00:40:51.340They're like this very just, I don't even know, clayish, very like, can't get it out.
00:40:58.720I just want you to see because it's pretty, I mean, it's impressive, genuinely.
00:41:02.980it must mean i mean i assume this means they have like an extensive range and then i also am
00:41:08.360wondering were these bespoke did they look at my lips and say you know you're one you're one of
00:41:14.400these you know what i'm saying i want to get it out but like oh no those actually don't look that
00:41:20.260similar now in the light all right sorry so they've sent us one two three four five six seven eight
00:41:26.180nine lip glosses lip oil glosses what are you gonna do with that because you can't you can't
00:41:33.940keep them all i mean unless it becomes your hero product right you can't keep them all
00:41:37.320no no no no you're allowed to keep them all i just mean are you gonna let them take over your0.82
00:41:44.540oh makeup i might you know really i don't know i mean i'm really i fucking bought bought remember0.59
00:41:51.960i bought the gorgeous lip liner from the hot girl yeah it's gone i was i was using it it's gone0.90
00:41:57.560it is fucking gone and i know that it must turn up it's almost like a spirit took it0.89
00:42:02.600to pay for your objectification of a yeah yeah exactly0.99
00:42:09.000i'm sorry can you tell oh fuck i want those colors they're kind of like brownish0.99
00:42:19.940pinkish horror colors oh that's what i want i have to go get them and then i mean it's really0.96
00:42:28.080yeah it's a real palette here and then we thank you see look that you know i would never go for
00:42:33.200it i think oh there's no way this dark brown is gonna work on me i love here it is here it is
00:42:37.520say okay say how to say it we always say how to say it and by the way yeah i've been using their
00:42:46.700i have to say i've been using their tinted moisturizer stuff like every day i'm like
00:42:52.140done with the bottle they sent us that i've been using wait is that the thing that's like
00:42:56.820base milk or is that something no no it's um it's just a tinted sunscreen it's like spf 30
00:43:02.640it comes really yeah did i miss that or or i may have purchased it out of pocket no i'm pretty sure0.97
00:43:09.180it uh came to us and then we got this this serious kit from one skin oh yeah one skin which fucking0.70
00:43:19.260rules and we used i used their skin serum down to the last goddamn drop squeezing it out me too0.55
00:43:24.820and i heard some had got it and was like i love this stuff i remember yeah yeah so i open it up
00:43:32.140and i go i go this is almost i start reading and i go this is almost like content like i was like
00:43:37.880People might actually be interested in this. I was like, double blind placebo, you know what I mean? And then peptides. And I just, I can't for the life of me lock in. Oh, and then I overheard some gals praising the ever-loving shit out of the Biologique Recherche facial at the new, you know, BR spa or whatever.
00:44:02.500and saying that wasn't just like a one-time spruce like like it changed their skin no no and i still0.80
00:44:11.080have yet to have a br product in my house i've never well it's i mean there's something going
00:44:19.220on there i all the time go why did i ever get off br right you why vigo loves to seek and never to0.84
00:44:26.520find say it a fucking again i mean i'm serious have the answer and then i need to hear it again0.96
00:44:36.300oh you could say that again um the ego loves to seek and never to find0.98
00:44:43.380oh god that's an episode 001 poog yeah i think the people would sob to hear the recording of me
00:44:52.740like you know defending poog i know definitely um okay so tailbone pain having a total freak
00:45:02.380out i started doing that again i started doing some little home workouts melissa would getting0.94
00:45:07.580back into it fucking pain on the left side the cossacks i go not this again listeners may recall0.88
00:45:15.020years ago i had a chronic tailbone issue had a hairline fracture on my tailbone that was0.99
00:45:19.580so painful and it was a full nine months of every time i was sitting it was painful1.00
00:45:23.200i was having a board planes with a fucking hemorrhoid pillow looking like i had my ass0.98
00:45:27.280blown out i had to go it's actually not a hemorrhoid it's my tailbone driving pain i mean0.98
00:45:32.340it was like and i just go i can't go back to that so instead yesterday i tried to do some
00:45:38.460gentle working out and it was really painful i just gotta stop i can't do anything icing it
00:45:43.680today's actually slightly better i don't want to get too excited but i love having something to
00:45:49.340ice it's crazy when ice because when you're icing something like my it was hurting me yesterday i
00:45:55.820sat on ice pack and i'm like moaning like it feels good when you actually get relief from the ice you
00:46:00.040go oh shit i do need this it's real ice is real and then i went to the bathtub back on the ice
00:46:06.220yeah oh you did it back and forth yeah not back and i mean once my headache is clearing0.98
00:46:11.440oh it's poo advil um it's incredible it's incredible it's fucking incredible we we take
00:46:19.420it for we take it for granted every day i mean the way it just knocks it out and i just you know0.58
00:46:23.600i don't even have faith like i go i go i know i'm gonna feel better in like 20 minutes and i'm like
00:46:28.740just believe it like i'm just like set a time for 20 minutes and there you'll be i'm about to beg you0.96
00:46:34.820to hang out with me tonight i i don't want the listeners to think i'm an asshole i really want0.52
00:46:40.920hang out with you i don't think it's happening tonight that's totally fine it's last minute
00:46:43.860but was i feel like there's a lot should i stay in and read tonight i doubt it yeah
00:46:51.920yeah why don't you sit with the self no i don't want to sit with her right now
00:46:58.500she's fine yeah i mean y'all alone over there or what my partner's out of town
00:47:09.280is that what you mean there it is yeah no but i've been it's like it's not even saying that's
00:47:14.300the only reason you want to hang out no no of course not but it's more just that i
00:47:17.940it would be so good to stay in and read a book i don't know right well
00:47:24.960yeah don't want to don't how's your want to i just wonder like what were you gonna say how's
00:47:35.320your what your writing space i don't know you're no no the writing space is not good it's true my
00:47:40.420office is like is still very much in it's not even that much of a mess it's just like not set up it's
00:47:46.080just not there yet i'm having fatigue or i'm having not fatigue i'm having like overwhelm of
00:47:52.320like aesthetic changes i want to make yeah you know how it goes i might try nails yeah they have
00:48:00.100improved my life and the concept of staging ground that i learned from the add book yeah which is
00:48:06.080like i need a lot of staging grounds right like okay this is where i put the stuff that i'm
00:48:11.860gathering to take with me i always use the top of the washing machine in the hall to like put
00:48:18.280stuff and that's like one of the staging grounds and so it's like why is the stuff here is it dirty
00:48:22.560is it clean it's neither it's it's like or stuff that needs to go downstairs is like another staging
00:48:27.720ground and then you just anyway setting them up so then i have these nails on the wall and now
00:48:33.040that was my i bring when i come home i i put my bag on the nail it's no no life's changing i have
00:48:40.560um some hooks that were by the side of the door putting the purse on there was huge i went0.97
00:48:45.340ballistic looking for my purse the other day where's my fucking purse my keys are my wallet0.99
00:48:48.700yeah it's hanging next to the door perfect spot others would say it was there the whole time0.99
00:48:54.160i beg to differ what do you mean i don't know just that it it it popped into it popped into
00:49:00.960place yeah when you were ready when you welcomed it isn't this interesting just like like pretending
00:49:07.120this is my hair but you can't even see me like i have it pushed up in this way that looks like a
00:49:13.420you look like felicity porter did you know that felicity when felicity cut her hair
00:49:18.260got like death threats and the show was almost canceled yes i i thought i told you that
00:49:24.100you're not the one that told me that it's one of the most like tanked oh honey worse than tanked0.85
00:49:30.800death threats people were like rioting can you fucking believe that i remember when my mom0.98
00:49:39.540girls got a tough i gotta tell you yeah yeah you got a short haircut and like once and i0.97
00:49:48.120remember it first of all it was like I see like a car pull in like from the kitchen table I can
00:49:55.200see the car pull and go down the driveway which is like you know something I see all the time
00:50:00.540yeah okay and I just go who's that woman okay it was my mother's car and yet I saw the shadow
00:50:06.280the silhouette of this woman was sort of a sort of volume on top and then sort of truly short here
00:50:13.020like a cut you know and i'm just like there's some woman's here
00:50:18.680and then like i mean i'm making it sound i'm making it sound like i'm subtly i don't i don't
00:50:27.620remember but i just like i remember one me who is that woman who is she yeah yeah yeah and being
00:50:34.320confused and then like my dad will posit these theories that are shocking okay because they'll
00:50:40.220just go like what about hair like like uh for a while he's like he's like um novacs have big faces
00:50:48.340they don't need big hair okay that was one of his one screwed when it was like theories okay and then
00:50:54.220it was like but red news didn't tank but yeah people have profound reactions
00:51:01.220oh i was thinking that would be fun thing to do would be um we would record remotely in the sense
00:51:09.500of we'd get um you know we'd record just with a microphone in front of our face earphones you
00:51:15.640know i'm saying headphones whatever and we clean up our place together okay in like individually
00:51:21.600and we do like timers and stuff and then five bucks we sell it okay to the listener okay okay
00:51:29.640that's that's some paywall shit right there but can you imagine because people find it comforting
00:51:33.160to listen to poog you know repeat can you imagine if there was like i always i used to want to do0.95
00:51:37.420this was like depression stuff like so it'd be like cleaning hey should i put on the cleaning
00:51:41.780hour and it's like us putting around cleaning well isn't that what people listen to podcasts0.91
00:51:47.720doing cleaning doing the shit they don't want to do yeah those who struggle those who struggle0.93
00:51:55.280is a great name for a new podcast yeah yeah it's interesting question new podcast0.98
00:52:03.740oh there she is well well the times they are changing so keep your eyes peeled folks
00:52:11.720i love a cryptic warning at the end of an episode look i ordered this what is that
00:52:20.840a book of lei tzu oh yeah classic classic of tao of tao anyway
00:52:27.360isn't it horrible when you're not familiar with something enough to know which translation is
00:52:34.260is best meanwhile you haven't even cracked the spine and you're worried about whether you got
00:52:37.640the best translation i know it's like how about just like oh i need the newman translation i'm a
00:52:41.640fool yeah all right anyway i love you i love you that was poog if you enjoyed poog please subscribe
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