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00:02:35.440 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:36.900 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:38.000 And this is POOG,

00:02:39.160 an ongoing conversation about wellness

00:02:41.060 between two obsessive friends,

00:02:42.740 two untamable intellects.

00:02:44.520 This is our hobby. 0.95

00:02:45.360 This is our hell.

00:02:46.220 This is our naked desire for free products.

00:02:48.500 This is POOG.

00:02:49.920 Today's topic, loosely speaking,

00:02:51.380 stem cells.

00:02:53.020 Bush League, Radiating Pain.

00:02:59.380 I'm really sorry, Chris.

00:03:01.760 Would you bring me my Lima?

00:03:06.580 Okay.

00:03:07.400 Okay, we're here.

00:03:08.380 Good morning.

00:03:09.180 I'm fresh out of Tracy.

00:03:11.740 Wow.

00:03:12.640 Can you hear?

00:03:13.220 I'm still a little out of breath.

00:03:14.440 Incredible.

00:03:15.480 Okay, Lima is on.

00:03:17.700 Lima's on.

00:03:19.000 I was out late.

00:03:21.040 I can't lie.

00:03:21.760 I was home at 3.30 a.m.

00:03:22.920 Just dancing again in the streets

00:03:25.000 Dancing again

00:03:25.680 Well, by the way, injured myself doing push-ups on the floor of a party

00:03:28.920 Injury is too strong a word

00:03:30.060 I think I've seen you pull that move out at a party

00:03:32.040 Now, I won't lie, I have sunk down to my knees in a wide knee straddle

00:03:38.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:03:38.580 I did like the knees one 1.00

00:03:40.720 A girl push-up, as they say 1.00

00:03:42.680 Oh, yeah

00:03:43.500 But I was wearing cowboy boots

00:03:45.440 Jesus

00:03:45.920 Painful

00:03:46.680 By the way

00:03:47.660 Did you go up on the point?

00:03:49.140 Jacqueline, I thought of you 0.96

00:03:50.260 Imagine if, imagine Kelly was doing a pushup and you're up on the toe point. 1.00

00:03:54.700 Yeah.

00:03:55.260 Okay.

00:03:55.640 Well, Jacqueline, I thought of you because I worked out yesterday.

00:03:59.600 Okay, whatever.

00:04:00.380 Then I'm at the party, endorphins charging through me.

00:04:03.220 I'm like, I have the urge to work out at the party.

00:04:05.920 I'm like, so I dropped to my knee and I, and I radiating pain down the left leg that I'm

00:04:15.780 still experiencing.

00:04:17.240 I need you to tell me, I thought of you.

00:04:19.200 I was like, I'm okay.

00:04:20.260 Oh my God.

00:04:21.620 The fact that you think like pain that has to do with muscles and like of that nature

00:04:27.560 is something to be afraid of.

00:04:28.840 Even a nerve pain.

00:04:30.860 I'm not saying like, don't keep an eye out, but no, these are not the kinds of things

00:04:35.500 that the hypochondriacal are meant to be worrying about.

00:04:38.480 You're supposed to fear disease.

00:04:40.420 Here's what I do, but here's what worried me was just because, yeah, it just scared me.

00:04:46.380 It just scared me and it still scares me.

00:04:47.860 Because radiating pain sounds medical to you.

00:04:50.260 right or something you also lock into these like phrases i know how you are like reading pain is 0.99

00:04:58.800 like something you're gonna love you know what i mean i just it's down the right leg it's fucking 0.98

00:05:05.360 it sounds like some like it band shit like basically like you go to google what did i do 0.99

00:05:09.680 before you even type anything in in google i'm not to google but your cursor in google 0.77

00:05:14.120 yeah it like tells you like it's already about it bands like that's how much it bands are discussed

00:05:20.140 in that community.

00:05:21.460 I don't know if it's your IT band.

00:05:22.660 Like, it's so whatever that they're like,

00:05:24.460 you probably think it's your IT band,

00:05:26.100 but it's not, okay?

00:05:27.120 I'm just saying this is really Bush League, Kate.

00:05:32.300 Okay, pain down the side after working out.

00:05:36.020 Okay, like, yeah.

00:05:37.760 Down the back of the right leg.

00:05:39.400 Okay, great, okay, great.

00:05:40.240 Like, what the hell?

00:05:41.380 Sciatica?

00:05:41.980 Like, literally, these are the words you already know.

00:05:44.060 It's confusing to me because the workout,

00:05:46.720 no injury, me in a cowboy boot

00:05:49.120 doing a push-up at a party.

00:05:51.640 Injury.

00:05:52.480 Right.

00:05:52.660 So suddenly it's medical

00:05:53.640 because you're not on a mat, you mean?

00:05:55.140 Yeah, I guess because no one's supervising.

00:05:56.820 I mean, you did fly to the floor.

00:05:58.800 By the way, I took an ice pack

00:06:00.120 out of the freezer at this party

00:06:01.640 and I sat on the ground

00:06:03.660 and I was icing.

00:06:06.380 And I was icing.

00:06:07.000 Were these people you knew?

00:06:08.200 Yeah, I mean.

00:06:08.660 Another party, another lack of invitation.

00:06:12.000 Hey, Dad, I'm going to a party.

00:06:13.740 Pick you up?

00:06:14.360 Pick you up.

00:06:14.960 Can't pick you up. 1.00

00:06:15.460 Fucking cock. 1.00

00:06:16.720 It started at 11. 1.00

00:06:18.160 You wouldn't come.

00:06:19.120 I just would like the invite anyway.

00:06:21.120 Can't you indulge me with that?

00:06:22.360 Of course.

00:06:22.940 Because you never know when you're going to win the lottery.

00:06:25.120 And honestly, first of all, you haven't commented that I'm glowing because it's not just a workout.

00:06:29.680 What did you just rub all over your face?

00:06:31.700 Okay, a couple of things.

00:06:32.980 This is the Giving Essence from the Then I Met You brand, which is the Soko Glam brand.

00:06:39.980 Really nice stuff.

00:06:40.820 I've been using their cleansing balm and loving it.

00:06:42.880 Then I Met You?

00:06:44.000 Mm-hmm.

00:06:44.340 Yeah. Well, you should because it's like Soko Glam is where I first would purchase all my cleansing bombs. And then, you know, the curator of Soko Glam created her line. So it's like, she spent years going, here's why this cleanser is good. Here's why this cleanser is good. Here's why you might like this cleanser. And then creates her own. And you go, well, yeah, now we're going to have it all. But I got a facial yesterday.

00:07:05.120 Oh.

00:07:06.960 Okay.

00:07:07.480 This is your fancy facial?

00:07:08.780 Yes. This pimple in the center of my nose.

00:07:11.840 Yeah. And a pimple, of course, unheard of for you.

00:07:14.100 And to be on the... 1.00

00:07:15.480 The bridge.

00:07:16.020 Bridge of the nose.

00:07:16.580 Yeah, weird spot.

00:07:17.440 Slightly lower than the eyes.

00:07:19.460 Dead center if my face were oval

00:07:21.560 and you were doing that thing

00:07:22.460 to draw a face appropriately.

00:07:24.040 Yeah.

00:07:24.540 Dead center.

00:07:25.280 The least oily producing spot

00:07:27.840 on anyone's body. 1.00

00:07:29.760 Pimple like a goddamn carnival trick. 1.00

00:07:32.420 Okay? 1.00

00:07:32.820 Yeah.

00:07:33.140 Now, she's like,

00:07:34.660 what happened there?

00:07:37.100 Because she's like,

00:07:37.900 there's a reason.

00:07:38.680 Like everything,

00:07:39.380 it all has a reason.

00:07:40.060 So why would you get a pimple there? 0.99

00:07:41.240 She's like, 1.00

00:07:41.620 was there something?

00:07:43.000 She said, sunglasses?

00:07:43.780 I was like,

00:07:44.100 Oh, my God.

00:07:45.720 Well, yeah.

00:07:46.620 Yeah.

00:07:46.980 I was in sunglasses in the sweltering heat doing those poolside photos with my friend.

00:07:51.480 Oh, there you go.

00:07:52.140 My glamour shots.

00:07:52.520 There you go, your glamour shots.

00:07:53.820 Resting on the nose, unwashed, the same sunglasses I've been wearing for two years.

00:07:58.100 Haven't been touched with a wet wipe.

00:07:59.720 Yeah.

00:08:00.480 And so I tell her, I have every product at home, or I have a lot.

00:08:04.840 And so I'd love her recs. 0.98

00:08:06.440 So I'm going to send her pics of all the shit we have at home. 0.98

00:08:08.540 She's going to say, like, what to use. 0.99

00:08:11.060 Well, by the way, I'm waiting.

00:08:12.160 I'm excited to do the full Marie Veronique line.

00:08:15.820 I started during one last road trip.

00:08:18.660 I was like, I'm going to bring that and only that.

00:08:20.980 And then I kind of fell off.

00:08:24.700 But so I was like laying,

00:08:27.060 I've never been so chatty in a facial in my life.

00:08:29.100 I was like motor mouth.

00:08:30.320 Yeah.

00:08:31.100 Uh-oh.

00:08:32.920 And laying on her all these things like,

00:08:35.000 so is it real?

00:08:35.620 Is vitamin C real?

00:08:36.360 What'd you say?

00:08:36.880 What'd you say? 0.68

00:08:37.260 Give us.

00:08:37.960 I knew I could lure you in.

00:08:39.680 Give us info. 0.99

00:08:40.340 You're dead until the info.

00:08:42.160 I guess I was like, she's like, I was like, I have vitamin C powder, you know, which of course like non-degradation.

00:08:47.280 Yeah.

00:08:47.500 So I'm like, you know, mix it in.

00:08:48.840 And she's like, yeah, but sometimes the powder, the vitamin C powder can literally get stuck in the pores. 0.99

00:08:53.220 Holy shit. 0.99

00:08:54.280 I was like, what? 0.99

00:08:55.580 So that's interesting.

00:08:57.760 I'm almost out of my skinceuticals, vitamin C, and I will be re-upping, paying out of pocket.

00:09:04.120 Yeah.

00:09:04.960 I kind of nowhere with my vitamin C, I'm going to crack into the dentist's gross.

00:09:08.920 Oh yeah.

00:09:09.200 I use that whole thing, baby.

00:09:10.400 That's all vitamin C, I think.

00:09:12.160 And then I told her my routines.

00:09:15.660 I said, I have a number of devices.

00:09:18.000 It was the opposite of my thing at FaceTime.

00:09:19.860 You were honest about the bounty. 0.95

00:09:21.940 I was like, I'm not fucking hiding in here. 0.94

00:09:24.360 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:24.620 Because this woman is so far above me. 1.00

00:09:27.160 She's in the stratosphere.

00:09:28.440 She's a doctor.

00:09:29.220 That there's no fear.

00:09:30.980 Yeah.

00:09:31.120 Well, she's an esthetician, but she worked for 30 years with doctors only.

00:09:35.500 Wait, so what did she say?

00:09:37.160 I know it's coming.

00:09:38.420 So I'm like, I have a number of devices.

00:09:39.440 She's like, I like to name her.

00:09:41.020 She's like, mm-hmm. 0.92

00:09:41.740 She didn't go like, oh, that one's fucking awesome or anything, but I'm going to lay them all on her. 0.66

00:09:47.120 I told her about the podcast, of course. 0.89

00:09:49.160 She's going to listen.

00:09:50.900 And then it's just, she's like, well, what I'm really into.

00:09:56.020 And you're waiting, right?

00:09:57.500 To hear something you already have at home.

00:10:00.380 Celsius in the mouth.

00:10:02.260 Keep going.

00:10:03.240 I just took a nice sip of Celsius.

00:10:05.760 She goes, stem cells.

00:10:08.500 Wow.

00:10:09.620 Topical stem cells?

00:10:10.880 Yeah.

00:10:11.740 Which is what? $7,400 an ounce?

00:10:15.860 And you have to get them from children?

00:10:18.320 It's more like $150.

00:10:20.920 Okay.

00:10:21.920 Or there might have been something that was $300 for a bottle or whatever.

00:10:26.220 I don't know.

00:10:26.660 But I was like, well, Augustinus Botter, people are throwing that in their purse and calling it a day.

00:10:33.080 And half of the Botter, let's get real, is cream.

00:10:36.680 Nivea.

00:10:37.320 Not pure TCM complex, whatever.

00:10:40.520 Obviously, I'm also still probably going to purchase more Botter, you know, to be clear.

00:10:45.700 And Botter has never acknowledged the podcast.

00:10:49.100 Literally, absolute silence from Botter.

00:10:52.840 Silence.

00:10:55.260 So, I'm like, okay, stem cells.

00:10:57.480 And I immediately go, what?

00:10:59.520 And it was kind of amazing because she's like, stem cells, she's like, they come from proteins inside the umbilical cord of sheep on a farm.

00:11:09.840 Nope.

00:11:10.520 In Australia, there is no animal cruelty when the new ones are born.

00:11:14.720 They love it, in fact.

00:11:15.820 Yeah.

00:11:16.720 Yeah.

00:11:17.360 They ask for it.

00:11:18.580 They come prancing over and they're rapping on the doors of the herder, begging. 0.85

00:11:24.580 Ah, facials.

00:11:26.260 We want to help people. 1.00

00:11:27.260 Facials of American assholes. 1.00

00:11:28.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:29.260 Okay, wait.

00:11:30.040 So this is the...

00:11:31.740 I'm not...

00:11:32.220 I have not researched it.

00:11:33.180 I'm just telling you what she told me.

00:11:35.140 Oh, I love this.

00:11:35.660 Yeah.

00:11:35.780 She said, on a farm, there's no animal cruelty.

00:11:37.400 when a new one is born

00:11:39.660 they

00:11:40.800 and I just want to say

00:11:42.180 I'm repeating

00:11:42.920 what she said

00:11:43.900 I'm not saying

00:11:44.620 because you go

00:11:45.280 okay anytime

00:11:45.920 just because something is born

00:11:47.120 then what are they

00:11:47.980 you know

00:11:48.460 wrapped in cages

00:11:49.780 and 0.94

00:11:50.220 they're shooting them out

00:11:51.960 like a puppy mill

00:11:52.720 you know 0.99

00:11:53.020 I don't fucking know 0.99

00:11:54.360 of course 0.98

00:11:54.920 you don't claim to be an expert

00:11:56.300 so

00:11:56.600 when a new one's born

00:11:58.060 they take the protein

00:11:58.840 from the umbilical cord

00:11:59.980 and

00:12:00.940 that becomes

00:12:02.820 it goes on your face

00:12:04.820 and 0.96

00:12:05.720 her other thing

00:12:06.540 you ready

00:12:06.880 I told her Dennis Gross peel pads

00:12:09.460 she's like people really like those

00:12:11.380 she's like a lot of people say they use those

00:12:13.600 and I was like yeah I was like there's something

00:12:14.740 come in the little packets it makes it feel like

00:12:17.380 the active is more active

00:12:19.520 because they're not in a jar in a pile

00:12:21.320 like a lot of other peel pads are

00:12:23.480 so you kind of feel like you're opening up

00:12:24.960 so anyway talk about that

00:12:25.960 and then she said it twice

00:12:28.400 everyone is just trying to burn their skin off

00:12:31.800 constantly

00:12:32.320 peels upon peels upon peels

00:12:34.820 exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate

00:12:36.380 she's like

00:12:37.520 we have to put back

00:12:39.520 what we take away

00:12:40.640 well

00:12:40.960 over exfoliation

00:12:42.200 it's a huge issue

00:12:43.940 in the community

00:12:44.580 it's a huge

00:12:45.920 what are you wiping

00:12:47.020 right now

00:12:47.600 okay so I am

00:12:49.260 literally fresh out of Tracy 0.64

00:12:50.820 she has a wipe

00:12:51.680 and she's wiping it

00:12:52.560 all over her face and neck

00:12:53.520 no 1.00

00:12:53.760 this is toilet paper

00:12:54.960 okay

00:12:55.440 okay

00:12:56.220 procured in a pinch

00:12:57.580 before

00:12:58.060 or sweat

00:12:58.540 and then I've got

00:12:59.500 the then I'm at you

00:13:00.200 giving essence

00:13:00.660 that I'm essentially

00:13:01.160 cleaning my face

00:13:02.020 with right now 1.00

00:13:02.560 then this pimple 0.97

00:13:03.880 in the middle of my nose 1.00

00:13:04.640 she's like

00:13:05.980 That was serious.

00:13:06.660 She's like, I had to extract it four times.

00:13:09.060 Whoa. 0.99

00:13:10.480 Which I don't even know what that fucking means. 0.98

00:13:11.860 I want to report. 0.98

00:13:12.780 Because I was like, you know, take an orange out of the fridge.

00:13:15.100 It's not where you keep them, but you know.

00:13:16.960 How do you extract? 1.00

00:13:17.940 Well, I guess the pimple is the fridge. 1.00

00:13:20.260 I put an orange in the fridge. 1.00

00:13:21.860 Really?

00:13:22.400 For a cold orange.

00:13:23.620 Well, sure, sure.

00:13:24.960 But not to keep.

00:13:26.180 My eye is continuing to twitch, you might recall.

00:13:28.900 Sure do.

00:13:29.960 It's still twitching.

00:13:31.360 Have you called the doctor yet?

00:13:33.180 Have you called 911 yet?

00:13:35.980 No, but I'm considering it.

00:13:37.680 Oh, my teeth.

00:13:39.060 Okay, so there's a lot going on.

00:13:40.420 Did you get them whitened or just cleaned?

00:13:41.640 By the way, I just want to be very clear for people.

00:13:44.760 I'm not getting married.

00:13:47.020 There's been some confusion.

00:13:48.400 Is there confusion?

00:13:49.580 Yeah.

00:13:49.960 Is there really confusion?

00:13:50.800 Yes.

00:13:51.280 Actually, our friend Presley Oldham reached out being like,

00:13:55.140 saying like, because he like woke up listening to Poog.

00:13:57.260 He was like half asleep.

00:13:58.260 Yeah.

00:13:58.640 You know, and then he's like,

00:14:00.100 he's like, he'd sent us beautiful pearls in the past.

00:14:02.600 And then he's like, if you need pearls, you know,

00:14:04.660 whatever for your wedding.

00:14:05.480 oh and i was like does he mean the special and then i just wrote back like wait to be clear

00:14:10.080 and he was like oh my god like i was just listening as i was waking up like no it makes

00:14:14.740 total sense sprung into action which by the way is exactly what we want wake up with it we want

00:14:19.120 you half awake springing into offers okay so i also have an announcement or just what you're

00:14:24.480 describing listening to poog anything waking up into it falling asleep to it yes this is actually

00:14:32.540 there's something about cinema

00:14:34.840 falling asleep

00:14:36.120 cut it I don't have the full idea

00:14:39.360 well let me try it because my brain

00:14:41.220 fills one in no here's what it is I read

00:14:43.400 some director 0.94

00:14:45.020 I'm fucking forgetting but being like 0.98

00:14:46.680 I hope the crowd sleeps through my movies wakes up 0.99

00:14:49.280 start watching the movie fall asleep

00:14:51.220 wake up inside of it fall asleep

00:14:53.040 wake up inside of it like full

00:14:55.120 no it was like full the dream state

00:14:57.400 well isn't that kind of sublime

00:14:59.500 this is why I stand

00:15:01.520 by falling asleep to to really anything but like television films certainly so well you have to be

00:15:07.880 careful though what you're falling asleep to do you i think i think see i i wonder if it's all

00:15:13.580 just grist for the mill it all is but you know you want to fall asleep you don't want to have

00:15:18.200 i'm trying to think i can't think of anything do you well i fall asleep to dateline and it's

00:15:23.760 explosive exactly the murder you know as many most american women do and i still believe that's

00:15:30.100 facing the shadow and facing the fear and we'll stand by it but but um do you not eat for three 0.98

00:15:39.740 hours before bedtime wait what the hell what okay this is like the number one fucking health tip 1.00

00:15:48.100 and i don't know if i'll ever get rid of it it's fucking bullshit who fucking cares i mean it's the 0.99

00:15:53.360 whole thing is like you can't you're not getting true sleep this isn't just about like intermittent 1.00

00:15:57.340 fasting okay this is like you're not getting true sleep when you're still digesting your food okay

00:16:01.680 i don't buy it i mean this is this is like always and i love nothing more than to essentially eat

00:16:10.100 the food okay let it land metaphorically sort of land in the stomach and lay down and it's like a

00:16:15.480 stone in the stomach yeah it tethers me safely to the bed to the couch to the ground it's a paper

00:16:21.140 weight on me so that my spirit can float away without being that's okay i love it i really

00:16:25.620 think it's fine you're sleeping you're fine if you're tossing and turning i'll do anything but

00:16:30.660 that you're not tossing and turning going i can't sleep well what's the problem okay maybe

00:16:34.520 you know what i mean you're fine yeah is it degraded quality you're totally fine frankly 0.54

00:16:39.380 when i was wearing my aura ring which we have to discuss i mean my sleep was fucking good and i was 0.57

00:16:44.640 i was dining right into into the into bedtime yeah fall asleep i like to fall asleep watching tv 0.65

00:16:51.600 with Chris you know and then

00:16:53.140 he wakes me to like alert me

00:16:55.740 that I've fallen asleep and to like get 0.99

00:16:57.640 my ass to bed and like that is what's considered 0.98

00:16:59.740 not good sleep hygiene 1.00

00:17:01.080 works for me works for my household

00:17:03.780 if it works live your own 1.00

00:17:05.480 goddamn life live your own life 1.00

00:17:07.880 you know what 1.00

00:17:09.740 I'm drinking right now and I have to

00:17:11.640 say I'm not hungover I'm

00:17:13.500 just tired and

00:17:15.220 I didn't you know drink much

00:17:17.480 I had a couple tequilas and

00:17:19.360 a glass of Petnat earlier in the evening.

00:17:22.040 Don't even know what that is.

00:17:22.440 But the point is,

00:17:23.740 I'm drinking a Element Electrolytes.

00:17:27.200 I cannot overstate it.

00:17:28.280 A huge jar of water with the Element,

00:17:30.980 it's bringing me back.

00:17:32.280 That, and I've got coffee.

00:17:33.720 Let me grab mine.

00:17:35.060 It's right there.

00:17:35.640 She's gone.

00:17:36.120 She's off.

00:17:37.600 She's going to get her electrolytes.

00:17:41.300 There goes the Lima again.

00:17:42.800 Okay.

00:17:43.420 It's fine.

00:17:44.160 It's strong.

00:17:45.320 Okay, sorry.

00:17:45.740 I just grabbed my,

00:17:46.620 look at my new water bottle.

00:17:48.440 Can you see how big it is?

00:17:50.220 Yeah, that is huge.

00:17:52.080 62 ounce.

00:17:52.800 I'm holding it up next to my head.

00:17:53.840 It's about double the size. 1.00

00:17:55.000 Not to be a bitch. 1.00

00:17:56.440 I've got a bigger one. 1.00

00:17:58.100 Well, tell me.

00:17:58.780 And again, Poog's not visual, so it's not.

00:18:00.300 I've always said Steve Martin's greatest albums.

00:18:03.060 Do you think.

00:18:03.560 Full of visual bits. 1.00

00:18:04.960 Do you think Poog. 0.97

00:18:06.560 Yeah.

00:18:06.920 You know, you see these podcasts on Instagram.

00:18:09.320 And I'll ask the eavesdroppers.

00:18:10.740 Well, we know. 0.98

00:18:11.260 I mean, imagine if we were side by side, fully made up in foundation doing Poog.

00:18:18.120 Actually, huge question.

00:18:19.700 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:18:20.760 You mean on a set?

00:18:22.020 I mean the podcast where the people are, you see them.

00:18:24.860 Yeah.

00:18:25.220 The podcast where you see the people.

00:18:27.260 Sorry, I had to guzzle six guzzles.

00:18:30.940 But that's just not the spirit of Pug, unfortunately.

00:18:34.300 Unfortunately.

00:18:35.020 Okay, wait, listen.

00:18:36.140 Listen to me.

00:18:37.200 Yesterday, I cracked open the Moon Juice cookbook, which I've had for years.

00:18:42.880 I think I bought it when it came out.

00:18:44.860 What?

00:18:45.380 In like the 40s.

00:18:46.440 Yeah.

00:18:46.620 I bought this a long time ago, but a dear mutual friend, again,

00:18:51.860 we don't say names on the podcast honoring that I occasionally have a friend

00:18:55.360 is obsessed with, and he might even be like,

00:19:01.160 cause he was talking to you about how,

00:19:03.100 how obsessed he was with this drink he was making. And he was saying,

00:19:06.500 he was like, I feel like it's like bringing so much joy into my life.

00:19:09.540 And then I was like, I'm going to make it. And then he texted me. He was like,

00:19:12.200 I feel like, am I making the drink less powerful by talking about it? Right.

00:19:16.620 Which is a classic dynamic that we've wrestled with here on the podcast.

00:19:20.360 And I'm actually kind of trying to practice that myself in my own way.

00:19:23.920 It's like, keep it to your... 0.99

00:19:24.700 What if you kept it to your fucking self? 0.99

00:19:27.400 I mean, I can't keep anything to myself. 0.99

00:19:28.840 You know, the question of what object you're going to carry with you invisibly, a similar thing.

00:19:33.420 You know, let's not name ours.

00:19:35.820 I came up with an example, I think, crystal ball to, you know...

00:19:38.920 Anyway, go on.

00:19:39.520 Yeah.

00:19:40.240 So the point is, I don't think the drink...

00:19:42.840 So here comes not the recipe?

00:19:44.440 No, no, I'm going to.

00:19:45.580 and here thank god and i think i don't think it but i have to read from the cookbook what it says

00:19:51.820 about this so what this is is the deep chocolate moon milk which is a walnut milk base hold please

00:19:57.560 hold please yeah is this the drink your friend's making yes oh okay i thought this we were getting

00:20:04.380 a bespoke friend's recipe of a magic drink and they were worried it was going to become depotent

00:20:09.860 This is the moon juice publicly existing drink.

00:20:12.980 This is in, this is published.

00:20:14.700 Yeah.

00:20:15.140 This is a publicly existing drink.

00:20:16.540 Okay.

00:20:16.660 So this is safe.

00:20:17.740 So what you do is you make the walnut milk.

00:20:19.300 And by the way, I did soak walnuts overnight.

00:20:23.420 Wow.

00:20:24.200 Okay.

00:20:24.580 Did you wash them first?

00:20:25.920 You washed them in my purified water.

00:20:28.340 What kind of milk are you making?

00:20:29.800 If they're sprayed with death?

00:20:31.760 Of course.

00:20:32.080 Well, these are organic walnuts, but I washed them.

00:20:34.820 I rinsed them.

00:20:35.880 I soaked them overnight.

00:20:37.720 So you make the nut milk.

00:20:39.860 And in the nut milk, okay, so you blend the washed nuts, the rinsed activated nuts.

00:20:48.340 You blend them with water, some, you know, some Himalayan sea salt.

00:20:52.280 Fresh water or the water that they soaked in?

00:20:54.400 No, I'm sorry.

00:20:54.900 No, fresh filtered water.

00:20:56.240 Okay.

00:20:56.640 Purest water you can find.

00:20:57.800 Okay. 0.62

00:20:58.260 You discard the water they've been soaking in and you send that right to hell, actually, I think.

00:21:03.040 Discard is, it's always like discard.

00:21:05.960 And it's funny because it's like, I don't know why it's funny,

00:21:09.180 but in recipes, the use of the word discard

00:21:11.060 because it's like, it could mean anything.

00:21:12.620 It could be like toss over your shoulder.

00:21:15.080 Right, right, totally.

00:21:15.860 Versus like down the drain or in the trash.

00:21:17.480 Throw in the face of a neighbor, yeah.

00:21:19.220 All right.

00:21:19.840 So I discarded it.

00:21:23.640 So you do the milk, some ground, and cinnamon.

00:21:27.820 And folks, I remember hearing a long time ago,

00:21:29.780 you got to go Ceylon cinnamon.

00:21:31.180 Go to the C, Ceylon cinnamon.

00:21:32.900 Oh, I can never remember which is the one you got to go.

00:21:35.280 You got to go Ceylon. 0.91

00:21:36.240 All right, let's lock this in with a mnemonic.

00:21:38.480 Yeah, right now. Hold on. Say what? Ceylon. Yeah. Say what cinnamon? Say what kind of cinnamon do I need to use? Ceylon. Yeah. Sorry, this is horrifying, but it'll help. Okay, great. And then she calls for some raw honey. I purchased a honey yesterday. I was moaning in my house. Okay, so it's beekeepers natural. It was in a separate area, not with the honeys. It was in a little- 0.88

00:22:00.160 What?

00:22:00.860 It was in the fridge area.

00:22:02.380 Tiny little thing of honey at Air One.

00:22:03.860 Okay, I love it.

00:22:04.340 Tiny little jar of honey.

00:22:05.400 You know, you're just, so there I am.

00:22:06.920 And it's just assumed Air One.

00:22:08.240 Okay, I'm in.

00:22:08.920 Yeah.

00:22:09.420 Okay, so I know that section.

00:22:10.720 That's where they keep like the probiotics, right?

00:22:12.280 Yes, yes.

00:22:13.060 And Beekeeper's Natural.

00:22:13.980 And I would like to put out a call to them

00:22:15.480 because I have purchased out of pocket

00:22:17.080 their throat spray, their Propolis throat spray.

00:22:19.900 I swear by it.

00:22:20.440 Oh, I think I have as well.

00:22:21.480 I mean, I think I bought a six pack.

00:22:22.920 Do we know what Propolis means?

00:22:24.120 Because I've bought into Propolis time and time again

00:22:26.740 without understanding.

00:22:27.620 I know.

00:22:27.920 It's like 0.98

00:22:28.300 I don't fucking know 0.98

00:22:30.300 It's about the bees 0.99

00:22:31.580 Don't you just assume

00:22:32.460 It means like

00:22:33.080 Thicker, denser

00:22:34.160 The umbilical cord

00:22:35.500 Yeah, nutrient dense

00:22:36.380 Yeah

00:22:36.860 It's like unpasteurized

00:22:38.460 Or whatever

00:22:38.800 It's like the honey

00:22:39.520 It's like

00:22:40.200 When it could mean nothing

00:22:41.140 But it means something

00:22:41.940 I don't know what it means

00:22:44.160 So-co-glam 0.77

00:22:44.860 There's a lot of

00:22:45.400 Propolis stuff

00:22:46.540 Okay

00:22:47.240 I think if there's like

00:22:47.940 Prebiotics or something

00:22:49.180 Also

00:22:49.660 That might absolutely

00:22:51.360 Not be true

00:22:51.800 And probably isn't true

00:22:52.500 No one comes here for sex 0.98

00:22:53.740 They come here for sex 0.99

00:22:54.400 The point is this honey 0.99

00:22:55.200 This honey has

00:22:56.940 royal jelly in it. It's so small. The jar is so small. I don't know. But the honey, it's not too

00:23:05.780 sweet. But of course it's sweet because it's honey, but it's like the color of it. I'm just

00:23:10.920 telling you, I'll say it again. Moaning in my kitchen. Honey's never made me moan.

00:23:14.540 What's the color? Dark?

00:23:16.180 Yeah. It's like amber and it's so intense. So make that in the walnut. So again,

00:23:22.440 you have to make the walnut milk ahead of time. Okay. This is the deep chocolate moon milk.

00:23:26.160 I'm going to read you what she says in the Moonja's cookbook about this drink.

00:23:31.900 Deep chocolate is the drink I get the most texts about from people reporting that it's taken them

00:23:36.700 out of depression, save their marriage. I'm sorry. She can't wait, hold on. No, no, no.

00:23:41.940 By the way, you're going to give us the rest of the ingredients, right? Because just to be very

00:23:45.720 clear, we haven't even heard any decal. I'm going to walk you through it. I'm going to walk you

00:23:48.460 through it. Do you want ingredients first? I think I do. So that when you're giving the emotional...

00:23:53.420 So I'm sitting...

00:23:53.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:54.580 Okay.

00:23:54.900 So I'm making the walnut milk.

00:23:56.000 I'm hand straining like the olden days.

00:23:57.620 I'm going, whoa, I remember these days

00:23:58.900 the nut milk churning it.

00:23:59.980 What, cheesecloth, as they say?

00:24:01.780 Yep.

00:24:02.360 Yeah, milking it.

00:24:03.080 Getting cheesecloth is always hell.

00:24:04.800 It's like always like hanging in a random corner.

00:24:06.940 Well, I have a reusable nut milk bag.

00:24:09.300 Of course you do.

00:24:10.260 Okay, so...

00:24:10.660 Back in the cauliflower crust early days

00:24:12.540 before they mass produced it,

00:24:13.960 I was squeezing out zucchini and cauliflower.

00:24:16.680 Wow.

00:24:17.040 Getting the water out.

00:24:17.920 Cheesecloth, create my own pizza crust.

00:24:19.780 Unbelievable.

00:24:20.860 Gone.

00:24:21.580 So you make the walnut milk

00:24:22.620 And then here is the recipe for the deep chocolate.

00:24:26.780 One and a half teaspoons raw honey or sweetener of choice.

00:24:29.640 Needless to say, I use the Beekeeper Natural Moaning Honey.

00:24:32.700 Of course, you didn't usually say I'll immediately dump two Celsius in there as my sweetener, but go on.

00:24:38.940 Two tablespoons cacao powder.

00:24:41.740 Two tablespoons maca powder.

00:24:43.960 Here we go.

00:24:44.800 Quarter teaspoon ground cinnamon.

00:24:47.060 Three ice cubes.

00:24:48.580 You blend it. 0.99

00:24:49.080 What the fuck is maca powder again? 0.99

00:24:50.760 Maca is an adaptogenic herb that's all about energy. 0.99

00:24:58.360 I believe it's an energy. 1.00

00:24:59.800 It makes you fuck. 1.00

00:25:00.880 It's like something. 1.00

00:25:01.920 What color is it?

00:25:03.120 Wait, Maca.

00:25:03.820 There are different kinds.

00:25:04.500 I got black Maca because I was at Air One.

00:25:06.460 Of course, there are like 14 kinds.

00:25:08.740 And I just did a cursory Google and they were like,

00:25:10.520 black Maca is great for hormones.

00:25:13.000 The herb is like a yellow, like a 70s yellow color.

00:25:16.740 You know that color.

00:25:17.200 And people say it like, I believe it's like an energy thing.

00:25:21.160 Oh, and what does maca do for a woman, it says?

00:25:25.460 Yeah. 0.68

00:25:25.820 Interesting.

00:25:26.580 PMS, PCOS.

00:25:27.420 That's right in the heat, honey. 0.99

00:25:28.720 Estrogen dominance. 0.82

00:25:30.300 Interesting.

00:25:30.800 They've spelled estrogen O-E.

00:25:32.980 I've seen that.

00:25:34.700 Oh my God.

00:25:35.920 You know, Amon, wait.

00:25:37.460 What was it say?

00:25:38.440 I'm like, they sell it?

00:25:40.420 Okay, go on.

00:25:41.620 Okay.

00:25:42.180 I'm going to read you what it says about this.

00:25:43.600 There's Navitas for 1880.

00:25:45.380 Let me guess.

00:25:47.200 Culinary grade.

00:25:52.000 Okay.

00:25:52.540 Go on.

00:25:52.940 I'm sorry.

00:25:53.260 I'm having the most fun.

00:25:54.640 Now I'm kind of like,

00:25:55.400 I want to talk about maca.

00:25:56.360 I'm like,

00:25:56.540 what does maca?

00:25:57.180 Okay,

00:25:57.300 listen.

00:25:58.100 So this is the chocolate drink.

00:25:59.240 Okay.

00:25:59.380 You blend that all.

00:26:01.980 Okay.

00:26:02.420 So about this drink,

00:26:03.300 she says,

00:26:04.680 deep chocolate is the drink.

00:26:05.980 I get the most texts about from people reporting that it's taken them out of

00:26:09.580 depression,

00:26:10.800 saved their marriage by reviving their intimacy.

00:26:13.940 you know like change change your life like poog like everything like oh my god changed my life

00:26:20.560 saved my marriage yeah it's like next level also that's next level saved their marriage

00:26:26.660 by reviving their intimacy and of course given them so much energy they're afraid something's

00:26:34.480 wrong which is this and then it goes on she says unlike other substances that provide this kind of

00:26:41.900 high. Deep chocolate doesn't deplete you.

00:26:43.960 You're only building a stronger and sexier endocrine

00:26:46.020 system. Holy shit. Okay. 1.00

00:26:48.220 Moon Juice, she rules. 1.00

00:26:49.800 Okay. She fucking rules. I'm blown away 1.00

00:26:51.840 by the copy here.

00:26:53.860 I'm blown away. Wow.

00:26:56.300 I mean, it's in line. Like, that almost

00:26:57.880 sounds like the text you'd get from the

00:26:59.920 friend about the thing. Yeah.

00:27:02.200 We're not divorcing. We're staying together.

00:27:04.820 And like the saying

00:27:05.980 that people are concerned something's wrong.

00:27:07.880 Well, that's what got me. Imagine the

00:27:09.900 that energy, which is what was happening to me when I was flying so high after exercising for

00:27:13.900 the first time in 18 years. And I was like, you called the doctor. You called your pediatrician,

00:27:20.260 got him out of retirement because he's the only person you trust.

00:27:24.540 Shout out to Donald, my psychiatrist who left me. Shout out to Dr. Tardio.

00:27:30.800 Lori Hollingsworth. I know all the names. My facialist, Lori Hollingsworth, no longer taking 0.95

00:27:36.320 new clients um my pediatrician was dr tardio who had to convince me i didn't have breast cancer 0.90

00:27:41.440 because i went to her convinced that my ribs were tumors feeling my ribs through my budding tits

00:27:46.900 going that's a tumor see that's very interesting you probably thought ribs are only tits down 0.76

00:27:52.360 because that's where we think of when people talk about ribs like do you know like a rib

00:27:56.040 starts up here i know yeah yeah yeah totally the collarbone collarbone's the first rib some say

00:28:00.340 okay but but by the way i'll just say you asked me yesterday have we talked about erythritol's

00:28:10.020 dangers i was like um i'm gonna bring up this thread only yeah the very thing that we cackled

00:28:17.080 about for two minutes when i said of course of course distracted by i know i said it so by the

00:28:24.020 wait I was at this by the way I'm soaring I great I text I'm gonna read it because I was at this

00:28:31.000 this um you know a friend's birthday mingling there it is erythritol came up erythritol came

00:28:36.920 up and he my friend who listens to poog and was like you guys like are you eating erythritol like

00:28:45.580 be fucking careful so I texted Jacqueline at 8 39 p.m. erythritol is bad have we discussed 0.86

00:28:51.920 serious health risks it seems 0.99

00:28:53.660 and you responded

00:28:55.320 you're forgetting

00:28:55.860 that's when we cackled

00:28:56.680 the story is bull

00:28:57.740 because the erythritol

00:28:58.460 is naturally produced

00:28:59.480 in the body

00:29:00.020 they didn't have data

00:29:01.300 on whether the people

00:29:02.100 even consumed erythritol

00:29:03.240 whatever on and on

00:29:04.440 I by the way

00:29:05.040 was standing in Ralph's

00:29:06.140 at the checkout

00:29:06.820 while typing that

00:29:08.020 I love that

00:29:08.540 and you said

00:29:09.180 I think it's big corn

00:29:10.180 and that reminded me

00:29:11.400 yeah I think they're coming for

00:29:12.800 so yeah

00:29:13.240 so now I don't know

00:29:14.480 and I was like

00:29:15.080 but my gladness 0.98

00:29:16.040 fucking preface with 0.97

00:29:17.000 I don't know 0.99

00:29:18.000 on this podcast

00:29:18.720 at this point

00:29:19.500 well then you haven't

00:29:21.120 been listening

00:29:21.740 Okay, we don't know.

00:29:22.700 The podcast should be called I Don't Know.

00:29:24.780 Oh no, I'm talking into the Lima.

00:29:28.100 You're using the Lima as a microphone?

00:29:29.740 Yeah, I got confused.

00:29:30.780 I mean, I'm still close by, so it's okay.

00:29:32.520 Yeah.

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00:33:29.040 You know, the lips are skin too.

00:33:33.500 Lima everywhere, to be clear,

00:33:35.620 Which, by the way, I was going to ask them if we do do an informational call.

00:33:39.340 Not that this is the immediate plan, okay?

00:33:42.620 But technically, the orifices, right? 0.99

00:33:46.780 Asshole. 0.98

00:33:47.340 Because red light is anti-inflammation. 0.99

00:33:49.100 So it seems literally huge for a hemorrhoid, internal hemorrhoids.

00:33:54.040 I'm wondering, do you place a plastic bag around this and insert as you please, where you please?

00:34:00.760 Does the plastic diffuse the cold laser?

00:34:05.620 But I mean, like, without a doubt, like, why wouldn't you, if there was anything built to rejuvenate the orifices, tell me it's not, I mean, you, every time I say that I sit in front of my red light, you always, like that light path LED red light, like, unit, you always say, what do you always say?

00:34:25.580 Crotch to the thing or whatever.

00:34:27.240 You're like, spread legged, you're always assuming.

00:34:29.260 And I'm usually just like blasting the torso to try to get every organ.

00:34:33.200 And so, you know, it's part of it.

00:34:35.140 But I just wonder if we could become ambassadors to Lima.

00:34:42.500 The fact that...

00:34:43.620 Okay.

00:34:44.080 Okay.

00:34:44.320 Anyway, that's another question.

00:34:45.520 But, but, but, but, but, but, take me back.

00:34:47.460 Take me back to the drink.

00:34:48.360 Did we get the full ingredients?

00:34:50.040 We got the full ingredients.

00:34:52.380 I'm even considering having a little sip.

00:34:54.740 You have it prepared next to you?

00:34:56.400 No, it's my fridge.

00:34:57.420 Oh, in a pitcher?

00:34:59.980 Yeah.

00:35:00.420 So I had so much walnut milk.

00:35:02.160 I made walnut milk.

00:35:04.900 All right, you know, use that in my coffee.

00:35:06.580 Because this nut milk, here's the thing with the homemade nut milks.

00:35:09.360 They're delicious, but you have to drink it in like three days.

00:35:12.320 Well, here's the question.

00:35:13.280 I've noticed on an almond milk, like five days with an opening.

00:35:18.200 I'm like, what?

00:35:19.280 Oh, I know.

00:35:20.260 There's no having almond milk on hand.

00:35:23.740 Like, so you got to be...

00:35:25.500 Oh, did I tell you?

00:35:26.600 I told you about the matcha, right?

00:35:28.460 Americano style.

00:35:29.160 No, you didn't.

00:35:29.880 Yeah, I did.

00:35:30.540 No, you didn't.

00:35:31.520 Or were you just on the Burrow website?

00:35:33.020 live during kook.

00:35:35.820 I've heard of it.

00:35:36.840 I mean,

00:35:37.020 a matcha maracona,

00:35:38.040 that's what you're doing.

00:35:38.980 Because by the way,

00:35:39.940 as we know,

00:35:40.320 I don't do a latte.

00:35:41.480 If I wanted a glass of milk,

00:35:42.620 I'd become seven again

00:35:44.260 and go to church.

00:35:45.260 No, no, no.

00:35:45.480 A latte is a laugh from 2007.

00:35:49.740 And, you know,

00:35:51.320 yeah,

00:35:52.640 you got to find another way

00:35:54.500 to get your drink creamy

00:35:55.620 other than filling it

00:35:57.340 with four cups of milk.

00:36:00.240 I mean,

00:36:00.520 that's what I was saying about the,

00:36:01.820 you know,

00:36:02.100 it's like,

00:36:02.400 if you want a glass of milk

00:36:03.680 I want to be clear

00:36:04.260 not shame

00:36:05.060 ooh a ring at the door

00:36:06.160 who could it be

00:36:06.680 was it you or me 0.93

00:36:07.400 a poo package 0.83

00:36:08.600 was it you

00:36:09.020 or was it me

00:36:09.460 do you know

00:36:09.960 if it was mine

00:36:10.680 it was me

00:36:11.380 are you sure

00:36:11.760 it was me

00:36:12.120 it was me

00:36:12.620 I'm 100% sure

00:36:13.660 furious

00:36:14.340 wait

00:36:15.220 oh my god

00:36:15.940 if it wasn't you

00:36:16.760 I can see the darkness

00:36:17.280 of a package on this

00:36:18.340 that is you

00:36:19.540 okay here we go

00:36:20.200 it's live

00:36:20.760 here I go

00:36:21.200 hey Chris

00:36:24.240 keep an eye out

00:36:24.840 for packages

00:36:25.540 caper lamp

00:36:27.580 might be getting one

00:36:28.540 hey who are you

00:36:30.920 interesting

00:36:31.680 The sounds of a home

00:36:35.920 Clomp, clomp, clomp 1.00

00:36:37.760 Here she comes 1.00

00:36:38.380 Wonderful

00:36:38.980 My J. Hannah ring is back

00:36:42.380 Had to have it resized

00:36:43.720 Don't worry, Jacqueline

00:36:44.560 I paid out of pocket

00:36:45.680 Wait, I do hear sounds down there

00:36:51.240 Because I yelled when you were gone

00:36:53.280 For Chris to make sure

00:36:54.040 There isn't anything waiting for me outside

00:36:55.600 I need to take a hot Epsom salt bath

00:36:58.200 For the leg pain

00:36:59.060 Thoughts?

00:36:59.900 Devastating

00:37:00.340 I was even

00:37:00.740 consider oh i saw no because i'm realizing the light path you're probably gonna say i should use

00:37:05.720 huh yeah on the leg everywhere but yeah do not underestimate the combination of red light and

00:37:14.580 infrared light that's what you're holding on your forehead right now okay i love you question read

00:37:20.740 the studies are you open to going to the korean spa with me this week you forget just once again

00:37:27.180 for the last 10 days.

00:37:28.820 Like you forget everything.

00:37:29.380 You're scared of COVID.

00:37:30.380 No.

00:37:31.420 What?

00:37:31.920 I'm leaving tomorrow. 1.00

00:37:33.860 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:37:34.620 Okay. 1.00

00:37:36.200 Okay.

00:37:36.880 Okay. 1.00

00:37:37.600 God damn it. 0.99

00:37:38.800 So. 0.99

00:37:39.860 Oh, so it looks like ding dong.

00:37:42.340 See you in a couple hours.

00:37:44.000 Oh my God. 0.99

00:37:44.800 Ding dong.

00:37:45.400 A little sail away.

00:37:46.860 I mean, it's an interesting concept.

00:37:49.780 Scale of one to 10.

00:37:50.820 Technically.

00:37:51.800 You're all in.

00:37:52.380 It depends.

00:37:52.840 Technically.

00:37:53.080 One being not a chance.

00:37:54.100 Worst day.

00:37:55.260 Because I'm leaving for like a month,

00:37:56.740 Possibly with no return

00:37:57.980 All leading up to the special

00:37:59.340 And sorry folks

00:38:01.000 You listening to this

00:38:02.080 You're probably

00:38:02.540 You're gone for a month

00:38:03.800 I've told you this

00:38:04.980 I knew this

00:38:05.700 Sorry I knew this

00:38:06.460 You just couldn't accept it

00:38:07.660 So you

00:38:08.440 I rarely can accept

00:38:09.280 Went into a dissociative fugue

00:38:11.220 Yeah

00:38:11.560 Okay

00:38:14.120 If I want to get my face waxed off

00:38:16.500 Pre special

00:38:17.680 You don't need to do anything

00:38:18.560 They're just gonna

00:38:19.300 You're done

00:38:20.800 You look great

00:38:21.840 You're cooked

00:38:22.340 They're gonna put makeup on you

00:38:23.380 No but

00:38:23.920 You're done

00:38:24.180 But my chin

00:38:24.920 Like in an effort to

00:38:26.420 be, like, caring for my skin,

00:38:28.820 I've been very, like, I just feel

00:38:30.780 like in those harsh stage

00:38:32.940 lights, do I really want the

00:38:34.860 slight, like, mustache on the

00:38:36.920 corner of the lid? You know what I mean? Like, do I

00:38:38.800 want to make my skin into water skin?

00:38:41.260 Oh, you're talking about

00:38:42.480 true hair? What the hell else

00:38:44.860 would I mean? It's a siren, sorry. I mean,

00:38:46.860 like, you know, whatever, brows, whatever. Just

00:38:48.720 whatever needs to be done. I have no

00:38:51.000 my point, all

00:38:52.840 I was going to say, okay?

00:38:54.700 because I was thinking

00:38:56.020 in these different cities,

00:38:58.120 okay, I'm passing truth

00:38:59.300 and what if they have

00:39:00.080 the greatest browse specialist?

00:39:02.080 It just opens up the options.

00:39:03.940 Anyway, okay.

00:39:05.360 A question of how,

00:39:06.220 if we're getting to Olympic,

00:39:08.540 it's technically like one of the more,

00:39:10.920 it would be in the spirit of,

00:39:13.280 go to a movie the night before the SATs.

00:39:16.300 You know this?

00:39:17.580 I mean, I'm sure you didn't.

00:39:18.340 You probably grew up in elementary school

00:39:20.400 in which math was taught

00:39:21.780 explicitly through pottery.

00:39:23.720 Oh yeah, my elementary school

00:39:24.680 school they I'm saying wait sorry there's a concept in the world I come from okay which is

00:39:32.920 like cramming for the SATs and like we've been working for months so they go like go to a movie

00:39:39.060 the night before that's good advice take your mind off of it you know like relaxing will be

00:39:43.620 better for you just drinking out of those mason jars by the way I'm not convinced your water

00:39:47.020 bottle is bigger than mine unless it's one of those like honey you haven't seen my water bottle

00:39:52.440 Do you want to see it?

00:39:53.960 Name the ounces

00:39:54.620 Because sometimes

00:39:55.480 Your visual ability

00:39:56.880 To assess size

00:39:58.180 Is questionable

00:39:59.760 That's true

00:40:00.540 Do you want me to go get it?

00:40:01.740 That's not true

00:40:02.220 But yeah

00:40:02.560 I think yours probably

00:40:03.760 Is bigger

00:40:04.200 And I just want to say

00:40:05.140 I don't want to be made wrong

00:40:06.800 So I'm saying

00:40:07.580 It probably is big

00:40:08.180 I'll wait

00:40:09.840 Ow!

00:40:11.420 These headphones

00:40:12.200 Always hurt me

00:40:13.360 Okay so

00:40:18.700 This is the water bottle

00:40:19.820 i don't know why i wanted more of a reaction okay but mine's i think taller than that so just 64 1.00

00:40:26.960 ounces here we go 64 yeah there you are you fucking what are you bitch okay hold on what's 1.00

00:40:32.520 yours this is what i was asking about i had a feeling we were coming this way okay hold on 1.00

00:40:37.340 like so look at my smile this is a takaya sport i'm pretty sure mine is 64 so i'm gonna double

00:40:42.260 check look how happy i am this is from my this is from my kardashians when i was been when i was

00:40:47.380 watching a lot of Kardashians, I saw that Kendall had this and I went, well, if it's good enough

00:40:52.520 for Kendall. Yeah. Stainless steel interior, naturally. Mine is as well. Imagine if it

00:40:58.600 weren't, it was just made of oats. Yeah. It's like, of course it's- Bitch, you ready? Mine's 68.

00:41:04.700 Fuck. Fuck. Oh, by the way, four ounces, half a cup. I'll pound that. I've never seen you make 1.00

00:41:11.960 You can pad it.

00:41:13.340 You can guzzle all the way in.

00:41:14.740 By the way, an extra four ounces.

00:41:16.440 Wow.

00:41:16.720 68.

00:41:17.340 Interesting.

00:41:18.400 Well, I'm drinking.

00:41:19.400 Brought it into frame and I knew I had her. 0.96

00:41:22.980 I go, that looks like the size of her head. 0.60

00:41:24.740 It's squatter for sure.

00:41:26.800 When you're squatter, you lose height.

00:41:32.320 Okay.

00:41:32.920 So what thoughts on an Epsom salt bath for my muscles?

00:41:36.080 And I had a response.

00:41:37.320 I loaned John my Theragun.

00:41:38.520 I need to get it back.

00:41:39.840 Wow. 0.99

00:41:40.000 I went, oh, fuck today because Theragun gave us a full Theragun and the travel size. 0.99

00:41:45.420 One of the early poo gifts that floored us. 1.00

00:41:48.820 Yeah, where we cackled in the night. 0.94

00:41:50.320 I can't locate.

00:41:51.820 We were cackling the night, but Theragun has arrived.

00:41:54.820 Still curious about the Theragun facial device, folks.

00:41:57.840 I was going to say.

00:41:59.260 But Jacqueline, I cannot locate the charger for the travel size Theragun.

00:42:03.600 Well, I got news for you.

00:42:04.900 I too am struggling with the question of the charger.

00:42:10.000 I'll say that sorted out organizing, I was singing their praises in my mind today because

00:42:14.820 the amount of charge, you know how we all drown in chargers, of course.

00:42:19.560 But I had to order a fresh one because I couldn't find mine either.

00:42:21.980 Oh, really? Okay. Because I said to myself, if this charger exists in this home,

00:42:26.100 it's going to be in this drawer. And it wasn't, which I felt at peace. I went,

00:42:30.260 well, it doesn't exist in the home.

00:42:31.540 Well, do you also want to hear what is, do you have a label maker?

00:42:35.000 Nope.

00:42:35.200 You heard me.

00:42:36.320 So you're going to get one because number one, the central practice.

00:42:43.200 You're looking at your phone.

00:42:44.320 It's okay if you're not.

00:42:45.580 But if you are, I was.

00:42:48.640 I know it's down.

00:42:50.100 I respect you.

00:42:51.000 I'm sorry.

00:42:51.640 I am an addict and I have been poisoned.

00:42:54.060 You're on stage right now.

00:42:54.980 I know. 0.98

00:42:55.400 I cannot fucking believe I'm on stage. 0.98

00:42:58.300 Oh, no. 0.99

00:42:59.720 I've squandered.

00:43:01.120 I've squandered them. 0.90

00:43:02.840 I've squandered the hags. 0.99

00:43:04.060 Okay. First of all, my teeth. We haven't discussed. Glow science. Got them whitened yesterday.

00:43:13.700 Oh, that's where you were.

00:43:14.860 I read a thing about-

00:43:15.940 Glow science.

00:43:16.920 I think that's what it's called. They give you the intense ones in office.

00:43:20.360 Because you don't want to go too white. That's good. You don't want to go- 1.00

00:43:22.840 Oh, for sure. No.

00:43:24.400 You know, morning news white.

00:43:25.900 You know, the classic whites of the eyes. It's like, yeah, I don't want the blinding,

00:43:30.380 almost status symbol of teeth

00:43:34.040 that are so white

00:43:34.900 that just are like,

00:43:36.300 I paid through the nose for these.

00:43:37.960 Yeah, and they're like utterly sexless.

00:43:39.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:40.840 So these,

00:43:41.500 I don't know if you can tell,

00:43:42.240 these are pretty good.

00:43:43.000 Those are great. 1.00

00:43:43.680 Look at those pearly whites. 0.99

00:43:44.680 That looks like a tooth. 0.99

00:43:45.720 What happens?

00:43:46.360 They blast it?

00:43:47.400 So they put the serum on

00:43:49.080 or whatever,

00:43:50.160 you know,

00:43:50.440 the hydrogen peroxide,

00:43:51.660 whatever.

00:43:51.920 Yeah.

00:43:52.600 And they do it

00:43:53.960 in the concentration in office

00:43:55.240 that they will not send to you at home.

00:43:57.120 Okay, they will not send you home with.

00:43:58.400 Ooh.

00:43:58.640 So you get the intense blast in the office and then they have this heat thing that you stick in your mouth and looks like a blue light kind of thing, but that's just a color.

00:44:08.180 It's not relevant.

00:44:09.480 And the warmth of it is, I don't know if it makes it work better or it's supposed to make it non-sensitive, whatever.

00:44:14.080 And then go home with that device.

00:44:16.240 And then for the next 10 days, I put on the home whitener.

00:44:19.680 This is a lot.

00:44:20.920 10 days.

00:44:21.840 Jesus.

00:44:22.440 Now, back in the day, I tried a Crest Whitestrip.

00:44:25.940 Me too.

00:44:26.740 In high school, I did Crest Whitestrips.

00:44:28.200 And I...

00:44:28.920 Shocking.

00:44:29.520 The teeth must have been perfect.

00:44:30.100 Tried them again.

00:44:31.080 I was like, oh, this is hell.

00:44:32.140 And then tried them again in New York 10 years ago.

00:44:35.280 And it was like I was in bed all day.

00:44:39.140 From the pain?

00:44:40.080 From the sensitivity, the zingers.

00:44:41.660 I feel like I remember that.

00:44:43.380 And right now...

00:44:44.700 Oh, no.

00:44:45.220 I have low-level zinger across all of the teeth.

00:44:48.700 Jacqueline, no.

00:44:49.300 I'm in hell.

00:44:50.160 Jacqueline, you're so strong.

00:44:52.140 Here I am with my leg.

00:44:53.080 Meanwhile, tooth pain?

00:44:55.140 My teeth are as if I've just bitten to 1.00

00:44:57.800 have a bite of fucking fork. 1.00

00:45:00.620 Radiate. 1.00

00:45:01.120 Oh, stop.

00:45:02.040 Don't, don't.

00:45:03.000 I'm biting on a fork right now

00:45:04.400 on every single tooth.

00:45:05.920 Jacqueline. 0.95

00:45:07.040 Hell, okay.

00:45:08.400 Did you call the office crying?

00:45:10.720 No, but I sent my dentist

00:45:12.540 an email.

00:45:14.980 This thing leaves right there

00:45:15.800 and I didn't do it because

00:45:16.420 so I had to Instacart from Rite Aid.

00:45:19.400 They're the only people who carry this thing.

00:45:21.280 That is the only thing that saved me

00:45:22.720 when I got my wisdom taped out.

00:45:23.760 They gave me Vicodin.

00:45:25.320 They gave me whatever, right?

00:45:27.280 The only thing that worked when I had the dry sockets.

00:45:31.100 Mashed potatoes.

00:45:32.380 Yeah.

00:45:33.800 Well, food is the only comfort.

00:45:35.320 But this Red Cross toothache kit that features eugenol made of clove oil.

00:45:41.920 I don't know anything that was just uttered.

00:45:44.080 Eugenol.

00:45:44.780 Not Benzocaine.

00:45:45.880 Not Ambosol.

00:45:47.080 The thing made of clove oil.

00:45:48.260 the only thing that worked on my wisdom teeth dry socket pure hell exposed nerves and they do not

00:45:57.040 carry it at CVS I repeat I've looked for years every time this happens it's the one thing you

00:46:02.480 can only go to Rite Aid for apparently anyway I got it and it's like you have to apply it with

00:46:06.480 tweezers because it's so intense that if it gets all over you you're like you know you go blind

00:46:11.680 I don't know but it's it's and it kind of didn't work like I kind of tried it less and I was like

00:46:18.020 And I'm expected to put the peroxide back on my teeth today.

00:46:21.620 I don't know if I can proceed.

00:46:22.940 Don't do it.

00:46:23.560 No, if it's hurting that much, you can't.

00:46:25.660 I mean, I could just try to protect these for the next couple of weeks.

00:46:32.560 And by the way, it's coffee through a straw straight down the back.

00:46:35.500 Don't let it backwash through your teeth.

00:46:37.460 You mean that's the role when you're doing this?

00:46:39.200 You're not supposed to do blueberries.

00:46:40.820 There were no blueberries on my yogurt last night.

00:46:43.020 No.

00:46:43.500 Anything that can stain. 0.99

00:46:44.540 I'm blasting the neck 0.99

00:46:47.300 because the spot on the neck 0.99

00:46:49.000 the facialist

00:46:50.360 well say her name 0.95

00:46:51.400 or I won't say her name

00:46:52.420 TBD but 0.93

00:46:53.580 give her 1.00

00:46:53.980 give her 1.00

00:46:54.500 Louise 1.00

00:46:54.940 Deschamps

00:46:56.300 well I don't know 1.00

00:46:57.260 maybe she's 0.88

00:46:58.020 she's already so inundated 1.00

00:46:59.820 that she doesn't want people 1.00

00:47:01.240 ringing the phone

00:47:02.180 but

00:47:02.380 she just ignores 1.00

00:47:03.060 Louise Deschamps

00:47:03.860 Deschamps

00:47:04.620 just

00:47:05.560 so your lack of interest

00:47:07.240 in stem cell

00:47:07.920 okay

00:47:08.500 not true

00:47:09.220 so I went home

00:47:10.380 with sheet masks

00:47:11.300 of stem cells

00:47:12.180 a rose water spray

00:47:13.520 that has

00:47:14.260 the stem cells in it.

00:47:15.420 What?

00:47:15.900 Did she make it?

00:47:17.960 I don't even know.

00:47:19.240 I want to know the price tag now

00:47:20.180 and there was water spray.

00:47:21.200 I said,

00:47:22.620 I gave you my credit card

00:47:23.460 at the beginning.

00:47:24.380 She laid them out for me in office.

00:47:26.660 I don't remember exactly what they were.

00:47:28.720 It was like a couple hundred dollars

00:47:30.260 for one of them

00:47:31.760 and then something less for another.

00:47:34.740 But it was, you know,

00:47:36.100 I accepted it in the moment.

00:47:38.040 It was like,

00:47:38.680 yes, I'm willing to pay that.

00:47:39.580 But I didn't want to do the tally

00:47:41.640 even though it immediately popped up

00:47:43.180 on my phone.

00:47:43.660 And then I just tried to put it away and be like, I guess I got to sell more hats.

00:47:49.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:50.520 And was like, if not now, when?

00:47:52.620 I also rationalized that.

00:47:54.120 The wedding.

00:47:54.640 I've spent so little on skincare in the past two years as a result of POOG.

00:47:59.500 Oh, I've tried to do that.

00:48:00.900 Yeah.

00:48:01.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:02.180 And so I'm going to be doing stem cell all month and we're going to see.

00:48:08.360 I can't wait to hear about the results.

00:48:10.100 That's exciting.

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00:48:52.820 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.

00:48:54.960 If it wasn't for the year where Ella lived,

00:48:57.780 she wouldn't have died on that fatal night.

00:49:00.700 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,

00:49:02.420 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.

00:49:05.460 I'm not too intimidated by her.

00:49:06.880 What are you talking about? 0.72

00:49:07.860 Listen to the Girlfriend Spotlight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. 1.00

00:49:37.860 in the arranged marriage universe, 0.99

00:49:39.380 you're basically on a sushi conveyor belt.

00:49:41.640 And like raw fish, you've got a shelf life.

00:49:45.260 And the wild part?

00:49:46.740 You're not just looking for someone you like.

00:49:48.600 You're casting for a mythical hero

00:49:50.040 your entire family approves of.

00:49:52.280 A saint, a demigod, a unicorn.

00:49:55.280 I know because years ago,

00:49:56.720 I sacrificed myself to this chaotic,

00:49:59.080 soul-crushing tradition,

00:50:00.320 hoping to find love the correct way.

00:50:02.780 Boys and Girls is our absurd, cringy,

00:50:05.440 heartfelt ride through the highs and lows 1.00

00:50:07.380 of the Indian arranged marriage,

00:50:09.280 finally giving you the validation

00:50:11.040 and healing you deserve.

00:50:13.600 Listen to Boys and Girls starting February 19th

00:50:16.240 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

00:50:18.680 or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:50:20.620 This is Ryder Strong,

00:50:21.720 and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

00:50:24.280 It was many and many a year ago

00:50:27.280 in a kingdom by the sea.

00:50:29.660 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor,

00:50:32.220 disappeared from a commune.

00:50:33.500 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:50:34.680 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:50:38.500 No, I am not your guru.

00:50:42.260 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:50:44.860 I lied to police.

00:50:46.140 I lied to everybody.

00:50:47.140 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:50:50.120 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:50:52.800 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,

00:50:55.620 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.

00:50:58.960 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:51:01.880 and not the obvious boyfriend?

00:51:03.280 They have had this case for 30 years. 0.98

00:51:06.480 I'll teach you sons of **** to come around here and my wife. 0.97

00:51:09.500 Boom, boom. 0.99

00:51:10.820 This is The Red Weather.

00:51:13.800 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:51:20.580 The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be.

00:51:24.560 So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear?

00:51:28.580 I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to.

00:51:30.720 I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success.

00:51:37.720 Listening is a form of love.

00:51:39.900 Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at SoundItOutTogether.org.

00:51:46.100 That's SoundItOutTogether.org.

00:51:48.640 Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal.

00:51:56.860 Do I tint my eyebrows?

00:52:00.720 Again, I'm darker.

00:52:03.040 Again, you don't need that for the special though because makeup.

00:52:05.980 I don't have a makeup artist.

00:52:08.460 What the hell are you talking about?

00:52:10.900 Yeah, I've never had one. 0.77

00:52:16.720 I don't have my person.

00:52:19.820 And as a result, I've had some bad makeup on television.

00:52:25.540 It's tough.

00:52:26.220 Some was good.

00:52:27.200 It varies.

00:52:28.700 I just don't have a person.

00:52:30.320 And I don't have, well, of course, I'm calling so-and-so because, you know, I've worked with them for years.

00:52:35.160 So it just feels a little bit like...

00:52:35.900 We're going to get you done up right for the wedding.

00:52:39.020 We're going to get bridal makeup.

00:52:40.120 To be clear, once again, not married, not getting married.

00:52:45.260 It's an accomplishment far greater than marriage.

00:52:48.440 Well, exactly. 0.70

00:52:50.040 Marriage's accomplishment continues to haunt at every corner. 0.99

00:52:53.540 It's laughable.

00:52:54.620 It's just, it really does persist in the culture and in conversation.

00:52:59.880 No, it's...

00:53:00.960 I'm not a wretched...

00:53:02.520 I love love.

00:53:03.660 I'm happy for people.

00:53:04.520 Of course, of course.

00:53:05.620 I think that, you know...

00:53:07.360 Well, what I really think is that

00:53:09.200 undertaking a relationship,

00:53:11.340 falling in love,

00:53:11.940 it's a solemn acceptance. 1.00

00:53:13.220 It should be seen as a fucking solemn act. 0.99

00:53:15.520 Right, fair. 1.00

00:53:16.600 You're like...

00:53:17.240 Party? Are you kidding?

00:53:18.100 Are we...

00:53:19.200 What?

00:53:19.700 A party, a reception?

00:53:20.560 No, no.

00:53:21.140 I'm talking about a marriage.

00:53:22.820 I'm talking about committing to a relationship.

00:53:25.280 And I'm saying therefore the wedding

00:53:26.400 is a huge responsibility.

00:53:27.380 Should be solemn.

00:53:28.340 Oh, I love this.

00:53:29.340 Okay.

00:53:30.580 Yeah.

00:53:31.100 The wedding should be a solemn affair

00:53:32.920 in which like,

00:53:35.180 like,

00:53:35.600 oh my God,

00:53:36.220 you know what happens to me? 1.00

00:53:37.280 You're fucking dead. 1.00

00:53:38.000 When I get to a wedding, 1.00

00:53:39.720 because you're not supposed to laugh or smile,

00:53:42.500 I just break into giggles every time.

00:53:44.920 That should be the thing about the wedding.

00:53:46.340 Right, right, right, right.

00:53:47.340 It's the funeral.

00:53:48.140 You know what I mean?

00:53:48.660 Yeah.

00:53:49.120 It should be,

00:53:49.900 it should be a mirror.

00:53:51.400 It really is.

00:53:52.500 It should be backwards.

00:53:53.060 It should be a mirror to the funeral.

00:53:54.040 We have it backwards. 1.00

00:53:55.460 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:53:56.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:56.940 Everyone should be in solemn...

00:53:58.340 The heaviness of a wedding,

00:54:00.320 the heaviness of a marriage.

00:54:01.840 Yeah.

00:54:02.420 Why can't we acknowledge that?

00:54:04.720 In the ceremony.

00:54:05.840 It's only,

00:54:07.400 I love the,

00:54:08.240 you know,

00:54:08.560 it's only...

00:54:10.600 No, it's a massive undertaking

00:54:12.200 and it should be...

00:54:13.380 And it should be treated as such.

00:54:15.620 I once heard,

00:54:16.560 I think it was on Dateline,

00:54:17.640 okay,

00:54:17.820 but it was just someone

00:54:18.340 talking about their life

00:54:19.000 and they were kind of doing the like,

00:54:20.780 maybe this was like before murder

00:54:22.060 entered their life in some way,

00:54:23.720 okay,

00:54:23.940 but it was like,

00:54:25.300 or it was this kind of,

00:54:26.600 self-narrative about

00:54:28.300 you know

00:54:29.120 having it all

00:54:30.980 okay like before

00:54:32.140 you know 0.99

00:54:32.520 shit went south 1.00

00:54:33.400 kind of 1.00

00:54:33.900 and they go

00:54:35.000 and I've heard this

00:54:36.040 like a couple times

00:54:36.520 they go

00:54:37.060 you know I had the husband

00:54:38.080 I had the kid

00:54:38.740 I had the dog

00:54:39.480 okay

00:54:40.000 and it was like

00:54:42.380 um

00:54:43.260 what

00:54:43.660 it was like

00:54:44.660 like I had

00:54:46.280 you know

00:54:47.440 it was bizarre

00:54:48.640 to me

00:54:49.240 and

00:54:50.340 extremely telling

00:54:51.720 as like

00:54:53.520 being suited up

00:54:55.180 with

00:54:55.860 objects that are not objects.

00:54:58.320 Yeah.

00:54:58.740 They're people.

00:54:59.560 Yeah.

00:55:00.520 Presented as,

00:55:01.980 you know,

00:55:02.820 three awards or whatever.

00:55:05.180 But like the dog,

00:55:06.240 as though like,

00:55:07.260 I mean,

00:55:07.440 I almost feel like the implication was that it must have been like an

00:55:09.720 expensive,

00:55:10.580 expensive dog or something.

00:55:11.620 But I don't know.

00:55:12.040 It was kind of like,

00:55:13.160 I had the truck,

00:55:13.880 I had the house and the thing.

00:55:15.180 I had that.

00:55:15.540 And then they named like hideous things.

00:55:17.340 Like,

00:55:17.580 I don't know.

00:55:18.300 Isn't that funny?

00:55:18.960 Yeah,

00:55:19.760 totally.

00:55:20.600 It's pointing to the fact that it's,

00:55:22.720 you can have those things,

00:55:23.600 but you have your soul.

00:55:24.680 Do you have your soul? 0.98

00:55:25.380 I can't, where the hell? 1.00

00:55:26.040 Are you living a symbolic life? 1.00

00:55:27.320 Where was your fucking soul in it? 1.00

00:55:29.740 Where the hell? 1.00

00:55:30.700 Because guess what? 0.89

00:55:32.120 You only get that alone.

00:55:33.500 Right.

00:55:34.040 And again, relationships, beautiful, pro, pro love.

00:55:36.580 I'm saying right.

00:55:37.020 Love, love.

00:55:37.820 Insisting.

00:55:38.300 Oh, no, but you only get it alone.

00:55:39.740 Right, right, right, right, right.

00:55:40.580 But I just mean that it is, it is.

00:55:44.220 Well, there's a reason they say twin flame, not one flame made of two.

00:55:50.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:55:51.780 In terms of soulmates.

00:55:53.320 Yeah.

00:55:54.380 Okay.

00:55:54.620 it's like twin lane

00:55:56.280 like the two

00:55:57.260 shall not

00:55:58.020 become one

00:55:59.140 right

00:55:59.840 twin

00:56:00.320 a secondary one

00:56:02.340 yeah

00:56:02.840 um

00:56:03.860 what do you think

00:56:05.560 about me

00:56:06.200 Epsom salt

00:56:07.200 bath for the leg

00:56:08.700 oh I keep meaning

00:56:09.560 to say

00:56:09.980 I'm confused

00:56:11.000 because I read

00:56:11.580 something that said

00:56:12.580 when I was researching

00:56:13.560 the cold plunge

00:56:14.560 um

00:56:15.380 yeah

00:56:16.080 it was something

00:56:16.940 confusing about

00:56:17.840 bath salts

00:56:18.320 and Epsom salts

00:56:18.900 that was like

00:56:19.460 it's not healthy

00:56:20.440 to do it with hot water

00:56:21.580 or something

00:56:22.180 or not healthy

00:56:23.520 to do it with cold water

00:56:24.100 I was like, oh no.

00:56:26.280 I don't know.

00:56:27.060 Just saying, do your Googling.

00:56:30.280 I'm not biting.

00:56:31.140 I need to get in the hot water.

00:56:32.660 I need to get the Therabon.

00:56:32.920 Get in the hot water.

00:56:34.160 You don't necessarily need the Epsom for what you're describing, I don't think.

00:56:39.940 Isn't that the whole thing with Epsom salts?

00:56:41.400 Is that it's good for muscle pain?

00:56:42.980 Oh, yeah.

00:56:43.780 That does sound familiar.

00:56:45.140 Because isn't it magnesium?

00:56:46.620 Mm-hmm.

00:56:47.360 Yeah.

00:56:48.080 That's how it gets in.

00:56:49.780 Transdermal.

00:56:50.840 Hmm.

00:56:51.200 we discussed

00:56:52.480 my rosacea

00:56:53.840 and how I'm not allowed to

00:56:55.200 well first of all

00:56:56.300 I was like

00:56:56.780 we both

00:56:57.320 me and the facial

00:56:57.980 we're like

00:56:58.560 I don't even mind it

00:57:00.440 I don't think it looks healthy

00:57:01.160 that kind of thing

00:57:01.740 great

00:57:02.360 but seeing what triggers it

00:57:04.600 and saying

00:57:06.200 don't wash with super hot water

00:57:08.580 don't steam the face 1.00

00:57:09.800 she can steam me 1.00

00:57:11.360 because she's doing extractions 1.00

00:57:13.180 can't steam herself 1.00

00:57:14.320 but at home

00:57:15.180 there's really no reason

00:57:16.260 for me to be steaming

00:57:17.100 she said

00:57:17.580 but when are you steaming?

00:57:19.340 you mean just a hot shower?

00:57:20.560 well

00:57:20.820 well yeah like doing the whole 0.87

00:57:22.780 open your pores like we don't

00:57:24.860 actually need to open our pores at home

00:57:26.420 I believe that completely but I just love

00:57:28.880 hot water so much there's too many emotional

00:57:30.940 psychological benefits to hot water

00:57:32.520 here's the question see that's why my new

00:57:34.880 thing is cold sheet mask and I

00:57:36.840 say new thing meaning my intention cold sheet mask

00:57:39.100 in the fridge okay 0.97

00:57:40.420 well not to be a bitch but we talked about this 0.99

00:57:42.980 the hot bath with a cold sheet mask 0.99

00:57:44.880 to offset

00:57:45.700 so when I say my new thing it's because I heard it on

00:57:48.900 POOG two weeks ago

00:57:49.860 yeah okay okay well it finally sank in and i might even lower my heat and humidity while

00:57:57.160 doing tracy temporarily yeah totally well it happened we've been leming and recording poog

00:58:04.060 for essentially an hour so yeah we got it in and i didn't have my bionic gym today almost left i

00:58:09.660 still have to get my goddamn bionic gym so i'm not here right now open the email search the word

00:58:14.140 bionic okay i'm gonna pop up there'll be a link with a number you click on it you see where it's 0.92

00:58:17.780 at and then you call you're joking i have to call wait you might be able to link through and

00:58:22.600 reschedule it but i just thought you'd think it was sexless to do it online i mean i don't know

00:58:28.460 how to tell you this i searched bionic jim that email is just i i do remember i vaguely remember

00:58:33.460 you being like i said to search bionic or something i did not bionic jim oh just bionic

00:58:38.800 How about search the word tracking number?

00:58:43.360 This cannot be listened to.

00:58:46.460 Oh, wow.

00:58:47.700 Talk about eavesdroppers.

00:58:48.680 We got to release them.

00:58:49.620 We should release them.

00:58:50.520 All right.

00:58:51.100 Well, you have a wonderful trip.

00:58:56.060 And I'll see you in New York City.

00:58:57.780 And I'm absolutely really like hyper fixated on us going to pull a bar.

00:59:03.740 Yeah.

00:59:04.180 So it's likely not happening the night of the special.

00:59:07.280 Okay.

00:59:07.440 not the night of but after to celebrate

00:59:09.680 yeah I know you're fixing it on it

00:59:11.180 and I'm sure it'll happen 0.97

00:59:12.580 I know it's your wedding not mine

00:59:13.740 no it's also yours

00:59:16.100 because you're going to be there

00:59:17.700 and you're going to be a huge part emotionally

00:59:19.820 okay

00:59:20.340 alright talk to you later

00:59:24.400 inquire with me about

00:59:26.680 Olympic

00:59:28.160 I really don't think it's happening

00:59:30.580 but on the off chance okay

00:59:31.620 I don't know because I might want to avoid

00:59:34.620 the tasks I need to do

00:59:35.420 oh my god what am I talking about

00:59:36.560 I've taken the shower

00:59:37.260 because guess what

00:59:37.940 I'm so excited

00:59:39.100 in 20 minutes

00:59:39.640 I have a Zoom

00:59:40.600 with my new therapist

00:59:41.240 my new Jungian analyst

00:59:42.660 oh my god 1.00

00:59:43.180 fuck 1.00

00:59:43.580 okay 1.00

00:59:43.940 who was in my dream last night

00:59:45.220 I can't wait to tell her 0.90

00:59:46.020 so Jungian

00:59:46.820 I love that

00:59:47.340 I know 0.91

00:59:47.960 I'm so fucking excited

00:59:49.020 okay I love you 0.75

00:59:49.740 I'll talk to you later

00:59:50.180 alright enjoy

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01:00:05.820 to let you know

01:00:06.400 that I've added another night to my special taping,

01:00:10.640 my live special taping in New York City,

01:00:12.820 a town hall of Get On Your Knees.

01:00:15.320 Now, in addition to June 9th,

01:00:17.260 I'll be doing the show on June 8th

01:00:18.900 and I'm going to need you there.

01:00:20.660 Filling up those seats,

01:00:21.680 so I'd love to see you in the final tour dates this week.

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - May 23, 2023

A Solemn Affair

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