rome is doing great our economy is so good and
00:14:42.740 everyone's at home being like is it but at this point so like zenobia she's born probably around
00:14:48.820 something like 240 common era so this is like the roman empire has been there for a minute it's like
00:14:54.200 been there for it's spread so wide so if you're talking about like the senators say this in rome
00:14:59.040 like are they going to hear that on the far edges of like their spreads this is the point where
00:15:04.860 like i think my understanding of the fall of the roman empire which is not great but what i know is
00:15:10.880 they just spread themselves too thin they couldn't stand top of things when they're like going into
00:15:15.840 like western europe they're going over into like eastern places like they're getting into like
00:15:21.120 around the mediterranean like it's just it's too much you can't stand top of it and you can't your
00:15:26.160 messaging which is like what you were saying like if they're announcing this at the senate they're
00:15:29.440 like okay send this to it takes weeks or months maybe to get to these other places to be like we
00:15:33.980 had a great victory it's like that was six months ago who cares like you can't exactly
00:15:39.520 You're in charge of everything when you're that spread out. And that's part of how Zenobia's story comes up. This is not like Rome at its height of excellence. This is Rome where it's spread thin.
00:15:49.800 Because even though, obviously, 240 Common Era is like years ago, it's still the third century.
00:15:58.720 It's still not B.C.
00:16:01.600 It's still not ancient, ancient.
00:16:03.240 So if you really think about it and you look at when the Roman Empire really did start falling, she's kind of right in the smack dab in the middle of when they really started to sort of fall apart.
00:16:19.100 And so I'm not saying that necessarily made it any easier for her because clearly it didn't, but it definitely took some of the difficulty away because Rome just wasn't at his height at that time.
00:16:32.640 Well, and if you're comparing her to the woman who she claims to have been her ancestor, Cleopatra, like Cleopatra's story is happening.
00:16:39.080 Well, now I forget. But when is that? Because that's not like...
00:16:42.420 Wasn't Julius Caesar killed, what was it, 44 BC?
00:16:47.200 yeah so like around 30 so this is like 30 bc so this is like 200 240 like 240 it's like 300 years
00:16:57.260 after cleopatra so when i'm thinking about like the roman empire that i think about like i claudius
00:17:02.320 my favorite tv show um or when you think about like i claudius like that's around the year
00:17:07.160 30 um ce i know because like jesus kind of shows up sort of but when i think about the roman empire
00:17:14.520 i'm thinking about that kind of like zero like from like 50 bc to like 50 ce is kind of the time
00:17:19.540 period this is 200 years later like that's the distant history like that's for us what that's
00:17:26.300 like the 1800s like it's a long time ago yes and and that's the thing that yes they did start
00:17:33.640 spreading themselves thin but also there were the the people that they were fighting against
00:17:39.920 people they considered to be barbarians people that weren't barbarians they finally were like
00:17:44.100 you know what it's been this many years we're done with you we're we're not gonna just sit
00:17:52.020 back and act like we're scared of you anymore you know people started really fighting back
00:17:58.080 which kind of ties into xenobia but it just once people realized that they just weren't the might
00:18:04.040 that they used to be they started fighting back they had all their little infighting going on
00:18:09.200 in rome and they there was no way they were gonna last they just weren't and this is where i think
00:18:15.300 it's like if we can talk now about xenobia we'll talk in a bit about like who she was and where
00:18:20.160 she's born and stuff but like she claimed to be a descendant of cleopatra and that was partially
00:18:24.080 because in palmyra where she is modern-day syria they cleopatra was seen as a hero because she
00:18:31.960 stood up against the romans so during cleopatra's time and like listen back to our episode where we
00:18:36.480 talk about Cleopatra but like the Romans hated her they like they wrote about her as being this
00:18:42.080 like overly sexual like horrible villain like all the records of Cleopatra were just saying like she 0.96
00:18:48.760 like all she did was have sex with people and she was so trashy even though as we talked about in 0.98
00:18:52.980 that episode Cleopatra was so educated and such a good politician and such a good leader but it's 1.00
00:18:58.980 interesting that Rome was like Cleopatra was awful and then Zenobia is like actually she was
00:19:02.520 Like, she's so not beloved, but just respected and admired that she's like, if I claim that I'm descended from her, that'll make people respect me more.
00:19:10.360 So outside of Rome, what Cleopatra's legend is like is so interesting to me because she was so vilified within Rome itself.
00:19:17.340 Yeah. And I believe I read that, you know, there have been numerous plays written about her. There have been numerous movies and TV shows done about her that all done in the general area of where she was from that just clearly shows that she was not forgotten by her people in the surrounding areas.
00:19:40.440 she was important to them Cleopatra was important to them yeah she was kind of viewed as kind of a
00:19:47.480 interloper because you know she was a Ptolemy she wasn't a full-blood Egyptian but still she was
00:19:54.400 their queen and they had a certain level of respect for her it was the same with Zenobia is
00:20:00.040 she she'll never be forgotten they'll keep her name going because she was just that important
00:20:05.520 to them. And what she attempted, what she accomplished was important to them. And so
00:20:11.480 it really does depend on the area that a person is from on how they're going to be remembered.
00:20:21.800 You know, she was known by a number of different names, a Greek version, an Arabic version,
00:20:27.720 an Italian version. She was known in many different ways, but ultimately Zenobia kind of
00:20:34.600 flowed through on all of those interpretations of what her name could have been or how she would
00:20:41.400 have referred to herself. And so if you look at her lineage, Zenobia goes back further than just
00:20:48.660 her name. That's kind of like a name within the family a few generations back. So, I mean,
00:20:56.600 how are they not going to latch onto that? How are they not going to uplift that? Because
00:21:00.360 that is their history and they're proud of it yeah i think from what i've understand just from
00:21:06.260 what i'm reading like senobia herself it's um like in modern day syria like she's still she's
00:21:11.900 on like bank notes she's like so she's so respected um she's she's so famous in that
00:21:19.720 part of the world to the love to the extent that like cleopatra is so famous in egypt or
00:21:24.060 Marie Antoinette is in France.
00:21:25.520 It's like, this is our girl.
00:21:27.340 Like, remember her.
00:21:29.780 Exactly.
00:21:31.240 And I love that because if you left it up to every place else in the world,
00:21:36.940 she would have been forgotten by now.
00:21:39.380 Exactly.
00:21:39.940 I love that she was kind of honoring the memory of Cleopatra.
00:21:43.280 And then Syria continues to honor Zenobia.
00:21:46.120 And it's kind of like outside of what Rome wants you to remember. 0.52
00:21:50.080 Oh, yeah.
00:21:50.420 Like the people spread these stories, regardless of what Rome wants you to talk about. 0.98
00:21:55.600 Yeah, we'll screw them.
00:22:00.700 So, Zenobia, we don't know a lot about her early years. 0.96
00:22:05.380 Because unlike someone like Cleopatra, she was not born into a royal family.
00:22:08.920 We just know that she married into the royal family.
00:22:12.200 Yes.
00:22:12.520 And from what I've read, it wasn't necessarily a royal family at first. 0.84
00:22:17.700 um is sort of um through you know fighting and probably a lot of ass kissing he kind of was
00:22:26.800 bestowed her her husband was bestowed the favor of rome and think about it getting the favor of
00:22:33.500 rome that's kind of like if you were in the court of king henry the eighth and he bestowed some
00:22:39.340 favor on you i mean people clamored for that kind of stuff they would kill for that kind of thing
00:22:44.760 to get the favor of the ruling entity.
00:22:47.680 And so being given that favor by Rome
00:22:50.540 that elevated him above everybody else,
00:22:52.760 that gave him privileges that no one else had.
00:22:55.700 And so when she married into that,
00:22:58.620 I mean, as far as that goes,
00:23:00.700 she kind of hit the jackpot. 0.77
00:23:02.340 She's not going to get any higher than that.
00:23:04.840 In this time, in this place, yeah.
00:23:06.440 And you're right.
00:23:07.280 So like a good clarification, he's not king.
00:23:09.580 He's more just like in charge of the city.
00:23:11.840 So I don't know if it's like a governor
00:23:13.100 or if it's kind of like a mayor,
00:23:14.380 But he's kind of like Palmyra is this important place and he's in charge of it to some extent.
00:23:20.000 Yeah, it was a it was an eastern province of Rome.
00:23:22.980 And so in their eyes and in the way they handed out titles, he would have been like more of a governor.
00:23:31.100 But in in their native lands, in their native language, in their native way of doing things, he called himself king of kings.
00:23:39.660 and from what I understood Rome allowed that because that was just there within their own
00:23:48.300 little section of the world that he referred to himself that way he was still subservient to
00:23:53.440 Rome and he never tried to act like he was any higher up than them so they allowed him to go
00:23:59.180 ahead and have those titles because they didn't give a damn about those titles because he had
00:24:02.500 anything to do with them in Rome so he held basically two types of titles a local title
00:24:07.560 and a roman title and the local title he called himself king of kings and he his family was
00:24:14.080 royalty and so obviously if he's the king then she's naturally going to be crowned the queen
00:24:19.000 because that's his wife so and she was his second wife i also read i didn't know that until i was
00:24:25.340 reading but um it just it goes along with how they ruled their kingdoms internally and externally
00:24:34.040 and it was always
00:24:35.420 from what I understand of everything that I've ever
00:24:38.460 read is vastly different
00:24:40.300 on how they viewed themselves internally and externally
00:24:42.720 because you never wanted to
00:24:44.440 piss off Rome because Rome was mighty
00:24:46.560 and 0.85
00:24:48.380 we've been mentioning her husband so his name
00:24:50.560 is I'm going to take a real
00:24:52.420 swing here
00:24:53.080 Odianthus
00:24:56.840 it's good enough
00:24:58.500 for me
00:24:58.900 I couldn't tell you how to say it
00:25:02.200 I don't know, but that's just so we know, that's his name.
00:25:04.840 And this, I think it's also interesting that she's the second wife and she got married
00:25:07.740 probably when she was a teenager, maybe as young as 14.
00:25:11.100 So presumably this was some sort of either, she would have been from some sort of notable
00:25:16.960 family or something like, why would this King of Kings have chosen her?
00:25:20.020 But also her youth means probably she was married to be like a baby making machine, 0.93
00:25:25.360 like some young fertile. 0.98
00:25:27.120 Yeah, because from what I could find, he only had one son before her.
00:25:31.720 And that was never enough. You had to have the heir in the spare, at least, you know, if not more. So she absolutely was buried off to try to provide him more heirs because they always wanted to make sure that their throne was solid.
00:25:47.000 um but the funny thing about that is is i uh reading more in depth on how they did things
00:25:53.600 internally the the throne the crown wasn't a hereditary thing there so none of his sons were
00:26:02.560 guaranteed to come behind him um it was more of a whoever was the strongest kind of ended up taking
00:26:13.580 the throne and so i i get wanting to have as many sons as possible because they could fight to keep
00:26:20.180 the throne within the family but it was not an automatic hereditary thing and that's interesting
00:26:25.920 because not a lot of kingdoms worked that way well i was thinking yeah at first i'm like oh
00:26:31.680 that's good you know i kind of that i like that but i'm just like that's gonna no wonder not a
00:26:36.200 lot of kingdoms by that way because then it means every time the king dies there's going to be a
00:26:39.300 civil war like you want to have some sort of stability which is why it gets into like the
00:26:43.480 oldest son and that's why so many cultures do that i would imagine i yeah because who needs
00:26:49.440 that chaos every time someone dies because back then you never knew when someone was gonna die
00:26:53.740 you could live to be 80 or you could die at 20 you just you never knew and they would die from
00:26:59.100 some of the simplest things i mean didn't the dauphin die from a ear infection so no exactly
00:27:04.940 it's just like people yeah there's not it really depends about the medical knowledge or whatever
00:27:10.240 but there's so many plagues happening all the time so many epidemics and just like blood infections
00:27:15.860 like with all these wars exactly so I want to mention what we know a bit about what we can
00:27:23.420 piece together about her education and her she certainly seems to have been educated to some
00:27:29.940 extent so this was this tells us that this is a culture in which young women were given education
00:27:35.620 So apparently she was an accomplished writer.
00:27:38.080 She loved hunting.
00:27:39.060 She was fluent in Egyptian and Syrian, which would have been her native language.
00:27:42.620 She could also speak Greek and Latin.
00:27:44.840 And she was tutored by a distinguished philosopher.
00:27:48.020 So I appreciate this is giving me Cleopatra a little bit.
00:27:50.860 Just like learning the local language, learning other languages, like this sets you up in a way that not everybody would have been multilingual like this.
00:27:58.920 Like this means that she can communicate with lots of different people, which is going to be helpful.
00:28:03.440 Right.
00:28:03.560 and that was another thing in most societies they didn't allow the young ladies to learn this stuff
00:28:12.540 it was it was only the men well I'm sorry you guys were always so involved in other things
00:28:18.220 had you allowed these young ladies to learn this stuff and sort of at least have not necessarily
00:28:23.360 like the end negotiations but at least some sort of conversations with other people you probably
00:28:28.260 would have been so much better off but you were limiting yourself by not allowing them to learn it
00:28:32.540 and you were the only one that could do it well you can't be in two places at one time so either
00:28:37.740 you want to be on the center floor arguing about something petty or you want to be negotiating with
00:28:41.960 someone to get a better trade or something like that they they never they they didn't think things
00:28:47.220 through to the end they get to a certain point and they stop i did that with my kids all the time
00:28:52.240 you say you want to do something think that through to the end think all the way through
00:28:56.980 and then so you get to the end result what do you think that's going to be or what do you want that 1.00
00:29:00.760 to be and then adjust accordingly they never thought to the end so they that's why it's stupid 0.99
00:29:07.120 i'm sorry i'm not even on a tangent they're just stupid we're just saying to be clear the romans 0.96
00:29:12.220 is what you're talking about the romans because what i'm seeing in zenobia is like what we can 0.96
00:29:17.700 glean from what we know about her is like she was given this education so presumably other girls are
00:29:22.300 given this education so this is a an area in which this culture was thinking through to the end in a
00:29:28.380 way that the romans weren't like they were educating their young girls at least the upper
00:29:32.000 class young girls which rome was not up to and you know education is even to this day education
00:29:40.140 will take you a long way so you know they just by keeping them what they considered to be ignorant
00:29:47.240 you were just shooting yourself in the foot on that one but but you know whatever well and then 1.00
00:29:53.500 also this is where i think rome gets surprised whenever a woman like cleopatra or like xenobia
00:29:57.980 stands up against them they're like what women are intelligent like what but that's not how we
00:30:04.820 thought anything worked like it's it shocks them every time and we even talked about this when we 0.98
00:30:10.180 were talking about Cleopatra neither one of us believes that it was had anything to do with the
00:30:14.720 way she looked that intrigued Julius Caesar he was a very intellectual man everything we know
00:30:21.080 about him it was all about intellect with him and and planning and scheming and plotting and
00:30:27.220 she was smart and I think that that is really what truly intrigued him is he could have an
00:30:34.500 intellectual conversation with this young woman and he was probably like jaw on the ground the
00:30:40.120 whole time that she was able to keep the conversation going with him because it was
00:30:43.420 something he just wasn't used to so it was sort of a novelty to him to have this woman that he
00:30:48.840 could talk to that that he would never admit it was on the same level as him and I mean you're 1.00
00:30:57.140 stupidity was your downfall because you you you set yourself up for failure on that one because 1.00
00:31:03.740 you never allowed something like that to be commonplace in your world and it was such a 1.00
00:31:10.320 novelty to you that you got caught up in that and everything just started falling apart after that
00:31:14.460 but this is also it's interesting that xenobia i mean at this point we don't know a little about
00:31:19.400 her early life like later on is when she starts saying that she's descended from cleopatra
00:31:23.940 because that was a person who was admired in her part of the world.
00:31:28.220 So I would presume for the reasons you're saying,
00:31:30.180 like because Cleopatra was known to be intellectual and smart
00:31:33.140 and not like, oh, she was so sexy,
00:31:35.480 which is like how Rome kind of diminished her in their writings
00:31:38.280 to downplay how important and powerful she was.
00:31:43.060 But so that also gives a hint, I think, to me,
00:31:44.920 just about what this, in Palmyra, what it was like for a young woman,
00:31:48.740 like to idolize or to look up to Cleopatra,
00:31:51.280 someone who stood up against Rome and was really smart.
00:31:54.400 I think that's interesting.
00:31:56.280 If you have basically a role model like that,
00:31:59.820 you're gonna, if you grow up in a more affluent family,
00:32:04.300 you marry into an even more affluent family
00:32:06.680 and you have someone like that as a role model,
00:32:08.800 you start getting the same mentality that Hat got,
00:32:12.440 where it's inevitable for you to be
00:32:15.500 at a certain level in your life
00:32:17.500 because you don't see failure anywhere else.
00:32:20.340 You only see progression.
00:32:22.200 you only see I'm winning so if if that's what she was surrounded by and that's what she really
00:32:28.980 looked up to it's no wonder she ended up being what she ended up being no exactly and that was
00:32:35.000 that was such a memorable moment just I was remembering in in our episode about Hedge 0.91
00:32:38.980 episode I forget I said something like wow you know Hedge episode she saw the women around her
00:32:43.820 being successful and she saw what was possible and you were like no she saw it was inevitable
00:32:47.360 she saw and people are like put that on a t-shirt it's like it was such a wise thing you said but i
00:32:53.760 feel the same thing with xenobia like you just said it's like when you have these role models
00:32:58.080 and that's why i think it's important nowadays um for people to be revealing themselves as role
00:33:03.980 models for the next generation to see that people can achieve and can have this success because if
00:33:09.360 you don't see it then you just never think you can but when you see it enough then it becomes
00:33:14.040 inevitable yeah exactly and i think that's what i mean obviously and whom right to you know
00:33:22.560 judge anyone but she might have had ideas in her mind of how much further she wanted to go 1.00
00:33:29.820 she might have had ambitions that she didn't necessarily you know fertilize to anyone but
00:33:37.440 if she had any of those types of ambitions combine that with everything that she saw 1.00
00:33:42.760 she was going to end up being the xenobia that we were talking about 0.65
00:33:47.380 so if one of the reasons why she was married to this guy who he was she was maybe 14 he was maybe
00:33:54.700 35 and it does seem like she did have numerous children so we know for sure she had a son whose
00:34:00.240 name was the balithus that's another one i'm not going to attempt this anyway so he was she had a
00:34:08.080 son, probably two other sons, possibly some daughters. One source suggests that she had
00:34:13.000 seven children, potentially. We don't know exactly, but we do know that she was a mother as well.
00:34:20.740 So I'm just going to give a bit of background. So Palmyra, which is in modern day Syria.
00:34:26.240 At this point, it was a city of around 200,000 people, which in the ancient world, I feel like
00:34:33.100 that's about as big as a city can be really outside of rome yes outside of rome yeah so and
00:34:39.400 maybe some of egypt so one of the most significant trade hubs in the ancient world a stop for
00:34:44.040 merchants traveling between rome and the east it's right on the silk road which is the trade
00:34:49.400 route from east to west carrying silks from china and spices from india to europe so rome had
00:34:55.860 everything i just said it's like where it's located like its proximity to trade so rome
00:35:00.060 like Rome did like they seized it they they took control of the space because they wanted to have
00:35:05.940 a hand in all this trade and everything that was happening but if you think about this place
00:35:11.720 yeah they wanted it for the trade routes they because obviously that's going to make them money
00:35:16.620 but think about the actual area that it was they had everything that they needed to survive there
00:35:25.900 And one interesting fact that I read that their water source was an abundant spring, like it provided more than enough water for everything that everybody did.
00:35:37.800 That thing didn't completely dry up until 1994.
00:35:43.680 1994.
00:35:46.160 That's just a long ass time for this spring to be providing water.
00:35:51.020 So what are the main things that you need for a civilization to survive? You need food, you need water. They had the abundance of that. They technically didn't need Rome in any way, shape or form. They had trade. They had a decent sized army because the Persians were always trying to invade. So they had a decent sized army to protect themselves. They had food. They had water. They had everything they needed to survive without Rome.
00:36:21.020 Rome was just bigger than them.
00:36:22.780 That's why Rome was able to annex them.
00:36:24.680 Otherwise, they would have been perfectly fine without Rome.
00:36:27.560 Some of these smaller places probably allowed Rome to come in
00:36:30.580 because they felt that life would be a little bit better with the Romans.
00:36:34.140 Because, you know, Romans just kind of brought a level of civility with them
00:36:37.980 that some of these places may not have had.
00:36:40.720 Palmyra was not that person.
00:36:42.180 They had everything they needed.
00:36:46.020 They just didn't have the might that Rome had.
00:36:48.800 well and this is where i'm just looking at this part of the history so in 260 common era so so
00:36:57.080 the persians and rome were long-term enemies of each other there was this battle and xenobia's
00:37:02.380 husband king odianthus so he kind of had a choice to make it's like does he side with the persians
00:37:08.300 or does he side with the romans and he chooses to go to battle against the persians like he's
00:37:12.840 siding with rome so he kind of there's these two powerful groups and it just he just kind of needs
00:37:17.940 to side with one of them, because
00:37:19.360 their army, I guess, is not enough to
00:37:21.900 have a three-way
00:37:22.880 war. But out of this,
00:37:26.100 he regained all the territory of the Roman
00:37:27.900 Empire in this area that had been taken
00:37:29.840 by the Persians. And so 1.00
00:37:31.780 this is where he becomes
00:37:34.060 known as king.
00:37:35.960 So it's kind of like he's, but he's
00:37:37.880 still serving Rome. He's like a client king,
00:37:39.880 which is sort of what Cleopatra was in Egypt
00:37:41.800 too, right? Where it's like, you're the local king,
00:37:43.940 but like, Rome is still above you.
00:37:46.160 Like, you're serving Rome.
00:37:47.940 And as long as he didn't try to overstep with that title, Rome allowed it because they figured he's doing what we need him to do. 0.82
00:37:56.800 He's protecting our asset against the Persians and any other place that comes to try to conquer them. 0.70
00:38:02.860 So all of our assets are safe as long as he can call himself king, whatever he wants to.
00:38:08.160 As long as he doesn't put himself on coinage that contradicts what's really happening with Rome.
00:38:12.960 So they let him call himself whatever he wanted.
00:38:15.200 Because ultimately, it's kind of like I always say, you know, when your kids are little or young adults, they don't necessarily want to pay towards living in the house.
00:38:25.440 They don't want to pay towards the electric bill and the mortgage and all that.
00:38:28.800 And they just automatically know you live there, too.
00:38:32.100 You're not going to let the lights get cut off because you need the electricity, too.
00:38:36.220 It was kind of the same way with with Helmira.
00:38:39.380 They might not have liked what Rome was doing, but they lived there and they needed to protect themselves.
00:38:46.080 So they protected themselves against the Persians, which ultimately helped Rome because Rome didn't have to send anybody to fight the Persians.
00:38:53.680 They would do it for them. So it was kind of a win-win for Rome.
00:38:58.460 It was kind of a messed up situation for Palmyra, but they had to do what they had to do to survive.
00:39:03.660 And unfortunately, that was doing what Rome wanted them to do and fight against the Persians.
00:39:08.660 well and in terms of fighting against the persian stewardess want to know like again
00:39:12.300 so much of like we're just kind of like filling in the blanks of like what seems likely but we 1.00
00:39:16.740 do know later on xenobia spoiler is going to become a military leader so she almost definitely 0.99
00:39:21.580 was with her husband when he was going on military campaigns because she learned 0.98
00:39:25.540 how to do that really well somehow so presumably she was out there with him
00:39:29.900 yep like a true warrior queen and at the point where he became kind of king but under the romans
00:39:35.640 this makes her queen at this point but still under the romans yeah and as long as everything
00:39:41.980 looked to be under the romans the romans would let you be as long as they were getting their taxes
00:39:47.660 as long as they were they had their lands as long as they could stand there and boast
00:39:52.280 we are in charge they didn't care what you did and you mentioned coins before i love it's been
00:40:00.000 know a minute on this podcast since we've had i love when people in the ancient world just like
00:40:05.480 mint coins as like a pr move i love like coins like i'm gonna mint a coin and everyone's like
00:40:11.940 shocked oh my god what'd she put on the coin like i love i love a coin minting moment and there is
00:40:16.020 that so zenobia's husband odianthus um he minted coins with the roman emperor on one side um well
00:40:24.200 basically with just the roman emperor on one side so he's like see i'm totally like rome
00:40:28.060 that's what's on our coins don't worry about me like yes I call myself king of kings but not
00:40:32.780 really like I totally love Rome so he's just kind of minting these coins to just sort of make
00:40:37.760 himself seem like oh no I don't I'm not really in charge you guys don't worry about it all you
00:40:42.600 have to do is placate Rome honestly they yeah they you know depending on how far away you were
00:40:48.700 they didn't get that involved so as long as you looked like everything was on the level
00:40:55.740 he didn't care they had bigger fish to fry they didn't care because in the middle of all of this 0.77
00:41:01.740 they were still fighting the goths because the goths kind of you know threw down the gauntlet 0.66
00:41:06.840 was like you know we're done with this we're coming after you so who are you gonna fight
00:41:11.240 palmera who has a small army or the goths who were tearing into you i'm probably gonna focus
00:41:17.180 on the goths all right exactly and this is again where rome is like overly extended like they have
00:41:23.200 to fight this war here they have to fight this war here they have to fight this war here like
00:41:26.100 they're constantly because their borders what rome the lands that they had claimed were so
00:41:30.640 widespread like they're always at war so if they have this guy in palmyra who's like totally
00:41:34.420 don't worry about me i love rome like look at my coins like yeah exactly i did read one time though
00:41:42.760 that it was so bad that um they quote unquote forgot to send out tax collectors and other
00:41:51.260 military heads to double check to make sure everything was going the way they wanted it to
00:41:55.760 in Palmyra, which probably led to progression of how many more titles he started giving himself
00:42:03.420 because Rome wasn't paying as much attention. You know, if you haven't seen a tax collector in a
00:42:08.980 year, you're going to be like, oh, well, screw this. You know, I'm king of kings, you know?
00:42:14.620 Exactly. So he's, it's, he's got this kind of delicate balancing act he's doing, but that
00:42:19.260 comes to an end when he is murdered odianthus this is like on 267 268 um who murdered him
00:42:30.060 we don't know um perhaps it was the romans perhaps it was the persians just the way that
00:42:36.080 he's kind of like been playing both sides here i guess three sides really where he's just kind
00:42:40.220 of trying to placate everybody that just rubbed enough people the wrong way that he was killed
00:42:44.920 There are rumors that Zenobia was maybe, I don't believe that.
00:42:48.640 I don't either.
00:42:49.260 And I read the reasoning behind why the person that wrote what I was reading, he gave his reasoning behind why he didn't think she was behind it.
00:42:57.560 And it makes total sense.
00:42:59.040 Her son, her oldest, so the one that she would have taking over, was like between 8 and 10 at the time.
00:43:06.260 Why would you kill him when you've got this child who can't really take over?
00:43:11.180 You would wait a little bit longer.
00:43:12.420 Let him get to at least maybe 15 or 16 before you execute a plot like that.
00:43:17.540 So it's just that right there alone.
00:43:19.920 It was enough for me to be like, yeah, I don't think she had anything to do with that.
00:43:24.420 No, exactly.
00:43:24.920 And she didn't need to.
00:43:27.900 Anyway, what happens is he's executed and somehow she's agreed upon as regent.
00:43:35.620 She's the wife of the king.
00:43:37.600 So then they kind of name her regent.
00:43:39.140 I presume her son, like, even though it's not the, you described, like, it's not necessarily
00:43:43.720 the hereditary thing, but I think just they're in the middle of a war. They're like, yeah,
00:43:47.600 let's, this eight-year-old will be the king, the new king of kings, this little boy, you know,
00:43:52.060 she'll be the regent, but she was really in control. Yeah. And I read also that no one went
00:43:58.060 against her. None of the other local heads of anything within the kingdom, no one in the
00:44:04.460 military. No one said, oh, no, I think so-and-so would be a better leader than her. No one went
00:44:10.940 against her. Everyone just accepted it. She had no opposition. And to me, that is amazing. Because
00:44:18.360 like I said, the son was only between eight and 10 years old. So it wasn't necessarily about him
00:44:23.880 to them because they knew he wouldn't technically be ruling. It would be her. So to be on that good
00:44:32.660 a standing with literally everyone like upon your husband's assassination where they could
00:44:38.700 maybe speculate that you did it but yet everyone was still on your side no one came against you
00:44:45.160 yeah that's that's no i don't i want her pr team because i'm sorry that that was a hell of an
00:44:52.200 accomplishment i think part of it too has to have been like behind the scenes like the the people
00:44:58.200 the influential people the powerful people she would have had relationships with them like she
00:45:02.640 She's been the queen here for a decade plus, like to the point where they all knew they could count on her, but they were all on her side.
00:45:09.180 Like she must have had such good relationships with everybody. 0.78
00:45:12.720 Like they assassinated her husband. 0.98
00:45:13.840 They could have assassinated her.
00:45:14.940 They didn't.
00:45:16.260 Yeah, because, I mean, she was right there with the army at the time that it happened, from what I understand.
00:45:21.500 And so if the army didn't like her, armies are the ones that put a lot of people on the throne over time, no matter what civilization was.
00:45:28.920 Armies put you on the throne.
00:45:30.380 and armies the army put a lot of the succeeding um emperors on the throne over the years so if 0.69
00:45:39.160 they didn't like her they could have just off the right there no one would have thought anything of
00:45:43.720 it and they could have put forth whoever they thought was better so clearly the army thought
00:45:48.120 if you've got the army behind you you've got everything honestly and they were behind her so
00:45:53.040 she I mean she just walked into it she wherever it was they were during that battle when she got
00:46:00.400 back she just walked right up and sat on the throne she had no one to stop her and it's amazing
00:46:06.720 like we never see that we never see this happening but I think this also speaks to this culture that
00:46:11.300 we still don't know a lot about just because of the records and who's studying it and whatever
00:46:15.840 but like this ancient Palmyra like again it has to have been a society where women were regarded
00:46:21.080 to such an extent that everyone was like oh we can't have a woman in charge like everyone's just
00:46:26.300 like no it's yeah she can be in church that's fine the fact that everyone was fine with it 0.62
00:46:29.840 means that that society must have been yeah and and she had proven herself in some way we don't
00:46:35.500 have any details of what she did throughout her life like when we were talking about Livia you
00:46:39.580 know she would go and she would give uh food to the poor and all that kind of stuff she she was
00:46:43.840 all out in society everyone saw her we don't have any record of what Zenobia did but she would have 1.00
00:46:48.040 had to have done a lot of good things a lot of positive things for everyone to be on board
00:46:54.540 instantly yeah this is such a defining moment for her like there's been so many in these women's
00:47:02.220 stories in the ancient world where we've talked about like cleopatra or hetch episode it's kind
00:47:06.420 of like how they came to power there's a lot of sort of like strategizing and like who there's
00:47:11.800 factions and not everyone supports it but xenobia you're right it's just like she walks right off
00:47:16.220 the battlefield sits on the throne and it's like okay let's go right and everyone's like great what
00:47:21.840 do you want us to do like it just it just all happens like i mean that's a shirt you need to
00:47:25.860 have you never sitting on a throne but like let's do this but what i love what i love about her so
00:47:33.800 like we talked about her education and stuff so she um initiated a court in palmyra of philosophers
00:47:41.180 and scholars she invited illustrious men to debate religious questions like she's starting up kind
00:47:46.140 of like a university sort of vibe where it's just like let's like education is obviously so important
00:47:51.860 to her and to this culture um and so she's just like inviting people in like let's talk about this
00:47:57.320 let's all let's have these debates um but most importantly she presented herself like as this
00:48:02.680 queen um and she unlike what her husband had been up to which potentially led to his death where he
00:48:08.280 was like oh yeah i'm chill with rome she's just like i'm against rome like we're gonna go like 0.98
00:48:12.980 rome don't fuck with us like we're going to war against rome and that's what she decides to do 0.75
00:48:17.760 yeah and another thing that i read about her too is and this goes along the lines with everyone 0.99
00:48:22.940 supporting her if if the if the people of whatever city whatever province had a problem with the
00:48:30.500 people that were in charge the governors prefects whoever if they had a problem with them they would
00:48:35.820 send in complaints to to rome and be like you need to replace them or you need to get them under
00:48:41.300 control whatever no one complained about her no one about anything so I mean I'm not saying she's
00:48:49.940 perfect I'm just saying that she seemed to know what she was doing because no one had a problem
00:48:56.260 with her no one complained about her everyone followed her I gotta know how she did it I mean
00:49:03.580 and come on I gotta know how she did it because imagine what I could have if I could convince
00:49:08.760 everyone of everything that I'm saying would be amazing but she really did she just she just
00:49:16.400 was in charge of everything and everyone was just cool with it and I don't know how you do that in
00:49:23.340 that time as a woman yeah one and I also think it's really interesting that one of the things
00:49:29.320 everyone was on board with was she was just like we're going against Rome we're going to break off
00:49:34.560 from rome and i don't know if it's just like everyone in palmyra had been so sick of being
00:49:38.860 under rome's thumb like when she decided to do that is that what won everybody over they're like
00:49:42.720 finally we have a leader who's gonna like cut us off from rome and everyone was just happy someone
00:49:47.320 was finally doing it and it happened to be her i don't know could be i mean that i'm sure that
00:49:52.280 probably played a big part in it because i mean if i get tired of something and someone comes along
00:49:57.060 and proves that they can take care of it i'm gonna let you take care of it so that probably
00:50:02.400 played a huge part in it then there's another major coin coin minting moment which i live for
00:50:09.160 so she ended the production of the coins with the roman emperor on which is like like this is her
00:50:14.680 she's like i'm serious about this and this is how like changing minting coins is a way to communicate
00:50:19.640 a message like beyond the borders of just like yes because everyone has currency everyone's
00:50:24.700 gonna see oh weird okay the coin doesn't have the roman emperor on like this is how you communicate
00:50:28.700 to your city like we're not part of Rome anymore like this in this time this is all you can do
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00:53:24.300 Meanwhile, the guy who had been the Roman Emperor, Gallienus, was assassinated.
00:53:29.920 Like, this is just what a tricky time to be a leader. 0.98
00:53:35.280 And you know, from everything I've ever seen about him, and you don't really see too much about him because he was a dork. 0.90
00:53:41.680 He just was not 0.94
00:53:43.240 He was not a strong man
00:53:45.340 He wasn't feared in any way
00:53:47.560 He was considered to be an extremely weak leader
00:53:50.340 And I've also
00:53:52.520 Kind of gleaned
00:53:54.400 A little bit that that's why 1.00
00:53:56.000 The Goths started attacking 1.00
00:53:58.400 The way they did
00:53:59.040 Because no one viewed him as
00:54:01.200 A challenge
00:54:03.560 And so for him to get murdered
00:54:06.520 I'm surprised he even lasted
00:54:08.460 As long as he did
00:54:09.280 If he was considered to be that weak
00:54:11.600 because they didn't put up with weakness
00:54:13.500 when it came to being in charge of Rome.
00:54:16.720 If you were weak in any way,
00:54:18.940 either your mama was going to have you taken out
00:54:21.060 or your cousin was going to have you taken out. 1.00
00:54:23.880 Someone was going to take you out.
00:54:26.340 You just didn't last long if you were weak.
00:54:29.460 And so he was weak.
00:54:31.360 And he was probably, they probably wouldn't admit it,
00:54:34.760 but he was probably an extreme turning point
00:54:36.700 in the Roman Empire.
00:54:39.140 When you had someone where everything was happening kind of all at one time, you were spread so thin, you had everyone fighting back and you were that weak.
00:54:46.980 That was probably an extreme turning point where everyone was like, you know what, we need to go ahead and start fighting against them because we might actually win now because they're they're kind of not not what they used to be.
00:54:59.320 Well, it's the ancient Roman version of just kind of like this is not the leader we need.
00:55:03.120 Like nowadays, you see like maybe a political party will force the leader to step down or something like that's not who we need to win this next campaign.
00:55:09.140 In ancient Rome, the version of that is just like, we need a strong military leader. 0.99
00:55:12.200 So let's just kill this guy. 1.00
00:55:16.400 But you do. 1.00
00:55:17.800 And that was the solution to everything back then.
00:55:20.480 If things weren't going the way you wanted it to, you just kind of killed the person and then moved on to the next one.
00:55:26.880 And I'm really thankful they don't do that anymore.
00:55:29.900 But I mean, it was effective, but it was a really messed up way.
00:55:34.220 because the next emperor is claudius ii also known as claudius gothicus and he's like
00:55:40.060 a warrior he's like a military commander he's he's a much more threatening enemy like it was
00:55:45.840 one thing for xenobia to be like yeah we're gonna break off from rome i'm minting my coins like
00:55:49.520 palmyra is its own thing when gallianus is the emperor but now when it's this guy claudius the
00:55:54.220 second yes and you know the funny thing about that is is i read in another passage that he
00:56:00.880 Obviously, he was a lot stronger. And there's speculation that she had already started fighting back when he was in charge, but they didn't want to admit that he had any kind of weakness.
00:56:14.580 So they pushed her back to the previous emperor. So to say, oh, yeah, well, he was weak. So that's why she started fighting back.
00:56:23.580 And then Claudius kind of started to initiate, you know, going against her, whereas some of the timing didn't really fit, whereas he actually allowed her to do some of the things that she was doing.
00:56:36.300 And no one wants to admit that because he didn't last very long either.
00:56:39.900 So, you know, how can you go against it?
00:56:42.880 But I don't know.
00:56:44.180 I mean, it depends on where his priorities were.
00:56:47.460 Was she a priority in a small province of theirs or was fighting off everybody else that was coming at you from every other section?
00:56:56.860 Probably them over her.
00:56:59.000 I don't know.
00:56:59.940 I obviously don't know exact timing of everything, but they tried to say that she made her move under the weak emperor, not the strong one.
00:57:06.800 But there's others that are saying, no, it was Claudius.
00:57:10.140 He just he he underestimated her and he paid for it.
00:57:15.180 And if you want to remember Claudius II as this great military commander, you can't show that she struck first when he was there. It just makes him look weaker. So it's like, let's just play around with this timeline a bit to make him seem a bit stronger.
00:57:28.900 I mean, it's all about, we can't prove it. They wrote whatever made them look good, like they always did. And this is what you end up with. I truly believe she was kind of making her moves under both of them. They just kept underestimating her and they ended up regretting it.
00:57:49.440 I have exciting news, Gina, which is a third coin minting moment.
00:57:53.000 next time i see you i'm gonna see a bunch of coins behind you i love a coin actually sidebar
00:58:03.260 so a couple months ago i went on a trip to england and i went to to bath but which is like
00:58:09.360 was the ancient roman um bath and there's these ruins you can visit and stuff and one of the
00:58:15.180 things they have and kind of their museum part is something happened well first of all there's
00:58:21.220 sort of like almost sort of a roman version of a wishing well where they just found here's all
00:58:25.180 the things that we found in this wishing well and i thought it's like was it a wishing well or it's
00:58:28.840 just people just drop things but then you see this stuff you're like oh no this is clearly like
00:58:32.300 people were like asking the gods for favors so there's like here's all the coins we found
00:58:36.760 and they're from all different reigns and eras you would love it i think to see like all the
00:58:41.220 different areas some of them some of them it's like these are actually like fake coins so it's
00:58:46.860 like with someone trying to impress like a girl to be like oh look at this i'm gonna throw this
00:58:50.780 coin in but it's actually just made of like aluminum or whatever it's like these are fake
00:58:54.380 like fraudulent coins i'm so super rich so that i can just throw away my coins
00:58:57.940 just like fake coins i'm like oh my gosh and then there was this one thing i'm not sure what
00:59:03.500 happened some something happened where there's just that they some archaeologists were digging
00:59:08.020 and they found like this big wad of just like coins all stuck together they'd all like because
00:59:13.720 of some weather event or something like they all melted together and like they can't be
00:59:17.820 but so it's like some stash it wasn't the wishing well it was like under a house or something it's
00:59:23.280 like somebody's like secret stash of coins but like what happened so it's just this wad of coins
00:59:28.320 and they're like we kind of looked at them and we looked and you can see like all the different
00:59:31.660 so there's like timelines of like when was this city in use how old were the coins people were
00:59:35.960 using if you're a coin fan go visit the robo boston path because there's some real coins
00:59:42.560 that's funny but you know that's the thing that's how that was the only way that anyone had any sort
00:59:50.720 of visual of who was in charge yeah because i mean and even it wasn't like an exact likeness
00:59:58.240 but that was the only way that a lot yeah that was the only way anyone could ever tell who was
01:00:04.040 in charge and they would always know if you've been carrying around coins too long because you'd
01:00:08.940 have the wrong person's face on your coins i mean that that was their propaganda back then was just
01:00:15.380 it was coinage because he didn't have he had no internet you had you didn't have newspapers you
01:00:21.940 didn't have anything else but the coins to spread the word on who was in charge well if you'll
01:00:28.820 recall the first coin moment was her husband was like here's a coin and it's got rome roman emperor
01:00:33.160 on it we're cool with rome then xenobia starts well then they start the coin with just her
01:00:36.780 husband's face and now she puts out a coin with just her son's face so this is like i think you
01:00:42.680 missed the coin you missed the coin because there was one if i remember correctly there was one that
01:00:47.200 had the emperor's face on it on one side and on the other side i think it was like a lion or
01:00:51.140 something and in their culture that represented the king and so he had basically he didn't have
01:00:58.280 his face on there so he could still say no you're in charge but representation within their society
01:01:05.260 the king they would all know what he meant exactly yep and that was his first step of being
01:01:11.040 trying to say that i'm i'm just as high up as you well and then you can see if you go from that sort
01:01:17.260 of like well here's just a line and then it's like her son's face is on the coin this is this
01:01:22.180 is making a huge statement being like this who's in charge here like local people not rome at all
01:01:28.840 so this is you know the word gets back to the romans claudius the second as you mentioned like
01:01:34.100 He does not live long.
01:01:35.400 He ends up dying of plague.
01:01:38.300 Of all the things to be taken out by, if you were that powerful of a man and you get taken out by the plague, that's just kind of like saying I got stung by a bee and I died.
01:01:47.480 I mean, it's just, yeah, it was some of these really powerful people got taken out by the smallest things that I mean, I'm not saying the plague was small, but honestly, you would not expect someone of his stature to be taken out by the plague of all things.
01:02:03.060 you think he would have been protected against that well you would because it's like you know
01:02:08.400 this is your your emperor this is supposed to be the most powerful person there is but this is like
01:02:13.200 the timing of it to be taken up by the plague in the midst of like he's overextended fighting all
01:02:17.460 these battles the goths versus everybody so he uh the heir to like the next emperor is going to be 0.94
01:02:23.880 his brother but this was contested because rome is just like a mess like nobody it's not like 0.97
01:02:29.200 zenobia the brother's not just going to slide in there and everyone's cool with it like it's always
01:02:33.140 a power vacuum with rome who's going to be in charge next it was never a clear cut that okay
01:02:40.520 they're next there was always some sort of contention there but this is where like zenobia
01:02:46.120 sees her chance like she finds out like there's this power vacuum there's kind of not unclear who
01:02:50.600 is the emperor of rome and so then she launches her attack on egypt so she had this is where she
01:02:58.020 leans into the like i'm the descendant of cleopatra so she had supporters in egypt egypt wanted to be
01:03:04.120 freed from rome and she's somebody else coming in and this is where i love this about her not just
01:03:09.960 that she claimed like i'm the descendant of cleopatra which she could have been cleopatra 0.90
01:03:13.640 had her daughter cleopatra selene who's married to the i forget it was a prince but anyway she
01:03:18.920 went off to juba she probably had children we don't know the lineage from there like
01:03:24.200 maybe xenobia was descended from her but she just claimed this connection to cleopatra
01:03:28.280 and the people in egypt had fond memories of her clearly because they were ready
01:03:32.400 to lay go to war with xenobia against rome and that's the thing she quote unquote took over
01:03:39.620 but she didn't have to massacre half of the population to do it she was somewhat welcomed
01:03:46.380 it wasn't it wasn't a complete takeover it wasn't it wasn't you i'm invading you and i'm
01:03:53.440 going to take all your stuff she came in she could speak egyptian that right there worked in her 0.84
01:03:59.100 favor like cleopatra yeah so they walk in and they're like we aren't gonna make you like our
01:04:06.160 subjects like to the point that rome did we're gonna work with you on this and let's combine
01:04:11.900 we've got shipping and trade you've got shipping and trade we can combine it and we can all be 0.78
01:04:17.760 rich come on get on board i mean i have no idea no doubt that she walked in like that and was like 0.97
01:04:22.940 playing out all the good things that could happen to them by being under her rule. Because I didn't 1.00
01:04:29.120 read anything that said that they had these long battles for her to conquer them. It wasn't a
01:04:34.620 conquer. It was kind of more of a just melding of two areas. Egypt was just like, come on in,
01:04:41.180 please. We're tired of Rome too. Make us some coins. Let's get this done. So she had her best 1.00
01:04:47.620 general is called Zabdas. So he comes into Egypt. He invades with 70,000 men. They overpower the 0.99
01:04:55.640 Romans. They took over Alexandria, left 5,000 troops behind. And then after a second battle 0.72
01:05:01.020 with Egypt's Roman governor, Egypt's Roman governor, Tenagino Probus, lost, he kills
01:05:08.920 himself, which is like what Roman generals do when they're dishonored. Yeah. So he dies. And
01:05:16.340 And all this means that Zenobia is now the queen of Egypt, the first queen of Egypt since Cleopatra.
01:05:22.560 And, you know, the funny thing is, is if you if you look at a map and you see how far away Egypt is from Palmyra, that is a long distance.
01:05:32.620 She had a good sized kingdom once she got a hold of Egypt.
01:05:37.560 She she commanded a vast amount of land. 1.00
01:05:41.200 that's gonna put up some red flags for the people that considered themselves to be the major land 1.00
01:05:47.900 owners of the world but the thing is if you can cover that much space as a woman in the third 0.69
01:05:56.640 century and you don't have anyone fighting against you besides the persians who were fighting against 0.53
01:06:03.060 pretty much everyone you're doing something right well and it's not just like it's such a
01:06:08.860 huge amount of land and it's like the best land it's like yes fertile the agriculture palmyra's
01:06:15.260 got the trade like the trade routes like these are like the two places you want like these are
01:06:19.620 the best two places to have and this is and that is again hats off i don't know how you do it but
01:06:28.560 she did it i think part of it too like she's got this guy zabdas who's like her most trusted
01:06:34.800 general like her people have her back and i think that's so huge and so clutch because even like
01:06:41.120 well cleopatra it's a very different story of cleopatra because every like but because they
01:06:45.860 were the ptolemies in egypt like they did the people of egypt didn't super support cleopatra
01:06:50.340 entirely because she was kind of an outsider but xenobia it's just like everyone like the generals
01:06:55.460 the armies and maybe this traces back to her with her husband being out there on the battlefield
01:07:00.340 but people respected her as like a warrior as a leader like yep i i just we never see this gina 0.79
01:07:07.540 in these stories of like all these men are just like hell yeah we will go to war and die for her 0.91
01:07:13.480 like that's never happens and because of that is the one of the main reasons why we don't have more
01:07:19.100 information on her because there was probably a boatload of information that did exist on her
01:07:25.600 And once these patriarchal men started reading it, they're like, oh, no, no, we can't know.
01:07:33.020 We can't let anyone know this happened because women might start getting ideas. 0.89
01:07:36.340 Exactly. So I'm fairly sure that there was stuff all over about her and every time that it was found. 0.56
01:07:44.400 Because, I mean, the Roman Empire still existed for quite a bit of time after her.
01:07:48.920 So I'm pretty sure anytime they came across anything, anywhere that they were, they just automatically destroyed it.
01:07:54.020 because it made them look bad.
01:07:55.920 And you can't make them look bad.
01:07:57.140 That was not accepted.
01:07:59.260 And this is where, like we talked at the beginning,
01:08:01.340 like the story of Zenobia is still so potent in Syria
01:08:04.160 and in these areas.
01:08:05.680 Like she's remembered, like even though Rome is like,
01:08:08.400 let's just not talk about it, like in Syria. 0.95
01:08:11.220 They wouldn't forget it. 0.98
01:08:13.080 And that sort of story continues.
01:08:15.120 That's that thing where you have the generational thing going on,
01:08:19.220 where you have grandma told the story,
01:08:21.440 grandpa told the story,
01:08:22.420 and then it just keeps going.
01:08:24.020 from generation to generation, that's how they kept her alive, is they revered her enough to
01:08:29.420 where that was a generational story, because there's nothing else out there that's going to
01:08:35.060 really show that she existed. There's a few bits and pieces here and there. That was all word of
01:08:39.300 mouth. That was all a generational story because they took pride in that. And that's another thing
01:08:44.960 you have to commend, is that they felt they respected her enough to keep that going to where
01:08:52.420 we could even know about her today because had they not done that we wouldn't know anything
01:08:55.720 about her they would have run across some artifact somewhere that had her name on and
01:09:00.000 they'd be like who the hell is this woman whatever and they'd move on they kept the
01:09:04.640 name going that's why anyone pays any attention to her now well and that's where i feel like if
01:09:09.820 they came across for instance a coin they'd be like oh wow this was the mother of the king okay
01:09:13.820 like they would know that she was basically the king yes he was eight yeah exactly so yeah it's
01:09:22.340 it's all about region for a lot of these different women that we know anything about i mean marie 0.91
01:09:28.820 told that you had no other choice but to really know about her because she she was involved in 0.98
01:09:34.420 everything but these women that weren't as involved in everything that took place long before that
01:09:40.740 that that was a choice that they made and they made the right choice because i'm glad i got to
01:09:45.900 know about her i love too that in terms of her and like connecting herself with the legacy of
01:09:50.860 cleopatra it's not just like she said like yeah i'm descended from her and again maybe she was
01:09:55.240 maybe she wasn't we don't know the family tree but she would like collect antiques did you come
01:10:01.820 across this like that allegedly like this one goblet belonged to cleopatra like she
01:10:05.480 presumably when she was in Egypt like she liked to have Cleopatra's things around her things that
01:10:11.260 she said or people claimed are Cleopatra's things because she was just like this is my
01:10:15.060 role model like this is my ancestor and like you know like someone who now today is like a fan of
01:10:21.940 whatever Princess Diana or something it's like I got this plate I have this teacup like you just
01:10:25.860 want to have these things around. She definitely she definitely wanted to emulate her as much as
01:10:30.940 she possibly could but I mean when you revere someone to that level and why not I mean what
01:10:38.000 else back then what else did you have to hold on to so you know and and that was quite a legacy
01:10:43.520 to to hold on to because everyone knew about Cleopatra whether they talked about her good
01:10:49.280 or bad everyone knew about Cleopatra so I mean why why not try to as closely align yourself with
01:10:57.640 much of what she did as possible that's what's so fascinating to me because rome for this whole
01:11:03.440 time had been writing about cleopatra as this horrible villain this like overly sexual woman 0.58
01:11:08.060 no woman in rome would have been like oh this is cleopatra's wine goblet but xenobia outside of
01:11:14.980 rome she was she was a hero to other people so that's what's interesting because i've always
01:11:20.260 come across the right like roman writings but cleopatra which are so anti yes that xenobia i
01:11:26.100 love that she was like celebrating this legacy it just shows that other people clearly would have
01:11:30.120 been too that everyone didn't hate cleopatra exactly and that was her in when it came to
01:11:37.640 going down to egypt um she she respected her she she held her in high regard enough to where the
01:11:47.440 the egyptians were like she respects our heritage she respects our way of life this can't be a bad
01:11:54.820 person to allow to come in and free us from the romans it just it you know it just it really all
01:12:01.140 worked in her favor i just love there's so much again like roman prop propaganda we still see
01:12:07.200 today but like they were great or whatever um but i love that there was so many people who hated the
01:12:12.240 romans back then and they just teamed up together to all hate like the egyptians the people from
01:12:16.800 palmyra everyone's just like oh we all hate rome let's work together like i love that they were
01:12:21.980 like everyone's bad guy yeah it's it's funny because they would they would view themselves 0.79
01:12:27.560 as everyone's savior as as everyone's we made you civilized and this and that and the other 0.99
01:12:35.340 whereas the world fucking hated you everyone in in any civilized society hated you i mean come on 0.96
01:12:46.620 you have to know this otherwise people wouldn't be fighting against you the way they are but yet 0.99
01:12:51.680 They kept going through life like everything came straight from the right hand of God on everything that they were doing.
01:12:58.840 And it's just like, how oblivious can you be to your reality?
01:13:04.040 They really walked around with rose-colored glasses on where they only see what they wanted to see.
01:13:09.260 They only wrote about what made them look good.
01:13:11.560 They only thought what made them feel better about themselves.
01:13:14.900 And we see how that worked out for you. 0.61
01:13:17.860 The next move we see Zenobia make is kind of similar to what her husband had done before,
01:13:23.160 where she kind of pretends to be subservient to the Romans, but she's not really. And that's
01:13:28.360 partially because she wants to continue the export of Egyptian grain to Rome. Like she needs to keep 0.95
01:13:33.000 this kind of trade partnership. So she, again, we have another coin moment. She puts out coins with
01:13:38.920 the emperor on one side and her son on the other side to be like, look, we work together. I'm
01:13:43.660 totally not in charge myself like we're we're a team um but it's it's again it's like pretended
01:13:50.940 deference like so she was able to kind of play keep Rome from invading her by pretending that
01:13:59.300 she was under their command but really she was not no and this is where people would say that
01:14:07.720 she was scheming and she was doing whatever because obviously you have to understand what
01:14:15.480 you have to do to survive. And she was really doing what she needed to do to survive. You had
01:14:20.600 to make them feel a certain way about themselves. Otherwise, they would stomp their feet and come
01:14:25.240 after you. So I don't think that it was necessarily she was scheming. I think she was not saying she
01:14:33.060 didn't have other ambitions. And like I said, I can't judge if you have that kind of power. Go
01:14:37.500 ahead, girl, get it all. But I really do believe that up until she just really started taking over
01:14:45.240 more territories, it was just all about just trying to play nice with Rome just so her country,
01:14:52.940 her kingdom, could have everything that they needed. And they were so self-sufficient that
01:14:58.320 they didn't need the Romans. So as long as they kept the Romans happy with paying their taxes and
01:15:02.720 putting his face on a coin and all that stuff they could continue to live the life that they
01:15:07.180 wanted to live and i think that was more important to her the the overall well-being and and life
01:15:14.440 that her subjects had i think that that drove everything that she did so we've got honestly i
01:15:22.580 didn't realize until we started doing this but like yet another coin based update so she she's
01:15:30.140 becoming like she's she's doing these coins are like her son on one side the roman emperor one
01:15:33.680 side but then eventually by 272 common era um she starts minting coins with just her son on them so
01:15:40.600 she's kind of signaling um kind of rebellion against rome but also kind of being like we
01:15:46.620 don't really need you rome the coins she added juno regina so like referring to herself as
01:15:53.500 kind of a roman goddess she issued a coin of herself on herself augusta which is the name
01:16:02.840 for the the empress so at this point the the roman emperor we've gone through so many but
01:16:10.180 now it's a guy called aurelian and so he was basically he's just like enough is enough like
01:16:18.280 i can't like maybe he didn't have other battles to fight or something but he was just like time
01:16:22.460 for me to take like these coins these coins are so much it always goes back to the coins
01:16:29.920 yeah well i don't know she's just like make she couldn't do press releases so she just did coins
01:16:34.940 and so he he says he's just like i can't take any more of these coins but also it's like on
01:16:39.680 these coins she's portraying herself as basically a goddess she's being like i am the supreme being
01:16:44.860 and it's like okay yeah that's a that's a step too far for them you're taking this a bit too far
01:16:50.300 exactly and so he um brings out his his soldiers are coming to uh so they're headed off for palmyra
01:16:59.520 and also for alexandria which as you described are like very far apart cities like this is where
01:17:04.800 it's kind of challenging that her her her lands are so spread apart eventually like the room when
01:17:10.880 the romans like decide to when they have enough troops they're not busy with other battles and
01:17:15.560 they can focus on it like they're so heavily regimented organized like these are like
01:17:20.140 you're hard pressed to beat them when they focus on you like this yeah exactly so cities surrendered
01:17:26.480 alexandria was captured egypt was reclaimed by rome zenobia withdrew her troops to defend
01:17:32.740 palmyra and syria um even though she knew she was outnumbered she continued to release coins
01:17:38.580 calling yourself augusta um as well as erecting statues of herself as augusta of rome the equal
01:17:46.680 of the emperor which is i love this for her i love that she's like fighting the battles and
01:17:53.160 she's like okay you fight the battle you make a statue you i need some new coins like we need to
01:17:58.160 have coins statues soldiers like but you know at that point when you find out that he's bringing 0.98
01:18:04.000 you know the the might of his army for you that's when she was kind of like fuck it i'm just gonna 0.73
01:18:10.840 do it all just i'm gonna i'm gonna go on a blaze of glory i want you to do all of this i mean and 0.90
01:18:18.920 honestly why not i mean because when you know that the roman army and the emperor are coming after
01:18:26.400 you you you might as well be picking out your plot in the cemetery because that's likely how
01:18:32.620 it's gonna end for the vast majority of you so that's why i mean it's out girl do it and do it
01:18:41.000 big because you know why not what do you have to lose i'm picturing like not just the statues and
01:18:47.840 the coins but the t-shirt that he suggested earlier it's like her on the throne being like
01:18:51.160 let's go or whatever i feel like she has those t-shirts she's everyone in palmyra wearing those
01:18:56.060 t-shirts yes absolutely so anyway like everyone is still behind her um but there is zabdas her
01:19:11.720 general meets aurelian there's this huge battle in may or june of the year 272 common era the
01:19:18.700 romans win a decisive victory so zenobia is just like okay okay what am i gonna do next and so
01:19:26.880 she declares that she's just like that's not what happened fake news
01:19:31.240 yes so she she found really what i meant like guess what we actually won so she found she
01:19:41.480 declared that the emperor aurelian had been captured she found a man who looked like him
01:19:45.620 and paraded him through the streets to say, like, I got the emperor, like, here he is.
01:19:52.420 Yes.
01:19:53.220 And this caused so much chaos that she and her troops were able to escape.
01:19:56.920 But think about it.
01:19:58.400 I mean, how smart do you have to be to come up with a plan like that?
01:20:04.840 And I've read where they tried to say that the scholar that she had with her, the Roman scholar,
01:20:09.840 that he was actually the one that was telling her all the things to do. 0.90
01:20:12.860 It wasn't actually her that came up with the ideas because, God forbid, a woman was smart. 0.98
01:20:18.540 But because Romans just didn't believe women could be smart. 0.69
01:20:22.140 And so to come up with a plan like that and then to execute it at the level that she did to where it confused everyone. 0.98
01:20:33.940 I mean that right there that that's probably why Rome hated her the most is because they she made 0.99
01:20:41.480 them look stupid and they absolutely couldn't have that but man oh man I wouldn't ever think 0.95
01:20:50.620 about doing something like that this is like when things like this happen on this podcast I just 1.00
01:20:55.320 started thinking them as it's like a Bugs Bunny ass plan it's like when it's like when Bugs Bunny
01:21:01.120 puts on a dress and he's like oh I'm a beautiful lady everyone's like oh look at that beautiful 0.71
01:21:04.260 lady it's like you put Bugs Bunny in a toga and they're like oh it's the emperor yes that's the
01:21:08.440 emperor like it's such a Bugs Bunny plan and it works it worked big time because she got up out
01:21:14.280 of there with no problems and it's just like really I mean she you don't even have to win
01:21:19.960 in battle you you accomplished something that I don't remember ever reading anyone else doing
01:21:25.680 in anything and it's just like yes that is why i love xenovia this is i love it i love these
01:21:33.080 unconventional goofy ass strategies but also like you were saying before like the average person on
01:21:38.820 the street didn't know what the emperor looked like didn't know what the king looked like so 0.87
01:21:41.920 i don't know what aurelius allegedly looked like but you don't really need to find a doppelganger
01:21:47.140 you just get some guy put a laurel crown on him and be like look it's the emperor like no one knows
01:21:52.020 what the emperor looks like and in that region you can pray around any white man you wanted to
01:21:57.220 and they'd be like oh okay that's him that's all she had to do exactly exactly i love it so
01:22:04.040 so they escape um aurelian the real aurelian who actually did win i love i love just the concept
01:22:11.320 of being like the romans won and she was just like no they didn't let's just tell everyone
01:22:15.980 they didn't win because like we were saying before like there's not newspapers there's not
01:22:19.900 the internet like you just spread rumors and then everyone believes it like yeah it's and rome it
01:22:25.980 happened so quickly after the defeat that rome didn't have time to spread the word that they
01:22:30.700 had won so you know you act quick enough you can dictate what everyone believes and that's exactly
01:22:37.140 what she did it's so smart it's so smart all the people who like worship julius caesar or napoleon
01:22:43.660 and they're like oh yeah these great men's like these great battle strategies it's like no xenobia
01:22:47.340 yeah like this is who you should be emulating so anyway obviously like they escape but then
01:22:54.500 Aurelion like chases after her because you know she's the leader of this army so they assemble
01:23:00.400 all the soldiers for battle Zabdas is there I love that he's I love it's the two Z names
01:23:05.100 Zenobia and Zabdas are like and he was like her right hand man he was like he was involved in
01:23:11.080 Everything, he was right there.
01:23:12.740 He was like on Game of Thrones with Daenerys.
01:23:16.920 Yeah.
01:23:17.060 And what's his name?
01:23:18.820 Always there, protecting her, fighting for her, dying for her.
01:23:23.200 That was him.
01:23:25.100 I love this relationship.
01:23:26.280 I respect that he's just like, this is my monarch.
01:23:29.140 This is my leader.
01:23:30.280 Like, I will, everything is for her.
01:23:32.740 Yep.
01:23:33.880 And so they, there is a battle. 0.74
01:23:37.680 The Romans, maybe taking a hint from her,
01:23:39.660 they pretend to retreat but then don't really come back and win yes and and you know that that 0.89
01:23:47.260 is actually an excellent strategy where because you start seeing your enemy running away what's
01:23:53.240 the first response you start chasing them you're not paying attention to anything else is happening
01:23:58.280 around you you don't see if anyone's hiding anywhere you just start chasing them and it's
01:24:04.280 been proven time and time again that it's not the best thing to do because you get up at the top of
01:24:08.900 the hill you see yet the army was waiting for you at the bottom of the hill and they come and 0.97
01:24:12.060 they squash you but they fell for it unfortunately unfortunately so yeah so rome wins this time she's
01:24:18.980 not able to spin that in a different way but this is this is where the story there's a bit of kind
01:24:24.880 of like unclear what actually happens to her after this but we know that she fled to palmyra um
01:24:32.560 aurelian blockaded palmyra apparently she wrote a letter like he demanded she surrender and she
01:24:39.700 allegedly wrote a letter i'm going to quote from it allegedly she wrote this you order my surrender
01:24:45.360 as though not knowing that cleopatra chose to perish while queen rather than live with any
01:24:49.540 other stature we do not lack persian aid which we now anticipate the saracens support us the 0.99
01:24:54.400 armenians support us syrian robbers have defeated your army aurelian so she's basically like fuck 0.99
01:25:00.940 you i'm not gonna surrender and i got people standing behind me ready to fight with me and 0.99
01:25:06.340 you know the funny thing is is she they as a kingdom must have never really faced a lot of
01:25:13.260 of people trying to take over because from what i understand they had no fortification
01:25:18.640 they didn't have big walls they didn't have anything that you would normally have around
01:25:24.720 a big city to protect you from invasion so that's what made it so easy for him to get in
01:25:30.680 because he there was nothing stopping him and you have to wonder why i mean was it really just that 0.98
01:25:37.700 tranquil in that kingdom to where she just didn't need it or was she arrogant and thinking that she
01:25:45.280 would never need it it's it's interesting to me that they had no fortification around around the
01:25:50.320 city yeah it's really it's a show of confidence on one level to just be like we got this but on
01:25:56.820 the other level it is kind of like oh it's too bad you didn't have any yeah it's a slight bit
01:26:02.160 of arrogance there because i mean back in those days you never knew who was going to come after
01:26:06.600 you and the persians were always showing up at your doorstep so i mean you should have had
01:26:12.060 something somewhere speaking of the persians so like you might think that the story is ending
01:26:18.740 but it's not like this is where in another story another emperor another queen like she would have 0.99
01:26:23.800 been captured by now but guess what she's still not so she writes this letter being like fuck 0.99
01:26:28.060 you i'm never going to surrender she escapes from the city on a camel with her son and her plan is 0.99
01:26:33.420 to reach the persian empire and ask for help for them because she knows the persians hate the romans
01:26:37.040 maybe they'll help her um i just love the visual of like this is this of course they escaped on a
01:26:42.640 camel like that's that's the animal that they have there but i'm just like there's something so extra
01:26:46.220 about escaping on a camel it just seems like so much cooler than escaping on a horse somehow i
01:26:51.420 yeah you know you're right because everyone always gets on a horse and dashes away a camel
01:26:58.460 only goes so fast i'm sorry and if you have two people on a camel it's probably not sprinting
01:27:05.120 it's not running it's just walking and if you've seen a camel walk they have this such leisurely 0.76
01:27:11.660 stride that they don't have a care in the world they're going to go at their own damn pace if 1.00
01:27:15.840 you like it they're going to spit in your face like you see them sometimes they just like sit 0.94
01:27:19.280 So she does briefly attempt to escape
01:27:24.980 from the city on a camel with her son
01:27:26.440 to reach the Persian Empire.
01:27:28.480 She arrived at a boat on the Euphrates,
01:27:30.860 but she and her son, Vabalathus,
01:27:32.900 who by now is an adult, I guess,
01:27:34.540 they were seized by Aurelian's men.
01:27:36.360 So she's brought back, put on trial for treachery
01:27:38.660 along with her son and her advisors.
01:27:41.140 The advisors were executed, 0.96
01:27:43.660 but she and Vabalathus were sentenced
01:27:46.240 to house arrest in Rome.
01:27:48.280 this is interesting that they did not execute her yes it's not typical because you know like
01:27:55.940 i had mentioned earlier if you go up against rome you know what the end result is going to be
01:28:00.160 you are going to die so i mean she got the anna cleave's treatment on that one she was sent to
01:28:06.680 a castle far away or villa for her and as long as you did what you were told you could live out the
01:28:15.400 rest of your life in pretty much peace and and from what i understand she wasn't and it wasn't
01:28:23.440 hurting for anything while she was there she yeah it's so interesting so one of the reasons
01:28:29.220 initially i think that she wasn't executed is because they wanted to do this thing we saw this
01:28:34.560 in the cleopatra story like what rome likes to do is take like we caught this person from another
01:28:38.840 place like we had this military victory and they like parade them they have the triumph yes and
01:28:44.500 Do you want to go into detail of what a triumph is?
01:28:47.060 Could you explain, please?
01:28:48.940 So a triumph is basically, well, we've seen someone attempt one here.
01:28:54.500 A triumph is basically a huge parade lauding yourself.
01:29:01.480 And it's really, if you've, you don't do it like on a weekly basis kind of thing.
01:29:07.320 This is only done if you've done something big.
01:29:10.460 If you've captured someone big, if you've invaded someplace big, it has to be a big, just like shifting event for you to have a triumph because it was huge and I'm sure it cost a lot of money.
01:29:23.380 You would have a lot of different street entertainers going, walking through the parade, doing like fire eating and all that kind of stuff.
01:29:31.680 You would have a lot of vendors selling stuff. It would just be a whole citywide gathering parade.
01:29:37.680 just i'm picturing like confetti and everything kind of thing but you would you would have a
01:29:44.000 wagon um usually a horse drawn but i think when they were really trying to make you look bad they
01:29:49.140 would actually use a mule and it would be carrying whoever it was they captured typically tied to a
01:29:57.320 post on on this wagon and you would parade them through the the people and show this person thought
01:30:06.500 they were better than Rome, but now we've got them tied up. From what I understand, she wasn't
01:30:12.300 on a wagon. She walked the parade. And I'm sure you read the same thing I did. She was wrapped in
01:30:19.180 golden chains and they were so heavy that it was difficult for her to walk. And she stumbled a
01:30:27.040 number of times because of the weight of these golden chains. Now, if you really think about it,
01:30:32.580 If something is pure gold and a solid gold, it's heavy. Gold is heavy when you have a big
01:30:38.580 amount of it. And if they had her wrapped in gold and chains, I don't know how that woman even stayed 1.00
01:30:43.000 on her feet because that would be so heavy. But they had her in the triumph parading her along 0.87
01:30:48.960 showing that she thought she was better than Rome and now here we got her in chains.
01:30:54.600 And that's what they did. That was Rome's way of trying to show everyone within their city walls
01:31:01.860 that they were still dominant and then word of mouth would get out there that this is what the
01:31:06.600 romans did to the person that went against them let's not do that because i don't want to end up
01:31:11.400 in their triumph so it was it was a whole pr thing good stuff within their city walls bad stuff
01:31:18.320 outside of the city walls to get people to fall online but this is where in terms of the triumph 1.00
01:31:25.240 like this is where it's sometimes uh whatever person they captured like a female ruler like 0.75
01:31:30.040 this or a male military like this is where someone's a roman person would kill themselves
01:31:34.780 rather than be subject to this like this is where you see people like cleat patra killing herself 1.00
01:31:40.460 you see like people are just like they don't want this humiliation zenobia she's carrying these
01:31:46.100 chains i'm just feeling like i don't know i feel like you know what she had core strengths 0.67
01:31:49.680 she had she had something she was doing pilates or something because there's no way i could do it
01:31:56.380 no i feel like she's been taking like she's strong enough that she's if they're like
01:32:00.040 carry these chains she's like that yeah you know how much i can don't worry about i'm xenobia
01:32:04.420 like i got this and you know i think i read that her son was actually in that
01:32:11.080 paraded in that triumph too but they don't go and i haven't seen any detail of what they did to him
01:32:16.480 but he was they took both of them back to rome so i know he had to be part of that triumph they
01:32:23.160 wouldn't let him sit on the sidelines they they would want to parade him along too because his
01:32:27.340 was the first face that was put on a coin so you gotta you gotta go for that one you gotta show
01:32:33.400 he's there too but yeah so this is where i mentioned before like we're not quite sure we
01:32:36.560 know that these are things that happened we know that she was captured we know that she was in the
01:32:39.620 triumphal parade after this it's kind of like where you know the historians the roman historians
01:32:44.680 are just like let's just not talk about her anymore so some people theorize maybe she did
01:32:48.520 kill herself some people fear like we don't know exactly what happened but what seems likely is
01:32:53.060 what you said that she was just kind of put in house arrest so she was apparently given a villa
01:32:58.680 near the tiber on the condition that she lived quietly um so what kate williams wrote here in
01:33:05.600 her book is xenobia was worth more to aurelius alive than dead a living reminder that no queen
01:33:11.280 should defy rome but like living in a villa i'm like sure right okay when i said she got the
01:33:18.880 Anna Cleve's treatment on that one.
01:33:20.880 She did the same thing. 1.00
01:33:22.180 You beheaded and killed all the other wives. 1.00
01:33:24.720 Cool. 1.00
01:33:25.380 I will go to this castle over here,
01:33:27.360 live out the rest of my life on your dime.
01:33:29.400 Just, I mean, why wouldn't you?
01:33:32.500 Granted, she probably still wished
01:33:34.540 that she could have been there 0.98
01:33:36.080 helping and taking care of her people
01:33:37.980 because ultimately I think that was always her goal 1.00
01:33:40.340 was to make sure that she could provide
01:33:41.780 the best life for her people as she could.
01:33:43.920 So I'm sure that that tormented her
01:33:45.760 for the rest of her life,
01:33:46.720 that she was miles and miles away in this villa and her people could possibly be suffering in
01:33:53.660 some sort of way. That to me was probably one of the things that Aurelian thought of when he put
01:34:00.160 her there because he knew that that would torture her for the rest of her life. And so to leave her
01:34:04.860 out there with her own thoughts, I mean, that's a huge form of torture in and of itself. And you
01:34:11.980 know how the romans loved to just be vindictive on everything that they did so i i'm pretty sure
01:34:18.640 that that was if if that's really what happened that was a big reason why he did it i also read
01:34:24.660 that she married some roman senator yes and i mean that right there would provide for a really good
01:34:31.520 life that's the thing so it's like what that's what i read too that she married a roman senator
01:34:37.300 her son might have also married into a political family she might have at this point she's like in
01:34:41.320 her 30s early 40s so she may have had further children so it's interesting like thank you for
01:34:47.460 clarifying because I was just like this doesn't seem like a punishment to me but if she was so
01:34:51.040 passionate about her people like there would be that but also I feel like she's just someone who
01:34:55.080 can pivot like I think she's just like okay I can't be there for my people but how can I be
01:34:59.800 here for my son and for my other children how can I this is my situation okay yeah she's not in
01:35:06.320 solitary confinement like she's in a villa she's got a husband who's a senator which means she's
01:35:10.880 going to have like a pretty luxurious expensive life like yeah but you know the funny thing is is
01:35:16.900 you don't find the name of that senator anywhere you don't hear about anything that he ever
01:35:23.780 accomplished you don't hear anything about any possible children that they had those two people
01:35:28.900 three of her son too they just they vanished to history you know all you all you hear is any kind
01:35:36.500 of speculation that she was sent to this villa and she married this roman senator and then
01:35:40.800 cut to black you know that's it you don't hear anything else yeah well and this is where like
01:35:47.780 we get to like no statue of xenobia remains we have only the coins
01:35:52.420 that's how we keep the legacy this is how we know about the coins some coins exist
01:35:58.780 there's some inscriptions um and a roman biased history you know presenting her as kind of this
01:36:05.240 evil villain but then like you said like there's you know the grandmother told children and like
01:36:09.620 in syria in the places where she was celebrated like the story continues on through like oral
01:36:14.680 storytelling and things like that because again if that had not taken place we wouldn't know
01:36:20.660 anything about her because she was basically barely a footnote with the romans and nothing
01:36:27.660 else existed over any statues or anything so how how would you know anything she ever did unless
01:36:33.040 it was just passed down by generation to generation.
01:36:36.620 I appreciate that.
01:36:37.680 That's where it's a challenge for people like us
01:36:39.940 who are like trying to read the histories
01:36:41.600 because what's written generally
01:36:44.820 is like what the Romans wrote
01:36:46.840 and then how the Victorians found that
01:36:48.320 and translated it.
01:36:49.280 And like, now we've got it.
01:36:50.180 And that's what's in English for me to read.
01:36:52.120 But the more people who kind of write down,
01:36:54.500 well, here's the stories like from the culture.
01:36:57.160 And so we can learn as much as we can
01:36:59.660 just from oral histories and things like that.
01:37:01.720 Yeah. Yeah. It's so much has been lost in history. So many things that would have you and I up until one o'clock in the morning reading about it. And the only reason we go to bed at that time is because we got tired and we'd be right back up at six o'clock in the morning reading more.
01:37:15.900 so it's really unfortunate that we don't have more on her because just the stuff that we do have
01:37:22.680 is so fascinating and it's so it's I think it's it's thought-provoking it makes you think about
01:37:29.040 what could have possibly happened what could have been her motives you know did did she really sit 0.86
01:37:34.900 on that throwing back fuck you let's do this you know so it's like you know it it leaves so much 0.96
01:37:41.340 stuff open to interpretation and i like the interpretations i come up with because she's 0.97
01:37:46.700 just a badass so i can't see any other interpretation like based on like the few 0.98
01:37:51.940 facts that we know it's like we know that you know palmyra won this battle we know that she
01:37:56.220 took over egypt we know that everyone supported her it's like these things are true we know she
01:38:00.780 made these coins it's like there's no other possible explanation except like she was that
01:38:06.460 girl like she she just she was it she was able to do it like like you were saying it's like how do
01:38:13.160 we get this power for ourselves how do we get exactly i mean i i need to i want to be like
01:38:19.200 the pied piper and have all of them following behind me i mean come on i deserve that don't i
01:38:24.540 no we need we need our own zabdas who is just there being like whatever you want ma'am
01:38:29.180 i will do it i will lead these 70 000 men you want egypt got it like let's go let's go 0.89
01:38:34.780 yeah and egypt is like welcome please right anything to get rid of the romans and again it 0.77
01:38:42.440 just i just i cannot imagine being so oblivious to what the reality of life was that they really
01:38:49.260 they had to know they were hated universally they had to know how do you ignore that and think
01:38:55.900 you're going to keep going you you can't i mean logic dictates that eventually it's all going to
01:39:02.860 end for you that's just the way it is you can't have that many nations against you and stay in
01:39:09.860 power it doesn't work that way and she had so many nations that were technically on her side
01:39:15.580 she just wasn't big enough to go against the might of rome that was the the only reason why she fell 1.00
01:39:21.480 is the size difference yeah and she i don't know just again like the strategies even when she's it
01:39:28.360 seemed like like you're saying it's like rome is coming to get her and she's like okay like let's
01:39:31.840 go in a blaze of glory like make the statues make the coins and then they come and she's like guess
01:39:35.920 what i don't accept that loss i'm gonna say we won i'm gonna get a fake emperor like she's just like
01:39:41.820 yes it was just she it might have been delusional in a way but you know what it was it was one of
01:39:52.040 the better types of delusion where you know she was just gonna accomplish everything she could
01:39:57.400 possibly accomplish until she just couldn't anymore. And yeah, I mean, what better way to
01:40:04.160 go out? And then on top of it, she gets a villa and a senator husband. I mean, come on. She seems 1.00
01:40:09.440 like the winner to me. It's funny. There's a TV show that I watched a few years ago, but it still
01:40:15.680 comes to my I, Claudius, the like 1970s miniseries. And there's so many times in that series that
01:40:21.560 talks about like the Judeo-Claudian um like those people like anyway where somebody betrays the
01:40:28.800 emperor or something like I'm gonna send you off to this island villa by yourself and I'm like this
01:40:33.800 doesn't sound like punishment and the people in the show are like no anything but that and I'm
01:40:37.140 like please send me exactly secluded like Mediterranean island villa like okay and most
01:40:45.620 likely you had plenty of servants i mean you never had to worry about food or and you know there was
01:40:51.860 plenty of wine flowing i mean you had everything you could want you just weren't in the society
01:40:58.440 anymore big deal i'm an introvert anyways send me you and me would love it it's just funny to me it
01:41:04.780 happens like two or three times in that series where the emperor is like i'm gonna send you off
01:41:07.800 to this villa and they're like no and i'm like this i'm like googling like is that island still
01:41:12.160 around oh it looks nice like and it probably looked even better back then yeah i don't know
01:41:19.380 seemed pretty nice to me but to romans that was like the ultimate insult okay
01:41:23.700 i i i hope that xenobia was like us like she had fought for so long maybe she was like you know
01:41:31.100 what let's have a nice retired life like the romans are like this is gonna punish you and
01:41:35.220 she's like sure yeah i feel punished and then she's bringing me the wine like come on kids let's go 0.94
01:41:41.600 oh no i'm in such misery like yeah it's just yeah and but the thing is that the roman empire was all 0.86
01:41:54.160 about high society and they you know they constantly had their their parties you know
01:42:01.060 their dinner parties and they had their public functions they were a very let's let's get together
01:42:09.460 and do something kind of society, they weren't, they weren't loners when it came to everyone that
01:42:15.360 was part of the upper echelon, they were always doing something together. So to them, being cast
01:42:21.660 out of that would be considered to be a punishment. I wouldn't feel that way, but they did. And I saw
01:42:30.340 I can kind of understand why they would keep doing it to people, because that to them would
01:42:36.420 have been like one of the worst things that could have ever happened but this reminds me of I was
01:42:40.960 just gonna think sorry this might have been what you're about to say but like I feel like for you
01:42:44.560 and me so when we were in like COVID lockdowns and stuff and like 2020 like I have friends who
01:42:49.620 are real extroverts and they were struggling like to be at home by themselves and to not get to go
01:42:55.060 out like they were and I was like wow I really am an introvert because I was like this is the dream
01:43:01.580 from home with my cat every day no one's asking me to go anywhere no I was just like this but
01:43:09.040 like there were people were struggling so it's like yeah I can see that's a punishment for some
01:43:12.560 people for you and me it would not be so much yeah if if there was not one neighbor on the
01:43:19.100 block that I live on I would be in heaven I mean I wouldn't ever have to see anyone hear anyone I
01:43:24.920 don't have to give them the fake hi wave I don't have to do any of that I have lived here for a
01:43:30.140 number of years and I know the name of one person that lives by me I don't know anyone else because
01:43:35.460 I'm never outside because number one it's just too hot here but number two I don't want to get
01:43:41.040 to know you I would rather be in my house because this is where I pay to live and I'm going to enjoy 0.97
01:43:46.300 every square foot of it while I'm paying for it I hope I hope that was Zenobia's vibe too I hope
01:43:55.260 that she enjoyed her and you know it probably it might not have been at first because like i said
01:44:01.080 she probably was really worried about her people but once time went on she seems like a logical
01:44:07.540 enough person where she would have accepted this is just how things are let me make the best of my
01:44:11.960 situation i mean because honestly why sit and torture yourself for the rest of your life i'm
01:44:16.880 not saying that they never crossed her mind again until the time of her death i'm just saying she
01:44:21.180 probably just, she just realized dwelling on it wasn't going to help her. So she just move on and
01:44:27.460 enjoy what the Senator can provide for her. So we've got four categories that we always do on
01:44:33.840 this podcast to score people. And I'm very intrigued. So the total, the maximum total
01:44:40.680 highest score is a 40 out of 40. So it's four categories, zero to 10 for each one. The first
01:44:47.720 category, Gina, is scandalousness. How scandalous was Zenobia seen in her time? And where I'm kind 0.54
01:44:53.800 of torn with this, it's like the Romans were like, who are you making these coins? And yet in Palmyra,
01:45:00.580 in Egypt, they're all just like, hell yeah, love this. So it's like she wasn't scandalous to those
01:45:05.220 cultures, but to Rome she was. So on a zero to 10, I don't know where that would put her.
01:45:09.100 if you have to combine them i would say that her people the level would outweigh what rome 0.99
01:45:19.240 thought of her rome they would have her like on an eight or nine but her people would probably 1.00
01:45:24.900 have her at like a one or two so i would say i would probably have to put her at like maybe a
01:45:29.420 four yeah to kind of average it out because it's interesting where like it's funny this it's
01:45:35.660 interesting like you know i made these categories years ago but it is interesting with people like
01:45:38.900 her, where it's like she scandals to some people, but not to other people. And the people that
01:45:42.560 matter to her are her people. And they were behind her a hundred percent. They didn't find any of us
01:45:48.240 scandals. So I think a four is fair to average out. Haters in Rome.
01:45:54.020 Yes. 0.97
01:45:54.780 Her people who are just like, hell yeah, go to war. 0.53
01:45:57.700 The next category though is so scheminess coming up with plans and strategies. And I feel like
01:46:03.400 this is where she really excelled. Like not just the like Bugs Bunny ass plans, 0.97
01:46:07.540 but all for strategies of like the coins to be like you know what let's take over Egypt like 0.95
01:46:12.300 let's go up against her like she knew when to do the thing and how to do it in a big picture way
01:46:16.460 and then like her small picture like Bugs Bunny strategies were awesome yeah because I mean if
01:46:21.200 you look at the map of at the height of everything the size of the overall kingdom she had it was
01:46:28.560 huge it I mean obviously it was no wrong but it was huge and so that wasn't just given to her
01:46:36.420 she just didn't wake up one day and be like hey i'm the queen of all of this that's not how that
01:46:41.960 worked so she had to have some sort of level of scheming to her and plus like you said with the 0.99
01:46:47.180 bugs bunny ass plan she she had a scheming mind she did um not necessarily scheming in the bad
01:46:54.840 way that people view it yeah um just this is a complementary category scheming positive because 1.00
01:47:00.820 it was not it's not one of those oh that damn bitch it wasn't like that it was like oh damn 1.00
01:47:05.180 bitch you know there's there's a difference in how you say that one when it comes to her 1.00
01:47:10.220 so i would have to put her pretty high up there i would probably put her at like maybe a eight 1.00
01:47:15.260 because i think that she just she just i don't know if between her and whoever it was she had
01:47:23.420 truly advising her they had it figured out i think that's part of it too it's like part of
01:47:28.080 being a good leader is having the correct people with you advising you not that they're telling
01:47:31.860 you what to do but you have people telling you like now like oh maybe not that right now like
01:47:37.140 you know like she clearly it's not like she's not a one-woman show but like she's the head of these
01:47:42.940 decisions she's making these decisions and she knows when to make that coin you know like yes
01:47:48.600 when to release the new coin like when to put up a statue it's like she's she's got it all figured
01:47:53.860 out uh the next category is her significance and that's just like significance to like history
01:47:59.680 uh you know a lot of people because there's not a lot of information that exists about her would
01:48:05.640 say she wasn't significant but i 100 disagree with that well and if we look at her people
01:48:10.060 if we look at syria like she's on the banknotes like yes exactly the person and like i said
01:48:16.860 earlier there's been numerous plays and movies and tv shows made about her um books written about
01:48:22.940 her um her just mentioned in numerous things it might not even be about her but she's mentioned
01:48:29.400 I mean, how many people can say that, that you are that known, yet how could someone say that you weren't significant?
01:48:38.260 I would have to put her pretty high up there for significance, at least for her region, because she played a major role in, number one, keeping them from getting squashed by the Persians.
01:48:48.060 And she held off the Romans as long as she possibly could. 0.83
01:48:52.480 It just, the size difference just made it impossible for her to completely win that one. 0.72
01:48:56.280 So I have to put her like probably at a seven. 0.99
01:49:00.740 I'd say seven was pretty, seven or eight is pretty fair for her.
01:49:04.300 And we round up to eight just because I like her so much.
01:49:07.360 And the final category is what we call the sexism bonus, 0.78
01:49:11.060 which is like how much did the patriarchy get in her way?
01:49:14.060 And I feel like her culture, like in Palmyra, there wasn't,
01:49:17.680 like she was able to take over.
01:49:19.240 Everybody supported her.
01:49:20.120 Like I feel like that didn't get in her way there.
01:49:21.620 Rome is the patriarchy
01:49:24.100 but she
01:49:24.680 this category is more kind of like 1.00
01:49:27.620 you know how much more could she have maybe accomplished if she was
01:49:29.980 a man and I feel like
01:49:31.280 it could have been equivalent if a man
01:49:33.840 she could have possibly even won 0.99
01:49:35.880 because the Persians might have automatically
01:49:37.880 came and helped her if it was a man
01:49:40.240 she wouldn't have even
01:49:41.440 a man probably wouldn't even have had to have asked for that
01:49:44.000 and if you combine those two mites
01:49:45.900 against Rome, Rome would have fallen
01:49:47.500 so I'd have to say 0.63
01:49:49.900 she should get like
01:49:51.300 at maximum points for that because i mean she i don't know she just accomplished so much and with
01:49:59.380 with a certain level of ease that's the part of it that that gets me is the level of ease that she
01:50:06.160 had on being at the level that she was at and just how that got under the skin of the romans
01:50:16.100 so easily like the fact that she was a woman that's interesting because like yeah like to
01:50:21.760 score that is interesting because the level of ease makes me feel like it's a low score for sexism 0.92
01:50:26.280 because she was able to accomplish a lot but then the fact that she was a woman made the romans hate
01:50:30.660 her even more yes it's like both sides yeah and i can you imagine the the propaganda machine that
01:50:40.340 was going on about her within the city walls of rome i mean especially when she's being like
01:50:45.280 comparing yourself to cleopatra they're just like yeah it's the new cleopatra like like she's also 0.92
01:50:52.100 like a whore like whatever like i'm sure i'm sure like the graffiti against the nobia you know i'm 0.93
01:50:57.020 sure it was there i can't even begin to imagine the level of it within rome and how all the ladies 0.98
01:51:03.060 of high society would be at their tea parties talking bad about her because that was what they 1.00
01:51:07.600 heard about her and she just didn't know her place as a woman and she needed to go back to the kitchen 1.00
01:51:12.820 and do whatever and whatever it was they were doing they thought that she needed to be doing 1.00
01:51:17.620 so i think she actually probably deserves quite a bit of a score when it comes to the sexism bonus
01:51:23.580 because just with with the exception of her particular region everything else would have 0.50
01:51:29.840 been going against her yeah yeah i wonder it's it's you know she was xenobio if this is a man
01:51:36.120 who had yeah exactly like xenobias how yeah maybe rome would have i don't know he a male
01:51:44.780 xenobia could have taken over and become the emperor i don't know so where would you put 1.00
01:51:48.560 that on like a zero to ten scale uh i would probably put her at like a six or seven
01:51:56.000 so this gives her a total score of 27 points and i just want to for comparison uh listeners if you
01:52:05.700 want to see the whole scale it's on my website at vulgarhistory.com there's like a thing that
01:52:09.220 says scores because there's an awful lot of them but if you want to see where your faves are or if
01:52:15.760 you want to like fund an episode to listen to based on the numbers I just want to see where
01:52:18.600 she compares to other people who you and I have talked about um let's see 27 is honestly a pretty
01:52:25.860 popular score there's because there's so many things to take into consideration yeah yeah
01:52:32.140 Especially with the women that we've talked about. 0.99
01:52:34.880 So, for instance, Cleopatra's got a 28.
01:52:37.940 So they're in the same neighborhood, certainly.
01:52:42.940 And I think Hatshepsut has got a 29.
01:52:47.320 Right, fully so.
01:52:49.040 Yeah, and then let me see where is...
01:52:52.380 Nefertiti is 31.5.
01:52:55.840 Because, I mean, I'm not even going to rehash that episode.
01:53:00.300 So if y'all want to hear what I had to say about her, go back and listen to the Nefertiti episode.
01:53:03.960 But I'm sorry, Akhenatmu was the pharaoh and he was the face of everything. 0.99
01:53:08.640 But I truly believe she was running shit. 0.99
01:53:11.940 I will go to my grave believing that. 0.96
01:53:15.300 I think everybody, yeah, if this is your first experience of Gina as a guest, like go back.
01:53:22.800 There's Hatshepsut.
01:53:24.200 We did an episode about Livia.
01:53:25.360 We did an episode about women in ancient Rome.
01:53:27.760 We did Nefertiti.
01:53:29.180 Like, just scroll back.
01:53:30.020 like you can find other episodes with gina but gina if they like hearing you and me talking
01:53:34.820 do you want to tell them our exciting news drum roll please
01:53:39.400 um ann came up with a brilliant idea and because i love what we do together so much
01:53:48.980 i agreed instantly we are starting a new podcast it is called nefer tv
01:53:58.400 gotta love the name i mean as soon as she told me i was absolutely on board with that yeah what we
01:54:06.520 are going to do is we are going to be reviewing historical television shows we might go into
01:54:14.780 movies later on but for now we're going to do television shows and we are starting with the
01:54:18.860 first season of the spartacus series that was on the stars network and we are going to go episode
01:54:27.180 by episode um obviously I'm going to be all about the history because that's how my brain works
01:54:34.540 and Anne you will be doing I'll be doing vibes I'm here for vibes um well because also the
01:54:41.380 Spartacus show like you've watched it before no and I've never watched it before so I'm just
01:54:46.580 coming in as like a newcomer to this show just to be like who are these characters and you can
01:54:49.820 explain to me oh this is based on this in history so you're coming with the historical facts and
01:54:53.340 i'm just coming in with like hot takes basically there's there's plenty going on in every episode
01:54:59.360 of this series um it is a bloody good time pun intended it revolves around roman hierarchy
01:55:09.600 roman society not within rome within capua a city of the roman empire it revolves around
01:55:19.340 Gladiators, which I have looked into a great deal because everything about them is just so
01:55:26.520 fascinating to me. Unfortunately, they only talked about a woman gladiator in that last
01:55:32.400 series, House of Asher, but they were fascinating as well. But just everything about the series was
01:55:40.320 fascinating to me because no one can actually prove that Spartacus really truly existed. No one
01:55:46.520 knows if it's just a story or if it's just loosely based on someone that existed but didn't quite do
01:55:52.540 as much as he did i don't know i don't care i love the show and um i don't remember how we decided to
01:55:59.580 do that one for the first show but i'm glad we did i think we wanted like i wanted to do something
01:56:06.160 that's like all the shows we're gonna do and we're just starting with spartacus we'll see what we do
01:56:10.280 next but like one or the other of us should be watching it for the first time i think and i've
01:56:14.300 never watched Spartacus but also I feel like ancient Rome is just like your comfort zone
01:56:18.880 it is um and we're gonna we're gonna broaden it to other things um I think we mentioned
01:56:26.660 Bridgerton at one time I know it's not ancient but that is something that I don't know a lot
01:56:31.040 about and you do God knows I know a lot about the Regency era God knows um so yes tune in um
01:56:42.580 it'll be coming uh when this episode comes out they're able to follow it so you just look up
01:56:49.080 nephra tv wherever you get your podcast you can like follow and then the first episode is going
01:56:53.140 to be coming out next week from when you hear this so so yes i'm super excited about it because
01:57:00.080 i love talking history with ann and we always find very colorful ways of talking about history
01:57:07.840 and there's going to be a lot of colorful things to talk about with this series because
01:57:12.400 it's got a lot of color to it it's just there's just there's so much going on in every episode
01:57:18.420 that I'm not even going to be able to cover everything that goes through my brain but
01:57:22.360 it's it's just going to be a good time and I know everyone is going to enjoy it because
01:57:28.040 Anna and I are going to enjoy it so there's no way you can't enjoy it it's just it's just
01:57:33.920 going to be awesome yeah no i part of it is just like it's a way for me and gina to stay in touch
01:57:41.260 and to like hop on a call every couple weeks so the episodes are going to come out on mondays and
01:57:46.060 it's like every once it starts it's like every other week so it's not going to be like too
01:57:50.620 demanding of you all like you can watch the episode you'll have two weeks to watch an episode
01:57:55.160 then hear our next podcast like plenty of time i don't want people to feel like i'm giving too
01:58:00.040 much content where they can't keep up with it it's like no every other week the episodes we're
01:58:04.960 gonna work our best we'll see how this goes to try to make the episodes be like an hour or so
01:58:09.500 so it's not like too much work for my very hard-working editor christina who i was like
01:58:13.880 hey christina what if i started another episode and she's like she just went back to school and
01:58:18.460 stuff and she's like and i'm like what if it's an hour only every other week audio and she's like
01:58:24.740 okay so and we promise we are going to do our best to keep it to an hour and honestly if it
01:58:31.040 goes over an hour then we'll just like split it up into multiple episodes so like exactly yeah
01:58:35.660 because to be honest there are there are some episodes of the series where i'm not so sure
01:58:42.000 we're going to be able to cover it in one hour because just so much happens um and just that's
01:58:47.560 why i've watched them so many times because i see new things every time and i mean if i see something
01:58:52.940 happen or I hear someone say something and I don't know it I'm instantly going and I'm researching it
01:58:58.560 so there's just there's a lot for us to talk about and it's just I know not everybody wants
01:59:05.860 to do what we do and sit and read a research book this is why people like Ann and I are the ones
01:59:12.660 that are coming and just kind of get hitting the highlights of it and kind of giving you our take
01:59:17.060 on it, trying to make history easier to learn because we love learning history. We want everyone
01:59:23.900 else to love learning history. So we're going to do it in the best way we can to help you learn it.
01:59:29.660 And if you want to go afterwards and learn more about it, we absolutely encourage that because
01:59:34.400 we want everyone to know about history. And we just think it's going to be a really fun way for
01:59:39.600 everyone to learn about Spartacus, who is referenced by numerous different civilizations
01:59:47.660 after the Romans. People have studied it, studied some of the tactics that he used once they started
01:59:56.020 fighting against the Romans. It's just, he's, I think, one of the best characters we could
02:00:02.800 have chosen to start with. And hopefully everyone will find it as interesting as me. I'm sure you
02:00:07.840 can tell by how i'm talking about it now how interested i am in it so i'm hoping you guys
02:00:13.540 can get just as excited about it as i am i'm really i love that it's another show where like
02:00:19.440 the romans are the bad guys like all the way i mean not the heroes on this podcast let's let's
02:00:27.480 find anyone who ever considers them to be the heroes except themselves i mean honestly because
02:00:32.760 I don't know that I've ever seen it. So not for TV, everybody, like wherever you're listening
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02:01:09.540 don't have another other than this like you didn't have a podcast you're not like no blog people are
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02:03:04.740 you um and for all the listeners as well i think it's going to be such a fun time and again like
02:03:09.200 you're doing all this research and i'm just i haven't even watched episode one yet i want to
02:03:12.200 watch it right before we record because i want it to be like fresh on my mind so like i'm truly
02:03:16.320 cannot be more of a newcomer i've been doing my best to not research anything i just want to like
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02:04:32.800 Welcome to the Realms of Peril and Glory.
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02:05:25.780 Hi, I'm Whitney.
02:05:27.560 And I'm Katie.
02:05:28.740 And we're the hosts of True Crime Campfire.
02:05:31.120 We set out to make a true crime podcast we'd want to listen to.
02:05:34.700 We get right to the story. 0.95
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02:05:42.620 You'll laugh, but only at the people who deserve it. 0.89
02:05:45.260 Like, which serial killer would you most like to shove into a locker?
02:05:49.340 BTK and his awful poetry.
02:05:51.500 Dude got caught because he didn't understand what a floppy disk was.
02:05:54.500 we look for the stranger than fiction stories like the case of patty james a killer catfish
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02:06:25.760 Do you ever watch a TV show
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02:06:41.040 This season, we're recapping
02:06:42.800 every episode of the show
02:06:44.100 Spartacus, Blood and Sand.
02:06:46.120 I'm Anne Foster,
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02:06:54.400 Join us every other Monday on the NeferTV podcast
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