Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Evil Poog

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00:00:04.680 You know Roald Dahl.

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00:00:19.380 Was this before he wrote his stories?

00:00:21.080 It must have been.

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00:02:39.340 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:40.860 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:41.960 And this is POOG,

00:02:43.080 an ongoing conversation about wellness

00:02:45.100 between two obsessive friends,

00:02:46.680 two untamable intellects.

00:02:48.480 This is our hobby. 0.95

00:02:49.300 This is our hell.

00:02:50.180 This is our naked desire for free products.

00:02:52.460 This is POOG.

00:02:53.860 Today's topic, loosely speaking,

00:02:55.780 pickling mania.

00:02:56.700 Template, Kitty and Jan.

00:03:03.320 Oh, hi.

00:03:05.100 Oh, hi. How's it going?

00:03:06.120 By the way, I just made a matcha.

00:03:08.080 I'm drinking it. I'll just mug this sweet

00:03:10.020 had me for us.

00:03:11.840 So pretty.

00:03:12.840 Not knowing the name of her. 0.62

00:03:15.280 Show it and then we'll tag it.

00:03:17.740 We'll tag this. Look at this. It has a lamby on it.

00:03:20.020 A bunny. It has such a great weight.

00:03:21.840 It's really special.

00:03:22.480 It's a nice, heavy, special mug.

00:03:25.040 It's really nice.

00:03:25.700 I'm massaging the face

00:03:27.000 I just took an emergency walk

00:03:28.120 It's essential

00:03:28.700 Massaging the face

00:03:30.480 I know

00:03:31.140 I went down a path

00:03:31.840 I sent you

00:03:32.380 I sent you someone

00:03:33.520 Oh yeah

00:03:34.280 It just

00:03:34.620 I don't know man

00:03:36.080 Just went out

00:03:37.040 Everything released

00:03:37.840 All the muscles released

00:03:39.360 It's amazing the pain of

00:03:41.100 Do you get

00:03:41.800 I just

00:03:42.100 On my walk just now

00:03:43.000 The wind was blowing

00:03:43.940 And the pain in the ears

00:03:44.960 Was so

00:03:45.640 The cold

00:03:47.240 The cold

00:03:47.880 The cold blast of wind

00:03:49.360 In the ears

00:03:49.860 Everyone was walking

00:03:50.840 I stopped

00:03:51.440 Oh outside

00:03:52.120 I just had to stop

00:03:52.880 And duck and cover

00:03:53.620 Yeah

00:03:54.000 Are you serious

00:03:54.840 In Los Angeles

00:03:55.380 I mean, it's a little dramatic, but yeah.

00:03:58.060 The cold, the cold air today.

00:04:00.760 It's sub-zero in LA today.

00:04:02.940 It's shocking.

00:04:04.140 Yeah, it's big.

00:04:05.040 Have you left the house today?

00:04:06.480 Of course.

00:04:07.240 I work out every morning.

00:04:08.840 Oh, that's right.

00:04:09.480 Studio City.

00:04:10.840 Yeah.

00:04:11.600 And I went into Air One in my POOG sweatshirt. 1.00

00:04:15.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:04:16.420 What happened? 1.00

00:04:16.860 I was like...

00:04:17.240 Anything?

00:04:17.980 I felt like nothing.

00:04:19.140 I felt like there was a moment where I was convinced someone was like fully aware.

00:04:23.780 and then that moment passed quickly.

00:04:28.180 I've been stopped at Erewhon by hats.

00:04:30.160 Well, you're always recognized.

00:04:31.760 I never am.

00:04:34.140 It's not true.

00:04:35.240 I see that mop top, okay?

00:04:37.420 They know and they see this posture.

00:04:39.640 I don't know.

00:04:40.200 I'm a chameleon, okay?

00:04:42.300 I slip into, I don't know,

00:04:44.440 something that just the people do not see.

00:04:47.300 I had my Pug water bottle on my walk.

00:04:50.240 That's good.

00:04:51.160 I wonder.

00:04:51.440 you never know who you might be catching

00:04:54.120 oh you never know

00:04:55.840 this is going to sound I texted my friend

00:04:58.020 do you know what rocket money is

00:04:59.700 sounds familiar

00:05:01.100 so I heard so it's like an app

00:05:03.520 a hideous picture of me and everyone

00:05:05.400 by the smoothies okay go on

00:05:07.240 it's an app that you download

00:05:08.860 and it's like maybe five bucks a month

00:05:11.340 you can like pick what you pay

00:05:13.320 I'm like okay doing communism

00:05:15.480 and

00:05:16.480 it like you link it to all your

00:05:19.580 banks which instantly I was like no

00:05:21.280 no you know because it's like you're just 10 i'm just sure if i link into my bank account

00:05:26.760 accounts instantly drained right like it just feels like how could that not be the case

00:05:30.360 but i just bravely went forth and i linked the accounts and the idea is that it shows you it's

00:05:34.940 supposed to help with budgeting yeah it's supposed to help with instantly they go here are all your

00:05:39.560 subscriptions right shit i completely forgot i was paying 70 a month for fubu which is a 0.64

00:05:46.600 one of these streaming services 0.98

00:05:48.560 that I once was like,

00:05:50.060 I need to watch The Bachelor.

00:05:51.320 No!

00:05:52.140 And you know,

00:05:52.660 it was like,

00:05:53.020 I signed up for a 30-day trial

00:05:54.280 and was like,

00:05:54.780 oh,

00:05:55.220 I forgot.

00:05:56.780 I mean,

00:05:57.000 it hasn't been a year. 0.99

00:05:58.480 Seventy fucking dollars a month. 0.99

00:06:00.640 These little things like guitar, 0.99

00:06:02.400 like me when I was like,

00:06:03.480 I want to learn guitar.

00:06:04.520 It's like a guitar,

00:06:05.140 you know,

00:06:05.280 just all these apps.

00:06:06.240 Yeah,

00:06:06.340 I have a piano app like that

00:06:07.660 and a swimming app,

00:06:08.800 swim fan.

00:06:10.820 No,

00:06:11.140 swim something,

00:06:13.560 something.

00:06:13.900 And it's like,

00:06:14.460 where I was like,

00:06:15.040 it's on.

00:06:16.600 And it's not on.

00:06:18.080 I was like swim pro.

00:06:19.220 And then like bought.

00:06:21.900 And it's so,

00:06:23.760 and then I texted.

00:06:25.080 Exhausting.

00:06:25.660 I texted a friend.

00:06:26.580 He thought he'd been spammed

00:06:27.680 because I texted him.

00:06:29.860 I just signed up for rocket money.

00:06:31.360 I just signed up for rocket money

00:06:32.720 and I'm already saving money.

00:06:34.280 Like it automatically has canceled

00:06:35.760 so many of my subscriptions.

00:06:37.180 Drone?

00:06:37.540 Hello?

00:06:38.220 Yeah.

00:06:39.280 Was it Drone?

00:06:40.240 Yeah, it was.

00:06:41.160 That's funny.

00:06:41.780 But it was like the kind of thing

00:06:42.720 you'd share with him.

00:06:43.500 Like, I don't know.

00:06:43.900 There's just something.

00:06:44.460 Oh, totally. 0.99

00:06:45.260 A couple of yentas.

00:06:45.960 It took like an hour and a half, but then I go, wow, look at me saving.

00:06:50.680 Look at the savings pouring through.

00:06:54.640 Anyway, but today, strange mood disorder, something, the weather, who knows.

00:07:01.200 Has ascended?

00:07:02.880 Yeah, I'm convinced it'll lift.

00:07:04.820 Yesterday afternoon, I was sailing.

00:07:07.480 Probably on those logins.

00:07:09.260 Probably having to find all that account information.

00:07:11.360 Oh my God.

00:07:12.340 I mean, it's really draining.

00:07:13.820 Changed the password like five times today.

00:07:15.960 I refuse to engage with the automated password.

00:07:20.580 It's like there's nothing more cliche

00:07:21.700 than talking about how hard it is

00:07:23.340 to keep tracking your passwords in modern culture,

00:07:25.780 but it truly is.

00:07:28.600 I retina scan permanent inflammation.

00:07:31.080 I don't care.

00:07:32.800 Don't you just love putting your finger down?

00:07:34.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:35.400 I want fingerprinting retina.

00:07:36.580 I don't care about the implications,

00:07:39.200 the global implications.

00:07:40.660 I just want the retinal scan

00:07:42.200 so that I never have to enter in. 1.00

00:07:44.440 Get into your voo-boo. 1.00

00:07:45.500 Yeah. 0.58

00:07:45.960 So I don't have to...

00:07:46.520 Instantly.

00:07:48.320 I paid full price for a celery juice this morning

00:07:50.840 and I've begged for two juicers as promised.

00:07:53.160 Let's get the free juicers in here.

00:07:55.100 Okay.

00:07:55.420 And I just can barely even bring myself to sell them

00:07:58.920 on why they need to send it.

00:08:00.020 I'm just like, would you?

00:08:01.800 Just do it.

00:08:02.840 Yeah.

00:08:03.040 I'm like, don't make me find the press kit.

00:08:06.780 I know.

00:08:07.420 It's too hard.

00:08:10.760 I'm about to re-beg for almond cow

00:08:13.100 because I realized I'm hemorrhaging $8 a week on cashew milk on Elmhurst.

00:08:18.260 What's the one you like? Elmhurst. Yeah. I always think of you.

00:08:21.120 I think I need the almond cow.

00:08:22.880 But the juicer makes nut milk.

00:08:25.220 Stop.

00:08:26.460 Yeah. One of the juicers I looked up, slow masticating juicer,

00:08:29.560 one of the two brands at least, either Haram or the Omega.

00:08:33.020 Well, here we go, folks.

00:08:34.480 I'm like, it's like, yeah, it works on nuts.

00:08:36.700 You're going to get massive. Yeah.

00:08:40.860 Energy. Where does it come from?

00:08:42.660 Okay, here we go.

00:08:43.640 Because I've blasted myself to a point now with Celsius where I just drink it and I just can go to sleep immediately.

00:08:49.880 There's nothing.

00:08:50.720 It's over.

00:08:51.520 I feel like Celsius doesn't even work on me anymore or something.

00:08:55.780 So it's all the receptors are done.

00:08:57.760 They're gone.

00:08:58.340 They're destroyed.

00:08:59.480 Energy comes from sleep and food, working out tragically.

00:09:05.200 Yesterday worked out for the first, like I just really haven't been, worked out yesterday, energy levels through the roof.

00:09:11.500 Yeah.

00:09:11.720 I'm julienning vegetables, creating a gorgeous Asian-inspired kelp noodle salad for lunch, making dressings.

00:09:19.700 Energy, I haven't had energy for that in 10,000 years.

00:09:22.980 I did come flying back.

00:09:24.460 Is it that simple?

00:09:25.680 Today, I made some cabbage sauce, wildly chopping cabbage.

00:09:29.820 I became terrified by cutting boards, not only for sanitary reasons, but the toxins.

00:09:35.540 so i i bought i bought out of purchase a three-piece caraway cutting board set

00:09:40.640 today because i was like i need new wooden cutting boards okay there you know free from

00:09:46.420 all the issues what wood doesn't scare you for all the other reasons it being completely porous

00:09:51.180 etc i know but you can't do plastic because then you die in 10 days or whatever yeah i don't know

00:09:57.120 Yeah

00:10:00.140 I'm convinced

00:10:00.560 It's like antimicrobial

00:10:01.800 Microbial wood

00:10:03.260 Wood

00:10:03.600 Microbial

00:10:04.340 They're like

00:10:05.000 Let me guess

00:10:05.740 It's like

00:10:06.060 Because it always was

00:10:07.680 Like you know

00:10:08.360 One of those

00:10:08.920 Wood

00:10:09.520 Well by the way

00:10:10.620 I was at a restaurant

00:10:11.940 Being gluten free as ever

00:10:12.860 Yeah right right

00:10:14.360 Because they're made of rice

00:10:15.460 I

00:10:16.480 Detest

00:10:18.060 Boards

00:10:18.800 At restaurants

00:10:19.620 When they present you with wood

00:10:20.880 And I actually had

00:10:22.340 An experience recently

00:10:23.260 Where somebody served me

00:10:24.500 Locks

00:10:24.820 I just get grossed out

00:10:25.460 On a board

00:10:26.180 At a restaurant

00:10:27.300 Yeah.

00:10:27.900 And I was like, well, this is not good.

00:10:30.620 I just got grossed out for the first time by the board at the restaurant.

00:10:35.960 Like the board, the poorest board.

00:10:38.100 The cheese board.

00:10:39.120 It's like someone else has been like...

00:10:40.720 Years of hands.

00:10:41.440 Like their finger just like swiping around on their drag, lick, drag and lick again.

00:10:47.480 Oh, no.

00:10:48.780 The vial.

00:10:50.220 I'm thinking about quick pickling.

00:10:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:52.440 I've been worried about quick pickling for 10 years.

00:10:55.520 Or just, can I do it?

00:10:56.800 Am I going to start?

00:10:58.180 You tell me I got to heat the brine?

00:10:59.080 You tell me I got to heat something?

00:11:00.960 I had a quick pickling mania once where I had a book.

00:11:05.620 I was like, fermentation, that's going to be my new life.

00:11:07.800 And then got the thing.

00:11:09.320 Oh, quickly fermented cabbage.

00:11:11.460 Had a flash ferment this.

00:11:13.100 Exactly.

00:11:13.820 Left the house, went to go get jars.

00:11:15.900 Came back.

00:11:16.640 Yeah.

00:11:17.520 Frozen in place at the sanitization requirement.

00:11:21.300 No.

00:11:21.960 What?

00:11:22.160 So I have to put the jar in boiling water. 0.99

00:11:24.180 I'm going to kill myself.

00:11:25.280 And then what happens if I do this incorrectly? 0.99

00:11:26.600 I'm not at Cedars.

00:11:28.000 I'm not at a hospital lowering the jars in with sanitized.

00:11:33.120 So you want to tell me if some bacteria happens in here,

00:11:35.560 then what, sepsis for everyone I've ever met or something?

00:11:37.820 I don't understand what the, it's way, the stakes feel too high.

00:11:41.680 So I'm going, we're going to the market.

00:11:43.520 We're getting jarred kraut.

00:11:45.060 I'm getting-

00:11:45.480 Absolutely.

00:11:46.320 I'm getting market grade daikon.

00:11:48.160 I'm not doing this in the privacy of my home.

00:11:50.400 Well, I'm definitely not fermenting anything at home.

00:11:51.900 Yeah.

00:11:52.160 But that's the whole thing.

00:11:52.740 quick pickling you heat up vinegar and like pour it over something it's like just to get the flavor

00:11:58.400 yeah that's cool that's not where you're getting your fun with onions yeah yeah or i was like i

00:12:03.780 chopped up all this cabbage not really sure what i was planning on doing with it and then i threw it

00:12:09.380 in a jar um oh but i was what was i oh but my new belief is routine i mean so literally yeah

00:12:22.180 It's it. Inventing the day every day. I used to call it freedom.

00:12:27.180 That's a good point.

00:12:28.100 I used to call it freedom. Okay. Now I know it's an existential hell.

00:12:34.880 Why not ride along on a series of things that you love and enjoy and nurture?

00:12:41.520 You're loving and enjoy the thing. If you love and enjoy the routine, that's a whole different situation.

00:12:48.580 but we all know

00:12:50.040 it's like

00:12:50.540 you feel great

00:12:51.360 after you exercise

00:12:52.180 you don't do it

00:12:52.860 the next day

00:12:53.280 for some reason

00:12:54.380 right

00:12:54.560 it's like

00:12:55.200 it has to take

00:12:56.260 it has to become

00:12:57.440 where you're addicted

00:12:58.440 to the habit

00:12:59.320 but there's

00:13:01.720 your body will do it

00:13:03.540 for you

00:13:03.860 if you just

00:13:04.620 do it

00:13:05.400 right

00:13:05.620 I mean I could slip out

00:13:06.680 the thing

00:13:07.100 I

00:13:07.340 anything

00:13:08.780 I go one day without it

00:13:10.620 I'm at risk

00:13:11.620 of years

00:13:12.380 yeah

00:13:12.700 totally

00:13:14.100 nothing can

00:13:14.840 be there on a

00:13:15.900 Monday

00:13:16.640 not on a Tuesday

00:13:17.500 and expect to be there

00:13:18.420 on a Wednesday in my life.

00:13:20.900 Or nothing can be there on a

00:13:22.180 Monday, not on a Tuesday,

00:13:24.700 not on a Wednesday, but back on Thursday,

00:13:26.400 Friday. Well,

00:13:28.320 I'm saying it can't survive one

00:13:30.400 day. It's a risk.

00:13:33.260 It's a risk.

00:13:34.260 There can be, suffer not one exception.

00:13:36.560 I used to have that on my laptop.

00:13:39.480 I know.

00:13:40.320 I know. That's why I put it on my laptop.

00:13:42.760 I was like,

00:13:43.800 I'm done suffering

00:13:45.100 exceptions to my principles.

00:13:48.420 This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

00:13:59.180 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.

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00:16:25.840 Ever feel like you're being chased by the marriage police?

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00:16:36.360 A morning what-if, an evening maybe,

00:16:39.440 and a 3pm chai with a could-this-please-be-the-one.

00:16:43.200 Because in the arranged marriage universe,

00:16:45.080 you're basically on a sushi conveyor belt.

00:16:47.340 And like raw fish, you've got a shelf life.

00:16:50.960 And the wild part?

00:16:52.460 You're not just looking for someone you like.

00:16:54.300 You're casting for a mythical hero your entire family approves of.

00:16:57.980 A saint, a demigod, a unicorn.

00:17:00.320 I know because years ago, I sacrificed myself to this chaotic, soul-crushing tradition, hoping to find love the correct way. 1.00

00:17:08.800 Boys and Girls is our absurd, cringy, heartfelt ride through the highs and lows of the Indian arranged marriage, 1.00

00:17:14.960 finally giving you the validation and healing you deserve. 0.94

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00:17:30.320 I want to watch a movie from the 1990s tonight.

00:17:34.240 I want to watch a 90s movie.

00:17:36.160 What kind?

00:17:37.460 Oh, just the usual action thriller.

00:17:41.420 Yeah.

00:17:42.300 The only way.

00:17:43.240 What was the one I was supposed to watch?

00:17:43.620 The bank one? 1.00

00:17:45.320 Fuck. 1.00

00:17:46.460 Bank one. 1.00

00:17:47.480 Someone knows who's listening.

00:17:49.760 Some financial thriller.

00:17:52.200 Something about a bank.

00:17:52.920 That I watched?

00:17:53.960 Maybe I'm saying it's about a bank because there's men in suits in it.

00:17:57.220 Are you thinking of the prestige that I told you to watch?

00:17:59.560 about magicians oh it's magicians men in suits yeah the real magic bank culture the real man

00:18:07.100 the one who the real now you see it now you don't yeah i was saying the real man was a magician but

00:18:14.380 i don't know i was following cadence above all the real man sense for mystery um i uh

00:18:21.460 i'm designing my own gym bag i told you about that no you didn't i think modular it's coming

00:18:28.380 It has to happen. It's over. I need it. I'm building my own and then people are going to

00:18:34.380 see it and they're going to want it. Wow. What's about it?

00:18:39.760 Well, it really depends upon your particular needs. A lot of these gym bags have a shoe trough.

00:18:45.540 It's not enough. One shoe trough, that's not covering my needs. I need something that my

00:18:52.260 sweaty unitard that's not even sweaty it's completely soaked completely soaked through

00:18:58.540 where's that going the way home right now it goes into a plastic bag that goes in my other bag

00:19:03.500 is that what i want do i want it in a mesh thing on the outside so i dry it it dries out at home

00:19:11.020 and it doesn't stink when it dries out because sweat isn't the problem dries out where

00:19:16.960 Well, currently, I throw it over the banister.

00:19:19.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:20.040 Or I dry it outside, let the courtyard cat look after it, okay?

00:19:24.860 Yeah.

00:19:25.840 And then it goes in the hamper after it's dried.

00:19:28.160 Got it. 0.92

00:19:29.140 But I'm telling you, I mean, it doesn't smell fresh, but nothing fucked up happens to it. 0.78

00:19:33.820 If it dries, true. 0.80

00:19:36.060 Sweat doesn't have an odor.

00:19:38.260 Bacteria does.

00:19:39.640 That's why BO develops.

00:19:42.040 It's the bacteria. 1.00

00:19:43.340 That's fucking disgusting. 0.99

00:19:44.760 I know, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:19:45.380 Neosporin under the pits now

00:19:47.420 It's the only way to start fresh

00:19:50.220 Really?

00:19:52.300 Well, I mean in a pinch 1.00

00:19:53.240 Can we put a call out to all hags who are doctors 1.00

00:19:55.920 I've heard about this 1.00

00:19:57.340 Spraying Neosporin under your arms

00:20:00.380 You have?

00:20:01.660 Yeah

00:20:02.000 From me, right?

00:20:03.700 Was it you?

00:20:04.800 I think so

00:20:05.460 I mean, I don't say you do it every day

00:20:07.880 I'm saying like if someone's like

00:20:09.300 Feels like they've quote got BO 1.00

00:20:12.980 You can knock that shit out 1.00

00:20:15.000 You could knock it out 1.00

00:20:18.020 And start clean

00:20:19.700 Start fresh

00:20:20.440 I'm curious

00:20:21.600 Wait a second

00:20:28.000 Is that Catbird?

00:20:29.700 How'd you know?

00:20:30.860 Because one's coming for me

00:20:31.960 Oh my god

00:20:34.420 Yeah yeah

00:20:34.980 It's gorgeous

00:20:36.000 Jenny Slate has a line for Catbird

00:20:38.820 Yes a collab

00:20:39.740 And she very kindly gifted us

00:20:43.580 Some of these necklaces

00:20:44.240 and they're absolutely stunning beautiful yeah beautiful um i can't wait to have mine then they 0.77

00:20:49.980 can be friendship i know shit i should have gotten your name on it is yours engraved yeah

00:20:56.280 your own initials don't tell me kitty oh really yeah you went for your nickname i know i didn't 0.67

00:21:03.480 know familial nickname and then i thought of all the fun things you could have you could get it

00:21:07.000 engraved with like jacking off yeah yeah exactly or five characters that was like five characters

00:21:12.640 What'd you do? 1.00

00:21:13.200 Whore. 1.00

00:21:13.600 Okay. 1.00

00:21:13.880 What'd you do?

00:21:15.180 Jan.

00:21:16.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:17.320 I panicked with indecision and I decided just fucking do it. 0.98

00:21:21.720 I just said Jan. 1.00

00:21:22.300 God damn it. 0.99

00:21:22.880 No, I know. 1.00

00:21:23.440 I was like, I could deliberate forever on that.

00:21:25.940 Yeah.

00:21:26.420 You're very overwhelmed.

00:21:29.720 Oh, by the way, at one of our Poog live shows.

00:21:33.540 Yeah.

00:21:34.180 There was a stem cell biologist woman. 0.99

00:21:37.180 Yes.

00:21:37.820 And we got her name or something at the time, or we told her to email us or something.

00:21:41.800 and I believe our editor has it.

00:21:45.320 We're not going to be reaching out, okay?

00:21:46.900 And yes, I'll accept emails from other stem cells,

00:21:50.720 but I want my own hag serum,

00:21:53.640 stem cell hag serum,

00:21:55.400 and I want it now.

00:21:56.480 Yeah, totally.

00:21:57.600 I was thinking about the other night going,

00:21:58.920 I just need my own,

00:21:59.960 need my own, you know, imagine.

00:22:01.860 Your own stem?

00:22:02.880 Yeah, and I don't know.

00:22:04.920 I want that going.

00:22:06.860 I don't know.

00:22:07.500 I'm just like, 1.00

00:22:08.020 I was like, fuck, 0.99

00:22:09.100 we missed our chance 1.00

00:22:09.840 with that stem cell biologist we met.

00:22:11.380 It's never too late for STEM.

00:22:13.180 I mean, wouldn't people love,

00:22:15.480 I'm sorry, but they would,

00:22:17.660 just having a gorgeous bottle of something quality.

00:22:21.060 Oh, of course.

00:22:22.060 Straight from us.

00:22:22.580 We will be launching their products inevitably.

00:22:24.600 God, it's going to all change.

00:22:27.020 I watched Killing Eve.

00:22:30.360 You know, I never watched it.

00:22:32.000 You know what happens?

00:22:33.240 You hear about a show,

00:22:35.300 start it tonight.

00:22:37.000 You hear about this,

00:22:37.780 everyone goes, oh, Killing Eve.

00:22:39.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:40.320 Why does that create a certain resistance, right?

00:22:42.240 I know, it always does.

00:22:42.880 The movie everyone loves, the thing people love.

00:22:45.200 And then it just, it becomes another chore.

00:22:47.800 It becomes another responsibility that you have to take on.

00:22:51.980 And then I was, of course, on a plane.

00:22:54.320 Classic place, great, to do something that you can't do on earth.

00:22:57.900 I'll put it on.

00:22:58.520 And I was absolutely gripped.

00:23:03.540 Episode one ended, boom wars two, boom wars three, boom wars four.

00:23:07.660 on all fours

00:23:08.840 barking like a seal

00:23:09.860 loving it

00:23:10.700 and then

00:23:11.980 came home

00:23:13.000 signed up for a

00:23:13.920 seven day

00:23:14.660 AMC trial

00:23:15.880 add on to Amazon

00:23:17.740 which I since

00:23:18.360 since cancelled

00:23:19.160 and

00:23:20.080 completely

00:23:21.340 oh you cancelled it

00:23:22.120 yeah because I finished

00:23:23.140 the full season

00:23:23.840 I finished the full season

00:23:24.920 in probably two sit downs

00:23:26.040 interesting

00:23:26.780 you have to start it tonight

00:23:28.060 it just is

00:23:28.940 outrageously entertaining

00:23:30.500 and well done

00:23:31.000 and

00:23:32.300 Jodi Comer

00:23:33.540 oh yeah 1.00

00:23:34.480 she's the real deal

00:23:36.080 folks

00:23:36.480 I looked her up

00:23:37.120 I go, excuse me, finding out she was like 25 or something insane when they shot it younger.

00:23:43.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:44.540 Anyway. 0.98

00:23:45.460 That's fucking cool. 0.99

00:23:46.480 Here I am. 0.99

00:23:47.080 Oh, a show.

00:23:47.860 Talking about how great a television show is that everyone already loves on my podcast.

00:23:53.420 I'm in a mood.

00:23:54.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:55.740 Why?

00:23:56.500 One hour less of sleep last night?

00:23:58.660 I mean, could that really be it?

00:24:00.960 I was thinking, I was like, you know what's going to turn my mood around?

00:24:04.020 A cocktail.

00:24:04.840 And I was like, oh.

00:24:05.440 yeah i know i can talk because i i truly not to brag don't struggle with substance dependence

00:24:12.360 yeah so then i feel really free to be like of course i need a spritz you know i mean it's not

00:24:18.780 like it's not like if you it's like yeah that's why you have a cocktail like it's like you get

00:24:27.500 the because you get the good feeling yeah but you're able to have it not ruin your life right

00:24:31.980 Oh, I'm so, thank God bless.

00:24:33.560 So it's like, there it is.

00:24:34.500 Yeah, I mean, if you're able to have the good feeling

00:24:36.200 and not have it ruin your life, go for it.

00:24:38.480 Yeah, it's like, then you're going to take it.

00:24:39.820 Yeah, yeah, totally.

00:24:40.640 Like, you'd be insane not to.

00:24:43.020 Yeah. 0.78

00:24:43.220 Although Glucose Goddess is interesting.

00:24:45.140 She's like, when people are like,

00:24:48.280 which alcohol, you know, how can I get trashed?

00:24:51.400 It's all poison.

00:24:52.140 And I affect the blood sugar, you know?

00:24:53.400 And she's like, I'm not going to give you the like,

00:24:57.140 which alcohol is the, you know,

00:25:00.260 like it's a poison to be clear.

00:25:01.720 It is full poison.

00:25:03.540 And when you're eating much like dessert or whatever, like you're eating for like when you're doing it for pleasure, then you're doing it for pleasure and enjoy, you know, like whatever me paraphrasing the glucose goddess.

00:25:15.000 I mean, honestly, that's fine.

00:25:16.420 What have I become?

00:25:17.440 That's fine.

00:25:18.760 All I'm interested in is massaging my face.

00:25:22.440 Okay.

00:25:22.920 That's what I want to do with my life.

00:25:24.400 okay okay last night getting in bed i go i'll watch a little bit of uh this i sent you her

00:25:29.180 video because like people are completely consumed with telling her that she got blepharoplasty or

00:25:35.980 whatever wait you mean the beauty shaman no um the the other one i sent you anastasia fascia beauty

00:25:42.100 or whatever i haven't looked it got served to me and i was like and like her account a huge part

00:25:46.500 of her account is just being like when people say it was weight loss or uh you got surgery or it's

00:25:51.980 Botox you know and I'm like

00:25:53.540 actually I studied for six years with

00:25:56.100 this guy and this guy and this guy

00:25:57.720 okay and now my face

00:25:59.920 is massaged well just

00:26:01.840 like her face is different completely

00:26:03.700 different I mean I was

00:26:05.940 worried when I sent it to you you just thought I was sending you an

00:26:07.780 arbitrary ritual yeah

00:26:09.420 it might not have been six years okay but

00:26:11.860 about five minutes but she

00:26:13.780 just very much changed

00:26:15.400 you know stuff about her face 0.98

00:26:17.820 that damn it looks completely 0.98

00:26:19.880 different and 0.99

00:26:21.900 that's cool

00:26:22.880 and so people are

00:26:24.260 people are getting on it

00:26:25.240 but like

00:26:25.640 I just

00:26:27.120 I don't know

00:26:28.460 last night I was like

00:26:29.180 I want to watch a little

00:26:29.900 I want to go on

00:26:30.480 I'm going to go on Instagram

00:26:31.680 go to her account

00:26:32.420 and watch a few videos

00:26:33.740 and like

00:26:34.140 and I don't

00:26:35.120 I wasn't even doing the

00:26:36.100 like the massages

00:26:37.360 because my hands

00:26:38.300 hold my phone

00:26:38.800 right right right

00:26:40.060 it's just the

00:26:41.200 I've fallen off

00:26:42.620 the wall shot

00:26:43.400 to get back in 1.00

00:26:44.820 not using your goddamn mitts 1.00

00:26:46.740 yeah yeah 1.00

00:26:47.040 the mitts you can also

00:26:48.260 awaken with

00:26:49.240 well they're like

00:26:49.840 she's like

00:26:50.440 But there's the ones that are literally supposed to be just the light touch.

00:26:55.660 Yeah, light touch under the eyes.

00:26:56.920 Which is so hard for me.

00:26:57.740 That is true.

00:27:01.860 Friday at 4.10 is a haunted hour in a way.

00:27:06.080 Okay, this is good.

00:27:07.040 Friday at 4.10.

00:27:08.500 Yeah, that is...

00:27:10.040 Last night, I was looking at the unbelievable sunset, right?

00:27:14.420 Beautiful out.

00:27:15.380 Yeah.

00:27:16.160 I'm looking at it and I'm opening my computer screen to watch Killing Eve.

00:27:19.580 Yeah.

00:27:19.800 and it was kind of this that moment of decision okay what do i do go outside and take in the

00:27:24.880 natural beauty and then i convinced myself like it's okay you're appreciating it you're choosing

00:27:29.840 instead to draw the blinds and open the screen but there's something about there's nothing more

00:27:36.100 haunting than a beautiful day it's like like here i am like looking outside and like but i went i

00:27:40.040 forced myself out for the walk but it didn't take that's what's scary because very often that's

00:27:45.800 nightmare because very often I want to say nine out of ten times you go I'm going on the walk you

00:27:51.240 got you go and 20 minutes in you go and thank god I did this and that yeah didn't take when it when

00:27:57.980 it doesn't take that was hard that's like you're like this is not the evidence I need for next

00:28:03.900 time I'm trying to motivate I mean that's the thing we all remember several times trying the

00:28:09.580 thing and it not doing much i mean and then a great line i was listening to young in this young

00:28:17.300 in life oh yeah and there was a little throwaway line i'm like well that was good where it goes 0.96

00:28:21.840 yeah well young said i just want to notice what is and i was like oh yeah bitch and then i go i 0.92

00:28:30.600 need to go deeper and then i was like i need to take a adult education i was like i need to get 0.99

00:28:36.800 certified in Jungian analysis

00:28:38.480 not with any

00:28:40.620 desire to actually become an analyst

00:28:42.440 but for my own

00:28:44.020 I mean where's the education? I could have been in school

00:28:46.880 today. But you could also become

00:28:48.160 you don't have to

00:28:49.680 I think you'd get the Jungian education

00:28:51.660 without the how to manage the

00:28:54.760 client. I mean that inevitably

00:28:56.160 I don't need the institution. Yeah yeah.

00:28:58.340 I don't want to go through the institution. I think there's a way.

00:29:00.820 Yeah. I think

00:29:01.780 I'm haggling on email with my Jungian analyst

00:29:04.260 about my fee or her fee.

00:29:06.340 You serious?

00:29:07.140 Yeah, a little bit.

00:29:07.920 Did she up it?

00:29:08.920 She invoiced me a little.

00:29:10.000 I go, I go, I don't think this is our fee, honey.

00:29:12.200 I think you're adding a couple, couple zeros.

00:29:14.660 And what'd she say?

00:29:15.580 She hasn't gotten back.

00:29:17.140 It's a clerical issue.

00:29:20.420 Yeah.

00:29:23.300 Oh, wait, huge question.

00:29:24.560 Budgeting.

00:29:24.960 What are you learning from Rocket Money?

00:29:26.400 Well, it's only been the first day.

00:29:27.360 And what does budget mean to you?

00:29:28.800 Because budget is a farmer in a land of hunters.

00:29:33.340 You see what I'm saying?

00:29:33.780 i was reading more hunter the addd hunter yeah yeah yeah wait what is it again a farmer and land

00:29:39.300 of hunters oh yeah no no no a hunter and hunter and the world farmers still confused but yeah i

00:29:44.360 think um i think for me it's so obvious well this is the whole thing my life's changing right so

00:29:48.700 this week i go life's changing i go cooking at home i've been going and by the way i'm never

00:29:53.400 gonna not eat out all right yeah and even just i went yeah you know what a little depressing

00:29:57.640 today four o'clock i'm going going out tonight that's final okay need to hemorrhage a little

00:30:03.300 cash but on dinner specifically not even i just want just go to a restaurant but this week i was

00:30:08.800 like getting back into food i go i'm gonna become a farmer's market person yeah i hope the whole

00:30:12.680 thing i'm gonna go to the farmer's market i'm gonna be meal prepping right i'm gonna be prepping

00:30:15.800 veggies so i can quickly assemble beautiful grain bowls in my home right yeah and i do think i do

00:30:22.060 i'm still convinced it's happening i can't go to the farmer's market this week but next week i swear

00:30:25.880 to god i'm doing it now i get overwhelmed at the farmer's market specifically now okay so i've been

00:30:30.200 food prepping up a storm. Okay. That's not true. I riced cauliflower and I riced broccoli and then

00:30:35.640 I sort of accidentally riced cabbage. Okay. And now I put it into the caraway things, which are

00:30:43.220 the nicest thing I own, I still believe. And then what else? Oh, I did a little light prepping of

00:30:48.940 chopping some mushrooms so they'd be ready to go tossing in. Dressings, herbs, return to herbs.

00:30:54.920 That's the headline of this week for me. A return to herbs, parsley, cilantro, chopped up, mint,

00:30:59.600 and herbs are the key to health

00:31:01.040 herbs are the key to health

00:31:02.160 by the way

00:31:02.540 celery

00:31:02.900 brain health

00:31:03.380 is an herb

00:31:04.020 are you serious

00:31:05.420 it's not a vegetable

00:31:06.600 according to

00:31:07.380 you know whatever

00:31:08.560 okay but

00:31:10.260 about celery

00:31:11.560 again I was juicing celery

00:31:12.820 every morning for weeks

00:31:14.020 so

00:31:14.600 yeah

00:31:15.980 no I know

00:31:16.960 you don't get the benefits

00:31:18.180 you have to do it for two years

00:31:19.180 by the way I was thinking about it today

00:31:19.780 because you were like

00:31:20.220 it's untenable

00:31:20.820 you're like it's untenable

00:31:21.720 and

00:31:22.640 I was like

00:31:23.880 I thought you meant

00:31:24.840 like at first

00:31:25.800 when you texted me

00:31:26.400 about the celery juice

00:31:27.260 morning

00:31:27.840 untenable like

00:31:28.840 philosophically it's untenable like it does not hold it does not hold but i then i realized you

00:31:33.540 actually meant more like it's unsustainable that's what i meant like like i mean i don't

00:31:37.960 mean you use the wrong word you know what i'm saying right no what i meant was that it's just

00:31:42.240 that kind of and this is where i get into trouble right is the like religious commitment to a new

00:31:47.640 habit that's going to change everything and then it falls apart day four and then i'm plunged into

00:31:51.940 despair so it's like i can't so for a couple days the salary religion was i was flying high

00:31:58.000 And I was going,

00:31:58.440 and look at this color.

00:31:59.580 Okay.

00:32:00.300 Drinking it with my partner.

00:32:02.220 They're into it.

00:32:03.000 We're having fun.

00:32:04.060 Look at us with our celery.

00:32:05.680 I mean,

00:32:05.860 we all remember lemon drink.

00:32:07.320 And I refuse to say

00:32:08.420 the lemon drink's going away.

00:32:09.520 No,

00:32:09.660 it's not going away.

00:32:10.200 Okay.

00:32:10.240 It's all,

00:32:11.160 so,

00:32:11.380 okay.

00:32:13.580 Flying high,

00:32:14.480 the honeymoon period,

00:32:15.580 right?

00:32:16.080 That we believe in here,

00:32:18.360 right?

00:32:19.820 Shall continue.

00:32:20.660 I refuse to give up

00:32:21.680 the joy of the new,

00:32:23.080 of the novel

00:32:23.980 of the honeymoon,

00:32:24.740 right?

00:32:25.200 So I think it's just

00:32:26.400 got to be cyclical.

00:32:27.540 where you know let's say we have 10 things that we are like this is the secret okay and we we

00:32:34.860 rotate them so it's like february we get excited about celery juice again and we go for it and it

00:32:40.160 falls away and that's okay it falls away you know it was lemon drink the whole time and then we do

00:32:43.800 lemon drink until it falls away and then we do the next one and then over the course of a life

00:32:47.780 you're getting a lot of celery you're getting a lot of lemon okay i see what you're saying i see

00:32:51.660 what i'm saying i like that i like that we need cyclical we fall off gua sha we return to gua

00:32:56.220 shot. I like that. You're right. We wash on more than the average. As we know, perfect is the enemy

00:32:59.660 of good. Never forget it. I was thinking about that yesterday or two days ago. I was in my

00:33:03.780 kitchen. I remember where I was. Okay. And I remember walking. I remember the direction I

00:33:08.080 was facing when I thought good is the enemy. When I thought, I go, perfect is the enemy of good. I

00:33:12.240 go, but good's not good enough. Yeah. And then I go, perfect is the enemy of great. That's true

00:33:16.700 too. And so I go, that's what I'm saying in front of myself now. Perfect is the enemy of great.

00:33:21.120 Yeah. Because great is good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think about the word great?

00:33:26.220 versus good. Let's just feel those

00:33:28.720 for a second.

00:33:32.100 Great's a little

00:33:32.800 rude.

00:33:34.600 Good. I say great.

00:33:36.180 I say great more, but I think philosophically

00:33:38.580 I'm more aligned with good.

00:33:40.180 But aesthetically great

00:33:42.020 hits something for me.

00:33:44.460 Well, great, and maybe it's just the royal

00:33:46.460 associations.

00:33:47.880 But like sort of, you know.

00:33:50.540 Do you say great? I say great

00:33:52.140 a lot. I feel like on text. Great.

00:33:54.700 See you there. Great.

00:33:55.340 someone once said to me don't say that to me or something

00:33:57.520 I was like oh

00:33:58.520 not like that but like

00:34:01.180 playfully but kind of like don't

00:34:03.360 it's like well

00:34:04.140 never got over it clearly

00:34:06.160 two years later never brought it up to them

00:34:08.380 never spoke of it ever

00:34:09.600 and it could have been a total misunderstanding

00:34:11.760 great were you like

00:34:13.860 you know will you bring me breakfast

00:34:15.840 and what

00:34:17.600 oh that you cut off the yes

00:34:20.880 like how's that

00:34:21.780 sure meet there great

00:34:24.780 like don't say great

00:34:27.140 or something I don't know

00:34:28.560 and it was on text

00:34:29.420 it was on text but honestly I can't get into

00:34:31.920 I think that's a joke

00:34:33.120 if I start

00:34:33.880 if I start doing the forensics on that dynamic

00:34:37.760 I think they were trying to be funny

00:34:39.540 I don't

00:34:41.580 but who knows

00:34:43.160 the things we'll never know

00:34:45.020 how about you name them

00:34:47.240 that's all I am

00:34:49.660 Purity Vodka dropped off some vodka

00:34:53.460 some booze

00:34:54.960 beautiful bottles

00:34:55.980 faceted bottles

00:34:57.440 beautiful bottles

00:34:58.360 and it's the vodka

00:34:59.540 that Jar uses

00:35:00.300 in the lychee martini

00:35:01.640 you heard them

00:35:02.360 the vodka

00:35:03.240 for the lychee martini

00:35:04.140 and they were like

00:35:04.640 careful with this one

00:35:05.720 careful with this one

00:35:06.400 it's like so strong

00:35:07.800 Navy strength

00:35:08.500 yeah

00:35:09.160 you gotta drink this

00:35:10.360 before you're able

00:35:11.040 to detonate bombs

00:35:12.160 for no reason

00:35:13.160 yeah

00:35:13.740 it's um

00:35:15.620 I guess the Navy don't

00:35:16.580 what do they do

00:35:17.220 they're out there

00:35:18.020 doing submarine attacks

00:35:20.420 I don't know

00:35:20.920 I don't follow

00:35:22.080 well

00:35:22.620 charting

00:35:23.120 I mean

00:35:24.080 Who knows

00:35:25.020 Anything with a ship

00:35:26.140 Ship stuff's crazy man

00:35:28.520 So is submarines man

00:35:30.720 What was the movie

00:35:32.840 Wasn't there a movie

00:35:33.660 There's a documentary

00:35:34.620 About a murder on a submarine

00:35:35.820 You'll know about this

00:35:37.160 Well 0.95

00:35:37.600 The woman 0.99

00:35:38.560 Yeah it's fucked up 1.00

00:35:40.020 He went down with her 1.00

00:35:40.840 Murdered

00:35:42.080 See this is what's terrifying

00:35:43.200 Because I have

00:35:43.840 I have seen several

00:35:45.660 Murder docs

00:35:46.740 Not as many as you

00:35:47.560 But kind of the true crime

00:35:48.660 I've seen enough

00:35:49.600 From like oh yeah

00:35:50.140 There was one

00:35:50.660 It was thrown up on HBO Max

00:35:52.780 because I go, oh, sure.

00:35:53.940 Click it instantly.

00:35:55.420 And was it true?

00:35:56.580 Probably before bed.

00:35:57.700 I call this getting maxed.

00:35:59.780 Okay?

00:36:00.840 Okay, which is...

00:36:02.560 So, like, HBO...

00:36:04.320 So, like, Max, you know,

00:36:05.480 like, bought, like,

00:36:06.920 all of HBO's content or whatever, right?

00:36:08.680 And then, like...

00:36:09.400 Yeah.

00:36:09.800 And then it's...

00:36:10.680 Except Dolanet.

00:36:11.360 Discovery ID network 0.99

00:36:12.660 and all that shit, right? 0.98

00:36:14.640 I think. 0.99

00:36:15.580 So, like, the ID network is, like, 0.97

00:36:16.960 some of my most beloved trash, right? 0.99

00:36:19.060 Like, sort of beloved crime trash. 1.00

00:36:21.240 Yeah, like shit, murders. 1.00

00:36:22.360 and so you'll be like 1.00

00:36:24.680 Oceanic Thriller

00:36:25.960 what's this documentary on HBO Max

00:36:28.500 and then you put it on

00:36:30.340 and you're like for a second

00:36:31.660 thinking it's elevated

00:36:33.420 and it's not elevated

00:36:34.860 you got maxed

00:36:36.640 can you believe when I drop on them

00:36:39.160 that that's the meaning of their brand

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00:40:25.040 hey guess what i got a manicure i haven't gotten one in two years can you believe i can so i did

00:40:32.900 this is this is going to sound very extravagant everyone so hold on to your seats i had someone

00:40:37.960 come to the house what which listen okay first of all no no no i'm mad that i was not included

00:40:46.500 so i've kept this like a secret basically because it's so extravagant but i have to tell you

00:40:50.800 something the price is not much higher than a than a fancy manicure in a salon okay yeah it's

00:40:58.480 not about the price that people find extravagant i think she comes in here anna russian she says

00:41:04.160 to me have you ever had an anna she says have you ever had a russian manicure i go i don't know what

00:41:08.820 no yeah the most then you have this manicure has lasted a month and again my nails are longer

00:41:14.180 than they usually are.

00:41:15.400 What?

00:41:16.100 A friend?

00:41:16.960 Yeah.

00:41:17.260 A friend's wreck? 1.00

00:41:18.320 As usual, ran into a beautiful, successful actress. 1.00

00:41:21.400 No. 0.99

00:41:21.700 I said, God, your nails are great.

00:41:22.840 She goes, oh, you need to go to her. 0.96

00:41:24.300 She'll come to you.

00:41:25.120 And I go, how much, honey?

00:41:27.100 She goes, it's not that bad.

00:41:28.960 Right.

00:41:29.820 I'm scared to say it.

00:41:31.840 A hundred bucks.

00:41:33.120 Which, by the way, a manicure.

00:41:35.160 Is that shocking?

00:41:35.940 For a house visit?

00:41:37.000 No, it's a house visit.

00:41:37.940 For a house visit. 1.00

00:41:38.620 By the way, you go to one of these fucking salons. 1.00

00:41:41.800 God bless them. 1.00

00:41:42.500 Yeah.

00:41:42.660 May they find whatever it is that they need because my God, right?

00:41:48.840 We all read the articles.

00:41:50.340 But you're in there.

00:41:52.720 I've been shocked by the bill.

00:41:54.280 And this manicure was absolutely astonishing.

00:41:57.500 I mean, it was like, anyway, so then I go, I'm doing it again.

00:42:01.380 It's been a month later.

00:42:02.280 I'm going to call her up again.

00:42:03.300 God, I want to do it.

00:42:04.020 Rocket money is not going to like the sound of this.

00:42:06.720 New monthly expense.

00:42:07.800 I used to, I was, I had all my things going through mint.com or whatever.

00:42:15.180 I signed up for that once back in the day.

00:42:17.460 You know, yeah.

00:42:19.200 And budgeting.

00:42:22.380 Don't love it.

00:42:23.540 Not a fan.

00:42:24.340 Yeah, I don't, I don't find it an inspiring approach.

00:42:28.480 I prefer, it's now and not now.

00:42:30.740 It's, it's, it's, I spent all the money. 0.99

00:42:32.560 Oh shit. 0.99

00:42:33.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:33.400 Or, or I think I got some.

00:42:36.060 Yeah.

00:42:36.360 and then there's three states there's like i think i'm okay and then there's like okay i've

00:42:41.560 kind of been pushing it and ignoring and not really looking and i yeah i feel like it's it's

00:42:45.920 gone but maybe it's not and then i'm and then like and then like texting you gotta book some

00:42:51.200 road dates i know i know i know okay i have a huge thing to say oh by the way jaclyn jaclyn

00:42:56.880 penguins not enough on me oh look at this i'll take it but listen yesterday literally because

00:43:03.840 I was doing all this.

00:43:04.500 I'm like, oh, look at the financials.

00:43:05.800 I'm scared or, you know, whatever.

00:43:06.980 Yeah.

00:43:07.240 I go, Poog, Poog, Poog.

00:43:09.580 We just want to say now,

00:43:10.560 thank you all to all of you for listening

00:43:12.100 because you're supporting us.

00:43:15.320 And talk about, honey,

00:43:17.000 the ground falls out from underneath you. 0.99

00:43:19.400 Poog is the floor. 0.99

00:43:21.100 Poog will support. 1.00

00:43:22.000 Remember when I said, 1.00

00:43:22.780 if all we had was the Christmas show?

00:43:24.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:25.440 We could live in a humble place together.

00:43:28.880 Yeah, totally.

00:43:29.560 Once a year, a couple of shows

00:43:30.860 and just that's our budget.

00:43:33.180 Yeah.

00:43:33.840 Chopping a lot of cabbage.

00:43:35.000 That makes it sound like the show makes a lot.

00:43:37.300 Exactly.

00:43:37.820 It really does.

00:43:38.820 Does not.

00:43:39.440 To be clear, this industry, they robbed you.

00:43:41.980 In the end, Kate and I are paid an apple each.

00:43:44.220 One Granny Smith and we're out the door.

00:43:46.280 They roll the Granny Smith into the street and go, if you catch it, you can have it. 0.99

00:43:50.400 Then you have to dodge cars.

00:43:52.180 If it's smashed, I hope you enjoy applesauce because we're not. 0.99

00:43:56.180 No, but every time a hag buys a piece of merch. 0.98

00:44:01.080 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:44:01.600 I'm laughing about it because the kind of like, thanks for your support, sort of model

00:44:06.900 of podcasting and all that kind of stuff and like creator culture, which by the way, I've

00:44:12.680 gone down a rabbit hole of creative culture where I'm like, I need to sell digital projects

00:44:16.360 now.

00:44:17.300 What does that mean?

00:44:18.460 It's a digital product.

00:44:19.340 Templates.

00:44:19.960 Templates.

00:44:20.700 Like it's like a template.

00:44:22.360 What does that mean?

00:44:23.800 Selling a template.

00:44:25.040 Like I design a template that people like print out and put in their journal.

00:44:28.160 You're kidding.

00:44:29.100 Are you serious?

00:44:29.840 No, Kate. 0.96

00:44:30.580 there is this is when i go i'm old we are literal fools okay i gotta get i got to get we we have a

00:44:37.620 brand here okay by the way by the way formal call out help us if anyone here is a marketing genius 0.78

00:44:42.300 oh wants to come on by the way you have to have well formal call out huge credentials yes we're

00:44:48.220 yeah yeah enthusiasm will not carry okay yeah we need someone to enthusiasm we need someone who is

00:44:55.080 i need someone who's like i have 16 years i'll take less than that of experience in the field

00:45:00.780 i don't even know what the field is but i need someone to educate you know what i want what's

00:45:04.900 what do you mean the template right in your journal okay basically like you know at any

00:45:10.700 given moment right there's like this rush of you know you can make quite a okay with this thing

00:45:17.940 and there's a rush and then everyone does it the market's flooded and it's yeah there are a couple

00:45:22.100 people that keep you know that whatever i don't know okay but the point is i was poking around i

00:45:27.420 started getting served some stuff on instagram and i was like we are wildly undervaluing 0.91

00:45:33.060 boog daddy gang ourselves like take note okay like a fucking lesson so here's what i want i 0.95

00:45:42.740 want someone who understands can alexandra cooper save us yes yes okay no i want there 0.99

00:45:51.620 are some people I found I saw a thing I was like we're starting an app okay did I text you about

00:45:56.160 that I said we're starting you texted me something and I got stressed out because it was like

00:45:59.580 we're gonna build templates and apps so we got I was like oh no I can't even no I think I what I

00:46:05.180 sent you was like I built out a few models okay but I'm like I will not die in the dust I know

00:46:12.380 okay when there is when there is nothing but opportunity and I dare say that our template

00:46:19.480 of a journal printout okay like whoa it's like but what is this who's doing this the kids are

00:46:27.020 printing out at their home computer okay this is huge yeah but also digital templates everything

00:46:32.900 oh digital of course i don't even say like i'm not even saying pdf for a dollar just can't even

00:46:37.640 fathom what you're saying oh yeah oh yeah okay okay and or you know but it's it doesn't even

00:46:43.840 just be the template okay okay this is good the theme of the week of my life has been asking for

00:46:47.320 help. Help us. Marketing genius needs someone. We'll pay you. I don't know how much, but I'll

00:46:52.540 pay you. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Well, points, points. If we need someone to throw a bucket of

00:46:58.520 cold ice water in our face, wake us up, slap us each across the cheek. I'm awake. Okay. I'll slap 0.89

00:47:05.140 you, Kate. Okay. Okay. But what I do want to say is what I do want to say, I'm wide awake. Okay. 1.00

00:47:10.160 I was designing websites for us wildly as I always do. Okay. I'm always launching. Okay.

00:47:16.280 but I'm like

00:47:17.460 we suffer from having too much

00:47:19.240 okay

00:47:19.680 we have too much to suffer

00:47:20.820 I know

00:47:21.580 okay

00:47:22.180 okay

00:47:22.740 if we had nothing

00:47:24.000 if we had nothing

00:47:25.800 but one line about mushrooms

00:47:27.720 the whole time

00:47:28.500 yeah

00:47:28.800 yeah

00:47:29.620 okay

00:47:30.520 okay

00:47:30.900 that would be enough

00:47:32.260 you see what I'm saying

00:47:33.640 okay

00:47:34.400 we are exploding

00:47:36.140 with possibility

00:47:38.720 and yes

00:47:40.040 it must be high end 0.96

00:47:41.280 it cannot be trash 0.96

00:47:42.260 it will not be trash 0.98

00:47:42.980 okay

00:47:43.400 but we need to give the people

00:47:44.420 what they need

00:47:45.040 tell us what you want

00:47:45.620 actually that's huge

00:47:48.000 okay tell us what you want

00:47:49.780 for those of you still listening to the episode

00:47:51.560 you are the ones that we need

00:47:53.520 what would you pay for

00:47:56.160 and that sounds

00:47:58.340 maybe

00:47:58.840 it sounds like

00:48:01.700 we gotta make a living

00:48:02.940 I guess

00:48:04.320 I guess I'm like well obviously people want 0.99

00:48:07.860 hag serum right 0.99

00:48:08.820 and I still stand by my idea that hag serum 0.97

00:48:11.960 one thing is hag serum

00:48:15.040 and that formula can change

00:48:16.720 but there will be

00:48:18.060 because it's got to be

00:48:19.140 the latest and greatest

00:48:19.840 but then there will be

00:48:20.820 HAG 92,

00:48:21.860 HAG 93. 0.95

00:48:23.240 Like if someone's like 0.87

00:48:23.980 HAG 93

00:48:24.700 What do you mean?

00:48:25.480 Every year it's different?

00:48:26.420 Like works for me.

00:48:27.180 Then you keep producing it.

00:48:28.780 Like we update accordingly.

00:48:30.020 If we decide like

00:48:30.720 wait, we were wrong, 0.99

00:48:31.380 that was trash. 0.99

00:48:32.760 Exactly. 0.99

00:48:33.300 I can't believe the marketing

00:48:34.040 worked on me.

00:48:34.660 I said AG1

00:48:35.340 instead of Athletic Greens.

00:48:36.560 That's marketing.

00:48:37.540 That's the power

00:48:38.100 of subliminal messaging.

00:48:40.420 I just literally

00:48:41.260 carried it

00:48:42.020 what the ad

00:48:43.100 wanted me to say.

00:48:43.860 How do you feel about the brand name AG1?

00:48:47.560 I don't like it

00:48:48.500 This is from Athletic Greens

00:48:50.360 It's the one is sort of like

00:48:52.740 Hello?

00:48:54.340 Like, you know what I mean?

00:48:55.140 Like the one is a little like out of there

00:48:58.160 By the way, I sent you on Instagram

00:49:00.120 Because every six months I wake up in a cold sweat

00:49:02.280 Going broccoli sprouts, broccoli sprouts

00:49:03.820 This is the Get Health broccoli sprouts

00:49:05.300 Anti-carcinogen

00:49:07.280 Powerful nutritionally

00:49:09.220 Insanely nutritionally

00:49:10.080 You sent me broccoli shot

00:49:11.240 Yeah, broccoli sprouts

00:49:12.340 and there's a whole thing

00:49:13.400 about cycling them

00:49:14.240 that you eat a pack

00:49:15.420 of broccoli sprouts

00:49:16.100 like two days a week

00:49:17.520 and then like you live forever

00:49:18.800 or something

00:49:19.260 it's something crazy

00:49:19.960 sprouts

00:49:20.380 organic broccoli sprouts

00:49:21.760 not a broccoli

00:49:22.300 it's gonna come in

00:49:23.880 one of those plastic things

00:49:24.680 that looks sprout like

00:49:25.820 that you have to eat that

00:49:27.320 oh wait I read

00:49:27.940 what

00:49:28.400 okay interesting

00:49:29.220 you know something about barley

00:49:31.120 not barley to be clear

00:49:34.800 I know you wouldn't be

00:49:36.740 peddling barley

00:49:37.380 almost like barley sprouts

00:49:38.900 maybe it was barley sprouts

00:49:40.380 Chris goes

00:49:42.640 we're in heroin

00:49:43.900 and I pointed a box of pasta

00:49:46.100 and it says like

00:49:46.760 100% wheat

00:49:48.340 one clean ingredient

00:49:49.820 he just goes

00:49:50.420 what year

00:49:50.880 he goes oh let me get

00:49:53.700 13 grain bread

00:49:55.640 like I was like

00:49:56.360 you know what I mean

00:49:56.880 like when we thought

00:49:57.740 the number of grains

00:49:58.600 you know what I don't like

00:49:59.820 these self-important

00:50:01.240 these self-important

00:50:02.400 people though

00:50:03.040 who have

00:50:03.720 have a jamba juice

00:50:04.940 and they run up to people

00:50:06.100 at malls

00:50:06.620 and they go

00:50:06.920 how many grams of sugar

00:50:07.720 do you think isn't

00:50:08.420 or they have a frappe

00:50:09.200 they have a caramel

00:50:09.980 macchiato in one hand a jamba juice in the other and they go oh we asked people you know and they

00:50:15.300 all said yeah they couldn't believe it they couldn't believe i panicked when i was waiting

00:50:21.780 for a flight the other day and i texted you in a in a hurry what is your special starbucks drink

00:50:26.780 because i was oh my god i forgot to respond i got glazed over this entirely i'm gonna walk you through

00:50:31.220 this very quickly gone to a plane sitting on the plane for two hours they were like couldn't figure

00:50:37.360 at me and it's two hours sitting on the tarmac they deplane us they go okay so i'm frozen people

00:50:45.160 are running to get you were alone right yes they're running to get a starbucks they're running

00:50:49.420 this is why i'm getting the blow by blow i see people coming back with items and i go a cold

00:50:54.360 drink that would be so refreshing i gather my strength to go toward the cold drink area

00:50:58.980 they boarded us but then we took off and it was fine but but the point is i missed i texted you

00:51:04.980 panicked about what was

00:51:07.240 the espresso drink that was fun.

00:51:09.580 I thought I would drink on the

00:51:11.200 tour. It was

00:51:11.940 iced espresso with

00:51:15.200 a pump of sugar-free

00:51:16.660 vanilla. Wait,

00:51:19.780 I'm not done with the thing though. Okay, whatever.

00:51:21.460 Hag serum, we know, we know. Okay, that's the whole thing 0.74

00:51:23.220 and we will be doing that on the highest level

00:51:25.340 to be clear, should we do a product?

00:51:28.660 I would

00:51:29.320 love someone, if there

00:51:31.220 is someone out there who

00:51:32.560 truly

00:51:34.540 is like

00:51:36.300 the dark

00:51:38.520 devil of

00:51:40.480 algorithm

00:51:42.080 marketing product.

00:51:44.600 Just absolutely.

00:51:46.100 I want the darkest

00:51:47.480 rabid version

00:51:49.460 of if you had nothing. 1.00

00:51:52.220 Like if you were the fucking 1.00

00:51:54.460 dumbest bitches in the world. 1.00

00:51:57.160 Okay. 1.00

00:51:57.880 Okay.

00:51:58.440 Like we can make something here.

00:52:00.040 It's so funny. 0.98

00:52:00.640 I was trying to rub two nipples together. 0.97

00:52:03.200 It's like the most 0.99

00:52:04.520 It's the most garish, hideous thing we've ever done.

00:52:09.240 What, on the pod?

00:52:10.060 Yes.

00:52:11.400 Well, it's terrible.

00:52:13.400 Oh, God.

00:52:13.780 By the way, people have reached out.

00:52:14.800 People have reached out trying to help us.

00:52:16.920 And we don't even have the energy to respond.

00:52:18.740 We don't even have the ability.

00:52:20.840 But that all changes now.

00:52:22.400 No, it's actually not.

00:52:23.500 That's not actually it.

00:52:24.580 It's for me. 0.99

00:52:25.920 Again, I'll slap you. 0.97

00:52:27.960 It's like, you know, it's, I want, yeah, it's, I don't know what I'm looking for, but 0.96

00:52:34.520 I don't know yeah I don't know I've backed off it now I'm afraid I'm ashamed I don't know what

00:52:42.780 the question is I don't know the question I know the answer but I got excited the point is I got

00:52:46.980 oh oh creator it all came down I started when I heard the word creator the light of the creator

00:52:51.020 okay and I was like I said creator about something and then I was but I don't remember why I first

00:52:58.320 said it and then it reminded me oh I went down a rabbit hole it's interesting I don't oh we need

00:53:01.140 now i don't have a problem with the term god right people say god and again that's because

00:53:05.020 of how i was raised i just i don't have baggage with the word god yeah people go oh you know

00:53:10.020 when people say spirit spirit told me that actually rubs me the wrong way and by the way

00:53:16.420 i say this with love of my heart i don't actually care no it's like it's trying to like ungod it a

00:53:21.700 little bit but then it sounds a little like who are we talking about here are we talking about

00:53:25.300 guides are we talking about dead relatives like it's a little confusing it's some rabbi i don't

00:53:30.080 know something but it's some phrase and it's like it's because you know one person's like god is i

00:53:34.480 believe in god it's like the god you don't believe in i don't believe in that god either

00:53:37.540 that's fucking cool yes i also that's exactly isn't that great and then i had the vibe i had

00:53:44.600 a moment where i go well that's exactly the vibe and i think and i think i'm i'm and i think i 0.94

00:53:50.500 deserve to make a template all right we ruined instantly to try to make money vibe check poog

00:53:56.040 Yeah.

00:53:56.800 Can you imagine?

00:53:57.740 That would be actually a blast. 1.00

00:53:59.020 Like a bad poog. 1.00

00:54:00.320 Evil poog? 0.99

00:54:01.080 What if next week? 1.00

00:54:01.820 We should launch Evil Poog. 0.99

00:54:03.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:04.840 And then that becomes the thing that takes over.

00:54:07.940 Actually, yeah.

00:54:10.360 That is so funny.

00:54:12.560 But I did have a...

00:54:13.820 It should be a secondary experiment.

00:54:14.920 As long as your soul remains here. 1.00

00:54:16.600 Evil poog. 1.00

00:54:17.020 And it costs $25 a month. 1.00

00:54:19.120 But you get all access. 0.98

00:54:20.240 And we'll send you spread photos of our genitals. 0.95

00:54:23.080 Well, I got news for you. 0.98

00:54:24.260 We'll be doing OnlyFans. 0.99

00:54:25.100 Do you think I'd give a shit? 0.99

00:54:26.900 Cash is cash. 1.00

00:54:28.780 I mean, I don't think $25 is wrong.

00:54:32.920 I don't think $25 is evil.

00:54:34.600 Of course not.

00:54:35.680 If you can't afford that by stressing you out,

00:54:38.460 it's totally understandable. 1.00

00:54:40.120 It's evil poog. 1.00

00:54:41.360 It's for people that want to get dark with it.

00:54:44.120 I got a text.

00:54:46.380 Imagine this.

00:54:47.120 I was like, God, I really am.

00:54:48.300 Vibe check.

00:54:49.620 Vibe check.

00:54:50.600 Vibe check.

00:54:51.280 Listen to this.

00:54:52.180 I'm in New York City.

00:54:53.300 and I go I guess I really am an actress

00:54:55.420 living in Los Angeles because I got a text

00:54:57.100 and I say my colonicist wants

00:54:59.420 my numerologist's number

00:55:00.880 you know and you find yourself slipping

00:55:03.380 into those cliches 1.00

00:55:04.440 um evil poog 0.55

00:55:07.460 and with that 0.99

00:55:09.100 sell out poog I like evil poog 0.99

00:55:11.620 that's the no no definitely 1.00

00:55:13.380 I was just trying to go okay what does it look like

00:55:15.500 because I'm listening

00:55:17.040 instead of blue it's red and there's blood dripping off the poog logo 0.94

00:55:19.780 yes 0.87

00:55:20.120 and if it takes

00:55:21.920 it takes

00:55:22.460 as you know

00:55:23.600 if it leads

00:55:24.320 it leads

00:55:24.900 I mean really

00:55:25.640 I guess what it should be is

00:55:27.340 yeah there needs to be

00:55:28.380 space for both

00:55:29.140 there needs to be space

00:55:30.040 for both in this world

00:55:30.820 so each can enjoy itself

00:55:32.040 yeah exactly

00:55:32.660 with a tiny dot

00:55:34.200 of the other color

00:55:35.700 inside each

00:55:36.440 like a yin yang symbol

00:55:38.080 yeah yeah

00:55:38.460 tiny dot of red

00:55:39.960 must live in the blue

00:55:40.800 tiny dot of blue

00:55:41.620 we have to integrate

00:55:41.760 the shadow

00:55:42.240 it's time to integrate

00:55:43.300 the shadow 1.00

00:55:43.780 with Poog 0.99

00:55:44.580 yeah

00:55:45.060 we've been doing

00:55:46.560 shadow integration

00:55:47.500 the whole show

00:55:48.440 is about

00:55:48.880 integration

00:55:49.460 in the shower

00:55:50.000 how do I not argue

00:55:50.940 but

00:55:51.240 we have to do 0.59

00:55:52.320 full evil poog 0.99

00:55:53.220 and 0.53

00:55:53.660 yeah

00:55:54.480 not fear it anymore

00:55:55.480 we need to do

00:55:56.280 I'm doing

00:55:58.120 I'm having major

00:55:59.120 unblocking right now

00:56:00.320 yeah

00:56:02.520 all right 1.00

00:56:03.660 no evil poog 0.99

00:56:05.180 is that in studio 0.83

00:56:08.500 is that where we go

00:56:09.520 full on 1.00

00:56:10.220 fucking us in chairs 1.00

00:56:11.380 with 1.00

00:56:11.760 two bobble heads 1.00

00:56:13.060 and shit 1.00

00:56:13.420 yeah yeah 1.00

00:56:13.760 we go full

00:56:14.600 we need ring lights

00:56:16.080 we need video cameras

00:56:17.400 we need to get 0.96

00:56:18.000 fucking serious 0.97

00:56:18.880 about this 0.96

00:56:19.560 it'd be great 0.94

00:56:20.700 Evil Poog 1.00

00:56:21.680 I can't fucking wait 0.99

00:56:22.580 love you 0.98

00:56:23.060 love you 1.00

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00:56:43.740 oh my god 0.91

00:56:45.180 Evil Poog is Katie and Jackie

00:56:46.360 that's so 0.62

00:56:48.860 Oh, because that's so good.

00:56:51.100 That's huge.

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00:57:02.700 I'll tell you that story and much, much more.

00:57:05.600 What?

00:57:06.460 You probably won't believe it either.

00:57:08.180 Was this before he wrote his stories?

00:57:09.880 It must have been.

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - April 16, 2024

Evil Poog

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