Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - February 01, 2022


Every Pot Has Its Kettle

Open Casket Gross Poog

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54 minutes

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10,003

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233

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00:00:04.420 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.
00:00:08.020 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Traynor, disappeared from a commune.
00:00:11.960 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:00:15.780 No, I am not your guru.
00:00:19.420 Back then, I lied to everybody.
00:00:21.720 They have had this case for 30 years.
00:00:24.660 I'm going back to my hometown to uncover the truth.
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00:01:34.860 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.
00:01:36.300 I'm Jacqueline Novak.
00:01:37.420 And this is POOG, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
00:01:42.160 Two untamable intellects.
00:01:43.940 This is our hobby. 0.97
00:01:44.780 This is our hell.
00:01:45.640 This is our naked desire for free products.
00:01:47.940 This is POOG.
00:01:49.360 Today's topic, loosely speaking. 0.66
00:01:50.800 Half You
00:01:52.400 Power Washing
00:01:53.980 The First Soup
00:01:55.720 Imagine me and you
00:02:00.660 I do
00:02:01.560 I think about you day and night
00:02:04.460 It's only right to think about
00:02:06.960 The girl you love
00:02:08.080 And hold her tight
00:02:09.440 I was just
00:02:12.000 I have to say
00:02:12.980 I was just practically skipping down the street
00:02:16.560 I went to
00:02:17.140 Okay, listen to this 0.97
00:02:18.780 I went to go to Pre-Poog Java
00:02:20.740 i love at la colomb one of my little items here is a uh oat milk black and tan i go into the la
00:02:29.040 colomb really yeah what is that what's black and tan it's half cold brew half draft latte with
00:02:35.060 oat milk it's fabulous wow i walk into my la colomb and um the barista katie who we chat
00:02:45.280 i'm in line i noticed her basically what i'm trying to say is that she prepared my order for
00:02:52.460 me okay which was wait i'm sorry my dream sorry before before i ordered it so i i came up to
00:03:01.360 order it and she she plopped down the omuk black and tan on the counter with kind of a smile and
00:03:07.960 i said are you kidding me well walking into the neighborhood saloon they have your drink right
00:03:12.460 there for you it was huge and from time to time she'll give it to me on the house it's incredibly
00:03:15.840 generous very sweet and I had a nightmare around that situation but go on it was a dream what what
00:03:23.080 well but I'll just say that I got it and I was practically levitating skipping down the street
00:03:27.380 um yeah okay what were you saying and well I was gonna say that the sun was shining on me
00:03:34.840 it was beautiful day in the neighborhood and do you have this those moments of of joy where you're
00:03:40.100 like and now the bus hits me right like there's there's a there's a discomfort around those
00:03:45.360 moments but you have to soak it up who was it that said joy is not a crumb was it mary oliver
00:03:49.660 um you know but continue my joy is not a crumb yeah the whole thing meaning like you have to
00:03:56.780 just go for it like wait wait meaning like when you feel joy like feel it relish in it joy is not
00:04:03.320 a crumb like meaning there's more it's it's abundant no meaning that don't treat it like
00:04:09.620 it's a crumb I know what you're saying no it's interesting like well there's many versions and
00:04:16.900 are all pretty interesting right let me look yeah I'm like if you okay oh I think I know what it
00:04:23.060 might be like don't dismiss it because it's a crumb like exactly thank you yeah don't just
00:04:28.080 don't dismiss it I mean I've never dismissed a crumb to be clear oh it says joy is not made to
00:04:33.900 be a crumb oh I thought it was just joy is not a crumb well I made to be a crumb yeah you had a
00:04:43.000 nightmare around a similar scenario oh yeah oh yeah I uh there was a lovely bakery that I was
00:04:52.480 getting my daily coffee at well I'll just say it in New York City and when I was there for
00:04:57.200 six weeks or whatever and so you know i'm there for a little while and the barista at the local
00:05:03.340 spot um came to believe that she knew my order came to believe yeah when i ordered different
00:05:14.180 things different times i'd go in okay oh so first of all the second that happens even once i think
00:05:21.480 uh it's like okay then I don't know this person's order so I will never assume you're locked oh
00:05:28.080 right right right like four days in a row I get a you know iced quad espresso okay black then one
00:05:36.300 day I get it with milk then black then then milk the next day okay okay I go in one day I get the
00:05:43.040 wrong thing not what I ordered but what she thinks is my order and Chris brought it out to me I wasn't
00:05:48.320 in there. And I was like, fuck it. It's fine. There's milk in there, whatever. Next day I go 1.00
00:05:52.720 and I go, we got to be careful. She thinks she knows what's up. We got to really manage this.
00:05:56.300 Okay. So the, so I go to the counter person. I mean the person at the cash register, different
00:06:01.820 person. And I clarify, you know, very clearly the drink, let's say without milk. And I see the
00:06:10.940 cashier, uh, tell the order to the barista and her say no, with no milk. And then I see her, um, 0.92
00:06:18.200 saying, no, no, no. I, I got, I know their order. I got it literally. Okay. And, and I had to break
00:06:26.480 in. I was like, actually I wanted, um, it was, uh, black. And then, uh, she, oh, changing things 1.00
00:06:36.920 up today okay now my commitment to the truth I had to set aside yeah being a regular has
00:06:48.620 benefits and detractors that's all I'll say I mean it's it's my dream and I and I love it
00:06:55.200 I absolutely love it across the board yeah never had a bad experience no never had one get too
00:07:01.220 cozy asking about your life in detail I've had a couple I've had a couple there was one I will say
00:07:11.540 when I was in Pittsburgh as we all remember for months there was a certain fella who became a
00:07:18.720 problem there's actually no story here I have to cut out well I I do have a few more okay go in the
00:07:25.280 realm which are um when I like something you know I like to repeat it so I get into these things
00:07:30.320 where I'm like this is me now I come in the afternoons to this empty soup house and I I sit 0.97
00:07:38.300 here and I get my thing and I whatever and I feel it out and then it's like well number one worst
00:07:44.340 I would say not not even a waiter but but another patron treating a woman dining alone with anything
00:07:50.060 such as a book or a laptop or anything they treat it as a entry point into conversation with you
00:07:56.120 as though you went there to garner interest to perform to perform reading or working yeah i mean
00:08:04.560 literally have you i mean a notebook in a restaurant are you kidding or a bar are you
00:08:08.080 kidding it's like that would happen to me and i'm sure to completely what you're writing literally
00:08:12.320 no no what you're writing i've gotten that's exactly and like honestly there is no answer
00:08:18.440 that was always riding the subway all those years you know how it is us you're going to shows you're 0.99
00:08:23.660 Look at it in your goddamn joke notebook. 0.99
00:08:25.420 Oh, you know, you're scribbling. 1.00
00:08:26.600 You're scribbling.
00:08:27.660 So, yeah, what you writing?
00:08:29.280 What you got there?
00:08:30.060 What you writing?
00:08:30.900 And honestly, what's the answer?
00:08:32.100 A book?
00:08:32.620 I mean, like, if the answer is a book, I can't say that.
00:08:35.440 You can't say that.
00:08:36.500 And you certainly can't if it's comedy.
00:08:39.120 So that's the end of a conversation?
00:08:41.420 Oh, a stand-up comedy bit?
00:08:43.120 Yeah.
00:08:43.880 I'm a comedian.
00:08:45.200 Can you imagine?
00:08:46.080 Jokes.
00:08:46.380 Jesus.
00:08:47.020 There's no.
00:08:48.720 I mean, perform your, what you think is like the most common reaction to.
00:08:53.020 what you're writing is so funny to being forced you know or somehow they've gotten it where you've
00:08:59.900 confessed your comedian identity never never you literally never do like you've never been forced
00:09:07.880 almost never of course I've I have been forced but I one time said I was a teacher see but you
00:09:15.560 yeah you're comfortable lying you have that thing like I'm like you know writer arts
00:09:22.040 oh god yeah and but then you know they dig i don't know say you're say you're a podcaster
00:09:29.180 but i just i want to get back to the yeah no there was a restaurant where the guy
00:09:33.280 where the waiter i'm there with my computer i don't know why i'm already laughing look i'm not
00:09:38.240 at a restaurant at 8 30 at night with my with my computational device like i'm trying to flirt
00:09:46.040 with the restaurant speak for yourself i could see myself kind of no i well i could see you as
00:09:51.700 well okay but i'm there i'm really ordering food like there's an intensity there's a quality to it
00:09:56.000 like i'm already certain dining establishments i'm not bringing my computer in do you know what
00:09:59.760 i mean just to be clear i just just trust me on this one folks okay the waiter what you're writing
00:10:04.640 and then and then oh you know just working or like what are you doing just working okay and
00:10:08.880 then they start in on this is absolute hell have you ever had this sort of thing oh you know you
00:10:13.560 got to take a break in this life i even like tried like a this is boring stuff kind of thing like
00:10:19.540 yeah and then he's like come on really what are you working on and then there's the second trip
00:10:23.960 and then the third time back said um what are you uh in the cia or something you're not going
00:10:30.000 to tell me what your work oh no that's extreme that's very extreme what are your thoughts on
00:10:38.180 fresh flowers in the home
00:10:39.740 i'm looking at these flowers that i bought that are really beautiful i'm pro i mean i just say
00:10:49.420 the labor some of the pollen just fell off and i fear is perhaps staining my wood but um there is
00:10:55.340 interesting coming from a coasterless woman oh yeah i know stain the wood before you stain your 1.00
00:11:02.060 reputation oh but fresh flowers oh yeah fresh flowers do you want to know it's worth it okay 0.96
00:11:07.420 that's what i'm that's what i'm gonna say is that is that sometimes we go this is an extravagance
00:11:12.100 whatever but it actually is worth it the window is short here's what here's where i make the
00:11:16.500 mistake with flowers changing the water clipping the ends that is so much work no you can't i just
00:11:23.660 do so i really want to know this so people have flowers and then they're dumping out the water
00:11:27.740 every what day every other day i think so i mean back i mean that i mean it's just my god it's from
00:11:34.160 another era and those that you know choose to do it now I don't know what you can say about those
00:11:39.960 people you know those are things we go would you learn that from your mother who learned it from
00:11:43.940 her mother learned it from her mother like exactly and that's all we have and I and I and that's what
00:11:48.260 I take I you know I should be doing that as just a way to honor my ancestors I should be clipping
00:11:52.660 the bottoms of the flowers no it well it is actually oh wait I had fresh flowers in my
00:11:57.700 green room uh or a dressing room i guess in a way for the theater jesus i don't even know the terms
00:12:05.280 there were some fresh flowers from opening night oh yeah and then i would try to maintain them for
00:12:10.360 a little while so i would actually dunk them out and that's because you know you're backstage you
00:12:14.800 you know you got your nerves you got to do something so i'm rinsing out jars i'm snipping
00:12:20.280 ends and god the smell of flowers sort of rotting is very closely tied to the dressing room green
00:12:29.160 room pre-show that smell though can become horrendous when it's rotting in the vase you
00:12:37.540 ever really lift that up oh yeah gelatinous hell i might be imagining that but it is it gets
00:12:43.700 slimy in there the prehistoric gel it can be heinous no i'm remembering no no when it's time
00:12:49.620 to clean it out the smell of death no it eclipses the beauty the flowers once once bore right just
00:12:56.400 as beautiful as they were they are now that disgusting much like a corpse of course i mean
00:13:05.880 i know we've discussed i mean i'm happy to do week two on corpses but the fact
00:13:12.380 that they degrade so quickly just shocks me within hours it is within hours of death
00:13:19.100 it's cool no it is cool it is cool okay who's knocking on my door in an absolutely terrifying
00:13:25.380 way is it one of these it was so hurry no no i'll be back it was so fast like a little like
00:13:31.500 a little fairy good that sounds like a package alert she's gone
00:13:36.480 oh i'm sorry it was just a little delivery 0.99
00:13:41.260 one time I almost worked for a woman she's in a mansion she showed me around
00:13:49.280 I didn't know I feel like I'm exposing somebody I'm not I made it a mansion it was actually an
00:13:55.220 apartment building in New York City I'm trying to like obscure identities and yet again my
00:13:59.120 refusal to lie comes through and she showed me around this incredible place it was like maybe
00:14:04.260 I was going to be like do some assistant work for her or something in the house and she took
00:14:10.300 me around and there were these packages on the table and she had to at one point accept a package
00:14:14.180 and she's like so yeah that's pretty much what it is around here you know signing for packages and
00:14:20.880 but presented like it was this sort of whirlwind of activity it was odd oh right right right
00:14:28.000 other people's lives other people's lives what are they like completely exotic always and that's
00:14:35.000 Not just because that was a different, you know, kind of lifestyle, but I've been shopping
00:14:41.300 for bathing suits.
00:14:42.320 Ooh.
00:14:43.160 Let's talk about it.
00:14:44.040 The eternal struggle.
00:14:45.140 Yeah, I think I mentioned.
00:14:47.400 Oh, wait, we got to go to break, though.
00:14:48.420 We got to go to break.
00:14:49.300 After the break.
00:14:52.040 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.
00:14:55.920 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.
00:15:00.660 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Traynor, disappeared from a commune.
00:15:05.080 It was hard to wrap your head around.
00:15:06.520 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.
00:15:10.180 No, I am not your guru.
00:15:13.940 And back then, I lied to my parents.
00:15:16.540 I lied to police.
00:15:17.820 I lied to everybody.
00:15:18.840 There were years right where I could not say your name.
00:15:21.780 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,
00:15:24.460 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists,
00:15:27.280 whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened.
00:15:30.660 Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods and not the obvious boyfriend?
00:15:35.220 They have had this case for 30 years. 1.00
00:15:38.140 I'll teach you sons of bitches to come around here and my wife. 1.00
00:15:41.180 Boom, boom. 1.00
00:15:42.480 This is The Red Weather.
00:15:45.500 Listen to The Red Weather on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:15:57.040 And we're back.
00:15:58.140 Suits, swimsuits.
00:15:59.920 Swim the fan.
00:16:00.540 I think I mentioned on the pod before that I inherited a bikini.
00:16:06.200 I actually don't think you have mentioned this on the pod, your inheritance.
00:16:09.660 A dear friend was sent, this is an embarrassment of riches, but a bunch of Versace gear.
00:16:16.260 And they sent.
00:16:17.240 Wait, a bunch?
00:16:18.500 Yeah, I didn't see all of it, but stuff.
00:16:20.940 Holy wow.
00:16:22.440 And sent him a Versace like string bikini, like orange neon bikini.
00:16:30.540 And he was like, take it.
00:16:31.920 And I was like, okay.
00:16:33.540 And it's my first bikini.
00:16:34.920 And I think I'm going to wear it.
00:16:37.560 Let's take a minute with the first bikini. 1.00
00:16:39.820 String bikini. 1.00
00:16:40.760 That's not the right term, but it's a bikini. 0.95
00:16:42.560 Yeah.
00:16:43.340 No, but I mean, when you say first bikini, do you mean first two-piece bathing suit?
00:16:49.440 Practically.
00:16:49.940 I have a two-piece, but it's a high-waisted.
00:16:52.060 How?
00:16:52.140 You grew up in California.
00:16:53.420 I know.
00:16:53.880 I know.
00:16:55.080 I was always doing tankinis.
00:16:58.640 I can't believe that.
00:16:59.860 I know.
00:17:00.540 well i was also going to say that i enjoy and i would love to receive some free um
00:17:06.600 hour swim and they do like a they do bathing suits it's like one size
00:17:10.240 if it's all cool and i really had a great experience with one of them cool yeah
00:17:16.160 you know what that's cool when it's actually like might it might clearly be no it's like
00:17:23.020 suspicious it's like how could that work which i think it is but i think that but um no but the
00:17:29.320 material I like it what I'm trying to say is I bought another one okay I bought another one and
00:17:34.160 I bought one that's that's kind of high-waisted and I just bought a more kind of typical bikini
00:17:38.640 one from that this company from the same company yeah purchased full price what are they called
00:17:42.920 again our swim here it is a full ad I plan on getting an email folks what have I been I've
00:17:50.340 been well you know I've been just constantly deal hunting as always how did you find this
00:17:55.020 I think truly back in my scrolling days I think it was advertised to me on Instagram
00:17:59.080 I'm like, how did this not come up? Because I sort of went down a swimsuit path in recent days.
00:18:06.060 And, you know, you know, it's really interesting that whole, obviously I live in California now.
00:18:10.760 OK, grew up on the East Coast. OK. Why am I talking about this? This isn't how I talk.
00:18:16.460 It's really disturbing. I mean, I know you've talked about this experience. You're slipping into when you hear yourself.
00:18:21.180 I'm not going far enough into like a joking, weird ass voice that like, you know, I just did. 0.74
00:18:25.960 it could be confused for me. No, I understand the half, the half you is always weird. I had 0.74
00:18:30.460 that happen actually just this morning. I was on a business call and I found myself for some reason
00:18:35.660 kind of what? Half you. Half you is half you. Oh yeah. When you're like, well, this is half me. 1.00
00:18:41.740 Get me a mask, please. Versus Phantom of the Opera. I was on a call, a business call earlier
00:18:47.760 and I found myself suddenly almost performing this kind of, so embarrassing to say out loud.
00:18:53.760 i almost found myself performing this kind of mad genius character okay of course like i was like i
00:19:01.680 was like talking about because here's the thing i just had this um i just did my show last night
00:19:06.080 for the first time kind of like new show that i'm figuring out and he like he was asking about it
00:19:11.900 and i was kind of like yeah well i don't know man i i mean i didn't say man i didn't say man but i
00:19:16.760 was like but i was like because the truth is it is so like amorphous in my mind and coming together
00:19:22.340 but but I found myself no it's you happen to be a mad genius sorry I found myself kind of kind of
00:19:27.760 rubbing my head and being like you know you know it's it's um you know and I and I was like I hated
00:19:33.780 it and I didn't know him well enough to break you couldn't break and by the way I really don't think
00:19:38.280 I'm right now presenting it as if it really were this performance I think it was much more
00:19:42.900 it was fine but I hated it hated every second and I found myself kind of rubbing my head I'm like
00:19:48.460 well, that's fake. Like I just, I was trapped in this performance and I don't even know why.
00:19:55.480 Oh, it's hard out there. I can only hope that beyond, I mean, that in those moments, there's
00:20:01.440 still, I don't know. I mean, being perceived once again, to be perceived at all is a problem.
00:20:07.520 I guess to, to aim for being perceived accurately. Well, that's one thing, but
00:20:13.860 you can almost never do it it's to be to present yourself accurately is nearly impossible right
00:20:20.420 yeah that alone I mean like there are moments where I mean it's the Borges thing again you
00:20:26.520 know um yeah but well you can't even go it's the other one the one they call Borges the one who's
00:20:33.200 clever and plays likes the sound of music I've had this experience where I I don't drive like
00:20:40.980 i'm often driving alone but there's something about when someone gets in your car who you've
00:20:45.740 never driven before i go into this hyper performance of driving where suddenly it's
00:20:51.340 really scary and i almost go out of body and i knock on wood have never i've never been in so
00:20:56.800 much as a fender bender okay it's really scary to say that because the universe then murders me
00:21:00.980 instantly but i just i identify as like a safe driver and a good driver and yeah but if someone's
00:21:07.720 in my car I've never driven before I start to become I can't I can't do the social work of
00:21:13.080 maintaining the conversation yeah while also driving I'd prefer to shut down and be silent
00:21:19.520 but you can't do that with someone you can't be like get in and then no right so you're like
00:21:23.940 exactly so I can't you can be get in I need to focus on the road I can't carry their performance
00:21:30.020 and I've had this happen a couple times where I've like nearly ended our lives like or I've
00:21:36.040 just like done wild driving moves that i never would but the the nerves of the person there and
00:21:41.540 trying to you know impress them well i remember the first time i i drove with you or you drove
00:21:47.380 me around specifically because it made quite an impression actually me driving you i don't even
00:21:52.020 recall when have i ever driven you it was like a visit to la i have a photo of us at in and out you
00:21:57.140 like eating a fry it's like one of the most special photos because it's like you look just
00:22:03.440 like a little like hog you know what I mean like which is so not how you look I don't mean like
00:22:09.760 physically whatever like just like like eating the fry like yeah utterly self-consciously now 0.84
00:22:15.140 it must be posted it's very attractive nonetheless wow you know I guess I take back the word hog
00:22:21.200 wow but yeah my teeth are but you uh but what you remember me driving oh your driving reminds me
00:22:31.840 of i mean it sounds weird it's like i want to say your driving's impulsive and rapid
00:22:35.940 and forceful you're very like like you really um no i get there pulled into a spot like people
00:22:42.560 pull into a spot with speed oh i do that is shocking to me because there's one no need for
00:22:48.220 it right i mean like to be like to really to accelerate into well there a turn into a spot
00:22:53.920 in a parking lot there's traffic behind you oh winter in the lot yeah it's a little fun to kind
00:22:59.500 in a lot it's fun to kind of pick up a little speed and get right in there yeah like i don't
00:23:03.720 i kind of break my way through i ride the break i see you know i'm not like okay you're like
00:23:09.720 into the into the spot was my feeling it's it's you when your eyes are searching and darting it's
00:23:14.880 that part of you do you know what i'm talking about that feels i feel incredibly seen right
00:23:18.420 now because i think that's true and actually you're i'm recalling now i was driving with a
00:23:22.580 friend recently and she even remarked she was like you're such a i'm sorry i'm just bragging
00:23:26.740 but she says she's like you're such a powerful driver no you really like i'm trying to think
00:23:33.160 what it reminds me it's like you get into a very i and i'll yell too i mean like i don't like get 0.99
00:23:39.360 into fights but i'll i will talk back fuck you oh yeah like in my car me like this mother yeah i 0.98
00:23:44.320 like i i get into it i actually will you make eye contact or if i need to like what you do a gesture 1.00
00:23:51.220 anything sometimes i'll do gesture i actually um screamed fuck you and flipped someone off the 0.99
00:23:56.080 other day who um almost hit me I was walking in a crosswalk oh yeah well that was fun I've noticed 0.99
00:24:02.480 around these parts um if you think right a right of way is gonna save your life you have and I 0.72
00:24:08.900 don't I don't just walk into the crosswalk regardless but there it was a ridiculous
00:24:12.940 situation where this person was like refusing to slow down and there was nowhere to go like 0.94
00:24:16.500 the stoplight was ahead you know so you're not gonna see you just anyway wow what a completely 0.92
00:24:22.400 fucking boring story what it's not wait hold on 0.95
00:24:26.900 no no wait i want to talk about it i want to talk about it i want to talk about power washing 0.98
00:24:33.120 the home the deck that i um have the most you might not need power underused deck in los angeles
00:24:42.460 yeah have you tried cleaning it with a hose on highest power yeah but i need more torque
00:24:50.460 imagine me and you i do i think about you day and night
00:25:02.680 sorry i was seeing if i could push through the discomfort of even just casually singing
00:25:11.720 and tune into the mic and not panic and have it take me completely away from the pitch to my
00:25:16.200 deck washing pitch oh no okay okay i thought you wanted to pitch my um of the music you know
00:25:21.960 something that my mother unpacked this for me all right you've heard this but you know a power
00:25:26.740 washer can cut your arm right off with the shut up the pain of a okay that might not be quite true
00:25:33.200 but i believe it can injure you are you serious that's incredible just surgical accuracy just
00:25:39.420 laser it off wait power wash injury injury okay can power wash hurt you high pressure can easily
00:25:52.100 cut through flesh oh hell yeah pressure put out by a pressure washer can cut through flesh
00:25:57.700 they create a high pressure water that's terrifying water injection many times result
00:26:04.820 in amputation or severe nerve damage.
00:26:07.460 So I just want to say. 0.99
00:26:10.580 Holy shit. 1.00
00:26:12.180 Maybe try putting your thumb over half of your thing 0.99
00:26:16.240 and so you can get some more force.
00:26:18.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:19.040 Well, I wouldn't power wash it.
00:26:20.740 I would get someone to come power wash it.
00:26:23.760 I picked up a butterfly clip recently.
00:26:25.820 Oh, God, it's nice.
00:26:27.320 Whoa, that thing is huge.
00:26:28.960 Even when it fails.
00:26:30.020 Yeah, even when it fails, I'm still happy to have it.
00:26:33.400 every year i tell myself i'm gonna start putting my hair up and every year i fail
00:26:37.320 well you did it this year once remember when oh yeah i did we all were really excited i sent a
00:26:43.680 photo to like you my mother it was huge i put my hair it was the first time that i've ever done it
00:26:48.260 i put my hair up in a it was almost a bun or something it was why is that shocking because
00:26:55.080 i've never done it yeah i just don't even have the yeah it was up it's so oh it'd be kind of
00:27:01.060 fun for me to do hairstyles on you next time we're like will you do them wouldn't that be so fun
00:27:05.500 i have a few experiments i'm interested in doing we're gonna hang out tomorrow so
00:27:09.940 maybe you can do my hair it's interesting you're covering your ears
00:27:12.700 huh oh no you're not what do you mean i forgot it's the headphones yeah
00:27:17.040 i was gonna go to best buy and i was thinking about investing in some expensive headphones
00:27:23.460 because i never have and it's time wireless interesting for walking around for i don't
00:27:28.980 worry them when i walk around for fear of being murdered by a car you know in a crosswalk or
00:27:33.580 something but yeah no for travel primarily for travel interesting do you think the bluetooth
00:27:40.520 radiates your brain beyond comprehension well but who cares at this point well i do maybe it's time
00:27:48.400 to go air tubes again we've spoken about them before there's something i got cated in two years
00:27:53.480 ago i know the wire though is true i'm thinking about traveling you know long flights and such
00:27:59.780 my ears hurt the pain is unbearable i can barely finish yeah just from having them on the ears
00:28:06.720 like they hurt the ears no i have very small ears i've learned well which kind what kind do you use
00:28:13.580 that are hurting you they're not cans like i don't have any cans all the way around the ear i have 0.92
00:28:18.640 these like are the bullshit ones that do they go in those i can't i mean after 45 minutes those 0.96
00:28:23.900 murder can't do that no one over ear so you have like 90s walkman yeah i have those that that rest 0.99
00:28:31.760 that have a little rest on the ear and they rest on the ear they hurt the sound actually that comes
00:28:36.540 out of those i also got those on instagram dear god um the sound is actually good really but they
00:28:43.140 hurt and also those are like the most those were like 60 they were yeah those are the most those
00:28:50.180 are the ones that just blast out to everyone around you yes exactly that's half the fun which
00:28:54.900 make a friend all right you would love that that exhibition of hearing your guided meditation
00:29:02.020 floating out that that's like my thing is someone next to me hearing like oh yeah that's scary i am
00:29:06.400 safe yeah you know the universe wants what did i want to talk about have we considered
00:29:15.800 getting off caffeine never and by the way yes of course i had i had one i think i've talked about
00:29:23.740 that like hot healer i went two years ago yeah and he like who like yeah he was like drink this
00:29:30.640 now it was like pink Himalayan salt water and I did it in front of him and yeah um like realigned
00:29:37.320 my sacrum it was great um he actually did have something special it was it was true anyway I
00:29:45.200 gotta go back or not the point is he gave me such an exhausted like health questionnaire like he
00:29:51.940 asked me about braces if I had braces if my mother had what did he ask like going back to my birth
00:29:58.840 like just more than any you know classic typical western doctor would did you have a traumatic birth
00:30:04.140 no the birth was my mother was laughing the whole time you know she loved it heaven pure heaven is
00:30:10.280 that true laughing the whole time i know about laughing i know but i know it was like very like
00:30:14.900 it was it was cool it was like six hours she was fine she didn't she like my god wanted the
00:30:19.940 epidural she was like i'll take it but it was too late so you know and and she was like talking on
00:30:26.520 the phone for part of it or something she was yakking anyway so oh my god he oh so i was telling
00:30:34.140 him migraines i was going through it all and he goes yeah yeah you gotta you gotta get off caffeine
00:30:38.260 right now you gotta you gotta i mean he's looking at everything goes yeah well you gotta eliminate
00:30:42.360 caffeine we gotta see what that does and i was like right but i mean come on like and i so i
00:30:47.180 tried so for a few days i switched over to like green tea which is tons of caffeine i don't know
00:30:53.360 what happened but there were a few days where I was on nothing yeah I proceeded to get like the
00:30:57.300 worst migraine ever it was hell I was traveling I had a show it was just it was pure hell yeah
00:31:02.520 you'd have to literally like you'd have to taper I think very carefully it would have it would be
00:31:09.220 a real it would have to be a true love I just love it so much me too me too and um I don't
00:31:16.840 i will say i don't need that much yeah but what do they say yeah people that get off caffeine
00:31:23.960 caffeine well i've heard it's it's very it's really hard to to get off of it people talk
00:31:29.320 about having like being horrifically sick oh like headaches nausea just feeling terrible
00:31:34.320 yeah headaches and my friend who like quit everything said that coffee was the hardest
00:31:39.480 thing to get off of you know what that's funny you know what um not as hard as
00:31:46.820 women though runs in my head not as hard as women what yeah quitting women well because also i
00:31:55.060 remember he was experimenting with celibacy oh okay yeah i quit i don't know why he could quit
00:32:01.080 women but he couldn't quit caffeine wait i wanted to say something about oh yeah you know what runs
00:32:09.640 in my head all the time and it's something someone said like nine years ago once in a yoga class
00:32:13.980 and it irritates me okay and i i just think about it all the time because like the expression
00:32:19.140 is strange to me i haven't heard it that many times in my life all right so i was going like
00:32:25.240 i didn't do it a lot but a couple like what were like 4 a.m classes at this yoga studio
00:32:31.060 oh my god and it was like this sadhana kundalini golden bridge yeah it was golden bridge and it's
00:32:38.200 where you took it was this thing where they had it every day it was at 4 a.m damn i think it was
00:32:43.480 dark when you got there and that's cool and you go in and it's this whole practice you know
00:32:50.120 chanting and whatever and i do really enjoy chanting i still i need i need you to chant me
00:32:54.980 vibrating the whole body toning toning the body which makes perfect sense i mean every every
00:33:00.780 molecule every atom is what is it it's nothing but vibration i think i would respond well to
00:33:05.460 chanting oh yeah yeah we should chant together it'd be great let's do it this week there'd be
00:33:11.660 a little laughing at yeah we should when we hang so the whole thing was about meditation is equal
00:33:17.400 three hours of sleep and you're like yeah sure whatever yeah like in a pinch you tell yourself
00:33:22.320 that in the airport or whatever yeah but the whole idea was like even if you didn't sleep the
00:33:27.000 previous night or something and you did this yoga practice at 4 a.m she's just like you'll be right
00:33:33.160 as rain oh my god I've been thinking about it for 10 years okay you know it was like it was like you
00:33:38.840 do this you know you haven't slept for for a day then you do this these kriyas right as rain
00:33:43.920 right as rain and i just um what does that mean something about right as rain i i like that i
00:33:51.360 like the way that sounds but i don't know what it means well it's one of those expressions that
00:33:56.080 well because it kind of feels like obviously yeah it was led by alliteration whoever first said it
00:34:03.200 right like they were seconds from saying you know right as runes yeah whatever runes is the only
00:34:10.240 other r letter i could think of literally can't think of a word right now that that someone early
00:34:18.620 on might say i know i can't either i'm thinking rock right as rocks yeah right as rocks right as
00:34:26.560 rain or right as light you know like they go for a rhyme instead the point is like that
00:34:33.020 so you feel that the alliteration led them right they're prisoners to the alliteration
00:34:39.980 yeah it's like an irritating thing it's like right as rain i think it i always take it to
00:34:46.060 me and almost like well what is rain rain is this you know theoretically pure and natural thing yeah
00:34:51.960 but just this promise that without sleep you'd be right as rain it's like and i'm into outrageous
00:35:00.800 promises so that's not even my problem with it and i don't mean my problem i don't have problem
00:35:05.540 with her saying this i just for some reason it runs in my head all the time it's like stuck in
00:35:09.440 my head like an earworm stuck in the amygdala or whatever oh indelible in the hippocampus
00:35:14.820 yeah the classic you indelible in the hippocampus not what was the uh she was like you'll feel like
00:35:20.120 you didn't you feel like you you slept like you'll totally be fine because sometimes i get
00:35:24.960 and i'm i think this is we all do this right when you're when you're low on sleep and you're like
00:35:29.340 okay I have an hour and I could maybe rest here and then the anxiety of needing to sleep keeps
00:35:34.240 you from sleeping and it's like I could be using this time to sleep and I can't and the hell of
00:35:38.080 that I've often googled is laying down with your eyes closed resting of course and we are not alone 0.92
00:35:45.040 in that I've googled that shit too and I think you've also in addition to googling I think you've 0.94
00:35:49.980 texted me that yeah because it's like this has to be worth something and there is um what's his 0.99
00:35:56.240 name Andrew Johnson there's some like yeah I think I I got you on him you got me on him oh my is that 0.98
00:36:01.640 his name he's a Scottish I went to bed on Andrew Johnson for you got me on him he's so fucking
00:36:08.460 good I used to go to bed to him too and then I re-downloaded him last night they're free I have
00:36:12.980 not listened to Andrew Johnson in six years oh my god and I'm psychic he's amazing and he had these
00:36:21.160 and yeah like deep sleep taking you into deep sleep taking you into napping and i will never
00:36:27.980 forget i was in montreal and i was on no sleep and i had a show that night and i was like what
00:36:34.820 am i gonna do and he did like a it's like a 20 minute nap and i was like there's no way i was
00:36:38.640 so wired there's no way i was gonna fall asleep he hypnotized me into this nap so much so that
00:36:44.080 i woke up to this three two one awake yes and i woke up he yes hypnotized me in and out but
00:36:52.200 being completely dead asleep to three two one and a snap i was i was i'll never forget it
00:36:59.000 anyway check them out love them no no endrew johnson and the thing is it's they still exist
00:37:04.380 within apps and it's funny because of course there's infinite guided meditations available
00:37:07.800 as songs on a variety of things but like i still enjoy a dedicated app that's like a little
00:37:13.640 wonky i just gonna play this and it's funny that it starts this way to me because something you're
00:37:18.560 supposed to listen to every night and it starts with his name hi i'm andrew johnson and this yeah 0.98
00:37:25.520 filling the feet with energy oh yeah the calves and the thighs oh fuck progressive relaxation 0.96
00:37:34.940 i don't isn't it terrifying to imagine sorry to completely speak over you but i just wanted to 0.96
00:37:40.000 say i speak over here all the time i had the urge to google him to see what it looks like never
00:37:44.640 if you see the buddha kill the buddha it's like if i were to see his actual face
00:37:48.560 i feel like it would some of the magic would no longer be retained in the voice i think if you
00:37:53.500 see the buddha kill the buddha is like one of the first things we like i think that's an ep one it's
00:37:58.760 what you said about the beginning of and the origin of pug not to talk about pug as we do pug 0.98
00:38:03.320 that's hideous and a sin an intellectual sin but um but you did say it and I was like god damn 0.55
00:38:10.100 oh no yeah no it's it's big because it's part of um right right because it's not the buddha 0.78
00:38:15.740 honey yeah yeah yeah it's nice because his accent I don't know a ton of people with that accent I
00:38:23.740 or I don't have any strong horrifying associations with his accent yeah like he doesn't sound like 0.98
00:38:29.760 that fucking asshole you know what i mean so that makes it kind of fresh it's like his his accent 0.98
00:38:35.700 his voice specifically it's beautiful one time okay i used to listen to these kelly howell 1.00
00:38:41.900 meditations finding your destiny or whatever and there was these kind of visualizations and they
00:38:47.180 were they were fun crossing bridges and you're you know you're doing all sorts of stuff and then
00:38:52.260 i like ended up on some forum of hers maybe on her website and i posed a question and she kind
00:38:59.140 of had a rude ish response almost like a this has been asked elsewhere in the thread you know
00:39:04.420 what i mean and i please don't people don't think i'm one of these people doesn't know how to search
00:39:08.280 the the forum yeah whatever it was it was a little rude and i'm like right there you've ruined it it's
00:39:13.620 done and it's hard for me i've sort of gone back totally i've sort of gone back literally i mean 0.97
00:39:19.200 her what a bitch the very woman whose voice i'm listening to i'm now lying there thinking about 0.98
00:39:23.880 how she like quote doesn't like me yeah yeah no no absolutely she's got to be careful 1.00
00:39:28.440 okay we have to go to break oh i never remember
00:39:33.540 this is rider strong and i have a new podcast called the red weather it was many and many
00:39:43.620 a year ago in a kingdom by the sea in 1995 my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune
00:39:50.700 it was hard to wrap your head around it was nature and trees and praying and drugs no i am
00:39:56.780 not your guru. And back then I lied to my parents. I lied to police. I lied to everybody. There were
00:40:04.740 years right where I could not say your name. I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern
00:40:09.280 California, interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists, whomever I can to try to find
00:40:14.520 out what actually happened. Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods
00:40:19.140 and not the obvious boyfriend? They have had this case for 30 years. I'll teach you sons of
00:40:24.800 You come around, you're in my way. 0.84
00:40:26.800 Boom, boom.
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00:40:45.500 What did I want to talk about?
00:40:46.500 Oh, did I send you the brainwashing thing?
00:40:48.380 I mean, literally washing the brain with glymphatic system
00:40:54.380 via the eye releasing cerebral sleep washes your brain right at night yeah at night it's a very
00:41:01.540 appealing metaphor and it appears according to dr stephen lynn and i make no claims for him i just
00:41:08.400 happen to follow him on instagram his whole point is it's it's nearly impossible to understand other
00:41:14.920 other than that it shows this kind of really satisfying river of blue around the brain you
00:41:21.040 know doesn't that look great don't you want that happening washing washing washing the brain what's
00:41:26.580 washing your brain really unclear okay no the sleep thing is real it gets the germs out of
00:41:36.660 their brain his big thing being the light the m the the blue light at night last night as i was
00:41:42.500 lying there reading okay one of the one night of lack of sleep drives inflammation of the brain oh
00:41:49.340 no they're not sure you will be right as rain
00:41:51.960 light from tv bulbs what does it say the one night one night of
00:41:57.060 a bad sleep increases inflammation and what
00:42:00.380 one night of lack of sleep drives inflammation of the brain
00:42:04.680 and then he's saying we have an inbuilt dishwasher system that clears the brain
00:42:09.320 of toxins at night it's important because the neural
00:42:12.260 signals tell the rest of the brain how to operate blah blah blah your brain
00:42:15.700 during deep sleep your brain relaxes and allows the release
00:42:18.740 of cerebral spinal fluid i assume when i see csf via tight junctions and communication on the
00:42:26.660 lymphatic system fluid transport system accesses all regions of the brain clear as waste i think
00:42:33.500 i'm gonna get serious about blue light glasses i think i was like these are trash and then um 0.98
00:42:37.440 now i'm like fuck i think i need those back for when you're looking at your devices at night 0.98
00:42:42.880 or reading reading in bed actually last night i downloaded the audio version of a book that i 0.98
00:42:48.800 think someone recommended to me because of my interest in sea uh faring about uh the sinking
00:42:56.200 of the lusitania oh oh and um i actually downloaded the audible last night and to go to bed to that
00:43:03.040 was just pure god going i've never gone to bed i haven't as when i was a kid i used to go to bed
00:43:11.080 to books on tape all the time. And I don't do that anymore. The end, but I, the other day I
00:43:19.680 was watching, I went to sleep watching, um, planet earth, like the ocean. And I have to say that was
00:43:26.780 kind of great to be lulled to sleep with under ocean, under the ocean creatures, under the ocean.
00:43:33.860 What is under the ocean? Where you're on the earth's core. I think so. That sucks.
00:43:40.600 it's a big question that really doesn't i don't like that well i don't like that the ocean clings 0.97
00:43:47.220 to the earth because of gravity doesn't spill out everywhere never understood never understood why
00:43:52.200 the ocean doesn't spill out how the fuck how the hell no for the same reason that the water doesn't
00:43:59.600 float up into the air no i don't mean into the air i mean out does that help you like what keeps 0.95
00:44:04.780 the ocean at the shoreline oh oh i think well the the dip it goes down yeah okay i guess that tracks
00:44:13.460 i get here here's another way to think of it still feel like it's a little bit tricky and i'm just
00:44:18.760 making shit up but if you think of the um what if you think of the whole world as as ocean like most
00:44:26.320 of the world is ocean right yeah and then the the land are like these islands like coming up from the 0.97
00:44:33.440 base oh that really helps you're so good at teaching oh my god no you really just that
00:44:41.120 really helped me you that really helped me versus seeing them as these like buckets of water
00:44:47.660 i see them as buckets of water that are spilling i'm going i'm going i'm a land animal so i have
00:44:53.980 land animal primacy issues right whereas it's like no as you just said most of the world is ocean 0.98
00:44:59.660 which is although didn't we crawl up from the ocean or something oh yeah we crawled the fuck
00:45:04.380 out something about eyebrows and like it's very evolutionary do is eyebrows keeping water out of
00:45:11.860 the eye actually it's sand it's early man stuff yeah no it's about hair excessive hair and eyelashes
00:45:19.040 kept the goddamn sand out of your eyes eyelash but what about brow eyelashes and the brows i think
00:45:25.460 the brow is some like other attempt at a barrier well you know it's incredible okay yeah you know 0.99
00:45:32.320 this implication i'm gonna clean it up for the clean it up for the the gyno yeah oh god for the
00:45:39.300 gyno i'm sorry i thought we've talked about this i think it's absolutely deranged waxing for the
00:45:46.200 gyno is deranged and i've never a doctor thinking their pubic hair is unacceptable i've almost felt
00:45:51.200 the opposite like embarrassed if you're particularly you're particularly groomed you're 1.00
00:45:56.900 like oh so you're a whore clearly yeah groomed a choice has been made yeah the whole like they the 0.98
00:46:03.180 term landing strip i've never appreciated yeah that like that alone makes me not want that style 0.99
00:46:09.960 but like the mini snickers ew has it been called that no oh that was my first wax ever it was
00:46:18.620 devastating and it was crooked and my friend took me to get it done and for no reason that's the
00:46:24.840 most depressing part of it wasn't like i had a date with destiny i was just horny i once heard
00:46:30.360 an anecdote i once heard an anecdote about this guy that like went to this like hippie college
00:46:35.700 or whatever you know this is in the in the terms of the anecdote where like none of the girls like
00:46:40.440 shaved that he was he went back to his hometown where they all were and he couldn't um he was so
00:46:46.980 repulsed by all the shaving and the shaved cool women and whatever that you know he was just yeah
00:46:52.480 he just he just had become well that's the thing is that the chicken skin you know like
00:46:59.560 hair is better than the chicken well no but the reason i was gonna say
00:47:05.960 is the pubic hair is part of the protection yeah okay and then when you start waxing shaving those
00:47:11.740 kind of stuff uh you have a greater risk of infections apparently oh my god i believe i mean
00:47:18.560 which would make some sense right i remember yeah yeah no that does make sense the skin is more
00:47:24.080 porous and i don't even care if this is um accurate or inaccurate it's just sort of
00:47:29.340 conceptually something to me but i think it really is like it's not unlike the eyebrow yeah i wonder
00:47:36.400 what purpose under air underarm hair serves and not to be like you know probably to help i know
00:47:42.420 god do what did god mean i think i know what god was thinking wouldn't it couldn't potentially
00:47:48.580 underarm hair help with like sweat like catching it catching it so it doesn't slip down your side
00:47:56.380 and cause you to slip off of like the tree where you're reaching for the coconut
00:47:59.260 yeah you know this trip came to my school when I was a child this did you have weird assemblies
00:48:09.800 that were like psychedelic slash so out there did you have any of these like rogue artists
00:48:16.440 come to your like I mean I went to a public school you know but it was like I remember this one time
00:48:22.100 this movement man came I was deeply into it and like giving it my all he was in like a black t-shirt
00:48:28.780 and teaching us, like, I don't know, intuitive movement or something.
00:48:31.620 It was really pretty out there.
00:48:33.420 So other times, Troop came and performed, like, put on this,
00:48:37.460 I feel like they had this little traveling stage thing,
00:48:41.080 putting on these tales of, like, how the raccoon got its tail,
00:48:45.180 how the zebra got its stripes.
00:48:46.920 So sweet.
00:48:47.460 And there were those kinds of stories.
00:48:49.480 I love those stories.
00:48:51.400 You do?
00:48:52.180 Yeah.
00:48:53.580 Like, what's the story of the first soup?
00:48:56.480 I feel like that really got in there.
00:48:58.040 the first soup yeah yeah there was some story i have to find this of like who invented soup
00:49:03.400 and it was this thing of like like someone sat on a tomato no no i love that but it was something
00:49:07.460 about because i can like feel it in my bones it's like a rock fell into water and they like cooked
00:49:13.500 the rock and it became like a potato or something it was like things falling off a ledge into a
00:49:19.920 boiling cauldron of water and then they were like this tastes delicious oh wow so they they had pots
00:49:27.840 i know i had past life soup stuff going on oh well i was definitely over a cauldron for me
00:49:34.360 i did i'm actually not comfortable going live with i don't know i can't say it on air because
00:49:38.800 it's too personal but i did some past life um i did this meditation the other day and um
00:49:45.160 which was about my relationship to my parents in a past life it's disturbing
00:49:48.880 not that disturbing disturbing is too strong a word i remember i've told you like you know i've
00:49:55.580 He's always reading about the children with past life memories
00:49:58.180 and the one that's like,
00:49:59.840 I remember when I changed your diaper,
00:50:02.440 says a little toddler to his father,
00:50:04.580 while his diaper's being changed.
00:50:06.980 And then there was another one who had a precocious taste for cigars.
00:50:10.020 I love it.
00:50:10.980 Okay?
00:50:11.420 I love it.
00:50:12.000 He was screaming the name of the man who killed his wife.
00:50:14.980 Your baby's screaming the name?
00:50:16.320 Your baby's like, find Roberto.
00:50:18.420 Find Roberto now.
00:50:19.960 Give me some cigarettes.
00:50:21.080 I love it.
00:50:21.920 I love it.
00:50:22.600 Literally.
00:50:23.300 There's another one.
00:50:24.120 I mean, they're my favorite things.
00:50:25.500 there's another one that's um i remember when i changed your diapers really good well it's so
00:50:29.600 like erotic and disgusting like you'd scream i know there's one that's like this guy that 0.53
00:50:35.740 remembers having a big house in hollywood with a swimming pool and like where the hell like a
00:50:41.600 toddler oh a toddler you said a guy i was picturing he was like he was like i was a producer he was
00:50:46.260 like i was a very successful producer in the 40s ah what's going on where's the house with the pool
00:50:51.960 it's so and then the ones i mean the ones with the war memories are just completely out of control
00:50:57.740 so dive bombing in their in their swimming pools and and yelling like we we won the war
00:51:03.660 i read one about that we won the war a child being being shocked like a four-year-old being
00:51:10.260 and then oh no oh and then he cheered and danced for like 10 minutes whooping
00:51:17.740 whooping and like just a child so happy you know there's some interesting stories about oh my god
00:51:26.300 a lot of stories about weird shit happening up in the air you know these these air force guys 0.96
00:51:30.780 oh yeah see shit up there and i'm not even talking about ufos folks i'm talking about 0.95
00:51:35.840 like some real paranormal shit god it's all i want to read about it's time you know i i keep 0.98
00:51:41.140 forgetting that reddit is the only place to be yeah scroll wise you choose your interests and 0.97
00:51:46.500 you get in there that sounds fun i i read it i've never delved in well someone said on there and i
00:51:52.260 appreciated it well you know facebook where where your friends are strangers reddit where strangers
00:51:57.460 are friends because it was oh my god i can't believe i didn't tell you about this it was on 0.98
00:52:04.180 reddit and like a thing that was way up up there was this guy saying like i have a micro penis
00:52:11.760 ask me anything okay oh and he attached an image naturally said like you know you got to click
00:52:18.800 through and go to whatever the site that hosts the image because they weren't hosting them right
00:52:24.100 on the thing I don't know you had to click through to get to the image and I didn't because I just
00:52:27.740 wanted to I started reading people's comments and questions and his answers and I'm reading this
00:52:32.000 thing for like 25 minutes and then I got distracted and something else and I was like oh my god I
00:52:37.280 remembered later i never looked at the pic that's so sweet isn't that so funny that really is oh and
00:52:43.060 then they're like and he's like my wife you know we do great everything's fine yeah of course and
00:52:48.480 people are asking about that and he's like my wife actually had a horrifying injury or accident
00:52:54.160 okay that they had to like sew her up and so she's very restricted she's very restricted down there
00:53:00.240 i mean i'm saying restricted because i can't bear to use like a more crass term like she was sewn up 0.89
00:53:05.760 you know, so, so tightly. Yeah. 0.60
00:53:11.480 It was like, now they're a perfect fit. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's like, every pot has its kettle.
00:53:16.940 I mean, you know what I mean? Every lid for the lid for every pot. And everyone was just really
00:53:23.120 getting behind him. And then so funny, you know, cause they have the edits and he's like, P.S.,
00:53:26.420 I know I'm overweight. Like people are commenting like, well, your penis would look bigger if you 0.99
00:53:32.380 lost that gut or whatever like people are deranged jesus exactly well that is the exact 0.99
00:53:36.900 where strangers are friends yeah and they're rude yeah yeah that's what friends do they're 0.99
00:53:42.560 assholes do you you know friends have to do sometimes they gotta pull the plug on an episode 0.98
00:53:47.600 because i gotta go oh i thought you meant on the story okay i love you let's talk a little bit 0.99
00:53:52.900 Talk in a little bit.
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