Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Does Kate Have Covid？

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00:01:34.820 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:01:36.300 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:01:37.400 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

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00:01:49.320 Today's topic, loosely speaking, cocoa, shrunken jeans, the perfect summer sandal.

00:01:55.000 Kate, you look so pretty today.

00:01:58.080 No.

00:01:58.980 You look beautiful, Kate.

00:02:00.220 No way.

00:02:01.560 You look gorgeous. 1.00

00:02:02.640 Well, I feel like shit. 1.00

00:02:04.120 You feel like shit? 1.00

00:02:05.020 So here it is. 1.00

00:02:06.540 I'm setting you up.

00:02:07.460 I'm setting you up for the listeners.

00:02:09.220 Okay, so this is so crazy.

00:02:12.180 I think I have COVID.

00:02:14.400 And I'll say, I want to say, first of all, I'm vaccinated.

00:02:17.620 Yes.

00:02:18.120 Mild case.

00:02:19.380 Very lucky to be fully vaccinated.

00:02:21.400 Yes.

00:02:21.660 And again, who knows?

00:02:23.280 I'm going to get a test tomorrow.

00:02:25.000 I was tested a couple of days ago, negative, but I think it was too early to tell.

00:02:28.640 But I was exposed to someone who has COVID, who is symptomatic, who is not vaccinated.

00:02:32.980 Wow.

00:02:33.180 And I, yesterday, started to feel a little strange, a little body ache, a little sleepy.

00:02:41.060 I'm sorry.

00:02:41.860 I just want to be clear.

00:02:43.260 I just want to be clear.

00:02:44.920 I feel the need in order to stay in this conversation with you.

00:02:48.020 Like, I feel the need to, like, essentially be like, so I'm chuckling at literally everything

00:02:52.200 Kate says, right?

00:02:53.140 and i i i hope that our listeners can roll with that because no no we're by the way if i were

00:02:59.900 deathly ill yeah i feel thank god because i'm vaccinated if i do in fact have covid hopefully

00:03:06.580 this is worse this is as bad as it gets and it's a mild case yeah i feel like i i don't know if

00:03:12.320 having a lisp is a side effect of covid but i swear to god are you hearing this like i can't

00:03:17.600 hear myself but i swear yesterday my speech seemed a little weird or is it the fact that i just had a

00:03:21.920 really cold smoothie i don't know but um oh it's the smoothie i know that feeling okay okay and by

00:03:27.240 the way i could also just have like a small flu like that or something that's the thing it's like

00:03:31.660 also having not been exposed to people for a full year yeah and then being around people more it

00:03:36.720 seems like okay well maybe my immune system i i don't goddamn know how it works but all i know is

00:03:41.800 i don't feel great yeah okay and um and i'm a very i'm psychosomatic hypochondria all of that

00:03:47.980 But this is I'm I'm confident, like, I'm like, no, this isn't that like there is I do.

00:03:54.340 I am experiencing mild symptoms.

00:03:56.660 Well, also, this is not how you act when you're worrying that you might have a stroke.

00:04:02.800 It's a totally different energy.

00:04:04.260 You know what I mean?

00:04:05.140 Yeah.

00:04:05.540 Yeah.

00:04:05.860 I'm sure the listeners can hear, you know, it's like it's like it's like a different

00:04:10.080 thing.

00:04:10.600 And that's I mean, it could also still be that doesn't mean it's covid.

00:04:14.480 It could be a flu.

00:04:15.440 It could be anything.

00:04:16.140 Totally.

00:04:16.420 And I'm getting, like I said, I'm getting a test tomorrow, but, you know, it still can be inconclusive.

00:04:21.720 You know, I was all about the theater of testing, right?

00:04:24.440 It's really kind of not, it's largely inconclusive, but I don't know.

00:04:29.400 I'm, um.

00:04:30.360 What are your symptoms?

00:04:31.360 Aching bones.

00:04:32.100 Oh, wow.

00:04:32.480 I have body aches and I feel tired.

00:04:34.700 Like I got a lot of sleep last night and the previous night.

00:04:37.340 I woke up this morning and it was this weird thing where I knew I was fully rested.

00:04:40.740 Like mentally, my eyes, doll eyes, flooded awake at 645.

00:04:44.340 If you can believe it.

00:04:46.420 And I got up and I was like, Oh no. And I just really did not feel good. And like had coffee

00:04:53.840 that really, and then I just really had to get back into bed. And I texted you. I was like,

00:04:57.080 I'm gonna have to cancel the whole day because I just don't feel, and even right now I just don't

00:05:00.520 feel, I just kind of want to crawl into bed. I took a bath this morning. Um, did you, and, uh,

00:05:08.200 I don't mean to lead the witness. Okay. Did you, um, think I'm sick before you heard that you were

00:05:16.960 exposed to someone? No, you didn't. I felt what I heard. I know. So I like this. This is good.

00:05:22.680 I don't want COVID. So I, um, I, uh, I heard that and I felt, okay, let me really go back to the

00:05:30.620 moment. Let me go back to the moment. I heard that my friend had tested positive who I just spent

00:05:37.280 time in a car with a closed space dinners like very outdoor space but then also definitely

00:05:43.600 indoor no i felt normal at the time and then it wasn't until i'd say almost 24 hours later i

00:05:50.480 started to feel something oh i see so that's actually interesting because in a way you're

00:05:54.440 suggesting it wasn't like the moment i heard i was exposed i looked down at my body and checked in

00:06:00.180 you know and go oh oh god i am yeah no but still at the same time hearing that info could

00:06:06.900 you know it doesn't mean something yeah or i just at least it wasn't you were i don't know i i don't

00:06:14.200 know i don't know what i'm doing no further questions i i here's how i know personally

00:06:19.520 that i'm not feeling well is that i canceled therapy which is shocking zoom therapy how much

00:06:24.000 easier and my therapist was like how about i call you just for a check-in like how's your anxiety

00:06:29.320 level she was like worried about my anxiety level i was like i mean god bless her but so she called

00:06:33.740 me and then of course it became a full session it was actually a great session yeah and she's

00:06:37.780 like how are you feeling now it's like the same it's really important to not give them just the

00:06:42.360 improvement they're asking for yeah at the end no i felt i it actually was a great session i felt

00:06:48.880 psychologically like oh well but the body aches were still there and yeah just like right now i

00:06:55.200 just don't oh it's just kind of a creepy feeling it will be um humorous later if you don't have

00:07:04.160 covid because this will be you know this will be this will be remember when kate had covid

00:07:07.540 remember the day when kate had covid you know what i mean yeah no i and i even see that cough

00:07:13.760 okay earlier earlier i swear i was coughing and i was like oh and like if this is just a little bug

00:07:21.300 it could just be that i suppose no it's really hysterical because that i am i've fallen sort of

00:07:27.800 silent and sorry oh i thought that was a i thought that was you feeling out if you could generate a

00:07:32.780 cough symptom i might actually take you know what i think i might do take tylenol yeah yesterday i

00:07:39.200 took some tylenol when i had the vaccine and i felt horrible tylenol really helped folks yeah

00:07:43.260 they told us that tylenol was the answer i mean it might have been a whisper campaign by tylenol

00:07:47.900 people but they were like thailand on that avil do you remember that i do remember that oh i

00:07:52.240 remember that i forget why there were reasons oh by the way mark hyman is in our pocket i think

00:07:56.880 we're getting there what do you mean what are you talking about someone reached out oh i saw

00:08:00.200 that something who works yes yes yes oh mark okay and so we're getting there this is our third week

00:08:05.100 in a row of mentioning dr mark hyman and i just want to point out i was gonna i brought it up

00:08:10.900 because i am curious how did that oh it just reminded me of him because of supplements where

00:08:15.520 you're right you're moaning i just want to be clear it's actually important i i i think we

00:08:19.760 should say that you know i feel for our editor okay theta because i make sudden jumps at times

00:08:26.400 in the midst of speaking that i fear she may be misrepresented as having made a crass and sharp

00:08:32.960 edit jump cut yeah and it's like no that was me you know so i just but anyway i just yeah i sprung

00:08:38.860 to hymen by the way i'm truly good i have to rise from my chair to go get tylenol no i figured you

00:08:43.000 were going to have to rise from your chair i i just got i just started to feel really sad for

00:08:46.900 myself well that's the next level i mean i don't know if that'll help do you think feeling sorry

00:08:52.280 for myself will help i think it's a grand idea okay you know i'm gonna do i was joking get the

00:08:57.700 Tylenol let me get back in bed okay hang on right back i'm gonna keep talking while she's gone um

00:09:03.860 gosh kate no i i've fallen oddly silent there's a what's the word gentile um what is it gentile

00:09:11.860 I mean, I'm not saying Gentile, so a John Teal quality to sort of how I'm reacting.

00:09:18.640 I'm handling Kate differently, if anyone's noticed, because COVID has come into play. 0.76

00:09:23.500 And it's like if it's COVID and I'm sort of like being rude to Kate.

00:09:26.220 Oh, there it is. She's back.

00:09:27.380 There's the Tylenol, baby.

00:09:28.580 I feel myself kind of falling silent in respect for the potential of you having COVID.

00:09:34.280 You know, like I'm sort of like, OK, I guess today is a special episode like that feeling.

00:09:39.640 if you were me if you were me Jacqueline if you were me fully vaccinated maybe have a COVID

00:09:43.400 mild case would you be freaking out it'd be fine um yeah I I don't know I mean I'm opening my show

00:09:51.480 in uh 13 days so I'm glad we didn't go out to dinner last night I guess well I would never

00:09:57.800 have done that I would never have done that like when I heard oh no that my friend had COVID I

00:10:02.600 I don't mean post you knowing I mean like before you know I was supposed to you know what's you

00:10:07.300 You know, it's funny to me is like, I wanted some like medal of honor because I was texting

00:10:10.840 with a friend about hanging out.

00:10:11.920 And then I was like, I just got a text that my friend has COVID.

00:10:15.040 And they were like, yeah, yeah, let's postpone.

00:10:17.060 And I was like, and then my other friend I told who I'm supposed to see tonight.

00:10:20.360 And she was like, oh, I don't care.

00:10:21.520 You don't have COVID.

00:10:22.140 You're fully vaxxed.

00:10:22.800 Like, there's no way you got it.

00:10:23.960 And I was like, I was like, I don't feel 100%.

00:10:25.980 She was like, I don't care.

00:10:27.340 And I was like, okay.

00:10:29.420 But like, you shouldn't, you should cancel.

00:10:31.200 No, no, I'm going to.

00:10:31.980 I'm certainly going to, particularly since I feel.

00:10:33.860 because it's just like you have to deal with her for a week especially today i i don't if i felt

00:10:40.160 totally totally fine that would be one thing but because i feel i'm gonna have to cancel am i

00:10:48.180 frozen to you oh you are now i always rub my face and my forehead and the side of my face when

00:10:54.120 talking it's it's really cute something thing i've noticed uh in some of the the poog videos

00:10:58.320 no but you know i think wait i was just gonna say oh yeah the medal of honor for for you want a

00:11:02.700 medal of honor for canceling social plans look how adult i am just being like i think i should

00:11:08.120 tell you that i have no absolutely you know i just felt like i was like wow look who's grown up yeah

00:11:12.800 no and i think especially for you who relies intensely on dinners for plans to sustain

00:11:20.760 yourself right like for you to cancel a social plan when you could have hidden you know it's bad

00:11:26.560 you know it's bad let alone a steak dinner there was a steak on the horizon there was a lychee

00:11:31.780 alicertini my new favorite alicertini at jar yeah okay i went last night sorry oh my god because

00:11:37.900 it's not my first time you said to me yesterday have you been to jar and i was like i've been

00:11:41.240 many times my favorite steakhouse you're like you're like you've never been to jar correct

00:11:44.460 or whatever and i was like and so i actually decided that i would utilize a jar in our home

00:11:52.200 a jar visit and we would go somewhere else like that i've never been okay that's sort of what i

00:11:57.900 was like because i know you'd be able to bring me somewhere i've never been no we'll go somewhere

00:12:00.820 knew that'll be fun you've never been to muso and frank's right okay i own muso and frank's okay i

00:12:06.340 live steps from muso and frank's i am muso and frank's and i'm not one of these people who acts

00:12:10.400 like it there's it's kitschy actually i'm muso and frank's and i have a i have a loyalty card

00:12:14.900 that i lost but that they gave me okay so muso and frank's is like a hundred plus years old

00:12:21.140 yeah there's a waiter there that looks like a ghost in the sense that i don't mean he's like

00:12:25.440 He looks old and like decrepit.

00:12:28.120 He looks like a young man from 1906.

00:12:33.660 Sort of walking through the joint, you know, and no one else see him.

00:12:37.580 And you're like, OK, they're all in, you know, they're like formal waiter dress wear, steakhouse dress wear.

00:12:43.480 Like, but his like the fabric looks ever so slightly different because it's from the 1920s.

00:12:47.920 His is wool. You know, it just there's a guy whose face looks exactly like a waiter from then.

00:12:53.460 anyway beautiful beautiful you're frozen which is really hard yeah we'll get to the end of this

00:12:58.400 segment what's it like to stare at a photo of me and only hear me i don't know i don't like it i

00:13:03.760 guess you could just look away yeah it's better to just close your eyes and imagine we're in the

00:13:07.880 darkness together i need to oh talk about oh my rash is gone i feel like last week what's going

00:13:13.980 on with me physically i'll just say last week listeners may remember i had a rash remember

00:13:19.200 and then i was like oh and they were like it could get better before it gets worse christmas

00:13:22.280 tree formation on the torso gave me a little topical cream it's itching a couple nights of

00:13:26.660 the cream baby it's gone the rash is gone wow dermatology wins my mother is big on fact checking

00:13:32.140 these these episodes well i say this because it reminded me because first she was like i feel bad

00:13:36.140 about kate's rash or something she sent that to me oh no no she goes she goes poor kate poor kate

00:13:41.760 and her rash or whatever okay oh my god it makes me feel so loved and i write back when i write

00:13:45.860 back she's fine okay i just wrote back she's fine like mother she's fine you know like almost like

00:13:50.200 Like, like, I'm not letting my mother and you go spiral together.

00:13:55.120 And then she said that.

00:13:57.200 And then she goes, you did go to the dermatologist once as a teen for pimples.

00:14:00.940 OK.

00:14:01.680 And I was like, I was like, mother, I believe I said I've been to the dermatologist like once or something.

00:14:07.340 And I meant in adulthood.

00:14:08.480 I was like, the like was there for a reason.

00:14:11.220 OK. 0.65

00:14:11.780 But yeah, she fact checks.

00:14:13.360 And anyway, it's well, I'm excited for your mom to know that I'm fine.

00:14:16.960 But now it seems I may have cocoa.

00:14:20.200 Coco. Honestly, first time I've heard it said. Thank you. I actually thought I coined Coco at

00:14:25.680 the very beginning, but it's still kind of was abstract kind of like, what is that real? And

00:14:29.680 then of course it swept the world casualties. And Oh, I thought you meant the term Coco swept the

00:14:34.920 world. Um, no Coco never swept. Well there, it, it sure will now it sure will now hit big in some

00:14:42.360 conversations I had. Oh, it hits big. Cause it really hit big for me. I said it, I said a couple

00:14:47.440 weeks ago in new york people doing the wave yeah screaming yeah ew okay i can't i just i just did

00:14:52.820 the wave joke i'm actually okay i'm not fit to print right now you're fit to print because

00:14:58.960 honestly you doing the wave joke which i have to be honest i don't think i've ever heard anyone

00:15:03.080 make a joke about the wave no no no well maybe about the wave but like i guess like what you're

00:15:06.800 saying is like almost like people were throwing their panties at me that kind of thing right

00:15:10.020 yeah like people going nuts people are like but you you referencing the wave did get me it got

00:15:16.040 me hard and then you saying coco and me taking a second going what's she talking about okay yeah

00:15:20.400 yeah it got me as well i thought you were talking about coco at the pumpkin patch again or something

00:15:25.280 okay oh my god coco jamie lee curtis saying coco yeah coco the bread girl but she's anti-vax

00:15:32.220 she's anti-vax baby yeah she's vehemently anti-vax so many of these people that i follow 0.98

00:15:39.340 because they make like there's this like sauerkraut like bitch who i've been following 0.99

00:15:42.820 for years and i used to like truly one time like dm'd her like i love your crowd and now and now 1.00

00:15:49.720 she's one of these like absolute maniacs who goes to the farmer's market and is like presenting her 0.99

00:15:55.040 rights and it's like it states in the constitution that i am able to not wear a mask you know it's 0.90

00:16:00.160 like one of these absolute like maniacs wow yeah and so she has like instagram lives of her like

00:16:05.600 infiltrating farmer's markets maskless and everyone's like no please just put a mask on 0.90

00:16:09.900 and she's like it's my medical right not to and i almost engaged on her sauerkraut like page i

00:16:15.960 almost engaged and i was like kate stop and i of course i removed myself from the trigger yes and

00:16:22.960 um yes took a shower i think i mean oh god to get back in the bath do you think epsom salt would be

00:16:29.640 good don't you have a lot of persoma bath bags that they sent us god you're good yes of heavenly

00:16:37.120 i mean truly i'm gonna do persoma one of the like they're intense and what i like about them is they

00:16:41.540 like destroy the bath okay like like in a way what do you mean i don't like that i mean no i

00:16:45.860 knew i know it's a joke i mean but like what i mean is like i took the charcoal bath okay and

00:16:50.900 yeah there's charcoal i mean you gotta you gotta just rinse it off at the end but i like kind of

00:16:55.060 the idea that like these are ingredients that like the goal here yeah they're real in enough

00:17:01.000 that you're gonna have to soak you're gonna have to clean your basin after using them versus mass

00:17:05.640 market products which are like well no one will buy it if it lingers in the bathtub right all right

00:17:10.380 i see what you're saying it's just you know detergent well i have epsom salts i was thinking

00:17:14.920 doing that but maybe i'll do a persimma bath salt so do a persimma bath how hot do you get it

00:17:19.760 lobster boiling screaming no i can barely stand hot water in truth wait really yeah i i've actually

00:17:26.040 had to learn and i've learned in recent days and we're gonna go to one week we'll go to break and

00:17:29.580 then talk baths right because i'm frozen for the listeners as they know you're frozen it's affecting

00:17:34.700 the work. C.S. is affecting everything. So we

00:17:36.740 go to break and then we'll talk about that when we get back because there's a lot to say.

00:17:42.240 This is

00:17:42.760 Ryder Strong and I have a new podcast called

00:17:44.900 The Red Weather. It was

00:17:46.980 many and many a year ago

00:17:49.120 in a kingdom by the sea.

00:17:51.500 In 1995, my neighbor

00:17:53.120 Anna Trainor disappeared from a commune.

00:17:55.340 It was hard to wrap your head around. It was

00:17:56.900 nature and trees and praying

00:17:59.180 and drugs. So no, I

00:18:01.180 am not your

00:18:02.280 and back then i lied to my parents i lied to police i lied to everybody there were years

00:18:09.920 right where i could not say your name i've decided to go back to my hometown in northern

00:18:13.840 california interview my friends family talk to police journalists whomever i can to try to find

00:18:19.100 out what actually happened isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:18:23.720 and not the obvious boyfriend they have had this case for 30 years i'll teach you sons of

00:18:29.380 You come around here with my wife.

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00:19:09.680 or wherever you listen to podcasts i was tricking you i froze my face as a gag okay like

00:19:20.320 kate's missing it all i'm doing clown work for kate she's unless kate's frozen or you're just

00:19:27.400 frozen in terror no i just i was frozen i was frozen in terror of the idea of being a long

00:19:31.960 hauler a long haul trucker long haul covid oh oh i see like watch me be the person who got double

00:19:38.660 vaxxed it was like very careful what does long hauler mean you mean symptoms for life

00:19:43.720 i mean life who knows but people who get really really sick and just really kind of can't get

00:19:48.940 out from underneath covid it's a nightmare although i really believe that's what the vax

00:19:53.140 protects you from fully i mean that's the whole thing right correct i think i think you're safe

00:19:58.120 it's even just like it's even just like i just had this flash of like many many months ago i

00:20:04.240 started watching the hulu doc on covid it's called like completely under control it's actually very

00:20:09.320 good i had to turn it off because i was like why am i self-mutilating with this like i'm so scared

00:20:13.460 of covid and i'm watching this and it's terrifying and it's all about just like the absolute like

00:20:18.460 systemic failure yes to control it you know systemic failure is so satisfying to say because

00:20:23.960 it's so complete like yeah wide systemic failure yeah all right go on and um no i was gonna say

00:20:31.520 like i just had this vision of taking a bath and then watching the covid doc and kind of being

00:20:35.280 like this idea of like me having covid what would it be like to watch the doc with covid inside me

00:20:39.920 like well like well i don't want to do that you know like like the sentience of the covid like

00:20:47.080 what does the covid do when it hears itself being talked about yeah exactly and i swear to god i'm

00:20:52.540 not kidding i'm like give it to me because no i just i feel like a heaviness in my chest okay yeah

00:20:58.040 i also just got sad because a friend just texted me do you have plans tonight

00:21:02.740 and wait and so you're sad you were really funny you know that wait this reminds me oh no no i just

00:21:09.160 want to take a minute with this because your self-dramatization reaches like it reaches just

00:21:13.720 amazing heights no no i'm so please don't think i am yeah you're self-pity i just i'm truly like

00:21:19.820 it's wonderful okay like for example you do this thing where you choose almost like i go fix it

00:21:26.480 and that can be a problem okay i'm like fix it fix it let's fix it right you go settle into it and

00:21:31.760 then see how you like the narrative of the whole thing right and and go like you're like well i

00:21:36.340 have covid what does that look like you know what i mean okay and like you're like can you believe

00:21:40.920 Kate has COVID like I can almost see you like okay you're like Kaperland has COVID okay or

00:21:46.320 whatever right but then wait shit I was gonna oh I know what it was like a similar example okay 0.87

00:21:51.560 similar and different and similar again you not long ago before going on a trip okay yeah you 0.95

00:21:58.340 know you're texting me that your jeans you know shrunk in the dryer okay and you're like you're

00:22:05.000 like the night before i leave okay you're like you're like like a series of texts the night

00:22:11.200 before i leave and it's like the series of texts it's almost like in my mind like dramatic beats

00:22:15.640 like let me take a beat let that land you know and then and then you deliver the next one and

00:22:19.600 you're like chocolate chocolate okay i'm absolutely dying you're like you're like

00:22:23.740 why don't you go next oh oh you go you go you go i finally found a pair that fits me well and

00:22:28.720 flatters me okay genius because it's like and then you go and then you go there was another

00:22:39.520 layer i finally found a pair that fits me and i'm like solutions you know obsessed okay no matter

00:22:45.060 how little whatever and so i'm like yeah i'm like you could try that thing where you get in the

00:22:48.620 bathtub wearing your jeans okay yeah and the water stretches them out and then they dry naturally

00:22:52.760 that's the way of supposedly stretching out shrunken clothing okay just re-soaking it basically

00:22:57.360 and letting it dry naturally yeah you go there's no time i leave tomorrow okay

00:23:02.260 you know like just like there's no time for that now yeah but it actually this is a vain story

00:23:15.220 wait go on i'll let you respond to my because i've spoken no i just i just gonna say it's just

00:23:19.400 too funny because the jean saga again i was like finally the place in my life i was like i have

00:23:24.300 good jeans like this is great and then your life and then and then i barely i so then they shrunk

00:23:32.700 and i was feeling so upset i texted you i texted my mother no right you went out wide

00:23:37.920 i cast a wide net honestly and a third friend too no because you know and a third friend who

00:23:43.880 was like who was like i would cry this is a huge question right and that's probably you probably

00:23:47.920 got what you wanted there right I mean I just feel like that's I I I just can't help it like

00:23:55.300 to me because I my whatever ego if I had given you the solution and it worked the joy I would 0.90

00:24:02.320 have felt right if you got in that fucking bath yeah yeah it stretched out Jacqueline they fit 0.93

00:24:06.500 now right the funnier part a couple of days later the jeans are totally fine well do you ever like 0.98

00:24:12.240 buy jeans like I remember like at the diesel store okay like it was like a whole thing they

00:24:16.900 were like you need to buy them in store so tight that you basically think these are horrifying

00:24:22.360 but beyond buying to do that beyond buying like because they're like they will stretch like eight

00:24:27.200 sizes and it's like it's a terrifying thing to buy that in the store but it's true i mean i feel so

00:24:32.780 geriatric sometimes in my clothing purchases from my comfort oh yeah and i'm kind of like actually

00:24:37.840 it's time to dispel the myth of comfort like or i don't know actually that's not true i just mean

00:24:42.380 that like i bought these shoes i bought shoes about like i'm constantly on the quest for my

00:24:47.580 whole life for the perfect summer sandal oh wow i'll tell you right now i found them no but um

00:24:52.680 actually this is a big topic the perfect summer sandal all right go on go on i have a lot to say

00:24:56.640 i'm excited about this other one i'm wearing them uh-oh the pain is real right i'm walking

00:25:00.440 10 blocks turns into 15 blocks i'm in hell okay and i've lost the story there's nothing oh i just

00:25:06.420 was gonna say yeah that then i found the comfortable ones and i was like the tightness

00:25:10.280 around there's something about it's like it's my mother's influence on me of like choosing kind of

00:25:15.100 like comfort and it's like why i had a wheelie backpack like i had a wheelie backpack wow which

00:25:20.820 is like because i was worried about protecting my back as like a 60 pound eighth grader yes you

00:25:26.680 know what i mean like i had like yes i was like a tiny like and i was like well the lumbar support

00:25:31.860 like i was fixated on protecting my back you were right frankly from a couple textbooks you were

00:25:36.660 right I mean those bags at what cost I was had a wheelie backpack you know I was pathetic did

00:25:41.940 you roll it or did you just oh I rolled it you rolled it around school out to the bus etc 0.99

00:25:47.840 rolled it around school oh wow goddamn nerd did anyone else have them did anyone else mock them 0.99

00:25:53.620 the only other people that had them were the absolute you know bottom nerds it was like 0.99

00:25:58.520 so you have that thing in you you have that thing in you like to me like but i was one of them no

00:26:05.820 right but nonetheless okay like like i well no i mean i'm not mean though no it's so interesting

00:26:13.740 because i i because it's that thing where for you to just say the bottom nerds or whatever right

00:26:18.420 and not make a big deal out of it like it's like the thing we're talking about about beauty like 0.89

00:26:23.940 it's actually more respectful okay to be like they were goddamn nerd yes or just even to be like 0.81

00:26:29.420 they were socially at the bottom okay like that's a fact versus me who like would never say that 0.95

00:26:34.040 because i couldn't utter the words their own community right right okay you know the people

00:26:38.080 the robotics um team yeah or whatever those sweet girls yeah just like but like you wheeling it

00:26:45.360 around i befriended them like i had no do you know what i mean like i wasn't a bully so i can call

00:26:50.300 them nerds because I had the wheelie backpack no one would kiss me either you know so I had like

00:26:54.740 a fluid I had a social fluidity at that age no first of all I know what you mean though about

00:27:00.580 you do have like this this thing that I recognize from your almost from your mother that is kind of

00:27:07.120 like this comfortable chic that you you that slips into your other efforts but it's very chic I think

00:27:13.760 Like you in the kind of like gently orthotic, like slipper marketed to 70 year olds or whatever.

00:27:22.580 Right.

00:27:23.640 Or a sandal.

00:27:24.640 But if we may, I'd like to talk about the question of the perfect summer sandal.

00:27:28.240 OK.

00:27:28.540 Yes.

00:27:28.900 I want to talk about the different sandals we've experienced in our life, what they meant to us.

00:27:32.540 OK.

00:27:32.880 And what the perfect summer sandal criteria is.

00:27:35.120 Well, I want to say right now that the sandals that I just bought, I'm about to buy two pairs.

00:27:38.900 OK.

00:27:39.080 That's how serious I am.

00:27:39.900 All right.

00:27:40.100 And so I chronically buy two pairs of the same shoe.

00:27:42.600 chronically it means three times i think three times actually almost that's chronic i can't stop

00:27:46.940 making that sound that i'm really sorry for people who are disgusted by it i actually think it's cute

00:27:49.880 okay but there was this camper made this brand camper brand i was about to say don't say the

00:27:54.660 brand let's sell the whole i'm not saying that this is the sandal i'm saying in the past i had

00:27:59.520 a camper okay but don't say the brand of the good sandal yet i have a plan i might actually never

00:28:04.160 say it involves getting rich okay but take us through take us through no i'm just gonna say

00:28:08.820 that i found the summer sandal i bought the pair i love them i said you know what i'm getting another

00:28:13.100 pair oh no so this is a classic thing with me i never know how big my feet are like my my feet

00:28:18.920 are mutable like they they they shape shift fluid they're socially they experience fluidity much

00:28:24.280 like your social stature my feet are liminal truly i feel like i don't know and so i also this is like

00:28:30.740 a classic ocd thing is that i'll spend like four hours in a shoe store unable to decide am i 39 or

00:28:36.400 40 39 or 40 or no the 39 and a half and i will i have truly spiraled out with this and it's like

00:28:42.380 very unpleasant like i can't make a decision and i'm terrified of making the wrong one of course

00:28:46.140 and it's happened to me like there was a and also the classic it's all about the summer sandal and

00:28:50.680 the boot okay living in new york for many years you need the boot right so i found a boot that i

00:28:55.660 liked four hours in the store which size went with the one that was slightly smaller okay next day

00:29:00.200 walking around got the wrong ones got the wrong ones i go back can i turn them in absolutely not

00:29:04.400 it's um yeah wow absolutely out of complete anger i bought a second pair and a half size larger you

00:29:11.560 got them you showed them right and i was like yeah i showed them so then i had identical shoes

00:29:17.980 half size apart and i was like then i convinced myself no this is good yeah of course one i can

00:29:22.580 wear kind of like one i can kind of keep pristine it's more of a stepping out boot and the other one

00:29:26.500 is kind of a hit the pavement boot okay yes and so the same thing happened to me with another

00:29:30.320 sandal right right agonized over the size convinced myself i had the wrong size bought a second one

00:29:35.660 and then the ones that i like the most got a little scuffed up so i bought a third of the

00:29:40.160 exact same shoe and i would rotate them for years and i had i had the pristine pair i had to hit the

00:29:45.880 pavement pair yes and then i had the pair that was like the backup wait but a third of the original

00:29:51.100 shoe there's a third of the original shoe and wait what what size was that you were in a three

00:29:55.240 size spread? Oh, no, no. The second one. The second one of one size. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hold

00:30:01.660 up. Right. Doubles of one. Okay. Okay. So the one you got, the one you got doubles in is the true

00:30:06.020 size, arguably. Yeah. And what size was that? Was it the bigger or the smaller? I don't remember.

00:30:10.620 I believe it was the one that was smaller. I have a huge question. I eventually buy shoes that are

00:30:14.820 too big. Okay. There it is. Cause I was going to say, this is what I wanted to say. This is what

00:30:17.820 I was going to ask. Okay. Cause I thought about this the other day. I'm so scared of being

00:30:21.820 constrained exactly okay i thought about the other day i thought was i raised to more fear a shoe

00:30:27.720 being too big or a shoe being too small i'm thinking of myself with my mother in the shoe

00:30:31.560 store as a child which was fraught by the way i just want to say it was deeply fraught from the

00:30:35.420 time i was four because we had this problem which was anytime the shoe salesman brought out a shoe

00:30:41.380 like maybe you'd like to try this one i'd like like glance at my mother and like i felt i didn't

00:30:46.580 want to say i don't like it yeah or no thank you i was like he'll be devastated he'll be devastated

00:30:53.180 he brought up a shoe like it was as if i believed the shoe salesman was the cobbled them himself

00:30:57.860 yes and and even just no that by the way that remains there's nothing worse than somebody in a

00:31:03.900 in a shopping environment oh would you like this i'm going yeah oh god because what are you gonna

00:31:08.380 say no i know and yes right that is the answer theta broke in brilliantly to point out that part

00:31:14.540 of the issue with the shoe salesman is they're kneeling before your feet so so to to say no

00:31:19.860 feels like like you're a king or something yeah you know like using your foot to gesture them to

00:31:25.920 go away like imagine using your instead instead of your hand okay instead of your hand flapping

00:31:32.300 your foot like no like your foot your foot accidentally not shakes it said no instead of

00:31:41.320 your head okay but it's like god remember that metal thing boy was she a dream you know what i

00:31:46.140 i just whined and i think you didn't even hear which is amazing wait what i just like truly felt

00:31:51.540 overwhelmed i was like having i was listening to you and it was so funny and i and i said i don't

00:31:56.640 feel well i did you say it or just think it i said it i'm sorry i didn't hear it you were too small

00:32:02.520 i'm sorry i was soaring and i i was no don't i'm the one that's sorry because i'm i'm actually um

00:32:09.960 can't you just see sorry i just have to get this out this is my obsessive quality just have to get

00:32:13.920 this thing out that's in my head okay still so i moments ago i screamed about remember the metal

00:32:18.400 thing damn okay and meaning the thing they measure your foot in in the 90s and i assume they still

00:32:23.080 have it it's beautiful object can't you see that thing being hung on a cool teenager's wall okay 0.80

00:32:30.800 especially like 30 years from now like those will be rampant in the stores on canal taxidermy

00:32:36.400 it's like a taxidermy equivalent yeah like i remember like in one of these canal street jeans

00:32:41.200 or something like that as like a teenager like we like went into the city okay to like shop in the

00:32:48.060 village or whatever okay and it was like walking around and we go to canal street jeans and i 0.98

00:32:52.580 remember like wanting this like vintage metal pepsi sign you know i'm talking about that shit

00:32:58.460 oh of course okay and being like i want that and like almost like feeling like by getting it and 0.75

00:33:03.080 putting it in my suburban bedroom someone would confuse me for I don't know what like what is

00:33:08.680 that you know what I mean yeah I know it's like but I feel like it's supposed to imply somehow

00:33:13.460 that I like scooped that up as like a true vintage item like on my travels like I don't know it's

00:33:18.500 just like it's a weird thing for a teenage it's like a it's like a misfire in the realm of vintage

00:33:24.920 curation by me as a teen right right right like being like vintage Pepsi means a lot to me vintage

00:33:31.080 all yeah yeah it's like the fact that it's pepsi but anyway it's like people it's like adults who

00:33:36.340 have the subway signs in their apartments in new york it's like oh you know one two three train

00:33:40.800 yes i mean at least those technically serve a purpose right i mean you mean a subway map

00:33:45.300 or just the signage it's like that's a very adolescent thing of like signs are cool no

00:33:49.760 exactly like they're like repurposing signage yeah repurposing signage like and like sometimes

00:33:54.300 it's like i feel like it in part comes from the like look i stole this from the highway like maybe

00:33:58.280 that's the origin a metal sign look i stole this from the highway and then it evolved into canal

00:34:04.680 street jeans buying like pepsi cola what's wrong what's wrong you slipped into fears i'm fading

00:34:10.480 no i actually i'm getting i'm feeling worse okay i'm about to take my temperature okay great let's

00:34:15.160 go to break and you'll take your temperature live on air this is rider strong and i have a new

00:34:22.460 podcast called the red weather it was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea

00:34:29.280 in 1995 my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune it was hard to wrap your head

00:34:34.700 around it was nature and trees and praying and drugs no i am not your guru and back then i lied

00:34:44.040 to my parents i lied to police i lied to everybody there were years right and where i could not say

00:34:49.860 your name i've decided to go back to my hometown in northern california interview my friends

00:34:53.860 family talk to police journalists whomever i can to try to find out what actually happened

00:34:59.100 isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods and not the obvious

00:35:03.120 boyfriend they have had this case for 30 years i'll teach you sons of to come around here and

00:35:08.880 my wife boom boom this is the red weather listen to the red weather on the iheart radio app apple

00:35:16.880 Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:35:46.880 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

00:36:16.880 isn't that a digital shouldn't that give you a temperature quicker than two minutes or

00:36:21.660 my old school all right she's um i've never seen her in a silent medical experience right i've

00:36:27.780 only seen her narrate medical experiences now i'm just seeing kate alone doing it she's making

00:36:33.260 i mean the faces are i'm seeing you as a small child right now i'm seeing you as like a little

00:36:37.720 baby suckling at something god kate silent is devastating i'm just now imagining you at

00:36:44.120 107 and me at your bedside table 98.5 you are funny that's great by the way when i moan

00:36:54.700 completely i moaned during it because i got a ping of nausea right okay no i'm just it's great

00:37:01.980 that you don't have a fever right or no or you're like that is great or you're not you're not or

00:37:07.100 you're not happy because it's not it doesn't sort of like prove anything no i definitely don't want

00:37:11.180 a fever i definitely don't want a fever i just the way i physically feel is the is the cause of

00:37:16.160 concern for me right as we've established i mean i do believe there's a thing which is anytime you

00:37:21.340 take your temperature you are inherently hoping for a fever like i mean i believe on some i believe

00:37:26.080 all people are okay yeah and it's for a thousand reasons one you're like am i really sick okay and

00:37:31.220 it's because you're like if i have a fever then i'm canceling right so it's like but i would also

00:37:35.020 even argue you're hoping for a fever because a fever is information a non-fever is just you're

00:37:40.840 still in the mystery of what's wrong with me you still don't know so it's like it's kind of like

00:37:44.560 we shouldn't even hide the fact that we're hoping for a fever ever in that one sense yeah like even

00:37:50.040 if i don't know it's that thing you'd rather the positive i mean horrible example do i want to give

00:37:56.280 it or not i'll may i'll fictionalize it but like the people like we just want to know we just want

00:38:01.520 to bring suzy home okay when suzy's missing like like where the families are right families are

00:38:07.020 Like, we just want to know now.

00:38:08.780 Like, they're almost saying, like, it's fine if she's dead.

00:38:11.840 We just want to know.

00:38:13.000 Right, right, right.

00:38:13.580 It becomes about knowing, which is kind of a...

00:38:15.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:16.360 It's too dark.

00:38:17.100 Maybe cut it.

00:38:17.700 No, it's not too dark.

00:38:18.740 All right, fine.

00:38:20.140 I feel...

00:38:21.340 I obviously feel as though, you know, earlier this morning I texted you, Jacqueline.

00:38:27.440 Yes.

00:38:28.260 Thinking I might have to cancel.

00:38:29.920 Clear the day.

00:38:30.280 My performance is not up to snuff today.

00:38:33.040 and as i record my my symptoms grow yeah i degrade well i think bring me in something

00:38:41.620 about you know because you know what it also is it's like what do i want right now do i want

00:38:46.100 someone to like sympathy does help i guess but i also don't want worry like i don't want like my

00:38:51.580 mom will be worried and i don't want that i just want like what do i want do i want somebody to

00:38:57.980 feed me broth sure i am reaching out to brodo right now um looking i won't lie okay is nine

00:39:06.340 paragraph email about bone broth in new york city soup emails i'm actually begging them and this is

00:39:11.980 another plug or maybe it's the first in the app who knows but i'm begging them because every day

00:39:16.080 during my new york run of my show get on your knees show.com now on sale for two and a half

00:39:23.640 weeks or so in new york this summer starting june 17th okay i posted on it fast folks i mean the

00:39:29.720 tickets are moving the tickets are moving but oh they're until they're fully sold out i ain't happy

00:39:33.960 okay but we gotta move we gotta move okay well they might be sold out by now actually when this

00:39:38.920 airs okay you know i'm saying when this airs i love that whatever all right yeah pull me back

00:39:43.980 so i drink brodo every day before the show okay wow and brodo is a couple of kiosks and small

00:39:51.680 stores. That's really not the point. Anyway, they sell bone broth. Okay. They sell bone broth.

00:39:58.820 And I got into the habit of drinking that before my show in addition to my quad iced Americano

00:40:06.100 because that's the only food I could take in before performing. Wow. Okay. So I just took my

00:40:11.500 bone broth. I do love broth. What are you putting in the broth? What are your additions? Are you

00:40:15.880 ready? Because the additions, I get almost every addition. Okay. Give it to me now. It's like at

00:40:20.020 subway you can ask for the works you know at subway one way to say it is the works literally

00:40:24.160 that's like formalized on their menu and it means everything so i usually am like i remember the

00:40:27.480 works right you love subway just like me fresh baked bread i'll say it once i'll say it again

00:40:32.500 and i will not let jared win okay in the sense of i will not let jared's disease

00:40:40.500 okay stop me from enjoying anyway so the works the works i get the works at brodo i get the 0.99

00:40:45.740 works at brodo okay what does that include yeah butter oh fuck yeah egg fucking egg yolk 0.98

00:40:53.000 uh not scrambled but you know whipped whipped into it for thickness bone marrow okay whoa 0.99

00:41:00.960 that's that that's actually almost where i draw the line okay then then the seasoning so i would

00:41:05.360 get the texas barbecue i believe oh and i'm wondering if given my patronage earlier and

00:41:11.060 if brodo is on my green room dressing table so to speak okay and all the photos i'm just wondering

00:41:17.020 if brodo would consider a kind of partnership in the form of wouldn't it be nice if that daily

00:41:23.840 brodo was on the house so to speak how much is it let me guess oh yeah yeah yeah eleven dollars

00:41:29.660 it's around there yeah i think it's around there imagine if it was seven and they were like

00:41:34.380 devastated we promoted it as 11 i mean the additions can add up um but i love broth god

00:41:42.080 i mean a broth sponsorship would be well yes and honestly we're open because like for example

00:41:47.380 bona fide i believe bona fide i've been getting their little freezer section uh ones they're in

00:41:52.840 a cup ready to go and um you know whatever bone broth wants to um seduce us you know we're listening

00:41:59.180 we're listening i mean i get i'm giving brodo the shot owl owl sent us some some great broth oh

00:42:05.280 how rude of us to not mention because i think we mentioned them in the past we've mentioned them but

00:42:09.700 how rude i i have a couple jars in there the fact they're a shelf stable i couldn't believe it i

00:42:15.520 believe they're shelf stable for a for a certain amount of time like like like a couple months or

00:42:20.520 something and then you're supposed to refrigerate so i just want to make sure you get on top of that

00:42:24.160 Wow. Thank you. That'd be because, by the way, I went recently to the market with my

00:42:29.520 Capello's coupon that I had from a long time ago. Wow. Proudly plopped down the Capello's pasta.

00:42:35.500 I have a coupon for this. The coupon expired in December. No. And the rage I felt, the pain I

00:42:41.440 felt because those pastas are twelve dollars a box. Where was this? Air one? Yeah. Oh, my God.

00:42:45.620 I was just devastated. And I kind of looked at the guy like, come on. But hasn't Capello's sent

00:42:50.220 you aren't they one of the first people you ever reached out to generally speaking pre-poog pre-poog

00:42:54.400 baby this is like way back yeah way back i reached out to capellas and was like i love your stuff

00:42:59.840 and they have spoiled me you're like i'd love to try the whole line i mean it's kind of sweet

00:43:04.940 right you're like you're like i'm a big fan of the pasta or like not you know whatever but i'd

00:43:09.780 i feel like you were like but i'm really curious about the whole run and then dropped your address

00:43:12.720 right direct dropping of your address i just drop the address and i say just gonna drop this here

00:43:17.420 and then if they don't respond that's fine right but if they do you gotta ask in this life i mean

00:43:24.100 right there's nothing wrong the address i find you drop your address you say hey deal with this

00:43:28.460 what you will yes yeah keep it simple for them wait so let me just think for a second so i want

00:43:34.380 to know how your symptoms were during the brodo talk so when you were talking about the brodo i

00:43:39.780 got yeah it was distracting me from my symptoms which was nice and i was thinking about broth

00:43:44.360 Wow. And I was like, I was also realizing I was like, I have to fully cancel the other stuff, other stuff today. I can't do it. And that's really interesting because I'm actually intrigued that you think of other things while we're talking. I literally mean that. I don't mean it. No. And I don't mean it as like, fuck you. I literally mean because I am like, my brain is like a tunnel on your face when we're talking. Like, I can't explain it. Like, like, again, like, and this is my ADD hyper focus. Like, my leg is up on a second chair. I don't remember putting it there.

00:44:14.360 yeah yeah like you know what i'm saying like my coffee's balanced on my leg i don't know it's

00:44:18.560 like interesting yeah i'm envious i'd rather have your tunnel focus than me here kind of i'm i am

00:44:24.120 absorbed and distracted by feeling sick and being like holy shit i have covid like that i do feel

00:44:30.900 that that is the defining quality of the day for me so what are the symptoms like now i just have 0.60

00:44:36.160 full-blown body aches the last time i felt like this is when i got the vaccine i have a question

00:44:40.020 what is a body ache i really wish i knew i experienced it during you know that feeling

00:44:44.680 when your breath feels sick yes you breathe out the air i'm having that you don't mean like the

00:44:49.060 scent of it you mean like no as you breathe out it feels like a vibration or something yeah yeah

00:44:54.680 like it's just it's a feeling i haven't had in a long time is it in like the chest cavity kind of

00:44:58.440 that feeling that like heaviness of the breath just like a heaviness and like so i took my

00:45:02.460 temperature i was like i feel kind of warm i feel you're saying i took my temperature

00:45:06.620 is hysterical because it's like we know you did it live you did it live three and a half minutes

00:45:12.940 ago or whatever you're like you're like because you're already narrating in the future like you're

00:45:16.820 already like talking to someone later today going like so i i felt a little warm and then i took my

00:45:20.520 temperature like you know i really like you're doing it now oh my god so yeah i i just i really

00:45:27.100 feel the full my body is i have body aches i have that would be the the most defining quality what

00:45:32.220 else well my question is one because you're like my bones ache and i'm like i know that sensation

00:45:36.240 but what is it you know maybe the medical people my body's aching and i feel tired i feel what the

00:45:41.640 fuck is an ache where is it muscles away i think it's muscles and it's it feels like joints too 0.54

00:45:47.960 it's like my joints this is how i know that i don't feel well sometimes i'll do a test i'll be 0.99

00:45:52.100 like let's say you got a call right and it was like tonight's the most fabulous party and you

00:45:57.360 know that's like what are the things that yes could i push through like what would i be able

00:46:01.200 to push through right now because if you go if there's something you don't want to do like an

00:46:05.020 appointment it's yeah it's easy to be like i'm sick okay like in your mind i'm too sick yeah

00:46:10.020 yeah and then and then they're like pt anderson just called yes you're the only gal for the job 0.86

00:46:16.580 he needs you at universal i mean well there you just you'd show the fuck up in a second you gotta

00:46:21.560 be at sony at 3 p.m of course can you imagine i'm like no but that doesn't mean you don't feel well

00:46:26.120 no it doesn't i mean we'd run there with i don't know i'm trying to think of like ecoli ecoli

00:46:32.300 taking it direct to set you'd yeah you'd you'd simply do it but like

00:46:37.000 so you're getting tested tomorrow but we all lived through it today i'm getting tested tomorrow

00:46:42.080 for for i'm getting a pcr yeah or i might also be i think i might be getting a rapid

00:46:46.980 also for for work so that's the thing if i if i am positive you know i'm not going to be able to

00:46:53.280 act work yeah won't be able to be i didn't know if you'd gotten a day job

00:46:59.460 um okay so i'm like so now i'm i'm starting to feel some nausea but it could be the bad

00:47:06.740 smoothie i had that just wasn't great yeah absolutely i mean i mean the question is like

00:47:11.380 i mean there's no reason to spend today and do i or do i not have covid right why not just

00:47:16.540 pamper uh why don't you just like take care of yourself and your symptoms in this way that like

00:47:23.460 you know it could be a cold yeah it could be a little flu i mean this feels more flu than cold

00:47:28.860 cold i'm very familiar with i mean your anxiety is nothing right because you're at the center of

00:47:33.260 the storm i don't feel that much anxiety because i'm because i'm vaccinated if i didn't feel

00:47:38.100 vaccinated i'd be really worried i'd say but it's so interesting i because your status is

00:47:43.460 potentially having covid okay you know in this conversation makes it so that i feel i feel

00:47:48.120 uncomfortable just flying with like oh i want to tell you about that or like can we talk about

00:47:52.920 sandals again it's like it's like funny it's like i am like there's a reverence to you potentially

00:47:57.900 having covid that is forcing me to let you lead the conversation and the episode will suffer and

00:48:03.580 i apologize i'm not kidding right now i feel like i almost throw no i think it's just i actually

00:48:07.020 think you might need it nausea a side effect i'm feeling are you hungry oh god i get nauseous when

00:48:13.640 i'm hungry seriously i had a smoothie i guess i haven't had that smoothie doesn't like if you

00:48:17.680 had a piece of cheese right now you might feel better cheese really okay so you're there where

00:48:23.040 like food sounds gross i'm actually that nauseous right now is there no sorry i'm just i'm just i'm

00:48:30.680 just taking you in it's um yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna segue into taking my jeans off and getting

00:48:36.520 in a bath yeah and potentially throwing up okay the nausea is just all of a sudden um no it's

00:48:43.360 really it's really come through in the last in the last minute and um it's awkward because i was 0.51

00:48:47.980 hoping to promote my goddamn show a lot and crassly during this episode and it's just promote

00:48:53.440 because the show is it's the hardest i've ever laughed oh okay no i'm just like this is this 0.98

00:48:58.440 i'm like i've ever laughed in a theater hero and um like she's she's gagging and she's like

00:49:04.620 she's like no absolutely no it's incredible it's like not to be missed truly okay i'm humiliated

00:49:12.200 for even bringing it up and yet and yet how will i no no the tickets are flying you don't even need

00:49:17.880 to promote the tickets i mean sort of yeah i guess i know i like to overdo it though i'm just

00:49:23.640 saying that if you're listening here and you have a chance to go go buy them now because the tickets

00:49:28.400 are fine i'm sorry that you're taking on the burden of promoting it i wanted you to just sit

00:49:31.620 there like nurse your nausea and i would just sort of like crassly do it and so like you like 0.56

00:49:37.140 rallying heroically to tell the people it's quite moving like you look so like sad and sick it's 0.95

00:49:45.200 really shocking the nausea is pushing me over the edge because nausea is just the fucking worst 0.88

00:49:50.160 nausea might be number one worst worst thing and i'm like i just like where did that even come from 0.89

00:49:54.680 it's just like oh god can you kind of like can you i mean this is crass but can you like puke

00:50:00.740 well no i was almost gonna say try to like burp out air that might be lodged in your throat that's

00:50:05.120 feeling that's like confusing you into thinking you have to puke no and i'm not some burper i

00:50:09.860 want to be clear and it's a problem okay I hate even bringing up burping okay because like I'm

00:50:15.920 like I don't burp okay like you know unless like emergency calls for it and as a result I like

00:50:24.920 because I like swallow a lot of air with my wolfing and then my stomach bloats as a result

00:50:30.220 so I'm not some burper okay I take it on in my stomach as okay like I'm dignified and burpless

00:50:37.220 and then I'm bloated but Kate can you just try do you know how to burp yes or not really I don't

00:50:44.620 know how to spontaneously burp try to push one out I don't know how and I know that's so it's

00:50:48.900 so awful if I do that I'm worried I'll throw up because it's just so disgusting you really can't

00:50:53.000 like get I don't mean no I just mean like you've never like what happens when you like drink soda

00:50:59.800 do you feel it I can burp sure but I don't know how to force a burp right so then there is nothing

00:51:04.880 rising up in your esophagus i guess no i don't feel that there's air i just feel like churning

00:51:09.320 nausea remember i'm sorry this is so i'm just laughing because i remember i remember that 0.98

00:51:16.360 what's his fucking name the murderer the burping oh god the burping oh my god robert dirt 0.98

00:51:21.020 the most perfect piece of documentary footage him in the bathroom i want to do i want to get 1.00

00:51:27.460 in bed and watch the jinx that would really help broth and the jinx that's great get in the bed

00:51:33.780 the jinx will save you the jinx remember the day kate watched the jinx and i go honestly it made

00:51:37.740 me feel better i'm not kidding just thinking about watching the jinx made me feel better

00:51:40.840 and kate if you know your symptoms get bad i will nurse you i love you thank you it really

00:51:44.880 helps to hear that i'll carry you to new york between june 17th and july 2nd and 3rd to nurse

00:51:51.280 you okay so i've got you thank you i love you you're safe i think we gotta go hi everybody this

00:51:59.620 to say to the editor of the show I just wanted to let everybody know that Kate got results back

00:52:04.160 the next day and she absolutely just simply did not have any COVID so in case you were worried

00:52:08.960 there was no COVID not a shred of COVID everybody's doing fine and we hope you're all doing fine as

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - June 08, 2021

Does Kate Have Covid？

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