Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Eat the Apple that Falls

00:00:00.840 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:00:02.340 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:00:03.440 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.

00:00:08.160 Two untamable intellects.

00:00:09.940 This is our hobby. 0.97

00:00:10.780 This is our hell.

00:00:11.640 This is our naked desire for free products.

00:00:13.940 This is POOG.

00:00:15.360 Today's topic, loosely speaking, hot strawberry, screenless genius, paging Dr. Me.

00:00:25.220 Hi.

00:00:25.940 Hi.

00:00:26.440 Hi.

00:00:27.040 You know what's cute about this?

00:00:27.880 Just to bring it right into it.

00:00:29.120 So for those listening, I'm wearing an army jacket that I got in New York.

00:00:33.120 I mean, it's an authentic vintage army jacket.

00:00:36.100 It's Surrender Dorothy.

00:00:37.260 But my friend who runs the vintage store, Surrender Dorothy, was like, she knew me when I was in the ninth grade.

00:00:42.840 And she's like, you had an army jacket.

00:00:45.020 And I completely had fucking forgotten that I wore an army jacket that I had from the Gap because I was so obsessed with freaks and geeks.

00:00:52.400 And I wanted to be like Linda Cardellini. 0.77

00:00:56.740 Or is it Lisa? 1.00

00:00:57.280 She rules. 1.00

00:00:57.720 It's all bad with celebrity names. 0.99

00:01:00.160 Okay, yeah, of course. 0.99

00:01:01.100 And I'm forgetting her fucking name in Freaks and Geeks. 0.98

00:01:04.340 Well, you had her real name. 0.99

00:01:05.220 I think that's all that matters.

00:01:06.940 I know, but it's depressing me that I can't.

00:01:08.600 Anyway, but she, and so then I, so it's back.

00:01:11.760 No, I absolutely love it.

00:01:13.440 It reminds me.

00:01:14.780 I was thinking the other day about how I had a barn jacket, a barn coat.

00:01:19.560 It's like kind of work coat.

00:01:21.800 Yep, yep.

00:01:22.920 Very, very north, very east coast.

00:01:25.680 Yeah, New England.

00:01:26.300 you're out you're out in the shed working and I just think a lot about these times of obsessively

00:01:33.020 again choosing colors of things not just rugs but staring at catalogs in the old days for hours

00:01:38.660 right I know and just and looking at the colors looking at the coat you know they show it in one

00:01:45.640 color but then you see on the bottom the other options and it's like yeah you know like a pile

00:01:50.900 All the sweaters, yeah, lens in those catalogs, like, and also deciding to let the names in, like, to let the names into deciding the name of a color.

00:02:01.820 Oh, yeah, sure.

00:02:02.380 Being, like, azure.

00:02:04.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:05.040 Is that even how you say it?

00:02:06.620 I think it's got to be.

00:02:07.300 I think so, yeah.

00:02:07.840 But, like, you're, like, introduced to a color via J.Crew before you've ever heard of.

00:02:13.360 You know, it's kind of interesting.

00:02:15.200 Like, I'd like the azure.

00:02:17.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:19.260 Tony Soprano, remember when?

00:02:20.760 but

00:02:21.300 wait what did he say

00:02:22.580 the lowest form of conversation

00:02:24.920 remember when

00:02:25.660 isn't that

00:02:26.200 you always bring that up 0.99

00:02:27.280 doesn't Polly say it

00:02:28.420 that's so funny 1.00

00:02:29.720 really

00:02:30.000 I remember when

00:02:30.500 I thought Tony does

00:02:31.560 maybe

00:02:32.980 maybe he's Tony

00:02:33.800 by the way

00:02:34.320 I do for rewatch

00:02:35.200 yeah

00:02:35.580 are you sexually attracted 0.54

00:02:37.000 to Tony Soprano

00:02:37.740 I mean

00:02:39.080 I think he reminds me

00:02:39.880 too much of my dad

00:02:40.600 and my mom was so obsessed

00:02:41.740 with him sexually 0.99

00:02:42.520 Tony Soprano that is

00:02:43.720 yeah

00:02:43.960 that I'm like

00:02:45.280 it's too close

00:02:46.480 I mean no

00:02:46.500 I mean like

00:02:46.860 no I mean

00:02:48.240 I used to

00:02:49.400 I get it

00:02:49.840 like I'm like

00:02:50.420 off when i was a kid to um the sopranos because there was so much sex in it yeah wow there i guess

00:03:01.820 i'm going live with it yeah appointment viewing yeah i know that's cool there's an opening of 0.99

00:03:07.140 some season and it's tony soprano fucking some whore well i remember when you and me were in that 0.98

00:03:13.540 we were in a hotel room together and we went into the bathroom and the bathroom was a like gigantic 0.99

00:03:19.740 um uh the bathroom was a like gigantic like tub maybe there were mirrors yeah like you can move

00:03:26.160 so quickly into like physicality right like like you're like yeah this is like like where a man's 0.62

00:03:30.020 like like a man's like fucking his like you know whatever like right in here like so fast 0.97

00:03:37.420 yeah wow i want to be under the sea with you again we have i want to be motorized on bobs 0.98

00:03:47.120 sea bobs feels like a fan it feels like a fantasy world that was so far god it feels good to be

00:03:51.740 down there and um if someone could just get me in the water to be clear we're talking about when

00:03:57.720 we went to Turks and Caicos and we yeah we got on some we got an incredible sea bobs yeah to be

00:04:04.120 introduced to a piece of motorized technology for those of you don't know a sea bob and obviously

00:04:09.080 eavesdroppers of the podcast will know it's like an underwater thing you hold on to its motorized

00:04:14.120 it dragged you through the water jocelyn and i were screaming with pleasure and underwater to be

00:04:18.420 clear folks laughing screaming dying unbelievable euphoria went back to the shore and people at the

00:04:24.460 shore were like we heard you laughing like that's how the last we were out there too we were deep

00:04:28.900 out there and we were out there and we went down we both like studied what turned out later when i

00:04:33.260 was looking at a map of fish or legend of fish was a barracuda and it would have easily lacerated

00:04:38.100 our faces off and we would have been permanently disfigured and our lives would have been as they

00:04:42.220 my barracuda teacher

00:04:43.100 what's that

00:04:44.960 oh then

00:04:45.320 my octopus teacher's movie

00:04:47.900 I haven't yet seen

00:04:48.720 but I see recommended

00:04:49.460 oh you have to watch it

00:04:50.240 in the comments

00:04:51.080 you'll die for it

00:04:52.320 under a video of a little octopus

00:04:52.920 being saved by someone

00:04:54.120 get this little octopus

00:04:55.260 gets saved

00:04:55.720 and it gives a little high five

00:04:56.600 on the way out

00:04:57.240 well no octopus

00:04:58.660 here's the thing

00:04:59.220 I eat animals

00:05:00.240 as we know

00:05:00.780 I'm not proud

00:05:01.620 but I do continue to eat them

00:05:03.160 I'm drawing the line

00:05:04.680 at pulpo

00:05:05.260 octopus

00:05:06.520 it's too much

00:05:08.180 they're too sentient

00:05:09.500 but then

00:05:10.400 but no we can't get into this

00:05:11.760 oh but cows and pigs but octopus i mean they literally like fly planes yeah i think they

00:05:19.220 or something they uh i forget you know have to you've seen the you've seen that film which oh

00:05:24.580 octopus teacher yeah well that's when i manifested sorry to use that language but i watched octopus

00:05:30.820 teacher wrote down i wanted to go snorkeling within two weeks i was snorkeling and turks and

00:05:35.540 goes under the water. It was a free trip.

00:05:37.720 Yeah, and that's when I went, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:05:42.200 We fear our powers, yeah. 1.00

00:05:43.820 No, I'm just remembering how I obviously

00:05:45.440 was like

00:05:46.640 with the CBOB, because this isn't to jet ski

00:05:49.640 people. This is like your hands on a

00:05:51.520 motorized handle rocket.

00:05:53.720 It's this big. And then you're

00:05:55.220 not even on it. It's just in front of you.

00:05:57.700 It's just a power thing.

00:05:59.380 It's like having a rocket vest.

00:06:01.400 Yeah, exactly. By the way, you go what?

00:06:03.580 50 miles per hour it's pretty fast actually hard to say so you can you can bounce back your cheeks

00:06:08.340 you can bounce and bob you can dive under arcing okay arcing wildly and we have to get back i dm'd

00:06:16.120 them okay i'm actually and i said ad campaign i know i know kaperlant and me i go we could bring

00:06:25.600 a level of chicness to the seabob i think i said something like picture us in full you know glam i

00:06:31.780 remember yeah yeah but underwater like like in gowns yeah yeah totally like gorgeous gown but

00:06:36.560 then into the sea we go in the gowns riding the bobs by the way some of the dishonoring

00:06:42.640 by brands yeah what do you mean recently okay where i pop in going poog is back okay

00:06:48.220 going episode one was you know like or whatever episode three of poog was us literally reporting

00:06:54.940 live you know from inside of a higher dose blanket yeah so you'd think now at the relaunch

00:07:00.580 of poog. Well, higher dose has been, has been generous, but higher dose, we want the red

00:07:05.340 blanket. And I asked, and they said they're fully committed. Oh shit. You shielded me

00:07:11.400 from that. So, but I think I might've gone in the wrong door. I got to try a couple other

00:07:16.060 doors. Um, I woke up. So today's day four of, I'm sorry to say this. No, not meditation.

00:07:23.760 I didn't meditate today. I know. I know. But it is day four of sleeping with the phone

00:07:28.000 out of the bedroom i threw mine in a drawer it's amazing last night because there was something i

00:07:32.900 wanted to read in bed and i wrote my journal this morning and read in bed this morning okay so i

00:07:39.620 have been doing a little reading in bed not on the phone with the dim light you can't do my ikea

00:07:44.560 lantern and the hatch and i think you really need the hatch next to your bed yeah so you can make

00:07:50.860 this we can make this happen well guess what the new nightstand is arriving yeah which means that

00:07:55.560 I can have two hatches. 0.93

00:07:56.840 Today?

00:07:57.900 What?

00:07:58.580 Oh, no, sorry, sorry, I got excited.

00:07:59.780 The idea that I would know.

00:08:00.520 Sorry.

00:08:00.900 The idea that I would somehow know, because you said earlier.

00:08:03.140 No, you're right.

00:08:03.780 I said nightstand, but I meant hatch.

00:08:06.220 My nightstand, I did, for those who've been following the nightstand saga, my nightstands

00:08:10.020 are coming.

00:08:10.400 They're arriving tomorrow.

00:08:11.380 White glove service.

00:08:12.820 Lulu in Georgia.

00:08:14.380 What?

00:08:14.740 Send the discount now.

00:08:15.340 So you didn't get the matching?

00:08:17.640 No, I got the fancy one.

00:08:18.600 Yeah, they're matching.

00:08:19.260 Oh, no, right.

00:08:19.760 I'm so stuck in the old CB2 bed.

00:08:21.760 Oh, no, honey.

00:08:22.260 The Anders universe.

00:08:22.960 CB2's gone. 0.90

00:08:24.180 No, Lulu in Georgia. 0.87

00:08:25.560 I expect you to do the right thing and send a huge something.

00:08:29.760 By the way, I actually want to say I'm done with this podcast.

00:08:33.400 Okay.

00:08:34.100 Free products.

00:08:35.180 The product needs to be, and a few have understood, the product needs to be a rug.

00:08:38.660 The product needs to be full home goods.

00:08:41.700 It's no longer just about serums.

00:08:44.020 We're a lifestyle brand.

00:08:44.240 Well, by the way, Burrow was so good to us.

00:08:46.980 Burrow, right now I'm-

00:08:49.220 And Burrow didn't get what they deserved.

00:08:50.920 Today is the day that we finally-

00:08:52.240 We're honoring Burrow.

00:08:53.040 Okay.

00:08:53.540 We finally honor Burrow in the studio.

00:08:55.280 say burrow did the right thing they sent us an overwhelming jacqueline has a gigantic couch

00:09:00.620 i have too much couch i have an overwhelming outdoor patio furniture set from burrow love it

00:09:06.580 teak outside the picnic table the lounger and i actually didn't get one big enough oh you have

00:09:13.000 the shelves you have the um what's that i know um forget the name of that shelf yeah the shelves

00:09:17.800 yeah i i have that memory i hung those shelves and eavesdroppers remember i hung them where i

00:09:22.740 would go half a screw and then plug it in for five seconds get a little more battery that's so

00:09:27.220 stressful yeah and couldn't stop and then there's a there's a over in the i think they're calling it

00:09:32.660 the labrea district or district labrea where we we walked brick and mortar where they're yeah

00:09:37.540 well jacqueline and i are starting to get on and we want to m cafe uh has a macro bowl we've often

00:09:45.180 discussed suin in new york city why isn't there a macro bad health food in los angeles well i've

00:09:50.500 announcement and this is breaking news and this might be real this is really me playing this is

00:09:54.040 me looking at gifts for a cinema and we might have to delete this oh okay goop i want to say

00:09:59.080 something i order from goop okay of course it's not health food goop is not like goop is not

00:10:05.400 food no no goop goop is goop is good food no no no goop is like by the way delicious

00:10:11.900 teriyaki chicken bowl salmon bento box loving loving stuff from there the chili as we know

00:10:17.580 the Huberman chili I've ordered upwards of

00:10:19.600 eight times but and that

00:10:21.640 the Huberman chili might be considered health food

00:10:23.300 but I'm just saying like there are certain

00:10:25.400 choices on the menu. It's not like a macrobiotic

00:10:27.240 like Mcafe I crave the suin I'm talking

00:10:29.360 steamed vegetables tahini

00:10:31.040 brown rice. Well to me it's like the way that the kabocha

00:10:33.660 squash. Oh kabocha. 0.99

00:10:35.160 Pushes back right? 0.69

00:10:37.180 What do you mean pushes back?

00:10:39.500 Well it's like now I'm remembering because

00:10:41.140 my brother was reminding me of In Succession the other day

00:10:43.520 when they're talking about this wine and it's Germanic

00:10:45.420 isn't it a little Germanic and then

00:10:46.720 you kind of have to meet it halfway that's really funny it's so funny but anyway the

00:10:52.000 kabocha squash is like you're kind of like like the first time even you have a macrobiotic bowl

00:10:56.780 i'd argue you're like wait really okay you're like because it's so steamed it's so you know 0.80

00:11:02.400 such an absence of sauté the hijiki right i'm a hijiki whore hound okay i go if i could get 0.84

00:11:10.280 in my home i know i don't want the only thing keeping me truly the iron the macra bowl right 0.59

00:11:18.020 my own home oh yeah right everything else i could steam easily i got you know what i want i want

00:11:22.820 and i want to make my own character ginger the instant pot yeah i want the our place instant

00:11:27.980 pot because i think it's like healthier like the materials like you know i did a deep dive

00:11:32.600 and i ended up with nothing other than the instant pot that i've you know used i have by the way you

00:11:39.680 know what I've been doing. I've been creating the growl bowl. I don't have it all worked out,

00:11:43.480 but I did do essentially like for the week. And I made the oatmeal, the steel cuts, and I put in

00:11:50.900 the omelet powder in advance. Okay. I put in cinnamon and ginger in advance because I always

00:11:55.900 put those in for health benefits, not just taste. Yeah, of course. And you got to really load up

00:12:00.340 the ginger. And then I put in flax seed, ground flax seed, you know, I did it all. And then I

00:12:07.980 cooked lentils in there too and then worked them in i'm trying to figure out some way that i could

00:12:12.080 make it where maybe i don't know one pot truly one pot not cooking whatever so i got the lentils

00:12:19.240 in there with the oats yeah that's like the growl bowl gregor okay because i'm trying i'm trying to

00:12:24.780 make it like the protein plus yeah you know grang and then he's the bro bowl which is i forget but

00:12:33.020 The point is, you know, because some people want a gluten-free.

00:12:34.340 There's bro and groll?

00:12:35.320 Sure is. 0.96

00:12:36.400 B versus G.

00:12:37.940 It's like buckwheat instead of groats or something.

00:12:40.860 I forget exactly what the deal is, right?

00:12:42.540 We get that in there.

00:12:43.760 And then what else do I throw in there?

00:12:46.300 Well, of course, my berries.

00:12:48.060 Berries, berries, berries.

00:12:48.320 I got to get back in the Instant Pot.

00:12:49.760 You know, it's unbelievable.

00:12:50.840 You want to know what's one of the most delicious things in the world.

00:12:53.340 It's kind of interesting because it's not that common.

00:12:56.120 I mean, it is, but hot strawberry.

00:12:59.000 Are you hearing me?

00:12:59.840 When you bite into a hot strawberry, like, mmm.

00:13:04.680 Stewing, listen, stovetop berries.

00:13:07.720 I go, because I go, I go through phases with breakfast.

00:13:10.520 Oh, yeah, a little coconut oil.

00:13:11.680 I have my different desires.

00:13:13.500 And I was doing stovetop, frozen blueberries, a little bit of water, powdered cinnamon, ginger powder, moaning.

00:13:23.980 Screaming.

00:13:24.300 On all fours in my kitchen floor, screaming.

00:13:25.980 But did you get strawberry in there?

00:13:27.200 It's so sweet.

00:13:27.900 so sweet you go how is there not cane sugar in this no i know the sweetness almost too sweet

00:13:34.500 almost yeah borderline with the berries that's why it's almost too sweet have you ever had have

00:13:38.980 you ever been treated to um i'm trying to remember what this was you know these desserts where it's

00:13:42.980 like um a strawberry with the balsamic okay okay with the balsamic cutting it no i know i've seen

00:13:50.900 that to me it's like my least favorite food on earth would be a mesclun salad if you have

00:13:55.300 Mesclin greens, I need you to.

00:13:58.680 Because they're so bitter?

00:14:00.480 No.

00:14:02.000 Mesclin greens offer nothing to me.

00:14:06.740 There's no pleasure in them.

00:14:07.820 Wait, wait, wait.

00:14:08.040 They're flat.

00:14:08.780 They're watery.

00:14:09.540 I don't like it.

00:14:10.480 I don't think you should have to pay for mesclin greens.

00:14:12.680 Mesclin greens should always be free.

00:14:14.920 But of course, there's no situation where that can happen.

00:14:17.200 Right.

00:14:18.100 I don't like mesclin greens.

00:14:19.160 And to me, my nightmare salad would be mesclin greens with goat cheese, strawberry, and balsamic. 0.98

00:14:24.640 i would throw that across the fucking room so fast you know why because that is incredibly 0.97

00:14:30.340 common common right now guess what i don't want a strawberry salad before i would eat that salad 0.99

00:14:36.740 now i would eat it right relatively speaking etc blah okay okay but in another time but yeah it's

00:14:45.360 too bitter it's too whatever bitterness it's like and there's no there there in terms of

00:14:51.020 I don't know they're there, and I have an issue with frisee.

00:14:54.580 However, if it's layered, if it's layered, if there's a layering of a leafier green followed by whatever,

00:15:01.540 I like crunching into a frisee if it's on the top of the thing, right?

00:15:04.980 Sure, sure.

00:15:05.900 Or you're kind of like, oh, it's like you're choking.

00:15:08.060 I just don't like it.

00:15:10.000 I don't have a problem with bitterness.

00:15:11.100 I don't have a problem with bitterness.

00:15:12.440 So if you want to flood your arteries, okay, with nitric oxide, okay, any leafy green.

00:15:19.000 this is Esselstyn

00:15:20.580 anointed with

00:15:22.080 anointed with vinegar

00:15:24.020 anointed is hysterical

00:15:25.740 hysterical

00:15:26.780 as in what just

00:15:27.560 yeah

00:15:28.160 you know just

00:15:29.080 just enough right

00:15:30.140 because the combos

00:15:31.640 is not for flavor

00:15:32.240 the combo does something

00:15:33.360 and creates a nitric oxide

00:15:34.400 my mouth is watering

00:15:35.100 thinking about it

00:15:35.860 well

00:15:37.320 ooh I had

00:15:38.460 probably opposite of that

00:15:39.420 I had pork and milk

00:15:41.020 the point is

00:15:41.900 for four days

00:15:42.620 I just want you to get this out

00:15:43.700 okay

00:15:43.900 four times a day

00:15:46.480 I mean 1.00

00:15:46.760 in what fucking world 0.99

00:15:47.980 it's so 0.99

00:15:48.440 Kate

00:15:48.860 If you're at home all day for your whole life.

00:15:53.140 You could make it happen because technically, even if you eat out, there's a green around.

00:15:57.140 There's vinegar around.

00:15:58.960 Okay.

00:15:59.120 Yeah, but what you're asking for, can I get a side of greens?

00:16:02.220 And they go, we can't do that.

00:16:03.620 They go, just please.

00:16:04.320 And they go, yeah, $4.50.

00:16:05.920 Well, I mean, cheapness is not a value, okay?

00:16:09.740 I think it's impossible to maintain unless you have a very specific lifestyle.

00:16:13.100 What if it's whenever, and you do, what if it's whenever you're home?

00:16:16.560 Sure.

00:16:17.320 Okay.

00:16:17.600 And I'm saying, so what I tried to do, oh, you know what else I'm getting back into?

00:16:21.460 This is kind of huge.

00:16:22.920 I'll argue this is whole foods news.

00:16:25.740 Yeah.

00:16:26.740 Okay.

00:16:27.300 They've got the broccoli sprouts now in a bag.

00:16:31.060 Remember when I was sprouting my own?

00:16:33.680 I go, it's so easy.

00:16:35.740 I go, it's so easy.

00:16:36.040 Sprouting my own.

00:16:36.620 So sprouts, speaking of sprouts, sprouts grocery store, unbelievable savings.

00:16:40.300 I know.

00:16:40.740 The way you came for sprouts, I said to someone else the other day, well, Kate Berlant just

00:16:44.160 said she loves sprouts.

00:16:45.320 I'm in for sprouts now.

00:16:46.220 And savings are made me look like this.

00:16:48.480 I go, they made a mistake.

00:16:50.420 Savings are too shocking.

00:16:51.500 They made a mistake.

00:16:53.060 I was at the cashier.

00:16:53.820 I go, now, do I have to sign up for additional value?

00:16:55.880 She goes, no, that's just because you're here.

00:16:58.120 Part of being here at Sprouts.

00:16:59.960 What?

00:17:01.540 Organic berries aren't Driscoll because Driscoll, we have to boycott Driscoll. 0.62

00:17:04.480 They literally like strangle their farm workers. 1.00

00:17:06.500 Like it's fucking hell. 1.00

00:17:07.420 So Driscoll. 1.00

00:17:07.780 I mean, I'm not, I mean, see, here comes the season to this, but they're really bad.

00:17:10.120 Well, here's my issue because Driscoll has.

00:17:11.980 They have non-Driscoll organic berries at Sprouts.

00:17:14.620 No, but two for nine dollars.

00:17:15.300 Here's my question about Driscoll, right?

00:17:16.780 Because I wonder, because Driscoll features some where they say it's Driscoll organic.

00:17:21.040 Now, what that means to me, I'm pretty sure.

00:17:23.340 No, Driscoll has organic.

00:17:24.660 But here's my question.

00:17:26.340 Are they not, this is what I'm picturing, and this is what we've learned, and so they

00:17:30.160 need to watch out as a brand, okay?

00:17:31.900 Is it not the organic berries here and right next door?

00:17:35.900 And the runoff goes down.

00:17:37.280 Is that what I'm saying?

00:17:37.800 Runoff straight, blows right over from one to the other.

00:17:39.620 We're not doing that at all.

00:17:41.240 And that's a similar thing with oats.

00:17:42.660 This is why the jury's out on oats is a lot of people go, even because, you know, you're doing, um, third degree, what's the one, what's the oats that we condone?

00:17:52.280 Oh, um, yeah, I'm always like farmer's best or whatever, first, first, yeah.

00:17:56.780 But they're third-party tested, no glyphosate.

00:17:58.880 But then some people say, there's just some people that all, that the oats is a similar thing and that the glyphosate's carrying.

00:18:06.640 But if they test it after the fact.

00:18:09.000 That's what we hope.

00:18:10.040 We don't know.

00:18:10.740 We don't know.

00:18:11.320 That's the whole point of that is that they test the batch once it's been pulled.

00:18:14.320 I mean, also there's a level of just, you know.

00:18:17.740 What?

00:18:18.700 You eat the apple that falls, you know what I mean?

00:18:21.180 What do you mean? 0.97

00:18:21.640 If everything's fucked, we do our best, right? 0.99

00:18:23.660 Oh, it's all poison. 0.99

00:18:24.160 Yeah, yeah, of course.

00:18:25.440 No, trust me, I'm getting to the plastics thing. 1.00

00:18:27.260 It's all plastics and I go, oh, fuck the cans. 0.99

00:18:29.680 You know, the spindrift can is actually laced in plastic or whatever. 1.00

00:18:32.260 Every can has plastic.

00:18:33.800 It's just unavoidable.

00:18:34.920 I know, I know.

00:18:36.120 Completely.

00:18:36.700 You're freezing things in plastic.

00:18:37.980 The plastics are going in.

00:18:39.060 Whatever.

00:18:39.300 but um uh i liked when i when i left an empty can of celsius did you feel sweetness i drove 0.87

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00:19:05.600 why i brought it and burrows right across the street what was that poog podcast podcast please

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00:19:16.240 yeah and then um and then we go we're in but the burrow store is over there and if i could just

00:19:22.800 i want to get you to larchmont it's a very la based episode it's pretty close

00:19:27.160 yeah because it's right where you live and there's a there's a lot of fun walking to do over

00:19:30.700 there shopping larchmont beauty the best beauty star when i walk around larchmont it kind of

00:19:36.120 reminds me of like like i'm in um the father the suburb of new york city in a cozy way it was very

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00:23:24.200 What's that?

00:23:24.760 What I'm holding.

00:23:25.420 What is that?

00:23:26.220 Oh yeah, what is that?

00:23:27.100 You've been holding it the whole time?

00:23:28.020 Yeah, it's a honey, it's like honey quartz or something.

00:23:31.100 It's not, don't freak out everyone and think it's clearly citrine, okay?

00:23:36.700 It's not.

00:23:37.500 It's pretty.

00:23:38.100 Citrine is nice too.

00:23:39.020 But yeah, I'm holding this.

00:23:40.680 Oh, you know what?

00:23:41.200 You know what has begun? 1.00

00:23:42.080 Training, harness training boo.

00:23:44.060 Okay.

00:23:44.460 He's gone outside two days in a row with me on a leash.

00:23:46.680 Cute.

00:23:47.320 No, he isn't going far.

00:23:48.740 Yeah.

00:23:49.920 He's sniffing around and I'm feeding him a churro, which is like, you know, like the

00:23:53.420 junk food they can't get enough of out of a little tube.

00:23:55.940 Churro?

00:23:56.700 Yeah, it's called.

00:23:57.420 Oh, it's out of the tube. 1.00

00:23:57.980 That's called Churro, C-H-U-R-O. 0.92

00:23:59.680 I once fed a recently adopted cat rescue who was very traumatized chicken out of a little tube. 0.99

00:24:05.400 Yeah.

00:24:05.780 He was in the back of the closet.

00:24:07.020 I coaxed him to the front of the closet with the chicken out of the tube.

00:24:09.920 A friend?

00:24:10.940 Yeah.

00:24:11.880 Stray Cat Alliance, by the way.

00:24:13.400 Guys, it's springtime.

00:24:14.700 Just following some of the work they do.

00:24:17.560 I say it once, I say it again.

00:24:20.020 Yeah, a cat.

00:24:20.520 Cat will change your life.

00:24:21.860 Yeah, it's true.

00:24:22.480 It's true.

00:24:22.960 Cat will change your life.

00:24:24.360 um so last night I laid on my stomach it's actually interesting I've been resisting what

00:24:31.920 sorry the moonlight two things happened yesterday really quick I eat a lot of eggs the eggs that

00:24:36.440 I've cracked yesterday passively cracked an egg to yolk is that supposed to be prosperity it is

00:24:43.540 oh yeah so I go I mean the amount of eggs I've cracked in my life it's unimaginable yes makes

00:24:48.980 and by the way the eggs were from you guessed it oh hi sprouts oh they're from oh hi but two yolks

00:24:55.320 i was like i literally ran in my my my partner was in the shower i ran in i cracked open an egg

00:25:00.780 two yolks they're very sweet to ignore go along with it yeah yeah to generate a little enthusiasm

00:25:06.440 for sure um so that was huge and then also new thing here's what i'm calling camping sleeping

00:25:13.260 with the bedroom window because there's a window over the bed window wide open there's a screen

00:25:18.840 there but wide open blinds open so that dawn dawn rings in and it feels like going to sleep camping

00:25:24.720 calling it camping you feel the breeze come in experiences and then i mean like i came home from

00:25:30.320 a camping trip i came home from a camping trip and i go i'm never sleeping inside again my parents i

00:25:34.620 go i'm gonna sleep you know woody harrison won't sleep with windows closed even if he goes to hotel

00:25:38.120 he has to have a hotel with open windows which is the most talking how how right indoor air is

00:25:42.680 i think and i think it's a practice in other countries burping the house yeah i know yeah

00:25:47.840 yeah but any but any no you have to have the airflow it's we see that little like gadget it's

00:25:53.580 like looks like a little bird or something there's many other ways to do it but a little

00:25:57.480 bird's like call call it's like dirty yeah it's like time to open it up oh but then and then i

00:26:03.580 saw someone else posting like five things that changed my life i'm like god i get those every

00:26:07.860 day and uh one of them was you know sleeping with the windows open and well moonlight woke me up

00:26:13.580 Imagine when I'm in bed, woke up, moonshine on my face.

00:26:18.740 Spiritual.

00:26:20.040 Yeah.

00:26:21.180 But then I was awake for an hour because I had green tea late at night.

00:26:24.440 Shout out to a gyoza bar in Echo Park.

00:26:26.520 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:26:27.460 I had fucking unbelievable. 0.99

00:26:29.040 When is it? 0.98

00:26:29.460 I go, Los Angeles.

00:26:30.760 You.

00:26:31.640 God, you're good.

00:26:33.000 Unbelievable.

00:26:33.500 We had an incredible meal.

00:26:34.860 Amazing salad, cold tofu.

00:26:36.060 Oh, we talked about it.

00:26:36.520 Angelini Osteria.

00:26:37.840 We talked about it.

00:26:38.760 I forgot.

00:26:39.100 Fantastic.

00:26:39.440 Walked down the street to Hokkaido, the Japanese imported soft serve milk. 0.99

00:26:43.580 unbelievable matcha swirl with mochi that you can't have anywhere unless you go to fucking 0.92

00:26:50.880 japan honestly mochi made me go yeah yeah you don't get that mochi at pinkberry tell you that 0.95

00:26:56.680 much beautiful beautiful do they have mochi at pinkberry yeah they try yeah and they have fun

00:27:01.720 they have fun mochi but it's mochi for kids this mochi i go this no this is mochi wow only you

00:27:07.480 only get three balls wow they're like this big remember the italian restaurant i go it's enough

00:27:13.020 to me while i was trying to order like deciding it was it was in it was in when we were together

00:27:18.200 i think no no i just told you about it and told the listeners about it i was like unclear if what

00:27:22.680 i'd ordered was enough oh he sort of breaks in like it's enough um i'm trying to get you okay

00:27:29.580 so we just got um word from the woman who created the sonic vessel yeah sydney um audio who does

00:27:36.180 audio transmissions sonic vessel.com that there's going to be an alien she said i'm getting the

00:27:41.160 information but something in the desert end of may joshua tree some kind of alien going out there

00:27:45.560 getting the alien downloads could be huge i'm actually a little worried because now i fully

00:27:50.540 crossed over where i yeah it's not it's not in the kabbalistic sense it's not about belief in

00:27:55.600 aliens it's knowing we know it yeah it's just dropping into the knowing and i really am actually

00:28:01.120 scared now because i'm opening you know meditating whatever what if i get abducted

00:28:07.040 well that seems like they always return you i wrote in my journal i was like i don't want to

00:28:11.280 be abducted because i was actually thinking i go do you want to be abducted am i open to being

00:28:14.440 abducted respectfully i wish to see you am i should be abducted am i open to being abducted

00:28:19.960 because here's the thing i feel like they almost always return you well but the drop back is hard

00:28:24.360 you get dropped back in your life that's what's hard i went it's not about the abduct it's not

00:28:28.320 the actual abduction that i fear as much as the reiteration after and no one believes you and

00:28:32.900 then your world's just shattered all these people who have these encounters their marriages end

00:28:36.380 encounters on netflix by the way there's more than this guy 17 year marriage happened to 17 0.99

00:28:41.920 year marriage dissolved overnight business dissolved overnight he goes i saw the fucking 0.99

00:28:46.340 spaceship they go i can't do this with you doll well because no but the i can't do this with you 0.98

00:28:51.900 doll i think was mostly about and i understand this okay like it wasn't even disbelief it was

00:28:57.560 just like he was obsessed with like getting the radar data and proving it of course proving it

00:29:00.980 it becomes and that that's you know they can't i i actually had i was like if i saw an alien

00:29:08.100 i mean i think it would be like this i think it would be like you know it's so it's so weird

00:29:12.900 right now how like it's not even that weird like this should be really freaking me out and i'm like

00:29:18.220 kind of like not well i can see that that's what happened that's when we saw the congressional

00:29:22.000 hearing with the guy being like yes the aircraft crashed with biologics it was like okay yeah i

00:29:26.980 You know, this UFO crash, the alien society, yeah.

00:29:30.020 Like, it doesn't, something about it doesn't pierce.

00:29:33.760 I don't know what it is.

00:29:35.240 Well, you know, I mean, they're us.

00:29:36.620 Because it makes sense.

00:29:38.020 We're a vault.

00:29:38.660 We are, we've destroyed the planet.

00:29:41.220 And the aliens ostensibly are native to Earth. 0.98

00:29:43.980 And they're us in like, you know, fucking 150 years or 2,000 years or whatever. 0.95

00:29:47.840 Maybe there's a lot of options. 0.96

00:29:48.780 A lot of options.

00:29:49.780 It might be self-flattery.

00:29:51.020 You know what I mean?

00:29:51.500 It really could be.

00:29:52.180 You made something better than you.

00:29:53.540 You're me in a few years.

00:29:55.260 coming back to help me be what i am you i know well they have clothes apparently

00:30:01.960 some yeah when they're like when they're like yeah the suits are kind of um i have friends

00:30:08.460 that are almost concerned the last week and a half i've gotten so alien not actually concerned

00:30:12.340 like jokingly concerned and then i'm getting a little agitated on text i'm going so what you

00:30:17.040 think aliens don't exist you think we're the you think in the vastness of the universe or we're

00:30:20.660 the only fucking well yeah here's a cake and they go no no but evidence i go talk about it with

00:30:26.160 everyone yeah exactly you can't talk about okay it's i mean we can we can do our little our thing 0.96

00:30:30.900 here okay and we can play and be funny here about it and we can talk about with each other but not

00:30:35.480 everyone not everyone can handle everything well by the way you know people can't handle there's

00:30:39.180 some article i have to read in the guardian what's his name the climate science guy i'm just going

00:30:42.780 to say this briefly something about how the tides in the atlantic tides in the atlantic are shifting

00:30:47.080 collapsing yeah basically all of europe's gonna have no ability to generate food in the next 10

00:30:51.880 years so yeah it's gonna get some crazy what was that yeah no i know what was i oh i saw a lot of

00:31:02.320 posts about um hold on well i was starting yeah i was starting to it's time to um learn how to 0.74

00:31:09.040 survive these fucking literally any yeah basic scenario without a cvs handy i know maybe try 0.89

00:31:17.960 i was like thinking like you know i'm getting dinner with my farmer relatives tomorrow because 0.95

00:31:23.160 i gotta get in with the farm i gotta go listen well you need to make sure that you can that

00:31:26.360 that when you're knocking on their fence they're not sending you away they won't send me away but

00:31:30.880 but you want it to be better than that i need to get it away i need to get i need to start

00:31:35.160 worrying about farming well i need to get in there so i'm so i'm half farmer yeah half farmer um

00:31:41.820 funny farmer i'd take like i'd take like i'd take a three month you know us and maybe our partners

00:31:49.300 we go somewhere we learn skills what about the farm frog hollow farm no not just farming yeah

00:31:55.280 oh all of them skills yeah like can you tie a knot you'd hang by no no i'm cyanide

00:32:04.820 pillar on the neck i think i'm just gonna yeah i don't know but at that point you might as well

00:32:09.880 see it through like let it take you for more life experience totally you don't want to be sent right

00:32:15.680 back down to earth in a new form because you didn't like ride out the end you know what i'm

00:32:22.540 saying duck out early in that situation they send you back to experience the floods oh my god

00:32:27.880 i just hope that um given the fact that by the way we will do pook through the end

00:32:37.480 we'll be broadcasting oh yeah and we'll need your payment yeah we'll need you to be

00:32:43.820 subscribing up the subscription yeah sending canned foods we'll be doing dispatch well that's

00:32:50.100 where we finally you know is it radio waves what's the format pure telepathy well that's

00:32:56.580 the other piece of this if we don't get serious about a variety of skills now kate what you mean

00:33:02.060 like telepathy actual projection that's what i'm saying that we got to go into meditation listen

00:33:06.120 30 minutes a day can provide you with the tools yeah yeah 30 is more than 30 is hefty i know i'm

00:33:13.040 saying but 30 minutes a day you go three minutes a day that's better than 15 and 15 i'm talking

00:33:17.440 about because they say maybe not you know the classic no but i'm talking about specifically um

00:33:22.400 with uh meditations designed to like the brain waves equalize you get you prepped for astral

00:33:29.420 projection oh i you my my dead face just if anyone's not clear no i didn't think you were

00:33:35.120 literally 15 years ago i was listening to the kelly howell you were ahead of it you were ahead

00:33:39.260 of it fully oh my god oh my gosh head of memory i did i did one of the sonic vessel yeah first

00:33:43.880 transmission sorry this is almost too private to say but i'm gonna say it i swear to god i saw

00:33:49.680 i had two spirit guides holy shit i bet you did and here's what's really funny they were with me

00:33:54.800 i don't know if i want to say this actually i feel it right now don't yeah yeah it was cool though 0.90

00:33:59.800 i um i'd like a more visceral relationship having another realization okay wow

00:34:08.440 i gotta get serious i gotta get off scroll i gotta stop scrolling dulling the blade of the

00:34:13.980 of the mind so obvious it's so obvious that it that but then as a result of it being obvious

00:34:19.340 we ignore it which is imagine handing your attention over your life okay your consciousness

00:34:24.800 imagine handing it over so a company can make an extra 120 dollar 20 going oh my god going no no

00:34:32.120 take my whole life when you think about take my take it all think about this what what is meditation

00:34:39.580 right okay you're like i'm gonna be aware right awareness consciousness i'm gonna sit in awareness

00:34:45.440 right yeah notice whatever and then you think of what scrolling is okay fire hose yeah okay which

00:34:51.800 is which is plunking it down yeah i'm letting it be unfurl into hell yeah so you know i gotta get

00:35:00.200 serious so what do we do what do we do how do we do it it's a complete abstinence is impossible 0.84

00:35:06.660 because i because my fucking bag is online yeah so we got to post a bit i don't know i don't know 0.92

00:35:13.240 i don't know i don't know i don't know i guess we um i guess it is a little weird that it's 0.98

00:35:18.420 wrapped up in our like personal like i guess it's sort of it's sort of like if it's if our

00:35:23.420 bag is wrapped up in posting then somebody would say that you have to hire someone you have to

00:35:28.720 hire someone get off there but i want my little cookie i want to say hey that's what's hard i

00:35:33.640 crave I crave the connection that it offers you mean you do you mean the like like interaction

00:35:38.760 because you know you you posted something recently like you know like needed a hit yeah and that was

00:35:43.460 like some like hot photos and then like people are like mother or whatever yeah and I'm like yes

00:35:47.480 yes children no I crave it I've had an unnatural need for attention or maybe not unnatural but I've

00:35:54.200 had it innate and and absolutely just bottomless need for attention since I was a child I would

00:36:01.940 argue oh okay i'm degrading myself a little bit but but i used to get my rocks off i get my rocks

00:36:07.580 off get your rocks off on stage i bet they're right i used to not i used to not need it i mean 0.84

00:36:14.060 i i say it once every fucking year probably on this podcast but we all remember when a million 0.98

00:36:22.480 fucking years ago you know i i posed this quandary earliest down of days to chelsea pretty 0.92

00:36:28.220 and she's like you could turn off you know the comments or whatever on like youtube or something 0.96

00:36:32.600 or whatever it was yeah she's like something about like you don't have to they can talk about

00:36:37.320 you online you don't have to provide them the platform exactly so talk about how ugly i am

00:36:41.660 yeah yeah i need the compliments again she goes no you don't yeah there it is there it is mommy

00:36:47.560 yeah there it is by the day i just talked about this on on the pod but how my friend's kid is

00:36:53.040 like fully screenless like a toddler oh my god and they're really really diligent about it and i

00:36:57.500 I haven't seen The Child in a long time, but I have a friend who has and is like, he's

00:37:01.400 a genius.

00:37:02.220 And by genius, meaning he doesn't, he truly does not interact with screens.

00:37:05.940 I think he's four.

00:37:07.660 All he does is read, obsessed with books, being read to, and that he had a memory.

00:37:11.900 He was like, I want the book.

00:37:13.340 He was saying the title of a book.

00:37:14.340 And they were like, what is he talking about?

00:37:15.660 Like, he doesn't have that book.

00:37:16.780 They look it up.

00:37:17.680 It was a book that he had seen.

00:37:19.260 They had gone to France or something.

00:37:20.380 It was a book that was like a French book in a children's bookstore that he remembered.

00:37:23.760 like the like wow and now the kids i don't know what do you do you can't have a kid unless

00:37:31.720 what do you do yeah i mean it can't um no no no it it can't um well you're here sick of my

00:37:42.200 i keep chat yeah yeah no sick of myself oh okay here's what i was gonna say

00:37:46.960 oh the depression the next the next thing the thing yeah that i'm like oh by the way my jaw's

00:37:52.860 been acting up. I saw this person do this. Okay. Pushing it forward. Careful. But I was lying on

00:37:58.980 my stomach. Yeah. And here's what I did because I couldn't bring myself to just sit and be aware

00:38:03.940 in front of my, our red light panel. Yeah. Wow. So I lay on my stomach cause I want it to be

00:38:08.240 close. Hang off the bed. And I have it like this. So it's getting like half of my face and whatever.

00:38:12.780 And I'm scrolling for Chewy to be clear. Chewy.com looking for a perch for Boo in another tunnel

00:38:17.880 cause he loves his tunnel. Yeah. It was heavenly. Okay. That was a wind. Yeah. And then I went over

00:38:21.620 here. Okay. And I did it. And I go, this is good. Um, and I started muting my Joe Dispenza. I'm all

00:38:28.820 about, we got to get back to blessing the energy centers. Okay. We got it. We got to get back

00:38:33.120 through, through intention affecting our own field, Kate. Histamine intolerance.

00:38:43.240 Sorry, it hurt. The laughter hurt me. Well, that's the Pepsi and Zyrtec. I know. I know.

00:38:49.560 histamine everything i read the thing they go if you suffer from the above if they if you suffer

00:38:54.060 from this you might have history and talent uh histamine intolerance uh brain fog depression

00:38:58.500 anxiety uh aches and pains dr me headaches it's like well yeah yeah welcome yeah but and then

00:39:04.940 somebody actually had reached out and was like you might have tomato like tomato uh allergy is

00:39:10.440 histamine intolerance 101 and as we all know i get migraines my new by the way my guys my my

00:39:16.560 prescription for my migraine medication, my injection is coming through and I will be doing

00:39:20.940 the injections live for bonus. You have to pay to see me do my migraine injections.

00:39:27.600 To watch, to watch the needle.

00:39:29.100 To watch the needle go in.

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00:41:20.360 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:41:21.080 But how to do the greens?

00:41:22.260 Impossible.

00:41:23.040 Want to hear me trying because, you know, I'm a solutions-based woman, right?

00:41:26.200 How much arugula?

00:41:27.480 Give it to me.

00:41:27.900 A handful will do.

00:41:28.300 A handful will do.

00:41:28.920 Which is about half a cup?

00:41:30.100 Probably.

00:41:30.700 Fistful?

00:41:31.000 I mean, I'll have to ask Esselstyn.

00:41:32.360 I love arugula.

00:41:34.080 And I love vinegar.

00:41:35.320 By the way, I love arugula.

00:41:36.600 Mm.

00:41:37.780 Mm.

00:41:38.660 dead serious like i was blown away by it i was like god it's peppery it's no no but 0.96

00:41:45.980 bad arugula worse than bad arugula bad arugula make you go i don't fucking want that why bitter 0.89

00:41:54.260 by the way i never got to tell you the broccoli so it's the broccoli sprouts okay oh yeah so i go 0.96

00:42:00.540 what do they say like every day and then you never die yeah basically yeah okay and and you

00:42:05.960 get sulforaphane which you also get by tearing up your your kale and letting it sit for 10 minutes

00:42:10.640 basically kale too oh yeah cruciferous okay you tear it up the sulforaphane is produced because

00:42:16.540 it produces the stuff to protect itself when it's being torn whatever gregor classic okay

00:42:20.580 so the and the broccoli sprouts are like fully that whatever point is i'm like all right and

00:42:25.380 part of the reason that i try to create convenience is so that i can then force those around me to

00:42:29.860 also take part partner you okay so i go i go i asked i asked chris to get some toothpicks i'm

00:42:35.860 working on the okay but i'm i'm what i'm planning okay a little collard a little collard or other

00:42:41.520 or big lettuce leaf you know the big one by the way i'm in a wide by the way look i'm in wide

00:42:46.780 second okay okay so so i'm gonna get the greens in there the sprouts in where wrapped inside

00:42:55.200 another leaf so it'll be like a my greens and then anointed with vinegar so I grab one boom

00:43:00.660 out of the fridge yeah boom throughout the day it's just the little thing I grab the handful's

00:43:04.580 not bad honestly the handful works and then I'm thinking but if it were pre-made like a little

00:43:09.180 roll that I just reach in yeah this is another thing for me I really want reach in and I've

00:43:13.940 looked and the options are not as plentiful as you have to go custom okay containers meant for

00:43:19.980 the fridge that you reach in and without having to like take something out okay but it is covered

00:43:25.000 Like a little lid and you pull out a couple of berries, you know, almost like the basket of berries in the fridge, that whole look.

00:43:31.640 I'm aware.

00:43:32.580 Yeah.

00:43:32.820 But like almost that kind of like salad bar straight out of the fridge, but covered.

00:43:38.340 Yeah.

00:43:38.860 And, you know, other treats and delights.

00:43:42.600 I can imagine it.

00:43:44.180 There, I went to, so spending a lot of time at the new LACMA and we'll go together and that'll be a whole thing.

00:43:51.480 spending a lot of time at the new LACMA and um there's an air one cafe there which is hysterical

00:43:56.940 well done LACMA you know what I mean they're smart they're smart for that clever clever boy

00:44:01.540 okay yeah yeah uh but they go in there and they have a couple smoothies and whatever

00:44:04.520 and they have matcha and I see as they've got this I know we all remember okay but I go Jesus

00:44:10.020 Christ you know I think they've got matcha well they think they've got matcha he was good okay

00:44:14.220 he looks stunning again really stunning as usual all right there's my girl um so and they had this

00:44:20.480 like special thing whatever the point is and i i went for a little substitution and they honored

00:44:24.420 it because it was really it wasn't a substitution it was simply give it to me remove the thing

00:44:28.160 because they have this elaborate sort of matcha with a strawberry compote with another stuff but

00:44:33.680 there's other stuff going in it i wanted the strawberry kate i'm trying to get it remember

00:44:37.100 we talked about i'm trying to get more into the matcha i said can i have the matcha with the

00:44:41.040 almond milk no cream top whatever yeah yeah and just just the comp oh yeah they're into that i'm

00:44:46.400 sure it was funny you know it's funny it's like i've had it and i enjoy it and it's like you know 0.65

00:44:51.020 first slurp is like pure strawberry you gotta a fun do a thing get fucked up matcha together that'd 0.58

00:44:55.900 be fun yeah definitely okay so beverly hills juice oh yeah sorry sorry i was just gonna 0.62

00:45:00.820 really break in to say we're uplifting beverly hills juice which is probably 10 minutes away 0.92

00:45:04.220 from here it's just a window you can't get in erwan go eat your fucking heart out these smoothies are 0.87

00:45:09.680 unbelievable fraction of the cost fresh juice the real deal they've been there forever i just 0.98

00:45:13.920 we need to be going to Beverly Hills juice.

00:45:15.840 I would love that.

00:45:16.540 And I'd love to really work on it

00:45:18.280 and get something on the menu that's ours.

00:45:19.960 Air One smoothies for me, it's a no.

00:45:22.100 It's just...

00:45:23.500 They're ice cream bombs.

00:45:24.900 They're ice cream bombs.

00:45:26.260 It's like, what is...

00:45:27.680 Beverly Hills juice, so simple, but so good.

00:45:29.920 You will be moaning.

00:45:30.820 They do like coconut-based,

00:45:32.860 carrot juice, frozen carrot juice-based.

00:45:35.140 I know, you've been really hot on the carrots recently.

00:45:37.500 I know.

00:45:37.880 You've been really hot on the carrots.

00:45:38.620 And a green juice that's actually good.

00:45:40.860 Actually tasty or actually real greens?

00:45:42.480 What I mean is that...

00:45:43.700 I don't, if I, if I want green juice, I don't want pear, apple, I want the greens.

00:45:48.680 But these greens, it's like good amount of lemon, nice amount of ginger, like really

00:45:51.900 drinkable, fresh, good.

00:45:52.980 Okay.

00:45:53.180 Well, you know what I used to get?

00:45:54.180 What? 0.88

00:45:54.600 I'm sure I've told the hags before.

00:45:56.100 Okay.

00:45:56.580 But in New York, corner store, kind of that had a little like juice bar, whatever.

00:46:01.380 We'd go there every day and I would basically get the greens.

00:46:04.420 I would get the green thing, but I wanted a little, a little something sweet to just

00:46:08.800 kind of offset. 0.99

00:46:09.160 Give her a little something. 0.98

00:46:10.600 So I asked them, so they would put some strawberry in.

00:46:13.100 okay strawberries I know theme okay but you're a strawberry girl Jesus I sure am right is your 0.98

00:46:19.440 hair strawberry are you strawberry blonde are you strawberry disgusting character strawberry 1.00

00:46:23.280 short cock are you take a minute with it okay strawberry short cock yeah okay he's really proud 1.00

00:46:28.980 of how short his cock is strawberry short like a bonnet okay okay all right all right but anyway 1.00

00:46:41.160 anyway so wait what were you asking do you have strawberries blonde hair oh i knew there was 0.99

00:46:46.220 something i don't know what color hair you and another friend recently described her as blonde

00:46:50.800 she goes i'm not blonde do you have red hair no you have brown hair i have auburnish hair

00:46:55.500 strawberry blonde no one really knows what those terms mean you know um okay good you know it's in

00:47:01.680 it's it's unclear i tend to have a lot of red highlight someone there's a phrase recently

00:47:06.380 someone said i go i don't know what that means ash blonde no no it was like a it was like um

00:47:12.380 fuck what is it like case in point something like that and i was like it'll come to me 0.84

00:47:18.840 that's also another lowest form of observation of you know it was like 0.99

00:47:23.020 wait wait wait it came to me lowest form of like conversation is like

00:47:30.180 like um trying to remember something no no no like the phrase of like like like

00:47:36.080 oh to use cliched phrases no be like what does that even mean oh like how dare you no no no i

00:47:43.000 think i think okay language okay pulling apart language is meaningful always good all right

00:47:47.940 wait okay i'm trying to see here wait wait i'm still telling you something i can feel it oh yeah

00:47:53.820 but then then i thought it was very and i i drink it and i go it's not really they aren't moving

00:47:58.440 together the straw wait two things one so the corner bodega so i i get this this thing every

00:48:04.260 day and i always get the green one okay okay yeah and i ask and i go plus strawberry okay it's

00:48:10.820 delicious there'll be a little flecks of red amidst the green beautiful fascinating i named

00:48:15.380 it because they were creating a new for yourself menu you named it it's on the board yes what's

00:48:20.160 it called the rose garden god you're good that's amazing i know where in new york city on 71st

00:48:26.680 in columbus i mean i don't know if it's still there i hope so years ago jacqueline's rose garden 0.92

00:48:31.620 I remember there was a bodega, and my favorite sandwich they had was called My Girlfriend's a Whore. 0.88

00:48:36.220 That's tough. 0.85

00:48:37.240 That's Williamsburg for you.

00:48:38.340 I mean, that was 2015.

00:48:41.480 No, yeah, 2014. 0.98

00:48:43.340 What was it fucking called? 0.97

00:48:44.760 I used to live off the Laura Morrell. 1.00

00:48:47.020 What the fuck was it called? 0.98

00:48:48.520 But it was the rap that I liked, and they made me go in there and say that. 1.00

00:48:52.400 I'll have the My Girlfriend's a Whore. 0.96

00:48:56.600 Can you believe that? 1.00

00:48:57.680 Yeah.

00:48:58.440 I'm unimpressed.

00:49:00.060 It's not right.

00:49:01.620 um and then and then so i do that at the lacma right and then and then i'm at erwan

00:49:09.960 proper yesterday and i hear a couple of girls behind me going well yeah you get the matcha and

00:49:15.880 then the strawberry but the strawberry you suck it right out at the bottom of the cup and then

00:49:18.680 it's just harsh matcha and i was matcha and i was like exactly it's kind of weird i mean the things

00:49:22.960 you over here because it was exactly the issue i've been having yeah you gotta stir it up but

00:49:27.280 are you sitting down are you sitting down i've never had strawberry matcha i've had the one

00:49:32.500 at la cologne right which i think they took off the menu uh right pork hay but the strub i want 0.99

00:49:38.960 to go get there's some module places i like i want to get with you go full fucked up and you 0.85

00:49:43.380 can get they have a vegan cream top too yeah stagger i want to go to anyway do you find that 0.66

00:49:51.220 the um the boost because it is the caffeine boost yeah is it really varies yeah so you don't know

00:49:57.220 the this whole thing with the macho they go it's a clean buzz i mean i um can't speak to it

00:50:04.480 can't speak to it but often a matcha won't hit me like a although i'll say i had a couple

00:50:09.480 some matches they do give you that buzz and i've even had my i've even tweaked out if you have my

00:50:14.140 look that's when having like two matches and a coffee i'm like not thrilled i'm having this

00:50:19.280 is yesterday i was anxious and um trying to go uh looking looking the shelves this is where whole

00:50:26.640 foods did not deliver looking in the shelves going they must have some kind of tonic like

00:50:31.040 an l-theanine you know relaxation tonic they didn't have anything like that i was sort of 0.93

00:50:36.300 surprised that is surprising because they're everywhere now that kind of shit there's so

00:50:39.440 many um i still and i want array to send i need i need array to send a full breadth of product i 0.85

00:50:45.700 want to box to each of us with every product because i've said this before the array calm 0.76

00:50:49.280 supplement a couple times now i'm feeling freaked out i fucking take two of the array calm i'm out 0.78

00:50:54.360 the door um you know what i think we should get into i want yeah i have a new poog song 0.90

00:51:00.680 or bonnie rate how much bonnie rate do you listen to well i listen to let's give them something to

00:51:06.160 talk about non-stop wait so people will think this is funny that um so on last week's episode

00:51:10.500 I talked about how I

00:51:11.540 I went voluntarily

00:51:12.800 to a pediatrician's mixer

00:51:14.480 again I don't have children

00:51:15.800 but I've been following

00:51:17.740 a pediatrician

00:51:18.540 no but this song

00:51:19.720 I've been loving

00:51:20.180 and then I just

00:51:20.920 listen to the first

00:51:21.980 couple lines

00:51:22.340 full bonus episode

00:51:23.100 wait

00:51:24.080 but I'm sorry

00:51:25.140 but this is going

00:51:25.680 worth it

00:51:25.980 this is gorgeous 0.99

00:51:26.540 oh fuck 1.00

00:51:29.520 this shit 1.00

00:51:31.260 her voice is like 1.00

00:51:34.500 which time does it come out but wait for it

00:51:47.540 A friend of mine, she cries at night

00:51:50.720 And she calls me on the phone

00:51:53.140 Mm-hmm 1.00

00:51:54.720 She's babies everywhere she goes 1.00

00:51:58.860 And she wants one of her own 0.79

00:52:01.580 She's waiting long enough, she says

00:52:07.080 And still can't decide

00:52:08.060 Her voice is unbelievable

00:52:09.320 We're not going to play the whole thing, but just

00:52:12.040 Pretty soon she'll have to choose

00:52:15.240 And it tears her up inside

00:52:18.260 She's scared

00:52:20.500 Scared to run out of time

00:52:24.140 I've been looking at photos of Bonnie Wright 0.55

00:52:28.940 Bonnie Wright going 1.00

00:52:30.240 Get me in there

00:52:32.520 I'm really sweating from the song

00:52:34.000 But Kate, I'm sorry to whatever

00:52:36.680 But you're familiar with

00:52:38.560 The music hour

00:52:39.980 And I'll tell you about it later 0.87

00:52:41.400 We're going to do a poop playlist

00:52:50.160 We're going to do a poop playlist

00:52:51.360 Wait can I just please

00:52:57.180 Yeah

00:52:59.140 Money rate

00:53:03.720 The greatest song of all time

00:53:04.880 What's this one

00:53:05.540 I don't know her well

00:53:06.720 Get ready

00:53:07.160 She's really made for me

00:53:09.260 Get ready

00:53:11.400 What's this called?

00:53:12.660 Give Them Something to Talk About. 1.00

00:53:13.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:53:14.520 This is Give Them Something to Talk About. 1.00

00:53:15.440 I'm sure.

00:53:15.740 Wait, wait.

00:53:16.080 Take it in as Bonnie Raitt. 1.00

00:53:17.400 Let's give them.

00:53:18.080 People are talking.

00:53:20.280 Talking about people.

00:53:24.780 You won't believe it.

00:53:27.340 They think we're lovers.

00:53:29.260 Is she alive?

00:53:29.700 I'm not covered.

00:53:33.880 They keep saying we're alive just a little too long.

00:53:38.920 She's alive.

00:53:39.600 Thank God.

00:53:40.280 get ready and think about what this is about right it's saying what is it about everyone's

00:53:46.440 talking about it let's give them something to talk about they already think we're lovers okay

00:53:50.360 oh get ready get ready it's unbelievable

00:53:55.660 you so it's a dolly parton version of this more famous i don't think so is it her this is her

00:54:04.960 It's this

00:54:05.800 Did I tell you about when I was in New York

00:54:11.020 When I was in New York

00:54:13.540 And I had the most perfect

00:54:15.920 Alcohol buzz I've had in years 0.99

00:54:17.560 And there was no hangover and I was fucking 0.98

00:54:19.440 It was so amazing 0.98

00:54:21.280 And then I was up for two hours

00:54:22.840 Because I couldn't figure out what a certain song was

00:54:24.860 No, that you'd had during the buzz

00:54:27.180 I went, no, no, so it was that energy

00:54:28.920 Of like being slightly buzzed in bed

00:54:30.420 Wait, stop that for a second

00:54:32.340 I was trying

00:54:34.700 I was trying to put it down.

00:54:38.140 Whatever.

00:54:38.680 I found what the song was. 0.97

00:54:39.700 But we'll do a poop playlist. 0.91

00:54:41.880 You know, there's some songs.

00:54:42.920 Available to subscribers only.

00:54:43.960 Yeah.

00:54:44.220 You know, there's some songs that are like, well, and we should do it.

00:54:47.460 We should do it like radio where, I mean, we should do a full long thing.

00:54:50.200 We should do a radio hour.

00:54:51.420 That would be really fun.

00:54:52.520 God.

00:54:53.160 And we go.

00:54:54.220 We're going to do that as a thank you.

00:54:55.720 We talk them in and we talk them out.

00:54:56.840 We're going to do that as a thank you to the paid subscribers. 0.98

00:54:59.260 you're gonna get some serious fucking hits um all over the map all over the map again it just 0.97

00:55:06.520 goes back to me going is it radio because because like you and me all day hey guys yeah so 0.99

00:55:11.520 that reminds me a little something here we go folks and it is the whole thing of the person

00:55:16.960 overlapping like the dj the radio dj overlapping the song is like so special you know how they

00:55:23.000 overlap of course well it's coming in and the next we've got oh yeah can you imagine and then

00:55:28.280 and then you you gently you know you fall silent yeah and you fade so interesting such an interesting

00:55:35.780 medium um god my neck hurts from going like god this is that thing i told you that i naturally 0.98

00:55:42.260 go like this it's crazy it's really crazy it's like i'm a fucking dog well you should 0.90

00:55:47.520 you should make sure you know that you know you should just naturally send back any any is that 0.97

00:55:53.340 make sure it's not any send back any vent you just want to make sure it's not any cords 0.99

00:55:58.000 oh fuck me spiritual ones oh i know what you're talking about okay if we don't get serious 0.98

00:56:04.180 particularly as people in the public eye no okay okay people who send out work this is my new thing 1.00

00:56:10.460 i mean i say it every whatever and then i forget we need oh to close up the energy field okay

00:56:17.700 sacred vessel talks about sending out our voices through medium so they don't attach tethers yeah

00:56:25.060 or just or just when i when i if i send out a podcast and someone doesn't like it i don't feel 0.87

00:56:28.940 it in my fucking stomach yeah yeah totally totally right it's like it needs to imagine liking this 0.81

00:56:35.720 what liking what podcast oh yeah i don't know but thinking about that a lot i found love 0.98

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