Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - The Fascia’s on You

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00:00:19.520 Two best friends, both alike in dignity.

00:00:22.100 Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 1.00

00:00:24.380 The hag divines when something must die. 1.00

00:00:26.700 Yes, that was poog. 0.99

00:00:27.820 But this is huge. 1.00

00:00:29.240 The ego loves to see, but never to find.

00:00:32.200 It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

00:00:38.280 Hi.

00:00:40.100 Final bite.

00:00:41.760 You know, it takes a while to chew.

00:00:45.460 Isn't it great?

00:00:46.280 Every bite when you chew, more flavor.

00:00:49.880 That's the key of chewing.

00:00:52.820 I just get so into the experience of putting the thing, right, that I forget.

00:00:59.240 And I wolf it down, even though each time you bite, at least for the first several, you're getting a whole new burst of flavor.

00:01:05.160 You see what I'm saying?

00:01:06.200 I have a meatless thing I want to talk about.

00:01:08.340 Okay.

00:01:08.880 I sent you a picture.

00:01:10.600 You didn't react.

00:01:11.640 Abbott's.

00:01:12.420 Oh, no, but I reacted in my life.

00:01:14.340 Actually, this is something I want to make a note of.

00:01:16.080 I think I sent you the ADD thing about responding six times to someone's text in your head.

00:01:21.020 It was like an ADD meme.

00:01:23.100 It's like, I didn't know.

00:01:24.720 You think you responded?

00:01:25.640 Yeah, kind of.

00:01:26.440 where you emotionally feel like you

00:01:27.900 gave the friend the thing

00:01:29.900 even though they never received any of it.

00:01:31.560 Of course.

00:01:31.800 But like I was standing in the supermarket

00:01:33.440 going, oh, Kate recommended that. 0.76

00:01:35.940 Abbots?

00:01:36.440 So listen to this.

00:01:37.900 I'm not into meat alternatives.

00:01:39.040 Tell me now.

00:01:39.980 I'm not into big meat alternatives, right?

00:01:42.020 Yeah.

00:01:42.780 This stuff I saw at the market.

00:01:44.220 I go, by the way,

00:01:44.960 I've been called to Apricon

00:01:45.680 the grocery store at the market. 1.00

00:01:46.860 It's like a very bougie. 1.00

00:01:48.120 Yeah. 0.97

00:01:49.040 Anyway.

00:01:50.180 Interesting.

00:01:51.140 So I put it by the back of the package.

00:01:52.220 French, European.

00:01:52.900 My partner's, you know, mostly vegan.

00:01:54.940 Yeah.

00:01:55.100 So they flip the back of the package, expecting to see sunflower oil.

00:02:00.280 Canola, I expect to see.

00:02:01.420 It's all made of coconut oil, yeah. 0.98

00:02:02.720 It's fucking clean. 0.97

00:02:03.120 Or other oils. 0.99

00:02:03.820 There's no oil in it, like at all.

00:02:05.500 Well, there we go.

00:02:06.640 Is it beans and quinoa?

00:02:08.720 Pea protein, yeah.

00:02:10.720 I've never shied away from pea protein.

00:02:12.740 Yeah, pea protein, beans.

00:02:14.400 I go, what?

00:02:15.500 By the way, beans.

00:02:17.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:17.900 They are more than you even think.

00:02:19.900 Oh, I know what they are.

00:02:20.680 They're a big deal. 1.00

00:02:21.480 They absorb hormones.

00:02:22.880 Yeah, okay, you know a few things.

00:02:24.440 I know a few things

00:02:25.280 You throw them in with

00:02:27.040 Some other things

00:02:28.500 They change everything

00:02:29.320 By the way 1.00

00:02:29.780 This woman I know 1.00

00:02:30.500 She goes 1.00

00:02:30.860 Have you started

00:02:31.180 Anointing greens

00:02:32.060 Anointing greens

00:02:33.060 Four times a day

00:02:33.780 I've been anointing

00:02:34.240 Four times a day

00:02:35.000 Vinegar

00:02:35.180 And that's I mean

00:02:36.040 Well

00:02:36.600 I've been very into vinegar 1.00

00:02:38.700 But I know a woman 1.00

00:02:40.240 Not that I'm trying

00:02:40.860 To become pregnant 0.97

00:02:41.580 But she was like 1.00

00:02:42.980 Beans made me 1.00

00:02:43.820 Get pregnant like that 1.00

00:02:45.060 That sounds familiar 1.00

00:02:45.980 Yeah

00:02:46.600 So do you want to know

00:02:47.460 About my sash

00:02:48.000 What is your sash

00:02:48.800 I noticed it earlier

00:02:49.960 When we came in

00:02:50.580 Here we go

00:02:51.340 What is that

00:02:54.000 okay it's keys okay that's all it is it's keys on a sash okay you're living your life okay throw

00:02:59.580 this on before i got the door i know i have my keys yeah yeah okay i get to the car okay first

00:03:05.180 of all get out of the car you ever throw your keys in they go oh god i gotta lock it oh you

00:03:09.280 go digging around i was thinking how many years of my life digging around in a purse how many years

00:03:13.240 yeah that's true that's true oh okay okay boom okay drop it so it's kind of like a bandolier

00:03:20.400 Well, I did have a bandolier.

00:03:21.740 I remember you did.

00:03:22.520 And actually, I have the remainder.

00:03:23.960 Oh, I remember.

00:03:24.660 Oh, and I have the remainder of the bandolier.

00:03:26.440 Look, my phone case is former bandolier.

00:03:30.120 Without the straps.

00:03:30.620 Because it ultimately was a bit limiting.

00:03:33.000 I wonder if I should get that for my mom for Christmas.

00:03:35.020 I've thought about designing a new thing, but it's not necessarily just about how...

00:03:38.320 I don't know yet if I'm going to build it out and have everything I need on it.

00:03:41.000 Yeah.

00:03:41.700 Maybe.

00:03:42.360 Do you think it's bad that I have my Wi-Fi router next to my bed in the bedroom?

00:03:45.800 Well, I've been wondering about this.

00:03:46.940 Is it frying the head?

00:03:47.460 I don't know if that's real.

00:03:48.360 I think we decided it was real

00:03:51.300 but anyway this is a system

00:03:53.200 and I

00:03:55.200 haven't yet identified why this is working

00:03:57.340 for me more than the bandolier

00:03:59.380 okay or other things but it is working

00:04:01.580 how long have you been using the sash

00:04:03.000 weeks you're kidding

00:04:04.820 weeks to months no no no

00:04:06.700 hangs on the door

00:04:07.240 so first of all like there was no time

00:04:10.320 I did this like it's dirty you know

00:04:12.020 from use

00:04:12.620 it hangs on a thing by the door

00:04:15.840 I actually put it there

00:04:16.720 you grab it you go you ready for this level of what's the little pouch credit card tom bin

00:04:22.600 huge huge oh no wait did it do the thing where it was electric the nerve electrified

00:04:29.860 yeah yeah ouch luckily no turn no long-term damage to the electric elbow

00:04:34.040 the electric elbow is such a thing right it's different than funny bomb oh yeah when it strings

00:04:40.320 yeah yeah i feel the nerve all the way to here oh i feel like i've been so stiff on camera yeah

00:04:46.580 Well, I just feel it's like holding it.

00:04:48.180 It's like, no, no, I've been thinking about what it is because because the previous.

00:04:51.840 Well, you know, but you know what a huge part of it is.

00:04:54.040 We used to go if we hate the video and don't have to use it.

00:04:56.940 Now the video is now it's not.

00:04:58.220 This is what happens when the video is usable.

00:05:01.460 No, but I mean, because our subscribers get a full video episode and they're loving it.

00:05:07.920 Yeah.

00:05:08.120 By the way, I was thinking about it actually today.

00:05:09.800 I was like, I know Kate thinks she looks worse in the big headphones.

00:05:13.000 That's why you had those subtle ones going for some time.

00:05:15.240 okay despite the microphone being back

00:05:17.360 smashing okay yeah

00:05:19.000 no but Kate you can pull it the other way

00:05:20.240 the volume at the crown

00:05:22.800 because it's not at the crown but it's

00:05:25.080 it's above the jaw

00:05:26.940 yeah

00:05:27.220 you look great

00:05:30.600 I was like I was like I'll go 1.00

00:05:33.180 back to headphones oh shit 0.99

00:05:34.980 you see this is what happens to you when I'm 0.99

00:05:37.320 tired see how my voice is back here

00:05:39.040 yeah I feel like a little

00:05:40.560 I'm being protective

00:05:43.380 right now okay

00:05:44.420 if I wasn't worried

00:05:45.760 about the video

00:05:46.240 what would it be right now

00:05:47.080 okay I'd be getting comfortable

00:05:47.880 settling in to talk to you

00:05:49.420 I'd be like this

00:05:49.480 right

00:05:50.360 no you'd be like

00:05:52.220 I mean there certainly

00:05:53.980 was never any leaning forward

00:05:55.140 like

00:05:55.500 imagine talking like

00:05:56.860 like

00:05:57.320 okay it'd be like

00:05:58.320 it'd be like

00:05:58.840 it'd be like

00:05:59.900 I'd be like

00:06:00.480 okay my feet would be maybe up

00:06:02.220 which I'm willing to

00:06:02.980 experiment again with

00:06:04.080 for those curious

00:06:05.480 say

00:06:06.760 saves me getting a lot

00:06:09.060 this is the only

00:06:09.380 bit of makeup I have on

00:06:11.020 not an eyeliner

00:06:12.180 and you look gorgeous

00:06:13.180 not a

00:06:13.220 thanks

00:06:14.040 it's an actual beauty it's the huge princess eyes that you have your big beautiful blue

00:06:19.420 princess eyes oh my god you finally recognize my my blue eye i've been thinking about this a lot

00:06:24.580 i know have i changed well on some level i knew your eyes were blue but on another level somehow

00:06:29.180 i was able to not take it absorb it well here maybe the navy blue shirt navy blues you know

00:06:34.300 navy blues making a huge comeback it's technically my favorite color it was all the rage now and

00:06:40.640 it's technically been my favorite color the whole time it's all the rage really so what do you think

00:06:47.100 about closet solutions when they have the thing and it's like oh a huge you know when they the

00:06:52.100 the closet is like there's like cubbies right that stress you out is that for you well here we go

00:06:58.560 okay here we go because i'm getting in the night okay we're sitting down someone came to my house

00:07:04.020 today for an in-person closet consultation the one that cost 20k or whatever no sweetheart no

00:07:08.480 Exactly. No. Someone said to me, quoted me 20K. I screamed and laughed and cried all the way.

00:07:13.000 Before you do anything, these are things you don't do without talking to me first.

00:07:16.580 Okay, great. I'll talk to you.

00:07:17.040 Because I researched these things for years.

00:07:18.480 Okay, well, great.

00:07:18.980 I never act. Okay, but if you're going to, you know what I'm saying?

00:07:21.160 No, no, no. Fraction, fraction, fraction of the cost.

00:07:23.940 Don't you dare.

00:07:25.340 I haven't signed anything.

00:07:26.160 Built anything.

00:07:26.960 Okay. Without consulting you?

00:07:28.260 Well, first of all, without reading the Organizing for ADD book, this woman gets it. 0.82

00:07:32.860 Are drawers okay? 0.99

00:07:34.720 I'm trying to remember. Yeah, I think so.

00:07:36.760 I need drawers.

00:07:37.340 the dream okay of what you the ideal bins by the way open front bins guess what i heard

00:07:43.120 underwear in a bin instead of folded up individually wait wait wait hold on a second

00:07:48.720 bin of underwear is this a joke you fold your underwear i try to why exactly why i know well

00:07:56.020 i have my underwear in a drawer which is a huge i'm like nancy reagan folded underwear you're 0.78

00:08:00.520 psycho you don't have time for that exactly thank you and also you don't need to be folded no

00:08:05.300 were you wrinkled i mean i'm sorry i'm genuinely shocked that that folded what else you folding

00:08:11.060 underwear i mean i just said socks what do you mean you know socks folded or the well this is

00:08:21.220 at least it's holding two socks together you throw it in it's i mean i i at least i think i'm a i

00:08:26.200 didn't even realize like anyone was folding underwear at this point they're folding it i've

00:08:30.080 been folding it that's like folding a bag of rags first of all i know yeah i mean those people are

00:08:36.040 worried about wrinkles in their underwear i guess is that what they're worried about i know no i

00:08:39.760 think it's supposed to be about like order or something i know i'm just because here's the

00:08:43.600 thing i mean i guess if you're really choosing your underwear in a meaningful way each day

00:08:48.060 yeah for me it's okay i'm just happy i'm being much in a huge underwear it's like reaching into

00:08:53.760 a huge underwear bag of apples well you know what i noticed this morning but and actually

00:08:58.540 they're they're a potential advertiser okay but i realized i do regularly reach for something we

00:09:05.000 got free which was from me undies and name i'm not no no yeah it's called me undies they're like

00:09:11.880 big podcast advertisers one thing realized huge we should be begging for closets anyone alpha

00:09:18.680 the container store i don't know about the elf oh you can make anything with an alpha okay i mean

00:09:25.140 the point is you can make anything okay the wire they they have little wood coverings for them

00:09:29.620 is it visual sexless there's something cultural about alpha that i just don't feel right about

00:09:36.380 and well no i'm furious because i know i'm furious because i know what you mean but i'm saying

00:09:41.020 i mean if someone else wants to step up sure if alpha or some closet by the way they have to do

00:09:47.440 it in the next seven days i'm not kidding so when this airs get it out now because i'm moving forward

00:09:52.640 with my woman you literally learned but here's the thing today that not to fold your underwear i know

00:09:57.840 you are in no condition to make permanent like to go yeah a couple of drawer cubbies those will

00:10:05.300 work for me you have no reason to believe they will okay but also here's what i'm realizing

00:10:09.400 i know you can relate to this yeah the endless research i'll do it i'll do it so now i'm going

00:10:15.060 action because this has been the theme of the year for me just do it really yeah all right well

00:10:21.460 here's what i'll say okay here's what i'll say well you know what you know maybe i can you know

00:10:27.580 invent it okay because it doesn't exist right now the open front non-plastic okay bin what goes in

00:10:37.320 there everything shirts yeah well i mean this woman would say maybe not okay i mean folded

00:10:48.440 within reason like what are you folding kate let's take a minute with this shirts what kind

00:10:54.860 of shirt like that no this hangs out exactly t-shirt so why does a t-shirt need to be folded

00:11:00.580 beyond just sort of beyond one of these i'm not saying military i'm not saying militarized like

00:11:06.120 but just here's a question if it's in a drawer not be wrinkled right and one's on top are you

00:11:11.740 selecting one off the top or are you choosing if so choosing then why are they folded vertically

00:11:16.560 like that okay they need to be full they need to be like books stuff them vertically so you can see

00:11:23.120 what each is right now i personally think i have to go more extreme and build the solution to work

00:11:33.720 for me in my actual life which is i went for a little while with like everything's on hooks on

00:11:38.180 the wall everything's visual i remember nothing's behind anything yeah you're not gonna want to hear

00:11:43.160 but the biggest tip

00:11:45.180 reduce inventory

00:11:47.260 you think I haven't done a huge

00:11:51.580 closet

00:11:52.960 purge I have a lot of clothes

00:11:55.060 okay I'm not gonna

00:11:56.460 do you like all of them that's really

00:11:58.840 so here's what I want to do

00:12:00.340 but I've done some major purges

00:12:03.020 right now I think I like everything

00:12:05.260 that's in there pretty much

00:12:07.180 I tried to do a subtle purge

00:12:09.240 is there a limit to the t-shirts in your mind

00:12:10.760 is there a limit to the t-shirts 1.00

00:12:11.840 this is what so this happened the other day i go i'm sick of this shit i can't live like this 0.97

00:12:15.740 anymore i i get to have five shirts right because i go in there i start pulling them out oh this 0.96

00:12:21.700 shirt yeah not being able to see it not knowing it's there i haven't worn it see this thing i

00:12:26.240 only wear the stuff on top so the stuff on top gets washed let's say yeah and then it's worn

00:12:32.680 again so i'm actually working with like a near microscopic collection i'm already living capsule

00:12:38.240 collection yeah yeah four shirts yeah totally and then the other is just something making my drawers

00:12:44.880 stuffed full oh i have a i have a unit right now that i can't wait to throw you know what i'm 0.70

00:12:49.500 doing but going to dress you what the fuck is that because i get stopped when something's like 1.00

00:12:54.700 let's dress you you you remember you were like the the whores uh you were like those sluts closets 1.00

00:13:00.680 or whatever you were like 1.00

00:13:01.800 whores on a rack 1.00

00:13:03.440 on a hanger 1.00

00:13:06.440 no when did I say that

00:13:08.280 what do you mean

00:13:09.900 okay there's a place

00:13:12.380 you go in there's a rack of clothing 1.00

00:13:14.800 a woman here's my 1.00

00:13:16.460 Cindy 1.00

00:13:17.580 shops Cindy's 0.95

00:13:19.940 floor closet

00:13:21.320 and there's something creepy a little bit about it you know what blocks me

00:13:24.880 like do I gotta wash it first

00:13:26.900 yeah

00:13:27.700 they don't because honestly why do they trust us i don't mean straight off the crotch okay i mean

00:13:33.360 like a t-shirt you know like basically i mean it depends i think i think it's on the business to do

00:13:40.260 it keep meaning go in and go hey if i just bring a pile of clothes on hangers you deal with it

00:13:44.520 yeah how easy is it to get set up i have i've had some stuff just keep dropping stuff off

00:13:49.120 it needs to be whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this was my dream last night this is crazy in my dream last

00:13:55.180 night this is crazy in my dream last night i had you know like depop or whatever like websites

00:14:00.220 my dream instantly people yeah i had like an online depop store okay was it was it good

00:14:06.180 in my dream working i think i was like whoa like i was setting it up selling my clothes i dreamt

00:14:13.180 about coming in here and there was someone in we should do an on-air sale for certain clothes

00:14:18.060 what if every week oh it's kind of fun every week we bring in every week we bring in we each bring

00:14:23.180 in three articles of clothing that we're

00:14:24.980 conflicted about. This is fun. Okay.

00:14:27.120 Looking right into the mirror every week, bringing three

00:14:29.060 items of clothing, repeating myself again

00:14:31.220 twice as usual, that we're

00:14:33.140 on the fence about. You mean there's a chance we

00:14:35.140 go home with them again? Yeah. No.

00:14:36.900 Huge chance. No, we bring it here to

00:14:38.920 Purge and for the highest bidder. And who do we

00:14:41.020 give it to? Okay. We don't give it away.

00:14:43.420 Oh, I have an idea. We

00:14:44.480 crank up. We do live auction.

00:14:47.040 Do you think it's too perverse

00:14:49.100 like you subscribe, if you give

00:14:51.020 us $15, you get

00:14:52.660 to to to buy fifteen dollars a month you can have my you have the privilege to

00:14:58.700 i just saw a headline about someone yet making more money off of

00:15:02.220 feet photos then oh i saw that too yeah we were supposed to serve that did you did it give you

00:15:07.080 pause i would say i mean yeah what am i gonna do doing only fans where i just like show my 0.99

00:15:11.620 ass and tits and vagina i guess well it sounds like you can do just feet that's crazy this has 0.99

00:15:17.800 come up like to be pretty famous to have them come out for the no there are people who just 1.00

00:15:22.860 want feet i mean like god love them god love the the bastards but i think i actually pure 0.97

00:15:28.800 nostalgia items erogenous zone on my foot an intact one untapped oh really sometimes in the 0.98

00:15:34.660 bath i hit it and i go oh my god like truly no really yeah i think i spend crazy one of those 0.99

00:15:43.120 in the center of my foot and it is everyone's too much of a pussy to go there off my foot 0.98

00:15:48.280 no yeah so i have to self-explore one two three four five center of the foot just that makes 0.98

00:15:56.160 sense on the kind of and you're you don't explore further it sounds like you it's untapped by your

00:16:01.480 even yourself i haven't done like double double speed uh double speed like one hand one hand

00:16:10.740 I'm trying to like, yeah, alternate.

00:16:14.320 But something, something, what? 1.00

00:16:16.900 One hand on the foot, one hand on the vagina. 1.00

00:16:19.780 Oh, no. 1.00

00:16:20.480 Okay, I thought you were saying pure foot.

00:16:22.420 Well, pure foot would be next.

00:16:24.480 I bet I could get that from pure foot.

00:16:28.200 Subscribe now.

00:16:29.320 We take that video, okay?

00:16:31.180 Straight to OnlyFans.

00:16:32.320 Yeah, and your foot.

00:16:33.340 A whole page of me exploring my foot.

00:16:34.900 No, just what you just did.

00:16:36.200 Okay, yeah.

00:16:36.540 You're going, I bet he gave me there.

00:16:37.880 I think that on loop for someone.

00:16:39.480 i should yeah why not times are tough whole industries are collapsing this is crazy we're

00:16:45.280 entering a crazy world we should all be yeah i've always i've always resented that um

00:16:51.340 the thing in me that doesn't like i remember like a million years ago like like starting out in new

00:16:59.780 york like comedy like someone's literally doing like foot stuff and they're like i go to a party

00:17:04.980 i sit in a high chair no one touches me or whatever and they're like and i make one thousand

00:17:09.380 dollars okay and i'm just like oh i know we why why don't i why can't i bring myself to do it

00:17:17.920 like because your parents are still alive probably

00:17:20.660 yeah yeah it would only be okay if they were watching from heaven where they see that all

00:17:28.140 is a joke nothing matters yeah yeah the the implanted ideas of selling the body the whatever

00:17:38.740 for ghosty is is is like or is what's what we're selling our lives for a laugh right what's more

00:17:44.500 what's my favorite no exactly yeah yeah yeah how's this yeah weeping yeah like weeping openly on

00:17:50.360 camera yeah yeah it could be huge for us to we should do a be the first to do a we have our

00:17:56.100 podcast and then we have our only fans page what if it were i have an idea get ready for this

00:18:02.640 what all right i need to do it so the camera can see

00:18:05.720 so we have our our podcast right yeah and then we have the foot one right 0.53

00:18:12.380 that's fucking amazing that's amazing 0.76

00:18:26.100 Sorry. I'll do it. For a real, a real, a real, uh, like when you really want to talk to them, 0.98

00:18:32.300 you turn around to the one behind you. Look at that one for a gag. I'll do it. That's,

00:18:37.260 that's revolutionary in filming. Whether it was that, was that exciting? Cause that was great.

00:18:42.760 I was like, I was live innovation.

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00:20:21.260 this table was purchased by you okay this was an offer up 50 okay our producer hauled ass okay

00:20:32.060 unbelievable okay to get it in a trunk we have a table you know i'm excited to carve into it a

00:20:37.640 little bit i'm also thinking of taking up a new hobby of wood staining this i liked it a thousand

00:20:42.080 tables anyway isn't it just stunning i love it it's a school tone of wood for me like like what

00:20:47.200 a desk might have been where are you with uh chili meatless chili we forgot about abbots you could

00:20:54.240 put abbots in a chili oh well because did you get ground crumbles though abbots again this is the

00:20:59.280 meat alternative by the way the clean product but hello where are you so i'm writing abbots

00:21:03.280 hello so this footage needs to go to straight to abbots okay listen to me the only meat clean

00:21:10.360 meat alternative they have a chorizo crumble they have the ground beef crumble i've been i mean i

00:21:15.580 call it crunch wrap supreme making quesadillas in the house siete siete tortilla and i do a sharp

00:21:22.400 cheddar i partnered as a vegan cheddar yeah wait do you actually make it crunch though yes you do

00:21:27.300 You do a crunch and a...

00:21:28.240 Quesadilla.

00:21:28.840 No, but so you do a quesadilla.

00:21:30.040 How do you even know

00:21:30.760 what a Crunchwrap Supreme is?

00:21:32.240 You don't, right?

00:21:32.840 You've never had one.

00:21:33.540 I've never had one,

00:21:34.160 but the guy lost 1.00

00:21:34.780 a virginity so you see them. 0.97

00:21:36.600 Yeah, I was not

00:21:37.820 a Taco Bell girl growing up

00:21:39.020 because there weren't any near me.

00:21:40.820 But the crunch...

00:21:41.640 I'm just calling it

00:21:42.180 Crunchwrap Supreme

00:21:42.720 because of the crunch, but...

00:21:43.660 Okay.

00:21:44.080 So you do the quesadilla

00:21:45.300 and then you do the crumbles in it.

00:21:48.560 It's unfunny believable, okay?

00:21:51.100 And also Abbott's has...

00:21:52.660 They do a veggie burger.

00:21:54.500 Couldn't believe it.

00:21:55.180 One patty.

00:21:57.300 20 grams of protein.

00:21:58.360 Wait, when you say veggie burger versus the other thing.

00:22:01.620 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:22:02.240 I just mean a fake meat burger.

00:22:05.960 Yeah.

00:22:06.400 But again, clean as hell.

00:22:07.740 Two different things.

00:22:08.620 Oh, no, sorry.

00:22:09.640 Sorry.

00:22:10.640 Abbots produces one patty, right?

00:22:14.880 Abbots makes crumbles and they make that.

00:22:16.620 Yeah, two in a bag.

00:22:17.760 Two in a box.

00:22:19.200 They don't have a veggie burger and a meat burger is what I'm saying.

00:22:22.520 No.

00:22:23.120 One patty.

00:22:23.580 There's one other brand, okay?

00:22:24.960 And this will be, we'll see who sends first.

00:22:27.160 There's another brand I saw.

00:22:28.540 No, no, no.

00:22:29.000 Hold on.

00:22:32.500 Because, and this, and Abbott should be hearing this because there are some really toxic meat

00:22:36.400 alternatives out there.

00:22:37.320 It's pure sunflower oil, safflower oil, canola.

00:22:40.740 Yeah.

00:22:41.220 Or, by the way, and it tastes like, like, oh, replicates meat.

00:22:44.180 It's like, I actually don't need you to replicate meat.

00:22:46.280 Just make something good that's in a certain form.

00:22:49.060 I don't need you to replicate meat.

00:22:50.400 Just make something good that's in a form.

00:22:53.060 There it is.

00:22:53.880 Consumer insight.

00:22:55.120 Okay.

00:22:55.460 Yeah.

00:22:55.660 like whoa it cuts like meat yeah like or you know what i mean the problem with meat the whole time

00:23:01.520 makes me satisfying okay i want to get back sometimes i don't want to throw it across the

00:23:05.460 room i'm so horrified wait wait wait there was another brand i saw that i thought is that the

00:23:10.960 one kate liked it was also a dark package and it was something like a name almost like just veggies

00:23:15.660 or something but it was it looked compelling mushroom one because i'm really curious about

00:23:18.940 them there's a oh i've gotten them meaty how is it i can't remember so fine okay yeah i got it in

00:23:26.660 like day like three of eating plant-based and so that was like listen there's no pressure here

00:23:32.020 but i have a radical fantasy plant-based cooking night meal prep by the way no no listen listen

00:23:38.380 okay i'm freezing i'm here guess what jacqueline yeah will you please you but i've been running

00:23:46.380 in my head from a few weeks ago and I want

00:23:48.460 it online. You. This old

00:23:50.420 Jew. Oh yeah. Okay so I was like you're beautiful 1.00

00:23:52.420 and you're. Wait I can't do the voice

00:23:54.420 you know I'm talking about. When you go deep like that

00:23:56.320 this old Jew. 1.00

00:23:59.560 It's like a buttery 1.00

00:24:00.640 go on. This old Jew. 1.00

00:24:04.340 Okay go on sorry. I've done this to you 1.00

00:24:06.500 on the show for years.

00:24:08.660 Formal request.

00:24:10.340 Double date. Yeah. Or it's just us.

00:24:12.560 Yeah. Dinner.

00:24:14.420 In the next four days.

00:24:16.380 yeah what do you could even happen tonight uh well as i've said i go to crossroads near nightly

00:24:22.200 that's what i want bring me in i'll just text you when i'm but it's last minute and i go late

00:24:28.020 how late see we're early eaters congrats it's working out for you okay seven you can't handle

00:24:36.140 seven i would do it for yeah for you yeah i'm just saying that you know i love i haven't been

00:24:40.880 in a restaurant with you in a while like jacqueline jacqueline jacqueline i don't think 0.97

00:24:44.640 This is fucking real. 0.97

00:24:46.420 This is true. 0.99

00:24:47.000 Yeah.

00:24:47.240 I don't think we've been in a restaurant together for a year.

00:24:49.840 And that, there's blood on both our hands for that.

00:24:55.380 I've never heard that laugh of yours.

00:24:57.180 We can never speak of this.

00:24:59.460 What?

00:25:00.080 Naked movies when, you know, like someone kills like a group of friends.

00:25:03.120 I love it every time.

00:25:03.960 And they go, promise, promise me.

00:25:04.780 Then they go, no cops.

00:25:06.220 We never, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

00:25:07.740 Or our lives are over.

00:25:08.820 Yeah.

00:25:10.320 Do you have a couple secrets?

00:25:11.460 I'm keeping a couple secrets.

00:25:12.720 Really?

00:25:12.940 I think so.

00:25:13.840 I think I kept them so well I forgot

00:25:15.600 of my own secrets or someone else's that told you

00:25:18.120 no no no I wouldn't even allow that

00:25:20.320 do I have a secret

00:25:21.500 my cousin once said something

00:25:24.220 she was like

00:25:26.700 I think I've told you this she was like

00:25:28.080 hey like don't tell your

00:25:30.400 can you not tell your mom this or whatever right

00:25:32.440 like cause it'll get back or whatever

00:25:34.300 just something I don't remember being anything

00:25:36.360 particularly whatever you know she's like

00:25:38.440 can you really you know I was like yeah

00:25:40.380 absolutely like cause I have no

00:25:41.980 like that just doesn't

00:25:43.840 i don't know i'm not gonna tell the thing you know what i mean and and she's like even if you

00:25:50.240 like one night you're hanging out with your mom you're feeling really close it's one of those

00:25:53.920 and i was like so that's what you've done to me clearly you have had a bonding night with your

00:26:00.620 mom you know what i mean i'm like i guess i can't trust you like right right right right

00:26:05.060 but i thought that was smart and also um god i like to do reflecting on some of the secrets

00:26:12.220 i go god damn i'm respectful well you know it is one of the only things you can offer someone

00:26:18.900 to go it's true i think also it's very important if someone goes you know can i tell you something 0.96

00:26:24.700 you promise to share with no one to check in if that because it means no one no one or partner

00:26:29.660 no exactly because that's huge because i i almost go like don't tell me don't tell me like depends

00:26:36.700 but you know what i mean it's sort of like if it's something like heavy or something i kind of

00:26:41.720 You have to have a rating system where it's like zero.

00:26:45.260 Zero means literally no one.

00:26:47.460 And then don't tell means obviously you're going to tell your partner.

00:26:50.240 Well, I think just be explicit about it.

00:26:52.720 Maybe your best friend is getting a little loose.

00:26:55.920 But do you think if it were a murder, okay?

00:26:59.700 So a group of friends.

00:27:02.100 If it were like a horror movie.

00:27:04.540 Okay.

00:27:05.780 And it's one of those circumstances where, I don't know, out in the woods.

00:27:10.820 There's being falsely framed for murder

00:27:13.160 Is something you're scared of

00:27:14.680 You brought this up recently

00:27:15.960 Really?

00:27:16.660 Yeah

00:27:16.860 And I said yes

00:27:19.980 I think it's like almost an OCD thing

00:27:22.000 Like what if somehow like someone dies

00:27:24.400 I put the gun on my hand

00:27:25.340 It's like

00:27:27.440 Well you do have to be careful out there

00:27:31.340 You've been pulled over by a cop

00:27:33.500 Of course

00:27:34.540 All the time I call it getting buzzed

00:27:36.920 Wait what do you mean

00:27:37.780 what do you mean i got buzzed okay so you know i was driving without a registration ticket on my

00:27:44.540 car for over a year just remember you got pulled over right no so so i was you told me a story

00:27:49.420 where you go you listen to podcasts this is the stuff about admin failure whatever i go

00:27:54.840 car registration once every year every year yeah yeah something happened i and i just go i'm not

00:28:01.500 doing i'm not i'll deal with it left town for a while yeah next thing i know i'm driving out of

00:28:06.500 state doing a car trip yeah i'm in the gas station my partner goes you don't have to update

00:28:13.020 registration it was like it at the time it was like over it was over six months old and on the

00:28:18.500 on the license plate it's on the license plate on the license plate they can see it from the

00:28:23.080 outside like that that's the whole point in california or everywhere i don't know i think

00:28:26.680 everywhere no because i always think it's license and registration please yeah but then yeah yeah

00:28:30.620 no the registration but i'm saying the little sticker that says your car is registered really

00:28:34.480 Yes.

00:28:35.440 So I,

00:28:37.100 point is it's registered now.

00:28:38.680 But the point is I,

00:28:40.220 and again,

00:28:40.560 saying this even,

00:28:41.740 never been pulled over.

00:28:45.380 You would need to get buzzed all the time.

00:28:46.920 I said all the time to be.

00:28:48.180 For what?

00:28:48.220 A couple times?

00:28:49.020 Speeding,

00:28:49.980 not doing the right thing.

00:28:51.040 What?

00:28:52.200 Changing lanes in the intersection.

00:28:54.200 Well,

00:28:54.360 some were just like,

00:28:55.080 you know, 1.00

00:28:55.620 bullshit. 1.00

00:28:56.360 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:28:56.960 Like,

00:28:57.140 like in my hometown,

00:28:58.580 like,

00:28:59.120 well,

00:28:59.320 like there's,

00:29:00.120 you know,

00:29:00.500 one spot that's where it goes from 35 to 30.

00:29:03.720 Okay.

00:29:04.040 Right. And then it's thirty five again. Like, yeah. And like, you know, my dad, my dad always get you right there. I guess I get you right there. The five. They can't play over for five over. I do. OK, so legal. They wait. OK, they wait. And anyway, but I don't know. Over the years, I guess speeding. I mean, like, like on a highway, like. Yeah. OK. One time, like just some random thing, like some turn where it was like, you know, you kind of and I'm I'm really a rule follower.

00:29:33.740 I know.

00:29:34.300 Hold for plane.

00:29:35.540 Hold for plane.

00:29:36.180 That's a joke because I know you like to do that.

00:29:37.760 I know it always seems weird because we're.

00:29:40.060 We're clear.

00:29:41.980 You know my big joke with that, right?

00:29:44.360 Hold for plane.

00:29:45.800 Ah, Delta.

00:29:48.580 Delta flight 426.

00:29:50.940 What?

00:29:51.740 Pretending to get sonar information from the plane.

00:29:53.600 Oh, wait.

00:29:54.240 Oh, wait.

00:29:54.940 Hold for plane.

00:29:56.220 Oh, that's Delta.

00:29:57.180 Yeah.

00:29:57.860 Oh, so that's 747.

00:29:59.340 Yeah.

00:29:59.860 Wait, do you mean you're getting it in your ear or?

00:30:01.720 Just intuiting what.

00:30:02.980 Oh, right.

00:30:03.240 by the way the way like old bottles of planes just rolling around up there and they're going

00:30:10.500 they're not good i want to be like buzz lerman i think it's buzz lerman but doesn't fly doesn't

00:30:16.420 leave his town i think i'm not sure it's down what hollywood no huh i've seen him in hollywood

00:30:22.560 honey really you know i don't mean buzz lerman i'll tell you off air for 60 a month hollywood

00:30:30.900 secrets totally what are we willing to auction off almost anything i mean to produce this show

00:30:38.600 me coming from my foot on there for well yeah 6k well that's price a little higher i thought you

00:30:46.360 meant somehow a visual ejaculation from the foot which would be a stunt and therefore like there's

00:30:52.480 nothing kind of yeah yeah revealing about that like like i would you know have my elbow like 0.68

00:30:58.440 I don't know

00:30:59.660 do something

00:31:01.400 I'm doing a red eye

00:31:02.660 in two weeks

00:31:05.140 thoughts

00:31:05.820 wait

00:31:06.720 the red eye goes which way

00:31:07.880 oh I love it

00:31:09.460 wake up fresh in New York

00:31:11.060 fantastic

00:31:11.580 do the math with me

00:31:12.560 five hour flight

00:31:13.460 you gotta sleep

00:31:15.160 before they take off

00:31:16.280 before they take off

00:31:17.960 it's not hard

00:31:19.680 I think I'm gonna take

00:31:20.620 Kwan a bit

00:31:21.060 take half a Kwan

00:31:23.200 why don't you try

00:31:24.240 going to sleep first

00:31:25.100 not happening

00:31:25.940 why

00:31:26.500 that's a good point

00:31:27.460 why not 1.00

00:31:28.180 close your fucking eyes because also i just don't sleep on planes i'm really tired of you 1.00

00:31:35.660 affirming that oh you're right like it's an old story i need to shed yeah it's a ridiculous thing 1.00

00:31:40.420 that that could easily freezing my ass off shit but sleeping yeah totally sleeping before you get 0.98

00:31:46.580 on oh no before you get up get take off i was wearing that the other day and a friend goes 0.99

00:31:53.460 i didn't know you had sweatshirts welcome to by the way we are way too cool okay with our

00:31:59.960 marketing effort wait i'll stay like this for a little while yeah yeah we're at a ski lodge okay

00:32:04.460 now bring the hair out in front oh but though you can see it i'm gonna bring it out soon okay i'm

00:32:10.300 just doing this for like a minute me at a ski lodge like hey like what is that imagine if we

00:32:19.200 had to raise it imagine if we had to raise a baby together one week off one week on oh

00:32:24.600 that meant together it's together but like we don't live in the same house oh okay co-parenting

00:32:30.220 co-parenting one week on one week off hard for the kid i guess divorce common imagine if you and

00:32:36.980 i take every baby for yeah six months i think it'd be hard to give the baby up each week six months

00:32:42.320 oh i see okay yeah i got it okay i don't know what i'm getting at here no it's interesting

00:32:46.980 We've never considered.

00:32:47.940 I was watching my cousin with her baby.

00:32:51.580 And I was like, it really is true what they say.

00:32:53.900 It's a lot of work.

00:32:55.300 It's like, you know what I mean?

00:32:56.740 I was just like, at any given moment, you peek in.

00:33:00.700 I'm just like, right, right, right, right.

00:33:03.520 Like, constant.

00:33:05.620 It's constant.

00:33:06.960 Yeah.

00:33:07.700 And that's all.

00:33:08.580 There's no.

00:33:09.000 No, no.

00:33:09.980 It's just like, wow.

00:33:13.380 Whoa.

00:33:13.820 Yeah, I'm blown away by the eagerness with which people sign up.

00:33:17.980 Do you want to hear my theory about fascia?

00:33:19.280 Yeah.

00:33:19.540 That I arrived at this morning?

00:33:21.440 So it's not really like my own.

00:33:24.380 Okay.

00:33:24.640 A lot of people talk about fascia.

00:33:26.360 Okay.

00:33:27.500 Connective tissue. 0.76

00:33:28.860 Right.

00:33:29.780 Okay.

00:33:30.100 And in the body, right?

00:33:31.220 Just catch your hand one up.

00:33:33.300 Okay.

00:33:33.600 Little threads.

00:33:35.740 It's soft as form.

00:33:36.600 Holds the muscle in?

00:33:37.900 Not just.

00:33:38.380 I mean, it's everything.

00:33:39.780 Okay.

00:33:42.240 And soft.

00:33:43.320 it's soft like at its at its thinnest it's it's like it's like i don't know you know the softest

00:33:51.040 nothing like you could just break it apart like a whisper okay okay and then but and then as it

00:33:58.020 builds up it's thicker and thicker and i think eventually you know it would be like a tendon or

00:34:01.320 something right i think i don't know but just what's made of right so then they're like all

00:34:07.520 these people are like you know it was the fascia the whole time kind of thing you're paying whatever

00:34:11.080 okay because when you do repetitive when you do when you hold your posture like this for for

00:34:16.880 many years okay the fascia builds like that okay and then it's like okay it hardens or it thickens

00:34:26.600 or whatever again you got to melt that shit down okay so what you do it's like the fascia so then

00:34:34.860 i was thinking about it i was like the bones like come in pretty firm relatively i mean good i don't 0.98

00:34:41.040 even know what what you know like bone there's bones there's muscles right yeah i'm like is the

00:34:45.940 fascia the part they leave almost like up to free will okay with what like you get to build your

00:34:52.520 body a little bit on your own with how you live fascia's on you like i'm saying you know i just

00:34:59.400 had i just said that again obvious under like when you suddenly realize the obvious yeah just

00:35:05.440 growing is so shocking a baby becomes a child becomes an adult i'll never get over it it's

00:35:10.960 fucking insane well that like literally everyone was a baby well that's crazy that's like 0.90

00:35:15.440 we just we forget yeah you have to you have to or else you would literally go screaming 0.99

00:35:23.360 into the street. I mean, you're fascist on you. 0.98

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00:36:12.280 Do you put things under your thighs on seats?

00:36:14.760 hmm not not a lot so i started an addd secret account i can't remember if i've mentioned this

00:36:23.500 yet at some wait what's going on sorry i'm just gonna show you something but hang on stopping

00:36:28.500 by the way oh my god what's your what are you doing and then like you quickly like can do the

00:36:34.140 do with the other thing but you got in a little the other thing it's like one of the great like

00:36:37.740 Oh, like nothing.

00:36:39.100 And you did it.

00:36:39.580 Or like, I'm just seeing, you know.

00:36:41.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:43.360 By the way, I wonder like if our thumbs, they must be.

00:36:47.140 I know there's carpal, whatever.

00:36:48.520 But like our thumbs must have a level of subtle movement maybe that they didn't always have.

00:36:55.400 Oh, totally.

00:36:56.720 Do you know this thing people talk about the dent?

00:36:58.980 You know this?

00:36:59.640 The phone.

00:37:02.180 I have to get my phone.

00:37:02.900 Wait, to feel it?

00:37:04.360 Is it the pinky?

00:37:05.120 Oh, it's this.

00:37:05.900 See how the phone rests right here?

00:37:06.920 so it's like see how the pinky goes down wait a second is it that that's the phone divot oh wait

00:37:13.540 but i have it on both sides i mean it's not real my phone is actually held like like like because

00:37:19.240 i always get the biggest phone yeah and i'm sometimes you love a huge phone i do yeah i

00:37:25.460 feel like your phones are i can't i can't resist them even though i'm like wildly like reaching

00:37:30.760 around it's like i can't resist it i always want the smaller one you know how you and i get fed

00:37:35.760 the same stuff on instagram of course you get this woman a lot i don't know about her she's

00:37:40.600 there's always scary music i don't like the health the wellness videos that try to scare

00:37:44.360 you and they have the scary music underneath it like literally like halloween music yeah yeah

00:37:47.520 and she's like she's like if you have this you're going to die like whatever she's like

00:37:50.960 she's like she's like straight hair like what color very plain probably in her 50s or 60s

00:37:58.180 probably 60s no brown hair kind of gray like and she's a little scary no i don't have her 0.52

00:38:03.220 And she's like, she's like, because I asked by the phone, she's like, the phone should never be in your house.

00:38:09.840 You have to make sure if you're sleeping in your room that there's no electronics, no TV, nothing's plugged in.

00:38:13.940 If you have your head's against a wall, you better, you better pray to God that the outside of your house, there's no electrical box.

00:38:19.580 And then you live like me. 0.98

00:38:20.800 Yeah, it's like, and then I can live like you, miserable, scary, and evil. 0.99

00:38:24.740 Yeah.

00:38:24.880 And she's kind of like, she's like, if you're having this and you have, you don't get her?

00:38:30.360 No, never once, I don't think.

00:38:31.880 And sometimes there's really scary music playing underneath her.

00:38:35.100 They're scaring me.

00:38:36.120 There's a guy I love.

00:38:37.160 I'm bricking.

00:38:38.120 What?

00:38:38.940 I told you the brick thing that I bought.

00:38:40.340 This is huge for brick.

00:38:41.460 This is huge for brick.

00:38:41.840 Oh my God, this is another one.

00:38:43.020 Hello?

00:38:43.740 Hello?

00:38:45.200 I'm humiliated by most brands.

00:38:47.760 Bricking meaning the technology thing.

00:38:49.040 I've talked about this.

00:38:50.260 It locks your phone, the bad things on your phone,

00:38:52.700 so you can have your life back.

00:38:55.320 If I had a baby, do you think you'd like take it for a night?

00:38:59.620 I don't know.

00:39:00.960 I could see that kind of being like, you know.

00:39:03.580 Like once a year.

00:39:04.540 A little.

00:39:05.120 I'm hearing in you the thing that I have, you know,

00:39:07.620 you know, a notorious issue with, which is like, you know, like,

00:39:11.240 okay, I'm going to get the pasta, but if you get the fish, can I have a bite?

00:39:14.220 It's like, no, I will not be your exit ramp.

00:39:16.980 I'd love to be your safe call.

00:39:18.440 You don't get a bite of the baby?

00:39:20.040 I'm not saying I wouldn't, but.

00:39:21.820 I don't mean it's a favor.

00:39:22.880 I'm saying would you want to.

00:39:24.280 That thing has not been awakened in me.

00:39:25.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:27.160 Yeah, totally.

00:39:28.320 You know, I remember seeing, like,

00:39:30.060 even, like, little girls who were excited about, like, babies.

00:39:33.580 I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:37.360 Totally.

00:39:38.760 I'm trying to think.

00:39:39.740 Occasionally, I'll be watching something, and I'll go, okay.

00:39:43.080 Yeah, yeah, totally.

00:39:45.200 But not really.

00:39:46.480 You know what sounds fun?

00:39:47.280 Yeah.

00:39:48.860 When, like, the thing of, like, hanging out with your, like, babies.

00:39:53.860 Mom friends?

00:39:54.560 No.

00:39:55.000 Oh.

00:39:55.380 No.

00:39:56.000 Talk about the baby.

00:39:56.980 Me?

00:39:57.700 what the disparagement in my face what was it yeah no because i actually was like okay

00:40:06.280 and the idea of your baby you're all saddled by the same nightmare okay

00:40:10.360 yeah trauma bonding right yeah no no i thought like it would be cute um who cares i don't want

00:40:17.580 to get into it can't even imagine no i'm no well now we all want to know no i know because again

00:40:21.480 it's the daughter fantasy of like when your daughter is like 13 and you're like but then

00:40:25.460 You're so scared.

00:40:26.160 Imagine your daughter is mad at you.

00:40:27.740 Imagine your daughter is in a nightmare. 1.00

00:40:30.020 She's evil.

00:40:31.200 Wait. 1.00

00:40:32.540 Oh, your daughter's a nightmare.

00:40:34.720 Okay, you know what I thought? 0.66

00:40:35.960 Imagine your daughter has a nightmare. 1.00

00:40:37.540 Imagine she's evil.

00:40:38.860 Like you were going wildly between caring for her and fearing her.

00:40:44.980 Like imagine your daughter's not safe out there.

00:40:47.020 Imagine you're not safe from your daughter.

00:40:51.220 I mean, you know.

00:40:53.260 Oh, my God.

00:40:55.460 I was just deciding whether or not to go into the Zodiac, okay?

00:40:58.520 Go in.

00:40:59.300 We never go Zodiac.

00:41:00.260 I know.

00:41:00.840 Are you into the Zodiac?

00:41:02.400 Hardly.

00:41:02.960 Or Zodiac.

00:41:03.420 How do you feel about this?

00:41:04.180 It's huge.

00:41:04.920 The Zodiac Killer or Zodiac?

00:41:07.000 When they're like, we got another letter from Zodiac.

00:41:10.220 Okay.

00:41:11.040 No, I'm the Zodiac Killer.

00:41:12.500 Yeah.

00:41:12.880 Well, you know, Zodiac, one of the best movies ever.

00:41:17.180 We've talked about this, right?

00:41:18.160 What happened to me watching in a hotel room?

00:41:19.860 No.

00:41:20.600 Watching Zodiac?

00:41:21.460 Yeah.

00:41:21.760 What happened?

00:41:22.380 End of the movie.

00:41:23.280 Big moment.

00:41:23.860 What are they going to say on the screen?

00:41:25.300 because it's one of those has he been caught what is this uh-huh the font was too tiny to read

00:41:30.880 okay this is so funny i believe you're right i've confirmed it i've seen i i've also david fincher

00:41:39.200 fincher we need 16 point doll i mean and it wasn't even right the very end it wasn't even

00:41:44.560 this has happened to him zodiac okay i blamed hotel oh my god no it's i think it's an issue

00:41:49.480 they have to go back and they have to they have to they have to yeah sometimes you have to admit

00:41:53.040 you have to admit that movie captures the temperature of california you might enjoy the

00:42:01.080 doc oh it's on netflix now i'm someone who recommends documentaries on on camera okay

00:42:08.360 terrifies me and then i wake in the night going no the podcast is the podcast must the podcast

00:42:13.220 is performance art must be performance art meaning no we're safe i don't know we're safe

00:42:18.600 with the podcast i think so now you know oh now we're in 4d or we're you know we're not in our

00:42:23.340 homes anymore uh-huh bottomless stakes are up but it's not stakes are up you know i think it's an

00:42:29.660 opportunity let's start eating on air i was thinking about that today i was imagining a big

00:42:34.640 broth mute the chewing yeah i was thinking about that on the way here because i was hungry

00:42:37.880 i'm hungry didn't want the didn't want the that's what i'm getting energy about dinner

00:42:42.500 what about like a uh you would never do a five o'clock dinner i'd do anything i mean i would

00:42:53.000 because i would eat at 10 then that means you wouldn't go hard at five no would you no i don't

00:42:59.300 live like that you know those days it's kind of fun when you go right now today i'm going i need

00:43:04.700 a really good dinner tonight yeah i think like but what do you mean going out i mean i'm thinking a

00:43:11.500 couple things i'm thinking am i ordering in i'm thinking am i having dinner out i'm uh currently

00:43:16.500 off cooking i i can't yeah it comes to go you were going so hard for a while you were like doing

00:43:21.440 you were like mom of eight yeah yeah with my with my um you're you're you have to you're

00:43:27.280 my misfits market i had to skip because and and my lover had to say it you know maybe you skip

00:43:36.480 because it's good like skip a week or slow down on too much produce when the produce when you get

00:43:42.880 it and then it rots and you don't use it the worst i'm like oh no the box is here again

00:43:48.300 i remember those yeah the amount of cabbage that i have we did at least the other vegetables have

00:43:54.960 the courtesy to rot and then you know you can throw them out the cabbage just doesn't rot it

00:44:00.280 just stays purple cabbage will say you get yeah three weeks more take one leaf off it's ready to

00:44:07.860 go oh no it's ready to go yeah let's do by the way this is huge for abbott's abbott's nacho night

00:44:14.660 crumbles i can't believe that it's not have you found a good vegan cheese that you enjoy

00:44:19.840 no because because they don't exist they're all made of they're all just thickened oil no no now

00:44:25.740 they have new ones that are not nut

00:44:27.260 based and they're like palm oil yeah

00:44:29.620 you're just like what am I

00:44:31.880 doing here yeah I did a

00:44:33.780 vegan cheese ad yeah I know

00:44:35.360 but it's not out yet

00:44:36.880 and I tried the cheese and it was good

00:44:39.480 really did you look at the ingredients

00:44:41.640 I can't remember yeah

00:44:43.040 I remember being like oh it's pretty clean

00:44:45.540 well yeah cashew though

00:44:47.320 yeah well that's the only way

00:44:49.120 I mean I had a delicious crossroads

00:44:51.740 of course almond based

00:44:53.540 feta figs and feta

00:44:55.200 another founder has arrived another founder has arrived ready now i founders need to start are

00:45:03.740 you ready this is this is we learn with every founder founders need to start delivering name

00:45:08.480 pronunciations if they want to be honored correctly because right now it's for me it's david saul

00:45:13.080 or david sal i'm guessing it's all but yeah you never know and then there's suzanna abate

00:45:19.660 or

00:45:22.080 Abbott.

00:45:24.080 I say like agate.

00:45:25.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:26.160 And then we got a new one.

00:45:28.240 It's not Nick Nolte,

00:45:29.940 but it's Michael Stolte.

00:45:33.700 Oh, my God.

00:45:34.820 Thank you, Mike.

00:45:35.220 The founders, you know,

00:45:35.840 are getting a special gift.

00:45:37.120 It's still under wraps.

00:45:38.460 Yeah.

00:45:38.620 We promised a gift

00:45:39.420 and we will deliver a gift.

00:45:40.540 It will be coming.

00:45:41.300 I just, I think,

00:45:42.180 and I could be wrong,

00:45:43.760 I think a founder wants something

00:45:44.960 that says I'm a founder.

00:45:46.660 Yeah, totally.

00:45:47.020 I think they want something

00:45:47.780 they can wear out in the world

00:45:48.760 and go,

00:45:49.040 totally okay so i'm looking forward to i love when you're uh when you've left the episode

00:45:53.700 i'm still just getting into something rapidly i'm excited to figure out a dinner date for us

00:46:00.420 it's so strange and i'm forcing you think it's how you get through transitions

00:46:05.540 because you know add i've been getting stuck in the car on my adderall stuck in the car

00:46:11.520 two days like doing something on my phone for like two hours can't get out oh yeah yeah enough

00:46:16.760 i get stuck in the car i get stuck in the car i mean i get stuck on the bed a lot i get stuck

00:46:22.800 naked on the bed between getting ready well then you cannot sit the 80 thing which i really feel

00:46:28.520 running down the clock thing running down the clock like okay i have to be out the door in

00:46:32.780 eight minutes that helps in that moment choosing to do something choosing to do something else yeah

00:46:38.560 oh running down the clock being like being like okay i have to live in 10 minutes okay now it's

00:46:43.640 eight minutes and then in that moment being like okay well i'm going to well believing you can do

00:46:48.900 three things at once or you know an hour's worth of work in five minutes because sometimes we can

00:46:54.780 yeah sometimes like like yeah you know i you have no interest in my secret account okay

00:46:59.760 but i started a secret account my first post or my second post got banned

00:47:03.980 okay yeah what do you mean do you want to know what it was what okay it was like so it's where

00:47:08.320 i'm freeing myself it's where i'm freeing myself to be like a person with the internet with no

00:47:12.420 identity like it's great that's great that's great what's the mean what's the humor not memes

00:47:16.580 like i just like had like i was like i found two adderall like in my pocket that i didn't take

00:47:22.720 because i put i put pills in my pocket to take once i have my coffee yeah like i'm gonna go get

00:47:28.020 it i'm gonna sip it with that and then i find them later it's just it's like when you find the

00:47:30.980 adderall in the pocket okay two adderalls okay i put it to the boys are back in town the boys

00:47:37.860 i'm back in town why was it banned why was it banned what are you talking about the boys i'm

00:47:44.960 back in town okay just like and it was just too adderall in your hand yeah it was like you know

00:47:49.140 promoting drugs or something i don't know i forget what what where they've been or whatever i put it

00:47:53.720 back up it's i i i can see yours but when i started i can see your face on the can i started on the

00:47:59.920 can i can see your face seeing that i can see you going i can see you going oh yeah we don't

00:48:08.200 By the way, I think that might be an ADD thing, too.

00:48:10.760 Okay?

00:48:11.120 Is these weird...

00:48:12.180 I saw something about this, like...

00:48:14.340 What?

00:48:15.720 You.

00:48:16.520 The body.

00:48:18.240 Like a bobblehead.

00:48:21.560 I photo...

00:48:22.700 It's almost like self-stim.

00:48:29.520 Yeah.

00:48:29.920 You know what I mean?

00:48:30.600 Yeah.

00:48:31.440 I want you to read that book because she says things like, you know, 1.00

00:48:34.800 that's inappropriate in an ADD household. 1.00

00:48:37.100 meaning like to stack the plates

00:48:39.700 the plates that

00:48:41.820 are a different size, that whole thing

00:48:43.060 you have to point that out and that's huge

00:48:45.280 because I do have nesting bowls

00:48:46.620 it makes me scream

00:48:49.460 it makes me, I can't live with this

00:48:52.080 I can't live like this

00:48:53.920 my sash has been huge

00:48:55.800 I'm just trying to think what else has been huge

00:48:57.700 because it's like real solutions for real people

00:48:59.520 that's what I offer

00:49:01.240 I was going to put my sash on my account

00:49:05.720 and I was like

00:49:07.100 They're going to find me.

00:49:08.680 Where's your sash? 0.98

00:49:09.180 Get your sash out. 0.88

00:49:10.920 Let's close with your sash. 0.94

00:49:12.180 Let's close with your sash.

00:49:15.560 The boys are back in town.

00:49:17.620 It's funny when you see two pills and you hear that music.

00:49:20.440 Oh, and there's another one about, like, an abandoned project.

00:49:23.840 I started to do, like, take a look at me now, how?

00:49:27.780 Oh, the project's saying that to you?

00:49:32.100 I put my magnets on my fridge that I, remember my big plan?

00:49:35.380 I cut out individual magnets with every piece of

00:49:38.180 vegetable produce

00:49:39.120 when I have it in the frame

00:49:41.240 it's the same

00:49:44.060 construction mindset

00:49:45.240 if you're the construction worker what am I

00:49:47.340 you sniff out gas leaks

00:49:50.480 yeah I do

00:49:53.020 okay

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00:50:12.040 Early days, the first day of the table.

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - January 06, 2025

The Fascia’s on You

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