Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - September 23, 2025


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He's God Fearin' Go Buy a Smile

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00:00:18.440 Two best friends, both alike in dignity. 0.86
00:00:21.060 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00
00:00:23.340 The hag divines when something must die. 1.00
00:00:25.680 Yes, that was Poogh. 0.96
00:00:26.800 But this is huge.
00:00:28.360 The ego loves to seek.
00:00:29.720 but never to find.
00:00:31.160 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.
00:00:35.340 Did you find Celsius in London?
00:00:37.500 Chris has found it in a couple spots.
00:00:39.420 I thought it wasn't there at all.
00:00:41.400 It wasn't.
00:00:42.220 It's like kind of new.
00:00:44.180 What are you though?
00:00:44.660 So Kate, for anyone who may be listening to this broadcast,
00:00:49.800 Kate's got a couple of eye gels on.
00:00:52.720 Yeah.
00:00:53.360 Classic, under the eye, generous side.
00:00:55.820 Remember they used to be small?
00:00:57.180 Maybe they didn't.
00:00:57.960 Maybe I'm imagining that.
00:00:59.020 And then some were bigger, and it was like, oh, those are the better ones.
00:01:02.160 Now they just have to be big.
00:01:03.240 Anyway, what brand?
00:01:04.000 These are cheap ones.
00:01:04.940 Let's hear about them.
00:01:05.600 I bought them.
00:01:06.220 I couldn't even tell you the brand.
00:01:07.340 I bought them on Amazon for like, I don't even know.
00:01:11.460 Big pack?
00:01:12.520 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:13.340 Big pack.
00:01:14.200 Like in a tub.
00:01:15.160 In a tub.
00:01:15.720 Yeah.
00:01:17.280 It is satisfying pulling one away from the group.
00:01:20.140 Yeah, I know.
00:01:21.180 Fishing it out.
00:01:21.840 Particularly with a little tweezer.
00:01:26.060 Yeah, they give you the little spoon thing.
00:01:27.900 um but listen to me morning voice because this is poog morning oh fabulous it was hard this
00:01:34.660 morning when the alarm went off I can't lie um okay well I had a um I actually had a road range
00:01:40.900 incident which and I've also gotten it in my head that I can appeal and apologize to the person
00:01:47.380 through my podcast so it's really interesting when this happens I was not in a bad mood I was
00:01:53.800 not in a hurry I was fine like nothing nothing at the top of my mind that's upsetting and I was
00:02:01.540 driving in my neighborhood in a neighborhood adjacent to my neighborhood but it's very
00:02:05.500 familiar anyway the point is there's this part in the road this this car it's like there's a place
00:02:11.500 to go forward there's a place to go to the right the point is what I think is happening is that
00:02:17.080 the car in front of me is not moving.
00:02:19.800 And I kind of do the classic like beat one, beat two. 0.97
00:02:24.260 And I go, this person's probably fucking texting, right? 0.97
00:02:27.240 And again, I'm not angry. 0.98
00:02:29.440 I'm not in a hurry.
00:02:30.260 I lay on the horn.
00:02:32.500 Like I lay on the horn for, I'm not kidding.
00:02:36.720 Like it's like one, two.
00:02:39.440 No, I give her a hunk.
00:02:41.340 She doesn't move. 0.92
00:02:42.000 Right.
00:02:42.400 And then I lay one, two, three, four, five, six, I want to say seven full seconds of hornblast.
00:02:51.120 What are your surroundings?
00:02:53.440 Who else are you disturbing?
00:02:54.780 There's cars behind me.
00:02:56.700 Wait, where are you getting?
00:02:57.420 No, I mean, what kind of road are you on?
00:02:59.240 A very busy road.
00:03:01.600 Not like a small residential street, like a thoroughfare.
00:03:06.140 I don't know how you describe it.
00:03:07.260 Yeah, okay.
00:03:08.340 And then. 1.00
00:03:09.460 I don't mean like, fuck you. 1.00
00:03:11.280 you were you were bothering people i mean like to what level of performance like to what audience 1.00
00:03:16.760 got your horn you know what i mean a lot of cars behind me because i feel like there's a social
00:03:21.660 awareness of like you know it feels different when you're well one when you're alone on a road kind
00:03:28.380 of with someone feels like dangerous yeah yeah you know what i mean like anyway okay anyway so
00:03:35.480 I lay on the horn for this big honk. She takes her head out of the car window, turns around to 0.88
00:03:43.360 look at me, and then points at the sign ahead. I guess it's like the arrow. I thought she had
00:03:49.980 a green arrow, and I still don't know what happened, and I have to go back to investigate
00:03:53.860 the site. Maybe she didn't have a green arrow. I thought she was just not going for a reason that
00:03:59.620 I couldn't understand. But I'm realizing now I may have been at fault and likely was given her
00:04:05.760 reaction and that she did not have the green arrow to go right. And so I was honking at her
00:04:10.480 for no reason. So she pointed, I become flooded with shame, guilt. I'm like, oh my God, what's
00:04:18.260 wrong with me? I start to turn. Also because something about the way she reacted, she didn't
00:04:22.240 go, fuck you. She didn't stick her middle finger off of me. She just looked at me like, she just 1.00
00:04:26.560 turned and was like like and I was like so then I turn with her I'm so ashamed I do a u-turn I do
00:04:34.760 an illegal u-turn to get away from her because I'm like I can't look at her like you drop you
00:04:41.000 like take off your hat and go into a deep bow I know exactly go and then she looked at me she 0.70
00:04:46.740 looked at me and of course I was like I bet she listens to poop like she was just like kind of
00:04:51.280 but yeah. So if, so if she's listening or if her friends are listening, I'm sorry.
00:04:59.480 I don't know why I did that. Well, it was scary too. Cause it wasn't like,
00:05:05.280 Oh my God, I'm already 20 minutes later. Oh my God. I just had a really upsetting,
00:05:08.920 not that that's an excuse, but it's like, I was like, wow, it's really interesting.
00:05:12.260 There's nothing at the conscious level that I'm angry about right now, but why am I acting out?
00:05:17.060 Why am I raging?
00:05:20.140 It must have been something that you forgot.
00:05:23.080 Okay, now I kind of have an idea of maybe what it was.
00:05:25.660 Really?
00:05:26.300 Kind of, yeah.
00:05:27.580 So subconscious.
00:05:28.740 It's like so under the surface of like, what was I doing that day?
00:05:32.580 Okay, maybe that was somewhere floating around in there.
00:05:35.860 Anyway, today's day two of day seven of no Instagram at all.
00:05:42.180 Really?
00:05:42.700 I had to do a seven-day cleanse.
00:05:44.100 I've been so, yeah.
00:05:45.320 And I had a real moment.
00:05:46.420 Interesting.
00:05:46.540 I had a real moment where I go, uh-oh, I gave my life away, giving it away.
00:05:53.380 Again?
00:05:53.800 Yeah.
00:05:54.480 Now, in the past, did you say, I'm done, I took it off my phone?
00:05:57.920 And now you've gotten more realistic and are thus saying things like a seven-day cleanse?
00:06:03.980 Or was it always cleanses?
00:06:05.720 No, no.
00:06:07.020 Typically, it was cleanses, and I've done like months at a time, whatever.
00:06:11.140 And I did do, I've done a few in the last couple months, like, oh, I haven't looked
00:06:14.700 for four days or I haven't looked even for three days and even that helps but I'm like I have to do
00:06:20.200 a strict seven day nada because it's just yeah yeah I mean I keep getting stuck like school you
00:06:31.060 know like we would do in this we'd be in a squat in a airport I keep getting stuck in squats like
00:06:36.620 various places like like like just like on the street like on a corner like I'm just like let
00:06:40.960 just squat down really quick and look at this and then like i'm scrolling pretty soon oh it's so
00:06:45.700 easy it's like well oh i had a thought which was my vibration plate right should i do a thing where
00:06:51.620 let's just say my little goal vibration plate 20 minutes a day right which is a lot let's make a
00:06:56.640 10 don't destroy your don't destroy don't stack hell with good thing okay because i was gonna go
00:07:02.800 do is it like you can check your phone but only on the vibration plate no i mean i know what you're
00:07:07.240 saying but i think it's like it's like bringing in a bad vibration while you're trying to shake
00:07:12.900 off bad vibration okay okay yeah you know maybe something else like um
00:07:17.900 no i think it's just i just need to take the week off not on a plate i say okay no i think you're
00:07:25.640 right i think you're right um a place that you'll love i want to shout out here in los angeles
00:07:30.700 besties vegan an amazing vegan deli they have like it's a vegan grocery store but then they
00:07:36.360 have a full like vegan deli with like where they're like the meats and the cheeses carving
00:07:43.200 up yeah carving up to furkeys wildly yeah and they have like vegan softer but they really great
00:07:50.120 really great vibe in there i like the guys that the guys that run it are kind of like intense
00:07:55.240 like i feel like new york are kind of like i don't know i just where is it what part of town
00:07:59.940 uh like hollywood east like how do i describe where that is across from the scientology building
00:08:08.240 basically next to found oyster shout out to found oyster um but i got something there that i loved
00:08:17.140 and i'm back on it and i want them to send more which is the recess like relaxing sodas
00:08:23.720 Oh, really?
00:08:24.920 Yeah, and I like them.
00:08:26.360 Those lived in my fridge for a while, and I think I enjoyed it,
00:08:30.960 but I don't know what – it just didn't take as a habit.
00:08:34.460 I really like Tropical Bliss as a flavor, but I want –
00:08:38.020 and I just paid out of pocket.
00:08:39.300 I bought some more because I was like, this is a nice little –
00:08:41.940 it gave me a little something, a little relaxation.
00:08:44.380 It's not too sweet.
00:08:45.000 What's in them again?
00:08:45.760 What's the active ingredient?
00:08:46.920 It's not CBD.
00:08:47.620 I'm not really sure.
00:08:48.780 Right.
00:08:50.120 But it's – yeah, it's sort of –
00:08:53.800 I've been taking a magnesium supplement.
00:08:56.220 You'll be pleased to hear.
00:08:57.500 Which kind?
00:08:58.080 Glycinate?
00:08:58.800 You know, I think so.
00:09:02.620 Yeah, it must be.
00:09:03.760 Yeah, not citrate.
00:09:04.900 I'm not taking, that's the laxative, right?
00:09:08.140 Magnesium oxide is the, what'll blow your cornhole, so to speak, wide open.
00:09:13.840 This is like glycephonate.
00:09:15.560 It's not that, but that's the word in my head.
00:09:18.880 And then I had lunch, finally, at the vegan restaurant of Notting Hill, known as Holy Carrot.
00:09:27.400 It rocked.
00:09:28.800 Hey.
00:09:29.740 It was so delicious.
00:09:31.480 Oh, my God.
00:09:32.440 And there are no waste in there, so they're like, this little, like, this dressing, whatever, is made from the rind of the watermelon that you ate earlier or whatever.
00:09:42.660 Crazy, yeah.
00:09:43.500 And they were lovely.
00:09:45.740 I had a spritz.
00:09:46.760 I said, I'll have a lunchtime spritz.
00:09:48.580 love and and then i had um a white bean spread with a little puff of this kind of strange bread
00:09:58.900 and then i had figs with smoked tofu and an array of pickles and then a shakshuka with a tofu in
00:10:08.940 there oh my god double down and double up on tofu in the same menu description but it can happen
00:10:15.500 Out of choice.
00:10:16.260 There were plenty of other options.
00:10:17.940 Certainly.
00:10:18.380 Chris had an artichoke burger.
00:10:21.200 Wow.
00:10:21.760 The kind of dill dressing.
00:10:24.920 Absolutely.
00:10:26.120 And it was the sort of sanctuary-type restaurant with the temple-like decor, which it's always hard to—
00:10:34.700 Caravan of Dreams.
00:10:35.480 Did you ever go there in the East Village?
00:10:37.880 Wait a second.
00:10:38.540 That's one of my first vegan restaurant experiences.
00:10:40.340 Wait, I can picture that.
00:10:41.500 Caravan of Dreams.
00:10:42.420 And by the way, it sounds like what it looked like.
00:10:44.040 and i remember yeah and it was expensive i remember having like it was good
00:10:47.840 having some but it was it had a lot of that look decor yeah or no stark no no decor okay yeah no
00:10:59.800 this is the stark approach i do think i do think we're waiting for something in the middle decor
00:11:05.600 was right yeah with the vegan restaurant well there was a beautiful shout out so sad elf
00:11:12.660 Elf and Echo Park, which was open for a long time.
00:11:15.920 Beautiful restaurant, unbelievably delicious.
00:11:19.060 Vegan, vegetarian, but mostly vegan, I'd say. 0.98
00:11:22.960 Goddamn, it got it exactly right. 0.98
00:11:25.220 There was a magical earth feeling, 0.97
00:11:26.800 but it was really tasteful and beautiful.
00:11:29.400 And it's gone.
00:11:30.820 Nothing can survive this hell that we live in.
00:11:34.700 Also at Besties, I picked up some drum roll
00:11:37.180 plant-based donuts,
00:11:38.960 which I would love them to send by the palate.
00:11:41.580 Really?
00:11:42.300 Yeah.
00:11:42.660 remember when you thought a pallet was a lot smaller than it is
00:11:47.720 yeah that was like 12 by 18 it's actually quite huge it's like the things that people make like
00:11:53.980 couches out of yeah like diy huge four casters under a pallet i i had um i just got back from
00:12:03.400 new york and i had the thing of like why am i leaving i felt so sad to leave new york i had
00:12:08.180 euphoric in new york trip the bowery hotel of course pure heaven and had one of the best meals
00:12:16.320 i've ever had at levudor which i'm going back to in a month what is that this unbelievably gorgeous
00:12:23.640 you won't be able to eat a thing there it's a french restaurant it's absolutely gorgeous um
00:12:31.280 and who sits down next to me fran lebowitz oh my god no i was like yeah i'm in the right place
00:12:39.740 it was divine meal top to bottom beautiful cocktails so were you performing the entire
00:12:45.740 so i froze when she came in it was a thing where we're up against a wall so like we're seated on
00:12:51.400 the same banquette yeah i can see it and i was like there's no way you weren't waiting to be
00:12:56.800 discovered well for the first my friend was like you've changed because for the first i would
00:13:01.260 say like five minutes i was posing like i felt myself like she's here like i just but then it
00:13:07.560 dropped because and because it was also the restaurant's so fabulous it's like it's not for
00:13:13.280 it's not for kids serious restaurant you know they're they eventually uh you know a hip young
00:13:19.020 table probably of 25 year olds eventually came right from dime square to live door but it was
00:13:24.480 mostly exquisite looking people over 50 with style, baby style.
00:13:32.840 Anyway, I, it's already the toast, the tan. It's the,
00:13:35.680 it's the Frenchette people and it's, um, it was just exquisite,
00:13:39.660 but I can't wait to go back.
00:13:40.460 I was so overwhelmed by the poetry of the experience that I found one of the
00:13:44.260 owners on Instagram and DMed him personally to tell him how incredible the
00:13:47.860 experience was.
00:13:49.380 Well, and try to, did you try to get some digits?
00:13:52.020 Do you try to lock in secret res?
00:13:54.760 Let's just say I think I've locked in.
00:13:55.960 Did you get anything?
00:13:56.880 Were you hoping for some, you know, a big fan?
00:13:58.960 I'll just say this.
00:13:59.640 I got what I wanted.
00:14:01.240 Got what I wanted.
00:14:02.320 Yeah.
00:14:02.720 And I will be back.
00:14:05.180 God.
00:14:07.100 Keeping up with New York restaurant scene.
00:14:11.680 Impossible.
00:14:12.360 I mean, do you, I mean, I feel like you try, right?
00:14:18.200 I mean, you go, what's, who's top dog?
00:14:20.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:20.720 I like to know. 0.99
00:14:21.540 And like my mom, maybe she doesn't anymore, but she used to get timeout.
00:14:25.600 Like New York magazine sent, like she's very, she'll be like,
00:14:28.720 new restaurants in New York.
00:14:29.780 She'll like send just as like a gossip rag.
00:14:32.500 You've been primed.
00:14:33.400 The new restaurants.
00:14:36.100 But the thing happened, which we've talked about on the podcast before,
00:14:39.180 of just leaving, wanting to take the magic of the city home.
00:14:43.220 Like I was like, well, I lived in New York for 10 years, so it's in me.
00:14:46.200 But I was like, I need to stretch this.
00:14:48.740 You repeat that phrase over and over to yourself on the way to the airport.
00:14:51.540 I lived here for 10 years.
00:14:52.940 I lived here for 10 years.
00:14:54.220 Well, I have to say that when I checked into the hotel, yeah.
00:14:56.640 I've heard you say it to people so many times.
00:14:59.320 I've heard you say it to almost, like, yeah, yeah.
00:15:02.400 You do that thing where you bring your teeth out, like, you'll do it to a waiter.
00:15:07.740 You'll do it like, oh, good, I lived here for 10 years.
00:15:10.180 I lived here for 10 years.
00:15:11.780 Yeah, yeah, the teeth come out.
00:15:14.340 I really felt it, and I felt, and I was just, it birthed me.
00:15:20.160 I was reborn and it was, and just to be at the Bowery exquisite service to get my little, I was doing breakfast room service. 1.00
00:15:28.660 I went, fuck it. 1.00
00:15:29.520 I went all, all out. 1.00
00:15:31.720 And I got, yeah, I, at one point I had the unbelievable experience of, there was some stuff with moving my room around.
00:15:40.620 I would manage to secure a free upgrade to a king.
00:15:44.900 And.
00:15:45.140 Really?
00:15:45.720 Yeah.
00:15:46.360 And.
00:15:46.820 Based on what?
00:15:48.180 I don't know.
00:15:49.640 Oh.
00:15:50.160 I thought it was like you were like like a complaint or something no god no it was like
00:15:55.600 a thing where I had to move rooms because of it it was like a it's too complicated and boring but
00:16:00.140 it was the thing where like actually that room is no longer available so we're going to put you in
00:16:03.120 the what and gorgeous room big bathtub I'm in there jerking off really yeah I actually didn't 0.96
00:16:09.540 jerk off but no but you had it you had wait you took a bath every day you took a bath oh yeah 0.98
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00:17:36.620 Sometimes there's a piece to, like the cab driver said something that suggested he thought we weren't
00:17:44.860 from New York when we were taking a cab from JFK to the Bowery,
00:17:49.500 and sometimes there's a piece in just letting them have it.
00:17:52.000 Totally.
00:17:53.220 Like going, like, I don't need to say the 10 years in New York thing.
00:18:01.140 Like just because, you know, like in this case it was like the Bowery Hotel, you know?
00:18:08.400 Do you know where that is or do you want a direct address kind of thing?
00:18:10.900 And then it launched into a whole, the Bowery, like the Bowery is actually a street here.
00:18:16.960 Like, so there could be a lot of Bowery hotels or like there are.
00:18:20.380 There's only one, sweetheart.
00:18:21.880 Yeah, totally.
00:18:23.160 Oh my God, of course.
00:18:24.060 And just let it go.
00:18:26.280 Yeah, yeah, totally.
00:18:27.280 Yeah, yeah, just let it go.
00:18:28.900 But yeah, letting, yeah, yeah, just being like, it's funny because it actually just is very simple.
00:18:35.800 You go, well, what if today we were those people?
00:18:39.820 like it's this weird identification with the self that like we're a stranger to him yet we need him
00:18:48.600 i know yeah yeah like what why like you know what i mean like yeah it's weird almost like
00:18:54.960 fleeting identity that we require it even in fleeting scenarios i guess some people don't
00:19:00.640 that's why they openly lie all the time about who they are yeah i mean you know like they're just
00:19:05.260 like let it fly off the tongue or whatever i guess you've done that right you've been like
00:19:08.900 I'm a pilot or something.
00:19:10.320 Not that, but.
00:19:10.980 No, I once was like, I'm a teacher.
00:19:13.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:16.800 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:17.360 I think I'm going to start saying I'm an agent.
00:19:19.120 Someone asked me what I do.
00:19:20.120 I'm an agent.
00:19:20.940 Who do you rep?
00:19:22.080 Kay Berlant.
00:19:22.820 Kay Berlant.
00:19:24.940 They go, you know, never heard of her.
00:19:27.540 Huge fan.
00:19:28.380 Well, are you?
00:19:28.680 She's been up and coming.
00:19:30.400 I just, sorry, who cares, but my dream is so funny.
00:19:36.220 Just now I remembered in my dream,
00:19:37.680 Sabrina Carpenter was a fan that was huge I was backstage at her show and and I was one of the
00:19:45.440 only people backstage I was like oh my god sorry like and she's like no no I'm a fan I'm a fan
00:19:50.420 oh my god and she had egg whites in a carton she had egg whites in a carton like oh like uh
00:19:57.880 which I noticed at the grocery store and I see people doing yeah and I was like oh that's that's 0.50
00:20:02.360 what she's doing that's the stuff yeah well you would be fixated on how she's getting her protein
00:20:07.960 I would be.
00:20:09.260 You'd be like, you're learning a hack in your dream.
00:20:14.540 You're learning a health rumor.
00:20:16.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:17.040 I dreamt last night that I was going to get some kind of degree.
00:20:26.020 Now, I was going to college for four years, and I was on campus, and I was like,
00:20:32.400 I can still basically do everything that I'm doing right now.
00:20:37.220 And, you know, get these degrees, and it'll be really stimulating.
00:20:42.180 And I was trying to get my hands on the, you know, course manual, the thing that describes all the courses, and decide what path I was going to take and whether I was going to go.
00:20:53.660 I was like, I wanted to take all these film classes, but then I was like, oh, wait.
00:20:57.420 It was absolutely wonderful, this feeling.
00:21:00.720 Back in school, yeah.
00:21:02.480 Of just, you know, I could do anything.
00:21:05.000 And I have this occasionally.
00:21:07.560 It's like, you know, yeah, just something about the courses, the endless interesting courses and choosing and brief wondering, am I too late?
00:21:20.040 You know, like, has everyone signed up for the classes already?
00:21:22.620 I get those.
00:21:23.540 Yeah, totally.
00:21:25.500 But trying to get my hands on that book.
00:21:27.680 Well, I'm back in.
00:21:28.680 Oh, God.
00:21:29.220 And then a teacher from high school was there.
00:21:32.600 It doesn't matter.
00:21:33.620 It doesn't matter.
00:21:33.980 It sounds like nothing.
00:21:36.680 I'm back in dream work.
00:21:39.400 Really?
00:21:40.380 Yeah, I'm back.
00:21:41.280 I'm like, again, goodbye phone, hello, book of symbols, hello.
00:21:45.400 I'm reading back in my Robert Johnson act of imagination.
00:21:49.080 I have to get back in.
00:21:50.920 I mean, if you're not using the dream hours consciously, what are you even doing?
00:21:55.340 I don't know.
00:21:56.220 Why even go to sleep?
00:21:57.320 So today I am looking at a little bouquet of chamomile and freesia or something.
00:22:06.620 That's sounding a little – that could be, right?
00:22:10.140 Anyway.
00:22:10.600 Yeah.
00:22:11.200 A little bouquet from the Corner Flower Shop.
00:22:14.920 Cute.
00:22:16.200 And it's one of the stands on Portobello Market, whatever.
00:22:21.720 And I was sitting having a coffee from – what's the place I like?
00:22:27.320 planet, no, the coffee plant. And I'm sitting there and I'm watching a scene unfold at this
00:22:33.900 plant stand, right? Flower shop stand. And it's a woman comes up and she's in a coat
00:22:41.540 and her hair is kind of done and she's got sunglasses on and some makeup. And
00:22:47.240 she's, she comes in under the tent. So she's really in the space of this,
00:22:53.760 um you know proprietor right and she takes a bouquet of roses you know and holds them up
00:23:03.540 and starts to take a selfie like with her face close to the roses right yeah and you're seeing
00:23:10.920 this and you're just like and then the proprietor is like excuse me are you gonna buy those you know 0.99
00:23:16.680 Oh, damn. 0.98
00:23:18.060 Like, if you're not going to buy those, don't touch. 1.00
00:23:20.420 Oh, uh-huh.
00:23:21.760 Like, because, yeah, I mean, first of all, you don't need to pick up a bouquet to know whether or not you want to buy it.
00:23:28.280 Let's get real.
00:23:28.900 You know what I mean?
00:23:29.280 Yeah.
00:23:29.540 It's not even a bouquet.
00:23:30.220 I mean, a bouquet, arguably, you might, to pick it up and turn it around and go, did they make the back?
00:23:35.040 I mean, it's 12 roses.
00:23:36.480 Right.
00:23:36.820 It's pretty straightforward, right?
00:23:38.100 Oh, wow.
00:23:38.560 Okay.
00:23:38.800 I'm fascinated.
00:23:39.860 Okay.
00:23:40.200 So I'm watching this.
00:23:41.220 She's like, if you're not going to buy it, and the woman sort of, like, doesn't really say anything.
00:23:46.260 kind of kind of stuff this woman roughly um the patron yeah 20s young no like 0.86
00:23:54.580 at least 36 oh shit yeah because if it's like a younger girl you know you're kind of like yeah 0.93
00:24:02.680 all right these kids yeah no no this was like that that's what what she say what she say 0.95
00:24:09.180 doesn't respond doesn't respond with any words then sort of puts it down then sort of says like
00:24:14.820 how much is that
00:24:15.640 about some other bouquet
00:24:16.600 or some other thing
00:24:17.620 and then
00:24:18.760 like walks away
00:24:20.260 it was just
00:24:20.700 and then there was
00:24:21.380 a second
00:24:21.920 little vulture 0.97
00:24:23.040 okay
00:24:23.660 with a man
00:24:25.340 and she was sort of
00:24:26.600 circling the place
00:24:27.940 kind of hearing
00:24:28.560 this whole interaction
00:24:29.500 oh
00:24:29.980 but then still
00:24:31.500 trying to get pictures
00:24:33.060 sort of with the flowers
00:24:35.280 behind her
00:24:36.840 now
00:24:37.180 when I walked past
00:24:40.000 this
00:24:40.240 the little
00:24:40.920 the little Notting Hill
00:24:41.980 you know
00:24:42.540 flower shop 0.62
00:24:43.240 right
00:24:43.560 like this
00:24:44.380 store
00:24:44.820 door on a corner that is just you know totally enchanting and the sign is very visible walking
00:24:50.040 by outside a store i took a photo of myself like oh this is kind of like a nodding hill memory like
00:24:55.160 not a big fucking deal but just like look this is when i'm in nodding hill yeah it's not i'm not
00:25:03.560 like to me to that like and i'm not even posting that but if i were at least i'm promoting a 0.92
00:25:11.220 business you know what i mean right i'm promoting a business so this is just like let me just take
00:25:15.700 a really tight selfie yeah yeah the roses that you secured lady and brought here yeah you know
00:25:21.980 and so so this other one sort of surreptitiously gets her photos and i'm watching and i'm getting
00:25:26.880 real steamed okay okay i'm shaking my head i'm looking around to see if anyone else is pissed
00:25:32.500 right and i get up and i go you know i gotta be i finished my coffee okay but i get up i walk over 0.57
00:25:39.900 I go, hi, okay, and I go, I go, I wanted to feel her out, because I saw her replacing
00:25:50.740 the, I saw her explaining sort of to the air slash other people after, like, they shove
00:25:56.800 them back in, they take them out, and then they shove them back in, you know, they treat 0.95
00:26:00.360 them like shit, and then I see her re-wrapping one of the rose bouquets, you know what I 0.99
00:26:03.860 mean? 1.00
00:26:03.880 It breaks my heart.
00:26:04.820 That's not cool.
00:26:05.560 You can't shove them back in.
00:26:07.500 It's so vile.
00:26:08.820 Yeah.
00:26:09.900 So, I go over and I'm like, it's really annoying how people take pictures.
00:26:13.920 Now, I'm just trying to ease my way in because, as I said to her next, I've got ideas.
00:26:20.720 Oh, my God.
00:26:21.540 Oh, my God.
00:26:23.340 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:23.840 Okay. 0.98
00:26:24.200 I cannot fucking resist. 0.96
00:26:26.740 So, I go, first of all, I'm like, charge for the photos, okay? 0.97
00:26:33.360 I was like, make it a thing, right?
00:26:35.380 Just hang the sign, no photos.
00:26:38.160 Sure, but, you know.
00:26:39.900 I'm trying to increase the business, right?
00:26:42.240 I'm trying to take the desire, right?
00:26:44.260 So the people want them. 0.87
00:26:45.720 It's a freaking tourist, you know, whatever. 0.91
00:26:48.120 So get this, right? 0.98
00:26:49.780 So I'm going like, first I sort of say that.
00:26:53.760 That's sort of a joke to get a sense for how.
00:26:56.220 What does she say?
00:26:57.020 She's into it?
00:26:57.600 There is a way to do that.
00:26:59.400 But, you know, she kind of jumped in like, I know I should charge, right?
00:27:02.540 And she's like, I don't mind them taking the photo if they ask, okay?
00:27:06.100 She's like, they ask.
00:27:07.260 I go, thank you for asking, you know?
00:27:08.800 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:09.300 But it's the way they shove it back in.
00:27:11.300 It's the way they shove it back in. 0.69
00:27:12.300 So she's not even doing the whole, like, you know, technically having a problem with it, which I still think it's vulgar, okay, to walk under the tent, take the thing.
00:27:24.820 I agree. 0.86
00:27:25.580 Out of its bucket. 0.98
00:27:26.920 It's disgusting. 0.79
00:27:29.200 So, you know, anyway, so I'm like, a couple ideas.
00:27:33.600 I'm like, first of all, more signs, okay?
00:27:35.940 Yeah.
00:27:36.140 I go, everyone takes a photo of themselves with anything of this in the background.
00:27:41.240 A sign should be visible that says, I'm like, what, this place has a name?
00:27:44.600 I had to ask because it wasn't clearly visible.
00:27:47.080 She's like, yeah, it's up there on the tent.
00:27:48.520 It's up there on the tent, like not clear enough, not from all directions.
00:27:52.500 So the prices are on little chalkboard, little toothpicks in the thing, really cute little chalkboard signs.
00:27:59.260 Just if those had a little branding on top that said the corner flower stand or whatever, right, the corner flower shop.
00:28:04.780 and then so i go that i go you do a little photo booth thing i mean that how about this i bought a
00:28:10.000 bouquet okay okay i supported little corner flower shop okay i bought a bouquet at that i got i get
00:28:17.240 my bouquets from and there you can pose with it with your bouquet okay okay your flowers that you
00:28:22.800 bought right yeah right all people want to do around there i mean i mean this is not a hill
00:28:27.260 world where you know people are lined up queued up to take a photo in front of the blue door from
00:28:33.400 nodding hill whatever right so anyway and then i guess i'm going more signage um and it's it's to
00:28:41.140 a point where i'm sitting there going i don't know if i'm going to be able to not fabricate the
00:28:47.780 signage myself and simply send it to her okay okay pre-made by me yeah nine promotional things
00:28:54.780 and then she tells me she goes she goes so it's her and it's her business but with her sister
00:29:00.780 and her father and and she says something like it's connected to an actual store and and one of
00:29:06.560 the things is 85 years old one of them's 45 years old her her shop or stand the only thing in
00:29:12.700 notting hill that's that's the was real she said i go where's your notting hill sign there's nothing 0.89
00:29:17.840 but notting hill shit around here you know what i mean like like posted like things hanging the 0.84
00:29:21.780 show like hugh grant walking past like so i just was lit up with the spirit of marketing 0.88
00:29:28.480 and i bought my freesia and my chamomile cute and uh carried around in my bag her saying they
00:29:38.020 shove them back in this make is breaking my heart yeah it's disgusting and then i had a falafel sort
00:29:44.160 of little platter that has become my regular next door to that from a outdoor portobello market
00:29:49.360 stance delicious i did they know what i like and i like the pickles of course okay and i sit there
00:29:56.140 outside of my so i have my coffee shop i have my falafel spot now i have my flower spot and it
00:30:02.500 rules i love it i really love it i tell you my insight about buckingham palace no just my shock
00:30:09.900 that it's like not behind a huge lawn right it's just like a building in the middle of a city like
00:30:18.380 like almost like what like a building in the like wall street area in new york like it's sort of
00:30:25.160 just like whoa uh like sort of like no greenery i mean there's greenery in the center thing hey
00:30:31.680 i found it pretty pretty uh it's always yeah i guess i've never gone i've never done a tour
00:30:36.480 or anything i've just driven by or walked by i mean me too yeah and that's all that but that
00:30:41.840 that's you know i stood at the gate sure it's like a lot of pavement you know yeah well we're
00:30:47.960 It's getting chilly around here.
00:30:50.320 Is it really?
00:30:52.320 Not crazy, but, you know, it feels a bit chillier, a bit breezier, a bit somber.
00:30:58.760 But the somber feelings of fall, which, you know, with every passing year, I find less and less charming, more and more genuinely emotionally devastating.
00:31:08.780 I mean, and I don't mean in a—I'm not even talking about, like, you know, daylight savings.
00:31:14.640 I'm talking about just, like, the very same beautiful notes of Autumn.
00:31:20.960 They haunt.
00:31:22.540 It is a sweet and somber emotion that at a different time I think I was, like, hungry for it.
00:31:35.340 And now I'm like, no, it's too much.
00:31:38.740 Oh, wow, wow.
00:31:40.200 I can feel, yeah, I understand that, I think.
00:31:44.640 Oh, but I'll just say that a little spot of joy is that here it's in, you know, Tesco or whatever.
00:31:56.320 Animatronics are back.
00:31:57.320 Halloween.
00:31:58.180 The skeletons are back.
00:31:59.260 The ghosts are back.
00:32:00.300 Wow, I haven't seen one yet.
00:32:01.640 The charming stuff in the stores.
00:32:02.900 So they're back here.
00:32:04.600 Yeah, it's just about time.
00:32:05.680 Oh, look, I'm moving on to the next bottle.
00:32:07.380 I've upped it of Environ.
00:32:11.040 Wait.
00:32:11.800 So remember I was telling you about this one?
00:32:13.340 You bought it.
00:32:13.880 And how you're supposed to use two bottles before moving on to the next level.
00:32:17.680 So I was on level two.
00:32:19.760 I used one bottle.
00:32:21.060 It didn't irritate me in the slightest.
00:32:22.800 What is it?
00:32:23.360 I'm moving on to three.
00:32:24.340 What is it?
00:32:24.860 It's Environ Youth Essentia Sea Quence Serum 3, the one that I originally purchased during
00:32:34.300 a facial, and I ran into it in just a pharmacy here. 0.99
00:32:40.580 I go, holy shit. 0.88
00:32:41.480 i've been using since i by the way i'm getting micro needling again in three weeks i guess 0.97
00:32:48.780 and my micro needling woman she she did she was like get this product this product this product 0.87
00:32:57.240 and i trusted her also because it wasn't in her business like she was like go to this website so
00:33:01.780 it's like she's not there's no yeah you know she's not getting by her so she's like and these
00:33:07.900 are all brands i've never heard of i've never seen right well i told she sent me she like sent
00:33:13.700 me a picture of everything you're using and i showed her and she goes oh you're into viral
00:33:17.680 skincare or she's like oh it's very instagram skincare yeah i'm like that's rude first of all
00:33:23.200 yeah totally she read me down and then she was like get this this and this so i've been using 0.95
00:33:28.360 it one of the things though was so expensive and it's like a tiny fucking bottle and i'm a little 0.84
00:33:33.580 bit like i'm listening well i'm missing my old i'm missing my products i'm missing my girls i'm 0.96
00:33:40.340 missing my it's really sick and this is why also the instagram it's like i'm missing using the
00:33:45.800 things that i'm seeing charlotte parlay stack on her face is it parlay or parlor does anyone know
00:33:52.240 um not sure but i say parlay because that's what you said but i'm like what i do yeah
00:34:01.800 that's so funny because like not in my head yeah i've heard yeah that's why i say it like that
00:34:09.000 but i'm like i want i want you might have caught me on a you might have caught me on a parlay day
00:34:13.980 you know what i mean i mean like like but but yeah wait wait but before before you go go further what
00:34:21.340 are the ones that you see her pile on that why don't you have them now i understand you just
00:34:25.640 ran out no they're there but i'm not using them i'm doing a thing where i'm going to her yeah
00:34:30.180 exactly. I'm going, by the way, it happened. I'm a victim of tariff culture. This is crazy.
00:34:38.080 I just got, I bought, I bought a shoe from Japan on eBay for $130.
00:34:46.480 It was the size of a penny.
00:34:48.460 They're great. Yeah.
00:34:49.680 Sorry.
00:34:50.240 No, no. I just get, I just got a thing. You owe $48 because of tariffs. Are you hearing this?
00:34:58.500 it was a scam no because i sent it to my friend who got the same shoes and i said
00:35:03.940 whoa wait did you have to pay this and she said no but i got mine pre-tariff
00:35:08.480 no devastating and the and the japan there's some specialty japanese stores that i love
00:35:15.880 and they're having to be like well we uh so after the fact that that's when you got it after you
00:35:24.720 already paid yes that seems like i mean you can't really do that right i mean you can't come knocking
00:35:32.780 for money that seems like you could get a return but you don't want it oh no no i'm not i'm not i
00:35:38.960 don't want to return them but i go wow would i have bought them for the extra 50 i guess so
00:35:43.860 maybe it hurts though it's a sting anyway the tariffs wait so wait but i i do just want to feel
00:35:51.460 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0.98
00:35:52.120 The familiar girls.
00:35:52.860 Yeah, the what?
00:35:53.640 Well, do, but that's partly her brand, right?
00:35:56.460 Yes.
00:35:57.880 Or it is her brand.
00:35:58.800 Yeah.
00:36:00.700 But what are the other—
00:36:01.700 Because I trust her.
00:36:02.380 What was she calling Instagram?
00:36:04.100 I'm just curious.
00:36:05.140 Okay, so I—well, listen, I want to actually look.
00:36:11.740 I'm on—I'm slightly appalled that she said that's you.
00:36:17.660 Because that's an insult.
00:36:20.700 Let's get real.
00:36:21.460 Oh yeah. Okay. I mean, it is, it is a, I'll tell you what she was mocking. I'll tell you what she
00:36:26.760 was mocking. One skin, SkinCeuticals, which by the way, she said, and there, and Charlotte
00:36:32.800 Parlay has talked about this, the C-Ferulic, which I've purchased a few times, which is I think
00:36:36.460 180, $160 a bottle has been dethroned. It's like not shelf state. It's like, it's a patent that now
00:36:43.860 has expired. You can get that product for cheaper. So SkinCeuticals is like, the C-Ferulic is no
00:36:49.300 more and and i wonder about dennis yeah yeah yeah my woman was like it's fine yeah my woman was like
00:36:55.940 or my woman was like yeah you don't need that um she was definitely eyes up at caglia eyes up at
00:37:03.880 she didn't she didn't go product to product but i think she just looked at my photos and she goes
00:37:07.580 oh one skin sophie sophie pavitt i you know dr loretta um she's seeing just my what are the
00:37:18.620 so if you have it products you have what about them no what are they i have a cleanser i have
00:37:26.440 the mandelic acid yeah um and then and then my beauty by jason she was like
00:37:35.580 sure but like wait i already forgot oh right this is your microneedalist so um so
00:37:44.340 you could have said, well, microneedling. I believe Zuckerberg invented that. So
00:37:52.020 well, guess what? I, but anyway, what did she recommend? What's the tiny thing? We're
00:37:57.420 dying to know. There's no time to save it for product. First of all, I'm officially,
00:38:01.480 she was like, get this oil cleanser. And I am like, wow, oil cleanser is real for me. I mean,
00:38:07.100 everyone's dermis is different, but oil cleanser for me, I think really is the way. I just feel
00:38:12.000 feel like saying that but but she was like you don't even have to me she was and she's not like
00:38:15.360 double cleanse she's like i don't know double cleanse i guess if you need to but she's like
00:38:17.920 so i have the epicutus expensive i think it was eighty dollars it's in a glass bottle
00:38:23.460 i need to know the ingredients has a pump so she's got me on that and then oh i have a
00:38:30.140 glymed skin recovery mist so i do my mist were these on different um this is all on the website
00:38:38.320 Art of Skin, which has like 10,000 different brands. Interesting. Okay. So then she's got
00:38:44.860 me on the Civ Biome Balancing Serum, which is like a dropper. You like drop it. I will say,
00:38:51.460 I told her, I was like, you know, there was a period I was really using Biologique or Cherish.
00:38:55.560 She goes, it's good stuff. I go, damn. I can't believe you're off it. I still have never owned 0.99
00:39:03.640 a product i'm like i gotta go back and then i use this is the really expensive stuff the plate
00:39:10.060 plated is the brand plated skin science calm serum and then i've got the neogenesis barrier
00:39:18.840 renewal cream which is this is all you bought all this yes or some of this i did a full line i bought
00:39:24.220 it none of this is bagged this is purchased whoa this was a huge purchase trust me and i felt i
00:39:30.140 felt sick to my stomach after i go oh my god oh my god but i go ah did you remember not to pay
00:39:34.460 twice yep i actually did i think i go no no i'm worth it and so i'm going back for more micro
00:39:41.460 needling the thing that i'm listen i want the whole list that is the list and i want to study
00:39:47.240 it no no i mean like i just want to like like i didn't write it down i want to maybe you can
00:39:52.900 screen grab it easily for me i'll text it and we'll post it because i want to look it up and
00:39:56.700 And I want to start, for fun times, I want to go hunting and check this out.
00:40:03.420 Just because of the original insult with the Instagram, I'm really looking to find some holes in this.
00:40:12.720 If that oil cleanser is just some basic oil cleanser in a nice bottle, I'm coming for it.
00:40:18.320 I would love to know.
00:40:18.640 Yeah, yeah, totally.
00:40:20.500 Do you remember, Jacqueline, when we were in London? 0.98
00:40:22.660 She's insulted everything we stand for.
00:40:24.440 I know. When we were in London, do you remember being told, don't do RF, radio frequency?
00:40:31.820 Yes, sure do.
00:40:33.120 So I have since not, right? This woman who I am trusting, she was like, I do a thing. She goes,
00:40:42.020 it's so low heat. She's like, radio frequency can get fucked up when people are using a too high 0.88
00:40:48.120 heat. That's when you get into melting the fat and all of that. She goes, this thing that I do 0.86
00:40:52.800 uses some RF, but it's at such a low level. And I have a friend who's done that with her,
00:41:00.080 this treatment a few times. And I told her, I go, I'm scared. I'm scared. I hear RF. And I go,
00:41:06.580 no, no, no, no, no. She's like, don't be scared. Do I do it?
00:41:12.180 Well, here's the thing. I think you're, okay. Stateside, you're saying, should I be scared?
00:41:18.460 is this going to melt fat, lose facial volume, slash is something going to happen to me after
00:41:24.280 three uses? That's not what we were getting worried about in London. Or, you know, my friend's done it
00:41:29.980 a few times. What we were getting worried about in London was not the idea that something bad
00:41:34.960 would happen as a result of doing it, like, once or a couple times. It was that long-term,
00:41:40.740 conceptually, the way that, you know, you know how we wrote, like, a laugh and a half about,
00:41:46.760 you know that everything it's like if you can if you can destroy collagen forcing it to rebuild
00:41:52.060 you know back better right it's like it's like yeah everything is that you know they're like
00:41:58.380 like like slappy across the face that stimulates collagen right like everything stimulates collagen
00:42:02.840 and so so the person we were talking to was telling us that rf etc that certain of these
00:42:11.180 forms of
00:42:11.840 disturbed
00:42:12.460 of breaking down
00:42:13.300 the collagen
00:42:13.740 so that it rebuilds
00:42:14.940 they're too
00:42:16.140 violent
00:42:16.940 okay
00:42:17.360 and so it rebuilds
00:42:18.420 in a way that's
00:42:19.360 more close to
00:42:20.320 how scar tissue
00:42:21.280 rebuilds
00:42:22.360 versus how
00:42:23.340 you know
00:42:23.860 some other form
00:42:25.020 of healing
00:42:25.320 or what new skin
00:42:26.820 is like when collagen
00:42:27.800 you know
00:42:28.220 like young skin
00:42:29.040 repairs itself
00:42:29.700 with new collagen
00:42:30.240 so basically
00:42:31.460 it's saying like
00:42:32.400 and
00:42:34.120 and
00:42:34.620 yeah
00:42:35.520 so that's why like
00:42:36.500 you know
00:42:37.520 the lemon laser
00:42:38.960 okay
00:42:39.360 yeah yeah
00:42:41.180 But it is quite compelling when you think about it.
00:42:43.340 It's like it stimulates it too fast and in too desperate a scar-like fashion.
00:42:50.100 That's interesting.
00:42:51.540 Interesting.
00:42:52.160 But if you were me, would you try the thing?
00:42:56.580 I mean, you're trying everything.
00:42:58.960 You're trying all sorts of stuff.
00:43:00.000 I'm in a just phase of nothing.
00:43:02.280 So it's like, I just, I need to know a random RF,
00:43:10.200 unless I'm on the table and someone's like, you want this?
00:43:12.400 Like, sure, I guess.
00:43:14.120 But I want to know why I'm pursuing these things.
00:43:18.340 Do you just see what I'm saying?
00:43:19.400 Like, what is it?
00:43:21.720 Well, this, she goes, is like lifting.
00:43:25.940 She was like, this thing, and my friend who's done it is like,
00:43:31.600 it's cool and what's interesting what's the product called like it's like one of these
00:43:37.700 things with like a corporate name it's like rudial or something you know what i mean this is just
00:43:45.400 like yeah yeah exactly no this is just wait let me find this i don't know if this is the like
00:43:52.980 there's too many now on it like i know you know not to sound like whatever but
00:43:59.960 it's
00:44:02.840 lay lift
00:44:03.340 but is that
00:44:05.880 is that what it really is
00:44:07.240 that's just what
00:44:08.100 she's calling it 0.94
00:44:09.000 and lift is always 1.00
00:44:10.060 questionable
00:44:13.220 when they're lifting
00:44:14.320 yeah
00:44:16.560 I mean it's
00:44:17.320 it's
00:44:17.920 okay I'm not saying
00:44:22.040 I think it's like
00:44:23.180 they're calling it that
00:44:24.420 but it's
00:44:25.000 that's not
00:44:25.520 it's not like that
00:44:26.940 it's not like Morpheus
00:44:27.860 you know
00:44:28.320 it's not like that
00:44:28.980 you should be like
00:44:29.480 what is the machine yeah what is it sweetheart not like how she formatted it on her menu yeah
00:44:35.180 totally my rage like the way I'm going after this woman I know you are but yeah I just I don't know 0.83
00:44:46.500 you're loving the microneedling I mean you have to do it a few times I'd say yeah I think I'm
00:44:53.860 like okay yeah things are looking good but but were they anyway yeah exactly exactly i am a little
00:45:01.280 like huh i mean here's here's the joke you have to do it a few times you do have a you do have an
00:45:05.360 incredibly serious you know as i see it until dethroned medical device the lima laser i know
00:45:14.840 i'm just going where is your three minutes a day on a given spot oh my god i know trust me i know
00:45:22.800 Maybe it's this, Kate.
00:45:24.000 Maybe because I, look, I too have not yet started the 90 days because I have not yet been consistent, right? 0.99
00:45:32.220 What if we choose one fucking spot? 0.98
00:45:35.740 Today, yeah. 0.99
00:45:36.820 And because it's like that you just stick it on and it's easy.
00:45:41.540 Like I'm almost, dare I say, tempted to do one side of the face is hard because sun, well, you know, for one reason, right?
00:45:49.620 I mean, but honestly, like if it was so good that one, that you looked ridiculous out in public, because your one spot on your cheek was so good, I think you'd be all right to catch it up.
00:45:59.220 But I'm like, maybe we should do the test.
00:46:01.600 Like maybe we should do it on one knee.
00:46:05.280 Like just some random spot. 0.67
00:46:06.700 Just go right for the face.
00:46:08.280 You didn't go right for the face?
00:46:09.300 It's not enough.
00:46:09.720 It's too much time.
00:46:10.500 It's too much of a sacrifice to be a knee.
00:46:13.700 But the difference is that like, you just, you know, the one spot you stick it on is three minutes.
00:46:17.840 No, I hear you.
00:46:19.620 I'm just trying to think, oh, you know what would kind of be interesting?
00:46:23.220 One hand.
00:46:26.200 Back of one hand.
00:46:28.120 Yeah.
00:46:30.060 But then again, I don't know.
00:46:33.860 I really want to get serious.
00:46:36.520 With Lima.
00:46:37.260 I know.
00:46:38.160 Me too.
00:46:38.780 And I'm also really going to keep putting it on the jaw.
00:46:41.500 I find it comforting just to do it.
00:46:44.740 I'm coming up on one year of TMJ brought on by a chimney sweep. 0.91
00:46:49.620 It's unbelievable.
00:46:50.660 Oh, right, right.
00:46:51.220 In December, it'll be a year.
00:46:53.240 I have to go.
00:46:53.960 I'll tell you one thing I need.
00:46:55.420 Buckle. 0.82
00:46:56.200 And I did get a recommendation of intense buckle massage. 1.00
00:46:59.280 When I went to go see the sculptress.
00:47:01.020 They're in Los Angeles?
00:47:02.140 In London, you should go see the sculptress. 0.95
00:47:04.280 She gave an amazing massage. 0.99
00:47:06.080 What?
00:47:06.520 You had one in London?
00:47:07.620 Yeah.
00:47:08.060 I'll send you.
00:47:08.700 Oh, my God.
00:47:09.740 I mean, I paid.
00:47:10.500 Yeah, it wasn't.
00:47:11.340 Yeah.
00:47:11.600 But this was a wreck?
00:47:13.420 Yep.
00:47:13.740 I'm going to send you the email.
00:47:15.080 You should go.
00:47:15.500 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:47:16.580 I'm sending you the email right now because she fucking rocks. 1.00
00:47:19.620 or face massage in general? 1.00
00:47:23.200 By the way, a hag recommended her. 1.00
00:47:26.300 I need it now. 1.00
00:47:27.660 It's so good for the jaw, and she really goes in there. 1.00
00:47:31.720 London hags. 1.00
00:47:34.600 Beyond. 1.00
00:47:35.980 They're great.
00:47:37.440 They're really good. 0.99
00:47:39.160 I also don't mind an American hag abroad in London. 1.00
00:47:43.540 Of course. 1.00
00:47:43.980 You run into those, too.
00:47:45.000 It's nice.
00:47:45.500 Nice to see.
00:47:46.360 Someone sent a photo of two people in POOG merch at the farmer's market.
00:47:50.960 Did you see that?
00:47:51.580 Yeah.
00:47:51.980 Was it Instagram?
00:47:52.960 Oh, I only saw one.
00:47:55.200 Someone's wearing a POOG hat and someone's wearing a POOG shirt.
00:47:57.480 And they're both like canvassing for a good cause.
00:48:00.700 Forgetting what it was.
00:48:01.480 It was something about like tenants' rights or something.
00:48:05.260 Merch continues to bring people together while we forget to advertise it daily like we should.
00:48:12.760 Well, new merch is coming.
00:48:14.220 New merch is coming.
00:48:15.040 So just hold tight.
00:48:16.080 Well, and also get the classics before it is all taken away because it might not be reissued.
00:48:24.140 Everything's limited edition.
00:48:26.840 Everything forever.
00:48:28.460 All right.
00:48:29.020 Love you.
00:48:30.200 Bye.
00:48:30.960 Bye.
00:48:31.600 Bye-bye.
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