00:00:00.000Welcome to Vulgar History, Feminist Women's History comedy podcast. My name is Anne Foster
00:00:14.520and we are in our Regency era. We're talking about stuff that happened in mostly in England
00:00:20.040and surrounding areas in the early 1800s. The Regency era being, we're using a broader term
00:00:25.680for it, but it's kind of like the late 1700s to the early 1800s. It's like pre-Queen Victoria.
00:00:30.140It's that time period where Jane Austen was writing her books. It's ostensibly when Bridgerton
00:00:35.080takes place. And we will have some Bridgerton crossover in this episode. I'm in the sense
00:00:39.820of Queen Charlotte will be here. Today, we're talking about Emma Hamilton, who is... I'm0.97
00:00:45.240going to introduce my guest, Amanda Matta. Welcome. Thank you. You've been a guest on... I don't even
00:00:50.580know how many times in this podcast. I noticed you're writing Vulgar History merch, and I
00:00:53.980appreciate it yes i am my favorite merch t-shirt um i think this is my third or fourth time so i'm
00:01:00.520getting close to earning a jacket i know you're getting exactly exactly you're so i love having
00:01:07.040you on obviously just because i love to have a chat with you and i love to have you on for like
00:01:12.320episodes that have artistic things because you have this art history background although i will
00:01:17.740say for people who don't know amanda matta you're a royal commentator um soon to be published author
00:01:22.860you talk about the the current british royal family and i think there's also some we're gonna
00:01:28.000get into some comparisons of this story oh boy we will anyway just all you're bringing everything to
00:01:34.280the table for this story there's layers i was trying to describe emma hamilton and i'm like
00:01:38.340how do you even i will say that she's uh she's a well-known figure from british history she was
00:01:46.760extremely famous in her time she was kind of the original it girl how many times can we discuss
00:01:52.520the original it girl for different eras on this show she's i think every era has an it girl and
00:01:58.400we just get to discuss them and that's what i like to bring you on for like it's giving me
00:02:02.020you did the episode with me about madame du barry and she's giving me a bit madame du barry like
00:02:07.300there's a bit of sort of like a rags to riches yeah really a pretty person ends up getting some0.95
00:02:12.500opportunities that maybe a less pretty person might not have and she pretty privilege she's not1.00
00:02:17.800equipped to know what to do with it anyway what a person but first can we so emma hamilton like0.99
00:02:25.320she's she's so pretty and there's lots of evidence of this i believe she is the person
00:02:31.560at least in her life and i think still who has the most portraits painted of her during her life
00:02:36.880i don't think anyone is coming for that record no i don't think so i think it's like she has
00:02:42.500more images of her than like Queen Victoria, who famously was the queen when photography
00:02:48.780became a thing. So if you can't beat like Emma Hamilton as Queen Victoria, I don't know who
00:02:54.860could come for her record. She might've been the most depicted woman until Princess Diana,
00:02:58.980who knows? Yeah, I think, well, and even Queen Victoria had other stuff she was doing. Emma0.59
00:03:03.380Hamilton was never not posing for portraits. Like she was constantly posing. And actually,
00:03:08.400it's funny, you're wearing the Masarinet's t-shirt, Folger History Art, get your own Folger
00:03:12.240history.com slash store. It's great. But, um, that's from Hortense Mancini and her sisters
00:03:16.500who were kind of the girls, they were the girls of that era. Like, and it's a similar thing where
00:03:21.140we're going to get to this listeners, but just so you know, like Emma Hamilton, there's so many
00:03:26.060portraits painted of her because the public wanted them. Like every, everyone had a print of her.
00:03:30.820Like she was, I don't know, like growing up for me, like in the nineties, you'd like cut out
00:03:35.760pictures from, from your teen magazine or your whatever, you know, you have pictures of like
00:03:40.440Cindy Crawford and like, whoever, like Amber Valletta, like you would just be like, wow,
00:03:43.880this is the most beautiful woman. Like, let's just have a picture of her. Who would, have you0.80
00:03:48.920been thinking about this? Who would you describe Emma Hamilton as looking like? Of course. In terms
00:03:52.640of modern stuff. So I don't know so much about like, cause it's so hard to tell with portraits
00:03:57.280who she looks like, but I was thinking about who could play her in a movie now, because we mentioned
00:04:03.220offline, we have to watch now the Vivian Lee movie. Vivian Lee famously got cast as many women1.00
00:04:09.140described like described very differently to I think how she actually appeared but Emma Hamilton0.90
00:04:14.800I was thinking for a biopic today I would cast someone like Amy Lou Wood from like White Lotus
00:04:21.140or Amia Goth like somebody it's less about the looks to me but more about being able to slip
00:04:28.260into different personas which we will also discuss and like have that quote-unquote natural beauty
00:04:33.720but like with an edge and I think also with some sort of like interesting quirky thing like this0.64
00:04:39.640is where she stood out and she I think Mia Goth and Amy Lua are both great because they could
00:04:45.300both be they're like oh my gosh you're such a great smart hero like they could really do that
00:04:49.480breathy thing that I think really endeared Emma Hamilton to a lot of people she could just be0.99
00:04:54.740like oh wow you're so great like she could turn that on specifically men specifically for men1.00
00:05:00.040Yep. Entirely. The person who, thank you for those two suggestions. Cause I just kept thinking0.79
00:05:05.540when I saw pictures of her, and this is partially because of her aura and how she was sexualized0.91
00:05:09.840from a very young age. I was just like, Oh, she's a young Brooke Shields. She looks so much0.80
00:05:13.720so much like a young Brooke Shields. I see it. Yep. Part of it is like the story. Her story is
00:05:19.360kind of similar to a young Brooke Shields. So that's, but I was like, well, who I was Googling.
00:05:23.100I'm like, who looks like Brooke Shields now? Cause I was like, I need to say an actor that
00:05:26.040people know. Relevant tie-in for SEO purposes. Addison Rae came up and I'm like, yeah. Okay.
00:05:35.220Or, um, there, Oh, there's one now that I'm thinking, hang on. There's another Emma Chamberlain,
00:05:40.560um, is like another modern influencer who I think has the same kind, like the eyes1.00
00:05:45.380suck you in. Yeah. Well, I'm thinking part of it, like Emma Hamilton. So like,
00:05:51.460if you want to know what she looks like, just like Google Emma Hamilton, there are
00:05:54.220one gazillion paintings of her and she's got yes for a person from where she's from like the late
00:06:00.0801700s early 1800s she looks really contemporary and I was trying to think about what that is and
00:06:05.640part of it is she was always painted with her like hair she's not this is the era of like
00:06:10.000just getting out of the Marie Antoinette sort of era like she's not wearing white powder and
00:06:13.860updo she's not wearing like the really obvious you know rouge she looks really like quote natural
00:06:19.260like she just has brown hair it's like down um her face is like you know no makeup makeup like0.97
00:06:24.920so she looks more contemporary just because of how she's styled that was like part of the appeal too0.84
00:06:30.060to again portray the quote-unquote natural beauty and like think about marie antoinette tried to do
00:06:36.420it and it got spun into she's wearing fuck dresses but here the story gets flipped almost where0.63
00:06:43.520obviously we'll get into her background and her biography but emma hamilton like the natural1.00
00:06:48.840beautiness is baked in from the start of when the public gets to know her. So it takes a bit of a
00:06:54.020different trajectory for her. Exactly. She's not going from like one era to another and not going
00:06:59.360from like up to like, no, I'm natural. It's like, this is how she's always been portrayed. And it's
00:07:04.000sort of like, I love how many people are going to talk about who I've talked about on the podcast
00:07:07.900before. Like Elizabeth Vigela Brun is just like, I have to paint her. Elizabeth Vigela Brun loved
00:07:12.480a natural beauty. She loved someone raped in Grecian robes. Like this is what Emma is doing.0.99
00:07:18.500And if you think about like the Marie Antoinette of it all, like the stark contrast of just like someone who's just kind of wearing like a sheer, you know, Grecian wrap and her hair is dead compared to that.
00:22:08.820The full title is the Temple of Health and Hymen, which this is an establishment, loosely, I'm calling it an establishment, run by a Scottish quack doctor.
00:22:22.400Basically, he's a self-proclaimed doctor.
00:22:24.220And he has this, this establishment, which is not a brothel, but he advertises it as like a place where you can come encounter the goddess of health. He's placing advertisements in papers, like showing scantily.
00:22:44.900electricity yeah that's part of it there's like a novelty aspect he's advertising skimpily dressed
00:22:51.720female attendants who assist in things like the display of the celestial meteors and the sacred
00:22:59.560fire over which she watches and whose application and the cure of diseases she daily has the honor
00:23:05.880of directing and he like also he gives lectures on sex and like fertility and charges couples
00:23:13.68050 pounds to spend a night in the great celestial state bed and the bed of which
00:23:20.200like that would guarantee conception perfect babies because of it on this electricity
00:23:27.100electricity was in the bed did you ever play like the sims 2 sims 3 and there was like a vibrate
00:23:33.860there was there was like a furniture item there was like a vibrating bed with a headboard shaped
00:23:38.860like a heart and that's what i'm reminded of vibrating bed this is really giving me yeah sort
00:23:43.560of like a motel you know a lot of motel yeah no and it literally had like mirrors on the top of0.94
00:23:50.220the canopy like it was but people would come here to like have sex in this bed because you know
00:23:56.240fertility there's lots of people having fertility issues and he would guarantee conception so you'd1.00
00:24:00.700get on this bed this like electric bed and the goddesses would be like dancing around you and0.77
00:24:04.900like this is like emma is was hired as one of these goddesses um they're wearing sort of like1.00
00:24:09.560Greek dresses. So this is like foundational and what she ends, the art form that she ends up1.00
00:24:14.160creating and the modeling that she does has a lot, it was a lot to this, I think. And so they
00:24:18.740kind of dance around the bed and they're like, I'm imagining there's incense to cover up some
00:24:24.660funky smells. Like it's probably very smoky in there. I don't know. So she was one of the
00:24:30.020goddesses. I think this is before Mrs. Kelly's. I think she was like a street walking sex worker
00:24:35.360for like, and then she was scooped up by the health. No, by the health. And then she went1.00
00:24:41.880to Mrs. Kelly's, I think, because leaving Mrs. Kelly's is a whole thing. So she is a teenage
00:24:46.740goddess. And then people like Prinney goes there to have sex with his mistress. Of course he does.1.00
00:24:53.120Of course he does. Everyone is going there. So this is like, she's recognizable. So like for
00:24:57.980the rest of her life, like people know, Oh, and her name actually, we should say was Amy Lyon.
00:25:27.200And she was so pretty, like you would remember her.
00:25:30.380so it's like in friends there's the girl that works at the coffee store like that all the guys
00:25:35.580know and ross eventually hooks up with while he and rachel are on a break that's kind of the vibe
00:25:40.440i'm getting yeah like the goddesses are there like she was scouted from literally the street0.96
00:25:44.860because they wanted for this house of health and hymen they wanted like healthy looking um really0.95
00:25:50.360pretty girls and that's her if you look at her portraits like she's always very um you know0.99
00:25:55.240rosy cheek rosy yeah she's not gone she's also she's tall she's described as being tall and
00:26:02.220leggy like a young brook shields um so she's raking the house of health and hymen kind of0.99
00:26:07.780making a go of it and then she i think she gets scooped up from there okay okay and then she's
00:26:13.620at mrs kelly's and then the way that you get kind of out of it's if you watch the show harlots um
00:26:20.480great show if you've read the book slash beauties which i interviewed the author about
00:26:25.240You know, that people who like the women and girls who work at a place like this, like they're in debt, like every, every dress they have, every meal they have is being put down on a tab. Like you could, it's so hard to leave there because the people, they own you really. So the only way you can leave a house, like a place like this is by, if one of the men really likes you and they like pay off your debt and like buy you out.
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01:06:24.380um, in her life of sex work. Um, and then her marriage, she had the one daughter like early
01:06:32.900on in her life when she was 17. And, but since then, like, she's not, she clearly figured out
01:06:40.640some contraceptive things because maybe a lot of situations come up where she could have become
01:06:45.780pregnant, but she didn't. So like, she's, but now she's married. It would be really beneficial0.99
01:06:50.200if she had a son especially because to inherit the money from this guy but he yeah fair enough0.93
01:06:55.920that is not happening but she's having a nice time in naples that would have also that would0.96
01:07:01.220have also helped to like legitimize her among these aristocratic circles that like still didn't
01:07:06.600quite see them as one of them or see her as one of them um there was a note that she like0.87
01:07:12.280still had some mannerisms that were kind of unacris unaristocratic and she was a heavy drinker
01:07:19.740Um, so at one point there was a dinner in Naples, the Duke de Bourbon remarked that she drank port in such a way that it must've been a habit of hers, um, because she did not become drunk after finishing two or three bottles.
01:07:36.480Uh, so that could have had something to do with maybe why she wasn't having children at this time.
01:07:40.580that could also, and also I would say like other people we've talked about like Georgina, um, Emma
01:07:46.640has a lot of trauma in her life and the way that she's dealing with it, you know, like if you have
01:07:54.160trauma in your life, like you're in a fight or flight. And then when your life kind of calms down,
01:07:57.820that is often when it catches up with you because this could be where she's just like,
01:08:02.000oh my gosh, like I went through all this stuff, like as a teenager, like daughter's been taken
01:08:06.540are great now things are great now but i should i should be happy why am i not yeah yeah i could
01:08:13.260see that definitely everything catching up with her now we're about i feel like this is going to
01:08:18.500be a good listeners this is a two-parter because this woman's life is unrelenting but we're about
01:08:23.800to move into she's married and there's naples is about to have some real political um military
01:08:32.680crisis. So I will say like, I think to just to sort of like cliffhanger and this part. So
01:08:37.520sure. Some shit's going down in Naples, which we're going to explain a bit more next time,0.99
01:08:44.200but basically such that some British troops arrive and leading those British troops is a0.98
01:08:49.040man named Admiral Horatio Nelson, who comes to town and Emma's job is to kind of like charm
01:08:56.220offensive, like make him like convince him that England will support Naples in these battles that
01:09:02.160they're getting into which we'll explain next time um and admiral horatio nelson is just like
01:09:06.980little tiny guy he's like lost an arm at this point uh so emma had met him earlier no this
01:09:14.420is when she first meets him so she first meets him he still has both of his arms so she meets
01:09:18.980him he still has both of his arms and both of his eyes okay okay okay next time but so i just wanted
01:09:24.780to like tantalizingly say like she meets him he comes to town and she's just like she's still the
01:09:29.780wife of the British envoy. So like, that's her role. Yeah. And so she, um, she meets him and
01:09:37.080just kind of like, I just wanted to dangle that there because what some people might've heard of
01:09:42.640Emma Hamilton in the context of her relationship with Lord Nelson. So like, she meets him,
01:09:47.520they like, hi, bye. Like, he's kind of like, wow, she's so beautiful. And he's intriguing. Yeah.
01:09:52.360Yeah. And it's kind of like, they don't see each other for a couple of years, but
01:13:01.580Yeah. So she, this is a great cliffhanger for next time.
01:13:06.040So we're going to pause for now, come back next week and you'll hear the Emma Hamilton, Lord Nelson of it all, which gets even more convoluted and even weirder, even more cameos, printy all up in her business still.
01:13:21.640There's a reverse revolution. I'll just dangle that. A reverse revolution.
01:13:26.620So there's some real Maria Carolina stuff. There's some spy hijinks. I'm just really, really built. It's like if people are like, oh, what could possibly happen next? It's like, you don't even know.0.99
01:13:36.040I was reading this biography, the Kate Williams biography, which I do recommend.
01:13:40.040And I was just like, Oh, how much, honestly, I borrowed it from the library as an ebook.
01:13:44.180And it was like, this ebook is due in two hours. And I'm like, well, I'm sure that I'm almost at
01:13:48.380the end of this book. And it's just like, Nope, I'm not. I was just like, like I read it.