Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Goodbye Poog

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00:02:39.320 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:40.800 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:41.920 And this is Poogh, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

00:02:46.640 Two untamable intellects.

00:02:48.420 This is our hobby. 0.97

00:02:49.260 This is our hell.

00:02:50.140 This is our naked desire for free products. 1.00

00:02:52.180 This is Poog.

00:02:53.820 Today's topic, Loosely Speaking. 0.98

00:03:02.760 Just came to say goodbye, Poog. 1.00

00:03:07.240 Goodbye, Poog. 1.00

00:03:10.040 Don't scare them. 1.00

00:03:11.240 And don't scare me.

00:03:13.260 You know what's funny? 1.00

00:03:15.000 Goodbye, Poog. 1.00

00:03:16.320 Goodbye. 1.00

00:03:16.720 No.

00:03:17.220 You don't know what that is.

00:03:18.160 Listeners know your parents left rent early.

00:03:21.280 That's rent. 1.00

00:03:21.620 Yeah, I don't know Poog.

00:03:22.760 I mean, I don't know Rent. 0.57

00:03:25.060 But listen, in true Poog fashion, we have in no way discussed 0.99

00:03:30.840 how we're going to talk about today's topic.

00:03:34.960 But I think, of course, as always, that's what drives Poog.

00:03:38.900 So everyone listening, we love you.

00:03:41.740 You're our family, the community that we've created here

00:03:44.120 over the last 15 years.

00:03:45.760 How long has it been?

00:03:47.020 16.

00:03:48.500 Okay, so first of all.

00:03:51.020 no clue by the way someone was like you've been doing it five years and i was like i think november 0.99

00:03:56.180 is five years no yeah bitch four no four if not five three bitch four you know three what are 0.98

00:04:03.800 you thinking four places i know i'll really cry about it too wait i have to break in and say 0.99

00:04:11.580 it's not over or is it here's the thing well this is the final episode of okay this season well

00:04:18.040 that's true this is the final episode and not only that the final episode of who guys we know it

00:04:24.400 it unplugged i mean it it did the thing it does hold on and she went unplugged right

00:04:29.980 as usual bye love goodbye love wait so what did you say so so um 0.73

00:04:39.320 poog has been cockfucked last episode of the season last episode of the contract 0.51

00:04:47.140 absolute chaos chaos but listen in the chaos in the chaos a sliver of light of what the future 0.82

00:04:57.020 could be of an unpronounced undefined future where we're all together um i'm of course plagued

00:05:06.800 with the fact that I can, the sound is so intense.

00:05:10.280 Oh, wow.

00:05:11.780 All right, let me lower my, see if I can lower my input. 1.00

00:05:18.020 Bye, poog. 1.00

00:05:20.680 Stop. 1.00

00:05:23.120 Bye, hags. 1.00

00:05:24.860 No, don't. 1.00

00:05:26.240 I don't like it. 1.00

00:05:28.560 Goodbye, hags. 1.00

00:05:30.160 Oh, no, I have a better one. 1.00

00:05:31.060 Wait.

00:05:31.780 You don't know any of these.

00:05:32.900 I was going to do one of the most beautiful melodies from Les Mis.

00:05:37.760 Jean Valjean is about to go to heaven.

00:05:41.240 Don't know of whom you speak.

00:05:44.380 I'm just looking for sound.

00:05:47.540 You're very quiet.

00:05:49.760 Hey, Chris, will you close?

00:05:51.300 Chris?

00:05:52.000 I'm doing all the pook things one last time.

00:05:55.160 Will you close the door there?

00:05:57.580 We're recording pook.

00:05:58.560 And for some reason, the sound is more of an issue than usual.

00:06:01.380 We're recording pook for the last time?

00:06:03.000 Oh, it's because the window's open.

00:06:04.940 Classic.

00:06:05.380 Yeah, if you can close it

00:06:07.480 The window is open

00:06:09.160 Unbelievable

00:06:10.640 Listen, I just think we have to be clear with them

00:06:14.600 Our community

00:06:15.660 So

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00:06:19.240 We're bent over a couch 1.00

00:06:21.100 And you can't see who's fucking you 0.99

00:06:23.040 Bent over the burrow 1.00

00:06:23.980 Okay

00:06:26.900 We've been flung out

00:06:28.580 We've been flung out into space

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00:06:30.640 All we can say is link in bio

00:06:34.080 all we can say is all we can offer and lincoln and this is where it gets radical this is where

00:06:41.480 i get excited this is where i go tony robbins enter me right this is where i go what is the

00:06:46.140 next five years hold what is the next 10 years hold right yeah so lincoln bio so all we can tell

00:06:53.460 you is that today as you're listening to this episode on this beautiful tuesday whenever you

00:06:58.920 might be listening to this episode if you go to kate berlant on instagram if you go to jack

00:07:04.400 nove on instagram if you go to poog podcast on instagram there's going to be a hyperlink there's

00:07:10.300 going to be a link click that and you will come find us and wherever it is that we go

00:07:15.360 we love you we love this show we'll be we'd be we'd be cross-eyed dead and left for worse than

00:07:22.340 dead without you we're not leaving you we're not leaving each other everything's fine the

00:07:31.320 family's staying together but sometimes families move right and also sometimes families wake you 1.00

00:07:36.000 in the night and they say you don't have time to pack get in the fucking car kids okay 0.98

00:07:41.460 this is an episode about faith this is an episode about a leap this is an episode about diaspora 0.99

00:07:50.500 oh yeah yeah what are you smelling i can't see is a sponge this is so gorgeous my cousin just

00:07:56.540 sent me this in the mail beeswax candle there's nothing like the smell of beeswax

00:08:00.100 and i want to return to that i want to thank aromatech for sending us an oil diffuser

00:08:04.800 have to have to eliminate the dependence on a natural fragrance in the home beeswax

00:08:10.260 oh my god it just smells unbelievable it smells to me like what life stopped by last night it's

00:08:16.540 almost oh i was gonna say jacqueline i find it unbelievable today's our last day recording poog

00:08:22.580 in this iteration of poog last night or poog at all legally speaking there may be never a hint of

00:08:28.680 poog again to be clear there will be nothing related derivative and and stopping by last

00:08:36.500 night with you by the way it was three hours didn't it feel like 45 minutes it just passed

00:08:41.320 being like and i haven't served any more food oh please and i was lifted you didn't want it

00:08:46.680 drove home no i didn't want it yeah drove home was so lifted slept like a baby woke up happier

00:08:52.400 oh i saw my friend i know isn't that incredible i was really pleased with my come over right now

00:09:01.080 is in my pjs instant entertainment and i was really pleased with quick quick mix and it was

00:09:05.800 like all right see you see you in 30 see you in 30 yeah jacqueline firing up strawberry mezcal

00:09:12.120 or tequila whatever it was daiquiris i came all right i'm a little hungry can i have a snack

00:09:17.700 you hand me a mug of warmed purple potatoes with nutritional yeast i was like this is true

00:09:23.400 friendship just the you know the immediacy you know it's a friend when you can go i'm hungry

00:09:30.160 when you walk in the door future you walk in the door and you say i'm hungry can i have a snack

00:09:34.120 that's a profound intimacy yeah made me think i do need to keep some classic snacks around

00:09:41.340 i don't know if i can be held accountable of that i also just want to say this might be a moment when

00:09:48.060 you might want to hit the old merch store because this might become a legal property

00:09:53.040 well i'm really concerned about your sound i'm really concerned about your sound i can like

00:09:58.320 it sounds like really echoey like normally you're in my ears and you're just not

00:10:02.420 like is that just me i'm just concerned let me see can you go closer to the mic for a second

00:10:08.620 oh kate what it clicked off and it's been and it hasn't been using the mic i'm hearing myself in

00:10:18.680 my mic damn i'm glad i said something i knew something was wrong if you see something say

00:10:24.820 let me do anything all right let me leave hold on okay so um so listen times of transition 0.98

00:10:33.380 buy the merch now i'd buy up now so that thing might just there's nothing safe

00:10:39.040 as we said the the poog merch might be um rendered an antique quite soon um i don't 1.00

00:10:46.920 want to scare everyone i don't want to scare the community you need to know that we love you we 0.99

00:10:50.160 need you we have no no desire to rupture the womb that we've created that we've nurtured that

00:10:58.420 we've you know brought nutrients into for coming up four years if not five but we're not good 1.00

00:11:04.880 nutrients into a womb to eventually birth them to the next fuck fuck you're so right here's where 0.99

00:11:10.780 they're going now the world has to be their womb i don't mean without us no never without us the 1.00

00:11:17.600 point is you're gonna have to pay attention people said where are you the last couple weeks we've

00:11:21.660 been trying to delay the inevitable folks we've been trying to get through legal loopholes trying

00:11:25.700 to delay the inevitable we've been trying to keep the family together and so that being said link

00:11:31.440 in bio link in bio folks by you Jacqueline okay Kate Berlant Instagram podcast Instagram Jack

00:11:40.740 Instagram. There's going to be a hyperlink. Click on that. Follow us. Find us. We're going to get

00:11:47.560 a roof over our heads. We're going to figure it out. Yeah. But right now we're in a boat and you

00:11:52.260 better cast your line and hook it into the wood in the side of our boat. Okay. Yes. And TBD visual.

00:11:59.780 Highly de-esported. What will the names maybe no longer. Okay. We don't know what's going to

00:12:05.240 happen. And it really is a true unknown. And I'm brought to, you know, here I am recalling,

00:12:10.160 What do they say?

00:12:10.960 2027 massive energy shift.

00:12:12.880 Oh, right.

00:12:13.740 We're going to be entering 2025.

00:12:15.920 So it's a couple years off.

00:12:17.000 Two years until we get a new RSS feed going, is what you're saying?

00:12:20.340 That's a joke.

00:12:21.400 It should be live now for them, really.

00:12:24.860 Great.

00:12:26.100 But go to the link, wherever you are listening to this, whether it's Tuesday.

00:12:28.340 Just keep going, spread the word.

00:12:29.880 Text them.

00:12:31.020 Keep supporting small businesses.

00:12:34.000 God, you're really into my sniffing that thing.

00:12:35.580 I'm smelling this.

00:12:36.480 My cousin sent me this beeswax candle.

00:12:38.360 the smell of beeswax i mean it's just unbelievable i want to shout out aromatech

00:12:42.920 who sent us gorgeous oil diffusers trying to get off the scented candle

00:12:46.520 uh bandwagon and infuse the home with natural scents beeswax candle

00:12:51.280 smells like what life could be it's so beautiful i just opened this um

00:12:58.000 dao classic i'm not sure pronunciation litzu okay sure yeah oh yeah hit us and um we need

00:13:07.040 today. I just pulled it open. Let's see

00:13:09.220 a random page if it says

00:13:11.020 anything. When my spirit goes

00:13:13.180 to the door and my bones return

00:13:15.260 to the root from which they grew

00:13:16.760 will remain of me.

00:13:20.420 Link in bio.

00:13:20.880 Okay, this is interesting. Yeah.

00:13:24.860 Link

00:13:25.300 in bio. Okay, next up

00:13:27.220 I just did another. I'm going to pull another random.

00:13:29.480 Good, said Confucius.

00:13:31.360 He is a man who knows how to console himself.

00:13:34.880 Wait, that's

00:13:35.360 what you said remember when we were driving in the car and you got like triggering information

00:13:41.880 and you said good remember oh right you taught me that

00:13:45.740 this is rider strong and i have a new podcast called the red weather it was many and many

00:13:59.580 a year ago in a kingdom by the sea in 1995 my neighbor anna trainer disappeared from a commune

00:14:06.660 it was hard to wrap your head around it was nature and trees and praying and drugs no i am not your

00:14:13.660 guru and back then i lied to my parents i lied to police i lied to everybody there were years

00:14:21.300 right where i could not say your name i've decided to go back to my hometown in northern

00:14:25.220 california interview my friends family talk to police journalists whomever i can to try to find

00:14:30.460 out what actually happened isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:14:35.080 and not the obvious boyfriend they have had this case for 30 years i'll teach you sons of

00:14:40.740 come around here and my wife boom boom this is the red weather listen to the red weather

00:14:48.240 on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

00:14:52.300 hello it's me anna sinfield from the girlfriends the number one hit true crime show that puts

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00:15:14.940 And then there's Vassaka. 0.72

00:15:22.700 Layla dared to ask the question.

00:15:27.220 And finally, we'll meet Rosamund.

00:15:34.920 You'll even get to meet my mum in that one,

00:15:36.860 who I can always count on to keep my feet on the ground.

00:15:39.580 I'm not too intimidated by her.

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00:15:42.280 Listen to the Girlfriend Spotlight on the iHeartRadio app, 1.00

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00:16:12.280 I do remember the mustache.

00:16:14.020 I would get a meme of that mustache

00:16:17.480 like every like six days.

00:16:19.540 I'd be like, what was this?

00:16:23.380 Each week we cover the crimes,

00:16:25.320 analyze the plot holes,

00:16:26.300 and insult the outfits.

00:16:28.400 Benson goes to talk to Kelly

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00:16:31.200 but is wearing a beret. 0.98

00:16:33.080 Not the time for a silly hat, Benson. 0.97

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00:16:54.680 of hot new country star Hudson Westbrook.

00:16:56.620 Early in his career, he shocked his mom more than once,

00:16:59.740 and we even shocked him

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00:17:04.480 I've seen some people do some crazy things,

00:17:06.340 but nothing like that.

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00:17:25.240 A couple things we do have to hit.

00:17:26.980 I wrote a list out that was given to us.

00:17:28.900 Hit the list.

00:17:31.460 There are things we know and there are things we don't know.

00:17:34.060 Ain't that the truth?

00:17:34.900 One thing we know is that, yes, I'm trying to scare you.

00:17:39.500 I'm trying to wake you up.

00:17:40.740 okay trying to tony robbins scratch the record he says right not you the audience i'm scared too

00:17:47.140 you've dropped her okay i'm not i'm excited i really i love adventure i know you really are

00:17:53.580 guiding me in this i look to you like yeah because often you're my daughter you're you're 0.98

00:17:58.300 fucking mommy through this your fixation on smelling that thing i've actually never seen you 0.99

00:18:05.280 so I've never seen you so 1.00

00:18:07.260 compulsive in a consumption

00:18:08.840 I think beeswax you don't like eat chips like

00:18:11.280 that you just keep going for it like

00:18:12.960 you can't stop

00:18:15.020 yeah beeswax it's a deeply nostalgic

00:18:17.040 smell for me my mother always had

00:18:19.260 beeswax candles

00:18:20.200 I don't know but what I wanted to tell them okay

00:18:23.340 yeah the headline is Lincoln

00:18:25.180 bio right Lincoln

00:18:27.140 bio to find the new place right to

00:18:29.020 get your merch now buy

00:18:31.280 it up it'll there's a

00:18:33.160 huge chance it will never be produced again

00:18:34.980 Okay. You want that logo on something. You'll be drawing it. Okay. Three. Three. And yeah, we're fighting. Okay. Three. Not us. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep an eye out. Okay. Hunt every couple of days. Just hunt through spam. Searching just in case. Oh God. Newsletter confirmation should come through, et cetera. Okay. Okay. Newsletter days are upon us. I'm on. I'm on it.

00:19:00.480 and then here's

00:19:03.220 what we have to offer the community

00:19:05.180 we are offering them

00:19:07.080 we don't know the shape this lifeboat will take

00:19:09.980 but there will be one

00:19:11.400 and you'll see a door and you'll know

00:19:12.840 you'll know, link in bio, and you'll go

00:19:14.860 you'll know and you'll go

00:19:16.160 a liminal reality where we can all dwell

00:19:18.480 a liminal reality shall emerge

00:19:19.960 lifeboat, life raft

00:19:21.200 okay, everyone's welcome

00:19:23.060 there's enough link in bio

00:19:25.740 we're all going to be together there

00:19:27.360 in an effort

00:19:28.860 to be direct.

00:19:30.960 At the end of our contract, in a state of good faith

00:19:33.160 negotiation. The truth is, we are

00:19:35.160 aware, we're suddenly aware

00:19:37.140 that we do not own

00:19:39.080 POOG the way we thought we owned it.

00:19:41.000 And if you love POOG, then

00:19:43.020 we hope that you'll join us on the other side

00:19:45.100 of this moment. Link in

00:19:47.060 bio.

00:19:48.860 Come find us. We will be there. We will continue.

00:19:51.780 We've got two paths ahead of us, folks,

00:19:53.340 at this moment of rupture.

00:19:55.580 Okay, rupture turns what is

00:19:57.220 one into two continuity a free continued experience you'll see it you'll know it

00:20:05.040 then like nothing ever happened huge moment huge moment huge shattering new finally

00:20:11.000 first class all the way to the back welcome to a premium experience of the two of our voices

00:20:18.380 yep get ready feel what's in your heart to be part of the next phase i mean that's the other 0.97

00:20:25.360 We're dropped on our asses financially here. 0.61

00:20:28.360 We need your cash, folks. 0.88

00:20:30.800 We need your cash.

00:20:31.780 And a lot of you have tried to give it to us in the past, said how?

00:20:35.520 Now it's actually getting real.

00:20:36.700 These microphones are about to – they're showing up.

00:20:38.260 They're taking the microphones away.

00:20:41.220 They're coming for them.

00:20:42.520 Are you serious?

00:20:44.440 Yeah.

00:20:45.440 I mean, I'm pretty sure, yeah.

00:20:46.960 Okay, okay.

00:20:47.440 Keep going.

00:20:49.400 Brutal.

00:20:51.980 I'm excited because I love adventure.

00:20:54.060 I love when something goes wrong and you get this chance.

00:20:57.300 You're forced into doing something exciting.

00:20:59.760 And we're being forced, which is, I think, the future of this show,

00:21:04.540 it's going to be better and brighter.

00:21:05.660 It's going to burn harder.

00:21:07.440 New endeavors.

00:21:07.980 New endeavors.

00:21:08.720 I mean, it's time.

00:21:09.540 You got to, you know, I had a really interesting moment today.

00:21:13.260 I was in therapy and there are some ants in my office.

00:21:16.940 Nothing too overwhelming, but, you know, they're ants.

00:21:19.820 And I was talking about, you know, I was doing therapy and the ants.

00:21:22.440 And she goes, interesting, you have ants.

00:21:23.720 You know, ants clear away what's dead.

00:21:26.280 I can't believe you're saying this because I, yesterday or two days ago, not here, but somewhere else, ants were a thing.

00:21:36.260 There were just a few, but other people were like, oh, there might be ants and then whatever.

00:21:40.280 The point is they saw some ants.

00:21:41.420 They are sorters.

00:21:43.520 They sort.

00:21:44.320 They take away what's dead, what's not working.

00:21:47.720 My therapist goes, if they weren't ants, there would be a film.

00:21:50.780 There would be dirt, you know, covering everything in this whole universe.

00:21:53.940 You know, you need the ants.

00:21:55.560 So the ants are carrying away these old modalities.

00:21:58.900 And what new ones might, you know, might be uncovered?

00:22:02.340 I'm imagining the hags as ants, okay?

00:22:04.460 And they carry us off. 1.00

00:22:06.280 Totally.

00:22:07.320 Well, that's the subscription model, certainly.

00:22:10.080 Let's just get serious.

00:22:11.040 I mean, each lifts a tiny little bit, and then they're carrying our huge corpses.

00:22:15.080 Exactly, exactly.

00:22:16.280 They're breathing off to a new place.

00:22:18.120 Yeah.

00:22:18.520 March, March, March.

00:22:19.280 so again you will be able to listen to us you'll have to subscribe to something but you'll be able

00:22:25.260 to listen to us as you're doing now but then if you want to kick us a couple bones you'll be able

00:22:31.220 to listen to us ad free there's just a lot happening bonus episodes there's a lot we're

00:22:36.280 getting there's a lot that's happening link in bio there's a lot i am just to pivot more i tried

00:22:44.500 today and focus sent us a supplement which is supposed to and i have to say i think i'm feeling

00:22:50.360 the effects really is this and focus and repeat is the brand they sent us the and focus it's a

00:22:58.080 proprietary blend l tyrosine and bacopa leaf extract 500 milligram popped two of these this

00:23:06.140 morning i gotta be honest i was kind of feeling it my partner took two they were feeling it too

00:23:12.320 I texted them and go, is it just me?

00:23:14.100 Like, I'm feeling kind of focused.

00:23:15.280 I'm kind of feeling I can deal today.

00:23:17.620 I'm kind of feeling I can deal today.

00:23:20.240 Oh, God. 1.00

00:23:21.280 Millennial hell. 0.90

00:23:22.920 What? 0.64

00:23:23.900 What are you doing?

00:23:25.120 Back to cheek squats.

00:23:28.180 But, um.

00:23:29.420 Wow.

00:23:31.040 I'm sorry.

00:23:31.640 Was that less interesting than your product push?

00:23:35.400 No, no, no, no.

00:23:36.080 I just meant, wow.

00:23:37.600 I've never been able to do the cheek squats.

00:23:40.540 Yeah.

00:23:40.720 because the muscles are asleep

00:23:43.160 and if you don't wake them soon

00:23:45.300 you'll have nothing to replace the diminishing

00:23:47.560 fat. How do you do it?

00:23:49.160 Well, there's a few ways

00:23:50.660 the easier ways to try to get you into it 0.96

00:23:53.300 You still need to subscribe to Beauty Shaman

00:23:54.900 You could hold something

00:23:57.780 like a cap

00:23:58.440 in your mouth

00:23:59.780 This is one version where it helps people isolate the muscles

00:24:03.520 So like 0.82

00:24:03.940 She's holding

00:24:07.780 a cap in her mouth

00:24:08.900 and then she's kind of lifting her cheeks.

00:24:11.800 Oh, I'm not doing it.

00:24:12.560 I'm not doing it well.

00:24:13.740 Well.

00:24:14.280 I'm in a state of panic.

00:24:15.380 I'll also say I had my first experience with Prilosec,

00:24:20.380 which is a heartburn medicine.

00:24:22.080 Really?

00:24:22.720 Last week, up in the night, horrific stomach ache,

00:24:27.800 which I had about-

00:24:28.300 Had you eaten close to bed?

00:24:29.640 No, I hadn't eaten for-

00:24:30.780 My usual way.

00:24:31.520 So I was convinced-

00:24:32.160 I know you don't.

00:24:32.440 I was convinced that I had an ulcer

00:24:34.240 because it was like I hadn't eaten in over eight hours.

00:24:38.900 seven hours. I woke up at like 5 a.m. in so much pain. You don't put any food down there. There's

00:24:43.380 nothing to, the acid is just flying around, isn't it? I was like, it was agony. No, but that's

00:24:48.820 normal, like seven hours. But the point is I was in hell, Googling ulcer, all this stuff. I go,

00:24:56.560 maybe I'll just try Prilosec. I had a stomachache all day the next day. Not that severe, but enough

00:25:00.420 to really kind of complicate matters and make me feel diminished and fearful for the worst. Of

00:25:06.320 course your mind goes to the worst places sometimes took prilosec cured cured over-the-counter

00:25:14.000 prilosec which comes in a beautiful purple box that has this incredible are you seeing this look 0.68

00:25:18.620 at the rainbow look at the rainbow that's nice that's fucking crazy feeling an over-the-counter

00:25:24.000 medication chest they're like let's create there's a hologram there's a rainbow hologram behind the 0.66

00:25:29.120 prilosec anyway it's interesting it's always a relief when that kind of medication works yeah

00:25:35.400 just there's nothing like it i'm just curious about this really dark colored

00:25:40.540 gloss and how dark it will come out about say say has sent us such overwhelming beauty the products

00:25:48.680 keeps on coming say sent the most gorgeous these lip glosses they are beautiful and they're

00:25:54.580 sensual they're so nice they've got a quality that feels like they're what are they called

00:25:59.080 glossy bounce there it is god they're good and the lip liners i mean they're really thank god

00:26:04.100 they're producing i've been using the the tinted moisturizer for months i'm sorry a tinted

00:26:09.760 sunscreen i don't have that it's possible i purchased it yeah i think it you might have

00:26:13.440 i think i've mentioned it before actually you know what i've been using but you don't even

00:26:18.060 know it's in there in the one skin there's an spf actually there's two a tinted in and on

00:26:22.320 oh well the one skin that came i'm literally saving because i'm so excited about it

00:26:27.800 where is it you should use it don't save it there it is i know i know i know i know you gotta stop

00:26:34.200 that it's over now stop that why am i what is that that's like that's like ancient product

00:26:39.020 keeps coming i know it's crazy you need to use it i know i know i know in fact you haven't used

00:26:44.960 the lima yet no no i'm on my hardcore no the product i know i know i got doing are you trying

00:26:52.840 to wait till what is that v-beam appointment at the at the durham i guess you just keep on 0.57

00:26:58.400 showing the fuck up i did again no call no hey do you want to hop on this i don't know if it works 0.68

00:27:05.680 that way i know i've sent i mean hey v-beam went in there blast i did it initially to get rid of 0.95

00:27:12.680 some broken capillaries never get inspired to go for deal with a capillary because it's just like 0.91

00:27:18.940 who cares the fucking capillary there it is yeah this one was right on the fucking like middle of 0.89

00:27:24.000 the bridge of my nose it was annoying enough to me that i wanted it gone forever had done that a 0.97

00:27:28.340 couple times but then it's supposed to like by the way what are the benefits of v-beam let's look

00:27:32.160 here kind of hurts the thing that's shocking about it it's just the light it's like a blinding light

00:27:36.940 yeah it's supposed to help potentially with um like fine lines collagen production and there's

00:27:47.380 no downtime like you're red i had some some very mild swelling day of reduces redness restores a

00:27:56.000 healthful a healthy youthful skin to tone and texture stimulates collagen here's a here's a

00:28:03.440 here's a here's a here's a quote yeah stimulates collagen yeah what doesn't yeah it's every 0.84

00:28:11.520 fucking product including I know flicking your your finger the collagen snapping your finger 0.92

00:28:17.080 against your own cheek 24 I know a slap across the face also stimulates collagen it's everything 1.00

00:28:22.480 it's everywhere if your product isn't stimulating collagen at this point you know yeah completely

00:28:28.400 I mean it's like it's just like but Jacqueline I feel like you'd be proud of me I've made a

00:28:33.180 promise to myself to use the Lima every day I want to look at my calendar I was thinking

00:28:37.080 did you take a before picture because I was thinking we could do the Lima challenge

00:28:40.960 yeah which is which would be three months tomorrow's two weeks of using it every day

00:28:47.960 because i missed two days that's not that bad 15 minute thing yep i can't find the battery

00:28:52.600 right now that i mean the charger little thing for the battery crazy looking for that and i

00:28:56.620 almost lost my mind i almost lost my mind yeah so i realized that i was using it for like a week

00:29:01.100 and it wasn't fully charged because when i fully charged it the red light was much stronger are

00:29:05.160 you serious yeah just because it's on you sure it wasn't just that you were in the darkness

00:29:09.800 I really – no, no, no, because I could feel the warmth.

00:29:12.900 But here's what is comforting.

00:29:14.640 Here's what's comforting.

00:29:16.200 The thing that's doing the deep work isn't the red light.

00:29:19.180 It's clear light.

00:29:21.580 Really?

00:29:21.620 The red is an additional – like red is like an add-on.

00:29:24.380 It's like add-on LED.

00:29:25.580 Very cool.

00:29:26.260 Okay.

00:29:27.240 So that might –

00:29:28.720 And listen, I'm just going to say this. 0.97

00:29:31.180 I'm not fucking kidding you. 0.96

00:29:32.620 I feel like I already see a difference. 0.98

00:29:34.540 From the Lima?

00:29:35.300 Yeah.

00:29:35.580 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:29:36.800 That's why they use it in a facial.

00:29:37.860 Like, it'll do something that day.

00:29:39.600 I can't believe that.

00:29:40.980 That is so hard to really grasp.

00:29:43.460 How could something like that exist in this world?

00:29:46.160 Well, if you think that, like, like, I find it shocking that anything like these, I don't think, okay, like, so now I'm on with Esselstyn, Dr. Esselstyn, this thing I saw him recommending, and he's like, this isn't in the book, and prevent reverse heart disease or one of his things.

00:30:02.340 He's like, it's not in the book.

00:30:03.180 You need to, four times a day, flood your arteries with antioxidants, okay?

00:30:09.940 He says, leafy greens, okay?

00:30:12.500 It doesn't matter which one.

00:30:14.660 He does this thing.

00:30:15.760 He loves to be like spinach, Swiss chard, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, like he rattles them off, okay?

00:30:20.900 Anoint.

00:30:21.640 I think it can be cooked or not cooked, okay?

00:30:23.920 Anoint with vinegar.

00:30:25.720 The greens?

00:30:26.680 Yeah.

00:30:27.400 And in they go.

00:30:28.080 Have a little serving before every meal, okay, before bed, whatever.

00:30:31.520 He says the nitric oxide, the whatever, it goes in and it bathes the walls of every artery, okay? 1.00

00:30:39.700 Damn, freak. 0.99

00:30:40.300 Just, like, instantly. 0.99

00:30:41.460 And, like, so, like, in a couple hours, like, you know, it's processed and it's gone.

00:30:44.980 Time to bathe it again.

00:30:46.920 Wow.

00:30:47.460 What else?

00:30:48.140 The point being the fact that it can be that instant.

00:30:50.960 Well, that's Gregor.

00:30:52.120 I mean, I'm not saying it's not Esselstyn, but, yeah, I mean, Gregor's Daily Dozen.

00:30:56.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:57.840 Rebranded for Poog.

00:30:59.800 He's a non-profit. 1.00

00:31:00.480 He wouldn't mind.

00:31:01.520 Ooh, love that.

00:31:02.720 Rebranded, a Canva template designed by yours truly.

00:31:06.760 I can feel a new future is upon us.

00:31:08.760 I feel excited.

00:31:09.700 I feel like they're coming.

00:31:13.000 Well, I'm also a deeply entrepreneurial spirit, right?

00:31:15.960 I know you are.

00:31:16.480 I like being the boss of my own destiny.

00:31:20.240 I'm a captain of a ship.

00:31:21.540 I was having to explain to someone else again that once again that I feel that I was a captain of previous life, et cetera.

00:31:25.480 Past life, progression, yeah.

00:31:26.280 Yeah. And yeah, I get very excited when, you know, it's like if you were sitting in school and the gym collapsed, you know, what's going to happen now? The rupture. In high school, as social vice president, there was massive flooding in the gym before homecoming dance, etc. I had to think on my feet.

00:31:52.580 Really?

00:31:53.560 I asked, can we put one up at the middle school?

00:31:58.020 Put one up?

00:31:58.580 Went into the middle school, the homecoming dance.

00:32:01.740 And so I went to the middle school, and they agreed.

00:32:04.880 We could do the dance there.

00:32:06.700 And then we were spending all day creating these structures, these balloons,

00:32:11.640 to make the middle school magical for us.

00:32:16.080 I can't believe it hasn't come up before.

00:32:17.600 And it just had a glorious feeling.

00:32:20.380 Were you with rubber boots up to your knees in the high school gym?

00:32:23.920 Yeah, I didn't have those then.

00:32:24.700 I was just in sneaks.

00:32:26.000 I was just in my 90s New Balance grays.

00:32:29.020 No, I believe that.

00:32:29.420 We're animating that.

00:32:31.100 That part of me is unstoppable.

00:32:33.800 It's the part of me my father calls Action Jackson.

00:32:36.220 Oh, that's right, Action Jackson.

00:32:38.320 Okay, this is great.

00:32:39.340 This is really good.

00:32:40.680 Do you want to see my growth or the growth of the community?

00:32:43.840 Yeah.

00:32:44.100 I think I had Action Jackson cut from an early episode

00:32:49.000 because I felt too vulnerable to share.

00:32:51.540 So sweet.

00:32:53.100 And look, I just did it effortlessly,

00:32:54.600 although now I'm thinking of cutting it again.

00:32:55.940 No, no, absolutely not.

00:32:58.200 No, Pooh has changed us.

00:32:59.800 Thank God for it.

00:33:08.960 This is Ryder Strong,

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00:33:22.180 It was hard to wrap your head around

00:33:23.440 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs

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00:36:36.560 the feminine principle okay is a life and death cycle i was reading marion woodman

00:36:45.800 the other day i was lying there oh to lie on the bed in the mid-morning and read

00:36:50.020 god unbelievable and and um you know you know the the rejection of that cycle

00:36:58.020 is what creates the split in the psyche between the spirit and it incarnating with the rejection

00:37:06.540 Rejection of what cycle? I want to understand.

00:37:08.400 Well, like the rejection of like the feminine principle, like the cycle, like life and death, endings and beginnings. 0.66

00:37:13.920 You know, the feminine knows when something needs to die. 0.88

00:37:16.360 Okay. 1.00

00:37:17.500 Wisdom.

00:37:18.160 Cool.

00:37:18.480 Sophia.

00:37:19.040 Okay.

00:37:19.300 It's like Sophia, like wisdom.

00:37:21.320 Like think of wisdom.

00:37:22.180 It's like wisdom knows that things need to die.

00:37:26.060 Yeah.

00:37:26.640 In order to live again.

00:37:27.680 Right.

00:37:28.820 It's holistic.

00:37:30.620 Cyclical.

00:37:31.700 So I'm sorry, baby.

00:37:32.240 It's about the holistic.

00:37:33.520 therefore

00:37:35.400 and also like

00:37:36.860 we have to drag them maybe against

00:37:39.560 kicking and screaming into the light

00:37:41.380 into the new phase

00:37:42.620 yeah sometimes we do go

00:37:44.500 kicking and screaming

00:37:46.500 we gotta get there

00:37:49.180 take my hand

00:37:51.220 and lead me to

00:37:53.440 salvation

00:37:55.240 we're in Kimbio

00:37:57.060 I um

00:37:59.420 here's a little story

00:38:01.440 what's the song?

00:38:02.640 Oh, give it to me.

00:38:03.820 I was going to ask, what is the song of the end of Poog?

00:38:06.300 Oh, my God.

00:38:07.280 I don't like to hear that.

00:38:09.780 I don't want to hear that song.

00:38:11.220 I'm actually getting, I just got upset.

00:38:13.300 I don't like that.

00:38:14.200 I'm mostly saying it as a joke because.

00:38:17.220 I don't like hearing you say the end of Poog.

00:38:19.380 Well, it's the end of this season.

00:38:21.060 Okay.

00:38:21.580 I can tolerate that.

00:38:22.600 I can manage that.

00:38:24.480 And I think it should always be seasonal, as I've said,

00:38:27.560 so that there could be a reckoning.

00:38:29.060 There can always be a reckoning.

00:38:30.120 Nothing is promised.

00:38:31.140 You had a story.

00:38:32.200 Oh, well, I just, something that was really, I felt kind of like Job, although not nearly

00:38:38.440 as punished, of course, but I had a parking ticket.

00:38:44.940 Oh, right.

00:38:45.720 Same day I got one, remember?

00:38:47.120 Oh, that's right.

00:38:48.240 So I, you know, I really don't get tickets, okay?

00:38:51.580 I've been driving since I was 13, just really don't get them.

00:38:54.720 i was i was driving to a particular location to read and to write and to focus and have a nice

00:39:02.260 little time this was the prilosec day my stomach was killing me and i was like my stomach is hurting

00:39:07.540 me so badly i need to go home and lay down like i can't just be in a public space like

00:39:11.820 sitting and working through it and perhaps chatting with with people and being friendly

00:39:16.600 i hate sitting it's hell i was like i want to curl up and i go and i want i'm hungry i don't

00:39:22.080 have the energy i was like what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna order delivery and then i said to myself 0.95

00:39:26.360 do not just pick up food but i said good girl because like you know some special treat shit 0.86

00:39:33.640 in your mind yeah an indulgence i take whenever well by the way i said pick it up you can pick 0.99

00:39:40.560 it up it's on the way just pick it up so there's a spot save the fee cheapo yeah exactly got fucked 0.99

00:39:47.720 in the end. Well, beyond. So there's a little red spot by this place. I often park my car there, 0.98

00:39:53.900 turn the hazards on, run in, grab the food, come out. I've never had an issue. I've done this a

00:39:58.040 million times. Throw the hazards on, run in, run into a friend inside. Quick chat. I'm not sitting

00:40:05.440 down. It wasn't five minutes. Was it holding in your head? Did you feel it pulling on you?

00:40:09.940 Yeah. You didn't get lost in the chat. Brief chat. Brief chat. Not five minutes. But I said

00:40:16.100 to her you know what I'm gonna run move my car I'll come back in and say hi I run out this guy's

00:40:21.420 riding me up I go oh no he goes he's very he says stomachache well I thought about going what can I

00:40:28.560 reach for here and I go nothing I just have to take it you know and he said he was very kind of

00:40:32.680 you know looking down he was like he was like he was like you're parked in a red zone I said I know

00:40:42.600 i know and he said something about the bus zone that's where he gets confused he goes you're in a

00:40:46.820 red bus zone i go oh my god he goes have you ever parked in a red bus zone before and i said no i

00:40:53.080 said i've never had so much as a speeding ticket which is the truth and i just resigned myself i

00:40:59.020 felt i didn't say oh no is there any oh i just went in for a second i didn't do any of that i

00:41:03.380 just said i know i said i know i'm not supposed to park here i know and then once i think ownership 0.68

00:41:10.140 And then, because I go, I'm so fucked, because my car registration, Jacqueline, is over a year expired. 0.84

00:41:16.540 What? 0.98

00:41:17.100 That's ADD.

00:41:17.640 Did he check you?

00:41:18.700 So he goes.

00:41:20.280 I'm not, by the way, my shock is not that happening.

00:41:23.240 I would never manage my own registration if not, like, various figures stepped in to remind me.

00:41:28.360 Yeah.

00:41:28.920 And then have to do it.

00:41:30.460 I just mean, like, I'm terrified.

00:41:32.360 Aren't they going to ask you for your registration, and then you're going to get a bigger ticket?

00:41:35.200 So he goes, and your registration's expired.

00:41:37.560 and I said I know that's what I freaked when I saw him writing the ticket up I was like I'm so 0.66

00:41:41.480 fucked it's gonna be so expensive I was like I know I know I did the smog check which is the truth

00:41:46.260 and I was like I believe that I was like if the DMV I didn't know at this point by the way because 0.97

00:41:50.740 of just the inability to handle administration at all yeah I didn't know that whatever I mean

00:41:57.140 people are running around just every year getting their car registered I mean it's just every day

00:42:01.240 it's fucking every day oh today I today I get my teeth cleaned tomorrow I get my oil check it's 0.56

00:42:06.480 maintenance tasks which are challenging for i cannot of our brain style fathom it hunters in 0.99

00:42:11.980 a world of farmers i i cannot fathom it i'm like i hope you enjoyed your golden goose who teaches

00:42:17.320 you this we brought it home so i'm like i know i know i said i went to the i got my smog check

00:42:24.600 like it should be in the mail and he goes the dmv can tow you if it's over six months past

00:42:30.100 registration suggesting towing was a huge part of my life i had to just accept in new york there

00:42:35.160 was just too many factors and so i was just always headed down the middle of the night to the west

00:42:40.600 side highway wherever the hell that is unbelievable 14th street you wait in there you look around it's

00:42:46.880 a you know it's beckett it's um you're constantly getting your car towed is so poetic but um

00:42:52.480 so i was like oh no and i said i said oh they can tow it and he goes they can tow it anywhere

00:42:58.320 which is a little confusing to me like what do you mean they can tow it anywhere

00:43:01.800 You mean as in where it's led or where it's towed from?

00:43:05.500 As in like wherever it's parked, they can technically tow it if it's that late on registration.

00:43:11.000 So I was like, I don't think I even said I'm sorry.

00:43:14.080 I mean, I was clearly sorry, but I just was like, I was so desponding because my stomach hurt and I was so mad at myself.

00:43:19.740 And I was like, okay.

00:43:21.700 And he handed me the ticket.

00:43:22.780 This is what I don't understand.

00:43:23.700 I think he let me off the hook.

00:43:26.020 Or he definitely did.

00:43:27.020 Because I think he could have charged me more.

00:43:28.420 but I just got the violation for the parking violation which I don't know is the registration

00:43:33.420 to come in later I don't understand but he goes he goes here and I was like okay you know I take

00:43:40.700 my car I moved around the corner instantly there's a meter right there which infuriated me like oh I 0.98

00:43:45.340 probably could have just pulled into a fucking meter if I hadn't been so entitled and and lazy 0.88

00:43:49.720 to park in the red so I park in the meter my purse is inside with my friend with my credit card which 0.99

00:43:56.860 is what i usually pay the meter with and i'm like moaning my stomach hurts so much i go i can't

00:44:02.000 bring myself everything no you can't pay that way sorry yeah yeah everything's in there my

00:44:07.040 wallet's in there my purse is in there i go rummaging like an animal looking for coins

00:44:11.920 i find a quarter and i find a dime i go i'm gonna put this in the meter i'm gonna go in for quick

00:44:16.800 hello i look at the thing it says like 20 well someone can do the math what does it mean it's

00:44:20.840 like 21 minutes or something like i don't know i go in i very make a point chatting with her hang 0.94

00:44:28.220 out i go okay gotta go out this time because the meter's gonna be up no i fucking get to my car 0.71

00:44:34.040 it's been off a minute there's another ticket amazing and what was weird as i was sauntering 0.84

00:44:40.560 to my car i saw a parking cop or whatever the hell they're called walking toward me and i could

00:44:45.900 have sworn he looked at me in this way it was strange i felt like he knew it was my car i feel

00:44:50.540 i felt like he'd just given me a ticket oh somehow i'm sure on his little computer it shows oh this

00:44:56.600 car got a ticket 20 minutes ago half a walk away for someone with bouncy hair and then i pictured

00:45:03.580 i pictured around town i pictured uh there's a description or something or a photo of me

00:45:10.060 presumably topless in my home when i don't think i'm being photographed the government has it 0.98

00:45:15.600 me on all fours because he looked at me like this fucking idiot like i or something and there was 0.99

00:45:22.400 just something in his eyes that i the previous citation like i felt like he knew and then i go 0.99

00:45:26.540 to my car and at first i go oh i don't have a ticket and then there it is the ticket and i go 0.99

00:45:30.700 you fucking cunt i know so i started screaming i actually was not screaming at all i just was like 0.99

00:45:36.320 this is unbelievable i should have just gone straight home texting you were wildly texting 1.00

00:45:41.160 I texted you?

00:45:42.280 Yes.

00:45:43.020 Oh, the ticket.

00:45:43.440 Thinking out about how you couldn't pay it.

00:45:44.980 And I had just gone through like really 10 minutes before.

00:45:46.580 Oh, no, no, no.

00:45:47.400 I haven't even gotten to that part.

00:45:49.960 So then I drive home, stomach's still hurting, so upset.

00:45:54.540 I go, I'm paying this right now.

00:45:57.080 Old me would put this in a pile and go, I'll get to it.

00:45:59.960 I did the same thing.

00:46:01.100 I said, I'm doing it now.

00:46:02.360 That's crazy.

00:46:03.540 So they go.

00:46:04.100 It will hurt less now.

00:46:05.840 Yeah.

00:46:06.040 And I go, this is your punishment.

00:46:07.500 Do it now.

00:46:08.300 So on the ticket, there's a little QR code.

00:46:09.880 Oh, how simple.

00:46:10.580 scan the QR code to pay I scan the QR code sends me to an app to download I almost fly I did the

00:46:16.160 same exact thing I almost thought this is crazy within within the same hour I was I can't believe

00:46:20.000 it I can't believe it so I go okay I download the app in goes the first time Amex fucked us

00:46:27.080 it wasn't an Amex oh okay that was my issue they don't take Amex well I enter in my credit card 0.90

00:46:34.020 it goes invalid and there i pause i go i'm gonna fucking lose it i was like it's not invalid i do 0.87

00:46:41.580 it again oh maybe i missed a number maybe invalid i go are you fucking kidding i go okay i'll go to 0.97

00:46:48.280 the website go to the website that's from 1904 i know and you have to slick and it's so confusing 0.90

00:46:53.700 click this click that i mean this is unbelievable i go i go what if i had what if i had a child

00:46:59.820 tugging at the hem of my dress yeah what if i had a family emergency what if i had what if i i mean

00:47:04.900 it's like how does anyone get this done so so then there's the website from the 40s i'm typing 0.91

00:47:09.940 in the information invalid i fucking and then i start doing outreach i text you i text name and 0.97

00:47:19.440 by the way you don't you just you don't go i'm gonna try to get help from one no i'm gonna spray 0.98

00:47:24.300 i'm gonna i needed two hands i needed one person on each side of me saying i love you you're safe

00:47:29.340 we're gonna get through this or something i just needed to i just needed to express the pain i

00:47:32.920 wasn't even expecting help what help could there even be offered in that moment i just needed there

00:47:37.540 to be some kind of emotional witness to my suffering in that moment but yeah you and this

00:47:43.040 is again reading ad stuff again so it's like but the mental energy to initiate motivation whatever

00:47:53.360 dopamine to do the task you like pulled some you did it and then you hit this block and

00:47:59.100 you are less able to generate energy to overcome that block and so really helps to hear so then

00:48:07.300 so then i go i'm gonna do it okay so they go or you can call oh no no so at that point i go 0.97

00:48:13.760 something wrong with my fucking credit card i called oh this is where i lost it i call bank 0.91

00:48:18.080 of america on the back in the number it's on the back of the card i call it hi like bank of america 0.99

00:48:24.140 out the little thing goes up and it goes this this fucking bot that's so well disguised i thought it 0.92

00:48:29.100 was i thought it was a person is like um thanks for being a trusted whatever because you called 0.96

00:48:34.640 today you qualify for a free life alert like pause right i go oh i i don't i don't need that

00:48:42.620 like i i it fooled me for long enough yeah then she starts rattling on about the life alert like

00:48:50.220 And I start going, no, no.

00:48:54.260 And then I can't figure out.

00:48:55.640 And it's like, I start pressing zero.

00:48:57.720 I get sent to someone else.

00:48:59.440 Operator.

00:49:00.380 They just leave me.

00:49:01.000 I get desperate and try zero sometimes.

00:49:02.740 I did zero.

00:49:03.880 They just left me.

00:49:04.720 Bank of America left me.

00:49:06.220 And I am happy to say that.

00:49:08.720 I'm proudly.

00:49:09.200 You mean they left you stranded?

00:49:10.900 They left me completely stranded.

00:49:11.920 The life alert thing.

00:49:12.580 Did they hang up on you?

00:49:13.380 I go, no.

00:49:13.840 Do you ever get that?

00:49:15.240 They go, sorry, we don't understand.

00:49:17.100 Yeah.

00:49:17.500 Goodbye.

00:49:18.180 Literally.

00:49:18.700 Yeah.

00:49:18.940 Goodbye. 1.00

00:49:19.300 they left me i know so cheerful at the end i call back again same bitch that now i know is a bot 1.00

00:49:25.120 and i go no and i go agent agent agent agent she's still rattling on prattling on about the 0.98

00:49:34.340 fucking life alert blanket i mean bracelet and i get kicked out again then i'm really losing it 0.97

00:49:41.740 i'm shaking it in the cold i'm shaking in the cold i go are you kidding me what am i supposed 0.99

00:49:44.640 to do so then i call another bank of america number wait 462 years then i talked to a woman

00:49:50.460 and i go hi i go i don't know what's going on she's like okay um sitting in a car no i'm sitting

00:49:56.400 at i'm sitting in my dining room oh right and i go home to do it okay yeah dining room suggests

00:50:01.480 i have a standalone dining room i don't i'm standing in my formal dining room and um 0.97

00:50:09.020 it was so okay so this is that i'm talking to the fucking woman right and she goes 0.97

00:50:13.100 oh we sent out i see that you made a i go my car is my card locked she goes your card is locked 0.97

00:50:18.160 oh no no i skipped a step sorry just real quick went to the bank of america website looked at

00:50:23.700 the card it goes card locked i try to unlock it it says view like why it's locked i click that 0.75

00:50:28.860 that information is unavailable this time can you imagine can you fucking imagine i go what 0.84

00:50:34.740 and this is when you start cursing and someone asks you what's wrong and you go the websites 0.85

00:50:39.700 whatever and like they just think you're having trouble navigating the website they think all

00:50:43.040 these things and you're like no the layers of deepness like i can never explain this it is 0.98

00:50:47.420 fucked it's fucked i've done everything right invalid you know like no no you've done the 0.95

00:50:52.840 thing 90 times like yeah or unfortunately this service is not available right now after you've 1.00

00:50:57.060 done 92 steps how is it not available so then i call i'm on hold i get to bank of america i get

00:51:02.080 to the woman i go hi i don't know what's going on with my card can you please help me i'm like

00:51:05.900 desperate she takes pity on me she's like okay i'm so sorry it sounds stressful i'm not taking

00:51:10.840 You know, I'm like, I'm like, I think I sound like a child.

00:51:13.620 And then she's like, oh, did you make a payment to LAParking.com?

00:51:18.240 Something.

00:51:18.580 I go, yes.

00:51:19.100 She goes, yes.

00:51:19.780 We thought that might be suspicious.

00:51:21.720 Did you get a text?

00:51:23.140 I said, no, I didn't.

00:51:24.220 Because guess what, guys?

00:51:25.480 They're all of this.

00:51:26.280 Verizon's down.

00:51:27.880 So the text was blocked.

00:51:30.420 I go, I never got that text.

00:51:32.100 So that was actually what screwed you.

00:51:33.660 Oh, I think I remember you being like, Verizon's down.

00:51:36.840 With that text coming through.

00:51:38.220 Yeah.

00:51:38.460 so then she goes she lifts it she goes okay it should all be fine now i go okay thank you

00:51:45.080 i go to the i go to the website it has nothing to do with you to be clear nothing to do with me

00:51:49.760 i go to the website invalid again and that's by it had been an hour and like 10 minutes is it a

00:51:58.980 visa or a mastercard it's a visa because that's what it required it was a visa okay somehow i

00:52:05.820 don't know what happened but the point is it was hell and i've never i felt so acutely where i felt

00:52:11.900 like the sliding doors of my life like if i'd driven home and just had the food delivered 0.90

00:52:16.920 fuck it i would have eaten the food i'd be curled up on the couch in heaven cheapness i know 0.95

00:52:23.580 your cheapness okay brought lack lack lack upon you the way like in this modern time we've accepted 1.00

00:52:34.680 this very, like, archaic language almost of, like, lack.

00:52:39.680 Yeah.

00:52:40.060 Like, that's a scarcity.

00:52:41.160 Or, like, you're living in lack.

00:52:43.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:44.300 Like, just, like, the language of it.

00:52:45.420 And then the word manifest itself is very not a modern word,

00:52:49.260 but then, like, nowadays it's weird.

00:52:51.160 But I will say, you know,

00:52:55.700 you demand your own needs be taken care of in plenty of areas, right?

00:53:00.680 So why then these, like, it's almost like paying alms.

00:53:04.520 like right sacrifices to the gods why didn't i just for the other times why didn't i just you

00:53:09.960 know get the delivery you mean yeah yeah there's something in you that believes like then you'll

00:53:15.360 be struck down then no i don't know i guess i'm just disturbed it's like it feels like oh maybe 0.56

00:53:20.020 you're just prudent you know i don't fucking know but it was it was unbelievable and it almost ruined 0.60

00:53:28.260 the day i mean i felt and i i was like how do people i mean it really i'm sorry but it just 0.94

00:53:35.420 it makes you go how the fuck do people that actually have to engage with the government

00:53:39.540 in a real way forms files i mean can you imagine i mean it's just like my life wasn't dependent on 0.64

00:53:45.800 this my wellness wasn't you know like i'm just like the hell i've gone through with insurance

00:53:49.200 i was just like this is i felt i was like like it's so fucking impossible it's so overwhelming 0.56

00:53:58.240 just to pay a parking ticket how does i don't know it felt it made me really it felt really

00:54:04.600 overwhelming well but i started to go i can't take it anymore the only option for me is a big 0.94

00:54:12.740 building with offices and i'm the boss of the business of me okay yep and every fucking project 0.53

00:54:23.300 i have an idea and want to see it move forward there is someone in an office looking after that 0.94

00:54:28.000 project you buy a building I'm I'm done it's it's like I'm meant to be a creative tyrant floating

00:54:35.920 through I won't actually be a tyrant that's just a little joke I'll make you know just to be cute

00:54:41.220 but sure I need dedicated I need help I believe an army behind me yeah and I'm gonna have to build

00:54:49.580 the army slowly because I'm gonna have to like get one person to work on a thing so that we can

00:54:56.440 launch the one project and then with that capital okay i can add another one and then hopefully

00:55:01.300 it'll grow grow grow grow grow grow grow i just i um i embrace my ambition like we were talking

00:55:07.840 about last week crying about output and all this kind of stuff yeah i embrace my ambition and i

00:55:13.760 embrace seeking the help if i can a week in the morning okay i'll get a job at a at a donut shop

00:55:21.500 between 4 and 7 a.m. so that I can pay for the help that I'm that I need in the office between 0.94

00:55:27.080 9 and 5 you know what I'm saying by the way I had a fucking revelation last night I was 0.95

00:55:30.780 yeah cackling screaming but I believe it's true listen to this the three-day work week okay okay 0.81

00:55:38.880 so listen to this so I three on four off no here's what here I'm gonna try this for the next two

00:55:45.200 weeks because listen i've been this is this is of course this life that i lead lately i've been

00:55:52.660 feeling you know being totally disorganized feeling kind of overwhelmed how do you know

00:55:59.020 the mounting the list of what to do the the personal projects all of it because so because

00:56:04.180 looking out a week going okay i gotta finish it this week i gotta do it this week i gotta start 0.80

00:56:07.940 this week i gotta this week write x pages whatever it's fucking hell i can't do it all instead if i 0.83

00:56:14.080 I look, if I'm looking out at a week, I won't do any, I won't do anything. 0.86

00:56:17.580 Exactly.

00:56:18.280 So I go, how about this?

00:56:21.460 Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

00:56:24.620 Or what?

00:56:25.100 The work days?

00:56:26.480 Yeah.

00:56:27.460 I wrote in my calendar, work for these days.

00:56:29.960 So yeah, because guess, because then if I go Monday, okay, I got to work today.

00:56:35.000 I got to do it.

00:56:35.480 I got to lock myself in the office.

00:56:36.700 I got to do it.

00:56:36.940 Wednesday, I'm on the beach kind of thing.

00:56:38.940 Mm-hmm.

00:56:39.540 Okay.

00:56:39.780 And then Wednesday goes and you're lying on the beach and you go, you know, if tomorrow being my remaining work day for the week, what is the key thing that I'm going to achieve so that I can go out of this larger personal week feeling accomplished?

00:56:55.360 Yeah, so the idea would be on those alleged off days, okay, what's the personal stuff that I'm doing?

00:57:03.160 Oh, wait, so you're still, right, it's not, you're not just on the beach, you're getting your oil changed?

00:57:09.320 Yeah, maybe.

00:57:10.580 I'm getting my oil changed.

00:57:11.340 What do you think about the yearly and the six months?

00:57:14.380 Okay, the yearly stuff, we schedule it.

00:57:16.880 We schedule it.

00:57:17.500 Together.

00:57:18.340 Okay, but yes, and it's doctor's appointments. 0.99

00:57:20.260 It's all the shit that's yearly, all at once. 0.97

00:57:22.440 You're getting your oil changed on the way to your yearly physical. 0.99

00:57:26.540 I love this.

00:57:27.100 Jacqueline, crazy week.

00:57:29.080 Once a year is crazy week.

00:57:30.600 Wait, I want to call it something else before we name it crazy week

00:57:32.760 because that's just not giving me joy, okay?

00:57:35.100 Okay.

00:57:36.420 Let me just think.

00:57:38.620 well here's the here's the trick okay we get the appointment we get the appointment and you

00:57:46.780 have to schedule out when i had my stomach ache i was panicking i texted my doctor she's like this 0.98

00:57:52.180 is a good can't even imagine having a doctor gastro person personal number i know i'm fucking

00:57:57.780 lucky i texted the doctor or the the doctor is like yeah her next available appointment is february

00:58:03.440 11th it's not bad are you serious anyway i mean just i made the appointment it goes you know what

00:58:10.980 that's going to be colonoscopy baby i know it's coming really oh yeah because yeah i kind of want

00:58:17.900 to get one anyway i mean i'm young to get it well yeah no it'll be great um doctor i don't want to

00:58:26.340 go under though about it doctor what my ears perk up dr b our gut health guy said what remember hey

00:58:32.940 team oh yeah he's like he's like i like cheated he's a doctor like he's like i like like cheated

00:58:38.860 the insurance so i could like get it at 30 or something like instead of 40 or whatever it's

00:58:42.420 supposed to be yeah or 40 instead of 50 i think they're lowering it but lowering the age due to

00:58:48.840 horrifying cancers um what's that youth for you i'm not sure what it's doing you know what i'm

00:58:55.800 really going through so hard snail mucin in the spray bottle from class rx well it's one of the

00:59:03.400 things that you'll just i mean i'm never not like out of snail mucin i mean it works for everything

00:59:09.680 i think can you lima with that i mean i i do course yeah i mean i lima dries you know you

00:59:17.740 seem to because i don't drag i still i leave it in a spot for a three-minute treatment yeah

00:59:22.200 trick-or-treaters do you feel that wrapping up energy yeah i kind of feel that let me bring it

00:59:29.500 back do you feel do you feel the energy of wrapping up yeah 15 years no i i can't and i refuse

00:59:37.540 it's too upsetting dirty dancing when they're like

00:59:41.100 doing a dirty dancing he's like i don't know how much longer this is gonna be around

00:59:47.320 I don't remember.

00:59:50.760 One thing I was going to say, Halloween coming up and kind of,

00:59:56.380 because last night at your house, you usually do Halloween decorations,

00:59:59.160 but yours aren't up yet.

01:00:00.700 I couldn't help but notice.

01:00:01.600 Did you see the pumpkin?

01:00:02.580 There was a small one.

01:00:03.440 I put that out by the door for you. 0.99

01:00:05.580 Damn, I didn't. 0.99

01:00:06.520 Last minute I grabbed it. 0.99

01:00:07.580 That's really cute.

01:00:08.260 I missed it.

01:00:09.380 I got kind of excited going, oh, my God, this is.

01:00:12.140 My ghoul.

01:00:12.640 I think I'm, apparently there's trick-or-treaters in the neighborhood.

01:00:15.080 and i go i want to do that by the way i want to formally invite you

01:00:18.560 yeah to come over on halloween if you'd like to feed trick-or-treaters and have a drink 0.99

01:00:23.320 feed them it's a thursday night which is the true you know you don't fuck i think it's a 0.98

01:00:29.460 thursday but you don't fuck around it's it's halloween night is when it's celebrated oh yeah 1.00

01:00:33.540 you don't fuck i'll go to a party sure but you know what i mean no no come i actually i bristle 0.99

01:00:38.420 at the halloween party i don't one day sure i'll decorate i'll dress up heidi klum style but i 0.99

01:00:42.840 don't it's strange i just don't i'm so much more excited by the idea of trick-or-treaters than i

01:00:47.640 am going to a party yeah well i wanted to do remember i didn't i say it on this podcast my

01:00:53.280 scary movies plus remember i was gonna i was gonna throw a a party here where the scary movies going

01:01:01.100 all night there's whatever delicious foods and and and drinks and then we're interrupted by

01:01:07.060 trick-or-treaters throughout so far so it's interesting that you well that's kind of

01:01:11.160 commandeered that will that's that's um what i'm gonna do all right well i'll think about

01:01:18.280 whether i say no i'm having it i'll go back to the previous episodes and look so just just to

01:01:26.780 remind everyone link in bio on instagram you can still go to it via the website i mean via the

01:01:32.600 instagram website it's a website folks instagram.com yeah totally yeah so like you know do we

01:01:38.300 have a website does poog have a website i've always wondered don't we we well we have um

01:01:44.560 we have pooglab.com and then i've secured two other domains but again but we'll have updates

01:01:51.260 those might no longer be names that are under our usage wouldn't you say that we'll have that

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01:02:24.480 others others i mean us well yeah i was trying to open up the show concept

01:02:31.780 oh okay right right right it's us and and i'm actually getting a little upset right now because

01:02:37.360 i feel like i'm not really into this i'm kind of negativity no it's not negative i'm getting a mo

01:02:43.940 i'm getting emotional at the idea that this is the last poog episode it's not true i don't know

01:02:53.280 maybe i'm just one of these like you know fools who's like see you later timmy like you know

01:02:59.040 knowing it's death but but i don't really i think this is this is a um a needed rupture 0.94

01:03:08.580 yeah okay link in bio i think this is an invigoration and listen we're not taking

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - October 15, 2024

Goodbye Poog

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