Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Go Buy a Smile

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00:00:20.900 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

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00:00:28.180 The ego loves to seek.

00:00:29.540 but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time good morning it's me live from los

00:00:39.340 angeles to you of course the podcast is not live except for on rare occasions good morning hello

00:00:45.460 how are you you have the eye gels on again and i am filled i'm doing it basically because i look

00:00:51.980 so busted that it's like i don't know something about it just covering the face however i can

00:00:57.720 totally i had a i woke up good morning poog by the way morning good morning poog imagine this

00:01:05.600 waking up at 7 15 a.m feeling tired but also fine i sprung into action and i was like i'm 0.60

00:01:13.900 gonna make pancakes i fully made a pancake and guess what fucked it up inedible really pancakes

00:01:23.080 aren't easy well you know remember remember i was doing the pancake scramble because i was like 0.97

00:01:26.940 fuck it it's too hard yeah yeah so you just scramble it up like scrambled eggs and it's 0.98

00:01:32.300 well by the way surprise delicious that's actually i i made a stupid like recipe like 1.00

00:01:38.180 like some protein whore oh and she was like you need one-to-one baking flour i was like what's 0.94

00:01:44.040 that no i don't oh yeah you do and the inside was jelly and it was just like it was such a sweet 0.93

00:01:50.380 thing i was like oh make pancakes for us and then i botched it and then i shut down and then um

00:01:56.380 but i'm fine i'm climbing out like a child on mother's day i know i know like like someone had

00:02:02.560 a joke or a post or something about that once if anyone knows the source but just like the mother

00:02:08.020 being forced to eat like raw egg in bed on like totally you know because like the kids do this

00:02:13.180 performance of breakfast in bed for the mother and then has to and then has to clean up the

00:02:17.040 pancake oh oh right that too i forgot about that they have to have the worst breakfast of their

00:02:21.060 life followed by eat cheerios inside of a orange juice yeah and then clean it all up but they love

00:02:28.240 grateful but they love it all my life i want money and power okay i'm flying because i was up at six

00:02:35.640 from jet lag oh of course love going west yeah jet lag west really does rule jet lag west is is

00:02:46.760 a whole new lease on life by the way belief that like you know i'm gonna maintain jet lag west

00:02:53.040 like this is this is just when i get up now 6 a.m so i could lock it in do you want to hear

00:02:59.240 a little more about the feelings of returning to los angeles after eight seven months because

00:03:06.340 it's pretty profound from a poogie and level right like this this will not be able to be

00:03:15.180 recaptured. In a couple of days, maybe I'll slip back in fully. But right now, a couple of things.

00:03:21.840 Okay. One, I get home. And why am I home? I flew back for an appointment, which is unheard of. I

00:03:30.380 did everything I could to change it, whatever. Oh, by the way, another thing we should talk about,

00:03:35.360 flew 11. Actually, it was quick. 10 something hours from London to LA, nonstop, like it was

00:03:43.580 Nothing.

00:03:45.020 Kate.

00:03:45.240 It just didn't bother you?

00:03:46.160 Once again, flew.

00:03:48.860 It flew, Kate.

00:03:50.320 How? 1.00

00:03:50.660 Same shit. 1.00

00:03:51.480 Me in a chair. 1.00

00:03:52.640 It's one long moment. 1.00

00:03:54.200 What's the same shit? 1.00

00:03:55.180 How did it fly? 1.00

00:03:56.780 No, I mean, same shit as in like, you know, the way that five hours flies for me is like 0.99

00:04:00.860 two seconds. 0.99

00:04:02.240 This was only at the last two hours.

00:04:04.260 I was like, all right, I'm kind of ready to get off this plane.

00:04:07.080 And so I watched a movie.

00:04:08.180 What were you doing?

00:04:08.500 So I watched a movie at the end.

00:04:10.300 What were you doing the previous hours?

00:04:12.520 Yes.

00:04:13.580 working wow i can't even imagine with diminished wi-fi which you know if i had the energy i'd go

00:04:21.860 complain i go that was that wi-fi was bullshit yeah so i was really just sending text messages

00:04:28.420 and seeing them not happen whatever whatever you got a couple but by the way i really appreciate 0.87

00:04:33.560 on virgin first of all they were like we appreciate you choosing virgin because we have 100 planes we

00:04:39.700 are a small airline i was like what whoa a hundred planes i was like oh my god it's scary but then i

00:04:49.760 was like maybe actually it's not maybe they're really on top of their stables yeah exactly

00:04:55.000 they're stable you know like and then they said on both flights they were like i think one of them

00:05:01.740 was the captain uh was like yes there'll probably be some turbulence given this is a transatlantic

00:05:07.560 flight but there is absolutely nothing to worry about i love it and i really appreciated that

00:05:14.300 um yeah i also have a new trick for for i guess i have a lot to report is what i'm what i'm telling

00:05:20.480 you okay yeah i have a new trick for tolerating turbulence which is it's really interesting i

00:05:28.020 crank up the tunes okay and kind of the like you know back that ass up or something okay like yeah

00:05:35.460 I'm like and then it becomes like I've done that and it changes it from kind of a certain kind of

00:05:43.340 fear to to a ride yeah so that yeah that was significant and then um well I had I had an

00:05:52.260 interesting middle seat scenario and a miracle involving you were in a middle seat so I book it

00:05:57.980 you know the night before or whatever as usual right the only seats left whatever me and Chris

00:06:04.220 are both in middle seats in the center so it's the three it's three-er in a center row i'm having

00:06:11.380 a panic is that you we're both in middle of him behind me okay oh my god all right i'm not worried

00:06:17.280 okay i trust so we get there um by the way another meltdown where i i up i upped it to economy

00:06:27.220 delight because i read online that that has an outlet after a near meltdown on the plane there

00:06:32.420 when i was in economy and discovered no outlets in the seats okay oh my god thank god welcome

00:06:37.500 product corner we had two full of my anchor batteries oh yeah you have to have it at all

00:06:43.780 time yeah yeah a computer okay i travel with two yeah so king anchor rides again yeah we get there

00:06:53.800 there's a good way for this so i get back i get to my seat it's the middle three there there's

00:06:57.940 there's a woman on the on the left seat of the middle three i start making my way into my seat

00:07:03.880 the middle she she gasps okay and says i was planning to sleep okay now i go what you know

00:07:13.320 okay i guess she goes when did you book this no yeah yeah she she books her seat going no one's

00:07:20.800 gonna choose that middle seat that seat's mine okay she thought she was next to an empty yeah

00:07:25.480 yeah yeah and i go and so i go i even like raise my volume a little bit for fun okay i go like

00:07:31.440 last minute i live that last minute life or something okay like i literally went for it

00:07:36.880 and she was like i'm of course i don't of course i'm not like actually whatever but i sit down and

00:07:42.000 it's full like can't tell what's arm and what's fabric exactly but like full ownership of the seat

00:07:48.600 uh uh the the you know the the rest right without any negotiation about like who's gonna have the 1.00

00:07:54.260 yeah she takes it and i felt like i was being punished a little bit for that's crazy she's

00:07:59.580 like well i thought yeah that's that's insane so i was like all right all right but then slowly

00:08:04.480 we start to go oh my god it looks like the two seats to the left and right of chris behind me

00:08:11.220 are empty again now begins that is anyone else going to go for these should i move the whole

00:08:16.440 thing they go in the things in the air you're welcome to move okay and i'm praying and praying

00:08:21.220 I keep thinking, like, we're on this, like, did they close the doors yet thing, you know?

00:08:24.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:25.400 And we're like, I think we're all seated, you know?

00:08:28.180 And I get up, and I switch, and then me and Chris had our own row, which was three-seater, the three of us.

00:08:35.320 We literally each took the wings, okay, and left the space between us, okay?

00:08:40.780 Oh.

00:08:41.360 You know, as like a – because ultimately that is more comfortable.

00:08:45.020 And, you know, everyone sat down and began their professional TV watching, you know?

00:08:49.740 They got into their TV pause, like, okay, what are we doing today?

00:08:53.860 And I joined the group at the end.

00:08:57.080 I watched Companion, really enjoyed it.

00:09:01.220 What's that?

00:09:02.400 It's great modern horror.

00:09:06.540 It's a sheer blast.

00:09:08.500 Did you see the Hugh Grant horror?

00:09:10.980 Yes.

00:09:12.480 Did you?

00:09:13.140 Okay, how was it?

00:09:13.860 No, not scary?

00:09:16.300 No, no, no.

00:09:16.740 i would i mean i don't want to say anything about it but definitely worth a watch okay like like i'd

00:09:25.020 love to actually analyze it post you seeing it um and then so anyway that that was obviously huge

00:09:34.320 um i had yeah yeah good one no no you you know i've i have a lot to report so like

00:09:41.120 we shouldn't i could just talk the whole time and i don't want to so i i'll i want to tell you about

00:09:47.820 the return etc that you know but i don't all right you sure but break in with with observations and

00:09:53.800 insights okay this is the report section where you report all right the travel insights so

00:09:59.160 i found the spirit on on virgin to be quite nice i must say okay i found it i i don't know they

00:10:07.220 the uniforms are unbelievable i mean let's get real there was a display section outside the

00:10:13.880 virgin lounge which i only had access to on the way there and didn't on the way back and that was

00:10:17.460 the whole thing but an interesting interaction at the amex lounge which appeared like a glimmer in

00:10:23.900 in the desert uh after we thought we weren't getting into anything we go i go oh okay i go

00:10:29.320 chris look oh my god yeah the centurion unexpected centurion go in chris was like this is like

00:10:37.200 a back like like i'm i'm going to work at like the dmv or something like the entrance though to

00:10:42.540 get to the amex was so heinous and then we got there huge line had to put in no they did a text

00:10:48.760 message thing and i had one of these things where me and the guy at the desk were locked in a i was

00:10:54.680 like we were like two like jousters okay we were locked in a game of who was going to be more

00:11:00.340 convenient and to the point and on it than the other because he was doing the thing where he

00:11:05.780 was expecting me to be like to not have the information ready and like like and very like

00:11:11.480 so and i could see this happening now so i walk up and i'm like i don't know what i need to say

00:11:17.020 exactly but we're at the amex line so i'm going to attack and go i go i've got two amex platinums

00:11:21.440 here to show you you know like yeah yeah like and then i'm like realizing i was saying nope they 0.93

00:11:27.200 always need the boarding pass they actually need fucking everything it's kind of annoying 0.89

00:11:29.760 so and he's like whatever he says his thing and he's obsessed with saying it'll be at least 20 0.92

00:11:36.440 minutes okay yeah at least whatever but but then and then he's like well i'll need your phone number

00:11:43.040 and i'm like 917 you know like i start in right and it was like it was like very like well played

00:11:50.740 sir like like we both we both did our best with like veiled competitive like sort of jovial

00:11:59.220 hostility it was it was it was a good time it was a good time i can see you exactly doing it

00:12:03.940 yeah so anyway we eventually made it in there what am i eating at the amex lounge was that the

00:12:08.780 question yeah no no i wanted to know you were eating on the flight oh on the plane i forgot

00:12:12.720 well i brought a roasted veggie thing yeah i i ate a pasta i'll just say i on a flight

00:12:19.320 delicious jet blue mint had been a while yeah they still have the ice cream that made us scream

00:12:26.140 yeah the semi-fredo the semi-fredo but i on the way back i i boarded hungry i had i think it was

00:12:34.260 a seven o'clock flight and so by the time i'm up there i go okay i want the food i had the pasta

00:12:42.740 there was like a pesto like a simple pesto pasta i had the most this is the best way to fly

00:12:47.840 obviously work paid for yeah i had a first class flight i always feel the need to of course preface

00:12:53.740 it with that because i'm cheap i would never pay out of pocket and i boarded it's emmy's night

00:13:02.300 i'm watching the red carpet on the takeoff yes sweetheart we take off i can't believe

00:13:08.100 live tv because of jet blue it was an emmy jet blue perfect convergence so i was unreal i was

00:13:14.880 yeah thank you so i was watching the emmy's uninterrupted live the pasta arrives i was

00:13:21.700 almost like paddling my feet in ecstasy yes the pasta was fabulous it was very simple very good

00:13:28.400 what pomodoro what i couldn't believe it uh it was like a it was just a simple pesto i forgot

00:13:34.000 already sorry i leaned tomato out of my own fantasies yeah yeah it was just so easy to enjoy

00:13:39.280 it and there was one and it was tragically a pa announcement during hannah einbinder no shout out

00:13:46.040 to hannah's acceptance speech i was like this is my friend yeah yeah moments to pause for the pa

00:13:51.380 like and we're sorry for the interruption don't waste time saying sorry for the interruption get

00:13:56.880 to the message and bring us back exactly bring me back but um i i mean that was euphoric

00:14:03.000 so the pasta i'm sitting there i'm watching the emmys it's heaven so i've heard and i'm always

00:14:10.840 fascinated by this the the airplane stomach ache right the flight stomach ache oh the uh

00:14:16.020 bloat and yeah and it hits me it can really hit me where I'm in pain and so I try to eat very

00:14:22.720 light on a plane whatever so this was I hadn't I hadn't had like I so I have to say I ate the 0.98

00:14:28.180 full bowl of pasta and there was a gorgeous bat little roll with butter I go let's party bitch 0.60

00:14:33.620 yeah I butter ice cold you know what I mean in a way that I don't even mean that negatively I 0.63

00:14:39.880 actually kind of like that no in a way that's nice no I know sometimes when you bite into butter it's 0.91

00:14:44.820 really pleasant it was perfectly room temp it was spreadable as fuck so i have that and then

00:14:51.480 like clockwork i'd say an hour and 50 minutes later so much pain i have to i'm wearing loose 0.93

00:14:58.520 pants i have to unbutton the top i ride completely unzipped and i immediately when you that we need

00:15:02.660 the poo pain oh yeah and i want to be clear it's not like it can be relieved it's just like 0.95

00:15:09.740 it hurts and i'm like fuck and i am like i had an interesting moment actually because i always carry 0.96

00:15:16.740 gas x phasine is the actual brand that i prefer but i say gas x because it tells you what's going 0.98

00:15:22.440 on but you know i i always have that emergency in my pill see a lot of people would opt for

00:15:27.000 phasine for that reason yeah i know humiliating so but i want but i say that also like i really

00:15:36.480 i don't mean to get into scatological humor here but of course that's not what's going on it's not

00:15:41.380 like i'm like like i'm not going to do that it's not happening it's just like a hard stomach no

00:15:47.720 you're trying you're trying to make it clear to the people that i wasn't it's funny it's like you

00:15:53.020 know what yes right and i don't even you know i don't like that word right it's like if it's deep

00:15:59.100 upper if it's still in the chest if it's still in the upper stomach it's not considered exactly

00:16:03.960 exactly yeah yeah thank you so it's not like down below i had a moment where i took out my

00:16:10.220 little pill case to take and i thought and i felt my my my fear of being observed is just so

00:16:16.880 interesting in public or just like it's so interesting i have to constantly perform myself

00:16:21.540 for others i know or something and so i thought oh i wonder if they think i'm taking like panic

00:16:26.640 medication but it's this late in the flight it'd be weird there's an hour and change left in the

00:16:30.600 flight that's not when you start popping pills so i thought what does she think and then anyway so i

00:16:35.280 take my my phase eye and does essentially nothing i'm i'm i'm not kidding kind of doubled over i'm 0.96

00:16:41.660 like god yeah in my chair like it really hurts and i was like fuck and then get off the plane 0.75

00:16:48.180 had a moment with it was so great and we've never have we covered this it's the classic 0.98

00:16:53.220 plane thing of like when you land do you stand right up do you wait okay this is this is one

00:17:00.160 Novak's core tenants. We changed the world with this podcast. Of course. You go about your life

00:17:05.160 as though the plane hasn't landed. Yeah, exactly. Until your road clears. Until there's someone

00:17:09.100 right behind you waiting. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And which point I get up, by the way, just look

00:17:14.100 down, go one last check, you know, make sure you didn't leave anything. Yeah. Yeah. I see a glint

00:17:17.680 on the ground. It's my phone, not in a case, just down there. Anyway, go on. It's huge.

00:17:23.520 it's so funny so but i had a moment where we're filing out this guy behind me is trying to cut

00:17:32.760 through by the way you have a you have a convent you have a connecting flight to catch go right

00:17:38.120 ahead like of course that's community we've got people that are going to australia connectors

00:17:44.280 they've got it what you just move through the crowd you this means yeah yeah exactly or i'm

00:17:48.960 connecting but she has a c it's radio so they can't see but you have a you put the letter c

00:17:55.060 across your forehead yeah to make it clear um you had a connecting flight um he it was subtle

00:18:01.740 or not so subtle but he tried to and then his wife go out like harry or whatever and i kind of look

00:18:09.420 i didn't make eye contact but i make a very exaggerated face of horror incredible by the way

00:18:16.840 i'm living in an old world i still wear my my masks on the plane yeah yeah but like like

00:18:23.360 like excuse me i did kind of one of those like eyes wide like kind of laughed to myself like

00:18:28.900 can you imagine never forget the historic exactly never forget the historic fight or not fight but

00:18:37.560 when i ripped into that guy at the airport it's one of my proudest moments when i when i said um 0.99

00:18:43.980 teach your husband some fucking manners or get ahold of your fucking husband when um this is an 0.99

00:18:48.500 old poog episode right had landed i think from london i had two gigantic suitcases it was such 1.00

00:18:52.740 a fucking thing i call my uber to come pick me up oh right and my and it's it's chaos at the 0.87

00:18:57.860 airport it's lax yeah yeah it's a jfk and i think it's alex point is long line to wait there's my 0.99

00:19:03.400 car i start with my huge suitcases i'm really kind of going from b4 to b3 when um this is an

00:19:10.420 old poog episode right had landed i think from london i had two gigantic suitcases it was such 0.69

00:19:14.660 a fucking thing i call my uber to come pick me up oh right and my and it's it's chaos at the 0.87

00:19:19.780 airport it's lax yeah yeah it's a jfk and i think it's alex point is long line to wait there's my 0.99

00:19:25.320 car i start with my huge suitcases i'm really kind of going from b4 to b3 that's a little

00:19:32.020 exactly there's the car column humor this this guy cuts in front of me opens the door starts

00:19:38.540 loading his cookies into the trunk. I'm looking at the license plate. I know it's my car. I go,

00:19:42.820 oh, very politely go, oh, I think, I mean, going, I think, right. I go, oh, I think that's,

00:19:47.520 um, it's actually my car. He looks at me, goes, it's not. And just loads in his stuff.

00:19:52.740 It was so fucking rude. It was unbelievable. And then he's, then they zoom off and I'm sitting 0.98

00:19:57.900 there like what? And then of course I get a call from the Uber driver. Oh, sorry. But yeah,

00:20:03.240 they come so then i have to wait he comes back and then i go i think i already said something

00:20:10.420 when he was like when he did the like it's not and got in i said something like you could treat

00:20:14.680 me like a human i said something like that archivists will have to check that communicate

00:20:18.040 like yeah like yeah something like that he comes back and then i go i i forgot exactly what i said

00:20:24.280 but i really didn't i wasn't yelling i just was like you know i was like just and he and he didn't 0.98

00:20:30.920 even he was too embarrassed to apologize i thought you yelled fuck you from a rolled down window yeah 1.00

00:20:35.900 i think i did i think i did because no because he was so and then and then you're a fucking 0.99

00:20:41.740 i have to listen to the episode i have to listen to back to the episode because it escalated in 0.97

00:20:46.280 some way where i was then yelling and then when i and his wife kind of went that's enough and i 0.99

00:20:50.640 said like oh get a muzzle on your fucking husband or something or i said something like she said 0.98

00:20:54.500 that's enough like to you right yeah because i'm interesting like but not because i was going so 0.99

00:20:59.300 hard just because i was continuing to humiliate him right and then i said something was she almost

00:21:04.040 like you know like like in those movies where it's sort of like um okay like like a mob boss

00:21:10.040 like all right yeah yeah yeah totally totally yeah i i don't know but it was find out where

00:21:15.460 the money is you know i have to i have to go back and listen to it but the point is

00:21:19.540 i made a face with the guy it's fine we're going through interesting stuff

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00:22:56.220 okay so anyway wait that is to say the stomachache i just want to say the stomachache lasted like

00:23:06.160 three hours and i'm not kidding that kind of stomachache really is painful and i feel like

00:23:12.460 even the next day i felt like full and they make no effort let's get real right you know i don't

00:23:18.680 know what i expect them to do and i also don't know because what i read or something was was um

00:23:24.860 what did they say you know whatever there is in your stomach before takeoff if it's just just the

00:23:33.640 natural gases of your stomach expand when you get up in the air because of the altitude so you're 0.98

00:23:40.280 kind of you know you're kind of fucked no matter what that's why i usually just pile on the 0.92

00:23:46.520 the food so yeah it was um what did i eat well i brought on board a sort of roasted vegetable wrap 0.99

00:23:55.680 i sawed off with the knife that they gave they gave me with their food i sawed off the gelatinous

00:24:02.500 you know sort of soaked end of the wrap the rest was held pretty well yeah um i think i i forget

00:24:10.700 what they brought first i just did a series of like they bring this toasty at one point or

00:24:15.480 whatever it's like kind of like a grilled cheese and i'm just gonna lift it up and i like i like

00:24:20.520 shake the cheese off of it and just like eat a piece of warm white bread you know it's like

00:24:24.780 really it's really it gets pretty wild and then like with what i go you know like i just i was

00:24:31.860 thinking though i could get into a thing if i really i didn't bring the sometimes i really do

00:24:36.160 it right and i really set it up and these are my foods i'm going to enjoy and sort of when they

00:24:40.180 bring out the whatever it's like i was noticing it i was like there's a weird thing on the plane

00:24:44.940 i don't know if it's the there's something the infantilization maybe that leads to just a bunch

00:24:52.260 of people who normally might not eat like a pudding cup oh yeah i know yeah i know they're

00:24:59.020 like yeah thank you you know like everyone like ice cream yeah you know like yeah yeah um i didn't

00:25:04.980 have the ice cream there's also actually i will say another thing for virgin on any of the food

00:25:10.880 that came out ingredients on it like a regular package where i could read the allergens which is

00:25:17.360 not the case on most flights it is a it is an allergen extravaganza with of opacity and no

00:25:26.400 information you think they'd be extra concerned you think they'd be terrified so there's that

00:25:32.080 and then i mean i mean i've said it before but the laugh okay like in a business class where

00:25:36.400 they emerge and just pop down on your table an open bowl of nuts at minute one i know so at least

00:25:43.300 i could see what was what and then sort of eat around things like a little salad i ate the little

00:25:47.840 salad i basically i maintained my plant-based situation and then with maybe some questionable

00:25:55.040 moments like like there was like some biscuit that no actually i think weirdly that biscuit 0.95

00:26:00.160 whatever it doesn't matter fucking jesus christ okay wait i think actually that biscuit uh 0.93

00:26:05.480 all information sacred all information interesting anyway take me back so so so 0.98

00:26:15.260 cologne on the plane not a fan okay oh yeah i almost you know had to move

00:26:21.100 because of a nine foot cloud oh no i mean cologne and personal space i gotta do an uber black ice

00:26:31.000 you know the uh the treat black ice is hell yeah i go okay vomited outside the um the club

00:26:38.860 from a 45 minute car ride where i had too much caffeine and not enough food when and so i had

00:26:43.960 the vile car sickness but vomit we mean outside the club you mean like i ride the club i've held

00:26:49.300 in the car sickness oh no through like oh just hearing this is making me and then i get out i

00:26:55.340 get out and it's like okay no crouch down in the corner on a street corner where like arguably no

00:27:01.300 some audience is like gonna be coming in a small venue you know it's fine i'm throwing up and it's

00:27:07.160 just throwing up comedy club i thought you meant like the delta lounge yeah all right sorry sorry

00:27:12.360 no i just jumped back because i remembered and and and i was like i was like mints okay i was

00:27:17.300 Because sometimes when they have the mints or the candy, I need people to listen to me, okay?

00:27:21.820 I'm talking serious, stomach, whatever.

00:27:25.260 Not stomach, the brain thing that's happening that makes it, the vestibular, whatever.

00:27:30.860 Gum, eating, candy, whatever.

00:27:33.020 Nonstop, it knocks it the fuck out. 1.00

00:27:36.480 Gum will save your ass. 1.00

00:27:37.800 So interesting. 1.00

00:27:38.780 Start chewing the gum before you get in the thing.

00:27:41.540 All right, let me give it to you because I feel like I've got so much.

00:27:44.520 Arrive home.

00:27:45.920 The light is still on.

00:27:47.020 time front like eight something maybe seven something and i'm really moved by the led light

00:27:54.160 bulb that i installed a freaking year ago just shining in the night yeah i know this whole time

00:28:01.280 never die okay we go to open the door there's a few packages stuffed behind the screen one of

00:28:07.580 them's opened okay and and like all right whatever go in push huge pile of mail at the door right

00:28:16.680 get in look around and go all right there's a lot of stuff right because there's a lot of stuff that

00:28:21.780 i was in the process of moving out and getting rid of and downsizing but there were a couple

00:28:26.920 surprises where organization i had done before i left that i didn't know i had done shocked me so

00:28:32.640 i opened my vanity closet aka where all the skincare and stuff lives yeah i gasped it was

00:28:37.700 beautiful all right maybe i'll post a picture yeah my closet over there you know there were a

00:28:42.520 lot of things i implemented before leaving so that was huge anyway open the back back uh door

00:28:49.280 so the screen opens who comes running meowing but boo the cat oh so sweet of course okay

00:28:57.620 instantly hears us so sweet huge i go out there i scoop him up i'm giving him a thousand furry

00:29:05.200 kisses between his ears again petting him wildly scratching under the chin so cute baby in my arms

00:29:10.800 and then i was so freaking happy and then and then in the morning you know chris chris walks

00:29:16.700 out there he emerges from a bush tail up in the air rubbing around chris's legs and then i tested

00:29:22.800 yesterday i pulled out the cat dancer you know it's that piece of wire with a little piece of

00:29:27.180 paper on the end yeah and i tap it against the middle of the trellis that i would normally tap

00:29:32.820 it against i go there's no way he'll remember he'll hear it in the distance and remember he did

00:29:38.360 he appeared he came running we danced okay we danced and danced and you see a baby across the

00:29:46.540 way that was like you know an infant now it's crawling you know what i mean it was like

00:29:51.060 unbelievable times passage in the courtyard i know times passage shocking and then we were

00:29:56.300 we were shocked once again by los angeles's weather yeah balmy sort of i mean balmy's not

00:30:02.740 even the right word but it feels tropical when you arrive from other places it's been it's been

00:30:06.660 unpleasantly tropical even the last few days i always felt yeah when i'm when i moved to new york

00:30:11.040 yeah when i came back i remember home for the first time got out of the car by the way this

00:30:15.980 is this is how old i am got out of a yellow cab imagine los angeles yeah yeah like like yeah

00:30:21.560 and now i'm going parents and picking up from the airport that's interesting and um salt in the air

00:30:26.820 it smelled like i couldn't believe the smell of the ocean oh i couldn't believe it i was like has

00:30:32.640 it always smelled like this i cannot believe you can smell it smell salt in the air santa monica

00:30:38.580 baby anyway wow also i'll just say guess who wants a kitten my mom that's right we've got

00:30:43.480 two adult cats she wants a kitten she wants to remember we named her luna because her name was

00:30:49.000 digital what was her name it was fat girl oh right right remember

00:30:56.500 her name is we named her lumna and then wait what's the other one's name frankie so sweet

00:31:06.340 and then okay she wants a kitten now as usual dare i say the only thing easier than one kitten

00:31:12.300 is two i'm gonna text your mother oh my god oh my god i know four cats oh i went through reddit cats

00:31:20.720 like the other night like lying and i was like kind of anxious i was like let me just pull up

00:31:24.360 reddit cats it's like i wonder it's like that thing where if you hug someone for six full seconds

00:31:29.600 you have to that's the minimum it releases like oxytocin or something oh yeah yeah and you feel

00:31:36.440 it you know i wonder how long reddit cats or any of the cats subreddits how long scrolling that

00:31:43.820 because it happens eventually there is a profound physical relief seeing the cats yeah i'm going

00:31:50.620 Oh, well, Naomi and I watched on YouTube.

00:31:53.700 We've been really, and by the people are really loving the Azerbaijan YouTube, the farm life.

00:31:58.680 Oh, right, I know.

00:32:00.340 And I have a new YouTube, which is Naomi and I have literally gotten into, exactly.

00:32:06.440 We came across a video that was of like six Maine Coon kittens.

00:32:11.260 No.

00:32:11.800 And like tracking them from like birth until they're like ready for adoption.

00:32:15.820 Oh my God.

00:32:17.300 And then we know which one's who.

00:32:19.180 And then it's like, oh, this one's like meeting like, okay, now it's been six months.

00:32:23.940 This one's seeing her brother for the first time.

00:32:26.560 And like seeing the brother come into the cage and like, yeah.

00:32:30.100 And getting very, very invested in the different personalities of the kittens, the cats.

00:32:35.420 Very soothing television.

00:32:36.800 It really helps.

00:32:37.660 By the way, tomorrow, I'm proud to say is seven days, no Instagram, not looking once.

00:32:43.180 Wow.

00:32:43.620 Which also kind of means no.

00:32:44.880 Yeah.

00:32:45.220 And I mean, I'm sorry, everyone. 0.98

00:32:47.420 You've heard me fucking say this. 0.68

00:32:49.180 cannot be online and of course i will and whatever but guys get off i'm not kidding just the week 0.98

00:32:58.140 do whatever you fucking can by the way guess who and this is a huge announcement guess whose light 0.92

00:33:04.240 phone is being implemented guess whose light phone is about to be delivered by which i mean i'm back 0.98

00:33:09.220 in los angeles and i can get mine and we can start together i know you started i've had the

00:33:13.480 last couple days really and it's you know i have to say it's it's a fun object look i'm gonna let's

00:33:21.920 see it they earned this light phone has earned this okay look at how you have to understand it

00:33:31.620 really feels good in your hand oh my god look out look i love the size and the shape though the size

00:33:36.440 is fabulous and so you have but it's really only for and this is why i love it you're making calls

00:33:42.200 or texting i only have a few names in here amazing and right what can i tell you you can

00:33:49.560 download music i'm not going to it can download same phone number right this is your phone now

00:33:55.040 no no you have to get a sim card new phone number hell yeah no no this is what i want airlock

00:34:00.780 new device serious consideration about who gets it yeah and it's just okay i'll do this later but

00:34:10.820 i'm just excited because um i downloaded the directions functionality earlier because i was

00:34:17.100 like that's the thing that i kind of do need directions is is maps highly valuable so they

00:34:22.780 do have that yes okay that's one of my one of my key uses this is really interesting yep there we

00:34:29.560 are interesting wow this is really interesting i'm gonna look this up she's like you gotta get

00:34:33.840 off your phones you know i'm just this is all to say the light phone is is really fabulous and

00:34:38.300 i really do think that the only way to survive these times is to get off the internet i'm so

00:34:45.180 sorry and i know i just hear myself say it's embarrassing but i can't even describe to you

00:34:50.740 tomorrow's a week and improved improved life although yeah a few days ago i was experiencing

00:34:56.960 such oh package delivery i was experiencing such fatigue yeah oh someone's knocking even

00:35:04.940 mentioned all right okay hang on listen to this okay it's gone i am uh i am i just found this old

00:35:12.640 thing that i think we got sent the apollo neuro device i think it's one of these vegas nerve

00:35:20.500 things and it was living here at home and so now i'm hooking it up again i'm gonna get started

00:35:26.280 because i was served another ad i was just telling them that what i was doing while you were gone

00:35:30.740 which was the apollo neuro device this thing i think i think it was sent at one point or i bought

00:35:37.620 it i'm not sure but vagus nerve you know it's supposed to improve your sleep and another

00:35:43.660 wearable oh why well by the way yeah my aura ring last night oh yeah what's the meaning of this

00:35:48.720 cannot believe just really quick we're wrapping up what caperlant having embraced the sexlessness

00:35:55.220 of wearable technology well here's the thing i have my my sleep yeah every night interrupted

00:36:01.000 waking up throughout the night last night what what could this be all right last night for the

00:36:05.660 first time in i don't know months yeah uninterrupted sleep just a strong blue line not waking up

00:36:11.400 what could have done that novak back in la unconscious smoking smoking cbd weed before

00:36:19.540 bed i took like two hits of a cbd joint it rocked and then i'm sleeping through the night you know

00:36:25.520 what i had last night cbd also actually because i had one of those crazy good spirit drinks that

00:36:31.540 was sent to us i don't know probably those are nice those are delicious this is like it's like

00:36:36.520 the french by the way i i'm yeah i'm kind of fantasizing about collab with good spirit now

00:36:41.920 well i'd be addressing i'll be trying to switch out the cane sugar for uh date syrup or something

00:36:47.580 probably yeah but i was not even that bad for you yeah what's that cane sugar is like not even 0.98

00:36:54.720 that bad for you or it's the same shit oh well right right right i mean it's just all you know 0.98

00:36:59.960 whatever but it was delicious um it came in a colorful can what are the other oh wait what 0.99

00:37:08.520 else was it i was gonna say oh well you also didn't you eat it gracias madre maybe maybe the

00:37:13.240 plant-based meal sent you that was a few nights ago that was a few nights ago um love gracias

00:37:18.740 madre so much it's my favorite trashy restaurant in the world well it's just when you it's funny

00:37:25.160 it's funny i'm like it's i'm like well i just think it's a good restaurant and then like you

00:37:29.480 know like like it's like it's like when like like john or something's like muso and frank's you know

00:37:34.940 for the atmosphere and i'm like how dare you you know no muso don't how dare you exactly no no

00:37:40.440 by trashy i mean that like i mean when you go there yeah i love the patio it's patio only

00:37:49.260 and by the way i love the food i on i'm not being ironic i love going there yeah okay and the food 0.95

00:37:56.500 is there's some stuff there that's gonna blow your ass off i think it's really good like and

00:38:02.900 yes my partner is is vegan flexible used to be full vegan yeah so they're very at home there

00:38:10.600 yeah i've always enjoyed vegan cuisine but the point is food's good the margaritas are strong

00:38:15.940 and but there's a thing there it's very interesting it's like the experience of going there

00:38:20.060 i think because like the service i know what you mean to be clear do you understand i'm trying to

00:38:28.040 they don't no no i said it's not that it's bad but it's completely depersonalized right they are

00:38:35.740 hardly pretending to care if you live or die well but the allergies certainly but they're kind of

00:38:42.100 fine i had this experience last night i took my mom out for her birthday yeah to a and she in a

00:38:48.480 very cute way and i was like i am my mother's daughter because i suggested this other restaurant

00:38:52.620 and then she the night four goes i actually would love to go here she's like i just popped in it's

00:38:56.580 this rooftop restaurant in Santa Monica,

00:38:58.200 like a buzzy rooftop restaurant.

00:38:59.760 She went,

00:39:00.340 you took an elevator up to the top.

00:39:01.520 She went up there. 0.91

00:39:02.460 She goes, 0.94

00:39:02.900 I want table 93.

00:39:03.920 She told me what table she wants.

00:39:06.560 And I was like,

00:39:07.500 genius laughing.

00:39:08.280 I was like,

00:39:08.580 that is me.

00:39:09.680 Like I,

00:39:10.240 this is where I get it.

00:39:11.060 And I think it's,

00:39:11.940 it's great.

00:39:12.620 So I put in the res,

00:39:13.480 the special request for 93.

00:39:15.320 We get there,

00:39:15.900 they go,

00:39:16.200 we can't give you 93.

00:39:17.220 We can give you 95,

00:39:18.440 which is basically the same table.

00:39:19.500 I go,

00:39:19.660 great.

00:39:20.180 Wait,

00:39:20.520 I am interested though,

00:39:21.460 in how she gets the numbers.

00:39:22.820 Like it,

00:39:23.280 does that restaurant allow you,

00:39:24.560 like,

00:39:24.720 how does she know the number of the table doesn't that seem like you can ask like i know the number

00:39:28.020 of a certain table because you go i love this table i want it again how do i ask for it yeah

00:39:32.460 exactly interesting and but this was a similar clientele or a similar thing where it's like the

00:39:38.760 service is like you know when service is you know when like it's a thing where it's like they're

00:39:43.180 polite but there's this there's this understanding of like we don't care about you and let's cut the 0.98

00:39:49.060 let's cut the shit you know what i mean so it's like the niceties our favorite restaurant we're 0.99

00:39:53.180 like this is a promo for the restaurant we're like we're like we love this place um we're like 0.99

00:39:58.620 we're like it's funny you know what i mean but well this isn't even gracias madre that i'm talking

00:40:03.200 about this is the place that i went to last night which will remain nameless that i okay okay yeah

00:40:07.900 got it but i'm saying but it's a similar thing of like and i'm sorry but it's it's like gracias

00:40:12.880 madres west hollywood this was santa monica like horrible crowd like there was someone having a

00:40:18.640 21st birthday it was fascinating 20 the birthday girl by the way gorgeous really every guy that

00:40:24.780 was there was like the most busted nerd i've ever seen but stranded with these gorgeous women i was

00:40:29.140 just like this unbelievable um and like so rude kate i know it's rude for the women no well is 0.92

00:40:39.020 it though i know because i know the level what you're saying if every woman is gorgeous and 0.95

00:40:43.000 dressed to the nines and all the men look like shit we have a huge problem well dressed to the 0.99

00:40:47.960 nines and look like shit is different okay i'm just saying no a hideous man dressed well looks 1.00

00:40:54.080 good just just acknowledge it okay so so but like so here's what it is and i told them we have a 0.99

00:41:05.260 birthday so everyone we have a birthday oh we have a birthday you know but there's something about it

00:41:08.960 i can't explain it it just wasn't i don't know like i i'm trying to think it feels like it's

00:41:17.440 almost like they're warmer on an airplane right also there was a thing i had where and this makes

00:41:26.560 me sound like a real monster but i i just no actually it's not this this i take ownership of

00:41:31.440 okay if i come up to the hostess stand and this is me like aging like i'm old now how about a smile

00:41:38.260 honey how about how are we this evening if i'm gonna spend three hundred dollars for dinner for

00:41:46.000 two yeah i expect a smile when i come up to the hostess dance well you know what what is the gig

00:41:51.620 you're a host right well no and she was like really she was like kind of like it's like me

00:41:57.840 and my mother and she's just like unimpressed she's like uh and she's like it was like so

00:42:01.720 and then i and then i was having this fantasy of i slip a hundred dollar bill and i go how about

00:42:06.700 this why don't you go buy a smile no next time i'm here i was gonna say i was gonna say i was

00:42:12.000 gonna say yeah like an angry a hundred dollar bill is is uh buy a smile imagine how much i would

00:42:20.000 have imagine the hostility how insane it would be if i went up to her hey i know i shake her hand

00:42:25.760 thank you for having us she feels a bill in her hand what shakes it looks down it's a hundred

00:42:29.780 other bill why don't you go around to the corner buy a smile next time i'm here i'd like to see

00:42:34.740 the smile i just bought you i mean it's disgusting obviously yeah but it's enjoyable what does it

00:42:42.280 it reminds me of something oh i was thinking of a fun um this is like barely anything but i always

00:42:49.220 struggle with because this thing happens with the nut allergy where by the way amex you're on you're

00:42:54.780 on probation amex plat amex centurion lounge for the allergen situation i go in okay they've got

00:43:02.460 one of these acrylic vertical stands that you slip an eight by 11 piece of paper into, right?

00:43:08.780 Atop the buffet. It has the icons for all of the different allergies that you see, right? They have

00:43:13.940 these little icons, a little nut, a little whatever, in a big circle. And I go, okay, okay, what's

00:43:18.300 going on here? I see, because I see no allergens listed on the individual things explaining what

00:43:24.480 each food item is. So over there I go, all right, here's where I'm going to get the info, maybe a QR

00:43:28.580 code something it says like let us know or ask about allergens they're like that we change the

00:43:35.240 food often you know like but the information is available okay i go well this is hell on earth

00:43:43.000 first of all so i go if someone comes by i go i'm staring at the vegetable curry i'm just like

00:43:48.800 do you know if that has nuts in it she says she'll go ask she comes back she says may contain

00:43:53.740 okay i go all right and then i go and she's like what like i was just like i'm just trying to

00:44:00.200 figure out like you know overall and she's like i thought you just wanted me to ask about the

00:44:04.820 vegetable curry whatever fine okay i'm like i just want something to eat you know yeah anyway

00:44:11.480 i was thinking how what is the response because i need one because this happens a lot and it did

00:44:15.720 happen in gracios madre which is tell them about the allergies and they come back and they say

00:44:19.840 this happened a few places it's cross-contamination okay right oh you go no i go so it's like it's

00:44:26.460 like yeah i go do you mean if a little bit of a nut ends up in something accidentally am i not

00:44:32.960 allergic to it you know yeah that's what i don't understand if you take a ladle to the nut and then

00:44:37.900 what's cross-contamination it means that they're not really usually it means we cannot guarantee

00:44:44.360 because we are a kitchen right right something is not flying into another thing but the problem is

00:44:50.640 but saying is cross-contamination okay is saying like you know is the fact that the plane could

00:44:57.100 crash okay like yeah it's not even could crash it's it's actually identifying the thing cross

00:45:02.820 contamination means the nut got from one thing into another right yeah so no it's not okay but

00:45:08.260 i understand legally you can't it's like we need clarity on whether there is a free-for-all in the

00:45:13.820 kitchen okay i was like step it up because i basically was forced to eat nothing but you know

00:45:19.660 a couple cucumber slices and an artichoke that's terrible and when i wanted a meal and you know

00:45:25.860 they're going the distance of offering a few vegan things and whatever and whatever so i just amx

00:45:31.680 platinum you're on you're on probation you're on watch damn really quick about the restaurant last

00:45:36.920 night um good stuff give it to me and it was just i mean the food was just so mediocre and it was a 0.98

00:45:42.840 thing where it's like i mean it was fine it was fine but she is such a doll she she was like

00:45:49.580 totally happy with it she liked because outside nice balcony you see the ocean you know like

00:45:55.320 you're there for the you're there for the view nice prosecco um she was totally fine with it

00:46:02.260 yeah she agreed the steak wasn't great she liked the salad there was just like gummy ass orange

00:46:09.320 did you get a cocktail i drank prosecco with her oh right right right yeah and by the way i will

00:46:16.420 say sorry mx lounge i didn't have the opportunity to to take it in but they had a wild cocktail

00:46:23.920 menu going they had they had a creative cocktail menu going anyway i'll tell you never mind i gotta

00:46:29.540 tell you about this hotel i stayed in all right but i'll just this is unrelated but leaving and

00:46:35.360 it was like a thing and it was a hostility maybe it was just i don't know what it is but it's

00:46:39.100 even just the vibe between the clientele i tried to smile at a few people who were there

00:46:43.320 they weren't having it it was just a really dark darkness it just was strange it was like a cultural

00:46:48.640 thing and i i really felt i was like i don't belong here like this is like has left me well

00:46:54.820 it's it's a certain kind of santa monica like and and it's not people that grew up there you know

00:46:59.800 they're they're coming in from they're like brats or it's it's like rich like tech people

00:47:05.460 or something i don't know what it is but interesting it's not it's not the same vodka i

00:47:10.620 know kind of tanqueray ad i remember like a couple friends like we just always like certain things

00:47:16.040 just really felt like a tanqueray vodka ad oh yeah i can't remember but it's like yeah it's a little

00:47:23.660 little sleazy it was just sleazy cold yeah straight haven like like it was just very odd

00:47:30.720 and then we're in the elevator going down and there's um my mom's being very sweet there's a

00:47:35.700 baby in a carriage yeah there's a baby in a carriage yeah couple my mom's going oh let's

00:47:40.880 see how old very sweet the husband's sweet the mom's kind of not having it and then my mom was

00:47:45.360 like very like like lively restaurant like something comment on just like oh you really

00:47:51.160 have her out at like a booming place and i go you got to get them out early you got to get them

00:47:55.980 you got to get them into the restaurants early oh get them out i wanted to say and i was going

00:48:00.900 to say this but i thought maybe my mom would give me away i wanted to go my daughter two months i

00:48:05.520 had her at i had her out and i wanted to so badly talking about the lying you're you're you're like

00:48:11.440 you're ready but i suggested the way that i said it was suggesting my kid oh i wanted to talk to

00:48:19.360 From mother to mother.

00:48:20.600 You're like, you got to, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:24.440 Yeah.

00:48:24.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:26.320 That's funny.

00:48:27.980 That's a fun way to play, right, where it's safe because it's merely an implication to a stranger in a brief moment.

00:48:34.920 Yeah.

00:48:35.320 I don't know, that I could almost, implication I think I could do without feeling, that wouldn't feel like a bald-faced lie, is it?

00:48:47.480 Or, I mean, because obviously there's people throwing around, it's a classic case, bold-faced, which feels more true.

00:48:52.860 Bold-faced is just what I get, like, I am nakedly lying, kind of.

00:48:59.640 Lying, yeah.

00:49:00.820 It's a bit of a nip it in the bud situation.

00:49:04.840 Yeah.

00:49:07.020 I was going to say, wait, let me see something here, because I was going to say, and by the way, me returning is going to provide content for weeks, okay?

00:49:15.820 okay because this should really all go in the newsletter you know it's gotta we it's gotta be

00:49:22.180 just we just collect this shit and by the way we are going to start reviewing things by according 0.77

00:49:27.180 to our system okay we could have like zagats but the brooms all right guys someone mentioned it to 0.96

00:49:34.740 me okay someone pretty cool okay i mentioned that they stayed in a place two brooms okay

00:49:40.540 oh i mean they gave it a two brooms or whatever and i was like it's out there

00:49:44.320 our our guide anyway oh the system's out there anyway i'll put it in there because i took some

00:49:52.520 pics but i i stayed um anyway lots of london to report on um and i had my first stew since

00:50:02.760 well stew was only i had stew in brooklyn because non-food instant pot because we purchased one

00:50:09.500 remember my purchase wherever you go it's worth it if you're there more than two nights

00:50:13.440 yeah for the for the meals but i had my first home stew last night

00:50:18.040 wow yeah that was it to stew at home yeah i was out there opening packages which

00:50:24.800 product corner will do a quickie after not even that quick because the pile of packages i've got

00:50:31.800 a lot of stuff to unbox and discuss with you some of which you've probably already enjoyed

00:50:35.820 i can't wait i'm really it's gonna be walking through we're gonna do we're gonna do a product

00:50:39.640 corner because i can't it's gonna be interesting for me i know to see these products through your

00:50:43.320 eyes because i know there was one i like opened and then like repackaged so i could i could have

00:50:48.660 the experience with you well by the way i paid out of pocket i did a huge out-of-pocket purchase

00:50:53.640 which i'll save for product corner and i i caved and i bought it yeah because i go i'm just buying

00:50:59.820 it okay i was getting an iv vitamin drip at pause in weho shout out and i would love i'm gonna go

00:51:06.480 there or something there by the way that the they gave me i put they put a little b12 in the iv i

00:51:13.820 was soaring not in a scary way not in like a jittery way i just felt this amazing light from

00:51:19.220 within i was sloppy with my b12 supplementation abroad i had my marriage spray i got sloppy i've

00:51:25.420 become convinced that now i'm so i'm gonna i'm thinking of doing like weekly get the stores back

00:51:31.720 up hardcore i'm thinking ivs oh by the way check this out kosha spa you know kosha this is

00:51:38.000 yeah i've never been you always talk about it well this is just classic view the neck going up

00:51:43.340 that's like day one pook um anyway it's an exercise i saw her do um oh wait i was at i was 0.87

00:51:51.520 at pausing iv and this hag stopped me wonderful hag and she was like i'm trying to get you

00:51:56.560 that thing was all safe for product corner i'm trying to get that for you free i know the founder 0.70

00:52:01.280 and i go you're kidding no no no she said she said i told her to give it to you never happened okay

00:52:07.480 so that's why i went forward and i bought it and i go you're kidding i just paid for i just bought

00:52:11.280 it she's like oh my god she's like yeah i told her to give it to you okay so so we're in product

00:52:16.700 corner you're gonna find out what i bought and by the way big price tag and we can get it hopefully

00:52:23.820 and in that case then yes you bought once but you're if you if it's such a good product then

00:52:28.880 maybe they'll give one to you or it's beyond a product it's a lifestyle wait device yeah oh wait

00:52:37.300 i think i know what it might be no it's not the pure lift it's not the pure no no you'd you'd say

00:52:41.380 the period because we've let that cat out of bag 19 times it's in the health and fitness realm i

00:52:47.260 say no more i'm thinking okay i know the founder we gotta go anyway we gotta go but you're you're

00:52:52.840 back in town you've teased me with a gracias madre dinner you've teased me with a spa date

00:52:58.160 oh i have an idea you know who does a crazy spa thing yeah the proper hotel in santa monica they

00:53:05.000 have this like ayurvedic spa yes it's like for the stars and i've always been like that's on

00:53:11.560 the horizon for me well we've we've connected with the proper before well let's look at what

00:53:16.120 let's let's do a proper shout out okay no pun intended i mean the proper in san francisco is

00:53:21.840 one of my favorite spots to stay well the proper in austin has my heart

00:53:27.500 kelly syria spa oh wait syria spa i remember yearning for that so syria this is a direct call 0.95

00:53:38.620 please i was actually thinking i saw someone who just had their shit together and again i go 0.95

00:53:45.840 maybe it's time maybe go back the other way maybe i want to feel and look like a million bucks every

00:53:50.340 day which is something i let go of so long ago like i went the other way i don't know it's hard

00:53:55.580 to say do i care could be fun i'm all about it i want you here i want you to be in town

00:54:02.720 well i'm getting back in into uh the studio i'm pretty excited sweat sweat sweat sweat

00:54:09.440 oh is that why you're in your jumper the la the la detoxing culture the is that why you're in your

00:54:15.160 your one piece no i just grabbed this this is um this isn't that one piece this is like that

00:54:19.680 tennis outfit from splits 99 that i like to throw on because one piece underwear included essentially

00:54:26.380 um i'm like i'm jonesing for product corner if you can imagine okay love you love you

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - September 30, 2025

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