Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - The Poshmark Murders

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00:00:20.380 Two best friends both alike in dignity. Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. 0.93

00:00:25.220 the hag divines when something must die yes that was poog but this is huge the ego loves to seek

00:00:31.720 but never to find it was berlant and novak the whole time morning good morning 9 a.m

00:00:40.460 sacred mornings i'll say this i've been woken up from um major yard work that's being done right

00:00:48.820 like electric drill and so like 7 45 they start drilling right outside and it's so shocking but

00:00:57.680 it's amazing because it forces you up you're loving it like i was like this is actually

00:01:02.140 being forced to wake up you can't sleep through it so it's like they start drilling and medicine

00:01:07.180 you're required yeah and we're like oh and then it's like okay and it's now i'm like this is what

00:01:14.220 this is it. The alarm, you need something that you cannot sleep through. And then you're up.

00:01:21.300 Right. The alarm as a gentle nudge, you know, has been a joke for 25 years, right? Longer,

00:01:27.940 really. 55 years. It's a suggestion. I feel like in the 80s, right? At least in film,

00:01:32.840 sort of snoozing the alarm really became a, I mean, we've talked about that, right? The rolling

00:01:37.800 over, the rom-com, the rolling over, the hand slamming. Of course. It's like, have you ever

00:01:42.000 turned off an alarm by slamming it you know like a slam when i was in high school i think i had i

00:01:48.920 had the one with the button but what was it a you know was it a full palm it's like yeah yeah of

00:01:54.620 course no with your palm it's not turning off no it's one of those tropes yeah oh so just so yeah

00:02:03.800 so the waking up with that immediately having neighbor experience i texted my neighbor so

00:02:09.180 sorry about this noise. And she goes, sometimes we make noise. It's fine. She goes, what?

00:02:15.080 Wait a second. You're the source of the noise?

00:02:18.200 I'm the source of the noise having work done in the backyard.

00:02:21.000 This is laugh out loud. No wonder you.

00:02:24.020 Yeah.

00:02:25.900 Okay.

00:02:26.460 Getting some pipes replaced. 0.93

00:02:27.640 No wonder you. I was waiting for a, I work nights. What, you know, people are assholes story.

00:02:33.620 And I love it because I'm the source. 0.98

00:02:36.000 Well, you're not mad at someone because you're the source.

00:02:39.000 This is hysterical. 1.00

00:02:41.720 I was waiting for the, like, these bastards. 1.00

00:02:44.400 These bastards don't realize that they work in a town where people work nights. 1.00

00:02:47.380 Well, I feel terrible. 1.00

00:02:48.940 I feel terrible.

00:02:50.740 Because they started at 745, and I was like, wait, is that even legal?

00:02:54.440 I looked it up.

00:02:55.140 Technically, they can start at 7, which would be completely inappropriate.

00:02:58.560 I always think, like, they can start at 5.

00:02:59.960 And I want to be clear.

00:03:01.680 In the cities.

00:03:02.440 Oh, God.

00:03:03.140 It's not constant.

00:03:04.040 it feels like in the cities they can do anything i mean you know what i mean the 7 a.m is legally

00:03:08.060 what they can do but it's not constant drilling it's not horrendous but and this is what's so

00:03:12.780 funny it's 7 45 and then five minutes later it's over i go so why are you starting with the loudest

00:03:17.900 thing because right now it's silent dead silent it's been dead silent for like 50 minutes anyway

00:03:21.740 well that could have to do with the order of operations of you know you can't fill the hole

00:03:27.380 until you drill the hole or whatever.

00:03:30.660 Of course.

00:03:31.540 But I hear you.

00:03:33.320 Maybe there's an issue there.

00:03:34.240 So that's the big wake-up call.

00:03:37.160 Pretty exciting.

00:03:38.040 And then I'll just quickly say,

00:03:39.680 because after this,

00:03:40.360 I have essentially nothing to report.

00:03:42.680 Last night I made egg bites.

00:03:45.060 I'll find something in you.

00:03:46.360 I'll find something in you.

00:03:47.600 I'll dig something out of you.

00:03:49.340 Sorry, what?

00:03:50.740 Silicone muffin tin made egg bites 1.00

00:03:53.120 for emergency food.

00:03:55.740 Really?

00:03:56.020 on this between the pancakes the egg bites now you are really with breakfast no breakfast

00:04:04.120 classic let me guess are they all protein recipes from instagram despite being off instagram i made

00:04:11.020 i made the egg bites thank god i screen grabbed i still i haven't looked at instagram once in

00:04:16.880 today's day 10. Today's day 10. Not that I'm counting. And yeah, I did that. And I had them

00:04:26.620 saved in my, I had the screenshotted, the recipe. I mean, the recipe is intuitive. Anyone can,

00:04:31.240 you know, it's not, it's hardly a recipe, but made them last night. I just have to say,

00:04:36.220 I went to sleep going, excited to have them in the morning. By the way, they're mediocre at best.

00:04:41.560 This is not something. Doesn't matter. They don't have to be. I'm like, okay, I'm going to have to

00:04:45.860 add more Parmesan next time. Unreal to be life-changing. It's just about an emergency.

00:04:53.120 Yeah. I was like, it's just something. Because the new thing that I want to try, and I haven't

00:04:56.700 started yet, the new thing, the thing that I probably know I need, and I hate it when people

00:05:02.140 say this. Oh, no, wait. Give me a hint. You should eat before you have coffee. Oh, honestly.

00:05:07.620 The coffee on the empty stomach. Oh, honestly. How dare you? Sends your hormones into shock.

00:05:13.240 what no i know i find that offensive i mean we all i know no one i mean well actually it's highly

00:05:20.940 relevant to what's going on right now in this first of all you know how i like to get into

00:05:25.240 the spirit when i come back to la oh these are our signature target when we moved to los angeles

00:05:31.520 we were at target we got i remember that i remember that los angeles west west coast is

00:05:37.040 the best coast i think and then the other one is something i forget and we were like

00:05:41.340 but do you want to know what's going on in here because it's highly relevant to everything you're

00:05:46.400 talking about are you curious about my mug all right you're actually gonna be like by the way

00:05:54.040 nice t-shirt you're gonna tell me it's not coffee nice t-shirt yeah i'm wearing berlant novak merch

00:05:58.780 yeah the original drawings when we drew each other's face now when when i sent that in to the

00:06:04.880 merch company i will just say the idea was actually that that whole drawing okay it was

00:06:08.940 going to be shrunk down to like an icon size because you know like shrinky dinks you know how

00:06:12.860 you draw like not that well you shrink it down it looks kind of amazing because it looks like you

00:06:17.220 have this oh so it was almost supposed to be like an icon i stand by it i'm just saying i think it's

00:06:23.720 great thank you it's always a good idea right for the for the creator for the people behind the

00:06:30.560 product to say we actually meant for it to be i love it like this no yeah all right you ready

00:06:35.800 guess what's in my mug what's in the mug saffron no okay this is in a this isn't a classic this

00:06:43.440 isn't a classic give me three guesses profile of the morning classic dare i say 90s yet don't say

00:06:49.520 mushroom coffee no actually i forgot to add add that okay but no why because it's like an

00:06:56.560 adaptogenic blend because i just i i inherently resent people who are like don't need to do or

00:07:02.620 just people who are like yeah I gave up caffeine six years ago and I just really realized I wanted

00:07:08.440 the morning ritual I wanted something warm it didn't matter that it wasn't coffee well yeah

00:07:14.460 that's um I think that's one of those things that maybe once the addiction's out of the system

00:07:19.140 and then once total emotional detachment from every glorious association with it is gone maybe

00:07:25.940 then maybe then well I ran it switches I ran into someone yesterday who I had who I don't know what

00:07:31.820 well, like I'm not, but he goes, I haven't had sugar in over a year. And I go, wait, what,

00:07:39.300 what, what kind of sugar does he mean? Let me guess, agave all day. He has fruit. He still has

00:07:45.760 fruit. No, no, no. He still has fruit, but no, no sugar, no sugar at all. No table sugar. I think

00:07:52.220 he, I think he looked too thin. No brown sugar. I think it was too much. Yeah. Well, hold on.

00:07:59.540 that's interesting but but i actually have a lot to say about your i was thinking about

00:08:04.440 your fixations recently that have been floating up about protein now that now i was thinking

00:08:09.840 oh it's been there the whole time by the way it's no no no i'll just say this yeah 10 days 0.98

00:08:15.400 off instagram i don't care like i'm not i was really getting fed that shit see this is what 0.94

00:08:20.120 i was going to say i was going to say i was thinking this morning as i was putting things 0.98

00:08:24.100 in my mug and guess what's in my mug is coming any minute okay okay the answer i was thinking

00:08:30.320 kate is just i was like i was like she got she got suckered by the protein movement okay

00:08:36.440 i was like i know i was like she's i was like it's gotta be her feed she clicked on one cottage

00:08:42.720 cheese recipe it's my feed it's my feed now she gets more and more you live in you live in terror

00:08:49.880 okay and then i was thinking because you were talking it's also my mom though my whole life

00:08:54.720 i've heard my mom go you need protein you need protein i've heard it my whole life

00:08:57.240 yeah my mom is very yeah she's always worried about me not having protein god bless her so

00:09:05.360 because then i was thinking about how last week you were telling me i think you were fatigued

00:09:10.180 you were feeling fatigued right and then i go heavy heavy weight of fatigue oh i bet she's

00:09:15.520 going i need protein i'm weak right yeah okay so so who cares whatever and then i was like

00:09:23.220 meditating on how why it's very like old school to think that just like eating muscle sorry and

00:09:28.260 not not to be like you know plant-based vegan like just you know propaganda but like

00:09:34.340 you know like the idea like eating a muscle would make a muscle

00:09:38.740 you know what I'm saying versus the building blocks of protein which is in all sorts of things

00:09:49.140 you know they love saying it and I love hearing it every time they're like an ox or whatever

00:09:53.560 they're like they're like an elephant I forget which animal they give and they're like you see

00:09:58.360 those muscles he's eating grass yeah yeah of course okay so anyway anyway anyway here it is

00:10:04.380 you ready so i am not fucking around anymore about cocoa we need it i forget why but i know 0.61

00:10:13.980 that when i saw why we needed it the other day cacao well you're not gonna believe this according 0.78

00:10:18.660 to dr gregor and i can't remember maybe a year ago i read this it stuck i don't know why that

00:10:23.820 actually the powdered cocoa is better stop then like it like get your get cocoa not cacao as in

00:10:32.400 as in nesquick c-o no no yeah yeah c-o right i forget why something about if you're using it

00:10:40.360 in this supplement okay form so maybe it's just is powdered cacao cocoa maybe i'm not sure no

00:10:47.640 that's cacao or is it roasted whatever oh god i'll look it up later okay see this would be this

00:10:53.960 would be nice we need we need the not real i'm not talking about real research okay we all remember

00:10:59.380 you know that i mean listeners don't they never saw that we'll talk about it later when there was

00:11:04.840 a brief period where executives pushed us to have a scientist on board all right oh yeah when we were

00:11:10.440 when we were starting to do poog they were like yeah this isn't gonna work you two clucking in

00:11:15.820 the hen house we need to bring in a scientific my favorite thing about is when people who have

00:11:21.720 clearly never listened to poog tried to talk to us as though like there's been a couple times where 0.98

00:11:26.540 they're like, they debunk health. Oh, every time they do it. Health myths. Every time. So what I'm 1.00

00:11:33.540 hearing is you've never heard a single episode. No, they wanted to go bang. They want to go knock

00:11:38.940 knock. Who's there? And then the sound of a door creaking open. Oh, it's another health myth coming

00:11:44.840 here to ruin our morning. Oh, oh, oh. Have you heard this Kate? You know, it's like, so research

00:11:52.020 shows that actually yeah yeah no someone yesterday the other day was like i was talking about

00:11:59.020 walking and then john early was like oh i saw there's like a new york times article that said

00:12:05.740 like walking actually isn't isn't isn't good isn't good i was like well that's just not true

00:12:11.020 i don't know what yeah nice try new york times i mean honestly that's a step something okay now

00:12:17.300 now i also like the audacity okay i won't lie sometimes you do need to question the old models

00:12:22.640 someone needs to say hang on you know what i mean yeah i appreciate i appreciate inquiry okay but

00:12:31.440 we'll get back to the research of the cocoa oh just saying like like someone on board for the

00:12:37.160 newsletter okay someone on board for the bonus you know or in the newsletter whatever a couple

00:12:43.780 of these things sourced and i'm not talking about i'm not talking i'm talking sourced like trash

00:12:48.360 sourced like the screen grab from instagram not this is real just this is what i heard so at least

00:12:54.300 know i once tried to pitch to a vitamin company i've probably talked about this rumor versus

00:13:00.440 rumor research okay it was going to be on a vitamin thing because you can't lie and say that

00:13:05.300 something is proven to do something obviously if it's not you can't say like valerian root for

00:13:09.000 sleep there's very specific language so so my pitch was like rumor research okay both on the

00:13:15.040 bottle rumor research shows yeah and then and then and then you hit the rumor thing like like

00:13:21.100 you know witches have been saying for ages right yeah and then you got whatever the real research

00:13:26.600 is and and because because let's get real we want both right yeah oh yeah i'll buy on a rumor anyway

00:13:31.580 I thought that was huge.

00:13:33.760 So here's what I got in here.

00:13:36.200 I got basically nearly a tablespoon, I think, cocoa powder.

00:13:40.920 100%.

00:13:41.520 Next up, mocha.

00:13:45.380 Mocha flavor.

00:13:47.000 What?

00:13:47.880 Hideous, right?

00:13:49.360 Perfect Amino Powder. 0.90

00:13:51.560 In it goes.

00:13:53.260 Wait, that's next?

00:13:54.660 They make, Perfect Aminos makes mocha?

00:13:56.960 Mocha is one of their flavors of their Perfect Aminos.

00:13:59.140 Okay, interesting.

00:14:00.360 So in it goes.

00:14:01.000 Wait, what's the first thing that's in the cup?

00:14:03.400 Cocoa powder.

00:14:04.940 Okay, got it.

00:14:05.540 How much?

00:14:06.020 Like roughly a tablespoon, a little less.

00:14:07.840 Hershey's brand?

00:14:08.660 Like what are we doing?

00:14:09.320 Honestly, sure.

00:14:11.740 Wow.

00:14:12.100 But I think, I mean, because interestingly, and actually this is another thing for the researcher I've just hired in my mind.

00:14:19.100 Okay?

00:14:19.800 And again, not researcher.

00:14:20.860 I just mean go to Dr. Greger's site all the time.

00:14:23.680 Okay?

00:14:24.200 And see what Greger said.

00:14:25.680 That's all I'm asking for here.

00:14:26.780 Greger said, you know, so...

00:14:31.000 whatever. Sure. But there's plenty of organic, fair trade, whatever, whatever cocoa powders you

00:14:36.280 can pick up at your local Air One. Okay. So do as you please. Cocoa. Okay. Or you refuse. You

00:14:43.960 want it to be cacao. Me? Yeah. No, of course not. I don't give a shit. And you make this tomorrow.

00:14:49.340 All right. Hershey's. I'm going cocoa versus, I'm like, okay, here we go. Sorry to do research

00:14:56.640 corner but cocoa versus cacao cacao unprocessed cocoa processed see these are the cocoa's roasted

00:15:02.920 at a high temperature cacao is wrong yeah okay now that we're going research corner

00:15:08.920 i guess i will be will be coming through hold on um grigger well well listen because this is

00:15:15.540 propaganda this is propaganda against cocoa hell yeah thank you heat destroys nutrients 0.98

00:15:21.400 what does sorry no they're saying cocoa is bullshit that heat destroys its nutrients 0.96

00:15:27.040 that's lower in antioxidants lower in minerals laurel and happy hormones inferior and then 0.83

00:15:33.740 cacao they're going superior rich in neurotransmitters yeah of course rich in iron 0.88

00:15:37.920 rich in antioxidants no added chemicals cold pressed nutrient dense so this is all anti-coco

00:15:42.360 there's a study here i mean i'm telling you yeah he's like coco all right and he's not he doesn't 0.99

00:15:50.260 fuck around like you know what i'm saying like he makes you i fucking love cocoa my goodness 0.98

00:15:55.800 delicious then someone read on a thing about metal contamination products blah blah blah yeah 1.00

00:16:02.360 i have heard there's a whole thing with um heavy metals and cocoa cocoa and cacao all right well

00:16:08.900 we'll have to do this later but the point is i love cocoa and if you've been if you've been

00:16:13.840 eating you know dark chocolate for the last 15 years right yeah tablespoon of cocoa keep me on

00:16:19.540 track because because you know i'm not on stimulants for the last week all right tablespoon

00:16:23.900 of cocoa oh by the way it reminds me i'm launching a community maybe a reality television show

00:16:33.280 patented here now copy written before anyone steals it um add only island okay uh-huh you're

00:16:41.480 only allowed in if you're add yeah yeah and we see how it all works out because guess what we do

00:16:46.080 fine amongst ourselves oh interesting you know the crazy man is only the man that you know

00:16:52.340 all right so so here's my cocoa scoop of perfect amino is mocha flavor okay okay i stick it under

00:16:58.320 the curry yes okay i'm a hog okay under the curry it goes coffee there we go here comes the donut

00:17:03.700 shop whatever do i want to get it get vita boost back sure do okay remember vita boost that they

00:17:09.800 i think it was called vita boost or vita cup or something they were an advertiser at one point for

00:17:14.040 us they were like mold free coffee classic berlant question that it's you know shoe leather and and

00:17:19.960 sawdust no no no they were those were good beans vital boost those that was good coffee so you know

00:17:27.440 i've run out i'll take more they had decaf which i was like this is an after dinner treat they might 0.94

00:17:34.400 have even had half calf anyway they had good goddamn beans this is a formal beg and by the

00:17:41.880 way let's get a code and let's get a code now because if they're like podcast type advertisers 0.91

00:17:47.840 life boost life boost coffee these were this was good coffee i think vita cup is something else

00:17:54.700 by the way wrong brand i'm asking them to pay i'm like life boost needs to pay for me advertising 0.97

00:17:59.500 vita cup all right hold on no life boost coffee i remember they sent those beans and they were damn

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00:18:21.480 antibodies and proteins that help build a strong immune system, boost gut health, and support

00:18:25.940 overall wellness. Colostrum, I've been curious about it and into it for years. I do find when

00:18:31.940 I'm taking it regularly, my immunity is better. The chocolate is really good. I dump it directly

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00:19:06.980 After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. 1.00

00:19:10.380 Please, God, please support our show and tell them that we sent you.

00:19:21.320 A Vitacup is something. Oh, it's vitamin infused. Yeah, no, no, no, no.

00:19:24.860 I only need espresso beans, but yeah.

00:19:27.340 I would just go in there. I'm curious. I'm just like, well, what happens if you go to

00:19:31.700 lifeboost.com slash poog vintage? I wonder if it comes up. Oops. No, it didn't. 0.96

00:19:38.420 Oh my God. If it still exists.

00:19:40.420 Anyway, we're going to get a code. We're going to get, it'd be interesting to encourage the

00:19:44.860 free listener, dare I say, by the things we advertise. That's another form of support.

00:19:51.880 All right. All right. All right. Take me back. In goes the coffee.

00:19:55.000 okay guess what yeah i grabbed a little worrying thing which i've had a few issues with i throw it

00:20:00.140 in there boldly when the cup's too full i think i can make it make it work it goes a few places

00:20:04.540 fine okay now i've got a nice frothy thing happening sounds nice and i take a sip

00:20:11.080 now is the um is the sweetener that's in the perfect aminos a tad unnecessary

00:20:21.860 yeah sure but but i'll take it it gets the job done sure it does hey i i've purchased out of

00:20:31.420 pocket and i'm forgetting what it's called the night hot chocolate i used the whole bag and

00:20:36.080 just bought another one moon brew moon brew wait is that it because moon brew was that sent to us

00:20:42.440 or did we both buy that it was sent to us and then i re-upped and we have a little we call it

00:20:48.440 night chocolate. We have a little, oh, you're going to love this. Guess what it says? Hot

00:20:53.420 cocoa on the front. Hell yeah. Not cacao. By the way, by the way, sorry. Okay. There

00:21:01.140 I say mug or tea right there, Kate. Mug or tea? Hot cocoa, not cacao. Wait, what do

00:21:10.400 you mean? I'm seeing a t-shirt that says not cacao. Oh yeah. Yeah. And maybe it says

00:21:15.840 hot cocoa or the cacao myth yeah the cocoa myth yeah so i'm i'm soaring okay on the idea that

00:21:22.480 we're gonna get life boost back in our life and that everyone's gonna freak out because this is

00:21:27.340 a very authentic push and then the advertisers are gonna love it we're gonna come life boost girls

00:21:34.300 life boost girls so moon brew we were sent and you re-upped and it's chocolate and is it also

00:21:41.020 magnesium or did i fantasize that yeah it's magnesium i mean i can look it's uh

00:21:47.580 yeah i i ate the whole tub and i've been and i re-upped we've got magnesium glycinate oh right

00:21:55.780 okay l-theanine chamomile reishi damn and they come in vanilla latte caramel chocolate hot cocoa

00:22:04.140 i've just got the hot cocoa what what what do they sweeten it with if anything there is definitely

00:22:09.600 a fake sweetener in there. I think it's, let me see. It tastes to me,

00:22:16.560 monk fruit. All right. I'm listening. We've got monk fruit. We've got maltodextrin. Uh-oh.

00:22:23.900 I think it's probably fine. Citric acid, not the best, but whatever. What the fuck are you

00:22:28.480 going to do? It's over anyway. Yeah. Look, what am I using? This was something from product 0.99

00:22:35.420 corner last week i go i go are you anti burning candles because of endocrine disruption and poison 0.58

00:22:41.860 because burning a scented candle is so fucking pleasant and such a godly experience that i don't 0.83

00:22:47.920 think i'm willing well right right right sometimes you gotta what are we gonna do i live in the world 0.94

00:22:52.780 we live in los angeles like right you welcome a certain amount of death into your home in order to

00:22:58.300 have a home at all exactly like that right wait you're gonna love this last night we're walking

00:23:04.800 in silver lake down there's this little street locals will know this but i had never really

00:23:09.880 been there in front of it in this little alley there is a beautiful altar that someone has made

00:23:14.520 oh my god and it's like neighbors have put it's really fun it's beautiful wow electric candles

00:23:20.520 like wow has a sense of humor like someone put like the tiktok logo on the altar but it's like

00:23:26.180 huge virgin mary in the center genuinely beautiful i was like and i'm not kidding i go i'm gonna do

00:23:32.500 an altar we've been talking about it for years in my backyard let me show you wait that's weird

00:23:36.980 you said that because i woke up thinking about how in my new york apartment i had this sort of

00:23:41.640 idea of this doorway altar yeah yeah you know where else they have an altar gracias madre i

00:23:49.040 light a candle every time i'm there i didn't on the way out but oh my god wait is that a new thing

00:23:53.680 i mean not to me i mean not not i mean i was there a year ago because my partner and i are you know

00:23:59.440 we're, we're spiritual beings and we, we really honor ritual and all of that.

00:24:02.820 And having a human experience on the way out, yeah, on the way out,

00:24:06.480 I saw the altar or like the ability to light a candle and write a prayer.

00:24:10.660 And I go, and they were like, kind of in a sweet way. They're like, Oh,

00:24:13.800 should we? I was like, no, it was too much there.

00:24:17.400 I get it. I did it anyway.

00:24:19.160 It felt too, no, I'm not, Hey, if I'd had one more Marg,

00:24:22.700 I probably would have been on all fours praying or just on my knees rather.

00:24:26.200 Yeah, and I had had one more marg than you, certainly, every single time I've been there.

00:24:32.420 I had one marg.

00:24:35.240 Yeah, the first marg lays down a red carpet for the second marg.

00:24:40.660 I had my Christian, my pastor's wife, one margarita.

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00:26:00.940 But yeah, I woke up thinking about it because I had this, you know, this thing about mapping

00:26:05.860 sort of spiritual abstract things onto physical things. So like I was going to have in my little

00:26:12.020 apartment, a wall on the wall in the loft, the little tiny loft where my mattress was like

00:26:17.340 this door, like this cave door. And then in my lucid dreams, I was going to go through it.

00:26:21.920 You see what I'm saying? Build the sacred space like physically and then move through it in the

00:26:27.000 night. Anyway. No, but the altar, the home altar, particularly because we're doing, you know,

00:26:31.260 construction in the back yeah and i go congrats i'm gonna build a freaking altar yes and here's

00:26:38.080 the big question what do you put in the center okay here we go let's let's talk about i was like

00:26:42.140 this is really great and like i this is fun to look at you can imagine sitting back there with

00:26:47.760 friends or entertaining oh look at this altar what do you put in the center of the altar and

00:26:52.340 i have an announcement i don't know about entertain well i guess that that's a that

00:26:57.140 sounds like a different but it's in the back it's in the background is what i'm saying people

00:27:01.160 would look at it right right this is not this is not your deep meditation altar this is a little

00:27:07.440 bit more of a no but it also would be that i'm saying it lives it lives there and at the very

00:27:12.520 least someone goes wow that's kind of interesting and then at the most you're praying i'm just

00:27:17.620 wondering if the moment that okay private home cape relance altar does it become cheapened

00:27:22.800 when you are conscious of they're really gonna be blown away by that right maybe we'll get a little

00:27:27.740 one maybe get a little one of these resting on there you know who's gonna love that they're

00:27:31.620 coming over tonight here moves a little figurine in front of the other thing okay in front of the

00:27:36.180 tick tock uh sticker okay and then and then so i just realized how do you shelter it from rain

00:27:41.260 yeah so so then you go i'm just going if there's that consciousness of sort of dinner party

00:27:48.420 conversation piece at all living in you i understand that out in the street the shared

00:27:54.660 community energy is is brings you a different thing that you're you're praying with the stranger

00:28:00.620 essentially but i'm worried that in your own home this kind of that's interesting i think you like

00:28:06.140 well maybe it's all the same to you like i mean maybe it doesn't matter and you're fine

00:28:09.240 i'm just saying careful no no no i see what you're saying because i have like little talismans like

00:28:16.560 i always sleep next to my bed i have a couple little figurine like a couple little talisman

00:28:21.060 things so but you're saying that once you have a dinner party and people are looking at it

00:28:27.520 it becomes tainted or it's no longer pure or not inherently that they're looking at or that

00:28:32.700 people see it because i'm saying i'm i'm i'm being more babying like to you or if it were me

00:28:40.420 right which is if there's a consciousness that people at the dinner party might oh what's that

00:28:48.640 i just think that's going to slip in in the same way it's going to it might slip into a decor i

00:28:56.120 don't think they're going to see it well this is the key you're not going to see it though because

00:28:59.860 it's going to be in the backyard it's going to be in an area i know exactly where i think it would

00:29:04.420 go and it's kind of like oh i thought you were dining outside we will be dining outside but

00:29:08.140 there's a but i think where the altar would go is kind of more it's not out in the open it's not

00:29:12.720 It's a sacred grove. Okay. Yeah. And, and I'm not implying she has forests behind her. Okay.

00:29:19.000 To be clear. I just mean, if there's a little bit of a semi-obscured turns a corner, right?

00:29:24.940 It's that, it's that it's turn the corner. Then I think you could miss it entirely.

00:29:29.440 Someone, someone floats over. Basically, I don't know that they should be eyeballing it

00:29:33.560 from the table with their French 75 or whatever in their hand with their cocktail. Yeah. Yeah.

00:29:39.180 I think curious type is rewarded for their curiosity.

00:29:43.280 When they feel pulled to it, they come back around the corner and they go,

00:29:47.560 they don't go screaming to the group because they sense the sacred nature.

00:29:52.000 They go, I saw, did I see, did I see, and you go, your voice softens and you go.

00:29:58.940 Yes.

00:30:00.100 Oh, yeah.

00:30:02.940 Yeah.

00:30:03.600 Yeah.

00:30:04.080 That's nice.

00:30:04.940 Thank you for noticing.

00:30:06.020 Not thank you for noticing, but.

00:30:07.480 But also, what do you put in the center of the altar?

00:30:13.980 A spiritual practice known as thank you for noticing, as in for noticing my spiritual

00:30:18.200 identity.

00:30:18.800 All right, go on.

00:30:19.520 Yeah.

00:30:20.880 What do you put in the center of the altar?

00:30:22.360 It's a huge question.

00:30:23.300 I think you go classic.

00:30:24.560 You go Virgin Mary, like literally.

00:30:26.120 Like I'm looking at this one.

00:30:27.060 I go.

00:30:27.200 Well, I was going to say, see, this is the thing, the secular, the kind of postmodern.

00:30:34.360 Well, post the altar for subscribers.

00:30:36.040 Where do you go?

00:30:38.360 There's disco balls. 1.00

00:30:39.200 This one has Virgin Mary.

00:30:40.220 And then there's a couple of disco balls.

00:30:41.960 There's a minion.

00:30:43.100 There's a few minions, actually. 1.00

00:30:44.620 There's just no white. 0.86

00:30:45.300 There's a rabbit.

00:30:46.480 There's a lamb, a bear.

00:30:50.660 You know, it's very people are adding what they want.

00:30:54.760 Just laughing about remember how like the TikTok reminded me in like a good way of like there's someone on Instagram.

00:31:03.080 And I feel like they're like, sometimes in our comments or like on our Oatly fan, that's

00:31:08.880 it.

00:31:09.220 And it's just like, it's sweet.

00:31:10.380 Like, it was funny.

00:31:11.040 Like, like, like seven years ago, like their, their handles Oatly fan.

00:31:14.660 It's like, it's just funny.

00:31:16.200 It reminds me of the TikTok sticker.

00:31:17.940 Yeah, that's an Oatly fan.

00:31:18.880 That rules.

00:31:19.560 Yeah.

00:31:21.020 By the way, oh my God, the oils, by the way, the oils that they're oiling up.

00:31:27.140 I had to, I had to completely.

00:31:29.040 Your body?

00:31:29.620 No.

00:31:30.120 Okay.

00:31:30.460 The milks, right.

00:31:31.340 I was like, ew. Okay. Because first of all, first of all, by the way, join the juice. Now I don't,

00:31:37.180 I'm not, again, do you have soy milk? I say, right? I ask. They say no. I wish they just

00:31:44.100 said no. Okay. Yeah. They go, we have oat milk and almond milk. So every time I have to listen

00:31:51.340 to the milks they do have, and it's like, I know you got almond. I know you got oat. Okay. Yeah.

00:31:58.580 you bastards okay i i know that i'm asking about the specialty thing and there's something about 0.99

00:32:04.520 it that like i want that part of the gone that part of the conversation gone so i'm almost 0.99

00:32:09.840 thinking it's it's almost to the point where i want to walk up and go so you got all you got

00:32:14.040 you got almond but i'm guessing no soy and then they can say a simple yeah right yeah wouldn't

00:32:20.200 that de-burden them of having to do the speech in the first place or you know what you could do

00:32:24.640 you don't have soy milk right no no i've tried that but they'll probably go no but we have soy

00:32:27.960 and almond yeah yeah sometimes they don't say but it's like it's do you have any you could say

00:32:33.400 do you have any alternative milks besides oatmeal and almond and then they go pistachio and they

00:32:38.340 can offer you a no it's like it's impossible oh yeah like yeah you almost have to go full

00:32:42.640 paragraph i think i think it's i think it's hey i'm assuming you have a variety of not or i'm

00:32:47.180 assuming you have a variety of dairy-free options but i want to know specifically and please only

00:32:52.240 answer yes or no do you have soy because if not i'll be ordering an iced americano black right

00:33:00.100 wow it's not gonna happen so i have a question it's not gonna happen i can't do it i'm not an

00:33:05.300 asshole i don't i don't do oat daily but i love a little oat treat here and there and i also 0.95

00:33:10.600 read stuff that's like oat milk's been demonized in this way it's like kind of bullshit like the 0.98

00:33:15.380 whole like which way has it been demonized and it's just like oils people are like it's starch 0.96

00:33:20.400 water and and palm oil is gonna kill you or sunflower oil is gonna kill you and then i saw 0.86

00:33:25.420 people kind of being like not fucking really like meaning i mean it's fine i'm a little grossed out 0.61

00:33:30.660 that the creaminess is coming from like oil like they were like in the barista blend yeah there's 0.93

00:33:37.000 there's a bit of oil in there just to give the texture you love and it's like it falls apart

00:33:43.480 for me when i understand that that isn't the grease of a cow's udder you know if i were if i

00:33:49.140 were doing dairy. I do cashew at home. Yeah, I know. I know. I walk into Kate

00:33:55.440 Berlant's house. I go, careful, cashew milk around. Oh, that's right. Of course.

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00:35:23.560 You know what I did? What? So coming back to the apartment, remember I was like, I'm scared.

00:35:30.660 I have to live on the road because I immediately become consumed with trying to make my space

00:35:36.140 livable, which is nearly impossible for me. So what am I doing yesterday? I'm pulling

00:35:40.660 vinyl off of a I'm restoring a couch Kate I mean it's no yeah it just without even just walking

00:35:48.080 no no no no no no no no no my outdoor antique okay okay got it that you know has gone through

00:35:56.840 gone through the paces a friend you know gave it to me essentially when they were moving

00:36:01.180 and it's an antique that was not cheap okay but you know it's rotting outside which is which is

00:36:07.100 where they had it too it's not like and yeah what sits next to it a little can that sat there for

00:36:12.520 five years of the stuff you paint onto the wood like the to protect it oh yeah okay as it continues

00:36:19.980 to dry out it's got this french stuffing it's it's whatever i tore off the vinyl and this is

00:36:24.780 just like on the way to the trash can so whatever all to say i i came home and i discovered some of

00:36:32.160 the things that had been in motion like my we left my car with like six trash bags worth of

00:36:39.280 like clothing and stuff that that for donation or sale or whatever right there's a mix of things

00:36:45.520 it's hard to just throw some designer vintage thing that i spent money on you know oh yeah

00:36:52.340 into the red bin on the corner it's just it's like it's hard so i go but then i go down these

00:36:58.900 resale paths and that's have you ever sorry have you ever consigned anything this is the question 0.71

00:37:03.720 i have to ask yes holy shit okay a few times did it ever work out yeah in fact i'm about to i think

00:37:10.900 do some of that again and you wait you wait for months by the phone no so here's what happens 0.89

00:37:15.660 i dropped off a pair of i know i can think of the items i can sign and one thing i wish i hadn't 0.97

00:37:20.640 fucking let go of it was ridiculous of me to do is prada trench coat such a fucking mistake 0.96

00:37:25.260 Like, um, I don't know what I was thinking, but, um, you must've been desperate. 0.99

00:37:29.200 It just was something where I was like, but also I kind of wasn't wearing it.

00:37:32.420 Yeah.

00:37:32.780 But anyway, I'd already bought, I bought it secondhand.

00:37:35.900 Obviously I just, anyway, took in some stuff.

00:37:39.040 They go, okay, we'll call you.

00:37:40.500 You forget about it.

00:37:41.440 And then you get an email or a text.

00:37:43.420 Hi, we have a check for you to pick up.

00:37:45.120 My God.

00:37:46.300 70 bucks.

00:37:47.560 Yeah.

00:37:47.980 I go, I'll take it.

00:37:49.580 Now here's another check, 35 bucks.

00:37:51.680 Here's a check, 50 bucks.

00:37:53.520 Now, do they, when you can sign it, do they tell you, here's what we're thinking, the

00:37:58.080 price will be and you're getting, what do you get, 60%?

00:38:00.480 Yeah.

00:38:01.060 They go, we're going to sell it for this.

00:38:02.480 You're going to get this.

00:38:03.580 No, less than that.

00:38:04.980 Really?

00:38:05.540 Definitely.

00:38:06.100 I don't really remember.

00:38:07.500 So I finally took a bag, walked into Wasteland.

00:38:11.260 Okay.

00:38:12.400 Wasteland, I guess.

00:38:13.400 Wasteland?

00:38:14.040 Wasteland.

00:38:14.480 Wasteland.

00:38:14.880 Wasteland.

00:38:15.960 I go in, I go, this is my new life.

00:38:18.200 Okay.

00:38:18.440 Because I go and they go, sign up.

00:38:20.100 I go, oh no.

00:38:21.080 Because they buy between 12 and six.

00:38:23.040 So my car is filled with – we left it for seven months.

00:38:27.520 Chris is like, there's those bags of clothes in the car, right?

00:38:30.760 And I'm just like, and, right?

00:38:33.340 That doesn't stress me out.

00:38:34.660 It's just like if someone steals the trash bags in the back of our car, I'm like relieved.

00:38:40.280 A blessing.

00:38:40.880 Yeah.

00:38:41.120 Yeah.

00:38:41.900 So take a bag into Wasteland and go, we're going to do it.

00:38:44.780 And it's near the studio, okay?

00:38:48.480 So I'm going, wait, every day I go into Wasteland with a bag?

00:38:51.240 Is this my new life, right?

00:38:53.040 I go in. 0.99

00:38:53.820 I just grab some shit out of the back. 0.99

00:38:55.480 I go in. 0.99

00:38:56.160 They go, sign up.

00:38:57.080 I go, oh, no.

00:38:58.240 Okay, I put my name in a list.

00:38:59.940 Time. 1.00

00:39:00.500 Time in, like in a fucking audition. 1.00

00:39:02.320 Okay. 1.00

00:39:02.900 I sit down.

00:39:03.600 Within moments, he goes, Jacqueline.

00:39:05.940 Okay, I step up to the counter.

00:39:07.080 I'm terrified.

00:39:07.640 Is it humiliating?

00:39:08.320 I also, the inherent, yeah, the inherent judgment.

00:39:11.540 Okay, you're pulling out.

00:39:12.840 Of course. 1.00

00:39:13.300 Your wrinkled shit that has, like, cat hair on it. 1.00

00:39:16.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:16.900 Yeah.

00:39:17.860 And I'm like, so what, like, what do you buy?

00:39:20.820 I'm like, so you don't buy, like, Zara, right?

00:39:23.040 he's like no actually we do he's like yes i'm zara hits and recent recent he's like we're very

00:39:29.260 label whatever i was like yeah yeah i'm sure you are like he's like no no like he didn't say no

00:39:33.060 no but this became revealed later like the zara label they could tell if it's like from three

00:39:38.080 years ago or whatever i guess the labels change that often i don't know so i'm like all right

00:39:42.960 and then he's like i have these like loafers i bought like at zara for like a like a shoot like

00:39:48.480 just like a cheap, shiny, like basic loafer. And then he's like, yes, but we're not taking

00:39:54.080 shoes right now. Okay. I pull out the like a gold, whatever, however you say it, jeans.

00:39:59.080 I'm like, he's kind of pristine, right? I'm like, oh, he's going to go nuts. Okay. I'm

00:40:03.880 like, do you know this brand? They're only the chicest demon, demon, whatever, organic

00:40:12.660 Los Angeles denim, you know, A-G-O-L-D-E. They rock. I mean, and I don't care if I'm

00:40:20.860 nine years past. I don't care what anyone has to say. It's like, you know, it's like organic

00:40:25.160 quality denim. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Retailing 260 bucks. Really nice stuff. Okay. And I have quite

00:40:33.040 a bit of it. He doesn't flinch. There was a little bit of like, oh, and then, but we're not

00:40:37.300 taking any jeans right now. Okay. I go, this is crazy. Right. Yeah. No shoes, no jeans. He takes

00:40:42.380 like three things and i start to realize like wait when do i find out like he's like yeah we'll take

00:40:47.640 this okay and then it's just like oh my god like he's like and i'll then i'll cut the check i'm

00:40:52.760 like so you don't maybe some people do you can go like how much am i gonna get for this before

00:40:57.660 taking it back i was just like he took three things and then like cut me a check for i think

00:41:02.820 it was like 70 bucks maybe it was 50 hey it was like an old jean jacket like that i wasn't a fan

00:41:10.360 of and two other things i can't remember you're getting your this conversation is making me 0.95

00:41:14.420 rock hard to go through my closet because i have a lot of shit i don't need to like 0.77

00:41:19.760 and the fact that it was like that i go now now i go then i then i leave and i go 0.91

00:41:23.720 hmm could i have gotten more i'm posh mark okay oh no but then what do you have to do you're

00:41:30.140 gonna be there at the mailbox usa i mean it's not possible but they send prepaid label

00:41:36.260 when you sell it what about the box no that's oh well you don't need a box i don't think for

00:41:43.820 most clothes right okay yeah envelope they send the people interesting so hang on i have a huge

00:41:48.640 question i post a dress on poshmark to sell it someone buys it then what happens the company

00:41:55.140 sends you or they don't send it to you it's a printout i think you tape it onto a then i go

00:42:00.020 to the thing you just tape it onto a thing and drop it in a mailbox okay not bad not bad at all

00:42:06.220 so maybe that would actually be a fun little thing a couple of girls okay now just for a

00:42:12.140 couple items and then the rest you're of course donating i have a lot there's there's a lot that

00:42:17.220 is nice quality stuff that i would just donate i'm only going to try to sell a couple things 0.88

00:42:21.120 where i go fuck me i bought this and never wore it congrats i guess congrats i mean i need cash 0.93

00:42:26.040 okay we don't all own remember the days to be clear i rent okay this is laugh out loud it's 0.99

00:42:35.140 really one of my and i know and you're luckily now it's my home is very small the smallest home

00:42:40.260 i've ever known it's a very small house okay a couple years from now i wonder what it'll be

00:42:44.760 it'll be um you know what would be the next level like you're so massive you're like

00:42:51.060 you're still calling itself like you know what i mean like oh my only home my only home yeah yeah

00:42:56.860 we have one vacation home we have one we have one country home one city home and one beach home

00:43:04.140 that's it so so yeah i gotta make i gotta make the cash okay so i go on poshmark i go okay you

00:43:13.220 know what you do you search your thing let's say i searched the a gold jeans then you filter by

00:43:18.460 sold not what they're selling for you filter by sold have you ever been like i'm one of these 0.99

00:43:23.960 ventures i go why the hell why the hell are they showing me shit that's already been sold just to 0.96

00:43:27.660 show off the kinds of things they have this is how what is that yeah now i go wait maybe that's 0.99

00:43:32.680 what it's about. Okay. So I, so I saw it, I go, okay, two pairs of egg old sold for 70 bucks,

00:43:39.540 whatever. Okay. Listed for 69. I'm rich. But then how much do you get of that?

00:43:47.480 How quickly do I want to move it? Oh, I mean, I think the fees are quite low because they're

00:43:53.100 doing nothing. Okay. Nice. They're running a website. They're putting it online. Then they

00:43:57.200 probably they're making money from advertisers, not from your egg old jeans. Yeah. Something like

00:44:01.380 that so the question is i'm just thinking so my neighbor moved who i would pass along things that

00:44:09.300 like when the candles became out of control that were sent to hoog for me right and i don't use

00:44:15.840 them well this is the thing what you're talking about right with the scented candle i mean you

00:44:19.700 live your life right live your life now are there options out there sure okay like now okay what

00:44:26.340 about this? What about the clean burning candle, right? Next to it, a tiny little dish of oil,

00:44:33.240 a tiny little droplet of oil gently resting near the heat, wafting it around. It's kind of

00:44:39.120 attractive. Wait, what? There are clean burning candles, right? You get those going. And then you

00:44:44.600 have, I don't know. I know they're out there. Someone to solve this problem is my point.

00:44:48.460 Oh, but my neighbor moved. Okay. We're not going to investigate the oil thing. Okay. Keep going.

00:44:52.180 Okay, research.

00:44:54.200 So she would get a lot of the things. 1.00

00:44:57.860 I started to go, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:45:00.060 I go, I go, I go, poof, Poshmark. 1.00

00:45:03.440 It's just our shit. 1.00

00:45:04.780 Oh, yeah, totally. 1.00

00:45:06.180 It's our shit. 1.00

00:45:06.960 Listeners steal our DNA. 1.00

00:45:08.560 They plant it everywhere.

00:45:10.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:11.020 19 murders were framed for. 0.99

00:45:12.760 They start replicating us. 1.00

00:45:13.920 The Poshmark murders is. 1.00

00:45:18.840 That's really true. 1.00

00:45:19.920 Planting other people's DNA at the crime scene.

00:45:22.180 I mean, it's, you know, I, that's why I always fear.

00:45:25.180 Well, does the other thing everybody says Facebook marketplace,

00:45:28.400 Facebook marketplace, right? Like, what am I going on there?

00:45:31.480 Comedian Jacqueline Novak. Right. Like, like here's a clip and here's my table

00:45:37.500 out back. Come over. Yeah. It's like, yeah.

00:45:41.360 Not to act. I know you, you know, you always think I think I'm going to get

00:45:44.120 murdered, but like, no, it's true. You got to look out. You got to look out.

00:45:49.220 So I go to Waysland, I get like 70 bucks. I'm like, all right, all right.

00:45:52.180 And then I'm starting to optimize and go,

00:45:54.100 I'm not doing that.

00:45:54.800 It'll be fun to do.

00:45:55.660 I'm sorry.

00:45:55.900 I have to interrupt you because you also,

00:45:57.520 you love a cash,

00:45:58.100 you love a cash grab.

00:45:59.420 No,

00:45:59.800 no,

00:45:59.880 no.

00:46:00.080 Sure do.

00:46:00.520 What if we did a very,

00:46:02.420 this is a,

00:46:02.940 this is good.

00:46:03.980 What if we did a POOG listeners exclusive?

00:46:08.400 You can buy these clothes off of us.

00:46:11.840 That's what I was saying.

00:46:12.660 Feel free to take our DNA. 0.66

00:46:15.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:15.320 POOG Poshmark. 1.00

00:46:16.500 Or we do a thing. 1.00

00:46:19.340 If you,

00:46:20.040 but it could include,

00:46:21.220 and i feel bad about this stuff we feature we could feature it see that's the value to the

00:46:26.320 advertising let's say they send us a sweater we can't wear for whatever reason right because

00:46:29.800 i'm joking kids or you know the extra candle whatever like sometimes i was just like god 0.99

00:46:38.800 just what a what a lowbrow what a vulgar existence right i'm like we could beg for all sorts of shit 0.99

00:46:43.600 right from heinous brands throw that shit up on poshmark i'm like i'm a wasteland every day 0.99

00:46:47.760 selling off poog gifts i think i think we could do a poog sale of certain clothing items that we'd 0.98

00:46:54.400 love to see go to our listeners or certain products what about this what about what about

00:46:59.220 we wear an outfit on the recording and then there it goes it's it's being sold in the comment section

00:47:05.360 okay like dirty underwear we send it we wore this during the recording and you send it off

00:47:12.280 and they get to huff it you know what you do if it's about huffing the underwear chop it up okay

00:47:20.520 20 pieces there's no scent on each one um but i'm going we're wearing an outfit we're showing it

00:47:28.100 below the second you do auctions online it becomes like why isn't this going to a good a good you

00:47:34.900 know what i mean it's like oh well that's the thing that's why it's sick it's like it's only

00:47:38.920 fun is the it's not you know cash i love a crash cash grab i think it's more about i think it's

00:47:44.880 more about us that's just i'm gonna be huge on posh mark i have something i want to beg for i

00:47:50.660 think what we need to we need to get back to baking as you said i want coconut cult to send

00:47:54.680 a pallet heavy pallets of the yogurt i already forgot what that is it's that probiotic yogurt

00:48:00.620 you only take like a spoonful at a time it's like a million dollars it's delicious oh i want

00:48:05.200 coconut coal. Are they going to send it on a

00:48:07.360 ice tray? Refrigerated

00:48:09.380 chuck? Yes, of course.

00:48:11.200 Of course. Wow.

00:48:13.020 It's called dry ice. We've gotten lots of perishable

00:48:15.140 items on the show. Oh, no, we have.

00:48:17.080 Oh, yeah. For some reason, yogurt

00:48:18.940 seems like... There's no issue transporting

00:48:21.380 goods. Yeah.

00:48:24.060 Dare I paint the room

00:48:25.100 a new color for a new era? Trying to paint

00:48:27.120 over a navy wall? Huge question.

00:48:29.800 No. I don't know.

00:48:31.040 I think I need it.

00:48:33.000 Okay. But no, I can't do it.

00:48:34.620 Because, no. Oh, yeah. You know what I signed up for from bed last night? Upwork.

00:48:39.760 What's that?

00:48:40.500 It's like where you hire freelancers and stuff. I need, you know, I've said it before. I need at

00:48:46.520 least 25 people working for me. Okay. Men.

00:48:49.460 Under you. Yeah.

00:48:50.680 Yeah. I'd like them all in a singular office space, pool table in the middle. That's a joke. Okay.

00:48:54.840 Yes, I would offer recreational things for the group to keep spirits high when I demand excellence,

00:49:00.000 but it's not going to be a pool table. It's not going to be a giant chess board. Okay.

00:49:03.460 you know me me and chris's favorite thing the giant chess board like because it's like luxury

00:49:08.300 it's like new luxury apartment for young people and they're like don't worry we've got to like

00:49:12.660 check this out we've got a gigantic chess set on the roof yeah uh i was like crying about something

00:49:18.840 to chris we're walking through hyde park and he's like i'm sorry i just and i'm like oh he's like

00:49:23.620 we need to stop we need to quickly play a giant game of chess okay it was there really how dare

00:49:29.060 No, I mean, it was a joke.

00:49:30.200 We hate the chess boards.

00:49:31.800 Oh my God, of course.

00:49:32.600 But I was disgusted to see it.

00:49:34.220 See, they had fallen for that, even in London.

00:49:36.260 I never learned chess and I don't plan to.

00:49:39.460 But my new life off my phone.

00:49:42.140 Maybe you could.

00:49:44.640 I think literature.

00:49:46.320 I think you read.

00:49:47.420 I'm going literature.

00:49:48.560 I'm going literature.

00:49:49.240 Start with reading.

00:49:50.700 I'm going to do reading.

00:49:51.680 I'm going to do watercolor before.

00:49:53.720 I'm getting my brain back.

00:49:55.500 It's happening.

00:49:56.400 It's slow.

00:49:57.240 Did you say watercolor?

00:49:58.340 yeah because i you mean painting yeah i was just lying there you know and i haven't thought about

00:50:03.720 this in a while the painting days college and i started to go i was like do it they must

00:50:09.580 have classes in los angeles it's a huge city i was like of course like i couldn't picture it like it

00:50:15.420 like you can say watercoloring at community college but can you imagine i actually don't

00:50:20.140 you're in for watercolor i want acrylic i want oil i want i want of course of course

00:50:25.400 yeah i'll do charcoal on a drawing pad i have a couple product corner things to do if you don't

00:50:31.300 mind so let's try it okay well let's let's sign off the ep and go over the product and then next

00:50:35.980 week i'll talk about the purgatory with my brown jordan set and my milo bauman um dining set

00:50:42.140 because i'm in purgatory we'll talk about it next week and make a note it's like you're saying a

00:50:47.100 language you don't even understand okay great i know but some do okay people are losing their 0.99

00:50:51.460 shit when they hear Bauman. All right. Maybe it's Boston. All right. Love you. Okay. Love ya. Bye. 1.00

00:50:57.600 Bye.

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - October 07, 2025

The Poshmark Murders

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