Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - December 06, 2024


Berlant & Novak - The New Podcast from Poog's Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Goodbye Poog The Fascia’s on You

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

195.34

Word count

327

Sentence count

46

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

5

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Hate speech

4

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 This is not making it.
00:00:02.660 This is making it.
00:00:03.580 What is this?
00:00:04.500 An unedited conversation between two best friends?
00:00:07.280 Sure is.
00:00:08.040 What kind of preparation do we do before we record?
00:00:10.440 None.
00:00:11.440 Life is the preparation.
00:00:13.060 Someone once said it's not for everyone.
00:00:14.920 We love that.
00:00:15.740 Two monks seeking out their own reflection.
00:00:17.720 The iris of the other.
00:00:19.020 Two monks unable to focus.
00:00:20.880 In lockstep, a dance of chaos emerges.
00:00:23.580 And yeah, we accept gifts.
00:00:24.880 I, for one, could use a sauna.
00:00:27.240 Yes, we're humiliated.
00:00:28.620 You think we're not embarrassed to have a podcast?
00:00:30.680 This is a side project.
00:00:31.840 However, it's eclipsed all other elements of our lives.
00:00:34.260 The goal is always ascension.
00:00:36.020 Be it through Celsius or fiction.
00:00:37.960 And no, Celsius is not a sponsor.
00:00:39.760 Yet.
00:00:40.280 Much like Michelangelo, God saw a podcast in The Rock.
00:00:43.780 And carved us to set it free. 0.97
00:00:46.000 Guess what I fucking found out I was in the past life. 0.98
00:00:48.920 You ready for this? 0.99
00:00:49.540 Don't tell me.
00:00:50.020 Wait.
00:00:50.700 Fine, tell me.
00:00:51.600 None.
00:00:52.240 Well, yeah, me too.
00:00:53.540 See you at the convent.
00:00:54.260 Were you in the convent?
00:00:55.660 Only a thousand lifetimes.
00:00:57.020 I'm still trying to get back there.
00:00:58.440 Be careful, because once you cross the threshold and enter this community and this world, you will be listening to this podcast constantly.
00:01:05.580 It will seep into every area of your life.
00:01:08.180 I mean, in the 90s, they promoted chips with Once You Pop, You Can't Stop, and the nation sank under addiction.
00:01:14.540 So is it right for us to invite people to a podcast that they will be addicted to?
00:01:20.220 We think so.
00:01:21.120 There are worse drugs out there than us. 1.00
00:01:22.860 We're a couple of nice gals.
00:01:25.840 Two best friends, both alike in dignity.
00:01:28.120 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse 0.98
00:01:30.340 The hag divines when something must die 0.99
00:01:32.740 Yes, that was Poog 1.00
00:01:33.820 But this is huge 0.99
00:01:35.260 The ego loves to seek
00:01:36.920 But never to find
00:01:38.020 It was Berlant
00:01:38.920 And Novak
00:01:39.600 The whole time