Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - HARDLY RF LOLOL

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00:01:50.260 Yes, that was Poog, but this is huge. The ego loves to seek, but never to find. It was Berlant 0.89

00:01:56.680 and Novak the whole time. Morning Poog, Morning Poog. I love my podcast. I love having a podcast.

00:02:07.360 I'll sing this at the end again. I'll do it better. I realized Morning Glow from Pippin

00:02:11.180 could be huge for this podcast. And by the way, I want buttons like a radio show.

00:02:16.300 Never seen Pippin.

00:02:17.020 where you hit a button okay yeah i mean you wouldn't have had a chance to and you know

00:02:22.700 nothing against the we could get sound effects in that would be imagine having a button i mean

00:02:28.040 i'm straight that's the thing about morning poop i'm straight out of bed and then these clips go

00:02:32.500 on the internet and i go wow but i know well i was i was i mean in this day and age okay i mean

00:02:41.080 the puff the sheer the salt in the face from snacks before bed oh by the way you want to talk

00:02:46.920 about puff because i'm gonna come right in with something huge that i'm implementing oh a new life

00:02:52.100 wait is it the shark thing no wait what's that oh no because it turns cryo and cold and i was 0.96

00:02:58.640 about to use it because i'm no i have to wash all the shit out of my face right now or we're 0.99

00:03:03.600 fucked for the next hour all right give it to me listen listen to me listen to me since yesterday 0.99

00:03:09.900 i have changed my life in this way and i'm committing to a three-week protocol i cannot 0.99

00:03:16.100 fucking even imagine are you listening i need everyone across the seaboard i need everyone 0.73

00:03:20.300 to stop what they're doing pull their car over if you're driving it better not is it's a food 0.98

00:03:25.500 intolerance related what caperland is notoriously known for not having but but no listen i am

00:03:33.460 stopping all electrolytes i repeat i am stopping element i am stopping the salt are you i know

00:03:45.820 I know. I know. That's why I said pull over. I mean, I'm scared. Okay. Okay. It's been so

00:03:52.360 important to me, particularly in the last few days. Okay. Okay. No, honey, trust me. So first

00:03:59.460 I want to say. Are you talking about bloat? Are you talking about. I have been mainlining. Are

00:04:03.360 you talking about something else? I have been mainlining. I have been mainlining electrolytes

00:04:08.200 for a year plus, you know, and of course in the past, maybe every other day, whatever,

00:04:16.420 when I'm traveling, as we all know, I love element. I love the taste, whatever I go,

00:04:21.340 it's making me drink more water. And then I, and then I'm almost making, I go, I don't drink water

00:04:24.860 without it. That's been about the last, I'd say eight months or so really hardcore. Like,

00:04:29.540 I don't know when it happened that I was doing them kind of a lot. And then maybe the last eight

00:04:32.800 months it's like every day absolutely two packets a day easily and almost then getting kind of 0.98

00:04:39.360 braggadocious and like i don't even drink water without electrolytes because what's the fucking 0.85

00:04:42.380 point because if the salt's not there then you can't absorb it okay so so so so i was thinking 0.95

00:04:46.920 the same thing yesterday i was taking a glass of water going what's this for better stop this now

00:04:51.920 no i know i've been going i've been going water's bad unless there's electrolyte in there what am i 0.81

00:04:56.840 fucking doing it's scraping the sides particularly i mean filter the water filter the water once 0.90

00:05:01.760 you're living that lifestyle with the aqua true product product corner hag shop and i've got my 0.99

00:05:07.880 under the sink i've got my under the sink triple osmosis system which the water people who installed

00:05:13.660 it comically never respond to emails i'm like hello okay anyway the point is my god the point

00:05:19.620 is so listen life we all know in this life bodies change there are fluctuations there are moments

00:05:26.420 Okay. But I have to say the last few months I've been going, am I like, like, what's this? Like,

00:05:32.500 I've been feeling puffy, been feeling, you know, you always joke when I say blow.

00:05:36.300 You Google like electrolytes.

00:05:38.040 No, no, no. So, so I was kind of, I wasn't thinking about the electrolytes at all. And then

00:05:43.460 I follow this, um, this, I know I, but listen, I didn't get her from, okay. Instagram is fascinating.

00:05:52.100 I'll tell you exactly how I found this one. Cause I've got my influencers, by the way,

00:05:55.260 the ProMix protein bar, which I've been eating, which I love. I got that from like some influencer

00:06:01.100 I follow who has like 20,000 followers. She's not even big. It got pushed to me one day.

00:06:05.840 See, but she's targeted. She's pushing sales.

00:06:08.400 Oh, she got right to me. She was like, I love that when I'm craving a Rice Krispie Treat,

00:06:12.120 I have a ProMix bar. And I was like, what the fuck? And I ordered like a box, like a $40 box. 1.00

00:06:16.520 I go, I'm trying it. Fuck it. And now I love it. 1.00

00:06:18.540 Rice Krispie Treats are delicious. And I saw you eating one in front of me. Yeah.

00:06:22.060 And I go, no, it's a ProMix.

00:06:23.280 And then that same influencer is the one who had the flax meal porridge recipe that I started

00:06:28.380 making, and it hurt my stomach so much, I pulled over to the side of the road and thought

00:06:31.600 I had to call 911, and I texted Naomi, my coordinates.

00:06:33.820 I was like, I'm pulled over the side of the road here.

00:06:35.860 My stomach hurt so bad.

00:06:36.920 And then I look it up, and they're like, yeah, flax seed expands in your stomach to

00:06:40.160 the point of no return, and it will cause severe pain.

00:06:43.060 It wasn't, wait, just to be, it wasn't psyllium husk, was it?

00:06:48.180 And you're saying flax?

00:06:49.120 Okay, careful, folks.

00:06:50.380 No, no, no, flax seed.

00:06:51.840 And maybe I just have an allergy.

00:06:53.540 But was the whole porridge made of that? 1.00

00:06:57.200 Yes, bitch. 1.00

00:06:58.260 It was like flaxseed. 1.00

00:06:59.680 No, no.

00:06:59.980 It was like flaxseed with like a little shredded coconut and like some hemp seeds, like whatever.

00:07:06.020 And I was like, oh, I just love it.

00:07:07.540 I just love this stuff.

00:07:09.140 Unbelievable pain.

00:07:10.000 Imagine having a bowl of those seeds as you're –

00:07:13.180 No, no, no.

00:07:13.520 Imagine just the full seeds, right?

00:07:15.300 In a bowl.

00:07:15.800 That would be insane, right?

00:07:16.720 Yeah.

00:07:16.860 So, like, here's a teaspoon or a tablespoon of ground flax in my growl bowl.

00:07:23.600 Sure, sure.

00:07:24.360 A tablespoon, not four.

00:07:27.320 Anyway.

00:07:27.920 Yeah, more.

00:07:29.080 So then I was scrolling.

00:07:30.680 This is a while ago I was scrolling. 0.98

00:07:32.700 This looks like shit, but I think I need it. 0.97

00:07:34.400 All right. 0.99

00:07:34.820 And the Instagram and the algorithm feeds me this woman who is a Chinese medicine practitioner. 1.00

00:07:40.700 She's an acupuncturist.

00:07:41.460 I don't know fully the story, but if it showed me a video of her and she was talking about just like her like walking, she's like just talking about like how walking is everything and just like don't freak out over working out, whatever, like just walk, walk, walk, walk.

00:07:54.980 And I was like, I like this.

00:07:56.260 I can get behind this girl.

00:07:57.540 And then she makes a tea.

00:07:59.720 She has her own proprietary tea, which is like a digestive herbal tea, whatever.

00:08:05.640 I started DMing her. 1.00

00:08:07.480 Shout out to her tea.

00:08:08.880 Dr. Stolberg is her name.

00:08:10.500 And then I see proprietary, uh, recipe or proprietary.

00:08:14.940 I'm saying proprietary.

00:08:16.840 I don't, I'm just throwing that word around.

00:08:18.720 It's just like, she has a tea called rest and digest that she sells and it's that she

00:08:22.680 sells.

00:08:22.960 Yes.

00:08:23.160 Okay.

00:08:23.400 Yeah.

00:08:23.940 So I'm seeing, you know, the thing on Instagram where someone will just be like, people are

00:08:28.820 asking questions and they're answering the questions and stories.

00:08:31.220 Right.

00:08:32.140 Yeah.

00:08:32.580 And it's like, what do you wish people knew or something or something like that?

00:08:35.440 And she was like, I see a lot of abuse of electrolytes and, um,

00:08:40.500 yeah and she's like we really don't need to be taking in that much sodium i'm like excuse me

00:08:45.200 so then i dm her i go oh my god i've been mainlining she's like yeah she's like well

00:08:50.140 did you say mainlining to her no i don't think i use the word mainlining this right right like

00:08:54.580 could she handle the comedy of mainlining basically yeah but but i just was like i

00:08:59.840 she's like she goes well she was like well first of all i would just recommend two to three weeks

00:09:04.980 cut them out see how you feel see what happens she was like the truth is our diets contained

00:09:10.340 enough sodium to absorb water unless you're on an extreme low sodium diet. She was like,

00:09:15.400 our bodies are getting that amount of salt. And she's like, people are taking these packets that

00:09:20.960 have 800 to a thousand milligrams of sodium and they're taking them throughout the day and it's

00:09:28.000 causing water retention. And yeah. So let's just say, yeah. And I was like, there is something

00:09:36.140 that just intuitively sounds like right and then people and then she did a post about it because

00:09:41.160 people were freaking out and she was like i can't believe how much like people really don't know

00:09:45.180 about this or think about this and they're like well what about if i go to the sauna what about

00:09:49.200 she's like certain extreme athletes sure maybe they need a supplement with electrolytes she was 0.83

00:09:53.860 like the only point she was like if you are exercising to the point where you see salt

00:09:57.840 crystals on your skin that's hysterical she goes she's like then maybe she's obviously never heard

00:10:02.920 of it. Yeah. No, of course. And then she's like, then maybe, but probably half an electrolyte

00:10:07.580 packet. She's like, it's just too much sodium folks. So I'm, I'm implementing and I'm, and I'm

00:10:16.560 day one or today's day two. Of what is that? Pure water? It's just pure water, bitch. I'm terrified

00:10:25.480 for you. I was so scared. She said when, cause I also have a fresh box of my favorite flavor of

00:10:32.100 the element lemonade which i bought oh and i was like god damn it i know but listen i'll pay for

00:10:38.900 it i'll pay for it i'll buy it oh you're gonna give it you're gonna gift it i know no it's 0.87

00:10:43.540 staying no i'll give you some but it's staying in the closet because i know that i will drink

00:10:47.100 it eventually for whatever reason but who knows maybe i'm off the sauce i'm joking that's why

00:10:52.420 kate that's why i said pay i think it's the only way it's getting off of her no no no the lemonade

00:10:59.700 to me is like holy grail I would it's like that flavor right but that's why I said pay okay I can

00:11:06.000 order some myself but I will you think I would actually make you pay no I would insist no then

00:11:13.540 it would be strings free element by the way by the way do you know what I'm doing right now cry

00:11:19.120 out to the face now what careful fat loss all right hold on fine fine that's all we're getting

00:11:25.920 today well by the way i mean there's so much to cover have you tried this because i just want to

00:11:32.060 say i'm not trying to whatever but these are ice ass cold okay this is a feature proprietary ice

00:11:38.180 ass cold they are they're sweating yeah that's cool the under the eye no it's really cool yeah

00:11:43.700 that's the shark ninja cryo mask but i don't even know but yeah i don't even know i'm taking this

00:11:49.560 off because i mean look i'd wear this during the pod if it looked good stays i know the mask you

00:11:58.600 know what we need someone needs to invent something to keep a mask they have a gel mask on okay of 0.84

00:12:04.020 course they fucking yeah it just goes around the ear there's so much to say um i mean i'm sorry but 0.91

00:12:10.300 i do feel like i maybe left everyone hanging out to make my own personal drama everyone's drama but 0.99

00:12:15.620 what else is a podcast but my facial which i was talking about ad nauseum wait did you see my text

00:12:22.440 which oh no sorry it's making it oh no did you panic thinking like the text gave straight from

00:12:29.220 the mayo clinic reasons that i'm like was that was that medical panic i just saw okay no no

00:12:36.300 because i was laughing i want a mayo clinic sweatshirt yeah i was laughing okay i don't

00:12:41.020 know though it might bring you it might not be manifesting in the right way i don't think actually

00:12:45.120 you're right I think that's actually bad energy yeah yeah you're like my favorite stuffed animal

00:12:52.460 my favorite stuffed animal is is the one you get at the hospital yeah yeah so I feel my home with

00:12:58.080 those okay what my favorite text that I ever got from you was just was I hate medical oh

00:13:05.300 because you were like doing tests or whatever you were everything's fine but you were having

00:13:10.240 some medical thing and you were like i hate medical and i was like oh god i know it's i'm 0.99

00:13:16.660 gonna say it again health is fucking wealth is all it's the only wealth kiss the fucking ground 0.99

00:13:21.220 every day kiss the ground yeah yeah yeah um yeah yeah yeah wait wait but don't go back to your 0.99

00:13:26.260 facial because because oh i know what you mean about me being like it's about yesterday i i think

00:13:32.180 it was yeah because i don't know if you see how how funny it is i feel like you didn't see okay

00:13:37.940 there's a couple that's very funny no no that's me it's me reassurance seeking it's me reassurance

00:13:43.300 seeking okay so first of all in the most but but in the most like almost arguably to the abyss right

00:13:51.440 you have to explain okay i'm going to i'm going to so wait let me pull it off first of all let

00:13:56.020 me just say about this because i've had people friends reach out can i get in i hate to say this

00:14:02.900 she doesn't take clients she doesn't take new clients i weaseled my way yeah i've never had

00:14:08.720 you you've never gone to anyone who isn't already past their list you elbowed your way in the charm 1.00

00:14:14.040 okay you danced your your little ass okay you you fluttered it in like a little turkey with a tail 1.00

00:14:20.060 i know okay and i don't just mean your physical ass i mean your humor ass okay as well your 1.00

00:14:25.460 thank you thank you this this this borders on one of the actually one of the funniest things 0.99

00:14:32.980 you've ever you've ever done okay okay this actually almost as much as a whole time or

00:14:38.040 something you know what i mean okay okay okay so kate kate sends a video because what do we do

00:14:47.040 sends it to our gal who edits our social videos shout out kayla to kayla check out those carousels

00:14:54.620 unreal okay serious aficionado that's not even the right word of poog okay scholar whatever

00:15:02.380 point is kate sends a little video because we like to hey premium okay yeah hey premium exactly

00:15:09.420 send out in the newsletter there's a post that comes with every premium drop right you're getting 0.54

00:15:14.760 behind the scenes shit folks if you start paying up and there's little there's little photos there's

00:15:20.920 a recipe there's a link to to whatever okay that comes with every episode vulnerable video vulnerable 0.99

00:15:26.560 video where we go this is for the subs so so oh shit so this is a video of kate and her facialists

00:15:32.720 that in theory we're sending to kayla our social gal in order to do this right i texted to the

00:15:39.760 thread for for premium subscribers yeah yeah thank you okay yeah clarity okay so so oh right right

00:15:47.280 So I see a video come in and, and to be clear, like, and Kayla wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't disagree.

00:15:54.520 Okay.

00:15:55.080 Like we keep it pretty professional on like with, with Kayla, this is not like some ongoing beauty threat or something.

00:16:01.980 Right.

00:16:02.340 This is, this is like, no, no, no.

00:16:04.020 And also I just want to preface for, for context for anyone who somehow didn't listen to last week's episode.

00:16:09.260 I have been obsessing about this doing this um technique or this facial thing facial no downtime

00:16:17.000 whatever with this woman that my friend goes to but I was told that it does involve a very very

00:16:22.660 low amount of radio frequency and I've been terrified of radio frequency of it melting fat

00:16:26.860 in the face and so this woman you know is aware of my because I because I turned it down twice I

00:16:32.400 was like I'm really scared she was like do not be scared and my friend who's done it for years

00:16:36.400 who looks great is like don't be scared so i went in ready to do it since she's 19

00:16:41.440 you know like she looks great i know i know well she also is like a model and is 27 or whatever

00:16:46.680 so but but the point is so i'm in the chair and i'm i sent a video of myself with and don't you

00:16:53.800 think one of my sides of my face does look lifted oh wait you're doing a lifted not lifted is that

00:16:58.600 what you're doing also i'm also laying down wait i'm also laying down and yet no no no i i see it

00:17:10.380 but something's up we'll talk about that after okay oh the eyebrow i thought something's up

00:17:18.220 your eyebrow you thought the downsize was the upside yes but it's because i think it's a

00:17:22.960 fullness, a lifting, where the other one is hanging flat, okay? But also someone could say,

00:17:30.180 look, I really carved out this side, you know? Yeah, totally, totally, totally. This is a huge

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00:18:42.500 slash hacks for 25% off your first month. So just, just, just, this has been ongoing, right?

00:18:52.440 Kate sent a, like, she finally does the RF low frequency, whatever. And she's talking about it

00:18:57.840 for weeks on the podcast. What would you do? What would you do? Okay. Talking about for weeks. Okay.

00:19:02.820 I get a text after this is not even the one. This is where I need, where I'm like the Lexapro. I'm

00:19:06.720 like, fill the Lexapro prescription bitch. Cause I'm up in the night looping. You have it ready 1.00

00:19:11.280 to go i i will i i still haven't taken it it's probably still good oh no but you you have the

00:19:17.000 bottle no i got no no it's still at vons yeah i i don't have the bottle i'll say is my god getting

00:19:23.060 your getting your scripts at vons i gotta say that's got that's got a quality that's got a

00:19:27.640 there's something to that kate it's actually albertson slash save on i guess it keeps changing

00:19:32.380 yeah i didn't know you had that in you almost okay to go to like something so crass so vulgar

00:19:38.000 i mean i'd like it the old days target well no i actually this the savon pharmacy and alberson's 0.96

00:19:45.020 kicks my ass because they straight up like it's 1952 have a lunch break an hour lunch break at 12 0.57

00:19:51.220 to 1 where the entire pharmacy is shuttered a union job yeah and also i know i go god bless 1.00

00:19:56.680 i'm happy for them oh that is a pharmacy thing but i'm like no no no it's not i think if i worked at

00:20:02.840 a pharmacy i wouldn't want lunch it would just slow down the day okay i don't want to go into

00:20:07.400 They're open 24-7.

00:20:09.680 Also, I go, when do people go pick up their medications? 1.00

00:20:11.820 On their fucking lunch break. 0.99

00:20:13.180 What is this? 1.00

00:20:14.000 And I mean shuttered.

00:20:15.280 There's like a metal thing that goes around.

00:20:18.820 You go, we get it.

00:20:20.660 You're not available.

00:20:22.820 Well, I think that's also like to protect the pills from people like vaulting over to steal tretinoin. 1.00

00:20:32.900 A bunch of spa girls trying to steal tretinoin. 0.90

00:20:36.320 Okay.

00:20:37.400 yeah so but but yeah by the way lexapro reveal yes my doctor has been begging me to take lexapro

00:20:43.420 for years okay remember we all remember okay the morning kate was leaving paris deciding on

00:20:48.780 which hour train 11 30 or 12 30 and i was like kate it's time i was like it's really sweet you

00:20:55.480 were like i do think a little bit of lexapro would help with this because i was saying my doctor i

00:20:59.480 go yeah i'm up in the night looping i go but who doesn't and i go yeah you know and she's like yeah

00:21:03.760 I just, you know, could really help take the edge off. So I've been, so I was looping about

00:21:07.780 the RF facial in the night. Don't do it. Don't do it. You're going to melt your face. So then 0.98

00:21:12.080 I do it. I send this short video to the POOG social thread.

00:21:16.220 I'm sorry. I know you're trying to speed it up, but all I'm interested is slowing it down because

00:21:19.720 I have one other thing to say, which is the first just comedic piece. And this is not what I was

00:21:23.420 leading up to. It was just that right after you get the facial, okay, you send posts in it. And

00:21:29.580 I forget what you said, but it was in a spirit of like, look, I'm alive. Yeah. Yeah. Totally.

00:21:34.340 Exactly. And I was like, wait, like you weren't going to walk out of the place ruined. It's more

00:21:39.760 like, you know, long-term is to me, the whole like, don't do RF. It was more like long-term

00:21:44.400 use, you know, like, is this really what you want to be doing for your skin in the same way that

00:21:48.540 someone else might be like, you know, have some claim about some other thing. I know you said you

00:21:52.680 saw a post where a woman was sobbing, but it wasn't immediately following the RF. It's not

00:21:56.340 Like the fat falls out of your face in the office.

00:21:59.700 She sweeps it up.

00:22:00.600 Yeah, totally.

00:22:01.540 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:22:02.280 She mops it up.

00:22:03.180 I'm scared again.

00:22:04.240 Now I'm scared again.

00:22:06.200 Okay.

00:22:06.600 No, Kate, why?

00:22:08.040 Keep going.

00:22:08.480 Keep going.

00:22:08.920 Just keep going.

00:22:09.940 Okay.

00:22:10.420 First of all, doing it once, okay? 1.00

00:22:12.860 Well, by the way, bitch, I felt the heat. 1.00

00:22:14.600 You feel the heat on your face. 1.00

00:22:16.200 Yeah.

00:22:17.000 It's not hot.

00:22:18.060 It's like a little bit warm.

00:22:19.820 Like other things.

00:22:20.340 There's no pain.

00:22:20.720 You're fine.

00:22:21.440 Okay.

00:22:22.100 Point is, but why are you so committed?

00:22:24.280 Actually, this is funny.

00:22:25.020 for all the anxiety of this particular treatment.

00:22:27.720 Yeah, why am I doing it?

00:22:28.760 It's like, are you, oh, no, I have the answer.

00:22:31.360 You're doing it to fill your days, to have something to fixate. 1.00

00:22:34.280 No, shut up. 0.99

00:22:35.440 Fixate the anxiety. 0.99

00:22:36.560 I mean, versus take the stressor out.

00:22:38.660 Then you have to fixate on, you know, like your basement with the laundry

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00:22:45.340 No, I think it's just like I want, I don't know.

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00:24:06.760 By the way, the hideousness, right?

00:24:08.860 Like, okay, it's the 1950s.

00:24:11.060 Okay, or later because those women would hide it, let's just say. 1.00

00:24:14.060 okay but whatever you have a woman your wife whatever she's she's gorgeous okay okay and she 1.00

00:24:19.740 she's always doing her beauty treatments right and yeah yeah they're good okay but you constantly 0.93

00:24:25.460 see her in the home just like right yeah yeah like i was just doing this like there's a face 1.00

00:24:31.600 meaning hideousness of of the face is made while doing like the beauty treatments like washing 1.00

00:24:36.400 while doing it yeah like is it worth it you know like or if she was just being herself around the

00:24:41.420 house anyway so so it's not a new take but it is like you know the whole like unwrapping or whatever

00:24:47.500 what is it called in the morning people do the videos oh jesus they take off their castor oil

00:24:52.300 packs and these ruin i i have one i'm gonna have to share to the podcast yes i think i've talked

00:24:57.140 about her and it was like and that's when i i think that was what propelled my like two-week

00:25:01.420 instagram cleanse i was like i can't let these people into my life anymore yeah it's like i'm

00:25:05.120 hardly conscious waking up and it's when i'm going wake up with me and of course the the joke is that

00:25:09.900 she looks like unhuman, inhuman, like the amount of stuff all over and then taking it all off and

00:25:16.600 the products and she's doing her little morning potion and it just, it annihilates life. It's not

00:25:21.960 life. We can't live like this. Wait, I have a huge idea. I mean, it's not a huge idea, but I just had

00:25:26.800 a vision. Okay. Sorry. I really shouldn't sell something like this, but I just, my face went

00:25:32.460 away. You might've seen it. Okay. And I saw something which was just, so the get ready with

00:25:38.160 me, or not get ready, but the wake up with me, whatever. Okay. And you watch. Okay. And it's

00:25:42.380 all this stuff that's, that's okay. Now they're on their vibrating thing. Now they're doing their

00:25:47.280 whatever. Now they're moving the limb. Okay. Yeah. They're getting the red light exposure.

00:25:51.040 Now they're da, da, da. Okay. Rehydrating with the whatever. Right. They do the whole thing.

00:25:55.120 Now I just, I just saw it in my head. And I've done, I've sort of done a version of that when

00:25:59.360 I was like healing at my parents' house. Okay. Okay. After, you know, whatever, back that,

00:26:04.120 that time where i would meditate and work out do the whole thing but still this is more i was like

00:26:10.060 i had this vision so one thing after another and there's this piece and this like dare i say

00:26:14.820 dopamine okay okay we'll ever stop talking about but but going through the little things right

00:26:18.840 okay now what about what about this and then they go and that's my morning right or they go

00:26:23.240 and now i'm ready to start the day okay and you go there comes the existential panic okay just

00:26:28.900 just imagine the video keeps running she forgets to turn it off whatever okay her phone's still

00:26:32.640 okay now what yeah okay and then it's what what day if it's beauty fine okay but this idea that

00:26:42.340 you're actually like like getting yourself like ready for what in this healthful clear state

00:26:47.260 yeah yeah yeah it's like obviously getting ready to you know edit the video but well this is gonna

00:26:54.740 lead me this is the panic of the of the day oh this is gonna okay but we still have to do the

00:26:59.400 thing no no keep going i know i know the thing things okay because i know you're reading wait

00:27:04.760 don't bring out the book yet it's gonna take me away okay okay okay okay find a spot oh yeah yeah

00:27:09.500 okay i'm just gonna quickly because and i'm gonna talk about this later but i went into a used

00:27:12.520 bookstore i found some amazing books shout out to reverie you get spiritual and he used when you

00:27:16.640 get spiritual and he used it feels straight from god i'm not just gonna drop this in we're gonna

00:27:21.940 talk about later later latery reverie books book shop in echo park spiritual picked up this pima

00:27:28.620 that i'd never seen oh yeah um the wisdom of no escape and just listen to this you sent me the

00:27:33.200 cover talk about healed by a cover oh yeah i know i know you sent me go go it's real i know i know

00:27:38.120 the problem is that the desire to change is fundamentally a form of aggression toward

00:27:43.720 yourself the other problem is that our hang-ups unfortunately or fortunately contain our wealth

00:27:48.960 our neuroses and our wisdom are made of the same material um that might not exactly be the thing i

00:27:55.700 was going to read but just basically is that no no you i have the other thing you're going to read

00:27:59.980 but is it pima i just want to make sure or it's pema okay because i always yeah i had pema in my

00:28:06.520 head i think it is pema and i say pema because pema makes it smaller it makes a smaller like

00:28:12.660 cuter name which pema is a much more like gravitas it's almost like yeah you start with pema it's

00:28:18.180 almost like you like you bring her in the door as pema like you you don't overwhelm something

00:28:22.500 you're like read a little pima okay yeah yeah and then they're scared and then it's like yeah 0.78

00:28:28.100 you're not the next level it's pema now okay okay okay okay so point is we keep it business-like

00:28:36.960 okay on this particular thread because we got a lot of threads it's on a kiki thread yeah this

00:28:41.460 is whatever okay it's it's like yep that clip's good whatever or whatever you know remove that

00:28:47.320 don't want the magic going away okay and keep it i'm laughing because it is important context okay

00:28:51.920 so it really is like like yeah like it's a very admin it's a very just like admin and so so kate

00:29:00.680 shoots the video over you know workflow real quick so quick right just for subs right for subs

00:29:06.840 as in for premium subscribers right and then kayla just just admin okay needs to know

00:29:15.860 what treatment this is for reference because what what okay it's just for jobs and it's cake going

00:29:22.820 all the video is is lifted not lifted lifted not lifted okay yeah so she's going oh is this

00:29:28.860 the treatment you got and have been talking about for three weeks in the podcast essentially so all

00:29:32.580 she writes admin style is this is the rf right the rf as in the one you've been talking about

00:29:38.760 for weeks and i know the entire context is is what she's essentially saying yeah yeah yeah kate

00:29:44.320 kate replies all caps hardly rf lolol just to see that a minute are you serious this is like i was

00:29:55.380 taken over by my emotions i don't even remember okay okay that's crazy okay no okay no like

00:30:01.420 hardly rf lol lol lol it's basically the beauty sandwich facial but it's her special version

00:30:08.140 there's no name dot dot dot uh uh what okay okay literally literally re-explaining like

00:30:16.360 kayla knows first of all i'm reassurance this is why i'm going this was incantation to the self

00:30:22.040 okay but but but this wasn't this was an incantation okay okay the kayla was brought

00:30:29.680 into and just oh okay gotcha which very kind of kayla you know what i mean not to go oh my god

00:30:35.500 No, I know.

00:30:36.120 Okay.

00:30:36.600 Okay.

00:30:36.940 She would never.

00:30:37.820 Okay.

00:30:38.160 Okay.

00:30:38.380 Point is, point is, the hardly RF, LOL, LOL, to a room of dermatologists.

00:30:45.940 Okay.

00:30:46.500 It was, I immediately screen grabbed, you know, screen grabbed, cropped, and sent it.

00:30:52.460 We'll have it for the subs.

00:30:53.580 Because.

00:30:54.040 We'll have it for the subs.

00:30:55.040 You've got, it's like you've gotten to the point in self incantation, you know, self

00:31:00.520 assurance, right?

00:31:01.820 Where you've moved from nervously saying it.

00:31:04.620 Okay.

00:31:04.860 Okay.

00:31:05.500 to cackling, right?

00:31:07.680 You've moved to the...

00:31:09.160 No one works.

00:31:10.480 You're like, you're like, you're like,

00:31:12.380 you're like,

00:31:13.200 plane's never gone down through the turbulence.

00:31:15.080 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:31:23.160 They're like, they're like, was this the turbulence?

00:31:25.440 Was this when you were afraid a plane was going to crash?

00:31:27.940 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:31:30.420 Yeah, that's the clip.

00:31:33.700 It's, it's...

00:31:35.180 it's like lol is you'll float lol is flying around i know and you you brought an extra

00:31:43.420 i have to take off my sweatshirt i'm laughing so hard huge by the way that's a classic berlant

00:31:48.100 novak lawyer sweatshirt incredible merch incredible merch um okay well that's really funny

00:31:55.240 by the way we're gonna try to get some re-ups because i heard that the poog hat was sold out

00:32:00.060 since christmas okay yeah and did we get to learn about that from the company sure didn't of course

00:32:05.480 not a year a year of no hats also water bottles anyway anyway guys just stay tuned the classic

00:32:11.120 we're on it we're gonna get on it okay jerusalem next year that is that is what our merch is

00:32:16.840 what's that sorry sorry okay it's like um we're gonna make it through this year

00:32:23.900 if you kill me i don't know i don't know the reference but then i i think i think it was

00:32:28.260 biblical originally like you know next year in jerusalem vibe whatever i don't know but but it's

00:32:32.600 um naomi would know if you don't want to ask them oh i know they just left for the gym to make it

00:32:38.380 through this year if it kills me it's um um okay anyway sorry okay wait i've got i've got

00:32:43.460 all right sorry sorry i'm sorry with morning food i can't take it anymore it's too fun

00:32:49.520 morning is huge for the podcast i've got news for you sweetie by the way you know here's what's so

00:32:54.660 funny. And the listener, the eavesdroppers should know this. We've been doing the podcast for what,

00:32:59.560 five years? I think it was nine, 10. This is only our second week. This is only our second week of

00:33:09.120 ever having scheduled recordings in five years. It sounds made up. They won't believe it. This

00:33:15.800 is the first time we go, how about we do, we just say, hey, Poog, and obviously, you know,

00:33:20.000 subject to change, life comes up, whatever. But let's just try to lock in. We'll individually

00:33:24.740 schedule around. Pencil weekly. We go standing. It's standing res, but it's standing record.

00:33:30.860 Yeah. Let's do 9 a.m. Tuesdays and Fridays. No, Tuesdays and Fridays. Five years we haven't done

00:33:38.220 that. It's been too scary. I mean, it is the funniest. And by the way, don't you feel held

00:33:43.080 by the schedule? Don't you feel free? Well, this is the joke, okay? This is the joke of the literal

00:33:48.620 century okay is it was the answer i i do not have a problem with a regular schedule do you understand

00:33:56.180 it's it's it's i mean to even talk about this on the pod is so next level okay because the amount

00:34:01.400 of like derangement around this here's the joke are you ready for this okay kate berlant goes

00:34:06.300 what are your avails i panic i don't know okay i don't know what that means okay okay i panic i

00:34:12.020 panic because the calendar is sort of blank but also not blank because i could be anywhere yeah

00:34:16.560 of course if i were to go or if you go what about tuesday tuesday and friday at nine for the next

00:34:23.280 six months i literally could have said sure just like i did okay yeah so yeah instead what the

00:34:30.200 mental game that the derangement is you have specific avails sort of at whatever times they

00:34:37.680 are and i'm paralyzed okay because it's like trying to shoot an arrow to a specific spot

00:34:42.540 three weeks from now for me it's like what anyway kate goes Tuesdays and Fridays the excitement the

00:34:50.500 anticipation first of all like well it's also just we've got one tomorrow having I mean again

00:34:55.880 it's in five years it's like the schedule I'm like okay so I'm not available of course like

00:35:00.600 oh this is huge like 9 a.m. like I can't do it then or just like it's like well I yeah I mean

00:35:07.920 it's so funny we're just talking about having schedule but that was the other key which was

00:35:12.520 oh if we decide on this Kate will have those times available the other meetings the other

00:35:18.280 appointments are getting made around it whenever they're not made 10 years ago they're made yeah

00:35:23.160 you know now for a month from now two months from now whatever and so it's like oh my god

00:35:28.540 we could be one of those appointments

00:35:31.020 it's that that case not with someone trying to give her a veil to someone else

00:35:39.120 those aren't included yeah okay so so it's it we could be one of those appointments is so

00:35:46.600 and by the way the piece okay again to reference pippin if you're never tied to anything you'll 0.82

00:35:51.200 never be free okay i want pippin that's the fucking truth i've never heard i don't even 0.72

00:35:55.540 know pippin but that's huge okay i knew you'd love that if i'm never tied to anything 0.97

00:36:00.420 i'll never be

00:36:02.000 well by the that is by the way i'm writing it down you by the way you need to get well well

00:36:08.780 whatever i'll take you pippin journal i mean pippin life is coming i'm never tied to anything

00:36:13.100 i'm not free is that i'll never be free and it's the climax of the musical now i have some ideas

00:36:18.880 about my version of pippin and we can talk about that another time okay oh and then the piece of

00:36:23.400 even like and then i get nervous like you were like i mean of course it's flexible it's whatever

00:36:27.440 I got, you know, I think flexible because then I go, because the peace, the peace felt.

00:36:31.660 And this is, this is why it's so hard how no one understands our brain.

00:36:38.400 This is why I need ADD island.

00:36:40.020 Okay.

00:36:41.500 Because our brains work differently.

00:36:44.840 Okay.

00:36:45.500 I know.

00:36:46.100 I know.

00:36:46.500 And people will think it's something like, oh, you hate a schedule.

00:36:49.940 No, I don't.

00:36:50.880 Right.

00:36:51.140 See, it's like, it's, it's constant paradox.

00:36:55.300 Need the schedule.

00:36:56.040 No, I know.

00:36:56.700 it's it's oh well you know what i am going to share this because it's huge okay okay someone

00:37:03.880 everyone should try if if they are interested in this kind of thing they should read this is

00:37:07.920 sort of separate but related because it was breakthrough for me if they're struggling with

00:37:12.540 procrastination hands up uh i think i heard the wind just moved through the country and beyond

00:37:18.620 because everyone's hand went up all right okay point is i go anyone struggle with procrastination

00:37:25.820 here took me a second to understand yeah well no okay okay okay anyway yeah but the now habit

00:37:32.120 by neil fiori okay so oh yeah he he huge premise about procrastination and what you're doing and

00:37:40.120 this is this and his thing even more aligns with the ad brain chemistry you know probably

00:37:44.920 whatever but you're using using the chemicals of motivation that that come up you're you're

00:37:51.140 you're letting the fire burn to the bridge is just the tiniest bit to stimulate the motivation

00:37:55.260 whatever point he hacks the whole thing okay and he he has you make this thing called the unschedule

00:38:00.800 i did it with my sat tutor students the unschedule okay when i know when i was living when i was

00:38:07.560 living the parents healing okay right and i got a job at sylvan learning center it was like it was

00:38:14.620 like get back after like get out there in the day having a part-time job then you can move back to

00:38:18.640 city and become a comedian okay yeah yeah i went to imagine me like healing and at sylvan with

00:38:24.980 children with sylvan it's unbelievable actually i had some huge experiences there that are unreal

00:38:30.780 so me finally an educator all right so so so the unscheduled goes as such okay you can print it

00:38:39.000 out it's online if you want whatever it's broken up into 15 minute sections i know you're screaming

00:38:43.540 okay don't worry all right so it's broken up the day whatever it's like you know it looks like a

00:38:48.540 spreadsheet. I mean, they're really simple, just boxes. And it's by 15 minute chunks. Okay. Now

00:38:53.540 you put in, let's just say you're going to plan the week or something. You put in all the shit 1.00

00:38:59.700 that is absolute, the appointments that go in. In our case, the poog recordings would go in. 1.00

00:39:05.240 Okay. Okay. Now you put in the fun shit that you're going to motherfucking do. 1.00

00:39:11.320 So let's get real about it. Okay. So for example, if you watch three hours of TV a night, like I do, 1.00

00:39:16.520 okay between whatever you know nine and midnight or something yeah it's going in because stop lying

00:39:24.180 to yourself so so so okay okay right right of course of course okay it's actually no one does

00:39:29.940 scrolling six hours yeah yeah okay okay and you go if it yeah and so so but but now if you really

00:39:36.380 don't want to do it like if you don't want to scroll it's not saying it's not saying put in 0.92

00:39:40.620 the shit you're mad at yourself for doing right it's going no i i like my dream kind of thing is 0.74

00:39:46.720 like so anyway you put in the tv for example okay the way he says it is schedule first like these 0.99

00:39:52.980 positive things you want to do okay but the headline are you ready so it's like someone

00:39:57.400 comes to him i've been working on my thesis you know for for or whatever my dissertation or whatever 0.88

00:40:02.120 you know three years i can't get fucking a single anything done it's hell whatever and it's like 0.91

00:40:07.740 wine it's like because like what's your schedule and it's like oh well like between like nine and 0.89

00:40:11.900 six like i'm working on my thesis okay and so they're doing nothing okay yeah so he so their

00:40:17.340 schedule is blank except for working on my thesis right welcome to my life by the way like working

00:40:21.320 on the book working on the whatever okay so i said no schedule fill in your time where you only have

00:40:26.540 yep a little bit left okay and then what happens the thing about why i'm gonna have a kid just to 0.99

00:40:33.840 get work done because you go fuck they're asleep I have an hour I know I know I know I know no no 0.99

00:40:40.140 and it is you know it is so so you know in your case scheduling the tv scheduling the dinners 1.00

00:40:45.980 all the fun stuff that a lot of people just leave is sort of like whatever the lunch the what like 0.93

00:40:50.720 the lunch break the whatever you put all that shit in first yeah and you look at what's left

00:40:54.180 and oh okay and then it becomes and you don't schedule in this this is the answer you don't 0.98

00:41:00.420 scheduling work on dissertation okay it's blank you know you gotta work on dissertation right yeah

00:41:06.360 so there you go with your schedule and you're going you go and and you go when and when you

00:41:11.100 work on it you fill in the little box like 15 minutes okay let's just say i worked on the

00:41:16.500 dissertation right then you go oh when can i steal another 15 it's a complete shift where it's not i

00:41:23.980 have the whole day i get it it's and it does it does something in the brain where it's like where

00:41:29.400 you're wanting those little treats of the thing increments and increments by the way and this is

00:41:35.040 it's the laugh of the century but my to-do list which just a simple to-do list oh i know has

00:41:43.700 changed like literally this morning there's an email that i've been putting off right not a long

00:41:48.280 email just write that email i look at my list i go oh i've got that email i draft i started drafting

00:41:53.960 it right before we got on poog because i had four minutes i was like four minutes early to the

00:41:57.480 recording. Yes. I look at my to-do list. I go, what can I do in four? Well, see, here's the

00:42:02.440 thing. See, this is, okay, here we go. And also is it ADD or something that I have to write down

00:42:08.060 everything or I won't know? Like the littlest things are written on here. It's like, you know

00:42:12.840 what I mean? Like open Gmail? I can't just, it makes it too unbearable to be like, I know

00:42:17.840 everything I have to do. Oh my God. And I don't, unless it's actually there. Oh yeah. No, I'm not,

00:42:22.200 and I'm not talking about like, like the thesis thing is the one singular, the big thing that

00:42:26.760 you're supposed to be working on. That's not like I know

00:42:28.920 what I have to do, leave it all in your head. You know what I mean?

00:42:30.980 Yeah. I mean, we could talk about that.

00:42:32.960 No, no, I know. Oh, but the point is

00:42:34.800 a to-do list in his system

00:42:36.520 is separate. It does not

00:42:38.920 go on the schedule. It goes over here.

00:42:40.980 Yeah. Because it's like, and that you

00:42:42.860 do have to fit in where you choose.

00:42:44.720 Yeah. Yeah. Both

00:42:46.320 he, I think, and Getting Things

00:42:48.800 Done's David Allen do not recommend

00:42:51.200 scheduling in, like, what

00:42:52.880 you want to do. Like, or what you

00:42:54.860 I mean, what you, like,

00:42:56.760 Like I need to work on this at this time because it just,

00:42:59.520 you're so close that I need to,

00:43:00.820 I need to show you one thing.

00:43:01.780 Okay.

00:43:01.940 So,

00:43:02.180 so your to-do list,

00:43:03.140 right?

00:43:03.220 Yeah.

00:43:03.740 You could go down your to-do list right now already.

00:43:06.860 And let's just say you did a,

00:43:09.320 you wrote the,

00:43:10.040 like the number two next to everything that can be done in under two minutes.

00:43:13.820 Right.

00:43:14.420 Or five,

00:43:15.080 whatever.

00:43:15.480 None of it.

00:43:16.380 Just a big two next to those.

00:43:17.660 Okay.

00:43:18.120 Sure.

00:43:19.320 Then you glance down at your,

00:43:20.580 and when you're,

00:43:21.120 when you're writing the thing down,

00:43:22.120 you can go how long you think that's going to take.

00:43:23.620 Okay.

00:43:24.820 Imagine you looked at your to-do list.

00:43:26.300 and you quickly can scan to the twos and cross a few off yeah of course and david allen another

00:43:32.920 thing would be like phone versus at your computer okay tasks that you can do on your phone while

00:43:39.820 you're waiting in line right yeah so let's just say you're a little p next to all those you look

00:43:44.600 at that you're waiting in line for your food whatever and in those lunch lines you're always

00:43:49.360 in okay and you quickly knock those off so context and then energy is the other one he'll sort by

00:43:55.580 is this a high energy you know is this low energy and you go i have no energy right now i'm dead

00:44:00.640 let me knock off a few of the brain dead tasks the dead ones anyway it's just it's a little tweak 0.98

00:44:05.760 that you might you might sort of back your ass up sorry you might accidentally back your ass up 0.61

00:44:10.740 into a little gtd system of of our own creation so just consider the two thing this week well i i 0.82

00:44:18.440 love that and then i'm getting off and like my to-do you have hobonichi what i have is i'm on

00:44:24.740 the hunt for my a planner and i'm talking about the romance of a planner so like i grew up my

00:44:31.940 mother and she still has it file effect a leather bound i don't think it's like it's not like it's

00:44:36.160 an expensive thing but what well i said file effects i mean they're not that expensive but

00:44:41.140 yeah yeah yeah but it's like the kind of thing where it has a snap like a leather like a planner

00:44:45.360 right and she gets each year she gets the insert the new count the inserts right probably um uh

00:44:51.420 What's it called?

00:44:52.040 What it also has is it has a couple little sleeves where you can put in things.

00:44:57.380 It has a little pocket.

00:44:58.820 And, like, she has a photo.

00:45:00.380 Like, she's had little photos in there since I was a child, right?

00:45:03.760 So, to me, I'm like, it's a powerful object.

00:45:08.060 And so, like, what I have here.

00:45:09.620 Kate, my Filofax was everything to me when I had one in high school.

00:45:14.740 We all, like, did for a little period.

00:45:16.160 I need to look up Filofax because I think I have – because I've been getting these for years,

00:45:20.740 just the weekly planner right and you just get this whole new book like each year you get the

00:45:24.660 book and it's like this no let me let me um the one that your mom might have is and i can't remember

00:45:30.340 the name right now because it's so deeply embedded in my name that it's inaccessible at the moment

00:45:35.160 right the classic it's at staples it's like um like timex but it's not timex it's yeah i'm seeing

00:45:41.700 i'm seeing yeah grays and blues and whites uh-huh i'm seeing oh yep vintage file effects oh god 0.92

00:45:49.260 it's gorgeous oh look at this one oh fuck me i really have to stop i've gotten in the habit of 1.00

00:45:54.280 saying fuck my cunt oh i know it's actually too it's too graphic even for the podcast it's yeah 1.00

00:45:59.740 no i know i know but it's fun and i've been saying it like and it started as like a joke 1.00

00:46:04.420 and i'd be like oh fuck my cunt but then now i'm saying it in public like like literally i was like 1.00

00:46:08.640 ordering coffee or something it was like it was like right you know oat milk ah fuck my cunt 1.00

00:46:13.760 all my milk like like throwing it fmc like i have to because and it used to be fuck my ass 1.00

00:46:21.960 something's oh right right yeah that one's too that one feels too much like an invitation 1.00

00:46:27.040 weirdly i stole that from naomi though yeah like ah fuck my ass yeah like you stole that what 1.00

00:46:32.860 from naomi but now i'm saying fuck my cunt anyway oh okay well the theft within the home 1.00

00:46:39.060 okay wait something's up though i just will say like the nose has not gone down from morning 1.00

00:46:44.380 these planners oh i'm getting horny looking at the planners but but jacqueline the phylo facts

00:46:48.740 this is you are not wrong sweetheart this isn't the one my mom has exactly hers actually is bigger

00:46:54.380 and has a zip around so it can be zipped up like a trapper keeper oh i have one of those too i've

00:46:59.200 got all this shit yeah it rocks yes but this is nice so i'm on the hunt for my my that well this 0.86

00:47:05.860 is everything i care about okay i can lead you okay i can lead you through your options um day 0.99

00:47:11.780 timer okay is like is is i think the classic sort of like staples i think it is and a lot of them

00:47:17.460 are intermixed but but it's very it's very i mean i i went i was going through a return to filofax

00:47:23.620 last year now now what i do with the hobonichi there are 450 filofaxes i'm like guys well some

00:47:30.300 of them are like think of a leather purse right right right totally totally totally respect and

00:47:34.660 it's hardware it's leather you don't and i you know you don't need leather you know i actually

00:47:39.280 no i hadn't there was a time where they had these like like matte touch sort of foamy like

00:47:47.240 finally whatever ones that they were a dream and we used to kate is so high school i know you're

00:47:53.220 on you're shopping okay oh sorry i'm going off i'm going i got distracted it's true you caught me

00:47:57.300 i was on the filofax website by the way here's what you're going to do for now on you're going

00:48:01.640 to share your screen it's going to go in the video okay yeah and actually we'll do it during

00:48:05.760 product corner because you can share your screen and it'll be in the video we can we can live shop 0.65

00:48:10.420 i was looking at this you and me in product corner can go on fucking blue mercury and and be 0.96

00:48:15.840 discussing it this is big great i mean it's hell in some ways but let's get real we're sickos around 0.91

00:48:21.560 here particularly in the premium corner so so the most beautiful ones imagine us in high school okay

00:48:28.780 actually no it started in eighth grade like we would look we picked out like these filofaxes

00:48:34.260 vinyl ones at the local stationery store and imagine choosing the color first of all okay

00:48:39.120 but then going oh my god and then going like all right getting your inserts and then and then we

00:48:45.440 did this thing that so we covered them like you would like a like a high school like covering it

00:48:50.300 with magazines like like cutting out all these and images and whatever so our covers were like

00:48:56.020 bespoke you know you know what i'm saying like like beautiful so beautiful and then we'd have

00:49:01.500 them like in class i want to do collaging yes exact collage that's where i was looking for

00:49:05.980 then then you you know we would be like like i remember like my friend like being like being

00:49:10.900 like where are you um like do you want to come over after school like thursday you know and it

00:49:15.000 was like oh yeah so writing it in and then sometimes we'd write notes on the little things

00:49:23.500 and pass them to each other and then that would go

00:49:25.500 in. I still have them. I mean, I have

00:49:27.020 the high school, like, Glowthax

00:49:29.040 store. I have a question, though.

00:49:31.080 When you have that thing where you have the planner

00:49:33.360 and every year you're buying your new inserts,

00:49:36.600 the past

00:49:37.500 year, what do you do? I'm not throwing that away.

00:49:39.580 You put it in the archive binder.

00:49:42.280 So you could do that

00:49:43.360 cheap or you could do that fancy, but archive

00:49:45.300 binder. Right. Okay, got it.

00:49:47.200 Some shit you might get rid of if it's like, 0.99

00:49:49.700 you know, I don't know what, 1.00

00:49:51.540 something that's truly just like, you probably 0.50

00:49:53.280 go through and go like oh that's like scrap shit that i don't need but to me it's a diary it's also 0.54

00:49:57.940 like an easy way to just like here's what i did that day here's what i'm feeling like well this 0.98

00:50:03.420 is what i'm trying this is what i'm trying to say where is the shit i brought up here 0.53

00:50:07.220 so hobonichi techo right okay so this is the one i just got home so i'm i'm behind because i was 0.59

00:50:13.360 away for the two months so i've missed july right it's the half the half year one i was saying is

00:50:18.500 dinner so i am going in and i'm gonna go okay let's look figure this out oh look look there's

00:50:24.100 a flight receipt from an in google calendar okay this is when i went to london okay oh what did i

00:50:30.860 where did i stay those first oh yeah i was here going the text message whatever figure it out

00:50:35.120 and i am yeah yeah but this is why the hobo rocks okay because like look at this this is the

00:50:41.300 you have this weekly day thing if you want completely see like that's a week and those

00:50:45.740 are each days pixelated beyond belief and then you can't see a thing but yeah oh right it's so

00:50:52.540 funny you're pixelated for me and the listeners can't even see you well i know some can a little

00:50:59.400 bit i was like dreaming of us having a morning morning show that's you know it's 10 minutes

00:51:04.420 five minutes oh five minutes we could actually pull it off gate you and me just send a few 0.87

00:51:09.700 voice memos back and forth the listeners get it every fucking morning at 5 30 a.m can you imagine 0.97

00:51:14.520 good morning okay your lives would change the good morning by the way someone asked can we get 0.96

00:51:20.040 our bonuses later in the week the subscribers the the the the the ones who get their bonus episode

00:51:25.500 the true bonus episode right yeah they're going hey someone asked hey can i actually get it later

00:51:30.080 in the week instead of dropped uh you know on tuesday or whatever oh cute okay to save it to

00:51:36.260 save it no to go so sweet and then to have it so i'm like yeah tuesday like that's cool

00:51:44.300 maybe tuesdays and fridays okay i love that so anyway that's huge i thought that was that was

00:51:49.080 smart there were reasons there were reasons folks okay okay i can't get into them now okay but there

00:51:53.980 are reasons we had we did it the way we did it god i love the subscribers god i love them so much

00:52:00.080 subs i am all right all right where are we what's happening i got a bad nail color by the way are

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00:52:45.580 really do want to release the poog faces chalice which is the chalice shape okay that you line

00:52:52.700 two of them up so it'd be two glasses or no oh right or it'd be one glass I guess it'd be one

00:52:59.160 glass that is what it is it's a sacred chalice you see it right yeah I mean no because you're 0.88

00:53:05.140 pig slave I know what it looks like because of memory you know what I mean two faces yeah 0.95

00:53:08.660 There's a chalice in there. Single glass for ritual acts. I sent you a magic thing last night 0.98

00:53:13.560 about the big moon. Oh, yeah, I know. I forgot. I fell asleep. By the way, the harvest moon was

00:53:18.820 last night. And listen to this. By the way, I'm feeling so good today because, oh, I got eight

00:53:23.700 hours and 50 minutes of sleep. And eight hours is min for me. I need to get over eight. So last

00:53:28.600 night I got over eight. Listen to this. I wake up in the night. I'm light sensitive. I wake up.

00:53:34.200 what's shining in my eyes? What's shining in my eyes? The moon. Oh, well. And I had my curtain

00:53:39.820 closed. This happened last month, actually. It went through the slit. It was such, I literally

00:53:45.900 like thanked, I was like, and this is a blessing. And I said, I said a quick blessing to the

00:53:51.660 harvest moon and quick prayer to the moon and then back asleep. It's Cosmo's moon. Okay.

00:53:57.420 Moonstruckies, no. Okay. It's Cosmo's moon. Oh. Okay. And it goes, you were out there,

00:54:03.260 you worry and then and then it's cosmos moon is he out there standing there in that light you look

00:54:11.280 about 25 years old okay all right actually we are gonna have to do product corner after our call 0.84

00:54:17.020 five shit to talk about so i'm just saying we'll figure it out all right we gotta go because we

00:54:21.400 gotta get on call okay love you love you love you see you in a second bye 0.97

00:54:33.260 Thank you.

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak - October 14, 2025

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