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00:02:39.420 Hi, I'm Kate Berlant.

00:02:40.900 I'm Jacqueline Novak.

00:02:42.000 And this is Poogh, an ongoing conversation about wellness

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00:02:46.720 Two untamable intellects.

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00:02:55.960 Three Doves, Belongings, Movie Poog.

00:03:03.020 Hello, hello.

00:03:05.580 I don't know why I say goodbye.

00:03:08.300 I say hello.

00:03:09.620 Oh, wait.

00:03:10.840 We're going to parties this week.

00:03:12.880 Oh, God.

00:03:14.460 It's a huge question.

00:03:17.440 It's Oscar week.

00:03:18.160 Although when this airs, when will it be?

00:03:19.800 Who cares?

00:03:20.660 Oppenheimer will have already swept.

00:03:22.260 um what does it mean to have clothing i i don't understand how anyone does anything i i mean

00:03:31.820 i stopped in like a vintage kind of store and just going through racks and just going

00:03:40.880 what's it all mean yeah i don't know i don't know what the path is to go into a party and

00:03:48.300 and enjoying one's outfit and what do you do with the dress later it just it's all one big

00:03:56.020 well you have to question i mean i can tell you it's i can tell you a path which is i mean i'm

00:04:01.060 very lucky because one of my oldest and closest friends kimmy alberg is um like a vintage archivist

00:04:07.400 stylist extraordinary so i've literally been close since i was in high school like begging for her

00:04:13.460 to you know she would like give me things that she didn't wear anymore like hand-me-downs like 1.00

00:04:18.760 hand-me-downs of her I've been wearing for 16 years holy shit now does she but does she archive

00:04:23.860 like other sizes or is it just well as of right now I've just truly lucked out because I can wear

00:04:32.060 her clothes sometimes so it's like some of her stuff amazing so that's what I'm doing this week

00:04:37.940 for example i'm wearing her clothes or you know things that she you know of course she makes she

00:04:43.560 just there's tailoring that can happen whatever yeah but she i should actually this actually just

00:04:47.540 sounds like an ad for her but i also don't care if it is but it should be but what i'm saying is 0.87

00:04:51.080 that yeah you should talk to her because you know what she can also do almost like personal shopping

00:04:55.080 level like here's what you should get here's what you should get oh my god and some stuff again 0.76

00:05:00.160 returnable like real real she was like get this gown and it was like maybe this will work maybe

00:05:04.820 it won't didn't work return it doesn't matter it's like it never happened you know well i saw

00:05:10.540 a headline that said um something like you know the resale market is more popular than ever but

00:05:15.420 nobody's turning a profit now i don't know if they mean what does that mean resale i think well

00:05:21.640 technically i think the the real real is resale and then like i went by this store and something

00:05:27.900 about this kind of intrigued me i went in they're like i forgot what it was called it was called

00:05:33.200 like uh dress queue or something and it was like it was a room full of clothing racks okay

00:05:39.960 each clothing rack was some woman's closet okay i went to one of these stores and i hated it 0.98

00:05:47.420 now rows of whores no i mean i went you know what it was it smelled like um you know that 0.97

00:05:54.880 goodwill clothing that out of the closet that like smell of clothing yeah it smelled like that 0.96

00:06:01.380 which is fine but i'm like don't smell like that and have expensive things do you know what i mean

00:06:06.020 it's like when i used to go to um century 21 new york and it's like of course the most expensive

00:06:15.540 though like things in the world like these italian designers that that are so expensive like they're

00:06:22.380 not even like a name i know you know what i mean like yeah and it's like a three thousand dollar

00:06:28.260 dress marked down to 2500 and there's like deodorant stains on it and like a tear and it's

00:06:34.180 like who is that for I know well I I'm once again here's another shout out that I do with love

00:06:42.360 I'm hiring for a third time sorted out the two personal the organizers yeah because I I had

00:06:49.260 again ADD meltdown a full meltdown where once again my you know who cares I've talked about

00:06:54.540 this too much the point is i need help i can't do it alone and i need to shed like half my

00:06:58.960 belongings i'm convinced no you're funny with the word belongings um it's a lovely word

00:07:06.460 but today but today or yesterday when i was like i don't care i'm high i need help you know it's

00:07:13.360 like delegating like i need and obviously that's an extravagance to to hire someone but also it's

00:07:18.880 actually not because i'm wasting the amount of time you know our money i waste from the i had a

00:07:25.440 meltdown because this is the kind of thing that i'm sure you can relate to it's like i had to do

00:07:29.260 something it was like i couldn't find the plugged it was a it's funny how i'm hiding from saying

00:07:34.760 what it was because it feels a shameful it was a ring light okay right i had to put an audition on

00:07:39.260 tape there yeah there it is which already is enough to throw me into absolute madness really

00:07:45.140 oh yeah I just assume you put you just put tapes together like no almost never knowing your own

00:07:51.220 greatness no I can't bring myself to do it and so I was like okay I'm gonna do it I'm gonna find

00:07:55.600 the strength my house doesn't have the lighting to do that for those of you so it's just to be

00:08:01.480 clear I'm coming I'm coming out completely raw and vulnerable and saying yes when you put for

00:08:06.560 an audition before COVID you'd go into an office and you'd have an actual experience with someone

00:08:10.800 now due to everything being digital

00:08:13.440 and the world becoming more and more disembodied

00:08:15.200 every day

00:08:15.740 auditions, something conceivably about

00:08:19.200 energy and

00:08:20.800 raw sensuality in the room is now also

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00:08:23.640 to be clear I'm not blaming the casting directors

00:08:26.640 I'm blaming the industry

00:08:27.480 as a whole

00:08:30.180 or I don't know what I'm blaming

00:08:31.900 but the point is the lighting in my house

00:08:34.260 is not appropriate for something like that

00:08:36.420 I don't have the medical grade

00:08:38.220 hospital lighting

00:08:39.260 do some do you think serious actors do they have you know setups yeah they have little in their home

00:08:46.040 they must yeah or a little or they go to a studio or something so i we got i have the ring light

00:08:51.140 from something that we did some poog thing they sent us ring lights i don't know the point is i

00:08:55.100 go oh i have the ring light i remember yeah i go into the office i go into the closet i find the

00:08:59.440 ring light let me guess not attached to the cord no the plug is yeah the cord with the plug is gone

00:09:04.360 It's just gone

00:09:05.280 It was enough to make me

00:09:08.180 Throw, hurl the entire ring light

00:09:11.720 Into the street

00:09:12.360 And I go, this is a free ring light

00:09:14.700 I don't know how much they retail for

00:09:16.020 The point is I go, I'm throwing it into the road

00:09:17.680 And I'll just buy a new one if I need one

00:09:19.160 In fact, I thought, well, I'm not even going to do it now

00:09:21.900 Now the day's ruined

00:09:22.860 One cannot judge the day

00:09:27.140 Okay

00:09:28.340 From within the day?

00:09:30.440 Yeah, I mean, certainly

00:09:32.120 You know what I forget too?

00:09:33.260 really it's really wise to always remember in the middle of the night it's not reality because i woke

00:09:39.460 up in the middle of the night the other day kind of spiraling these things it's not real and then

00:09:43.140 the day the moonlight's truth and it's it's dangerous the truth of the moonlight i go into

00:09:50.580 these these spirals of about cleaning and it's like funny to have someone point it out to you

00:09:55.200 like chris like being like it's always 11 o'clock at night okay when you do where i start going

00:10:01.760 going into this thing about needing to clean up it's like it's interesting like mess really upsets

00:10:08.060 me at night more than in the day it's like and it almost seems like it shouldn't be like that

00:10:14.140 almost seems like but it's like it's like chaos the chaos yeah i can't do the chaos we cleaned up

00:10:20.840 together 10 minutes a day on the phone by the way that's real also i was like and i should just put

00:10:26.380 this out there though how would i do it i'm going a massive poog sale where hey you want a lipstick

00:10:30.580 I tried once you want you want a face product I did two pumps of you know what I mean it's like

00:10:35.180 they're all open and a little bit used yeah exactly because it's just I have you can't

00:10:41.840 donate it but like hardly used items you know like what do I do and that's what paralyzes me

00:10:48.200 is I'm like you put them on the bottom of your feet as you always say right right no you actually

00:10:52.600 are the one that said that with no I mean you always go to me when I was like again use it

00:10:56.760 what am I going to do? You're like bottom of the feet. And so then I was like, yeah,

00:11:00.860 you have to just boldly use. Or, but I'm saying, or get rid of. But I have this fantasy,

00:11:05.540 of course, as maybe we all do, right? The minimalist lifestyle. I have five lipsticks.

00:11:09.420 I have four shirts. I have, you know, I'm like, how many outfits do I need? 10 maximum?

00:11:15.560 Like there's too much. Yeah. You'll notice I have two full clothing racks right now.

00:11:21.540 like my closet is a disaster i believe it i believe it two clothing racks full of

00:11:26.800 who knows what and um you know everything's on the chopping block um well i got a pedicure today

00:11:35.440 i have a question it's los angeles march 7th does that mean it's time for sandals in this town

00:11:41.140 no it means it's oscar week baby no i i know i mean like oscar week oh weather

00:11:47.340 open-toed. It's always open-toed in this town.

00:11:49.620 To you, it's always open-toed in this

00:11:51.340 town? Essentially.

00:11:53.060 Dressing up. Occasion wear.

00:11:55.460 Open-toed always is appropriate

00:11:57.060 in Los Angeles. In this town.

00:11:59.220 Yeah. You don't have to do it,

00:12:01.360 but no one's ever going, oh, it's winter. 0.99

00:12:03.500 You're not like a hussy and meatpacking 0.98

00:12:05.140 in a dead winter. 1.00

00:12:06.520 Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:12:07.980 Chipping over the cobblestones. No, it's Los Angeles.

00:12:10.200 Open-toed always appropriate.

00:12:11.920 Oh my goodness.

00:12:13.740 A closed-toed to me

00:12:15.420 really closes an outfit in a way that I like.

00:12:18.520 I can't help it.

00:12:19.500 A closed toe closes an outfit, would you say?

00:12:21.660 Yeah, it's like a hard stop

00:12:24.400 versus toes sort of spilling out onto the pavement.

00:12:27.720 Oh my God.

00:12:28.740 I understand open toe is a risk.

00:12:39.580 This is Ryder Strong,

00:12:41.100 and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather.

00:12:43.120 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.

00:12:49.140 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.

00:12:52.900 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:12:54.200 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:12:57.820 No, I am not your guru.

00:13:01.620 And back then, I lied to my parents.

00:13:04.240 I lied to police.

00:13:05.560 I lied to everybody.

00:13:06.500 There were years right where I could not say your name.

00:13:09.460 I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,

00:13:11.900 to interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists, whomever I can to try to find out

00:13:16.880 what actually happened. Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods

00:13:21.240 and not the obvious boyfriend? They have had this case for 30 years. I'll teach you sons of

00:13:26.900 to come around here and my wife. Boom, boom. This is The Red Weather. Listen to The Red Weather 1.00

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00:16:10.580 I came out with a new Lima

00:16:16.200 Well, it's not out yet

00:16:17.480 Well, it's like out in London, I think

00:16:19.400 I was actually envisioning a trip

00:16:21.320 in order to go there and beg

00:16:23.200 because you can't even get it in this town

00:16:25.360 were they based

00:16:26.620 well I think the FDA

00:16:29.460 hasn't approved it it's just that powerful

00:16:31.560 and it's like

00:16:33.120 four times

00:16:34.280 actually I'm going to grab my Lima hold on 0.98

00:16:37.020 pausing for Jacqueline walking off air

00:16:39.260 so hi

00:16:48.860 So, yeah, I like to walk around like this, doing other things.

00:16:53.860 I really need to get back into it.

00:16:55.800 Yeah.

00:16:57.460 I need to, by the way, it's like another week has passed.

00:17:00.240 Walk me through this, please, for the love of God.

00:17:03.460 Another week of my life has passed and I'm not using retinol.

00:17:06.540 Okay.

00:17:06.800 It's really interesting you say this because I finally started.

00:17:10.280 On what?

00:17:10.840 What brand?

00:17:13.320 Tretinoin.

00:17:15.280 Wait, you got a prescription?

00:17:16.660 Okay.

00:17:16.860 Well, here's a huge question.

00:17:18.260 How quick does that expire?

00:17:20.940 Because I have it from like two years ago and I'm like, is it expired?

00:17:25.580 I don't know.

00:17:26.280 But I'm trying to think what, oh, I know who just, who inspired me.

00:17:30.280 The Dew Skincare founder.

00:17:33.260 Did you go to the party?

00:17:35.080 It's tonight.

00:17:36.060 Are you going?

00:17:37.120 Yeah.

00:17:37.880 I mean, it's like a fine outfit.

00:17:39.880 This is huge.

00:17:40.660 Dew Skincare, we love Dew.

00:17:42.280 We were invited to a party tonight.

00:17:43.840 Because they're launching in Sephora to celebrate.

00:17:45.440 I have another professional obligation.

00:17:47.000 but launch again sephora huge love the products happy for them major oh yeah wait so why did she 0.84

00:17:54.780 inspire you to get she was just talking about on her account where she really gets into the

00:18:00.120 details of skincare she was talking about you know with retinoids or i always forget which

00:18:06.520 one's the the one but she was like you use it for a couple months and you're not like

00:18:10.660 blown away you know and so then you stop using it oh no and then she showed this picture of this

00:18:16.900 like old woman yeah okay and it was like three years of use and this woman's whole like eye area

00:18:26.240 completely turned around but it took years okay but it's like it took years for her to become 80

00:18:33.200 you know what i mean so it's gonna take some years to become 72 yeah with retinol like slowly

00:18:40.780 i have to say i have a friend who's been you know doing retinal really religiously

00:18:46.600 she's 40 doesn't look it but what does 40 we say doesn't look 40 40 is young i'm not saying that to

00:18:52.700 be like radical i'm just saying like people who are 40 look young do you know what i mean

00:18:57.220 so 40 is no longer in the 80s 40 was something it's not anymore oh totally look back now

00:19:02.620 you look at photos now people oh this woman was 25 she looks 68 because literally yeah well also

00:19:09.280 It's different because back in the day they were smoking a lot of cigarettes.

00:19:12.440 They were drinking martinis around the clock.

00:19:14.160 God bless them.

00:19:15.440 Nowadays you have the thing where young people look older because of the work.

00:19:19.420 Oh yeah.

00:19:19.900 And now older people look younger.

00:19:23.540 I saw a thing that was like, oh, you're aging quicker than,

00:19:27.420 than we used to because of whatever.

00:19:29.700 And I was like, that doesn't seem true to me.

00:19:34.380 I feel like I don't, I don't know what they were trying to tell me.

00:19:36.880 the other day I was like when will I what what kind of sounds old to me I'm like I guess like

00:19:42.040 when you're 70 it's a little bit like oh my god I'm 70 or something but I'm seeing 65 year olds

00:19:48.300 who are looking unbelievable and I'm you know it's just it's it's changed yeah no but I have to do it

00:19:54.260 I have to do it but here's the thing Jacqueline help me through this yeah doesn't the retinol

00:19:58.100 isn't there a period where it kind of makes you they call like the retinol uglies like it makes

00:20:02.100 your skin purge or something yeah who knows don't you use p90 or whatever i'm off it i've been off

00:20:11.620 it for years wait what is it the p60 i used to use it what i'm saying i've just been off of it

00:20:16.120 not because i stopped liking it i just stopped this is why life is so impossible you just stop

00:20:20.320 these things i know we just like i know i stopped why i know why well it's like you know i i work

00:20:27.740 out daily now and you know there are years where I didn't and like and I'm living those years and

00:20:33.040 it's like I had done it for years previous that and been like oh yeah this is how I have to live

00:20:39.200 this is I'm happy you forgot like why is there no retention of the knowledge of what worked I know

00:20:46.240 it's really hard but who cares I mean I was saying don't judge the day and it's like don't

00:20:52.080 of the day don't judge loss of years there's just no you know it just it's like an efficiency model

00:20:58.680 of one's life is simply untenable absolutely like yes years lie fallow who cares it's like

00:21:09.020 yeah i mean like oh completely completely there's like milk it yeah yeah um i've been doing a little

00:21:17.800 casual work in front of the television this is like an add thing let's let the brain you let

00:21:23.400 the brain sort of you partially give it something to kind of have to leaving just enough brain power

00:21:30.620 to watch the show to do the work that like right i struggle with doing when i'm too much of my

00:21:36.940 brain is brought to it i relate to that what's the work so like okay like let's say i'm just

00:21:42.760 trying to lightly edit a document but normally full full of caffeine at my desk the document is

00:21:48.160 expanding with new ideas okay but i'm supposed to be trimming it it's like okay we're putting on

00:21:54.080 dateline and i trim a little and i glance up at the screen and then i go down and i trim a little

00:21:59.760 what was i doing oh right trimming it's like i need a little bit less of my brain this is like 0.90

00:22:04.040 how agd people get more dumb when they're tired yeah oh god when you hear that oh wow well and 0.89

00:22:11.960 And me with my brain training games like after two cocktails when suddenly my score is through the roof. 0.99

00:22:17.620 Through the roof.

00:22:19.460 That was one of my texts I got from you that will live on in infamy is you being like, I'm better on booze, should up it.

00:22:26.320 Oh, my God.

00:22:30.100 I felt like I was one of the most productive people.

00:22:33.320 And I felt like a mother of six because I scheduled just a mole check. 0.70

00:22:38.940 Can you imagine this? 0.90

00:22:40.320 Oh, yeah.

00:22:40.720 A medical

00:22:41.380 Years ago I did that

00:22:43.280 Dermatology

00:22:43.880 Just checked

00:22:44.220 Thanks to you

00:22:44.780 Well it's terrifying

00:22:45.380 When they start doing it

00:22:46.280 Because she starts

00:22:47.320 Checking my scalp

00:22:47.980 Which is good

00:22:48.580 Yeah

00:22:48.900 And you go 0.98

00:22:49.400 How fucking terrifying 0.96

00:22:50.780 Can you imagine 1.00

00:22:51.380 You just live in your life

00:22:52.380 Here we are

00:22:53.400 Sunscreen on the face

00:22:54.440 Sunscreen

00:22:54.740 Yeah

00:22:55.340 Something on your scalp

00:22:56.460 Takes you out 1.00

00:22:57.120 Fucking hell on earth 1.00

00:22:58.600 She's checking between my toes 0.99

00:22:59.620 And then I start going

00:23:00.760 Oh really

00:23:01.120 You should actually 1.00

00:23:01.800 Be checking my asshole 1.00

00:23:02.860 Like 1.00

00:23:03.680 So much of medical stuff

00:23:05.400 Is a joke

00:23:05.840 I send it to the sky

00:23:07.460 No because I'm like

00:23:08.140 What if there is something 1.00

00:23:09.200 On my asshole 1.00

00:23:10.480 like what if there's a mole in my asshole that i've never seen well i think the idea no one's 1.00

00:23:18.000 ever seen and that mole needs sun damage doesn't get there right but can't is it always only 0.99

00:23:23.940 activated if sun hits it do you see what i'm saying or is there something lurking because

00:23:28.920 she said something to me she goes like yeah like and you know gynecologically like that's part of

00:23:34.480 what's important about getting exam as i look at you and i'm like wait so a mole that's like 1.00

00:23:38.440 in my vagina or like to my knowledge, 1.00

00:23:42.040 I don't have a mole in my vagina. 1.00

00:23:43.420 And let's be honest, I'd know by now. 0.99

00:23:45.260 Okay, folks, I was exploring early with a hand mirror. 0.99

00:23:49.120 I mean, I don't think moles,

00:23:50.860 are there even moles on, what's that called?

00:23:53.620 That kind of flesh, you know, mucous membrane.

00:23:56.700 It's not really a mole, is it?

00:23:58.120 Isn't it something else?

00:23:58.960 Oh yeah, I guess I don't mean inside.

00:24:01.140 But you see what I'm saying?

00:24:01.740 Like, what if there were a mole?

00:24:02.800 And then, well, I wake up, I think about this constantly.

00:24:05.780 I had an ex-roommate who said to me, 1.00

00:24:08.440 any gynecologist who's worth their shit is probing your asshole every exam interesting because 0.99

00:24:14.640 there's stuff that's like you know potential tumors or i don't even know but i just remember 0.99

00:24:19.940 her being like they should be checking you rectally but because it's like frowned upon 0.99

00:24:24.380 or like we live in a puritanical society where it's like don't go in my ass women die or something 0.99

00:24:30.980 yeah or you know it's like this idea like and so now i'm like what i'd have to do beg for a rectal 0.99

00:24:36.320 exam well it is like the outer wall you know yeah it makes sense the other side if i mean if if it

00:24:42.360 it's checkup time i was just thinking if i could pull off all doctor's appointments one day a year

00:24:48.800 like the main ones yeah like nine to eleven eleven to yeah just go through smart i got my

00:24:54.680 teeth cleaned like june yeah june 6 is like is the day instead of just how are you with teeth

00:24:59.680 cleaning because i i had hadn't gone for a year you know why you know why it made me feel good

00:25:03.680 because he goes, your gums look good.

00:25:05.220 No, I've been good for years with that

00:25:07.500 because one, they bother you, which is great.

00:25:10.220 And two, walking distance.

00:25:11.800 Oh, it's everything.

00:25:13.380 Well, I feel like a little,

00:25:14.380 I want to think because I've talked about Lucio Kim.

00:25:18.480 Oh yeah, you're an influencer of tees.

00:25:20.140 Yeah, and the hags are going in there, signing up. 0.69

00:25:22.880 Wow, free feelings for you?

00:25:25.420 Free feelings, I know, can you imagine?

00:25:27.360 Going to get V-beamed next week.

00:25:28.160 Yeah, I'm scared to go in.

00:25:29.140 I'm feeling tooth sensitivity and I'm scared.

00:25:31.180 I have some tooth sensitivity.

00:25:32.560 Oh, it's hell.

00:25:33.240 and one tooth when they're cleaning it it's just remember i had to surrender transcend

00:25:37.440 i was thinking about you when i was doing it that you were saying sensitivity is worse than pain

00:25:41.440 yes um and how did you experience that it wasn't that bad but since because i was trying those

00:25:47.940 all-natural whitening strips and i think one of them kind of went a little too hard on one of my

00:25:52.280 teeth a little upsetting zingers or the zoomies or whatever they call them zoomies are when cats

00:25:56.700 run wild at night the courtyard cat has been coming to our door and um meowing for our attention

00:26:04.160 so sweet oh my god go out there scoop them up you made them a little box you're gonna be really

00:26:10.980 hot about this jaclyn what i'm looking for literally like two for my parents a cat two

00:26:17.300 cats yep yes bonded pair perhaps or not yes if anyone knows los angeles area i want two cats

00:26:24.940 It's a big cat alliance.

00:26:26.140 For my parents.

00:26:26.700 It's filled with them.

00:26:27.540 Great.

00:26:28.120 Filled with sweeties.

00:26:29.280 Isn't that exciting?

00:26:30.140 Two.

00:26:31.100 They're down for two.

00:26:32.140 Yeah.

00:26:32.800 Well, it's, I mean, you know,

00:26:33.740 classically when I was eight.

00:26:34.420 Because two makes them happy, right?

00:26:35.340 The cats love two.

00:26:37.620 When I was seven or eight,

00:26:39.400 for my birthday,

00:26:40.180 we went to this woman 0.99

00:26:41.380 in the penny saver with these cats

00:26:42.740 and we were looking at them

00:26:44.560 and then my mom called my dad

00:26:46.020 and said,

00:26:46.880 we really like them.

00:26:47.740 We think we want to get one.

00:26:48.800 He said, get two.

00:26:50.460 Can you imagine? 1.00

00:26:51.300 God, that's a fucking daddy. 1.00

00:26:53.120 That is a daddy. 1.00

00:26:53.980 That's great.

00:26:54.440 that's greg for you it was and it was about like yeah like they entertain each other you know like

00:27:00.220 the huge other company it wasn't like um it wasn't about extravagance you know what i mean

00:27:05.260 no i know it wasn't about extravagance oh my god oh my god taking home kittens

00:27:10.460 not even kittens we're taking cats because you kind of know what you got they're kind of cooked

00:27:14.560 oh yeah i just call even full cats kittens and i call all dogs puppies yeah yeah some get confused

00:27:22.180 people um i'm going to new york in a few weeks for can you believe this really only pleasure

00:27:29.480 no yeah how exciting to think about restaurants trying to think about reservations maybe you

00:27:34.960 should go to um gonna go see cola scola's show oh god that was a oh mary lucille lortel yeah

00:27:42.600 i'd say get tickets but i think you can only get them if you're lucky at this point yeah

00:27:46.980 still you should try maybe they do stand by

00:27:49.280 still go to the website yeah

00:27:50.580 thrilled to go to dinner

00:27:53.160 gonna go to Raph's yeah shout out

00:27:55.140 you got a great two explosive

00:27:57.140 meals two nights in a row

00:27:58.340 at Raph's yes oh I didn't know

00:28:01.140 you went bang bang that's amazing

00:28:02.680 two in a row is the best oh my god yeah

00:28:05.100 going to the Ludlow staying at the Ludlow

00:28:06.880 really forever shout out

00:28:09.040 big time forever shout out

00:28:10.940 god I have to say something that I think

00:28:13.000 this is totally okay to say which is that

00:28:14.600 shout out to Tatiana who at the Ludlow has been

00:28:16.960 wonderful 0.93

00:28:17.720 hooking us up

00:28:18.740 huge

00:28:19.700 friend to the pod

00:28:21.180 she is

00:28:22.160 she's exiting

00:28:22.800 exiting

00:28:23.700 she's exiting Jacqueline

00:28:24.860 are you hearing what I'm saying

00:28:25.500 I got the email

00:28:26.200 yeah

00:28:26.640 you're kidding

00:28:27.020 you're not even discussing

00:28:28.460 wait you thought only you

00:28:29.340 well no because I emailed her

00:28:30.800 so I thought it was just

00:28:31.420 our correspondence

00:28:32.320 you got it

00:28:33.140 today's my last day

00:28:34.240 at the Ludlow

00:28:34.600 kind of an email

00:28:35.160 yeah

00:28:35.920 what did we do

00:28:36.720 is she gonna

00:28:37.040 is she gonna help us

00:28:38.220 is she gonna set us up 1.00

00:28:39.140 with the next guy 0.56

00:28:39.660 well yeah

00:28:40.280 I was like

00:28:40.560 let me know where you land

00:28:41.480 of course

00:28:43.000 like the way I've been

00:28:44.120 chasing bandier

00:28:45.340 I would also like to formally say

00:28:47.940 I hope it's clear

00:28:48.600 if there are any Caribbean or tropical hotels

00:28:52.640 they would like to give us free trips

00:28:55.720 I remember when we tried to get Seabob

00:28:57.300 and they weren't interested

00:28:58.300 oh my god that's right

00:28:59.840 I'm gonna go to Seabob again

00:29:01.060 this is Ryder Strong

00:29:11.160 and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather

00:29:13.380 It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea.

00:29:19.380 In 1995, my neighbor, Anna Trainor, disappeared from a commune.

00:29:23.140 It was hard to wrap your head around.

00:29:24.460 It was nature and trees and praying and drugs.

00:29:28.080 No, I am not your guru.

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00:29:36.760 There were years right where I could not say your name.

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00:32:45.800 How do you stay awake during meditation?

00:32:50.080 It's hard.

00:32:50.980 I mean...

00:32:51.780 Well, I'm actually, it wasn't that hard for me.

00:32:53.500 As you know, I'm way off.

00:32:55.080 It's devastating.

00:32:56.200 I've abandoned my spiritual practice

00:32:57.940 and I have to get back on.

00:32:59.580 I was trying to convince myself

00:33:00.720 I could meditate in the bath,

00:33:01.940 but I don't think that's true. 1.00

00:33:03.480 Lying backwards even?

00:33:04.780 Like lying down? 0.75

00:33:06.460 Like you do in the bath?

00:33:07.200 No, like kind of like-

00:33:08.260 Sit up?

00:33:08.780 In the bath, like yeah, partial recline.

00:33:10.540 Cover your shoulders with bubbles?

00:33:12.520 You're not supposed to do,

00:33:15.860 like technically with meditation,

00:33:17.180 it's like your head's supposed to be away from a wall

00:33:19.900 or a pillow or whatever.

00:33:20.780 are supposed to be floating free yeah you're supposed to be either upright with sitting with

00:33:25.260 dignity or something guess what i guess what i begged for dignity well no it's funny that made

00:33:31.280 me laugh internally but um magic mind the little matcha special talk about add medication alternative

00:33:39.620 it's coming jack really each getting full month supplies yeah wait is this the one that we saw an

00:33:43.900 ad for yeah oh my god jack and i send each other this happens this happens we send each other the

00:33:50.560 same Instagram ad at the same time that we both get I mean that's got to be like ding ding ding

00:33:55.560 you know at Instagram headquarters like where they're just like oh yeah look two best friends

00:33:59.380 like to share the same thing simultaneously the algorithm knows so the algorithm so I'm working

00:34:07.340 my trying to bring the corners of the cheeks up um look I just applied a lip gloss from

00:34:14.040 pat mcgrath love pat mcgrath what lip gloss did she send no i think this was given can i see it

00:34:21.520 is it in a tube let me see pat mcgrath lipsticks are my wicked whisper lust gloss lip gloss wicked

00:34:29.260 whisper i think is the color wicked whisper hey i have a question for you where are you with magic

00:34:35.640 i went to the magic castle the other night where i hadn't been in about 10 years you'll recall

00:34:40.020 ages ago we discussed actually you'd be fun to go with i sure would so you have been no i've never

00:34:46.920 been okay this is huge yeah double day have you been many times no i went 10 years ago and then

00:34:53.960 i went this week and i have to say jacqueline i saw some incredible magic really you know what i 0.96

00:35:01.440 got to see i got to see full-blown a motherfucker lighting a match and then two birds come flying 0.94

00:35:06.740 out no birds white doves magic i saw this guy turn truly the thing of like here's a match yeah 0.99

00:35:13.180 he goes poof and then birds are just there like crazy shit i saw him turn three birds into a dog 0.65

00:35:19.440 a dog this guy's got three little poodles i'm sorry his guy's got three white doves and i was 0.90

00:35:26.360 saying i go the doves aren't real i couldn't believe they were real like the and i and i was

00:35:30.600 like there and i was watching them going some kind of electronic robot yeah like and then and

00:35:36.940 then you smelled them what how'd you know no no then it's like no like that's not that's not what

00:35:41.120 the trick is the dove the question is not are the doves real right i was convinced that whether

00:35:45.380 they were a robot or not getting them out of the hat exactly yeah exactly so so then at some point

00:35:51.560 this magician he's got the three doves he does something and then i'm not kidding just now the

00:35:57.780 three dove and there were there were three doves in his hand and now there's a small white poodle

00:36:01.560 and then he puts the pool down the poodle goes running off stage okay i get i saw and i go no

00:36:09.400 but they're happy though well i'm just gonna leave it at that but then but then okay this was the

00:36:14.840 thing that was crazy and then he goes he's holding a red scarf and a blue scarf and a green scarf

00:36:20.360 i'm looking at the scarves what's he gonna do poof a huge parrot what another animal a 0.68

00:36:27.560 fucking gigantic parrot which by the way I was in awe of and I was like I'm actually because I'm 0.85

00:36:32.100 going whoa but I'm actually just going whoa at the majesty of the parrot like that's what I'm 0.98

00:36:37.100 you know and then I go oh and he produced it out of thin air so this was like crazy it was I gotta

00:36:43.760 say wow it was pretty great it was pretty great and then oh Jacqueline you would have flipped out

00:36:48.860 for this we go into one room a mentalist full mind reader doing the craziest mind reading tricks

00:36:55.140 oh my god did he do them on you and i don't understand no to people around me but i will

00:37:00.580 never as long as i live i don't understand he goes he goes oh this was crazy i'm gonna botch it even

00:37:05.820 trying to retell it it's like can you even try to retell magic he goes everyone take out your

00:37:08.800 phone calculator i know there's no phones allowed take out your phone calculator people have their

00:37:12.800 phone calculator out he goes um excuse me uh without telling me please hold in your mind a

00:37:17.920 number between one and you know 350 right he's like you got it she's like yep he points someone

00:37:22.800 else you please a number two one three hundred fifty you 100 okay and then he writes something

00:37:28.920 down on a chalkboard he writes a little thing number on his chalkboard he writes something

00:37:32.360 down on his chalkboard puts it down he goes okay he goes ma'am what was your number she goes this

00:37:37.400 number what was your number adds them up okay yeah and then he goes and what's the number if we add

00:37:44.920 them all up everyone's on my calculator there's the number he flips around his chalkboard that's

00:37:48.960 the number he wrote down okay interesting okay no yeah and then he goes yeah and then he goes 0.72

00:37:54.800 and then everyone add the number or subtract or whatever the fuck to what's on your calculator

00:38:00.560 the number that i'm showing you that he wrote down boom there's the number it's the date of 0.70

00:38:05.800 that day it was like three five twenty four that kind of trick is interesting to me because

00:38:11.140 does that make it kind of like oh then that is just math or something well that's what i'm 0.55

00:38:15.660 wondering but i saw close-up magic with cards that blew my mind insane card i was made a fool

00:38:22.640 because i forgot the difference between club and spade did everyone laugh in a sweet way and and

00:38:30.840 because we i can't picture a club all of a sudden i shut down around cards or like numbers of course

00:38:36.360 jack i'm like what is it queen jack i mean king the order like i don't know yeah i mean i would

00:38:43.280 assume you'd be able to figure out that it's stayed in club they're pretty close there yeah

00:38:46.800 i mean hearts and diamonds i always forget about diamonds you can seven and diamonds well then okay

00:38:54.260 but then there is stuff that's great so like okay i yeah sometimes i feel like

00:39:00.200 okay it's hard sometimes to be wowed by like close card magic or whatever it's called okay

00:39:06.820 close-up magic whatever card magic because it's sort of like

00:39:10.040 i don't know what the hell's going on anyway right it's like it's like i'm not shocked

00:39:18.540 like i guess the medium of cards right it's almost like i guess and i would want to know but

00:39:26.240 like the history of magic and card tricks it's like why did they become a thing and it's like

00:39:32.600 is it because a deck of cards was something that people were so familiar with and was so mundane

00:39:36.960 okay and that they're familiar with and understand and know how it works that then to

00:39:42.160 pull these things off with it you know was like holy shit right it's almost like they become so 0.86

00:39:48.660 associated with magic this is so funny what the hell are you gonna do you know that's gonna like

00:39:55.020 shock me right like other than like you know is there you know brilliant me yeah i'm just no but 0.96

00:40:03.120 This is just someone who doesn't have the information just, like, surmising, you know, like, if I knew my shit, I'd be so annoyed listening to me right now. 0.99

00:40:11.760 But I also think, you know, sometimes it's fresh to hear an outsider's idiot take, right? 1.00

00:40:16.160 Whatever was the wisest take. 1.00

00:40:18.140 So, fools and little children. 1.00

00:40:20.960 So, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm just reflecting on, like, I like, like, on the backs of fools and little children. 0.99

00:40:33.120 like there's just something about on the backs of that's great okay so so it's

00:40:40.320 i'd be yeah i guess i'm just i imagine you go into magic and and maybe and i don't know but

00:40:48.200 i feel like card magic like is this thing like are you respected if you if you were to just not

00:40:55.340 do that at all like if you didn't master that if you didn't master like the shuffle or whatever

00:41:00.860 you know like yeah yeah are you is it like no one in magic like respects you like it's kind of like

00:41:06.080 right you know you need to like hit those marks before you start doing other other stuff like

00:41:12.260 you're there's something really funny about yeah the the cards have just become so commonplace in 0.76

00:41:19.520 magic that they're not like okay well here's something that he did that was fucking crazy 0.57

00:41:25.100 and by the way explain this to me jackman so he says to my friend pick a number between one and 0.88

00:41:30.840 maybe it was 100 something like that she's like okay he's like you've got it like sent like you

00:41:36.140 really have it in your mind she's like yeah and he's like we can all you know assume there's no

00:41:40.520 way i could know right and we're like yeah there's no way she goes he goes what was your number she

00:41:46.640 goes 38 he goes reach into my pocket which was inappropriate yeah disgusting yeah she pulls out

00:41:54.960 loose change in his pocket 0.99

00:41:56.860 counts it out to 38 fucking cents. 0.99

00:42:00.480 Explain. 1.00

00:42:01.520 Jacqueline, explain.

00:42:03.840 Okay.

00:42:04.360 All I could come up with. See, I like the idea

00:42:06.820 of having no knowledge of magic, but

00:42:08.800 if you and me had to put on a magic show in a pinch

00:42:10.900 to save our lives,

00:42:13.060 what would we do? So if I had to pull

00:42:14.920 that trick off, how would I pull it off right now?

00:42:17.300 Okay. Number one through a hundred.

00:42:18.860 It was definitely through a hundred. Are you ready?

00:42:20.240 No, not definitely. Maybe it was 50. I'm not

00:42:22.940 sure. Okay.

00:42:24.960 and it happened quickly to be clear so let's say pulls out the the coins for 38 right okay that

00:42:30.820 add up to 38 right how many coins was it right it was three pennies and a dime and a nickel and

00:42:36.900 whatever right yeah okay so let's just say her number let's say it was eight coins that added

00:42:42.360 up to whatever okay okay i'm just okay okay so then so then she goes my number is eight and he

00:42:49.620 goes reach in my pocket how many how many coins do i have she reaches in and she pulls out eight

00:42:55.520 coins see i'm saying do it again so so in other words he's okay i'm standing okay we have to pull

00:43:05.120 off this trick to survive for our lives okay and i'm quickly going all right here's the best i can

00:43:09.000 do to try to make that trick work okay i go all right whatever this person says i need to have

00:43:14.480 something that i can then go okay so in other words bad bad example would be and in my left

00:43:20.440 pocket i have 39 cents and in my shoe i have 40 cents okay okay now that would be okay look under

00:43:28.380 your look under your chair man that's fun by the way walking around with just 10 cents in one shoe 0.99

00:43:34.380 every number every number reach into my asshole you know a sign comes out that's a 76 okay 0.99

00:43:39.720 yeah yeah yeah totally okay so so you write numbers on different parts of your body 1.00

00:43:47.560 yeah you go pull back unbutton my shirt now now i mean that would trick like you know a five-year-old

00:43:54.920 right like it would be like you know but but so i was just trying to go okay well what if you don't

00:43:59.680 you can't hide every amount of change everywhere right yeah you go there's no i'm going my idea

00:44:05.320 it was 38 cents, right?

00:44:07.260 Was what it adds up to.

00:44:08.760 But you ask how many coins are in my pocket.

00:44:11.400 If her number had been eight,

00:44:13.260 he could have gone,

00:44:14.740 reach in my pocket,

00:44:15.380 how many coins do I have?

00:44:16.740 Okay, there's eight coins in my pocket.

00:44:18.760 So that would cover two numbers.

00:44:20.900 That would cover eight and 38.

00:44:22.520 Do you see what I'm saying?

00:44:23.220 Okay, but then you have one through,

00:44:24.560 you have the others.

00:44:25.460 No, I know.

00:44:25.960 But I mean, I can figure those out.

00:44:29.180 And that's, I guess, what the thrill is, right?

00:44:30.980 Is that that's why magic is strange.

00:44:32.880 It's like, we know it's not magic

00:44:34.860 because magic's not real or whatever of course magic is real in other forms but the point being

00:44:39.340 that's you know it's like wow people are really doing these tricks and so there's a strange thing

00:44:43.700 because it's like well we all know it's not like it's like oh look at these people have mastered

00:44:47.620 these tricks yeah and they really fucking have yeah but like that's the kind of trick that

00:44:52.260 i mean we were shocked right yes i don't know if magic once was this man's and a wizard okay 0.97

00:45:02.500 i think it was i think they're okay and holy shit is a wizard yeah and then it became it's 0.63

00:45:07.460 a charlatan and then it's go i i want to hire a charlatan for my party he's one of the best 0.72

00:45:11.540 charlatans i have i know right yeah and then it's okay it's a skill we should actually honor this

00:45:16.360 skill whatever so then what does it become about and it almost becomes about like you can't figure

00:45:22.960 out the trick you don't know how i did it it's not right it's like you know i did it but you

00:45:28.740 don't know how right this is all you're saying i'm just i'm like digging into it so i'm like

00:45:32.200 in that way like magicians are these challenges to our smarts if you're not sort of trying to

00:45:42.560 figure out how they're doing it or something like that like is it fun you know like it's like 0.97

00:45:46.740 the mentalist like i could not fathom so was the mentalist doing the number shit yeah he was doing 0.97

00:45:52.660 the number shit but he goes he goes he gets three broads they go up there you know and by the way 0.99

00:45:58.000 He's doing kind of old. 0.99

00:45:58.960 It's like old world.

00:45:59.960 It's such a weird.

00:46:00.920 You saw the broad and the poodle out back in the parking lot.

00:46:03.420 Sure.

00:46:03.700 All right.

00:46:03.920 Anyway, sorry.

00:46:05.320 Just like.

00:46:05.680 No, but he has a kind of thing.

00:46:06.880 Oh, write down your number and your phone number too.

00:46:09.880 I love it.

00:46:10.920 Yeah.

00:46:11.400 Okay.

00:46:11.920 I go.

00:46:13.460 That's not a trick to be clear.

00:46:14.700 That was him being fresh.

00:46:16.420 Oh, okay.

00:46:17.440 I was saying this guy.

00:46:18.180 Yeah.

00:46:18.480 It's like this.

00:46:19.040 Yeah.

00:46:19.820 Refresh. 1.00

00:46:20.240 Hey girl, put your hand in my pocket. 1.00

00:46:21.640 Dig around. 1.00

00:46:22.460 You know, it's like her fingers grazing his flaccid cock. 1.00

00:46:25.380 You know, it's hell. 1.00

00:46:26.400 But okay.

00:46:27.420 So.

00:46:27.600 i had a joke about in my act about the magician do you remember no if they're bummed out that

00:46:33.680 their genitals take up space in their suit where they could be hiding other props

00:46:36.840 it's great um because like trick up your sleeve you know it's like oh no it was like and it was 0.96

00:46:46.560 their one prop that like they can't like suddenly bring out like but it's taking up space in their

00:46:51.120 suit where they've hidden all these other things you can't just yeah um okay so the mentalist

00:46:58.940 really took you for for one oh sorry but here's another one not being fresh he holds up he holds

00:47:03.300 up a bag filled with pictures right it's like little cards there's a basketball there's a

00:47:07.940 there's a candle there's a woman playing flute right million photos each of you take out one of

00:47:13.660 these photos and hold it in your hands don't let me see it don't let anyone see it he's facing the

00:47:17.880 audience right they each take the picture he guesses what each of them has he just looks in

00:47:22.820 their eyes and goes basketball right i'm seeing this how how how how how how how explain it

00:47:29.200 jacklyn okay let me think help me how this is like where i'm like the blind leading blind is fantastic

00:47:34.500 like of course i have no clue you know what i mean but i'm enjoying yeah i'm enjoying going

00:47:39.820 okay okay how could he do it oh wait but i wanted to say the one thing that i know i've brought up

00:47:45.380 in the past which is in the prestige great movie great movie great movie okay Nolan oh my god oh

00:47:52.180 wow you have not seen the prestige I love me some Nolan no I thought I've brought it up like seven 0.93

00:47:56.780 times this podcast hang on I'm looking it up oh you're gonna love it oh 2006 yeah oh fuck this 0.98

00:48:04.860 poster fucking rules yeah Scarlett Johansson oh yeah okay to be clear we've got Christian Bale 0.99

00:48:12.320 we've got 0.99

00:48:13.480 I think about this movie

00:48:15.440 is that Russell Crowe

00:48:17.360 is that Russell Crowe

00:48:18.360 no

00:48:18.740 it's Wolf Jackman

00:48:20.480 Hugh Jackman

00:48:21.100 Hugh Jackman

00:48:21.700 and then we've got

00:48:23.480 two of their faces

00:48:24.720 and in the middle

00:48:25.940 like a wisp of smoke

00:48:27.600 we have the beautiful

00:48:29.000 Scarlett Johansson 1.00

00:48:30.040 God she's gorgeous

00:48:32.180 you're gonna go nuts 1.00

00:48:34.660 for it

00:48:35.960 okay I need to watch this

00:48:36.840 immediately

00:48:37.780 oh my god

00:48:39.100 I'm so excited for you

00:48:39.880 so

00:48:40.160 so all I'll say

00:48:41.660 well actually I won't say anything anymore

00:48:43.800 because there's like philosophical

00:48:45.880 like little things in it

00:48:48.000 that are relevant to our discussion

00:48:49.440 and we'll wait

00:48:51.440 everyone can watch The Prestige

00:48:53.280 it can be

00:48:55.360 discussed next week

00:48:57.880 but it has style, flair

00:49:00.060 insight

00:49:01.300 and

00:49:02.720 I mean

00:49:04.980 I can't believe you haven't seen it

00:49:07.460 I watch it every couple of years

00:49:09.180 maybe we should do a spin off

00:49:10.700 and do a podcast called

00:49:13.160 movie poog

00:49:15.280 and

00:49:20.220 you came up with that title real quick

00:49:23.260 you know

00:49:23.760 we should call it movie poog

00:49:26.960 we just

00:49:28.540 yeah I think we should start

00:49:30.120 foam club poog

00:49:31.040 I'm gonna go scrub 1.00

00:49:34.240 my body

00:49:35.520 diffuse my hair

00:49:38.380 put on makeup put on a full face of makeup

00:49:40.220 really yeah what kind of makeup do you do for for if you're really going for it just curious

00:49:46.680 I just remembered that my that my brushes aren't clean I'm gonna clean them tonight

00:49:50.160 I'm going to uh blow dry them with cold air I'm gonna do some cleaning what I actually did and I

00:49:56.280 have to I have to oh that's true but there's no time I have to post it on the poo gram I did take

00:50:01.040 a picture of my makeup that I've been doing like to me it's really going out from doing Armani

00:50:09.200 foundation like luminous silk and i'm not using a brush lately i've been using it on my hands

00:50:14.060 using the hands yeah that's the blender right yeah i'm doing pat mcgrath lipstick i'm doing 0.92

00:50:19.260 pat mcgrath blush i also i'm loving her fucking eyeshadow i'm gonna do brown tonight i'm gonna 0.96

00:50:24.620 do brown eyes brown eyeshadow curl the lashes mascara is it creamy or powder what the the 0.98

00:50:31.500 eyeshadow it's powder and do you just cover the lid and softly blend you know what i do actually

00:50:37.080 tonight yeah you know what i'm taking it back i might like you have been into doing it again

00:50:41.800 makes me feel like a little slut it's fun yeah lining the waterline in liner oh yeah i might do 0.67

00:50:47.720 black waterline tonight can you believe it i can with not a not not a strong lip kind of a soft 0.91

00:50:54.000 berry lip what should i wear to the do party all right um i'm gonna send you a picture great i'm

00:51:00.160 wearing tonight and again this is this was styled by kimmy auberg texting it to you so you can see 0.98

00:51:06.500 it live on air looks like i have tits because it's a push-up corset shirt bitch this is gorgeous 1.00

00:51:15.920 i'm furious 1.00

00:51:19.820 i need help she can help you time to run to the vintage store i know where i'll go she can help

00:51:31.800 you but i just it needs to be something that can be worn again yes of course i don't know

00:51:36.180 okay i'm gonna get in the shower i love you all right i love you let's let's get out of here

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Fools and Little Children

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