00:00:26.620What do you know about the lab leak theory?
00:00:29.200Not much, honestly, but I am very impressed with Americans because we were able to turn a pandemic a little bit racist.
00:00:53.900Okay, so now that the zinger's out of the way, tell me what you actually know about the lab leak theory.
00:00:57.920What I remember is that in 2020, some people pointed out that it was pretty weird that the origin of COVID was in Wuhan, where there is an institute for studying such diseases, right?
00:01:14.620That's as far as I ever got into looking at this.
00:01:17.920And I have shut my brain off to it every other time I heard anything about it, because to me, it does not matter whether this inadvertently escaped from a lab or inadvertently was spread at some market somewhere.
00:01:36.640I just I can't bring myself in this day and age, Michael, with so much going on with cancel culture, I can't bring myself to care about things like this.0.94
00:01:47.920I do think the core argument underneath this episode, and probably why it's like a bonus episode and not like an episode episode, is that it doesn't fucking matter.
00:02:02.560Like, it makes sense that everybody would want to know the origins of this.
00:02:05.940But ultimately, America's pandemic response had nothing to do with whether it came from China or from Spain or whether it came from a lab or a bat or a squirrel or a market.
00:02:16.940yeah so tell me what is your like understanding of like what is the lab leak theory yeah there
00:02:22.800there is a an institute of some sort in wuhan yes and they study uh diseases such as covid 19
00:02:30.340and i guess at some point a scientist slipped on a banana peel while holding a giant tray full of
00:02:38.220vials juggled it across the room and everyone was like whoa and one vial popped off everyone
00:02:47.060watched in slow motion as it fell to the ground cracked and they were like oh no and that's how
00:02:54.380COVID-19 started did you watch Outbreak at the beginning of the pandemic absolutely I did it's
00:02:59.720the thing where you know it zooms in on like the HVAC system yes and then Dustin Hoffman goes it's
00:03:04.800airborne. That's what happened in Wuhan in 2019. Yes. So our story begins in December 2019 with
00:03:16.320the first reports of what was at that time thought of as pneumonia. There were like these weird
00:03:21.000pneumonia cases that were showing up in hospitals in Wuhan. The initial reports, the first Lancet
00:03:27.220report showed that 66% of the cases of this weird pneumonia were directly linked to this market in
00:03:34.080wuhan it's called the huanan seafood market it's known as like a wet market i don't really know
00:03:38.480where that term came from i think it just said i was gonna ask you where that term comes from
00:03:42.360because it always felt to me like just a way to make that it sound gross yeah exactly it sounds
00:03:47.400like there's just like pools of standing water you're gonna go to this market and everything's
00:03:51.440just gonna be fucking wet yeah but it's like it's it's a sort of a normal i guess like urban market
00:03:58.800it's like the size of a couple football fields it's quite large wuhan is a city of 11 million0.97
00:04:02.620people. It's like bigger than New York. Yeah, it's massive. Yeah, exactly. I love hearing about
00:04:08.260Chinese cities where it's a sprawling nation state within China and it's the 25th biggest city.
00:04:15.640And then one thing I was not aware of until I started researching this was that the lab leak
00:04:20.100theory and the bioweapon theory basically popped up like five minutes after we started getting
00:04:25.960reports of COVID. The first American coverage of this is in the Washington Times, which is like a
00:04:31.940conservative tabloid basically which just like fully leans into the bioweapon explanation so
00:04:38.880their article starts out the deadly animal-borne coronavirus spreading globally may have originated0.87
00:04:45.420in a laboratory in the city of wuhan linked to china's covert biological weapons program0.88
00:04:51.220comma said an israeli biological warfare analyst this is the thing that they do in right we need
00:04:57.180a lot where they're like, this random guy says this inflammatory thing, we're going to write
00:05:02.600it up as if it's like newsworthy. It then continues, Danny Shoham, a former Israeli
00:05:08.780military intelligence officer who has studied Chinese biological warfare, said the institute
00:05:14.780is linked to Beijing's covert bioweapons program. Quote, certain laboratories in the institute have
00:05:20.820probably been engaged in terms of research and development in Chinese biological weapons,
00:05:25.720at least collaterally, yet not as a principal facility of the Chinese bioweapon alignment.
00:05:49.820On right wing internet, this starts bouncing around.0.98
00:05:53.480And like, to their credit, a lot of like the arch right wing blogs and forums were like, this is going to be the next global pandemic, which is like what they say about every fucking thing.0.97
00:06:03.300Right. But like stop clock, they happen to have been right this time.0.79
00:06:16.800Also, once we get the genome of this new virus, there's a couple of weird preprints where like essentially random researchers just say like, oh, we think this is engineered.
00:06:26.920So there's a really weird paper that comes out from some Indian researchers saying that it has similar features to HIV.
00:09:18.400So Maria, here's what we do know. This virus did not originate in the Wuhan animal market.
00:09:24.500But epidemiologists who are widely respected from China, who have published or studied in the international journal The Lancet,
00:09:31.280have demonstrated that several of the original cases did not have any contact with that food market.
00:09:37.260The virus went into that food market before it came out of that food market.
00:09:40.800So we don't know where it originated, but we do know that we have to get to the bottom of that.
00:09:44.820We also know that just a few miles away from that food market is China's only biosafety level four super laboratory that researches human infectious diseases.
00:09:55.440Now, we don't have evidence that this disease originated there.0.93
00:09:59.120But because of China's duplicity and dishonesty from the beginning, we need to at least ask the question to see what the evidence says.0.97
00:10:07.520And China right now is not giving any evidence on that question at all.0.93
00:10:11.360So this super lab that you refer to, this super lab is the only one of its kind.
00:10:18.600And what do they do at this super lab?
00:13:01.160We would never do anything bad in the labs.
00:13:03.820We have various labs that are identical to this one, although we use them for friendship.
00:13:08.600So this launches, like, the first wave of discourse around this conspiracy theory and a year later, another round of discourse.
00:13:18.980OK, so I'm going to send you one of the most cursed paragraphs we've ever covered on the show.
00:13:25.120This is a summary of all of the pieces that came out, basically saying that, like, how dare you suppress the lab leak for so long?
00:13:31.660Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of esteemed thinkers.
00:13:33.400It's a real who's who of this podcast.
00:13:34.960Ross Douthat of The New York Times wrote that the Trump era, quote,
00:13:38.360created expansive pressures to describe more and more things without any ambiguity and shading and judge more and more right wing claims preemptively.
00:14:16.340I had to cut a couple because there were some more.
00:14:18.460I was like, man, we can't do too many of these.
00:14:20.300If Andrew Sullivan weighs in, I'm jumping out.
00:14:23.320Matthew Iglesias on Substack assailed a, quote, genuinely catastrophic media fuck up and a huge fiasco for the mainstream press that got way over their skis in terms of discourse policing.
00:14:36.540I hate it when people police the discourse.0.76