Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - Hag Xmas Gift Guide

00:00:00.440 Hello, Christmas girl.

00:00:02.100 Oh my gosh.

00:00:03.300 And by the way, yep.

00:00:04.220 It really is the season.

00:00:05.600 I'm cold.

00:00:06.360 There's lots of merch to buy, folks.

00:00:08.180 You know what it is?

00:00:08.880 It's LED.

00:00:10.100 I mean, it's modern lighting isn't hot anymore.

00:00:13.400 I was working on the tree last night.

00:00:16.480 Lights I bought that were so hot to the touch, I took them off.

00:00:20.160 Candescent?

00:00:21.200 No.

00:00:21.700 Did you buy them in an old factory?

00:00:23.220 Amazon.

00:00:23.940 They were indoor-outdoor lights.

00:00:25.440 And you know what's funny?

00:00:26.120 They were hot.

00:00:26.420 They were so hot to the touch.

00:00:27.800 I go, oh, they're hot.

00:00:28.900 And then I go, oh, no.

00:00:30.340 Take them off the tree.

00:00:31.420 My partner goes, hey, let me see the, where'd you get these?

00:00:33.800 And they look at the review.

00:00:34.500 I go, I got good reviews.

00:00:35.700 They look at it, they go, this is not good reviews.

00:00:37.940 What did you think the review is?

00:00:39.900 You know, I was like, three stars?

00:00:41.740 No, I saw like four and a half stars, but there were only like 700.

00:00:46.080 Yeah, no, no, no, this is hysterical.

00:00:47.460 I'm going to amateur.

00:00:47.980 Okay.

00:00:48.300 Okay, but guess what I want for Christmas?

00:00:50.180 Guess what I'm craving really hard?

00:00:51.720 What? 1.00

00:00:52.060 Because guess what's back and what all the hot girls are wearing now? 1.00

00:00:54.540 Hold, hold, don't tell me. 1.00

00:00:56.560 Short Uggs.

00:00:57.660 Are you serious?

00:00:58.100 And I'm hyper fixated.

00:00:59.060 Because I got news for you.

00:01:00.540 I've never had an Ugg.

00:01:02.500 Okay, well, welcome to L.A.

00:01:03.640 So I wore Uggs in high school.

00:01:05.320 There's Uggs that go to here.

00:01:07.120 Yeah. 0.97

00:01:07.620 And then there's Uggs that go to here.

00:01:09.240 And then there's, yeah.

00:01:10.940 And there's a true short.

00:01:12.340 Short.

00:01:13.280 Well, there's ultra short.

00:01:14.700 There's ultra short, which is almost like at the ankle. 0.93

00:01:17.160 Literally like ultra short, psycho.

00:01:19.060 I want one bump up. 0.99

00:01:20.940 My big question is, do I go classic Ugg or do I go black? 0.97

00:01:23.520 So I try to put my own spin on it and get them in black.

00:01:26.020 It's almost like I got to go classic Ugg.

00:01:27.720 Okay.

00:01:28.100 i'm asking is that one bump up or is that the ankle because that's pretty that's one oh i think

00:01:32.940 that might be the ultra oh that's ultra mini that's the ankle i speak of that's ultra mini

00:01:37.120 okay and then what's one bump up mini oh my god it's really it feels so good to want something

00:01:42.240 for christmas i know what i mean classic ultra mini platform classic ultra mini wait hold on

00:01:47.720 there's a present i almost bought you classic short no you told me because you remember that

00:01:53.260 you had an idea for me you told me that you were going to treat us to something together

00:01:57.980 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:59.060 Classic mini two?

00:02:00.620 Yep, there it is.

00:02:01.500 There it is.

00:02:02.440 Nope.

00:02:02.820 Us both.

00:02:03.920 Two on the trackpad, okay?

00:02:06.520 Okay.

00:02:06.720 There they are.

00:02:07.360 All right, hold on.

00:02:07.920 Let me think.

00:02:08.320 Okay, okay.

00:02:08.620 Do you think classic uncolor?

00:02:09.940 No, because now I want one, obviously, okay?

00:02:11.760 Yeah.

00:02:12.580 So, this is a huge question here.

00:02:15.440 Which color?

00:02:15.840 Same, different, who for who, whatever, okay? 0.84

00:02:18.440 I think so.

00:02:18.980 Is it more joyful to have the same and not be jealous of the other ones?

00:02:22.260 Commit to it together?

00:02:22.880 I think same.

00:02:23.380 Or drown together?

00:02:24.220 No, I know. 1.00

00:02:25.120 But see what I mean with the black? 1.00

00:02:26.300 All right, hold on. 1.00

00:02:26.820 Black's kind of fun. 0.98

00:02:28.860 We got a blue. 1.00

00:02:29.580 We got a black. 0.94

00:02:30.480 You know what I was considering?

00:02:31.400 Yeah.

00:02:31.660 Literally going to the mall.

00:02:33.560 I want to have an experience.

00:02:35.020 Yeah.

00:02:35.320 Yeah.

00:02:35.940 Okay.

00:02:36.220 By the way, like a shoebox at home.

00:02:38.000 So I want that.

00:02:39.140 Okay.

00:02:39.420 So here's the thing.

00:02:40.300 So I just want to like catch people up.

00:02:42.820 Yeah.

00:02:43.140 If they've missed the link.

00:02:45.020 It's in beta, whatever.

00:02:46.740 Hag shop.

00:02:47.440 Okay.

00:02:47.700 Me.

00:02:48.060 It's live.

00:02:48.520 Late at night going.

00:02:49.400 Yeah.

00:02:49.600 I'm starting.

00:02:50.120 I'm starting us a shop, Kate.

00:02:51.220 I'm starting us a shop.

00:02:52.060 You're always saying we need to do a holiday gift guide.

00:02:54.220 Yeah. 0.94

00:02:54.460 and I agree but it sounds like a bitch okay but but there's a few things okay okay we do a gift 0.99

00:03:01.220 guide our top shit and it's and we it's it's there in the store it's evil food christmas do 0.99

00:03:07.780 you understand so yeah what I was thinking is we decide together because this is a huge conversation 0.99

00:03:13.240 okay I'm gonna build the store right I had to make choices on my own going I think this belongs

00:03:17.760 okay so I'm thinking we build the guide live we build like the store live if we were gonna from

00:03:23.880 all of our years of podcasting whatever we're gonna find what are the must-haves what are the

00:03:27.840 skincare faves okay what are the whatever okay it's really exciting and so i'm really ready to

00:03:33.480 talk about it i want to wreck but i haven't given mine to you to you so do you want me to just say

00:03:37.720 what items are coming to mind for me or do you want a popcorn all right well here's what i'll

00:03:41.520 say okay because my first the categories are the first question the categories are the first

00:03:45.080 question okay different collections are you ready cleansing so i wrote in skincare regularly

00:03:48.760 discussed okay because here's the thing i was gonna go cleansing moisture well that's another

00:03:53.500 level okay well skincare is the first i mean we home let's go through every step all right so

00:03:58.340 start no wait but hold on we're gonna do home we're gonna do food we're gonna do whatever i

00:04:02.460 know so we're are you are you telling me we're starting with skincare right yeah okay of course

00:04:06.200 we are now that's obviously a huge category so you're saying broken down further right yeah now

00:04:11.960 here's the question what is the adjective here are we saying these are the best because here's

00:04:17.900 what i think for me it's an ongoing thing it's always changing right so that's why i wrote right

00:04:22.600 now i titled it regularly discussed because yeah it's like this is the stuff that's in the mix

00:04:28.660 yeah yep we're not making any formal and final claims like for example you know what i just

00:04:32.700 bought my perhaps fourth bottle of let me guess cosrx cheap yes the snail mucin look look i know 0.99

00:04:39.060 i know honey this is a honeymoon game i screamed out loud i didn't scream but i was like fuck 0.94

00:04:43.320 wait this is literally a honeymoon game okay because i got the mucin i put it on my list 0.97

00:04:48.960 So why is my computer dirtying our look?

00:04:52.200 For everyone to understand, it's because I want to tell you what I did.

00:04:55.700 That would go on my list, for sure.

00:04:57.140 All right.

00:04:57.540 But Essence is, because Essence are huge.

00:04:59.660 We've talked about the May Lindstrom.

00:05:00.780 Honeymooner again.

00:05:01.700 Hold, please.

00:05:02.820 Because guess what I did, okay? 0.99

00:05:04.900 You're going to die. 0.94

00:05:06.020 I already have a mists and spritz section.

00:05:08.260 Well, listen, the mists for me are May Lindstrom, Jasmine Garden.

00:05:12.020 Yep.

00:05:12.460 And the COSRX, Snail Mucin, which I'm sorry.

00:05:15.560 Not a mist.

00:05:15.920 That's not a mist.

00:05:16.940 Oh, you have the mist version?

00:05:18.060 I just mean spray.

00:05:18.960 I just mean spray.

00:05:19.720 Wait, that sprays?

00:05:21.180 Yes.

00:05:22.100 That's the one I use, the snail mucin.

00:05:24.240 So it's like that, but it's in a spray.

00:05:26.040 So it's made thinner, a little bit thinner.

00:05:29.160 I think it might just be a little mucin with like a spray bottle.

00:05:31.580 I'm not kidding.

00:05:33.560 Interesting.

00:05:34.140 All right.

00:05:34.680 So we're going to make a note about the two COSRX snails.

00:05:38.140 To me, it's essences and mists are one area.

00:05:40.500 Yeah, so what's on your skincare?

00:05:41.680 Here's what I populated.

00:05:43.020 Okay.

00:05:43.820 Dr. Dennis Gross, Alpha Beta Universal Daily Peel.

00:05:46.240 You know what's fascinating?

00:05:47.360 I'm not really on those.

00:05:48.640 I'm not either, but here's the thing.

00:05:49.880 I mean, I'm not recently.

00:05:50.760 Like, for someone not to go through their own journey with those would be ridiculous.

00:05:53.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:53.880 You should go through that journey.

00:05:54.280 Okay, and I would turn back to those.

00:05:55.940 Like, you know, someone said, give me a peel pad.

00:05:58.260 I'd probably recommend that.

00:05:59.120 Yep, yep, yep.

00:05:59.960 Okay, huge for me.

00:06:00.920 Misha, Time Revolution, Essence Mist, any of them.

00:06:03.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:04.340 And my current fave in the last couple years, Artemisia, Amber Colored.

00:06:08.960 Oh.

00:06:09.340 I use it.

00:06:09.780 That's one of my biggest all-day-long mists.

00:06:12.160 I need that.

00:06:12.680 Okay.

00:06:13.200 I'm not going to turn around.

00:06:13.980 Yeah, you need that.

00:06:14.520 Wait, you don't have that?

00:06:15.240 I don't have that.

00:06:15.900 Okay.

00:06:16.240 I've got COSRX, Advanced Power Essence, Snail, Mucin.

00:06:19.800 That's a pump.

00:06:20.880 I've got Classic, Misha, Time Revolution, Night Repair, Ampoule, 5X.

00:06:24.180 Okay.

00:06:24.620 What does that mean?

00:06:26.220 Can I see it?

00:06:26.880 So that's the Artemisia.

00:06:27.960 That's classically what people say is a dupe of Estee Lauder's Night Repair or whatever.

00:06:32.780 Oh, my God.

00:06:33.120 I need it.

00:06:33.420 You use that a lot?

00:06:34.340 You use that a lot?

00:06:35.160 Again, I've fallen off, but I was so on top of this.

00:06:38.500 And you saw the difference.

00:06:39.440 I'm saying, like, get on this.

00:06:41.340 Like, I'm giving advice I'm not even following.

00:06:42.980 Okay?

00:06:43.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:43.500 Totally.

00:06:43.580 I need to re-up, and I will.

00:06:44.640 Clamping to your computer.

00:06:45.560 Okay, are you like horned up for this store?

00:06:48.720 Yes, I really am.

00:06:49.520 Okay, obviously classic.

00:06:51.240 Okay.

00:06:51.580 The Biosance Squalane Oil, we love.

00:06:54.740 And then Dr. Loretta Intense Replenishing Serum.

00:06:57.860 This stuff, by the way, is a great gift for,

00:07:00.180 I gave a bottle to my mom.

00:07:02.180 She loves it.

00:07:02.720 It's really thick.

00:07:03.780 It's like, how do you even describe the texture?

00:07:08.060 Exactly, you can't.

00:07:08.840 Yeah, no, it's, and actually we literally always forget,

00:07:12.080 but there's that's like the only code we have existing code was what does it say poog for 15

00:07:19.000 off here comes an ad so right now there will be an ad here soon this is an ad so just imagine so

00:07:27.880 excited to just imagine talk about this product that means a lot to us and this could be your

00:07:33.700 product perhaps you work at a company perhaps you started a company go to a job and you're going and

00:07:39.520 tapping on a shoulder and saying or you're tapping on your own shoulder yeah how dare i yeah and

00:07:44.700 you're just your let's buy ad space on berlant and novak berlant and novak there it is once again

00:07:52.420 back to the show are you ready for more do instant angel skin restoring moisturizer fabulous i also

00:07:59.600 love the um the the gel cream the one in the blue the one in the blue it's in the interesting gel

00:08:06.660 cream okay md solar sciences mineral creme spf 50 crazy i went through like 16 bottles of that

00:08:13.360 that was my and then forgot and then you love it this is a huge issue okay so i'm going why aren't

00:08:18.720 i on any of this stuff it's because we also enjoy trying new new stuff i know and that's always

00:08:23.240 going to be the case yeah you ready yeah i fell off the last week okay next to it solo wave

00:08:31.120 also fell off completely fell off this is like that's the thing though this is kind of like

00:08:36.320 vintage yeah this is like early days and i think people yearn for that dennis gross uh light mask

00:08:40.860 oh yeah okay popcorn i was really on that for a while okay i put in this interesting i put in

00:08:45.700 face jim's multi-sculted high performance gua sha because i go you're gonna do something

00:08:51.320 do stainless steel dare i say of course right oh yeah yeah there's a lot of trust there you know

00:08:55.600 also what's great about you drop it it's not gonna break right which i did sadly have with my

00:08:59.460 stunning other one yeah oh yours broke too mine chipped too the wilding stone beautiful beautiful

00:09:05.100 stone um cosrx acne patch i know you love that right love love okay i think that's why i put

00:09:10.700 it on there all right that is my skincare regularly discussed section so far okay a

00:09:15.860 couple of additions for me yeah i would say dr loretta cleanser is fabulous especially for

00:09:21.680 winter months sensational super moisturizing i have the when i met you i would say it's probably

00:09:29.040 too dry for me in the winter months i love it i use it daily really but it's not a cream cleanser

00:09:33.860 It's still a clear gel.

00:09:35.440 It's a gel.

00:09:35.940 But I find it really slippery.

00:09:37.520 No, it's very slippery.

00:09:38.920 It's similar.

00:09:39.540 Yeah.

00:09:39.820 I'm just saying, you know, it's a cleanser I've been enjoying for a year.

00:09:43.620 I want to talk about value because this thing has been pumping for a year.

00:09:47.580 It'll be you're in December.

00:09:48.740 What?

00:09:49.160 The SK2 vitamin C cleanser.

00:09:52.000 See, that's really interesting.

00:09:53.020 You believe that vitamin C can be deposited from a cleanser?

00:09:56.320 No.

00:09:56.820 You see, this is what I wonder.

00:09:57.840 But I like it.

00:09:59.360 Well, there's a Joanna check.

00:10:01.400 Joanna check.

00:10:02.580 No. 0.99

00:10:03.400 Spritz.

00:10:03.860 vitamin c spritz by the way i do believe at times in a vitamin c spritz i'd have to look into it

00:10:09.460 but wait i want to talk about my two kind of holy grail items these are the items that i pay

00:10:14.340 exclusively out of pocket for i'm about to buy and get more bottles yeah they're expensive

00:10:20.620 skinceuticals the ferulic c i use that every morning and then the skinceuticals

00:10:27.380 ptox p-t-i-o-x serum which is supposed it's like a p-tox like peptides supposed to reduce

00:10:37.220 contraction lines and i use that morning and night hmm reduce contraction lines yeah

00:10:42.180 i know i know i know i know hey but it's something it's something sure i think

00:10:48.200 i have been using joanna check's vitamin c daily serum so i'm just dropping that but but so i got

00:10:56.620 to get this how much this is i'm not sure i forget but this is this is like so my picks are kind of

00:11:01.860 vintage it's kind of interesting this is like early days right oh and then i have a different

00:11:05.940 section wait you're gonna die so i have skincare roundup this is this is how i did it skincare

00:11:10.620 roundup essences mists and beauty waters okay beautiful oh there it is i want to know what's in

00:11:15.680 it misha time revolution essence interesting i put in ceramide cream mist from cosrx

00:11:24.500 okay malenstrom the jasmine garden oh i totally forgot this is a big one for me hand skin

00:11:30.220 real complexion hyaluron skin essence that's something i learned about for your hands

00:11:35.540 no oh hyaluron like hyaluronic acids skin no no the brand is called hand skin okay okay

00:11:43.280 that one is it's a big bottle and it's got that jello-y feel it's good i do really recommend that

00:11:50.560 one and again need to get back on it okay a classic in k-beauty world of soco glam etc sun

00:11:56.600 in park beauty water mist oh i forgot about this one claire's with a k fundamental ampule mist if

00:12:03.360 you had that one in the mix ever no and then and then time revolution the first treatment

00:12:07.140 and then now we're adding the tower 38 hydro whatever so the tower 38 one you're going to

00:12:14.020 see it's heavily save our skin is that one i don't know it comes in an orange bottle but i've been

00:12:19.500 told that it's uh more effective against covid than bleach which is crazy but it's like a

00:12:25.580 disinfect it's good for you don't want to use it more than twice a day i'm told spritz wise but

00:12:29.460 like after you work out or if you're on a plane interesting people i just literally added it yeah

00:12:37.260 i literally added it people swear by it okay i want to i want to jump ahead to a product

00:12:41.600 that I just paid out of pocket bloom effects tulip dew drops why does it sound so familiar

00:12:49.640 you yeah you talk about probably okay so this is a vitamin glow serum I've been into doing this

00:12:56.380 like makeup prep like after your serums and stuff but when you're primer yeah like a primer but like

00:13:02.960 kind of just hydrates the skin gives you a little glow and then I just I like it so much that I just

00:13:07.960 paid out of pocket for the boom effects tulip dew sunscreen serum because it's 50 i almost said

00:13:14.200 milligrams 50 spf we definitely don't have this this is not sent to us no no no no the 50 spf i

00:13:19.800 just bought spf 50 vitamins and minerals and you know what it reminds me of a poog classic the ilia

00:13:25.860 skin serum right which should be on here which by the way i use i mean so many bottles got it for

00:13:32.160 my mother it's it's really a tried and true for me for daily it's very moisturizing it's if you're

00:13:38.960 extra shiny just a go with the say the say okay this is serious advice because it's skint in spf

00:13:45.700 right yes yeah okay because to me the thing that i care about the most is a tinted sunscreen

00:13:51.000 like for dating and being in the mix the thing i use the most i'm only using foundation you know

00:13:56.100 but really you want the tinted sunscreen so for me i'm really excited about the bloom effects

00:14:00.620 sunscreen serum again i haven't taken out in the town yet i literally went into the store

00:14:04.840 put it on my hand go up and claudia doherty won't mind me saying she swears by it she has

00:14:10.560 incredible bloom effects what was it called again oh the first thing you got tulip dew drops

00:14:14.680 i like it oh i forgot a key essence of mine that is so gorgeous okay pat mcgrath what yeah yeah

00:14:24.120 the Pat McGrath

00:14:25.300 because I don't

00:14:26.480 divine skin

00:14:27.540 this 1.00

00:14:28.260 I do not own that

00:14:29.740 and I don't know

00:14:30.840 how I missed it

00:14:31.480 I'm humiliated

00:14:32.360 I've seen 1.00

00:14:32.980 beautiful women 1.00

00:14:33.920 the greatest day of my life

00:14:34.660 I'm like having so much fun

00:14:36.040 I've seen this on the

00:14:37.440 this is what we call

00:14:38.460 a vanity topper

00:14:39.160 this is a great gift 0.96

00:14:40.180 damn okay 0.96

00:14:40.580 it is beautiful 0.99

00:14:41.340 and it's a proper gift 1.00

00:14:42.780 this shit is fucking expensive 1.00

00:14:44.000 this is an 1.00

00:14:44.520 this is an $86

00:14:45.440 item

00:14:46.720 smells like roses

00:14:47.760 wait

00:14:48.800 my jaw just popped

00:14:49.680 at the excitement

00:14:50.880 that it was that expensive

00:14:52.060 I was pumped about it being

00:14:53.540 like

00:14:53.820 Like, okay, that's something, like, you know, something to yearn for?

00:14:56.340 Oh, yeah.

00:14:56.880 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:14:57.920 Divine Skin.

00:14:58.980 It is certainly something to yearn for.

00:15:00.780 In this life.

00:15:01.400 Okay.

00:15:03.480 $86, by the way.

00:15:05.340 And it's a vanity topper.

00:15:06.680 It's a beautiful blue.

00:15:07.160 Okay, vanity topper is a great.

00:15:09.300 It's a pink heavy bottle.

00:15:10.660 That's a collection of its own.

00:15:12.040 I know. 0.99

00:15:12.360 I was just having a fantasy that someone's, like, partner, whatever the fuck, like, husband, whatever. 0.98

00:15:17.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:17.580 Like, of a hag, listening to this episode and, like, running out for their listener. 1.00

00:15:22.600 Of course. 0.89

00:15:23.100 imagine like like honey listen to the christmas cat episode that's all i need pick off there don't

00:15:28.460 tell me oh my god this is genius because the people like imagine like this because it's like

00:15:33.920 it's like just something they recommend i will be happy to see yeah and then it's going to be a

00:15:39.120 surprise my jaw's popping again comes so listen an inexpensive i want to say it's it's under 20

00:15:46.700 dollars it's the cosarx spray serum which i love high end it's gonna be the pat mcgrath divine skin

00:15:51.700 which is fun because you it's like after shave you feel like you know what i mean because it's

00:15:56.300 not in a it's not in a rose me too did you ever indulge in years ago and i i'm sure the product

00:16:03.560 still exists but for me oh if i smelled this the way i'd be brought back keels rose toner with the

00:16:10.200 floating roses oh yeah by the way you're just saying that can you smell it because i can took

00:16:15.380 me to new york being maybe 22 yeah oh on the essence remember creme decor were you a creme

00:16:20.640 Oh, that's the thick yellow.

00:16:22.800 That was one of the first things that I felt like an aspirational pull.

00:16:27.540 I like, okay, Vanity Toppers.

00:16:28.960 Wait, this is a fun game.

00:16:30.160 Oh, my God.

00:16:30.440 Imagine someone got a full vanity for their lover or friend or friend.

00:16:36.500 Vanity Topper.

00:16:37.600 Let's talk about Vanity Toppers.

00:16:38.400 Anything from Santa Maria Novella.

00:16:40.980 And they do a rose spritz that I don't think is very expensive.

00:16:43.540 I want to look at how much it is right now.

00:16:45.420 By the way, you know what I just got?

00:16:46.680 Sephora.

00:16:48.040 Oh, yeah.

00:16:48.280 Bring it up.

00:16:49.260 Oh, my God.

00:16:49.820 This is great news.

00:16:50.640 Oh, it's ruined.

00:16:51.300 Okay.

00:16:51.600 It could be $60.

00:16:53.100 I got YSL.

00:16:53.780 The Aqua Duros.

00:16:55.520 Ooh.

00:16:56.380 Because it was recommended, and I go, yeah, I'd love to have, I'd like to have a little bit of a fashion brand mixed into the makeup.

00:17:04.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:17:04.640 Yeah, yeah, of course.

00:17:05.260 That's like.

00:17:07.000 Really quickly, I'm seeing a shocking price, which is on Amazon, apparently.

00:17:10.440 Jesus.

00:17:11.120 You can get Santa Maria Novella Rosewater for $44.

00:17:14.040 I feel like this is knockoff.

00:17:14.980 You got to be careful.

00:17:15.700 I don't, I don't, I don't trust that.

00:17:17.120 Be very careful.

00:17:17.500 I don't trust that.

00:17:18.140 if it's too good to be true i mean lindstrom lindstrom is vanity topper because that is a

00:17:24.360 heavy bottle and the body galaxy lindstrom would be that's a real very high-end gift item yeah

00:17:31.380 yeah yeah if somebody's got deep pockets that is a gift yeah that's a real onyx bottle here's a

00:17:38.080 huge question this was like something i would love to like ask my mother for for christmas

00:17:41.860 like when i was like well probably always but it's like brushes i know a makeup brush a makeup like

00:17:49.000 a set of makeup brushes is there anything more joyful like who is who's king of brush bk or

00:17:55.220 whatever the belief of who you're gonna be when you have a clean set of brushes oh the idea like

00:18:01.260 the fantasy of the brush use okay interesting i didn't i have never heard of them yeah i remember

00:18:07.320 but you know when you hear certain companies like they make the best brushes like i feel like um

00:18:11.640 You don't have any associations with that?

00:18:12.940 Like Bobby Brown makes the best brushes?

00:18:14.520 Oh, brushes less.

00:18:15.980 Kevin O'Kwan.

00:18:17.440 My favorite eyelash curler right now is the Chanel one.

00:18:20.120 Interesting, because, you know, there's classically one eyelash curler that always made it onto, like, it was like this is the one.

00:18:26.180 Yeah.

00:18:26.620 Yeah.

00:18:27.840 I thought it was Shishido.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, I'm saying it wrong.

00:18:29.900 You're saying Shishido peppers.

00:18:31.240 I'm saying Shishido.

00:18:33.860 Okay.

00:18:35.080 Wait.

00:18:35.760 I'm getting excited, too.

00:18:36.600 I want to talk about moisturizers, because I feel kind of all over the place right now with moisturizers.

00:18:40.340 I have my Dew Skin gel, which sometimes if I forget because I do my serums.

00:18:43.980 Oh, here's a big announcement.

00:18:45.560 Okay.

00:18:46.080 The Avene Retinol Cream I've been using per recommendation.

00:18:50.040 And then you brought up, Joanna Chek said, put retinol on cream.

00:18:53.820 Well, let me tell you, because I actually want to bring that up to you.

00:18:56.200 What was that?

00:18:57.120 Oh, Environ.

00:18:57.860 Environ.

00:18:58.620 She was amazing, whispering over me about how vitamin A turns into whatever that turns into whatever.

00:19:03.780 I don't know.

00:19:05.280 I think it's this one, but I don't know.

00:19:06.600 But Environ.

00:19:07.760 That's got to get in the mix, okay?

00:19:09.520 just let me see their quality she wouldn't recommend them otherwise and she's like wait

00:19:14.720 i recognize it i recognize this a dermatologist office has this no yes really youth essential

00:19:20.260 138 what is it serum that one is a oh my god i'm getting microneedling on friday finally 0.86

00:19:29.740 all right listeners may remember i had to move my appointment yes and and fuck no i'm not here

00:19:34.500 just imagining the dream before the after i just want to think about the bundle the the oh my god

00:19:40.380 imagine imagine i'm just sorry someone someone doing a christmas miracle for their friend who's

00:19:46.420 also a listener or something they go i got you all the vanity toppers oh they go don't order

00:19:50.820 anything out of the thing because i'm ordering for you i'm just saying my god i mean moisturizer

00:19:54.540 though oh right sorry okay okay instant angel the dew skin so that is one of those how would you

00:20:00.660 know those it's like a certain kind of emollient goes into those very small containers right that

00:20:09.040 are like well this is like a tube no i mean it i mean the tube but like the kind that crinkles

00:20:13.740 oh yeah it's like it feels like aluminum but not really yeah medley like there's such a specific

00:20:18.720 it is those kinds of i mean i think so remember i don't speak french so i can't say embrolis

00:20:25.480 whatever yeah like it feels like they were like to that adjacent yeah exactly but i'm just saying

00:20:30.480 vanity top is like because what are the things like that you want to visually see to me a glorious

00:20:35.900 set of brushes is one you know what i'm interested in getting a recommendation for other than bespoke

00:20:41.340 you're doing you're doing a tray you're doing whatever you know you know what's missing actually

00:20:45.520 from the marketplace i'll say truly beautiful vanity makeup holders there's a cheap as hell

00:20:54.540 ones then there's this other when you try to google it there's this other brand that's like

00:20:59.920 really cheap but looks good and so you're like i don't know what's happening here for brushes

00:21:03.920 for brushes for makeup for whatever if it's out if it's out oh my god imagine by the way we

00:21:09.780 imagine if we designed like like vanity stuff

00:21:14.320 to go on someone's vanity to hold the makeup to hold this like imagine how beautiful we picked it

00:21:20.980 out what are you not are you thinking about something i think i'm dehydrated

00:21:25.340 i have not had enough water today i think i'm also releasing here we hang on back in a moment

00:21:37.440 let's play it out like like let's give them a real deal like with the code berlant novak you

00:21:43.760 You get 25% off.

00:21:47.120 Okay, 10.

00:21:48.480 Of Winger.

00:21:49.320 Of one, what's that?

00:21:50.840 I made it up.

00:21:51.800 It's a fake product.

00:21:52.600 Sounds real.

00:21:53.280 Winger?

00:21:53.820 What do you think it would be?

00:21:55.140 I don't know about that one.

00:21:55.640 Financial services?

00:21:56.780 Oh, yeah.

00:21:58.000 These are going to be long.

00:21:59.080 These are going to be 30 seconds.

00:22:00.100 These are going to be 60 seconds.

00:22:01.180 Big ads.

00:22:01.340 These are going to be hell on earth.

00:22:03.140 You're going to have to skip, skip, skip.

00:22:04.500 So you're going to want to pay $5 a month, folks, to bypass all these ads.

00:22:08.080 You are going to want to get the hell out of here.

00:22:08.620 Because they're going to be coming in fast.

00:22:09.680 $5 a month for the out-of-pocket plan.

00:22:12.640 Get over there.

00:22:13.760 And get over there quick, and you're going to get a bonus episode as well.

00:22:17.940 And here we go again.

00:22:20.960 Oh, by the way, hello, I just pulled out.

00:22:23.700 By the way, you're off of it, but I'm still completely addicted to Element.

00:22:26.620 I'm on Superior.

00:22:29.240 Similar.

00:22:30.640 Well, Superior, watermelon, what's your favorite flavor?

00:22:34.160 So salty.

00:22:35.540 Yeah.

00:22:36.600 Superior's not salty.

00:22:37.840 Okay, this is interesting.

00:22:39.800 I was sold this in Sephora.

00:22:40.760 What did you get?

00:22:41.060 I was sold this in Sephora.

00:22:42.140 these two like foundation sticks

00:22:44.240 in a pinch

00:22:44.840 whoa

00:22:47.020 is one bronzer

00:22:47.860 yeah

00:22:48.380 oh my god let me see

00:22:49.020 what's the brand

00:22:49.400 what's the brand

00:22:49.880 getting excited

00:22:51.020 plasma

00:22:51.400 can I see something

00:22:52.440 I overheard the guy saying

00:22:54.200 now I'm going but

00:22:54.840 I'm like is that really what he used

00:22:57.380 because it

00:22:57.700 oh

00:22:59.020 wait okay

00:23:00.520 are we talking makeup

00:23:01.360 let's talk makeup

00:23:02.200 Pat McGrath mascara

00:23:03.900 is my current favorite

00:23:05.720 going out makeup

00:23:06.500 going out mascara

00:23:07.920 ILIA for every day

00:23:09.100 that's what I do

00:23:09.740 and milk has

00:23:10.880 disappeared on you?

00:23:12.240 I don't have mascara on right now.

00:23:13.640 Really?

00:23:14.340 Wait, wait, wait.

00:23:15.140 I mean, they look amazing.

00:23:15.480 Yeah, I do, I do, I do, I do.

00:23:17.120 So anyway, I know nothing.

00:23:18.780 I bought sight unseen, okay?

00:23:21.440 I bought this.

00:23:22.480 That's really amazing.

00:23:23.740 Because I overheard the guy saying,

00:23:28.860 you know, my favorite thing,

00:23:30.440 oh, it's designed for burn victims.

00:23:32.320 I don't know.

00:23:32.960 I'm like, again?

00:23:34.000 Everything's designed.

00:23:34.900 That's what they say about everything.

00:23:36.260 Not everything.

00:23:37.020 Augustinus.

00:23:37.580 This?

00:23:38.040 And this.

00:23:39.240 What's Bosma?

00:23:40.880 No clue. 0.96

00:23:41.620 The guy, wait, hold on.

00:23:43.100 The guy straight up said,

00:23:46.140 I'm looking for a little coverage,

00:23:49.300 rosacea, whatever.

00:23:51.560 Light formula.

00:23:52.500 And he's like, you know, get two.

00:23:54.320 He's like, if you want to like, not contour.

00:23:56.380 Oh.

00:23:56.980 But, so I'm always like, bronzer, like really?

00:24:00.880 And then he's like, he's like, went to put it here.

00:24:03.100 He's like, just shorten the forehead a little.

00:24:04.220 I don't want to shorten the forehead.

00:24:05.880 I like my big forehead.

00:24:07.620 He started to, I didn't accept it.

00:24:09.580 It's honestly a top, an expensive bronzing cream that I do enjoy is the Chanel.

00:24:16.400 It comes in a...

00:24:17.840 Well, as you know, historically...

00:24:20.080 What?

00:24:20.800 I mean, I told the story about the most beautiful eyeshadow I ever wore in my life.

00:24:24.000 It was liquid Chanel blue.

00:24:26.260 Always trying to get back there. 0.73

00:24:27.660 Bronzer?

00:24:28.020 I don't know what it's called. 0.73

00:24:28.560 It's a bronzing cream that Chanel makes.

00:24:30.620 Westman Atelier.

00:24:31.740 I have their bronzer.

00:24:33.580 Wait, so let's do it.

00:24:35.200 What?

00:24:35.760 Let's...

00:24:36.320 So, okay.

00:24:36.840 Can you gift makeup?

00:24:39.580 Not really.

00:24:41.280 A few things, but arguably, is it?

00:24:43.080 Maybe a fun lipstick.

00:24:45.240 I don't know.

00:24:46.900 You know what you can gift?

00:24:48.380 Clinique Black Honey, because it looks good on everyone, as they say.

00:24:52.340 I think that Say makes a really nice brown lip liner called Tease.

00:25:00.640 I have to say.

00:25:01.600 Wait, there was another one you were working with.

00:25:03.740 I'm really in. 0.95

00:25:05.060 There was a new brown Say I thought you were working with. 1.00

00:25:07.260 Well, yeah, this slutty Say. 1.00

00:25:09.240 Yeah. 0.91

00:25:09.440 I have to say, I love these lip glosses.

00:25:12.140 Oh, yeah.

00:25:12.580 So shiny.

00:25:13.200 In a pinch. 0.99

00:25:14.040 I look like I'm sweating out my fucking. 0.99

00:25:16.100 I don't know. 0.99

00:25:16.560 It looks glowy and nice to me.

00:25:17.720 In a wet horse.

00:25:18.020 In a pinch.

00:25:18.960 Look, the other day, I literally go, I'm going to grab some some lipstick colors to test out.

00:25:23.240 Glossier?

00:25:23.820 What is it?

00:25:24.100 No, Sephora brand.

00:25:25.420 I went over like.

00:25:26.620 Oh, yeah.

00:25:27.180 Sephora brand is not like they've got it all.

00:25:29.780 You know what I mean?

00:25:30.260 So I go like, let me grab some of that and just see, particularly because like testing 0.99

00:25:34.260 reds is so. 0.98

00:25:35.860 Whoa, that looks pretty, though.

00:25:37.420 Yeah, I know.

00:25:37.920 Put it on.

00:25:38.040 put it on live okay hold on hold your phone up to me i need something and i have to wipe off so

00:25:45.080 you know it's a huge part of my life also i wonder if people will identify with this okay this is

00:25:49.400 from earlier tillberry yeah all right look this is from earlier see that it's my whole life

00:25:54.400 blotting always i'm always in a pinch i go run to soar anyway that's just lip gloss okay i'm scared

00:26:03.520 And what's this?

00:26:05.400 Poor blur or something?

00:26:06.780 That's my, like, down to the bone.

00:26:08.640 Oh, my God, Kate, how vile.

00:26:10.960 I know, I know.

00:26:11.980 Different brand in there.

00:26:13.920 I know.

00:26:14.520 Used.

00:26:15.480 Very used.

00:26:17.240 Is the other side a mirror?

00:26:18.760 Go for it.

00:26:20.020 Yeah.

00:26:22.920 Did you buy all this today?

00:26:25.000 No, that is my known.

00:26:29.760 You know who makes gorgeous lipsticks?

00:26:31.780 Pat McGrath.

00:26:32.560 Here's what I'm going to do.

00:26:36.500 This is like an ADD thing where you're being watched

00:26:42.620 and suddenly you do it like you never do it.

00:26:55.160 Is there something on the...

00:26:56.300 Oh, never mind.

00:26:58.120 Cap lost already?

00:26:59.020 I got confused.

00:26:59.580 am i get ready with me like like like like okay

00:27:05.360 so this is kind of a orangey red

00:27:12.080 do we have the same color do we have similar coloring don't we i have a little more like

00:27:18.500 i feel like orange doesn't look good on me 0.90

00:27:19.980 see this is the thing if i follow my actual lip line it is that fucking pointy okay see what i'm 0.91

00:27:27.800 saying i saw a picture of myself and i go but no one believes it filler needed triple the size 0.76

00:27:36.640 really i mean not really but my my thing fell there's also a question of what do you think

00:27:45.400 you look good in right i'm sure i mean the sweatshirt also the laura mercier laura mercier

00:27:53.060 What are people thinking?

00:27:53.720 The loose powder.

00:27:54.700 I love it.

00:27:55.080 Translucent loose powder.

00:27:57.340 I'm like, what do we think?

00:27:58.740 It looks great.

00:27:59.320 I mean, Red Lip Stink always looks good to me.

00:28:01.340 It's going to be a little store.

00:28:02.440 I'm going to get it all in a little store, and it's going to be pretty.

00:28:04.600 Okay?

00:28:04.840 It's going to be pretty squares with pretty photos, maybe.

00:28:07.300 Maybe it'll be us in the photo.

00:28:10.400 I don't know.

00:28:10.760 But here's what I'm saying.

00:28:11.940 Here's what I'm saying.

00:28:12.440 Okay?

00:28:12.720 Gift guide.

00:28:13.260 Right?

00:28:13.880 Because we've only done skincare, and not everyone.

00:28:16.720 Home.

00:28:17.460 Home goods.

00:28:17.920 We need to cover some other areas.

00:28:18.460 I've got it.

00:28:18.940 And fast.

00:28:19.460 Right now, the things that, I mean, Breville, Bambino, obviously always.

00:28:22.900 Yeah.

00:28:23.940 You don't have a Breville Bambino.

00:28:25.420 Not yet.

00:28:26.300 I'm paralyzed in indecision.

00:28:28.720 Okay, home.

00:28:29.440 And don't forget, you have to get the proper grinder.

00:28:32.140 I know.

00:28:33.900 What do I have?

00:28:34.640 Okay, you want to know what's in my home section that I started to develop?

00:28:38.680 My Cozy Earth All-Season Silk Comforter.

00:28:42.200 Not a cheap item, folks.

00:28:43.220 What's the deal with Cozy Earth?

00:28:45.340 I always was advertised that it was Oprah's favorite.

00:28:47.840 it. Okay. But this is, listen, listen to me closely. And I know I've talked about this

00:28:51.460 before. It's filled with silk. I think the fibers in the inside, not feathers, not the

00:29:01.120 fibers on the inside of the, the fill, the fill. Oh, no, it's a, it's a comforter. So

00:29:09.340 imagine a down comforter is filled with down feathers. How much is it? Jesus. You're not

00:29:14.140 even going to fucking believe it. 600? Yeah. Oh wait. Oh my God. Wait. 0.99

00:29:17.840 it can't have always been this what oh no because they're selling it on anthropology that's why it's

00:29:23.800 confusing what's it i didn't spend this much what i say the king is eight eight nine

00:29:28.680 let me see this okay wait let me open it up on their site okay cozy earth but i will say it's

00:29:35.360 the one i've described like i feel like there's dollops of sour cream on me somehow oh my god

00:29:39.560 Cozy earth, silk, comforter.

00:29:44.680 So I put that in there.

00:29:47.180 What else are we trying to put in our store?

00:29:49.400 Bambino?

00:29:50.480 I really have to say I love the parachute bathrobe.

00:29:54.820 They're different kinds.

00:29:56.020 Okay, because I'm in the market for a bathrobe.

00:29:57.780 I got one for my sweetheart last year and they just got me one.

00:30:01.100 Really?

00:30:01.720 Mm-hmm. 0.98

00:30:02.600 Because I was always wearing theirs.

00:30:04.180 Okay, parachute.

00:30:04.700 I love it so much.

00:30:05.700 Is it waffle?

00:30:06.520 Is it jersey?

00:30:07.100 It's not waffle.

00:30:07.860 It's like...

00:30:09.180 Oh, like a linen-y?

00:30:11.660 Yeah, but it's so soft.

00:30:13.280 Okay, what else is key in the home?

00:30:15.260 Well, we do tend to gift, we've both gifted our mother's caraway.

00:30:20.760 Yeah, chopping, boards.

00:30:22.960 And the storage and the whatever. 1.00

00:30:24.960 Great Jones makes some pretty pots. 0.99

00:30:27.420 Great Jones sure does. 1.00

00:30:28.640 My pink Dutch baby.

00:30:31.780 Gorgeous.

00:30:32.960 Okay, what else is good?

00:30:33.920 What do we like?

00:30:35.200 What about a John Darien whatever?

00:30:38.020 Like, what?

00:30:38.480 I was trying to look, and I was like, what are the things that you would get from him?

00:30:44.040 The Christmas stuff.

00:30:45.580 All the little things.

00:30:47.120 Specifically Christmas.

00:30:48.700 Yeah, but also just year-round.

00:30:50.080 Yeah, like what?

00:30:50.940 Like a paperweight?

00:30:52.340 No, like more like...

00:30:54.060 Little stuff, right?

00:30:54.940 Yeah.

00:30:55.840 Interesting.

00:30:56.460 Okay, maybe if you find something that could land in a gift guide.

00:30:59.640 Okay, what about food-based gifts?

00:31:01.180 Oh, my God.

00:31:02.020 I mean, I think the Momofuku...

00:31:04.720 A Palofuku.

00:31:06.560 Three.

00:31:07.460 oh yeah three spice thing is a good gift i've given that before a pallet of kawaias why not

00:31:12.840 get yeah why not get a frog hollow farm olive oil bottle or a box of fruit to someone you love

00:31:18.860 oh well i will put if i can into our store our merch

00:31:22.260 my book how to weep in public for your depressed friend i mean yeah well uh i'll put anything like

00:31:28.240 that in obviously um what do we like to drink out of what do we like to eat out of what kind

00:31:35.840 of curtains do we like? These are gifts. Throw. Oh, I like the Paris fake fur. I don't know if

00:31:41.740 that's how you say it. I like that. I was gifted a very luxurious Jenny Kane throw. Really? Yeah.

00:31:47.800 Cashmere? Yeah. Well, I wear, you know, my mother has gifted me a couple of Jenny Kane

00:31:54.120 sweaters over the years. Remember when I accused you of, I was like, were we gifted that? Yeah.

00:31:59.000 Did Jenny Kane come through? Yeah. Not yet. We're going to post some more gifts. I know,

00:32:04.740 but I'm just saying it's December 17th for these people. God damn. This was already more than we've 1.00

00:32:10.760 ever done. That's true. We've never done this. In all our years. I know. In all our years.

00:32:14.980 Oh wait. Pallet of Celsius. I'll give you, I'll tell you what my other, yeah. I'll tell, imagine

00:32:18.660 Pallet of Celsius. Imagine what, I'll tell you what my other things were. Skincare recent raves.

00:32:22.840 That was an idea for like the most recent shit that like hasn't stood the test of time yet, but 0.86

00:32:26.360 like we're excited about. I did a travel section, which like I put in my suitcase that I use,

00:32:31.920 the Briggs-Riley. Oh, Kitchen. I've got Wooden Spoon Herb, the fire cider that I love. Oh, yeah.

00:32:36.960 Oh, yeah. I put in the Bambino already. I put in the huge Malden. Malden. Sea Salt Flakes. 0.81

00:32:44.980 I threw Magic Mind in there. I'd like to get back on that. Oh, what do you think about? I mean,

00:32:50.280 I did do just almost for my own personal use a unitard roundup because that's important to me.

00:32:54.640 But I don't know that people really want that. I only own two unitards. I know. Oh, I wrote Drink

00:32:59.000 up and i put perfect amino in there i don't know if i mean the right kind of the right kind of

00:33:04.140 household you don't just give someone perfect amino but if you and like your partner listen to

00:33:09.840 listen to you know us you've heard us talk about it oh and then big gets i put in the higher dose 0.99

00:33:16.100 on a blanket this is like big shit oh yeah i put in the higher dose pmf mat which i live on as you 0.90

00:33:20.720 know that's on my couch and i sit on it all day i really need to get in with that hair care faves 0.98

00:33:26.300 I put in the whey detangler.

00:33:28.880 I've been using wow spray.

00:33:30.500 Oh, yeah.

00:33:30.860 People really like that for curls.

00:33:32.800 And then I need you to tell me which perfect amino to get.

00:33:35.340 I'm seeing flavors.

00:33:36.700 Yeah, I get flavors.

00:33:37.800 Vanilla?

00:33:38.240 Chocolate?

00:33:38.840 No, I get like the berry.

00:33:41.240 Because you put it in water?

00:33:42.680 Mm hmm.

00:33:43.560 You have to follow your heart on flavor because like, yeah, it's not good.

00:33:47.780 Yeah, but it's worse than other things.

00:33:50.500 I still think better to get flavor.

00:33:52.600 Suddenly having like a so like been dying to do this for years.

00:33:56.300 and then suddenly having internal panic that, like, I'm an artist.

00:34:01.300 Oh, I know.

00:34:02.280 Like, I'm an artist. 0.99

00:34:02.960 What the fuck am I doing? 0.99

00:34:04.180 I know what we're doing. 1.00

00:34:04.700 Screaming about products.

00:34:06.000 I know.

00:34:06.580 But all things can be held.

00:34:09.320 That's true.

00:34:09.600 That's why I'm bringing it up to the surface.

00:34:10.840 I'm going, what just happened?

00:34:12.040 I know, I know.

00:34:12.800 I'm going to go, oh, my God.

00:34:14.340 And the links, like.

00:34:16.140 I know, I link him.

00:34:17.060 I know, I know.

00:34:17.800 Affiliate code.

00:34:19.280 I know. 1.00

00:34:19.760 We're whores. 1.00

00:34:21.220 Desperate whores. 1.00

00:34:22.660 But can you blame us? 1.00

00:34:23.380 I don't own a home.

00:34:24.560 You know what I mean?

00:34:26.300 what do you mean like you know we're still we're still hustling is my point 0.99

00:34:30.700 oh my god don't i fucking know so you know what fuck it yeah millionaire grind set yeah i will 0.99

00:34:36.000 yeah oh my god so trillionaire grind set i mean let's get real yeah people shop at christmas time 0.99

00:34:45.240 and it's fun for the whole thing okay so can you imagine if i go i know i'm an artist

00:34:51.240 Buy a yo-yo for a friend.

00:34:53.120 Well, yeah.

00:34:54.100 Yeah.

00:34:54.640 Well, a toy is a classic.

00:34:55.800 You know, it's a nice gift.

00:34:56.980 I recently got one for Chris, my lover of 15 years.

00:35:01.780 You know, the magic, like the magic, the clear magic wand that just has the color of the stars.

00:35:06.540 Those are gorgeous.

00:35:07.520 The big one.

00:35:08.920 Ooh, ooh, that's a great gift.

00:35:10.420 Big one's beautiful if you want to do big magic.

00:35:11.860 That's a great gift.

00:35:12.740 Well, one of the most glorious things a book.

00:35:14.840 Okay, a book under the tree.

00:35:15.860 Book wrapped up.

00:35:16.560 Heaven.

00:35:17.140 Beautiful.

00:35:17.720 Elegant.

00:35:18.300 Wait, I want to recommend...

00:35:21.020 the surrey sustainable electronic toothbrush in which our color is really yeah which has really

00:35:28.360 elevated my experience dental life you know we're we are being gifted we need to make a move on fast

00:35:36.340 proclaim i told you we're us us and our people are getting it i know go in it's going to floss

00:35:42.020 all our teeth at once with water but in like i can't believe it we got to get in there that's

00:35:46.740 big that's a big deal yeah how does it do it i know it's a mold no but where's the water come

00:35:51.300 from it comes so imagine a mold with a tiny little hole and you fill it with water i think it's like 0.97

00:35:56.640 a water flosser yeah yeah you go when you let it fall out oh shit i always think these are fun 0.97

00:36:03.600 these are cheap and fun the klein never seen them i'm humiliated yeah oh it's like a tool pouch yeah 0.84

00:36:10.660 from 1857 i love pouches yeah what do you think about this this is a good look okay if you really

00:36:16.700 want to up your gift giving you let's just say you're filling the tree for someone you do a few

00:36:22.880 items that are wrapped where the thing the wrapping is also the gift like or it's part of

00:36:28.180 the gift so like you want to elevate you've gotten something and you're wrapping it you wrap it in

00:36:34.120 one of those pouches oh yeah like that's the wrapping put a few things under there that are

00:36:38.040 not in paper wrap you could put some skin products in a klein pouch exactly okay that's beautiful and

00:36:44.000 you could still tie a ribbon around it of course a reusable ribbon then certainly you know well

00:36:51.140 we have to wrap up today is december 17th i believe i know we are loving the muse line

00:36:57.120 it's beautiful please if you're paying up this year where you get bonus bonus bonus

00:37:03.440 we are getting deep with the muse line you don't want to miss this folks yeah this is poetry this

00:37:08.660 is this is it's it's honestly the episodes are the top shelf yeah top shelf he's almost like oh

00:37:18.400 god we gotta we gotta bring that over here you know yeah yeah like our public facing our public

00:37:22.960 facing we're trash yeah yeah and then private is where we're artists yeah damn it's fine yeah 0.96

00:37:28.400 not worried people survive worse how about some lumify eye drops which i'm detoxing from not 0.98

00:37:33.880 under myself. I use them every day. What, under the

00:37:35.920 tree? I'm just a little stocking

00:37:37.920 stuffer. It's a stocking stuffer.

00:37:39.920 Rapid fire stocking stuffer.

00:37:41.860 Okay, Lumify eye drops.

00:37:44.100 Drunk elephant lip

00:37:45.260 chapstick. Oh, you know what?

00:37:48.240 Eight pack of tweezers.

00:37:49.940 Have a tweezer everywhere. Oh, yeah.

00:37:51.840 Okay, just a tweezers in the car, tweezers in the whatever.

00:37:53.800 Not wearing my tweezers. I'll think about that one.

00:37:56.740 I know I've got all sorts of

00:37:57.940 small things that I

00:38:00.000 like and enjoy in a life.

00:38:02.020 Alright, so

00:38:03.400 anyway yes in if you are signed up for a mailing list link in bio i always put the speak pipe thing

00:38:09.300 in there all right the muse line is open for inspirations poetry and more call in leave us

00:38:15.800 a message we'll go back to you at speakpipe.com slash berlant novak that's b-e-r-l-a-n-t-n-o-v-a-k

00:38:23.760 well christmas is here and we'll we'll uh we'll see you next week at uh on christmas eve

00:38:33.380 Christmas Eve episode.

00:38:34.900 How exciting.

00:38:37.660 Love you.

00:38:38.440 Love you.

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - January 06, 2025

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